Original subtitles

- Guys.

Why don't we play this game

where we say

two truths and one lie?

And we have to guess

what's the lie.

- Okay.

- Okay?

- Two truths and a lie?

- Let's hear it, Erika.

- Here it is.

You ready?

I did not see it ending

this way.

I was gonna hold

that man's hand 'til he died.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- With any of the lawsuits,

like,

did you have a heads up?

Is that why you got divorced?

- No, I did not.

♪ ♪

- Orphans and widows.

It makes you feel sick.

- Did you know any of this?

- No one knows the answer

but him.

♪ ♪

- What's wrong with being fake

and phony sometimes?

- [laughs]

I don't know what to say

about that.

narrator: This season,

on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

- Yes!

- Whoo!

- I love my girls!

I'm the king of the world!

[exciting music]

[all cheering]

[all chanting]

Buy it.

Buy it.

Buy it.

- How much is that?

- 1.2 million.

- [gasps]

- Wow.

- Smile.

- Who wants to kick in a little

something to buy this for me?

- You need to kick in

my legal fund, you bitch.

- And it's somewhere

around 53 million.

- I've never felt so poor

in my life.

- Kathy Hilton's here!

- Look how beautiful.

- That's the way we like it.

- [howls]

[dog howls]

- Whoo!

- Ah!

- Ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom.

Hey!

- Whoo!

- [whistles]

- Ah!

- [laughs]

- Crystal Minkoff.

- Crystal!

Why have you been

hiding this body?

- You're an inappropriate,

awkward person

'cause you're jealous.

- Whoa.

- Period.

- (BLEEP) you, Crystal.

Jealous of what?

Your ugly leather pants?

- I texted her,

and I didn't hear back.

- Kim changed her number.

- She did?

- How would you guys feel

if I got married again?

- I wouldn't like it.

- He's too damn old.

- I know!

- He's old.

- And he's got three kids.

- You don't see color?

- Are you serious

with me right now?

- Is that what you're saying?

- I am not a liar.

You have a lot

of ----ing nerve.

- Don't talk to me like that.

- Or what?

- Seriously.

- Or what?

[dramatic music]

- Or nothing.

- Right, exactly.

- I don't--

- Shut the (BLEEP) up.

♪ ♪

- Oh, okay.

- Life is a poker game,

and everybody's gotta

show their cards.

- Kathy, shut up.

[both laughing]

[exciting electronic music]

♪ ♪

[doorbell chimes]

- Hello?

- Hi.

- Hi.

- My mom's upstairs.

- Okay.

Oh, I love the stairs.

Are they new?

- Yeah.

- Well, you know

I love leopard.

- Yeah.

- Fabulous.

Knock-knock!

- Come in.

- [gasps]

Wow.

- Look how gorgeous you look.

- Hi.

Didn't hurt?

- No.

- How do you feel?

- I feel so good.

- How did you break it again?

- Filming the movie,

"Halloween."

Something flew back

and hit me in the face.

- You're kidding.

Wow.

- So then I was like, "Well,

if you're gonna fix that,

make it cuter."

- This'll prevent her nose

from aging.

- I'm bored, so I wanted

to call and say hi.

Your mom's gonna look

super cute, I hope.

What do you think?

- It's gonna look good.

I can tell.

- And here she is.

The doctor said he took

two years off of me,

so I'm not gonna complain.

But this isn't easy.

I have been eating soup in bed

and shopping online.

- That's so good for you.

Have you found any good things?

- Lisa, I don't even know

what I bought.

- Stop it.

- Yes.

[upbeat music]

- Do you like this?

[engine revving]

- Love it.

I've never been in one.

- You?

- This is a first.

I'm super excited.

- You know what, Erika?

This is kind of like a toy car.

- Can you believe

it's almost been a year

since we went to Italy?

- Wow, Erika.

It's just unbelievable.

- It's like, this whole year

has been so insane.

- It's so true.

You know what,

I haven't seen you guys.

We've all been

in our little bubbles.

- Bubbles.

- Being with the kids

all the time,

you know, there was something

really magical about that.

- I know that Tom and I had

dinner every night together

at the kitchen table.

- Wow.

- And it was nice to talk

and just kind of reconnect

in a way.

- Yeah, because you know

in life,

life is so hectic,

we go, go, go, go, go.

- Everybody's being pulled

in different directions.

- Yes.

And you have to think

about your mental health

through all of this.

- Well, that's a lot.

- I know.

- I was on such a roll.

"New York Times"

best-selling author.

I'm on Broadway.

- Ah!

- Erika!

- Can you believe this sh--?

[both laugh]

- I was two weeks short

of ending my run,

and it just all came

to a screeching halt.

And I don't bake banana bread

or carrot cake.

I wasn't into that.

I didn't wanna make sourdough.

- I think this is it.

I don't wanna pass her road.

- Wait.

Are we on the wrong street?

- Is it on the left or right?

Could be.

- What's going on?

Have you talked to anybody?

Any of the girls?

- I haven't seen anybody.

No one.

- Nobody?

- No one.

I'm so happy to be here.

I can't wait to see Erika

and Dorit.

- I know.

- Like, all of us together.

- I know.

Dorit and I were in Mexico.

- I know.

I was living vicariously.

- Yeah, so that was fun.

We did a little

family vacation.

Moe's and PK's bromance

started blossoming

because Dorit, PK, Moe, and I

are in the same pod.

- [squeals]

- PK has

this big competition going

with

"Who's the hotter husband?"

- Who is the hottest

Beverly Hills house husband?

- I mean...

[chuckles]

PK, you're funny.

I've been actually thinking

about, like,

you know,

reaching out to Garcelle.

- I am gonna go have dinner

with her on Monday.

I haven't seen Garcelle

alone in over a year.

- For some reason,

she unfollowed me

after the last time

we all spoke.

- She did?

- Then you came

to my charity event,

raised your paddle

to donate $5,000

to Children's Hospital

Los Angeles,

and never paid.

- What?

That is not true.

- You are here to be genuine.

- That is not true.

That is not true.

That is not true.

You better watch

what you're saying.

That is not true.

- Look what is going on

in the world around us.

Am I gonna be upset

about someone

unfollowing me on Instagram?

She follows Teddi, Erika,

Sutton, Dorit...

Yes.

I am.

Hold on a minute.

- No bueno.

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

- Well, I really think

we should do

the vitality shot there.

- It's good for you.

It's COVID time.

Go.

- Okay, let's do it.

- Oh, my God.

- Mm.

- [laughs]

- Ooh, that's not good.

- Oh--oh, no.

- Does it give you energy?

- No, it makes you healthy.

- It's for your immune system.

- Oh.

And then we're gonna drink

vodka and Fireball.

- And then we're drinking.

- [laughs]

- Ah!

- I've never seen these...

- A Fireball that color.

- Listen to me.

This is in honor of you.

I've never even owned

or used Fireball until you.

- This is usually

a late night treat.

- [chuckling]

It doesn't play.

- I--ooh.

But I love Fireball.

- Oh, my--you are ridiculous.

- I can't stop.

- Whoo!

- In the last year,

Sutton and I have spent

a lot of time together.

She doesn't seem like

she's holding anything back.

Sutton is fun.

She's a little odd.

She's a little kooky,

but I like that.

- Honestly,

I am sick of my pod.

- [laughs]

- So who have you seen?

- I've seen you.

I mean, I've talked

to Denise a ton.

- I'm sad because Denise

hasn't responded to my texts.

I'm gonna be honest.

- Oh, you've texted her?

- Yeah.

- Oh.

- I want everybody

to get along,

and I don't understand

why people can't.

When was the last time

you talked to Lisa Rinna?

- Lisa sent me a voicemail

saying, "I'd like

to talk to you."

- All right.

Y'all just had a crisscross,

and we need to make it

into a straight line.

- Who?

- Lisa Rinna.

- Okay.

[laughs]

- Oh, girl.

- I never come this way

'cause I go the back roads

to Kyle.

- It's a little further up.

Like, right there.

- Oh, really?

- No, wait.

It--maybe it's up here.

- Huh.

- No, that's it.

- [laughs]

- That's it, that's it.

Yeah, that's it.

- I love you, Erika.

I missed you.

- Yes.

I missed you too.

[horn honking]

- The girls are here, Kyle.

- They're here?

- Let's just walk in

'cause I know she's in bed.

- She's upstairs, yeah.

- Yeah.

- Hello!

both: Hi!

[all screaming]

- Hi.

- Oh, my God.

You guys are like

a ray of sunshine.

- Wow.

- I know you've been tested.

I've been tested.

We're all tested.

- I know.

Mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah.

- Ah, I missed you guys

so much.

- I'm good.

How are you?

- You look good, baby.

- How do you feel?

- I feel great.

- Stay there.

- I literally feel so good.

Oh, you guys look so beautiful.

Sit down.

Take a load off.

- Ah, I'll lay down!

- Yes!

- It's so good to see you.

- I know.

I feel the same way, baby.

- To talk to you guys.

- The gang is back together.

- I know!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Oh, my God.

- And then we kept saying

we were gonna do something,

and we were so desperado,

and then Harry was like,

"I don't think that's a good

idea yet in the beginning."

- Remember?

I know.

Beginning, he, like,

put a box on it.

- And we were all

so excited to, like--

- And he was like, "Nope."

- Everyone got scared.

- Here you go.

- Thank you.

- Well, my husband just had

the big 5-0.

We couldn't celebrate

because we were--

- Wait, are you 50 now?

- Are you 50?

- Yes, I'm 50, I'm 50.

- Wow.

- 50.

- Well, happy birthday then.

- Welcome to the club.

- Cheers, Mama.

- Cheers, baby.

- Cheers.

- Cheers!

- Cheers.

- Oh!

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

- Yay.

- You guys, I'm gonna barbeque

for my kids.

You guys want anything?

- Just put it on.

- Just put her something on.

- You got it.

- Yeah, thank you.

- Cheers.

- You're the best, Moe.

- I finally got him

to cut some of his hair off.

- Didn't he have, like,

a mohawk for a minute?

- Yeah.

He was calling it a "Moe-hawk."

[playful music]

[all laugh]

- At least your husband

has hair, okay?

[all laugh]

Ooh, you clean up good.

- [chuckles]

- I got you looking just right.

- Gotta make sure

the jury likes me today.

- Every day.

- Since this obviously

feels so good...

- Doesn't it?

- I was thinking

about having, like,

a barbeque or cocktails

or something at my house.

- Outside.

- Fun.

- Outside.

Just us ladies.

Let's just get dolled up.

- Pretend like we're going

to an awards show

since there won't be any.

[laughs]

- Why not?

- You know,

it used to be like,

"I can't wait to get dressed

for this party, this event."

[exciting music]

- Yes, Rinna!

all: Yes!

- You look great.

- But now we're going

to Dorit's for a barbeque.

Whoo!

- Although I am guilty

of literally dressing up

and walking around my house

in heels.

- I did it a couple times.

I was putting on fishnets

and sh-- like that.

- You did?

- You did?

- For Tom?

- No, for myself!

- [squeals]

- I do everything for myself.

- For myself!

- My nose is gonna fall off.

narrator: Coming up...

- Sometimes,

I can be a (BLEEP).

-Sometimes, I can be

a real (BLEEP).

- Okay.

I'm not gonna disagree.

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

- Good morning.

It's time to get up,

my love bug.

- Why does it feel so early?

What time is it?

- It's not early.

It's 9:30.

Not that you get up

before this anyway.

You guys ready for school?

- Yeah!

- Okey dokey.

- No, I'm not carrying you.

You're a big boy.

- Can you carry me

down the stairs?

I'm not moving.

- Okay.

Well, Phoenix and I are going.

Come on, Phoenix.

See ya!

- The last year

turned out to be

pretty easy on us.

Oh!

They love going to school.

Hi, Mrs. Lepp.

- Hi.

- Even though it's down

in their playroom.

[laughs]

Oh, you're painting

like Jackson Pollock?

- This is what he did.

If you take the paint...

- Ooh.

So just from--wow!

♪ ♪

- [scoffs]

I love this house.

I'm so happy that you're

in here, I can't tell you.

- We love it here.

We're having so much fun.

- Oh, my God.

Sutton, it looks amazing.

- Thank you.

We just threw things

on the walls

really quick just

to make it homey.

- I need to see everything.

Can I see everything?

- Yes.

- Am I being annoying?

- I mean, like, everything?

- You have this up

in the house all the time?

- Yeah.

Well...

- [laughs]

- I like to praise the Jesus.

- I love it.

I like the protection.

- I left my house and sold it.

But my new house

needs a facelift.

So I started looking

for houses to rent,

and ding-dong,

I think "Kyle's house."

And Kyle just let me live here,

though I pay rent.

- There was absolutely

a friends and family discount.

[clears throat]

[giggles]

- We'll go up

to your master bedroom

I'm borrowing for a short time.

It's not all the way done done.

- [gasps]

- We'll have curtains

and stuff.

- I'm so allergic to cats.

It feels so strange

to be walking through my home

and looking

at someone else's things.

[soft piano music]

I don't really have

that many long pink or white.

Honey!

- Honey, I'm home.

- [laughing]

- Hi, mamacita.

Ah!

- I love that you can see

the whole backyard

from your bathroom.

- So many memories in here.

♪ ♪

- Daddy!

[laughs]

- Ah!

- I keep picturing

how I used to have the house

versus how she has it now.

It makes me feel a little sad.

Well, please let me know

if you need anything.

Make sure that check

is on time,

or I'll kick your ass out.

[both laugh]

[exciting hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

[phone rings]

- Hey, Nicole.

- How are you?

- I'm good, honey.

I am on my way to meet up

with Lisa Rinna.

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

I hope we can resolve things.

- Hello.

- How we doing?

- Table for two for Rinna.

- For two.

Right this way.

- Thank you.

- I hope that

she can understand why

I was mad at her

for the way she treated Denise.

- You guys came at me

like you can't even believe.

- ♪ Gaslighting, gaslighting ♪

Good job, Denise.

Good job.

- Wow.

It's difficult

to meet with Rinna

because right now,

I don't like her at all.

I need a little Jesus.

[playful, tense music]

My mask won't go on.

- [sighs]

♪ ♪

- Hi.

My mask won't fit on.

- [laughs]

- Hello.

- This damn new world.

Hello.

How are you?

- I'm good.

Thank you for coming.

- Of course.

- Thank you.

- Of course, of course.

It's so crazy.

- Garcelle, it's just

such a weird world.

- I know.

- How are the boys?

- They're doing great.

I mean, look--

- It's hard for the kids.

- It's hard for them.

- It's not easy.

- Yeah, no.

But look.

Here we are.

- Here we are.

- Talking about not easy.

- Well, I know, but you know,

I really care about you.

I always have.

I've, um,

taken a lot of time

to self-reflect.

- Yeah.

- And I want to apologize

if I hurt you.

I know I did,

and I wanna apologize for that

because my intention

is to never hurt you.

You know, hurt people

hurt people.

- Yeah.

- And I was hurt, and I hurt.

- Here we are.

- I was harder on Denise

that I needed to be.

I'd much rather have been

like you and gone,

"I don't care.

I'm standing by my friend."

Like, that's ----ed up.

Absolutely 100%.

- Yep.

I think Rinna is trying

to own it really quickly

so that I don't come for her.

- Ladies, how we doing?

- Great.

- Good.

I think we should drink.

- Let's drink.

- Yeah, all right.

- Do you have a rosé?

- Mm-hmm.

- I'll take that.

Let's try that.

And a water.

- All right.

You got it.

- Um, so...

why couldn't you just

be there for her?

Why couldn't you just

let it--let the other girls

come after her?

- I--Garcelle, I wish I could--

I couldn't because--

- You couldn't because...

you had to be right?

- It wasn't honest.

No, it just wasn't--

- But so what?

- I know.

- Like, why do we have

to check each other

on being honest or not?

- It's not about Brandi.

No one cares what they did.

- It didn't seem

like that though.

- I know it didn't

seem like that but--

- It felt like you guys

were focusing

on whether she slept

with Brandi or not.

- I know.

That doesn't matter.

- Couple rosés for you.

- Thank you so much.

- You're welcome.

- There was a friendship there

that, Garcelle,

from what I saw,

was much deeper than

my friendship with Denise.

- Shut up because it doesn't--

- If you saw the relationship

that I saw...

- I never saw the texts.

- And Denise said to me,

"Those texts aren't real.

I have no relationship

with her."

I saw with my own eyes.

- I have seen her four times

in my life.

- Oh, please.

- She was an acquaintance.

That was it.

- I don't buy that.

Oof.

You're so angry.

- The way you were with Denise,

how can I trust that you won't

turn around and do that to me?

- Well, and I understand that.

- You were friends with her

longer than you've been

friends with me

or maybe the same time.

- No.

Longer with you.

Actually longer.

- Really?

That's not what she was saying.

♪ ♪

- I was really,

really protective of her

in a lot of ways.

- What?

- It doesn't look like it.

I know it doesn't look like it!

I know you're gonna laugh

at that.

It's true.

I was.

- If that's your protective,

don't help me.

- Okay, no.

- Don't help me.

- But sometimes,

I can be a (BLEEP).

Sometimes,

I can be a real (BLEEP).

- Okay.

And I don't even

like that word.

- I was--I don't either, but

I'm gonna say it about myself.

I was a ----ing (BLEEP)

in a lot of ways.

- I'm not gonna disagree.

- Don't disagree.

I'm a (BLEEP).

I know that there's

a lot of hurt.

It's gonna take you a minute

to trust me.

But I think the best thing

for us to do is

move on from that.

- Um...

[suspenseful music]

I would tread lightly,

but I'm open.

- Good.

- I'm open.

- That's all I can hope for.

- I'm open.

narrator: Coming up...

- How's the boss?

- Tom is looking for the day

for business to return...

- Oh, I can only imagine.

- Like every lawyer.

Because they're all hurting.

- Yes.

- They're all

on the cusp of, like--

[imitates explosion]

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

- This room gives me

stress, but...

- Ugh!

- I just don't have enough...

- Space.

- Yeah, for all of this.

- [laughs]

- I mean, we have,

like, 18 racks.

- Yeah, there's just too many.

- Wow.

Well, I know these are new.

Should we bring some pieces

that we know we're gonna wear

into the fancy closet?

- Yes.

- Okay.

So I'll pull out some things,

and you tell me yea or nay.

- Yeah, yeah.

We've all suffered

from the blues

being stuck at home

during COVID

with nothing to do.

And there's only so many

things you can clean up

and so many things

you can organize.

- Oh, this is the Fiorucci

stuff they sent you.

- Yeah.

- Uh-huh.

- Super cute.

- I need to quit eating.

- Ooh!

I'm not mad at this mint.

Could be cute

over something, right?

A little lavender moment.

- What is it?

Spring or winter?

- We should bring these

over too.

These are an effing moment.

- Shall we?

- Yep.

- I've never taken success

for granted.

And the one thing

that quarantine has taught me

is that on a dime,

the world can change.

- Come on, we're gonna go

into the real closet.

- Ugh.

- Ugh!

Much better.

[laughs]

- Put that in the dresser.

Yeah.

You know, it's hard

because I lost my job

due to COVID.

And Tom would say, he's like,

"You're not very good at being,

you know, still,

with nothing to do."

What else is happening?

- How's the boss?

- Busy.

I mean, you know,

as busy as he can be

because courts are closed.

And I'm sure that Tom

is looking for the day

for business to return.

- Oh, I can only imagine.

- Like every lawyer.

Because they're all hurting.

- Yeah.

- They're all

on the cusp of, like--

[imitates explosion]

So...

[imitates explosion]

[electronic dance music]

♪ ♪

[doorbell chimes]

- I'll get it.

Hello.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Come on in.

- Thank you.

- Garcelle's right upstairs.

She's just getting off

a Zoom, so...

- Okay.

Oh, wonderful.

- Do I hear Dorit?

- Baby girl!

- Hi!

- Wow!

- Hi, Momma.

- Wow, wow, wow.

- Oh, my God.

- You look amazing.

Wow.

I love it!

- For you to say it

is everything.

- Hi.

- Oh, you look so gorgeous.

- I missed you, baby.

Oh, my God.

I miss hugging.

- I miss hugging too.

I love where you live.

- Aw.

I'm gonna show you around.

Can I introduce you?

- Please introduce me.

- The black and white one

is Dorit

because look at her.

Fabulous style.

- She's so fashionable!

- Right?

The regular goldfish is Kyle.

- [laughing]

- Oh, sh--.

Why is Kyle a goldfish?

It's ordinary.

This was a guest room.

And now it is...

- [gasps]

Wow.

- My faux studio.

- This is you at work, baby.

- To add to my many jobs,

I get my dream job,

and that's to be a co-host

on "The Real."

Will he buy the cow if he's

getting the milk for free?

- [laughing]

- That's what I'm saying.

- I have a gift of gab

if you haven't noticed.

This is my glam room.

- I'm obsessed.

Look at my girl!

- [laughs]

This is my room.

- [gasps]

What is this?

- Girl.

- What is this?

- I am into

a little kinky stuff,

but that's not one of 'em.

- That is--is this for--

this is not for sex, is it?

- No.

It's for my back.

- What?

Oh, is it?

- Ever since I had Oliver,

my lower back

has always been tight.

But my doctor recommended this.

It is phenomenal.

- Wow.

- [laughs]

- This looks amazing.

- Look--I do this.

And I...you just hang.

- Wow!

- Watch my Chanel.

And you just hang like this.

It just helps my lower back.

It doesn't vibrate.

It doesn't penetrate.

[chuckling]

Whoa.

- Oops.

- Well, hello.

- That's amazing.

[laughter]

[energetic pop music]

♪ ♪

- Just so you know,

my nose is numb.

Like, when I do this...

- Mm-hmm.

- I can't really feel anything.

- It's pretty.

- Thank you.

So we're going to Crystal's...

- Okay.

- Who is my sister

Kathy's friend.

She's starting to get involved

with Children's Hospital.

And Kathy told me that she was

accepting toys at her house.

- Oh.

- Because she's gonna be

taking them, and it's easier

for me to drop off there

than drop 'em at the hospital.

- Oh, that's nice.

- I have

a longstanding relationship

with Children's Hospital

Los Angeles

because it's something

that's very important

to both Mauricio and me.

- It is my great thrill

to be able to announce

on behalf of Children's

Hospital Los Angeles

in receiving

that beautiful donation.

[cheers and applause]

- Crystal knows

you're involved?

- Yeah.

- How involved you are

in Children's Hospital?

- I guess Kathy told her

'cause I don't know Crystal.

- Well, you know,

it's really funny.

I don't know Crystal either,

but she knows so many people

that I know,

but I can't believe

I don't know her.

- So anyway,

I wanted to tell you.

I'm actually meeting Garcelle

for lunch soon.

Just to get to a place

where can have fun again

and not have--and get rid

of the negativity.

- I had dinner with her.

I really just wanted

to clear the air,

and the bubble burst.

And we were able

to just clear the air.

I mean, I feel

really good about it.

I'm just so glad it went well.

- I had dinner with Rinna.

- Yeah.

- She was just, like,

"I know I messed up.

I know I did this."

I mean, it's hard

to go after someone when

they're taking responsibility

for their stuff, right?

- Totally.

Totally.

- And trust is important

in any relationship.

- Absolutely.

- And I don't know

if I can trust her.

[tense music]

- I think that's okay though.

When I first made up

with Rinna,

I felt the same way.

- Did you?

- Absolutely.

And it took a while.

Lisa and I didn't get off

on the right foot

when we first met.

- Were people doing coke

in your bathroom?

- Oh, come on.

- Hey.

I feel like sh--.

- All right, well, listen.

- So...

- Let's start clean.

And since then,

I have seen Lisa

learn from her mistakes

and grow.

I have no doubt

that Lisa will do

the exact the same thing.

- Do you trust her now?

[music slows to a stop]

- Um...I do.

- Why'd you hesitate?

♪ ♪

narrator: Coming up...

- Eight is the ultimate

Chinese number.

When I had Zoe, it was, like,

7:20 in the morning.

I was like, "Just wait.

Just wait till it's 8:00."

And right at 8-0-0

is when she came out.

- Wow.

That's a lot of work.

[light pop music]

- Oh.

- It's really pretty.

- It's, like Spanish, right?

- Yeah.

- I love that tile roof.

- Okay, let's take

these toys in.

- Right.

- Let's go.

I got tons of toys for us.

- You do?

Okay, good.

- We look like burglars.

I'm coming to steal

your sh--.

[both chuckle]

Oh, God.

Okay.

[doorbell chimes]

- I haven't been

to anybody's house,

especially not

a stranger's house,

in eight months.

[laughs]

- I know. I hope it's been...

Oh.

- Hello.

- How are you?

- Hi.

- Good, how are you?

- Hi.

- You know, I'm Rob.

- Nice to see you.

- It's nice to see you too.

Crystal's in the kitchen.

- Hi.

- Hi. How are you?

- Good. How are you?

- Good.

Nice to meet you.

- Welcome.

Oh, my God.

That's a lot of toys.

Thank you so much.

Wow.

- I--yeah, I--you know.

- That's fantastic.

- Yeah, there are--

- Hi!

- Thank you so much.

- Yeah, nice to meet you.

- You're so tall.

- I'm very tall.

- You're tall!

- I'm, like, almost 5'10".

- You're kidding.

- Wow.

- Yeah, I'm like a freak show.

- I know you know

my sister, Kathy.

- Yes.

I love Kathy.

She's so sweet.

- I feel like we have

so many people in common.

- You used to live right here,

right?

- I used to live right there?

- Yeah.

Like, I'm from the Valley.

Like, Northridge Valley.

- Right.

- And then--but you were,

like, in Los Feliz.

- Yeah, I went to Cal Arts

and studied animation.

I started at Disney.

That's what brought me to LA,

and then I've been here

ever since.

- How long?

- I went to...

[laughs]

My first year was 1980.

- Wow.

- I met him when I was 20.

- Oh, wow!

- Yeah, yeah.

- I don't really think

that much

about an age difference

in a marriage.

I mean, when you look

at Tom and Erika.

He's 30-something years

older than Erika,

and when you see them

together, you get it.

You get why they're together.

- Well, nice to meet you and...

- You too.

Are you guys in a hurry?

- No.

- Do you guys wanna go

sit outside?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Okay.

- Sure.

- Let's go this way.

- Stunning house.

- Thanks.

It's so funny

'cause, like, it's, like--

it's such an adult house.

And I'm, like, such a child.

- Yeah.

- We all feel like that.

- So this is, like,

our little library.

- I love this.

- Wow.

- Rob directed "The Lion King."

- Oh, my gosh.

Isn't that cool?

- Hey, and you can actually see

all the original cast

from "The Lion King."

- Oh!

- All I can think of

is "hakuna matata."

- Yeah.

- That's cool.

[dramatic music]

- ♪ Heyo ♪

- First impressions

are everything,

especially in Beverley Hills.

I mean, we are

so ----ing judgmental.

[laughs]

Look at that one in the middle.

People don't normally

namedrop themselves,

but he's iconic, honey.

It's "The Lion King."

Hello!

- Watch your step here.

- Okay.

- Wow.

- This is so pretty.

- Wow.

You've got a lot of property.

- Yeah, it's about an acre.

- But I think it's okay

to namedrop

all over the place.

You know, I touch on my friend,

Cindy Crawford--namedrop--

and, you know,

she was saying to me, "Listen,

express yourself."

- I'm gonna have a carrot.

I'm on a diet.

- [laughs]

And how old are your girls?

- 12, 20, 24, and 31.

- You have a 31-year-old?

- People always say

to my husband and me,

"Are you guys gonna try

for the boy?"

And I'm like--

[laughs]

- Oh, really?

- Yes.

- It's a very Chinese thing

to have a boy.

We even have a term,

it's called xiaohuángdi,

which is, like,

"little emperor."

So I had the boy first.

And it was like,

my whole family was so happy.

- Right.

- And I designed it.

I did all the weird

Chinese things to do it.

- What do you mean?

- Food and timing.

- Really?

- That's 100% true.

- It's a thing, yeah.

- I didn't plan a thing,

honey.

Nothing.

We had sex, I got pregnant,

and I had the baby.

[laughs]

In that order.

- When I had Zoe,

I wanted an eight in there.

That's how special eights are.

Eight is the ultimate

Chinese number.

And so I was like--

like, literally ready to pop.

My doctor's like,

"You gotta go."

I was, like,

looking at the clock.

It was, like,

7:20 in the morning.

I'm like, "Just wait.

Just wait till it's 8:00."

And right at 8-0-0

is when she came out.

- Wow.

That's a lot of work.

- But I'm also super type A.

- It seems like we're

maybe both a little type A.

[all laughing]

- I'm gonna say, you guys are

gonna get along just fine.

[upbeat pop music]

♪ ♪

- It's just a cocktail

free-for-all, you know?

So it's gonna be really good.

- It's gonna be fun.

- Yeah!

- It's gonna be nice

to see everybody,

have a good time, dress up,

act a fool.

- Yeah.

- ♪ I got that bling bling ♪

♪ I'm getting icy ♪

- We're going

for expensive hooker,

Barbie realness.

- [laughs]

- And then

to really set it off,

we're gonna pair it with

Girardi's private collection,

sparkle city.

- Fabulous.

- Mm-hmm.

- ♪ I got that bling bling ♪

- When you look good,

you feel good.

And so sometimes,

you just have to put things on

just for yourself

and just sort of

be in your own little fantasy

for a second.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I got that bling bling ♪

♪ I'm getting icy ♪

- Not that one, no.

She has a pretty one

with diamonds.

- That looks like a jockstrap.

[laughter]

I cannot find a mask

to match my dress.

I'm not going.

- ♪ I got that bling bling ♪

♪ I'm getting icy ♪

♪ ♪

- Well, here's the thing.

I'll be drinking a lot.

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna be drinking

a lot tonight.

- [laughs]

- It just feels so great

to be glamming again,

creating a look,

and hosting a party.

I mean, it's been 100 years

since I could say that.

Come here, my love bug.

- You don't think

I look that good?

What?

What is wrong with my outfit,

Jaggie?

Mommy wanted to get

dressed up tonight.

- It's a robe?

♪ ♪

You know what?

Maybe Daddy will think

I look nice.

- Oh, my goodness gracious!

- Wow!

Wow, wow.

- Thank you got getting me

here safely.

♪ ♪

Hey, Dorit.

- Hi, baby.

- [laughs]

- You look so beautiful.

- You look great.

- I love you

for getting dressed up.

- Of course.

Are you kidding me?

My glam sister.

- We've got drinks.

We've got food.

Oh, my God.

We both have braids.

Hey.

- Fabulous girls.

- ♪ I'ma, I'ma, I'ma ♪

♪ I'm a savage ♪

♪ I'ma, I'ma, I'ma ♪

♪ I'm a sav-savage ♪

- Belvedere club soda,

three lemons.

- Curaçao.

- Yeah, Curaçao.

- Yes.

- Two of those.

- Same way she does them.

- Yes, please.

- Hello!

- Oh, yeah!

- Yay, Lisa!

- Hi!

- Good to see you dressed up.

- Mwah, mwah!

- Oh, my God.

How much fun is this?

- Oh, my God.

I love it.

- This is so much fun.

You look like

a cotton candy vision.

[gasps]

- I wanted to have fun,

damn it.

- And look it.

You brought the jewels out.

- When's the last time

you got a chance to wear them?

- I mean, look at that.

- Uh, not in 2020.

- Thank you.

Okay.

Hello!

Can you hear me

through my mask?

- Hi, boho chic.

- Come on.

- That is so cute.

- Let's see more--

- Hug the hostess!

- Yeah, I wanna hug Erika.

- I love you.

Mwah.

- Can I take my mask off?

- You can.

[laughs]

[bright electronic music]

- So are they serving dinner?

- It's a barbeque.

- A barbeque?

- Yes, in our dresses, yeah.

- In our ball gowns.

- Yeah.

That's what your sister said.

We're having a fancy barbeque.

- We've been locked up,

so we're going

to our friend Dorit's house

on Friday,

and make it, like,

a fun girls' night

but, like, actually get

dressed up, like, properly.

And I would love

for you to join us.

And Dorit would love it too.

- That's so nice.

- We're like,

the more, the merrier.

- A fancy barbeque.

- Yeah.

I don't know.

Eating ribs in a dress

is I don't know,

but I'm hungry.

- I'm actually getting

very hungry.

- You know what?

I'm here.

I'm just very excited to eat.

- I'm an eater too.

- You are?

I eat, every morning,

an avocado with a fried egg

and a whole jalapeño on top.

- Oh, my goodness.

- Yeah, it's amazing.

- Wow.

- Yeah, it's delicious.

You said we're eaters.

- I like that kind of thing.

We're eaters.

- Cheers.

- Cheers, ladies.

- To a really great rest

of this kind of sh---y year.

- Oh, amen to that.

- Yes.

- Okay?

- Oh, my God, I'll ch--

- Whoo!

- [laughs]

- Cheers to that.

- Amen to that, honey.

- Hello, ladies.

- Hi, ladies.

- How are you?

- Well, hello.

- Look at you.

- Hi.

- I'm good, gorgeous.

- Hi, gorgeous!

- How are you?

- Nice to see you.

- You look so pretty.

- That looks so pretty.

- Hi, Mommy. How are you?

- You look beautiful.

This is Erika. Erika, Crystal.

- Hi, nice to meet you.

- I'm Crystal.

- Nice to meet you.

- I feel a little bit...

underdressed.

I'm gonna have a blanco tequila

with orange and lime.

- Oh, tequila.

- That's nice.

- [laughs]

This group dresses very loudly.

This is so cute.

- Thank you.

Thank you.

- I mean, it's good.

- It's good, isn't it?

- It's really good.

- I know, I walked out

and my husband was like, "Oh."

- I think I tend to dress

more conservatively

because sometimes,

I look at my older friends

dressing way too young,

and I kind of cringe.

- You can borrow it.

You could borrow it.

You could borrow it.

- I'd have to stop eating

and drinking, but...

- You could borrow it.

- Yeah.

narrator: Coming up...

- When I came home

from New York,

it was really silent.

Like, every day, I woke up,

and I dreaded waking up.

[bright upbeat music]

- What are you having?

- Tequila.

- Okay, good.

'Cause, like, we don't cheer

without something in it.

- Oh.

- Hi!

- There she is.

- Yeah!

- Hey!

- Oh, my God.

- Garcelle!

- Oh, my God.

- How are you?

- You look so pretty.

- Wait, I thought

you were Kyle.

- [laughs]

- I'm not kidding.

- I get that all the time.

- But with the mask, with

the hair, and I'm thinking,

"She really has it all

out there."

- That's actually Garcelle.

Remember Garcelle?

The one your sister

was fighting with last year?

[laughs]

So what exactly do you see?

- Yeah.

I know.

[laughs]

- I'm really happy to see you.

- Me too, me too.

We haven't seen each other

in a long time.

Well, you know who reminded me?

You know Rob Minkoff.

My ex-husband.

- Oh, yeah 'cause Rob was

at CA.

- He tried to get you

that movie.

- Yes.

- I was like, yeah.

"Haunted Mansion."

- Yeah, that's right.

It's common to know people

in Beverly Hills

through other people.

But if you don't know someone,

they might not be

worth knowing.

- Cheers, ladies.

- Cheers.

- No.

♪ ♪

- Look how pretty

the house looks.

- It's so beautiful.

- So beautiful.

- Uh-oh.

Trouble.

- Oh!

Wow!

- Hi.

- I'm so glad

you could make it.

- Hi, everybody.

- I came on my own.

- Hi, honey.

- Hi.

- Uh, I need to find out

if she glammed

and that's why she was late.

- Shut up, shut up.

- I'm just saying.

I'm just saying.

- No, we are not

starting it off like that.

- It's not just coming in

at 1:00.

It's coming in

in your Barbie glam look

for a workout when you're

not even working out.

[tense music]

- Are you late

because you glammed?

- [laughs]

Yes.

For sure.

How are you?

- How are you, my love?

- Holy Toledo.

Everybody looks amazing.

- You look good.

You look great.

- I approved this message.

- Hello.

- Landlord.

- [laughs]

- We're just

a little bit better.

- Do you like this part

of my hair that I added or no?

- Stop touching my hair.

- Dorit, is it okay

if I touch your hair?

- You can touch it

any time you like.

- Oh, I--thank you so much,

Dorit.

- How do you feel about this?

What's going on?

- I can't see Dorit

falling for a cowboy.

- I did fall for a cowboy.

- Love you.

- I love you, baby.

Have fun, guys.

- Already?

- Yeah.

I love you, honey.

- Why are you leaving already?

- Don't wait up.

We're gonna be very late.

- Where are you guys going,

the Waldorf?

Where are you going?

- Yeah.

- Of course I love hanging out

with my husband and my kids.

But let's face it.

We all need a girls' night.

I'm not gonna lie.

I'm looking forward to this.

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

- [laughs]

- Bring in the strippers.

- [laughs]

- Dorit, I just wanna say

thank you

for inviting us

to your beautiful home.

- Yes.

- Aww.

- Thank you, lovely.

- Thanks for having us over.

- Thank you.

- So, so much.

- Cheers.

- Thank you so much.

- It's good to see everybody.

- Cheers, everybody.

- Cheers. Nice to meet you.

- Cheers, everybody.

- So exciting.

- Yay.

- You guys, we've got food.

- All right, let's eat.

- I need to eat something.

- What did you get?

Did you get us some ribs?

- Hash browns with caviar?

- Okay, now I'm having

a pig in a blanket.

These are so good.

- I thought you said

this was a barbeque.

- Barbeque.

- It's not a barbeque.

- It's not a barbeque, girl.

Ah, sh--.

Truth is none of these women

know how to throw a barbeque.

- Oh, a cheese enchilada

and chili relleno.

- Yeah.

- And rice and beans.

- My intention really is

to have a barbeque.

But then it gets to be a lot.

- It's a lot of work.

- It would be better

if we were, like,

on some yacht in the Med,

but the truth is,

we're at Dorit's house

in Encino, but I'll take it.

- Oh, there's more!

- There we go.

- Yay!

And they're hot ones.

Let's do it.

Come on, so I can get one.

I love a pig in a blanket.

- Don't run away.

- Pigs in a blanket.

- Let's sit down.

- I'm gonna sit over here.

- My feet hurt.

- I've had so many

pigs in a blanket.

- I'll take one of those.

Thank you.

- Can I say one thing, ladies?

I have to say, in this moment,

I feel really great.

- Yes.

- And I haven't had that

in a long time.

I need to get away.

- Yes.

- I wanna invite all of you

on a little trip to Lake Tahoe.

I got a house on Lake Tahoe.

- Yeah.

- It'd be so fun.

You could get away

from the kids.

- I'd love to get away.

My mother just got here, so...

- Okay, good.

- Oh, honey, I'm in.

- And Kathy, you're in.

- Do I bring

my scissors with me

and my dental supplies?

- Oh, my God.

- You must.

[laughter]

- I've always liked

to play games,

and when I was little,

I would gather all the children

in the neighborhood

to come over

and I would do dental work

on them.

You know, Kim and Kyle

would be my little assistants.

And I'd say, "All right.

Walnut pick."

And then Kyle would hand it

to me.

And the kids would be like,

"No, no.

I don't wanna do that.

I'm not"--

If you wanna come back here

and play,

you're gonna let me do this.

So I was a character.

- After those kids went home

to their parents,

we kind of went into hiding.

We were scared.

- Really?

- She's been doing

hair and teeth

really for a very long time.

- Shut up.

- Swear to you.

- She'll file down your teeth

if you need it.

[laughter]

- Wait, I'm gonna get

a bottle of water.

Thank you.

- Oh, my God.

Water's a good idea.

Hi, Mama.

- Water's a great idea.

Hi, baby.

- I'm excited about Tahoe.

I'm excited.

- Good. Me too.

- How do you feel about it?

How is everything

with Garcelle?

Everything's good?

- Well, I had a great dinner

with her the other night.

- Oh, good.

- It was a really good dinner.

- Good.

- Yeah.

I think we'll be okay.

- I did hike with Lisa.

I know that y'all

talked it out.

I just feel like I am open

to growing and figuring it out,

what our relationship

is going to be.

- My understanding

was y'all were

good to go.

- No.

- I think she thinks

y'all are good.

And if you--

- Well then, her bad.

It takes more than one drink

to fix our "friendship."

- If there's dishonesty

in how you feel,

I would go back

and revisit the conversation.

That there's no splinters left.

- There's gonna be splinters.

I'd be stupid if I told you

I trust her 100%.

- I'm trying to be better,

not bitter.

- Oh.

I like that.

- [sighs]

- Better, not bitter.

[dramatic music]

- We had dinner

the other night and laughed.

- Who?

You and...

- Dorit.

- Door-eet!

Kathy.

- Dorit.

[laughter]

- My feet hurt.

My feet have not been

in these kinds of shoes

for a long time.

- I'm drunk.

And I haven't been drunk

for eight months.

- We haven't gotten

to do this in so long.

- So long.

- I'm so happy you're here.

- I'm so happy we're in love.

- I'm so happy you're here.

- I'm so happy.

- I love you.

- Wow.

- Let's talk about something.

- Oh, no.

- Oh, God.

- [cackling]

- Oh, no.

- Rinna!

- Do we have to?

- I wanna know, what has been

your best moment during COVID

and your hardest moment?

How about that?

- I think in the beginning,

I would say

for the first eight weeks,

I stayed in the bed.

- [gasps]

- I did not wanna get out.

- Did you?

- Yeah.

- The worst part was,

just for me,

the beginning and the unknown

because of my anxiety.

But then I really loved

having all of my kids

home with me every day.

That was really great.

- We always say, like,

"My God."

Like, we would have never had

this time at this age.

- Right.

- They're eight and five.

That, like, they would be,

like, in school,

and just--and you just forget.

- When I didn't have my kids,

I was so lonely.

- No.

- Oh, yeah.

- Then I would look at all

the parents doing TikTok,

and I was like, "There's nobody

to do TikTok with me."

[laughter]

- Erika.

- Pretty much.

- Tutu girl, go for it.

- Mine was like, you know,

very dark.

[dramatic music]

Like all of us,

I'm busy all the time.

And when I came home

from New York,

it was really silent.

♪ ♪

And then when I didn't

have anything to do,

I was walking down

halls in the house,

and I couldn't sleep.

And I couldn't shake it,

and I couldn't shake it.

And I was feeling, like,

this incredible dread.

Who am I if I'm not working?

Every day, I woke up,

and I dreaded waking up.

- Mm.

- So I called a psychiatrist.

And I went on Lexapro.

- Wow.

- What's that?

- It's an antidepressant.

- Good for you.

- Oh, okay.

- And it was

the greatest thing.

[laughter]

I did not want to have

to see a psychiatrist.

I felt that it was

a sign of defeat.

My problems are still there,

but my attitude toward them

is different.

- Okay, Rinna.

What about you?

- So for me, you know,

much like Garcelle...

♪ ♪

We survive in our business

by the next job that we get.

But I've had to stop,

and I had to just sit

with myself.

And I can't--

- Hide, you know.

- Hide.

- When you're busy, you don't

have to look at anything.

- And run my feelings,

and run from who I am,

and run from whatever.

- That's right.

'Cause I was running too.

♪ ♪

There's so much

that these women don't know

about my life

and about my personal life.

Because you know what?

Everyone has problems.

Everyone.

And the bigger your life is,

the bigger your problems are.

- Has anyone decided

who they can live without

and maybe weed out?

- Well, I already did

all that, so okay.

[laughter]

There's only about the dog

and my husband.

And that's about it.

So, you know, I'm down to two.

Tiago's looking like

the number one...

- Tom and the dog.

- Right.

They're duking it out

neck and neck.

♪ ♪

narrator: Next

on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

- You calling me out about

not paying with the charity,

would you have said it

to one of the white women?

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[electronic music]

- Hey, here we go.

- Tahoe, here we come.

- Cheers.

- Cheers!

- Lake Tahoe!

both: Whoo!

- Look at that view!

- Magnificent.

- Can I get an amen?

- We bring

our own suitcases down?

- What?

I don't roll like that.

- Ay-yi-yi.

Oh, this is fun.

- From someone who's not white,

it can be so painful.

- I am not talking

about racial stereotypes.

I am...

- Well, it's easy

for you not to.

- You were a sh---y friend

to Denise.

You're a sh---y friend to me.

How do I trust

telling you something

and not knowing that

it's going to backfire?

- I can't promise you that.