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You check here. Come, we'll look over there.

Come on.

If someone's watching my video, please help me.

I've been kidnapped by some goons.

I don't know which place this is.

This is not a prank. This is a live video.

I'm sending my location.

'This is not a prank. This is a live video.'

'I'm sending my location.'

This is great. This is my opportunity to become a hero.

It'll take me five minutes to get here.

Where are you going? Don't go alone.

Take some people along.

They'll crush you if you go alone.

Who's going to go with him anyway? I'll have to do something.

Hey, Mr. Ambulance. What are you doing here?

I'm here to trick sick minds.

Oh!

What are you doing here?

Do you see a washing bat in my hand? - No.

So I'm obviously not here to wash clothes.

Oh.

So, our mission is the same.

All chant the name of the Lord.

All hail the Lord.

All chant the name of the Lord.

Greetings. - Greetings.

Has someone passed away? - Yes, my elder brother.

I'm sorry to hear that.

He was my father.

Your father?

That means he lived a full life.

The one who had to pass has passed.

Let's at least save the one who has to live.

What do you mean? - Look at this.

This girl is kidnapped by goons.

I need some men to rescue her. Come with me.

You're right.

But how can we leave the corpse alone?

He won't run away or come under a bus.

But dear, we'll get late for the cremation. - The cremation can be delayed.

They won't punish him and send him home for that. - I'm getting a call.

Where are you, Aunt?

We waited for you and have reached the cremation ground.

Come there directly. - By the time your aunt comes, we'll save the girl.

I said we can't go.

You will have to come with me. - How?

He took it! - Catch him!

Catch him!

It's your phone. You run too.

How can I run? My knees hurt.

I can't even walk.

Yes!

You do have strong muscles.

I'll be right back. - Hey, stop!

Spray some here too.

I'm in trouble from both ends.

I'll teach you a lesson! - Just a minute.

I want to ask you something. - What?

Are you the ambulance driver?

No, I brought the ambulance so that I could reach sooner in an emergency.

I had to save the girl.

Now I can use it to take these rascals. - Oh!

Tell me, you goon!

Why did you kidnap the girl?

She refused to marry our boss.

It was simple.

She only had to marry our boss

who has been divorced twice and lost a leg.

Everything else is fine.

You get in! - Come on! - I'm done for!

My legs hurt.

Yes? Where are you?

At the police station. - We don't need the police.

I handled it here.

Just send your uncle here quickly or the police will handle me.

Bring him quickly. The one who says..

'I have three pens in my pocket.'

'My turban is in place.'

'I'm wearing a full suit with a tie.'

'I like to play with the key. I own a red car.'

Let the court's proceedings begin.

Your Honour, the lawyer of the opponent, Mr. Ajmer Singh was late

by 25 hours yesterday, and 10 hours today. - Your Honour.

Pardon my audacity. This could have been mentioned 15 seconds earlier.

Just as a half-filled glass can also be called half full or half empty.

But you did come late.

She's all alone

but I have so much more to do in life.

Your Honour, I was preparing for the case.

It's easy for women. They can argue even in the middle of the night.

Thank God that women don't have horns

or they'd keep men hanging on their horns forever.

Order! Stop wasting the court's time.

That's what I'm trying to say, Your Honour.

My dear friend.. - Hold on.

I'm not your friend.

But you are my wife. - I was, not anymore.

Look, things are still not too bad.

We can still live in peace together. - Shut up!

We're living together only until the court's verdict.

But that doesn't mean we can get together again.

I've made up my mind to divorce you.

Order! Order!

Forgive me. - This is your family dispute.

Tackle it at home.

Yes, Your Honour. Let the proceedings begin.

Please record my client's statements.

Permission granted. - Your Honour.

All I ask for is bed tea in the morning.

I watch my phone for four hours

and do the household chores the rest of the day.

Yet he's being arrogant.

This concerns a woman's self-respect.

Divorce must be granted. - I object, Your Honour.

Does only a woman's self-respect matter?

This is an insult to men.

Your Honour, you already know

I have three pens in my pocket. My turban is in place.

I'm wearing a tie. I'm an educate man.

I own a red car. I'm wearing a full suit.

What do you mean? I'm wearing clothes too.

Your Honour, the wise say that there is a vast difference

between a man and a woman. - The woman runs the household.

You couldn't run yours. - You didn't let me.

You didn't let me. - You didn't let me.

You didn't let me. - You didn't let me.

You didn't let me. - You didn't let me.

You didn't let me. - You didn't let me.

I said, you didn't let me. - You didn't let me.

You didn't let me. - You didn't let me.

Your Honour, we need order!

Order! Order! Order! - Yes, she talks too much.

Your Honour, let our case be for now.

Your Honour, look into their case first.

The case is disposed as of now.

This is a warning to the two of you.

If you waste the court's time again, your licence will be revoked.

Listen, what have you cooked today?

'Aloo Matar'.

Add some cottage cheese in it too.

It's been added, sir.

Get something for me too.

I've brought madam's favourite sweets too.

I'll send it through Koshish.

Okay? - Okay.

Okay.

You're getting a call. It's Armaan.

Hello, Armaan.

Don't worry, Munshi. I have three pens in my pocket. I'm wearing a full suit.

I'll solve the case instantly.

Uncle. - We already have so many idiots in the family.

What have you done? - What should I say, Uncle?

I went to save the girl as Sunny Deol

but they thought I was Shakti Kapoor and got me arrested.

Tell me, what do I do now?

You won't do anything. You'll just do as I say.

Should I break the bars? - Don't do that.

What if you ask me to jump into the well, Uncle?

You won't have to do that.

You just have to jump around like an idiot. - In the well?

Just jump where you are. - What's the need to jump?

I've been jumping in pain after being thrashed by the police.

If you behave like this, then I'll leave. I don't care what they do to you.

Will you do as I say or no?

I will, but he's been

signalling me not to follow you.

Not to obey you.

Listen to me. You're crazy already.

I'm like you, Uncle.

I will. - Just pretend to be mentally ill here. Get it?

Got it? - Your drama starts..

Your drama starts now!

He really seems crazy. - Well done.

Don't worry.

Now even his uncles and aunts will testify

as to why he stole the phone

and on whose saying.

Inspector. - Yes. - I've brought the testimony.

The kids have testified already.

My aunt's grandson is the culprit.

Sit down. - Yes.

Greetings.

Actually, the thing is

his parents passed away when he was a child.

Ours passed away when we were adults.

You have no idea how it feels.

His passed away when he was little.

Since then, his mental condition isn't stable.

He wanted to rescue the girl.

He needed a few men.

That's why he went to you.

He must have had a fit while he was with you.

There you are. Look at what he's doing even now.

He's nervous looking at you.

He can't control himself.

Is your brother really crazy?

No, he just gets fits sometimes.

He's fine otherwise.

Oh! - Well

the policeman has thrashed him already.

I can slap him too if you want.

You can beat him up if you like.

If you're very angry, then just sit on him, crush him.

Hey, Munshi! - No, no.

I didn't know about his mental condition.

Had I known, I wouldn't even allow the policeman to thrash him.

Give me. - Okay, I'll leave.

Bye.

I'll leave. - Yes.. No..

Okay, bye. - Please don't go.

My hand.. - It's yours?

Oh. Now I've learnt

that our boy is all grown up.

Aren't you ashamed?

You're relaxing up there.

I'm suffering here.

They come to see my elder one

but choose my younger one instead.

Will you come down or should I come up there?

I'm not coming.

You can wait for as long as you want.

Until I see him become a groom

I won't come.

Until my Karma marries.

Grandma, did he agree? - Forget about him. I'll convince him.

He didn't agree while he was alive. How would he agree after death?

You don't interfere between us.

Grandma, why do you get angry? Here, have some milk. Here.

I'll drink it, but it's never tasty.

Your mouth is bitter, Grandma, that's why.

What's wrong with my mouth? - Your medicines..

Grandma, the bitterness is because of the medicines.

I just hope my Karma gets married.

My taste buds will get sweet as honey.

Grandma, everyone has been trying.

But God doesn't listen. What do we do?

I don't know what kind of efforts you've been making.

Make a sacrifice.

Then see if things work out. - Really, Grandma.

I'll tell Armaan's dad right away

to make a sacrifice. - Right!

You don't make sacrifices! Put my son forward instead! Wise woman!

And You keep looking at me and smiling.

Once I come there, I'll deal with You.

What does mom say?

She says make a sacrifice.

How many more sacrifices? I've already made one.

What sacrifice are you talking about?

I married you. - Well done!

You remember my sacrifice.

You don't see the beautiful sacrifice my parents made.

It was my father who couldn't see.

He wasn't wearing his glasses that day.

He had a blurry vision and gave his consent.

He said he had chosen a beautiful girl.

Now I understand. Your father had no sense anyway.

Look at the woman he married. Sacrifices!

"We've started talking amidst the chirping of birds."

"We've started receiving messages from each other."

"Such is her fragrance.."

"He who can have her would be lucky."

"Don't ask her name or who she is."

"She's a stranger. She's a stranger."

"Don't ask her name or who she is."

"She's a stranger. She's a stranger."

"She's a stranger."

"They teach lovebirds to fly."

"They give wings to lovers so they can soar."

"So they can soar."

"With her arrival, the winds have changed."

"I see my future with her."

"With her arrival, the winds have changed."

"I see my future with her."

"With her."

"Happiness and celebrations have come my way."

"The skies have witnessed my love."

"Don't ask her name or who she is."

"She's a stranger. She's a stranger."

"Don't ask her name or who she is."

"She's a stranger. She's a stranger."

Bring some vegetable. Let's eat.

Just because he got me released from prison

I have to serve him all day.

He makes me prepare the spices

but he ends up eating the food cooked by aunt.

I wonder what aunt mixes in her food.

It's late. My drink is almost over.

Work faster.

People have been losing patience here, along with alcohol.

If he hadn't acted too arrogant

I wouldn't have cooked 'Matar Paneer'.

I don't understand aunt.

Uncle has been taunting her, but she's no less either. Lawyers!

Nephew. Where are you lost?

I'm having a cold war with your aunt

and you're lost in your own world. - It's the intoxication.

Wow! But you seem to be intoxicated not with alcohol

but with someone's eyes, dear

No, Uncle. - Hey, listen! You can't keep it from me.

I saw you with the girl at the police station.

Just make her yours soon

or someone else might steal her from you.

He can't control his marriage

and he's giving him marriage advice.

Or else, dear, you'll repent.

You'll keep yearning

while someone else leaves with her.

Okay, then, Uncle.

There will be music

there will be dance

and celebration too.

In my favour.

I don't want to get thrashed. It's a girl's matter.

I think she's going to cause your destruction. - Don't say that.

Go. You came on uncle's insistence.

You should have brought the three-pens guy along too.

You're here.

You should encourage me.

Instead, you're demoralizing me.

Listen, if something goes wrong, will you at least be with me?

It depends on the situation.

Aren't you my elder brother?

I am, but I won't die for you.

Go now. - You may not die for me

but I'll show you what a lover I am.

Lovers were buried.

Be careful.

The minute I get confident, you discourage me.

Go now.

Go ahead. Why are you scared?

Hello.

Hi. How are you? - Well, I'm fine.

What are you doing here?

I saw you taking a picture.

They say if you take photos with girls, they go viral.

If you don't mind, can we take a picture?

Really? I didn't know.

We'll do it if you feel so.

Okay, bye. - No!

Yes? - I'm not done yet.

What do you mean? - Well.. It's something else.

Something else? - That's not what I mean.

I mean, I'm trying to say.. - Yes?

How do they say it? - Yes? - I want to say..

Hold on, mister.

Daddy! - I was trying to say..

Sir, please hold on.

Listen to me first and then daddy.

I.. Hold on, sir. I need to talk.

I.. - Daddy!

Daddy? - My daddy. - Daddy?

This daddy is equivalent to two dads. He'll kill me.

Daddy.. I love you a lot.

I'll keep you very happy.

I want to marry you.

Our dad isn't like that.

You don't know him. - This isn't for you, it's for her.

Listen to me, boy.

If you look at Nikki again

stop her on the way, or try to talk to her

then you'll see the worst of me. Nikki!

Let's go home. - Come on, let's go home.

Bring the food quickly!

Well done. Very good.

I'm starving.

Eat your food.

Eat.

Uncle, I don't feel like it. I'm not hungry.

Look at you. I know why you don't feel hungry.

Your lawyer uncle is here. Why do you worry?

I'll talk to the girl's family.

Moreover, such incidents are common when you're in love.

And listen, where the heck is Karma?

He didn't even inform. Where is he? Call him.

Call him up.

Hello. Where are you?

At the feet. - At the feet!

If you were at my feet, I'd have seen you.

Not your feet, grandma's feet.

Moreover, your feet are gigantic.

Your shoe size is 14. - Hear me out, nephew.

The feet of the elders are divine, I'm telling you.

And when my 14 inch shoe falls on someone, they black out.

You haven't experienced that yet.

Tell me something. Why didn't you inform me before leaving?

I told you. I told the girl through eye contact

that I'm going home and they should make do with him.

Are you my brother or enemy?

Don't tell grandma about this.

I'll tell her about all your wrongdoings.

Whose wrongdoings?

Grandma.. You misheard.

I'm talking about something else. - I see.

I'm talking to lawyer uncle.

This means aunt doesn't know.

Hang up. - Okay. Bye.

Okay, dear. It's good you're home.

I didn't feel very good.

People come to see someone

and choose a different person instead.

What have you been blabbering, Grandma? Are you out of your mind?

No, dear, I'm not out of my mind.

I worry about you all the time.

You lost your parents when you were little.

I won't live long.

I might die any minute. - You're not going anywhere, Grandma.

You survived the Coronavirus. You'll live for the next 200 years.

By next year, people will be taking selfies with you

as you'll be a 110 years old woman.

110 years? Isn't that a bit too much?

Reduce two years. Are you 26, Grandma?

Even if women are 250 years old, they never tell their actual age.

You're 16. Now will you sleep peacefully?

Go away. You joke all the time. - Take the blanket.

Come out! Let's settle the scores today!

Come here! - Hey, Akshay! Akshay! Akshay!

There's no tax on laughter. Laugh as much as you want.

By the way, what's the problem?

It was a setup of four cameras.

We would have got 700-800 photos.

Why did you pitch it at a lower cost?

If one would get the same product and quality

at a lesser price, then why would anyone choose Akshay?

They'd choose Shahrukh.

I'll teach you a lesson. - I'll teach you a lesson too.

Will you? - I will! - Hey, stop it!

You'll teach each other lessons.

Let me teach both of you a lesson.

Is your dispute ever going to end?

He pitched my programme at a lesser price. That's unfair.

Is that true? - Mom, he took my programme too.

Stop it, you two. Stop it.

Have some shame. People will take advantage of you.

Both of you start a studio together.

Shahrukh-Akshay Studio.

Get together. Don't hold grudges.

Forget the hatred within you.

Charge full money. You take half.

Let him take half.

You'll make a lot of profit.

'Listen to me. If you even look at Nikki after this..'

There you are. He made the first mistake today.

I feel like making such mistakes too.

Really? Who doesn't feel like doing this? I do too.

But people like you accidentally take the wrong step and then regret.

I don't mind regretting this for the rest of my life.

Get inside! - Yes, sir.

For the rest of his life? I got carried away too.

I don't want an accountant like that.

'or you stop her anywhere.. Or you talk to her, no one will be worst than me.'

Our boy made his second mistake.

They say the first mistake is a mistake

but the second is stupidity.

The third mistake has no scope for rectification.

What do you mean? I don't understand.

He might get arrested for it.

That's great. We'll have a case in hand.

Go away, Munshi. You're targeting family!

Armaan, you're here?

I need to talk to you.

Oh, God! What do you have to say? We'll talk later.

Please leave. - The same that was left incomplete that day.

Nikki, dear, who is it?

Someone was asking the way to his house, Daddy.

Hello!

You? Here?

I warned you that day, didn't I? What do you want?

Punishment.

Whatever you forbade me from doing

I've made all those mistakes.

I'll accept whatever punishment you give.

But..

Don't take Nikki away from me.

Anything else?

I've told you about my feelings.

You can ask Nikki the rest.

Greetings, sir.

He's a cultured boy, sir.

He's learning law from me. I'm his uncle.

I, Ajmer Singh Aulakh, take responsibility

that if you find any flaw in him

then you can hold me responsible for it.

You should give this a thought, Your Honour.

If we didn't care about your family's reputation

he wouldn't have come and begged you like that.

Lawyer.

Such decisions cannot be made in haste.

We'll come to your house one day

meet your family and then discuss.

He wants to come home. This means he has agreed.

Greetings. - Greetings.

Greetings. - Bye, dear.

Let's go.

Listen to me. Matchmaking is

a piece of cake for me.

Greetings from me. - Come. - Greetings.

Come, my dear.

He's the boy.

I don't find a problem with the boy.

How much have you studied, dear?

Until Ludhiana.

No, I mean, how educated are you?

16 minus six.

That's fine.

My education is 10 minus 9 too.

Don't underestimate me. - I'm on grandma in this matter.

He doesn't look very educated.

You're illiterate, but you don't look like one either.

You look aged too, dear.

Yes, even the priest said I'd cross a 100 years.

Forget all this. Age doesn't matter.

Look at the boy. He's a gem of a person.

Being a gem is fine.

But something seems fishy about him.

What? - Just find me a girl. Why do you care?

Look, no matter how he is

he deserves to marry too.

Let's just fix the alliance.

Greetings. - Greetings.

Ma'am, who's he? - Why has he come?

Our younger one is here.

Everyone finds me young. All thanks to my looks.

I can't help it. My skin doesn't show my actual age.

They mean the guy standing next to you, not you.

Uncle, they were talking about me.

We should go now.

We're not even keen on the elder one.

Do tell us if they plan on getting the younger one married.

We like the younger one instead.

Okay, greetings to all of you.

Greetings. Greetings.

Okay, greetings.

Sit down, dear.

Why are you all sulking?

There's good news.

I've found a girl for our younger one.

Look, Mom. Dad.

Look. - She's pretty.

Grandma, don't worry.. - Show me.

Grandma! Grandma!

Uncle.. - What happened to aunt?

Doctor, how's grandma?

The patient's condition is serious.

But we're trying. The rest is in God's hands.

If you want to meet the patient, do so right now.

Aunt.

The doctor has said you'll be fine.

Don't worry.

No..

Don't lie.

My.. time is up.

You'll be fine, Grandma.

Don't lose hope, Mother-in-law. You'll be fine.

Mother-in-law, you're yet to see your great-grandsons. Right?

Please fulfil.. one last wish of mine.

Tell me, Grandma.

We'll do as you say.

While I'm alive

I want to see Karma getting married.

I'll be able to die in peace.

Aunt, Karma will get married.

He will marry a beautiful girl.

What else do you want?

Come on, let's go out and talk.

Come. - Come.

You..

Look, aunt is critical right now.

We can't just sit idly now.

She wishes to see Karma get married.

We must fulfil aunt's wish.

Brother, you're right.

But what do we do now?

And listen, how will we find a girl so soon? Think about it.

Listen, you tell us. What do we do?

We should at least try, Dad.

What's destined will happen.

Armaan is absolutely right.

We must at least try.

Armaan.

Come on, let's try.

Get up. Come.

Don't worry, sir. Your girl will live in luxury. - Okay.

We'll do as you say. - Okay.

The boy can even be a live-in son-in-law if you want.

We'll have to ask the girl's in-laws. - Okay.

It's tasty. - If I have your permission

can I come to you? - Absolutely not.

Koshish, if they need food

tell them I'll give it. - Okay. - And tell them

that there's no need to make my favourite sweet.

That's it. These sweet talks of yours attract me

and pull me towards you.

Do you want me to pull you apart now?

Aunt, actually

grandma is really ill. - Yes.

We've come to you to make one last try in order to save her.

What is it, dear?

Our Koshish.

What do you mean? - This Koshish of ours..

If we could get Koshish and Karma married

aunt's last wish would be fulfilled.

Aunt will live. Her last wish..

How dare you even think about her!

Do you realise that I could file a defamation case on you?

So many cases are going on already. I don't care about another one.

But do think about Koshish.

Before I say something to you that I shouldn't

please get out of here.

Aunt, please. - Just shut up, dear.

You're being really hot-tempered.

Don't you know that hot-tempered people have heart attacks?

Koshish. - Yes.

Call the police station.

Let's go, Uncle, or we'll have to pay a price.

Call them. - Okay. - Come on, Uncle.

Hello. Look, no matter how the girl is

dark or fair

we want to get him married anyhow.

Please help us. Yes.

Okay, bye.

Did something happen? - We'll do something. - No.

Perhaps, things didn't work out.

Yes, Nikki?

Yes, we brought grandma to the hospital. She's not well.

I'll talk to you later.

Nikki?

Uncle, do something.

The beeping has gotten louder.

I'll go check.

Is grandma all right?

Aunt doesn't seem very well.

But I did make an effort.

What effort?

Your lover, Nikki..

Yes. - I showed her photo to her

saying that we've fixed Karma's alliance with her. - I see.

Uncle! - Come on. At least I tried.

And she's going to marry you, not Karma.

At least she'll be able to die in peace.

She became a bit cold when she saw the photo.

What can we do?

You guys bring aunt.

I'll go to the cremation ground and arrange wood.

We need to get a portrait and call the relatives too.

You won't get the time for all this.

Bye.

Dear Lord!

Hello, mister.

Hello.

I need some wood for cremation.

We have everything you need for cremation.

I don't need anything else.

Our aunt is very delicate.

The logs we place on her might get her to scream anyway.

Even when we'd put a blanket on aunt

she'd scream that it's heavy for her.

We'd then have to make a tent with the blanket. That's when she'd sleep.

Tell me something. When do you need the logs?

Aunt is still on the ventilator at the hospital.

She's breathing her last.

She might come any minute, maybe in the next five minutes. - Pray for her.

Here's the advance. Okay? - Okay.

The minute I come, just provide the logs. Make sure they are dry.

Nothing else. Okay? Goodbye.

Shahrukh Sharma, how are you? - We're good, Lawyer.

Listen, I need a photo.

Sit down, Lawyer. We'll do it right away.

Not mine. I need aunt's photo.

We'll click grandma's photo tomorrow, won't we?

God would have called aunt to Him by then. - Dear Lord!

Dear Lord!

"Dear Lord. Dear Lord."

"Dear Lord. Dear Lord."

"Dear Lord. Dear Lord."

Aunt! Why did you leave us!

As soon as the ambulance comes with aunt

you must chant the words that I've told you.

Show me how you'll say it.

"You have left for heavenly abode.."

Listen, when aunt comes, be a little louder.

Let people know that the lawyer's aunt has passed away.

What has happened!

Tailor, have you stitched clothes for aunt?

I've stitched them.

Do it properly.

The car is here. Aunt!

You left alive, but have come back dead, Aunt.

Aunt!

They have brought aunt. Aunt!

Look at that. No one told them

that a dead body doesn't need hospital equipment. They've been carrying it.

Aunt..

Aunt?

Aunt has recovered?

Aunt.. I'm done for.

Let me take off the garland.

What are you doing?

This.. What's this? Yes..

Aunt, it's your death day.. Not death day.

We're celebrating your birthday today, Aunt.

Aunt, we're celebrating

not your death, but your survival.

I'm so happy

that I don't even know what I'm talking.

You don't understand what I actually mean.

Why are you still sitting? Stand up.

It's aunt's birthday. Chant what I taught you.

"You have left for heavenly abode.." - "You have left for heavenly abode.."

Stop it. Stop it.

You sang really well. Really well.

They've converted the chant into a happy birthday song.

You're done. You may leave now.

Okay. - You may leave too. What will you do here?

Yes, we were going to leave.

We'll cut the cake and send to your homes. Don't worry.

Karma, you're here?

Grandma got well and has come home.

She's asking for you.

Really? - Hail the Lord. - Hail the Lord.

It's all Your mercy. Thank You, Lord.

Listen to me.

Don't take me to the hospital again.

I want to die right here, in my house.

Yes, okay.. - And the photo

of the girl you showed me at the hospital, for Karma

call her dad.

Uncle..

My life is uncertain.

I might not live to see the wedding.

Let me at least see him decked up for the wedding.

This is amazing.

For the first time, I'm seeing a family

where the elder one is called young and vice versa.

The ladies of the family do everything on their own.

I'll tell you everything, sir.

I'll tell you why aunt calls the younger one elder.

Actually, he does all the important things

like getting people visas, doing things for MLAs

all money matters, going to banks

and other important things. That's why he's called elder.

And he's called the younger one

because the household can't be managed without him.

Like repairing a broken bed

getting groceries.. - Uncle..

He works on the fields.

Is he insulting me indirectly?

That's why he's called younger.

Well, our aunt

is the foundation of our family.

We can never refuse her.

We blindly obey what she says.

This is why aunt calls the elder one young and vice versa.

Look, it's the same thing again.

Why is Armaan sitting with them?

Things don't work out because of him.

They come to see the elder one

and fix the alliance with the younger one.

Mom, the lawyer has brought the girl's family.

He has to sit with them. - I want to be part of it too.

Look at her. - When a wise person sits

they give sensible suggestions.

Mother-in-law, you've been part of all previous discussions

but nothing worked out. Let the men talk today.

Here's your medicine. - Anything else?

Lawyer. - Yes. - We love the house and family. - Wonderful.

You have our consent. - Okay.

But I don't understand something. - What?

They are getting the younger one married first. What about the elder one?

No.

As I told you, we quietly obey everything aunt says.

Aunt says the elder one should marry first

Then, we'll get the younger one

married within the next six months.

Yes. - Karma, I need your help. - Coming.

Where is Karma going?

They've come to see you. Where are you going?

Mom, they sent Karma on purpose

so that they see how responsible he is. He works.

Listen to me, Mother-in-law.

The girl's family reviews everything.

They want to ensure the boy doesn't lack anything. - Go away.

Where should I go?

Allow us to leave. - Okay.

Greetings. - Greetings.

Have you met mom?

Well, she was not well..

Come. Never mind.

You may sit and talk here.

Mom, they are here.

Sit properly.

Aunt, they are here to meet you. - Greetings. - Greetings.

Come. Welcome. - Please sit.

Please sit.

We love the house and the family.

Thank you. - Tell us if there's something else.

There is something.

I'm not in the pink of health.

My life is uncertain.

I'm alive now, but I might pass soon.

I have just one wish. While I'm alive

I want to see my elder one get married.

'Well, what she says makes sense.'

That's not a big deal. Bring the wedding procession the day after.

Stay true to your word, mister.

We'll come with the procession the day after.

Yes, absolutely. The day after.

You're too much, Aunt.

How will the bride's family make arrangements so quickly?

Tell me. - Lawyer.

Like always, just obey her decision.

We'll make arrangements.

But sir, we have to invite our relatives.

They'll come from different places. We need to book the confectioner.

What are you saying? - Which relatives do you want to invite?

Who will come? We're all right here.

The boy's aunt is here.

Call the uncle tomorrow. That's the end of it.

Okay. - Okay.

Greetings. - Greetings. - Go with him.

What have you done?

Aunt, why did you fix the wedding for the day after?

How will we make arrangements? - Don't worry about it.

Just do as I say now.

First of all, call the tailor.

Pant, 42.

Kurta, 36.

Take a deep breath in.

Are you going to stitch my clothes or enrol me into the army?

You have a huge belly.

Your father doesn't pay for his food. Take the measurements and leave.

How can someone marry off their daughter to him?

There are kind people like you in the world.

Come, dear. Don't argue with him. Sit here.

How can I solve your problem? I'm in trouble myself. - Uncle.

What's going on?

Well..

But why do you worry, dear?

Just take sleeping pills and go to sleep.

I took care of it before. I'll take care of it even now.

Just leave it to me.

Uncle, I was dependent on you, as a result of which this happened.

You're so strange.

I'm wearing a full suit. My turban is in place.

I have three pens in my pocket.

I'm an educated man. I own a red car.

You're still saying all this? - Uncle.

If things don't work out, this car is going to be on top of you.

This is too much. - Uncle!

What are you whispering over there?

Armaan. - Yes? - Go talk to the tent guys.

Go. Do as aunt says.

Should I go with him too? - No, you don't go.

You shouldn't step out.

How does it matter?

Have you brought the file? I'm at aunt's house.

Lady, you should have brought something to eat too.

Why don't they keep the gate open?

There! Your uncle has come.

Go welcome him.

I've told them several times to keep the gate open.

When there's a wedding in the house

the gates should remain open.

Do you understand? Didn't you know your uncle was coming home?

You're human, nor a tractor that would get stuck between the gates. - Shut up!

Brother-in-law, please go out. I want to welcome you.

Let the welcoming be! - Just put the oil on his head. He'll calm down.

I won't calm down like that.

The village head consults me before speaking.

And you fixed the alliance without asking me?

Just let bygones be bygones. Calm down.

He won't calm down. He's here for war.

Let's go inside, for God's sake.

Fine, I'll come but on one condition.

Show me the girl's photo. - Photo..

What's wrong, sir? - Not a word more, Lawyer.

Show me the girl's photo

whose alliance has been fixed with him. - I see.

No problem, sir. We'll show you right away.

He's marrying her

and you have her photo?

Lawyer, something seems fishy here.

Listen, Your Honour, I'm trying to tell you the same thing.

Come with me. Come. - Follow me.

Uncle, handle him. He might create trouble.

Don't worry. I know how to control him.

Do it properly. - I will.

What are you doing?

What should I say to her?

Yes, Nikki?

Yes.. Everything's great.

Look here. Look here.

Sir, look here.

Sing enthusiastically.

"The bowl.." - The bowl has fallen.

"The bowl.."

Aunt, don't sing so melodiously or I'll cry.

Congratulations. Many congratulations.

I don't find these wishes genuinely.

Mom, something is fishy.

Fine. Let me do it more enthusiastically.

Congratulations!

Congratulations! - Well, this seems genuine.

Uncle, until he starts drinking

he'll keep suspecting. Go get him something.

Should we electrocute him?

Hey! - Well, you need to get a shock

either by electrocution, or by alcohol.

Just take him.

Don't touch me. - Take a photo.

One more.

Listen.

Have you heard this incident from a nearby village?

No. - Let me tell you.

Go ahead.

There was a happy family living in that village.

There was a grandmother too. - Like ours.

The grandmother had two unmarried grandsons. - Like ours.

They'd come to see the elder one, but end up liking the younger one.

Like ours.

They had a scoundrel uncle. - Like ours.

What? - I mean, this is the difference between them and us. You're great.

Yes.

Well, somehow, the younger one's wedding was fixed.

Grandma got worried.

Since the younger one was marrying

the elder one would be left out.

Because of this stress, grandma had a heart attack.

Like mom had.

And then, to fulfil her dying wish

the younger brother's alliance went to the elder one.

Look at the sacrifice they made

to fulfil their grandma's wish. - What nonsense!

Was she planning to join the army at this age?

She has lived her life anyway.

The younger one should have gotten married. Right? - Yes. No.

This is fraudulence.

Tell me where the lawyer lives.

I'll get him punished severely.

This is my promise to you.

Uncle, I told you not to boast too much.

I mean, Uncle, we can't go to an unknown village. He won't listen.

Yes. - Right.

Karma is right.

It's something else. Let's drink. - Yes.

"The kohl enhances the beauty."

"The kohl is praiseworthy."

"The kohl enhances the beauty."

"The kohl is praiseworthy."

Look at how he's been drinking.

I'm afraid he might get drunk and create a scene.

Don't worry.

He's sitting with him. The one who says..

My turban is in place.

I'm wearing a full suit.

I have three pens in my pocket. Idiot!

He'll take care of him.

Lawyer. - Yes. - Tell me the village.

Uncle, he's a lawyer

not a village headman. He doesn't know all the villages.

You drink.

Drink, you're the boy's uncle.

Well done, Uncle. - Great!

Okay.. Well.. I..

What did I want to ask? - Uncle, you know, an uncle came

to a wedding at a far off village.

He neither drank alcohol

nor abused or made a scene.

No one took him seriously as an uncle.

They all thought he was from the bride's side.

Really? - Yes. - But I'm the uncle..

Actually.. the thing is..

The actual thing was

that you had to pass out.

The wedding procession is stuck.

What do we do? Go ahead. God, take care of him.

Come on now, sit everyone.

Let's see what happens.

Let's go home.

Brother-in-law, take aunt home. You come in the other car.

Yes. - Go ahead, Aunt.

Cameraman! Come here.

Take this address. You need to get here.

Look, the procession has to go far.

God forbid, if we get separated

at least you guys will get there.

Do you understand?

They don't know

that we have to separate everyone.

"There is only one God."

"His name is true."

"He is the creator."

"He has no fear."

"He has no hate."

"He is omnipresent."

"Unborn and self-illuminating."

"By Guru's grace, he is realized."

"Meditate on his name. He has been true since time began."

"He has been true since ages."

"He is still true."

"Guru Nanak says he will forever be true."

Hey, driver. Will you drive faster?

We need to click pictures of the guests, not of the tent and chairs.

I can't find the address. Why are all the houses of the villagers locked?

Everyone must have gone to the wedding.

But there are not many people at the procession, and the entire village has gone.

Stop, stop. Shahrukh, this house is open.

Ask them. - Mister.

Please come here. - Get out, Shahrukh.

Mister, listen. Come here.

We want to ask an address. We're getting late.

Mister, send your boss.

What are you saying? I'm the boss here.

The man with the turban.. Let alone him

all the Sardars in this village have left for Canada or America.

Only our distant cousins are left here.

Okay, then. Mister, please help us with this address.

Address? - Yes.

Tell us quickly. We're photographers. We have to go to a wedding.

We need to click photos. - Oh, you're photographers!

Okay, I'll show you the address later.

First click a nice photo of mine.

Who was supposed to marry and who's marrying.. I'm going crazy. Karma!

You tied a turban like that

and became the groom

but the younger one is getting married instead.

I'm sure something's fishy, Karma.

Who's Karma? I'm Bhola.

I'll be back.

This is too much. I'm seeing Karma everywhere.

I don't want to look at myself in the mirror.

I wonder what's wrong.

Listen, hasn't Karma gotten better yet?

What happened to him? - Look at what he's doing.

Well, it happens sometimes in crowded places. - Oh.

'What is he doing?' - Okay.

Nikki, I need to talk to you in private.

We'll talk at home.

'She thinks it's something else.' - Yes.

'We'll get into trouble at home.'

Lawyer, I'm telling you, something's fishy..

Nothing's fishy.

I'll tell you what the matter is.

Give it to me. I need something to eat, I need a glass. - What?

Just come with me. - Lawyer, what's happening to me?

Courier these to me.

We will. - We will. - Tell us the address now.

Note it down. Birju Singh Jaunpuriya.

We don't want your address.

We want to go to Balkaar Singh's house.

Oh, Balkaar Singh.

It's his daughter's wedding.

It's his daughter's wedding! - It's his daughter's wedding.

I don't know.

Tea.. Tea.. - We'll have it.

You idiot, I'm not offering you.

I'm telling you that it's time for my tea.

Get out of here.

Daddy. - It's okay, dear.

Come.

Listen..

Okay..

How are you related to them?

I'm the girl's brother. He's her uncle.

Tell me something. Which boy did you choose?

The elder one.

And who did you perform the rituals with?

The elder one.

And who did the girl marry?

The elder one.

Yes, I'm coming. - Coming. - Just clarify it.

What are you doing? Why are you here?

I missed the procession while taking care of you.

Lawyer, tell me something.

What?

Have I really lost my mind? - Yes.

Why? - Something's fishy.

Nothing's fishy. Don't interfere.

Get in the car. - I don't believe it.

We're about to reach. Grandma will wreak havoc.

What do I do now?

Please stop the car. I feel uneasy.

Do you want to pee? - Yes, I do. My bladder will burst.

Stop right now.

Nikki. - Yes?

Armaan.

Please, I need to discuss something important.

We'll talk at home.

Please. It's a small thing.

Let's go.

Yes, Armaan, tell me. What do you want to talk about?

Nikki, you know that love requires sacrifice.

Just like Juliet made sacrifices for Romeo.

Of course.

Juliet's life was dedicated to Romeo.

Armaan, they were such true lovers.

Ours is true love too.

You must make a sacrifice too.

But she died.

You don't have to die. - What do I have to do then?

Look, you and I may have been married..

Did you call me here to tell me that?

The world knows that we're married.

We are married, but you must live with Karma.

What?

You'll have to live with Karma.

I mean, just to show off.

For grandma's happiness. We are married.

I'll tell you the rest at..

Nikki? Nikki?

Karma!

Nikki? What happened to you? - Oh, no! What's this new trouble!

Grandma, the palanquin has come outside.

Hail the Lord.

Thank You, God. Thank You very much, Lord.

My child is married.

Lord..

Grandma is right here. Be careful. - Hail the Lord.

Hail the Lord.

What happened to your wife?

What happened to your wife? - Nothing, Grandma.

She felt nauseous and she passed out.

Perform the ritual quickly. She's feeling a little dizzy. Maybe she's awake.

Aunt, hurry up, perform he ritual. I've called the doctor.

Maybe she needs glucose, not water.

"Bride, the holy water.."

"Let the water ward the evil eye off you."

"Let the water ward the evil eye off you."

"Let the water ward the evil eye off you."

"Let the water.." - Hold on.

I need to talk to them. - No, no.

Not over there. Look, let's go inside, I'll make you a nice drink. Okay?

Listen.. Since you want to make me a nice drink

I'm sure something's fishy.

Come on.

"Let the water ward the evil eye off you."

"The mother of the groom.."

Ma'am, there's nothing to worry.

She passed out because she was exhausted. - I see.

I've given her medication. She'll wake up in two hours.

Okay.

Don't leave your wife alone.

Not at all. We won't leave her alone. The entire family is here. - Greetings.

I'll leave. - Greetings.

Go inside.

Hey! Where do you think you're going?

Sit over there.

You go inside.

Who? I? - Who else? I?

Didn't you hear? Don't leave the girl alone.

Grandma, there's a glass of water kept.

Go inside.

I think it's my turn today. I'll go water the fields.

He'll do it.

You won't take your turn. You go inside.

Should I? - Go!

Brother, she's your sister-in-law.

I know, Brother. I'm not calling her my aunt.

Uncle, you tell me what to do.

Take my red car and flee.

It hardly runs on road.

Do you think it's a helicopter?

To heck with your Audi.

You boast about wearing a tie, having three pens and a degree.

Go in.

I'm going, Grandma.

Grandma has got me into trouble.

I wonder if anyone else

has even been in such a problem.

She moved.

She has woken up. I'll give her water.

Water..

Well..

Oh, what happened?

Where are you going?

I? Nowhere, Grandma. - Go and sleep.

I'll go, Grandma. - Come.

Listen to me. - They won't let me sleep.

Uncle, her scream..

Who's gone where?

I don't know.

I know. - What?

Something's fishy for sure.

Uncle, what's going on?

Isn't this a bit too much? - Don't worry.

I'm wearing a full suit. I have three pens in my pocket.

Don't take out my pens. Take out your phone

and call Karma.

Often, things are not as we imagine. It's nothing, I'm telling you.

Call him.

Armaan.

Hello.

Brother, why did she scream? What did you do?

I didn't do anything.

She woke up. I thought I'd give her water.

But she passed out again. - What else would she do

on seeing a duplicate husband on her wedding night?

Where should I hide now?

I'm not a spider

or a lizard to stick to the ceiling.

Is there a bed there?

Of course there is. She's lying on the bed, where else?

Listen to me. Keep the phone aside, go under the bed

and don't come out until morning.

And if you go any close.. - Okay.

Grandma has got me into trouble.

I had heard men are suppressed after marriage.

But I didn't know I'd be sleeping on the floor.

Uncle.. - I'll tell you what.

Call her.

I get thrashed when I go out.

When I'm inside, she screams. Where should I go?

Answer it.

Hello. - Nikki, listen to me.

Before you say anything, hear me out.

But Armaan.. - Look..

We did all this only to save grandma's life.

It concerns my grandma's life, Nikki. Please.

But how can I do this? - Please.

Nikki, have you forgotten? You said you'd do what I said.

Just do this for me

and I'll follow you for the rest of my life.

Okay, fine.

I'll do as you say.

"It's time to celebrate."

"We're lucky that things worked in our favour."

"We're lucky that things worked in our favour."

"We're lucky that things worked in our favour."

"We're lucky.." - Hey, come here. Come here.

Yes, Mother-in-law? - Where's Karma? He needs to do the ritual.

He went to the field to spray. - To heck with him.

I forbade him from going on the field.

He left again?

Don't get angry. He has gone to get him.

Come on, you dance. "We're lucky that things worked in our favour."

This is a great photo.

Wow! Wonderful. - Uncle.

What else is going to happen with me?

What happened?

You sent him on the wedding night.

Is he also going to perform my ritual now?

When will I do it?

Dear, I'm a lawyer.

I've passed law school for a reason.

I've come up with a plan.

Just watch, don't disturb.

Uncle, you.. - Can't your uncle crack a joke?

I was just saying.

Wait and watch, dear.

I've planned such a scheme

that only you will perform the ritual.

What happened to Karma?

Nothing, Mom.

The spray got to him.

He's fine. Prepare for the ritual.

"Let's play these games."

Hey.. Come on, Karma. Start playing.

Come on, play. - How will he play? His hand isn't functioning.

We'll have the ritual some other time.

We can't delay the ritual. It has to happen today.

Armaan, I have an idea. You hold his hand and help him.

Hold his hand. - He can't move his hand.

We can do this later.

It's okay. He's his younger brother.

Just play. Here you go.

It's done.

Come on, come on.

There you are. The ritual is done, Aunt.

Uncle is roaming freely.

See that he doesn't ruin things.

Have you seen the lawyer?

Lawyer. What's going on here?

It's the ritual. They are playing the game.

Lawyer. - Yes? - Believe me, something's fishy here.

Nothing's fishy. Nothing's fishy.

Go drink. - No. - Take him.

Come on, let's go. Let's go, come on. - Go on.

Come on, you can play now. Congratulations, Aunt.

Are you happy now? - I'm very happy.

Congratulations to you too.

Thank God, everything went really well.

Yes. - I want to go on a trip now.

This has made me happy.

But a great-grandson will make me even happier.

'You should go on a trip, Aunt.'

"I'll fulfil all your wishes."

"I'll put precious anklets on your feet."

"We're destined to be together."

"You're an angel in my life."

"Your kohl enhances your beauty."

"I'll make sure you wear an expensive necklace."

"Your heels will cost a lot."

"Your clothes will cost lakhs of rupees."

"Your heels will cost a lot."

"Your clothes will cost lakhs of rupees."

"It seems like ours is a connection of the previous life."

"That's why we're together now."

"I'll keep you safe. I'll be your guard."

"I'm courageous, don't worry. You won't have to worry ever."

"You'll live a life as luxurious as the queen of Spain."

"All your demands will be fulfilled, all you have to do is say what you want."

"Your heels will cost a lot."

"Your clothes will cost lakhs of rupees."

"Your heels will cost a lot."

"Your clothes will cost lakhs of rupees."

"A strong.."

"I have a strong gut feeling."

"I have a gut feeling that we should walk hand in hand."

Mother-in-law.

Keep this coat. It's cold in the mountains. I'll be back, okay?

I don't understand what's wrong with them.

Take this, Grandma. I've sent hymns to your phone.

You'll be occupied.

Don't forget to carry earphones. Okay? Bye.

Take this, Mom. Some sweets.

Eat these on your way if you get hungry.

Eat homemade food instead of fried stuff.

I just had a heart attack

and he's offering me sweets.

Take this, Grandma. Food for you. Eat it on the way.

Why is the entire family so excited to send me off?

Something's fishy.

I think so too.

But I don't know, Grandma. I've just come.

Find out. - Okay.

Tell me.

Something doesn't seem right.

Here are your medicines, Grandma.

You'll need them.

My child takes such good care of me. Bless you, dear.

Bless you.

Aunt, let's go if you're ready.

You'll miss the train if we're late.

I don't understand why the entire family is after me.

I'm going on a trip, not for a war.

Sending senior citizens on a trip is as good as war, Aunt.

She's not going to throw bombs at people at the trip.

Still, dear. I'm suspicious of him.

Don't worry, Grandma.

Uncle won't sell you off.

Aunt, you're too much.

I'm wearing a full suit. I have three pens in my pocket.

My turban is in place.

My red car is parked outside.

You're too much.

That's the biggest example of decency.

Yes. - Get up, Grandma. Keep the cup of tea.

Get to work, everyone.

I'll go take a walk on the fields.

I'll go pay the confectioner. - Okay.

Oh, I had to go to the market.

I'll be back, dear.

Slow down.

Aunt, you need to take the train.

Why do you care? - I mean..

We'll miss the train. We're getting late.

The train won't go anywhere. It'll wait for me for 10 minutes.

Oh, the train will wait for you?

I didn't know my uncle owned the train.

Don't talk too much.

'He's acting weird.'

'The family members insisted that I left for the trip.'

'Something's fishy for sure.'

'That's why they all wanted me to leave.'

'His wife came.'

'But she was unconscious.'

'When I was performing the ritual'

'my arms were being pulled.'

'On the wedding night, Karma didn't want to go to the room.'

'When they were playing'

'he had spray on him.'

Hey, Lawyer. Stop the car. - Why? - I'm not going.

I'm not going on the trip. Turn the car around.

Aunt, it's a sin to leave the trip midway.

I'll be sinned, not you.

Turn the car around or I'll jump out of it. - Wait, Aunt!

Turn it around! - What is she doing? - I'm about to jump.

Should I jump? - Aunt, I'll turn.

Earlier, when a person would turn 60, they'd abandon them.

That was great. - I'll slap you. Nonsense!

Let me at least call and tell we're coming back. - No way.

You won't call anyone.

Come on.

'Oh, my God!'

'What the heck is happening here!'

'Oh, my!'

Grandma is going to cause nuisance.

Handle it. - I'm here, don't worry.

Order! Order! Order!

First tell me what's going on in the house.

The heater is on, Grandma. - Shut up!

You tell me. - I turned off the heater.

You tell me. - You tell us what's going on, Mom.

Where did the family go, leaving home a newlywed bride?

Mother-in-law, I went to the market.

I went to pay the confectioner.

I went to the field.

Yes. You stay on the field.

Let your family life be ruined here.

Your Honour, actually, what happens is not visible to us.

And what's visible is not actually true.

Don't beat around the bush.

Talk clearly.

It's absolutely clear, Your Honour.

If lovers have to feed each other

they wouldn't do so openly.

They'd do it on the sly, inside.

This is something to be noted, Your Honour. - Absolutely.

Give me the pen, Uncle.

That's why, this case should be dismissed

and the culprits should be set free.

Absolutely.

Yes, Grandma, forgive them.

Call the culprit.

Nikki, appear.

Sit, dear. - Yes.

Sit, girl.

It wasn't a big deal

but things have been blown out of proportion.

The day before, your brother-in-law and you were sitting and feeding each other.

If people had seen you

they'd make a mountain out of a molehill.

That's why I got angry.

Still, on the basis of the lawyer's arguments

and the statements by your parents

I set both of you free.

Applause.

Yes, absolutely.

Hello. - Nikki dear. - Yes, Mom.

Your dad is missing you.

Why don't you come visit?

Let me ask them and tell you.

Okay, dear, ask them and tell me.

What is it, dear?

Well, my parents wanted me to visit them.

Sure, go ahead.

Meet him. Both of you go.

What are you doing here?

I'm weaving a sweater, Grandma. - Let me do it.

Here. Crochet a jacket.

Grandma, can't you see I'm cleaning the car?

You're cleaning the car

and I don't find their intentions clean.

Whose intention isn't clean? - Look over there.

The brother-in-law and sister-in-law.

It's their stuff. Let them play.

It's okay, Grandma. I'm sure they are just fooling around.

You find this funny?

Something seems fishy here.

Your uncle kept saying that something's fishy.

I hope things don't get fishy for real. Come in.

Let me clean the car, Grandma.

Move. I'll clean the car. You go in.

Get ready.

They are meant to be together. Why is she forcing me?

You're not even cleaning the car, Grandma.

I know. Go inside. Go inside, I say! Go.

Hail the Lord.

Okay, take care. - Yes, I will.

Shall we?

Where are you going, Grandma?

I'm going with you. - Did they invite you?

Did they invite him?

Grandma, the car is old. Four people can't go.

Leave him behind.

I'll drop them and come pick you up, Grandma.

You drop us and come back.

Grandma, my grandma passed away. Who will you talk to?

I'll offer my condolences.

Grandma, we're going for the first time and you'll offer condolences?

I'll do it after 15 days then.

Grandma, I'm going to my in-laws, not my grandma's house. You won't stay for 15 days.

What will you do there anyway?

I'll see the house.

Do you have to paint the house?

I still want to see.

Grandma, if you fall sick there, who'll look after you?

I take care of you here. - He'll take care of me there.

Grandma, you've become really troublesome.

You go then. I'm not going.

Don't go. I'll go with them.

We won't go. - We won't go. - Fine, I'll go alone.

You do the rituals then, Grandma.

Mother-in-law! Mother-in-law! - Mom! Mom!

Grandma should be praying instead, and she wants to accompany us.

No matter who goes, grandma is going for sure.

Brother-in-law, what do we do now?

All we can do is have hope.

We'll take uncle along

who says, I own a red car.

I'm wearing a full suit.

I have three pens in my pocket. - His pens may not work

but let's work things out. Let's handle grandma.

Let's go.

Karma, you said it wouldn't be able to handle four people.

See, it's running fine.

It stopped, thanks to your jinx.

What's wrong with it now? - It broke down.

It's not working, Grandma.

I told you it's an old car and won't take four people.

You get down.

I? - The car needs to breathe. - I'll take the bus.

Let's go.

It won't start, Grandma.

You get down too.

Why should I get down? Let her get down.

But Grandma, I'm going to my mom's house anyway.

You don't even know the way to home.

Grandma, I think you should tell yourself

that if you get down, the car might start.

They'll make sure I get down. They don't want to take me.

To heck with them.

It has started. - It has started.

Grandma, it broke down again.

It has a problem with you, Grandma. What did you eat?

Did you do something? - I will go anyhow

even if I have to hang outside the car.

Grandma,, come by bus.

Senior citizens can travel for free.

You want me to travel by bus at this age?

We're just sending you by bus, Grandma.

We're not getting you married.

Call the uncle with three pens.

Yes, Grandma. The uncle with three pens is coming.

Come in his car.

Fine. I'll go with him.

You go ahead.

I thought I'd come by car, but the car isn't even moving.

What is he doing?

Look at that. The guy on the cycle has gone past your car.

Why are you driving so slowly?

Change the gear.

We need to reach our relatives' house.

Aunt, you should have said so before.

Here you are. I changed the gear.

Just close your eyes and go to sleep.

Why should I go to sleep? You speed up.

Aunt, don't they say

that you must not speed as your family is waiting for you?

Who's waiting for you?

Your wife and you are going to get divorced.

Aunt, just close your eyes and go to sleep.

Don't tell me to close my eyes.

Look on the road.

Aunt, don't you trust my driving skills?

I'm wearing a full suit.

I'm an educated man. I have three pens..

Don't you dare talk about your three pens.

I own a red car. I will say that.

Okay, the elder one is settled. - Yes.

Well, the villagers might ask

when the younger one will marry.

I mean, your grandma calls you younger.

I can marry today itself.

We're trying.

Daddy, he gets 8-10 proposals every day.

Let's see which one he accepts.

Let's find out..

He seems very happy to meet Nikki.

Yes, they are very close to each other.

This is it..

Dad can hear, but can't speak.

Nikki is the only one who can understand him.

Hats off to Nikki's grandpa.

He gave birth to such a huge son.

He's tall as a building. - What did you say, dear?

Nothing.

I was saying that he's a courageous man.

Here, please eat.

Hey, bring some vegetables.

Serve it to them.

You want some? - No. - I don't have ulcers in my mouth.

You must take a little more. A little bit.

Aunt, can I give you a piece of advice?

Your advice has never been fruitful.

Fine, say it. I'll listen.

Look, it's quite late. Let's go back to the village.

Would it be right to go to someone's house at this hour?

I'll thrash you. I'll go by bus otherwise.

I think I'll have to take aunt once.

But they must have left by now.

Fine, Aunt, let's go to their house.

Oh, Mom.

Nikki. - Yes?

Just tell them we'll leave.

Grandma might come. - Let's stay tonight.

If grandma had to come, she'd have come by now.

I'm sure she must have gone back. - You think grandma would go back?

Did you see how she was clinging to the jeep?

Talk to him.

What are you whispering? Tell us. - Just go.

Mom, we should leave now.

He has some important work.

What? No way, dear. You have just come.

What's the hurry?

We've been waiting for you.

And Sister, we have a big surprise for you. - What, Brother?

Oh, Nikki, you always forget.

I have to remind you every time.

We're celebrating your birthday tomorrow.

We can celebrate her birthday over there too.

Daddy, actually

I have some very urgent work.

Dear, the wedding happened in such haste

that we couldn't invite a lot of relatives.

We'll have the introduction ceremony tomorrow

and you can meet all our relatives too.

Just get her to eat a laddu from the box of sweets

and distribute the rest to the relatives tomorrow.

Yes..

Daddy, grandma must be alone at home.

She doesn't like it without us.

What a trouble!

Uncle, I told you

not to bring grandma. Why did you bring her?

You have no idea how hard I tried to stop her.

You worked hard? That's hard to believe.

Shut up, idiot.

Grandma is silent. That's it.

Uncle, she's silent now, but what about tomorrow's party?

Don't be scared.

Have I left aunt find out yet

whether Nikki is Armaan's wife or yours?

She thinks she's married to Karma.

And why won't she think like that? Even at home

we treat Nikki like Karma's wife.

Even the girl's family doesn't know of this.

Don't you worry at all. I'm prepared for tomorrow's party.

Just wait and watch how the drama unfolds

and how the curtains fall.

Okay, then let's go off to sleep.

What do you mean, sleep?

Drink up, and get out of here.

Listen to me. You shouldn't be seen at tomorrow's party.

Just drink, and disappear.

Why? - This is just half the battle.

I have three pens.. - Stop right there

or we'll have an entire battle. 'I have three pens'.

Did you win these during the battle of China?

You can buy as many as you want from the local store.

I'll slap you.

Just drink, and get out of here.

He thinks I'll buy from the local store.

Idiot.

We're in deep trouble.

What's the matter?

I'll show you the Lord of Death right here.

What's wrong? - Look over there.

Look at how angrily he's standing.

Oh, no. - He has heard us.

He's going to kill us today itself.

Listen. Is there a backdoor in this house

where someone could flee from? - Yes.

The way he described, it seemed like a tunnel.

No. Have you forgotten?

Grandpa can only hear.

He's mute.

Just drink, and leave from there.

Do you want me to jump off the wall?

I don't care where you jump from.

But just get out of here.

Hurry up.

Get out.

Uncle, what are we going to do now?

Just wait and watch, dear.

I'll handle Nikki's grandpa and tomorrow's party.

Welcome. Welcome.

Yes. - Your face

resembles a cat.

Really? - Here's a cat's mask for you.

All right.

Where is he?

Make sure no one remains hungry.

He doesn't seem like him either.

Okay.

Why are you here? - Yes?

I have an invitation. - Go ahead.

Wear this.

What's this for?

Actually, this is for

the ones who look the smartest.

Wear it. - Really? - Yes.

Here you are. - Well done.

Here you are.

I looked for you everywhere.

I'll slap you.

You're roaming around here

while someone else is with your wife.

Go.

Hey! Who are you?

I'm Bagga. - Who's Bagga?

I am Bagga Bajwa.

Your name doesn't suit your personality at all. Bagga!

Ma'am, what have you been up to?

This function is to enjoy.

Go have some fun.

Uncle, did it work out?

Have you found a solution?

I've made sure everyone is wearing masks.

Aunt is looking for Karma.

She's been trying to find him.

Uncle, it's fine now. - Yes.

I hope things don't get worse.

Just follow

the plan I've devised.

Come together.

Just get up and follow the plan. You'll see what happens.

Shall we? - Yes.

Come.

Like this.

Has everyone had tea? - Yes, everything's fine.

Daddy, what's the matter? You look worried.

No, dear. I'm not worried.

Your grandma looks worried.

Don't worry. This is how grandma is even at home.

Dear, just go and find out.

I'm sure there's a problem.

She told us not to tell anyone.

She said you'd get worried. It's a function.

I knew something was the matter.

Daddy, I'll tell you what it is.

Our grandpa gave grandma a necklace as a memento of their love.

That's lost.

It was made of silver, but it was precious.

Grandma has sent Brother-in-law Karma

to look for the necklace. Maybe it fell on the way.

You eat, Daddy.

Be steady. Let me look.

To heck with you.

Get lost.

Go away.

No. He's not the one either.

It's not him. What do we do?

Ma'am, have you found?

No, I'm still looking.

Should we inform the police if you say? - No, not the police.

It'll ruin the entire programme.

It's okay. I'll look. - Just help her out.

Okay, sir. - He'll help you look.

Don't worry, we'll find.

I'll do it on my own.

Give me the bag, Brother-in-law. - No, dear.

Your sister will quarrel with me.

Go and play. - He's petrified of her.

Brother-in-law. - Are you making reels? - You're here?

Who are you? - I looked for you everywhere.

I was tired looking for you.

Why do you do this?

What is wrong with her? - What is wrong with you?

Are you also someone else? - No.

I'm the one who gets thrashed every time.

What's the matter?

You tell me who you are. - I'm his wife.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

Take this. Let's go. - People are strange.

Without even considering, they got an ugly guy married to a damsel.

Aunt, who are you fighting with?

I've been looking for you.

Come here.

Stop fighting with people, Aunt.

Just sit here quietly.

What do I do? I'm tired looking for him.

I'm worried too. I wonder where he's gone.

Do something.

What should I do?

Look over there. All the relatives are tense.

If their son-in-law doesn't come, they'll feel humiliated.

It could get to divorce too, Aunt. - No.

No. It shouldn't come to divorce.

Do something.

What should I do? I can't do anything.

You're wearing a full suit. Your turban is in place.

You're educated. You have three pens in your pocket.

You own a red car. You can do anything.

Yes, of course, I can do anything.

There's one thing though.

Take my advice. Instead of Karma

let Armaan cut the cake.

The girl's family wouldn't mind. The relatives will go back home.

No one will find out what happened.

Listen carefully. Sit here. Just watch, don't disturb.

Who do I disturb anyway?

Aunt, I mean

don't talk to anyone.

Just sit here. I'll handle everything.

What are we waiting for? Cut the cake, dear.

Just a minute, Lawyer. - Yes? - Call your aunt.

Aunt..

Actually, aunt is not feeling very well.

She said we should continue with the function without her.

Oh, Lawyer. At least call her. She'll stand here.

Well, we would have called her

but when aunt makes a decision

we don't dare disrespect her.

Please commence.

Fine, as you wish. Come on, Nikki.

Wow. - "Happy birthday to you." - "Happy birthday."

"Happy birthday to you."

"Happy birthday to you."

"Happy birthday to you." - Congratulations, sir.

Congratulations to the entire family.

"Happy birthday.."

She's feeding the younger one.

Karma!

Just come here to me.

I'll make sure you get what you deserve.

I'll put this cake in your mouth.

Come on.

Lawyer, I can't watch anymore.

Let me turn around.

Let things happen behind my back.

Where were you all day? I was worried sick.

I ran away, Grandma.

Where did you go? - My kidney stone was hurting.

I ran to the doctor.

Oh, my God!

But dear, it was your wife's birthday. You should have been with her.

Grandma, a wise man told me

that you mustn't attend your wife's first birthday.

You should have at least told me.

He also said not to inform grandma.

What kind of an idiot wise man

told you all this? Tell me his name.

He also said I shouldn't mention his name.

I have no idea what you're up to.

Go have tea. Let's prepare to leave.

Okay.

Absolutely.

Dear, all the relatives were very happy to meet you.

Yes. When the daughter finds a good match, her parents live longer.

Living long is futile these days.

All you need is a full suit

a good attitude

three pens in the pocket like me

a car parked outside and everything is great.

Sir, uncle has called you inside. It's important. - Okay.

I'll be back. - Sure. - Okay.

So, how are you?

Such a big deceit!

Why are you standing with your heads down?

Tell me! Who should I shoot first?

The elder one, or the younger one?

I thought yours was a cultured family.

But I didn't know

you guys have no idea about culture.

You idiot! A sister-in-law is like a mother or a sister.

But you destroyed that relationship.

Nikki is my sister, Uncle.

Whatever we've done is to save grandma's life and make her happy.

But we haven't done anything shameful

that we would have to be embarrassed in front of you.

Daddy, if you still think that we're culprits

then we're ready to die.

But we have a request.

Please make sure our grandma doesn't find out what we're being punished for.

Because our grandma is God to us.

Armaan! Nikki!

Elder one, listen to me, all of you. Come here.

Congratulate me.

Congratulate? - For what?

I've fixed Armaan's alliance. Congrats to you, dear.

Only the family will be part of it

like at Karma's wedding.

The procession will leave the day after.

Mom, you should have at least asked us.

I never even asked your father anything.

Why should I ask you?

While I'm alive, I saw Karma get married.

Now I want to see my Armaan get married too.

Look, now just do

exactly as I say.

Call the tailor and ask him to take his measurements.

Length, 42.

Shoulders, 24.

Chest, 36.

Keep it, dear. - Stomach.. - I'm glad you brought the 'laddus'.

Bless you. - I should write it down or I'll forget.

Take my measurements also. I too will attend the wedding.

Grandma, you'll come to the wedding?

Yes, I will, and that's final.

I couldn't attend the elder one's wedding.

I wasn't feeling well. I'm absolutely fine now.

"My grandson is marrying. I'm elated."

"My grandson is marrying. I'm elated."

Karma! - Yes, Grandma?

Come here. Go call the tent guys.

What's the matter with you, Grandma?

Just tell them to come and fix the tent. - Okay.

"The auspicious bowl.."

Smile please. Yes.

"My dear boy is glowing.." - Shahrukh, come here.

Yes. - "My dear boy is glowing.."

Listen to me. It's your wedding.

But you don't look happy at all.

Lawyer. - Yes. - Give me a pen.

Pen.. - I'll write it on the napkin.

What?

Well, something's fishy here.

Here. - You're too drunk. You can't even see him clearly.

Drink more, he'll seem clear to you.

Yes, drink up.

Look at this shot.

Uncle, I don't like her sad face.

They are newly married.

Armaan and she are staying separately because of me.

It's her kindness that she doesn't complain.

I think we should

tell grandma the truth.

No, dear, don't tell her anything.

If she finds out

she'll die.

Just stay silent.

What should we do?

I don't understand either.

Don't worry, dear.

Leave it to God.

Apply kohl, you're his sister-in-law.

I?

Dear, you've already done a lot.

Do this for mother-in-law's sake also.

Go, my dear.

I know you won't believe me, but something's fishy.

Look at the camera, please.

Stop it, Sister-in-law.

It's not Armaan's wedding.

It's Karma's wedding. - 'I had no idea it's my wedding.'

And tell me something.

Which wife would adorn her husband

put a headgear on him and send him

to bring home his second wife?

Grandma, how did you know all this?

I know everything.

When both you brothers

fell at Nikki's father's feet

I heard everything.

Please make sure our grandma doesn't find out

what we're being punished for.

Because our grandma is God to us.

Mother-in-law, if you knew everything

why did you have to do this drama? - I had to do it.

Half of my boy's ceremonies were incomplete.

I'm completing those today.

God bless you.

So, Aunt

did you see how much your family loves you?

Love is a small word for my family.

Grandma, at least tell me where you found the girl for me.

Tell him, Lawyer, how you solved this problem.

Okay, Aunt, let's reveal the entire drama now.

The first good news is, your aunt and I have had a truce.

We're settled again.

Your aunt made an effort

and managed to fix an alliance for Karma.

Now take off his headgear and tie it to Karma.

Your aunt must be waiting.

Look at that.

The lawyer is saying so, but something's fishy.

Look at him.

Uncle, the thing is, you'll be with me at the wedding.

Really? Take a photo then.

Smile please.

Hurry up. Let's go, offer the veil and bring home the bride.

There's a lot to do after the wedding too.

Like, having a family.

Try and understand.

I can't believe that I could get married too.

I still can't believe this.

Is she my wife?

Listen, dear. What are you thinking?

I was just wondering if I should just keep looking, or tease you too.

Listen..

'You must be wondering how uncle and aunt had a truce.'

'For the sake of my marriage'

'he even accepted the condition of massaging aunt’s feet.'

'But I'm certain that this truce won't last long.'

'Look!'

"If you hadn't lied, there wouldn't be a problem."

"Everything would have been perfect."

"If you hadn't lied, there wouldn't be a problem."

"Everything would have been perfect."

"Life wouldn't be full of troubles."

"Life wouldn't be full of troubles."

"Look from a distance, but don't tease."

"Look from a distance, but don't tease."

"Look from a distance, but don't tease."

"Look from a distance, but.. don't tease."

"Don't tease."

"If you hadn't lied, there wouldn't be a problem."

"Everything would have been perfect."

"If you hadn't lied, there wouldn't be a problem."

"Everything would have been perfect."

"Life wouldn't be full of troubles."

"Life wouldn't be full of troubles."

"Look from a distance, but don't tease."

"Look from a distance, but don't tease."

"Look from a distance, but don't tease."

"Look from a distance, but.. don't tease."

"Don't tease."

"Don't tease."