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Original subtitles

The penis and vagina represent

less than 10% of the erogenous zones in the human body.

-Is that your phone? -Hello?

Yes, Bárbara, yes, yes, I'm awake. What's up?

What?

What?

No, hold on. I can't hear you. I can't hear you.

You and Leo are what?

Hello?

Yes?

Yes, Bárbara?

What did she say?

Bárbara and Leo are getting a divorce.

Shit.

I don't get it.

I couldn't tell if she was crying or laughing. I don't know.

She wants to see us today at Eden.

Fucking hell. We've gotten ourselves into a mess.

-I guess I'm out of a job. -Who's going to pay me now?

Divorces are expensive.

Seriously?

-What? -No, it's okay...

I knew it. I knew it.

THE GAME OF KEYS

Great, and we'll give you a discount for changing the date of the party.

Thank you for being so flexible!

-Eden is now available for Saturday. -Perfect!

The changes won't cost us any clients.

The plan is in motion.

How did it go with Olivia?

We're going to meet this afternoon to make all the arrangements.

This is the most sensible course.

We're finally getting back to normal after all, right?

Right. Labels have never been our thing.

I agree.

You need to talk to Gerónimo. He hasn't come out since yesterday.

I hate that you're so petty.

Okay, I'll apologize.

Do it now!

-Come here. -What is it?

Give me a kiss.

Oh, since you ask nicely, yes.

You, too.

-Three-way kiss? -Enough! Get out of here!

-Go now! -No more teasing.

What do you want, Leo?

If you're kicking me out, don't worry. I'm leaving.

No, I'm not kicking you out.

Just the opposite. I want to apologize.

Can I come in?

Look, I acted like an exploitative prick with you.

All because of my insecurity.

EXIT

Insecurity?

You know I'm not young anymore, I don't have the energy

or the body to be the star dancer at Eden.

If you want to leave, I get it.

But we'd love it if you stayed and were the star at Eden.

And if you want to keep living with us,

the three of us have talked, and our doors are open.

What do you say?

Thank you, Leo.

I'll think about it.

Listen to me.

You have a bright future ahead of you.

I hope you'll give us another chance.

What did he say?

He'll think about it.

That's it, champ!

There you go! I'll make some toast.

-Hello. -Hi.

-Hello, handsome. -How are you doing?

Well...

You were right, your dad's not going to change.

-I'm sorry. -I told you so.

I didn't listen to you.

-I told you so, didn't I? -I know.

He might seem charming,

but no one knows him like I do, okay?

Forget about him bringing his car for you to fix.

He was my best customer.

Whatever, there will be other customers.

What matters is we're okay, and moving forward.

-Yeah. -It's the best thing.

-Okay -And this little chubby guy too.

That's the most important thing. Not my dad.

Thanks for coming, guys.

You're taking it very well.

-My divorce was a nightmare. -Mine was a shitstorm.

No, don't worry.

-We should never have even gotten married. -No!

My mother forced us to.

Okay, so there's no bad blood between you two?

-No! -Not at all!

It's a cause for celebration.

We realized that marriage isn't for us.

And we're going to stay together, just without labels.

And we want to throw a big party at Eden,

where we can invite our friends and some other guests.

And we want you to join us in this wedding ceremony, but in reverse.

Yeah, in fact,

you can make some of the arrangements for me, can't you?

Sure, yeah, of course.

We think this is a perfect occasion

for people to come celebrate our essence and the essence of Eden.

We'll start with an intimate ceremony,

but then, we'll open the doors, and let things get wild.

Okay.

Let's toast to the un-fiancés!

-Yes, let's toast! -Cheers!

Cheers!

-Hi, sweetie. -Hi, honey.

What are you doing?

Nothing, just replying to some comments about Eden.

Remember the post I made?

People have so many questions.

How the rules work, how the games work, what the dynamic is like...

What are you doing, baby?

Wanna fuck?

It's 3:00 p.m. on Wednesday.

We're scheduled to fuck on Friday at 9:30 p.m.

-Right, we shouldn't break our routine. -Yes.

-Right, we'd better not. -Better not to break it.

It would be better to help me go through the comments.

"I hesitate to go to this place for fear of becoming addicted to it."

-The things we have to read! -These things, for real.

These things.

Read this other one. It's interesting.

"I'm married, but I want to go alone

"and be with lots of men and women at the same time in one room,

"fulfilling their fantasies with me,

"so many hands on me that I lose count,

"and then..."

-Baby! -Yes?

-Everything okay? -Yeah.

-Yes. -Are you sure?

-Yes. -You're okay?

Very nice comments.

Thanks.

Daddy's little boy...

Look, Rubén!

-What? -Look!

-What is it? -Look!

Hello. Valentín, sweetie.

-Hi. -Mom.

Valentín, may I?

Look, I know, I understand, but I talked to Rubén.

Or rather, Rubén talked to me,

and made me see things differently.

I've been thinking, and he's absolutely right.

Everything I have, the money, the properties, I realize

they're worthless if I don't have someone to share them with.

And...

Go on, make it short. Tell him.

I was a jerk. Forgive me, son.

From the bottom of my heart, forgive me. Please forgive me.

Hug him, hug him.

-Okay. -Thank you.

Can I hold him?

Look who's there!

Look at him, Ernesto!

I swear he looks just like you did as a baby.

Look who's here, sweetie. It's Grandpa!

Grandpa came!

-Hi, Grandpa! -Slowly.

Careful, Ernesto.

Hold his head. There you go.

-There you go. -Hi, Grandpa!

Hi, sweetie, I'm your grandpa!

Come. Come here.

Come here, you're part of the family.

Thank you so much for opening my eyes.

My son-in-law.

Wait, wait!

Let's give him some space.

I'm just going to ask him if he's already decided.

Did you feed him?

Yeah, he took it, but then he closed the door.

-He hasn't come back out? -No.

You think he's going to leave?

Let's give him some space.

So how about Bárbara and Leo? Throwing a divorce party.

Unbelievable, crazy fuckers.

Crazy, but they've got something not every couple has.

You know, I came here to be with you.

I thought it would be a good experience,

but, no, I fucked it up.

I disagree.

This experience pushed us to talk about things.

Yeah? Like what?

Having taken this time, we can try again.

What are you talking about?

-Getting pregnant? -Yes, getting pregnant.

Getting pregnant.

We put too much pressure on ourselves and it didn't happen,

but maybe if we enjoyed it...

Can we talk about it some other time?

What other time? It gets more complicated later on.

We haven't talked about it in a year, do we have to right fucking now?

Not right fucking now, but we need to make a decision.

The things you're doing in the VIP rooms,

it's fucking awesome!

I'm so glad you like them!

Wait till you see how they'll look for the party.

They'll be ready?

Of course they will!

And the cages?

I've got it all under control.

Gerónimo!

I decided to stay with you.

We've been talking.

It was supposed to be a surprise divorce present,

but nobody listens to me.

Come here! Come here and give me a hug!

Come here like the big family we are.

-You, too! -Bárbara, it's not a big deal.

-Come here. -It's not a big deal!

Oh, yeah.

Happy now? Yeah?

FOR RENT

It's a lot of responsibility.

Not just for the chef, but for the owner, too.

The place is amazing.

It's fucking great.

Just let Olivia add all her little touches.

And with your cooking,

once people taste your food, you'll see.

I appreciate that very much, but I have to think about it.

With all due respect, Marcelo... Thank you.

Come the fuck on!

You're a great chef. You could do so much here.

Don't just think about yourself, think of your grandson.

It sounds good. I'll think about it.

-Fuck yeah! -Wait! I haven't said yes.

I have to talk it over with someone.

FULFILL YOUR SEXUAL FANTASIES OR DIE TRYING

There's a party at Eden.

-And dinner with your parents? -We can cancel.

Okay, excellent.

-Where is it, Marcelo? -Right up here.

We have the divorce party. We have to get changed.

Voilà! Here's the spot.

-What? -Here is it.

What do you think?

It's a good location. You could make good money.

I don't care about that. What I want to know is,

what do you think about me staying here permanently?

I know you want to be in the baby's life,

and you've shown that, and I'm grateful for that,

-but this isn't necessary, really. -Valentín.

I want you to work here with me.

If I accept Samuel's proposition,

I want you to help me with the restaurant.

Are you crazy?

We all have to start somewhere,

and I'll take care of everything.

I'll teach you.

Just like they once taught me.

If you want,

then baby Gabriel, the most precious thing on the planet,

can carry on the tradition of his grandfather and his father.

I don't know anything about restaurants.

-Do you want to earn your own money? -I do.

I'm giving you a great opportunity.

Okay. I accept.

-Very good. -I can even wash dishes if you want.

No, it's not that bad.

Just like the day we met.

Hey, baby...

My friend is already wanting to come out and party too.

You haven't given me an answer.

Look, I think there's been a lot of changes in a short time.

We came here for a change of scenery, to talk about other things.

What do you want?

Do you want to have a family or your career?

I want both.

I don't have to give up either one.

Okay.

-Let's go. -Let's.

We'll be late, come on.

Put on these pants.

-I don't like them, Valentín! -Why not?

Look! They don't fit me.

I don't like this style!

-Calm down. -They look awful on me!

-You chose them. -Are you guys ready?

There's people everywhere. It's packed!

Calm down, Leo. Button your shirt.

My ring?

-My ring? -Leo! It's on your hand.

Easy.

Sorry, it's just that I'm more nervous than I was for my own wedding.

It's normal.

What?

Sir? We have a problem.

You don't say!

Good evening, Officer.

-You again! -No!

-Right back at you. -Are you the owner?

Yes, I'm the owner. What's the problem this time?

You're not allowed to block the sidewalk.

-What are we going to do? -Easy. Watch.

Good evening, everyone! Can you do me a favor?

Let's move the line inside here, please!

Come on in!

Aldo! Bring the rope over there! Everyone inside!

That's it! We'll be with you in a moment!

All set, Officer.

Now will you let me work in peace?

I guess so, but isn't that a lot of people?

Don't you need security inside?

In case anything happens.

Come in and check it out, I'll buy you a beer.

-Are you serious, dude? -Go ahead, Officer.

Okay, just because I like you.

Take care of it.

-Excuse me, please. -Excuse me.

The officer is here for an inspection.

Look, Officer, see?

Everything's fine here. Good, clean fun.

Glad to see you're wearing well-fitting pants now.

Yeah, you think so?

Lady friends, gentlemen friends, friends of all genders.

We're gathered here tonight to celebrate the holy divorce of this couple.

And now, the un-betrothed will exchange their vows.

Leo, after living with you

in monogamy and in polyamory,

in poverty and in riches,

sharing our wonderful children,

after so many years together,

I choose you, and I don't need any piece of paper to do so.

All I need in this life is our children,

your love, and Carmen's.

Bárbara,

you're the most extraordinary woman I know.

And you're the love of my life.

I know I haven't been the perfect husband.

But I'm the luckiest man because you're my woman,

because you choose to be my woman.

And I promise that I'll be the best ex-husband,

the best lover, the best friend,

and the best father to our children.

And so, together with Carmen and those who come along,

I'll keep living this life full of love

and pleasure, by your side.

I love you.

You can sign the papers.

I now pronounce you ex-husband and ex-wife.

Come, everyone!

Throw the rings!

One, two, three!

Bravo!

-Thank you. -Thanks.

Nice body.

-Whose? -The wine, my love.

Guys, I want to make a toast

to my dear friends, Leo and Bárbara.

You've built a love that few people get to have.

Truly. And I can attest to that.

So I wish this divorce to be the best thing for you two,

with all my heart.

-Cheers! -Thank you.

Cheers!

I love you guys.

-Cheers. -I congratulate you all.

-Beautiful words. -Thank you.

Did you share the news with Rubén?

What news?

About the restaurant.

Oh, yeah.

Marcelo, you've got some balls letting him into your kitchen.

-What? -He's the worst.

Wait a minute.

He'll be a great chef.

For the record.

-You're mean. I have a great palate. -What great palate?

Are you okay?

Yeah.

I'm going to the bathroom.

-How's it going? -Great. Good.

What's wrong?

Nothing. Weddings just make me emotional.

It's not a wedding. Please don't say that word.

It's nothing. Things have just been weird lately.

I'm sure it's our fault.

You've been spending so much time with us.

No, no, no. Just the opposite.

Being with you has done us a lot of good.

You know what?

We actually really needed this.

We needed to get out of our routine, do something different.

It's made us realize there are things we need to talk about

that we've been postponing for a long time.

I don't know.

I don't know. I'm more confused than before.

Are you getting a divorce?

No, no.

Look, it's best to talk things over,

have some great sex, and not worry too much.

-How? -Don't overthink it.

-Want another drink? -Please.

I'm Carlos.

Marcelo.

So why aren't you dancing?

Because nobody's caught my attention.

Hey, Olivia.

I'm sorry. Don't think I'm avoiding the subject.

Things have just been difficult.

Work, moving to another city,

but don't think I haven't thought about

what you told me, about becoming parents.

No, I'm sorry I put so much pressure on you.

-I don't know, I was in a hurry. -We are in a hurry.

-A little bit, no? -Well, yes.

We're going to have fun and we'll talk about it later.

Hey, I love you a lot.

And whatever happens, I'll always be here

because I love you.

-I love you too. -Let's go!

Guys! Girls! Pardon the interruption.

All right, as you all know, it's been a very difficult year

for me personally, lots of changes,

and the truth is, without the support of my friends,

and without their love, I couldn't have made it.

But above all,

I couldn't have made it without the unconditional support

of my partner and best friend, Rubén.

Rubén! Rubén!

And there's no better place

and no better moment than this, here with all of you,

to take this step.

Rubén,

will you marry me?

Yes! Yes!

I will. I really will.

I will, but not with these rings.

Here's to love!

Guys, you don't know how happy this makes me!

-I wish you the best, always. -Thank you so much.

And my grandson is so lucky to have two parents like you.

-Yes. -A great father and a great chef.

The best! The best chef!

I doubt very much that that place,

where Adam and Eve had fun until they were expelled,

could have been as exciting as this Eden.

I had never felt so excited, so alive,

until I found myself with this carefree and liberated community.

My life changed after finding this place.

It sounds super clichéd, but I don't have another way to describe it.

I know my life is going to be completely different after this.

But don't take my word for it.

Check it out, judge for yourself.

-Give me the address? -Sure.

It's at...

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