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I love how you never care if I come,

and you don't do anything for me.

You go to sleep right after you finished.

It's so disrespectful and misogynist.

Do you think people can change?

I don't know.

I like how you don't care if I get off.

Because it's like I don't even exist.

Can you not?

Well... happy birthday.

It's not my birthday.

Well, happy Memorial Day.

You know I don't celebrate Memorial Day.

Does anyone have any questions?

Yes.

I was wondering

what is the five year plan for the company?

Hmm.

Well, in some ways I like the question,

but in some ways I'm a little disappointed,

because I feel like we've already covered it.

Tell me what you like.

I like when you put your hands in my mouth.

I know that.

What else?

I like when you tell me what to do.

What else?

I like things,

I just can't think of them right at the moment.

Tell me what you like.

I don't know. Can you just tell me what you want me to do?

I'm telling you what to do right now,

and you're not doing it.

Any progress on determining the fields for the database?

I'm still waiting to hear back.

Hmm.

It's funny.

When this project is finished,

you will have made your own job obsolete.

Oh.

This is part of being submissive.

You don't move until I say you can move.

I want you to feel owned.

Do you understand me?

Yes.

Yes, what?

Yes, master.

How old were you when I first started seeing you?

Twenty-four.

And how old are you now?

Thirty-three.

You always ask this.

And you ask me what college

I went to every time also.

Where did you go?

Wesleyan.

You missed the awards lunch.

You got an award for being here for one year.

I've been here...

three and a half years.

Congratulations.

Hi, Mom.

I am just walking to the East Village to meet a friend.

It's only 20 blocks from work.

It's only a mile.

No, I'm not out of breath.

No, it's not hot out anymore.

How are you?

Well, I wish you wouldn't let yourself get that hungry.

Take snacks with you.

I never leave without snacks in my bag.

No, I don't eat too many snacks.

So, what's your salary?

Two hundred thousand?

Two hundred and fifty thousand.

Wow.

That's a lot.

You think that's a lot?

After alimony,

my kids' private school, taxes, the rent on this place?

You sure you don't want chicken?

Run to the wall.

Run back, suck my nipple.

Oh.

Run to the wall!

Run back, suck my nipple,

And run to the wall.

Faster, faster, faster!

Did you feel how submissive you were being?

Yes.

I like being submissive to you specifically.

I need to show you this wonderful pink lamp

that I found on the street.

I think it's good luck.

The light comes through a gemstone,

and it casts a wonderful warm glow on everything.

Oh, you mean a salt lamp?

Is that what this is?

- Then yes. - Yeah, it's pretty common.

It's like... a thing for lonely people.

Mom and Dad don't seem to like being grandparents.

Maybe that's why they never even pressure me

to have kids anymore.

I think it's more

that they just gave up on you.

I mean...

it does seem... unlikely at this point.

You never even have relationships.

So...

...that's probably why.

Walk over to the dresser,

bend over and spread your butt cheeks.

Now, that is vulnerable.

You know, Charles and I nearly thought

we didn't have a connection after our first date.

But it was because we were wearing sunglasses,

and didn't see each other's eyes.

How did you realize that had been a problem?

Well, when we took the sunglasses off,

it was better.

Who's cock was in your mouth last?

Yours.

You don't wanna see other people?

I'm pretty busy.

That's a strong current.

It's a tide.

It's going in.

It's going out.

Here's all your homework from middle school.

And what are you doing with it?

I want you to take it.

I don't want it.

I've been keeping it for you.

It's taking up space.

You want me to throw it out?

I don't know.

Can I get back to you?

It might have something useful.

Okay.

I love you so much.

I love you too.

You say that so perfunctorily.

She says it like she's holding her nose.

Well, maybe I could say it better

if I knew you weren't always looking to complain

about how I say it.

Thank God.

Now, I don't have to listen to you talk anymore.

If you're not on Spotify...

you're behind the times.

You're behind.

You gotta keep up.

People can become obsolete.

And that's worth repeating.

People... can become obsolete.

I was wondering if maybe sometime

you could have me not even talk when I come over here.

I kind of did do that once,

but... it made you sad.

Yeah, but I thought you really meant it.

I did really mean it.

I like hearing about what's going on with you,

but sometimes it's a lot.

You really like to talk.

At the end of the day sometimes it's just nice to relax.

You did a good job.

Now, say goodnight.

Say... goodnight.

I don't wanna say goodnight.

I was about to go to sleep,

but then I got up and I did all of this for you.

Now I'm wide awake and you don't even wanna talk.

I'm not an internet window.

You can't just open and close the browser when you want.

Well, that's good you're able to say all this.

Saying how you feel in the moment

is the mark of a good submissive.

You know, if you keep your head down,

you could stay here for a really long time.

Okay.

I'll miss working with you.

I'll miss working with you too.

Although...

...you never made yourself obsolete

like you promised when I hired you.

Well, the candles were nice.

There was only one candle.

Thank you...

for forgiving me for mansplaining about LA.

I lead an amazing life.

Every morning I wake up and I'm grateful

I get to compose music, you know?

I just, I...

I really love what I do.

That's nice.

It is. Yeah.

It's amazing.

Eight.

More please, master.

Nine.

More please, master.

Ten.

You're supposed to say, "More please master."

Oh, I'm sorry.

I thought we've only been going up to ten each time.

Sometimes I compose scores for films.

Oh, cool.

What kind of films?

So far mostly children's films.

It is cool.

Are there any film scores you particularly like?

Um...

Well, there is one that's by far my favorite.

Maybe the most beautiful song I've ever heard,

but it's embarrassing.

What is it?

It's from the movie In the Act of Wishing for Love.

In the act... of...

...of... wishing... for love.

Let's not listen to it now.

So, I'm getting back together with my ex- girlfriend.

And she's unfortunately not open

to me having other submissives.

I really enjoyed our time together, Ann.

Okay.

No problem.

Thanks for letting me crash here.

Sure.

Just don't read my diary.

Oh, I... I didn't know it was your diary.

Just so you know, I have my shirt up

and I'm putting on rash cream.

You can do whatever you want.

I feel weird being here.

Like my whole family, my kids, Magnolia.

Everyone's over there and I've exiled myself.

And you have nothing on your walls and it's really strange.

Well, maybe you just needed a sleepover

with your little sister.

No.

So, in addition to some of your responsibilities

changing in this restructuring,

your job title will also change.

Oh.

What will it change to?

I do like my current job title.

I don't know yet.

It will be whatever HR hands down to me.

Well, perhaps you could pass along

that it's important for me to keep that.

It will be whatever HR hands down to me.

We don't have any choice in this.

Well I have the choice to accept it or not accept it.

I like to use real, real things

from someone's life to humiliate them.

There was this...

this woman and she was...

she was very proud

that she was partner at this law firm.

So... I had her

bring me her law degree and...

I came on it.

That makes sense.

And you said you have costumes.

Yeah, whole closet full.

I have fuckdoll, fuck...

fuckbunny, fucktoy,

fuckclown, and fuckpig.

What do you think your friends at the Women's March

would say if they could see you right now?

Oh, um...

I don't know.

Today...

you are gonna be communicating in a series of...

oinks.

One oink for no.

Two oinks...

for yes.

You said you wrote my name here.

I thought you just wrote Ann.

Fuckpig is your name.

Your revised official job title will be

Clinical Media eLearning Specialist.

This is what HR came back with.

They granted your request to put "Media"

in front of "eLearning."

However, they did not approve the word, "And."

I don't know if I would've left him

if it weren't for Elaine.

Although obviously his satisfaction was there already.

Probably.

I just don't know if I could live alone

after having a family, you know?

You know if I do get back together with Craig,

I can still come over and put your eczema cream on.

I... didn't know you needed that.

Dinner time?

Yeah.

♪ I will survive I will survive ♪

♪ Dancing, dancing

♪ We're dancing in the streets ♪

♪ Dancing, dancing

This too will pass.

We absolutely cannot use this system

until the changes in red

are implemented.

This is very troubling.

You are gonna have to learn how to make me come.

You need more training.

You are more than your work.

You're more than your job titles.

You're more than your thoughts.

You're more than your bodies.

I recognize

that this merger is difficult for you,

because you effectively have begun working

for a new company.

The issue is not the transition.

The issue is that you are micromanaging me,

as I mentioned in my email.

I might be back late tonight.

Mm, what are you doing?

Seeing a friend.

Someone you're dating?

It's more casual than that.

I could never be in something like that

that doesn't have a future.

I just want to see how much more comfortable

your bed is than my bed.

You did a presentation?

I didn't know about this.

It's Ann, everyone.

We already talked to her.

2007 was a year of big change.

Are you gonna need aftercare after every time?

I don't know.

Well, let me just rinse this off first.

Facebook

expanded out of the college campuses.

I am sorry.

I want to be supportive.

It's just you're showing up

right when I'm about to start work,

and it's all just a lot right now.

The iPhone was invented.

Yeah, I'll... I'll go. It's fine.

In theory, I like it.

But in practice, I might need aftercare.

You take care of us,

we'll take care of you.

You want to emphasize the claustrophobic feeling?

I can't hear those bells.

I want everyone on the BQE

to know how much of a whore you are.

So...

what have you been fantasizing about lately?

I don't know.

I've been tired lately.

I guess the fuckpig.

Your place looks good.

It's the same.

It is the same.

You see, we are fated to be together after all.

No.

You changed your username.

I didn't know it was you.

You can put those away and get real ones.

What?

Put the plastic utensils away and get real ones.

I thought you were gonna spend the night this time.

I can't sleep and I'm bored.

Well, do you want to watch something?

My computer's over there.

No.

I think I'd just sleep better at home.

Okay.

Sorry.

So, why are you going to Israel for vacation?

You like seeing all those Jews together in one place?

Well...

it appeals to my Zionist impulses, I guess.

You're a Zionist?

Well, I don't agree with everything Israel does, but...

yes.

You said you wanted to know more about me.

Do you need me to leave?

Not for a few more minutes.

Okay.

Let me know.

Thank you.

A whole vacation

and you just want to give me a few hours to spend with you?

Well, you were the one who said

I should use this vacation to do work.

I thought you would just do work in the mornings.

Just because

I have a wrong opinion about a plant,

doesn't mean you have to yell at me, right?

Right.

That's a male oak

and that is a female oak.

You know what these are?

It's a flower of the beech plum.

A beech plum is a round purple fruit.

Yeah. Yeah.

I do know some things.

I was hoping for some acknowledgement

before you shut me down.

What do you mean?

Who do you think taught you all these things about plants?

I don't know.

I did.

♪ When the union's inspiration ♪

♪ Through the workers' blood Shall run ♪

♪ There can be no power greater Anywhere beneath the sun ♪

♪ But what force on Earth Is weaker ♪

♪ Than the feeble Strength of one ♪

♪ But the union Makes us strong ♪

- ♪ Solidarity forever ♪ - ♪ Forever

- ♪ Solidarity forever - ♪ Solidarity forever

- ♪ Solidarity forever - ♪ Solidarity forever

- ♪ The union makes us strong - ♪ The union makes us strong

♪ It is we Who plowed the prairies ♪

♪ Built the cities Where they trade ♪

♪ Dug the mines And built the workshops ♪

♪ Endless miles Of railroad laid ♪

♪ Now we stand outcast and hungry ♪

♪ Midst the wonders we have made the wonders ♪

- ♪ But the union - ♪ But the union

- ♪ Makes us strong - ♪ Makes us strong

- ♪ Solidarity forever - ♪ Solidarity forever

- ♪ Solidarity forever - ♪ Solidarity forever

- ♪ Solidarity forever - ♪ Forever

- ♪ The union makes us strong - ♪ The union makes us strong

♪ In our hands Is placed a power ♪

♪ Greater Than their hoarded gold ♪

♪ Greater Than the might of atoms ♪

♪ Magnified a thousand fold

♪ We can--

What?

You said I'm not spending time with you.

I'm spending time with you right now.

How much time?

I'll watch you pick your teeth as long as you want.

Ah.

I do ten times between each tooth.

Do you want to take a banana on the train tomorrow?

- Sure. - So, put it in your bag.

I don't wanna pack it in my bag overnight.

It will get too ripe.

I might forget you're taking it and eat it.

Well, that's okay too.

How about a peach?

- Sure. - So put that in your bag.

I don't wanna pack it yet.

It's the same problem as with the banana.

I thought you said you wanted to have a threesome.

No, I just said I wanted to meet her.

You said everyone would have a fun time.

No.

You said that

and I agreed.

And this is a fun time.

Okay, so what are your interests?

I like dense foods that sit heavily in the stomach.

Anything else?

Say, I don't like when people get too upset about 9/11.

I don't think that's--

Hey, let her be herself.

Usually I like to wait

and see what someone else orders,

so I won't make the wrong choice and be jealous.

That... seems like a hard way to go through life.

You're the only one that messaged me.

Where do you like hanging out?

Here.

It has such a good cast.

Yeah, Geena Davis.

Tom Hanks.

There's no crying in baseball.

There's no crying in baseball.

Yeah, and that wonderful song.

Well, what song?

Um... You know.

♪ Batter up

♪ Hear that call

♪ The time has come to play

Well...

this is my stop.

It was great hanging out with you tonight.

Yes, definitely.

Thank you for introducing me to the work of Wilson Everton.

If I opened up this pickled herring,

would you be interested in sharing it with me?

Um...

You don't seem enthusiastic.

You should totally go ahead and have the herring.

Yeah, but if you don't eat it then it will be weird

that I have herring breath.

I could try it.

Is it a fishy fish?

I like lox.

Ooh.

Do you want a La Croix?

Yeah.

That's perfect. I have two left.

One perk of where I live is that my subway station house

is the only remaining subway station house

with a street level entrance,

in all of New York City.

It used to be quite common, but not anymore.

Oh, cool.

Sorry, I get excited about subway history.

I shouldn't... bore you with it.

No, no.

I like a man who's proud of his subway stop.

What else has your subway station got?

You're really friendly.

You're really friendly too.

Yeah.

But I feel like I'm friendly

in response to your friendliness.

Are other people not friendly?

I don't know.

I'm probably friendly cause I like you.

I want to make you come.

Am I in the right ballpark?

Um...

Not even close?

I just haven't come before from people touching me,

and I probably won't with someone new.

Oh.

I really like lying in bed with you.

I like lying in bed with you too.

But maybe next time we can make a real plan?

Isn't this a real plan?

I mean...

a plan where we go outside of the house,

so I know we're more than sex friends.

Wait...

what?

It would be nice to make a plan outside of the house.

No, the other part.

Oh.

Well... I've mainly seen people casually in the past,

and I'm looking for dating now.

I don't see you as a sex friend,

but we can definitely have plans outside of the house.

Jesus Christ Superstar,

Aida,

Phantom,

Evita,

Chicago,

Grease.

Wow, sounds like you're a really big

Andrew Lloyd Webber fan.

Is that bad?

Oh, those are the irritating show tunes I was mentioning.

I guess it's a specific taste.

Les Mis of course.

No, no.

Les Mis is the worst.

Les Mis is the best one.

I know all of the songs.

"Empty Chairs At Empty Tables,"

"In My Life/A Heartful Of Love,"

"Bring Him Home,"

"Valjean's Soliloquy."

♪ James and Lily gone and dead ♪

♪ Harry left with no family ♪

♪ I blamed myself How could I not ♪

♪ How could I feel guilt-free

♪ Betrayal I smell it in the air, I do ♪

♪ That cowardly rat Was so untrue ♪

♪ To save his life He murdered his friends ♪

♪ Disloyal untrue

♪ The list never ends

♪ Harry

♪ This is all I ask of you

♪ To believe my story

♪ For it is true

♪ Now let me get that rat That scurries on the floor ♪

♪ So, I can commit the murder

♪ That I was imprisoned

♪ For

Keep going.

What?

I said keep going.

Oh.

You didn't come?

- No. - Oh.

Sorry.

I thought you did.

Bless you.

Sorry.

I really thought you came.

A lot came out.

Well we're speaking to several other candidates,

but we will be in touch.

Thanks for coming in.

Oh, okay.

Well yeah, it was nice to meet you guys.

Thanks. Yeah.

I guess you didn't think he was good.

No, I thought he was great.

I just didn't want to get his hopes up

in case we needed to say no later.

I don't think you have to worry about that.

- Hi. - Hi.

I finally get to see where you live.

I like it.

I was beginning to think you weren't into this

because you kept not inviting me over.

No, I'm definitely into this.

Well, you also don't text me much.

You know, sometimes I wonder...

I always try and respond to your texts

during my train commutes.

I could try and text more.

No, no, no, one of the things I like about you

is how independent you are.

I just... wanted to share how I feel.

I feel better now that I've done it.

Oh.

Well...

I'm glad you shared it too.

Do you like that I have to stay here as long as you want?

Hmm.

And I'm all on display for you?

Hold on.

I haven't drawn in a while. I...

I can't get the shape of your arm.

You can't move.

This is not about making a perfect drawing.

You didn't tell me that.

It's supposed to be foreplay, like in the Titanic.

It'd still be nice to get the proportions roughly correct.

I really like the faces you make.

You make intense faces.

I'm probably just mirroring you.

I'm sure I make some intense faces.

I mean, not that I've...

I mean, my faces reflect what I feel too.

You know...

...you could see your old masters

if you needed to.

You want me to see masters?

Not really.

Then why are you telling me to see them?

I'm not telling you to see them.

It's just--

You've had one type of relationship your whole life.

I...

I would think you would miss it.

I think people can like

more than one type of relationship.

Anyway, you could be Master Chris.

I could be Master Chris.

I may be part-time Master Chris.

I just don't want you to get bored of our relationship

down the road.

- Did you hear my update? - Yeah.

I know that you're leaving.

I wanted to be the one to tell you,

but... there was just always other people around.

It's 7:30 and it's already getting dark out.

- Yeah. - Hmm.

And tomorrow the sun is going to set at 7:29.

Do you ever worry about being alone when you're old?

I don't know.

Someone has to die first.

I mean more like...

being alone in your fifties and sixties.

I guess I haven't thought about that.

I feel like I would like to find someone to be with.

I worry about being alone.

Oh.

Sorry.

Well...

in terms of the investigation of the lost external drive,

I'm surprised we haven't heard more

from the quality assurance team.

I'm really sorry.

I'll do whatever needs to be done.

Well, let's not remind them.

We already reported it.

I'm on your side.

Oh.

Thank you.

I appreciate it.

The bark is rough because as the trees grow,

the bark expands too.

But... it can't keep up with the pace of the tree,

so it breaks.

♪ La la la la-la-la

♪ La la la

♪ La la la la-la-la

♪ La la la

Thank you, thank you very much.

Thank you.

Good job, good job.

My friend's show is coming up September 15th.

If you're interested in joining.

Well, that sounds good.

Yeah, I'll put it in my calendar.

I don't know if that's planning ahead too much.

No.

I want to plan ahead.

What are you doing?

I thought I'd wait here until you're ready for a blowjob.

Wow.

Um...

Okay. Well...

Well, I'm ready now.

It would be exciting

if you made me wait for a while.

Oh, I see.

I can do that.

Yes.

You wait there.

I want your mouth available to me to use

the second I feel like it.

That kind of thing?

Yeah, exactly.

The song you're writing that always makes me anxious.

What is it about again?

The feeling

that the time in which you could have done something

has passed.

Right.

It reminds me of how, when I was a kid,

I always used to hate thinking about all the things

I'd have to do later in life that seemed... impossible.

Hmm.

Get general anesthesia,

drive a car,

have sex...

- ...host a party. - Oh.

But that would more be the feeling

that you might have to do something.

Oh.

Sorry.

So, is it overcooked?

Yes.

I'm sorry.

And there's so much of it.

You went to Oberlin, right?

I went to Wesleyan.