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'Bout time.
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You said I only had to babysit
Oscar for three hours.
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Where were you guys?
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I'm on step nine of AA, making amends.
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So Momo's been driving
me around to apologize.
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Oh, I'm calling it my Eras tour.
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My beer era, my tequila era,
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and my appletini era.
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I kept it classy there at the end.
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There's a lot of talking
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and not enough of handing out fries.
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Oh.
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I ate all the fries. I'm sorry, Gordo.
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Hey.
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Take Chance off the list.
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So you've apologized to Chance,
Mayan, Quinten, Rosie,
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and all the hot mannequins
at Victoria's Secret?
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I see now how I should have
respected them for their minds.
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It looks like everyone's gotten
an apology from George
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except for the most important
person in his life.
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Jackie Chan?
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Me, man.
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What do you mean? He told you
he was sorry the other day.
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No. I dropped a box on his foot.
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And he said, I'm sorry I ever hired you.
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What do you want him to apologize for?
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It was a cold autumn eve.
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The Raiders were playing the Chargers.
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Ah.
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George dared me to run onto the field
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and tackle football
legend Marshawn Lynch.
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[GASPS] You tackled Beast Mode?
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I tried.
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But it looked more like a Chihuahua
trying to hump a Great Dane.
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George swore he'd block security,
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but he was wasted.
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So all he did was just point
at me and say, get him!
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I was hauled off to Raider jail,
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where I was given the name Bitch Mode.
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Wow. George should definitely
apologize for that.
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Yeah. Well, I'm sure he will.
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He's probably just
saving the best for last.
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I forgot some of my apology tour,
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someone who has been very loyal,
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who has always been there for me.
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I'm sorry, Churro.
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I'm sorry I threw a shoe
at you when I was drunk.
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I thought you were a gremlin.
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[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
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?
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We're here.
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You guys were gone a long time.
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Oh, we had the best day.
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Shopping, lunch at the
Cheesecake Factory,
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a couple's massage.
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Couple's massage?
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No, don't worry.
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She told everyone I was gay
so it wouldn't be weird.
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I love shopping with Quinten.
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He's always honest
about how good I look.
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It is genuine honesty,
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not fear.
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You guys have been hanging out a lot.
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It's like my mom thinks
you're her husband.
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- That's silly.
- Quinten, honey,
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can you unzip me, I wanna try this on.
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I'm thinking of wearing this
dress for dinner on Friday.
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Oh, by the way, Quinten and I are
going to have dinner on Friday,
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so we're gonna need
you to babysit Chance.
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Have you thought about going out
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with someone, you know,
not in this family?
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Maybe you should start dating.
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Maybe you should stop
dating and get married.
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- Quinten, zipper!
- Sorry, dear.
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Yeah. You're right. She needs a husband.
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I think my mom is afraid
to get back out there.
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Oh, we should set her up.
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I actually know someone.
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Walter. He's a sweet guy.
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He's... he'd one of my
regulars at the Apple store,
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so you know he's got money.
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Perfect.
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My mom and I always dreamed
about having a sugar daddy
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to replace our pickled daddy.
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?
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Did George apologize for
landing you in Raider jail?
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Recently voted third most
violent jail in the country.
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No, he has not.
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Why don't you just ask him?
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If there's one thing I know
about relationships,
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it's that you can't ask
men to do things.
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You need to trick them.
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So to jog his memory,
I got us all tickets
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to the Raider-Charger game this Sunday.
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Nice.
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How'd you afford that?
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I saved up and went to the bank.
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The sperm bank.
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They pay you for your sperm?
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I can't give mine away.
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Once George remembers
how he betrayed me,
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he's gonna feel bad, apologize,
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and then probably ask me
to take his last name.
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Ooh. Where's my coffee?
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Just how you like it, black
with a splash of cream
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and 24 sugars.
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One of these is a Splenda!
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You know what you'll think is sweet,
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these tickets to the Raider game.
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Oh, yeah, that is sweet, Oscar,
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but you know, I don't go
to the games anymore,
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since I stopped drinking.
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I mean, without paying $23 for
a Bud Light, where's the fun?
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Wait. Hey! Hey!
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It can be fun sober.
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I don't know, man.
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My favorite part was all
the stuff we did wasted.
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Like tussling with that angry chola.
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At least I think she was angry.
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I can't tell the way they
draw their eyebrows on.
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My sister arches hers real wide.
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She always looks so surprised to see me.
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And since I can't drink, I can't go.
You should sell the ticket.
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Oh, and give me all the money.
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Wait!
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What if we all don't drink?
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Excuse me?
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You'd really stay sober for me?
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Yes.
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All right. You know what?
I'm in. Let's do it.
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ALL: Raider Nation!
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I'm here.
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And my prayers have been answered.
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You're finally coming to church
with me on a non-holiday.
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I already told Jesus.
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He's very excited to see you.
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How come Jesus doesn't have
to wear a suit to church?
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I should be allowed to
go in my chonies too.
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But before we go,
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Quinten and I have someone
that we would like you to meet.
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Are you trying to set me up?
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I'm not looking to date anyone.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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But Quinten's found you
a real catch, Mom.
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Soon you'll be on a romantic
three-month cruise.
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It'll be the best vacation of my life.
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Your life.
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Buenos d�as.
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It's a pleasure to meet you, Rosie.
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Ah!
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Sorry. You know, arthritis in my hand.
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No, no, no. I can get it.
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I can get it.
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Need a hand there, Walter?
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Nope. I got it.
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He don't got it.
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Will you excuse us a moment, Walter?
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Why would you think it was a good idea
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to set me up with Father Time?
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Was there no one older available,
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like the Gutenberg Bible, Chichen Itza,
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a pterodactyl?
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That's what you think I
want for my romantic life?
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That's what you think I deserve?
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No, I just think that at your age,
your options might be limited.
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[GASPS]
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That came out wrong.
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And what would be the
right way to say that?
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Mom, you've been divorced ten years.
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Don't you miss male companionship?
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I get plenty of sex, Mayan.
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What?
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Do you really think I can't get any?
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Look at me.
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I go to church on Sundays to make up
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for what I do on Saturdays.
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[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
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?
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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The last time we won the Super
Bowl, my hair was black
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and this tooth right here was silver.
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Now, it's reversed.
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This could be our year.
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This is our year.
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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Welcome to the field our special guest,
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NFL legend and future Hall of Famer,
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Marshawn Lynch!
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[2 UNLIMITED'S "GET READY FOR THIS"]
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[UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
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?
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Make some noise for Beast Mode!
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CROWD: [CHANTING] Beast Mode!
Beast Mode! Beast Mode!
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- Beast Mode!
- And ladies, he's single
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and in the best shape of his life.
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I'm single and in the best
shape of my life too.
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This is fun, huh?
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You don't need to be drunk
like those fools over there.
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It's like they have no dignity.
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Oh, pardon me.
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Excuse me.
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You look like the Mexican Bowser.
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You're not wearing your nipple spikes?
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Now that I'm at my first game sober,
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I realize everyone's staring
at me and I look stupid.
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Doesn't that remind you of
the time that we were here
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and I looked stupid.
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It was a cold autumn eve.
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You look stupid all the time,
man, all four seasonings.
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Oh, man, I know it's hard
not to drink today, guys,
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and I truly appreciate it, man.
That's real friendship.
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Hey, let's take a selfie.
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You can't even see me.
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Who cares, man? My hair looks great.
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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And now, it's time for the dance cam.
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?
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When a man can look like a damn fool
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for the love of his team,
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that's what Raider Nation is all about.
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Man, being at this game reminds me,
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I owe someone a huge apology.
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Oh. This is the perfect time to say it.
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- Oscar?
- Yes, George?
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Can you slide through here, man?
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I'm gonna apologize to Momo.
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The last time we were here,
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I was the one that put
that spike on your seat.
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That was you?
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Raul had to pull that out.
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I still owe him a favor.
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I know. I'm sorry, man.
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- I love you, man.
- I love you too.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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I take it back.
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Grown men crying,
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that's what Raider Nation is all about.
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Women, take note.
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[VOICE BREAKS] Football is our therapy.
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Ow.
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You are wearing the nipple spikes.
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No, I'm just really happy.
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[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
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Mom's so mad.
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But seriously, who lies
about getting laid?
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Can I help you?
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She ain't mad no mo'.
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Oh, my God, you're Mayan.
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Your mom has told me so many stories
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and shown me so many pictures.
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And who are you?
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Mayan, what are you doing here?
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You can't just show up unannounced
to someone's house.
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?
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Waited 15 minutes for the bathroom,
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then 30 minutes for the nachos.
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By then I had to go to the
bathroom all over again.
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You waited for the bathroom?
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I just went here.
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Raider Nation!
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ALL: Raider Nation!
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Is that beer?
263
00:13:10,810 --> 00:13:13,335
No. It's my pee.
264
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,459
I know the difference
between pee and Corona.
265
00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:17,750
I learned that the hard way.
266
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,209
What the hell, man? I thought you
guys said you weren't gonna drink.
267
00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:24,120
Oscar had the idea to
hide beer in coffee cups.
268
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,380
- Momo!
- What?
269
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,540
You know I'm a chismosa when I'm buzzed.
270
00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:30,170
Hey, man. How could you do that?
271
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,550
Doesn't feel good when your
friends let you down, does it?
272
00:13:32,590 --> 00:13:34,860
No, it doesn't. I think you
owe me an apology.
273
00:13:34,910 --> 00:13:37,640
No. You owe me an apology.
274
00:13:37,690 --> 00:13:39,480
- For what?
- For getting wasted
275
00:13:39,530 --> 00:13:41,821
and not having my back
with Marshawn Lynch.
276
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,910
Not having your back with Marshawn?
277
00:13:43,930 --> 00:13:46,610
Man, you were the reason
I was drunk that day.
278
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,810
What are you talking about?
279
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,110
If AA taught me anything,
280
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,980
it taught me that you're an enabler.
281
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,850
And once I looked up what enabler meant,
282
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,680
I realized, I didn't owe you an apology.
283
00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,500
Enabler.
284
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,350
I have taken your car keys.
285
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,730
I have called Mayan so many
times to let her know
286
00:14:03,770 --> 00:14:05,960
that her dad was not
passed out in a ditch.
287
00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:08,530
And I am the one who
took you to the hospital
288
00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:09,960
when you almost died last year.
289
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,170
No way, man. The ambulance
took me to the hospital.
290
00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:15,260
Of course you don't remember.
291
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,440
Forget the Marshawn apology.
292
00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:22,850
You should be apologizing for
20 years of our friendship.
293
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,390
I am done with you, man,
294
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,560
just like I am done pretending
that I am a Raider fan.
295
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,860
Bang bang, Niner gang.
296
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,830
?
297
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,680
Well, now that you're both dressed,
298
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:47,790
I just have one question.
299
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,840
What the hell?
300
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,300
She means, how did you two meet?
301
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,300
Josu� is a personal injury attorney,
302
00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:03,620
specializing in car accidents
303
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,980
and dog attacks and looking fine.
304
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,330
Hey, maybe you've seen my ad.
305
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:14,680
Get bit by a Shih Tzu,
this lawyer bites back.
306
00:15:15,710 --> 00:15:18,209
Wha... you... you're No Way Josu�!
307
00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:19,660
Oh!
308
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,420
I have seen your face on buses
309
00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:23,320
and shopping carts and urinals.
310
00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:25,040
That is so cool.
311
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,790
It's not that cool.
312
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,250
Once I saw how much attention
313
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,140
Rosie La Reina's billboard was getting,
314
00:15:33,190 --> 00:15:35,440
I decided to put one
right in front of hers.
315
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,680
So then she stormed into my office
316
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,649
and, well, gave me a piece of her mind.
317
00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:46,080
But then I decided to give him
a piece of something else.
318
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:50,492
BOTH: Ew.
319
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,230
Her heart.
320
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,400
BOTH: Oh.
321
00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:02,880
Wait, those billboards
have been up for a while.
322
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:05,298
So you guys have been dating for...
323
00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:07,750
Six months.
324
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,830
When were you planning on telling me?
325
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,340
When I was put into a situation
326
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:13,880
where I was forced to tell you.
327
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:17,760
Cookies?
328
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,510
So, hey. I'm here with
quarterback Jim Plunkett.
329
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,250
There's not a lot of people
330
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:28,090
that deserve the title Raider legend.
331
00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:32,020
But Jim, how does it feel
to be talking to one?
332
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,670
And who are you?
333
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,440
You know Oscar took me to the hospital?
334
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,505
Yeah, because you were unconscious.
335
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,950
He picked you up and
dropped you off himself
336
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,051
because the ambulance
wouldn't have made it on time.
337
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:51,930
He saved my life.
338
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,200
Man, I feel terrible.
339
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:55,470
Imagine how I feel having to tell you.
340
00:16:58,030 --> 00:16:59,610
I gotta make this right.
341
00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:02,814
I gotta go to the bathroom again.
342
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,510
?
343
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,790
[PHONE RINGS]
344
00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:10,720
Is that your mom again?
345
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:12,770
Yes.
346
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,480
And I am not speaking to her,
347
00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:17,110
unless I need her to babysit,
cook, clean, or do my taxes.
348
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:23,050
Isn't Josu� what we
wanted for her, though?
349
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:24,490
Why are you so upset?
350
00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:25,959
Because we tell each other everything,
351
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,080
so it hurts that she kept him
secret from me for six months.
352
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:32,900
I'm here.
353
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,530
To remind you, if I'm not in your life,
354
00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:40,210
you just have your dad.
355
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,760
Why didn't you tell me
about Josu� sooner?
356
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,770
I was nervous.
357
00:17:51,450 --> 00:17:53,520
After everything we've been
through with your dad,
358
00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:57,000
I didn't wanna just bring
any man into your life.
359
00:17:57,050 --> 00:17:59,996
I had to make sure that he
was worthy of meeting you.
360
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:05,320
Well, is he?
361
00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:08,755
I think he is.
362
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,200
Is he worthy of meeting me?
363
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:18,320
Oh, Quinten.
364
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,810
You're no one to him until
you put a ring on it.
365
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:29,525
[CROWD CHEERING]
366
00:18:30,050 --> 00:18:32,130
Not a good idea trying
to get out of here
367
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,571
with a Niner jersey on.
368
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,560
I am lucky they let me keep my pants.
369
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,730
Did you see George?
He went looking for you.
370
00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:42,497
No, I did not see George,
and I don't care.
371
00:18:43,370 --> 00:18:46,990
It's time for me to be the main
character of my own life.
372
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,570
Do you need a sidekick?
373
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,870
Sorry, bro. I already have Raul.
374
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,790
Excuse me?
375
00:18:56,928 --> 00:19:00,000
Yeah, so how was it playing
in those great days?
376
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,060
Is that George?
377
00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:05,300
Well, I played when the defenses
could actually hit the quarterback.
378
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:08,898
What the hell?
379
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,430
Excuse me, Marshawn, Mr. Jim Plunkett.
380
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,571
You should be in the NFL
Hall of Fame, by the way.
381
00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:17,600
- You seem like a nice guy.
- Well, I'm not.
382
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,170
I deserve to be in the Hall
of Fame of bad friends.
383
00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:23,800
Oscar, I'm sorry you had to put
up with a drunk version of me
384
00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:24,940
for all those years.
385
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,910
The drunk version?
386
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,793
Wait. You sober right now?
387
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:34,270
Beast Mode, can we go silent mode.
388
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:38,302
Oscar, you always have my back,
even when I don't have yours.
389
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,269
I'm sorry that it took me
so long to apologize.
390
00:19:41,270 --> 00:19:43,090
I was wrong. Wait a minute.
391
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:46,650
In AA, the 10th step is
admitting that you're wrong.
392
00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:49,400
I did it! Ha! All 10 steps.
393
00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:50,565
Raiders!
394
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:55,010
- No, no, no. It's actually 12 steps.
- No, in Mexico, it's 10.
395
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,520
This is for you, Oscar!
396
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,530
Mr. Plunkett, can you hold that?
397
00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:01,630
[GRUNTS]
398
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,661
[GRUNTS]
399
00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:06,360
[GRUNTS]
400
00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:10,610
You wanna call security?
401
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:13,240
Yeah. Hey, security!
402
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:14,480
Oh, my God.
403
00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:17,700
He tried to tackle Beast Mode for me.
404
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,460
I hope security goes easy on him.
405
00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:24,290
And he's down.
406
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,960
Let's go bail him out
of Raider jail, boys.
407
00:20:28,110 --> 00:20:31,940
[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
408
00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:33,910
[DOORBELL RINGS]
409
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:40,310
Oh, my God! You're No Way Josu�!
410
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,492
You must be George.
411
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,740
How did you know that?
Is Marshawn suing?
412
00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:51,070
That wasn't me. That was Eric Estrada.
413
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,790
No, George.
414
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,750
This is my boyfriend.
415
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,070
Oh.
416
00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:05,710
Is this some kind of a joke?
417
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,540
No way, Josu�.
418
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,600
Just so you know, I'm in AA.
419
00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:13,710
I'm making amends,
420
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,380
so right now, I just wanna
say I'm sorry for everything.
421
00:21:17,950 --> 00:21:19,319
But you haven't done anything to me.
422
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,560
Don't worry. It's coming.
423
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:23,560
?
424
00:21:23,610 --> 00:21:28,160
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