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LOUD CHATTER
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You're probably wondering
why my best pal, Jock,
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has a smartphone stuck in his mouth.
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It all started with
Star's sixth birthday.
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Call me a fuddy-duddy, but I don't
think you should be throwing
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a birthday party for a six-year-old
in a drug dealer's house.
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It's...
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Hi, Craig. Hiya.
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It is not a drug dealer's house.
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It's Tony and Mairead's house.
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And Conor was not a drug dealer,
he was a drug mule.
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The only difference between a
drug dealer and a drug mule
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is one is stupider than the other.
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My tummy's fair sticky today.
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That's probably from that fish gut
that landed in your mouth earlier.
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Ugh.
PHONE RINGS
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Come here. My phone's ringing.
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Get that there, will you?
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CONOR MUTTERS
Just get it, will you?
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All right, Orla? How's Linda?
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Hi, Conor.
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I'm grand, thanks for asking.
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Oh, sorry. How are you, Orla?
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Well, to be honest, Conor,
I'm up the walls with...
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How's Linda?
MAIREAD SIGHS
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Couldn't be better.
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Mad preparing for the wedding
because she's getting married...
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..to someone else.
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Yeah, I know that. Jesus Christ.
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Do you?
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Yeah, yeah, I knew that.
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Sap.
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All right, Orls, what's up?
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I'm ringing to ask a favour.
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I'm having the kitchen redone -
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quartz countertops,
dark navy shaker cabinets.
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Nothing too elaborate, but
they're now saying it'll be another
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two weeks before they're finished.
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Yeah? So, what, you want me to
help you paint it or something?
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No, no, nothing like that.
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It's just I won't be able
to throw Star's party here.
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Any chance we could have
the party in your house?
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RETCHES
Oh, Jesus!
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What, have you never seen
someone get sick before?
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That's mank!
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Jeez, I fucking hate her.
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This is a bad idea!
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Just throw the party in a couple
of weeks when your place is ready!
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Erm... Sorry, girls.
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Yeah, erm...
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Yeah, grand, grand, grand,
we can have it in our house.
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We'll see all Saturday, all right?
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Mairead, you are a life-saver!
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I owe you.
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Crisis averted, lads!
Crisis averted!
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EXHALES
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You OK? I don't know.
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That was gross.
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Ugh, it tastes like shit.
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Everybody in school is talking
about their daddies.
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You think I could see
mine on my birthday?
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No, Star, and stop asking.
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I told you, he's gone away
for a long, long time,
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and he's never coming back.
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Go on.
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Tough love. She's going
to flippin' hate you
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for cutting her father
out of her life.
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Jock will come out of prison
in a few years, and you're going
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to have to deal with it, Siobhan.
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No, I won't, cos when Jock gets
out of prison, he'll just fuck up -
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again - and then he'll disappear
out of Star's life. Again.
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Then she'll realise why I didn't
want him around in the first place.
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Besides, I know something that
all kids love more than their dad.
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Hey, Star...
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Do you want to get ice cream? Yay!
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Hmm. Hmm. Come on.
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Right, lads, this is the first time
that Star has been allowed in our
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home since Jock got locked up.
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Maybe Jock could say a
quick hello at the party.
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Ah, Jesus, no, Con.
That's just way too much.
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If we suggest that Siobhan's not
going to trust us, then Star
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will never be allowed
to come here again. OK.
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I spent an absolute
bomb on this stuff.
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Do you think I got enough?
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What about proper food?
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What do you mean, "proper food"?
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Like, proper adult food?
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Wedges, chips, little pizzas.
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Oh, Jesus,
I didn't even think of that.
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All right, I'll sort it out.
Give me an hour or so.
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OK, thanks.
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Erm... Where do I even...?
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What was that?
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Condoms.
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"Condoms"? Mm-hm.
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I didn't know women as old
as you could get pregnant.
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Ow! Go sort the food out!
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SHE SIGHS
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I wish.
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LINE RINGS
Come on, Con, come on...
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Come on, Con.
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PHONE VIBRATES
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I don't have any money to transfer!
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Piss off! Con, Con, Con!
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Can you hear me? Con!
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Jock? Is that you, boy?
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How'd you get your hands
on a video call?
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I'm renting a burner phone
for the day, boy.
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It's costing me my dessert
for the next year.
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Ah, you look great!
Your hair's gas-looking!
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Tell me, what's Colombia like?
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You know, is the weather good?
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I think it's pretty sunny outside,
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but we don't really
get to see the sun.
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But we can feel it. It's hot.
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Is the beaches nice and, like...?
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The beach? Erm, there's not
really a beach either.
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Like, it's prison.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's pretty grim, actually,
if I'm being honest with you.
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Ah, sorry, bud. I didn't mean to...
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A fella got killed yesterday.
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Oh, nice. Heh!
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Here, I need you to help me
with something, boy. Hey, you!
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IN SPANISH:
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Promise. Huh?
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Boy, you speak Mexican now?
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How do you say, "All right,
lads, what's the craic?"
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"Hola, amigos."
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That's fucking class!
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You'll have to teach me
when you get back!
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Enchilada! Taco, por favor.
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Hola, amigos! Hola, ami...
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Come on. Here, listen, listen.
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Sorry, sorry, yeah, continue. Go on.
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Star's birthday's coming up, yeah?
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Yeah. You need to help me
wish her a happy birthday, boy.
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Are you doing anything for it?
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We're actually having
Star's birthday in our gaff.
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You're having a party for her?
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That's perfect, boy!
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I need you to help me video-call her
so I can wish her a happy birthday.
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I said to Mam earlier
and she said not a chance.
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She thinks if the party goes well,
then Star will be able to come
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around more often, and you'll
have a better chance
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of speaking to her then.
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What are you on about,
"she said no"? That's my daughter!
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You know, Siobhan's never
going to let that happen, ever.
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I've been begging her for the last
three years to let me speak to Star
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and she won't even respond.
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Well, maybe if we just kind of
explain it more to Siobhan
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and make her see reason.
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Yeah, that's a good idea, boy, yeah.
Make her see reason?
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We'll explain it to her
and make her see reason.
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That's a good idea.
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Thanks, boy. Yeah. Yeah.
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Hey...
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Is this one of them times where you
say the opposite of what you meant?
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What do you think?
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Boy, I don't know.
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It's the worst idea I've
ever heard, boy. Hey, "Yock-o"!
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RICO SHOUTS
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Gracias. Heh.
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Sh. Sh. Sh.
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Boy, of course she can't know,
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but Siobhan's about as
reasonable as a horny bull.
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Yeah, of course not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But it's bullshit, boy, and it's
killing me, like, please, boy.
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Fuck... All right. Come on, Con,
you know I'd do anything for you.
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Fuck it, Jock, I can help you, boy.
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Anything for you, all right?
Love you, boy. Ha-ha!
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Gringo! "Gringo"?
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THEY SPEAK SPANISH
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I have to go, Con.
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Con, I need to go.
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Gringo, can you hear me? Gringo!
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CALL DISCONNECTS
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Fuck.
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All right, I can do this.
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I can do this. Come on.
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I'm here for you, Jock.
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Who saved the day? I saved the day.
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What's this? Grown-up food.
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Oh...
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For eating. Are they hot?
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No, it's frozen. I think you've
got to cook it to make it hot.
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She means, "Is it stolen?"
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Why is it always the
first thing in your head
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just always has to be if
I've done something illegal?
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What shop did you get it from, son?
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Erm... Not exactly a shop.
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It was...the back of a fella's van,
but it really did look like a shop.
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I can't turn a blind eye to this
if these are stolen goods.
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Tony, if you confiscate our
party food, you'll be sleeping
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on that couch for a month.
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Hmm...
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OK, well, if anyone asks,
maybe it's better if you say
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that I wasn't here for
this conversation.
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Hmm. What's "chocken"?
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You legally have to change a letter
if they're not entirely sure
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what animal the meat is from.
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Oh... Ugh. Ew.
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All right, we need to clean
this place from top to bottom.
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It is clean. It's US clean.
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It's not Orla Walsh clean.
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Needs to look like we
actually give a shit.
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Does anyone know what this is?
What's it say on the front?
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"Sterilising fluid".
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That's for sterilising fluid.
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ORNAMENT SMASHES
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Oh.
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THUD!
Oi!
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Just throw it back
over in a few hours!
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RETCHES
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That's pretty.
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CONOR CHUCKLES
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Ow! Fuck!
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Oh, jeez!
BALLOON POPS
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SHE URINATES
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Erm, Tony, can I talk
to you for a sec?
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There's... There's something
I want to show you.
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No, no, I double-flushed it
the last time I was in there.
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That must have been Conor.
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No, no, it's not that.
It's just, I...
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CONOR SCREAMS
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I heard a woman screaming.
What's going on?
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Just... OK, promise me that
you won't get stressed out.
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I'm getting stressed out
thinking about it, so what is it?
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Er, there's a big, fucking...
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A big fucking what?!
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Big fucking rat!
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THEY YELP
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Tony! W-w-where is it?
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It's in the house somewhere!
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It's, like, the size of a small dog!
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SQUEAKING
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THEY SCREAM
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Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!
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Just fucking brilliant!
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"Brilliant"?
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Oh, I thought you'd think
it was a bad thing.
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It is a bad thing!
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Today, of all days,
he decides to come back, like.
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"Come back"?
You mean it's been here before?
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Well, yeah, like, I mean, I saw
him last week and then he left,
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and then I just
thought no more of it.
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How do you know that it left?
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Because I hadn't seen him in ages.
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He didn't leave and that means we've
been living with a rat for at least
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the past week, and in the meantime,
it probably told all its rat buddies
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that we like living with rats!
252
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,320
Chill out, all right? It's just a
mouse with longer legs, all right?
253
00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,320
Yeah, and pointier teeth
and more diseases.
254
00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:32,560
Yeah, the famine.
255
00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,760
The plague. What?
256
00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,880
Will I call Billy?
We need a real man.
257
00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,160
Billy? Well, are YOU going to do it?
258
00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,720
Are you?
259
00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:42,360
Call Billy.
260
00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,200
SINISTER MUSIC
261
00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:48,360
The thing you need to know about
rats is that they're all connected.
262
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,160
What do you mean, "all connected"?
263
00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:57,640
All connected like the way
mushrooms are connected
264
00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:02,480
or those blue, alien plant
thingies from Avatar.
265
00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:05,200
OK, rats are just rodents
with small brains.
266
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:09,640
That's true, but they're also part
of this bigger network
267
00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:14,120
that forms this huge rat brain.
268
00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:17,000
Well, Billy, that's
a very interesting theory.
269
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,760
It's a true, interesting theory.
270
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,040
If you tell one rat a story...
271
00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,160
WHISPERS: ..then all
the rats know it.
272
00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:27,400
If you hurt one rat,
then you hurt them all.
273
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,360
Oh, this is bullshit.
274
00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,440
I was once bitten by a rat.
275
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,640
Oh, my God.
276
00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,320
So...
277
00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,680
..when I kill this rat...
278
00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,560
..the rat that bit me...
279
00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,360
..is going to suffer.
280
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,880
OK, Billy, enough of the shit-talk.
281
00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,120
How long is this going to take?
282
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,960
That depends on whether
you want the quick service
283
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,160
or the slow service.
284
00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,680
Well, obviously,
I want the quick service.
285
00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,000
They're going to be here any minute.
286
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,960
Well, let's say 100 euros.
287
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,760
100 euro, my hole!
288
00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:57,000
I tell you what, I'll give you
all the leftover party food.
289
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,320
Deal.
290
00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,440
DOORBELL RINGS
291
00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,160
Oh, bollocking shit.
Oh, my God, they're here!
292
00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,640
CONOR MUTTERS PANICKILY
293
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,560
ORLA: Hello, Mairead?
Just go, will you?
294
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,200
Oh, bollocking shit! Hello?
295
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,200
I can hear someone in there. What
did you want to talk to me about?
296
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,600
You need to be discreet, OK?
You're doing maintenance work.
297
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,240
No-one needs to know
there's a rat here, all right?
298
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,960
Mairead, when I was mopping,
what did you want to say?
299
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,160
Do I look like I have
time to talk to you now?
300
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,760
DOORBELL RINGS, KNOCKING
301
00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,800
Welcome to the party, pal!
302
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,240
First you want to talk,
then you don't want to talk.
303
00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,320
Welcome to my humble abode.
304
00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,840
Oh, she got the "humble" part right.
305
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,720
You remember my mam, Joy?
306
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,440
Of course.
So lovely to see you again.
307
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,800
Yes.
308
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,600
I thought maybe you and I could
have a few drinks later on,
309
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,920
seeing as there are so
many adults to watch Star.
310
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,360
Ah, yeah.
311
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,880
Well, shall we come through?
312
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,680
Oh! Oh, er, we shall!
313
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,000
I'll show you into the kitchen and,
314
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,480
er, Tony and Conor
are in the, erm...
315
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,320
..lounge. Lovely.
316
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,920
BOTH: "Lounge"?
317
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,120
JOY CHUCKLES
Mirrors are such awful
318
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,800
dust collectors, aren't they?
319
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:07,560
MOCKINGLY: "Yeah, they're
such awful dust collectors!"
320
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,160
Mairead, have you any traps?
321
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,320
ORLA: Trap?
Traps? For what?
322
00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,520
Er, traps, traps, these are
the muscles under your arms,
323
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,200
right, Billy? That's what
you're talking about, right?
324
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,760
Yeah, I-I'm... I'm getting
big into my anatomy.
325
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,960
Billy does some, er,
maintenance for us.
326
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,160
What sort of maintenance
work does he do?
327
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,360
What's with all the questions?
328
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:24,760
That's between myself and Mairead.
329
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,120
Er, just, er, maintenance.
330
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,240
Just general maintenance around
the house so we can maintain it,
331
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,400
just so it doesn't
become unmaintained.
332
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,600
I'll follow you through
through the kitchen.
333
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,280
WHISPERS: Billy!
334
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,440
What part of "discreet"
do you not understand?
335
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,000
Well, I thought
I was being discreet,
336
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,640
you know, I didn't say "rat trap".
337
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,400
From now on, when people are around,
you don't talk, all right?
338
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,240
All right. Just find
that furry fucker!
339
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,200
All right!
DOORBELL RINGS
340
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,880
Oh, shit.
341
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,960
Ah, the place is lovely...
342
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,800
Hi, Bar. Hi, Mairead.
343
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:59,120
Is Joy here? Oh, yeah.
I'm so glad she could make it.
344
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,480
You don't have to
lie to me, Mairead.
345
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,000
She's be my mother-in-law
for the last 20 years.
346
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,320
Just remember, there's a lot
riding on this, OK?
347
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,960
So try to be as polite as you can.
348
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:10,040
All right. Just follow my lead.
349
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,800
Orla. Tony. Lovely to see you.
350
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:13,920
BOTH: Mwah!
351
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,680
And this must be your sister.
352
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,440
SHE CHUCKLES
353
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,440
People say that all the time.
354
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:22,400
I'm actually her mother, Joy.
355
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,480
"Joy."
356
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,800
A name that matches your face.
SHE CHUCKLES
357
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,920
And this is, uh, Conor.
358
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,120
How's it hanging?
359
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,920
Or how are these hanging,
I suppose I should say?
360
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,120
Um...
361
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,960
Not that that matters,
because I love them all,
362
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,880
all shapes and sizes...
363
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,200
So you're looking well anyway.
364
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,360
Hello.
365
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:46,920
Don't worry...
366
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,880
SNIFFS
..it's clean.
367
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,880
Yeah. Interesting choice of tattoo.
368
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,280
Oh, thanks.
369
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,640
Yeah. When I was going out
370
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,440
with your great-granddaughter,
371
00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,120
she had nothing but great
things to say about you.
372
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,120
Oh! What was it she said?
373
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,160
That you're posh as fuck.
374
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,520
Orla, can I take your coat?
375
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:07,960
That would be lovely, Tony.
376
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,280
Thank you.
377
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,360
Eh, give me your bag. No.
378
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,200
Jesus Christ.
379
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,480
I like to keep it close.
380
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,000
Sure.
381
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:21,480
Hiya, Conor. Tony.
382
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,200
Barry. Hey, hey...
383
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,560
DOORBELL RINGS
ALL THREE: I'll get it.
384
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,640
No, no, no, no... You stay
here and enjoy yourselves.
385
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,320
I'll get it.
386
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,960
Barry, you look awful.
387
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,080
Thanks, Joy.
388
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,840
Lovely to see you, too.
389
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,880
Hiya, princess.
390
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,360
Oh!
391
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,120
My mummy got me a new bike
for my birthday.
392
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,040
Oh, it's a beauty.
393
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,280
Sorry we're late, Mairead,
we would have been here earlier,
394
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,360
but Siobhan wanted to put on
a fourth layer of make-up.
395
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:55,080
Yeah, well. It's cold outside,
and it keeps me warm.
396
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,520
Look, thanks for playing host,
Mairead.
397
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,360
Oh, my pleasure, love.
398
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,440
All right.
399
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,760
OK, let's get this party over.
400
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,720
I mean started, started.
401
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,920
Thanks again for doing this,
Mairead.
402
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,920
Oh, sure, it's my pleasure.
Anything for Star.
403
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,720
I just thought I'd let you know,
404
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,880
the guests are getting
a little peckish.
405
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,480
But there's plenty of nibbles.
406
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,840
Cola bottles are not nibbles.
407
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,760
Sure that child's sugar levels
are going to be through the roof
408
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,040
by the end of the day.
409
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:26,560
Nan, it's her birthday only once a
year, so just let her enjoy herself.
410
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,360
SHE GULPS
411
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,360
Sure, look, here comes
our savoury dishes now.
412
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,600
Oh. Da-da-da-da!
413
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,800
They look lovely.
414
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,680
Do you have any normal food?
415
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,480
What do you mean "normal food"?
That is normal food.
416
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,920
Of course it's normal.
417
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,720
Who doesn't love a sausage?
418
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,960
Yes, but I can't eat greasy food.
419
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,280
I'm sure it's fine.
420
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:53,480
Lovely for people who built up a,
you know, a tolerance, but I...
421
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:57,120
Oh, do you remember those lovely
vol-au-vents we had last year, Orla?
422
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,200
Oh, they were lovely.
423
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,840
I could give you
the recipe, Mairead.
424
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,080
No, thanks. Conor won't eat
anything you can't pronounce.
425
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:06,240
Yeah. I'm not a huge fan
of the old voodoo vonts.
426
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,000
PHONE BUZZES
427
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,320
Ah...
428
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:14,320
Excuse me, it's just my,
eh, parole officer.
429
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,000
These are delicious.
430
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,880
My cellmates are asleep.
431
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,720
They're not the most
sympathetic of fellas.
432
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,400
So the sooner I get to speak
to Star, the better.
433
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,800
It's not going to be that easy, boy,
434
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,000
there's a lot of people
buzzing around here.
435
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,600
If Siobhan sees me talking to you,
she's going to knee me in the balls
436
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,240
and whip Star out of the house
faster than you can say...
437
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,640
Happy bir...
438
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,120
Sakes, boy.
439
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,600
Wish I got someone more
understanding pregnant.
440
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,720
JOCK CONTINUES TALKING INDISTINCTLY
441
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:46,000
STAR CALLS OUT INDISTINCTLY
Holy shit, boy, was that her?
442
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,040
Yeah.
443
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,400
I wish I was there.
444
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,120
Well...
445
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,600
Well, I've got an idea.
446
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:53,920
Wait.
447
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,120
Interesting that you're OK
448
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,920
with Star being here.
449
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,280
Oh, Nan. Don't start.
450
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,200
I'm not saying anything.
451
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,840
I'm just saying that Jock will
find a way to worm his way back
452
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:08,000
into her life. Well, then I'll
just cut the worm's head off.
453
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,080
But the thing about worms
is that if you cut the head off,
454
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,800
it just multiplies.
455
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,280
And before you know where you are,
456
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,080
everyone's got worms.
457
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,920
Conor, can you hear me?
458
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,160
Right, Jock, can you see this now?
459
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,040
That's perfect, boy.
460
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,240
It's like I'm...
It's like I'm inside you.
461
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,000
Oh, my God, class.
This way you get to see...
462
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,640
You're at the party,
and then when the time is right,
463
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,400
I'll find a way
of getting you to speak to her.
464
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,320
Oh, you're a genius guy, Con.
465
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,720
It's like being in
a James Bond movie.
466
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,240
Yeah.
It's like Call of Duty, isn't it?
467
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,680
Get down, get down!
468
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,200
Bang-bang, bang-bang.
469
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,960
The zombies are coming!
JOCK MIMICS MACHINE GUN FIRE
470
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,000
Zombies are coming!
471
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,880
The zombies are coming.
MIMICS EXPLOSIONS
472
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,680
Fuck you! Get out
of my fucking house,
473
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,920
you Nazi bastards!
474
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,720
Remember?
475
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,080
Oh, like you're here, boy.
476
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,480
It's like you're here.
477
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:11,400
Drainpipes are like a network
of tunnels, built the perfect size
478
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,360
for rats so they can go undetected
in and out of our houses.
479
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:19,480
What dumbass thought it was a good
idea to put them in every house
480
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,720
in the country? Sorry.
481
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,640
Did you see a rat around here?
482
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,600
Only the one I'm looking at.
483
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,000
HE CHUCKLES
Good one.
484
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,040
Hey, Jock, do you read me?
485
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,480
Yeah, boy, I read
you loud and clear.
486
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,560
I'm going to show you around.
487
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,480
TONY: Now the new uniforms,
in terms of being aerodynamic,
488
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,560
the top speeds I'm getting,
they're crazy. They're scary.
489
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,000
Really?
490
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,600
Oh, what the fuck?
Everyone look so much older, boy.
491
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:02,280
Are they waterproof? Somewhat.
492
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,440
They're kind of water-ish-proof.
493
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,320
There's my girl, boy.
She's beautiful.
494
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,320
Look at the size of her.
495
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,760
I think you look absolutely
handsome, in them, though.
496
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,400
Just be careful there, now, Star.
497
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,600
I think you accidentally
hit me with your sword.
498
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,200
WHISPERS: There she is.
Can you see her?
499
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,880
Ow! OK, that one seemed
a bit less accidental.
500
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,720
Ah, she's only having a
laugh, aren't you, Star?
501
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:23,880
Yeah...
502
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,040
Ow. OK.
503
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,560
Well, it looks like Star's
after taking a shine to you, Tony.
504
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,360
So thank you so much for agreeing
to be childminder for the day.
505
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,560
Thanks. ..sake.
506
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,080
You better behave yourself
cos he's a guard.
507
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,960
I'm not scared of stupid guards.
BARRY AND ORLA CHUCKLE
508
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,600
Ah, you must be proud, boy.
509
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,080
She's having great craic, isn't she?
510
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,200
I wish I was there.
511
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,720
I tell you what's stupid,
512
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,040
is somebody starting a life
of crime at your age.
513
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,280
Mm.
514
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,400
You're on your last warning now, OK?
515
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,320
Anyway, weren't you getting
out on early release?
516
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,880
No, boy, two years is best-case
scenario is what they're saying.
517
00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,200
Ah, two years won't be long
going by at all, boy.
518
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,080
To be honest,
you're not missing much, like,
519
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,280
life's pretty boring.
520
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,720
You could end up like Con,
521
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:06,880
you could be in prison.
522
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,920
OK, Tony. That's a bit
heavy handed with the child.
523
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,080
No, I'll tell you what's heavy
handed as well, it's that sword.
524
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:15,040
To be honest, I'd actually rather
be there with you if I could, like.
525
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,440
Yeah, that'd be some craic.
526
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,000
You and me in here?
527
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,720
We'd run the place.
528
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,880
"It's ours." Exactly.
529
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,880
We'd have our own
business and all, boy.
530
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,040
We'd be taking in
contraband for all the prisoners.
531
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,320
Yeah, like smuggling,
532
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:32,720
bottles of tequila for all
the lads and cigars and, yeah...
533
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:36,360
"Which one of ye lads ordered
a new pair of socks?"
534
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:39,400
Boy, we'd have the prison guards
eating out of our hands,
535
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,480
like in Shawshank.
536
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,320
Yeah, we'd be up on the
roof just drinking beers.
537
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,040
Me, you and Morgan Freeman.
Morgan Freeman.
538
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,760
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
STIFLES SNICKER
539
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,800
LAUGHS QUIETLY
540
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,360
Stop, boy.
541
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,320
Stop, Jock, stop.
542
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,960
I'll stop.
543
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:58,840
I miss you, boy.
544
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,120
I'd like to be there with
you if we could, like.
545
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,520
I don't know about that, boy.
546
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,800
Don't get me wrong,
like, I'd love the company, but...
547
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,400
I wouldn't wish this on anyone.
548
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,280
Definitely not my best friend.
549
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,320
It'll probably be after we've eaten
550
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:20,200
by the time I get you talk to
Star, is that OK?
551
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,640
Huh.
552
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,080
Yeah, nice one.
Everyone's quite busy...
553
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,840
What the... Sh! Sh!
554
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,760
WHISPERS: What the
fuck are you up to?
555
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,880
Don't tell Siobhan.
556
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:32,240
All right, just give me...
557
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,640
Give me two minutes.
558
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,040
FLAT TONE
559
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,320
Fuck sake, Con.
560
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,720
Hey, Gringo.
561
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,880
Sorry.
562
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,120
Sake, Con, come on, will ya?
563
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,320
INMATE GRUNTS
564
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,720
HE GRUNTS
565
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,600
No, no, no, no, no.
566
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,600
REPEATS
567
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,840
GRUNTS AND FARTS
568
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,760
Mm-hm.
569
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,240
Oh, what?
570
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,720
My hand?
571
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,720
Wh...why?
572
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,800
IN ENGLISH: Where are you from?
573
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,320
C... Cork.
574
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,360
Cork. More.
575
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,680
Cork city.
576
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,160
It's the capital of Ireland.
577
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,880
So, erm...
578
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,920
HE GROANS
579
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,120
Patrick's Hill, like.
580
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:43,640
Do... Do you know...
Do you know Patrick's Hill?
581
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:47,560
Mm. You can see the
whole of Cork up there.
582
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,280
Erm, we have Murphy's,
583
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,560
Beamish
584
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,360
and Roy Keane, he's from there.
Do you know Roy Keane?
585
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,440
Mm-mm. Do you know Cillian Murphy?
586
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,800
Mm. You know him? Mm? Yeah.
587
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,560
Mm-hm. He's from Cork. Ah-ha.
588
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,840
Peaky Blinders. Si.
589
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,560
The River, River, R-River Lee.
590
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,240
Leisure, Leisureplex.
591
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,760
Barry's tea, Tanora...
592
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,560
FARTS
Jesus...
593
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,240
Erm...
594
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,520
You just need to relax.
595
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,200
Deep, deep breaths. Si, yeah.
596
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,440
Let it just fall out of you.
597
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,640
PLOP!
598
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,040
I don't have to wait
for a boom, do I? Ah!
599
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,640
Ah!
PLOP!
600
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,040
You're so cute!
601
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,480
Ah!
602
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,840
Where are you going, Star?
603
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,680
Don't forget your hatchet
If you want to go to work
604
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:46,440
Don't forget your hatchet
If you want to go to work...
605
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,080
HE HUMS
..If you want to go to work.
606
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,880
Tony, stop slacking off. Go on.
607
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,160
Tony, she could go out on the roads.
Are you just going to sit there?
608
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,560
Are you going to let
her run onto the M8?
609
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,920
I'd keep an eye if I was you.
610
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,200
TONY SIGHS
Good man, Tony.
611
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,560
Fair play to him.
612
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,000
He'd be a great dad someday.
613
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,160
Do you know he would? He would.
614
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,400
Whoa! Where did you...?
615
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,520
Mairead, I wouldn't eat that meat
that I left under your pillow.
616
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:25,880
HE GASPS
617
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,640
I look just like you now.
618
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,480
GIGGLES NERVOUSLY
619
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,000
Star...
620
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,360
where did you get that mask from?
621
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,000
Come on, Star, you can tell me.
622
00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:49,600
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