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if i were an
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earthworm i would have no brain
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i would have a long slimy body like a
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tube
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it will be formed by many segments
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at one end i would have a mouth but no
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teeth
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i suck up my food
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at the other end of my body i would have
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my anus
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to defecate but i would pee from
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each segment and breathe from each
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segment
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i am a very common worm yet the names of
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two greek gods
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hermes and aphrodites are needed to
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describe me
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i am both male and female
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to have babies i need to mate
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with another hermaphrodite
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in the 69 position sexually mature worms
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like me
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have a clitellum a kind of a muff
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that i can slide along my body
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first i push to clitellum to collect my
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eggs
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then to collect my partner's sperm
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then i slip it over my head and drop it
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to the ground
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[Music]
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my little worms will be born in two to
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three weeks
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um
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you
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