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♪ Let me show you how it's meant to be ♪
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♪ And how to make it a reality ♪
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It's so nice outside.
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- Yeah, the temperature's perfect.
- Teddy! Come here!
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I want the sun.
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Hi there. Where's your ball?
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- Here you go, sweetie.
- Thank you.
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How was Jason's dinner
last night?
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Oh, my gosh.
It was Heather yelling at Amanza,
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Amanza yelling at Heather,
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Mary yelling at Heather...
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It was a lot to keep up with.
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- I even tried to talk to Amanza.
- What happened?
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She was a hard cookie to get through to.
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But you got through.
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I got through, I did. Yeah.
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When you go into the office,
are you feeling, like, what?
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Like, happy to see her?
Like, "Hey, let's go grab lunch"?
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I wouldn't go that far.
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I'm taking these off.
Do I have marks on my nose?
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- No, you're good.
- Um, I wanted to talk to you
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- about the dinner party last night.
- What?
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Did you see me talking to Christine, like,
for a minute?
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- How'd that go?
- She was being so sweet to me.
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Like, saying, "You're doing a good job."
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Then I was like, "Fuck."
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So I just said, "You know,
I need to be honest.
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I was totally talking shit about you
a couple of days ago."
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- You did?
- 'Cause I felt bad. She's telling me
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- how proud of me she is.
- Yeah?
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I just don't understand
where her logic is.
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So, your bachelorette party...
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- Yeah?
- Do you want me to invite her?
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Uh... I don't know. Yes, let's invite her.
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I want everyone there, even Davina.
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It's my night, not Romain's.
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- You know how I am, I hate conflict.
- No, I know.
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- Me too.
- I wanna get along with everybody.
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I don't care what
those bitches think of me. I am who I am.
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- I'm gonna go in the water.
- You look great, babe.
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We're gonna have fun.
So you just show up
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being your cute pretty little self,
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and I'll take care of the rest.
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I'm gonna put a seating arrangement,
so it's gonna be Chrishell on this side.
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Davina and Christine
on this side.
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Alcohol in the middle.
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And if the boat gets rocky...
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Is that the... If the waters get rocky?
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If someone rocks the boat,
we'll just leave.
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♪ I know you like what you see ♪
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♪ I bet you heard about me ♪
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♪ Stuck in your head like a dream
I would be ♪
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♪ Just move to the beat
Feel it in my feet ♪
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♪ Dance in the street
All eyes on me ♪
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♪ 'Cause I get what I want
Get what I want ♪
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♪ Yeah, I get what I want... ♪
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She clearly knows
nothing about vegans
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because vegans do not eat egg whites.
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How dare she?
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No, come on.
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I knew vegans don't eat eggs.
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Like, what?
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It's a ridiculous question.
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I actually took a break
from eggs for one year
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because I heard that eggs
give you cellulite.
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- And what was the...
- I still have cellulite.
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I'm going back to eat eggs.
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Hello?
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Hi, it's Larsa Pippen.
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Yes. Hey, Larsa. How are you?
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I love how it's, like, open and airy.
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Just tell me there's a huge closet
in the master.
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There is a huge closet.
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- I'm excited to show you, right this way.
- Let's go.
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I just wanted to call
and say thank you so much
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for showing us the house.
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I love the house.
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Once I thought about it, I slept on it,
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I just feel like it'd be too much work
to redo the closet
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and, like, the car situation is
another problem for me.
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I understand. I...
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Um...
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I appreciate you calling though,
you know, because I...
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I did talk to Guy about maybe
doing some things,
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but there's not much I can do about
the space in the driveway, I'm sorry.
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So, I feel like maybe
if you have any other listings
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or you come across anything else you think
I'd like, you can send it to Shawn,
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- maybe we can see that.
- Absolutely.
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I'll shoot 'em over to Shawn.
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Okay, perfect. I'll see you.
Thank you so much for you time.
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Okay, nice to meet you.
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Bye.
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This listing has been sitting
on the market for a long time.
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It's a little stressful.
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I gotta sell this house really quickly
because I'm in hot water.
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Okay.
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Well...
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today's been unsuccessful.
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I'm going to run and try and beat traffic.
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- What happened?
- What happened?
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I just keep trying to sell
this Laurelwood house and...
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it's the most beautiful house
in the best area, but...
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- You're having issues with it?
- I know.
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Somebody that I thought
might be a good fit for it,
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they just called and they were like, "No."
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They're not interested?
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No, she has 12 cars.
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- There's just no--
- Twelve cars?
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Yeah, and there's no room
for that much parking.
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- So, there's nothing I can do about it.
- Not in that budget.
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All right, I'm gonna get out of here.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- If it was easy, everybody would do it.
- Right?
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It's not always easy.
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Why do you think I call it
"real e-stress"?
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♪ It's like false behavior ♪
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♪ I'm your motivator ♪
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♪ I'm your force of nature ♪
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♪ It's like false behavior ♪
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- Hello, Dear. Welcome to Yardbird.
- Hi! Thank you.
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Can I get you some wine to start?
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- Uh... Sauvignon Blanc?
- I'd love to.
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Thank you.
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- Hey.
- Hi. This place looks so good.
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- I know, I've never been here. Have you?
- No.
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So good. Smells amazing.
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I never get, like, Southern food.
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I know, me too.
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It's not, like, the most diet-friendly.
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Huh. All right...
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I don't follow a diet that much,
but you don't get it in LA.
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No, it's true. Yeah.
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So, how have you been?
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Good, just working a lot.
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I know you are too and you must be
crazy with the planning,
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and the open houses
and all that kind of stuff.
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Yeah. I know, it's been crazy.
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Your Sunset Plaza closed, right?
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- It did.
- That's awesome.
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Jason gave me a really hard time,
so I'm really glad it sold.
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And then I'm listing Doheny,
which is incredible.
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- Have you seen it?
- I have not seen it, no.
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It is my dream home, it's where...
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It's where I'm getting married.
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Right.
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Um...
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So, I-I... Obviously,
I feel bad about the whole thing.
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Yeah.
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Even though I don't...
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you know, agree with things
that were said...
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...I have to stand by my man,
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but it's not my decision on the wedding.
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You know, I'd love to just
put all that in the past
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without any awkwardness or anything.
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- Pardon me, ladies.
- Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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- Wow, this looks so fancy.
- Yeah.
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Hmm.
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Okay, so...
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Um...
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Uh... I wanted to talk to you about,
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um... maybe inviting you
to my bachelorette party.
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Um, we're gonna do a girls,
you know, thing
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and then a guy's thing somewhere close,
or at the same kind of venue,
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and then come together at the end,
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and just, like, have fun as a group.
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So, I would love for you to be there.
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Um...
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Why would she invite me
to the bachelorette party
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and then not the wedding?
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Like, I'm struggling here.
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Maybe it's a political move because
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she's trying to keep the peace
at the office and doesn't want
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repercussions from the other girls,
I really don't know.
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Well, I'm not sure
I feel entirely comfortable.
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Mostly because Romain,
I mean, he seemed so angry and...
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I don't want to interfere at all,
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so I think maybe it's, like, better
if I'm not there, you know?
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He's passionate about why he's,
like, offended,
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but now he's said what he has to say,
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he doesn't want you at the wedding,
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but I told him I wanted to invite you
to my bachelorette party
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and he's cool with it.
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I'm really hoping that by inviting Davina
to my bachelorette party
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that this will be the first step in
to repairing the damage that's been done.
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I don't want any more drama.
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- I don't either.
- It just seems like so much has happened.
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I'm hoping everyone can kind of coexist
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and get back on a good page again.
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So, I would love it if you were there.
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- Thank you.
- Um, the invitation is open.
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I'll definitely think about it.
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Okay.
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All right, so...
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Welcome to this beautiful tear-down.
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- Not tear-down, fixer-upper.
- Uh-huh.
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- It looks like a fixer-upper for sure.
- Right.
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- Yeah, this is...
- By the way, I like how we match today.
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Somebody got the memo.
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We're synced.
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I feel already a lot of pressure
to find a buyer for my co-list with Brett.
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It's the first time I'm doing it.
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So, I've known Aaron
for a couple of years now.
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He's an experienced developer.
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I really hope he is going to recognize
the potential in this house
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and make a move on it.
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I looked at this project
probably two years ago.
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Honestly, like, nothing has changed,
it looks exactly the same.
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And at that time,
there were no permits, no nothing,
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and I just didn't want
to take up that time
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spending, you know, a year and a half
to get on the market for a permit.
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Yeah, now the permits
are all approved.
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Construction can start right away.
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Actually, I want to show you
a picture of the rendering.
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So, you have north
of 3,000 square feet, all permitted.
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We're talking about three bedrooms,
five baths,
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but you are the developer,
you can buy this
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and put your own style into it.
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Perfect. I think it's going
to cost between 1.3 and 1.5 to finish.
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I know the listing price on it currently,
it's too much money.
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You know, I think it needs
to be in the 2.3
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to 2.4 range to get a deal done.
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- Yeah.
- To make sure that the profit
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I want to realize
in this thing is realized.
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I have to check up with Brett to see
where his clients stand.
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Hopefully, our offer will be
very competitive and aggressive enough
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to make the deal happen.
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Let's that be our starting point
and see where it goes.
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- I don't want to pay a lot more than that.
- We can always try.
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- Let's make it happen.
- Thank you for showing me the house.
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- No problem.
- I'm excited. All right, let me know.
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Yes.
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Next time, I'll tell you what I'm wearing
so we can match again.
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Oh! I like it.
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♪ Fame and glory
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♪ One's my middle name
One is driving me insane ♪
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♪ I'm untouchable ♪
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♪ Kiss me baby,
I got something maybe you want ♪
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♪ Poison ivy
I'm a little pricey for ya ♪
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♪ Kiss me, baby... ♪
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I'm excited to be in Los Feliz,
checking out a different part of town.
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I'm like, "Where is Los Feliz?"
I don't even know.
243
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,569
We made the long drive of 30 minutes to go
244
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,365
over to Los Feliz.
245
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,988
We are here looking
at this place for a client of mine.
246
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:04,124
And, you know, it's good to get out there
and see other areas
247
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:07,205
and, um, kind of know what's out there
for our clients.
248
00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,791
Are us three
taking over Los Feliz area?
249
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,087
Sure, let's do it.
250
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,170
I like that.
251
00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:14,554
Los Fe -liz... Los Fe -liz?
252
00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:16,509
Los Fe -liz.
253
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,045
Los Feliz is a community, um...
254
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,098
I can't even get it out.
255
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,518
- Hello. Oh, hi!
- Hello.
256
00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:26,936
- This is gorgeous.
- Hi.
257
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,099
Hi, I'm Heather.
258
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,147
- Suzanna, with PLG Estates.
- This is pretty.
259
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:31,901
How are you? Christine.
260
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:34,896
- Hi, Christine. Nice meeting you.
- Hi, so nice to meet you.
261
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,735
- Love it.
- Wow, this is so beautiful.
262
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,662
We are new to Los Feliz.
263
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,200
Tell us about the house.
264
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,203
So this is a four bedroom,
four bathroom,
265
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,495
- about 3,000 square feet home.
- Good.
266
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:47,289
The house is 2.84.
267
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,713
Great, we'll take a look around.
268
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,042
- Yeah, check it out.
- Thank you.
269
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,667
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
270
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:55,173
- Go in here?
- Okay, it's a bit tight.
271
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,628
- Oh, okay.
- It's like a little tunnel for Jason.
272
00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,798
Quite an interesting tunnel.
273
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,715
The perfect house for Brett and Jason.
274
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,764
This is pretty, though.
275
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,018
- Yeah, this is nice.
- I like the backsplash.
276
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,390
I like the backsplash a lot.
277
00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,767
- It's very chic, huh?
- Very sparkly.
278
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,305
Nice colors.
279
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,112
I feel like
it's a little overpriced, though.
280
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:18,572
- I think it's overpriced, too.
- Think about my listing in West Hollywood.
281
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:21,284
It's 3,000 square feet,
which is the same square footage...
282
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:22,575
- North of Sunset.
- ...which is 2.8.
283
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:24,118
- This should be 2.4.
- Exactly.
284
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:25,951
- It should be 2.4.
- Yeah.
285
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,406
- Yeah.
- That's the thing, right?
286
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,366
I think, like, it's good to see this area.
287
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,327
- We're not used to this.
- So we know. Yeah.
288
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,497
It's definitely a little far
for our liking, but...
289
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,417
You think these are okay to eat?
Are they, like, staged food?
290
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,006
No, I think it's real.
291
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,091
Okay, it's real.
292
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,386
This is a good idea though,
to put fresh fruit out for open houses.
293
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:46,184
In Chinese culture,
it's actually good luck.
294
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,475
- Fruit?
- Mm-hmm. In open houses.
295
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,269
- And number eight.
- In a bowl, yeah.
296
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,022
- Why don't we do this?
- I do.
297
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,274
Yeah.
298
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,775
- A little bonus area up there.
- That's cute. I like the--
299
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,318
I like the landscaping in general.
300
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,647
I like how we're up here,
this is really gorgeous.
301
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,657
Yeah, this is cool.
It's so cute.
302
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:04,199
Let's check out the master in there.
303
00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:06,988
Look at her, she's, like,
climbing down a ladder.
304
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:08,787
- I have to be careful.
- Do you need help?
305
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:09,961
- No, I got it.
- Careful.
306
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,169
It is spider-webby.
307
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,999
- You can see your ass.
- I think you should come... Thank you.
308
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,423
Yeah, I sure can.
309
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,255
Um...
310
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,670
That's kind of awkward.
311
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,890
Oh, I like it. I like it.
312
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,598
So is this the master
or is this a guestroom?
313
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,273
It's a little small for a master.
314
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,852
It does, doesn't it?
315
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,897
I really like this view of the mountains.
316
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,820
What mountains are those? Where are we?
317
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:38,784
- Nevada.
- San Gabriel?
318
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:44,203
By the way, guys.
Mary invited me to her bachelorette party.
319
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:45,991
- Should I go because--
- Yes.
320
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,905
You're going.
I'm not taking no for an answer.
321
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,163
Honestly, it's gonna look worse
if you don't come.
322
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,456
At least you can show,
like, that you're trying.
323
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:53,961
You know, it'll make you look good.
324
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:57,171
Okay, I'm gonna go. I'm just glad
you guys are going to be there.
325
00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:00,133
I'm just so tired of everybody
shit-talking all the time.
326
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,094
Constantly. They can't, like,
move on, you know?
327
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,474
I just feel like I'm really sick
of everyone talking
328
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,892
- about everyone else's relationships.
- Yeah.
329
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,391
Like, talking about me and Tarek,
and you and Christian...
330
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,559
Me and Christian? What do you mean?
331
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,692
Well, like, Mary and Chrishell
332
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,229
were questioning you
and Christian's relationship.
333
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,573
- Like, how you guys met and--
- What?
334
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:20,568
- What were they saying?
- I don't remember who said what.
335
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,861
Uh, and they were like, "Well,
wasn't he dating someone right before?"
336
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,316
They were suggesting
I was, like, the other woman?
337
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,659
Yeah, there was some type of, like,
overlap...
338
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,622
- First of all, that's not true.
- Oh, my God.
339
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,373
Second of all,
that's a really strong accusation to make
340
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:34,915
about someone's relationship.
341
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,499
This isn't someone that I'm dating,
342
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,344
this is someone I'm getting married to.
343
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:42,799
So, it's insulting to him as a man,
and it's insulting to us as a couple.
344
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,472
- Do you remember who said it?
- No.
345
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,970
I don't remember, I'm sorry.
I don't know who said what.
346
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,762
I seriously cannot remember who said what.
347
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,847
I'm gonna at least tell Christine
what I do remember.
348
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,353
Because if she found out
that I knew something
349
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,266
and I was there for that conversation
and I didn't say anything...
350
00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:02,145
Ooft! I do not want to get on the bad side
of Christine, absolutely not.
351
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,784
What did you say?
You just were, like, uncomfortable...
352
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,412
- I don't remember what I said.
- Was Maya there?
353
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:07,658
It was just us three girls.
354
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,370
Mary, Chrishell and me,
355
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,120
we were looking at
the 43 million dollar house.
356
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,832
It's okay, at the end of the day,
it was one of those two girls,
357
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,544
I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.
It's really pissed me off.
358
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,745
No, let's figure it out
because I'm upset for you.
359
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:22,455
I'd be pissed off if someone was saying
that my fiance was--
360
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:23,666
- It's pretty shitty.
- Yeah.
361
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,086
Well, let's get out of here.
362
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,260
♪ Y'all ready now
I'm making my move ♪
363
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:34,221
♪ Can't hold me down ♪
364
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:38,557
♪ I'm never gonna stop
Until I'm on top ♪
365
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,976
♪ I'm making moves ♪
366
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,685
On Sunday, I did the open house
for my Stanley listing
367
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:46,527
and I locked myself out.
368
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,572
- Oh, man.
- It happens to the best of us,
369
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:49,816
we all lock ourselves out.
370
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:53,657
I even called Mary and I was like,
"Listen, do I have permission
371
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,294
to try to break in to the kitchen window?"
372
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,252
She was like,
"Do it, just don't break the screens."
373
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,502
So I'm like, out there, like, in my skirt,
374
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,884
- moving it, like...
- Oh, my God.
375
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,251
I pop the screen out, I'm filthy dirty.
376
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,545
- Maya, I saw you offer on 1450.
- You got my email?
377
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,013
Yeah, why don't you come over
and we'll discuss it.
378
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:16,517
So, Aaron, he's really hot
on that project,
379
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,060
but he did mention,
"Look, the numbers are a bit tight.
380
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,114
Let's do 2.4 as my starting point."
381
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:25,819
So, I do think we have some
wiggle room, but not a lot.
382
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,571
You're gonna need wiggle room.
383
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,913
But here's the thing, it's all cash.
384
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,909
It's 30 days close
and 10 days contingency.
385
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,991
- Mm-hmm.
- So, it's a very quick close.
386
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,446
I'm fine with the terms, I imagine
my client will be fine with the terms.
387
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,867
- Can you be fine with the price?
- No, absolutely not.
388
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,496
That offer is way too low.
389
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:41,962
- It just is.
- It's a starting point.
390
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:44,672
I'm just thinking,
your client is obviously overseas,
391
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:47,383
so maybe there's
a little bit more motivation on the price?
392
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:49,434
No, there is. He's highly motivated.
393
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:52,803
But this offer isn't going to cut it.
I think you know that. I hope you do.
394
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:57,022
So, are you gonna call your client now
and just at least present my offer
395
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,639
and see what he says?
396
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,886
- I will, yeah.
- Because legally, you have to present it.
397
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,648
I'm going to present it,
it's not that bad.
398
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,478
Can you tell him to take it and...
399
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,986
I wouldn't let him take it,
but he wouldn't anyway.
400
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,107
So tough, Brett.
401
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:14,530
Brett is a really nice guy,
but he's a tough negotiator.
402
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:16,366
I really want to close on the deal.
403
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,412
So, I'm a little bit nervous.
404
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,411
Hey Fred, comma.
405
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:23,712
We got an offer of 2.4 million.
406
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,962
Let me know what you think ASAP.
407
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,205
Period. Thanks. Period.
408
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,005
Hey, Aaron.
409
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,551
I just got my period. Period.
I'm kidding.
410
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:34,603
- I don't know how to do that voice thing.
- No, you don't voice-text?
411
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,008
I don't do that voice.
My accent is gonna mess up everything.
412
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,137
- So I'm gonna text him.
- Okay.
413
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,859
Okay, he just got back to me. 2.625.
414
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,688
So he came down 75 grand.
415
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:50,111
I mean, it's not aggressive,
but hey, it's something.
416
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,281
Let me call him.
417
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,197
So 2.625.
418
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,369
He's gotta get really close to that.
419
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,498
Hey Aaron, it's Maya.
420
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,002
Hey, what's happening?
421
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,963
All right,
so the good news is we got a counter.
422
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:11,585
The seller came back at 2.625.
423
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,591
So, he did come down 75,000.
424
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:16,295
Oh...
425
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,556
That's definitely not where we want to be.
426
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,429
- Our offer was 2.4, right?
- 2.4, yeah.
427
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,937
I feel already a lot of pressure
to perform, co-listing with Brett.
428
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,810
It's the first time I'm doing it.
429
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:31,147
This better be a good counter offer,
otherwise the sale is not going to happen.
430
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:34,395
So, let me just talk to Brett
and hopefully we can make this happen.
431
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,448
Thank you very much, Maya.
I really appreciate it.
432
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,412
Okay, cool.
433
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,162
Bye, thanks.
434
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,372
All right, so he got pretty close...
435
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,754
2.575.
436
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:47,001
You should work your client
because it's a great offer.
437
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,924
- I mean--
- Not great, but it's reasonable.
438
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:51,002
You know, it's close.
439
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,918
If he's reasonable, he should take it.
440
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:55,466
- But, I'm just saying.
- All right, let me reach out.
441
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,891
All right, I'll know in a minute.
442
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,481
- It's a good one.
- We're good.
443
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,561
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
444
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:08,864
Opening escrow...
445
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,689
Good job. I'm gonna draft it up right now.
446
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,034
So look, one more thing.
447
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:15,199
If the project is done, you know, like,
16 months from now,
448
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,819
when you're nice to me,
maybe I'll bring you on the listing.
449
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,826
Ooh, I like this role-reversal.
450
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,624
I'll be nice.
451
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,872
- Good job.
- Nice. Thank you. Thank you.
452
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,874
I'll send it to you
for signature right now.
453
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:26,956
How'd that go?
454
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,880
I'm opening an escrow with Brett.
I mean, wish me luck.
455
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,300
- Awesome.
- Congratulations.
456
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:32,378
Thank you, thank you.
457
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:41,012
- This is so exciting.
- I know!
458
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:43,386
I know Amanza's got
a few things up her sleeve.
459
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:44,603
Oh, I'm sure.
460
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:48,810
♪ Who wants to get a little taste?
Taste of what we got ♪
461
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,484
♪ Gonna make 'em wanna stay ♪
462
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,862
Housekeeping is gonna love this.
463
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,402
♪ No, we ain't gonna stop ♪
464
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,605
♪ Right here, right now... ♪
465
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:58,526
Yay!
466
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,244
Happy Bachelorette Party!
467
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,275
Oh, my God.
468
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,080
Pick a color, Mary.
469
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,541
What color penis
do you want to suck tonight?
470
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,956
You have white,
so let's just see what else.
471
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:10,962
Pretty.
472
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,133
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
473
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,801
There's something red
coming out of my penis.
474
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,969
Yours too? Oh, no.
475
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,760
Yours has worse.
Yours is internal.
476
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:23,223
You cannot have a bachelorette party
without the cheesy sash.
477
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,465
I feel like I should be
walking around like this.
478
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,977
- Oh, that's cute.
- Beautiful.
479
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,309
Fun is here.
480
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,523
- Yay!
- Oh, my God, you have a sash.
481
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,194
Hey!
482
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,436
Tonight's gonna be interesting.
483
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:38,106
I'm glad that Davina's coming.
484
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,155
I think that's a very strong move
on her part.
485
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,319
At least, she's showing she's trying.
And if anything goes down,
486
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,447
at least I know
she'll be my wingwoman.
487
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,004
Uh...
488
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,618
- Okay.
- Oh, here we go.
489
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,382
Hey!
490
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:57,091
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you. You do too.
491
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,592
- That's later.
- Thank you.
492
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,014
Wow, look how fancy this looks.
493
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:04,513
Can we do a toast so I can actually
drink out of my penis straw, please?
494
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,006
Cheers!
495
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,428
So sweet.
496
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:10,556
- Congrats, Mary.
- Cheers, Mary. Yes. Congrats.
497
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,608
Wow, Christine.
498
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,979
Mary, like,
my nanny's clock is ticking
499
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,146
so unfortunately, to the club,
I cannot make it.
500
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,565
I know, I'm so sorry, but...
501
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,614
Well, what are we playing?
What games did we bring?
502
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,068
Truth or Dare over here.
503
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,407
I'm terrified.
504
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:26,986
Okay, it's Maya's.
505
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:32,124
"What was your most cringeworthy
sexual experience?"
506
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,384
Here's the truth.
You go down on a guy, right?
507
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,841
You pretend you love it,
but honestly it tastes like shit.
508
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,842
It's always gonna...
509
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:45,175
It doesn't taste like orange juice, so...
510
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,432
- I think it's cringe.
- Keep your ears closed.
511
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:51,268
"Have you ever peed in
a ridiculously public place?" Yes.
512
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,311
- Haven't we all though?
- Where?
513
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:54,975
I went to Diddy's, like, party,
514
00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:58,573
and, like, everyone was there.
Jay-Z, Beyoncé, the Kardashians.
515
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,440
Everyone was there and I was so drunk.
516
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:01,527
And leaving,
517
00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:06,161
I couldn't hold it, so I squatted down,
and my girlfriends, like, held me up
518
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,741
and I just peed.
I have pictures of it too.
519
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,746
That is so...
520
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,078
I had no underwear on,
521
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,923
and, like, my girlfriends took a picture,
so it's full out. Yeah.
522
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:14,879
Yeah.
523
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,417
I was not expecting to hear that
524
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,962
because you are like--
You barely even drink now.
525
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,967
I'm a fun drunk. I'm wild.
526
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,049
Good, this is a bachelorette party.
527
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,144
I wanna see it!
528
00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:27,348
The best answer so far of the night.
529
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,059
- Cheers.
- Yep. You--
530
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,849
"What are you top three
deal-breakers in a relationship?"
531
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,693
My deal-breaker would be,
yeah, if they were a cheater...
532
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,100
Totally, liars.
533
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,645
- Jealousy, is a good one...
- Jealousy!
534
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,982
Especially with, like, with our situation.
535
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,938
- Yeah, that's a good one.
- Because with Jason...
536
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,028
You have to deal with it.
You have to understand.
537
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:47,823
We're friends, he's gonna be there,
he's one of my best friends, my boss,
538
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,698
I talk to him all day, everyday.
539
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,945
Would this be a deal-breaker for anyone?
540
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,457
Yes, it would be.
541
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,077
Oh, yeah. That's a good one.
542
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:57,375
Yeah.
543
00:22:58,001 --> 00:22:59,001
Thanks, babe.
544
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:00,996
- Whoa.
- I would like--
545
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:02,668
Oh, Jesus Christ.
546
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,716
- What?
- What is it, I can't read.
547
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,390
No!
548
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:07,968
No!
549
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,637
What does it say?
550
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:11,308
Do it now.
551
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,930
I can't even say that. right?
552
00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:14,056
You have to.
553
00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:16,772
Describe your first sexual experience.
554
00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:18,483
My high school boyfriend.
555
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:19,903
First time I had sex.
556
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:24,361
Not only did I get teased, like... uh...
557
00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:26,284
- She had a baby.
- There was like-- There was a...
558
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,663
The first time you had sex,
you got pregnant?
559
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,780
- Yes.
- Oh, my God.
560
00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:32,367
Which is why I've got an IUD.
561
00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:35,372
An IUD-- I was like--
I was thinking a DUI.
562
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:39,077
Everyone in the office,
including Brett and Jason,
563
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,037
who would you eff, marry, and kill?
564
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,458
I would fuck Heather,
I would marry Davina--
565
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:44,377
Why?
566
00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:46,934
Because you're a loyal bitch
and then I would kill...
567
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:49,761
You can kill me. It's fine.
568
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:52,965
- I was waiting for Chrishell's name.
- No, I wouldn't kill a girl.
569
00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:54,346
I'd kill Jason, fuck it.
570
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,313
Give me a better split, Jason.
571
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:57,773
I just got a text from my nanny.
572
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,193
Braker got bit?
573
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,731
- By, like, a spider or something.
- Uh-oh.
574
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,185
She's taking him to the Urgent Care.
575
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,185
- Oh, go.
- Guys...
576
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,697
I feel like I've done my job here.
577
00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:09,159
Everybody's getting along.
578
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,279
- I love you guys. I gotta go.
- Bye, Amanza.
579
00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:12,776
- Have fun.
- Bye, Amanza.
580
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:17,158
I think it's probably best to put my kids
before drinking with the girls,
581
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:21,957
when my son's at the ER
with a possible venomous bite on his ear.
582
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:24,253
I really think that's probably
the right thing to do.
583
00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:25,587
Obviously.
584
00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:27,842
I got a spider bite in my vagina
in Indonesia.
585
00:24:27,924 --> 00:24:29,804
- Who gets a spider bite in their vagina?
- I did.
586
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:32,215
That's why you wear panties
when you're in fucking hotel rooms.
587
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,814
Sure,
that's what he was called, a "spider".
588
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:38,137
- Sure...
- No, it was.
589
00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:39,056
It was.
590
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:42,814
The only time I looked at my vagina
was months after I had my baby.
591
00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:45,358
- No, not the only time.
- I look at it all the time.
592
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,572
I'm like this,
I, like, drop shit over a mirror,
593
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:50,322
I'm like, "Yes, what the fuck
is going on down there?"
594
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:52,367
- Oh, my God!
- You don't do that?
595
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:55,039
I'm like, "Yes! You got this shit."
596
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,697
Everyone knows about the pussy pat.
597
00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:58,996
I've never done a pussy pat like that.
598
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,038
Oh, my God!
599
00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:04,246
- Nicole!
- Hi, pretty girl.
600
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,586
- I love you. Oh, my God.
- Sorry, it took me so long to get here.
601
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,011
Okay, I gotta ask you, hold on.
602
00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:10,549
You ever look at a mirror and be,
"That's my pussy, fuck yeah."
603
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:11,644
You look at it, right?
604
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,682
That's a no.
605
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,563
I mean, I don't, like, not look at it.
But I don't look at it.
606
00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:20,021
But I think, like, more
not looking at it I think--I have an idea.
607
00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:21,271
Since Maya can't drink,
608
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:25,573
how about, we have to take a shot
out of Maya's boobs?
609
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,646
- Yeah, I don't have milk anymore.
- At least let her--
610
00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:30,074
Not the milk! Oh, my God.
611
00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:32,783
- Maya. Maya.
- I thought you wanted to...
612
00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:34,074
- That's not what I meant!
- Chrishell,
613
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:36,117
I thought you were talking about milk.
I was like, "Wow, Chrishell..."
614
00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:40,503
No, Christine.
Christine has better boobs than mine.
615
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:42,250
- Oh, my God.
- What are you supposed to do?
616
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:45,632
- No, she has better boobs.
- This suit's couture!
617
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,250
I don't think so.
618
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:48,627
Nicole, then.
619
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:49,763
- Nicole.
- Yes.
620
00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:52,009
I feel like I'm gonna fuck this up!
621
00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:53,592
- You got it.
- Okay.
622
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,387
- You got it. You got it.
- Take it.
623
00:25:57,472 --> 00:26:00,562
Yes!
624
00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:01,852
That was really impressive.
625
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,265
That was so impressive.
626
00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:05,273
It's been fun, guys,
but we have to go to the bar.
627
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:06,815
Next venue, guys.
628
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,858
- Down the hall.
- That was wild.
629
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,741
Down here.
630
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,819
♪ I'm immaculate
Stare at it ♪
631
00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:14,864
♪ I'm immaculate
Stare at it ♪
632
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,407
♪ Go ahead and stare at it ♪
633
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:19,492
♪ Stare at it
Why not ♪
634
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,078
♪ I know what you like and I got it ♪
635
00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:26,083
♪ I know what you like and I got it ♪
636
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:28,247
♪ I know what you like
And you like it like this ♪
637
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:36,093
Woo!
638
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:43,234
♪ I know what you like and I got it ♪
639
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:44,480
♪ I got it ♪
640
00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:45,771
♪ I got it ♪
641
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:47,308
Mmm.
642
00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:50,398
Hi, babe!
643
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,320
Cheers!
644
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,070
Woo-hoo!
645
00:26:58,158 --> 00:26:59,828
- I love you.
- I love you.
646
00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:01,539
- I love you more.
- No.
647
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,000
I'm still trying to remember
who talked about you.
648
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,290
Have you asked anyone about it?
Or have you--
649
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:09,134
No, but I mean,
the conversation needs to be had.
650
00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:12,710
Like, that's none
of your fucking business.
651
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,717
- Why not just come to you?
- Why not just come to me.
652
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:17,299
Why not just ask
the person that it's about?
653
00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:19,005
Because that'd mean you'd
have to have one face.
654
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:23,426
- Are they fighting?
- Mm-mm.
655
00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:24,926
Also, you're not my friend
656
00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:27,018
if you're, like,
questioning my relationship.
657
00:27:27,103 --> 00:27:28,943
- That's just, like, number one.
- Wait...
658
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:33,031
I kind of overheard you guys a little bit,
so I just wanna clear the air.
659
00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:35,109
Like, I heard something
660
00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:36,818
that was said.
661
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:41,237
And that there was an overlap,
and I didn't know what that meant.
662
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:44,746
I just wanna clear something up because
I was sitting with Mary and Heather,
663
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:49,125
and then somebody said,
and I don't really even truly remember...
664
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:50,879
Did you say it? I don't even know.
665
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,340
Yeah, I just wanna know
who said that though.
666
00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:55,761
- Maybe Mary?
- I don't know, I don't remember,
667
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,010
it doesn't matter.
668
00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:59,802
But it does matter who said it though.
669
00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:02,466
because someone's, like,
saying things about my relationship,
670
00:28:02,555 --> 00:28:03,965
like, obviously I want to know.
671
00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,927
And I would hope that person
would come to me.
672
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,271
So, like,
I would love to know who said that.
673
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:12,613
Jason! Jason!
Can Mary come over here for a second?
674
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:15,066
We just have to clear
the air about who said this.
675
00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:17,901
We just don't want to, like, kill her vibe
676
00:28:17,987 --> 00:28:19,817
of her bachelorette party.
677
00:28:19,906 --> 00:28:22,236
As long as it, like, stays clean, right?
678
00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:25,245
- Because I don't to, like, get messy.
- I just want to know.
679
00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:28,963
What?
680
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:33,463
Okay, this is just one of those things
we're gonna clear up real quick.
681
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:36,967
Nothing drama. Nothing bad.
682
00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:39,628
Oh, gosh, Mary's-- Mary's face!
683
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:42,598
Can I remind you
this is a fun night, everybody?
684
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:46,059
I wanna have this conversation
before any side conversations go on.
685
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:47,426
Okay, let's do it.
686
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:50,442
So there was a comment
that was apparently made
687
00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:53,400
about Christian being a cheater
or an overlap...
688
00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:56,066
and my relationship was being questioned.
689
00:28:56,776 --> 00:28:57,736
That's all I heard,
690
00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:00,156
was the word "overlap" was used.
691
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:02,870
An overlap? I said that.
692
00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:04,616
"There was an overlap."
693
00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:09,084
Like...
694
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:11,174
I didn't know, so when people asked,
695
00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:13,249
I said, "I don't know."
I haven't talked to you enough.
696
00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:14,634
- Okay, yeah.
- So...
697
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:17,420
- Is everything fine?
- Yeah.
698
00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:18,915
Everything is not fine right now.
699
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:21,547
I'm trying to be as cool
as a mother fucking cucumber
700
00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:23,304
in a goddamn grocery store.
701
00:29:30,226 --> 00:29:32,056
That's pretty dope.
That's pretty dope.
702
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:33,185
That's so dope.
703
00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:36,981
You don't look satisfied.
704
00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:39,736
- I don't know.
- Romain.
705
00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:42,569
You're making things, like, really
awkward right now. Could you maybe...
706
00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:46,827
That's the last thing
I expected anyone to say.
707
00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:49,195
Especially that person.
708
00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:56,542
Mary! Mary!
709
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:57,998
Mary! Mary!
710
00:29:58,087 --> 00:29:59,757
Oh, my God,
what am I supposed to do?
711
00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:04,184
Woo!
712
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:08,640
No. I mean, it's just fucking Mary.
I don't know.
713
00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:13,943
♪ If you tango with the darkness
It'll steal your light ♪
714
00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:15,774
Mary! Mary!
715
00:30:15,855 --> 00:30:23,105
♪ If you tango with the darkness
It'll steal your light ♪
716
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:31,703
♪ Round and round
Until your body is too weak to fight ♪
717
00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:39,503
♪ So you made a deal
To dance with the devil ♪
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