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(funky electronic music)
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(Nat): Dream season.
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After going almost entirely
winless the year before,
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this year, we went undefeated.
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24 wins, zero losses.
A perfect season.
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And a NOSHO record.
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Then things got even better.
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We made our bid for the
National Senior Tournament,
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and we got it. The best
hockey teams in Canada
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are coming here to play
for the national title
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against you, in Sudbury.
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Let's set the fuckin' tone!
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After our perfect
regular season,
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it appeared the table was set.
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We would win the NOSHO
playoffs and then move on
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to the National
Senior Tournament.
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But the playoffs...
didn't go as planned.
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{\an8}("Blues Run the Game"
by Laura Marling)
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♪ Catch a boat to
England, baby ♪
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♪ Maybe to Spain ♪
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♪ Wherever I have gone ♪
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♪ Wherever I've been and gone ♪
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♪ Wherever I have gone ♪
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♪ The blues run the game ♪
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♪ Send out for whiskey, baby ♪
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♪ Send out for gin ♪
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♪ Me and room service, honey ♪
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♪ Me and room service, mama ♪
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♪ Me and room service ♪
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♪ We are living a life of sin ♪
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♪ When I'm not sleeping, honey ♪
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♪ You are on my mind ♪
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♪ When I'm not sleeping, honey ♪
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♪ I ain't sleeping, mama ♪
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♪ When I ain't sleeping ♪
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♪ You know you'll
find me crying ♪
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(Shoresy wails indistinctly)
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Fuck's sake.
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Like, it's so dumb.
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(Shoresy sobbing)
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What a fuckin' bunch of losers.
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(footsteps thud approaching)
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(freezer door slams)
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What can we say boys?
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Nothing worse than
losing to the Yanks.
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- In our own fuckin' barn.
- Especially in our own barn.
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(Hitch): I don't know what
to say for the best, b'ys.
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(speaking French)
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Maybe there ain't no best to it.
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But just because we lost
doesn't mean there shouldn't
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be a game stick.
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Goody, you played through
a separated shoulder.
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Dolo, foot fracture.
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Never seen a team so hurt
as this by the Lard Jaysus.
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Fish, you came back
from a skate laceration
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to the neck.
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Shoresy. (Shoresy sobs)
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You came back from a
concussion in the first round.
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And you played through a
torn groin and a hip pointer.
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What happens with a hip pointer?
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Can't push when you shit.
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You were the leader
this team needed.
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Shoresy,
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game stick goes to you, my man.
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(players clap)
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Be proud, Shoresy.
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Chin up, buddy.
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Lard Jaysus, boys,
we nearly had 'em!
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(Shoresy wails)
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- What is it, my dude?
- I can't.
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I brought you guys
in because everybody
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was acting like bitches.
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And now you're all
acting like bitches, too.
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- Okay, that's unfair, Shoresy.
- Just shut the fuck up,
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Michaels.
- We just lost
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to the Yanks. You're all
acting like you wanna eat...
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each other's pussies.
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Like you're opening a second
bottle of wine with...
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your gal pal.
- My son...
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I don't wanna fuckin'
lift my head right now
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'cause you're probably all
giving each other ski poles.
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Ski poles?
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Come on, Shoresy, say
something positive.
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(Shoresy): Fuckin'
Sommerfeld's dog mom
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wasn't lickin' her lips at me
all fuckin' night for once.
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- Okay.
- Fuckin' Briggsy's fat sister
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isn't looking as ugly as when she
tried to fuck me two years ago.
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- Shoresy.
- Fuckin' Michaels' ex-sweetie
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flashed me her bird and I
thought it as an accident,
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but now I don't think it was.
- Hey!
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What about Phillips? He
had the game of his life.
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- Who?
- Phillips.
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- That's Phillips.
- No, it isn't.
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- Who do you think that is?
- I don't fuckin' know.
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- Shoresy, the boys are hurt.
- It's fuckin' hockey!
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You go 'til you
can't go no more.
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Fuck! (hockey sticks
clatter loudly)
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(Sanguinet exhales)
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- Let's get drunk.
- Wait, how drunk?
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Like NOSHO record party drunk?
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(pulsing club music)
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I don't think we should
get that drunk again.
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It's been long enough. You
should go say something.
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(Nat): This is...
- Unfortunate?
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Pathetic?
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A real cunt.
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We're hosting the National
Senior Tournament in a week.
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We're beat up from the feet up.
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Seven days rest
can go a long way.
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We're supposed to be there
because we're the best team.
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Now we're only there
'cause we're the host team.
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So, the host team
gets in automatically.
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Look at it as good fortune.
- We're the team that gets
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in on a formality.
- We're throw-ins.
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Doesn't matter how
you get to the dance,
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you just gotta get there.
- We're filler.
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- Freeloaders.
- Nat.
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When they see the Sudbury guys,
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you think anyone's gonna
look at them and say,
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"Uh-oh." Won't get any respect.
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Sometimes you have to demand it.
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Yo, last year we
wanted to win one game.
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This year, we won them all.
Now we have a chance to win
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the whole country. Cash in.
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We've got a week to get
these guys over this loss
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and refocused for the
National Senior Tournament.
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We've gotta get 'em healed.
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Thank fuck there won't
be much fighting.
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I dunno. There may be a
national title on the line,
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but it's still senior
whale shit hockey.
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Seriously. Nat, at least
go check on Shoresy.
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Yeah, ask him when he's
gonna start chipping in
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on the scoresheet.
- He always finds
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a way to contribute. (Miig):
He can't handle losing.
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Show me someone who
can handle losing
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and I'll show you a loser.
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Let's get these guys drunk.
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Wait... how drunk?
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Yeah. NOSHO record
party drunk?
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(pulsing club music)
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I don't think they should
get that drunk again.
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(downtempo lounge music)
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(SOO Hunt players whooping)
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Let's go boys! Fill 'er
up, barmaid! Come on!
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You boys wanna give it a hoist?
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Something to remind you
of the good old days?
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Goody couldn't if he wanted to.
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All right, that's enough.
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Won't let ya drink out of it,
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but why don't ya
come give it a kiss?
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- Drink your beer.
- I'll go get the bouncers.
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- They don't need them.
- Come on over, boys.
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Give it a kiss.
- Let's keep it classy.
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Can't wait to rip a
snooter off this thing.
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Come on! Kiss it!
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Fuckin' pussies.
(Delaney): The runner-ups!
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(SOO Hunt players cheer)
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What's that you were saying
about respect again, Miig?
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- Sometimes you have to...
- It's pathetic.
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What's wrong with them?
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(Shoresy): I'm fuckin' hurt!
Oh, I'm fuckin' real hurt.
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- Your head?
- No.
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- Your hand?
- No.
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My heart.
- Are you hurt,
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or are you injured?
- We're the fuckin'
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Teenage Mutant Injured Turtles.
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You gotta leave it
behind you, my guy.
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Game seven. In our barn.
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Refocus.
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We're going to the
National Senior Tournament.
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Yeah, as fuckin'
honorable mentions.
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(Big Sexy): Tit fucker.
- As runner-ups.
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- Runners-up.
- As the guys who didn't
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earn it. It's embarrassing.
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(Hitch): Ya needs
a break, me son.
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After that hit you took
in the first round,
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you should be out four
to six weeks, old man.
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Four to six?
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Just 'cause I can't
push when I shit,
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you think it's four to
six? (Goody): Settle down.
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- What are you even doing?
- Lookin' at girls
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on the internet.
(Sanguinet): Why?
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- Had a sec.
- Goody's hurt worse than me.
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Goody's not hurt so
bad as what you are.
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- He's got his arm in a sling.
- It's a holster.
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- Goody's four to six.
- Just 'cause I have my arm
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in this, you think
it's four to six?
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Dolo's hurt worse than Goody is.
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Takes ya 20 minutes to
get from the crapper
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to the couch, old man.
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Doesn't matter. We're all
fuckin' losers anyway.
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(Hitch): Never see a team
with so many injuries as this,
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b'ys, by the Lard Jaysus.
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We're the tag alongs
of the tournament.
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(door slams, Big Sexy squawks)
Oh, nice work, Sanguinet.
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Now you've upset Big Sexy.
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You wanna find out
who's the most hurt?
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- Go easy, Big Sex.
- Come where we're to.
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We has a walking competition.
- A walking competition?
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You says you're not hurt
so bad as what he is.
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- Get control of your bird.
- He says he's not hurt
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so bad as what you is.
- You talk like
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a fuckin' idiot, eh?
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And you're hurt more bad...
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So, come on over where we're to.
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We has a walking competition
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and we finds out
who's the most hurt.
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Don't walk out on me, old man!
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(Shoresy): I'm takin'
care of my bird!
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(Nat): Who do you
think is the most hurt?
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Shoresy really got his bell
rung in the first round.
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He was a fuckin' ghost
the second round.
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- He got trucked.
- Maybe it'll make him
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less stubborn.
- Won't make him less stupid.
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We ready?
- We're ready.
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Let's get started.
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(Shoresy): Well, can
I premise it by saying
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something first?
- Premise?
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- Huh?
- What do you mean, premise?
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Well, I wanna...
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Nutella's junk, eh?
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Preface.
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If you wanna ruin a
good piece of toast.
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Fer... how do you...
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Well, you wants to say something
before you walks, right?
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I was gonna say a
few words, yeah.
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Okay, well ya wants
to preface it.
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So... I meant to say
preface but I said premise?
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- That's what ya did, b'y.
- Oh, my God.
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What an idiot, eh?
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- Good thing no chick saw that.
- Settle down.
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- I dies at ya, b'y.
- Well, I guess
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I'm going to preface my walk
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by saying, and I'm sure you've
all noticed this before,
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I have one leg shorter
than the other.
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- By how much?
- By about two inches.
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Two inches?
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Inch and a half,
two inches, yeah.
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No, b'y. Never
knew that, old man.
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Well, I try not to
make a big deal of it.
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Try not to let it get
in my way. Get me down.
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But if you notice something in
my walk, it's probably that.
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I don't have to talk while I'm
doing it or anything, right?
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- No, b'y.
- Go.
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You want me to rush you
when you're walking?
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Let's have a little
etiquette in here, boys.
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A little sportsmanship
here, now.
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(Shoresy sniffs)
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(Hitch): K, now come
back where we're to.
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See, it's just a little
slower than ordinary.
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But that's probably the leg,
which we've established.
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Otherwise, there's really
nothing out of the ordinary.
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Yeah, so...
- Four to six.
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Just 'cause I can't
push when I shit?
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You walk like you
had your shit pushed.
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B'y, I knew you'd be
lookin' four to six but...
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Who's... up next?
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I didn't think you'd be
lookin' that four to six.
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Could we just keep
this moving, please?
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(Miig): Yes. Teams
for this year's
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National Senior
Tournament are set.
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- Dynamite.
- Against all odds,
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we'll have teams from
all over Turtle Island
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representing western
Canada, eastern Canada,
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Quebec, northern Ontario,
southern Ontario, and us.
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Six whole teams.
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Why aren't the other
provinces sending teams?
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Because it's senior
whale shit hockey.
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Up first, representing
western Canada,
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from the province of Alberta,
home of Treaties 6, 7, and 8,
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the Brooks Barrelmen.
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From the heart of
cowmen country Canada,
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for these guys, it's hockey
all winter, rodeo all summer.
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They're tie-down
ropers, steer wrestlers,
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and of course, bull
and bronco riders.
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You've gotta be
certifiable for that sport.
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Stupid tough.
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According to the scouting
report, they kinda are.
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- Tough?
- Stupid.
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- How stupid?
- Time will tell.
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If we're talking
notable players,
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we're talking the Friesen
twins, AKA the Freezer Twins.
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- Why Freezer?
- Because they're built
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like large appliances.
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(Miig): These guys played
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Team Canada rugby
for four years.
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So, needless to say,
they like to hit.
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(crowd jeers)
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Keep your head up
around these guys
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or you know what'll happen.
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(Shoresy): Four to six!
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I'll be the judge of that,
me son. Dolo, you're up.
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Hold on. You ready?
294
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Little sportsmanship
in here, eh?
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00:12:32,964 --> 00:12:34,698
- Sorry, b'y.
- Let's let Dolo get focused
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for his walk here, boys. A
little quiet in here now.
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(Dolo inhales deeply)
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(chill hip-hop music playing)
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(Dolo exhales deeply)
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Well, who's lookin'
four to six now?
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He's lookin' pretty four to six.
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(Shoresy): Mm-hmm.
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You can't really
walk at all, bro.
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Hard to believe he's been
doing it his whole life.
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What's good.
- He's more four to six
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than Shoresy.
- B'ys, we still don't really
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know who's the four to sixiest.
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(Nat): Okay, who's next?
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Representing eastern Canada,
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from Prince Edward Island,
the Charlottetown Reds.
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PEI, Mi'kmaq territory.
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Not unlike folks
from Newfoundland,
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Prince Edward Islanders
have some unique speech.
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- Example?
- Ever seen the Prince Edward
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00:13:19,010 --> 00:13:21,612
Island Encyclopedia on YouTube?
- What's goin' on?
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I'll fuckin' flatten
ya, young buck.
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I'm gonna come to your house
and slam your fuckin' cupboards.
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- Nice kit bag there, big nuts.
- I'll beat you like you're
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on a fishin' trip
with your father.
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Easy there, George Clooney.
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00:13:30,388 --> 00:13:32,356
Where'd the cows die?
Who the fuck are you?
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(speaking gibberish)
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- Noted.
- Most of these guys
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are commercial fishermen.
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Out on the Atlantic
for days on end
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fishing for herring,
mackerel, crab.
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They know hard work.
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00:13:43,034 --> 00:13:44,802
But a handful of them
are owners-operators
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00:13:44,803 --> 00:13:46,770
of what many call the
best seafood shack
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on Prince Edward Island.
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Serving up fresh shucked
oysters, seafood chowder,
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and their signature
lobster rolls.
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(Nat): I'm hungry.
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So, who are we watching for?
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(Ziig): These guys play as
a unit. No one-man shows.
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00:14:01,085 --> 00:14:04,621
Beware, they're pedal to
the rug for a full sixty.
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00:14:04,622 --> 00:14:06,357
Hard fuckin' workers.
338
00:14:06,925 --> 00:14:09,159
But a standout in another sense
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00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,328
would be the gorgeous
Gord Gallant.
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00:14:11,329 --> 00:14:12,963
This guy makes panty soup.
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00:14:12,964 --> 00:14:14,665
(Miig): Ew. (Ziig):
He soaks Uggs.
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00:14:14,666 --> 00:14:16,800
(Nat): Entering a
dink phase, eh, Ziig?
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00:14:16,801 --> 00:14:18,535
If you can resist him,
you're doing well.
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00:14:18,536 --> 00:14:20,304
- Up to the task?
- Probably just another
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00:14:20,305 --> 00:14:21,772
Instagram doll and
real-life donkey.
346
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,707
When was the last time
you dated a hockey player?
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00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:26,143
You don't date sluts.
You just take 'em down.
348
00:14:26,144 --> 00:14:28,378
- Anything else?
- Aside from all of that,
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the word on these guys is that
they're just really... nice.
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Nice?
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00:14:36,187 --> 00:14:37,155
Nice.
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00:14:37,156 --> 00:14:39,122
(Shoresy): Well,
that's fuckin' nice.
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- Holy!
- Agreed.
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00:14:40,892 --> 00:14:42,860
- So dumb.
- You can walk more good
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00:14:42,861 --> 00:14:44,896
than Dolo, but he's
playin' better.
356
00:14:46,831 --> 00:14:48,365
Well, you gotta find
a way to contribute.
357
00:14:48,366 --> 00:14:49,833
Sanger, sit down.
Shut the fuck up.
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00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:52,069
- What're you guys doin'?
- Walking competition.
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00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:54,204
- Walking competition?
- To find out who's hurt
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00:14:54,205 --> 00:14:57,207
more bad than who. Now,
you're up, old man.
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00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,911
(chill hip-hop music playing)
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(Shoresy): Oh, fuck.
Think he'd be that good?
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00:15:04,449 --> 00:15:05,515
- At walking?
- Yep.
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00:15:05,516 --> 00:15:07,484
(Hitch): No.
- Me neither.
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00:15:07,485 --> 00:15:08,552
(Shoresy): Me neither.
366
00:15:08,553 --> 00:15:10,421
Now come back where
we're to, me son.
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00:15:16,794 --> 00:15:18,496
Yep. Yep, he's good.
368
00:15:18,863 --> 00:15:20,063
He walks good.
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I ain't never seen anybody
walk so good as that.
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00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:24,334
No, me neither.
(Shoresy): I know. I know.
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00:15:24,335 --> 00:15:25,936
- Sanguinet?
- No, no, no.
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00:15:25,937 --> 00:15:27,971
He doesn't get to just
waltz in here and say
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00:15:27,972 --> 00:15:29,774
who walks good.
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00:15:30,475 --> 00:15:32,676
That's good walking,
Goody. Congratulations.
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00:15:32,677 --> 00:15:34,345
You're the least four to six.
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00:15:34,646 --> 00:15:37,648
Well, Dolo, Hitch,
we're runner-ups again.
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00:15:37,649 --> 00:15:39,516
- Runners-up.
- Yep.
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00:15:39,517 --> 00:15:42,653
Lost the NOSHO Cup. Now we
lost the walking competition.
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00:15:42,654 --> 00:15:44,154
May as well be
eatin' solo paninis.
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00:15:44,155 --> 00:15:45,856
- Why?
- We're fuckin' losers.
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00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,524
Never seen a team
with so many injuries
382
00:15:47,525 --> 00:15:49,226
as this, b'ys, by
the Lard Jaysus.
383
00:15:49,227 --> 00:15:52,362
Think anyone's gonna see the
Bulldogs and say "Uh-oh"?
384
00:15:52,363 --> 00:15:53,931
No fuckin' way. (door slams)
385
00:15:53,932 --> 00:15:55,766
(Big Sexy squawks)
Want me to come over
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00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:58,169
to your house, slam
your fuckin' doors?
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00:16:01,306 --> 00:16:03,608
(energetic rock music)
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Anik Archambault here,
welcoming you back to another
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edition of Questionable
Call brought to you
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by BROdude Energy.
With me, as always,
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are panelists Jay
Onrait, Tessa Bonhomme,
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and the man they call RA.
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00:16:18,756 --> 00:16:21,458
Mesdames and messieurs,
as you are well aware,
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00:16:21,459 --> 00:16:23,360
BROdude Energy has been granted
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00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:25,095
the exclusive
broadcasting rights
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00:16:25,096 --> 00:16:27,297
of the National Senior
Hockey Tournament
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00:16:27,298 --> 00:16:28,532
in Sudbury, Ontario.
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00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:30,934
Can only imagine the
cutthroat competition
399
00:16:30,935 --> 00:16:33,537
for that contract, Anik.
- Bet it was eye popping.
400
00:16:33,538 --> 00:16:35,372
Remember when we used
to cover real hockey?
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Today we continue the breakdown
402
00:16:36,841 --> 00:16:38,208
of the participating teams
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starting with my home province.
- La belle province.
404
00:16:40,812 --> 00:16:42,879
Representing Quebec at
this year's tournament
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00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,815
is Les Rapides de Rawdon.
406
00:16:44,816 --> 00:16:46,850
Quebec is home to the
toughest league in hockey,
407
00:16:46,851 --> 00:16:50,220
and make no mistake, Les
Rapides are the toughest.
408
00:16:50,221 --> 00:16:52,589
Pierre-Luc Leblond,
Danick Paquette,
409
00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:54,224
and Steve Bossé.
(Tessa): Leblond fought
410
00:16:54,225 --> 00:16:55,592
the toughest guys in the show
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00:16:55,593 --> 00:16:57,127
when goons were
still in the game.
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00:16:57,128 --> 00:16:59,796
(Jay): Paquette's face looks
like it was carved out of wood.
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00:16:59,797 --> 00:17:01,732
If you think you recognize
Bossé from the YouTube
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00:17:01,733 --> 00:17:03,433
knockout videos, you
probably recognize him
415
00:17:03,434 --> 00:17:05,235
from the UFC as
well. He's 12-2-0.
416
00:17:05,236 --> 00:17:07,571
Someone else fans may
recognize is the team owner,
417
00:17:07,572 --> 00:17:09,674
Quebec pop icon, Marie-Mai.
418
00:17:10,108 --> 00:17:12,342
The multi-platinum
artist and Queb darling
419
00:17:12,343 --> 00:17:14,311
is also a hockey fan.
420
00:17:14,312 --> 00:17:16,146
One of the things worth
mentioning to fans,
421
00:17:16,147 --> 00:17:19,017
she was one engaged
to JJ Frankie JJ.
422
00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:20,984
With the Sudbury
Blueberry Bulldogs
423
00:17:20,985 --> 00:17:22,753
serving as the host
team and the SOO Hunt
424
00:17:22,754 --> 00:17:24,054
representing northern Ontario...
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00:17:24,055 --> 00:17:25,922
- SOO, Michigan, baby.
- We're left with one
426
00:17:25,923 --> 00:17:28,258
final entry. Representing
southern Ontario,
427
00:17:28,259 --> 00:17:29,793
coming from the
city with the most
428
00:17:29,794 --> 00:17:32,496
Italian Canadians per
capita in the country,
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00:17:32,497 --> 00:17:34,765
the Vaughan Canadesi.
- Cannoli imagine
430
00:17:34,766 --> 00:17:37,067
there are a few Italians
on the team, Anik.
431
00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:39,837
Actually, Jay, every single one.
432
00:17:40,438 --> 00:17:42,272
Ferrari, Ferrara, Ferraro,
433
00:17:42,273 --> 00:17:44,508
Barbieri, Barberio, Barbara,
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00:17:44,509 --> 00:17:47,144
DiBenidetti,
Deodato, DiDomenico.
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00:17:47,145 --> 00:17:48,512
You get the idea.
436
00:17:48,513 --> 00:17:51,882
These guys play the game
hard, fast, and emotional.
437
00:17:51,883 --> 00:17:53,650
(Tessa): So, who we
looking for, Anik?
438
00:17:53,651 --> 00:17:56,186
(Anik): Number 98,
Marco Sylvestri.
439
00:17:56,187 --> 00:17:58,088
(RA): Sly Sylvestri?
(Tessa): What, you know him?
440
00:17:58,089 --> 00:17:59,890
(RA): He used to be in
Boston's system for a while.
441
00:17:59,891 --> 00:18:01,792
(Tessa): And? (RA): He
could pick the prosciutto
442
00:18:01,793 --> 00:18:03,026
outta your teeth with a stick.
443
00:18:03,027 --> 00:18:04,494
(Jay): More of a pancetta guy.
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00:18:04,495 --> 00:18:05,896
(Tessa): So, he
loves the lumber.
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00:18:05,897 --> 00:18:07,230
(Anik): Oh, he'll be
the dirtiest player
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00:18:07,231 --> 00:18:09,132
in the tournament.
- Good matchup for Shoresy.
447
00:18:09,133 --> 00:18:10,734
I'm hearing Shoresy's hurt.
448
00:18:10,735 --> 00:18:12,069
The man doesn't
like to be outdone.
449
00:18:12,070 --> 00:18:13,770
But does anyone really care?
450
00:18:13,771 --> 00:18:16,106
We'll find out soon as
the best teams in Canada
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00:18:16,107 --> 00:18:17,641
descend on Sudbury today.
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00:18:17,642 --> 00:18:20,210
(Liam): The best teams in Canada
and the Sudbury Mango Malamutes.
453
00:18:20,211 --> 00:18:21,478
Oh, you're fuckin'
hilarious, Liam.
454
00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:23,113
If things get rough,
just throw one of your
455
00:18:23,114 --> 00:18:24,448
Band-Aids at 'em.
- You too, Cory.
456
00:18:24,449 --> 00:18:25,982
You're so fuckin' funny.
- Squirt 'em with
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00:18:25,983 --> 00:18:27,684
some Polysporin.
- Like the funniest guys
458
00:18:27,685 --> 00:18:29,186
who ever lived.
- Why aren't you laughing?
459
00:18:29,187 --> 00:18:30,520
Don't worry, Liam, I don't laugh
460
00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:32,389
at your mom's jokes
either and every time,
461
00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:34,357
she's like, "What? I'm funny!"
462
00:18:34,358 --> 00:18:36,226
(Cory laughs) I don't
laugh at your mom's
463
00:18:36,227 --> 00:18:38,595
jokes either, Cory, and
every time she's like,
464
00:18:38,596 --> 00:18:39,963
"Be nice to me!"
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00:18:39,964 --> 00:18:42,299
Regular season league record
only to blow it in playoffs.
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00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,867
Must sting.
- Little bit, Cor.
467
00:18:43,868 --> 00:18:45,602
- Any regrets?
- My only regret
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00:18:45,603 --> 00:18:47,471
is not serving my country.
- Oh yeah?
469
00:18:47,472 --> 00:18:48,939
Yeah, and I think
about it every time
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00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:50,474
I go to war on your mom's ass.
471
00:18:50,475 --> 00:18:52,342
- You're fuckin' awful, Shoresy.
- Fuck you.
472
00:18:52,343 --> 00:18:54,177
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Liam.
473
00:18:54,178 --> 00:18:56,046
Better tell your mom
to go get checked out.
474
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:58,515
I saw Cory's mom last
night. Now my dick feels
475
00:18:58,516 --> 00:19:00,684
like it ate a pack of Halls.
- Clean it up.
476
00:19:00,685 --> 00:19:02,285
Yeah, tell that
to your mom, Cor.
477
00:19:02,286 --> 00:19:04,187
She climbed over my
gearshift last night
478
00:19:04,188 --> 00:19:05,889
to hop on my wiener
and that thing still
479
00:19:05,890 --> 00:19:08,792
smells like shrimp scampi.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
480
00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:10,827
Fuck you, Liam. Every
time I hit your mom
481
00:19:10,828 --> 00:19:13,663
from the back it sounds like
someone running in flip-flops.
482
00:19:13,664 --> 00:19:15,632
(Cory and Liam): Fuck you!
- Cory, I got your mom
483
00:19:15,633 --> 00:19:17,868
on speed dial and
Liam's mom blocked.
484
00:19:17,869 --> 00:19:20,138
I don't know which one
should be more embarrassed.
485
00:19:20,705 --> 00:19:23,174
(rhythmic rock music)
486
00:19:59,911 --> 00:20:02,213
(music decrescendos)
487
00:20:04,615 --> 00:20:06,918
(music resumes)
488
00:20:45,590 --> 00:20:47,725
(music decrescendos)
489
00:20:49,026 --> 00:20:51,328
- Fuckin' what?
- Captain's meeting.
490
00:20:51,329 --> 00:20:52,862
Yeah, well you
shoulda come to us.
491
00:20:52,863 --> 00:20:54,931
It's fuckin' freezing out there.
- You've got the National
492
00:20:54,932 --> 00:20:57,033
Senior Tournament in two days.
(Goody): Hope I'm warm by then.
493
00:20:57,034 --> 00:20:58,835
The other teams have
already started to show up.
494
00:20:58,836 --> 00:21:01,771
(overlapping chatter)
- We've got a problem.
495
00:21:01,772 --> 00:21:03,540
We've got a problem.
496
00:21:03,541 --> 00:21:05,141
Yeah? What's the
problem, Sanguinet?
497
00:21:05,142 --> 00:21:07,411
You've lost your identity
as hockey players.
498
00:21:11,315 --> 00:21:12,716
After that loss,
you've forgotten
499
00:21:12,717 --> 00:21:15,553
what makes you unique as
athletes of the sport.
500
00:21:17,922 --> 00:21:19,723
Well, Lard Jaysus,
I never see a team
501
00:21:19,724 --> 00:21:21,057
with so many injuries
as this, b'y.
502
00:21:21,058 --> 00:21:22,726
No excuses.
503
00:21:22,727 --> 00:21:24,261
- But...
- Hockey players don't
504
00:21:24,262 --> 00:21:25,729
make excuses.
505
00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:27,230
You play for the
logo on the front,
506
00:21:27,231 --> 00:21:28,565
not the name on the back.
507
00:21:28,566 --> 00:21:30,400
You play for your city
and for your teammates.
508
00:21:30,401 --> 00:21:33,571
You win for them. No excuses.
509
00:21:36,807 --> 00:21:39,576
He can barely walk. I
can barely lift my arm.
510
00:21:39,577 --> 00:21:41,479
Never let them know you're hurt.
511
00:21:41,979 --> 00:21:44,281
You're the leaders of
this team and look at you.
512
00:21:44,282 --> 00:21:46,216
One's in a sling,
one's limping around.
513
00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:48,119
You're crying about being cold.
514
00:21:48,753 --> 00:21:51,922
Give your balls a tug.
You're hockey players.
515
00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:54,025
Never let them know you're hurt.
516
00:21:57,128 --> 00:21:58,128
Shoresy,
517
00:21:58,562 --> 00:22:01,065
you're the captain of this team.
Why did we lose to the Yanks?
518
00:22:01,532 --> 00:22:03,233
- No excuses.
- You hurt?
519
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:05,201
Go 'til you can't go no more.
520
00:22:05,202 --> 00:22:08,005
Then why you all
like... (whimpers)
521
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,808
- We didn't earn it.
- Doesn't matter how you get
522
00:22:11,809 --> 00:22:13,710
to the dance, you
just gotta get there.
523
00:22:13,711 --> 00:22:15,378
Yeah, and then what, Sanguinet?
524
00:22:15,379 --> 00:22:16,947
- Then...
- Huh?
525
00:22:18,282 --> 00:22:20,651
Find that "fuck you" attitude.
526
00:22:22,787 --> 00:22:24,054
You went down to the Yanks.
527
00:22:24,055 --> 00:22:26,323
Took 'em seven
games, but you lost.
528
00:22:26,324 --> 00:22:27,625
You're right.
529
00:22:28,292 --> 00:22:29,460
Maybe you shouldn't be here.
530
00:22:30,094 --> 00:22:31,828
But you can't look
at the rearview
531
00:22:31,829 --> 00:22:33,964
and the road at the same time.
532
00:22:34,832 --> 00:22:37,467
You're the best team in
the history of the NOSHO.
533
00:22:37,468 --> 00:22:39,002
You're record holders.
534
00:22:39,003 --> 00:22:42,973
24 wins, zero losses.
A perfect season.
535
00:22:44,809 --> 00:22:46,110
So, you've got two options.
536
00:22:46,510 --> 00:22:48,645
You could sit around, cry
about losing to the Yanks
537
00:22:48,646 --> 00:22:49,780
in the playoffs,
538
00:22:50,514 --> 00:22:52,782
or find that "fuck you"
attitude and beat them
539
00:22:52,783 --> 00:22:54,352
on the national stage.
540
00:22:56,087 --> 00:22:59,156
Shoresy, think you can find it?
541
00:23:01,092 --> 00:23:02,259
(door opens)
542
00:23:02,827 --> 00:23:04,762
Is that the runner-ups section?
543
00:23:05,663 --> 00:23:07,397
We'll sit over here then.
544
00:23:07,398 --> 00:23:09,466
(Palmer): Pretty quiet over
there for once, Shoresy.
545
00:23:09,467 --> 00:23:11,501
(Schnurr): All right.
- Havin' a cry?
546
00:23:11,502 --> 00:23:14,037
I get it, bud. Life's
tough. Wanna talk?
547
00:23:14,038 --> 00:23:17,173
(Schnurr): Easy, fellas.
- Where's the fuckin' barmaid?
548
00:23:17,174 --> 00:23:19,476
Yeah, send the barmaid
over to the winners section
549
00:23:19,477 --> 00:23:21,512
when she's done
with the runner-ups.
550
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,282
(rhythmic rock music
playing softly)
551
00:23:28,686 --> 00:23:29,954
Runners-up.
552
00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:34,759
- What?
- Runners-up!
553
00:23:35,126 --> 00:23:37,627
- What's he sayin'?
- It's runners-up.
554
00:23:37,628 --> 00:23:41,097
Not runner-ups.
Dumb fuckin' cunts.
555
00:23:41,098 --> 00:23:43,366
Call it what you want,
bud. You're toss-ins.
556
00:23:43,367 --> 00:23:46,069
You're fuckin' extras.
- Ton o' hockey left, boys.
557
00:23:46,070 --> 00:23:47,837
Ton o' hockey left.
- Fuck you.
558
00:23:47,838 --> 00:23:49,305
- Fuck you.
- Found it.
559
00:23:49,306 --> 00:23:51,474
Shut the fuck up, Delaney,
ya fuckin' coke head.
560
00:23:51,475 --> 00:23:53,176
- What're you gonna do?
- You've done too many
561
00:23:53,177 --> 00:23:54,611
speedballs, bud.
- Piece of shit.
562
00:23:54,612 --> 00:23:55,979
Fuck you, man.
563
00:23:55,980 --> 00:23:58,047
What's that you were saying
about respect again, Miig?
564
00:23:58,048 --> 00:23:59,616
Sometimes you have to demand it.
565
00:23:59,617 --> 00:24:01,851
What're you gonna do?
You're in a sling, Goody.
566
00:24:01,852 --> 00:24:04,120
- Come here and find out.
- What are you gonna do?
567
00:24:04,121 --> 00:24:05,622
You're not gonna
fuckin' do anything.
568
00:24:05,623 --> 00:24:07,924
Won't see much fighting in
this tournament, eh, Nat?
569
00:24:07,925 --> 00:24:09,225
Let's fucking see it.
570
00:24:09,226 --> 00:24:11,194
Think we have a chance
of winning this thing?
571
00:24:11,195 --> 00:24:13,830
- They look ready to me.
- Less talk. Let's go.
572
00:24:13,831 --> 00:24:15,965
- Yeah, fucking dick.
- Are you gonna do something?
573
00:24:15,966 --> 00:24:17,935
(overlapping arguments)
- Bulldog hockey, baby.
574
00:24:18,335 --> 00:24:20,638
- Is that the Sudbury guys?
- Yeah?
575
00:24:22,206 --> 00:24:23,474
Uh-oh.
576
00:24:24,341 --> 00:24:26,310
(hip-hop music)
577
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:30,910
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