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♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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GEORGE COULAM: What is a king
without his kingdom?
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What is the king
without his kingdom?
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What is the king
without his property?
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-♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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GEORGE: He's free.
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♪ (DRUM MARCH PLAYING) ♪
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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LISA: (OVER RADIO)
Bill, this is Lisa.
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Bill, this is Lisa.
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BILL: (OVER RADIO)
Go ahead, Lisa!
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We going soonish?
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BILL: I believe so.
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LISA: Copy, we're going at 8:50.
Four minutes.
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(HORN HONKING)
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Show time!
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LISA: Ten.
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CANNON GUARD:
Enforce the cannon line!
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LISA: Five.
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(GROWLS)
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Go cannon.
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Cannon fire!
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Cannon fire!
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Cannon fire!
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-(EXPLOSIVE SHOT)
-(RINGING SOUND)
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♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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JEFF BALDWIN: Huzzah!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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-Huzzah!
-CROWD: Huzzah!
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JEFF: Huzzah!
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Are you having a good time?
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(CROWD CHEERS)
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JEFF:
Lift up your cares, friends!
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(CHEERING)
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Welcome to the Texas
Renaissance Festival!
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-♪ (UPBEAT DRUMS PLAYING) ♪
-(CROWD CHEERING)
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(RADIO BEEPING)
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Hey, could you tell me
what the last count was?
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Lords and ladies of the Realm,
your count is 30,095.
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Your daily projection is 31,000,
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and your yearly projection
is 420,000.
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Huzzah!
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EMPLOYEE: Enjoy the kingdom.
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Greetings, lords and ladies,
lads and lasses!
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Welcome to New Market Village!
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CRIER: Step right up!
Prove your strength!
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Lords and ladies,
rickshaws over here!
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LOUIE MIGLIACCIO:
I can take you anywhere you want to go.
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DON WHITE:
Every Renaissance Fair
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in the United States
came into being
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because they wanted
to be like George.
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He started with nothing
and built this whole thing.
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(KNIGHT SCREAMS)
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TERRENCE: When I first started
working with King George,
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I got a job as his court jester.
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And my jester name
was Nitchnick.
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(HIGH-PITCHED) Nitchnick!
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(NORMAL) Make way for the king!
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(HIGH-PITCHED)
Make way for my king!
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(GIGGLES, CHEERS)
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(NORMAL)
It's a fantasy land out here.
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Huzzah! Huzzah!
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And some people
kind of live in it year-round.
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Salut. En garde, allez...
(GRUNTS)
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(KNIGHTS YELLING)
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-(YELLS)
-(ROARS)
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LIGIA GILES: Every single day,
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I pray to two things
in my life...
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God and King George.
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I am here because of one man
who had a vision to do this.
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To me, he will live forever.
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-Olé!
-CROWD: Olé!
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ALL: Olé!
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-Olé!
-(CROWD CHEERS)
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-Huzzah!
-ALL: Huzzah!
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-Huzzah!
-Huzzah!
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-Huzzah!
-ALL: Huzzah!
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JOE IMHOFF:
I was at the right place
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at the right time
and met King George.
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And he allowed me
to put sausage on a stick.
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(COW MOOING)
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EMPLOYEE:
Hot, juicy steak on a stick!
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MARIA: This is the granddaddy
of all Renaissance festivals.
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So we prep 1,000 pounds
of meat every weekend.
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And we go through all of it.
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RHONNIE: I mean,
there's 30,000 people a day,
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so this is a place that people
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make millions of dollars
just selling meat and beer.
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EMPLOYEE 1: They needed
to incorporate a city
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because this thing
got so massive,
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and then George bought
and created a town.
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-(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)
-♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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GLENDA: He's the ruler.
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EX-EMPLOYEE: I've never
seen him treat anyone unfairly.
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He fired me
with plenty of cause.
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EMPLOYEE 2: I only know
what I've read in the paper.
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RHONNIE: He's not crazy.
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He's just thinking on a level
that you can't comprehend.
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EMPLOYEE 3: Did you go out there
and see where the sarcophagus is?
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JEFF: I mean, if you look
at de Medici, you know,
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I mean, they would've done
the same thing.
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DON: It's his dream,
and he's living it.
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-GLENDA:
He is our magic out here. -(VOICES OVERLAPPING)
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LIGIA: He should be,
and he will be immortal.
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OVERLAPPING VOICES: George,
George, George, George.
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♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
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LIGIA: I'm pretty sure
he will be immortal.
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NURSE: So let's go do
our stacking.
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GEORGE: Okay.
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(QUIET CLATTERING)
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Thirty-three, three eight three.
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So I'm way over my average here.
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I'm gonna take you through here
and explain everything.
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In the morning...
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I lay just like this,
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and I hypnotize myself.
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I tell my brain not to have
any epileptic seizures
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and to take
my medicine every day.
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These are my altars.
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I start at the health.
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I'm trying to find a companion.
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This is a good example
of my flower arranging.
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This is your basic
toilet paper dispenser.
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It's your basic shower with a...
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I like it because you don't have
to have a shower curtain.
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This is my bulletin board.
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Life equals health, longevity.
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I'm gonna die when I'm 95.
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Uh, companionship, female.
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Financial security and team.
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Patience, rationality, beauty,
harmony, festival, garden, art.
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Passing. This is the, uh...
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I started to read
some books about-
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because I was planning
about dying,
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I started to read some books
about dying,
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and lo and behold,
I discovered that the government
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tells you when and where
and how you can die.
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That really pissed me off.
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I said the goddamn government
doesn't have any right
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telling me anything
about when I'm gonna die.
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But if you want to die,
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there's the only company
in the world
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that'll help you die
is in Switzerland.
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And you can go there,
and it costs, I think,
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25,000 dollars
and they'll kill you.
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♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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GEORGE: Nobody likes
to talk about death.
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This child right here
has zero friends,
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zero relatives,
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nobody to talk
to about anything like that.
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NURSE: All right, I don't like
the looks of that lower number.
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GEORGE: Nobody.
I mean literally nobody.
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Five, six,
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seven.
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Three, four...
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five, six.
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(GEORGE EXHALES)
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NURSE: Two.
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(GEORGE BREATHES DEEPLY)
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♪ (SOLEMN MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
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(SNIFFS, BREATHES DEEPLY)
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GEORGE:
When I first started festivals,
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I played the role of the king,
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and so I'm still
the king to them,
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and they call me King George.
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But I don't have time
and just don't wanna do it.
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And so I'm trying
to find somebody
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to take care of the festival.
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I got nine years left
of my life, and...
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I want to do art...
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chase ladies. I don't wanna-
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I want to find a companion
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and I wanna do my art
in my garden.
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That's it.
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Companion, art, garden.
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That's all I wanna do.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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OVERLAPPING DISTORTED VOICES:
George, George, George, George.
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GEORGE: (VOICE ECHOES)
Companion, art, garden.
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I want to find a companion
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and I wanna do my art
in my garden. That's it.
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(WOMAN GIGGLES)
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OVERLAPPING VOICES: George,
George, George, George...
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(CHATTER CONTINUES)
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OVERLAPPING VOICES:
George, George, George...
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-JEFF: George!
-♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
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Yep.
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Yep.
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JEFF: Financial.
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As of this morning,
in Woodforest,
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we have 4,742,865 dollars
and 40 cents
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in the bank account.
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That's 8,235 more than we had
Saturday morning
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-when I talked to you.
-LAUREN CROFT: Nice.
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Lawsuits. Mercifully,
there was no movement
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in lawsuits over the weekend.
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Parking, we'll be adding a fee
to every 2023 ticket
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to accommodate that.
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That'll be a big source
of income for us.
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LAUREN: I'll get
with Teagan today
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-to start running those numbers.
-JEFF: All right.
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-All right.
-JEFF: Okay.
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-Okay.
-(LAUREN LAUGHING)
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♪ (PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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JEFF: George is, you know,
Willy Wonka.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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JEFF: I mean, he's built a world
of pure imagination.
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(CHILD WHOOPS)
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JEFF: And, you know, I'm lucky
to be the head Oompa Loompa.
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Marshall, I'm so glad
you're here.
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Yeah, how much
have you been drinking, lassie?
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(LAUGHS)
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I thought unicorns
had four legs.
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Hey, Tim. What's up?
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So what is our solution?
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Welcome to
the Texas Renaissance Festival.
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JEFF: I was a performer
for 17 years.
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I was the director
of entertainment
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for the last quarter
of a century.
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And I'm the general manager now,
and this is my life's work.
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I mean, this place makes
a lot of money.
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But that's not
what motivates me.
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It's the magic.
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Heroes!
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JEFF: George brought
that magic here 50 years ago.
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We need to keep
that magic alive.
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Shoes are questionable.
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I'm the chancellor.
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Your boots are questionable.
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The hand of the king.
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Your shoes are questionable too,
and that piercing
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needs to come out
of your cheek, please.
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George has said
he's got nine years left,
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so he's kind of come up
with a nine-year plan.
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You need a hat, sir.
You, sir, need a hat.
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And we're moving ahead
with that plan.
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♪ (LOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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LOUIE: There was always
a succession plan,
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but it shifts all the time.
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There's a track right now
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that I don't think
is sustainable,
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because when you're a 13-
to 15-million-dollar festival,
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it has to be run right.
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Anything that's a threat to that
causes concern.
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♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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LOUIE: Kettle corn,
lords and ladies!
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Right over here!
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Popped fresh all day long!
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EMPLOYEE: Welcome, my dear!
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LOUIE: People think it's crazy.
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My operation
was built on kettle corn.
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Hello, ladies, how are you?
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I like the smiles.
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Kettle corn
is the seed for all of this.
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Then we got into merchandise,
then we did rickshaw rides,
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and now we're sitting
at 12 programs, 140 staff.
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So the growth of our company,
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I think,
has shocked a lot of people.
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And so that has caused
some jealousy and strife.
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-He's new, right?
-Can I do...
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Can we get
a flower crown on him?
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LOUIE: You know,
it seems like capitalism
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has a negative connotation
nowadays,
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but I don't see
the negativity in it.
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I see the beauty in it.
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We can do this
on a different scale.
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You know, wouldn't it be nice
to have EDM festivals...
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♪ (EDM BAGPIPE MUSIC
PLAYS BRIEFLY) ♪
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LOUIE:
...Renaissance University,
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new and immersive technology,
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things that will elevate
our game?
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But some people who work here
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are actually afraid
of that kind of change.
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Maybe they don't wanna work
as hard.
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Maybe they don't wanna make
as much money.
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But this is where
the bus is going.
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And if you're not willing
to get on the bus,
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well, then you're not
on the bus.
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♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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LOUIE: People do think
that I'm gonna take over.
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You know, would I do a good job?
Yeah, I would do a good job.
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JEFF: Great season, guys.
283
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And how long have
you guys been coming?
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High school.
285
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It's my 43rd year
out here, guys.
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Huzzah.
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(FIREWORKS EXPLODING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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♪ (RENAISSANCE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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JEFF: Welcome to
Hear Ye, Hear Ye!
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A Texas style
renaissance podcast.
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Founded in 1974,
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the Texas Renaissance Festival
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is the largest renaissance event
in the nation.
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Our festival grounds
are nestled in the piney woods
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of Todd Mission, Texas,
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where magic
and dreams come true
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when you enter the gates
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of our 16th-century
New Market Village.
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And now, the king.
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♪ (TRUMPET FANFARE PLAYS) ♪
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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Thank you, trumpeters.
And well met, goodly listeners.
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That's right, we've come
to the end
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of another exciting year.
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How absolutely glorious
2021 has been.
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(OVER RADIO) I'm here with
our first king, George Coulam.
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Good morning, George.
How are you?
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-GEORGE: Very well, my lord.
-GREG: (LAUGHING) Oh, thank you.
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-You do me a great honor-
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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City of Todd Mission,
this is Neal.
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How can I help you?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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NEAL WENDELE: Todd Mission
is a very dynamic place.
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♪ (GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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NEAL: And it's our job
to handle the things
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that the fantasy forgets.
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George is the king of the
Texas Renaissance Festival,
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but he's also the mayor
of this town that he's created.
323
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And those are
two very different roles.
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-(BUTTONS CLICKING)
-(TV STATIC)
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(VHS REWINDING)
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A man had a heart attack
in the doorway
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of the Renaissance Festival
office.
328
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They took 35 minutes
for the ambulance to get there.
329
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And then when they finally
got him to the hospital,
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he was dead.
331
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One fucking hour to go
to the hospital,
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the man died.
333
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That's why we want an ambulance.
334
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And the county says no.
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So I do suggest everybody
reaching out
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to your county commissioners,
if you can. That may-
337
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Well, how about
we just don't pay our taxes
338
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then to Grimes County?
339
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Maybe that'd build a fire
under their ass.
340
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And guess who pays the bills?
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(YELLING) Me!
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NEAL:
George is a visionary genius.
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He built this vision
and this is a utopia.
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♪ (GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
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DON: Twenty years ago,
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George bought
all the land down here
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and moved everybody in,
348
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,388
so his fair is completely
surrounded
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all year by people
who do his show.
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♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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CURTIS: There's a home
for us here.
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George Coulam, he...
he laid it down.
353
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GLENDA: As a group out here,
we've known George for 40 years.
354
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We worked together
to kind of build all of this.
355
00:18:02,356 --> 00:18:04,657
I don't know
what's gonna happen to it
356
00:18:04,726 --> 00:18:06,358
after he's gone,
357
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because if he ain't working it,
it don't work.
358
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There would be a lot of people
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that would think
that they could take over,
360
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:17,603
but do you know how many people
that's been here that thought
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00:18:17,671 --> 00:18:20,443
they were gonna do that,
and now they're out?
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That's why he's the king.
(CHUCKLES)
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It's like a game.
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(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
365
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GLENDA: The pawns are
the people in his realm,
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and he's the king.
367
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He moves you around
as he sees fit.
368
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CRIER: Welcome to
the Texas Renaissance Festival
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and New Market Village.
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GLENDA: It's just a game.
371
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Some people lose
and some people win,
372
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and some people win
more than others.
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People, they don't really know
what he's like.
374
00:18:57,945 --> 00:19:03,482
And they don't wanna know him
because they're scared.
375
00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:06,655
You bat your eyes wrong
and you're gonna be gone.
376
00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:11,758
You see somebody
with all that power
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over the people.
378
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-The city hall...
-...and to the republic,
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-for which it stands...
-GLENDA: ...the festival...
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but yet he has to have something
to fill that emptiness.
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And that's what
he does it with...
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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...his game.
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CRIER: Make way for the king!
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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
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JEFF: Before I took this job,
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I was a professional actor
for a long time,
389
00:19:52,366 --> 00:19:54,270
and so I still dabble in it.
390
00:19:55,369 --> 00:19:56,872
Here's me as Shrek.
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JEFF: I was never really
into being a method actor.
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But I was doing a play called
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Daddy's Dyin',
Who's Got the Will?
394
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:14,086
And my father died in the middle
of rehearsal for that show.
395
00:20:14,155 --> 00:20:16,823
And so I was able to take
that experience
396
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:17,858
of my father dying
397
00:20:17,859 --> 00:20:19,954
into Daddy's Dyin',
Who's Got the Will?
398
00:20:20,022 --> 00:20:21,952
And so the emotion
that I experienced
399
00:20:21,963 --> 00:20:23,832
in that play was real.
400
00:20:24,718 --> 00:20:26,700
It's a comedy.
401
00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:28,502
It's all about the kids
coming together
402
00:20:28,503 --> 00:20:29,802
and seeing
what they're gonna get.
403
00:20:29,803 --> 00:20:31,838
Who's he gonna leave?
What's he gonna leave to who?
404
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:35,344
And so, Daddy's Dyin',
Who's Got the Will?
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00:20:35,744 --> 00:20:36,794
Yeah.
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♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
407
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JEFF: There's been a lot
of other general managers
408
00:20:42,378 --> 00:20:45,085
who've sat in this desk
that don't have the experience
409
00:20:45,086 --> 00:20:46,822
in the theater that I have.
410
00:20:49,024 --> 00:20:52,795
So George and I,
we can communicate as artists.
411
00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:56,597
I see some people who come in,
412
00:20:56,598 --> 00:20:58,225
and after a year at the festival
413
00:20:58,294 --> 00:21:01,304
they think they know
exactly what this place is.
414
00:21:01,305 --> 00:21:03,938
But I don't think
there's anybody
415
00:21:03,939 --> 00:21:06,109
who knows the festival
any better than me,
416
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,510
other than George.
417
00:21:14,082 --> 00:21:15,514
He likes being king.
418
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:17,751
He's never going
to sell the festival.
419
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:20,756
He's gonna be king
until the day he dies.
420
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,956
But I'm the executor of his will
421
00:21:22,957 --> 00:21:25,607
and he states out some things
that he wants to happen...
422
00:21:26,961 --> 00:21:28,664
to put me in position...
423
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,336
to maybe possibly, you know,
fill in for his shoes.
424
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,539
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
425
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GEORGE:
This is the doll magazine.
426
00:21:41,308 --> 00:21:44,043
-Yes, sir.
-This comes once a month.
427
00:21:44,112 --> 00:21:48,484
And I look here to see
if they have costumes like this.
428
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,551
And I ordered this doll
right here.
429
00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:53,589
This lady will sell me this doll
430
00:21:54,322 --> 00:21:56,688
for 1,000 dollars.
431
00:21:56,757 --> 00:22:01,293
I'd like to have that costume
in the Renaissance Festival
432
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:04,700
and make this costume
part of the royal court.
433
00:22:11,339 --> 00:22:14,502
Everybody should subscribe
to the doll magazine.
434
00:22:14,571 --> 00:22:15,621
Next.
435
00:22:15,676 --> 00:22:19,278
Here is the information
that you asked for your nose.
436
00:22:19,347 --> 00:22:21,637
So what you have is
a squamous cell carcinoma.
437
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:23,650
What kind of cancer?
438
00:22:23,719 --> 00:22:25,649
ASSISTANT:
Squamous cell carcinoma.
439
00:22:25,653 --> 00:22:31,090
I have dermis cell carcimoma
and I have to go to this doctor.
440
00:22:31,158 --> 00:22:33,559
Stop taking any medications
441
00:22:33,628 --> 00:22:35,795
that'll interfere
with the procedure.
442
00:22:35,796 --> 00:22:37,631
You don't have to worry
about any of this.
443
00:22:37,632 --> 00:22:40,367
Nothing you take
will interfere with any of it.
444
00:22:40,436 --> 00:22:41,767
You're good to go.
445
00:22:41,836 --> 00:22:45,805
I have to take
Viagra and Cialis...
446
00:22:45,874 --> 00:22:49,112
and I have to have
a shot of testosterone...
447
00:22:50,011 --> 00:22:51,711
once a week.
448
00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:53,846
And I'll tell you, that works.
449
00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:56,783
And if you get
a shot every week...
450
00:22:56,851 --> 00:22:59,655
you can have an erection
until you die.
451
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:03,559
And that's my goal.
452
00:23:04,825 --> 00:23:10,396
And if I really, really wanted
to die the most perfect way,
453
00:23:10,464 --> 00:23:14,633
it would be to have
a woman screw me to death...
454
00:23:14,702 --> 00:23:18,772
and that should end of it
and I would just be dead.
455
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,110
That would be
the perfect way to go...
456
00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:24,747
other than sodium pentothal.
457
00:23:27,148 --> 00:23:28,198
Okay.
458
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,416
All done.
459
00:23:30,484 --> 00:23:33,889
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
460
00:23:35,023 --> 00:23:39,895
Okay, this is Victor.
He's my personal assistant.
461
00:23:40,528 --> 00:23:41,594
And he helps me
462
00:23:41,662 --> 00:23:43,933
because I don't know
how to run a computer.
463
00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:48,837
Uh, he has to help me
with my online dating.
464
00:23:49,937 --> 00:23:53,406
And, uh, I'm on, um,
how many sites?
465
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:56,108
Uh, we are on 15.
466
00:23:56,177 --> 00:23:57,914
We're on 15 sites.
467
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,445
So I'm on sugar daddy sites.
468
00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:06,689
My personal assistant told me
that I shouldn't tell you that
469
00:24:08,022 --> 00:24:10,189
I'm on a sugar daddy site.
470
00:24:10,258 --> 00:24:12,996
♪ (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
471
00:24:12,997 --> 00:24:17,297
GEORGE: Okay, now here
we're scrolling right now
472
00:24:17,298 --> 00:24:19,731
and here's some ladies.
473
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:26,339
And I like a nice, thin lady
between 30 and 50 years old.
474
00:24:26,408 --> 00:24:28,211
Yeah, bring her up.
475
00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:32,278
Then he goes on the site
476
00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:34,478
and he says, "I saw your bio
477
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,753
and I'd like to get together
with you."
478
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:41,024
This is electronic dating.
479
00:24:42,256 --> 00:24:45,658
(WOMEN GIGGLING, ECHOING)
480
00:24:45,726 --> 00:24:48,989
GEORGE: But it's hard
when you're 85,
481
00:24:49,058 --> 00:24:50,833
because I'm going down.
482
00:24:51,998 --> 00:24:54,767
I want somebody that'll love me
and take care of me,
483
00:24:54,836 --> 00:24:56,302
but I'm really starting
484
00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:58,872
very late in the game
to find that.
485
00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,806
JEFF: (MUFFLED)
Here's our financials.
486
00:25:00,807 --> 00:25:04,510
Really and truly, we're looking
at almost 5.5 million dollars
487
00:25:04,511 --> 00:25:05,478
if we had to.
488
00:25:05,479 --> 00:25:07,114
We could put more
in the rainy-day fund,
489
00:25:07,115 --> 00:25:09,249
we could put more
in the capital projects,
490
00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:10,649
if we hit that number...
491
00:25:10,650 --> 00:25:12,685
Website report.
This flowchart's pretty cool.
492
00:25:12,686 --> 00:25:14,154
So these are all
the dropdown menus.
493
00:25:14,155 --> 00:25:15,688
-These are the main menus.
-SEAN: Drainage project.
494
00:25:15,689 --> 00:25:18,391
I've got plants
I've collected last week
495
00:25:18,459 --> 00:25:20,389
for the festival
that we need to put in.
496
00:25:20,390 --> 00:25:21,594
EMPLOYEE: We're going to hire
497
00:25:21,595 --> 00:25:23,197
an entertainment director
full-time.
498
00:25:23,198 --> 00:25:24,931
So I have a couple
of questions for you, sir.
499
00:25:24,932 --> 00:25:26,500
JEFF: There's no movement
on the land taxes.
500
00:25:26,501 --> 00:25:27,801
There's no movement, absolutely.
501
00:25:27,802 --> 00:25:30,735
GEORGE: That's the highest
glory, being in love.
502
00:25:30,804 --> 00:25:33,973
And then you're together
forever, even in heaven.
503
00:25:33,974 --> 00:25:35,642
(VOICE ECHOING)
Even in heaven...
504
00:25:35,643 --> 00:25:37,753
GEORGE: And then
what's Leonard saying?
505
00:25:39,175 --> 00:25:41,147
You know what Leonards are?
506
00:25:41,215 --> 00:25:42,815
This is Leonard right here.
507
00:25:42,884 --> 00:25:44,784
He has kind
of his little own brain.
508
00:25:44,853 --> 00:25:47,554
(CHUCKLES)
Sometimes he's the boss.
509
00:25:47,622 --> 00:25:49,622
I said, "She's no good."
510
00:25:49,691 --> 00:25:51,827
And he said,
"Bullshit. I want her."
511
00:25:52,494 --> 00:25:53,660
(LAUGHS)
512
00:25:53,729 --> 00:25:55,662
So I have to do
what Leonard says.
513
00:25:55,730 --> 00:25:57,830
(CHUCKLES) Controls me.
514
00:25:57,899 --> 00:25:59,798
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
515
00:25:59,867 --> 00:26:03,339
GEORGE: My goal is to sell
all my assets before I die,
516
00:26:04,405 --> 00:26:05,909
so I can spend the money.
517
00:26:07,541 --> 00:26:10,109
If I didn't have
to do the festival,
518
00:26:10,178 --> 00:26:14,613
then I could just focus in
on searching for a companion.
519
00:26:14,682 --> 00:26:17,584
And they're out there.
There's plenty of good people.
520
00:26:17,653 --> 00:26:19,952
I just have to have the money.
521
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:21,555
JEFF: (MUFFLED)
...that PPE loan forgiven.
522
00:26:21,556 --> 00:26:24,684
-And once that PPE loan
is forgiven... -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
523
00:26:24,685 --> 00:26:26,994
JEFF: (UNMUFFLED) ...there's
gonna be another 300,000 dollars
524
00:26:26,995 --> 00:26:28,995
that joins that.
So it's very good.
525
00:26:29,064 --> 00:26:32,799
Uh, Germany, I'm really
looking forward to it.
526
00:26:32,868 --> 00:26:35,468
You know, meeting some people
in the industry,
527
00:26:35,537 --> 00:26:36,970
getting new ideas.
528
00:26:36,971 --> 00:26:39,039
It's really gonna be
an amazing trip, George.
529
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,442
We'll draw up our list
of everything we're gonna see,
530
00:26:41,443 --> 00:26:42,607
where we're staying.
531
00:26:42,608 --> 00:26:44,912
Kaltenberger Ritterturnier,
some great ideas.
532
00:26:44,913 --> 00:26:46,613
Their jousting show
is beautiful.
533
00:26:46,614 --> 00:26:48,184
The whole show's in German,
534
00:26:49,145 --> 00:26:50,517
which is kind of cool.
535
00:26:50,585 --> 00:26:52,251
We won't meet on Sunday,
536
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:57,289
so the next time you'll see me
is through Lauren's computer
537
00:26:57,358 --> 00:26:58,790
when I'm in Germany.
538
00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:01,162
Give me a call. My phone's on
if you need anything.
539
00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:02,265
Okay.
540
00:27:09,470 --> 00:27:12,839
GEORGE: Put it on Jeffrey's list
that I need his plan.
541
00:27:12,908 --> 00:27:14,707
I already told him before,
right?
542
00:27:14,776 --> 00:27:16,136
ASSISTANT: Yes, sir.
543
00:27:16,205 --> 00:27:18,511
I need his plan for, uh...
544
00:27:18,580 --> 00:27:19,949
entertainment.
545
00:27:20,915 --> 00:27:22,815
Need the plan for entertainment.
546
00:27:22,884 --> 00:27:24,153
ASSISTANT: Yes, sir.
547
00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:29,522
(BIRDS CALLING)
548
00:27:29,591 --> 00:27:34,097
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
549
00:27:34,098 --> 00:27:38,865
JEFF: Okay. I know all
of our time is pretty valuable,
550
00:27:38,866 --> 00:27:40,461
so we're going to try to,
you know,
551
00:27:40,462 --> 00:27:42,235
get this done
as quickly as possible.
552
00:27:42,236 --> 00:27:46,706
There are several topics
I'd like to discuss. Uh...
553
00:27:46,707 --> 00:27:48,475
First off, I don't know
how many of you
554
00:27:48,476 --> 00:27:50,276
follow Facebook
and social media.
555
00:27:50,345 --> 00:27:52,578
What kinda concerns me
is some of the optics
556
00:27:52,647 --> 00:27:53,880
on George's statue.
557
00:27:53,949 --> 00:27:55,579
And I've talked
to Karl about it.
558
00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:57,817
I mean, the optics are bad.
559
00:27:57,818 --> 00:28:00,086
You know, they're seeing
this bronze of George,
560
00:28:00,087 --> 00:28:02,682
and they're making assumption
after assumption.
561
00:28:02,683 --> 00:28:04,524
-LAUREN: A very negative-
-KARL: Price increases
562
00:28:04,525 --> 00:28:06,159
in campgrounds
and across the board.
563
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,128
JEFF: And this is what we use
that money to pay for.
564
00:28:08,129 --> 00:28:09,462
KARL: So that's what George-
565
00:28:09,463 --> 00:28:10,831
LAUREN: Well they already have
their opinions so...
566
00:28:10,832 --> 00:28:11,965
KARL: They already have
their opinions.
567
00:28:11,966 --> 00:28:12,999
That's social media.
568
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,669
You know, some of them
are gonna hate
569
00:28:14,670 --> 00:28:16,290
regardless of what we tell them,
570
00:28:16,291 --> 00:28:18,505
you know, and we can't change
those people,
571
00:28:18,506 --> 00:28:21,040
but maybe we can put out
our story.
572
00:28:21,109 --> 00:28:23,776
Mrs. Giles
has this Polish artist,
573
00:28:23,844 --> 00:28:26,374
and they wanted to create
this statue for George,
574
00:28:26,414 --> 00:28:27,614
and that's a great idea,
575
00:28:27,648 --> 00:28:30,316
had we raised
three quarters of the money
576
00:28:30,384 --> 00:28:35,124
before the little Polish artist
was told, "Start."
577
00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:36,789
So he already has
578
00:28:36,858 --> 00:28:39,992
probably 150,000 dollars
into this statue,
579
00:28:40,061 --> 00:28:41,764
and he's here to collect.
580
00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:46,093
George decided out
of the kindness of his heart
581
00:28:46,162 --> 00:28:48,601
to pay the artist.
582
00:28:48,670 --> 00:28:52,037
We know how generous he can be,
583
00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:55,244
and that's what the public
doesn't know.
584
00:28:55,245 --> 00:28:57,944
And that's what
I'd like to get out there.
585
00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:59,679
DARLA SMITH: So how do we
change the optics, Jeff?
586
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,709
That's it.
How do we change those optics?
587
00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:03,784
DARLA: We can go in
and we can definitely list
588
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:04,918
all the positive things
589
00:29:04,919 --> 00:29:06,519
that we have spent money
on this year,
590
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,122
but unfortunately, we all know
that's really not the issue.
591
00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:11,725
That's not what- That's not
gonna change their minds.
592
00:29:11,726 --> 00:29:12,859
My first thought is that
593
00:29:12,860 --> 00:29:14,695
it is designed to be
a gift for the vendors
594
00:29:14,696 --> 00:29:15,963
and so we just put
that story out
595
00:29:15,964 --> 00:29:17,564
that this is a gift back
to George
596
00:29:17,565 --> 00:29:18,598
for what we've received.
597
00:29:18,599 --> 00:29:20,967
Could be the fact
that we want George to know now.
598
00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:23,037
And maybe- I don't know
if we wanna get into
599
00:29:23,038 --> 00:29:25,204
-how old he is and what-
-JEFF: They know.
600
00:29:25,205 --> 00:29:27,540
But just let him know we wanted
to get it out to him now and...
601
00:29:27,541 --> 00:29:29,943
JEFF: I think we need to say
it was a gift from the people
602
00:29:29,944 --> 00:29:32,054
of the festival who he's had
an impact on-
603
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,130
George has had
an impact on their lives,
604
00:29:34,182 --> 00:29:36,916
to honor him
and to let him know
605
00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:40,519
he's being honored
before he won't know.
606
00:29:40,588 --> 00:29:42,489
DARLA: Yeah.
That's a great idea.
607
00:29:42,558 --> 00:29:44,791
Okay. So, tickets?
608
00:29:44,792 --> 00:29:46,092
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
PLAYS) ♪
609
00:29:46,093 --> 00:29:48,294
TEAGAN: Because we did
a sale for Oktoberfest...
610
00:29:48,295 --> 00:29:49,830
LOUIE: I've been here
a long time
611
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:51,331
and I've gone
to every general manager
612
00:29:51,332 --> 00:29:53,533
and said, "Look,
I'm here to help."
613
00:29:53,602 --> 00:29:54,982
And I've done that with Jeff.
614
00:29:54,983 --> 00:29:57,503
'Cause it should have been
the biggest toga party in Texas.
615
00:29:57,504 --> 00:30:01,240
That was the original plan
for it. But it never...
616
00:30:01,308 --> 00:30:03,009
LOUIE: We see it here
all the time.
617
00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:04,978
We're like, "You know what?
This person could manage."
618
00:30:04,979 --> 00:30:07,329
Then we put them
as a manager and then they fail.
619
00:30:08,049 --> 00:30:10,186
Look, Jeff was an actor.
620
00:30:10,952 --> 00:30:12,886
But he's not a businessperson.
621
00:30:12,887 --> 00:30:14,721
I mean, it doesn't have
to be expensive.
622
00:30:14,722 --> 00:30:15,922
-DARLA: No.
-It doesn't.
623
00:30:15,923 --> 00:30:17,090
DARLA: No, it doesn't.
624
00:30:17,158 --> 00:30:19,963
LOUIE: I think George
at this stage is the king.
625
00:30:20,929 --> 00:30:23,366
But I also think
it could change.
626
00:30:24,399 --> 00:30:27,303
I just don't think
that Jeff has what it takes.
627
00:30:27,304 --> 00:30:30,104
-DARLA: Sounds good.
-All right, cool.
628
00:30:30,105 --> 00:30:32,095
-JEFF: Thanks, guys.
-Awesome, thanks.
629
00:30:33,341 --> 00:30:36,308
(POWER TOOLS WHIRRING)
630
00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:38,510
EMPLOYEE:
Do you want me to order a lunch?
631
00:30:38,579 --> 00:30:40,929
LOUIE: I'll drink whatever
has caffeine in it.
632
00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:49,458
(LOUIE GULPING)
633
00:30:54,162 --> 00:30:58,397
♪ (FAST PERCUSSIVE MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪
634
00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:00,166
LOUIE: I just wanna make sure
this gets ready
635
00:31:00,167 --> 00:31:01,969
because we have
dress rehearsal weekend this weekend.
636
00:31:01,970 --> 00:31:03,771
And if we're gonna have a show
the bar will be open.
637
00:31:03,772 --> 00:31:04,972
This building really needs
to be ready
638
00:31:04,973 --> 00:31:07,172
as if fair opens
this Saturday.
639
00:31:07,173 --> 00:31:09,243
Can you turn down
the intensity a little bit?
640
00:31:09,244 --> 00:31:12,045
Change over into blackout.
Red up.
641
00:31:12,113 --> 00:31:14,583
And you've got the red ambience
in the back? Cool.
642
00:31:14,584 --> 00:31:15,916
(TOOLS WHIRRING)
643
00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:17,685
LOUIE:
Hey, Siri, call Gene Haynes.
644
00:31:17,686 --> 00:31:19,585
(PHONE RINGING)
645
00:31:19,586 --> 00:31:21,487
LOUIE: People come out here
to be entertained.
646
00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:23,323
So it's like, what was popular
back then?
647
00:31:23,324 --> 00:31:25,926
-I'm like, burlesque,
variety shows. -GENE HAYNES: (OVER PHONE) Yeah.
648
00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,527
LOUIE:
Steampunk is Victorian fantasy,
649
00:31:27,528 --> 00:31:29,496
-we'll do a Victorian craft
cocktail bar. -GENE: Yeah. I hear you.
650
00:31:29,497 --> 00:31:31,497
LOUIE: We got to do lemons,
limes, a case of each,
651
00:31:31,498 --> 00:31:33,200
-cherries for the cocktails.
-GENE: Yeah.
652
00:31:33,201 --> 00:31:35,669
The grapefruit... I mean,
how many come in a case, do you know?
653
00:31:35,670 --> 00:31:36,736
'Cause they're big.
654
00:31:36,737 --> 00:31:38,404
GENE: Um,
I can check real quick.
655
00:31:38,405 --> 00:31:40,440
LOUIE: Just do it, man.
Just do it all.
656
00:31:40,441 --> 00:31:41,475
We'll just juice them all.
657
00:31:41,476 --> 00:31:42,977
GENE: Okay, brother.
Sounds good, Louie.
658
00:31:42,978 --> 00:31:44,545
LOUIE: All right. All right,
I'm gonna go get someone
659
00:31:44,546 --> 00:31:46,312
to go get beer for you guys.
660
00:31:46,381 --> 00:31:51,087
♪ (FAST PERCUSSIVE MUSIC
CONTINUES) ♪
661
00:31:55,129 --> 00:31:59,860
LOUIE: For George,
this is still part of his blood.
662
00:31:59,861 --> 00:32:00,994
He built this place.
663
00:32:00,995 --> 00:32:02,863
But I think that,
at least financially,
664
00:32:02,864 --> 00:32:04,267
he's trying to exit out.
665
00:32:07,569 --> 00:32:09,202
I wanna buy the festival,
666
00:32:09,270 --> 00:32:11,170
and I can make that happen.
667
00:32:11,239 --> 00:32:14,439
My parents and relatives are
big investors in this company.
668
00:32:14,508 --> 00:32:16,709
I should say they're
my biggest creditor
669
00:32:16,778 --> 00:32:18,047
in this company.
670
00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:22,181
So my family's able to see
what I've done,
671
00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:24,120
and I know
that this place can grow.
672
00:32:24,138 --> 00:32:26,020
(GROANS)
673
00:32:26,021 --> 00:32:27,552
That works.
674
00:32:27,553 --> 00:32:30,057
People just think I'm spending
daddy's trust fund,
675
00:32:30,058 --> 00:32:32,425
and we're blowing money
like crazy.
676
00:32:32,426 --> 00:32:34,428
But I have a tendency
to look for opportunity.
677
00:32:34,429 --> 00:32:36,229
If I see opportunity,
I generally take it.
678
00:32:36,230 --> 00:32:38,467
Two for 4.50,
any other specials?
679
00:32:38,468 --> 00:32:43,999
There's other people
over the years that have tried to buy it,
680
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,039
even brought a check to him,
and he's torn it up.
681
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,141
But it feels like the timing
is right, finally,
682
00:32:48,142 --> 00:32:50,310
with what he's looking for
out of the festival.
683
00:32:50,311 --> 00:32:52,346
Hey, Victor, what's up?
How's it going over there?
684
00:32:52,347 --> 00:32:54,413
Doing good. George has dates.
685
00:32:54,414 --> 00:32:56,283
That means he's happy.
That means I'm happy.
686
00:32:56,284 --> 00:32:58,274
Exactly. A happy George
is a good George.
687
00:32:58,285 --> 00:33:00,123
(CHUCKLES) Like, very happy.
688
00:33:02,089 --> 00:33:03,688
LOUIE: I've told him my desire
689
00:33:03,757 --> 00:33:06,407
and my willingness to try
to put something together.
690
00:33:07,695 --> 00:33:09,685
But it all depends.
It all depends on him...
691
00:33:12,167 --> 00:33:13,633
and what happens with Jeff.
692
00:33:13,702 --> 00:33:15,501
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
693
00:33:15,570 --> 00:33:18,141
(COWS MOOING)
694
00:33:19,307 --> 00:33:22,108
♪ (PIANO NOTES PLAYING) ♪
695
00:33:22,176 --> 00:33:24,213
BRANDI BALDWIN:
So how was work today?
696
00:33:25,881 --> 00:33:27,847
You know, I love my new job.
697
00:33:27,916 --> 00:33:28,966
-I do.
-BRANDI: Yep.
698
00:33:29,017 --> 00:33:31,150
Teaching me lots
of new stuff, but...
699
00:33:31,219 --> 00:33:34,119
sometimes I miss just being
the entertainment director.
700
00:33:34,188 --> 00:33:36,122
-It was easier.
-(BRANDI LAUGHS)
701
00:33:36,190 --> 00:33:37,957
Not as much fun, but easier.
702
00:33:37,958 --> 00:33:39,326
♪ ("HEART AND SOUL"
PLAYING ON PIANO) ♪
703
00:33:39,327 --> 00:33:41,161
JEFF: You know,
and now I'm learning real estate
704
00:33:41,162 --> 00:33:43,863
and dealing with CPAs.
705
00:33:43,932 --> 00:33:46,069
There are days
I feel comfortable,
706
00:33:46,735 --> 00:33:49,102
and there are other days...
707
00:33:49,103 --> 00:33:51,739
where I feel like I might be
a little out of my league.
708
00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:54,373
♪ (PIANO PLAYS WRONG NOTE) ♪
709
00:33:54,374 --> 00:33:56,344
You need to learn
how to play the piano more.
710
00:33:56,345 --> 00:33:57,244
I do.
711
00:33:57,245 --> 00:33:59,613
♪ ("HEART AND SOUL"
PLAYING OFF-KEY) ♪
712
00:33:59,681 --> 00:34:00,731
(CHUCKLES)
713
00:34:01,349 --> 00:34:04,283
-We- (LAUGHS)
-(LAUGHS)
714
00:34:04,284 --> 00:34:06,219
-We suck.
-You know, if we practiced,
715
00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:07,553
-we would be okay.
-We would.
716
00:34:07,554 --> 00:34:10,390
-JEFF: Two, three, four.
-♪ ("HEART AND SOUL" PLAYING) ♪
717
00:34:10,391 --> 00:34:13,225
BRANDI: (SINGS TO MELODY)
♪ Auditions ♪
718
00:34:13,294 --> 00:34:18,330
♪ What will they be like?
Those auditions... ♪
719
00:34:18,399 --> 00:34:20,929
(SPEAKING) Jeff and I got
married at the festival.
720
00:34:23,237 --> 00:34:25,771
I was selling programs
out at the front gate,
721
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:30,346
and I think at that time
he was Sheriff of Nottingham.
722
00:34:31,178 --> 00:34:32,773
He looked really hot...
723
00:34:32,842 --> 00:34:35,081
-We win.
-BRANDI: ...in his tights.
724
00:34:35,150 --> 00:34:36,900
The time that I've spent
with TRF,
725
00:34:36,952 --> 00:34:40,787
like, it's just been a dream.
726
00:34:40,856 --> 00:34:42,922
This place
is very special to me.
727
00:34:42,990 --> 00:34:45,124
Today, at this audition,
728
00:34:45,193 --> 00:34:47,994
I'm looking
for a playful temperament.
729
00:34:48,063 --> 00:34:49,428
(ACTORS CHANTING)
730
00:34:49,496 --> 00:34:53,566
BRANDI: I was the assistant
to Jeff for three to four years.
731
00:34:53,634 --> 00:34:56,435
And when he got
the general manager position,
732
00:34:56,503 --> 00:34:59,875
entertainment director seemed
like a logical, a logical step.
733
00:35:01,075 --> 00:35:03,179
But I've gotta make my own way.
734
00:35:03,912 --> 00:35:05,478
♪ (PIANO MUSIC ENDS) ♪
735
00:35:05,547 --> 00:35:06,849
(WATER BLASTING)
736
00:35:14,856 --> 00:35:16,989
(HORSE TROTTING)
737
00:35:17,058 --> 00:35:18,457
GEORGE: This is my last year.
738
00:35:18,526 --> 00:35:21,193
This is the last year
I'm gonna do anything.
739
00:35:21,262 --> 00:35:23,562
Now Jeffrey's got it all.
740
00:35:23,630 --> 00:35:27,066
But Louie desperately wants
to buy the festival.
741
00:35:27,134 --> 00:35:29,168
EDDIE: But that's every year.
Louie...
742
00:35:29,236 --> 00:35:30,970
Louie, somehow, is he...
743
00:35:31,039 --> 00:35:32,405
He would be a good manager
744
00:35:32,473 --> 00:35:34,777
and he's a smart kid, but...
745
00:35:35,944 --> 00:35:37,410
he doesn't have enough money.
746
00:35:37,478 --> 00:35:40,312
He might do it.
You never know. But...
747
00:35:40,381 --> 00:35:43,983
He comes with that right number,
you know, he might,
748
00:35:44,052 --> 00:35:45,102
so...
749
00:35:45,153 --> 00:35:48,654
GEORGE: But Jeffrey's problem
is he doesn't understand
750
00:35:48,722 --> 00:35:53,125
the baseline policies
of hiring expertise.
751
00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:54,894
Right, right.
752
00:35:54,963 --> 00:35:56,861
He had his wife appointed
753
00:35:56,930 --> 00:35:59,999
as the entertainment director,
and you can't do that.
754
00:36:00,067 --> 00:36:02,534
That's in his blood. It's-
755
00:36:02,603 --> 00:36:05,505
He just can't just let go of it,
you know what I'm saying?
756
00:36:05,574 --> 00:36:08,474
Eddie, you can't do nepotism.
757
00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:12,681
He made that decision,
and it was the wrong one.
758
00:36:14,182 --> 00:36:15,551
He has to learn that.
759
00:36:16,517 --> 00:36:19,351
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
760
00:36:19,420 --> 00:36:22,370
BRANDI: I'm not asking that
you be geniuses in your accent.
761
00:36:22,384 --> 00:36:26,759
Though you will see some people
come up here and just rock it.
762
00:36:26,828 --> 00:36:29,632
Fifteen years she spent
with ComedySportz.
763
00:36:31,598 --> 00:36:34,308
You know, that's fifteen years
of ComedySportz made...
764
00:36:34,309 --> 00:36:36,603
-Makes a huge difference.
-JEFF: ...a huge difference.
765
00:36:36,604 --> 00:36:39,039
Very good. Just make sure that
you don't swallow your name,
766
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,239
your last name...
767
00:36:40,308 --> 00:36:43,075
GEORGE: It's a typical disease
among managers.
768
00:36:43,144 --> 00:36:45,411
They're only as good
as their assistants
769
00:36:45,479 --> 00:36:48,647
and the professional help
they get from other people.
770
00:36:48,716 --> 00:36:51,217
Even if you
are the Queen of Navarre,
771
00:36:51,285 --> 00:36:53,452
or Queen Juana,
or Queen Catherine...
772
00:36:53,521 --> 00:36:56,089
GEORGE:
Nepotism is not allowable,
773
00:36:56,158 --> 00:36:57,360
ever,
774
00:36:57,826 --> 00:36:59,491
period.
775
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:04,467
-♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
776
00:37:04,468 --> 00:37:07,600
GEORGE:
It's a well-established fact
777
00:37:07,601 --> 00:37:10,907
that family and friends
just doesn't work.
778
00:37:13,074 --> 00:37:14,543
(GROANS)
779
00:37:14,544 --> 00:37:17,610
All the friends
that I've made in the past
780
00:37:17,611 --> 00:37:20,513
and all the relatives
got into business with me
781
00:37:20,582 --> 00:37:23,148
and I got screwed royally.
782
00:37:23,217 --> 00:37:25,488
So who wants
to get screwed royally?
783
00:37:26,555 --> 00:37:28,424
And then you think, well...
784
00:37:29,257 --> 00:37:30,626
better to have nobody.
785
00:37:34,829 --> 00:37:36,632
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
786
00:37:37,365 --> 00:37:39,602
(PHONE RINGING)
787
00:37:40,435 --> 00:37:41,633
JEFF: Hey, George.
788
00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,236
GEORGE: (OVER SPEAKERPHONE)
Jeff, what's going on
789
00:37:43,237 --> 00:37:44,470
with entertainment director?
790
00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:46,739
You know, I think
I may have found a way to do it.
791
00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:48,876
GEORGE: You need hardcore
Hollywood people
792
00:37:48,877 --> 00:37:50,477
and they know exactly
what they're doing.
793
00:37:50,478 --> 00:37:53,713
But, you know,
I know that Brandi is talented.
794
00:37:53,714 --> 00:37:54,680
You know, I want-
795
00:37:54,681 --> 00:37:56,581
GEORGE: But it don't
work out fine.
796
00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:58,517
And it's proven
and you don't have-
797
00:37:58,585 --> 00:38:01,888
There's nothing to argue about.
Okay?
798
00:38:01,957 --> 00:38:03,692
JEFF: All right, George. Bye.
799
00:38:07,428 --> 00:38:10,829
Brandi is, you know, infinitely
qualified for the job.
800
00:38:10,898 --> 00:38:13,465
I mean, not only does she have
a degree in theater,
801
00:38:13,534 --> 00:38:15,500
which strangely enough
I'm lacking.
802
00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:16,937
I don't have a degree
in theater.
803
00:38:16,938 --> 00:38:17,988
Mm-hmm.
804
00:38:18,039 --> 00:38:19,739
You know, I run a sticky wicket
805
00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:21,475
because I wanna keep
my wife happy,
806
00:38:21,476 --> 00:38:22,676
but my wife needs to know
807
00:38:22,743 --> 00:38:26,482
that George is using
the word nepotism a lot lately.
808
00:38:26,948 --> 00:38:28,247
That somebody-
809
00:38:28,316 --> 00:38:31,620
somebody put that word nepotism
into his head.
810
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:37,790
You know, I have an inkling
of who it might be.
811
00:38:37,859 --> 00:38:38,928
LAUREN: We both do.
812
00:38:41,730 --> 00:38:42,780
Yeah.
813
00:38:43,598 --> 00:38:45,464
LOUIE: All right, Sir Chance.
814
00:38:45,533 --> 00:38:48,433
You ready for this?
I think you deserve the honors.
815
00:38:48,434 --> 00:38:50,370
-First batch of the season.
-CHANCE: Yes, sir.
816
00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:51,571
LOUIE: Brand-new stick.
817
00:38:51,572 --> 00:38:53,507
Always using a new stick
for every season.
818
00:38:53,508 --> 00:38:54,808
We've got to round those corners
819
00:38:54,809 --> 00:38:56,776
and see how much
we pop for the year.
820
00:38:56,845 --> 00:38:57,895
Let's do this.
821
00:38:59,515 --> 00:39:00,746
When we're all popping,
822
00:39:00,815 --> 00:39:03,515
we do a lot of parodies
of 70s and 80s music.
823
00:39:03,584 --> 00:39:05,885
And I remember doing,
like, you know, like,
824
00:39:05,954 --> 00:39:08,220
that old 70s song,
like, "Joy to the World,"
825
00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:09,722
-we'd say "Corn to the World."
-(LAUGHS)
826
00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:11,657
But one of the songs we'd say
was "We Built This Village,"
827
00:39:11,658 --> 00:39:13,461
"We Built This Village
on Kettle Corn."
828
00:39:13,462 --> 00:39:14,526
And we really did.
829
00:39:14,527 --> 00:39:15,895
I mean, we didn't build
the whole village.
830
00:39:15,896 --> 00:39:17,797
-We built our village.
-EMPLOYEE: We're getting close.
831
00:39:17,798 --> 00:39:19,633
-(CHUCKLES)
-EMPLOYEE: We're getting close.
832
00:39:19,634 --> 00:39:21,128
LOUIE: Oh, "Bad Romance."
833
00:39:21,197 --> 00:39:24,804
♪ (ALL VOCALIZING
TO "BAD ROMANCE") ♪
834
00:39:24,873 --> 00:39:26,939
LOUIE:
♪ Caught in a corn romance! ♪
835
00:39:27,008 --> 00:39:28,307
(EMPLOYEE LAUGHS)
836
00:39:28,376 --> 00:39:32,244
♪ Ra-ra, la-la-la, Gaga
Sugar and salt ♪
837
00:39:32,245 --> 00:39:34,314
♪ What's your favorite
Kettle corn? ♪
838
00:39:34,315 --> 00:39:35,749
(POPCORN POPPING)
839
00:39:35,817 --> 00:39:38,382
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(PHONE RINGING)
840
00:39:41,488 --> 00:39:44,524
(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
841
00:39:44,593 --> 00:39:46,392
♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
842
00:39:46,393 --> 00:39:48,023
GEORGE: I'm trying
to find somebody
843
00:39:48,024 --> 00:39:49,404
to take care of the festival.
844
00:39:49,464 --> 00:39:51,030
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
845
00:39:51,098 --> 00:39:52,148
GEORGE: Louie!
846
00:39:52,149 --> 00:39:54,295
LOUIE: (OVER PHONE) Hey,
Mr. George. How's it going?
847
00:39:54,296 --> 00:39:56,435
Well, I just wanted
to check base with you
848
00:39:56,504 --> 00:39:58,908
on the price of the festival.
849
00:39:59,941 --> 00:40:01,340
LOUIE: Okay.
850
00:40:01,409 --> 00:40:03,399
GEORGE: Okay.
Have you got time Friday?
851
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,478
-LOUIE: Okay.
-GEORGE: What time? What time?
852
00:40:05,479 --> 00:40:06,779
LOUIE:
Well, how about eight o'clock?
853
00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:08,649
GEORGE: So when you come
at eight o'clock, I'll show you,
854
00:40:08,650 --> 00:40:10,883
then you-
we'll review the price.
855
00:40:10,884 --> 00:40:12,753
LOUIE: All right, George.
I'll see you then.
856
00:40:12,754 --> 00:40:13,889
Bye.
857
00:40:14,589 --> 00:40:16,722
Well, that's Louie.
858
00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:19,795
ACTOR 1: (ON TV) Well,
I try to help around the place.
859
00:40:22,063 --> 00:40:23,924
I sat here alone
860
00:40:23,993 --> 00:40:25,568
all night in this room...
861
00:40:26,401 --> 00:40:27,803
with your baby.
862
00:40:28,570 --> 00:40:30,773
(ACTOR 1 GROANING)
863
00:40:32,334 --> 00:40:34,874
I wish now
that I'd been here with you.
864
00:40:34,943 --> 00:40:35,993
(TV TURNS OFF)
865
00:40:36,050 --> 00:40:39,747
GEORGE:
Emotions can really lead you
866
00:40:39,748 --> 00:40:41,050
in the wrong direction.
867
00:40:42,317 --> 00:40:45,618
The last couple of decisions
I've made have been good,
868
00:40:45,686 --> 00:40:48,657
but behind that I have
a lot of bad decisions.
869
00:40:50,558 --> 00:40:54,197
I bought some property
and then sold it too early.
870
00:40:55,530 --> 00:40:57,460
And then I bought
some other property
871
00:40:57,464 --> 00:40:59,135
and I paid too much for it.
872
00:41:01,369 --> 00:41:04,974
♪ Ba-ba, da-do
La-doo, da-doo ♪
873
00:41:06,975 --> 00:41:08,025
And so...
874
00:41:08,944 --> 00:41:11,244
when I go for my walk
in the morning,
875
00:41:11,312 --> 00:41:13,880
I come out here
and talk to my angels,
876
00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:16,819
and ask them to help me
do certain things and...
877
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,554
My angels...
878
00:41:20,622 --> 00:41:24,160
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
879
00:41:25,026 --> 00:41:26,262
GEORGE: ...they help me.
880
00:41:31,667 --> 00:41:33,532
This is Angel Moroni,
881
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:38,237
and this is who I ask to help me
find a companion.
882
00:41:38,306 --> 00:41:40,340
That's Mother Earth,
and the Angels,
883
00:41:40,408 --> 00:41:42,341
and Buddha, and Christ.
884
00:41:42,410 --> 00:41:44,744
Those are my three deities
885
00:41:44,812 --> 00:41:47,547
that I communicate
spiritually with.
886
00:41:47,615 --> 00:41:50,853
♪ (MUSIC DISTORTS) ♪
887
00:41:52,253 --> 00:41:54,954
I make much better decisions
888
00:41:55,023 --> 00:41:58,090
when I just let them
do the talking.
889
00:41:58,159 --> 00:42:01,227
I just say,
"Well, what should I do?"
890
00:42:01,295 --> 00:42:04,430
(DISTANT OVERLAPPING VOICES)
891
00:42:04,499 --> 00:42:06,635
GEORGE: (ECHOING)
What should I do?
892
00:42:08,636 --> 00:42:10,169
ANGEL: (DISTORTED)
Sell it.
893
00:42:10,238 --> 00:42:15,108
Sell it, George. Sell it.
Sell it, George.
894
00:42:15,176 --> 00:42:16,845
Sell it.
895
00:42:18,446 --> 00:42:20,883
Sell it, Georgie.
896
00:42:23,485 --> 00:42:24,717
♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
897
00:42:24,718 --> 00:42:26,119
JEFF: George is providing us
898
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,354
this once in a lifetime
opportunity.
899
00:42:28,423 --> 00:42:30,256
-Eighteen days...
-BRANDI: Yeah.
900
00:42:30,325 --> 00:42:33,727
...three world famous events
that we're going to see.
901
00:42:33,795 --> 00:42:35,695
And Deutschland Legoland...
902
00:42:35,763 --> 00:42:37,997
-(LAUGHS)
-...you know?
903
00:42:38,066 --> 00:42:42,167
Obviously, the trepidation is,
we go to Cuba.
904
00:42:42,236 --> 00:42:43,335
BRANDI: Uh-huh.
905
00:42:43,404 --> 00:42:46,605
And when we went to Cuba,
the general manager was let go.
906
00:42:46,673 --> 00:42:50,910
You know, I go to- last year,
we go to Kentucky
907
00:42:50,979 --> 00:42:53,245
to visit our in-laws.
And what happened?
908
00:42:53,314 --> 00:42:55,782
The general manager was let go.
909
00:42:55,851 --> 00:42:57,853
I don't wanna get to that point.
910
00:42:59,388 --> 00:43:01,020
BRANDI: Thank you.
911
00:43:01,089 --> 00:43:02,755
When we drive home,
912
00:43:02,756 --> 00:43:04,624
are we going to sing
some Sweeney Todd?
913
00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:06,159
JEFF: We could always sing
Sweeney Todd.
914
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,596
-(BRANDI CHUCKLES)
-I still want to play Sweeney.
915
00:43:08,597 --> 00:43:09,933
BRANDI: Mm-hmm.
916
00:43:12,299 --> 00:43:15,249
And you'd mentioned wanting
to play Lear at one time, yes?
917
00:43:16,738 --> 00:43:18,841
Yeah, who wouldn't
wanna play Lear?
918
00:43:20,241 --> 00:43:21,310
Is there anything...
919
00:43:23,144 --> 00:43:26,349
about George that reminds you
of King Lear?
920
00:43:26,350 --> 00:43:27,881
Yes.
921
00:43:27,882 --> 00:43:29,262
BRANDI: So what? Like what?
922
00:43:31,786 --> 00:43:34,219
He has a few conniving
daughters.
923
00:43:34,288 --> 00:43:35,921
(CHUCKLES) You mean Louie?
924
00:43:35,990 --> 00:43:39,659
-And one daughter that is true.
-(LAUGHS)
925
00:43:39,727 --> 00:43:41,794
(SCOFFS) I mean,
do I think that Louie
926
00:43:41,795 --> 00:43:42,963
would wanna be in charge?
927
00:43:42,964 --> 00:43:44,598
Of course Louie would wanna be
in charge.
928
00:43:44,599 --> 00:43:46,866
But I started
the festival at 16 years old,
929
00:43:46,935 --> 00:43:49,301
Louie started it
at 30 years old.
930
00:43:49,370 --> 00:43:51,604
You know, I have 43 years.
931
00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:53,542
BRANDI:
But he still has great ideas.
932
00:43:53,543 --> 00:43:56,676
Yeah, but there's a difference
between being a millionaire...
933
00:43:56,677 --> 00:43:58,446
-BRANDI: Mm-hmm.
-...and being the king.
934
00:43:58,447 --> 00:43:59,748
BRANDI: Yeah.
935
00:44:00,381 --> 00:44:02,582
You know? A huge difference.
936
00:44:02,650 --> 00:44:04,617
Lots of millionaires.
937
00:44:04,686 --> 00:44:08,154
Very few self-made kings.
938
00:44:08,155 --> 00:44:10,157
BRANDI:
So what does that make you then?
939
00:44:10,158 --> 00:44:12,792
-JEFF: It makes me-
-You're Cordelia?
940
00:44:12,793 --> 00:44:14,661
-I would like to think I am.
-(BRANDI LAUGHS)
941
00:44:14,662 --> 00:44:16,232
I would like to think I am.
942
00:44:17,498 --> 00:44:19,298
-You know?
-BRANDI: Well...
943
00:44:19,367 --> 00:44:22,005
And the king doesn't
realize that till the end.
944
00:44:26,335 --> 00:44:29,245
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
945
00:44:34,683 --> 00:44:36,752
♪ (MUSIC TURNS GENTLE) ♪
946
00:44:46,494 --> 00:44:49,098
(BRANDI SIGHS)
947
00:44:49,378 --> 00:44:54,401
♪ ("THE BIG BANG THEORY"
THEME MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) ♪
948
00:44:54,402 --> 00:44:56,102
♪ Unraveling the mystery
That all started ♪
949
00:44:56,103 --> 00:44:58,207
-♪ With the big bang ♪
-♪ Bang! ♪
950
00:45:00,575 --> 00:45:03,070
(ACTRESS SPEAKING GERMAN ON TV)
951
00:45:03,139 --> 00:45:06,646
(SPEAKS IN GERMAN)
952
00:45:06,715 --> 00:45:08,014
(TV LAUGH TRACK)
953
00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:11,154
♪ (CURIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
954
00:45:14,022 --> 00:45:16,550
LAUREN:
I'm always gonna root for Jeff.
955
00:45:16,551 --> 00:45:18,492
I know he has a vision
for the festival.
956
00:45:18,493 --> 00:45:19,926
I know he loves it.
957
00:45:19,994 --> 00:45:23,962
And he molded me
to be the assistant he needed.
958
00:45:23,963 --> 00:45:26,366
JEFF: (OVER PHONE) All right,
Lauren, keep me posted.
959
00:45:26,367 --> 00:45:29,005
Will do. I'll talk to you
in about forty minutes.
960
00:45:30,038 --> 00:45:33,338
I'm a wallflower.
I'm able to blend in.
961
00:45:33,339 --> 00:45:35,408
It's kind of making sure
each other's back
962
00:45:35,409 --> 00:45:36,609
is kind of being watched.
963
00:45:40,748 --> 00:45:42,081
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
964
00:45:42,082 --> 00:45:43,883
-(COMPUTER PINGS)
-LAUREN: We can see you.
965
00:45:43,884 --> 00:45:46,752
JEFF: Hi, here we are.
I'm in Eresing, Germany.
966
00:45:46,753 --> 00:45:48,622
I'll just go over
the normal check sheet
967
00:45:48,623 --> 00:45:49,959
like I normally do.
968
00:45:50,758 --> 00:45:52,958
The share plan,
there's no movement.
969
00:45:52,959 --> 00:45:54,729
Subdivision,
I know the subdivision
970
00:45:54,730 --> 00:45:56,361
is what you want to talk about.
971
00:45:56,430 --> 00:45:57,697
Darla's on top of things.
972
00:45:57,766 --> 00:45:59,832
I spoke with her
at length yesterday.
973
00:45:59,901 --> 00:46:02,235
Uh, didn't know
that two realtors
974
00:46:02,303 --> 00:46:04,604
were both listing
the same property.
975
00:46:04,673 --> 00:46:05,872
That's my bad.
976
00:46:05,940 --> 00:46:08,707
Chalk that one up
to a learning curve, I'm hoping.
977
00:46:08,775 --> 00:46:11,478
Uh, it appears that everybody
is on board
978
00:46:11,546 --> 00:46:13,812
with the cocktails idea.
979
00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:15,949
I think you've had
multiple meetings pretty much
980
00:46:15,950 --> 00:46:18,518
with all the food vendors.
Is that right?
981
00:46:18,587 --> 00:46:20,152
-GEORGE: Yes.
-JEFF: Great.
982
00:46:20,221 --> 00:46:22,871
So, and then we see
what the German festival's like,
983
00:46:22,891 --> 00:46:24,624
and I'll have a report on that.
984
00:46:24,693 --> 00:46:26,786
My cell phone's always on,
George.
985
00:46:26,855 --> 00:46:29,565
Even in the middle of the night,
if you need anything,
986
00:46:29,631 --> 00:46:30,829
you think of anything,
987
00:46:30,897 --> 00:46:34,667
I don't turn it off,
even here in a distant land.
988
00:46:34,736 --> 00:46:37,173
So, anything you have for me?
989
00:46:37,972 --> 00:46:39,605
GEORGE: Absolutely nothing.
990
00:46:39,674 --> 00:46:40,977
(COMPUTER PINGS)
991
00:46:53,254 --> 00:46:55,488
(DOOR OPENING)
992
00:46:55,557 --> 00:46:56,607
GEORGE: Mr. Louie.
993
00:46:56,608 --> 00:46:58,258
LOUIE: Mr. George,
how's it going?
994
00:46:58,259 --> 00:46:59,358
GEORGE: Okay.
995
00:46:59,359 --> 00:47:01,461
LOUIE: Good, all right, so this
is what I've got for you.
996
00:47:01,462 --> 00:47:03,531
The goal is to get you
to retire officially
997
00:47:03,532 --> 00:47:05,164
on December 15 this year.
998
00:47:05,165 --> 00:47:07,033
And so what I've done here
is I've listed out
999
00:47:07,034 --> 00:47:08,728
all of the different pieces.
1000
00:47:08,797 --> 00:47:11,540
My family is pretty thick
with entrepreneurs.
1001
00:47:13,174 --> 00:47:15,741
And I have the money,
or at least most of the money.
1002
00:47:15,810 --> 00:47:17,513
(PHONE RINGING)
1003
00:47:19,881 --> 00:47:22,351
(PHONE RINGING)
1004
00:47:25,953 --> 00:47:28,591
(PHONE RINGING)
1005
00:47:28,592 --> 00:47:32,492
ANSWERING MACHINE:
Your call has been forwarded
1006
00:47:32,493 --> 00:47:34,894
to an automatic
voice message system.
1007
00:47:34,963 --> 00:47:38,330
-George is not available.
-(PHONE BEEPS)
1008
00:47:38,399 --> 00:47:41,266
JEFF: (CHUCKLING) Hi, George.
Having an amazing time.
1009
00:47:41,335 --> 00:47:43,169
They've got, you know,
maybe a park
1010
00:47:43,237 --> 00:47:46,105
that's a tenth of our size.
1011
00:47:46,174 --> 00:47:49,609
You know, and it's all these
narrow medieval lanes.
1012
00:47:49,677 --> 00:47:52,144
But this crowd is thick.
1013
00:47:52,213 --> 00:47:54,914
They're doing a nighttime
theatrical show.
1014
00:47:54,982 --> 00:47:57,020
Full lights, full sound.
1015
00:47:57,653 --> 00:47:59,422
Well, I wish you were here.
1016
00:48:00,121 --> 00:48:01,353
You'd have a great time.
1017
00:48:01,422 --> 00:48:04,524
I can't wait
to try calling again.
1018
00:48:04,593 --> 00:48:08,162
♪ (BAND MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1019
00:48:08,230 --> 00:48:10,099
(RATTLING)
1020
00:48:10,100 --> 00:48:13,093
BRANDI:
We've been waiting 20 minutes.
1021
00:48:13,094 --> 00:48:15,769
JEFF: Twenty minutes for a beer?
George would have their heads.
1022
00:48:15,770 --> 00:48:17,340
Good thing it's German beer.
1023
00:48:20,470 --> 00:48:22,608
JEFF: Beautiful work.
1024
00:48:22,609 --> 00:48:25,613
BRANDI: If you're buying a sword
at the Renaissance Festival,
1025
00:48:25,614 --> 00:48:26,814
you're not gonna go home
1026
00:48:26,848 --> 00:48:28,538
and keep your family safe
with it.
1027
00:48:28,539 --> 00:48:29,650
Well, you could, you know.
1028
00:48:29,651 --> 00:48:31,220
I mean, it was razor sharp.
1029
00:48:31,687 --> 00:48:32,885
Pheasant?
1030
00:48:32,954 --> 00:48:35,889
-Yes, it is a pheasant.
-Pheasant feather.
1031
00:48:35,890 --> 00:48:38,358
BRANDI: I think my brain
is starting to shut down.
1032
00:48:38,359 --> 00:48:41,189
Babe, I have to give George
a report on all the shops here.
1033
00:48:41,190 --> 00:48:42,629
-BRANDI: All right.
-Do you want a bracelet?
1034
00:48:42,630 --> 00:48:45,131
-BRANDI: No, I'm good right now.
-Auf Wiedersehen, friends.
1035
00:48:45,132 --> 00:48:46,834
-SHOPKEEPERS: Auf Wiedersehen!
-BRANDI: Come on, Jeff.
1036
00:48:46,835 --> 00:48:48,171
Tschüss.
1037
00:48:48,711 --> 00:48:53,073
BRANDI: I think we've
done enough for one day.
1038
00:48:53,074 --> 00:48:55,375
JEFF: I think the park closes
at 12:30 tonight,
1039
00:48:55,376 --> 00:48:57,343
so we'll probably
close it down.
1040
00:48:57,344 --> 00:48:59,012
BRANDI: I'm tired,
and we wanna go...
1041
00:48:59,013 --> 00:49:00,703
I know we're tired,
but, you know...
1042
00:49:00,710 --> 00:49:02,415
I wanna go home
and sleep in my bed.
1043
00:49:02,483 --> 00:49:04,450
If it were called fun,
it would be fun.
1044
00:49:04,519 --> 00:49:07,387
It's called work,
and work means work.
1045
00:49:07,456 --> 00:49:08,988
It doesn't mean fun.
1046
00:49:09,056 --> 00:49:11,457
Fortunately, my work is fun.
1047
00:49:11,525 --> 00:49:14,594
Brandi,
you of all people know George.
1048
00:49:14,662 --> 00:49:16,796
He is our benefactor.
1049
00:49:16,864 --> 00:49:17,963
He's your benefactor.
1050
00:49:18,032 --> 00:49:21,000
But he- in proxy,
he is your benefactor.
1051
00:49:21,069 --> 00:49:22,634
Look at what he's done for us.
1052
00:49:22,703 --> 00:49:26,839
I serve George, and by proxy,
then you serve George.
1053
00:49:26,908 --> 00:49:28,238
-Yes?
-Uh, you know what?
1054
00:49:28,276 --> 00:49:30,638
Yes, I just wanna
hear you say it.
1055
00:49:30,707 --> 00:49:32,581
Come on,
he's given us everything.
1056
00:49:32,947 --> 00:49:34,047
Has he not?
1057
00:49:34,115 --> 00:49:37,320
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1058
00:49:40,121 --> 00:49:41,621
LOUIE: Hey, Siri, call Jordan.
1059
00:49:41,622 --> 00:49:45,158
Yo, hey, man,
I had to pull the trigger,
1060
00:49:45,159 --> 00:49:47,163
so hopefully
that stuff looks good.
1061
00:49:48,163 --> 00:49:51,030
-You there?
-♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
1062
00:49:51,031 --> 00:49:53,667
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
No, what happened was basically
1063
00:49:53,668 --> 00:49:55,034
he's ready to make a deal.
1064
00:49:55,035 --> 00:49:56,836
Yeah, you guys know
how hard I work. You've seen it.
1065
00:49:56,837 --> 00:49:58,738
You know, when it's family
money, it ain't getting lost.
1066
00:49:58,739 --> 00:50:01,509
Don't you see I want to be
the stuffy elite upper class?
1067
00:50:01,510 --> 00:50:05,011
JEFF: George is responsible
for everything, babe.
1068
00:50:05,012 --> 00:50:06,545
He sends us on these trips.
1069
00:50:06,613 --> 00:50:09,381
He's given us the life
that we lead right now.
1070
00:50:09,382 --> 00:50:11,318
You know, the only cell phone
I've ever had
1071
00:50:11,319 --> 00:50:12,686
is the one
he's provided me with.
1072
00:50:12,687 --> 00:50:15,488
Have I ever had to make
a cell phone payment?
1073
00:50:15,557 --> 00:50:17,189
Never.
1074
00:50:17,258 --> 00:50:19,258
You know,
he's never gonna retire.
1075
00:50:19,259 --> 00:50:21,761
He's never gonna fully retire,
and I understand that.
1076
00:50:21,762 --> 00:50:25,899
But, I mean, when he dies,
what's gonna happen, babe?
1077
00:50:25,967 --> 00:50:27,897
You want me to be
the general manager,
1078
00:50:27,936 --> 00:50:29,836
or do you want me
to be the king?
1079
00:50:29,905 --> 00:50:31,938
-BRANDI: Eh...
-Come on, come on.
1080
00:50:32,007 --> 00:50:33,205
What?
1081
00:50:33,274 --> 00:50:35,511
Just say that you serve George.
1082
00:50:36,412 --> 00:50:37,480
Yes or no?
1083
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:41,450
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
1084
00:50:42,483 --> 00:50:44,950
Yes. You want me to say yes?
I said yes.
1085
00:50:45,019 --> 00:50:46,953
(JEFF LAUGHING)
1086
00:50:47,021 --> 00:50:48,588
(SCOFFS) Jesus Christ.
1087
00:50:48,656 --> 00:50:49,955
How we doing down there?
1088
00:50:50,024 --> 00:50:51,256
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1089
00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:53,059
Okay, I think some of them
are straggling.
1090
00:50:53,060 --> 00:50:56,128
We're going to run late.
So, okay, okay?
1091
00:50:56,197 --> 00:50:57,897
We're about to start the show.
1092
00:50:57,965 --> 00:50:59,835
There's mocktails
on the menu, baby.
1093
00:51:00,335 --> 00:51:01,768
Mocktails on the menu.
1094
00:51:01,837 --> 00:51:03,102
(CROWD CHATTERING)
1095
00:51:03,103 --> 00:51:04,538
LOUIE: So as long as
he can learn that,
1096
00:51:04,539 --> 00:51:06,773
I'm willing to help with that.
I'm happy with that.
1097
00:51:06,774 --> 00:51:09,275
It's just a matter
of how that comes to play.
1098
00:51:09,276 --> 00:51:10,643
And, you know, there's also,
1099
00:51:10,644 --> 00:51:12,240
what does Jeff really want
in the future?
1100
00:51:12,241 --> 00:51:13,913
I mean, I think he wants to own
the place or run the place,
1101
00:51:13,914 --> 00:51:16,316
-but I've never really sat down
and talked to him. -Well, yeah.
1102
00:51:16,317 --> 00:51:17,717
LOUIE: It's got to be
a good deal.
1103
00:51:17,718 --> 00:51:19,852
I mean, at the end of the day,
so, you know, if we could-
1104
00:51:19,853 --> 00:51:22,155
I could come up with money,
we could get to the point
1105
00:51:22,156 --> 00:51:23,723
where he wants this
and I want this
1106
00:51:23,724 --> 00:51:26,259
based on the value and based on
what the investors will back,
1107
00:51:26,260 --> 00:51:28,361
and there can be an impasse
and it can fizzle.
1108
00:51:28,362 --> 00:51:30,630
Whatever the price, under me,
it'll turn into a great fair.
1109
00:51:30,631 --> 00:51:32,465
I don't mind doing that,
and I'll spend it
1110
00:51:32,466 --> 00:51:35,435
'cause I think it'll really pop.
We have a lot of ideas.
1111
00:51:35,504 --> 00:51:36,572
I'll text you.
1112
00:51:37,872 --> 00:51:41,744
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1113
00:51:42,477 --> 00:51:45,344
(CROWD CHEERING)
1114
00:51:45,413 --> 00:51:47,783
LOUIE: All right. Let's do this!
1115
00:51:53,722 --> 00:51:55,683
GEORGE: Rationality.
1116
00:51:55,752 --> 00:51:57,312
When I'm gonna make a decision,
1117
00:51:57,358 --> 00:52:00,993
I need to use rationalization
1118
00:52:01,062 --> 00:52:02,990
in making that decision.
1119
00:52:03,059 --> 00:52:06,833
I make better decisions
if I stop, count to ten,
1120
00:52:06,901 --> 00:52:08,604
and do it rationally.
1121
00:52:09,070 --> 00:52:10,373
Amen.
1122
00:52:12,774 --> 00:52:14,243
Jeff...
1123
00:52:14,910 --> 00:52:16,212
or Louie.
1124
00:52:16,611 --> 00:52:18,547
(CROWD CHEERING)
1125
00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:24,917
(PERFORMERS SHOUTING)
1126
00:52:24,986 --> 00:52:26,522
(CHEERS)
1127
00:52:29,825 --> 00:52:33,959
(ANNOUNCER SPEAKING GERMAN)
1128
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,829
This is what we've been
waiting for.
1129
00:52:35,830 --> 00:52:36,880
BRANDI: Yeah.
1130
00:52:36,897 --> 00:52:40,500
-♪ (BAND MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(PERFORMERS CHANTING)
1131
00:52:40,569 --> 00:52:42,735
(PHONE RINGING)
1132
00:52:42,804 --> 00:52:44,671
(LINE RINGING)
1133
00:52:44,739 --> 00:52:46,875
LAUREN: (EXHALES)
Pick up, pick up.
1134
00:52:47,909 --> 00:52:51,010
(PHONE RINGING
AND VIBRATING)
1135
00:52:51,079 --> 00:52:52,815
Um, you got a call?
1136
00:52:54,448 --> 00:52:56,785
JEFF'S PHONE: Call from Lauren.
1137
00:52:56,786 --> 00:52:58,685
JEFF: Jeff.
1138
00:52:58,686 --> 00:53:00,588
LAUREN: Hey, Jeff.
Can you talk for a second?
1139
00:53:00,589 --> 00:53:02,288
JEFF: Lauren, right now I can't.
1140
00:53:02,356 --> 00:53:03,960
LAUREN: It was just Louie-
1141
00:53:05,326 --> 00:53:06,625
JEFF: What about Louie?
1142
00:53:06,694 --> 00:53:09,461
LAUREN: They were discussing
numbers and loans
1143
00:53:09,530 --> 00:53:11,467
and what it would take and...
1144
00:53:12,733 --> 00:53:15,238
Louie is going to buy
the festival from George.
1145
00:53:16,037 --> 00:53:19,972
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1146
00:53:20,041 --> 00:53:22,345
(HORSE SNORTS
AND NEIGHS)
1147
00:53:23,077 --> 00:53:25,111
(SOUNDS DISTORT)
1148
00:53:25,179 --> 00:53:28,717
LAUREN: Jeff? Jeff?
1149
00:53:33,922 --> 00:53:37,493
♪ (UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1150
00:53:53,341 --> 00:53:54,781
JEFF: How could this happen?
1151
00:53:55,910 --> 00:53:56,980
Louie?
1152
00:53:58,312 --> 00:54:00,649
He doesn't know the festival
as well as I do.
1153
00:54:02,645 --> 00:54:03,695
I deserve it.
1154
00:54:04,819 --> 00:54:05,922
He doesn't.
1155
00:54:08,089 --> 00:54:11,294
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS)
1156
00:54:12,727 --> 00:54:14,330
BOTH: Jeff.
1157
00:54:21,703 --> 00:54:22,906
BOTH: Jeff.
1158
00:54:23,604 --> 00:54:27,274
FAIRGOER:
Yeah, it's King Louie now.
1159
00:54:27,275 --> 00:54:29,108
Oh, we always knew it was him.
1160
00:54:29,176 --> 00:54:32,681
(ECHOING)
Always knew it was him...
1161
00:54:33,447 --> 00:54:34,957
-(BREATHES HEAVILY)
-Jeff!
1162
00:54:39,020 --> 00:54:40,953
(INHALES, EXHALES)
1163
00:54:41,022 --> 00:54:44,393
ACTOR 1: One more drink
will bring me closer to you.
1164
00:54:51,732 --> 00:54:55,234
GEORGE: All hail
the new commander, Louie.
1165
00:54:55,303 --> 00:54:58,302
-(BELL TOLLING)
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1166
00:55:06,047 --> 00:55:09,315
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1167
00:55:09,384 --> 00:55:11,450
Come now, you cannot be serious.
1168
00:55:11,518 --> 00:55:13,988
The key to a successful business
is to take risks.
1169
00:55:14,055 --> 00:55:15,587
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
1170
00:55:15,656 --> 00:55:19,695
ACTOR 2: No! No! No!
I have a plan
1171
00:55:20,194 --> 00:55:22,365
to sell it all!
1172
00:55:24,365 --> 00:55:26,533
♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
1173
00:55:26,602 --> 00:55:30,606
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1174
00:56:24,526 --> 00:56:26,695
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
1175
00:56:26,745 --> 00:56:31,295
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