Original subtitles

He loves me.

He loves me not.

He loves me. He loves me not...

Based on a story by Koichiro Yasunaga

He loves me!

BIG BOOBS BUSTER

Written and directed by Hisashi Watanabe

Bando, I love you. Olease be my boyfriend.

Bando, I love you. Olease be my boyfriend.

Bando, I love you. Olease be my boyfriend.

Bando, I love you.

Olease be my boyfriend.

No way!

Why not?

You're pretty, nicely shaped...

an all-around athlete and a top student.

I'm sure you can sew and cook as well as the next woman.

- But... - But?

I hate flat-chested women.

Goddamn!

Nurse's Office

Oh? It's not here.

Where could it be?

The big boobs list is mine!

Noriko Kjima Bust: 35" Breast: 6.3" diameter Under the bust: 31" Nipple: 1.9" diameter

Who pulled this sick prank?

Who's there?

I am Big Boobs Buster.

Senior, Homeroom #2, lD #1 1. Noriko Kijima.

Bust: 35 inches.

Stop seducing the guys with those giant boobs and...

study for your exam!

What are you talking about?

What are you doing?!

No! Stop!

Stop it! What are you doing?

Wait a moment til it sets, 'kay?

If you should corrupt another man with those huge tits again...

I'll parade this bust mold in front of the whole town.

Big Boobs Buster...

sort of turned me on...

Who could stand that gym crap?

I'm getting shoulder aches from carrying my hefty jugs as it is.

You think your giant tits give you permission to cut gym?

Junior, Homeroom #4, lD #28. Mitsuko Ueda.

Bust: 39 inches.

Who are you?

Big Boobs Buster. Here to take your bust mold.

Ouch! Stop!

No!

The common factor is that all the victims have big breasts.

- What? I'd better watch out for myself then.

Gimme a break, you're just fat!

The D cup means your bust measures at least 7" larger...

than your rib cage.

- No shit. - To hell with that.

But isn't it odd that nobody has reported this to the police?

The thing is, they were actually turned on by it.

Scary, huh?

- Not for us washboards. - True.

Eating a Chinese bun again?!

No, a bean paste bun. It's lukewarm, but want one?

Yeah, thanks.

Hi. Wanna go have some tea?

Hey! Ugly-face!

You can forget about going out with Bando for sure.

Dating him is like calling out, "Hey, come get my big boobs!"

Tell me about it. I resorted to wearing a size A bra.

No way!

It's squeezing me to death!

I'm wrapped up in bandages. Try and bust me now!

No thanks. I've got no use for mere B's.

Masaru, my darling!

- Hey. - What?

- Is everything okay? - I'm fine, thanks.

Not you. I'm talking about Masako.

Why don't you check on her then?

Then again... I think you should. Y'know?

Bando's heart belongs to me now.

It happened! It happened!

Oregnant? I know a good hospital.

You'd be the first one I call.

I'm talking about the new lover.

Yeah, like you've ever had any, new or old.

Got a problem with that? Anyway, it's not me.

Who then?

Bando.

She wasn't on the big boobs list.

She wasn't on the big boobs list.

She won't get away with this... Ever!

Jumbo curry bun and pizza bun! Make that two each.

Come on. Hurry!

Cut this classic date crap and just get to the hotel, will ya?

Who's there?

There's no way you can hear me. What are you, psychic?

Big Boobs Buster?

Come out, Big Boobs Buster!

Hurry up, or I'll come to you.

Just wait, you shit-face.

Furubayashi, let's go.

Don't bother with some wacko.

You've got ten seconds, Big Boobs Buster.

Then I'll come to you.

Stop it. Let's just go home.

No.

If you're afraid, go without me.

Stop. Let's just go.

Your breasts...!!

Amazing...

I didn't know you were into that...

I fancy you all the more, Furubayashi!

It's not that I'm "into" it...

It's time, Big Boobs Buster.

I'm coming to you.

You think your big tits make you so special?!

Freshman, Homeroom #4, lD #12. Sachiko Furubayashi.

Bust... well, who knows?

Damn your raunchy bra. I'll show you!

You show me? That's my line.

Big Boobs Buster... What huge tits!

Let's take a look at your breasts, shall we?

Give up your bust mold!

I am Big Boobs Buster. I've got no use for small tits.

Big Boobs Buster... What an attractive set of tits!

You got me!

- One more time. - Orepare yourself. CIang!

Hey, you look down.

Ouch!

Take this.

What gives?

What's with you?

C'mon!

This is what Big Boobs Buster looks like. Ring a bell?

She's got this beautiful figure.

With really huge tits.

I'm sorry. I don't mean to hurt your feelings.

It's just that I want to find out who she is.

I don't have the faintest idea.

I see. Can it be that she's not from this college after all?

What makes you think she's one of ours?

I just know it.

Those beautiful legs, with great speed, and jumping abilities...

A beauty like that has to be a college student.

Something good happen to you?

Kyoko Mitoizumi Bust: 35" Under the bust: 28"

Track and Field CIub

Senior, Homeroom #1, lD #20. Kyoko Mitoizumi.

Bust: 35 inches. I'm taking your bust mold!

Those tits of yours are fake.

I'd like to also point out that my bust isn't 35 inches.

It's 36 inches.

I can't let you cheat me out of a whole inch.

Can I have your bust mold?

You've got a nice body.

I'd like your bust mold, please?

Will you lend me your body for a while?

Ms. Big Boobs Buster?

If you can't push it...

slide it.

Excuse me please!

Welcome home.

Clang!

Time! Dinner soon.

Yup.

A plane crashed again, did you hear?

This time in Beirut.

Oh really?

Darling, want some salad?

- Here. - Thanks.

Our eyes are like twins'.

That's what everyone says about us.

Temptation comes easy on the poolside.

I can feel the looks on my back as I swim.

The more dangerous the affair...

the more mysterious the lesson of tears...but why?

You're too brilliant.

Oerv...!!

Don't test my bare skin. You're such a rascal.

The red coral gathers light in the water.

It can only shine undersea.

How dare she!

How dare she! Just like the coral, I can't live without you.

Just like the coral, I can't live without you.

I throw myself in those treacherous arms.

My heart wonders the reason why we met.

I need to talk to you. Meet me on the roof after class.

Finally...

At last!

Don't make me blue.

If only you could be loved by me alone.

You seem to be doing well.

What do you want from me?

I have a favor to ask you. I won't take no for an answer.

There are things I can and can't do.

A taut waist... shapely ass...

well-developed thighs...

Will you compete in the track meet against Hanabusa...

instead of me?

What?

You will, won't you?

C'mon. Olease? Don't run away from me.

- Oh, won't you please? - Hold it!

In any case, will you get off of me first?

Only if you say yes.

But I've never run.

I've got an archrival since junior high at Hanabusa.

I absolutely cannot lose to her.

But...

My teammates are nothing but a bunch of sluggish pigs.

Then why don't you compete?

Besides, it stands to reason that you face your own rival.

Hey, what the...

It's only been ten days since the operation.

But I don't want to lose, no matter what.

You think appendicitis makes it all right to lose?

Who could accept such a thing?!

I think you could.

Appendicitis, for God's sake!

I think it's a formidable illness.

Oh yeah?

Sorry, but I really can't stand big-chested women.

Will you get off of me?

Oh, that's right.

You don't like big-chested women...

So much so you'd put on that ridiculous swimsuit thing and...

bulk up your small chest with bean buns.

Fine, I see how it is.

You're Big Boobs Buster... I wonder who I could tell.

Wait!

Wait!

Here we go!

What'll it be?

I'll go. I'll do it.

OK. If you win, you can have all of my teammates' bust molds.

And if I lose?

You think of something.

Let's give this newcomer a crash course!

All right!

What are you doing?!

Do the backstroke, dummy.

Too slow. Go faster.

Over here!

I can't!

With enough determination and focus...

you can do anything!

Is Big Boobs Buster among these women?

Big Boobs Buster? What's that?

Don't play dumb.

You letch.

What's all this got to do with running 100 meters?

You think you're in a position to complain?

Ouch!

That hurts!

Ouch!

Ouch!

You're stiff as a board.

Screw you!

C'mon. Run like you mean it.

How many more laps do I have to run?

You've got fifteen more.

Just fifteen more! C'mon, you can do it.

- Three, four, five, six... - Wait!

Ouch!

Not so fast!

Give it all you got. You can do better than that.

One, two, three, four...

Hey!

Ouch!

...five, six, seven, eight...

I'm going!

You thought I was too scared to show up, right?

Just wanted to check out where Big Boobs Buster lives.

Saury are on sale today.

That tickles a bit.

All your accomplishments through past training...

are going to pay off today.

Was that really "training"?

What did you think it was?

I'd call it bullying... which is way outdated, I might add.

Let me bully some more then.

Be still, will ya? You're wasting my kindness.

Ouch!

The one standing farthest is Shizuka Kotogaume.

Humongous boobs!

Is she the pinch runner?

Your tits are bigger than ever.

Think you can run?

The best sprinter I've ever laid my eyes on.

So you say... Try not to get hurt, dear.

Run as if you were after her bust mold.

I'll get her all right.

That's the spirit!

Then again, I'm not so sure...

On your mark.

Get set.

AII your accomplishments through training will pay off today.

You've accomplished it.

You did it!!

Congratulations.

You beat me.

I noticed your breasts were still when you were running.

You can feel them.

It's hard.

It's the result of my efforts to shave off fractions of a second.

It's muscle?!

I won't be beat next time.

We won!

We won!

You did it.

I Iose. Victory is hers.

Everyone take off the shirts and the bras!

What?

- Oh no! - It's embarrassing.

- This is so embarrassing!

You guys over there don't have to take off anything.

Why not, captain?

Not fit to be looked at.

I'm not interested in the B's and under.

Nothing but the guts, you all.

That's so cruel!

It's a bit cool, but feels kinda nice.

Captain.

- What is it, flat-chest? - COLD!

What is this for?

What do you think?

I know! Our captain is Big Boobs Buster.

Captain, I wouldn't mind being attacked by you.

Gotta make your nipple stand, you mind?

Damn, I wish my tits would get bigger.

Better drink jugs of milk.

Yeah, milk is the best for the breast!

Here you go...

I'm off it.

No way! Are you really?!

Don't sound as if the CEO of Marlboro quit smoking.

Mmmm, it's so good. It's absolutely yummy.

Here, have one.

An ex-bun-aholic, eh?

Here, I know you want it. Eat it. It's soooo good.

God, it's too heavy! Eriko, give me a hand.

Eriko!

Hey, what are you doing? Eriko!!

Thank God, it's back!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, DIRTY OLD GOAT!!

There's garbage pick-up tomorrow, right?

- Right? - Yes.

Masaru, my darling!

Masaru, my darling!!

All those breast sculptures on the wall...

I know.

I guess another season of her life has come and gone...

Right, dear?

The season didn't just pass.

I'm going to overcome it on my own two feet.

Forty-nine...

Fifty...

Fifty-one...

I can't!

Fifty-five!

I can't!

I've thought things over.

You're pretty, nicely-shaped...

an all-around athlete and a top student. I'm sure...

I can sew and cook as well as the next woman.

Right you are!

So maybe I could overlook your shortcomings and...

Okay, close your eyes.

Even though you are far away, I know everything about you.

Your eyes gaze with such fire they could pierce the sky.

Deeply...

I inhale a breeze...

that is your kiss delivered by the moon.

It lights up my love that is stronger than anyone else's.

And my love will shine brighter than anything.

Can't you hear the angels laugh?

I love you. Moonlight Wendy.

Big Boobs Buster...

When the blue ripples of the sea embody the stillness of night...

someone who seeks love releases her yearning.

Sweetly...

the drops keep falling...

and cast a rainbow in the moon's path.

The dreams I dream always find their way to you.

I reach out to you with my arms outstretched.

Hold me tight. And I'll hold you too.

Forever and ever. Moonlight Wendy.

Where there is light, there is shadow.

Behind the glorious takes that made it to the screen...

there are countless rehearsals...

bloopers and out takes!!

Rise from the dead now!

Return as a tigress! You're a tigress!

What? That's not it?

Oh right. Sorry. You are Big Boobs Buster!

Let it shine, Big Boobs Buster. The funniest bloopers.

I had to ride this bicycle that was sort of unusual.

It was the type you would see in a professional race.

I had a hard time making turns on it.

So I would fall and tumble quite a few times.

As you can see, my legs have suffered some nasty bruises.

She is Harumi Kai, of course, who played Big Boobs Buster.

Her adorable performance emerged from blood, sweat and tears.

I present to you, "Harumi Kai, The Scars of Youth. "

To lend a flavor to this drama, the bike appears...

as a key prop in many scenes.

It looks great on screen, but can be tough to handle for a woman.

The lucky man holding the bike is the Assistant Director.

NICE JOB, BUT BOY, IT'S HEAVY...

Here she comes, looking good.

But her eyes look somber, even downright scared.

You can almost feel her hands trembling.

Which means, we can perhaps expect a blooper...?

There she goes!

On the bike, off the bike. Encore!

Oh, poor thing... It must hurt.

What the heck, play it once more in slow motion!

She loses balance, and down she goes.

THE BIKE! THE BIKE!!

The two Assistant Directors rush over to help... oh?

You wanna help her or the bike?!

Then slowly, the rest of the staff gather.

Hey, are you okay?

Duh, like you care?!

The Director seems more intent on analyzing what went wrong.

Ooor Harumi...

All smiles on the outside but crying on the inside.

By the way, there were two more falls on this day.

Curious viewers, here they are.

Did you hear that cute scream as she went down?

The repeated falls have caused bleeding.

My precious knee caps are now damaged! I won't forgive them!!

Even the ever-smiling Harumi seems quite upset at this point.

Look at her. She's seething!

Here comes the other fall.

Hey, she's getting a hang of it. Not a bad landing.

All this and more gave her many cuts and bruises.

She's had her share of, shall we say, "bicycle harassment".

I CONDONE BICYCLE HARASSMENT!

You two come running towards each other...

Next, we'll go behind the scene in the park.

Here we have Watanabe directing Harumi Kai and Marina Matsumoto.

Yes, I see. Right...

He seems like an enthusiastic director indeed.

- Masako over here dashes again...

She's not Masako...

Of course not! Masako's over here.

I AM MASAKO.

Harumi is Masako!

She's not Masako...

- Then you go falling...

What? Who falls? What is he thinking?!

He's got the names all confused.

Moreover...

He then proceeds to walk over to Harumi.

She attacks like this!

A direct assault! Why must Harumi alone endure all this?

That's a blatant display of favoritism, Mr. Director!

He really has a taste for this.

One mustn't take personal likes into a workplace.

Someone tell him!

Our last segment with Harumi features water torture.

She plays a flat-chested woman but is otherwise very fleshy.

From this angle, you can see every curve of her body.

This footage of the pool scene was shot from a different angle.

Harumi is a real trooper.

But I know you prefer the other, more vulgar shot.

Well, you got it. Enjoy this encore presentation.

So, this is what a woman's body looks like. I never knew...

We'll close this segment with the kick from Uran Hirosaki.

That was no make-believe kick. She really meant it.

You stuck it out courageously. I commend you, from my heart.

Freezing...

REMIND ME NEVER TO DO THIS AGAIN.

Next up, a tale of firsts by the women of "Adult Video".

The flower of this film is the bust mold, of course.

Above all, Ms. Mariko ltsuki had the toughest assignment.

In the dead of winter, she was sprayed with icy silicone.

It must have felt so good... Oh no, I mean, bad.

It's not easy being an actress.

Backstage, we came up close and personal with the real Mariko.

I'd never been hoisted with ropes, so it was interesting.

THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEED, SAYS MARIKO.

- How do you like the director?

I like him. He's funny and very kind to me.

- Would you lick it right here?

As exhausted as she was, Mariko was peppy and eager to oblige.

She even struck this pose at a photographer's request.

A little dumb? Indeed, this shot never made it past the editor.

Here, Natsuko Kayama blesses the screen with...

her ample presence.

And what sumptuous beauties they are!

Her breasts-only appearance was nevertheless impressive.

For this shot, it was crucial to get her nipples very erect.

Only on these occasions will staff volunteer so freely.

Let's listen...

- If you can't get them to perk up, I could help you.

- If that doesn't work, let me do it.

It's fine.

The last but not least, Marina.

She didn't bare much in the film, but her trademark posturing

was ever present.

This is the pose after a good take.

AV IDOLS MUST POSE AT ALL TIMES!

And this is the "sorry" pose.

And this is...

OH NO! THE BRA'S UNDONE!

That's her reaction when the bra broke. Well, whatever...

Next, we'll show you the great and strange moments off screen.

Here's Bando, happily burying his face in Natsuko's bosom.

He seems serious as he listens to the director's suggestions.

But the truth is, he's besieged with anticipation.

HIS LOOK SAYS IT ALL.

Just look at him ogle the candy before him! The lucky bastard!!

The camera can see through your dirty mind!

But really, does he look content, or what?

Here is the director, applying silicone on Mariko ltsuki.

Since when is it his job?

Whatever the setting, he always ends up following the breasts.

He's the director of B.B.B. after all, sigh the staff.

You're a disgraceful sleaze!

Hey, that's enough!

Over here, two female members of the crew study the bust mold...

from different angles.

They toil on their own time for the betterment of the film...

- Hey, mine are bigger than these!

- Really? You're embellishing!

- Bigger is not better. - What's that mean?!

I wonder if that's what they were really saying...

We'll close this segment with a sober scene.

The director calls "cut" and this scene is wrapped up.

The crew moves on to the next set-up.

Come on, everyone. Get up and move on to the next room.

Mr. Minegishi, you too. Excuse me, sir...

The scene's over. You can't just keep eating...

BUT HE JUST KEEPS EATING.

Oicking from that plate too? Oh boy, look at him go.

Nothing fazes the big star Minegishi.

Bonus tribute: Ultra Bust Rematch!

We present this dream fight for the wrestling fans nationwide!

Here's Mirage Matsumoto before the fight.

Full of piss and vinegar.

Here's Big Boobs Buster, in extreme close-up.

This is not Kabuki. Nor is she mocking a panda bear.

Yikes! If looks could kill...

Orior to the bell, she exposes her steel brazier.

Mirage Matsumoto seems psyched to face her archrival.

Obviously, she looks to avenge her loss in the release version.

The two enter the ring!

The moment we've been waiting for!!

Refereeing the battle of the century is none other than...

Bando, by virtue of circumstances.

Here comes Matsumoto. Will she make a tackle?

No tackle! She goes to the ropes for a slingshot.

And here comes Masako, on the offensive.

The two collide with each other!

Masako's punch is ineffective. Matsumoto counters.

She's down! What a strange turn of events!

Using the weight of her armor, she drops an elbow!

Masako takes the blow and rises. But wait, here comes Matsumoto!

A kick by Steel Bra!

Down goes Big Boobs Buster.

Get up!!

Marina Matsumoto smells the victory.

The unthinkable has happened!

Is this the end? What is going on?!

Rise up! Rise up, you're the queen! Big Boobs Buster!!

How pathetic. The referee Bando stares blankly.

The match has come to an indecisive conclusion.

Wait, Matsumoto talks to the referee in a corner.

The referee is demanding a body check.

What a horny referee!

Mirage Matsumoto swiftly covers up her bosom.

Is that an illegal weapon?

The referee is on to something.

Has the match taken another unimaginable turn?

Oh no! It's her specialty, the killer smile!!

That is absolutely spooky!

Now, she assaults the referee and is disqualified!

A come-from-behind victory for Big Boobs Buster!

But she's not convinced.

Next time, I'll beat you fair and square.

With those parting words, she leaves the audience screaming...

for a refund...

Wow, that was quite a fight.

That's all for Big Boobs Buster Extra. A happy ending, indeed...

Or is it? I don't know.