Original subtitles

(Cat) - Tonight...

On "Acapulco H.E.A.T."

(tires screeching)

(tires screeching)

(tires screeching)

- ♪ Oh can you feel it? ♪

♪ Burn inside ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪

♪ Sweat ♪

♪ Dripping down my spine ♪

♪ Making it hazy ♪

♪ Wet ♪

♪ Fingers touching mine ♪

♪ Making me crazy ♪

♪ I'm on the street ♪

♪ I feel the heat ♪

♪ I feel, I feel ♪

♪ I feel the heat ♪

♪ I feel, I feel ♪

♪ I feel the heat ♪

♪ I feel, I feel ♪

♪ I feel the heat ♪

♪ I feel, I feel ♪

♪ I feel the heat ♪

♪

♪ Deep ♪

♪ In the darkest night ♪

♪ I feel the motion ♪

♪ Keep ♪

♪ All my love alive ♪

♪ Come to the ocean ♪

♪ I'm on the street ♪

♪ I feel the heat ♪

♪ I feel, I feel ♪

♪ I feel the heat ♪

♪ I feel, I feel ♪

♪ I feel the heat ♪

♪ I feel, I feel ♪

♪ I feel the heat ♪

♪ I feel, I feel ♪

♪ I feel the heat ♪

♪

- This is the finest government villa.

I demanded the best for your visit.

- Welcome to Puerto Vallarta.

Señor del Fuego, Señora del Fuego.

It's an honor to have you visit our city.

(explosion)

- This way.

(gunfire)

Let's go, go, go!

(grunts)

(tires screeching)

- Did you get it?

(tires screeching)

(coughing)

- Señor del Fuego, are you all right?

- Yes, yes, I'm all right.

It's my dear Celia that I'm worried about.

- I too am fine, Edmundo.

Let us go to our suite.

- Right this way.

(man coughing)

- I want around the clock security

for Señor del Fuego and his wife.

And find me those men.

They took my wallet.

- Señor, there's nothing to fear.

The danger is over.

(chatter)

(Tommy) - No, I don't get it.

I mean, how can we be broke?

We made mucho bucks on that last job.

- Deduct expenses

and split it four ways.

- What's it add up to?

- About a week of good living.

- Either that or a dental bill.

I need a filling.

- Why don't you go to the dentist?

You've been stalling for days.

- I said I'm going and I'm going.

Stop hassling me.

- Try Dr. Escobar.

- No. - He's good.

- No, no-no-no.

He's a puller not a filler.

Besides, maybe it'll go away.

- Remind me to buy some more cologne.

The odors here bother my sinuses.

- Bingo.

- Perfect.

Once you copy those passes,

we'll be able to get through any security.

(Nicole sighs)

- I wonder what's keeping Joanna?

I mean, she's usually the first one to be at the table.

- And the last to leave.

God, I envy her.

She wolfs down everything in sight.

- And she never gains weight.

- Have you noticed her left leg?

- Yeah, I noticed both.

- Well, I think the left one's hollow.

I can't eat anyway, my tooth.

- Put some tequila on it.

- You think that'll help?

- Yeah, it takes about a quart.

- Then my whole head will hurt.

- Look, I'll go check on Joanna.

You guys order, I'll shake her loose.

- Hello.

You again, huh?

(Tommy) - Call out the men in the white coats.

She's talking to a glass screen.

- Ha. I wish I could talk to it.

Then maybe I'd find out

what this goobly-gook is all about.

What do you make of it?

- Huh... goobly-gook's about right.

Why?

- Well, about three hours ago,

I was online with this kid in London.

When suddenly this shows up.

Neither one of us can figure out

where it came from or who the sender is,

but it's been showing up at ten-minute intervals.

It's driving me nuts. - How could that happen?

I mean, did you get a virus in your computer?

- No biggie.

When the sender was uploading the file,

he must've put the wrong email address on it.

Not hard to do, I mean, one incorrect letter and zappo.

Santa Claus gets an Easter list.

(Tommy chuckles)

Here, why don't you take a crack at decoding.

- (scoffs) Me?

What do I know about breaking.

(keys clack)

(keys clack)

I get it, I get it.

(keys clacking)

- Anybody hungry?

- Oh, hi, guys.

Ooh, food, I'm starving.

- So would we be if we had waited for you

to join us for lunch.

- Oh, hey, I'm sorry, guys, I completely forgot.

I mean, ask Tommy, I got all involved here and...

How can you eat with a toothache?

- Feels better when I'm chewing.

I know, that sounds crazy but, uh...

(Tommy) - Damn.

- What?

- Ah, I thought I had this but... false alarm.

- What? - This.

It's a code.

- What makes you think it's a code?

- Can you speak goobly-gook?

- No.

- Then it's a code.

(Joanna) - It keeps interrupting whatever is on the screen.

You know, like it's doing it's own thing.

- Which is more than we are doing.

Instead of playing computer games,

we should use our brains to earn money.

- Good idea.

See you later.

Hey, I think better when I'm alone.

(Polaroid snaps, gears whirring)

- Ants, they're all over the place.

- But you're bigger than them.

Kill them!

God!

- Save your humor for someone who appreciates it.

Don't take too long.

By the time you're finished,

Mace and I will have made two more champagne cocktails.

♪

(sighs)

- Okay, so you're smart.

But I'm stubborn.

That makes us equal.

And even if you are nothing more than Jose's recipe

for pineapple frijoles, I'm gonna find out.

(keys clacking)

This... means... war.

- Hey, I've seen worse. - Oh.

- Do you wanna see the doctor or not?

- Uh, him?

- Yeah, he's a real doctor. Come on, get in the chair.

- Well, I... - We'll check you out.

Get in the chair.

- I, uh...

Look, it's only one tooth.

It won't take the both of you.

- I need to translate.

- Well, I think I can make him understand when it hurts me.

Pain is bilingual.

- How are you gonna pay for this?

- How much does it cost to put a napkin around my neck?

- Very funny.

I mean for the extraction.

- Who says I need to have the tooth pulled?

I mean, maybe it's just a filling.

- Well, we rarely do that.

- Well, let him look first.

- Well, it's 50 pesos for looking.

- Ow! - Ha.

- See, he understood that real well.

- You're scared.

- Damn right, I am.

♪

(loud slurping)

- What is wrong with this picture?

- No doubt you're gonna tell me.

- Well, I'd be negligent to my sworn duty

as a bartender if I didn't.

You're an interesting guy.

You've got two drop-dead gorgeous women and a trainee.

Yet, you sit here drinking alone.

Now me...

- You'd be with one of 'em.

- Or all if I could swing it.

(chuckling)

Is that a pun or what?

(Tommy chuckles)

- Too much.

No, I don't mix business with pleasure.

- To each his own.

Want another?

- Yeah, sure, why not?

(chatter)

- Well, what are you doing here?

- Joanna called.

She's found a way to crack the code.

- Well, can I wait for my drink?

- No.

Come on.

(laughing)

- I wish I could claim credit for this, but the truth is,

I was trying to change files and I hit a key by mistake.

And suddenly, blip.

Everything started to make sense.

I figured what the heck.

So, I hit the same wrong key again...

And this time the letters reversed and...

(keys clacking)

Gotcha.

(Tommy) - These guys wanna kidnap Señor de Fuego's wife

and swap her for imprisoned terrorists.

- I think we bought into more than we figured.

- "Need trade bait for six.

Use Celia del Fuego."

Before I respond to this message,

exactly who are you people and who are the six they refer to?

- They are members of the terrorist organization

known as the July 12 Movement.

Now they're responsible for the kidnapping

of a Peruvian diplomat two years ago.

- There was also the crash of that Brazilian airliner

last August for which their six members

were captured and sentenced to death.

- Now it seems they wanna swap your wife for their release.

- I'd never agree to that.

You still haven't told me who you are

or why I should believe you.

- We used to be part of a government anti-terrorist team.

Now we work for ourselves.

- You can hire us to keep her safe.

- No, no, no, that's too risky.

We will send my wife home immediately.

- We will see to it that she gets

all the protection she needs.

But if you want to find these terrorists, she has to stay.

- Are you suggesting that Señor del Fuego

should bend to this group?

- What I am suggesting is we trap them here and now

while they don't know that we're on to them.

That gives us an edge.

- Look, we can keep your wife safe

until the terrorists are caught.

Now Cat can take her place till we come up with a plan.

(whispering)

- How much is this plan?

- You'll learn what we're worth.

- My wife means everything to me.

Is that clear?

Then I'd like to hear how you intend to do this.

- What do you think?

- Remarkable.

It is like looking at myself in the mirror.

- If she had a toothache, it would be perfect.

- Thanks for reminding me.

You know, I think it's getting better though.

- Okay, now let's pick out some clothes to complete the effect.

- ♪ She knows her heart and she knows her mind ♪

♪ She's not afraid of the dark ♪

♪ When you see her eyes ♪

♪ You can't disguise ♪

♪ The feelings in your heart ♪

♪ She's a breeze ♪

♪ She's a rainbow ♪

♪ She's a storybook mystery ♪

♪ She's a child ♪

♪ She's a warrior ♪

♪ She's a woman ♪

♪ Can't you see ♪

♪ She's a woman ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪

♪ She hides behind ♪

♪ Such a perfect smile ♪

♪ It's hard to keep your place ♪

♪ You may be strong ♪

♪ But before too long ♪

♪ You're tied up in her lace ♪

♪ She's a breeze ♪

♪ She's a rainbow ♪

♪ She's a storybook mystery ♪

♪ She's a child ♪

♪ She's a warrior ♪

♪ She's a woman ♪

♪ Can't you see baby yeah ♪

♪ She's a woman oh can't you see? ♪

♪ She's a woman ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪

♪ Oh she's a woman ♪

♪ She's just a woman ♪

♪ She's a woman to me ♪

♪ Can't you see her smile? ♪

♪ Hey, hey, yeah ♪

(music ends)

(phone ringing)

- Yo.

(Tommy) - Hey, how's it going?

- I'll be ready.

- Well, I never doubted it.

- How's it going your end?

- We are as ready as we'll ever be.

- We just called to tell you how much we miss you!

(Tommy) - Not me, with you gone, there's food left over.

- Oh, yeah?

Well, I have a chef here.

(chuckling)

(phone beeps)

- The World Bank has already agreed to fund the hydro project

with a loan of $200 million.

- It's wonderful.

That means several thousand new jobs.

- Ah, good news, I hope.

- We're ready when you are, sir.

- Excellent.

Colonel Tapier.

We can go ahead with the reception as scheduled.

- Thank you.

- Please, give this to Celia

and tell her that my life is very, very--

- Perhaps...

Perhaps you should tell her yourself, sir.

- Sorry.

It's the only way we'll feel confident

that the Señora is safe.

- It's also the only way we'll agree to stay on the case.

- I understand, so long as Celia isn't in any danger.

- She's not, sir, trust me.

Tomorrow morning when you and Cat arrive at the hotel,

I'll go straight to the safe house

and remain with Señora del Fuego till after the banquet.

- Thank you.

- I'm not paying you to make up excuses.

I'm paying you to find out where Señora del Fuego is hiding.

You have jeopardized our entire operation.

Now we have to wait until she gets back to Rio before--

You do?

How?

When?

Very well.

But I warn you.

If this does not work,

Mace will cut out your heart.

(phone beeps)

(sighs)

Let's do it.

(onlookers applauding)

(quietly) - Cat, that is you, isn't it?

- No, it's Evita.

- Well, I just didn't recognize you without the ice bag.

- Very funny.

It is a pleasure to see you again.

- Welcome to the Bel Air, Señora.

Will you please follow me?

(tires screeching)

(tires screeching)

- Ahh!

- I don't get it.

If a terrorist wanted to kidnap Cat, I mean, Celia,

why did they just try to run her down?

- Well, maybe they changed their plans.

Either that or that coded message was a trick

to make everyone think that kidnapping was the plan.

(Nicole) - "Acapulco H.E.A.T." will be right back.

(applause)

- Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Here, it's okay, it's washable.

- I'll do that.

Those other people need some more champagne.

- Okay, I'll get right on it. - I'm so sorry.

- Hope they're waterproof.

- Relax, you're too nervous.

Just breathe.

(breathing heavy)

You'll be fine.

- Ladies and gentlemen,

if I may have your attention.

This afternoon is a very special occasion.

We have as our guest some of South America's

most distinguished economic statesmen.

Please, let's welcome them.

(applause)

I will now ask Señor del Fuego to describe the goals

of our newly formed coalition.

(applause)

- It is with great honor

that I stand here before you today.

As you know, we are a coalition of diverse

but still developing nations.

We have energy, pride and a zest for hard work...

- It is the first time I have not been by his side

since he was appointed trade secretary seven years ago.

- And I believe that we have...

- That's quite a... that's quite a record.

- He's quite a man.

- Well, you're a team, you know, in the...

truest sense of the word.

- It is very rare when two people...

Well, we are blessed.

And you, Tommy, do you have someone to share your love with?

- Well...

On occasion.

(applause)

- Did you see anything suspicious?

- Unh-unh.

Do you really think they're gonna try to kidnap Cat

in front of all these people?

- They're going to try kidnap Celia del Fuego.

- Well, Cat is Celia.

- Exactly. - Oh.

- Went without a hitch.

Except for this... thing,

it fits me like a sack.

It hurts my skin.

- Take one, amigo.

They'll never miss it upstairs.

Drink it with your girlfriend.

Maybe you'll get lucky.

Sign here.

Maybe we should wait until we hear the corks pop.

- How about I buy you a drink later?

- In your dreams.

- Under the podium.

(chatter)

- If you'll excuse me for a moment, take care.

- Get down!

(crowd screaming)

- The Lobby!

- Me?

- The Lobby!

- Are you okay?

- Oh, I think so, yes.

- What happened?

- Ah, two men in, uh, two men in ski masks.

They grabbed me as I came out of the men's room.

- What'd they want? - They said they would kill me

if I didn't tell me where Señora del Fuego was hidden.

- What did you tell them?

- That I didn't know where she was.

- Then what?

- They didn't believe me.

One of them was going to shoot me when, uh, oh...

When, uh, suddenly, a third man ran up and said

he knew where the Señora was hidden.

- Impossible.

- Are you sure that's what they said?

- Hmm, that's when they hit me and, uh, you found me, I, I...

- Paco, Paco, don't talk anymore.

(beeping)

Go get a doctor.

- Yes.

(exhales)

- Tommy, Nicole.

- What went wrong?

- A bomb went wrong.

You've been spotted.

The black hats know where you are.

- How many?

- Ah, maybe... three, four?

Joanna and I are on our way.

- Okay, well, what about Señor del Fuego?

- He's fine.

Cat is going to stay with him.

We'll see you soon.

(phone beeping)

Let's go.

- I'm going with you.

- Out of the question.

Guys, get going.

Look, nothing's going to happen to your wife.

- Can you handle a gun?

- Uh, yes. - Okay.

Take this.

Go upstairs, lock yourself in the bedroom,

and don't open the door for anybody.

- Where will you be?

- Just making sure nobody disturbs you.

Go on, go on.

- Stay here.

- Uh, ah, come on, Nicole.

- Joanna, I said, stay here.

- Hey, you made good time.

- Any sign of them? - Not yet.

- That's strange, as I said that--

- Good afternoon, everyone.

If you'd be so kind as to drop your weapons.

(cocks gun)

Now.

(Cat) - The H.E.A.T. team will be right back.

- How'd you find us?

- Your lovely ladies led us right here.

(Joanna) - That's a lie!

We kept checking to make sure no one was tailing us.

- Yeah, but you didn't check under your car, did you?

Beep, beep, beep.

(tracker clatters on ground)

- Don't you wish you'd agreed to have that drink with me?

- Obviously, it's too late now.

Hey.

- Stop it, it's worth it!

(grunting throughout)

(machine gun fire)

- Good thing you called.

Looks like I arrived just in time.

- You.

- Don't you just love surprises?

(spits)

- Slime ball, pig, terrorist!

(chuckles)

(Nicole grunts) - Hey!

(guns cocking)

- It worked.

Now, where is Señora del Fuego?

- Come on.

You don't think we're so stupid enough to hide her here, do you?

Now do you believe us?

(gunfire)

(glass shattering)

- I guess you are stupid enough to hide her here.

- So, the worm has turned.

- Surprised?

- A man who sells his soul always surprises me.

But when I looked out that window and heard your voice...

It fitted the picture I always had of you.

A piece of rubbish.

Trying to succeed by clinging to my husband's coat tails.

- I don't think the lady likes you, Paco.

Tie them up and take them to the marina.

- Please don't kill me.

- Give me one reason not to.

- Nicole, don't!

- That's two reasons.

- Really, we have no time for this.

- We have time for whatever I want.

You wait here and get undressed.

- Come on, dammit, one of you pick up the phone.

(beeps off)

- Admit it, something's wrong.

- Look, it's not like Houston yakking with the space shuttle.

These things go out sometimes.

- Enough incompetence.

I insist you take me to my wife now.

- What's this, my dear?

Change your mind?

- I'm sorry, I cannot do it.

- How disappointing.

Shame on you.

Did you really think I would fall

for your clumsy attempt to seduce me?

Get up! We're leaving.

- She's gone.

They're all gone!

(glass crunching)

- Someone tried to leave us a message.

- What difference does it make now?

You said I could trust you.

You said no harm would come to my wife.

- I'm so sorry, Señor del Fuego.

Wait, who are you calling?

- Colonel Tapier, it is out of your hands now.

Way to go, Nicole.

(tracker beeping)

(rapid beeping)

(tires screeching)

- Are you sure my wife's in there?

- The tracker says yes.

Before you bust in and start shooting,

let me go take a look around.

- That's out of the question.

- Your way could sign Celia's death warrant.

Do you wanna risk that?

- Signal me if you see the Señora.

- Will do.

- Men!

Surround the place!

Do not open fire until I say the word!

(guns cocking)

- Unh.

Phew.

(grunts)

(exhales)

- Don't try to stall me!

Well, tell Senator Fuego that if he's not available

next time I call, I'm gonna cut off

one of his wife's fingers and send it to him!

- I can see them.

I can see Celia, Tommy, Nicole and Joanna, they're tied up.

I'll get back to you. - You'd better pray your precious husband

gets the message.

(phone beeps off)

- Ooh.

- Next time he calls tell him

you have located Señor del Fuego.

Then patch it through to me.

One of the terrorists tried to reach you at the villa.

Hopefully, before he tries again,

we will have them all in custody.

- What's that smell?

- Bug spray.

- No, no, I don't mean that.

(sniffing)

Anyone smell something burning?

- Come on.

- Move it! Go!

(grunts)

- Thank God you found my message.

- What message?

- Oh, you would.

- Are you alone?

- Cops are outside.

- They're free!

- Colonel, send in the cavalry.

- Go ahead, men, fire at will!

- We have got to get our weapons.

(Tommy) The H.E.A.T team will be right back.

♪

- What do you have against stairs?

- They're boring.

I refuse to be bored anymore.

- Are you saying that you're bored with us?

- No, you're like a different kind of excitement.

You're like relatives.

- He's talking romance.

He just doesn't know how to say it.

- Forget it, I can't have a serious discussion with you two.

You're always into putting me on.

Where's Cat?

- At the dentist, Dr. Escobar.

- Wait, isn't he the, uh, the puller?

- For Cat, he became a filler.

And he takes credit.

(approaching footsteps)

- These were delivered to the boutique for Tommy.

Something we should know about?

- Surprised me too, so don't break my chops, huh. - Huh.

(Joanna) - Open it, Tommy.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, play it, play it.

- I regret the fact that I had to leave Puerto Vallarta

before I could speak to all of you.

Edmundo and I could never thank you enough

for all that you have done.

If you open the envelope,

you will find a check.

It is only a small act of our appreciation.

But we hope you will find it adequate.

- Ooh, it certainly is.

- And Tommy,

I hope you will find that one special woman.

- Special woman? What special woman?

(presses button) - Yeah, Tommy,

what's Celia talking about?

- Nothing.

Nothing, hey, hey, did he pull it?

- Do I look like a woman with a missing tooth?

- You look like a woman with everything in place.

- Well, thank you, Tommy.

That and a few extra.

- Extra what?

- Well, I ate my way out of pain and gained four pounds.

Doesn't hurt anymore, but now I'm hooked on food.

- So what now?

- Well, so now that I can chew, I gotta quit eating.

Crazy, huh?

♪