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Let us face, without panic...

the reality of our time...

the fact that atom bombs may someday be dropped on our city.

And let us prepare for survival.

Understanding the weapon that threatens us.

An atom bomb destroys or injures in three ways...

by blast, heat, and radioactivity.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Now I am become death...

the destroyer of worlds.

Hey! Rottger!

Stop the boat!

Rottger, no! There's a shark!

Rottger!

Come back!

Rottger!

Wha... my god!

No! No!

Sara! Sara!

Felice and I were enjoying this hot...

but beautiful day here in San Diego...

when I stumbled across these guys.

I want to know just what Uncle Sam's boys are up to.

We are tax-paying citizens, so we got a right to know!

No media! No media! What's going on, dude?

I'll give you ten seconds to get out of here...

before I arrest you.

You work for me, brother! What's going on?

We have an environmental crisis, San Diego.

You bet we have an environmental crisis...

but we have lost our freedom.

It's time to stand up for our rights.

Clearly they know something they're not telling us.

We have to reclaim our freedom. What she said.

Hey yo, what's up, Kap-man?

Shut up!

Awesome!

Don't touch that.

Jeez, a little possessive, are we?

That's how you lose a finger.

Not cool, man.

So, what, you fly around, look for fins with that thing?

I'm supposed to keep an eye out in the water for some sharks...

shadows of sharks, silhouettes of sharks.

Sounds like a perfect job for you...

otherwise you're a useless lifeguard...

with that cast on your leg.

Get out of here.

GINA Kaplan?

Go for Kap.

Switch to two.

What's up, Gina?

Another dead, burnt fish, a herring this time.

KAPLAN Yummy!

That's 20-something in two weeks.

Did you see it wash up?

No.

Do you see it on the beach?

I'm telling you, somebody's messing with you, Gina.

No, I think we have an environmental event going on.

You know, you get kinda sexy...

when you're all activisty like that.

Okay, you're not taking this seriously.

I am, but to a hammer...

every single problem seems like a nail.

Gina? Hello?

GINA Swimmer in distress, 100 yards out!

Help me.

Are you injured?

No, I got a cramp!

Okay. Hold this and try to relax.

You're okay. You got it.

I'm gonna swim you to shore. You're okay.

I got another cramp! Okay, just...

Just sign here and here and you're good to go.

Saving lives. Hashtag beach life.

Hashtag rise and grind. Hashtag we go hard.

Hashtag is it Friday yet?

Damn it, I'm out of characters.

Kylie, if you spent as much time doing your job...

as you do posting on Instagram...

You jelly?

Of creepy guys getting photos of you for their spank bank?

87,000 creepy guys and counting.

Seems like my work is far more meaningful...

than in vitro science or whatever you're doing, okay?

It's environmental science.

Whatever. You go into debt, I'm going viral.

I'm sure you already have gone viral.

You do not have authorization to use this drone for anything...

other than keeping a lookout for sharks.

I got out there faster, man. Faster than an actual person.

So...

Well, what if something had gone wrong? We would be held liable.

Financially... legally.

I mean, at the end of the day, I saved a person's life...

successfully, so, I'll never do it again. Thanks for the talk.

Nice to see your injury hasn't compromised your sense of humor.

You know what?

I got a good joke for you.

What do you call a lifeguard who can't swim?

Unemployed.

No, damn it, I haven't had a drink.

Come on, Rottger.

I'm telling you, I saw with my own eyes.

Where did this happen? By Coronado Island.

Rottger, a guy comes to you, says he saw something out there.

Something extraordinary. A UFO.

It was a shark or something like that.

It was glowing, there was red.

What difference does it make what it was?

It ripped my customer in half!

You got a dead body to show me?

No, the body's out there floating around somewhere.

Whatever the hell that thing was, it was coming after me.

So I got the hell out of there!

Look, you're gonna do something about this or you're not.

It doesn't make a difference to me!

Okay, all right.

Hey.

Were you telling him the truth?

Excuse me?

About the shark, were you telling him the truth?

I always tell the truth.

Is everything all right?

Yeah, yeah, it's fine. This is... this is Rich Rottger.

He said his friend was killed by a shark.

Mr. Rottger.

It's Captain, actually.

You own a boat, they call you Captain.

It's Captain. Aye, Captain.

What do you think it was?

You went to college, didn't you?

Yeah.

Think you're so damn smart, why don't you tell me.

God, how do you know that guy?

Just crossed paths a couple times.

Hey, guys, Henry Wallace, I own the restaurant across the way.

Tales From the Dockside Grill.

That's the one.

Skip Forte, reality TV guy gonna be filming us tomorrow.

Dinner and drinks on the house.

All right. All right... thanks.

Back to work.

Bang-stick, shark-stick...

whatever you call it, it's a specialized underwater firearm.

You can also stab them from above.

Wouldn't a gun be more practical?

Let me show you. A shark approaches... bang!

Used one on a hammerhead back in '97 when I was skin-diving.

Take this over a gun any day.

This here's the chamber. Live round goes right there.

Standard .44 Magnum shell.

What the hell are you looking at?

REESE Kaplan?

Go for Kap.

Would you care to tell me what exactly the hell you're doing?

Sure. I'm patrolling the water.

Currently hovering over the safe water marker.

Cool.

Such a tool.

KAPLAN Gina?

What's up?

I'm feeling something out over the safe water marker right now.

But I can't make it out, can you spot me?

Shark! There's a shark in the water!

Shark!

Out of the water! Everyone out of the water!

KAPLAN Gina... false alarm.

It was just a dolphin.

Sorry, everyone! There's no shark.

What?

It is safe to return to the water.

It's just a dolphin. It's fine.

Totally safe.

Cal Henning, we're about to put on a fly boarding show...

for the Fourth of July, man. It's gonna be dope.

In case of an actual raid or test drill

the alert will be a warbling siren blast...

lasting three minutes.

Yay!

You know what? That would be a great profile pic.

I agree, eBay, you can do it.

Gina! Look who I found.

Troy and Felice Henley.

- Hi! - Gina, nice to meet you.

Environmental crisis.

Yeah, Kaplan's a big fan.

Kaplan tells me you're an environmental scientist.

Well, I'm studying to be one, yeah.

Yeah, I'm really excited to interview you.

Yeah, your name's Gina, right?

I... I can't do an interview. I'm working right now.

You got time. We got time.

No, really, I can't do it. Kaplan, no, I'm sorry, I'm too...

You have to! I'm sorry, I'm too...

Yeah, if you could just have this seat.

What is going on?

Let's take a deep breath, you got this, okay?

You look great, you ready-ready? And... action.

We have Gina Delamo here.

A life guard and an environmental scientist who is...

I'm going to school to be an environmental...

Just go with it.

Gina, I have personally seen government ships...

snooping around in this area.

And I've talked to swimmers...

and I've talked to boating enthusiasts...

who've claimed to have seen a large, bright, red...

glowing shark-like creature.

What could cause such a terrifying thing?

I don't know.

Tell them about the fish... the fish.

I've seen several burnt fish that washed ashore.

And we've got reports about a shark...

things that people are saying some stuff about radiation.

Radiation? What would radiation do to a shark?

Make it glow?

Possibly, but most likely it would mutate.

Mutation happens naturally in evolution...

due to environmental conditions.

And for example, the fish... The Tomcod...

it mutated during the Industrial Revolution...

due to the toxic waste that was being dumped...

into the Hudson River.

But this, though, this would be... different.

This shark would be radioactive.

And emit very intense heat.

What can the environmental crisis family do to help?

If the shark is radioactive...

I don't know that anybody could do anything... to help.

It'd basically be impossible to kill.

Hey, Kylie?

Hi, sweetie.

I read on Facebook that more people die...

from taking selfies than from shark attacks.

Is that true?

Of course not.

Help!

Help!

Hey!

No, don't laugh again!

Hey! Hey!

There's a kid drowning!

Get in here, Kaplan. Come on, get in.

Sign up with us.

Hey, call 9-1-1! Yeah.

Take it easy, man.

He's unconscious!

You, take him in slowly!

You blow! Okay.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

Come on, kid, breathe!

One, two, thr...

You don't have to stop.

You're gonna be okay, buddy.

I think I need some more air.

We'll put you on oxygen in the hospital.

Get up, kid.

All right, they're on their way.

He's okay. He's all right.

Okay.

You okay, buddy? Paramedics are on their way.

I'll ride with him to the hospital.

You're supervisor 'til I get back.

Try not to screw things up.

Hey! Hey!

Shark!

Help us!

Hey! Help us!

Get it, Felice! Tight on the parasails.

Yeah, there it is.

Call 9-1-1!

Kaplan, don't! It's too dangerous!

Do it now! Kaplan!

Hey! Hey!

My god! Look!

No! Help! Help! Somebody help!

My god.

Go back!

Go back!

Kaplan, swim!

Kaplan, get out of the water!

Kaplan! Come on!

My god, are you okay?

I'm better than those people.

I'll be back.

Did she just flee the scene?

What happened out there?

Same thing as happened last night.

Was it a shark?

If it's a shark, it's dangerous. No kidding.

No, I mean very dangerous.

Don't you have somebody else to bother.

Can you just take me out there with you?

I need to see what you saw.

It's not that easy.

I didn't say it was easy.

I just said I want to see it for myself...

so I can figure out how to stop it.

Don't you want to do anything to help?

Not today, I don't, not on some college research trip.

That won't do anything but get us killed.

30 minutes!

Take it easy, man.

I leave you alone for a measly 30 minutes...

and now I have five dead, and one injured.

And who the hell cleared your gimp-ass to get in the water?

It was the right thing to do.

Something really bad was going on out there.

Yeah, it's called a boating accident.

Engines don't just spontaneously combust.

It was an engine fire! That's the official word.

From who? Official word from who?

The Feds.

I got a call on the radio, on a secret government channel.

And they said the engine caught on fire. That's the story!

How would they even know?

It doesn't matter. I got the call! That's the story!

That's crazy, man.

You want to see crazy? I'll show you crazy.

Reese, stop, man!

You weren't there, man, okay? You didn't see what I saw.

I don't think... No... you don't.

You never did.

You're fired.

I'm gonna need you to turn in your whistle.

Yo! Got fired, guys! Just got fired!

Hey, do you know I got fired? D'you know it? I got fired.

Good for you.

I got fired. I'm sorry.

Yeah, you know, it happens.

Kylie, team meeting!

Hey, be careful, he might fire you, too.

Hey, guys, you know I got fired today?

I just got fired.

God, I got fired, man.

So did the fish.

You ever see anything like this?

Gina was right about this.

What do you think could cause something like this?

We gotta talk to Gina.

Let's go.

What's going on out here, man?

SKIP You cook it...

I'll guess.

SKIP Yeah!

Okay, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.

Here you go. It's Mr. Forte, everybody.

Action!

Skip Forte! In the flesh.

Welcome to the best damn restaurant in San Diego.

I'll be the judge of that.

Cut! Mr. Wallace...

Please call me Henry.

Right. Mr. Forte doesn't like to be touched.

It's fine, Erica.

He's just being nice. Don't touch him.

Walk this way?

After you, Mr. Forte.

We are very behind today...

and Mr. Forte has a radio interview in two hours.

So, please resist the urge to small talk.

As discussed, we will enter through the back door...

and begin with the tour of the kitchen.

We'll shoot a couple passes of that...

before we go into the main dining area.

Is the food ready?

Cha, cha... cha, cha...

Let me see the fish. Fish time.

Never met a girl with her own Geiger counter before.

Golly!

That is not what it smelled like when I put that in there.

All right, let's just... Let's go again, come on.

Let's just do this fast.

Yeah! Yeah... it's there.

What's where?

Energetic subatomic particles.

Radiation... the fish has it.

What could cause this?

I don't know. I'm still searching.

Well, I'm pretty sure the government knows...

because these guys are crawling all over the place.

Yeah, they cleaned up those fish fast.

And absconded with my footage.

Okay, so if this thing is pumped full of radiation...

should we be sitting next to it?

No! Definitely not.

We should not be sitting next to it at all.

Man, get that thing out of here. Jeez.

Listen up, people!

We are moving into this room now.

Be very quiet, otherwise, we have to start all over again.

It's important to look like we're having a great time, okay?

But no talking, just act like you are.

Pantomime.

And one more thing; don't look at Skip.

Just pretend we're not even here.

Action rehearsal.

Stop! Let's just lose the head nodding.

Move your lips, not your head. Ready, Skip?

Just call it already.

And action!

Okay, you ready? And action!

What's on the menu today, boss?

Well, Skip, I thought I would start you off...

with our best seller, Mahi-mahi...

with sauteed onions, peppers, and minced garlic.

Hold up, hold up.

Don't tell me the ingredients, let me chew, just let me chew.

Let me chew and then I'll guess, you look impressed.

Have you seen the show? Yes.

Good. Let's go again.

Reset it!

Skip!

And... action!

What's on the menu today, boss?

Well, Skip, I thought I'd start you off with our best seller...

it's mahi-mahi.

Sit down!

You're being disruptive.

Skip Forte.

Hm.

That is some good fish!

Sauteed onions, obviously, bay leaves, tomatoes...

but what is this sauteed in?

Is that curry red ketchup?

- Well, it is. - That's a bingo!

Excuse me! We're filming!

One more time and you're out of here!

I'm taking it back! I'm taking it back again. I'm taking it...

Sorry. Is that thing broken?

I just calibrated it. But what is it sauteed in?

Is this... is this curry red ketchup?

Yes, you're right. Yes!

That's impressive.

Tell me, tell me about the fish.

Well, Skip, it's local, it's very fresh.

It's our catch of the day.

Ho-ho, it's got some kick to it.

Well, that could be the crushed red pepper.

I told you not to tell me the ingredients!

How many times he gonna tell you...

don't tell him the ingredients! How many times?

Come on! No.

Hey, do you want to get another...

We have to warn them!

Mr. Forte? Skip!

Skip! Mr. Forte? Mr. Forte?

Skip. What happened, man?

Help! Go ask for help!

Help! Mr. Forte!

Holy shnikes! My god!

Help!

Reese, what the hell are you doing?

We have to get these people off the beach.

Because of a gas explosion in a restaurant?

There was no gas explosion!

Tell that to the Fire Marshal.

You know damn well he's not gonna listen to me.

Who would? Spouting all that B.S. about nuclear radiation...

It's the truth and you know it.

And that makes restaurants go boom?

It happened. We saw it, man.

Why are you here? I thought I fired you?

What about all the dead fish I've been reporting to you?

You mean the fish that were burnt to death...

during that parasailing fire?

That's not what caused it!

Then what did? Is there an Atomic Jelly Fish on the loose?

It's a shark!

Well, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree now, does it?

No! Gina's got you down, Reese!

You going down, Reese! You down!

Put him in the arm bar, Gina! Arm bar, bitch!

Reese, you're down, you better tap, baby...

you better tap.

That's it! Gina won the fight! Ding, ding, ding!

Come on, Gina... Gina? Gina, come on.

Gina Delamo wins this fight easy.

King Kong ain't got nothing on Gina Delamo!

Greatest of all time! Woo-hoo!

You just kicked ass.

Make sure to turn in your uniform.

I want it for the wall of shame.

No one is gonna believe us without proof.

Yeah, if we got proof...

we could post it on Troy and Felice's channel.

They get millions of eyeballs each week.

What if we rigged the Geiger counter to your drone?

Fly it out to sea, find the shark ourselves?

I mean, it's a great idea, but the drone's busted.

It's gonna take weeks to get new parts.

Damn it!

Hold on.

Where are you going? Come on.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Getting us a new drone.

There's our perv.

Let's get him!

I think he's upstairs.

Okay, just follow me this way.

Okay.

Take it, baby, that is the money shot.

Hey, there.

I heard you were looking for a model to photograph.

Well, yes, come on in.

Hi, I'm Fletcher. Yeah.

So... So...

Freeze!

Who the hell are you? We're cops, okay?

We're here to confiscate these drones.

No! Nothing I do here is illegal, okay?

I'm a legitimate business man. I'll prove it.

Look! See? See?

Look, see? See it?

Those women give you permission to photograph them?

The beach is public domain.

I don't really think the law works that way.

Yeah, sure it does. Look. Look, see?

See? There's that...

not into that, that's not my thing.

Definitely not into that, that's awful.

No, I bet that's a...

Wait a second. You guys aren't cops.

You're the lifeguards...

and from what I've seen, not very good ones.

You need a quadcopter for shark hunting? Don't you?

Pretty much, yeah.

Well, mine are custom made, longer battery...

longer range, fast.

5,000 bucks, it's yours.

What?

Call police.

SIRI Searching Polish sausage restaurants.

No, fine, go ahead.

Impersonating a police officer is serious business, okay?

SIRI I found three results...

We'll hold.

For Polish sausage restaurants in your area.

Would you like me to list them?

Okay, fine, fine, fine, I'll make you a deal...

if you guys just leave me alone...

Yeah, we're listening.

Hang up the phone, man!

Talk.

Okay, I got a video that you might be interested in.

You have nothing I want to see.

You're gonna want to see this, trust me.

Okay... I was cruising around the harbor last night...

looking for some... some late night action...

when I saw... this.

Get ready to wet yourselves.

Does it keep going?

That's basically it.

But I was getting some kind of interference.

Go back a few frames.

That's our fish.

I was gonna post it online, but, honestly...

people would just scream it's a fake.

Right, yeah.

1,000 bucks for this video and one of my mid-level drones.

Troy.

- 1,000 bucks? - 1,000 bucks.

Meet us at the beach at the Havana Hotel.

$800, I'll throw in the boom box.

Would you take a check?

I'll take anything.

There's no one in the water.

You noticed?

Well, get out there.

These people look up to us.

Get out there and show them there's nothing to be afraid of.

I'm not so sure there isn't.

There's an overage of lifeguards in La Jolla.

I'm going out there this afternoon...

to grab my pick of the litter.

I like looking at you, Kylie...

but I can replace you. Understand?

How's the water?

It's nice! Warm.

Dude, where the hell are you going?

Dude, yellow, bitch!

Whatever, man.

I don't know.

What do you mean? It's right there.

I see it, but it's just not enough.

We know what it is, but to our viewers, it could be anything.

They'll just call this a fake.

That's what I said.

Where did this damn thing come from?

I wondered the same thing, and then I did some Googling.

So there's rumors of a Soviet sub sinking about 30 miles out from San Diego, back in the '80s.

I think it's really there... and leaking radiation.

Check it out.

I rigged a Geiger counter, so it sits on the edge of frame here.

That's pretty genius.

Can you work with it?

If he can get that thing to go off with the shark in frame...

heck, yeah, I'll work with it, I'll post it.

All right, all right, all right.

All right, all right, make sure we roll all of this.

Easy... easy does it.

Good job. Here we go.

Sons of bitches!

Kylie! Kylie! Down here!

Hey, you feeling better?

A lot... take a picture with me...

so I can always remember the girl that saved my life.

That's so sweet, of course.

Uncle Rick, take the picture.

Moving closer!

Get everyone out of the water! Shark!

REESE You're not authorized...

to be on this channel. Hand over your radio now!

Kylie! Do you hear me? Shark!

GINA Get everyone out of the water!

Kylie!

What are you doing? Fly the thing!

Stop it. What are you doing?

We need a close-up! You can't get any closer!

Yes, I can!

Guys, not now! Focus!

You're making this way harder than it needs to be.

- This is incredibly difficult. - Give it here!

Hey! Reese!

Are you serious right now? Are you serious?

What's your deal, man?

Reese, there is a shark in the water. I'm coming with you.

There are no damn sharks!

Yes, there is! Why are you doing this?

There's blood in the water, you idiot!

We have to get the people out.

There are no sharks!

Shark!

My god! Shark!

Where are you guys going?

Lower, baby.

Yeah, time for the money shot.

You can't go any lower.

Shark! Shark, everybody!

Come in! Come in! Let's go, let's go!

Get out! Come on!

Hey! Get in! Come! Let's go!

Come on! Come here!

Come here! Get in!

Lower, baby.

You can't go any closer!

- Yes, I can! - I'm telling you.

Damn it!

Look what you did! I did it?

Great job! Yes, you did!

I'm blind!

No... I think it's reaching critical mass!

He's gonna to blow!

Did you get it? Yeah, I got it!

Damn it!

I know what you do.

You guys okay?

Yeah, well, the shark's da' bomb...

so I'm pretty much gonna need therapy for the rest of my life.

You?

Lost my footage. We noticed.

We overheard cops talking. Looks like military's coming in.

That's a good thing, right?

Not really. The military's gonna shoot first...

and ask questions later,

but in this scenario there won't be a later.

What do you mean?

Did you see what just happened?

Kind of, my monitor was in and out.

The shark's energy is unstable.

Without the seawater to cool it down, it'll overheat...

like a nuclear reactor.

The military is gonna shoot to kill...

and the second any substantial firepower touches that thing...

The coast is toast.

Normally I'd say that sounds crazy...

but sanity took a leave of absence today.

What if we lure it out to sea? I mean way out.

We have a boat.

Troy spent a fortune putting her together.

There's nothing faster.

Then what?

Then we blow it up?

Cool, that sounds dangerous.

What if we had a second boat? Like a bait boat.

Bait boat?

Yeah, something we can rig with dynamite...

or gas cans or something.

So we blow the boat, blow the shark, save the west coast?

I have an idea.

Go get another drone from Fletcher...

and find some chum, a lot of it!

What! Where are you going?

Just keep your phone on you.

Where am I gonna find chum?

Come on! I know you're in there!

It's open!

Have a seat.

I can't stay. Suit yourself.

Neither can you. I need your help to kill that thing.

The Navy squids and half the world are out there...

chasing that thing, you don't need my help...

it'll be dead by morning.

Then so will we. I tried to tell you!

The shark is infected. Infected?

Radiation in its DNA...

that basically turns it into a biological atomic bomb.

If it goes off near land...

the whole Southern California coast will be uninhabitable...

for the next 20,000 years.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that...

but you'll have to find yourself another captain.

Dad...

Divorce is always hard on kids.

It's hard on everyone.

You left! I wanted to believe you, but you left.

So I just... I believed the person that was there for me.

You are all that I have left.

Why won't you just help me?

Gina? What?

When do you want to leave?

Does right now work?

You got a plan?

Well, I mean, I still need help with the details...

but it kind of involves blowing up your boat.

Perfect.

What are you doing here? Man, who invited this guy?

The drone comes, so do I.

Can't afford to have you crash another one.

My baby did not crash your... Are you kidding me?

You made me crash it! I made you crash?

Knock it off. Knock it off!

If we're gonna do this, we have to work as a team.

We're doing this.

You don't even want to know what we had to do to score that chum.

Disgusting.

How old are you, please. All right, here's the deal.

Felice and I are gonna ride on Dad's boat...

Who's Dad?

While Fletcher and Kaplan ride on Troy's.

Fletcher, Kaplan and I ride on Troy's boat.

No, no, no, I don't think you want to do that, please.

The boys will be in charge...

of chumming on that boat.

'Cause it's faster...

but that also means the shark will be chasing them.

The shark is chasing us?

Right, so... Who's Dad?

Target distance for detonation is 20 miles southwest from here.

Anybody? 20.4 miles.

How did we come up with a number like that?

Captain Dad.

That's how far Coronado Island is...

and that's where I first saw this thing.

Cool.

And it should be far enough away from the coast...

in case he explodes.

How big of an explosion are we talking about here?

Just, you know, curious.

- I don't know, like a megaton. - Megaton?

A megaton is equivalent to a million tons of dynamite.

Awesome, does anyone have SPF 9000?

How far do we have to be when this thing blows?

About 4 miles. How fast your boat go?

80 knots is the fastest I've gotten her to go, so far.

- The fastest. - Yup.

80 knots, that's about two and a half minutes.

That's how long we have to get away.

Yeah, we have to chum every three miles...

otherwise we may lose him.

That's why I made this.

A little modification I slapped together.

Flying buckets of chum.

That's great, just make sure and save it...

for when we're on Troy's boat.

You distract him with that thing, lure it out to sea...

and we'll haul ass back to shore.

How far is your range on that thing?

It's beefed up.

I mean, I've never flown it further than 10 miles...

but it could work.

I like your confidence, Brother.

It should work. It has to.

Radio check.

Good check.

Anything? Not yet.

Chum!

Go chum!

Hey, guys? Guys, you ready to be famous?

What do you mean?

Check out the number on the bottom of that window?

2.3 million and change.

That's how many people are watching right now.

A little help here.

You mean now, as in live?

Yeah! I wouldn't be risking my life out here...

if everyone and their mother didn't know about it.

Yeah! Yeah!

Please, cute-cat videos get more hits than you.

That's because cute-cat videos are like crack to people.

Have you ever seen Squirrel vs. Ninja cat?

Yeah! I love that one!

It's so good.

Compete with that!

Come on, let's go!

You don't know how to chum. Chum! Chum!

Been awhile since we've been on a boat together.

Yeah.

I'm proud of you, Gina... real proud.

He's close.

We're not even halfway there.

Look alive, guys. He's close.

We're nowhere near where we need to be yet.

Tell me about it. We're not even at four million viewers yet.

That's not what I meant.

Hey, there he is!

Hey, pick it up! He's coming in hot.

How can a shark move that fast?

We got to slow this thing down!

There's a boat-load of oxygen tanks under the bow! Get 'em!

What are we supposed to do with these?

Throw 'em in the sharks mouth and shoot him!

Like Jaws?

We don't even have a gun! Then just throw them!

What's that gonna do?

The shark will heat the water, and they'll explode.

Like depth charges.

Yeah, exactly! It might slow it down!

Or set it off! Atomic blast! Remember that part?

It's just air! Throw 'em!

I hate this plan! We're doing it!

Do it!

Nothing. Throw another one!

I got another one! Get another one in there!

Okay, this plan sucks! Give me that thing!

You guys okay?

Yeah, we're fine. Fletcher's gone.

We saw.

Do you have his drone?

Yeah, it's back here.

Good, let's use it to help us kill this damn thing.

Do you know how to operate it?

Yeah, if I can figure out how to turn it on.

There's Coronado Island in front of us.

We're about four miles out, start chumming!

Dude! Dude!

Let me see the radio! Let me see the radio!

Hey, baby. Four million viewers and counting!

Seriously?

TROY Serious as a shark attack!

Damn it, I'm missing it! I need to get on that boat!

I need to get on that boat!

Pull next to them! I'm switching boats!

Felice, we have to stick to the plan.

We will all be on that boat in a minute.

We have to stick to the plan.

Was Fletcher getting eaten part of the plan?

No, but I promise that we will all have a better chance...

of staying alive if you focus on spotting a glimmer...

in the water instead of on your 15 minutes of fame.

You look fat when you're condescending?

Bitch.

What's that? What's what?

Sharks! A whole lot of them.

Brace yourselves. It's about to get bumpy!

We attracted them with the chum.

Sharks incoming! Brace yourself!

Did she say sharks, as in plural?

I think so.

We don't see anything!

We don't see anything! Hold on!

Come on, you sons of bitches.

Son of a bitch!

Holy...

Are you seeing this, people?

Troy!

I'm coming, Troy, buddy, hold on!

Hold on, buddy!

Troy! Try to swim, man, come on! Help! Help!

Come on, come on! Come one, you're right, here!

Come on, come on, come on.

Help. Help. Troy, come on!

Hurry! Come on, he's coming! Hurry!

Come on, Troy, let's go!

Come on, swim! Come on!

Come on, swim! Come on!

Come on, it's coming! Swim like you never swim!

Go! Go.

Kiss my...

Troy, no! No, Troy!

Troy?

Troy? Troy?

Can't stop now! We got a mile to go!

The motor's dead.

We can't go without Troy. Where is he?

He's gone, Felice! What are we gonna do now?

We can't use my boat, it's rigged to explode...

Bow line! We'll have to use yours!

Toss me the bow line!

Secure that thing and float it! All right.

Time to leave, sweetheart.

Just leave me here, I can't live without him.

Suit yourself.

Where is she?

She's in there, she wants to stay.

What? She can't stay!

You go tell her that. Let's float this around to your stern.

Come on, come on.

Don't let it sink!

Felice.

I'm sorry he's dead.

It's your fault.

What the hell?

Damn it!

Wait! Get the hell off me, Felice!

If you'd let me on my boat, he'd still be here!

Stay down!

Shark wants to kill me, I understand.

What's your excuse?

I don't know what came over me.

I... I'll still go with you, if you'll let me.

I'm sorry.

Shark! The boat's on fire!

Untie that bow line! Just push off!

Come on.

Dad! Dad, no!

Dad... Dad.

Look, your dad would have wanted us to keep fighting.

We're gonna lure him to the boat, and then...

Damn it!

That probably would have worked.

Is your drone working?

Well, I haven't had a chance to get it up yet!

Well, get it up, damn it! Go, come on!

We're gonna die out here.

We might as well save some lives while we're at it.

Yeah, sure, why not?

I'm gonna force feed it with this.

But I gotta take it as low as possible first.

How?

That!

Wait, you're gonna ride that thing?

I'm gonna try.

I gotta find the battery to this boat.

Where is it? Right here, why?

We're gonna make sure it blows!

Shift the wire.

What?

Shift the wires.

Help me with this. Help me put it on.

I'm gonna go down as far as I can go.

And as soon as I do...

I'm gonna take off my oxygen tank, open it up...

and as soon as you see it come to the surface...

we're gonna put those wires to the bolts of the battery.

One to the red, one to the black.

You got it!

There's no way this is gonna work.

Do you have a better idea?

Well, we could... We could...

It's totally gonna work.

Okay. All right.

So, if I can go down far enough, it'll minimize the blast.

I'm gonna have to get in the water to start that engine.

Can you... can you fly that thing and distract it?

I'm gonna fly that thing if it's the last thing I do.

Well, it just might be.

I don't know, Gina, this is a long shot.

Well, sometimes you just have to take the long shot.

Wait, what are you doing?

Did I just misread that? Yes! Well, no...

He's coming back! Okay...

Stick to the plan.

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Wait a minute, let me just get this straight.

You want me to blow you up?

Yes!

Well, what about us? We just had that... we just had a moment!

What about you and I and the whole... and the thing?

You and me!

Where are you going?

I love you, Gina!

That's not good.

You're alive!

You missed it!

I missed you, too!

No, Kaplan, you ran out of cord!

Behind you!

It worked!

Just do it again, Kaplan! Do it again!

Damn it!

Kaplan, what's wrong?

I can't turn this damn thing!

Come on, Kaplan, just do it again!

Swim, Gina! Swim!

The other way! Where are you going?

Where is she going?

Right, everyone else is dead.

My turn!

Come on! Shark, come on!

Look at me, I'm in the water, shark!

You and me, shark! You and me, I'm here, damn it!

Damn it, shark!

The shark is overheating, Gina! It's gonna blow!

There's more oxygen tanks in the back of the boat, I just dived.

No, no, no! No, move them to the back.

What?

Put the tanks in the back of the boat, Gina!

Here, catch it.

You got it?

Here.

Okay, find... find me something to knock these off with!

What? Gotta knock these tops off!

Will this work?

Yeah, yeah. Okay, come on, come on.

All right, on three... we're gonna whack 'em.

We're gonna whack 'em off, okay?

All right. Here we go. One, two, three!

Again! Again!

All right, this is it!

You ready? Go!

My god.

Are you okay?

I need a minute. I need a minute.

Okay.

I'm gonna throw up.

Hey, Gina...

Come here. You come here.

- Why every time? - Yeah, damn it.