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Die, scum!

Rico, what's the matter with these guys?

Come on, get the works going.

We gotta get the hell out of here.

Yes.

You know, you're late, Tommy.

Rico. Relax.

Okay, Benny. Okay.

You're the boss. Come on.

That's Hugo porto's mob?

Yeah. They tried to move in on big sep's territory

down in Atlantic city.

Killed Victor viking's mom in the process.

Wow! What a bunch of scumbags?

Whatever.

And there's proof for big sep

and a ticket on the redeye.

The heads are nice and clean and ready to go, okay?

Okay.

Hey, Tommy,

big sep's hot.

I'm two weeks late delivering the meat.

If he doesn't get that by noon tomorrow,

more heads are gonna roll, you know what I mean?

No problem.

¶ Do you love me?

¶ I'm in the grove ¶ do you love me?

¶ Do you love me?

¶ I'm in the grove ¶ I'm in the grove

¶ now, do you love me?

¶ Do you love me ¶ do you love me...

¶ Now that I can dance?

¶ Dance

¶ watch me now ¶ ¶ watch me now ¶

You take care. You have a good trip now.

Hi. Hi. Checking that one?

Yeah. All right. Ticket, sir?

Here you go.

All right. Where you headed?

San Diego?

Mexico. Eventually.

You have a good flight.

Thanks a lot. All right.

¶ Do you love me?

¶ Do you love me?

¶ Do you love me?

¶ Do you love me?

¶ Do you love me?

¶ Now that I can dance

¶ dance ¶

hey, how're you doing?

That goes way... on top.

Come here.

Up, up..

That's not going to fit.

Here.

It's just that this thing...

There.

Thank you. Thanks.

Ma'am, will you step over here, please?

Got to check your pockets...

Got a gun! She got a gun?

Get it away from her!

Get her hand! Get her hand! Over here!

Ouch! Please!

I don't own a gun!

Ma'am, stop struggling. Be a lot easier.

Yes...

Hey, kid, is this yours?

Yeah.

Yeah. Do me a favor, will you?

Put that right under the seat,

and see maybe if you can keep that with you.

Because I got some important stuff in this bag.

I'd like to keep it close by me.

You know what I mean?

Thanks.

That's really nice of you.

Good kid. Thank you.

Okay.

Attaboy. It fits right under there.

No, it doesn't fit right under there.

Maybe you'll get a little spot in another bin.

Thanks. I appreciate that. It's nice of you.

Excuse me.

Careful. Careful.

I almost didn't make it.

I'm sure someone's glad you did.

Let's see. 49-c.

It's right down this way.

Okay. Thanks.

49-c, sir. It's right here.

Baby stuff.

Let me see...

Excuse me, sir. Is this yours?

Yeah.

I'm sorry. We'll need to use this compartment.

Would you mind using another one?

Because I have valuable family heirlooms in there.

Okay... Sir, as you can plainly see,

this is an emergency situation.

Maybe you can use somebody else's bin.

I mean, this kid's not using all of his. Would you mind if...

Hey, excuse me, but screw you.

Hey, hey, come on, be nice.

Be a gentleman, will you?

We're trying to help over here. Let me help you.

Look, pal, this goes right under here.

Wait. No, this is small.

That's okay. Thanks. Don't... don't...

What... wait, don't kick it!

For God's sake! Those are live human organs!

Excuse me, sir!

Trust me, pal. They don't feel it.

Would you sit down, please?

Here you go, sir. I'm really sorry about that.

Sir, we're gonna have to use your bin.

Excuse me. But...

And actually, sir, I think your bag is over the size limit.

Well, no, because, see,

the guy outside measured this,

and he said that it was okay.

Sir, it's clearly over the size limit.

It will have to go in cargo.

Listen, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Hold on. Hold on a second. Listen.

Maybe we could just leave my bag where it is,

all right?

Are you trying to bribe me, sir?

No. I'm trying to purchase a place for my bag...

The place for your bag is in cargo, sir.

Excuse me. Maybe I'll just take another flight.

Fine. The next flight to San Diego leaves in 7 hours, sir.

Well, let me make a phone call.

Sir, do you actually think that we're gonna hold the plane

while you use the phone?

Now, are you flying with us tonight or not?

All right, miss Burke. Yes?

That's your name, right? Yes.

This bag better be in San Diego.

You're gonna be in a lot of trouble if it's not.

Yes, sir. It will be the very first off the plane.

Does that make you happy?

When it's there, then I'll be happy. Okay.

Have a seat, please. Thank you.

Happy?

Happy? Yeah, I'm happy.

I'm thrilled.

Happy.

What are you looking at?

You started all this with those frigging organs.

You're happy, right? Happy!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Or should I say good morning?

This is your captain speaking.

We're sorry for the delay,

but we should be moving away from the gate...

Look...

I think we got off on the wrong foot.

I'm Charlie.

So... Where you headed?

I'm going to meet my girlfriend's parents.

Yes.

She races these cars.

She's great. She's just great.

I wish her parents thought the same of me.

I'm on my way to meet them for the first time.

I haven't seen her in, like, six months, and...

I'm gonna go to sleep.

Think about what you're gonna say to them, okay?

Yeah. I don't know, because, I mean, I haven't even met them,

already the father, he doesn't like me, I know.

I could understand that. I just met you, and I don't like you either.

I gotta sleep. Didn't you hear me? Come on.

I'm just trying to make conversation.

Good. Make it in sign language.

Laurie?

Is something wrong? No.

You look great.

Thanks.

What is the matter?

Nothing. Let's talk about it later.

Okay.

No.

No, Jesus, please, no.

"Charlie pritchett"? Shoot!

What do you have in there?

It looks like you packed for a month.

You know me. Ready for anything.

Boy. Look at this loser.

Wooly... Be nice, now. Come on.

Charlie, these are my parents.

Annette and dick.

Annette. Charlie, it's a real pleasure.

Dick, very nice to meet you.

This is for you.

These wrappings are beautiful. Thank you.

My God, dick. I left yours on the plane.

No, no, no. Why don't you call the airline?

We got a long ride. We gotta make tracks. Sorry.

Wudji, why don't you ride shotgun with your dad?

"Wudji"?

Wudji like me to drive?

I think I can handle it.

No.

No. Jesus...

House of pain.

Yeah, hello, who's this?

This is qaddafi. Who's this?

Qaddafi? Listen...

This is bill. I'm an old friend of Charlie pritchett's.

I was wondering if you could help me find him.

Yeah. He's gone on spring break

with the rest of America.

Did you try looking in Mexico?

That's very funny.

Look, this is really important.

Do you think you could be a little more specific, qaddafi?

Not unless it's for a grade.

Hey, bill, is it?

Tell me if this sounds like a phone hanging up.

Yeah... shoot!

I need a flight to...

Bethesda university.

I'm not sure the university has their own airport,

but we can fly you to Baltimore. Will that do?

Hey, don't get cute with me, asshole?

Wake up, people, we're here.

Made it in record time.

I'm famished.

Me, too.

Boy, could I use a Margarita. What time is it?

1350 hours.

Bear,

remember what we agreed about your drinking?

You be a good bear.

Take one of your new pills.

They make me woozy, wooly.

Besides, I said I could use a drink.

I didn't say I'm having one.

Listen, there is absolutely nothing in this whole world

that could ever,

ever make me take a drink again.

So relax, okay?

Bienvenidos. Welcome back, senor.

Hola, Juan. You catch the big one this time.

Benny? I ran into a little delay here.

What do you mean, a delay?

Excuse me, are you gonna be long?

A day, maybe two. On the phone?

What? What the hell's happened, Tommy?

Hey, Benny, I can't go into it right now, but it's gonna be okay.

All right? I mean, can't you talk to big sep?

Big sep is riding me like a racehorse.

I told you we was late.

Hey, listen, the job is finished.

What's the big deal with the delivery?

Tommy, you didn't lose nothing, did you?

Hey, Benny, you know how many years I did this for your father?

How could you even ask me something like that? Mister...

Hey, lady, you interrupt me one more time,

you're gonna swallow this phone. Now get out of here.

Go ahead! Take it on the heels!

One day. You got one day, Tommy.

If big sep doesn't get those heads in his hands by noon tomorrow,

you might as well chop off your own head

and put it in with the others. Capisce?

Don't worry about it, all right? He'll have 'em before they start stinking.

Please. Or you'll be stinking.

Yeah, yeah. I know what you mean.

Well, it's about time.

Yeah, I know. Here.

It's all yours.

We've done a lot of redecorating...

Pepe.

Since you've been here, senor.

It's quite lovely. We hope you enjoy it.

It's beautiful, isn't it, bear?

Senor pritchett, your room.

Thank you. Minibar.

El bano, the bathroom.

If you need anything, please call me.

Everybody, unpack later.

They're only serving lunch downstairs for 10 more minutes.

Yes, sir. No problem. Good.

Senor, this is yours. Come on, bear.

I'm coming, wooly.

It's 206.

Aw, can we keep the puppy, wooly?

Okay, Laurie, what's going on?

Nothing. Let's just talk about it later, okay?

No. Let's talk about it now.

Look, Charlie,

I don't know quite how to put this, but...

I think I want a divorce.

What?

A divorce?

We're not even married. We're not even engaged.

You know what I mean.

That's why you invited me here, to tell me this?

Why'd you invite me to meet your parents?

Well, I didn't really... Actually invite you.

Excuse me, but...

You invited me to your parents' house,

and then you called and said we're coming to Mexico instead.

When I said we were going to Mexico,

I didn't actually mean you.

What?

It was just supposed to be me and my parents for my dad's birthday,

and you got so excited, I didn't...

I didn't know how to break it to you.

Laurie, what's happened to you?

Six months at home and you've mutated

from a fun-loving free spirit into...

Nancy Reagan.

Look, I just want stability in my life, Charlie.

I need to be with someone

who really knows who they are,

and knows what they want in life.

You know what this is all about?

Your folks.

They don't like me,

and it's affecting the way that you feel about me,

but just wait, Laurie.

My being here will turn out to be

a blessing in disguise.

I'm not giving up on you, Laurie.

Is my hair all right? I'm open-minded.

It's just that he's such a dip!

Do you think he's a dip? I think he's really cute,

and he seems funny, and he seems smart...

And, I mean, what do you want for, wooly?

I want what I was when I was his age.

I was charismatic...

Ambitious.

That's right. I was clearly headed to the top.

Clearly, darling.

The very, very top.

I mean, we can be honest with each other

when we're alone, can't we?

I think that's a good idea, wooly.

I mean, I've always wanted to be...

I forgot something!

Will you go down and get us a table?

What's the problem? No problem. I just forgot something,

and I'll be there in just a second, okay?

I'm running.

Senorita, no, no. Listen.

Decoration. Not for sale. Sorry.

I better go check on bear.

Mrs. Bennett.

There you are, bear.

We ordered you an enchilada.

Bear, are you all right?

Mrs. Bennett...

Jesus.

Mom, are you okay?

Would you like to sit?

Mom, what are you doing?

Good God, bear, don't tell me you've been drinking again.

Now, remember what the doctor said.

Take nice, deep breaths.

I have some pills if you're not feeling well.

That's a good idea. Why don't you take them...

It's...

All right, folks.

She's just a little hungry.

She's hungry, and her blood sugar's dropped.

Are you hungry, bear?

Mom, for God's sake!

Would you like an enchilada?

It's all right, folks. No harm done.

They're just... Happy to see each other.

You little son of a bitch.

I should've known.

Wake up, qaddafi.

We're gonna play college bowl.

For 10 points or your life...

Hey, Stevie... Where's Charlie?

You got any notes from last night?

I don't need 'em.

Hey!

No, no, I've got it. Thank you very much.

Senorita, your mother is going to be fine.

Take this, please.

Senor, I gave her a sedative.

Es muy, muy strong. Let her rest?

Thank you, doctor.

We've only been back here an hour,

and already she's on the booze.

Would you go easy on her, dad?

She's obviously under a lot of stress.

Okay.

When she wakes up,

we won't mention a thing, okay, Laurie?

Why don't you watch her

while Charlie and I go rent a boat for tomorrow?

Okay, Charlie?

Yeah. Great.

Is my hair okay?

Do you mind if I change my shirt before we go?

No. I'll use the phone in your room

so I won't disturb her.

All right. We're gonna play a game called

"be honest with me."

Now, the rules are very simple.

I ask you a question,

and you have to be honest with me, okay?

Now, where'd Charlie pritchett go on vacation?

Second rule.

You have to answer, qaddafi.

Why does he keep calling me qaddafi?

I don't know.

Now, look,

I don't want to have to put you kids through hell.

So...

Let me tell you what's gonna happen here.

First, I'm gonna hurt you.

Then you're gonna try to be brave.

Then I'm gonna hurt you again.

Then you're gonna tell me everything.

We don't know anything.

We don't know.

That's not being honest.

That's not honest. That's not honest.

Now, look.

This is not gonna get any easier.

It's only gonna get harder.

So I don't know why you're protecting this kid,

'cause I'm gonna find him.

Here we go. Here we go. Attaboy.

I swear to God, we don't know where he is.

All he said was Mexico, and he's...

Come on! We're not trying to protect him!

We're not...!

I won't repeat myself.

Mom, if you want to come down, you're certainly welcome.

It's just that the weather is terrible.

What are you talking about?

It's rained since we got here, mom.

There's storms everywhere.

I mean, more storms are on the way.

Mom, I'm just thinking about you.

Mom... of course we'd love to have

your company, mom.

Well, I know you're young enough to travel.

It has nothing to do with that.

I know. It has to do with her.

Mom, please. Please, mom, don't dredge that up.

What's the matter?

You okay?

Ants! Ants everywhere!

Ants? I don't see any ants. What you talking about?

Mom, there are ants down here. Ants everywhere.

Mom, please don't dredge that up.

Because it's got nothing to do with her!

What is it? What is it?

What is it?

I have a cramp in my leg.

A cramp?

Well, pull yourself together. Stop screaming!

Mom? Mom, sorry. I'm...

No, mom, I'm not arguing with my wife.

I'm arguing with you! I mean, mom...

Please, I'll have to call you back.

Mom, I'll call you back. I'll call you right back.

Will you keep it down?

Why don't I meet you downstairs in the lobby in, say, five minutes?

Five minutes! All right?

Five minutos!

And don't send this laundry out.

It's gonna cost me an arm and a leg.

God.

Obviously this is...

This isn't real.

It's...

It's...

It's a fake.

It's a fake.

Senor! Senor!

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

I ate a hot pepper.

Hot! Hot pepper!

No, no, no. Bad dog.

Charlie, are you okay?

I'm fine. I just ate a killer pepper.

A killer pepper. I'm fine. I'm fine.

There's some water in the minibar, sir...

No! No, no.

I like the sensation.

Yee-hah!

Yee-hah!

Enchilada!

Okay. Well, you call me if you need anything?

Will do. Thank you, paco.

Pepe!

God! What's going on?

The police! This has got to be a setup. God...

What's the matter?

There's got to be a camera or something.

We're in Mexico. Why would there be a camera in Mexico?

Mexican candid camera. Still on the air!

Charlie!

You're acting insane.

I'm okay. Would you get it together?

Okay? I'm okay. I'm okay.

What the hell's going on?

Look, Laurie,

you got to promise you won't freak, okay?

Okay.

I found something in my duffel bag.

Something...

I mean... look, it's a...

What?

Forget it. It's nothing.

Charlie pritchett, this is sweet!

No!

You got me a present!

No! I didn't think you'd got me...

It's not a present, Laurie!

Laurie, don't open it. It's a head!

Laurie?

Laurie!

Are you okay?

Honey. Yeah.

Senora, are you all right?

She's fine. Everything's fine.

She had a pepper, too. She loves them, actually.

Are you sure, senorita?

You call me if you need anything?

Will do.

Thank you, paco. Bye-bye.

Laurie, are you okay?

Can you stop screaming?

Good God, Charlie, what are you doing with a head in your bag?

I don't know. You think I know?

Yes, I think you'd know!

If I had a head in my bag, I think I'd know!

Laurie, don't get upset,

but there's more than one.

What?

Charlie, there's two?

No.

Three? Four? How many?

Eight.

Laurie! Laurie! Wait!

Laurie!

You're not in the hall. You're in the closet.

Don't you think I realize that?

Laurie.

I'm not coming out.

Laurie... I'm not!

You have to come out. No.

The bodies are in there.

I was kidding. I was kidding.

Kidding? You're kidding at a time like this?

I had to calm you down.

For God's sake, try and stay calm, okay?

Calm? You expect me to remain calm

when you have eight human heads in your luggage?

Laurie, there may be two people in China who didn't hear you.

Well, then, what the hell's going on?

I wish I knew.

Could it be Steve or Ernie playing some sort of sick, hideous medical prank?

I don't think so.

The thought of blood bothers Steve,

and this isn't Ernie's style.

They're my best friends.

But come on, they're dull guys with dull lives.

You're psycho! Jeez, Louise!

You're psycho!

We don't know anything, all right?

I don't know shit!

You're right.

Besides, the only heads we have access to are cadavers.

These heads are fresh. Charlie.

I'm sorry, but it's true. Check it out for yourself.

No. Let's just call the police.

No. No. No.

Why?

Because we're in Mexico, Laurie.

A third-world country.

You don't just call the police in a third-world country

and tell them you found eight human heads in your luggage!

Why not? Because they have no laws here.

They'll turn me into a taco.

All right. What do you suggest, then?

We have to think this thing through rationally, okay?

My God, Charlie.

What if they have your bag?

What? Your bag.

What if the person who owns this bag has your bag?

They're gonna come looking for you.

Laurie, I just took a mental inventory of my bag.

There's nothing in that bag that could possibly lead them here.

His family lives in cleary, Vermont.

They're in the furniture business.

Laurie's from Denver, last name Bennett.

B-e-n-n-e-t-t.

On vacation in Mexico.

Okay, that's reassuring.

What do we do?

Simple.

All we have to do is throw them away.

They lock the garbage.

Senor pritchett?

Paco.

Can I help you?

No, no.

Just putting the trash in the garbage.

Putting the garbage in the trash, you know?

Well, I'll take it for you.

No, no. I got it. What is it?

It's... it's none of your business.

No, senor. I meant, what kind of garbage is it,

aluminum, plastic? We recycle here.

It's really not recyclable. It's...

It's perishable.

Well, you... Perishables, we compost.

It's really not compostable.

Sure, it is.

Everything perishable is compostable.

Jesus Christ!

I mean, come on.

Sorry, senor.

Go ahead and put it in.

I'll take care of it later.

Actually, you know what? It's fine.

I'll just take it back.

It's really not that bad, and...

I just need a little oil and formaldehyde and vinegar,

and it'll be just as good as...

Are you sure, senor?

Yes. Thank you, paco.

Mom, why are you bringing my inheritance into this?

It's my money.

Excuse me.

You still haven't changed? What are you doing?

Well, I...

No, not you, mom.

I found a rat in my room.

And it had a ball of yarn...

I don't want to be rude, but are you coming,

or am I gonna spend the entire day waiting in the lobby for you?

You're so right. I'm so sorry. I'll be right down.

You've sided with her all along.

What am I gonna do, flush them?

Nothing

fits

around.

Here.

No, no, no.

Por favor, no clean.

No clean. No clean. No clean.

No clean. No clean. Gracias.

I mean, I'm asking you to come, mom,

but there's really no need for you to come.

It's 200 degrees here.

And you go in here.

Like that.

Mom, if we're cut off, it's the lightning.

What?

Okay.

Gotta go rent a boat.

I've got eight human heads in my room,

and I gotta go rent a boat.

Okay.

Mrs. pritchett?

Hi. This is Ernie lipscomb,

Charlie's friend from medical school...

Great. In acapulco, please, then.

The numbers for as many hotels as you can give me.

I know. I know. It is late.

It's just we've run into a little bit of a situation up here...

All right. Okay. The Mayan.

No, no, no. Relax. Everything's fine,

but I do need to get a hold of Charlie.

Did he by any chance tell you

what hotel he was staying at Mexico?

He didn't.

Right. No. I know how sons can be.

All right. That's the last one, right?

I'm good.

School's a little crazy.

You know how that goes.

You sure he's only going away for a week?

He packed enough stuff here for a year.

Charlie's a compulsive packer.

"Sleight of mind" by Charlie pritchett again.

He's writing a detective novel.

Yeah. It sounds like his autobiography.

It's a pun on slight-of-hand and dim-witted.

You know, a pun. Play on words. Get it?

No, no, no. Relax. Everything's fine.

I don't know. We got midterms.

I'll talk to you soon. Gotta go. Bye.

Shit.

I popped the last guy who tried to pun me, asshole.

Get it?

You get it?

Yeah, I can get it, too.

Make some more calls.

You, too, asshole.

Charlie, this is none of my business, hopefully, but let's review.

You've been pre-law, pre-architect,

pre-vet, pre-med.

No. Real med.

And now Laurie tells me this week

you're thinking about becoming a headshrinker.

Charlie.

What?

Shrink. Headshrinker. Psychoanalyst.

Whatever you call an overpaid hand-holder these days.

Actually, sir, I was thinking about that,

but I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

I'm certainly aware of that.

Dad, enough.

Annette?

Bear?

Wooly, are we alone?

Yeah, we're alone, but where are you?

Wooly.

What are you doing there?

Wooly, wooly, thank God.

Thank God you're alive.

Still alive? Of course I'm still alive.

Where's Laurie?

Where's Laurie? Not with him.

My God, not with that maniac.

Honey, calm down and tell me what you're talking about.

What I'm talking about? Our daughter is dating a mass murderer.

I went into his room to take a gift to put in his bag,

and in his bag, he's got body parts.

Senora Bennett. I'm sorry to scare you.

I just fixing the gutter.

Dick, I am not crazy. I know what I saw.

Ann, I believe you. No, you don't believe me.

Yes, I do believe you.

But you remember what the doctor said about your drinking.

I did not hallucinate it. I had the drink after I saw them.

What about the pills? Please, wooly.

I saw you take them. You said yourself they made you woozy.

Right.

But then what about the bag? Okay, where's his bag?

I don't know, but I was in his room when he unpacked.

He unpacked right in front of me. Would a maniac do that?

No.

No.

No.

No, no, no.

No.

No!

It's not my room.

It's not my room!

It is my room.

Okay.

Senor. What?

We clean room. What?

Room clean. No.

Marco?

No, I'm...

Blind.

I'm blind.

I mean, you're blind.

I mean, I'm a guest

and I forgot something.

I draw the line on mass graves.

Mass graves?

You know, maybe we should just do individual seven of them, you know?

We don't have time.

You know what? This reminds me of when I was a kid.

I was 13 years old,

and me and my friends used to rip the heads off Barbie dolls

and bury them in the mud in the backyard.

Really? You used to rip the heads...

Find any buried treasures, gringos?

Shit.

We have laws about these deserts.

They're environmentally protected now, you know?

Actually, no, we didn't know.

We got to protect the snakes,

protect the lizards, protect the toads.

Are you familiar with the Mexican horny toad, chiquita?

No.

Yeah. The Mexican horny toad

is a very special species.

It's against the law to hurt a horny toad in any way.

You just hurt a horny toad!

Laurie!

Are you all right? Yeah.

No!

Shit!

They stole my car. Go get 'em!

Dick is gonna kill me.

I want you to stay here at your hotel.

You're much safer here.

Okay.

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

Senor?

You forgot your bag.

Thank you. Thank you, sir. Thank you.

Thank you. Good night.

That went well.

Charlie, I got it. Fedex.

What? Fedex 'em to Steve.

Fedex. Laurie, we're in Mexico. There is no fedex.

Well, then, mexex them. I don't care.

The point is, just ship 'em.

And just let Steve innocently open a package full of heads?

Of course not. We'll call him.

All right, boys, I would like to do this forever,

but, I mean, I'm sorry.

I don't know what else to do, you know.

I think it's time that I got rid of you two and moved along.

Come on. Come over here.

What? You can't just kill us.

We're trying, all right.

Trying? What are you talking about?

What's this look like, the special Olympics?

I need the bag. Get over here!

Wait. I...

Trying? You should get down.

Listen, we can call more people.

Get down.

Can I answer that? It might be Charlie.

Put it on speaker phone.

Hello? Steve.

Charlie, thank God.

Listen to me, you asshole.

You got my heads, and I want 'em back, you understand?

Who is this?

Never mind who this is.

I want those heads.

Jesus Christ! You're the guy from the airplane.

Charlie, listen. Listen. We...!

What does this look like, a family reunion?

Steve. What are you doing to Steve?

I'm killing him unless you shut up and listen to me.

Where are ya?

I'm in Baja,

6 hours South of San Diego.

Listen to me.

You meet me at the San Diego airport

and bring all eight heads with ya.

San Diego airport? I'm on vacation with my girlfriend's parents.

Okay. Okay. San Diego.

You make sure you're there by 6:00.

If you ain't there, your buddies here are history, you got it?

But what if I don't have all eight heads?

What?

I... I lost one.

You lost one? You lost one?

How the hell could you lose one?

The maid got it.

What do you mean a maid? How the hell did a maid...

What do you mean? Which one did you lose?

I don't know.

Jeez! What a creep! This shit!

I can't believe this shit!

Damn it!

What's happening?

I don't know. I don't think he's taking it too well.

He's freakin' out.

Charlie, this guy is serious. He's not screwin' around.

He's a psycho. You gotta do what he says.

'Cause if you don't...

- Are you there? - Yeah. Yeah.

Listen to this.

All right. Bring the rest and make sure you're there.

Remember what I'm telling you. You got it?

Got it. Before you hang up, though...

What?

If you hurt my friends, you'll never get them.

What are you trying to do? You threatening me?

No. I'm just telling you a fact.

And don't lose my book, either.

It's my only copy.

Charlie.

All right. All right. Forget the book.

I'll be there.

Yeah, you better.

What's happening?

We have to go back to San Diego.

San Diego?

My dad will shoot himself.

What are we gonna tell him?

What do you mean he forgot to turn in his lab report?

I know it sounds flaky...

Flaky? It's ridiculous.

You mean he came all the way to Mexico

without turning in a report,

and for that, we have to go home?

Mom's sick, and anyway, it's your fault.

My fault?

He took your advice. He's decided on something.

He's decided he'll never be a member of this family.

That's for sure.

We're leaving.

How did he take it?

Well, it's gonna have to fall into the category of blessing in disguise.

I'll make it up to him. I'll give him a year of free analysis.

Cute. Here.

What's this?

It's a surprise for his birthday.

He likes this macho stuff.

Can you pack it in your bag?

I don't want him to see it.

Where exactly would you suggest that I put it?

If we're going, let's get going.

Right, dad.

The shirt's for you. Get packing.

Laundry.

I didn't...

Hello.

Thank you.

Hey, who's this guy? He might do.

Do for what?

Hugo.

Wait a minute.

Are you telling us you're trying to find a look-alike

for the head Charlie lost?

Yeah. We got some time to kill before we go to the airport.

My God.

But these are college professors.

You know, innocent people.

You can't just kill innocent people

because they look like someone else.

Let me tell you something, college boy, nobody's innocent.

Now, who is he?

He was my anatomy Professor.

He almost flunked me.

Good. Here's your chance to get even with the prick. Get me his address.

All right.

Wait a minute. I just thought of something.

What?

Cryonics.

Cry what? Cryonics.

Frozen bodies.

This university has the biggest cryonics foundation in the country.

So what?

So it could save you a lot of trouble is so what.

I mean, look, you go on a killing spree here,

big sep's gonna hear about it.

I mean, a couple of gangsters die, nobody cares.

But you blow away professors,

big sep's gonna read about that.

Big sep don't read.

Yeah, well, still, this cryonics facility

has hundreds of frozen heads.

Why they got hundreds of frozen heads?

I think for situations like this.

Hey, don't be a little smart ass, you.

Look, they have 'em

because people are hoping that in a couple of hundred years,

maybe they can bring 'em back to life,

clone 'em a healthy body.

Are you jerkin' me around?

My God. You just put welts and bruises over 90% of my body.

Now you're talking about having me help you decapitate some Professor.

Would I be jerking you around?

Calm down, tough guy. What are you trying to tell me?

I'm trying to tell you that right across campus

is a gold mine of heads.

Heads "r" us. Night of a thousand heads.

If I was a guy in desperate need of a head,

as you are,

I'd at least check it out.

Senor, I can't find your jeep anywhere.

What do you mean you can't find it? It's red. Rojo.

My God. I forgot.

We went for a drive last night,

and it got stolen.

You forgot it was stolen?

Well, we...

This is ridiculous! How the hell are we gonna get out of here?

It's not a problem, senor. Take a plane.

A plane. A plane. Where would we take a plane from?

Here. Since you've been away, senor,

this has become a very important city.

We have built our own airport.

A plane comes every day.

Well, aren't we lucky?

Now, that's a Hugo.

This one's good?

For Hugo porto, it's unbelievable.

All right. We got a keeper.

What was that?

Thawing it out.

No way.

Good God, look at that.

Lassie, sit, girl. Stay.

My God.

My God.

Guys. Ernie.

What?

I'm not very comfortable perhaps.

Why is that?

We're messing with people's immortality here.

It's murder.

Technically, it's not murder, Steve,

because they're already dead.

No. These people believed in this freezing thing.

This is like grave robbing.

Grave robbing or worse.

I don't see any graves.

Do you see any graves?

There's gonna be two fresh ones right now

if you two don't start looking for heads. Come on.

All right.

Sir, I'm really sorry about the jeep.

It's open seating.

Take these tickets and you check in the big stuff.

We'll take the little stuff, and we'll go get the seats.

Do you think you can handle that?

Yes. I really appreciate...

Come on, bear. Come here.

Do you have anything to declare?

Any fruits? Vegetables? Native plants?

Are you kidding?

Anything to declare? Fruits? Vegetables?

Sobrino! Sobrino!

I'll get it.

Excuse me. Could you hand me my bag, please?

I don't have un momento.

I have un plane-o to catch-o. Got it?

Excuse me. It's right there. I can see it.

I'll just reach in and get it myself, okay?

Senor, no. No, senor.

Halt!

What? Is it dad?

Is it dad?

What?

They found two heads in dad's carry-on.

No.

Put me down. Put me down.

My God.

Help me. Help me.

My God.

Decent. Hold this one.

Yeah? Wait.

Do you need a Helen?

No. You can play with her when I leave. Get over there.

This guy do anything for you?

He's not bad either. COD be a st...

Yeah? We could beat him up a little bit,

give him a few cuts.

Random disfigurement.

Yeah, definitely a st...

It's worth a try anyway. I'll take him, and I'll take him.

Great. I'll wrap them up.

What do you mean, "take,".

You know,

for a future doctor,

you're a pretty stupid kid.

I mean take the heads.

No. No. No. No way.

You do it. This was your crazy idea, okay?

It's my idea that you should do it.

But he's the neurologist.

I'm only going into dermatology.

So don't screw up the skin.

Now there's a pleasant sound.

Mr. escobedo, this is my mother Annette,

Charlie, and fern Bennett, dad's mom.

She flew down to help us out with bail.

Nana, this is dad's Mexican lawyer.

Delighted.

Charmed. Now cut the crap

and tell us what the hell's going on.

Certainly.

Amigos, in your country, you have what you call

the good news and the bad news.

The good news is that Mr. Bennett underwent only very mild torture.

Jesus. My God.

Shut up, you poodle. What's the bad news?

He confessed and was sentenced to death.

My God!

That little weakling.

Mom!

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Don't get upset yet.

Not get upset?

Let the man speak, damn it.

There are remedies here.

This is a civilized country.

Surely there's going to be a trial,

some sort of hearing.

Of course. When my partner arrives,

we will formulate our strategy.

Until then, try to relax.

It's a beautiful day.

Enjoy Mexico.

I can't believe it.

Things get a little rough, he cracks.

Nana, they tortured him.

What? A little castor oil down his gullet?

A little electricity on his dillywacker?

Cat piss.

I am spent.

Chopping off heads just takes it out of you?

Shit!

Time to go. I got four heads. I'm screwed.

But you got a good start.

I'm sure one of those heads in there will do for the one Charlie lost.

I doubt it, the way my luck's running today, kid.

Well, let's take a second

and take stock of where we are so far.

Let me tell you something, kid, okay?

Just so you know.

I gotta kill the both of you,

so don't think by helping me,

it's gonna change that, all right?

Yeah, I know. I sure.

I'm just saying that you're doing all right.

You might be better off than you think.

Okay, but I'm just saying, too,

I want you to know.

Okay, let's see.

I got a Hugo, a Marty,

a so-so stu, and a bad Frank.

Right. And then at the morgue,

you said something about little Joey.

Right. All right, so I got little Joey,

a Hugo, a Marty, and a bad Frank.

Now, where's stu?

I said stu. So-so st...

No. Just a second ago, you said little Joey.

I know I said little Joey,

but I also said st...

Right. But then where's Frank?

All right. Look, start over.

You got a Hugo... Yeah.

A little Joey... Yeah.

A Frank... Yeah.

A bad stu... No. Frank. Bad Frank.

That's what I said.

No, you didn't. You said bad stu. Stu was just so-so.

No, sir. I said a so-so st...

You did not. You said bad st...

Yes, I did. Everyone heard.

I said a so-so st...

You said bad st...

I know the names, and you don't!

You two stop it, damn it!

These are not baseball cards we're talking about here,

all right?

These are heads, human beings' heads.

Where were we?

I said... okay.

I got a Hugo, a... Yes.

Ho, ho, ho. Wait a minute. Just a second.

I can't believe I didn't notice this before.

What?

With some black hair and a busted nose,

this kid makes a decent Frank.

What? Yeah.

I mean, I know you're a little young,

but with that stubble, a couple of missing teeth...

But you have a Frank.

I got a bad Frank. You make a better one.

But you don't even know if you need a Frank.

I might.

Please, please, no.

Listen, please, no. Listen, I don't want any trouble.

I fly. I fly.

What are you, a fairy?

No, no, no, no. He has a pilot's license.

You don't want to fly a commercial airline

to San Diego with all these heads.

That's how you got in this mess in the first place.

He can fly us. It's smarter.

Fly.

All right, grab all those heads.

Just leave the top one.

Why?

Because the top one doesn't look like anybody,

and big sep will never buy it. Let's go.

Wait a minute. Wait. Just a minute.

I sawed this off, and you're not even gonna use it.

Steve, chill.

No, you chill.

It's not fair, all right?

I spent a lot of time on this head.

Don't you think that you could have at least told me this

before I cut it off?

I saw that coming.

Don't ever fuck with a guy looking for heads.

Good advice.

Now take all the heads, and let's go.

Okay? Okay.

Big sep, it's Benny.

Where the hell are my heads?

I just talked to Tommy a while ago.

He'll be there tomorrow.

First it was two weeks ago,

then three days ago.

I gave them to Tommy. It's Tommy's deal now.

Don't you talk to me about Tommy. I trust Tommy.

This is your job.

Big sep, what are we talking about here?

Heads.

It's not like they got any value on the open market.

It's not like we're talking God damn diamonds here.

You know, that's what's bothering me, Ben.

A guy pays 80 grand and doesn't see proof,

he starts thinking maybe,

just maybe, he's been double-crossed.

You know what I mean?

Big sep,

I swear on the soul of my dead mother,

I offed them myself.

Me and Rico. I give you my word.

Your word ain't what I paid you 80 fuckin' grand for, Ben.

I paid you 80 fuckin' grand to see their fuckin' heads.

Now, you bring me their heads.

Benny!

Benny! Benny! Come in here! Hurry up!

Benny, you're not gonna believe this. Look at this.

My God, that's...

That's Hugo and st...

Didn't I tell you they'd show up, Benny? Didn't I tell you?

This is not good.

Not good? What the hell's big sep gonna say, Benny?

Shut up!

Ernie lipscomb, please pick up the courtesy phone.

Ernie lipscomb, please pick up the courtesy phone.

Yes, Janice. Make sure you check...

This is Ernie lipscomb.

Ernie, it's Charlie. Let me talk to him.

Sure. It's for you.

Yeah? Hi. It's Charlie. I...

What? How could you lose two more heads?

Well, the police got them.

How could the police get them?

The one I lost earlier, I got it back...

What are you looking at?

He's talking about potheads.

We're deprogrammers with marijuana anonymous.

He hates to lose a client.

Listen to me, you little incompetent piece of shit, you.

Where are you exactly?

The LA purisima hotel.

Don't move. Don't leave your room for anything.

I'm coming down there.

If there's any more heads missing by the time I get there,

I'm gonna replace them with your family and your friends.

You hear me?

He really cares,

and that's what makes him the best.

What?

I'm thinking that once he gets these heads away from us,

your dad's a goner.

We gotta move.

I saw a place just outside of here.

You gotta check into the hotel. Come on. Get up.

I'll take these...

I had nowhere else to put them.

I'll take these to the American border.

I'll give them to the police.

I'll rent a car. I'll drive all night.

What am I gonna tell my mother?

Tell her anything. Tell her we had a fight.

Tell her I called you fat. It doesn't matter what she thinks.

The important thing is to save your dad.

Fat?

Look, Laurie,

maybe your dad was right about me.

Maybe I'm a total nimrod who can't follow through on anything.

But I got him into this.

I promise you

I'm gonna get him out.

Get your hands off her, you maniac.

You may want me to think I'm crazy,

but I'm not crazy, and I'm not stupid.

You had those heads hid in your room,

and then you pinned them on my dick!

Mom, what are you saying? What am I saying?

I'm saying I'm calling the police on him. I'm gonna do it right now.

No! No!

Mom, calling the police is a bad idea. No. No.

Laurie, I love you. Take your hand off the phone.

You back off. I know exactly what I am doing.

You're not thinking clearly.

I'm thinking perfectly! I know exactly what I'm doing.

I told you to back off!

Operator? Yes. No, I wasn't yelling at you.

Could you get me the police, please?

Yes. Operator, I need you to get the police for me.

Can you... Policia?

I'm trying to reach the police.

The policia?

Gracias. Yes. Si.

Will you hold, please?

Yes. Of course I'll hold. I'm happy to hold.

For Christ's sake, keep it down.

Yes. Hello, police. Yes, I have...

Go. Charlie, hurry.

Go.

Just go.

I need to rent a car.

Sure. That's no problem.

We got chevys,

jeeps,

chevys.

Hey.

That looks like our jeep.

Well...

There's a lot of jeeps, you know, senor?

With this magazine in them? I don't think so.

This jeep was stolen from us.

I don't know, senor. A lot of people read magazines.

On grand mal seizures? You gotta be kidding me!

You really like that magazine?

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

You rent this jeep,

I'm gonna throw in that magazine for nada.

Unbelievable.

Excuse me. Where can we rent a car?

All right, make sure it has ac.

Hold on, champ.

Are you just telling me I just passed out?

No, no. Drink up. You're a little dehydrated.

You're such a mother.

All right, I'm gonna get us packed.

My butt's staying right here.

Why? I hear the tropicana's wonderful.

It's a waste of money, honey.

Give me the 2 cs. A cot and a crapper, I'm set.

But...

Laurie, Charlie, it's Ernie.

Jesus.

Who's Ernie? Nobody, grandma.

Well, he sure as hell seems to know you.

No, grandma. Is this some guy boffing on the side?

Grandma!

What the hell are you doing, honey?

Where's Charlie?

Who are you?

I asked you a question.

Where the fuck is Charlie?

And I asked you a question.

Who the fuck are you?

Well, now that we're in this friggin' LA purisima, what do we do now?

We find the cop station, and we get our heads.

All right.

Benny, look, look. It's him. It's him. It's Tommy.

Come on. All of you, get in there.

What do you think he's doing?

Think he got the heads back already or what?

I don't know, but why don't we follow him? Come on.

Where the hell's he going?

Keep following him.

I told Charlie to stay put.

I told that little son of a bitch to stay put.

So, who are you? God? Why the hell should he listen to you?

I am so groggy.

Do you mind if I lie down in the back?

I don't give a shit what you do, lady. Just keep quiet.

Watch your language.

Fern, stop it!

My God!

Another head!

My God!

Help! Help! Lady, lady, shut up!

I can't stand it!

I'm losing my mind!

Everywhere I look, there are heads!

Shut up, lady!

Jesus Christ!

You're not the only person on the planet with problems, okay? Shut it!

Jesus! What a head case!

Is that supposed to be a joke?

Killer humor?

Looked like this guy I dated in high school,

this Hugo, Hugo porto.

Hey, I think we better pull over,

'cause we need some gas soon.

Keep fuckin' driving. Okay.

Didn't I tell you to watch your fuckin' language?

What are you doing? Where are you going?

Get your hands off me, you goon.

Don't fuck with me...

Grandma!

My money says he ain't got the heads.

Mine, too.

Man. How could you do that?

How could I what? Throw her off the cliff.

A man can only take so much, kid.

My God.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe it.

I thought the old battle-ax would never die.

Mom.

He...

So what do you wanna do now?

Keep following them. But I don't like the smell of this.

Well, well, well,

if it isn't our old amigo.

No, not again.

Isn't once enough?

Can't you give a guy a break?

One human being to another. Come on.

That's very moving, gringo,

but the real question is,

are we going to cut off your cohonies or leave them on?

You don't have to do this.

Come on, guys. Come on.

Can't we flip for it?

What? A coin, you know? Flip a coin.

I win, you let me go.

You win, you mangle me.

You're a crazy man, gringo.

Call it. Heads.

You sure?

You don't even want to think about it?

I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

Juan!

Don't take the keys!

God!

This has not been a very good vacation.

Hello?

Hello?

Who's there?

Hey! Hey!

Stop!

¶ Bum-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum-bum

¶ bum-bum-bum-bum-bum

¶ Mr. sandman... ¶

Not your kind of music? I hate that shit.

Are you talking to me?

I said, "are you talking to me?"

I said, "are you talking to me?"

I don't know who you're talking to.

I'm the only one here.

Shut the fuck up!

Are you talking to me?

Yeah, I'm talking to you!

Shut up!

Shut it!

Screwball.

What's that?

What's what?

Stop. Stop.

No.

Hold on, now. Hold on. Hold on.

Just... okay, okay, okay. Okay.

Stop!

Okay. Don't shoot.

I thought I told you to stay put.

Where's my heads? Where's my heads?

They're in the jeep. They're in the coolers.

Good. Come on.

But I lost another one.

What?

Here, coyote.

What's he doing?

Well, the kid ain't dead. That's for sure.

Here, coyote.

Come. Shit!

What? What is it?

Shit. I'm dead.

Well, whoever they are, it doesn't look like they're coming after us.

Not yet.

Just the fact that they're here means I'm dead, though.

When? As soon as I give you the heads?

Or as soon as I get them across to the states.

Knowing them, they're gonna let me take that risk, too.

Who are the heads, anyway?

What?

None of your business. What the hell do you care?

You spend your vacation with a bunch of heads,

you kind of want to know, you know?

You think about their hopes and their dreams,

their lives cut short.

Hopes, dreams.

Those bums.

You have to feel something.

You don't just kill eight people

and not feel anything.

Look, it don't really matter,

but let's just set the record straight, okay?

First of all, I didn't whack 'em. Those guys did.

Second, Mr. phi beta craphead,

if I hadn't fucked up, I'd be retiring after this.

Hey, hey, hey. Look, look.

What the hell's he doing?

It looks like he's chasing aunt philomena's dog.

Hey, what if we can help each other out here?

Impossible. Why?

Because you're too stupid,

and, besides, I'm not gonna take the chance

of going across that border.

Well, if you know it all,

then how come you're in this mess to begin with?

Because of bad luck.

It's not my fault that the bag was too big to go in carry-on.

There was a gift shop right next to the gate.

Didn't you ever think of taking two bags?

Shit.

So I'll repeat the question.

What if there were a way we could help each other out here?

What way?

I'm not into mass murder if I'm not getting paid for it,

but I'm warning you, anybody gets in my way is dead.

Thank you again for getting rid of fern.

Mom!

The going rate is five thou, but you could owe me, lady.

Where the hell's he going?

I don't know. Do I look like a mind reader? Come on! Let's go!

So now what do we do? Drive for the border?

Hell, no. We gotta get those heads back and save your dad.

Hey!

Come back here!

I'll kick your ass!

Come on, Benny. Let's take him now.

I expect that's exactly what he wants.

Let's see how lucky we got here.

Well, we got Marty.

We got Benito.

Little Joey.

What is he doing?

I don't know. It's like he's teasing us.

Wait a minute. It's caught on my neck.

Ouch. Jamal, you wanna bite?

Jamal, Jamal.

Let's see. What do I need?

I need a stu,

Frank, and a Hugo.

There's Hugo.

Who is it? I can't tell. It looks like stu or Hugo.

Frankie.

You suck.

But you're gonna have to do, buddy.

How many has he got now?

He's got one...

Seven, eight. He's got all eight.

I want to make him the ninth head.

You...

You, I definitely don't need.

What a bunch of douche bags.

The lost dreams.

What a crock.

Hey, this coyote won't be doing any more running away.

I got him trained.

That is disgusting.

I can't leave it outside for the coyotes.

All right.

Everybody be still. This is the last match.

Good work, Steve. You ass.

That's it. Just gonna have to wait till dawn.

Steve, shut up.

Heads up!

Stop ahead.

Anybody need to use the head?

Steve, shut up and go to sleep.

Don't let it go to your head.

You're way ahead of me.

Steve!

Hey, don't bite my head off, all right?

That's it. I'm sleeping outside, guys. Me, too.

Steve. Get a grip.

Go to sleep.

Or what?

You'll have my head?

Enough.

¶ Bum-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum-bum

¶ hey

¶ bum-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum-bum

¶ bum-bum-bum-bum-bum ¶ Mr. hit man.

¶ I'm so alone ¶ bum-bum-bum-bum

¶ ain't got no body

¶ to call my own

¶ ain't got no legs

¶ for walkin' all over

¶ can't hold my liquor so I gotta stay sober.

¶ Mr. hit man, gimme a break

¶ bum-bum-bum-bum

¶ tell Mr. big sep

¶ that I ain't no snake

¶ bum-bum-bum-bum

¶ please turn on your magic sheen.

¶ Mr. hit man, bring me a dream

¶ bum-bum-bum

¶ bum-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum-bum

¶ bum-bum-bum-bum-bum hey.

¶ Bum-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum-bum

¶ bum-bum-bum-bum-bum ¶

Jesus.

Benny, Benny, wake up. Wake up.

He's up. He's up. He's up.

Damn it.

This always works on a Camaro.

You can do it.

All right.

Can I get some breakfast here?

Si, senor. Please sit anywhere you'd like.

Benny, what the hell's he doing?

I don't know. Let's go find out, shall we?

Coffee, senor?

Yeah.

Juice? Sure.

Wow. Look at this surprise.

Benny, Rico.

You boys decide to take a vacation?

Yeah, Tommy. You know, we never seen Mexico.

We kind of figured this would be a good time to check it out, you know.

Good, good. It's nice down here.

Look, I know you're waiting for me to cross over to the states.

I gotta tell you now.

When I do, you get that bag

over my dead body.

Funny. We was thinking that exact same thing, Rico?

Yeah.

That's his van.

Hey! The guy with the van, where is he?

He's in the hotel, senor.

You're not going in there after him, are you?

We need those heads.

Yes, I'm going in there.

I can't believe you're actually doing this.

Give me your guns.

Jesus, Charlie, where'd you get that?

Looks like mine's.

It was yours. You dropped it in the desert.

Now it's mine.

Now both of you put your guns on the table,

or I'm gonna blow your heads off.

Right now!

Laurie, get the guns.

Ernie, get the duffel bag.

Wait a minute. Easy, kid. You don't want to mess with these guys.

He's right, Charlie. What do you want those heads for, anyway?

He's gonna take them to the border

and turn them in, right, Charlie?

He'll be a hero with her old man.

Something like that.

Forget about it.

You do that, and big sep kills us all.

Fuck big sep.

Miss Bennett, senor pritchett.

Paco.

We're FBI.

He's the unabellman.

Senora Bennett.

Back off.

Come on!

He's getting away. Big sep's gonna kill us, Benny.

Come on! Let's go!

Come on, Laurie. Drive faster.

Why do you have a gun?

Laurie, why do you have a gun? What? What?

What's happening? What's this all about?

It's about heads.

Hey, Steve, leave him alone.

Look, look, look, look, look, look.

I told you it wasn't recyclable.

Paco, it's okay. It's okay, paco. Si.

Charlie, what are we gonna do?

Charlie?

What are you doing? Ernie, give me the duffel bag.

Everybody stay in the car.

Steve, stay in the car!

Move, please. Move!

I need to get through.

Laurie!

Hey, does this mean anything to anybody?

I have something to declare.

Hey, hey, hey. It's a mistake.

He doesn't have anything.

Arrest them! Arrest them!

That's his bag. Arrest them.

Charlie!

All right! Everybody freeze.

Don't do anything stupid,

and nothing stupid will happen.

Get to the plane. Shit.

No need to be excited.

We're just... We're gonna get in the plane

and fly away. Bye-bye.

Have a nice day.

Arrest them!

Drop your guns, or I'm gonna shoot him.

Move in, God damn it! Move in!

No!

Charlie, no!

Arrest them!

Check their bag. Open the bag.

There's...

There's a human head in the bag.

The man you arrested yesterday is in jail

for the murders these guys committed.

Her father's innocent.

These are the guys that did it.

Right there.

Wait a minute. That's not ours.

You arrested us for the wrong head here. Rico!

All our heads had hair. Shut up.

Where are our heads, asshole? Shut up, Rico!

I said shut up.

I told you. They set us up, Benny.

You knew it? You planned it?

You got a future, kid.

Thanks.

Sleight of bag by Charlie pritchett.

Show me the law about bringing a head out of the country!

Shut up, Rico!

It ain't a fruit, it ain't a vegetable!

It ain't a native plant, God damn it!

You can't have it! It's mine!

I spent a long time on this head!

It's my best friend!

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