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Wow, this is so pretty.

Honey, I'm home.

Oh my gosh.

That's where I would want to do the ceremony.

- Yes. - Right?

Yeah, on that beach.

I've been having a terrible time booking a wedding venue,

but this other agent, Shawn,

offered me a 35 million dollar house in Malibu.

So if I get this, it's going to be epic.

Shawn?

I gotta call you back.

- Hi, Mary. Good to see you. - Good to see you.

Oh. Mwah.

So I brought reinforcements,

'cause we're making it be here.

- Thank you for having us. - My pleasure.

A lot of people in LA have second homes.

The owners of this Malibu house don't fully occupy it.

So Shawn is definitely doing me a favor

by talking to his clients and getting this as my wedding venue.

Plus, they're willing to work within my budget. Thank God.

It is such a weight off my shoulders.

- Oh. - I just saw a dolphin.

- Did you? - Did you seriously?

You said that, that you see them sometimes.

- The wildlife here is crazy. - Gorgeous.

Let me take you on a tour of this house, I want you to see all of it.

This is the main living area.

This outside area, I mean, you could have cocktail hour out here.

Ooh, yeah, that'd be nice.

Girls, oh my god, can you imagine?

Everyone standing around like...

- Come this way. - Alright.

- It just keeps going. - I know.

- There's so much potential. - Oh, it wraps around.

How beautiful is this?

- Yes. - Wow.

This would be such a gorgeous spot for the reception, you're right.

A hundred percent, and you have great neighbors.

You've got Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Yeah?

Best of all, you've got Lady Gaga up there.

I mean... I gotta take this call.

Enjoy the property a little bit.

I'll pick up with you guys and show you the beach.

- Okay. - Thank you.

The thing is, I wanted the destination wedding so much and that's just like...

Logistically, it's not going to happen.

So this is like, I feel like I'm on vacation right now.

- Exactly. - Me too.

I think so, too. That's exactly how ours was.

Because it was in Malibu,

it was like a destination without it needing to be destination.

I got married in Indiana and...

...it wasn't very romantic that weekend, remember?

Oh my god!

I really do not want to talk about Amanza's wedding.

Mary got food poisoning the night before.

She had eaten something sus in Indiana,

and she had to leave, like, I think halfway through the reception.

She was like shitting and throwing her brains out.

Too bad we don't have something to cheers your new wedding venue now.

We'll have to save it for when you're getting hitched.

Yes, oh my god.

Now we just got to get your dress.

The guest list, how's that coming along?

I talked to Romain last night.

- He's still adamant. - He's not budging.

But I'm not gonna let Davina come between us.

You know, we're getting married, we're happy.

I just think, like, rip it off like a Band-Aid and tell her

because it's going to make it much better once you

just get that stress off your plate.

Couldn't she just come?

You wouldn't even see her, this place is so big.

You could just stick her up on one of the balconies,

and give her some binoculars.

Put her in time out over there.

Time out!

This fight with Davina is causing so much strain on my relationship.

I cannot wait for this wedding to be over, where I can just

settle down and and go back to selling real estate.

♪ You chewed me up Took me for granted ♪

♪ You couldn't see what I could do ♪

♪ I'm a fighter And I'm feeling you ♪

♪ With some love to prove ♪

♪ Coming back, I'm giving back And I'm stronger ♪

♪ No, I won't give in ♪

♪ So much confidence ♪

♪ Coming back... ♪

I'm so excited to show you this house.

- Oh, yeah. - Looks good.

Hello!

Hey, guys.

- Come on in. - I want you to meet my clients.

- This is Max and Sepi. - Hi, how are you. Pleasure to meet you.

Hi, I'm Max. Nice to meet you.

They've been looking for a family-friendly home.

I hope this is the one.

Okay, this house is just under 6,400 square feet,

so there's lots of space.

Huge master, lots of bedrooms, five in total.

- And you have a yard. - Yes!

- Amazing. - Great.

Look around, let her know if you have any questions.

- Awesome, thank you. - Absolutely.

Gorgeous house.

- I know, it's really pretty, right? - A house of this size,

it's so hard to come by.

- Nice guest bedroom. - Mm-hmm.

The only thing I'm worried about is the levels with small kids.

We'd have to put a gate for the kids.

Yeah.

Oh, and the dog barking.

I noticed that.

Can you imagine losing a deal because of that?

I've lost deals 'cause of stupider shit.

I can't believe I might miss out on selling this house

because of the neighbor's dog, it won't stop barking.

So, what did you guys think?

You love it?

It's cool. Decent size, too.

Do you guys want to see the outside where you'd be laying with the kids?

Let me show you.

See how much green we have.

Look at the view, Max.

- That's perfect for you. - There you go.

The Valley views is...

That's like comparing...

...Coors Light to Dom Pérignon, it's just like... It's totally different.

Artificial grass,

so you don't have to worry, it's always going to look perfect.

I love that.

You've got these pockets completely open

so you've got the indoor-outdoor feel.

This could be an extension of your living room basically.

It's really nice.

Thank you so much for showing us.

- Sure, thank you for coming. - Nice to meet you.

Thank you for your time.

- Thank you guys. - You guys love it?

I love it for you. Honestly, I really really really do.

I think it's great.

I haven't been getting as many calls on this house as I expected.

So, I'm really hoping that Christine's clients are going to think it's perfect

because, honestly, I do think it'd be really perfect for them.

I feel like they liked the house.

- I know, that's exciting. - I think they liked it.

This is the first property I've showed them that

they were like, "Oh my god, it has a yard."

That's exciting.

Fingers crossed, I really want to sell this now.

I mean, can you believe us working together after last year?

- We have to make this happen. - That would be amazing.

I'm not gonna lie.

Chrishell and I definitely started off on the wrong foot,

but her and I are headed in the right direction.

We both can respect the value of a dollar.

- For sure! - The value of a check cashing.

I mean, speaking of checks cashing,

I am like out of my mind trying to plan

the engagement party and everything. I'm so stressed.

- My gosh, what are you doing? - I'm not, my party planner's stressed.

Someone's stressed. I don't know. Somewhere down the line,

someone's stressed about something.

I didn't plan mine 'cause I feel like it's too stressful.

I feel like the stressful part is finding the guy,

throwing the party for the guy should be the fun part.

So I think you should delegate it to someone else to do.

That's why I feel bad for Mary because she's so stressed out.

I know, she's planning everything on her own.

Well, it's gotta be tough, because

it's obviously super expensive

and it's probably stress on both of them, and I think that's why

Romain is so sensitive about Davina coming

because she made that comment about her paying for everything.

I did not see that coming.

- I didn't know he had that in him. - No, I didn't.

Like, no way.

I don't want Davina to come to my wedding.

It's done.

He's always just so happy-go-lucky.

- What are you doing? - "No!"

Watch someone come in while you're doing this.

- She doesn't come with the house. - "Davina not coming to my wedding."

I was like, "What?"

Me and Maya are like, "What'd you say?"

"Davina!"

We're like, "What is he talking about?"

Oh my God.

Do you even know what you're gonna do?

So in my mind, picture like Britney Spears's "Boys" music video.

Okay.

With the LED lights and the table and the zebras...

- Okay. - Anyway, I wanna do it like that.

Are you going to have any kind of zebra skin at your... Please do not.

- What are you talking about? - You always have furs.

You can't have a zebra and also have zebra skin.

The zebras are just hanging out.

I feel like you're the kind of person that would feed chicken to a chicken.

- Tell me I'm wrong. - The zebra got paid though.

Oh my God.

He took the check to Bank of America.

I don't think a zebra really wants...

He has a checking and savings account, a Roth IRA and a CD.

Okay? That zebra is rolling in the dough, literally.

Christian doesn't have any idea what I'm spending on this.

Did he give you any kind of guidelines?

Just, "Put it on the tab." There you go.

Christian likes to buy me gifts, that's his thing.

So it works out perfect.

We don't really talk about money,

but if I want something, I have been known to go in his wallet,

get out his American Express, click to take a picture,

send it to the salesperson.

He has some alerts on his phone.

So I have my Louis Vuitton representative on speed dial,

so when he's sleeping...

I'll have her buy a purse

and then I'll delete the notification while he's sleeping.

I don't know, some call it fraud, I call it love.

Whatever.

Well, I'm sure it'll be beautiful.

So, you're gonna come, right?

It'll be really fun.

I'm actually... okay.

So I'm glad we get the chance to talk. I did want to talk to you about this.

I love that you and I've gotten to where we can work together and we can

maybe have a shared client together and, you know, it not be so awkward.

But...

I just feel like it's inappropriate for me to be there

and I just, respectfully will decline

because it feels too soon for me.

You and I, only last week, could be in the same room together.

I don't want it to be awkward.

But then don't you feel like that's being awkward by not accepting?

I'm cool with being friends with you with a wall up,

but something like that is like

letting you in again and it scares me.

Well, I'm obviously shocked.

I didn't really realize we were on so...

like, different pages.

I mean, obviously my feelings are hurt, but...

I don't want your feelings to be hurt, that's not my goal.

It just seems disingenuous and...

Disingenuous? By me inviting you?

No. For me going.

- Okay. - It'd be better to have it this way,

than to be at an engagement party with a couple I've never hung out with once.

He's gonna be like,

"Who's this bitch? The bitch you told me about that you hate?"

And I'm like, "Hey, congratulations!"

I don't hate anyone.

Okay, I hate a few people, but I don't hate you.

Okay, but you did. Let's be honest.

- No. - And so did I. Let's own it.

Okay.

And we only just got past that, so, I'm just saying like...

Eh, baby steps.

My clients bought this property as a flip.

It was bank-owned, they rebuilt it, and now I'm selling it for him.

And now my newest client Chris

is looking for an investment property to rent out,

and I think this could be perfect for him.

Hi, how are you? I didn't even hear you come in.

- Good to see you. - Good to see you as well.

Beautiful pool, my gosh.

- Yeah, so this is it. - It's amazing.

New construction,

and they just completely remodeled it. Took it down to the studs.

So everything is new.

I'm going to take you into the master first.

- The fireplace is amazing. - Yeah.

I like how every room leads outdoors.

- And super private. - Exactly.

Every bedroom, no one can see in. It's just very private.

It's one story, which is the main thing you're looking for.

Hey, Mary?

Oh, Jason?

- Hi, Mary. - Hi.

Sorry, I'm just gonna show her around, I know you're busy.

- Okay. - You guys have met.

Hi.

- Good to see you. - I didn't know you guys were coming.

- Yeah, sorry. - Nice to see you.

- Thanks for letting us check it out. - Of course.

We don't want to interrupt.

- I'm just gonna show her around. - Thank you.

Um...

- Sorry, I didn't know that was happening. - No worries at all.

No worries.

I can't believe Jason is crashing my showing.

I'm told they did just under a million dollars in renovation.

I saw it when they bought it. It was just a piece of shit.

So it looks like they did a million dollars of work.

So, it's a 500 square-foot guest apartment.

and 2,500 square feet up here.

They added the pool, too.

The pool wasn't even here, or the spa before.

- Alright, we'll switch. - Okay.

- You guys get at that end. - Alright.

Mary's asking 3.199 right now.

So, 3.2 million.

- Yeah, it ruins-- - Fits the style of the home.

Yeah, it ruins the look, it blocks...

They paid 1.7.

Probably spent a couple hundred thousand in carrying costs over the last two years.

I think they spent a million just on remodel.

So, right around three is where they're into it.

I cannot focus with Jason here.

All I keep hearing is his voice.

I keep focusing on them.

I can't pay attention to my own client.

Mary, sorry to interrupt, guys.

Four bedrooms, three in the main house, the fourth is the guest apartment.

- That's correct. - Right? Okay.

They're interested in leasing it out, it'd be an investment for them.

What do you think a monthly long-term rental would be?

I think furnished long-term, it would be about 15,000 a month.

- Okay. - Alright.

He's actually looking for the same thing as well.

Exactly.

I think it rents for about 3,500 a month,

so I don't think your numbers are gonna run.

Oh, darn.

- Alright, guys. - Thanks, Mary.

He's pretty savvy, he'll do his own numbers.

- Thanks for that though, Jay. Good advice. - You got it.

As long as we get a great interest rate...

And a good price. We also have to negotiate...

If you're looking for an investment...

Even though I own the brokerage, I'm also an active real estate agent.

It gets complicated.

Technically, I'm on both sides of the transaction

and I want to represent my agent's interests

and my client's interests.

Those are actually long-term clients of Jason's.

They're legit, so if you're interested we should probably get an offer in.

- Alright. - Good seeing you.

- You too. - I'll give you a call later.

You know what I want to pay.

- Alright. - Bye.

- Well, that was surprising. - Sorry--

Yeah, sorry to barge in.

I've been telling her about this house.

She was really clear with me on pricing.

- She thinks it's a little overpriced. - It's not overpriced.

It's a great location, but it is right on the street and the yard's a little small.

Everything on Sunset Plaza is on the street.

Oh, come on.

I'm just telling you that Amel is not gonna write an offer you'll be happy with.

If she even writes.

So if you don't want to take it, don't take it.

Okay, well, I'm not going to be concerned about it

until I get something offensive in writing, but...

It's not gonna be offensive.

If there's not a three in front of it, it's pretty offensive.

If it's 2.999, then it's not...

It's not gonna be 2.9999999 either.

It's totally embarrassing to take an offer under three million to my client.

Not just for me, but for the company.

- When it's my seller-- - It's my job to represent her, not you.

I'm not going to advise them to take under market value. Why?

- If we write an offer-- - You deal with your client and I mine.

Don't stress me out anymore.

I'm at my wit's end.

This wedding is costing me so much money.

We have to fly our families in, try to get hotels.

I'm doing everything I can.

What about that house on the beach?

It's wonderful and it'll work,

but there's still everything else.

Romain just doesn't get it. I'm working so hard--

Don't yell at me, yell at Romain.

I do.

It's just hard. I know it's important. I want him happy.

I want his parents happy.

I want like...

I don't want to be mean, I don't want to

make him feel like I don't want to marry him.

I do, a thousand percent.

All this wedding-relationship talk...

I think I'm getting a rash or something like that.

Oh my god.

Oh... There is actually, yeah.

You should go to the doctor.

Development properties are more complicated than properties already built.

It's a lot of pressure because I help the developer buy the property.

I run the numbers with them first

and say, "You'll make money if you do this."

I'm involved throughout the entire process.

The funds come from the developer.

If they don't make money, it's on me.

- Wow. - Yeah.

Don't go down. I have a son.

It doesn't matter if I die because I'm single?

It's still dirt, but it looks so much different than last time.

Well, it's been a year.

How many square feet is the basement?

- 6,500 square feet. - Wow.

14 ft deep.

One of the biggest basements built in Hollywood Hills.

I can't believe that. When do you think it'll be ready?

16 more months.

How often can they dig the dirt out?

One week a month, they let us take dirt out.

Three weeks we're sitting on our ass.

What do you do with the dirt? Where do you take it? To Jason's house?

Jason's yard, yeah.

Remember what you told me last time you were here?

Yeah, by the way I'm pregnant. I'm kidding, no.

You told me that last time.

I know, last time.

Will I crack the joke that I'm pregnant again? Not yet.

Hopefully soon.

What's crazy is you've had a baby since the last time we were here.

All we've done is dig a hole.

I was busy.

How long does it take to permit something like this?

I would say, with all the structural work,

I'd say at least one and a half years, two years?

- A year. - Yeah.

If you're good.

What do you call it when it's completely ready to go? Shovel ready?

- RTI. - Yes, RTI.

- Damn, I'm good! - Ready to issue.

See, I was doing something while I was pregnant.

I'm learning and I'm reading.

We should head down there. You're in sneakers.

Brett, if you want to hike with me, you can take me to Runyon Canyon.

- Shit! - This is... Whoa!

I can't break an ankle, I'm a mom, I have responsibilities.

- Wow. - So, you're inside a basement.

Now I really see the size of it. Huge!

There's gonna be a huge tree right here and you'll be able to see all the way up.

I'd love to be able to sell a huge hole in the ground for 25 million, but...

- It's gonna be tough. - I don't think I'm that good.

I like that you're so into this, that you're learning so much.

- I like to get down and dirty. - Yeah.

I've been working really hard

to understand deeply the development process.

It's a different transaction.

And I like it because you can make a lot of money.

- Very productive day. - Woo!

So yeah, maybe I'll co-list now with you. What do you think?

This one's my baby.

- You have so many babies, Brett. - I do, I have a lot.

I do want to get you involved, so we'll talk about that in the future.

I'm a little disappointed. Brett takes me to this tour,

and I'm hoping maybe he's going to put me as a co-list with him.

He was just rubbing it in my face. "Look at this property.

Once I sell it, I'm going to make a million dollars commission."

I'm like, "Come on, Brett."

This is my first solo, my listing, open house.

I got this listing through Jason.

And it's really important that I sell it

because I have two little kids to feed.

I have a family.

Shoot!

Argh!

Okay, we're gonna pretend that works.

I'm so excited to see Amanza in action at her first open house.

And Jason may have asked me to check in on her.

- Hey. - Hi!

- Are you house shopping? - I am.

You are? Will you buy this one from me?

Well, tell me about it.

Do you have an agent?

It's nice to see a friendly face. I really appreciate that Mary's here to support me.

- Hello, how's it going? - How are you?

- Amanza. - Hi.

- Charlie, nice to meet you. - Nice to see you, Charlie.

Hi, I'm Amanza's colleague.

- Great to meet you. - I just stopped in to check on her.

Just to say hi.

Do you live in the area?

- I do. - Currently? You do?

Yeah, new to LA.

Okay, are you looking to buy?

Or just curious to see what's for sale in the neighborhood?

Looking to buy.

What are you looking for? Do you know square footage?

What's your budget?

Definitely need a pool, so check.

Have a look around. If you have any questions,

- I'm here. - Thank you.

Sorry, excuse me.

So, what's the square footage?

And when was this built?

That's a good question.

How long has it been on the market?

Um, I don't know.

I was studying this before you walked in the door.

Are you giving everyone those set of sheets when they come in?

Yeah... at some point.

How many bedrooms is it?

It's three bedrooms, three baths. Here, I'll give you a sheet.

Just seeing all these people face-to-face

is giving me, like, massive anxiety. Um...

My mind is going blank.

I just, I never had to do this as a stager.

You're doing great.

Thank you, I'm sweating.

I've known you forever so I'm so happy to hear that.

- Oh! - Hi!

What are you doing here? There's so many people.

- Good to see you. - Are you doing what I'm doing?

Yeah, it's a little bit misleading.

I did not expect all of this when I walked in.

I was gonna say...

Hi! Who's this?

- This is Alexa. - Hi, Alexa.

- Say, "Hi." - How are you today?

Are you helping Daddy look for a house?

- Yes. - Yeah?

She'll be good with these buyers

'cause she's so good with kids.

- Let me grab you a sheet on the house. - Okay.

It took me a minute, but I do learn.

What do we have here?

- This is so nice out here. - Wow, it's beautiful.

It's peaceful.

You've got the outdoor dining.

Do you want to see the fish? There's fish

- in the water here. - Do you want to go with her?

Come here.

Okay.

I would like to have my wife come and look at this.

Yeah, for sure.

And maybe if you have a card or something, I can contact you.

- Well, thank you so much. - Thank you.

- See you soon. - Bye, Alexa.

She's like such a mama bear.

I know.

That's so cute

How cute was that little girl?

So cute.

- She was adorable. - The cutest.

I kinda wanted to kidnap her.

That might have been a little awkward.

Honestly, it's a great house, it's a great location.

- I'd buy it. - It's priced really well.

I don't think you're going to have an issue selling the house.

You're doing really well, hon.

I just wanted to tell you, we've been watching...

How are you feeling?

With everything that went down. You feeling good with Heather?

It terrifies me how fast you have met those kids.

I'm glad you're worried about my boyfriend's children, thank you.

If I thought that you were going to be this angry at me for saying it,

- I would have kept my mouth shut. - Good.

Oh.

Because I know you guys needed to talk it out.

- So it felt like it went well. - I guess, I don't know.

I felt that day like it was fine.

But...

I've so many other major life things going on that I honestly...

Everything okay?

I'll sit here.

What's wrong?

Like, about the kids.

I don't know what it is, but I feel like I'm gonna maybe have to...

Um...

Like, get full custody of them.

Oh my God.

At this point, legally we still have 50-50, but I don't know where he is,

so I need to be able to make decisions

without his signature, his approval, because it's impossible right now.

So, I have a court date set in a couple of weeks.

What happened?

I mean, he's not doing anything bad to them, but it's...

I'm just like, you know.

My kids are like my world and if they're not okay,

Mommy's not okay.

Yesterday, they just didn't seem like they were okay.

Noah was sad.

- Honey, you've been going through so much. - It's okay, I know.

Right now, I'm a little bit overwhelmed.

If you need any help, I'm obviously here.

You love to babysit.

Did you just hear her say, "I'll babysit anytime. I love kids."

Okay.

What the fuck?

Oh my God! What is that?

Look out behind you!

Oh my god, that scared me.

What was that?

It's a dragonfly, I think, right?

Maybe dragonflies are good luck?

No, it's if a bird shits on you, it's good luck.

I think both.

Let's take it as a good sign.

- I like that. - Get the heck out of here.

Hello?

Shawn Elliot, how are you?

I'm good. How are you?

Unfortunately, the owners of Il Pelicano

are in the midst of a divorce.

I guess the wife was all for the wedding

and the husband's not on the same page.

So, I'm really sorry to tell you that, uh...

- Oh my God. - ...you'll have to look for another venue.

Thank you for letting me know.

- Of course. - Okay, bye.

Okay, but...

Think about it this way, we can find another spot.

- We just said that. - Are you kidding me?

Okay.

My wedding's in five weeks.

♪ We're gonna do this Like, like we do this ♪

♪ Ain't nobody else can do this ♪

♪ Like us, like us ♪

Hey Laura, it's Brett Oppenheim. A quick question for you.

I'm looking at the pictures of your-- Oh!

Gosh, it's the wrong building, never mind. I was gonna ask...

See it's not my building, Jesus.

I didn't say it was.

- Never mind. - I'm tired.

Everyday I wake up at 5:30 a.m. because Aiden is waking up.

That's how I feel being a stepmom, honestly.

A mom's job is hard.

Yeah, it's a lot. I mean...

Yeah. I mean, I love it though.

I love it. It's just, um...

It doesn't stop. It doesn't stop.

No, it doesn't.

Yeah, talk to me when you're running on one hour's sleep,

holding a crying baby,

and you're covered with spit.

Talk to me then.

It's just making me realize, I don't think I want my own.

Really?

If anyone gets anything off market in Santa Monica,

- around three, send it to me. - Where in Santa Monica?

It all sells pocket listing. Anytime, let me know.

I'm so out of the loop.

I can't even hear what's going on.

I'm not going to say anything then.

Christine, why are you FaceTiming me?

I'm FaceTiming you because I can't talk to you, you're all the way back there.

It's the only way I can talk. Answer.

Oh, hi.

Listen. I have a buyer

who's looking for something below 2.5 up in the Hills.

You guys, this is for you guys, too.

He wants up to 2.5?

Up to 2.5, 2.7 maybe.

I just wanted to relay that information to you.

- Thank you, babe. - Okay, keep me posted.

- Okay, bye. - Bye.

So, let me know, guys. I'm looking for a buyer.

Mary! Hi.

- Did Frederick's team get back? - No, they're at Burning Man.

What's going on?

Kill me. Oh my God.

Guys, what's going on?

- The wife is still, um... - I'm coming.

What's going on?

Our wedding venue fell through.

The Malibu house.

Really? Why?

The owners are getting a divorce.

I thought it was set.

- What's your other options? - I have no idea.

I don't know what to do because our family members

have booked their flights.

- They did? - Are you serious?

Yeah, from France.

Do you have other back-up places?

- The office. - We're reaching back out.

What, we have five weeks? Less than that.

I'm torn between pushing it back

and being like, "why are we doing this?"

Romain and I are fighting all the time.

I would rather... not do it.

- Oh, don't... - Don't cry.

Mary, I think Christine said she'll do a joint wedding with you.

You guys can get married together.

You're at 5 p.m. and she's at 7 p.m.

There you go.

I wanna get married, too.

- Two birds with one. - You can always get married at Jason's.

I think Romain would rather get married at my apartment.

There's no consummating the marriage at my house.

- Ew, creepy. - I hate that word, consummating.

Sounds like constipated.

- I have that problem, too. - You know what we can do?

We have a, uh...

- One at a time. - God, I know.

Do a big...

- Do a restaurant, rent a big room. - Big reception party?

Hey, Lizzie.

I was wondering if you had any thoughts on Mary's wedding venue. Question mark.

Lizzie is Mary's client, but Mary often brings me on to her listings.

So I've gotten to know Lizzie very well.

I thought it would be a good idea just to kind of put the bug in Lizzie's ear

and see if she'd be open to Mary getting married there.

I feel we should just rent a yacht

and do it on a boat.

I know. Who's got a yacht?

- I like this idea. - Jason, you know somebody with a yacht.

Just buy a yacht.

Yachts are like the worst investment ever. I'm off of boats.

Get a hotel or like a restaurant or...

Disneyland! Right?

- What about the office? - Oh, God!

Oh... Mary, hold on.

Hey, h-hold on...

Ten seconds here.

Ladies, phone call. I gotta... Can you?

Oh fuck.

Hi, Lizzie.

Spend the money on a party.

Hold on, I'm gonna walk outside 'cause it's hard to hear.

I will walk outside of my own office so I can actually work.

- Bye. - Alright, go ahead.

Maybe it won't be a problem with Davina because we'll all get uninvited.

I'm noticing a trend.

They just don't really get it.

Sorry. Mary, this is Lizzie, on your ten million dollar listing.

Hi, Lizzie.

Hi, how are you?

- Good, thanks. How are you? - I'm doing well.

I talked to Jason about the wedding.

- No way. - Yeah.

I know you love the house, I'd be happy to offer it up to you.

The side yard is a great place for a ceremony, the back yard is beautiful.

Lizzie, you have no idea how I... Thank you.

It's my favorite home in the Hills

by far, and it would be a perfect wedding venue.

Ah!

I'm so excited.

Alright, we'll talk about it. I think this is awesome.

- I'm so excited. - Yay, it worked out.

- I can't believe this. - We'll be back

in touch later today. Thanks, Lizzie.

- Alright. - Okay. Bye.

Bye.

- Woo! - What happened?

- You got it! - Thank you, Jason.

- You're welcome. - Why are we clapping?

She got a place to get married.

My new listing.

- Right there, on Doheny. - Doheny?

The one that I saw?

I can't hear... Heather, FaceTime, I can't hear you.

- Mary found a wedding venue. - What?

♪ It's time to throw it down ♪

♪ Let's give 'em sonething to talk about ♪

♪ Something to talk about ♪

Oh my God.

- Smoking, per usual. - Thank you.

Do you think that she went all out?

Of course, it's Christine.

- Wow! - Oh my God.

What is happening?

This party is so Christine.

It's crazy, it's sexy and obviously way over-the-top.

I got to sit for one second, my feet are killing me.

- Have you worn these yet? - No.

- These are like stripper shoes. - I know, thank you, right?

Come sit down, bitches.

Finally!

I'm so tired of talking about everyone else's issues,

now we can focus on me.

Cheers, ladies.

- Thank you, I'm so excited. - So fun.

I love that there's a casual zebra behind you.

I wouldn't expect anything less at a party for you.

Oh my God.

What is she gonna have? Something fun.

Christine, this was delivered for you today.

How beautiful.

- Oh my gosh. - Isn't it gorgeous?

This is stunning.

- Oh my goodness. - Oh, wait.

"Christine and Christian, I'm so happy for both of you.

I wish you nothing but the best.

May your life be filled with love and happiness. XOXO, Chrishell."

Aw!

That's a nice move.

At first, my feelings were really hurt she didn't come, I'm not gonna lie.

I didn't know she wasn't.

- Oh yeah, she's not coming. - Why?

She declined me. She Heismaned me.

I'm sorry, what?

- Why? - She feels like

it would be disingenuous if she came.

I think she's put up this wall against like...

What, the Great Wall of fucking China? Yeah, I'm aware.

Now you gotta chop through that wall.

It's nice that she sent flowers.

It's been a lot of drama lately in the office, I'm like...

Drama or not...

- Hey. - There's a zebra.

Hi there. How are you?

Hi, guys!

- Hey. - You look amazing.

Hi, sissy.

Don't be scared of the zebra.

Hi... Oh my gosh.

- Hi, Mary. How are you? - How are you?

Good, I like your dress. It's cute.

Cheers.

- Cheers. - Happy engagement.

You're gonna get married!

Yes!

Some surprises going on, guys.

- This is totally Christine. - I know.

Hi!

I never get to wear this so I'm like, "Oh, red and black party?"

Thank you, guys. "Done."

- Where's the champagne? - Oh my God, the red and black shoes.

I don't eat meat.

I'm Presbytarian? Pescatarian?

No, Presbytarian is a religion.

It is?

You know when you don't eat meat, only fish?

- Pescatarian. - But she was saying Presbytarian.

I was like, that's a religion.

That is so fucking Maya, right there.

Hi, you look beautiful!

We both got the stash memo. You look amazing.

So, I got here early with Davina.

Chrishell sent flowers.

At least Christine invited her so that was a nice gesture.

And Chrishell sent flowers as another nice gesture.

Baby steps.

Yeah.

Romain is still set with Davina?

Oh, we get in fights almost everyday about it.

- I have to say something... - You got to.

I mean, because everybody else knows, you know?

It makes me want to throw up.

Like, to do it.

You know, Mary, it puts us in a tough position to not say anything to her.

Maybe you should, I mean, tell her about the situation and...

I'm sure she will understand.

- I think it has to be sooner than later-- - I know.

I've been putting it off thinking I can change his mind.

- There's never gonna be a right moment. - Yeah.

- You just have to do it. It's like... - Or an easy moment.

I don't think this is the right moment, right?

It's Christine's engagement party.

I feel like Mary is making excuses. She needs to talk to Davina now.

I'm just worried someone will say something.

I don't want to say anything, but...

- I'm gonna go get another drink. - Go get a drink.

Because I'm gonna have like a...

meltdown.

I would normally never do this at Christine's engagement party,

but maybe Maya and Heather are right.

I just need to rip the Band-Aid off.

This whole situation is giving me a heart attack.

- Hey. - Hi! You wanna sit?

- No. Can I talk to you for one sec? - Yeah.

Sorry, sorry.

Listen, I feel absolutely horrible about this,

and I've been trying everything I can

to not have to do this. Um...

But Romain is, like, being adamant

that he doesn't want you to come to the wedding.

Mm-hmm.

I feel horrible.

Um...

But he's so hurt...

by some of the comments

- that you made before. - Mm-hmm.

And then, this is like...

I feel fucking horrible.

You know what? Christine told me.

And I'm just sad that

you went and told all our friends--

I didn't tell them.

Romain did, but that's still...

That's why--

It sucks, you know? I look like a clown asshole.

- No, you don't. That's why I'm like-- - Everybody knew!

Every single person except me knows.

That sucks, Mary.

I am actually pretty shocked.

I have no idea...

why Christine would do this.

I'm confused.

I'm hurt and I'm angry.

I'm... I'm really angry.

He had some drinks and he was saying...

I don't feel like you would do that to me.

There are some things where I don't agree with certain things,

but at the end of the day,

I'm so sorry, but I have to stick with my man.

- I'm marrying him, I have to. - Of course.

I just wish you wouldn't disrespect me like that.

Like he wouldn't, you know what I mean?

I don't know that I did.

So, is Chrishell coming to the wedding?

- Yes. - Chrishell's coming to the wedding?

Okay. It just kinda sucks that I'm being singled out, you know?

Part of it is because he works so fucking hard.

He's the hardest worker I've ever met.

For people to think he doesn't work,

- he's mooching off my money. - I didn't say that.

I didn't say that.

- I didn't say that. - He doesn't buy me a real diamond...

He's just like,

"Fuck you guys." He's mad.

I'm very direct and maybe some of the things I said you don't like--

I think they come off wrong and harsh.

Alright... I know. You know what?

I think it's getting to the point... It's Christine's party.

And I think we should talk about this later.

- Right. - Let's try to get you and Romain talking

at another time.

- Let's let them have their moment. Okay? - Let's do it.

- Alright. - Guys!

Can we stop taking photos?

- We'd like to make a toast. - Not an Instagram photo session.

- This is our engagement party. - It is if you'd like it to be.

We're so happy to be sharing this moment with you guys.

- Hmm? - Are you okay?

I am. I'm not the one who has a problem.

I love you guys so much and I'm so excited that I get to have

the best life with the love of my life, with my friends and my family.

We love you guys and thank you for coming.

- And Christian, I love you so much. - Love you too, sweetie.

Let's see. Christine, I met you in Beverly Hills last... not even a year ago.

And I absolutely fell head over heels in love with you.

We had a dinner, she was wearing this red dress and we hit it off in the car.

- We were literally in the car... - Red dresses. That's how you get men.

We had, like, instant banter.

Which is really special, you don't get that too often.

And I pursued her, and she's a tough catch.

Uh, but...

Here we are now.

She's amazing. She compliments me perfectly.

We're building an amazing life together. I love you so much.

Oh, thank you. I love you.

Cheers for Christine and Christian!

Cheers!

- Christine and Christian. - Cheers!

- Love you. - Love you, too.

Season... Game one.

Fucking Barcelona. It's the easiest team to like.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Could I talk to Mr. Romain?

Yeah, please.

- Go ahead. - Thank you.

- Hi. - Hey.

- How are you? - Good, and you?

Good.

So, um... obviously I heard that you don't want me at your wedding

and Mary kind of explained to me how you feel a little,

but I wanted to talk to you directly.

Because if your feelings are hurt

and you feel offended by me, I wanna know that.

The point is, it's not even like telling you, yet...

Yeah, I could have told you.

- The point is whatever you said-- - Well, it is.

- Whatever you-- - Because it's humiliating.

First of all, the whole entire office knows.

And it puts our... Forget about my feelings,

it puts all of our friends in a bad position.

- Is Mary your friend? - Yes.

Okay, so when I got her a ring, it doesn't fucking matter what I got.

- It could have been a rubber band... - Wait, rewind.

When you said, "I'd have nothing than a fake diamond..."

I wanna hear what you're saying, Romain.

I just think, if you call Mary your friend,

you should never have a comment like that.

- That's fucking bullshit. - Okay.

- If it's fucking bullshit... - Yeah, it is.

...then why did you get a real diamond, if it's bullshit?

I told her when I gave her the ring,

I say, "You deserve a diamond and at some point I will get you a diamond,

the right ring you deserve." And then what happened, I can afford it--

Do you think it was a sensitive situation for you,

and maybe you took it a little bit too serious?

- You're full of shit. - Okay.

Alright.

I didn't know he was this fucking hypersensitive.

To get in my face, a year later,

be this fired up. If you know that what I said is wrong,

why is it piercing at you so much?

So, Chrishell made a comment about a prenup.

- Yeah. - And that's fine?

Yeah, and you... So, when Chrishell asked you a question about us,

she knew us, or at least she knew Mary, right?

If you're really her friend, then you know she doesn't spend a cent for me.

Every time we go out, I pay everything for both of us.

When you say to Chrishell, "Oh, yes, she's paying everything for him,

and I hope she makes a prenup,"

that's fucking bullshit. If you don't know the person,

you shut the fuck up and you don't make any comment like that, okay?

Let's just be clear. Now we're good.

Wow.

Okay.

Oh, you're still alive. Is Davina alive?

I don't know.