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‐ [Voiceover] Next on Acapulco H. E. A. T.,

an exotic island paradise

hides a sinister secret,

as the H. E. A. T. team uncovers a covert operation

that deals in nuclear arms for money.

Now, to stop a mercenary dealing in black market missiles,

they'll have to put their lives on the line.

On the next Acapulco H. E. A. T.

(upbeat dance music)

♪ I feel the heat

♪ Yeah hey

♪ I feel the heat burning inside me

♪ I feel the heat

♪ Sweat drippin' down my spine

♪ Making me crazy

♪ Fingers touching mine

♪ Making me hazy

♪ Out on the street

♪ I feel the heat burning inside me

♪ I feel the heat burning inside me

♪ I feel the oh

♪ Can you feel it

♪ It's deep deep in your soul

♪ Whoa whoa whoa feel that

♪ I feel the heat burning inside me

♪ I feel the heat burning inside me

♪ Yeah yeah

♪ I feel the heat burning inside me

♪ I feel the heat yeah

♪ I feel the heat

(upbeat music)

‐ A whole week off, absolute bliss.

‐ Did you meet anybody at the club last night?

‐ Yeah, right.

A bunch of airheads.

‐ Man what do you want,

conversation or romance?

‐ I don't know, both would be nice.

‐ Me, I want a blonde.

Big smile, white teeth, and a good sense of humor.

‐ And she's sitting right next to you.

But she's off‐limits.

‐ Yeah and she also reads too much.

Hey your brains are gonna explode

if you keep doing that, you know.

‐ Me?

‐ [Marcos] Yeah you.

What are you reading?

‐ It's none of your business.

‐ Touchy, touchy.

‐ Yeah.

Hardcover. Bad sign.

‐ Yeah she took off the dust jacket,

that's another bad sign.

‐ [Marcos] Too small for a technical book.

‐ Yeah and it's way too thin for a novel.

‐ Very suspicious. ‐ Mm.

‐ Pornography.

‐ It is not.

‐ Well let's see it then, come on.

‐ You guys are driving me crazy.

‐ [Together] What'd you say?!

‐ You totally humiliated me last night.

‐ I humiliated you?

‐ Yeah.

I took you to the fights,

ringside seats, and who do you insult?

Howie Chase,

one of the great fight promoters of the business.

‐ First of all, I didn't want to go.

And second of all,

all I did was ask him to extinguish his cigar.

‐ Might I suggest we just take it‐‐

‐ You know something, Ashley?

Since the rest of the world doesn't understand

your concept of good manners,

maybe you can try and understand theirs.

‐ What exactly is that supposed to mean?

‐ It means that everybody wasn't raised

in a 20‐room mansion with hot and cold running servants.

‐ Look, why don't we just calm d‐‐

‐ I will not calm down!

I'm being insulted!

‐ You insulted my friend.

‐ Your friend?

You never even met the man.

If you ever, ever use that patronizing tone of voice

with me ever again, I'll‐‐

‐ You'll what?

‐ Look.

Why don't we just calm down and

have a nice glass of iced tea?

(watch beeps)

‐ Iced tea.

‐ Oh don't even try with that gentleman stuff.

All right!

(dialing)

‐ Good afternoon, Mike.

Ashley.

How are things in paradise?

We have an emergency on our hands.

There's been a spate of deaths in Europe

caused by the sale of contaminated fish.

The lab is finding traces of Uranium‐235

and Carbon‐14.

‐ Radioactive fish?

‐ We've traced the source to Peligro,

an island off the coast of Costa Rica.

It's a small island,

not much more than a fishing village

and a resort hotel used exclusively by honeymooners.

Hotel Eros.

‐ So we go in with the fashion show?

‐ You go in with each other.

‐ Honeymooners?

‐ Do you have a problem with that?

‐ Oh nothing that a good divorce lawyer

can't take care of. (laughs)

‐ Perfect.

You sound married already.

Hotel Eros is owned and operated by Jack Ballentine.

Interesting character.

He's suspected of stealing medical supplies in Afghanistan

and hijacking relief food in Somalia,

but he's never been convicted.

‐ What does he do for an encore?

Beat up Mother Theresa?

‐ The question is what is he doing

that is resulting in radioactive byproducts.

‐ And just for the record,

is there any reason the locals aren't moving in on this?

‐ The Costa Rican police force

just isn't equipped to handle the problem,

so it's up to H. E. A. T.

Happy Honeymoon, people!

(beeping)

‐ Where are you going?

Buying some negligee?

(sizzles) (laughs)

‐ [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to Peligro.

We'll be landing shortly.

Please stay in your seats and keep your seat belts fastened.

(zestful music)

(brakes squealing)

‐ [Vivian] Hola!

Bienvenidos!

Welcome to Hotel Eros.

Honeymoon capital of the world.

I'm Vivian, your director of entertainment

and my job is to make sure that this is

the most special,

the most romantic time of your life.

And your job is to enjoy each other.

‐ Well let me tell you.

We've been waiting for this moment for a long time.

‐ I want you all to know

that we at Hotel Eros have a very special record.

Not one of our couples has ever been divorced.

So with a bit of luck,

you're all going to help me keep that record, aren't you?

‐ I'm sure there's only so much luck in the universe.

‐ (laughing nervously)

‐ So what's the story on the launch

in case we need to get back to the mainland?

‐ [Vivian] Now why would you want to do that?

‐ [Mike] I don't know,

in case I have to pick up some goodies for my honey?

‐ Oh naughty, naughty.

I'm sure you'll find our shopping arcade, Lover's Lane,

able to cater to your every whim.

But if you absolutely must get to the mainland,

our launch leaves three times a day.

Now, if you'll follow me,

your rooms are this way.

‐ If she smiles any harder her teeth are gonna crack.

(laughing)

‐ Welcome, welcome and again, welcome.

My name is Jack Ballentine.

This hotel represents the dream of my life.

It's a place where young lovers like yourselves

can come and celebrate the start of a new beginning.

Now I trust that Vivian here has started your day off

in the right mood.

‐ Honey,

don't you have something you want to ask Mr. Ballentine?

‐ Oh, yes.

I'm a horticulturist,

and I was wondering if there's any chance

of me checking out the jungle around here.

‐ Well as you will read in the guest book

that you will find in your rooms,

you are most strenuously urged

not to venture outside the hotel grounds.

‐ But our travel agent‐‐

‐ Please! Please!

My warning simply is meant to secure your happiness.

Now my staff will be most happy to show you to your rooms.

‐ What do you think?

‐ I think Brett and Cat should take a walk on the wild side.

‐ [Vivian] Happy Honeymooners!

‐ Vivian!

‐ Having fun?

‐ [Cat] You scared us.

‐ We were just, taking a little hike.

‐ Well watch out for the thorns,

and remember don't wander off too far.

It's Samba lessons at ten o'clock! (giggles)

‐ Can hardly wait!

(Vivian humming)

(ominous music)

‐ I wonder what's on the other side?

‐ I don't know.

But I bet it ain't happy honeymooners having fun.

‐ That hotel security guard

was pretty heavily armed, wasn't he?

‐ I guess Ballentine wasn't kidding

about those dangerous animals.

‐ Two‐legged or the four‐legged kind?

(electric crackling)

(ocean waves) (birds singing)

‐ This bed's a beauty isn't it?

Firm yet soft?

Kinda like me?

Come on let's be friends, have a little bounce.

‐ Michael.

You can't insult me and then make nice.

‐ Okay, I get the point.

Hey.

Let's go fishing.

‐ Do you have to wear that thing?

‐ It's my lucky fishing hat.

‐ Speaking of fishing,

it's odd isn't it?

All these reported deaths in Europe

caused by Peligro fish,

and yet none from the very place the fish originated from.

‐ Ballentine must have known from the start.

He's got this place sealed up tighter than Fort Knox.

‐ Aguacorp.

(machine beeping) (phone dialing)

‐ Krissie.

‐ [Krissie] Aguacorp.

A privately owned company.

Chairman of the board, Jack Ballentine.

‐ [Tommy] Offices in Paris, Johannesburg, and Costa Rica.

‐ [Marco] Net assets over $400,000,000.

‐ [Krissie] Oh he's a bit of a paper tiger.

A holding company for many different interests

including an air freight company,

and a global shipping company.

‐ Thanks.

‐ Sounds like Mr. Ballentine's got his fingers

in a whole lot of pie holes.

‐ [Cat] So how's the honeymoon going?

‐ [Ashley] Compared to a trip to the dentist

it's been absolutely delightful.

‐ My mosquito bites have mosquito bites,

and if I see one more couple kissing,

I'm gonna throw up.

‐ I had no idea you were such a romantic.

‐ Did you check out that bed?

‐ Yeah by myself, unfortunately.

‐ Yeah, me too.

‐ What do you think it's like, this love thing, anyways?

‐ You mean for more than two days?

(relaxed music)

♪ Sometimes I wake up

♪ And wonder if you're still here

♪ Looks like a story

♪ The ending's not always clear

♪ All I want is happy ever after

♪ And all the pages turn with every day

♪ Nobody knows if love will last

♪ Baby only time will tell

♪ Sometimes it disappears so fast

♪ Baby only time will tell

(moves into tropical music)

‐ Hi there, Dreamy.

‐ Hi!

Having fun?

‐ [Cat] High Dive reporting.

Surveillance negative.

Will keep looking.

(tropical music)

(moves into ominous music)

‐ Hey. The water's beautiful.

‐ [Voiceover] Mommy.

Mommy.

Mommy.

Mommy.

‐ What's the matter, sweetheart?

‐ Just get me out of here.

‐ What's the matter, Ash?

‐ That man in the torqouise bathing suit?

‐ Yeah?

‐ I think he's Red Brigade.

‐ Are you sure?

‐ I researched them for three months.

‐ At MI6?

‐ No.

‐ Ashley speak to me, sweetheart.

‐ My father was ambassador to Rome.

The Red Brigade tried to kidnap him.

My mother got in the way.

I got obsessed by them,

trying to understand,

why my mother?

I just, I needed to understand them.

‐ You know sometimes understanding's

a whole lot easier than feeling.

How could I not have known this about you, Ash?

‐ I don't talk about it very often.

Listen I'll be okay.

It was a long time ago.

‐ If there's anything I can do, sweetheart, ever,

let me know okay?

‐ Come on.

We're only pretending to be married, right?

‐ Right.

‐ I've got the photos that Vivian

was taking of all the guests.

‐ That's him.

‐ Okay let's find out who he is.

(beeping)

‐ Lorenzo Conte,

formerly with the Red Brigade,

and now supposedly Green Victory.

‐ Green Victory?

‐ Yeah they're an environmental organization

but they're very hardcore, you know?

‐ Okay, thanks guys.

(beeping)

‐ Do you think Conte's really gone green

or do you think it's a cover?

‐ I don't know.

But I think it's about time we found some answers.

‐ Ballentine's guards are so determined to keep us

on this side of the island,

it leads me to believe all the action

must be over on the south side.

Now listen, we keep a focus on things.

And if Lorenzo's involved, we nail him.

‐ Absolutely, we keep this professional.

‐ You know, Ash.

Sometimes, you're a pretty tough cookie.

‐ I'm overwhelmed by your admiration.

‐ There you are, Mr. And Mrs. O'Malley!

Aw, aren't you two just the most darling couple?

Do you know what?

I'm gonna sign you up for the limbo contest,

and you can not say no.

‐ Well actually we had our hearts set on a little fishing.

Is there any chance of that?

‐ But that's not on the schedule!

‐ Please?

‐ But Vivian can work wonders, can't she?

Follow me.

(speaking in foreign language)

‐ Hola! ‐ Hola!

‐ Hola, (speaks in foreign language)

Si?

‐ Mr. and Mrs. O'Malley want to rent a boat to go fishing.

‐ Senor Ballentine‐‐ (speaks in foreign language)

‐ What's he talking about?

‐ He's saying that Mr. Ballentine said that we can't.

‐ Why? ‐ Por que?

‐ (speaks in foreign language)

‐ He says that he buys up all the fish.

‐ I just want to rent a boat.

‐ (speaks in foreign language)

‐ No.

(speaks in foreign language)

‐ Now he's saying that the sea is very dangerous

and that they lost three fishermen recently.

‐ Well I'm awfully sorry about that

but tell him we want to rent a boat.

‐ I don't think fish is their main priority,

if you get my point, Ricardo.

‐ Oh! (speaks in foreign language)

‐ (laughs) You will be careful won't you?

‐ Careful's my middle name, sweetheart.

‐ And remember what Mr. Ballentine told you,

don't go ashore into the jungles.

It is very dangerous.

‐ Don't worry about a thing.

‐ Adios! ‐ Adios!

‐ I think we've got company.

‐ Conte.

‐ High Dive.

Remember that seaweed

that washed up on the village shore?

Do me a favor.

Keep on eye on it, alright?

‐ You got it, Platform.

(ominous music)

‐ Come on up, Aquaman.

‐ [Ashley] Let's head for the other side of the island.

‐ Would you just leave me alone already?

‐ Hey, hey.

I'm a cop.

I've got a natural curiosity.

Come on, you reading something kinky?

You can tell me, I'm a man of the world.

‐ What you are is a pest.

‐ Oh, well I'll stop pestering you if you tell me.

‐ Okay.

‐ Love poems!

You kiddin'?

‐ What?

‐ Aw, you're getting all romantic

'cause the guys went on a honeymoon, huh?

‐ You know, for your information,

some of these are very good.

And a little bit of romance is good.

You should try it.

‐ Okay.

‐ Okay.

Okay what?

‐ Okay I'll try it. Read.

‐ You're kidding.

‐ No.

Hit me.

But make it good, none of that artsy stuff.

‐ Okay.

‐ There's one in here from Elizabeth Barrett Browning.

‐ She dead?

Okay, okay, okay.

Go, go.

‐ (clears throat)

"How do I love thee?

"Let me count the ways.

"I love thee to the depth and the breadth

"and the height my soul can reach.

"When feeling out of sight of being and ideal grace,

"I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need.

"By sun and candle‐light.

"I love thee freely."

It goes on.

‐ It didn't rhyme.

‐ [Ashley] I'll watch the radiation levels.

(thoughtful piano music)

(machine clicking)

‐ Sarong, do you read me?

I've turned down the Geiger counter

and we're heading in to the jungle.

‐ Loud and clear, Deep End.

Be careful.

‐ No guts, no glory.

(machine clicking)

‐ High Dive, come in, please.

Come in, please.

‐ I don't know what he's doing,

but he's up to something.

‐ Well let me know if anything changes.

(machine clicking)

‐ The radiation count's increasing.

You're heading in the right direction.

‐ We can hear it.

(computer beeping)

‐ Platform, you're red‐lining.

Return to the boat.

‐ Wait a minute, there's something up ahead.

‐ Damn it, Platform!

Get out of there!

Back up!

‐ We found the three fishermen,

but they didn't drown.

They were shot to death.

And their skin looks really bad.

‐ [Brett] Radiation burns.

‐ Whoever was here is long gone now.

‐ They left behind their toys.

‐ There's a chopper.

There's a chopper coming towards your position.

Do you read me? Platform!

‐ I'll turn him 'round!

(techno music) (helicopter blades whirling)

(weapons firing)

(explosion booms)

‐ They must have ID'ed us before the chopper blew.

‐ And even if they didn't, Ballentine's no dummy.

He's got eyes all over this island.

‐ We have to assume we've blown our cover.

‐ [Mike] That's right.

From now on we're crash status.

‐ [Brett] So where do we go?

‐ [Ashley] We don't go anywhere.

We finish the job.

‐ [Brett] Well this should be interesting.

‐ [Mike] Cat, you still got an eye on Conte?

‐ I can't believe it.

I've lost him.

Wait a minute.

‐ I just want‐‐ ‐ No, really, I've got to go‐‐

I can't! (arguing)

‐ Incredible.

She's really got the touch.

Target is locked down.

‐ Mr. And Mrs. O'Malley.

Did you find your fishing trip interesting?

‐ Very.

‐ Really?

I understand that your catch was disappointing.

‐ Depends on your definition of disappointing.

‐ This island, it has such a fascinating history.

Did you realize that the original Spanish settlers

found nothing but death and misery here?

That's why they named it Peligro.

It means danger.

‐ Too bad I wasn't much of a history student.

‐ You should have been.

Studying dead people is a good way to stay alive.

As is keeping your nose

out of things that don't concern you.

‐ Is that right?

Well there's a lot more that stinks around here

than just the fish, pal.

‐ Cancel the reservation, Carl.

‐ [Carl] With pleasure.

(ominous music) (birds singing)

‐ Finish him.

‐ [Mike] We can launch from here.

Crows only pass every ten minutes.

‐ [Brett] This outta do the trick.

Okay.

(foreboding music)

(shutter clicking)

(shutter clicking) (birds singing)

‐ [Brett] I think that's enough.

We got the shots we need.

‐ If this is a honeymoon, I'm staying single.

‐ [Mike] Yeah, that's what they all say.

(ominous music)

‐ [Lorenzo] It's a trap, look out!

‐ [Mike] Scatter!

(weapons firing)

(techno music)

(grunting)

‐ Oh, I'm sorry. (grunts)

‐ All clear.

‐ What was that?

A warning?

‐ More like a funeral notice.

Where'd Conte go?

‐ Vanished.

‐ All right, let's get that film developed,

find out what the departure times are

and get the hell out of here.

Come on.

‐ Let's scan it to Krissie so she can enlarge this print

and give us an analysis.

‐ [Mike] I'm doing that right now.

(machine beeping)

‐ Loud and clear, Sarong.

We're patching through now.

‐ Spring Board, we need information quickly.

‐ [Tommy] Problems?

‐ We may have blown our cover.

(satellite beeping)

‐ Where'd they go?

What happened?

‐ It's dead.

‐ Something wrong?

‐ We've lost power.

‐ Someone's trashed the motor launch.

‐ We didn't lose power.

Somebody took it away.

‐ Great.

Next problem, how are we supposed to get those pictures?

(tinkling music)

‐ Got the paper and the solutions.

‐ Okay, we better do this fast.

‐ [Brett] Is it gonna work?

‐ It had better.

(knocking)

‐ I have to talk to you.

‐ I think you got the wrong room, pal.

‐ Look, I'm here to help.

‐ [Mike] You're here to help.

The Red Brigade is here to help.

Isn't that splendid?

‐ I'm not with the Red Brigade!

I'm working with Green Victory.

I know who you are.

‐ You don't know anything.

‐ You're Hunter‐Coddington's daughter.

Look, I had nothing to do with the death of your mother.

You have to believe me!

‐ Listen pal,

I don't think the lady wants to speak to you right now.

‐ My ideals got in the way of my better judgment.

I was wrong and people got hurt,

I'm trying to make amends for that!

‐ Get outta here.

‐ Listen if I was working with Ballentine

I wouldn't have helped you!

‐ And we thank you for that.

But how do you know Ballentine is responsible?

‐ Oh come on.

We all know that.

He runs the island.

Or at least he did.

He's leaving today.

‐ Let us handle this.

‐ Look, I really would like to help you.

‐ The lady said we can handle it.

Thank you.

‐ Let's go.

‐ Let's find us a boat.

‐ Seat taken?

‐ We are totally out of contact.

‐ You like talking?

I may not be too much for poems,

but I'm a pretty good talker.

‐ They could be hurt.

They might need us.

They could‐‐

We just don't know anything.

‐ You can't let your brain go down that track,

it'll eat you up.

‐ This team.

It means a lot to me.

‐ Me too. Me too.

‐ And you have a big family.

You have people that care about you.

I haven't had a family in a long time.

My parents died when I was seven.

I was shuffled around from one foster home to another.

Never had that feeling again.

Not until you guys.

You guys are my family.

‐ Come here to Marcos.

Listen, you gotta have faith.

There's a God up there

and he's looking out for each and every one of us,

I know that.

‐ I know, but they still could be hurt.

‐ They're not gonna be hurt, Krissie,

I promise you.

Nothing's gonna happen.

Nothing's gonna happen, okay?

Yeah.

Come here.

‐ [Mike] Okay, bring the magnifying glass.

‐ Now.

‐ Another piece of paper, quick.

‐ Bingo. Check it out.

Lead containers and hot suits can only mean one thing.

‐ No wonder the Geiger counter red‐lined.

‐ Yeah, and these missiles look like they're capable

of carrying nuclear warheads.

‐ [Brett] We got ourselves a ship,

and a problem.

‐ A fisherman said Lorenzo had been there ahead of us

and rented a boat.

Said he was headed for the other side of the island.

‐ He's carrying something

that sounded an awful lot like explosives.

‐ Mike, those missiles.

If he detonates them by mistake,

we could have a major nuclear incident on our hands.

‐ Let's move!

(ominous music)

‐ Contact the buyers.

Tell them we're on schedule.

‐ What about the O'Malley's?

‐ Details, Carl. Mere details.

‐ Excuse me.

‐ He's fine.

He's just taking a very long nap.

‐ This is Platform.

Be ready to move on my action.

‐ Mrs. O'Malley,

how good of you to see me off.

Kill her.

‐ Move team!

Now! Now!

(weapons firing)

‐ [Cat] There's a bomb on the boat!

‐ [Mike] Get out of the boat, it's gonna blow!

(explosion booms)

‐ Bomb's under here.

It's good.

It's very good.

‐ Well I'm glad you like it.

Now, disarm it.

‐ I can't.

It's got an anti‐tamper device.

If I disconnect a wire, the whole thing goes.

‐ Which gives us how long?

‐ About 30 seconds.

(explosion booms)

‐ We stopped him.

‐ With your help.

‐ Look, I'm sorry.

For everything.

‐ We've all made bad decisions

in our lives, Lorenzo.

‐ Thank you.

‐ I'm proud of you.

‐ You expected any less?

‐ You know something, Mrs. O'Malley?

Someday I think you're gonna make an exceptional wife.

‐ C‐5 sends their thanks to you all,

and with any luck the waters of Peligro Island

will be back to normal in a couple of months.

‐ Yeah well, I'm gonna miss those bedrooms.

‐ Is there something missing in your report?

‐ No.

We're just thankful

there were no long‐term radiation problems.

‐ Good.

You stopped Ballentine just in time.

He was on the verge of delivering these nuclear warheads

to a radical group in Johannesburg.

The group planned on using the weapons

to undermine a new liberal movement in South Africa.

‐ Well I guess that's the end of the honeymoon hotel.

‐ To the contrary, Cat.

The Costa Rican government

has decided to keep Hotel Eros open.

They've appointed Vivian Quaid

as the new managing director.

‐ Way to go, Vivian!

‐ What did they do with Lorenzo?

‐ Interesting fellow, Mr. Conte.

Costa Ricans decided his environmental aspirations

weren't so different from their own.

He made his case so convincingly,

that they're allowing him to establish

a wildlife refuge on the south side of Peligro Island.

Congratulations all around.

You did well.

(machine beeping)

‐ So, did you guys miss us?

‐ Nah.

‐ You didn't?

‐ Nah.

‐ I really did.

‐ Thank you, Krissie.

You know all this happy ending stuff makes me feel

kind of romantic.

‐ Oh, please!

‐ Well look, I'm not into the marriage thing,

but the honeymoon idea's not so bad.

You and me, a bottle of champagne, a jacuzzi?

‐ Not in your wildest dreams, Irish.

‐ Good try.

‐ [Voiceover] Next, on Acapulco H. E. A. T.,

when Ashley meets a mysterious diplomat,

she vanishes without a trace.

‐ Sit back and relax.

‐ What the hell is going on!

‐ Just get ready for your new life.

‐ Something's happened to her.

‐ [Voiceover] The victim of a

ring of international white slavers.

‐ There's no way out.

‐ I'll find a way.

‐ [Voiceover] The H. E. A. T. team must keep its cool‐‐

‐ We're totally outnumbered.

‐ My kind of odds.

‐ [Voiceover] to save one of their own.

‐ [Krissie] He's getting away.

‐ [Matt] Not a chance.

‐ [Voiceover] On the next Acapulco H. E. A. T.

(funky dance music)