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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[DOLPHINS CHATTER]

THERE HE GOES, RIDING AROUND

LIKE HE WAS KING OF THE SEA.

BUT YOUR HIDEOUSNESS...

TRITON IS KING OF THE SEA.

I WANT YOU TWO SLUGS TO SPY ON TRITON.

DISCOVER HIS, HMM, WEAKNESS.

KEEP AN EYE ON THOSE AROUND HIM.

THERE MUST BE SOME FOOL I CAN USE

TO DESTROY THE KING.

HEH HEH HEH!

AS THE KING'S CLOSEST ADVISOR,

I KNOW MY WAY AROUND,

BUT I STILL ALWAYS CARRY

MY TRUSTY CRAB SCOUT COMPASS.

-COOL! -ALL RIGHT!

EXCELLENT, CRAB SCOUT LEADER SEBASTIAN.

OH, SEBASTIAN SURE LOVES HIS LITTLE CRAB SCOUTS.

AND THEY LOVE HIM.

HEY, CUT THAT OUT!

[TWEET]

POP QUIZ.

CRAB SCOUT HANDBOOK RULE NUMBER 25.

STAY AWAY FROM GIANT CLAMS.

UH, YES. VERY GOOD, MY LITTLE CRAB SCOUTS.

[GASP]

HELLO, SEBASTIAN.

OH, HELLO THERE, ZEUS.

ZEUS!

OH, NO. SEBASTIAN BROKE CRAB SCOUT RULE NUMBER 25.

[COUGHING]

BEEN A LONG TIME, OLD FRIEND.

[SPUTTERING] UH, YES.

TO WHAT DO I OWE THE PLEASURE OF YOUR VISIT?

OH, AS CRAB OF THE YEAR,

I HAVE TO TOUR THE SEA, DOING GOOD.

OH, THAT'S NICE. CRAB OF THE YEAR.

[GULP] CRAB OF THE YEAR? YOU ARE CRAB OF THE YEAR?

OH, WELL, THAT'S GREAT.

AND WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO, SEBASTIAN?

HE'S BEEN TEACHING US HOW TO MAKE SHADOW PUPPETS.

-YEAH! -YEAH!

NOT TO MENTION I AM ADVISOR

TO THE KING OF ATLANTICA.

KING TRITON. I'D LIKE TO MEET HIM.

OH, I CAN ARRANGE THAT, MON.

THE KING AND I ARE LIKE THIS.

IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, ZEUS,

BUT I'M AFRAID I HAVE A PROBLEM TO ATTEND TO.

WELL, I'M SURE THAT WHATEVER THE PROBLEM,

I, YOUR ROYAL ADVISOR,

WILL ADVISE YOUR MAJESTY TO SOME BRILLIANT...

PTOOEY!

IT'S NOT THAT EASY, SEBASTIAN.

ATLANTICA HAS A HOUSING SHORTAGE.

HUH?

AHA! WELL, I SEE. A HOUSING SHORTAGE.

SHORT HOUSES.

WELL, WE CAN'T HAVE SHORT HOUSES,

NO SHORTER THAN ME.

WELL, YOU SEE, YOU SIMPLY MUST--

THAT IS, YOU COULD...

WELL, SHEESH!

OH! I GOT IT!

WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?

IF I MAY BE SO BOLD, YOUR MAJESTY.

IT'S POSSIBLE TO ENCOURAGE CORAL GROWTH OVER THE LONG-TERM,

SO THAT HOUSING WILL EXCEED DEMAND

IN ROUGHLY 7.36 MEGATIDES, AND IN THE INTERIM,

A SYSTEM OF DIMINISHING SPACE RATIONING

SHOULD ALLOW EVERYONE IN YOUR KINGDOM

TO LIVE QUITE COMFORTABLY.

BRILLIANT.

THAT ZEUS SURE IS SMART.

YEAH. I JUST WISH I KNEW WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT.

WE'LL IMPLEMENT YOUR PLAN IMMEDIATELY, ZEUS.

WELL DONE, ZEUS.

OH, IT WAS NOTHING.

I BESTOW UPON YOU THE STARFISH OF HONOR

FOR MERITORIOUS SERVICE.

OHH...

[ORCHESTRA TUNES]

MUSIC. THIS IS MY SPECIALTY.

HEE HEE HEE!

HEY! GET OFF OF THERE!

GET OFF OF THERE!

GO AWAY!

GET OFF OF THERE!

LET ME HELP YOU, SEBASTIAN.

[ORCHESTRA PLAYS BRILLIANTLY]

I NEVER DID THAT BEFORE.

OHH, SOMETHING ABOUT THAT ZEUS.

HE'S AMAZING.

EXCUSE ME.

SOMETHING'S BOTHERING SEBASTIAN.

WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

AAH!

SEBASTIAN, WHAT'S WRONG?

HUH?

OH, NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL...

NOTHING EXCEPT...

THAT NO-GOOD, STUCK-UP, SHOW-OFF,

SO-PERFECT-HE-MAKES-ME-SICK CRAB, ZEUS!

BUT ZEUS IS YOUR FRIEND.

YEAH. I HOPE YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT US LIKE THAT.

OH, FLOUNDER, ZEUS ISN'T REALLY MY FRIEND.

HE IS MY COMPETITOR.

HE BEATS ME AT EVERYTHING,

AND NOW HE HAS A GREAT BIG MEDAL TO PROVE IT.

SEBASTIAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF TO US.

HA! THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T CARE

THAT I'M A BUMBLING, SECOND-RATE, NO-TALENT CRAB.

-EXACTLY. -WHAT?

THAT DOES IT, MON!

MY CRUSTACEAN PRIDE IS ON THE LINE.

I'M GOING TO FIND

SOMETHING I'M BETTER AT THAN ZEUS,

NO MATTER HOW SMALL,

NO MATTER HOW RIDICULOUS!

-MMM! -OH, THIS IS MUCH BETTER.

OH, DON'T YOU THINK SO?

[GULP]

ZEUS, I DARE YOU TO FACE ME

IN THE BIG CRAB CHALLENGE.

-[GASP] -[GASP]

WHY, I WOULD BE HONORED.

YEAH, MON.

I'M GONNA WIPE THE OCEAN FLOOR WITH YOU.

[CHEERING]

EVERYBODY BE THERE!

OH, THIS CRAB COULD BE THE WEAK LINK

IN TRITON'S CHAIN OF COMMAND...

OR THE MISSING LINK.

OOH, I'LL HAVE TO KEEP MY EYE--

OR SHOULD I SAY...

MY EELS ON HIM.

HEH HEH HA HA!

[NEIGHING]

[HAMMERING]

[GRUNTING]

WE ONLY HAVE ONE TIDE

TO FINISH THIS STUPID CRAB CHALLENGE ARENA.

HEY, WHAT'S THIS?

IT'S SOME SORT OF GLOWIN' STONE.

WELL, BETTER TELL THE KING.

IT'S PRECISELY TWO MILLION 312 MEGATIDES OLD,

WAS BURIED DURING THE LATE MESOZOIC ERA,

AND SHOULD BE KEPT IN A SAFE PLACE,

FOR IT'S QUITE RARE.

ZEUS, I WANT YOU TO OVERSEE REMOVAL

OF THE GLOWING STONE TO THE PALACE.

SEBASTIAN IS BETTER SUITED

FOR THE STONE-MOVING JOB, SIRE.

OH, OF COURSE I AM.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET MOVING.

HERE, GIVE IT TO ME.

AAH!

HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.

I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

I DIDN'T WANT TO ALARM THE OTHERS, YOUR MAJESTY.

THAT STONE IS DANGEROUS.

IT HAS STRANGE, MAGICAL POWERS.

YOU SHOULD'VE STOPPED THEM.

OH, IT'S QUITE HARMLESS AS IT IS,

BUT WHEN THE LIGHT FROM THE STONE IS FOCUSED PROPERLY,

IT TURNS ANYONE IN ITS PATH INTO A SEA WORM.

OH, MY!

YOU WERE RIGHT TO KEEP THIS BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, ZEUS.

NO ONE ELSE MUST KNOW THE POWER OF THAT MAGIC STONE.

THAT MAGIC STONE IS JUST WHAT I NEED TO TURN TRITON,

AND ANYONE ELSE WHO FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY,

INTO SEA WORMS!

ALL THAT'S MISSING IS SOME GOOD OLD EVIL LAUGHTER.

HEH HEH HA HA HA!

JUMPING JACKS.

1, 2, 3, 4,

5, 6, 7, 8.

SIT-UPS.

1...2...3.

PUSH-UPS.

1...

THE BIG CRAB CHALLENGE.

I HAVEN'T HEARD A MORE BEAN-BRAINED IDEA

THIS CENTURY.

ON THE OTHER TENTACLE,

IT MIGHT WORK RIGHT INTO MY PLANS

TO GET THAT MAGIC STONE.

OH, MON.

THIS WORKOUT HAS ME POOPED OUT.

I'M NEVER GONNA WIN THE BIG CRAB CHALLENGE.

ZEUS BEATS ME AT EVERYTHING.

LIKE A DRUM, HE BEATS ME.

[GASPS]

AH, SEBASTIAN,

I HAVE JUST WHAT YOU NEED.

I'M A CRAB ENCHANTRESS.

I CAN MAGICALLY MAKE YOU

SUPER SMART,

SUPER ATHLETIC,

A SUPER CRAB!

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO WIN

THE BIG CRAB CHALLENGE.

-I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! -YOU DO?

YOU'RE MY FAIRY CRABMOTHER!

RIGHT.

AND ALL I WANT IN RETURN,

IS THAT GLOWING STONE...

HA HA HA...

FOR MY GLOWING STONE COLLECTION.

I'LL MEET YOU HERE TOMORROW MORNING

BEFORE THE COMPETITION.

FAIL TO BRING ME THE STONE,

AND, OH, I'M SO VERY SORRY TO SAY,

YOU LOSE, PAL.

[SNORING]

YOUR MAJESTY...

CAN WE TALK?

ABOUT THAT GLOWING STONE?

GLOWING STONE...

BURIED IT OUT IN THE...

THE WILDERNESS.

YES, YES, GO ON.

SEBASTIAN?

I'M NOT DISTURBING YOU, AM I, YOUR MAJESTY?

WHY, WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?

GOOD. WE WERE JUST CHATTING ABOUT THAT GLOWING STONE...

OW! OOF!

UH...WHY DID YOU GET RID OF IT?

UH, WELL, IT ANNOYED ME.

ITS GLOWING KEPT ME AWAKE,

LIKE SOMEONE ELSE I KNOW.

OH, I SEE.

WELL, GOOD NIGHT, YOUR MAJESTY.

SLEEP TIGHT. DON'T LET THE WATERBUGS BITE.

AHA!

AHH...AT LAST. HEH HEH HEH HEH!

I'LL BE BETTER THAN ZEUS.

I'LL BE CRAB OF THE HILL!

THE TOP CRUSTACEAN!

THE WINNER OF THE BIG CRAB CHALLENGE!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

HELLO, THERE, SHORT, SQUAT, AND CRUSTACEAN.

GOT MY GLOWING STONE?

UH-UH. FIRST, THE SUPER CRAB SPELL.

VERY WELL.

ABRA-DA-CRAB-A... BIBBITY-BOBBITY BOO.

THERE. NOW GIVE ME THE STONE.

HMM. I DO FEEL SMARTER.

STRONGER, TOO.

HA HA HA HA HEY!

LOOK OUT, ZEUS!

HERE COMES YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, MON!

OH, GET A LIFE, CRUSTACEAN BREATH.

THAT SPELL IS NO GOOD,

AND NEITHER AM I.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[FANFARE]

LET THE CRAB CHALLENGE BEGIN!

[ALL] YAY!

GO GET 'EM, SEBASTIAN!

[CHEERING]

[TRILLING]

-HOORAY! -HOORAY!

[FLOUNDER] YOU CAN DO IT!

WHOO!

THE POOR LITTLE FELLA.

[SEBASTIAN CONTINUES DIGGING]

[CRASH]

[DIGGING]

[WHUMP]

OH, BOY...

[DIGGING]

[THUMP]

[FLOUNDER] COME ON, SEBASTIAN, YOU CAN DO IT!

FOR THE GAME--

WHO'S THE WORLD'S MOST PERFECT...

CRAB?

I AM.

[CROWD CHEERS]

OH! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WINNING.

WHERE'S MY FAIRY CRABMOTHER?

A LITTLE OF THIS...

[HUMMING]

OOH-HOO HOO HOO!

SPOT OF LIZARD, HAIR OF FROG,

TWITCHING TAIL OF POLLYWOG,

MAKE ME QUEEN OF ALL THE SEA!

GIVE WHAT I DESERVE TO ME!

THIS WILL ENABLE ME TO FOCUS THE STONE'S MAGIC POWER.

NOW IT'S TIME TO GIVE TRITON A...

WORM WELCOME.

HEH HEH HEH HEH!

AAH!

[CROWD CHEERS]

YOU CAN DO IT, SEBASTIAN!

GIVE UP, SEBASTIAN.

STOP MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF.

NEVER!

[GRUNTING]

SEBASTIAN, IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP.

NEVER!

I'VE GOT IT--

A CONTEST I AM SURE TO WIN.

WHO KNOWS THE MOST ABOUT SEBASTIAN?

AHEM. FIRST, I WAS BORN--

OFF THE COAST OF JAMAICA, THUS THE ACCENT.

-WHEN I WAS 6-- -YOU WENT TO CRAB SCHOOL,

WHERE YOU WERE THE SECOND BEST PUPIL, NEXT TO ME, OF COURSE.

AND UPON GRADUATION, YOU WENT TO TRINIDAD TO STUDY MUSIC.

WHERE YOU MET A BEAUTIFUL GIRL CRAB WHO DUMPED YOU FOR ME.

THEN YOU DECIDED TO MOVE ON AND GRIEVE IN SOLITUDE.

THEN, FINALLY, YOU CHALLENGED ME TO, WELL,

TO THIS COMPETITION, WHICH I WON--

IN A MOMENT, YOU'RE GOING TO SCREAM.

I AM NOT.

OH, YES, YOU ARE.

I AM NOT!

SEE?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT ME THAN I DO!

EXACTLY.

THE FINAL COMPETITION IN THE BIG CRAB CHALLENGE IS...

SCULPTING A LIFE-SIZED STATUE OF THE KING!

READY?

YOU MAY SCULPT.

OH, NO, ZEUS.

IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THE KING.

THE NOSE--THE NOSE IS MUCH TOO BIG.

HERE. I'LL REMOVE... SOME OF THE CLAY.

OH. HAH!

OH, HI, THERE, YOUR MAJESTY.

IT'S OVER, SEBASTIAN.

IT IS?

YOU LOST 7,000 EVENTS IN A ROW.

OH.

LET'S CALL OFF THIS SILLY CONTEST.

[CHEERING]

OH, MON, I'M SUCH A LOSER.

EVEN MAGIC COULDN'T HELP ME.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, SEBASTIAN.

YOU CAN'T WIN 'EM ALL.

UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'RE ZEUS.

WHERE DID THE ROYAL GUARDS GO?

OH, THEY SLITHERED OFF SOMEWHERE.

-URSULA! -URSULA!

SWIM, EVERYONE!

I'LL KEEP HER BUSY!

YAAAAAAAAA!

HEY, OW.

COME BACK HERE, SMART GUY!

UH, LET ME SEE.

IF I STAND HERE, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS,

IT SHOULD BOUNCE OFF.

OH! OH!

YOUR STONE IS DESTROYED...

AND SO IS YOUR SPELL, SEA WITCH!

OHH...

YOU'RE ALL O.K.

URSULA GOT HER TAIL FRIED BY--

UH, SOMEBODY OR OTHER.

ZEUS.

UH, GOOD GUESS.

BUT YOU WERE REALLY BRAVE.

[FLOUNDER] YOU SURE WERE.

UH-HUH! YEAH.

A TRUE CRAB SCOUT LEADER.

YEAH, SURE.

WELL, YOU'RE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING, ZEUS.

I TRIED AS HARD AS I COULD,

BUT I JUST COULDN'T FIND

A SINGLE THING I'M BETTER AT THAN YOU.

I KNOW ONE THING.

YOU'RE BETTER AT MAKING...

FRIENDS.

I TRY TO MAKE FRIENDS...

BUT THEY ALWAYS END UP WANTING TO COMPETE WITH ME

BECAUSE I'M SO...

[SOBBING]

PERFECT!

[CRYING]

YOU'RE THE LUCKY ONE, SEBASTIAN.

E-EVEN THE LITTLE SEA SLUG BOTHERS YOU, BECAUSE HE LIKES YOU.

UH-HUH!

OH, I AM A LUCKY CRAB, MON.

ALL RIGHT, MON!

YOU'RE BETTER AT CRYING.

O.K., NOW LET'S GO TO MY PLACE

FOR SOME SEAWEED TEA AND PLANKTON CUPCAKES.

MMM... SOUNDS WONDERFUL.

FROM NOW ON, NO MORE COMPETITION.

NEVER!

RACE YA.

YOU'RE ON.