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‐ [Announcer] Next on Acapulco H. E. A. T.,

a resort convention hides neo‐Nazi terrorists,

out to steal a priceless treasure.

‐ [Male voice] Our friends are out on the globe,

stand ready to launch the master plan.

‐ [Announcer] Now the H. E. A. T. team

must mount a high‐tech assault on their stronghold.

‐ Never underestimate the power of organized hate.

‐ [Announcer] Before their satellite transmission

launches a fourth Reich.

On the next Acapulco H. E. A. T.

(upbeat song)

‐ [Ashley] Mike had been nagging me for days to go fishing.

If I had known the magnitude of evil

that was headed our way,

I might have taken him up on his offer.

Absolutely no way.

‐ It's a proven fact that more crime happens

during a full moon.

Tonight's gonna be a new moon,

so let's say we take the day off and go fishing.

‐ If I want a fish I'll order one for dinner.

‐ Fishing's not about food.

It's about peace, quiet, nature.

And here comes Frankie Avalon.

‐ Funny Michael, very funny indeed.

Ashley, Brett and Tommy are not answering my page.

‐ Why don't you try them again Arthur?

‐ My dear, I have spent days, no weeks,

trying to market the concept for a new show.

And I'm getting no cooperation whatsoever.

‐ I'll tell you what.

I'll go find them you,

if you can convince Ashley here to go fishing with me.

What do you say?

‐ Why on Earth would you want to go fishing?

‐ Thank you Arthur.

And I think the surfboard suits you.

So much for the full moon theory.

‐ You guys Arthur's gonna skin us.

We gotta choreograph that new show.

Hey man you want culture or not?

‐ Let me guess, another real authentic Mayan...

‐ [Marcos] Hey man, this is legit.

In three days my friend,

we honor our lady of Guadalupe.

Heavy beach action trust me.

‐ Hey guys I think I'm gonna check out

some of these icon things.

‐ I got it covered.

‐ Sure he's got it covered.

He gets a piece of the action

from every hottie from here to Tijuana.

‐ Tommy this is Carmen.

My sister.

‐ In 1502 Leonardo da Vinci was commissioned

to do a four part panel of the archangels.

‐ The da Vinci quadruplic?

I've heard of it.

‐ The church was looted and the panels disappeared.

‐ That's right.

No one ever actually saw them displayed as a whole.

‐ I'll tell you what,

how about you two sit here

and keep discussing the history of art?

And I'll just be back in little bit.

‐ Patience Mike.

You may actually learn something.

Ashley, how much do you know about Adolf Hitler's

venture into the art world?

‐ I know that he stole over two million art objects,

mostly from murdered Jews.

‐ That's right.

But he would have traded it all for the four archangels.

By the last days of the war

Hitler had acquired three of the four panels.

He died only hours before acquiring the fourth.

‐ How do we fit in all this?

‐ The German government has contacted C5.

They're desperately concerned

because three of the panels have disappeared again.

‐ So somebody's finishing off Hitler's job for him.

‐ Exactly.

They suspect Werner Steinholtz,

self‐appointed spiritual head

of the international neo‐Nazi movement.

They believe if Steinholtz can acquire the fourth panel,

it'll underline his power to the neo‐Nazi sympathizers.

‐ The virgin of Guadalupe celebration?

The treasure's in the church exhibit.

‐ That's right Ashley.

The fourth panel arrives in Puerto Vallarta this afternoon.

H.E.A.T.'s job is to stop Steinholtz from stealing it.

‐ Who's our contact?

‐ The exhibit has hired a top notch security expert

to guard the panel.

Frederika Fluke.

‐ Frederika Fluke?

‐ That's right.

‐ She's a Dutch girl.

She used to be a technical support geek for the CIA.

‐ Mike.

‐ She's a total mouse.

Okay she had a little crush on me.

‐ Well we're off to a good start.

We've just been giving a case

where our only contact is a woman

who probably wants your guts for garters.

‐ Don't worry about it.

I'll turn down the charm.

‐ [Ashley] Mike has always believed

he could charm the leaves off a tree.

But this time he had one strike against him.

He rejected Freddie years ago,

and a woman scorned is never likely to be very cooperative.

The only problem was without Freddie's cooperation

we had no chance of getting a preview of exhibit security.

And little hope of protecting the archangel panel.

Mike had his work cut out for him.

Okay (speaks in Spanish).

‐ Freddie?

You look unbelievable.

‐ New job, more money.

Even plain little Freddie can get gorgeous.

What are you doing here?

‐ Well I heard you were in town for the exhibition

so I thought I'd drop by and say hello.

‐ Still causing trouble?

‐ Forget about it I joined the ex pook retirement plan,

tropical paradise.

‐ On 20 bucks a day?

‐ So how about giving a civilian a little preview?

‐ I'm busy.

‐ Come on Freddie,

you're playing mother hen to a bunch of paintings.

What are you gonna do, frisk the nuns?

‐ Still got that active fantasy life don't you?

Okay come on back in a couple of hours.

‐ Werner Steinholtz, his record's so clean

you could eat off it.

Not even a traffic ticket.

‐ He is the rumored brains behind an extremist German

political party led by Franz Heinzman,

former member of the SS.

‐ [Krissie] Well he has average bank accounts.

But his credit statement say he's spending

like there's no tomorrow.

‐ Sounds like it.

He's got enough frequent flier miles

to start his own airline.

‐ Business travel?

‐ What business?

The guy spent his last 10 years going to parties.

‐ Either as a cocktail junkie.

‐ Or he's been trying to get in with the right people.

‐ Steinholtz's apparent goal

is unification of all the neo‐Nazi factions,

of which there are 77 in Germany alone.

‐ [Krissie] Sounds dangerous.

‐ I thought they were just a bunch of skinheads.

Can't the cops take care of them?

‐ That's what they said in 1920.

In 1920 a man called Adolf Hitler

rattled what you call a bunch of skinhead crazies.

Within 20 years millions of people had died.

Millions is just a number to you Marcos.

To me it's my father.

‐ Hey I didn't know man I'm sorry.

‐ I never even met him.

He was shot down by the Nazis in 1945.

Two weeks before I was born.

Men like Steinholtz take people who are hungry

and aimless, and desperate,

and he gives them something to hate.

Never underestimate the power of organized hate.

‐ We gotta get this guy.

‐ He's staying at the (speaks in Spanish) resort

He's having a party on Friday.

‐ Arthur, I'm counting on you to get us in.

‐ Hey there Freddie.

This is my niece.

Give her half a chance,

she'll turn you into a term paper.

‐ Your job must be so exciting.

‐ Actually my job is to keep things not exciting.

Come on in.

‐ Between those two nuns up there and the box on the wall

I guess you keep all the bad guys out huh.

‐ You still have no concept of subtlety do you?

‐ No.

‐ PIRs, passive infrared sensors.

‐ These date back from Pius the fourth.

‐ (speaks foreign language)

‐ Close, his nephew.

Very good, where did you say you were going to school?

‐ University of Mexico.

‐ The archangel Gabriel.

‐ [Cat] It's magnificent.

‐ [Mike] Hot stuff.

‐ Two photo electric beams,

wait, sensors and probably

a main contact switch on the painting.

‐ Heard Steinholtz makes his grand entrance around now.

‐ His security people have installed

an anti‐eavesdropping system.

It's in the conference building across from the pool.

But there's no way I can mike it from here.

‐ I suppose we'll have to listen the old fashioned way.

‐ So we use the show for a cover.

How much music you got Arthur?

‐ 10 minutes.

‐ Alright let's do it.

(clapping)

‐ Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you all so much for coming.

It is wonderful to know

that my friendships truly span the globe.

Please allow me to introduce our little diversion

for your entertainment.

Acapulco H. E. A. T.

(upbeat song)

(camera shutters)

‐ Keep your feelings under wraps Arthur.

I've been looking forward to meeting you Steinholtz.

‐ I'm delighted to meet you.

‐ My colleague Arthur Small.

‐ A pleasure.

Thank you both for staging such a marvelous spectacle.

Look at them, so young, strong, the future.

‐ Now where have I heart that?

‐ What Arthur means is that

he's heard some marvelous things about you.

‐ Thank you so much.

Will you excuse me?

‐ The eagle is on approach.

‐ Check everything.

(beeping)

Gentlemen prepare for unification.

Our friends around the globe stand ready

to launch the master plan.

They're waiting for the grand gesture

to galvanize the masses.

Who dares and wins will rule the world.

To the fatherland.

‐ Get me out of here, quick!

‐ [Ashley] Mike was up the creek

without the proverbial paddle.

Just when he'd managed to get an earful

of Steinholtz's master plan,

he was in grave danger

of becoming shark food for Steinholtz's loyal goons.

Luckily my partner has a knack

for getting out of tight spots.

He also has me.

(dramatic music)

‐ The technical was lacking

but that was very big on artistic merit.

‐ Yeah yeah yeah, come on.

‐ Good morning.

‐ I thought I would see you yesterday afternoon.

‐ Oh we had a party to do.

‐ To honor our lady of Guadalupe?

‐ No not exactly.

This celebration is really important to you

isn't it Carmen?

‐ The virgin appeared to Juan Diego in 1531.

Form that day forward we give thanks to her

for our good fortune.

‐ You have peace in your life,

you're very lucky.

‐ Still interested in those icons buddy?

They want you inside.

‐ Okay.

From what I overheard from Steinholtz's people,

we're dealing with a megalomaniac here.

Now if he's gonna steal that panel,

we better be able to trace it.

‐ Here's the church.

We've marked out all of Freddie's tricks.

‐ Since the exhibit opened,

they lock up the church right after vespers.

‐ So we move at 16:55.

Five minutes before closing.

I know my vespers I'm a good Irish boy.

‐ Tommy, Marcos, I want you to run loose surveillance

on Steinholtz's guards.

‐ And if they even get near the church,

I want you to set up the flares alright.

‐ Any progress on bugging the conference room?

‐ Yeah my cousin's a maintenance guy at the club.

He's gonna plant the sprinkler cam this afternoon.

‐ Okay.

‐ Perfect.

Are you sure this is gonna work?

‐ It worked in a museum job that pop and uncle pulled.

At least they said it worked.

‐ PIRs detect body heat.

Wet suits contain body heat.

Perfectly logical.

‐ I gotta tell you Ashley.

This thing is bugging the heck out of them.

‐ I know it's hard.

‐ Not the wet suit, Freddie.

She's so cold now.

I'm telling you she used to be in love with me.

‐ So you told me.

‐ You don't understand.

She used to idolize me.

‐ Mike can be so incredibly humble.

‐ [Ashley] One way or another we had to protect that panel.

But before we could plant a homing device on it,

Cat and Mike had to get through Freddie's security.

In situations like this,

experience is the key.

On the other hand, a little prayer never hurts.

‐ So what sins have you to confess to me my child?

‐ If I told you father,

I'd make all your hair turn gray.

‐ Nothing that a few Hail Mary's

and an Act of Contrition couldn't take care of.

Love those nooks and crannies.

‐ For what it's worth Mike,

I think Ashley's wrong.

‐ About what my child?

‐ Well I could have a crush on you.

And I'm no mouse.

‐ Oh praise the lord.

(steps approaching)

Okay they're gone.

‐ Roger that.

Deep end is ready.

‐ Okay deep end, we need to find the cable

that connects the church's alarm system

with the police department.

The church doesn't only have an alarm system,

so what you're looking for is new.

‐ Oh man this looks like the plague's been in here.

‐ You need to find a custom bundle fiber cable.

‐ Alright you are isolated.

‐ Okay let's do it.

There's a horizontal blanket

all the way across the altar.

Don't even say it.

Weight sensors.

There should be a contact switch on here somewhere.

There it is.

Main contact switch, neutral.

Mission accomplished.

Oh it would look so great in my bedroom.

A real Leonardo.

‐ Now now let's not be selfish.

‐ This is agua azul do you read me?

‐ Loud and clear.

‐ Steinholtz and his buddies went into the conference room

five minutes ago.

Sprinkler cam is active.

‐ [Ashley] Let's take a look shall we.

‐ We broadcast at 1800 hours tomorrow.

My friends now is the time to take action

with our hatred of the state this world has reached.

The twisted brotherhood of democracy has ended.

Let this conquest be a symbol to us all.

The Fourth Reich lives.

(folk music)

‐ [Ashley] Steinholtz believed that if he could steal

the fourth archangel panel,

it would be enough of a grand gesture

to unify the various neo‐Nazi factions.

Our only hope of stopping him was to protect that panel.

Meanwhile Tommy was about to face

his own more personal challenge.

(folk music)

‐ Come with me to the square this afternoon for the fiesta?

‐ I'll try Carmen but I gotta work.

‐ But you don't have a show today.

‐ Yeah I know it's rehearsal.

‐ You don't wanna be seen with me.

‐ Carmen it's not true.

‐ Maybe what papa said is true.

Maybe we're too different Tommy, maybe...

‐ Hey.

‐ Get away from her.

‐ Marcos!

(speaks in Spanish)

‐ Marcos what's the problem?

‐ This is Mexico.

You wanna play around with 17‐year‐old girls

go back to New York.

‐ I'm not a little girl.

Stop treating me like one.

‐ Our parents would never approve of him and you know it.

‐ Whoa whoa whoa what are you saying man?

‐ Carmen you go home!

‐ Hey you wanna enforce some outdated code on your own kids

be my guest but leave us out of this.

‐ Hit me, come on hit me just give me an excuse.

‐ Carmen let's get out of here.

Come on Carmen let's go.

‐ [Krissie] Well the panels were safe and sound so far.

‐ Steinholtz goes on air at 1800 hours.

We better assume that he's gonna move on the panel today.

‐ Maybe he'll use the fiesta as a diversion.

‐ Just stick to what you know.

‐ Yeah why don't you do the same?

‐ Is there a problem we should know about guys?

‐ No.

‐ No.

‐ I've spent 10 years in this business.

And there's only one thing I know for a fact.

Anything that jeopardizes the team jeopardizes the mission.

So if there's bad blood between you and Tommy,

get over it fast.

We have a lot at stake here.

‐ Contemplating the universe are we?

‐ Yeah something like that.

‐ Sometimes it helps to talk about these things.

‐ It's Tommy.

He doesn't understand why I don't want him to see my sister.

‐ And do you understand?

‐ I was brought up to respect my parents, okay?

So I gotta believe that they want Carmen

to go out with the local boys,

there's gotta be a reason.

‐ Family loyalty is very admirable Marcos.

But why don't you talk to your parents about this?

‐ Why should I?

I already know what they're gonna say.

I heard it 100 times.

The bottom line is they're afraid.

They're afraid of what they don't understand.

‐ How can they not understand Tommy

when they've never even met him?

‐ Guys like Tommy they've been around.

They're from the big city.

It scares the hell out of them.

‐ Because he's different.

‐ He is different.

‐ Why?

‐ Look the Mexican culture, my religion,

my people, we have ways of doing things.

Ways of living.

‐ You know that Tommy's a good man Marcos.

‐ Yeah I know that he's my friend.

‐ Then why are you judging him like this?

‐ Are you coming down on me too?

‐ Yes, yes to be perfectly honest I am.

I mean your type of attitude is exactly

what people like Steinholtz play on.

‐ Come on that's a stretch.

‐ No, no it's not.

Over 50 million people died in World War II.

And you know the reason why?

Because someone like Adolf Hitler

convinced people that different was wrong.

‐ Yeah well I don't think we're gonna start a war.

Maybe a fist fight.

‐ Marcos it wasn't just Jews that died because of Hitler.

It was Catholics, communists, gypsies, homosexuals,

what if next time it's Mexicans?

I'm a slightly balding Englishman.

We can't just buy into this thinking, you know.

‐ Come on Arthur.

I know you're sad about your father,

but World War II is over.

‐ No it's not over and it will never be over

until everyone on this planet remembers what went wrong

and remembers what happened.

‐ People haven't forgotten Arthur.

‐ Of course they have.

Over and over again.

What did Cortes do to the Aztecs?

They forgot.

What did the Americans do to the Indians?

We forgot.

Now it's happening in Yugoslavia.

And you know what,

we don't remember.

‐ So what you're saying

is that while we're worrying about Steinholtz

I have to worry about cleaning up my own backyard.

‐ What a beautiful day.

And that was the reason

I went into the fashion show business.

‐ Watch it Freddie, he's a tiger.

‐ (speaks foreign language)

‐ Dutch, Arthur?

‐ No.

‐ I'm impressed.

‐ Arthur was just regaling me

with life in the fashion show fast lane.

‐ It's not a career.

It's an adventure.

‐ This is from the same man

who single‐handedly got Petrov out of Moscow.

‐ Times change Freddie.

Look at you.

‐ Don't you miss a sense of purpose?

The adventure.

‐ Nope.

‐ I don't believe you.

What would you say if I offered you

a place in my company?

‐ Business is that good?

‐ Let's just say I'm right on top of a trend.

‐ Sorry Freddie, not interested.

But how would you like to have dinner instead?

‐ Actually I'm involved with someone right now.

‐ Well that explains a lot.

I'm happy for you.

‐ Goodbye Mike.

‐ They're waiting for the grand gesture.

‐ Great.

Stuck here listening to Steinholtz's wacko speeches.

(beeping)

(alarm)

The panel's been grabbed.

‐ [Mike] When?

‐ Just now.

‐ Give me the coordinates.

‐ Garcia and del Sol moving northwest.

Are you ready to follow?

‐ I'm on his tail right now.

(honking)

(yelling in foreign language)

Damn!

I lost them.

‐ Wait, what's going on?

Mike, the homing device, it's dead.

‐ Damn!

‐ He must have been heading towards the main road.

‐ We've got one chance of intercepting him.

Hold on Krissie.

(dramatic music)

I've got him platformed.

‐ [Mike] Okay stay back.

Let him think he's lost us.

We'll let Steinholtz to take delivery of the stolen panel.

Give me your position.

‐ I think he's headed for the beach club.

‐ Deep end do you read me?

‐ Five by five.

‐ Can we have your situation report?

‐ Two outside, ground zero,

suspect two more inside.

‐ Okay clear the obstacles.

The cab is on its way.

‐ 15 minutes until Steinholtz's broadcast.

‐ Well, got a little surprise for his audience.

But I'm gonna need some help.

‐ Hey Dave.

As soon as you finish with the pruning,

meet mobile unit in the parking lot.

‐ [Dave] Roger.

(dramatic music)

‐ Three of the four panels are hidden in Germany.

As soon as the fourth arrives

the symbol of unification will be complete.

‐ Unification of Aryan race.

‐ Triumph for the Fourth Reich.

There it is, the fourth panel.

‐ Target in sight.

‐ Springboard set the alarm off and fire.

(laughing)

Freddie?

‐ You have served the cause well.

Goodbye Frederika.

‐ Aren't we leaving together?

‐ No.

‐ You said you'd take me with you.

‐ The plans have changed.

‐ I thought you loved me.

‐ I needed you, there's a difference.

‐ You can't do this to me Werner.

‐ No, Freddie!

Put it down!

‐ Frederika, stop them!

‐ Freddie no he's using you.

‐ Don't listen to him Frederika.

Kill him!

(shots fired)

‐ Why did you do it Freddie?

Why did you get hooked up with a lunatic like Steinholtz?

‐ I thought he loved me.

‐ He used you.

‐ I spent all my life being invisible.

Do you know how that feels?

‐ So he took a hurt little girl who needed attention.

You were ripe for the picking.

‐ He made me feel important, gave me a purpose.

‐ Hey.

Goodbye.

‐ Bye.

‐ It's time for Steinholtz's broadcast.

I've reworked his speech to put in a whole new message.

It's five, four, three.

Splicing intersatellite hookup.

I hope all his Nazi friends are watching.

Agua azul, patch us into the local news video feed.

We're gonna give them something else to look at

besides their precious swastikas.

‐ You're gonna love these pictures.

‐ Yes!

‐ [Steinholtz] Let this be a symbol for us all.

The time for hatred has ended.

The time for brotherhood is now.

‐ Your special broadcast was seen by representatives

of every major neo‐Nazi group in the world.

‐ I guess they're probably trading in their swastikas

for peace signs now huh?

‐ Not quite.

But it's certainly taken the wind our of their sails.

The German government sends you their heartfelt thanks.

‐ Cash would be good.

‐ It was our pleasure.

‐ The Germans were so relieved about Steinholtz's death

they've arranged for the four archangel panels

to be exhibited together in the church of Santa Maria.

‐ Just as Leonardo intended.

That's wonderful.

‐ Until next time.

(Arthur clears his throat)

‐ If I may be so bold,

there are some days I wonder to myself

why bother to keep you people organized?

But today, today I can say that I'm proud,

very proud indeed.

‐ So what if I cook dinner for everybody?

Are you in the mood for Indian food?

‐ Cat and I are really trying to diet.

‐ Yeah and me and Arthur

were gonna check out those surfboards.

‐ Right and Tommy and I have an appointment.

‐ We do?

‐ Yeah I'm taking you over to my place.

I figure the folks will meet you,

maybe they'll let you talk to my sister through the window.

‐ Really?

‐ Yeah and wipe the grin off your face.

It doesn't mean she's gonna go out with you, okay.

‐ Okay.

‐ Okay.

‐ Was it something I said?

‐ No darling it was something you cooked actually.

Last week if I remember correctly.

‐ That's mean.

‐ [Announcer] Next on Acapulco H. E. A. T.

when a new drug ring is discovered.

‐ I've never been this way before.

‐ [Announcer] Cat tries to crack the operation

from the inside.

‐ They say curiosity killed the cat.

‐ [Announcer] But her cover is blown.

‐ The cat has been made.

‐ [Announcer] Now the H. E. A. T. team

must attempt a daring rescue.

‐ What do you say we get her out of there

and then bomb the hell out of the place?

‐ We will own her soul.

‐ [Announcer] Before it's too late.

‐ Enough to kill an addict with a 20 year high.

‐ [Announcer] On the next Acapulco H. E. A. T.

(upbeat song)