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YOU'RE GETTING GOOD AT THIS GAME, FLOUNDER.

THANKS, ARIEL. WATCH THIS ONE.

I HOPE THE KING IS IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY

SOMETIMES HE'S CRABBIER THAN I AM.

FLOUNDER, NO!

SEBASTIAN, LOOK OUT!

AAH!

HEY! GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!

OH! OOH.

GEE, KING TRITON WOULD'VE BEEN MAD

IF I'D-A SMASHED HIS RIGHT-HAND CRAB.

THAT'S TRUE.

THE KING COUNTS ON ME, LIKE I WAS HIS FINGERS.

WELL... I'D BETTER GET TO THE PALACE.

THE KING CAN'T FIND HIS CROWN WITHOUT ME.

WHOA!

SEBASTIAN MUST BE THE MOST IMPORTANT CRAB

IN THE WHOLE KINGDOM.

[WHISPERS]

[FANFARE]

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!

FIRST ON THE ROYAL AGENDA--

THE SEMIANNUAL CLEANING OF THE ROYAL CROWN.

I'LL GET THAT FOR YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS.

THE ROYAL CROWN CAN NEVER BE TOO CLEAN, I ALWAYS SAY.

WHOOPS!

AAH!

NEXT ON THE ROYAL AGENDA--

POLISHING THE ROYAL TRIDENT.

OH! ALLOW ME, SIRE.

WAIT! NO!

AAH!

PROCEED.

NEXT ON THE ROYAL AGENDA--

THE SHARKANIAN PROBLEM.

OH, YES! MY GREATEST WISH IS TO MAKE PEACE

WITH THE SHARKANIANS.

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING HIGH AND LOW TIDE

FOR AN EXPERT ON SHARKANIA.

HE WOULD BE MY MOST PRIZED ADVISOR.

ADVISOR?

OH, UH, YOUR MAJESTY!

I MYSELF AM WELL-VERSED IN THE SHARKANIAN CULTURE.

REALLY, SEBASTIAN?

OH, MY, YES! I KNOW SHARKANIA

LIKE I KNOW THE BACK OF ME OWN HEAD.

SPENT SOME TIME THERE IN MY YOUTH.

IS THAT SO?

SHARKANIANS ARE DEVIOUS, YOU KNOW.

YES, MOST DEVIOUS.

AND EMPEROR SHAGA IS CUNNING.

MAN, DON'T I KNOW IT.

YES, I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN SEE THROUGH SHARKANIAN SCHEMES.

OH! I CAN SEE THROUGH THEM LIKE...

I SEE THROUGH THE HOLE IN THIS SEAWEED DOUGHNUT.

I NEED SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS THEIR LANGUAGE.

IT'S A SIMPLE LANGUAGE, YOUR MAJESTY.

THEY JUST GO, "BLAH!"

THEN MY SEARCH IS OVER.

YOU, SEBASTIAN, SHALL BE MY AMBASSADOR TO SHARKANIA.

AHH... THANK YOU, YOUR GRACE.

YOU WILL NEVER REGRET.

YOU WILL HAVE MY DECREE OF SAFE PASSAGE.

OH, YOU ARE TOO GENEROUS, YOUR MAJESTY.

AAH!

B-BUT WHY WOULD I NEED--

YOU'LL GO TO SHARKANIA TO ARRANGE A PEACE CONFERENCE.

GO?

MEET WITH THE SHARKANIANS...

MEET?

AND BRING THEM INTO THE FAMILY OF ATLANTICA.

BRING? AAHH.

[FANFARE]

GO GET 'EM, SEBASTIAN. SHOW 'EM WHO'S BOSS!

I'M GONNA BE SHOWING THEM WHO'S FOOD. AAH!

OH, MAN. I'M CRAB CAKES NOW FOR SURE.

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SHARKANIA!

I JUST ACCIDENTALLY FLOATED THROUGH THE PLACE ONE NIGHT.

OH, POOR SEBASTIAN.

OHH... HOW DO I GET MYSELF INTO THESE SITUATIONS?

OH, MY.

SHARKANIA.

HUH. BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE,

IT'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

AAH! DON'T EAT ME!

NEVER EAT SHELLFISH IN OCTOBER!

HI, SEBASTIAN.

AH! ARIEL, FLOUNDER.

WE THOUGHT WE'D TAG ALONG.

MAYBE WE CAN, YOU KNOW, HELP.

HELP? ME? HAH. NAH, I DON'T NEED NO HELP.

I CAN GET MESELF EATEN ALL BY ME OWN SELF.

AAH! [GULP]

COME ON, SEBASTIAN. WE'LL BE BEHIND YOU THE WHOLE WAY.

YEAH... WAY BEHIND YOU.

COME ON, SEBASTIAN...

LET THEM KNOW THE AMBASSADOR IS HERE.

[BAM BAM BAM]

[CHATTERING]

WELL... NOBODY HOME, INCLUDING US,

SO LET'S GO HOME, THEN SOMEBODY WILL BE HOME, HUH?

COME ON, SEBASTIAN.

EVEN I'M BRAVE ENOUGH TO RING THE BELL.

[GONGING]

WHO GOES THERE?

AAH! WE GOTTA GO THERE.

IN FACT, WE BETTER GO THERE RIGHT NOW. BYE.

THIS IS THE ROYAL PEACE AMBASSADOR

FROM KING TRITON OF ATLANTICA.

AND HE'S GOT ONE OF THESE, A DECREE OF SAFE PASSAGE.

GRRR!

YOU WOULDN'T WANT THE POWERFUL TRITON

TO COME HERE PERSONALLY, WOULD YOU?

HE'D PROBABLY BRING HIS TRIDENT AND... PZZZOW!

AND FRY A FEW TAILS AROUND HERE.

GRRR!

WHEW!

COME ON, SEBASTIAN.

I'LL JUST WAIT RIGHT OUT--

DON'T WORRY, FLOUNDER.

THE AMBASSADOR WILL PROTECT US.

OH, THANK GOODNESS.

I'M THE AMBASSADOR!

[CHATTERING]

EMPEROR SHAGA WILL SEE YOU.

WHO DARES TRESPASS ON SHARKANIAN TERRITORY?

HUH?

[CHATTERING]

CRAB...CANDY?

NO, THANK YOU, EMPEROR SHAGA. I-I'M ON A DIET.

ME, TOO. A SEAFOOD DIET,

AND I'M... HUNGRY.

SEBASTIAN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

NO, ARIEL. I'M ALL WRONG... ALL WRONG FOR THIS JOB.

THAT'S NOT TRUE, SEBASTIAN.

THEY'RE TRYING TO SCARE YOU.

IT'S WORKING.

HEAR ME, SHAGA.

SEBASTIAN IS AN IMPORTANT OFFICIAL OF KING TRITON'S COURT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

HE'S COME TO ARRANGE A PEACE CONFERENCE

AND HE'S NOT LEAVING 'TIL HE GETS WHAT HE WANTS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

AND HE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU CHEW OFF HIS HEAD

AND CRACK EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY!

THAT'S RIGHT. UH...

CHEWING OFF THE HEAD WOULD BE SUFFICIENT.

I THINK THIS FOOL IS PRESENTIN' US

WITH AN OPPORTUNITY HERE.

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE.

TO RUN?

NO, SEBASTIAN! TO SEIZE THE MOMENT!

TO SPEAK FROM YOUR HEART!

YOU ARE THE KING'S AMBASSADOR OF PEACE.

YOU ARE RIGHT, ARIEL.

SHAGA! IF YOU DON'T AGREE TO PEACE,

YOU SHALL NEVER LIVE IN HARMONY

WITH THE REST OF THE SEA.

WE'LL DO IT.

NO, NO, NO, NOW, WE MUST MAKE PEACE

FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN.

WHO LIVE ALL OVER UNDER THE SEA.

WE'LL DO IT.

PEACE DON'T WAIT FOR NOBODY.

I SAID...

WE'LL DO IT.

YOU WILL?

WELL, I'LL BE A SEA MONKEY'S UNCLE.

THE SHARKANIANS SURE DID AGREE TO PEACE QUICKLY.

COOL!

AH! WELL... THEY WAS UP AGAINST THE KING'S RIGHT-HAND CRAB.

AND I GAVE 'EM THE HARD SHELL.

THE SHARKANIANS ARE EVEN SENDING

A GREAT TREASURE TO THE KING!

TO THANK HIM FOR SENDING ME TO THEM!

I LIKE THE NICKNAME THEY GAVE ME...

"THE GREAT SEBASTIAN."

IT HAS A NICE RING TO IT. AAH!

[GONG]

WELL... I'D BETTER GET BACK TO THE PARTY.

EVERYBODY THERE WANT TO SHAKE ME CLAW.

WELL, DON'T KEEP THEM WAITING, SEBASTIAN.

FLOUNDER AND I ARE GOING TO DO A LITTLE EXPLORING.

GREAT! WE CAN'T POSSIBLY FIND ANYPLACE SCARIER THAN THIS.

I WAS WRONG, AS USUAL.

THERE'S A LIGHT UP AHEAD.

COME ON!

THE LIGHT OF THIS EEL

WILL BE THE SIGNAL FOR OUR ARMY TO ATTACK.

[LAUGHS] ONCE THAT STUPID CRAB DELIVERS OUR GIFT

TO TRITON'S PALACE,

ONE OF YOU STEAL TRITON'S TRIDENT,

AND THE OTHER SIGNAL OUR ARMY FROM THE HIGHEST TOWER.

WAIT UNTIL EVERYONE IS ASLEEP.

BUT COMMANDER, IF YOU'RE ASLEEP,

YOU WON'T SEE OUR SIGNAL.

OOOH, WE WON'T BE ASLEEP, YOU MINNOW-BRAIN!

TRITON WILL!

OH.

THE SHARKANIANS DON'T WANT PEACE.

THEY'RE USING SEBASTIAN TO DESTROY ATLANTICA.

[THUD]

HEY!

I WILL NOT WRITE A NOTE TELLING SEBASTIAN

TO GO ON WITHOUT US!

WRITE THE NOTE, PRINCESS,

OR MY LIEUTENANT WILL FILLET YOUR LITTLE FRIEND!

[LAUGHING]

WAIT! I'LL DO IT.

RELEASE HER...

JUST LONG ENOUGH TO PLAY PEN PALS

WITH THAT COCKLE-BRAINED CRAB!

YES, GREAT SEBASTIAN,

THIS GIFT OF TREASURE WILL PROVE JUST HOW SINCERE WE ARE

ABOUT...PEACE.

OH, YES. THE KING WILL BE VERY SURPRISED.

I KNOW HE WILL.

NOW WHERE'S THAT ARIEL?

OH, GREAT SEBASTIAN, YOUR FRIEND SAID TO GIVE YOU THIS.

OH! THE GIRL HAS GOT TO LEARN

TO WRITE SMALLER NOTES.

NOW...

"DEAR SEBASTIAN,

"WE'VE DECIDED TO STAY A WHILE.

TELL FATHER I'LL BE HOME LATE."

THAT GIRL! HEAD ALWAYS IN THE CLOUDS.

AND FOR A MERMAID, THAT'S WAY OUT THERE, MAN.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

SHE'S JUST AN INQUISITIVE YOUNG MERMAID.

NOT A SHREWD, DIPLOMATIC, FORWARD-THINKING CRAB LIKE YOURSELF.

HO! I THINK FORWARD...

THOUGH I DO WALK SIDEWAYS.

BUT I DON'T KNOW... MAYBE I SHOULD WAIT.

AHH, YOU DON'T WANNA WAIT! REMEMBER YOUR FAMOUS SLOGAN?

"PEACE DON'T WAIT FOR NOBODY."

YES, I SAID THAT.

AND TAKE IT FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS,

EMPEROR SHAGA DOESN'T LIKE TO WAIT.

HMM, I--I SEE YOUR POINTS, ER, POINT.

OFF TO ATLANTICA!

AAH!

YOU DO KNOW THE WAY.

WELL, OF COURSE I DO, EMPEROR SHAGA.

DON'T BE SILLY.

DO I LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FOOL?

I'M CERTAIN TO GET A BIG MEDAL FOR THIS.

OF COURSE, THEY CAN'T PIN IT ON MY HANDSOME CRUSTACEAN BODY.

BUT MAYBE THEY USE GLUE OR SOMETHING.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE GRAND OPENING.

YOUR GREAT SEBASTIAN FELL FOR OUR PLAN,

HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER.

OH, MY THREE LEAST FAVORITE WORDS.

TONIGHT, THE SHARKANIAN ARMY

WILL DESTROY ATLANTICA

FOREVER! HAH!

OW! OOF!

UGH! OOH!

OOH! OOH!

OW! HEY!

OOH! BLASTED CRAB!

WHOA! OOH!

I HAVE AN IDEA.

I TOLD YOU, FLOUNDER.

YOU CAN'T GO AROUND FIN-FIGHTING EVERY SHARKANIAN

YOU COME ACROSS.

WHY NOT?

THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF JELLYFISH.

HA HA. OOH, I'M SCARED.

I'VE NEVER LOST A FIN FIGHT TO A SHARKANIAN.

IS THAT SO?

YOU'RE NOTHIN' BUT A GUPPY.

OH, YEAH?

WELL, I BET PLANKTON'S SMARTER THAN YOU.

REALLY?

COME ON. PUT UP YOUR FINS!

NOW, NOW, FLOUNDER, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO HURT HIM.

THAT'S RIGHT.

HEY!

ALL RIGHT, YOU SHOW ME HOW TO FIN-FIGHT!

WELL, YOU FIGHT WITH FINS ONLY,

SO WE HAVE TO TIE YOUR HANDS.

I'M GONNA LOVE THIS.

OKAY. NOW WHAT?

WHAT ABOUT THE FIN FIGHT?

OH, YEAH. I NEVER LOST A FIN FIGHT TO A SHARKANIAN

'CAUSE I NEVER FOUGHT ONE.

[CHEERING]

OH, I WISH THE KIDS COULD SEE ME NOW.

THEY'D BE SO PROUD THEY'D FLIP THEIR TAILS.

THE SHARKANIAN AMBASSADOR'S

ARRIVING TOMORROW, YOUR MAJESTY.

THEN WE TWO AMBASSADORS WILL BE AMBASSADORING ALL OVER THE PLACE.

HMM. YOU'VE DONE WELL, SEBASTIAN.

YOU HAVE MY THANKS.

WELL, THAT'S NICE.

BUT I WAS HOPING FOR A MEDAL OR SOMETHING.

EH, PERHAPS.

LET ME SLEEP ON IT.

WHEN WE BUST OUTTA HERE,

THE FIRST THING I'M GONNA DO

IS CRUSH THAT LITTLE CRAB.

LOOK FOR THE LIGHT OF AN EEL IN THE PALACE'S TALLEST TOWER, SIRE.

THEN WE'LL ATTACK AND DESTROY ATLANTICA ONCE AND FOR ALL.

BY THE WAY, HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING IN THE ARMY?

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT STUPID CRAB?

ANY BUBBLE-BRAIN WOULDA SEEN THROUGH

THAT OLD TWO-GUYS-HIDDEN- IN-THE-TREASURE-CHEST TRICK!

COMIN' THROUGH! EMPEROR'S MIDNIGHT SNACK!

EMPEROR'S SNACK COMIN' THROUGH!

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

HEY, THAT LITTLE FISH LOOKED FAMILIAR.

[PANTING]

NICE GOING, FLOUNDER. COME ON!

I THINK I'VE REACHED MY BRAVERY LIMIT FOR ONE NIGHT.

I'LL STAY HERE.

YOU STEAL THE KING'S TRIDENT.

I'LL SIGNAL THE ARMY.

[SNORING]

SO! THINK YOU CAN MAKE THE SEA MONKEY

OUT OF OLD SEBASTIAN, EH?

YOU! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

[WHISTLES]

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I ESCAPED.

UH, WAS THAT AN... EEL FLASHING?

DON'T THINK SO.

YOU'RE RIGHT, YOUR MAJESTY,

I WAS A TERRIBLE AMBASSADOR.

THE GREAT SEBASTIAN IS NOT SO GREAT.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, SEBASTIAN?

YOU'RE THE GREATEST AMBASSADOR WHO EVER LIVED.

EVEN THOUGH YOU ALMOST DIDN'T.

YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HIM, DADDY!

HE MARCHED RIGHT INTO SHARKANIA, AND HE TOLD THEM,

"WE MUST MAKE PEACE, FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN."

I DID SAY THAT, DIDN'T I?

OH, IT GAVE ME GOOSE BUMPS!

WELL, SEBASTIAN DOES HAVE A BIGGER HEART

THAN ANY CRAB I'VE EVER KNOWN.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, "SOFT SHELL, SOFT HEART."

WHOOPS! WHOOPS!

A-AND HE WAS BRAVE, TOO!

SHARKANIA WAS, "GRR!" AND I WAS, "OH, NO!"

BUT SEBASTIAN, HE WAS,

"I AM GONNA MAKE PEACE, MAN."

OH... WELL... THANK YOU, FLOUNDER.

PLEASE GIVE SEBASTIAN ANOTHER CHANCE, DADDY.

WELL... HE DID SHOW A LOT OF NERVE.

YES. I GOT MORE NERVE THAN I DESERVE.

AND YOUR FRIENDS CERTAINLY BELIEVE IN YOU,

EM... ALL RIGHT, SEBASTIAN.

YOU'RE STILL MY RIGHT-HAND CRAB.

COOL!

ALL RIGHT!

OH, YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS, YOUR MAJESTY.

YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING, YOUR MAJESTY.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE A PERSONAL BODYGUARD.

I WOULD LOOK GOOD IN A UNIFORM.

AND IF I HAD A UNIFORM,

YOU'D HAVE SOMETHING TO PIN THAT MEDAL UPON... HM?