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Wake up!

Wake up!

I'm up.

My babies.

Good morning time, babies!

Good morning time.

Okay.

Babies, what do you want for breakfast?

Mac and cheese.

Actually, beans and rice.

Say a word.

What?

Say a word.

Apple.

Say letters of apple.

A.

Say banana with S.

Banana with an S?

- Yeah. - Sanana.

Come on.

Come on, Jessie.

Jessie...

I see a dark cloud.

I know, I think it's gonna rain.

Wanna come on here with me?

Yeah.

Dada! - Hi!

- Hi. - Hi.

Dad!

Has she eaten yet?

Yeah, she had Cheerios,

and Chex Mix, and cherries,

and eggs, and oatmeal.

Wow.

-All at once? - Yeah.

Jessie...

weeks...these...

- I can't hear you. - ...change your mind,

but they...we're gonna have to go into it again.

Dean, I can't hear anything.

You're freezing up.

I said that if everything goes like it's been going,

these...we just submitted will be handed back to us, and they're gonna...

changes again, and the things they just asked for in the previous round,

they're gonna ask to change, they're gonna ask for new things,

we're gonna address those changes, and they're probably gonna say

they don't like that either.

Okay.

-I don't know. - Okay, well, what does

that mean, though?

Like, I don't...

I don't know, I just feel like...

every time that this happens there's a new reason why

it has to be pushed longer.

And it's like really not...

I don't know, I feel like you can never

give me, like, an actual answer

of how long your trips are gonna be.

It's not excuses, it's just what it is.

I can't change that. I should probably go. Look, I'll call...

It's not like I can just walk up to him

and be like, "Hey, my wife wants to know when I'm coming home,

can you give me a sense of when you're... gonna approve our plans?"

I mean, that would be great.

Yeah, and then... for a new job.

Um...

All right, I should go. I'm already running late.

I'll Skype you later, okay?

Okay, I mean, okay. Um, and if there's--

Bye Jessie!

-Bye! - Bye.

It's dark!

Jessie...

Do you think I'm a good mommy?

Yeah.

Jessie...

Baby dolls, baby dolls.

...if you don't help me, I'm gonna pick what you're wearing.

This is a baby one.

Baby lullaby.

I want to pick it out.

Well, that's what I thought.

Which one do you wanna wear?

I want... this one.

This one.

This one!

That's too fancy.

That'll get itchy, too.

That's beautiful, you know that?

It is beautiful, it's very beautiful.

I think we should save it for a special occasion.

- But... - Did you hear that?

Yeah.

You hear the thunder?

You see the deer?

Don't move.

You guys, the horse and the cow, you can hide.

Are you sure it's gonna be okay?

How can it not be okay?

Ba, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba.

Everyone, hold on tight.

Mama, Mama.

Oh, do you have your seatbelt on?

I'm hungry.

What do you want to eat?

Beans and rice.

Yeah, we can go get some beans.

We're going to the train station,

and then we'll go get some beans.

- Hey!

- How are you? - I'm good.

Aw!

Oh, my God, it's been so long.

Jessie, say hi to Mindy.

Aunt Mindy.

- Hi.

All right, let's go.

Okay.

You okay?

Yeah.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

It's okay.

It's fine.

It's fine.

I just want to go home.

Okay.

So, Dean?

I see him once every two months sometimes.

He's still traveling a lot.

More.

I just feel like I'm going crazy.

I've been taking these pills that...

you know, they were supposed to help with...

whatever.

I just feel numb.

You're doing so good.

I mean, listen.

It's okay to feel a little crazy.

But it's not fair to you

to have to do it all by yourself.

That's not fair.

Fuck him.

Honestly.

Let's go have some fun.

All right.

Where do you wanna go?

I don't know, I was thinking about my parents' house.

Well, let's have some fun before that, right?

I don't like chocolate.

Oh, yes, you do!

I don't like chocolate.

Oh, yes, you do!

Got you a drink.

Thank you.

Oh, yes, you do!

What are you doing?

Hey!

I can do it by myself!

- Okay. - I need to eat first.

Okay, you're right.

Mommy needs to relax a little bit, right?

- Thanks. - Thanks!

You're welcome.

All right, eat your chocolate soup

before it gets even more soupier.

Come on, let's go.

I bet it's really cool.

Let's go.

I'll go by myself.

Okay, see you later.

Jessie.

She's having fun, she's having fun.

Look at the kids, it's fine.

She's gonna get sick.

She's not gonna get sick.

She's got a strong will.

I mean, I wonder where she gets it.

So, which one are you dating right now?

- None of them. - Oh.

Are you just sleeping with them?

Just like ideas.

Thinking about sleeping with them?

Yeah, you sleep with one, you cuddle with another,

you know?

You know, I've only slept with two and half people.

Really? No way.

- Yeah! - College?

Yeah, one and a half and then Dean.

How is there a half?

'Cause we only had sex for, like, a minute.

That counts.

Kind of. He was really drunk.

And I was, like...

Wait, when was this?

This was like first year of college.

Oh, was it that guy that was like, always around?

He, like, hung out like all the time?

And I was like, "Oh, there's something between you."

So, there was something between you!

Yeah, you knew that.

No, I didn't.

I never knew you guys had sex.

I told you, we talked about it.

Jessie, come here.

Hi! What's your name?

- Hi, little one, are you hungry? - Do you want some pizza?

I think your mom wants you to eat...

- Do you want some juice? -...so you better go over there

- and get some food. I don't want some pizza!

Whoa, whoa.

- I don't want pizza. - What do you want?

- All right, come here. - I want chips.

Okay, there's chips right here.

Come and have some chips.

Come get some chips.

- How's the playground? - Good.

Awesome. Hey, you want some juice?

No?

You want a slice?

Have some chips and you can keep playing.

- I don't want pizza. - Okay.

Don't put it on the table, though.

Have some chips.

Wow.

Mommy's getting messy.

Have you ever seen Mommy messy?

No!

Mommy's not messy.

I don't like the chips.

You didn't even try the chips.

- Just try a little bite. - Have a bite.

I did!

- You didn't have a bite. - Yes, I did.

Okay, Jessie, you need to eat your pizza.

What are you guys playing with other there?

But I don't want the pizza.

You need to eat your pizza.

I don't want the pizza!

You need to eat your pizza or you can't play.

I don't want the pizza.

Okay, Jessie.

- I've had enough of--

Jessie, Jessie.

Come on, just let her play.

Just let her go.

Had a long day.

Let's go play.

Yeah, why don't you girls go play?

All right, you go play for 10 more minutes.

We're gonna save the pizza,

and we're gonna save the chips.

But I don't want to eat.

Okay, Jessie, go play.

I don't want to eat either.

Phew.

My God.

She's three, you know?

It's like you can't...

I know, she just, like, gets the worst...

- I know, like, you can't... -...habits of...

She just screams anytime she doesn't wanna do anything.

Yeah, but she's on the road.

She's like moving her house--

She's like this at home.

Okay.

It's hard because I have to be the bad person.

You know, it's not like it's me and Dean.

But you're also like kind of uptight about it, too.

So you just kind of have to pull back

a little bit, you know?

Mindy, what do you want to eat?

- I want a, um... - Oh, ma'am.

You forgot your change, ma'am.

You want a cheeseburger or a hamburger?

- Thanks. - Yup.

Cheeseburger or hamburger?

Uh, cheeseburger.

Two cheeseburgers and one hot dog.

What are you gonna eat?

Hot dog!

Okay, all right already.

What do you take on your hot dog?

- Hey.

- Are you riding here? - I am later.

Is this your guys' first time here?

I haven't seen you guys here before.

- Yeah. - I feel like I've seen

you before here.

You've been here before.

Oh, yeah, she's a regular.

- Yeah, you're a regular. - That's Jessie.

You guys want to...

you want me to show you guys around at all?

- We might eat first. - You're gonna eat first?

- All right. - I think, right?

Yeah.

- What? - Nothing.

He was kinda cute.

I don't know.

You wanna see?

- Want me to introduce you? - Yeah!

Jessie, wanna go say hi to some friends?

You wanna go say hi to the animals?

Do they talk?

Oh, yeah!

They talk.

If I tell them you're here, they'll talk.

- See? - Let's go see the bulls.

I think they're starting, come on.

I see some of my friends.

You wanna say hi to my friends?

Yeah.

Yeah, come on.

See this one here?

I told him you were coming.

I said Jessie's coming today.

Maybe don't put your hands in there, Jessie.

Like, does he put certain smells?

I want to get my hat.

Okay. Mindy?

Mindy?

Mindy!

Can I get my hat?

- I'll come. - You wanna come?

- Yeah, I'll come. - Okay.

Cool.

- Thank you! - See you later.

Hey, yeah, take care.

Sixty-eight points.

He is in the lead!

What a quick cowboy!

- Okay, ready. - Oh, my lord.

He's gonna come out at the end of the song.

--gets his feet down on both sides of the bull.

One hand in the air.

Ride, cowboy, ride!

Oh, no, no!

Oh, God, get out of the way.

Oh, my God.

That bull almost stomped him!

- I know, it's so crazy. -

Okay.

Llama, llama, llama.

Llama, llama, Llama.

Llama, llama, llama.

--close to the record.

She clocks in at 15.646.

How about a nice round of applause for a great contestant?

What are you gonna do?

Right.

Wow, well, tell me how...

- Hi. - Hey.

You ready to go?

You wanna go now?

Yeah, it's getting late.

Thanks for showing us around.

You gotta go, too?

Yeah, it's past my bedtime.

You're not going, too, come on now.

It was nice meeting you, though.

Yeah, yeah, you too.

♪ Dove colored in your dress ♪

♪ And they're bringing The bells ♪

♪ All you wanted You could've had ♪

♪ Partly paralyzed ♪

♪ And part of you is dancing ♪

Ha-ha-ha!

Drink.

Whoa.

Truth or drink.

Truth.

What's the worst thing you've ever done?

Oh, my God, I mean, I don't even know.

To myself or to someone else?

To someone else.

Um, the worst thing I've ever done

to someone else.

Um, I broke into someone's house once

and I slept in their bed,

and I stole some of their jewelry,

and I ate their food,

and I masturbated in their bed.

What?!

Shush.

You need to be quiet.

That's enough of that.

Drink.

Mm. Truth or drink?

Truth.

Have you ever been fingered when

you have your period?

Of course I have, I'm married!

But it seems like Dean wouldn't be into that.

- Dean's crazy. - Really?

What do you mean he's crazy?

I don't know, he's Asian.

I thought they would be the opposite of crazy.

No, they're like crazy in bed, Asians.

He's, you know, I don't know.

I mean, I don't have much to compare it to,

but I...

I don't know.

We have, like, one day a week

where we have anal sex.

No way, it's like-- it's like a day

on your calendar?

- Yeah. - No, it's not.

Yeah, Saturdays.

No, it's not.

I swear to God.

That is so weird.

That's the weirdest thing anyone--

It's on Saturdays.

I mean, we haven't had sex in, like, months, but...

Whatever, fuck him.

Have you ever had a threesome with Dean?

Okay, that means yes.

No, no, no.

I mean, it was nothing.

- It was, like... - It's not nothing.

...this Brooklyn mom.

And it was his idea, and I just did it

'cause I felt like if I didn't,

I don't know, it was weird.

God, you're just like blowing my mind.

I'm like, I can't even imagine--

I can't even look at you now.

I'm like, I don't even--

I felt like I would've been more into it

if it was, like, not his...

- Choice of a woman? - Choice.

No, you get to choose.

Fuck that.

Do you remember that one time

that we took the boy home in college?

And you chickened out?

Like, what happened that night?

I felt like, um,

I don't know, I felt like...

really awkward.

It gave me a complex.

Why?

A complex of what?

Of, like, feeling like guys wanna

be with you more.

No way!

No, that's not even-- you remembered it all wrong.

- No. - That's just your insecurity.

It's not.

I just, I could tell.

Like, he--

Like, I felt like I was intruding.

Not even true.

I didn't even have fun.

I wanted you there.

It's okay.

It's okay.

♪ What we're following ♪

♪ When we run sometimes ♪

♪ When we go somewhere ♪

♪ What we're following ♪

♪ When we walk my way ♪

Yup, that's where we're going!

I don't like chocolate.

Yes, you do!

I do not like it.

Oh, yes, you do.

I don't like chocolate.

Oh, yes, you do like chocolate.

You don't scream!

You don't scream!

Hello?

Hello.

Hang on.

Hi.

Dean called this morning?

Mm-hmm.

And...

He just, um...

was calling to check on Jessie.

And he feels guilty.

He doesn't even care, like, where you are?

Who you're with?

He doesn't ask what I'm doing.

Do you feel guilty?

- I don't know. - It's just a joke.

You still love him?

I don't know.

I'm just so confused.

I'm happy you came in.

I don't regret sleeping together.

No regrets.

That's the best way to live, right?

Yeah, I mean, I know it wasn't, like,

a big deal, but...

You think I do stuff like that all the time?

No, but I mean, I know that you

go out and get drunk and do stuff like that.

What do you think of me?

I don't mean it like that, but...

Uh-huh.

You know, like, I'm married and,

like, whatever, I mean...

I didn't mean it that way.

Are you okay?

What?

Are you okay?

What do you think?

- Hey, man. - Hello.

Um, when's the next bus out to New York,

to the city?

The city?

I think it is 7:10.

You think--and how much is a ticket?

- It's 25. - Perfect.

Can I just get one way?

Need to sign it or anything?

You're all set.

Oh, cool.

- All right. - Thanks, man.

What did you get?

I got a ticket back to New York.

It's like leaving in 10 minutes.

Are you joking?

No, I don't know, I just thought...

you guys were good, you know, like...

you got it from here, right?

I--I mean, okay.

I just got, like, work stuff, and, you know?

Yeah.

It's just gonna take too much time

to get from one place back and all the way...

Okay.

Um, but will you tell Jessie that I love her?

Yeah.

Thanks for such a beautiful time.

It was good, we had fun, you know?

It's like perfect.

- Okay. - All right.

Well, I know Jessie is asleep,

I'm not gonna wake her up.

Just, you know...

give her a big hug for me.

All right.

Okay.

I love you.

♪ Let the sun Rain down on me... ♪

Can I ask Santa for a little brother or sister?

I don't know if Santa brings babies.

I don't think that's really...

I think he just sort of sticks with toys.

Okay.

Are you excited to be the flower girl?

Yeah.

Who's Mindy again?

She's my friend, we went to school together.

I've told you this about 500 times.

Jessie.

Is she your best friend?

She's a very good friend, yeah.

She doesn't come over.

Well, she lives really far away.

You don't talk to her or Skype with her.

We do talk, Jessie.

We talk sometimes, we text.

No, you don't.

Yes, I do.

No, you don't.

Yes, we do, Jessie.

♪ Though I can see clearly ahead of me ♪

♪ I cannot stop it once I'm set a-spinning ♪

Hey, can you do me a favor?

My phone just died.

Can you go into my e-mail?

Yes.

Okay.

Can you just go into my e-mail

and get this address?

It's in the last e-mail that Mindy sent me

and it's on the attachment.

When's Mindy's wedding?

It's the day after tomorrow.

This is really not working.

This eye shadow.

Mindy!

Sarah! Hey!

Hey!

I'm so glad you're here.

Yes.

Jessie.

Hi.

You're so big, can I have a hug, please?

Do you remember Mindy?

It's okay.

You were just very little tiny when I saw you.

- Thanks for coming. - Of course.

Ah!

It's crazy.

This is beautiful.

Leif.

Yeah?

- Um... - What's wrong with you?

This is Sarah.

- Leif. - Nice to meet you.

- I'm glad you're here. - Yeah, it's beautiful.

- Did you just get in? - Yeah.

Yeah, it's so pretty, right?

Yeah, it's amazing.

And this is where the ceremony is?

Mm-hmm, yeah.

We're gonna play some music over there,

and it's gonna be good.

- Yeah.

- Just mellow. - Cool.

- Fun. - Easy.

Thrown together, sort of.

Yeah, I guess.

Awesome.

I'm so glad you're here.

Yeah!

Yeah, yeah.

- It's nice meeting you. - Nice to meet you.

He's cute.

- He's wonderful. - Your hair's red.

I know.

So, where are you staying?

Just at a hotel down the street.

Okay.

You guys all staying in the house?

Um, not everyone.

A lot of people have their own places.

- But yeah. - Did everybody come here?

Or is this like his Nashville family?

Um, I feel like I'm still meeting people.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

They are pretty much from here.

It's so cute.

- Lily! - Hey.

What the fuck are you doing?

- Hi. - Sarah.

- Sorry, Lily. - Boob hands.

- Lily. - Hi.

My bestie from San Fran.

She's gonna be my maid of honor.

- Yeah. - Cool.

- Yeah, how are you? - I'm good, how are you?

Good, good, good.

And you did the invites, so you know her.

Well, of course.

I took over, I just wedged my way in.

We work together, that's how we met.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, she'll be around.

How long have you guys known each other?

Oh, like, forever?

Sixteen--eight--17 years.

- Really? - I don't know.

- Something like that. - God, that's so long.

- Yeah. - I'm gonna--hold on.

I'll be right back.

Oh, hey, this is Chloe.

That's Leif's little sister.

Nice to meet you.

- Get it away. - Why? You like it.

You know that cheese gives me gas.

It does give you gas.

You're so cute 'cause you're so pretty when you fart.

Get this shit away, what the fuck?

Okay.

Put it in my mouth, this is ridiculous, hold on.

Get it away from me, stop it, stop it.

Okay.

I need to have one.

What is the difference between a priest and a pimple?

I don't know.

Pimples don't come on a kid's face

until he's 13.

Okay, that's--yeah, well.

Maybe not that one, because it makes you

sound like a pedophile.

- Fair enough. - Call it "jizz."

It's so gross.

You have one, give me one.

- Okay, hold on. - Okay, Sarah,

we all have to do these, so you better start thinking.

Okay.

Wait, so when are you telling these jokes?

Like, during the ceremony?

At the rehearsal dinner.

- Dinner. - Oh.

Who's that--who's that little girl?

Oh, that's Jessie, that's my daughter.

- Your daughter? - Mm-hmm.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

- Cool. - Did you have her

when you were, like, 12 or something?

Thirteen.

- Thirteen? - She's got jokes.

Sarah has jokes.

- Twenty-one. - Oh, okay.

- She's beautiful. - Thank you.

And she's up there with the band.

Yeah, she's gonna be trouble.

Oh, 17 dirty jokes so filthy you need a shower.

Um...

Oh, this is--this is a good one for Jessie,

'cause she won't know better.

What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?

What comes out soft and wet?

Guess what?

- I don't know. - Gum.

Oh!

♪ You better get up For your mama ♪

♪ You better grab The best of your life ♪

♪ I know you're ready ♪

♪ To get older ♪

♪ Anyhow ♪

- Sit down. - I'm gonna sit sideways.

I'm gonna lay across them.

Or you go in there.

Yeah, want us to take one of you?

- No! - No?

♪ Well all you have to do Is wander ♪

...carried them and put them at the bottom of the bed to keep the bed warm.

Like, you know, pre-electrical heating.

...zoo, but the chicken flew away through a hole in the zoo.

I'm a magnet to Mindy and Leif.

You're a magnet?

Cool!

Shya!

Gotcha.

Thanks for coming tonight.

You're welcome.

All right, let's get going.

Will you say bye to Mindy and Leif?

- I'll walk you guys out. - Okay.

- Bye-bye! - It was really nice meeting you.

- Nice meeting you too. - Sorry again about the barbeque.

- Congratulations. - Yeah, thank you so much.

Yeah, see you.

Mindy!

Yeah, can you help me?

Oh, um...

I'm gonna need to help.

Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.

All right.

Okay.

Bye, little one.

Bye-bye.

Have fun.

Drive safe.

Okay.

Come on.

- Sarah! - It's so late.

- Oh, my gosh. - What are you doing?

I brought wine, though.

- Shh. - Oh, the little one?

We can, um...

We can go now.

Should we go into the lobby bar?

No, no, no.

I think there's, like, a couch...

Just sit down, don't worry about it.

There's glasses in here...

No, Sarah, love me.

You just need cups anyway.

I don't know if it's a turn or twisties off.

I left you, I don't know.

I don't know how to pop it open.

Morning.

You want some coffee or something?

No.

I'm already late.

Okay, all right.

Okay, go.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

So many things to do, it's like...

It's like all these lists and all these things...

and like, I swear, Jessica's, like,

having a new idea every single day.

You know, I can help with anything.

Really?

That would be great.

Actually, if you could help,

there's a lot to be done,

and I'm kind of, like, at my wits end.

Yeah, sure.

Great.

My mom's coming.

All right, I really do have to go.

I'll see you later.

And I'll text you Jessica's number.

Mindy?

Did I forget something?

No.

Do you have time to talk?

About what?

Are you mad at me?

Yeah, I just, honestly, I feel like I've seen you

for, like, five minutes altogether now.

I know, but I'm getting married.

Don't be so hard on me.

I'm not--I'm not being hard on you.

That's why I came over.

Last night, you know?

I bring us wine, we were gonna, like,

old times sake, you know?

But then, like...okay.

Like, what was that, though?

I'm sorry.

It's fine, I'm not-- I don't want to upset you.

I'm not trying to, like, I'm not...

I know you've got a lot going on.

I'm really glad that you're here.

It's really nice to see you.

I've missed you.

Okay, I'm gonna run.

Um...

Yeah, I can do that.

No, no, it's fine, I'll do it.

How's it going? You guys having fun?

Yeah, I'm good.

- Was that Mindy? - Yeah.

- She all right? - Yeah, she's fine.

She's, um...

going to get a massage, so I have to...

You just need to say the name.

Okay, Hannah.

- I just did this one. - Okay.

Okay.

Um, I'm going to pick her mom up at the airport

at 2:00.

That's great you're picking her up.

I'm gonna do Sam.

It's kind of you to do that

so your friend can have a massage.

Mommy, look, I'm a man.

Oh, my God.

That's really cute.

You look like a cartoon.

How small do you want these?

You want them-- is that good or smaller?

That's about the right size.

Where's Mindy?

I don't know. Where is Mindy?

I think she's with my sister.

- Doing? - I don't know.

I think they're doing girl stuff.

You don't have to cook all this, Mom.

We got caterers coming.

I know.

You know how much I love to make

sweet potato casserole.

Yes, I do.

Makes me feel like he's here with us.

Yeah.

You're doing great.

Why did your father die?

Oh, well, he got sick.

How?

Oh, he got a really, really bad cold.

And then he died.

Were you really sad?

I was pretty sad.

Did you cry?

I did cry a little bit.

I would've never stopped crying.

Aw, yeah.

You know, when people die,

they don't really leave,

they just go into your heart.

- Mm, I love that. - Like invisible daddy?

Yeah, they're invisible.

But they're still right here, you know?

Did you cry, Jessica?

Sometimes crying's the right thing to do.

Anybody else need a mustache or just us over here?

- Forward. - Yup.

Backward.

- Forward. - Yup.

Yeah, and then...

Jessie, we have to go to the airport and get

Mindy's mommy.

- No. - Yeah, we really--

we really, really have to go now.

No way.

I can watch her if you want.

- Are you sure? - Yeah, I don't mind.

She's helping.

- Okay. - Check this out.

Wow! That's awesome.

- Hey! - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

I really have to go.

I love you, goodbye.

Good job, man, see you!

- Bye. - See you later!

Later, alligator.

After a while, crocodile.

- Yeah. - Eleanor!

Sorry.

- I'm so sorry. - It's freezing out.

I'm just parked right over here.

I am so cold.

I've been standing out there for the last half hour.

How was the flight?

It was just dreadful, actually.

I don't know, everybody was sneezing.

It was so uncomfortable.

It was so last minute that I couldn't

fly first class, I had to fly coach.

I wanted to kill myself.

Why didn't Mindy pick me up?

Um, she was going to, and then I think

she had some last minute wedding stuff to do,

so she asked me to do it.

Um, I think she's just stressed and busy.

She always was a little selfish.

Do you like him? Do you like the family?

I like 'em, they're nice.

He seemed nice, she seemed very happy.

Um...

He's nicer than...

definitely nicer than other boyfriends she's had.

So, how--how are you?

Is it Dale?

- Dean. - How is he?

He's good.

I mean, we're kinda separated right now,

but he's fine.

Hey! - Hey.

Makes your waist look teeny tiny.

All right, you.

Flower girl dresses.

Get over here.

It's like you're getting married!

It is official!

No.

Wait, wait, let's see.

Well, hold on, let's do the veil first

just so you can get the whole picture.

- Hi.

- How are the flowers? - Oh, they're good.

They're good, they're, um...

white and pink.

And, like, the off white, right?

Yeah, with the white rose.

I think that'll be good.

Um, thanks for helping out.

I know it's been crazy.

Oh, beautiful.

Oh, my gosh.

Wow.

Yeah?

It's like--yeah.

What are you thinking?

Um... I think it's beautiful.

I just don't know if it's me.

Yeah.

Um...

Maybe something less.

Okay. Simpler?

Yeah, just something fitted and maybe lacey?

I know it's really last minute,

so thank you so much for helping.

I understand.

I'm sorry that you're not part of the wedding.

I was thinking about it last night,

and I was like...

I honestly really don't care.

I know, but...

I mean, I actually want you to be in it.

I am part of the wedding.

I'm the flower girl's mom.

I just didn't even know if you wanted...

I don't, I wouldn't have.

I don't like attention.

I wasn't sure that you'd even say yes, so...

or that you were gonna come at all.

I haven't seen you.

Okay, we have another option.

Okay!

Should I...can I...

What do you think?

Um...

Mom, you play a song.

Is there anywhere I can put this stuff?

- Yeah, for sure. - Thanks.

No!

Ready?

I think we're out of wine.

Guys? Right? We're done?

Any down there?

I feel like we need more.

Sarah, will you babysit?

- Will I babysit? - This group tonight?

- Someone has to. - Oh.

I thought you were telling me you were pregnant.

No, unless maybe? No.

No. Right?

Are you?

- Surprise! - Well, you never know, you know?

No, I'm kidding, kidding.

- You're joking. - Just make sure she doesn't...

- I'm so hungry. - Me too.

When is this food coming?

It's coming.

I say that to him all the time.

I have a joke, I have a joke.

There's--we have a family tradition where I tell jokes,

and on this particular day I have a very special joke

about family.

Come here, come sit down.

Go sit down, go sit down, go sit down.

Jessie knows this joke very well, I think, right?

'Cause you have a grandpa.

And so, there's this kid and his grandpa,

and he smoke-- the kid's smoking.

No.

The kid is smoking?

She's so smart.

The grandpa is smoking, the kid is not smoking,

and the boy goes to the grandfather,

"Can I have a cigarette?"

And the grandfather says,

"Does your dick reach your asshole?"

And you got it.

And so, the boy says, "No!"

And so, the grandpa says, "Well, then you can't

have a cigarette."

And so, the next day, grandpa's boozing--

cheers to gramps.

And the little boy says, "Gramps, can I have a drink?"

And grandpa says, "Can your dick reach

your asshole yet?"

And the boy says, "No."

And the grandpa says, "Then you can't have any

of my beer."

The next day the boy has a cookie,

and the grandpa goes up to him and he says,

"Grandson, that cookie looks so delicious,

can I have a bite?"

And the little boy says,

"Well, Grandpa, can your pee pee touch your bum?"

And the grandpa says, "As a matter of fact, it can!"

And the kid said, "Well, good, Grandpa.

Go fuck yourself.

This is my cookie."

Well...

That's the end, so to Leif and Mindy.

That's just lovely.

Sweet and classy.

Classy gal.

- That's beautiful. - Yeah.

Don't think that's appropriate.

I'm just gonna go check on the food.

Please, no more jokes.

I'm just checking on the food.

I'm just going in the back.

Do you need help, love?

Are we doing sincerity or more dirty jokes?

Is she okay?

- Are you okay, love? - Yup.

Okay.

No, it's great, yeah, it's normal.

So, we're going out later?

Okay, I need you to listen to Jessica tonight, though,

because I'm not gonna be home

till very, very, very, very late.

No movies.

No movies, you need to get to bed.

Okay, I love you.

I'm okay, sorry, I think I'm getting like...

A chest thing? Okay.

I think I just got her in the ass.

Cheers!

Woo!

So many guys and dicks.

- So many guys! - So many guys.

Too many dicks.

Yeah!

That was so gross!

Gonna poke my eyes!

Both of them?

...in the face.

I know, it's not very...

♪ I was met on the road By a face that was mine ♪

♪ Echoed chambers and spoke With a diamond's decline ♪

- - ♪ You can't never go home If you were never shown ♪

♪ Spots on the irises bleed Where the numbers were born ♪

♪ Go back down Don't touch the ground ♪

It's just pizza!

It's just pizza, it's pizza.

Okay.

Uh-huh, and I'm being blindfolded for a pizza?

Yup.

Oh, pizza's here.

Oh! Mmm, pizza!

Mm!

Mm, pizza!

Mm!

All right, ready?

Surprise!

You're the devil.

No, no, don't let her escape.

Yeah, buddy.

Oh!

Naughty boy.

This is all for you!

- You can do this. - I can't do this!

- You can do this. - Oh, my God!

There was no one else available.

Oh, my God!

Ow!

Yeah!

She's getting married.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

It's gonna be so much fun.

"Good luck," he said.

He's like, "Good luck."

Right.

I'm so glad you're here!

I'm not kidding, when you're pregnant

your vagina gets huge.

What if it gets really big?

I think it's just because it's like--

More reason for us to not fucking have kids.

What do you mean "you think"?

I know!

She would know, she has a kid!

Did it ever go back to normal?

Did it ever, like, shrink?

Like, is it now bigger?

No, I had them sew it back up.

You had to get, like, extra stitches put in?

Yes, you can!

Okay--oh!

Cheers.

Oh, my God.

Woo!

That was so...

strong.

I love this song!

♪ Touch my hands Let me take you to Bootyland ♪

♪ Let me, let me ♪

♪ Take you, take you ♪

♪ Let me, let me ♪

Take if off!

Off, off, off!

Off!

♪ I was taught to be alone ♪

♪ Introverted was my name ♪

♪ My name, my name, my name ♪

♪ But for some reason Everyone... ♪

Um...

Fireball?

- Whiskey. - I think we need--

- I'll have water. - Tequila, tequila.

Okay.

I'll have a water.

♪ ...Was taught ♪

♪ When I was young ♪

♪ That crying means You lost the game ♪

♪ Lost the game ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ You lost the game ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ You lost the game ♪

♪ Oh, you lost the game ♪

What's wrong with your face?

Huh?

Your face.

Honey, you look...terrible.

Okay, fine, let's just...

Oh.

Do you think I did a bad job of you?

I haven't thought-- it's hard regardless.

You know?

People make a lot of mistakes,

and you do a lot of things right.

And I feel like I turned out okay.

Do you think you did a bad job of me?

- I mean, like-- - You're so far away from me,

I never see you.

I feel like I've done...

the best I can do, you know,

under the circumstances we were in.

I feel like there's a lot of separation.

And sometimes I feel you're very angry at me.

We don't have to do this.

Let's just be supportive.

Okay?

I just don't understand why you are doing this.

What?

This.

Say it.

Why are you getting married?

You look beautiful.

I don't know.

I don't know if it's right.

It's like so long, you know?

Mommy?

- Princess Jessie. - Wow!

That's beautiful!

Look at me, let me see.

- Wanna see your mom? - That's good.

Do you wanna go show Mindy?

I'm a little tinker.

You're gonna clear the room.

Peep, peep, peep.

You're a beautiful bride.

Can I have a hug?

- Careful, careful. - It's okay, it's okay.

Can I just--I just want one minute.

- I'm just gonna, like... - Sure, yeah, of course.

Get it together, and like...

Gonna get some champagne.

Oh, yeah, do you want to come and drink with us?

Sarah, will you stay just...

Yeah.

You nervous?

I don't know.

How do you feel?

Yeah.

Good, I'm excited.

I'm nervous for you, yeah.

I feel like I'm gonna vomit.

Maybe you should throw up, you'll feel better.

Yeah, I think I'm just gonna...

Mindy?

Oh, Christ.

Mindy!

Put this on.

Thank you.

What are you doing?

I don't know, I just needed to get out of there.

It's like I can't breathe.

Wanna go for a walk?

Sure, but I feel like we should get back.

Just a little bit.

Why did you come?

Because it's my best friend's wedding.

Yeah, but why did you come?

Because I missed you.

-All the time. - Why didn't you call me?

I was scared.

Confused.

I just thought that after that night, you know,

that there was...

Yeah, but you left.

I'm sorry I didn't stay.

I didn't know what to do.

I love you.

I love you so much.

Sarah...

I'll always love you.

We should get going.

We gather in the presence of God

to give thanks for the gift of marriage.

To witness the joining together of Leif and Mindy.

To surround them...

with our prayers.

Let us pray.

Gracious God, You are always faithful

in Your love for us.

Look mercifully upon Leif and Mindy

who have come seeking Your blessings.

Amen.

Leif, do you take Mindy

as your lawful wife?

I do.

And Mindy, do you take Leif as your lawful husband?

I do.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Surprise attack.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce

Mr. and Mrs. Sterling.

Woo!

We have done it.

Wait.

♪ Dying of yearning ♪

♪ Dripping fucking wet ♪

♪ It's so fun in the morning ♪

♪ Leaving your bed ♪

♪ Back to where I belong ♪

♪ With my giant Broken-hearted love song ♪

♪ And if it's all The same in the morning ♪

♪ After we're both well fed ♪

♪ The only thing The heart craves ♪

♪ Is what's been left unsaid ♪

♪ And our bodies Speak in volumes ♪

♪ In and out of the bed ♪

♪ But I'm getting fucked now Pretty darling ♪

♪ And still starving For what's not been said ♪

♪ And why can't we be glad ♪

♪ And lift every little Brick piece we had ♪

♪ And why is sex so easy Baby ♪

♪ When you have nothing left to say to me ♪

♪ And I wish you Felt the same ♪

♪ And I wish I could run away ♪

♪ And live where I belong ♪

♪ With my giant Broken-hearted love song ♪

♪ Too many times in a day ♪

♪ Wanting to say ♪

♪ Feels like a stranger In front of you ♪

♪ Saying those words "I love you" ♪

♪ Sighing this morning ♪

♪ I drowned in my bed ♪

♪ Happily ignoring My common sense ♪

♪ Safe where I belong ♪

♪ With my giant Broken-hearted love song ♪