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- Previously on "the real housewives of beverly hills"--

- this whole year has been so insane.

- It's so good to see you all. - I know.

I feel the same way, baby.

The gang is back together. - Whoo-hoo!

- Kathy hilton's here! - Hello.

- I'm crystal. - Nice to meet you.

- I'm really happy to see you. - Me too. Me too.

We haven't seen each other in a long time.

- It's common to know people in beverly hills

through other people.

- No.

- I want to apologize if I hurt you--I know I did.

You know, hurt people hurt people.

- Yeah.

- Sometimes, I can be a (bleep).

- I think rinna is trying to own it

really quickly so that I don't come for her.

- I've been actually thinking about reaching out to garcelle.

- How are you, my love?

- For some reason, she unfollowed me

after the last time we all spoke.

- I need to get away. - Yes.

- I want to invite all of you on a little trip to lake tahoe.

- Let's go. - We're going to tahoe!

- Tahoe!

[dramatic music]

- this town is a game of chess,

but no one's taking this queen down.

- My lips are legendary,

and they will never gloss over the truth.

- If you want a starring role in my life,

you better drop the act.

- Dress like there's no tomorrow,

and then, tomorrow, do it again.

- Anyone who doubts my exquisite manners

can kiss my exquisite derrière.

- Hollywood is full of pretenders,

and I slay them all.

- The strongest substance on earth

isn't diamonds.

It's me.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[phone ringing]

- hi. - Hi, lady.

- You look so pretty and rested.

- I do?

- You do.

- Nice. I had one on Sunday.

It's been so long since I had a massage...

- It almost became inappropriate.

[laughs]

- no words.

So listen,

I am going to meet up with kyle.

You know, even though we were at dorit's house,

we kind of--you know, we were cordial.

We were all happy to be dressed up.

- Did you talk? - No, we didn't talk.

- Holy toledo. Everybody looks amazing!

- You look great.

- You know, it needed to be a one-on-one.

It doesn't--it doesn't need to be with the whole group.

- Good. I'm glad you're doing this.

You're gonna feel better about it.

- Me too.

- ♪ it's expensive to be me ♪

♪ ey ♪

♪ looking this good don't come for free ♪

- you ready? - I'm so ready.

- Show me what you got. - Okay.

- Alexander wang sent you

a bunch of kind of cool full looks.

So we've styled all of this. This is kind of lounge sets.

This robe, we have to show you this robe.

Man, this-- - lady, mascara, please.

- [gasps] wait. Whoa!

I need this in my life.

- Yeah. - Listen, we're going to tahoe.

I'm wearing this.

- Jackets for your trip? This one is really cute.

- Let's put it on. [knocking]

who is that? - It's the police!

- Is that you? It that my southern friend?

- Yes. - Okay, I'm coming.

Sorry, I've got all these clothes out.

Hey. - Oh, my god.

This is my dream come true.

I'm dying right now. I'm dying right now.

- Entrée. - Look how cute you look.

- Did you come bringing gifts? - Girl.

- You are so polite. - Come here.

- I'm dying. - Come on in.

- I have not been into a store, so I'm like,

"I want to touch everything." I'm dying right now.

- Welcome to my store. Do you know dani?

This is my stylist. - Hi.

- Hi, dani. - This is sutton.

- This is so amazing!

What a fun place to--

- come sit down. They're gonna, like, be busy.

- There's guns everywhere in this place.

What is happening? - Well, I'm from--come on,

you know I'm from the south. - Yes.

- We're from the south. - It's true.

We are. We're from georgia.

- Thank you for this, miss manners.

- Well, you're not gonna eat it.

I did not bring muffins-- - are you ----in' kidding me?

I've gonna be eating the entire thing.

When I first met sutton,

you know, she was a little over the top.

- You've had your fun. Let the mouse go.

Why must you wear so much makeup?

- Because I want to, mother.

- Babies, you gotta be mean.

Let them cry. - You are southern to the core.

- Ha!

- And since then, I've gotten to know her and, you know,

she's a proper southern lady.

Are you excited for tahoe? - Yeah, I'm excited.

- It's gonna be fun. - It is gonna be fun.

I have a great tahoe story.

A friend of mine won

in an auction, like,

a plane thing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- And the owner of the plane was there,

and then this rando was in the back.

And he said, "I'm usually the pilot,

but I lost my pilot's license."

and I was like, "why'd you lose your pilot's license?"

so he goes, "well, one time, I was the helicopter pilot

"for a porno that was being made.

And the girl," he said to me,

"she gave me a knobber."

- she gave him a blowjob?

- Well, I had never-- I was like, "what's that?"

I guess the flight people-- - yeah, the faa.

- Yeah. - The people that--

- they saw it and took away his license.

- Ahh!

- Now I know what a knobber is,

and I could have lived without that information.

- Tell me, what's been going on?

- Honestly, I moved, like, ten days ago.

And I bought a house, and it's crazy.

And I think it really, like, released something in me.

I mean, the house was symbolic

of, like, my marriage and dependence.

- Sure. - And now it's gone.

- Hello. - Hello.

- How are you? - I'm good.

Look at your glasses. So cute.

- Pretty house. - Oh, thank you.

I have, like, brunchy stuff, if you're hungry.

I had looked at a bunch of houses.

Actually, what is the neighborhood?

I always forget. Like, the old hollywood.

- Hancock. - Hancock park.

I looked at a bunch of houses there that I loved.

- Yeah, they're beautiful. The only other place

that tom and I would ever agree to move to

would either be bel air or hancock.

- But it's hard to, like,

check all of your boxes off. So I'm gonna build.

This is the first time I've ever done anything

like this on my own.

But I'm 49 years old. I'm ready for this.

I mean, honestly, in the past year,

I am full circle.

And I think I've got a little pretty mess inside me.

What?

- My girl. - I think I do.

- Everybody's got a little pretty mess.

- That strong, impassioned woman...

- Yeah.

- Who really doesn't give a (bleep).

- I love it. Makes me so happy to hear.

♪ ♪

- look at you. - Hey.

Look at you. - How are you?

- I'm good. How are you?

- Good. Nice to see you.

- You too. - So how is everything?

I'm sure you are really busy. - Really good, really busy.

The boys, you know, obviously-- - did you start the show?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're gonna talk to tyra banks.

And then we're gonna cut to a commercial.

Five, four, three, two, one.

We're ready. I'm ready.

- That's unbelievable. - Yeah.

- Well, thank you for meeting me today.

- I was reluctant.

- I'm sure you were.

I've been wanting to talk to you just because, you know,

when we first started hanging out,

I was so excited to get to know you.

And I thought that I was expressing that

by, like, being playful with you at my house.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I felt that.

- Look at this. - Look at you.

- Gorgeous! - Hi, gorgeous.

[laughs]

come on, kyle. - Garcelle, let's go.

[laughter]

- once I started hearing things being said, I thought,

"wow, you know, you didn't even give me a chance."

- my new best friends.

Some of them, not so much.

You were friendly from the beginning,

but I felt like I wasn't being heard.

- I get that. - I talk to you all the time,

and I feel like you just glaze right over me.

- Regardless of what made you feel like that,

I just want to give you a hug.

And I've been tested. - I've been tested as well.

- And just start from scratch

because, honestly, there's no reason

why we shouldn't be having fun and getting along.

- And we can let that go...

If we can fast-forward to...You calling me out

about not paying with the charity

cut me to the core.

- You came to my charity event and never paid.

- That is not true.

You'd better watch what you're saying.

That is not true.

- I'm not the one in charge of handling the money.

That was someone else.

- When I finally got the information from them,

it was--it's an address that I hadn't had for years.

- I know you're a good person.

You took care of it right away after that.

If we'd been getting along fine,

I never would have said anything, you know?

- Would you have said it to one of the white women?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- coming up...

- I don't have bellmen.

- Do I have to carry my own bags?

- You guys have to have some grit.

- Oy-oy-oy.

- You calling me out about not paying with the charity

cut me to the core.

- I know you're a good person.

You took care of it right away after that.

If we'd been getting along fine,

I never would have said anything, you know?

- Would you have said it to one of the white women?

[dramatic music]

- oh, my god. - This is how I feel.

I feel like it was weaponized

towards me being a black woman. - Oh, my god.

Like, I don't have any issues with you.

- I know you probably didn't intentionally.

But I don't think you realize

the effect that it has on me, being a black woman.

There's stereotypes that people think that we don't pay

for our rent, that we don't tip.

- I would never even think about that.

- Because you don't have to deal with that.

Because it's not your reality. But it's my reality.

- Hi, ladies. Are we ready to order?

- I'm just gonna have the tomato salad.

- And for you, ma'am? - I'll do the crab cake.

- Okay, perfect, ladies. - Thank you.

- You're welcome. Excuse me. - Thank you so much.

- I was in a restaurant, and they weren't serving me.

They were serving other people that would come to me.

They weren't serving me.

And at the end of my meal,

when I finally got my meal,

I had to think about, "do I tip?

Or do I not tip?"

if I don't tip, they're gonna say,

"black people don't tip anyway. She never would have tipped."

but the service was horrible.

- Right.

- So there's all this stuff

that people don't realize that we think about

before we have to do anything.

I feel like people in beverly hills

are in their own little bubble.

"where did you get that handbag?

Where did you get that piece of jewelry?"

no one has ever asked me,

"what's it like being a black woman in hollywood?"

and sometimes, that makes me feel like an outsider.

You saying I didn't pay, that's why it hurt so much.

- I totally understand that.

And for that, I apologize.

I wasn't thinking of it like that at all.

I appreciate you sharing that with me.

I do. I really do.

- Thank you.

- I have not walked in her shoes.

Even though I didn't mean it like that,

I can understand now why she unfollowed me on instagram.

And I have a much better understanding of who she is

and where she comes from.

- Enjoy your lunch. - Thank you.

- Thank you.

- I did gain a solid ten pounds.

- I hired a hot trainer. - Ooh.

- 'cause I figured he's gonna motivate me.

- Incentive. - [laughs]

so that's been good, except, after I see him,

I can't walk up the stairs

or down the stairs because I'm in pain.

- Well, let's hope that's just from the workout.

[laughs]

- ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ oh ♪

♪ yeah, yeah ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

- zoe? Zo-zo.

Come here. Do you want your green juice?

[blender whirring]

- green juice.

- Sprite green juice? - We don't drink soda.

Come here.

- Drink that.

- What? - Come on.

Okay, let's-- do you want to time it?

I bet you cannot finish this in two minutes.

Ready? On your mark, get set, go.

Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.

Where's rob? - I don't know.

Rob? - Yeah.

- You got a plan? - Oh, you want to watch that?

Okay, wait, she found this electric countdown.

- What does she get if she beats the clock?

- Strong bones.

It's a total cliche to call a chinese mother a tiger mom.

Are you done?

But actually, it's kind of true.

I totally am a tiger mom.

- Crystal, what is the schedule for today?

- Jeff's gonna take them to my mom's house.

- Okay. - You're gonna see nainai.

- Growing up in northridge

from chinese immigrant parents,

work ethic, getting good grades,

all that was constantly drilled into me.

Do you want to go change? You're gonna go to nainai's.

- Going to nainai! - Okay.

- I see you have all your layout

and stuff like that until 2:00.

Rob is always busy working.

- I'm gonna be in the office.

Okay? - All right.

- All right, bye. - Bye.

Rob directed "the lion king" in his late 20s.

He directed the "stuart little" series,

"haunted mansion" for disney, "mr. Peabody & sherman,"

"forbidden kingdom," which was the only movie

that jackie chan and jet li did together.

I don't like to brag about myself.

But I do like to brag about my husband.

Hi.

[soft upbeat music]

who's there?

- You're in a big meeting. Sorry.

- Because of rob's work, we're so lucky

'cause we get to travel the world.

One time, we went to kazakhstan for a film festival.

We lived in china for nine months,

new york and london.

There's just so many places. And for rob, it's work.

For me, it's vacation.

All right, let me actually

go through my schedule for the week.

Hold on.

Okay.

Being married to a director

who's so busy, I do everything.

- Okay, this is the schedule for the morning.

Jeffrey take the kids?

- Yeah, they're gonna be gone all day.

Scheduling is a passion of mine.

I, like, light up talking about it,

'cause I'm very organized, and it gives me peace of mind.

Every morning, we have, like, a morning meeting of, like,

what's the schedule of the day?

Wednesday, max has tennis.

Thursday, zoe has dance at teddy's house.

- Okay. - Ooh.

- Yeah. - Is he recording?

- Yeah. - It's kind of fun to see that

in the calendar. Everyone has their own color.

Blue is rob's, and green is max.

Zoe picked pink. I have dark pink.

No one can adjust it though. Only I can adjust.

No one's allowed to touch it.

It's a lot; there's a lot going on in my life.

[chuckles]

are we on time right now? Like, let me check.

Are we late? Okay. [laughter]

want to bring a watermelon to nainai's house?

- Wait, hold on, let me make sure this is the biggest one.

Hold on, hold on. You guys wait.

I feel like for the size of my house,

I actually have a very small house to run.

A lot of my friends have a huge staff.

I don't.

It's really me and rob and the kids and lucy,

who's, like, my right-hand woman.

- It's too little. - Okay, boss.

I call her presidente 'cause she's the boss of the house.

- Oh, am I writing you a list? I'm sorry.

- I'm gonna write--hold on.

Sorry, boss. Do you like this?

- [speaking spanish]

- lucy, it's not ugly.

- Ugh.

- Yeah, you can open it. - What is it?

[both speaking spanish]

jeffrey? - Yeah?

- Do a favor me. - Okay.

- Can you push the dryer? - Push the dryer, yeah.

- There's a towel. - My brother lives in china.

But he's been staying with us for months because of covid.

- Children, I'm--seriously, we are actually leaving.

So I need you guys to get ready.

- Zoe, come here. I think you guys gotta go.

Actually, he's a popstar in china.

- [singing in chinese]

[cheers and applause]

- but here, he's my manny. [laughs]

- okay.

- Okay, nainai is not going to buy you presents today.

But you can discuss with her

what you want for your birthday.

But you cannot be ridiculous with your present.

- Jeez. - [laughs] what?

Growing up in a chinese traditional household,

I've always been raised to respect

not just your parents,

but your grandparents, ancestors.

Zoe, stay on that side of the car seat.

- [shouting] get away from me!

- And that's sort of what I want

to instill with my family.

But I doubt it's working, 'cause my kids are crazy.

Bye, guys. - Later.

- Oh, god.

[sighs]

- [chuckles]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- hello! - Hey!

- Welcome. - Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

Hi.

Where's everybody else? I thought I'd be late.

- You're the first. - Oh.

- I'm the first one here.

[awkward music]

- I mean, I'm excited about going to tahoe,

but it's a little awkward that it's just me and rinna.

- I'm just gonna say, I'm super-duper excited.

Like, really, really.

- Yeah. This is awesome.

But we can do small talk. We're good about small talk.

- Oh, here comes somebody. - Oh.

- Kyle! - Hi!

- Hi. - Hi, darling.

- She needs something.

I love it. - Yes, she needs to hug you.

- Hi. - Hi.

- I'll take kyle. I'll take anybody.

- How many bags did you bring?

- I brought a checked bag, and then I brought a carry-on,

and then I have a duffel.

- Okay, I brought a checked bag like that,

a hanging bag with, like, my coats...

- Oh, okay, yeah. - A duffel...

- Mm-hmm. - A carry-on...

- Ooh, okay. Good.

- A hat bag... - Ha!

- And a little grocery bag

that has oat milk and an espresso machine.

- You brought an espresso machine?

- So I can make us lattes in the morning.

- Oh, that's perfect. I love that.

- Hello, ladies. - Hello. Welcome.

- How are you? - Nice and colorful.

- I want to be comfy 'cause I--you know.

Hi, honey, how are you? - How are you?

- I have traveled quite a bit in my life.

And I have never gone on an all-girls trip.

- Sutton.

- Hi, guys. - Hello, welcome!

- You may hear women going for a birthday weekend

or a wine tasting or to a spa.

I always do that with my husband.

- Mrs. Hamlin? - Yes?

- Do we have any little treats to eat?

- Oh, kathy, I have made sure

that there's a good chef and food.

- The chef tonight is me. - Yes.

- Wait, where are we staying? - It's a good home.

- Is it? - It's gorgeous.

- I'm so excited. - Yeah.

- Yay! - We're missing erika.

- Yes!

[all shouting]

- well, hello. - Oh, my god, so cute.

- Yes! - Hello!

- I am so ready.

- Whoo!

- Tahoe, here we come.

- Coming up...

- Oh, sh--. Get the (bleep) out of here.

- You can't, like, leave the sliders open.

- You don't tell a black girl that twice, honey.

[upbeat music]

- oh, my god. I'm so excited to get out.

- Anybody have a flask?

- No.

Are you having a meltdown, garcelle?

- I don't like small planes.

I am deathly afraid of small planes.

And traveling when I was a model,

I had a lot of scary things happen.

- Okay, here we go, ladies.

- Whoo!

- Here we go!

Shoes off. We're already there.

- Garcelle, how you doing?

- Not good. - She's breathing.

- Bye, la! - Bye-bye!

- We're fine. - Just check in.

Drink your drink.

- Look, I gotta be honest with you.

At this point, after being hunkered down

for seven months,

I would have been happy to go up in a plane

and just traveled around, you know, just to do something.

- We made it. It's fine. - Garcelle, we did it!

[cheering]

- (bleep). - Whoo!

- You guys, I'm so proud of you.

Cheers to a successful, fun,

classy-- [laughs]

trip! [laughs]

- cheers! - Cheers.

- Who wants to drive back with me in an rv?

- [laughs] - anyone?

[bright instrumental music]

♪ ♪

[eagle screeches]

♪ ♪

- oh, there is the lake.

- Oh, look. There's lake tahoe!

- Lake tahoe! Both: Whoo!

- I haven't been here in so very long.

- I haven't either. - You guys--

- I used to come here my entire childhood.

- Wow, look at the lake. - It's the best.

I love it. - When you're raised in la,

like, you grow up with friends

and it's, like, all the parents go...

- Yeah.

Yeah, when you grow up in la, tahoe is,

you know, kind of a locals' trip.

So we--I've been to tahoe a lot, actually.

- I have never been to tahoe.

When I think of tahoe, I think of bears, cold.

- To me, lake tahoe is one

of the most magical places in the united states.

- I don't have any good stories to tell about tahoe,

to be the blunt.

It's pretty.

- I've never been to lake tahoe,

and I don't really know anything about it.

But it's giving me a lugano, switzerland, vibe.

[upbeat music]

- you guys, it's a good house. - Oh, good.

And look, it's right on the water.

- I'm super down with this house.

- I mean, I'm excited now.

- Sutton, I need your hand.

- Yeah!

- Welcome to lake tahoe. - Thank you!

- It's beautiful. - I'm mark.

I'm the host of the sherman estate.

- Hello, mark. - Let's go check it out.

- Yay! - Thank you.

♪ ♪

- wow, this is a house. - Oh, my goodness.

- This is very pretty.

- The house that I booked for this trip is huge.

It's 17,000 square feet.

- Look at that view. - Yay!

- This is your chef for the week.

- Hi. How are you? - Auset.

- Hi. Good. How are you? - All right, ladies.

We're gonna head downstairs.

You can see, oversized game room game.

- Game night. - Ooh.

- Movie theater. - Oh, my god.

- Our own sports bar. - Yes!

- All right. - There are bars.

There's a huge indoor pool.

There's a hot tub too, and a sauna.

- Oh, my god!

- This might be the best view

I've ever seen from a house.

Can I get an amen?

- Show us to our rooms.

- Why don't we go see everything

and then everyone can decide?

- I'll just take this room. I don't care.

- Wait, hold on.

There's a ground room floor issue with bears.

- Oh, sh--. Get the (bleep) out of here.

- You can't, like, leave the sliders open and just like--

- I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. - Nope.

You don't tell a black girl that twice, honey.

We do not do bears.

- They're really all the same.

- I like this room. I'll take this room.

- Yeah. And then you'll be next to me.

- Okay. My room.

- Second floor, no bears, I'm good.

Hello?

Where do we get our stuff?

- Who is in charge of the bags?

Did anybody see a fan?

I'm just looking for my fan.

- We bring our own suitcases down?

- Yeah, that's one of them.

- Oh, no. - I have--

- we have to bring our own suitcases down.

- But I'm looking for my fan. - What?

- Uh-huh.

- I don't roll like that.

Where's the butler? Where's the--

I don't know, somebody?

- Where's the valet? - The who?

- Do I have to carry my own bags?

- Yeah.

- I'm sorry I don't have bellmen,

but covid won't let me.

You guys have to have some grit.

- Oy-oy-oy.

There's a lot I can do myself.

I'll even do my own glam this trip.

But I do not want to carry

my heavy bags down flights of stairs.

Oh, my god, there's carpet. Oh, this is fun.

- Kathy? - Yeah?

- Okay, so I'm checking to see

what your clothing situa-- oh, wow.

Oh, my god. This chanel hat.

- That's, like--I love that.

- Is rick okay that you left home?

- Yeah, I think he was happy

that we could spend some time together.

- I know, mo too.

My favorite thing about having kathy back in my life

is just the relief.

The anxiety and the depression that I felt with not speaking

to my sister for so long really affected me a lot.

Since "american woman," it's not like it was before.

We did everything together, talked every single day,

ten times a day, something like that.

We've gone through many different problems.

And we have finally worked through them.

- I saw kathy last night. - Oh!

- We had dinner the other night.

- You did?

Well, the show got canceled. - Oh, lisa.

- Are you gonna be good? - Yeah, I'm gonna be fine.

I just wish that you were somewhere near here.

- Well, I'm down with the bears.

- Down with the bears. - Yeah.

I'm just happy to have her in my life again.

- That fan won't plug in.

- The plant? What?

- The--the fan. - The fan won't plug in.

Yes, it-- - will not plug.

- Yeah, it will. I'll get it.

Okay, hold on.

- Oh, I have to have a fan.

The hum relaxes me. [fan whirring]

I have a very hard time going to sleep

and staying asleep.

- Let me see.

Kathy, the fan plugs in.

You just have to actually put it in the outlet.

Honestly, sometimes I wonder, like, how does kathy get by?

Okay, I've got your fan set up.

[both laughing]

- coming up... - I have to say,

I felt really good about our dinner.

It was a nice step in the right direction.

- You were a sh--y friend to denise.

You were a sh--y friend to me.

[upbeat music]

- okay, let's get started.

Okay, could I get the salmon out?

- And there goes your lemon pepper,

garlic salt, dill weed. - Oh, this is all the stuff?

Oh, amazing. Okay, perfect.

I love to entertain and cook for my friends,

and I have not been able to do that during quarantine.

So, yes, we have a chef,

but I'm sorry, you can have the night off.

Okay, wash these and then make them into eight pieces.

I just need to get the romaine lettuce cut.

Is the salmon cut? - I'm gonna do it right now.

- So I'm boiling the pasta in here, correct?

Okay.

- Do you know where I could find a cheese platter?

- I'll get one now. - Thank you so much.

- All right, how can I help? What do you want me to do?

- I need, like, a drink.

- Do you want me to make you a drink?

That, I can do. - Who can make drinks? Yes.

Do you how to make a margarita? No?

- Yes. - You do?

I mean, I don't know how to make a margarita.

So I don't know. - Yeah, easy.

Here, cheers. - Oh, wow, thank you.

- But if you don't like it, I can adjust.

- That's so good. Thank you so much.

- Okay. - Oh, my god, I'm impressed.

And I'm a tough critic

'cause I'm married to a mexican.

- You know, I'm born and raised in la.

I feel like kindred spirits with all mexicans.

- It smells good. Oh, my god.

- Doesn't it smell good?

- Wait, are you stirring onions?

- Oh, you look so pretty. - Are you stirring onions?

- Oh, my god. You guys look so cute.

- You look beautiful. - Thank you. You too.

- I love that we're, like-- - what are you making?

I know. Oh, oh.

- I'm making salmon, pasta, there's a cheese platter

and some salamis over there.

And we'll have a little happy hour first.

- Okay, let's do it.

- Hello, gorgeous.

- What are you doing over here? Oh, my god.

Look how pretty this fish is.

- Hello, baby! - Hello!

- Okay, I need 20 minutes for the salmon,

and then we'll boil the noodles after.

Okay, thank you.

- Rinna, look at you, all decked out.

- Have a seat, mamacita.

- You look really good.

- Yeah, you do. - Even with the swelling,

I feel like it blew up on the plane.

- Is my nose getting fatter by the second?

- No.

- It feels like it's growing like pinocchio.

- No. - [trills]

- I forget you even had a nose job.

On the plane, I noticed it blowing up a little too.

You know, it does that. - [laughs]

- people think I look younger with my nose like this.

- And then next year,

we'll snip a little bit more off.

And then you're gonna start with the ears.

- Now I gotta worry about my ears?

- Well, you don't have to worry about it

when you're dead, though.

- Yeah, but until I'm dead,

I wanna be cute, garcelle--sutton.

- It's-- - why do I always do that?

- What? Talk about your death?

- No, I just called you garcelle.

- Garcelle. - I called her kyle.

- I know, right?

I mean, garcelle and I had a laugh about that.

- This is kathy. This is kathy.

"kyle? Kyle? Oh, my god.

"hi, honey. Oh!

You look so much like kyle."

- how are you? - Good. How are you?

- Wait, I thought you were kyle.

- [laughs] - I'm not kidding.

- I get that all the time.

- With the long dark hair, is it uncanny?

Unbelievable! [laughter]

- but I don't look that little.

- That is so kathy hilton.

- I don't know why I thought it was kyle.

I mean, kyle's so much shorter.

Somebody's saying hi to me, and I don't--

I can't see who they are.

- My husband does that too.

Someone will come up and have a full conversation.

And I know that he doesn't know who they are

because he doesn't say, "hey, have you met erika?"

- right. - So I'm always like--

- do you ever just go, like-- I'll be like, "hi, I'm lisa."

- yes, and then I save him. And then he goes, "oh, yeah!"

and then I'll walk off. I'll go, "who's that?"

he goes, "I have no idea. Keep going."

- same. - That's harry!

[fire alarm beeps]

- oh, my god, my food! - Oh, my god.

- Kyle! - It's burning.

- That's it.

- Do you need some help?

- Oh, sh--. Sh--.

It's gonna be--oh, my god.

[laughs]

my first meal out of the gate,

and I've set the salmon on fire.

- We need a towel or something.

- Omg.

- And maybe the kitchen too.

I cannot believe this happened.

- Jeez, I'm so glad you cooked tonight.

- You know what, ----er?

[laughter]

it's smoked salmon. [chuckles]

[growls]

everybody, dinner's ready.

Okay, there's that.

Pasta.

I made blackened salmon. - It's my favorite, by the way.

- The pasta looks great.

- It's olive oil...

- Olive oil? - Garlic, basil, lemon zest.

- Oh, perfect. - Are you sitting by me?

I'm right there. - All right.

Bon appétit, everyone. - Bon appétit.

Thank you for cooking, kyle.

- Any complaints, let me know. I'm open to criticism.

- No, there's no criticism.

- No one's gonna criticize.

- It's not blackened.

This is...

Burnt fish.

- It's really good. - Doogie knows her stuff.

- [laughs]

- doogie, without you, what would we do?

[laughter]

- I have no idea why my sisters call me "doogie."

when I was born, kathy and kim just called me that.

Now that I think about it, it's a little suspicious.

[laughs]

- she's a good cook. Doogie's a good cook.

'cause she's like a little doogie.

- A doogie. Little child.

It's a love name.

Like a little tootsie roll. [laughs]

- so you two are ten years apart?

Yes? - 9 1/2.

- 9 1/2, okay. - That's a big chunk.

- And she never annoyed me. - Never?

- Kim would come in and love to torture me.

We get along really well. But she would love to...

- Torture you, yeah. - Torture me.

- Well, that's kim. - That's amazing.

- You know? - [laughs] right?

I could say that maybe kim tortured me too.

I don't know. - I brought the bunny.

So what I should do is give it to you.

You don't have to cry over it.

- I'm gonna walk away for just a second,

'cause this just doesn't feel quite right.

What do you think?

- Sutton, did you bring presents?

- She always brings a present. - You're so generous.

- Garcelle, do you want to play santa?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, y'all,

because of covid, this is a really important thing

for us all to have.

- Erika, lisa. - Thank you!

- You're welcome.

- And I think especially

going into our election week next week,

it might be even more important to have.

All: Ooh.

- Ooh! - [laughs]

- oh! - Oh, I love it!

- I love it!

- We all need a flask. - Whoo!

- You guys, it's our initials on it.

- Um, I've never used a flask, no.

- If we pull this out of a beautiful bag, is it wrong?

- As two chicks from the south?

No. - We're like, no.

- Now what do we put in this?

- Whatever you want, girl.

- I don't know what I would put in it.

Maybe I would use mouthwash or something.

- Guys, can we go downstairs? - Come on, let's go.

- We're going downstairs.

- Downstairs for cocktails in the parlor.

♪ ♪

- hey, who didn't eat their food?

Why didn't you eat your food?

- I'm trying to keep my girly figure.

- Please. - [laughs]

- coming up...

- Two truths and one lie.

And we have to guess what's the lie.

- All right, I've got mine.

Here it is. You ready?

- Oh, my god.

- I'm taking my shoes off.

- I'm gonna sit right here.

- Thank you so much for dinner.

- Thank you so much. - I lost my phone.

Kyle, you need to go out

and get me a new phone tomorrow.

[laughter]

- doogie! - Doogie needs to help me.

- Can you imagine if we each had our sister here?

- I don't have a sister.

- Well, but if you had a sister--

- I would kill her.

I would eat her when we were little.

- Oh, my god. - Guys, why don't we play

this game where we say three things...

- Okay. - Okay.

- Two truths and one lie,

and we have to guess what's the lie.

- Okay. - Okay?

Crystal, you go first.

- Okay, ready? All: Yes.

- I've been arrested.

[soft playful music]

I worked at an escort agency.

♪ ♪

I've been propositioned to become a madam.

♪ ♪

- oh, my god. - What's the lie?

- Arrested. - Wow!

- What? - Yeah.

- She's so good at this game!

- I worked at an escort agency.

However, I wasn't an escort.

- You were the phone operator. - Oh.

- I was the operator. - I was gonna say.

- I was the operator. I was 18 years old.

- Oh, yeah. - Right before college.

I only worked there for a summer,

but I grew up pretty quickly that summer.

- That's my kind of chick, man.

You know? Wow.

- You set the bar really frickin' high, crystal.

- Sutton next. - I was a barista at starbucks.

- No. - She said no.

- Girl, you're giving us flasks with our initials on it.

- I have stolen something.

I was a virgin when I got married.

- She did not work at starbucks.

- You would never work--no, no,

you did not work at starbucks, please.

- That is rude

because I have worked at starbucks as a barista.

- You worked at starbucks? - Yeah.

I wasn't a virgin when I got married.

- Okay, who's next? - All right, I've got mine.

Here it is. You ready?

I wore a wire and was a witness

in a government case.

All: Ooh.

- I am adopted.

And I used to work for the mafia.

- Well, you clearly were not adopted,

so everything else, you've done.

- I am adopted. - Wow.

- Nobody told me. - I didn't know that.

- My stepfather adopted me. But my mom is my mom.

- What's the answer? - I'll tell you privately.

I can't tell. I told too much, but yeah,

I'll tell you privately.

- That's a cheat.

- Erica is so guarded that it is impossible

to know which one of hers is a lie.

- I can neither confirm nor deny

my truth or a lie.

- Rinna, your time. - Okay.

Let me think.

I am not a good liar. I am not a good liar.

- You're an actress!

She said she was never that close with denise.

Do we have a lie detector test?

- Okay, kathy will go. Kathy.

Two truths and a lie.

- I worked as a dental assistant.

I worked as a hairdresser, cutting children's hair.

And I worked as a receptionist at the waldorf.

- Oh, (bleep). - Oh.

- Wait, I think those are all truths.

- Those are all truths. - I do too.

- I do dental work. - Do you?

- How many lies-- - freelancer, just--

- that's so random.

- [laughs]

- and I worked in hospitality at the waldorf.

- You did?

- Oh, my god. [laughter]

- those are all truths!

- I don't think kathy knows much about rules.

She has no interest in following any rules.

Three truths? That's not how you play, kathy.

- That was good, though. - Okay, we're going to bed.

We're gonna wake up, you're gonna have your coffee,

do your thing, and then we'll go do our thing.

- You guys, good night.

- Should we have a party down here?

All the boring people go to bed.

Crystal? - Crystal?

- What?

- Make me a cocktail.

- Oh, yeah. I'll make it for you.

All right.

I'm so happy you like my drinks.

- Um, like, you don't understand.

Like, you're the bartender. - I'm thrilled.

♪ ♪

there, cheers. - This is, like--it's fancy.

Cheers.

That was nice. Everyone was so happy tonight.

- Yeah, it's good.

- Garcelle was really super adorable and sweet.

- Yes. - Was she not before?

- No, yeah. - No, we just had, like,

a little issue, but when I saw her today,

I was like-- like a huge cloud had lifted

and I was, like, having fun.

Like, it was like nothing ever happened.

- But y'all had a good conversation.

- It literally was like it was gone.

- Rinna? - Yeah, come in.

- This place is like a maze. - Hi.

- Wow, well... - I needed a minute.

I am so, like, tired.

- Yeah, totally. - Come in. Sit here.

- Thank you for doing this. I mean...

- Thank you for coming. - I've never been to tahoe.

And I think-- - I think it's gonna be fun.

- Yeah, I think it's gonna be good too.

- I'm excited. - I wanted to talk to you

because the last time I saw you

was at dinner. - Yes.

I hurt you, I know I did.

And I want to apologize for that.

But I think the best thing for us to do is move on.

- And then when I spoke to sutton at dorit's,

I said to her, "I think lisa thinks

everything is great between us, but it's not."

[tense music]

- I think she thinks y'all are good.

- Well, then, her bad. - And if you--

- I mean, I feel-- I have to say,

I came home and I said to harry,

"I felt really good about our dinner,

and it was a nice step in the right direction."

- I sat down and you were like, "I did this, I did this."

I never got to say what I felt.

I thought that was really sh--y.

I thought you were a sh--y friend to denise.

You were a sh--y friend to me.

I saw a side of you that I'd never seen before,

and that was scary to me. - Yeah, okay.

- And that's what I don't trust.

- I get it. - That's what I don't trust.

- I get it. - Why did denise feel

like she was such good friends with you,

and you turn around and say to me,

"you know, I really wasn't that close to denise"?

- Well--

there was a friendship there with brandi

that, garcelle, from what I saw,

was much deeper than my friendship with denise.

- That's hard to believe. - I guess, the only way

I can describe it is that the times

that I got together with her, there were four of us.

I don't think it was even once a month.

It was every couple of months, and it was--

you know, it was just really bonding.

And then I did not spend much time with denise.

I saw denise maybe once a year.

- Are we close? - Yes.

- Do you consider us close? - I do.

I mean, you haven't necessarily

opened up to me like denise did.

- It's just--it's just hard to swallow it all.

Trust is really important to me.

Trust always has been important to me.

And after my divorce, I mean, even more so

that I need to be able to trust the people that are around me.

When there's no trust, there's no relationship.

How do I trust having a relationship with you?

How do I trust telling you something

that I'm feeling, that I'm going through,

and not knowing that it's going to backfire?

- I can't promise you that.

♪ ♪

- coming up...

- If you try to be fake, you cannot do that.

- Hold on, sutton. - It came--

- you're not being honest.

- How do I trust having a relationship with you?

How do I trust telling you something

that I'm feeling, that I'm going through,

and not knowing that it's going to backfire?

- I can't promise you that.

I cannot promise you that. - That's crazy.

I can promise you that I wouldn't come after you.

- I am trying to move forward.

I can't change what happened last year.

But what I'm asking is, you know,

you either want to move on or you want to stay in that.

I feel like you want to punish me a little bit.

And that's okay.

You just want to ----in' stick it to me a little bit.

You wanted to punish me...

- Absolutely. - And make me feel bad!

- But I've always been the type that I don't get angry enough.

This is something I had to work on all my life.

- Great. - I was taught,

"be nice, be nice, be nice,"

to a fault that I had to learn to say how I feel.

- Good.

- There's a really big stigma with black women

that we're seen as angry or aggressive.

And sometimes, those labels make you want

to hold back a little bit,

because you don't want to fall into the stereotype

that was given to us.

We haven't claimed it.

But people have labeled us that.

I just want you to know that it's going to take some time.

- And I'm okay with that. - So we're there.

- Okay. This is so good, though!

Because you just were honest!

- Really?

- Last year, denise really didn't want

to deal with a lot of issues,

and she ran.

Garcelle is coming to me to say how she feels.

That is all I ask.

Like, that's great that you did that.

Don't run. Don't hide. Don't send cease and desists.

Deal with it in the moment.

I'm gonna be me.

And if that's great, it's good.

If it's not good, you'll tell me.

- Okay. - We'll have a good time

with everybody, and this group and whatnot,

but you do what feels safe for you.

- Will do. - Okay?

- Yeah.

- I have gotten to know garcelle.

And I do think, if you're talking to her

in a really real way, she's gonna accept it.

But if you try to be fake

or call her out...

You cannot do that.

- Hold on, sutton. - It came from all

the many bombs. - Hold on, sutton.

You're not being honest

by not acknowledging the stuff before,

because I did nothing until that moment.

- What was your bomb?

- I had a charity event.

She'd raised her hand to make a donation,

and then--she did end up paying the donation.

She has now.

But I brought up the fact that she raised her hand

and didn't follow through and pay the donation.

- I know, but see, that's--

- but it's been handled since then.

- Do you regret doing it? Or no?

- Hmm, interesting question.

- I didn't until I sat down with her and we spoke.

And she said to me that it really, like, hit her deeply

because there's, like, a stigma with, you know--

she said, with black people and not paying their bills.

- Mm-hmm. - I would never know the things

that she was referring to.

- I understood what garcelle meant in that moment.

But I don't think that's where you were coming from.

- Obviously, you know me. - At all.

- I would never mean something like that.

- 100%. - Okay--

- but I love that y'all have maybe reconciled.

- From a perspective of someone who's not white,

when it hits you from stereotypes,

it can be so painful that you can't see anything else.

I've had friends who've said things to me,

asian comments and stuff like that.

Do garcelle and I share the same exact ones? No.

- I am sorry. I am not gonna do this.

- I could never know garcelle's plight.

- I am not doing this. I am gonna tell you right now.

[dramatic music]

- you're not doing what? - I am not talking about

racial stereotypes when I am--

- well, it's easy for you not to.

♪ ♪

- see, this is why-- - oh, sorry.

That's actually not true. - Why?

- You have a lot. Everyone does.

- Because, what, I'm a southern white girl?

♪ ♪

do you want to talk about when I see dumbass rednecks

on the tv, and that's supposed to be me?

- Yes, I want to know about that.

Yes. - I also have a stereotype,

but I don't want to bring it up.

We are educated.

- That's insane. - We are traveled.

It's not insane. It is called 2021.

- So you just want to-- are you one of those people

that you don't see color?

Tell me you're that girl. "I don't see color."

♪ ♪

- are you serious with me right now?

- Is that what you're saying?

Are you that girl? "I don't see color"?

♪ ♪

- next on "the real housewives of beverly hills"...

- Let's go, guys. - I don't like this.

I don't think-- we're going too fast.

- Whoo! - Whoo-hoo!

- I love my girls! - Oh, god.

- Paris came on "the real."

she used to drive me nuts.

She was always on her phone.

And I always felt like, "why are you here?"

- bottoms up.

♪ ♪

- oh, dorit!

- Oh, my god. What?

- Those bitches are ----in' hardcore.

- What's wrong? - I'm going to bed.

- What happened? - What?

- This girl lost her mind.

- What the (bleep) happened?

- You kicked me.

- You're so uptight. Relax.

You're a ridiculous human being.

I'm sorry. Jesus!

- [sighs]