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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

-PIRATES! -READY WEAPONS!

FIRE CANNONS!

-ARR! -ARR!

WAKE ME WHEN THE WHALE MIGRATION'S OVER, O.K.?

RIDING SURE BEATS SWIMMING, MON.

OH, YEAH.

ISN'T IT A WONDERFULLY LAZY DAY?

MMM.

[WHALES SINGING]

AHH.

-WHAT'S THAT? -WHAT'S WHAT?

THAT.

YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER DON'T WANT YOU

GOING TO THE SURFACE.

[SINGING]

SAME TO YOU. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR.

? DIDDLY DEE, DIDDLY DUM ?

? A SEAGULL'S LIFE IS LOTS OF FUN ?

? I FLY AND FLY AND DON'T KNOW WHY ?

? I GUESS THAT I JUST LIKE THE SKY ?

OH, WOWIE WOW WOW!

A DORFBURBLE.

IT'S SOME SORT OF...

SHIMMERMAJIGGER.

YEP. DEFINITELY A DORFBURBLE.

A HUMAN SHIMMERMAJIGGER.

-DORFBURBLE! -SHIMMERMAJIGGER.

WHAT-- HEY!

LET GO OF MY SHIMMERMAJIGGER.

IT'S MINE, AND IT'S A DORFBURBLE!

DORFBURBLE?

THAT BIRD FLEW OFF WITH MY SHIMMERMAJIGGER.

AND HE CALLED IT A...

DORFBURBLE.

HMM! OF ALL THE NERVE!

YOU GOT ANY IDEA WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT, MON?

NOPE.

OH... I-- I--

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AFRAID OF BIRDS.

THEY'RE SO WEIRD!

AND I HEAR THEY EAT FISH.

AND CRABS, TOO,

WHEN THEY'RE IN THE MOOD FOR GOURMET FOOD.

JUST LOOKING AT THEM... SPOOKY, HUH?

I DON'T CARE HOW SPOOKY THEY ARE!

THEY'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH MY SHIMMERMAJIGGER!

DON'T GET TOO CLOSE, ARIEL.

HE MIGHT EAT US.

I CAN FEEL HIS CLAWS SCRATCHING MY SKIN

AND HIS BEAK PECKING ON MY TAIL

AND HIS WINGS FLAPPING IN MY FACE!

PLEASE! YOU'RE MAKING MY SHELL CRAWL.

HEY, BIRD! GIMME BACK MY SHIMMERMAJIGGER!

THIS DORFBURBLE IS OF NO USE TO MERMAIDS, SWEETIE.

IT'S A BIRD SEAT

THAT HUMANS GIVE ONLY TO THEIR MOST FAVORITE BIRDS.

WHY, YES,

I'LL TAKE TWO LUMPS OF BIRDSEED. THANK YOU.

HMM? ME?

YOUR FAVORITE BIRD?

OH, PLEASE!

OH, OH, GO ON. GO ON!

YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

OH, YOU HUMANS!

I USUALLY TAKE A SLIGHTLY LARGER SIZE.

UGHH!

HE'S ABOUT THE WEIRDEST LIVING THING

I'VE EVER SEEN!

YEAH. BUT HE SEEMS TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT HUMANS.

HUMANS? HA! I'M ALMOST HUMAN MYSELF!

EXCEPT FOR MY FEATHERS

AND MY BEAK AND MY WINGS.

AND MY SCRAWNY LEGS.

AND, OF COURSE, THE FACT THAT I CAN FLY,

AND THEN THERE'S THE HATCHING FROM THE EGG THING--

ALL RIGHT! YOU'VE BABBLED ON MORE THAN SOME FISH I KNOW!

-WHAT? -SO, YOU'VE ACTUALLY MET A HUMAN?

ARE YOU KIDDIN'?

SWEETIE, I KNOW MORE HUMANS THAN MOST HUMANS DO.

I'VE HOBNOBBED WITH MOUNTAIN PEOPLE.

GET OFF OUR MOUNTAIN!

I'VE HAD TEA WITH ROYALTY.

STAY AWAY FROM MY CRUMPETS,

YOU NASTY BIRD!

WHY, I EVEN ONCE CONTRIBUTED

TO A CONCERTO BY THE GREAT HUMAN COMPOSER BEETHOVEN.

[STRIKING FIRST NOTES OF BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH]

YEAH, "HUMAN" IS MY MIDDLE NAME.

YEAH, WELL...

WHAT'S YOUR FIRST NAME?

WHOA! THE NAME'S SCUTTLE.

IT WAS REALLY SCUTTLEBUTT,

BUT I CHANGED IT FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

BIRDS AREN'T SO SCARY.

THEY'RE FUNNY.

AND I'M NOT JUST TALKING FUNNY-LOOKIN', MON.

CAREFUL, SEBASTIAN.

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, MON.

ARE ALL BIRDS AS SILLY AND GOOFY AS YOU ARE? AAH!

-[SCREECH] -AAH!

SEBASTIAN!

HEEEELP!

HEY, YOU'RE SCARING THAT CRAB!

GIVING BIRDS A BAD NAME.

BOY, I HATE THAT!

UH-OH. WHOA!

I HATE THAT, TOO.

EHH.

HMM. THAT WAS THE WORST RESCUE ATTEMPT I HAVE EVER SEEN.

AND NOW...

SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEE...

[CRIES]

SEBASTIAN!

SEBASTIAN!

POOR SEBASTIAN.

I'LL SHOW THIS BIRD

WHO'S GOT THE UPPER CLAW.

[SQUAWK]

AH HOO HOO HOO.

IT'S BACK INTO THE SEA FOR ME. AAH!

HMM?

[GASPS]

HE'S FALLEN ONTO A PIRATE SHIP.

IS THAT... BAD?

[PIRATES SHOUTING]

HOIST THAT SAIL!

-BATTEN THOSE HATCHES! -TRIM THAT BEARD!

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

AAH!

AH! OH! OOH!

AAH! AAH!

OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH!

WAA!

[CAPTAIN SNORING]

THE WORST KIND OF HUMANS--

THE KIND WITH FEET.

[MAN] CAPTAIN!

WE'RE NEARING THE COVE!

[CAPTAIN MUMBLING]

AH!

BOY, AM I GLAD THAT HUMAN IS GONE.

[FLAPPING]

UH-OH. I DON'T LIKE THAT FLAPPING.

[SQUAWK]

DON'T LIKE THAT "AWKING," EITHER.

[SQUAWK]

POLLY WANTS A CRAB.

[PIRATES SHOUTING]

POOR SEBASTIAN.

WE GOT TO GET HIM OFF OF THAT FLOATAMAJIGGER.

I TOLD YOU, IT'S CALLED A SHIP,

AND WHAT'S WORSE,

IT'S A PIRATE SHIP.

[BOTH] BUT WHAT ARE PIRATES?

YARR!

[SQUAWK]

SALTY WANTS A CRAB.

AAH!

[SQUAWK]

AAH!

AAH! ABANDON SHIP.

AAH! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!

SALTY WANTS A CRAB.

-[SQUAWK] -OH, NO.

I'M PARROT CHOW.

SALTY? WHERE BE THAT BLASTED BIRD?

[SQUAWK]

[SCUTTLE] I DON'T KNOW IF I MENTIONED IT,

BUT I WAS ONCE A PIRATE MYSELF.

WHY, HUMANS TREMBLED AT THE VERY THOUGHT

OF CAPTAIN SCUTTLE.

ARRR.

WE KNOW THE FEELING.

YES, WELL, MR. SCUTTLE, I--

CAPTAIN SCUTTLE.

OH, YOU REALLY AREN'T BEING MUCH HELP,

CAPTAIN SCUTTLE.

COME ON, FLOUNDER.

I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO SAVE SEBASTIAN.

THIS IS A DISASTER.

YEAH.

WE SHOULDN'T KNOWN BETTER THAN TO HANG AROUND WITH BIRDS.

WAIT! COME BACK! WE BIRDS AREN'T ALL BAD.

I CAN HELP. I'M VERY GOOD IN A CRISIS.

OOPS! HERE'S A CRISIS NOW.

GOT TO USE MY HEAD.

OW. AND I MEAN THAT.

OH! GET OFF BEFORE I CONK YOU ONE.

[THUD]

BIRDS. WHY, YOU...

? HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, COME ON BACK ?

? DON'T FLOP YOUR FLIPPERS IN A FLUSTERED FLAP ?

? WHAT YOU NEED IS A PLAN OF ATTACK ?

? GUESS WHAT, I GOT THE KNACK ?

? SO REST ASSURED, NOW DON'T BE NERVOUS ?

? SAY THE WORD, AND I'M AT YOUR SERVICE ?

? SATISFACTION'S GUARANTEED IN ADVANCE ?

? JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE ?

? THIS FEARLESS FLYING VOLUNTEER ?

? CAN BAFFLE ANY BUCCANEER ?

? WITH A DIP, A DIVE, A ZIP, AND A ZAP ?

? I'M SET TO SPRING ANY TRAP ?

? MY WISE DISGUISES WILL GIVE 'EM THE SLIP ?

? I'M PACKED FOR ACTION AND FULLY EQUIPPED ?

? TO RISE ABOVE ANY CIRCUMSTANCE ?

? JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE ?

? JUST BECAUSE A BIRD'S GOT FEATHERS ?

? THAT DON'T MEAN WE FLOCK TOGETHER ?

? SOME ARE BAD, BUT SOME ARE BETTER ?

? TAKE ME, I'M A REAL GO-GETTER ?

? GIVE ME A BREAK, NOW LET ME PROVE IT ?

? YOU GOT A MOUNTAIN? I CAN MOVE IT ?

? LOOSEN UP, NOW GIVE ME A TRY ?

? I'LL LEAVE THOSE PIRATES HIGH AND DRY ?

? THEY CAN'T ESCAPE MY EAGLE EYE ?

? I'LL PUT 'EM IN A TRANCE ?

? OH, PLEASE ?

? I'M ON MY KNEES ?

? JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE ?

HMM. HE'S REALLY DIFFERENT.

BUT HE CAN FLY,

AND THAT'S JUST WHAT WE NEED.

YEAH.

HE CAN-- ZOW! --SNATCH UP SEBASTIAN LIKE THAT OTHER BIRD.

YOU'RE DARNED TOOTIN', SMALL, YELLOW, AND FISHY.

I GOT THE EYES OF AN EAGLE

AND FEET TO MATCH.

I CAN SNATCH UP THAT CRAB

AS EASY AS SNATCHING UP THIS COCONUT.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.

ME, EITHER.

A COCONUT WAS SMART ENOUGH TO GET THE BEST OF HIM.

I KNOW. TWICE.

SOMEBODY POINT ME TOWARDS THOSE PIRATES.

[CHATTERING]

SALTY SAW A CRAB.

SALTY SAW A CRAB.

A CRAB, I TELL YA!

[PUNCHING] TAKE THAT, YOU FRECKLE-FACED SHOULDER SITTER.

[SALTY SQUAWKING]

AAWK. WHERE'S THE CRAB?

AAWK. WHERE'S THE CRAB?

[WHISTLES]

ANYBODY SEEN A CRAB?

AAWK-- UH!

I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THAT BLASTED CRAB.

YOW!

[COUGHING]

FOR SOMEONE AS WELL VERSED IN HUMANS AS I AM,

THEY SURE DO BEAT ME UP A LOT.

OH, WELL.

THANKS FOR TRYING, SCUTTLE.

CAREFUL, ARIEL,

HE MIGHT BITE YOUR FINGER.

AW, GET SERIOUS, FISH FACE.

LOOK, YOU KNOW HOW THERE'S GOOD FISH AND BAD FISH?

WELL, THE SAME GOES FOR BIRDS.

YEAH. BIRDS AREN'T SO BAD.

THAT'S WHAT SEBASTIAN SAID JUST BEFORE--

SCREECH! --HE WAS SNATCHED! AAH!

I KNOW, FLOUNDER, I KNOW,

BUT WE NEED SCUTTLE'S HELP.

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, LITTLE FISHY.

[SHOUTING]

ARR! PASS THE MILK, YOU NO-GOOD BARNACLE.

GIVE ME ANOTHER HELPING, COOKIE,

OR I'LL SLIT YOUR GIZZARD.

[SHOUTING]

QUIET, YOU SCURVY DECK SCUM!

THE ROYAL GALLEON BE SAILIN' TODAY.

I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT THAT MEANS.

WE'LL KEELHAUL THE LOT OF 'EM!

WE'LL BOARD AND RANSACK 'EM.

WE'LL TWEAK THEIR LITTLE NOSES,

AND MAKE THEM WEAR FUNNY SUITS.

[LAUGHTER]

BEST OF ALL,

WE'LL TAKE YOUNG PRINCE ERIC CAPTIVE.

[CHEERING]

THEN WE'LL RANSOM HIM FOR MORE DOUBLOONS

THAN ANY OF US HAS EVER CLAMPED EYES ON!

[CHEERING]

[BURP]

[MAN] ALL HANDS ON DECK!

[PIRATES SHOUTING]

[RATS CHITTERING]

HA! I KNEW MY DAYS AT THE CIRCUS WEREN'T A TOTAL WASTE,

NO MATTER WHAT ME MOTHER SAID.

OOH! OOH!

AAH!

HA HA. SAY, FELLAS, HOW'S YOUR SEA LEGS?

IT'S YOU!

PERSISTENT, AREN'T I?

HA HA!

SO LONG, FELLAS!

SEE YOU NEXT CRUISE.

AAH!

THAT BIRD'S GOT TO WORK ON HIS RESCUE.

AAH!

AH! OOH.

OOH, FOR A SECOND THERE, I THOUGHT I WAS A GHOST.

[RATS SQUEAL]

ARIEL!

USE THAT RATSNMASHER.

[GASPS]

YEAH, BOWL IT AT 'EM!

ALL RIGHT!

HA HA! WAY TO BOWL THEM OVER, ARIEL!

FLOUNDER, PULL THAT CARFAMFOOPER ATTACHED TO THE FEENY-MEENY.

RELEASE THOSE DORFBURBLES!

HEY, THEY'RE SHIMMERMAJIGGERS, SCUTTLE.

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT,

BUT LET'S STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND GET OUT OF HERE, O.K.?

WHAT A TEAM.

YEAH, WE WERE AWESOME.

-THANK YOU ALL FOR SAVING MY LITTLE CRAB TAIL. -[SPLASHES]

LOOK. ANOTHER FLOATAMAJIGGER.

YOU MEAN A SHIP, SWEETIE.

THAT MUST BE THE ROYAL GALLEON.

-ROYAL? -THERE'S A PRINCE ON BOARD.

THE PIRATES SAID THEY WERE GOING TO TAKE HIM CAPTIVE.

YOU KNOW THOSE PIRATES.

[EXPLOSION]

[SHOUTING]

FIRE!

[CAPTAIN] I WANT PRINCE ERIC ALIVE!

SCUTTLE! FLY BACK TO WHERE WE FOUND SEBASTIAN

AND BRING ME A WHACKAMAJIGGER.

A WHACKAMAJIGGER?

WHAT'S A WHACKAMAJIGGER?

OOH! YOU MUST MEAN A SCLAVEN-SCLOVON.

A SCLAVEN-SCLOVON?

WHAT'S A SCLAVEN-SCLOVON?

HE'LL FIND IT. I TRUST HIM.

YOU TRUST HIM?

OH. SO DO I.

ME, TOO.

NO!

I TELL YOU, GRIMSBY, I SAW IT.

HO HO. ERIC. HA HA.

BUT, GRIM, IT LOOKED LIKE--

LIKE A BEAUTIFUL MERMAID.

YOUR IMAGINATION GETS WILDER AND WILDER,

PRINCE ERIC.

CAREFUL, OR THEY'LL BE CALLING YOU PRINCE AIRHEAD.

[PIRATES MOANING]

AW, SCUTTLE, YOU'RE GREAT.

YOU TAUGHT ME LOTS OF HUMAN WORDS

LIKE RATSNMASHER AND FEENY-MEENY.

STICK WITH ME, SWEETIE, AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO NEW HEIGHTS,

EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T FLY.

[LAUGHS] OW!

WELL, SCUTTLE,

WE MAKE A GOOD TEAM,

EVEN THOUGH ONE OF US IS A LITTLE WEIRD.

AW, YOU'RE NOT SO WEIRD.

? SO REST ASSURED, NOW DON'T BE NERVOUS ?

? SAY THE WORD, AND I'M AT YOUR SERVICE ?

? SATISFACTION'S GUARANTEED IN ADVANCE ?

? JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE ?