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A long time ago in
Ireland's capital city, Cork...
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Give me your fucking phone!
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..there lived a psychotic nutjob...
HE GIGGLES
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..called Billy Murphy. Oooh!
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Billy spent his time mugging and
beating the shit out of everyone.
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So to pay him back, my best friend
Jock found this site on the internet
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and ordered a mask of Billy's face.
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Hello, Billy.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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That was the birth of Fake Billy.
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Gettin' summer all I miss
Turn it up
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That's my shit...
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I miss Jock.
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Thank you!
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We used to have the best craic,
framing Billy.
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Turn it up, that's my shit
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Wrapped up silicone twins...
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Fake Billy became a local legend.
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Hi, Fake Billy.
THEY CHEER
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Who's the girlfriend?
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I'm not his girlfriend!
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And me, his trusty princess,
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always by his side...
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This is my opinion
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Everybody got one
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Nah, everybody back it up...
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..until three years ago,
when my best friend Jock...
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..and the hero that was
Fake Billy...
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..got locked up.
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Now, all I have left of Jock
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is this lighter.
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"To the Godfather of my baby girl,
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"from your best friend, Jock."
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Don't lose it now. I won't.
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There's something special about it
that can't be replaced.
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The lighter he gave me is my
most prized possession.
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It's so important to me,
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I never let it out of my sight.
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Fucking prick!
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Give me back my lighter,
you bollocks!
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I'm here in front of the mural
celebrating local Cork criminal
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Fake Billy.
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At the height of his notoriety,
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Fake Billy disappeared.
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Now, two years later, Fake Billy has
re-emerged and is back reoffending.
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But rumours abound
that this is an impostor -
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a fake Fake Billy, if you will.
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Oh, it's not the same guy at all.
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About three years ago,
Fake Billy was a tall, skinny fella.
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I reckon that someone got sent
to prison
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and that someone
got that mask somehow.
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He's not the same fella.
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The fella now is fatter.
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And when he mugs you,
there's a lot less care.
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He's a rougher mugger.
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I've kissed four of them
through the mask, like.
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No way they're the same person.
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They taste...different.
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Just cause you look like a duck
and...
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And rob shit like a duck,
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doesn't mean that you ARE a duck.
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Do you know what I mean?
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The questions everyone in
Cork is asking -
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who is fake Fake Billy?
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And where will he strike next?
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Testing, one, two...!
Give it back!
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I literally just poured
you a glass, like.
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KNOCKING ON WINDOW
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Oh, battlestations!
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BILLY GASPS
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Oh... Here's...Billy!
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HE GIGGLES
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Do you want to go for a game
of ball? Nice one.
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Go on, Conor, off you go.
Oh, something smells nice, Mairead!
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I'm eating mine in the bog.
You're on your own.
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There's not enough food for you,
Billy, all right?
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With Jock gone, Billy seems to think
I need a new friend,
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which I don't.
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And even if I did, I wouldn't pick
a violent prick like him.
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Conor!
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Agh! What the f... Billy!
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I got you good.
What the fuck was that for?
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Mr Fishy wants to know, would you
like to go for a couple of cans?
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Agh!
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What a shot.
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Did you see that?
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Ah... I'll get it. Yeah.
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Shit...
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Look who it is! Conor the convict.
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I'm an ex-convict, actually. Oh, so
you do understand what an ex is.
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Like Linda is your ex-girlfriend.
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Stop!
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STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS:
Li-i-i-i-nda...
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I'm over you...
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Linda-a-a, I'm over you...
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LINDA SNAPS FINGERS
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Hi, Linda. Hi, Conor.
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Hi. I moved on. I'm, eh,
not thinking about you any more.
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Just so you know, like.
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OK. Good to hear.
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Hi, Star.
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Has anyone seen a
yellow and black ball?
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Isn't it a bit weird that you used
to hang out with Jock
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and pretend to be Billy Murphy?
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And now that he's gone,
you've replaced him
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with the ACTUAL Billy Murphy?
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All right. Firstly, I haven't
replaced Jock, all right?
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Nothing could replace Jock.
SHE SCOFFS
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And secondly, Billy's
just following me around.
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I can't get rid of him.
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Gi'it here.
Nothing but respect for you, boy.
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That's not him.
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Sorry, I thought you were
the real one. I AM the real one.
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No, the real one that wears
the mask.
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That's the fake one.
I'm the real one.
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No, you're fucking not.
Shut your fucking mouth!
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You're just a langer
who looks like the real one.
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Come here to me,
you little fucking prick.
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Come here. And if I catch you,
I'm gonna kill you.
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I'll rip your legs off
and I'll beat you with 'em.
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I know your mam!
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I'm gonna call to the house!
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Li-i-i-inda...
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I'm over you...
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Just, come on. Please.
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Ss!
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I'm so over you, like!
It's not even funny, like.
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I'm happy for you. You mean
absolutely nothing to me, like,
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and...we can just have normal
conversations from now on,
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all right?
And when's that gonna start?
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Cos this conversation's
definitely not normal. Now.
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OK. What would you like to talk
about?
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Eh, well, that fake Fake Billy
prick stole me lighter this morning.
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You know, the one Jock gave me
for my birthday?
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Sorry to hear about that.
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Sure you're probably just as pissed
off about it as I am, like.
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Why would we be pissed off?
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Cos we're all a part of that legend,
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and whoever that impostor is has
just stolen that legend from us.
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All that mask means to me
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is wasted time with a waster
who's now wasting away
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with the other wasters, so whoever
wants that thing can have it.
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He's got a hideout in Kinsale.
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Whose hideout? His!
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That good for nothing prick.
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How'd you know that?
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We went to Kinsale a couple of weeks
ago, looking at wedding dresses,
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and I saw him climbing out
of a window
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next to the wedding shop
with a stolen TV.
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Where exactly?
I can't tell you that. Why not?
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Cos if I do,
you'll go after him, won't you?
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Well... Chasing after criminals
is probably a dumbass thing to do
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for someone who's been in prison.
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Course I'm not gonna chase after him
cos that would be a dumbass thing
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for me to do. I know that.
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Not that I care what you think
anyway, cos I am... Pfft...
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..so over you, like.
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Li-i-i-i-nda...
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I'm ove...
Psh! Come on.
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So we're going after him, right?
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Brilliant. Getting to go on
an adventure with you
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is gonna be, like,
the best thing fucking ever.
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And in the end, we actually
get to murder someone.
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Look, Billy, we're not murdering
anyone first of all. OK?
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Well, I know that,
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sure I was just trying to make it
sound exciting, like.
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D'you know, the way you and Jock
have all these stories?
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Maybe this could be one of ours
that we could tell people...
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Boy, you're not coming, all right?
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Why not? Cos...
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Every time we hang out,
you beat the shit out of me.
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Ah, not every time! Yes, you do!
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Every fucking time.
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Well, I won't this time.
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I promise.
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Please?
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All right.
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But if you so much as harm a hair
on my bollocks,
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I'm never talking to you again.
All right? Like, ever. You got that?
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Got it.
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Come on.
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C'mere, you must really like this
lighter.
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Yeah, I like the lighter.
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That Fake Billy prick better
be there.
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It's fucking seven euro to Kinsale?
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That's why only rich people
are living there.
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I got you covered.
My money is your money.
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Why do you have a purse and
not a wallet like most fellas?
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I do have a wallet,
but there's nothing in that.
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But there's plenty of cash in this.
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Whose purse is it, Billy? I don't
know, I didn't really catch her name
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when she ran away screaming!
HE GIGGLES
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You robbed it? Where else would you
think I get a girlie purse?
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If I'm caught using stolen money,
I'm going to end up back in prison.
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All right, fair enough.
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Wait, no, Billy...! Oh...!
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We could have still used it, like!
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You want the purse,
you don't want the purse.
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Will you make up your mind?
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Look who it is.
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Some smell of piss here, la.
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What's he on about?
Er, just a difference of opinion.
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Doesn't matter. About what?
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The weather forecast.
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I was walking home,
minding my own business, when...
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If it isn't Conor the convict.
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Did you forget your umbrella?
It's not raining.
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Are you sure? Yeah.
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Oh, Jesus! Yeugh! God, it's hot!
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Just let it go, Billy, all right?
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Them pissing on you
is like they're pissing on me.
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I just don't want you to escalate
things. Come on. All right, langers.
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What in the fuck d'you want?
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Oh, I just figured out why
escalators are called escalators...
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Oh! My nose!
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Whoopsie!
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I think I might have just
escalated things. Sure!
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Right, which one of ye pricks
is fucking next?
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BOY WHISTLES
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HE MIMES KARATE MOVE
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Oh, will you look who it is?
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Fucking Boyzone!
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HE LAUGHS
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Time to de-escalate things.
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MUSIC: Give Him A Ball
by Sultans Of Ping F.C.
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He's a nice young man
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It's a lovely smile
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He's a nice young man...
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It's like Butch Cassidy
and The Sundance Kid.
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I don't know who that is!
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It's a lovely smile
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He's a nice young man
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It's a lovely smile
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Give him a ball
and a yard of grass
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He'll give you a move
with a perfect pass...
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Get the fuck away!
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Give him a ball
and a yard of space...
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Ah, shut yourself...
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He'll give you a move with
goodly grace...
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Hey!
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There they are, look.
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Really sorry!
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Where the fuck have they gone?
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Find 'em, will ya?
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Are they gone yet?
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Cos I'm sitting on a bag
of used nappies here.
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Looks like they were heading
to Kinsale.
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What time IS the bus to Kinsale?
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Do you think I'd be standing here
like a fucking gomey if I knew that?
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Does anyone know how to read
these bus timetables?
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You'd need a fucking maths degree
to work them out.
252
00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:21,920
What are you doing?
253
00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,600
We need to get to Kinsale,
254
00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:27,160
and we can't get the bus because
you made me throw the purse away,
255
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,760
so we can either
walk the 30K to Kinsale,
256
00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,800
or we can do what yourself
and Jock used to do.
257
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,440
Well, I did...
258
00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:34,680
CONOR GROANS
259
00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:41,760
I'm not sure Billy has ever
had a friend,
260
00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,440
or at least one that he hasn't,
261
00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:46,200
like, beaten the shit out of
or robbed.
262
00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,960
Being a friend takes practice,
263
00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:51,520
and as nice as it is to see Billy
making an effort,
264
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,520
I just wish
he wasn't practising on me.
265
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,480
What's that bit between your legs?
266
00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,520
You know, the bit between your balls
and your ass.
267
00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:59,640
What's that called?
268
00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:01,640
I don't fucking know!
What do you think I am, a biologist?
269
00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,600
Well, yours must be made
out of fucking leather!
270
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:04,720
Mine is killing me.
271
00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,320
Yeah, well, it toughens
up over time, like.
272
00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,240
Mine's like an old leather couch.
273
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,120
I've got an idea.
274
00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,520
If we hang on to that trailer,
275
00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,120
it might drag us
all the way to Kinsale.
276
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,360
Good idea.
277
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:23,440
MUSIC: 10 Spots by The Love Buzz
278
00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:32,040
Be careful, though, it's dangerous
riding with one hand. Fuck off!
279
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,040
BILLY SCREAMS
280
00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,240
Billy!
281
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,480
GRUNTING AND GROANING
282
00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:41,040
Billy, what did I say to you
earlier?
283
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,400
That doesn't count as me
hurting you.
284
00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,040
The road hurt you, not me.
285
00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:46,880
Oh, yeah, fine, all right.
286
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,040
CONOR GROANS, BILLY COUGHS
287
00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,640
On the bright side,
we don't own the two bikes
288
00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:55,160
that we just made shit out of.
CONOR GIGGLES
289
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:56,600
Oh, I think I broke a rib.
290
00:11:56,600 --> 00:12:00,400
You all right?
Yeah, they're always breaking.
291
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,920
That wheel is fucked
and that wheel is fucked. Yeah.
292
00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,720
But if we put that wheel
on that bike,
293
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,040
you might be able to give me
a crosser to Kinsale.
294
00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,120
BILLY GIGGLES
295
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,040
Fair play, Billy,
that's a good idea.
296
00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,920
Hey, we won't be able to use
it if you do that!
297
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,880
You've gotta hand it to Billy...
298
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:22,000
Ah! ..he's not someone who gives
up easily.
299
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,480
Shake. That's it.
300
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:24,520
Hey!
301
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,040
BOTH SING: If I was running
302
00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:37,440
You should know that I was running
from a hurricane system
303
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,760
If I was running
304
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:43,560
You should know that
I stood my ground a thousand times
305
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:50,080
If I seemed bothered, well,
I think you would feel similar
306
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:54,960
If they painted your house
red with your blood...
307
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,360
Oh, I've got bruises
going both ways!
308
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,560
I'm like a fucking hot cross bun.
You're grand.
309
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:01,640
BILLY SIGHS
310
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,960
What have we got here, lads?
311
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,960
CONOR CLEARS THROAT
I wouldn't leave that unattended.
312
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,520
We've had a few bike thefts
in the area lately.
313
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,280
Oh, Jesus, Gard, that's...
That's awful.
314
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:11,440
Shocking.
315
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:12,960
BOTH: Shocking altogether.
316
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,040
Yeah, yeah.
317
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,120
Could you tell me, Gard,
318
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,720
do you know where the wedding shop
is around here at all?
319
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,880
You're winding me up now.
There's five below.
320
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:22,600
Five? Everyone must be getting
married in Kinsale - or is married.
321
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,480
There's no point in trying to get
your hole here, or what?
322
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,920
BILLY GIGGLES
323
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,320
See you, Gard.
324
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,440
QUIETLY: Fuck!
325
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,280
Look, Kinsale's only so big.
326
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,240
Let's spread out, buddy. Oh, Jesus!
327
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,120
Sorry! Billy, I've told you already!
328
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,200
I didn't mean...
I've told you, all right?
329
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,920
Ah, that was just a friendly...
It's your last chance.
330
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,280
..friendly...tap.
CONOR GROANS
331
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,760
Stop it, stop it!
332
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,160
All right, Billy, here's our MO -
333
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,360
we go to all the wedding shops
till we find the one
334
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,560
Linda's getting her dress from.
335
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,720
Then we find that fake Billy's
hideout next door.
336
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,240
All right? Got it.
337
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:56,440
VO: Wedding dresses are supposed to
make people feel happy.
338
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:57,560
When I see them,
339
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,840
it just makes me want to
punch the face off Gavin Madigan.
340
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,880
Do you I think this is it? Yeah?
341
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:07,240
You look...amazing.
342
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,040
Slaughterhouse.
343
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,120
Can I help ye?
344
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:13,840
Uh, just wondering, did Linda Walsh
get her wedding dress here?
345
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,480
I am Linda Walsh's fiance man.
346
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,680
You're her fiance, is it, yeah? Yes.
347
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,120
And I'm just wondering,
did she get her dress here,
348
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,240
so I can get a matching suit?
349
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,920
No Linda Walsh, I'm afraid,
so, er...
350
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,240
Are you sure? Will you double-check?
351
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,200
I'm absolutely positive.
So sorry, lads.
352
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,920
Now, if you don't mind jogging
on out of me shop.
353
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,720
You know, someday we're going
to come back
354
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,840
and buy all of this, you know? Yeah.
355
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,960
Big mistake. Huge!
356
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,600
If you don't want people
to smoke in your shop,
357
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,640
then you should have a sign.
358
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000
Right, I've created
a group chat called
359
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,280
Kick Conor MacSweeney's
Fucking Hole.
360
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,760
If you see him, send a message.
All right.
361
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:05,800
Split up!
362
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:11,240
If you're ever looking for
a free meal,
363
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:15,520
the "free pints from the bar owner"
trick always works a treat.
364
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,440
Lads, the landlady's divorce is
after coming through.
365
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,600
If you want to head in,
she's giving out free pints.
366
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,680
I'll bring them in for ye.
367
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:22,920
That's brilliant.
368
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,280
Work away there, lads.
Thanks, boy!
369
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,040
Go, go, go, go, go!
370
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:31,040
The food in Kinsale is actually
really nice.
371
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,680
Bit pricey, though.
372
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,320
THEY BOTH CHUCKLE
373
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,640
SEAGULLS SQUAWK
374
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,920
Do you mind if I ask
you a personal question?
375
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,320
Uh, yeah, sure.
376
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,560
What do you like about me?
377
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,360
Uh...
378
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,600
Uh... I'll make it easy on you.
379
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,160
I'll do you first.
380
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,920
I like you because even though
381
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,240
I don't think as clearly
as most people,
382
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:04,440
you take the time to listen
to me and you don't judge me.
383
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,240
Thanks, Billy.
Don't thank me, thank yourself,
384
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,720
because you're such a good person.
385
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,640
Now, what do you like about me?
386
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,600
Take your time...but make it good.
HE GIGGLES
387
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,360
Uh...
388
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,400
Uh...
389
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:29,840
Uh...
Don't take too long either, though.
390
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,840
Uh... Come on, spit it out.
391
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,880
Sorry. Uh, you're loyal. Loyal?
392
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:36,960
Yeah, well, look, apart from me
mam, you were the only one who gave
393
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,560
a shit about me when I got
out of prison.
394
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:42,040
So I guess, in your own way,
you were there for me,
395
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,720
so, loyal, yeah.
396
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:45,760
Loyal?
397
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,320
Dogs are loyal.
398
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,400
Well... And I like dogs, so...
399
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,400
..I'll take that.
BILLY CHUCKLES
400
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,640
I'll be your dog.
401
00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,200
BILLY BARKS LOUDLY
Jesus Christ!
402
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,840
Why are you so tense around me
all the time?
403
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,600
Cos I never know if you're going
to laugh or punch me in the face.
404
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:09,400
I'll be honest with you,
I never know myself.
405
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,840
And it's a total balls,
406
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,560
because I think
it's started affecting
407
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:13,960
my relationship with people.
408
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,360
If you gave yourself a few
moments before you react,
409
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:19,720
you might not end up punching
someone every time.
410
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:23,160
Yeah, that's a good idea.
We might give that a shot.
411
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,680
Could you say something nasty to me?
412
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,600
Billy, I don't think that's a good
idea at all.
413
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,400
Just to practise.
414
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,640
Go on, go on.
415
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,160
OK.
416
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,840
Billy, you are a crazy dickhead...
417
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,840
Jesus, like. Sorry. Sorry.
418
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,960
Billy! Muscle memory.
419
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,560
Go again? Yeah, yeah.
420
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:48,640
This time, all right, just take
three seconds before you react, OK?
421
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,320
Yeah, yeah. All right.
422
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,760
BILLY CLEARS THROAT
423
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:56,720
Billy, you're a headcase
scumbag, and nobody likes you.
424
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,760
One...
425
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,360
..two...
426
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,440
..three.
427
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,000
You actually fucking think that,
though, don't ya?
428
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,200
You think I'm a headcase scumbag?
No, man.
429
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,280
Argh!
430
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,400
Oh, shit!
I'm, sorry, I didn't mean that!
431
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,440
I'm sorry, it's the...
Get away from me, boy.
432
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,560
Do you know why nobody wants
to be your friend?
433
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,080
It's because you're a psychopath
who robs your neighbour
434
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,600
and beats the shit out of everyone.
I said I'm sorry!
435
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,040
Look, why don't we go and look
for that Fake Billy fella
436
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,280
and we can get your lighter.
437
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,920
Just leave me alone!
438
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,320
I don't ever want to see you again,
all right?
439
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,760
Are you OK? Move!
440
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,080
UNDER BREATH: Fuck, fuck...
441
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,200
BILLY GRUNTS
442
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,400
THICK, THICK, THICK, THICK!
443
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,720
Shit!
444
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:47,640
THICK, THICK, THICK, THICK!
445
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:50,840
Shit!
BILLY WHIMPERS
446
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,600
LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE
447
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,160
Got ya.
448
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,840
What's the craic? Are you OK?
449
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,400
Yeah, why?
450
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,080
The... Oh, right.
451
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,320
Sorry, it's fine.
452
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,960
I just walked into a wall.
453
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,720
Listen, happens to the best of us.
Yeah, yeah.
454
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,960
Is there something I can help
you with?
455
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:35,120
Yeah, did a Linda Walsh buy her
wedding dress here?
456
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,520
Oh, I remember Linda.
457
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,000
She was in a couple of weeks ago.
Gorgeous girl.
458
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,720
She is, yeah. Are you the groom?!
459
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,040
I am, yeah. Didn't you do very well
for yourself there?
460
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,160
I did, yeah.
461
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,040
To be honest, you're probably
punching above your weight a...
462
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,720
Yeah, fine. Is she there in the
book? Yeah, yeah, hang on.
463
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,640
Uh, Linda...
So, you're Gavin Madigan?
464
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:53,920
QUIETLY: Yeah, yeah, that's me.
465
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,440
She had nothing but good things
to say about you.
466
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,920
Yeah, well I...
Very considerate guy, apparently.
467
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,800
I'm not that great, all right?
I'm a bit of a weasel.
468
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,600
Wait till you see what I've done
for the suit for you -
469
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,360
absolutely fantastic.
Come on, it's out the back.
470
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,480
Great.
471
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,840
You'll have to try it on.
472
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,400
Perfect fit.
473
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,080
Yourself and Linda are going to look
wonderful on the big day.
474
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,520
HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY
Good to meet you.
475
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,080
I do.
476
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,000
WHISPERS: I do.
477
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,360
LINDA, FLASHBACK: And I saw him
climbing out of a window
478
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,240
next to the wedding shop
with a stolen TV.
479
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,200
Jesus.
480
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,000
CLANG!
481
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,120
Who's there?!
482
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,520
Oh, fuck.
483
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,280
All right, Colonel Pissy Pants?
484
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,800
SINGSONG: Come out to play-ay!
485
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,120
There's nowhere to run,
nowhere to hide,
486
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:31,760
no-one to protect you.
487
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:32,960
Right, back off!
488
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,320
HE IMITATES BOXER
489
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,680
I'm warning ye!
Oh, I'm gonna piss all over you -
490
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,840
in your ears, on your toes.
491
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:42,560
I'm gonna rip off your head
and piss down your neck!
492
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,960
What's your thing
about pissing on people, boy?!
493
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,680
I don't know,
I just really like it.
494
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:50,240
Makes us all look a bit fucking
weird, don't you think?
495
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,720
I'm just gonna batter you.
496
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,080
HE WAILS
497
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,160
Oh, you're after hitting my sister!
498
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,640
Oh, that's your sister?
You all right, Claire?
499
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:57,680
Claire?
500
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,560
Are you all just gonna stand there
like pricks? Get him!
501
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:00,960
I would never... No!
502
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,440
Let me go!
503
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,240
Finish him off! Get it away!
504
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,040
Below the neck, below the neck!
505
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,600
Just get it over with, God damn it!
CONOR WHIMPERS
506
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:12,880
What the f...?
507
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,560
Let me go!
508
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,520
Cock shot! Argh, my dick!
509
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,040
GROANING AND WAILING
510
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,400
Sorry, boy. Sorry.
511
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:41,720
Let me at him!
512
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:43,840
Get him!
513
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,520
Go on, go on, go on!
514
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,960
CHAINSAW ROARS
515
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,320
Get out of here!
516
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,640
CHAINSAW ROARING INTENSIFIES
Run!
517
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,480
Run!
518
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,160
Who do you think you are
robbing my lighter?
519
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,400
My best friend gave me that lighter!
520
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,840
You clearly have no code,
521
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,600
because every langer knows
you don't steal shit from people
522
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,640
that is of sentimental value.
523
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,240
It's just mean!
524
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,400
Don't get me wrong,
525
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,480
I appreciate what you did back
there, but I'm all conflicted now
526
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,920
because you really pissed me off,
527
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,160
and you don't own that mask
either, so take it off!
528
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,080
Take off...
529
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,520
..the mask.
530
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,880
ARGH!
531
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,240
Take off the mask!
532
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,400
Take it off!
533
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,960
Take off the mask!
534
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,600
Take it off!
535
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,400
Take off the mask!
536
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,520
The only person who has a right
to wear that mask
537
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,880
is my friend.
538
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:59,280
Your days of
wearing his mask are over, boy!
539
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,280
GAH!
540
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,880
BILLY GASPS, WAILS
541
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,400
Billy?
542
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,760
You're like one
of them Russian dolls.
543
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,080
What?! When did...?
544
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,720
I found the mask about a year
ago down Devil's Walk.
545
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,040
At first I was going to burn it,
546
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,480
because it caused me so much pain
throughout the years.
547
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,880
But then I thought...well, like,
548
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,440
everyone hates me,
but they love Fake Billy.
549
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,760
I wanted to know...
550
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,200
..what if I put on the mask?
551
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:48,160
How would it feel, like,
to be a version of me that...
552
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,800
..well, that everybody liked?
553
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,120
BILLY BREATHES HEAVILY
554
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,120
Would you like a hot chocolate?
555
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,200
You've got low-fat milk?
556
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,040
I got marshmallows.
557
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,000
Hiya! Hi, mam.
558
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,400
Billy, not a hope. Get out!
559
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,160
Mam, I invited him
to stay for dinner.
560
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,800
Is that all right?
561
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,280
Well, it's not like you've given
me a fucking choice now, is it?
562
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,480
I don't want to be any trouble.
563
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,760
I'll head off, like.
564
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,560
You're grand, Billy.
Come on, sit down.
565
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,400
Come on.
566
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,840
Thanks, Mairead. All right.
567
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,040
Mm!
568
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,800
Jesus, Conor,
what happened you?! Huh?
569
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,560
Oh, right.
570
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,680
Me and Billy went out on a bike
ride to Kinsale,
571
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:46,080
and Billy had this bright idea to
hold on to the back of a tractor.
572
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,920
And the bike went from under me.
573
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,400
And we were riding and
he was like ET in the front.
574
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,040
MAIREAD LAUGHS
I was like that Evil Knievel fella.
575
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,120
Do you remember him? He used to
go over the buses and stuff.
576
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,800
That's what it was like. Yeah.
577
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,960
You're enjoying that, anyway.
Oh, it's lovely.
578
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,280
Does Tony have any dinner, then?
579
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:02,240
No, that's Tony's dinner.
Even better!
580
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,040
VO: We don't always get to choose
our friends.
581
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,440
He'll probably bring home
a load of doughnuts anyway...
582
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,240
VO: Sometimes they choose us.
583
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,520
And the ones that do choose us...
584
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,120
Ah, lads, give him a break.
585
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,840
BILLY AND CONOR LAUGH
586
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,160
..they're usually the ones
who need a friend the most.
587
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,320
I'm here in Cork, and with me,
588
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:29,000
I have the man who was the
inspiration behind Fake Billy.
589
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,800
Mr Murphy, how did it feel
to have your identity stolen?
590
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:33,960
The last few weeks
591
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,360
have been an incredibly difficult
time for me and my family.
592
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:42,200
I feel not only has my identity
been stolen, but my reputation too.
593
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,760
Every crime has a victim,
and this victim's face is mine.
594
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:48,240
And the fact that the face
that commits this crime is also mine
595
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,240
is like
a double hard pill to swallow.
596
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:56,200
Thank you to An Garda Siochana
and all my friends and family.
597
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,440
I would ask you...
CROWD HECKLES
598
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,600
please to respect my privacy
at this moment.
599
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,680
Fuck off!
600
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,800
Such is the effect of such
a shocking crime.
601
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:06,920
I'm gonna kill ya!
602
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,400
Dibnah Derocha, reporting from Cork.
603
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,280
They're gone.
604
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:15,680
That's good.
605
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:21,840
I own this prison.
606
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,360
It's mine.
607
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:28,280
One, two, three!
608
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:32,000
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by DJ Bad Finn
609
00:27:32,050 --> 00:27:36,600
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