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You're fine.
You're fine.

You always use a condom.

Oh, my God.

- Oh.
- -Yeah.

- Oh... Ow!
- -Sorry.

Hello?

Look, I'm sure things
are really scary right now,

but, you know,
it's probably gonna be okay.

Um, is there anything
I can do to help?

I mean, like, I have a car.

I can, like, drive you home
if you want.

You can leave.

Wait.

No way.

If that is who I think it is,
I was just way too nice.

Ugh, a real blast from the past.

- Hey, dude.
- Oh, Jesus.

Come on, like I haven't seen
you pee a thousand times.

There was actually a time when
you wouldn't pee without me.

- Bailey, can you just...
- So, who's the lucky guy, huh?

Oh, no. Is it Kevin?

- Where's my test?
- Ooh.

- Is it Kevin? Please tell me.
- Just, please...

- Please tell me, come on.
- Please give it to me.

- Who's the daddy?
- Just give it to me, please.

- Whose penis is it?
- Kevin's penis!

See, was that so hard?

Actually, don't answer that.
I don't wanna know.

- Wow, so you're, um, with child.

- And it's definitely Kevin's?
- Yes.

Yes. What kind of girl
do you think I am?

I don't know, man.
I didn't think you boned.

Besides, raw dog...

I'm honestly, like,
a little impressed.

I do not... raw dog.

We use condoms, which are supposed to be
98.7% effective.

Well, apparently,
one of them was 0%.

That's not how statistics work.

Are you reading this right?

- Uh...
- Oh, hey, Veronica.

- Heather.
- I'm so glad I caught you.

Would you mind looking at the layout
for the yearbook prom page?

- Let me just pull it back up...
- Whoa, no.

No spoilers on the yearbook.
Come on, dude. God!

Um...

Okay. Why don't you email
that to me, Heather,

and then I can really
process the nuances

of the squiggly border
that you chose.

I'm so glad you noticed the...

Ronnie.

Oh, hey. Hey.

- You okay, Ronnie? You seem a little flustered.
- Yeah.

- Yeah. -Are you trying
to talk to Bailey Butler?

Remember when you guys
used to be besties?

Yeah, that was... that was more 'cause
our moms were close and everything.

Speaking of parents,
mine are in Greece.

- Wanna stay over this weekend?

- Yes.
- -Yeah.

Who's got that green
nail polish that I like?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What the hell?

Where is it?

Oh, um, I wrote your name on it and
then I tied it to the flagpole.

- Hope that's cool.
- Can you just give it to me?

I threw it in the dumpster
behind the gym.

Oh.

Well, thank you.

Thank you for bringing it
all the way back there.

Eh, I was smoking a joint
back there anyway.

Mr. Aster's been screening this
Osmosis Jones VHS in Bio,

so I gotta come correct.

It's unbelievable.

Right? There's, like,
barely any hard science in it,

- but Chris Rock is a visionary. -No,
you're smoking on school grounds. That's...

That's, like,
really irresponsible.

Oh, I'm the irresponsible one?

Okay.

Ah, okay, okay, okay.
Ah, look.

I mean, I'm sure
it's gonna be okay, though?

I mean, your sister had a kid early,
and she's fine, right?

Remember when we found out that you
were gonna be a 9-year-old aunt?

- We were cracking up...
- Okay, okay, you can stop.

I appreciate what you did
with the test and everything,

but we're not just like...

You just happened to be the person
that walked in the bathroom.

Oof.

Tsk! Could have left it
at "Thanks."

Catch you on the flip, Juno.

Guys, check this out.
Look at this.

- Let me see it.
- Oh, my God.

Hi, hi. Um... Hi.

I, uh, am doing a report
for my health class,

and I just wanted to see if
I could ask a quick question?

Cool, thanks.

Um, if a young woman
needs a procedure,

um, but her parents
didn't know, is that possible?

What's her age?

Uh, let's say she's 17.

Okay, okay,
so not at your facility.

Um, where's the closest place
that...

There's an Albuquerque
in Missouri?

Okay, um...

Uh, well, sorry.

What about, like, Illinois or Arkansas,
Oklahoma, Texas?

- No?

Okay, okay, so I get it.

It sounds like she would need
parental consent,

which is, um...

That's great.
That's totally fine.

Uh, I will include
that in my report,

and thank you very much. Bye.

Mom, I'm gonna go
to Emily's for a cram weekend.

Trust you. Love you.

That was so stupid.
Maddie B is gonna...

Hey.

- Hey.
- Oh, my gosh. Hey, girl!

Sorry I'm late.

- Who'd you guys...
- Maddie D.

No, not Maddie D.

There's actually something
pretty important

I have to talk
to you guys about.

Okay, just give me one second.

I'm actually really close.

Yeah, Veronica Mars over here

thinks that she can figure out the
pregnancy test mystery thing.

What pregnancy test
mystery thing?

Look.

Recycle Club
found it in the dumpster.

Ugh, Maddie B's
profile's on private!

- No.

Ooh, okay.

So, Tori Leonards
wasn't in gym today,

and I know for a fact that she
used "lady issues" as her excuse.

You use that excuse to skip gym, like,
every other week.

Valid, which is actually why I'm leaning
more towards Patricia Hamilton.

Absolutely not, no.

There's no way Patricia Hamilton
has lost her V card.

Well, it's, like,
none of our business, right?

I know, but it's just so juicy,
I gotta figure out who it is.

I mean, what if it was...
one of us?

Totally, but who takes
a pregnancy test at school?

Okay, seriously, look at these grams,
though, side by side.

Patricia's belly
definitely looks bigger.

- A little bit.
- Literally only a week ago.

- The way she's standing there.
- -Oh, my God.

No, that's not,
like, a burrito belly.

- Like, that's significantly bigger.
- No, it's literally bigger.

- She's growing.
- I mean, it's kind of...

I'm so sorry I'm late, babe.

Got a new pup at the shelter.
Had to get him squirreled away.

Yeah, check it out.

Named him Jasper.

Uh, yeah, it's...
Thanks for...

Looks like Elliot's dog, right?

Meeting me so last-minute
and everything.

Of course.

- Good evening.
- Hey!

- Welcome, welcome.
- Thank you.

We will start off with
the cheesy breadsticks,

and a water for the lady,

and I'll go with a Mountain Dew.

All right, coming right up.

- What's up?
- Um...

So...

I have to tell you something.

Um, I don't know
how it happened.

Statistically, it's, like,
nearly impossible, but, uh...

I'm pregnant.

Okay.

Okay, hey, it's okay.
I'm... I'm here for you.

Thank you. That's...
That's such a relief.

I, um... I mean, I know what I want to do,
and I have a plan.

I could just use really use
your help with some...

What's happening right now?

Will you marry me?

Look, I know
it won't be easy, okay?

But, babe, we can do this.

That's so cute.

Can you sit back down
in your chair, please?

Yeah. Yeah.

You gotta admit, it's kind
of perfect timing, you know?

We were so unsure about us
next year, you know,

and now we have this.

You know, we'll take a year off,

get a little place in town
so our parents can help out,

and don't worry,
the birth won't conflict

with the X Games schedule
whatsoever, so...

Wait, wait, wait.

How is it that you already
have all of that planned?

Well, I mean, you said you had something
important that you wanted to tell me.

Um...

You know, and then the whole
mystery pregnancy test thing

reminded me of
this other little thing, um...

- Don't get mad but, um...

Remember, like, a month ago
at Smith Creek,

when we got finished in the car?

Well, I sort of noticed
that the, um...

The condom had broke.

- So, um...
- Are you kidding me?

Look, Veronica, I didn't wanna
freak you out, okay?

- Oh, my...
- The valedictorian thing...

you had a lot
on your mind, you know?

And the further away we got,
the more mad I knew you'd be.

- Kevin, I... Oh. -And I looked it up.
I googled it.

Do you know how hard it is
to get pregnant?

It is, like, so hard.

I literally could have taken
the morning-after pill.

I could have avoided
this whole entire situation.

I know it's kind of
stressful, okay?

But it's also kind of perfect,

because now we really know
that we'll be together forever.

I'm serious. I can't...

- I need to get out of here.
- Veronica...

Oh, shoot.

Oh, God.

It's morning sickness.

Here, let me...
I'll hold your hair for you.

- Don't touch me.
- Okay.

Look, I know I messed up, okay?

But if you can see past that,

there's something
that's so beautiful here.

And I'm so stoked to bring a little us
into this world.

Can I... Can I look at that?

- Yeah, can I...
- No, I'll just...

Okay.

Wow, this doesn't look cheap.
How'd you afford this?

Sold Buzzsaw and Road Rash.

Uh, my dirt bikes.

Only down to two now,
but, uh, it's okay.

You know, um, I'm definitely gonna need
some time to think about it,

but let's talk on Monday, okay?

Oh.

Yeah, Monday.

Monday's good.

Great.

Crap.

I just pwned your ass!

You won't be laughing when I literally rip
your balls off, scumbag.

Come on.

Wait, cover me.
I'll be right back.

I thought you were
staying in today.

Oh, I know. I'm sorry.

- Fil got the night off.
- Oh, man, that guy's weird.

Who spells "Phil" with an "F"?

- Be nice.
- Wait.

I already started
thawing the dough.

I'm sorry, my little pea, but you know,
we can make the coxinhas tomorrow or...

You know what, maybe Sunday.

I'll text you when I know how the weekend
is shaping up, okay?

Bye. Mwah!

How do I look?

Hot as hell.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Oh, dude, come on.

The whole pregnancy mystery
bullshit thing is not my fault.

- I threw the thing in the dumpster.
- I need your help,

and I don't have
anywhere else to go.

I'm listening.

Okay, I know we're not,
like, close anymore.

- True. -And I'm probably the last
person that you wanna help...

- Accurate.
- But you have a car.

- Oh, there it is.

Trust me. If I could just
go somewhere in town

or to St. Louis, even,
I wouldn't even be here.

Go where?

You know, to...

get the thing.

The procedure.

Whoa.

Okay.

You printed a map.

Oklahoma, Texas, New Mexico.

It's easy,
and I outlined the best route

including where we can stop
for gas, food, and rest.

It's all planned out.

We'll be in Albuquerque
by tomorrow night.

We'll go to the clinic
first thing Sunday morning,

and we'll be home
Sunday evening.

Albuquerque.

Yeah, yeah,
I know it sounds crazy,

but that is the closest place
if you're under 18, so...

And I don't have to, like,
be there during, right?

Say, if I wanted to go explore Albuquerque
while you're doing your thing.

Yeah, that's, um...
That's fine, I guess.

I really just need you to drive.

I'll pay for everything.

Hmm.

So you're hiding this
from your man,

your best friends,
and your Jesus freak parents,

and you thought, "Why not ask Bailey Butler
to drive me hundreds of miles

'cause she probably doesn't
have anything to do, anyway."

Um...

Kind of, yes.

Bailey! Bailey, come on.

Please open the door, Bailey.

I'm just messing with you.

You're right, I do not have
anything going on.

I thought you drove a Camry.

Sleater-Camry's in the shop.

Uh, my gas projections were accounting
for a four-cylinder Japanese engine.

My bad. If we're worried about gas,
we should just take the Tesla.

♪ Come on, let's go
Let's go, let's go ♪

Whoo, road trip!

♪ I think I wanna get gone... ♪

Oh, oh, oh, we gotta
check out Roswell.

- Like, there's actual aliens.
- No. No.

Veronica, come on.
It's my vacation, too.

This is not a vacation, okay?

Well, if it's not a vacation, then
why are you taking pictures, huh?

Okay, in 20 miles, we're gonna make
our first stop.

Yes, yes, love stops. Would you go
check out the world's biggest fork?

- I actually hear that...
- No, no, Bailey.

We're not just gonna be
stopping willy-nilly, okay?

We need to stick to the schedule

so I can be home
by Sunday evening,

and my parents won't find out.

- Every stop has a purpose.

Wow, you even bummed out nature.

This trip is not gonna be cheap,

but I think that
this should cover it.

Whoa, Jesus! What, did you
steal that from your parents?

Kevin proposed.

What?

Oh, my God.

That is actually
so on-brand for him.

Could you imagine, like, actually
getting married to that guy?

What, would your first dance be to Imagine
Dragons or Nickelback, do you think?

Kevin...

He means well, okay? You
just don't know him. He's...

He's uncomplicated.

He's sweet. He's so sweet.

Did you know that he volunteers
with little puppies,

like, that don't have
homes and stuff?

And I don't even need
to defend myself to you now.

But did you know that
he asked me out

literally every day for a month
until I said yes?

He literally waited outside my window
one night for a whole night.

You know, Say Anything
made that seem cute,

but it's called stalking,
so time's up, and all that.

That dude's an actual stalker.

Okay, the entrance should be right up
around the corner here.

Cool, I'm excited to die here.

It's not opening.

I know they're not closed. That
guy literally just went in there.

After you, Ivy League.

Move.

Hello. Hi. Um...

I was actually just wondering
how much I could get for this.

It's, like, real and everything.

Mmm-hmm.

How old are you?

Seventeen.

I can't buy this.

Um...

Sorry, I just...

I...

- I just... I really,
really need the money.

- So if there's just anything...
- I see.

- Veronica, I love you.
- Stalker!

- Kevin.
- I can't live without you.

What are you doing here?
Did you follow me?

I know you said you wanted
to wait until Monday,

but to me, Monday feels like it's
ten years from now, you know?

So I said,
"Bro, go get your girl."

This really is not a good time.

Look, I got you a rose
for every single reason

why we should spend
our lives together.

- You, me, and the baby.
- It's not a baby yet.

This is for how rad
your genes and my genes

are gonna look together
in a new human.

This one is for when I teach him or her
how to do a perfect kickflip.

Weird flex.

And this one is for the fact that
you get to stay here in Missouri...

Okay, you know what? This has got to stop.
I can't do it.

Here are a bunch of roses.
They're a bunch of reasons.

- What is she doing with my ring?
- -Uh...

Well, I...

I need the money for...

I'm sorry, Kevin, but I'm taking care
of the situation.

You're... You wanna get rid...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
I know it wasn't chill

to not tell you about
the condom breaking...

Whoa, you knew about
the condom breaking?

Yeah, I'm sorry.
Who even asked you?

Why is she even here?

She's driving me to the place.
I can't do it in Missouri.

Well, you can't make
this decision alone.

Kevin, we have
so much life ahead of us.

- This is just... This is what I have...
- What life, Veronica?

You're going off to Brown.
I'm staying here.

- This is our shot at being together.
- No.

- Kevin, no, we are not... -You should
be thankful and count your lucky stars

that you have a guy
who's so devoted to you

that he would literally track you down
to this freaking skeezy dump.

You tracked me here?

Well, I mean, like, kind of.

- What are you doing?
- That's so creepy, Kevin!

- You're a stalker!
- Thank you!

Give me my ring back, then.

Jesus!

Consider your next move
very carefully.

That is my ring.
I paid for that.

Okay. Okay.

Going.

Grab my...

I got it.

I mean, could've just deleted
your Find My Friends app.

I'll give you $1,300.

- We're rich!
- Are you serious?

Thank you. I don't even know
how to begin to thank you.

This is... You are such
a sweet woman for helping us.

If any of this comes back on me,

I'll sew the two of you
together as a human centipede.

Oh.

You know, it's pretty messed up that Kevin
didn't even tell you about the condom breaking.

I really don't wanna
talk about it.

I know, I'm just saying
that you had every right

to sell that ring
after what he did.

Really don't wanna
talk about it.

Can you just drop it
for now, please?

All right.

I'm just gonna
turn on the radio.

Oh, oh!

♪ Should I stay
Or should I go now? ♪

♪ Should I stay
Or should I go now? ♪

♪ If I go
There will be trouble ♪

♪ And if I stay
There will be double ♪

-♪ So come... ♪

Okay, okay, okay.

That song literally
makes zero sense.

It's... It just makes...

Okay, he's saying if he leaves,
there will be trouble,

but if he stays,
there will be double?

What... The choice
is clearly to leave.

It's literally
half the amount of trouble.

Wow.

Man, that has gotta be the most clinical
interpretation of a punk song, like, ever.

Okay, if we drive for another,
like, five hours, we...

Oh, a Gas N' Gulp!

Wow, I see you're taking
the budget really seriously.

Oh, and you have, like, what, three
sips of water in that thing?

Well, we're driving 14 hours.

We can't be stopping
every two seconds to pee.

We actually really have to go,
so are you done?

One more thing.

Hi, these,
and a few more things.

Half blue raspberry, half cherry
with a squirt of Coke on top.

Our combo.

Yep.

Thank you.
This is really sweet of you.

I mean, relax.
It was two for one.

If we make good enough time,
we can maybe go to Roswell.

Stop.

Hell yeah, aliens!

- Maybe. Okay?

♪ If I think that
You might like me ♪

♪ I'm also getting lonely... ♪

What time's your appointment
on Sunday?

We're almost in Oklahoma where we'll take
a four-hour powernap.

And we should be getting to some open areas
in about 18 miles,

and that's gonna be
the perfect place to stop.

Nice. Love a good open area.

Ooh, we're about
to cross state lines.

You know what that means.

- No, no...
- Yep.

- I... I don't remember that.
- Three...

- No, seriously, that was so long ago...
- Two...

- I don't even know...
- One.

Ahhh!

Haven't done that one
in a while.

Yeah, I...
I really don't know

how we remembered
that whole thing.

Wow, it's really messy in here.

What is all this
you have down here?

Whoa, whoa, do not throw that.

Why do you have a Taser?

Oh, I was hoping to hold up
some liquor stores on the way.

Hope that's cool.

No.

Veronica, we are
two teenage girls

going across the country
in the middle of the night.

I took that from my mom, okay?
Can you put it in my bag?

Okay.

It's not gonna
tase you, Veronica.

- I don't know how they work.
- Very easy.

Point and shoot.

Got extra blankets in the back.

No, I'm fine.
This will be comfortable.

Okay, suit yourself.

I'm setting the alarm
for 5:00 a.m., okay?

That way, we'll be in Texas
by lunch.

I have $20 set aside for breakfast,
so we can stop somewhere early.

And, Bailey, you've really gone overbudget
with the jacket and stuff,

so can you just please
be more mindful?

Do you have, like,
a PowerPoint presentation?

I'm a little bit more
of a visual learner.

You know what?
Actually, I do.

Let me just pull it up
really quick.

- Where are the blankets?
- In the back.

Selfcare, huh?

Yeah, I had to post something
so people wouldn't bother me.

Of course, and so people
wouldn't know you're with me.

Your stuff's, like,
really intense.

Colleges look at
that sort of thing,

so it's strategic.

Before, we would've laughed
at that kind of stuff,

but I guess that's not who you
strategically are anymore.

You know what?

I'm not gonna do this right now.

We only have four hours
for sleep, so I'm going to bed.

Oh, well, let me know
when you pencil in a time

to talk about the fact
that you used to be fun

and used to do things
like aggressive ballerina

or collect Pokemon cards,

and how you've literally become
one of those people

who walk, talk, and act
exactly the same.

You know who you are? You're Captain Picard
at the end of Season 4.

You've assimilated into the Borg.
You don't even realize it.

You're completely wrong
as usual.

Oh, really?
Please, do enlighten me.

Captain Picard gets assimilated into
the Borg at the end of Season 3.

God, do you have to be
good at everything?

You know what? You're not
Captain Picard, okay?

You're Data. You're a weird
information robot.

Why do I feel bad now?

I'm the one who's doing
something nice here.

And we both know you wouldn't do
the same for me.

Yeah.

You're right.
I probably wouldn't.

- Soj.
- Food?

Yes.

I gotta use the... puchpa.

What's changed? I just don't understand
what is going on here.

I am being
suffocated here. That's why.

Between you and that kid
and this house,

She's not "that kid."
She's your daughter.

My life doesn't stop and start every time Bailey
has some damn science fair or school play

or whatever the hell...

- Snack break time. I'm getting us some...
- Hey, let's go ride our bikes.

Let's go right now.

How did
we miss that? Amazing.

Oh, no, it's 9:30.

It's 9:30.

We gotta go, okay?

We should be in Texas by now.
We gotta go.

Oh, man.

No, no FUNYUNS
until we're on the road.

- Come on!
- Come on, I'm eating breakfast.

Bailey!

Come on, seriously, Bailey,
we need to go now!

We're, like, hours behind, okay?

- Come on.
- Ow!

Oh, stop. No!

- Oh, that's real cute, okay.

Now there's no breakfast
for nobody, great.

Let's ride
and dine, baby! Whoo!

♪ Baby ♪

♪ I look so good
Achieving myself ♪

♪ I don't need nobody else ♪

♪ Body real
Don't wear no Spanx ♪

♪ Look in the mirror
And the booty say hey ♪

♪ Baby like my confidence ♪

♪ Baby love how I finesse ♪

♪ He can never like me
More than me ♪

♪ He could never love me
More than me ♪

♪ Oh, I know my baby love me ♪

♪ Wanna take me to his mama ♪

♪ He said I got that ooh, ah ♪

♪ And I don't give him
No drama ♪

♪ I'ma cry like ♪

♪ Girl, he said
Baby, I love you ♪

♪ Baby, I love me too ♪

♪ Ay, yeah ♪

♪ Baby, I love me too ♪

♪ Mmm-mmm
See it ain't your fault ♪

♪ You got the drip
And the sauce ♪

♪ Seem so blessed ♪

♪ Thank the Lord
For the sauce and the drip ♪

♪ Thank you, Lord
For the sauce and the drip ♪

♪ Like, whoo-hoo ♪

♪ I know my baby love me ♪

♪ Wanna take me to his mama ♪

♪ He said I got that... ♪

♪ And I don't give him
No drama ♪

♪ He said, girl, if you leave ♪

♪ I'ma cry like ♪

♪ Honey, he said
Baby, I love you ♪

♪ Baby, I love me too ♪

Oh, come on! Yes.

♪ Yeah, yeah
Since you been gone ♪

Kelly? Really?

♪ How come I'd never ♪

Okay.

♪ Hear you say
I just wanna be with you ♪

I didn't say
you had to turn it off.

What? No, no, it's fine.

- You can turn the music back on if you want.
- No, no, no, I'm good.

What are you doing?

- Whoa.
- Whoo!

- What the heck?

- What is happening? Why
did you just do that?

Um, I'm hungry.
We should eat.

Okay.

Why are we parking
way back here?

Uh, this car
is a hot commodity, man.

These small towns are,
like, notorious for theft.

They are?

Oh, yeah.
Huge problem.

If you took your head out of your book
every now and then,

maybe you'd know stuff like that, you know,
learn some street smarts.

Hey, street smarts,

your wallet's dangling
out of your backpack.

Huh?

Wait, wait.

You attract a lot
of male attention.

Thank you.

Here we go.

That's quite some car
you ladies rolled up in.

What kind of trouble y'all getting into
this evening?

Dude, mind your business.

Whoa, whoa, easy.

I'm just trying to be welcoming.

I'm Jarrod.

So, where you headed?

Um, Albuquerque.

Can I come?

Uh, table for two, please?

Anywhere you want.
This isn't Applebee's.

Uh, just some
unsolicited advice,

if you're gonna shoot your shot,

I recommend zipping up
your fly first.

What can I get you girls?

Um, can I get the spaghetti
and meatballs, please?

May I please have the burger,
but instead of fries,

can I just get
a side salad, please?

We don't really have
a side salad.

It's just gonna be more
of the same lettuce.

Okay, just the burger,
then, is fine.

Um, actually, can I get
some fries, please?

Thank you.

I don't know why you're so judgy.
I'm just trying to save funds.

Speaking of, where we at,
Donna from accounting?

I actually really appreciate
you taking an interest.

Of course you do.

Um, okay, so I have $500 set aside
for the procedure.

That leaves $450 for gas,
$200 for emergency fund,

and we have exactly $112
left over for food.

Maybe we do a little
pre-appointment brunch, huh?

Speaking of, when is
your appointment tomorrow?

Veronica, you do have an appointment
for tomorrow, right?

Huh?

Um, oh, well, they take
walk-ins, so it's fine.

- Oh, V.
- What?

- Come on!
- What?

I... I tried calling,
but every time they answered,

I just got freaked out
and hung up, so...

Wow, got it. Okay.

I know, I know.
It's stupid.

Son of a bitch!

Okay, well, it's not that bad.

Okay, what's happening?

Nothing. It's fine.
Here, try some lemonade.

No, why are those cops
looking at the car?

Just, um, like...

Like, cool thing I forgot to mention
is that, um...

that's my mom's
asshole boyfriend's car,

and I didn't exactly formally
ask him if I could borrow it,

so he may be, um,
like, looking for it.

We're driving a stolen car?

Shut up! Shut up!

My gosh.

Is it stolen
if you know the person?

The rules are very vague.

They are not.

If the owner did not let you drive it,
then it is stolen.

Okay, we gotta go.
We gotta bail.

I don't... I don't think
we can bail.

What do we do?

What do we do?

Excuse me.

I wanna ask you...

Can you say
something helpful, please?

I don't know.
I'm really sorry.

Excuse me.

♪ America, America ♪

Oh, yeah, that's our boy.

♪ God shed his grace on thee ♪

Could you get down, please?

You think that's funny, huh?

♪ And for thy goods
With brotherhood ♪

♪ From sea to shining sea ♪

That's enough now.

Oh, shoot.
My backpack was in that car.

- I... Why'd you lie about this?
- I know.

- I can't believe you did that.
- I know, I ruined everything.

I jeopardized this whole thing.

I swear, Veronica, if I make
you miss your appointment...

I screwed up again.

Okay, it's okay.
Calm down. We can...

We can do this.
We can figure this out.

No, I should never
have said yes.

Obviously I cannot be relied on
for literally anything,

and we're gonna go to jail.

Look, I need...
I need to go back.

I need to explain the situation.

- Maybe I can avoid getting you arrested, yeah.
- What?

No. No, no, no.

Don't leave me out here, okay?

I'm gonna get murdered
if I try to travel alone.

Bailey.

- Bailey, I need you.
- Nobody needs me.

No, I do. I need you.
I really do.

Wait.

- Wait, let me just show you one thing.
- Veronica, I'm done.

Let me just... Let me just
show you this one thing,

and when I show it to you,
if you laugh,

- then you have to stay with me.
- What are you talking about?

Okay, just watch.

Wow, aggressive ballerina, huh?

Veronica, this isn't fair.
Come on.

Okay, fine.
Fine, fine, I'll go with you.

Fine, stop, please.

Please, it's... No, no, really.
Really, stop.

Veronica, stop. Oh.

Hey.

It's you again.

When I asked what kind of trouble
y'all was getting into,

I thought I was just being cute.

Yeah, uh, thanks for
saving us back there.

That was nice.

Um, actually, uh,
maybe you could...

Could you drive us
to the closest bus station?

Ah, we already running
kind of late

to our buddy's thing
at the fairgrounds.

I mean, closest stop
is probably Amarillo.

Doesn't Matthews
live in Amarillo?

That's true. Hop on in.

We'll take you
as far as the fairgrounds,

and maybe you can scam a ride off
our friend once you get there.

Um, I don't know
if we have time for that.

Well, either way, we got about two minutes
before the cops pull up, so...

♪ Not everybody's
Gonna find clarity ♪

- ♪ In a back porch sittin'
Kind of therapy ♪

♪ With a little bit of wine
John Prine, and Camel Blues ♪

♪ Not everybody
Leaves well enough alone ♪

♪ Stays out of business
That ain't their own ♪

♪ But all
My favorite people do ♪

♪ I don't know about them
But I know about us ♪

♪ It is what it is
And we love who we love ♪

♪ Not everybody gets
What we're going through ♪

♪ But all
My favorite people do ♪

♪ Yeah
All my favorite people do ♪

♪ Well
I don't know about them ♪

♪ But I know about us ♪

♪ It is what it is
And we love who we love ♪

♪ Not everybody gets
What we're going through... ♪

Let's do this!

All right, come on, let's go!

♪ All my favorite people do ♪

Ooh, here we go!

96 trying to double that lead
with number 12 in second.

Oh, my God!

Looks like 23's losing control.

Oh, why?

Into the wall.

- 23 is out for the count.

Let's go, Matthews!

There go your ride right there.

Cerveza?

Uh, I don't drink.

Ah, you know, I thought
you might say that.

Thank you.

What a race!

Let's go, Matthews!

Hey, don't die, dude!
You still owe me 20 bucks.

This is it. The final lap.

- This is so tight!
- It's pretty cool.

Let's go!

In the lead
after dominating all night,

but wait, no, 96...

Here it comes
around the outside!

Oh, yes!

- -96 takes it!

Look at him go!

Let's go, Matthews!

♪ Sound of wind
It takes the sky ♪

♪ And winter takes us all ♪

♪ Mountain high
Against the sky... ♪

Can't believe you know this guy.

Matthews?

- Sup, dude?
- -The star.

Whoo!

Yo, that was crazy.

Wow. Hi. Wow.

Oh, this is Bailey, Veronica.

They're two criminals
we picked up at the diner

after the car they stole
got repo'd by the cops.

Hey, I'm Kira.
Is that real?

- Yeah, kind of.
- No, no, not at all.

We're not criminals
in the slightest.

It was really
a misunderstanding,

and, um, we actually really
have to get back on the road.

- Where are you headed?
- Albuquerque.

So are y'all walking
to New Mexico or...

What? No.

Can't walk to New Mexico. What?

Um, yeah, we're trying to get
to the bus station in Amarillo,

and they said that
you might be headed there.

I generally try not to
associate with fugitives,

but, uh, sure, what the hell.

Oh, thank you. Wow.

Right on. I gotta go drive a monster truck
over a pile of flaming Priuses.

Meet me at the funhouse in 45?

That'll be fun.

You know, funhouse.

- J, you wanna help me gas up?
- Sure.

- Thanks, see you.
- -Bye.

Well...

It was nice meeting you.

I'm sure I'll see you two
on America's Most Wanted.

Not unless we see you first
on American Idol.

'Cause the singing.

Bye.

Hello?

Oh.

♪ Just a hard taker ♪

♪ Faith breaker ♪

♪ Got him in the palm
Of her hand ♪

♪ She's a real faker ♪

♪ World hater
Better run as fast as you can ♪

♪ She's shameless... ♪

Can I ask you something?

Mmm, this Twinkie is so great.

Hold on, hold on. We didn't get to finish
our discussion.

Okay, did you really not make
an appointment for tomorrow?

Oh, my God, Veronica,
this is insane.

You have this whole trip scheduled down
to an inch of its life.

You got no appointment.

What are you doing?

What? No, no, no, no, no.

- Stop, stop.
- Bailey, please don't.

- Bailey. Bailey.
- Hello, hi.

Yes, this is Veronica Clarke,
and I'm in need of, um...

I'm in need of an abortion,
uh, tomorrow, please.

Yes, I have taken a pregnancy test,
and it's positive.

About seven, eight weeks. I'm not sure.
It's pretty early.

What? What are they saying?

- What are they saying?
- Oh.

Oh, I'm eligible
for a pill instead of surgical.

Oh, I'd need to come back
for a follow-up?

Dang, nope, can't make two separate
appointments, so I guess surgical it is.

Yes, I do have someone coming with me
to my appointment, actually.

She's amazing, and actually super smart
but doesn't brag about it.

Just, like,
this majestic human...

Yes, ma'am, sorry. Sorry.

Okay, what's the earliest
I can get?

8:00 a.m.?

Um...

- Yes, yes, that's perfect.
- Okay, I'll take it.

Okay, thanks.

- You okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.

It's just... Today was nuts,
and I kind of...

I don't know,
just, the call made it real.

My heart's racing.

Yeah, my heart's racing too, but I think
it's from the deep-fried Twinkie.

Also, it's not that crazy. Like,
one in four women get them.

Yeah. No, I know.

It's just, it's a surgery
at a clinic with doctors.

It's a whole thing.

Anyways...

Is there something else
you maybe wanna talk about,

that whole Kira thing?

Oh, look, a ride.
Let's do it, come on.

Wait, Bailey.

It seems like maybe you like...

the Slinger, but you're
just nervous about it?

I'm not nervous
about the Slinger.

I just don't
wanna talk about it.

But you do like the Slinger?

Oh, my God, Veronica,
yes, I like girls, okay?

Is that a problem?

No. No. Not at all.
That's... It's great.

I just...

I didn't know.

There's a lot of things
you don't know.

I mean, I'm honored
to be the first person

that you, like, came out to.

Bitch, what?

I've been out to my mom
for, like, years.

Like, five of my cousins,
my entire X-Files fan forum,

- Okay, okay, I get it.
- Doug from the bank.

Does your dad know?

Oh, um, we haven't really been
keeping in touch much lately.

It's not really his fault. He's just
really busy with his plant store stuff.

How long have you known?

Since Tammy Clannahan and her shiny hair
in fifth grade, I guess.

Tammy Clammy-hands?

Why wouldn't you
have told me that?

Do you want everyone in town
to know you're pregnant?

- No, but I think...
- No, same thing.

Church, gossip,
it's a shit show,

and I don't really
wanna be a part of it.

Oh!

Oh, my God!

- I like girls!
- Yeah, you do!

- Yes, I like girls!
- Whoo, man!

The first time I masturbated was
to Emma Watson in Deathly Hallows!

- Part 1 or Part 2?
- Part 1, obviously!

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my God!

- Oh!
- Oh, man.

Oh!

- I'm pregnant!
- Hell yeah!

Yeah, I'm pregnant,
and I'm getting an abortion!

- Yes!

We're gay and pregnant!

We are gay, and we are pregnant!

We're gay and pregnant!

♪ And you're driving me ♪

♪ Yeah, you're driving me on ♪

Okay, there's a bus
that leaves in an hour,

which will get us
into Albuquerque at 9:00.

How are we gonna
get there by 8:00?

Hey, there.

Sorry to interrupt, but we couldn't help
but overhear.

Are y'all looking for a ride
down to New Mexico?

We're headed to Albuquerque.

Um...

Yes. Yes, actually, we are.

Hi, I'm Veronica.
This is Bailey.

Our car just broke down,

and we've really been scrambling
to get our butts there.

Wait, you guys
are headed to Albuquerque?

- Yep, we are going to see my mother.
- That's right.

But when we saw this carnival,
we just had to stop.

I mean, we wouldn't wanna be, like,
a burden to you guys or anything.

We don't have money, really.

Oh, no, no, no, hush, please.

If one of our daughters
was stranded,

- we hope someone would do the same thing.
- Yes.

Just hope you guys are okay
with this one singing

Peter, Paul, and Mary
the whole darn trip.

Wow, you guys are a godsend.

- Oh.
- Hey, guys.

Truck's out back.

Um, hey, we actually won't be
needing that ride anymore.

Yeah, um, found people
to take us the whole way there.

Oh.

So we'll bring the car around front
and meet you in 15?

Great, thank you, guys.

You're amazing.
Thank you.

- Thanks.
- Bye.

Um, I'm gonna go pee.

You know,
long ride and everything.

You wanna go check out the funhouse
before you gotta go?

Oh. Yeah.

I'll do that, yeah.
It was nice meeting you.

I meant with me, you weirdo.

-♪ I was walking Through icy streams ♪

♪ That took my breath away ♪

♪ Moving slowly
Through westward water ♪

♪ Over glacial plains ♪

♪ And I walked off you ♪

♪ And I walked off
An old me ♪

♪ Oh, me
Oh, my ♪

♪ I thought it was a dream ♪

♪ So it seemed ♪

♪ And now, breathe deep
I'm inhaling... ♪

Oh, my God, I'm stuck.

Oh. Oh.

Um...

Would it be okay
if I kissed you?

- Well, I just...
- I'm sorry.

- No, it's... We don't have to.
- No, no, no, no, no.

I'm just warning you
that I might be, like,

kind of bad at it.

- I've never really done it before.
- Oh.

That's okay.

♪ And now, breathe deep
I'm inhaling ♪

♪ You and I
There's air in between ♪

♪ Leave me be
I'm exhaling ♪

♪ You and I
There's air in between ♪

Thank you guys again
so much for the ride.

Oh, of course, honey.
We're so happy to help.

So what's got you two
headed to Albuquerque, anyway?

- Um...
- My dad lives there.

Oh, you must be excited
to see him.

Wait, for real?

Are we not taking the I-40
the whole way there?

According to the maps,
it says...

Shoot, my phone's about to die.

The 40 gets crazy toward Amarillo,
so just taking a shortcut.

Here, I can charge
your phone up here.

Okay, thank you.

What the...

Veronica? Veronica.
Veronica, wake up.

Where are we?

Dude, I gotta piss so bad,
I can almost taste it.

Where the hell are we?

Maybe we're just outside of Albuquerque,
and this is their stop?

- You're going in there?
- Yeah.

I mean, they're nice people, and we
gotta get back on the road, so...

All right, well,

looks like the house from the
Conjure-verse, but all right.

Hello?

Hello?

Oh.

Beauties, ain't they?

- Oh!
- Oh, shit!

- Oh. Oh.
- Hi.

Paul, Joseph, Sarah, Rebecca,
Mark Jr., and Mary.

Don't let him fool you girls.

When they were younger, he needed a
cheat sheet to keep 'em all straight.

Of course, the doctor told us
Joseph would be our last one,

but then, just when we got
the last one out of the house,

we delivered our final miracle.

- Yep, shows you what the doctors know.
- That's right.

Um, I'm sorry, but where are we?

This is our home.

Oh, we tried to tell you,
but you were fast asleep.

I hope you don't mind.

It was on the way, so we figured we'd stop
and have some breakfast.

That's really sweet
of you guys. Thank you.

- But we really don't have much time, so...
- I hope you like pancakes.

Let's join hands.

Lord, thank you for this bountiful meal
we're about to receive,

and thank you
for our new, special friends.

We appreciate your guidance

and thank you for entrusting us
to spread your word.

- Amen.
- Amen.

- Amen.
- Oh, man.

So, girls...

Actually... I'm sorry.
I need to use the restroom.

Oh, top of the stairs,
first door on the left.

- Thanks.
- You bet.

Mother, you have outdone yourself
with these flapjacks.

Oh.

Ah, can you believe it?
I forgot the coffee.

Mark, can you be a dear
and put the kettle on?

Orange juice, Veronica?

Um, no thanks.

Awfully kind of you to accompany your
friend all the way to New Mexico.

It's a big hike from Missouri.

Yeah, I know, but she would
do the same for me.

Oh.

Sorry, um, I don't remember telling you
we were from Missouri.

Oh.

I should be honest.

I have a bit
of a confession to make.

You see, at the carnival,
Mark and I,

we couldn't help
but overhearing your friend

making you that appointment.

Now, there's no need for alarm.

It's just we were so overjoyed

when we heard that God had given you
this miracle of life.

You know, I think
it's kind of that time

where we should get
back on the road,

so, would you mind giving me
my phone back, please?

What are you hoping for?

Boy or a girl?

Neither.

Okay, but if you had to pick.

I don't know.
Girl, I guess,

- But thank you for charging...
- Oh, a little girl.

Oh, I just think
that you and Kevin,

- that you would be such wonderful parents.
- Did you just say "Kevin"?

Your loving boyfriend.

He called
while you were napping.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

- Hello, Bailey.

No.

- Mark!
- We need to get out of here!

- I'm aware!
- Wait.

Wait!

Dear, are they
speaking in tongues?

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, catch.

Got it.

Don't you start that vehicle!

Eat me, straight lady!

Mark! Mark!

What the hell is that?

Drive!

Oh, my God. Oh.

Girls, why don't we pull over and we'll talk
about it in the crisis pregnancy center.

We just like to help women
make smart, educated decisions.

This is why you always choose the ride
from the hot lesbian!

Oh, man.

Oh!

- Sorry.

Oh, my gosh, a fence!
There's a fence!

We just wanted to give you
some medical advice.

Did you know that
having an abortion

could result in you not being able
to get pregnant in the future?

That's not true!
I googled it!

And, frankly, that's a very problematic
falsehood to be spreading!

Dead cows?

- Gross. Gross. -I don't like it.
I don't like it.

Tsk!

Oh, my gosh!

Here we go!

- No.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

I think we lost him.

That was incredible!

I'm like Vin Diesel
behind the wheel.

That's Kevin's favorite actor.

Oh, gosh.
Oh, what do we do?

Um...

We have to do something.

Let's keep going

- What?
- I'm kidding!

I'm doing a Thelma & Louise thing.
We're not driving off a cliff.

But maybe... maybe he doesn't
have to know that.

Oh.

Oh. Come here.

Oh, okay.
Okay, okay.

- What do we do?
- Wait.

Oh, darn it.

Darn it, darn it, darn it!

Uh, honey,
there's been an accident.

I don't... Uh...

Girls?

You all right?

I don't know.
I gotta check.

I'll call you.

All right, let's go.

Guys, I think this was
a misunderstanding, you know?

Look, we both
said some things, okay?

We're dying.
I need food. I need water.

I haven't posted in,
like, ten hours.

That's what
you're worried about?

We're gonna starve
out here, Veronica.

I'd take one of those pancakes from
Karen and Mike Pence at this point.

Ugh, she didn't even charge
my freaking phone.

Still got some juice.

No reception, though.

Could really use one of those
printed maps right now.

When I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

- Wait, we can...
- Whoa, whoa, that's it!

We just hop the train
like old-timey hobos!

- Yes, okay, let's go.
- Yes!

Are you allowed to say hobo?

It did feel weird
when I said it.

Okay, here's the plan!

- Jump, grab on, hold tight!
- Got it!

- We jump on three!
- Okay.

All right, okay.

One...

Two...

Three!

Trains go fast.

This is a joke.

This is a joke.

I shouldn't be here.

I should not be here!

I should be able
to just walk down the street

and open a door
and waltz right in

and say, "Hello,
my name is Veronica.

My boyfriend is an asshole.
Here's my $500.

Oh, oh, yes,
I would love a cup of water.

Thank you so much.

That's so sweet of you."

But, no.

Nope!

Instead, I literally
had to drive 996 miles,

and now I'm stranded
in this freaking field

in the middle of nowhere,
and the train,

the stupid train
won't slow down!

Why in the hell do you need to get
parental consent to have an abortion,

but not to actually birth
a human child?

Fuck you,
Missouri state legislature!

- Veronica.
- What?

There's a bus stop in that town
with our name on it.

Oh.

Well, we're
three and a half hours away,

and your appointment's
in 30 minutes.

And my phone died.

Not great.

Hello.

Hello?

Bailey, come here!

What...

Hello?

- Mitch, we need a limo!
- Dude, it's closed. Come on.

There's someone in there.
Mitch!

Oh.

Who sent you?

Um, I'm sorry to bother you, but we
really need to get to Albuquerque.

All right.
Come on in.

Come on.

Come on.

Um...

What's in Albuquerque?

Uh, actually, it's kind of
a personal thing.

- Tell me why you came here.
- She needs an abortion.

Where'd you say you come from?

Missouri.

Um, the law there won't let me get, uh, one
without my parents knowing,

so we had to go
all the way to New Mexico.

Ha!

Big government

thinking they can tell people what they
can and cannot do with their bodies.

It makes me sick.

They want us to suckle
at their teat,

drink their fluoride water,

and brush our teeth every day like
little cogs in their machine.

- Do you not brush...

How much money you got?

Uh, we can pay you...

Um...

$600.

I'll pull a limo around.

Ah, yes, thank you, Mitch.

"Mitch" is a decoy.

Name is Bob.

Oh.

Okay.

Oh, my gosh.

Is that the first limo
ever made?

Wow.

♪ Grab the bag ♪

♪ Take it home ♪

♪ In the morning
'Fore the sun comes up ♪

♪ We go riding... ♪

You know, some people
take a limo to prom.

We take it to an abortion.

Well, I took a limo to prom too.

Okay, so when I called the clinic,
they only had two appointments left,

a 10:00 a.m. and a 1:00 p.m.

Obviously we have
to make the 10:00 a.m.

or we won't
make it home in time,

and my parents will find out,
which would suck.

Aww, you called all by yourself?

- My little V's growing up.

Stop!

♪ Here's the thing ♪

♪ We started out friends ♪

♪ It was cool
But it was all pretend ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah
Since you been gone ♪

♪ You dedicated ♪

♪ You took the time ♪

♪ Wasn't long ♪

♪ Till I called you mine ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Since you been gone ♪

♪ And all you'd ever
Hear me say ♪

♪ Is how I pictured
Me with you ♪

♪ That's all
You'd ever hear me say ♪

-♪ But since you been gone ♪

♪ I can breathe
For the first time ♪

♪ I'm so moving on ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Thanks to you
Now I get ♪

♪ I get what I want ♪

-♪ Since you've been gone... ♪

You know what?

Yeah!

Wait! Wait, stop!

Wait.

♪ Again and again ♪

♪ And again and again ♪

♪ Since you been gone ♪

♪ I can breathe
For the first time ♪

♪ I'm so moving on
Yeah, yeah ♪

-♪ Thanks to you ♪

♪ Now I get ♪

♪ I get what I want ♪

♪ I can breathe
For the first time... ♪

New Mexico!

Ahhh!

Whoo!

♪ Since you been gone ♪

♪ Since you been gone ♪

♪ Since you been gone ♪

- Hi.
- Hi, guys.

- Stop studying and come over.
- Yeah, come over.

Kaylee finally
solved the mystery.

Wh... what?

Okay, hear me out.

- It's Bailey Butler.
- Isn't that crazy?

You know, it's gotta be.
Everyone else denied it,

and someone saw her
by the dumpster.

Plus it's always the loners
who are secretly having

tons of freaky sex
with other weirdos.

What do you think, Ronnie?

You know her best out of anyone.

I... I don't know her
that well.

I don't know why
you guys keep saying that.

Everything okay?
You sound weird.

Do you think it was her?

- What do you think, Ronnie? It's her, right?
- - Come on, is it her?

Yeah, yeah,
probably you guys are right.

I mean, she seems lonely
so maybe she's, like,

hooking up with random people.
Who knows.

Oh, my God, that's so sad.

Yeah, I actually...
I have to go,

but I'll talk
to you guys soon, okay?

- Okay, bye.
- Bye.

Wow.

I'm so stupid.

Bailey.

- I just... You know I had to say something.
- Bob, pull over!

I... What was I
supposed to say?

Bailey... Bailey, come on.

Come on,
we're in the middle of nowhere.

Can you just talk to me, please?

It was just a stupid phone call.

Clearly you were bullshitting me
this whole time.

No, I was covering. If anything,
I was bullshitting them.

Oh, well, if that's true,
that's even worse.

You like me,
and you still sell me out?

You don't even defend me?

You would do literally anything to
just maintain this fake, perfect image

- of yourself you created.
- That's...

You used me for a ride, and then you talk
trash about me.

You lie to your own best friends
about your abortion?

- It's complicated.
- Why can't you just tell them,

huh, if you guys
are such besties?

Look, I'm not, like,
the type of person

that's just supposed
to go and get an abortion.

Veronica, you are
exactly the kind of person

who gets an abortion
and then doesn't tell anyone.

The same kind of person who would just drop
their best friend on a dime.

Do you know why?

Did you ever think about why?

Yeah, yeah, you know, I had
a lot of time to think about it

when I was sitting in the lunchroom
alone every day.

You know, you made it
so hard to be your friend.

You... you just wanted
to get in trouble,

and then you'd make fun of me
because I didn't,

and you made me feel like a
loser for caring about school,

and it was like you were...

you were mad at me
for doing well and being happy.

I don't know. It was...
God, and then,

remember when I invited you
to my 14th birthday,

and you snuck in
a bottle of amaretto

and puked all over
my birthday cake?

- No one likes carrot cake.
- I do.

- You... You changed, Bailey. -Yeah,
because my parents were getting a divorce.

I'm so sorry that I couldn't be happy
and perfect for you all the time.

I never needed you
to be perfect.

Just, like, normal.

Veronica, you know what?
Go back to your car.

Go to your appointment.
Stick to your beloved plan.

Please don't do this.

Bailey.

You know that I need someone
there with me at the clinic.

- Someone?
- Okay...

- Are you serious right now?
- That's not what I meant.

- That is exactly what you meant.
- No, it isn't.

I am only here
because you need someone.

Well, Bob...
Bob is someone, right?

So why don't you
just go with him?

You know what, Veronica?
You have a super-fun abortion.

- Snap a pic for the gram.
- Screw you!

- Okay, Bob, let's get out of here.

Ain't nothing to worry about.

How long is this gonna take?

Two clicks past 0800 hours.

Twenty, thirty minutes.

Bob, can we just make
a quick stop?

Hey, what's up with that drink?

Oh.

Yeah, I know it's weird, but, surprisingly,
it's really good.

No, I know. Another girl came in,
and she made me try hers.

She got this exact same drink?

Yeah, exact same.

The half blue raspberry,
half cherry

- with a squirt of Coke? -And
a squirt of Coke, yeah, yeah.

What is it, like a meme
or a challenge or something?

Um...

Uh...

♪ I can breathe
For the first time ♪

♪ I'm moving... ♪

Bob, Bob, she came!

She came.
She's here.

She's here somewhere.

Wait, but if she came for me, then
why wouldn't she have called me?

Why else would she be here?

We gotta go, Bob.

Oh, I found it.

Okay, in 2.3 miles,
you're gonna make a left.

Yeah, but if we go,
you're gonna miss your 1000.

I mean,
your 10:00 a.m. appointment.

It's okay.

Look, she seems
like a tough kid.

I'm sure whatever it is,
she'll be fine.

That's a pretty plant.

Are you gonna help
your mom plant it?

Yeah?
Well, thank you so much.

Have a nice day!

Welcome to Butler's.
May I help you?

Bailey.

Hey, Dad.

What are you doing here?

Oh, you know,
just passing through.

Thought I'd, uh, come say hi.

I thought since I'm here,
we could, like,

go get dinner or something.

I wish you had called ahead.
I'm a little busy right now.

Yeah. No. Yeah,
you know, you're right.

I should have called.
I don't know.

- I just thought...
- Always were too impulsive.

Yeah, right, like, crazy Bailey?

What's she gonna do next,
you know?

Oh, a rock.

Do you need money?
Is that why you're here?

I've been sending your mother
checks when I can,

but it's slow time of the year,

and I'm just trying
to make ends meet as it is.

No. No, Dad, that...

Look, I'm sorry. I...

I should have called.
You're right, and, um, I'm...

Give your old man a heads-up
next time, will ya?

Right, right, yeah.

See you, I guess.

Are... Are you kidding me?

- What the hell are you doing here?
- Veronica Clarke?

I'm sorry, I just...

She drove hundreds of miles
to see you,

and you won't even go
to dinner with her?

- Please don't do this. -You think
that being a father is just sending

a few checks a year,
and that's that?

I don't need to explain
myself to you.

I never expected any
Father of the Year awards.

Your mother wanted kids,

and I wanted
to be with your mother.

Seemed like a fine trade-off, and the
relationship was going all right,

but as that faded,
what was I left with?

What were you left with?

Do you... Do you know anything
about this person right here?

Do you know that she speaks
three different languages

and somehow knows the lyrics
to every single song ever made?

And she is fearless.

You're fearless, especially
behind the wheel of a GMC Yukon.

You're not just missing out
on knowing your daughter.

You're missing out on knowing
one of the most unique,

passionate, incredible human beings
on the face of the planet...

All right, that's enough.

You're both young.

When you grow up a little,

you'll realize that you don't always get
what you want in life.

I think you should go.

- What are you doing? Oh!

Okay, we gotta go!
We gotta go!

- We got to go right now!
- I didn't kill him!

I didn't kill him, did I?
Did I?

You're a freak.
Who does that?

- What? What? What?
- Wait.

I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

Not just for the fight today
but for the last four years.

I... I never thought about it
from your perspective,

and I don't know how I'm gonna
make it up to you.

Well, tasing my dad
was a good start.

Whoa, what about
your appointment?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, no!

I had to come find you,
so I'm taking the later one.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

You chose me over risking
your parents finding out?

You goddamn idiot,
that is so nice!

Okay, let's go!
Let's go!

Do not tase them, okay?

I know that's your instinct right now,
but just not a great idea.

Girls...

If friendship weren't a construct
designed to tie one down,

well, then I'd say you two
make awfully fine friends.

Thanks for everything, Bob.

No.

Thank you, Victoria.

- Oh, Veronica.
- -Are you serious?

Okay, I thought it was too late.

- I really need to talk to you.
- No. Mmm-mmm.

I got this.

Okay, I'm gonna go sign you in.

How... how did you
even know that I was here?

That Kate lady that you stayed
with in Texas, she told me.

Seems super dope,
a little intense.

I thought you two were gonna
be here, like, hours ago.

Yeah, well,
it's been a long trip.

You do know that you can't stop me
from doing this.

No, listen, I know,
and you're right.

Okay, this isn't about me
wanting a baby.

I want you.

Okay?

I still wanna be with you
even though you're doing this.

I appreciate that.

I do.

But right now, I would just prefer it
if you weren't here.

Are you...
Are you kidding me?

I was just, like, so nice.

- Excuse me? -Well, what do you
want from me?

You know, I said I'm sorry,
like, five times already

about the condom thing
or whatever, okay?

I'm here to comfort you
in your time of need,

and it's like
you don't even realize...

I had, like, three other things
going on this weekend.

It's like you don't even
wanna be with me at all.

You're totally right.

- What?

I've been unsure
for a long time,

and that's unfair to you,
and I'm sorry

'cause you've been
a really fun boyfriend,

but you are not the person that I wanna
be with for the rest of my life.

I don't think you can
hear yourself right now,

but you sound crazy, okay?

Maybe, like, the baby fluids are
working their way up to your brain

or something like that? Like, I don't know.
I'm not a doctor.

But what I do know is that this
isn't really what you wanna do.

No, it is.

It... It absolutely is.

- Come on, am I really the person...
- Know what?

Either we stay together,

or I tell everybody at school
about your top-secret abortion.

You know...

go for it.

I don't care.

Fine.

I will.

You know what?

It was gonna be a surprise, but my dad
bought me a Jet Ski for graduation,

and now you're never
gonna step foot on it.

Wow.

Veronica Clarke?

We actually can't have your
friend back there. I'm so sorry.

Oh, is... Is that okay?

Yeah. Yeah, it's fine.

Here you go.

What happens next?

You can relax.

We're just gonna talk
for a few minutes.

Okay.

I have a few questions, and then I'll
walk you through the entire process.

No surprises.

First, is this your decision?

Have you been coerced
in any way?

No.

I mean, yes. Yes, this is my decision.
I want to do this.

Okay, good.

You have a choice between local anesthetic
or sedation.

Basically, during surgery, you can
be numb and awake, or asleep.

I can be asleep?

Then, yes, definitely...
Definitely that option.

Okay, good.
Final question.

Do you have someone
to take you home?

Yeah, my friend.

Okay, great,
you're doing wonderful.

So here's the plan.

First, you'll change
into your gown.

Warning: it's not cute.

Then you'll get
a vaginal ultrasound.

It's not fun,
but it doesn't hurt,

and you don't have to look at the monitor
if you don't want to.

Next, we'll draw some blood,
and we'll hook you up to an IV.

Then you'll sit with other women
who are waiting for surgery.

And then to the surgical suite.

The anesthesiologist
will place a mask on your face,

and you'll be asleep in seconds.

The doctor has a wand that he'll insert
inside you and remove the fetus.

You'll be in and out
in under ten minutes.

You'll wake up in the recovery room,
safe and sound.

And that's it.

Can I tell you something?

I'm honestly pretty nervous.

It's okay. It's normal.

And I have a feeling
you're gonna do just fine.

You're alive! Oh! They wouldn't
let me see you,

so I just assumed you were dead.

Aww.

- Nope, I'm fine.
- How are you feeling?

Relieved.

And hungry.

Food? Okay.

Mmm-hmm, while I was out,
I had them put in an IUD, so...

Wow, this is our last
abortion road trip, huh?

I know. Bummer, right?

So, uh,

when are we gonna talk about the fact that
we have, like, $20 and no way to get home?

Yeah. I know.

I just have to make
a quick phone call.

Yeah, I should probably
make one myself.

Mom?

Hi.

- I got Fil's car impounded.
- I need your help.

Well, um, this is me.

Yeah, that is your house.

Uh...

Well...

Thank you for...

coming and...

you know, doing all that stuff.

We don't have to, like,
say a big good-bye or anything.

I mean, school's tomorrow.
I'll see you there, so...

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

No, I know. You're right.

Um... Okay.

See ya.

See ya.

Hey.

Come, sit.

I know you're mad.

Can I just say something?

I don't feel bad
about the abortion.

I feel like I'm supposed to,
but I don't.

I know I made
the right choice for me.

I just, I...

I'm really scared
that you're gonna hate me.

Hate you?

Veronica.

How could you even think that?

No. I love you.

But I'm not...
gonna lie to you, okay?

The choice you made,

that's not something
I can just...

It's not the choice
I would've made,

not the one your sister made.

I'm not sure
I'll ever understand it.

I'm sorry.

What I know is
I love you, sweet pea.

I love you so much more
than all of that, okay?

Okay.

Ronnie, oh, my God.
We heard about everything.

Oh, you must be devastated.

Surviving a break-up is brutal, but, like,
you'll bounce back.

Yeah.

Oh, did you hear? Someone got busted
with a locker full of Adderall.

How aggressive is that?

And you know,
I've already looked into it,

and I think that Connor
is at the top of my list

- 'cause of all...
- The pregnancy test was mine.

- Wait.
- What?

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

I can't believe you've been
dealing with this alone.

I haven't.

♪ Chasing headlights ♪

♪ They're trailing behind ♪

Hi.

♪ Never looking back ♪

♪ White lines ♪

♪ Broken on the freeway ♪

♪ You and I running
Like two runaways ♪

♪ We gotta go on ♪

♪ No matter how far ♪

♪ How far... ♪

Wait, where even are we?

I thought we were supposed
to be going to Gas N' Gulp.

Um, yeah.

That's... that's not actually
where we're going.

Then where are we going?

Well, remember when you said
we could go to Roswell?

- No.
- Mmm-hmm.

- No! No.
- Yeah!

- - ♪ Nothing to hide ♪

♪ White lines
Broken on the freeway ♪

♪ You and I
Running like two runaways ♪

♪ We gotta go on ♪

♪ No matter how far ♪

♪ How far ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Ooh, we're gonna
Make our way out ♪

♪ We're gonna make it ♪

♪ We're gonna
make it out ♪

♪ White lines
Broken on the freeway ♪

♪ You and I
Running like two runaways ♪

♪ We gotta go on ♪

♪ No matter how far ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Oh, here we go ♪