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[dance music playing]

[server] Im sorry, maam. You said green chile shrimp?

[V] Chicken. A green chile pupusa with chicken and a black coffee.

If theres nothing else, you can move on to the next window.

- What do you want? - Nothing.

- This shit make my stomach hurt. - You never got anything like that?

Did I ever get sued for two and a half million dollars?

What do I look like, Microsoft?

You really poked the bear.

I didnt do anything.

According to her, you did a lot.

"Befriended, enticed, seduced, cajoled, cheated."

Somebody went buck wild on Synonyms.com.

- [horn honks] - [driver] Come on. Move up!

What do you want me to do? Theres a line!

But I didnt break the law. Look, it says right there.

"Everything Mr. Sterling gave me is a gift."

How can she take back gifts? How is that even a legit lawsuit?

Here it goes:

shes saying he bought you shit with her money.

"Community property."

But some of this is income from my work at the Sterling Foundation.

V, you really think Rochelle wants to drive all the way downtown...

[distorted] ...and face you in front of a judge and everything?

She doesnt wanna acknowledge you exist.

You just gotta run up your little white flag...

[normal] ...and tell her youre sorry.

[honks]

[Deja] Its a red light.

- V, you just ran a red light! - I know how to drive.

I thought we were going to my house. Why are you driving west?

Are you insane?

- I just wanna talk to her. - No, no, no, no, no.

You said you wanted me to read a legal document,

not jump an elderly white lady.

Im not doing this, V. Take me home.

What is she gonna do when she sees us pull up at midnight,

put out tea and crumpets?

Shes gonna shoot our Black asses.

Im not Black.

Be whatever you wanna be in your mind, you look Black.

And even if they just arrest us, youre trying to adopt those boys, right?

You wanna explain a fresh arrest in family court?

Hazards. Hazards!

Listen. Unfortunately, it is a mans world.

God cursed Eve and all that.

But you can still make him do what you want.

You need to make him so afraid of losing you,

he will do anything to get her off your back.

He used to do that on his own.

You used to make him feel all Richard Gere.

Now you take the lifestyle for granted.

Look, you have been blessed with blue chip pussy. Use it.

Make him feel like a big man again.

Blow his fucking mind.

[vehicles passing]

[person speaks indistinctly]

[engine rumbles, passes]

[V] How do I look?

We need to get you that HD makeup that deflects light.

- [V scoffs] - V, dont go all Fast and Furious again.

Youre gonna give him an aneurysm with that ass.

Youre 31. Cream curdles.

Same as playing ball.

They give you 15 years to earn.

Then you gotta find your own revenue stream.

Lean In, like that bitch said.

I am.

Im lining myself up to run the Clippers organization.

[chuckling] Oh, yeah.

From sidepiece to C-suite, that classic American tale.

[laughs]

Dont take it personal.

They pay the Lakers Girls $85 a game.

Its just not a sector where women thrive.

[shop assistant] Hows everything fitting?

Fabulous. Thank you so much.

[Deja] Look, it wasnt easy for me either.

People think you make bank veejaying MTV Spring break.

Three summers in South Padre Island, and I didnt even keep the bikinis.

All I had was my name and a phone full of rich dick.

And eventually, those numbers stopped working.

But your name is your moneymaker.

People will buy your shit if you- What are you doing?

They wont miss em.

They cost a dollar to make, and they charge 200.

With that kind of margin, do you think this hurts them?

Do you think $2.5 million hurts Shelly Sterling?

Theres no such thing as stealing from a rigged game.

Shelly Sterling is the one who steals.

She rips off her tenants, and she barely pays taxes.

Anyway, Im paying for this.

[buzzer sounds]

Clippers curse.

- Whatd you say? - My dad says youre cursed.

Messed up the chance to draft Scottie Pippen,

Reggie Miller and Kobe Bryant.

Every time you did get a good player, they got hurt.

Danny Manning and Ron Harper blew their ACLs.

Marques Johnson broke his neck and never played again.

Team ruins every good player they get.

- Is that right? - Mm-hmm.

[game beeps]

Your face is cursed.

Come on, DJ.

Dont worry about that damn kid, man.

[buzzer sounds]

[Seth] Bleacher Report wants to profile DeAndre

on how he turned his free throw game around.

GQ wants something on JJs haircut.

They can do that without talking to the players.

No press till we get through playoffs.

[Donald] Maybe hes fast, even on his stumps.

Hello, Doc. Im talking about Oscar Pistorius.

He shot his girlfriend through a bathroom door.

[Doc] Listen, we have to keep it predictable.

These guys are freaks for routine.

CP has to do everything in threes or he gets very fucking nervous.

If JJ doesnt have a baked potato at exactly 4:30,

he cant even fucking walk straight.

Lets bring in meditation trainers like Oprah did with her company.

Create an impenetrable dome of mental stability.

[Donald] The gay kid from MSNBC.

He can deny it all he wants.

- Hes obviously Sinatras son. - [sauna guest sighs]

Google it. Google the eyes.

Did we get disconnected? Goddamn touch screens.

- Donald, Im here. - [Donald scoffs]

Youre a deep well, in your head a lot.

A lone hand like the Batman.

Im the opposite, very social.

Love to talk, to laugh, to touch.

You can think while this is going on?

Some might think we wouldnt get along.

[Seth] You were saying, Doc, about the, uh...

[clears throat] ..."dome of stability."

[Doc] Were not cramming for a math test, man.

Its the playoffs.

Our guys need to be human Xanax.

Even with three seconds on the game clock.

Even with 12 million people watching.

Even with the most prolific shit-talkers in the world

passionately devoted to making them trip on their dicks.

[Donald] ♪ America God shed His grace on thee ♪

- [humming] - How long does he usually go on?

- Like 20 minutes. - Thats what this country is about.

- Sometimes an hour. - [assistant] Sometimes all day.

I think of you as a kind of brother.

An Indiana guy with very long arms, half a freak.

[Doc] I dont know who youre talking about.

He can pick his toes without bending down.

Come on. You know who Im talking about.

Where is SportsCenter? I just saw him.

[Doc] Call Gary, Donald.

I dont wanna get into trades until were closer to-

My dermatologist says everybodys looking at this guy.

- Everybody. - [Doc] Can you turn it down?

Im going deaf on my end.

I got this peckerhead put new surround sound in. Now nothing works.

[Doc groans] Donald, just put your thoughts in an email. I gotta go.

Oh, Jesus. What happened to Joe Piscopo?

- [Brian] Comedian Joe Piscopo swaps. .. - He looks embalmed.

...with another known entertainer.

- Mr. Sterling. - Jesus Christ. Whats wrong with you?

Dont you see Im in the middle of something?

Hello? Doc?

Now look. You cut me off.

Youre not gonna understand because you dont do anything with your life,

but certain business relationships require a personal touch.

I needed to see you.

I tried ringing the doorbell, but you didnt answer.

Did you swallow your fucking key?

What are you doing?

Get up. Youre embarrassing yourself.

What is this?

Everything you bought me.

Im giving it back.

I didnt know it was community property.

I dont know what that means, "com- community property."

Youre not being clear.

Remember where we got these?

The Beverly Wilshire, the Pretty Woman hotel.

Remember at CUT, I didnt even know that when you order a steak,

- it doesnt come with a potato or anything? - V.

I was scared to use the hotel robe because I thought they might charge you.

And then you picked out these.

And you said they made my smile look so white.

The ones Id had in were yellow topaz from Claires Accessories.

I had nothing when I met you.

You saved my life.

A beautiful girl shouldnt worry about where the money comes from.

It makes me happy to give it to you.

Thats not what Mrs. Sterling thinks. She thinks Im a thief.

Why do you worry about what Shelly thinks?

- Shes suing me. - Shes not gonna go through with it.

Honey, come here. Come here.

Now, what are you scared of?

Hmm? Tell me.

Im scared shes going to take everything away.

How am I going to survive?

How am I going to live without you?

Shh. Shh, shh.

Im not going anywhere.

Ill talk to her.

Ill make it all go away.

[V] I love you.

[Shelly] Whats she doing here?

[Donald] I love you, beautiful.

Now go wait at the Chevron.

Shelly!

[water splashes]

[grunts]

What is this?

Are you nuts?

Sixty years.

I have worked so hard

to pretend we had a normal life for 60 years.

Stop and think what youre doing.

Why dont you take a pill?

These are cherished memories!

These are make-believe.

Two people playing house,

and meanwhile youre out flaunting your girls all over town.

So everybody knows how pathetic I am.

Nobody thinks that.

- Everybody loves you. - [groans]

- Everybody but you! - Ow!

I protect you.

I hide your mess.

And what do I get?

You bring it right back to my front door,

letting her come here in the middle of the night.

Why did you come here?

I wanted to see you.

- Liar. - Shes just a kid.

- Youre my girl. - Shes your girl.

You dont stroke my hair or pull me onto your lap.

You dont sleep in my bed.

Honey, youre jealous?

Everybody has always wanted a piece of you.

When I came to Roosevelt, it was "Donny, Donny, Donny.

Mr. Personality, captain of the gymnastics team."

And then I saw you in your white shorts on the parallel bars.

I was jealous of the idea of any other girl having you.

Shelly, such passion.

If I was smart, Id go out and get my own V.

But youre still that boy on the parallel bars to me.

I dont want anybody else.

Im your husband.

Im always going to be.

My little turtle shell.

["Always" playing on harp]

[Donald moans]

Yeah.

[music ends]

[store announcer] Cashier needed up front. Cashier needed up front.

[Doc] Elgin.

Hi, Doc.

How are you, sir?

You look...

Lets not get into saying things we dont mean.

No, you do.

I hear youve been able to do great things with the team.

Have you had a chance to watch us?

Not really.

Twenty-two years working for Donald ruined

that particular pastime for me a little bit.

How you doing with him?

You know the mood swings, boundary issues.

I mean, hes a piece of work, but Im managing.

Some things cant be managed.

Hey, why dont you, uh,

let me have you and Elaine down for one of the playoff games?

It would mean a lot to the guys.

Its good to see you, Doc.

Oh, hey, man.

- Hey, Doc. - [grunts]

I was expecting you to be this other guy.

I changed my whole schedule to avoid this dude.

He does this orgasmic breathing thing.

Oh, I know that guy.

- He never wipes down the elliptical. - Yeah.

- I miss my home in Boston. - Mmm.

I gotta have a ten-minute conversation just to get my car out of valet.

They wont let you self-park.

- Everybody wants a piece. - A big, friendly piece.

[sighs] But listen, you dont wanna stick around in this building.

You wanna get yourself a place up in the Bird Streets.

Keanus up there. DiCaprio.

The bachelors like it because its near the Chateau.

- Oh, well, Im- Im married. - Right.

Sure.

[whispers] Of course, I brought in a decorator to redo my condo.

She said shed never done such an extensive renovation

without the wife.

Wink, wink.

But youre together, right?

[normal] Oh, yeah. We together. We good. We good. We good.

Although I do have a habit of thinking that everything is great,

and then somebody taps me on the shoulder like this and says,

"Look over there.

- Youre totally fucked." - [chuckles]

Its a fine line between optimism and obliviousness.

Oh, yeah.

- I saw a great man today at the market. - Mmm.

Elgin Baylor, arguably one of the top ten players ever in the NBA,

and hes the first dude to ever really play above the rim.

And then he went to the Clippers front office for a long time.

Today, with a discount pork cutlet in his basket,

he looked like hed had a curse put on him.

Like something had killed the light in his eyes.

Maybe you heard the Clippers are cursed.

Now, I dont believe that kind of stuff,

but today I felt like Elgin was warning me that I had the curse on me too.

I just didnt know it yet.

When people tell you that youre cursed,

they just want you to fail.

Ask me, I think youre doing all right.

Thank you.

- Hey. Let me ask you something. - Hmm?

How you get the line on your beard so tight?

I microblade.

Oh.

So, "Why did Jess and Leslie invent Terabithia?"

Think of what was jacked up in their lives that made them want to escape

to a magical place.

[phone buzzes]

- [speaks Spanish] - Mm-mmm.

[line ringing]

Ten more minutes and then set the table, okay?

Okay.

- [automated voice] Youve reached... - [Donald] Donald Sterling.

[automated voice] Please record-

[pots clanking]

Nobody ever passed language arts dicking around on Snapchat.

[fans chanting] Lets go Clippers! Lets go! Come on!

- Lets go Clippers! Lets go! - [clapping]

- Lets go Clippers! Lets go! - Come on!

Lets go Clippers! Lets go!

- Lets go Clippers! Lets go! - [clapping]

Lets go, Clippers! Lets go!

[chattering]

Hi. There was a mix-up with my ticket.

I wonder, could you call up to Mr. Sterling, please?

[guard] Our orders already came from the Sterlings to limit VIP access tonight.

Its getting close to the playoffs.

You understand.

[fan shouting] Lob city!

[announcer] We wanna see you on the big screen,

so be up out of your seats, ready to cheer for your team!

And dont forget your bobblehead.

Pick up your bobblehead...

[chattering]

[hip-hop music playing]

- You want me to tell you your essence? - [footsteps approaching]

- Andy. - [Andy] Whoa!

You all right?

Hi.

Uh, yeah. Just, uh-

Just getting my steps in.

- Okay. - Yeah, okay.

[birds squawking]

[panting, mutters]

- [grunts] Mr. Sterling. - What are you doing here?

If- If I dont answer your calls, its because I dont wanna talk to you.

Yeah. I-I know. Thats why I came.

Yeah. Um-

So V sent a recording to the front office last night

of a, uh- a private conversation between the two of you.

Uh, it was unflattering.

Why? Whats on it?

Uh, maybe I can come up and play it for you.

Sure, Andy. Pull up a chair. Let me make you an iced tea.

Just tell me whats on the fucking tape.

Um. Its, uh-

Its a fight between you over Vs social media usage,

uh, her propensity for posting images of herself with, uh, African Americans.

What does it show, Andy?

Whats on the video?

[smacks lips] Actually, its an audiotape.

Well, then, actually who cares?

Only that, um-

Mr. Sterling, uh, the- the picture precipitating the fight

was of Magic Johnson.

So it might be of public interest,

and, uh, you make certain statements about African Americans.

Whats going on? V sent a tape?

[Donald] Its nothing, honey.

Andys giving himself palpitations over nothing.

- Can I hear it? - [Andy] Uh...

Jesus, you two schoolgirls wanna go in a corner and braid each others hair?

Its gossip. Waste of time.

So, uh, what do you want me to do with it?

Delete it, you deep thinker.

What about V? She mustve meant it as a threat.

Honey, we took her tickets. Shes sulking.

Shes not going to bite the hand that feeds her.

Andy, honey, you look like raw beef.

Come inside. Ill give you some sunscreen.

Are there recommended treatments for people who work on camera,

to perfect the skins texture?

[receptionist] A lot of our patients have seen improvement with laser therapy,

but theres no way to make scarring totally disappear.

I didnt say anything about scarring.

[sighs]

[receptionist] Im so sorry.

Dr. Behzadi is running just a bit behind schedule.

[sighs]

[Shelly] Sorry.

My lawyer referred me to

a Pierce ODonnell for counsel.

Is there an office back here?

[housekeeper] Nay, he lives in the pool house.

[Pierce] Oh. Oh, dear. Did we have an appointment?

[Shelly] Well, Im Shelly Sterling.

Damn it. Im sorry. Ive been missing calls.

[TV plays, indistinct]

Yeah.

Bert told me that this Stiviano woman has not responded to your suit.

- Do you know if shes retained counsel? - I dont know.

I only know she has recordings of my husband,

and Bert told me you are the finest legal mind in America, is what he said.

Mrs. Sterling, a few years ago,

I had a national practice, an A1 reputation.

Variety called me "the Billion-Dollar Litigator."

Please, have a seat.

And I even wrote a book.

It became a bestseller.

Here. Take one.

[clears throat] And then I donated a little more to a presidential candidate

than is strictly legal, and everything went to hell.

Multimillion dollars in legal fees,

a 60-day stay courtesy of the government at Lompoc.

And only by the grace of God did I have a friend

who was willing to let me live here.

And I think thats why Bert Fields has sent you to me.

Because you live in a pool house?

Because I know what its like to be humiliated

and dispossessed.

I wont let that happen to you.

[breathes deeply]

Dealing with V has taken over my life.

She is a bad, bad person.

I got ahold of an audio tape.

[stutters] I listened to it.

She made him say all kind of awful things.

Put the genie back in the bottle.

Thats what you and your husband are looking to do.

Yes.

But I dont want Donald involved.

[stutters] His judgment...

Murky, when it comes to women.

Murky. Precisely.

Well, its just you and me and the detritus of my former life.

Why dont we listen to the tape?

He wasnt himself.

[Donald] Why would you do that?

Are you stupid or something?

You wanna broadcast to the world that you walk around with a man like that?

[V] Honey, Im sorry.

Im sorry too.

I wish I could change the color of my skin.

No. Thats not the issue. The issue is we dont have to broadcast everything.

Im not broadcasting anything!

Then why are you taking pictures with minorities? Why?

Whats wrong with minorities? Whats wrong with Black people?

- [chair scrapes] - [V groans]

[footsteps departing]

You associate with Black people.

Im not you, and youre not me.

Youre supposed to be a delicate white or delicate Latina girl.

I am a mixed girl, and youre in love with me.

Im Black and Mexican whether you like it or not.

And you want me to have hate towards Black people.

I dont want you to have hate.

Thats what people- They turn things around.

I want you to love them privately.

You think Im a racist.

I dont think so.

I think you have an amazing heart, honey.

But the people around you have a poison mind.

Its the world.

The Blacks are just treated like dogs.

And is that right?

We dont evaluate whats right and wrong.

We live in a culture.

We have to live within that culture.

But shouldnt we take a stand for whats wrong

and be the change and the difference?

I dont wanna change.

If my girl cant do what I want, I dont want the girl.

Theres no need to get upset.

Dont come to my games.

Dont bring Black people, and dont come.

Do you know that you have a whole team of Black people that play for you?

Do I know? I support them.

I give them food and clothes and cars and houses.

Who gives it to them?

Does someone else give it to them?

Do I know that I have-

Who makes the game? Do I make the game? Or do they make the game?

Is there 30 owners who created the league?

Im not going to bring any Black people to the stadium.

Isnt it easy to say that?

Its easy for you to say that.

I would never ask anyone not to bring someone based on race.

Its like saying, "Lets just persecute and kill all the Jews."

Youre a mental case.

- The Holocaust? Were comparing to- - Racism, discrimination.

Theres no racism here.

If you dont want to walk

into a basketball game with a certain person,

is that racism?

[person] And then what did you do?

Im sorry.

[V] I said I was sorry.

- I deleted the picture. - Im sorry too, okay?

- [V] Then I gave him a kiss. - We good?

[person] Were you surprised he reacted this way?

No.

Did you maybe want him to react this way?

I wanted to make him jealous.

He was taking me for granted.

We were supposed to go look at this piece of property,

a duplex I wanted to buy

to help get these kids Im adopting into a better situation.

Well, anyway, thats not even the worst tape.

I have videos, pictures.

I had to keep an archive because Donald always goes back on his promises.

Are you suggesting blackmail?

I dont want to do anything illegal.

I just want them to drop the lawsuit.

That ship has sailed.

Now that you have sent that tape to Mr. Andy Roeser,

we are undoubtedly in a hostile situation.

But... [sighs] ...I dont think Mrs. Sterlings lawsuit has merit.

The cars, the house- these are gifts.

Mrs. Sterling may not like that her husband gave you gifts,

but if I were to give to Meals on Wheels,

and my wife hates Meals on Wheels and is made jealous by Meals on Wheels,

what can she do?

She can be angry with me, but can she sue Meals on Wheels? No.

Then we need to keep raising the stakes until they back off.

Look, these kind of people,

they just want to show in public who has the power.

But what happens behind the curtain, that is negotiable.

We need to show them that I have the power.

I dont think that is the best approach.

But will you be my lawyer no matter what?

[sighs]

You are very Hollywood.

Thank you.

["Work it" playing]

[Ralph Lawler] Welcome to Game One of the 2014...

- Thank you. - ...NBA Western Conference playoffs.

Now, the starting lineup for your Los Angeles Clippers.

[fans cheering]

At 64 tall, number four, JJ Redick.

[fans cheering]

At 67, number 22, Matt Barnes.

And at 611, from Texas A&M, DeAndre Jordan.

- [fan] Lets go, Jordan! - Yeah!

[speaks indistinctly]

♪ Your girl acting stank Then call me over ♪

♪ Not on the bed Lay me on your sofa ♪

- [buzzer sounds] - [music ends]

- Yo! - Watch your man!

- [fan 2] Lets go, Chris. - [fan 3] Lets go!

[fan 4] Go, Chris!

[Doc] Shake and drive!

There we go! Oh!

- [Big Baby] Breathe! - [Alvin] Get back! Get back! Get back!

[coach] Yes, sir! [shouts]

I hurt your feelings?

- [stammers] I hurt your feelings? - Come on.

You a pussy. Thats what you do.

How the fuck do you see the basket with those tiny eyes?

Shut the hell up, man.

Come on!

[coach] Make that, son! Yeah, son. Yeah, son.

[Clipper 1] Breathe!

- Come on! - [whistle blows]

Time out! Lets go!

Its 48 minutes like any other game, okay? Slow it down.

[buzzer sounds]

- Im telling you, man. - Damn, she fine.

Yeah, I see it right there. Shit!

Phones! Phones!

[chuckles]

What happens when you miss one minute on the Internet?

Scrimmage. Lets go, now. Lets go! [claps]

- [Ty] Set it up! Set it up! - [Alvin] Lets go, boys.

- Right there, right there, right there! - Hey!

- Watch the block. - Lets go, boy.

Proving Sterling right, DJ. Shouldve traded your ass last summer.

- Damn, Doc. Mm-hmm. - Damn, Coach.

- Check the ball up, yo. - What?

You need Blake to teach you how to inbound the fucking ball?

Lets go!

[Chris] Come on, DJ. Come on.

[JJ] Come on, fella. There you go.

- Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball. - Stay focused.

- Pass that back, Matt. - Lets go.

- Damn, you that lazy in bed, Matt? - Hop out.

No wonder your wife is leaving you.

- Doc. - [player whistles]

[Jamal] Ay, he do this with the Celtics?

Hell no. You dont need a coach to be a sadist when you got Kevin Garnett.

Oh! You miss KG, Big Baby?

Thats good,

cause when he found out you were coming out here,

he asked me when I was finally gonna send your ass to Jenny Craig.

- Oh, shit. He calling you out, man. - [Doc] What?

You wondering why youre not a champion like your friend LeBron?

[Jamal] Damn.

Maybe it has something to do with your thin fucking skin. Lets go.

- [Chris] Lets go. - [Blake] By yourself. By yourself!

Oh, left. My bad, JJ.

- There you go! - There you go, man.

At least my wife still loves me.

Oh, shit.

[laughs]

[imitates JJs laugh]

You like when Black guys joke, JJ?

You like our game?

If you gonna get more than that little forearm tattoo,

you gonna have to say the N-word.

You from Tennessee, aint you? I know you thought it.

And if you thought it, then basically you said it.

- Yo, right. - Yeah!

N-N-N-N-Never.

- [cheering] - Yes, sir.

- I got it, I got it, I got it. - You gotta pass now.

[fans cheering]

Go! Let it go! Yeah! Yeah!

[Ralph Lawler speaks indistinctly]

The Clippers wore out the Warriors tonight.

The teams are tied up, 1 to 1.

Well see each other in Oakland for game three.

[reporter] Bad boy Kanye West is back in the hot seat,

arrested for sparring with a paparazzo outside LAX.

[doorbell rings]

- Snail jizz on your face? - Its an illuminating mask.

You dont call before you come over?

Im not calling your stupid ass.

And you shouldnt call anybody either. Your phone may be bugged.

A lawyer came to my house.

Squinty sea captain-looking guy, Mr. ODonnell, asking about you.

How did he get your address?

Im saying! Theyre into your records.

He was asking all kinds of questions about your past.

- What did you tell him? - I didnt say shit.

I am not involved.

But you need to be aware that Mr. ODonnell knows a lot about you.

Does he know Im adopting Daniel and David?

I dont know.

Why wouldnt he?

I mean, what happened?

You had your outfit. I gave you my pep talk.

Didnt you go see Mr. Sterling?

Didnt you tug his chain till he rolled over like a good boy?

He doesnt...

We dont do that.

Dont do what?

We dont have sex.

What the fuck do you do, then?

Its not- [stammers]

Its a friendship.

"A friendship."

[sighs]

Shit.

Then you are truly fucked.

[Doc] You know, we win when we execute our plan and

and right now my job as coach is just to make sure-

[scoffs] Shut up, Doc.

Yeah, Id like a black forest ham on ciabatta,

but do you have something a little bolder than the Emmental cheese?

- What happened? - Yeah, no.

Yeah, Ill call back. Thank you.

- Come in, come in. - I dont want to come into your room.

I want to know what happened. TMZ has the tape.

- What? - TMZ. They called me for comment.

The paparazzi scum, TMZ.

Were you in jail a thousand years?

- I know who TMZ is, but I did not give them the tape. - I know you didnt.

But why wouldnt V at least give us a chance to buy it?

All right. Were gonna have to put a PR team together

and develop a media strategy.

Im not letting this thing blow up in public. Are you crazy?

No, no. We need to find out how much its gonna cost to stop TMZ running the tape.

Shelly, money is not gonna solve this thing.

V didnt negotiate with you because what she wants is attention.

That is exactly the same thing that TMZ wants.

Media strategy, huh? What are you after?

- Your picture in Variety again? - Oh, come on.

I have never done an interview in my life, and Im not about to start now.

And take your bestseller back.

- 600 pages? - Shelly.

How much is there to say about Art Buchwald?

Hey, Doc. Doc, one second.

Um... [clears throat]

...I got a call from TMZ.

They are about to publish a private tape of Donald.

- They wanna give us a chance to comment. - What kind of private tape?

I dont know, a tape of him and V.

Theyre gonna put that on the Internet?

Wide world of kink online. You know, th-th-theres a market for everything.

Celebrity porn is huge,

even if the celebrity is not aesthetically-

Look, theres always gonna be a tabloid story.

- I dont have time. - You literally dont have time.

Right. This is an Andy thing.

Okay, I will make sure that Andy is on it.

Its just- Were getting a copy if you wanna see it.

- No. Right. - I have to to prepare for PR purposes.

Just get that image out of my head, okay?

[smacks lips, vocalizing]

♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo baby pop Yeah you, come here Give me a kiss ♪

♪ Better make it fast Or else Im gonna get pissed ♪

[reporter] The whitest here. All the way.

That should get that image right out of your head.

[Seth] ♪ Push it real good ♪

- So you know... - [Seth] Have a good trip.

...TMZ is about to put out a tape

of our idiot owner and his girlfriend.

[all groaning, chattering]

- Not gonna be a big deal. - Like a mixtape?

- Well never speak of it again. - [player] Girl from Oklahoma?

- [Doc] Hows your shoulder? - It works.

They numbed me up.

Might try some new shit for the inflammation.

They do these therapies now with frog poison.

No frogs until we win a championship, okay?

No, you just keep it conventional.

If it hurts tonight, I wanna know about it.

Man, Doc, its the playoffs. Nothing hurts.

- Bet that. - God!

- Im just kidding. Its the other shoulder. - [chuckles]

Okay, slick.

[fans cheering]

Play your game! Play your game!

Work! Work! Work!

- Watch out. - [JJ] I got him.

- [buzzer sounds] - [whistle blows]

Not today!

The refs aint gonna save your ass today.

[Ralph Lawler] Bingo! Your LA Clippers snatch

a 2 to 1 lead over the Warriors.

Winning ugly is beautiful.

[Donald] Doc!

How about that?

Tell your coach, next time, dont make it so close.

After I give him a big kiss, I will.

Wheres the valet ticket?

- You took it from the guy. - I took it and gave it to you.

Well, I dont have it. Why would I have-

What is your hurry? Dont you wanna go to the locker room?

Donald, we have to talk about whats happening.

Why cant you be happy?

Look where we are.

Youre worried about a big nothing.

[assistant 2] Mr. Sterling, you need your car?

Yes.

♪ Shabooya Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪

- ♪ My name is CP ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ Im going vegan ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ But first Im eating... ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ ...the Warriors season Roll call ♪ - ♪ Roll call ♪

♪ Shabooya Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪

- ♪ My name DeAndre ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪

- ♪ Oaklands in trouble ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ Cause I just scored... ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ ...a double double Roll call ♪ - ♪ Roll call ♪

♪ Shabooya Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪

- ♪ My name is JJ ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ I pulled the trigger ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ But what I wont do... ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ ...is say my... ♪

[all screaming, laughing]

♪ Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪

♪ My name is Doc ♪

- Hey! - [all laughing]

All right, guys. Listen.

I love the intensity you showed tonight.

Everybodys always saying that Oaklands the grittier team.

Were all Hollywood and flash.

You showed this town tonight.

You have the grit.

This is the stuff that championships are built on.

Aw, thanks, Dad.

♪ My name is Doc ♪

[all] Oh!

♪ My game is pure ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ You got the curse? ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I got the cure ♪

[all exclaiming]

♪ Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪

[grunts] Im sorry, Shelly.

[exhales sharply]

Chris, are you gonna put a ring on this finger?

- You know it. - Well, why dont you guys go out?

Enjoy the city.

He needs his beauty sleep.

You want an Ambien, honey?

Oh, no. No. Thats where I end up with that eternal sleep.

Ambiens not bad for you. I take it.

And look at me. A spry 70-something.

Youre milking it. He turns 80 tomorrow.

- Happy birthday, Mr. Sterling. - Oh, tight. Happy birthday.

You wanna sing for me?

Nah, Im good.

♪ Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to me ♪

♪ Happy birthday Dear Donald ♪

Youve had "tee" many "martoonies."

Good night, Mr. and Mrs. Sterling.

- Go easy on the sleep aids. - [Donald] Good night.

[Doc] Yawnings contagious. You wanna yawn, do it on the inside.

[clears throat]

[Seth] I have to interrupt, Doc.

Its the tape.

Its out.

The sex tape?

Its not a sex tape.

I don't know if you saw

about the tape.

Things are teetering on

the verge of catastrophe.

They tricked me

in saying terrible things.

It's my world!

You really need

to put out a statement.

I have a media strategy.

You leave a mess everywhere.

People act like it's

wrong to want fame.

I want the heat off the place.

You can't be out here

making this man money.

What's your relationship

with Donald?

I'm his silly rabbit.

He's what?

What the hell?

Sports, racism, money.

There's something

in it for everyone.

I have hundreds of tapes.

I am banning

Mr. Sterling for life.

If you come here, I

will physically fight you.

Well, that's a little extreme.

You have to bargain with the

devil if you want to get ahead.

Mr. Sterling!

I'm the Lord Almighty as

far as you're concerned.

♪

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