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Previously on "Reginald the Vampire"...
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You are not a man.
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You are a monster.
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You are a mistake that
requires correction.
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You give me slushies, I
will protect you from harm,
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ever and always.
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It is imminent that celestial creatures,
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purveyors of doom, shall
descend from the heavens.
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You know I'm coming for you, right?
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[GASPS]
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I'm out of the game,
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an ex-assassin, a former killer.
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- What have you done?
- You can't see this.
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But I did.
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I am Balestro.
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You have 30 days.
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When the bell tolls midnight
on that day, I will return.
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We have 30 days until
that angel comes back
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and kills every one of us.
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Celestial motherfucker!
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Petulant scum of eternity?
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It stings a little.
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- 30 days?
- Do we believe him?
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Uh, yeah. Dude was pretty convincing.
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I remember a simpler time when
vampires were the big surprise.
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I did not see angels coming,
or incubi, for that matter.
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Well, he had wings.
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Definitely rethinking
my atheism as we speak.
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I told you so.
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Balestro came to me first in my dreams,
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making the case for our extinction.
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Just like today.
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Basically the same case.
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So you're special.
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- Or I'm a target.
- Maybe both.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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We were supposed to change the world.
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- And now our world is ending.
- Hey, Reggie.
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You'll think of something.
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You're special, man. Remember that.
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Okay, maybe that's why
he came to you first.
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The Assessment is
child's play in comparison
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to the end of days!
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That's true.
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One month.
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We can't tell a soul about this.
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Vampires will not react well
to their expiration date.
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Not the council, no one.
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- So not to Sarah?
- No.
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I mean, come on.
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If you're gonna tell her
that half of her friend group
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is condemned to certain doom
because an avenging angel
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crashed our first council meeting...
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Yeah, I would take a little bit of time
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to better understand the shape of that.
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- [GROANS]
- Doom is not my favorite shape.
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Reggie, I'm counting on your big brain.
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Celestial motherfucker!
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? ?
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Come back soon.
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So how was Maurice's first
council meeting as deacon?
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Great. Really good, actually.
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It turns out Maurice is a natural.
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So what could go wrong?
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I can't stop thinking
about what Altus said.
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Totally cool with the subject change.
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I mean, for real.
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Angels?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Not that angels have
anything to do with anything.
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Why would you even talk about angels?
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Because I can't stop thinking
about what Altus said,
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that angels are coming,
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and they're bringing disaster and woe.
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He did say that,
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but in my experience, woe
is an overrated concept.
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Being raised to worship
angels is one thing.
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Deciding it's all a lie is another.
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But facing the actual reality of them,
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it makes my head hurt.
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Faith is a complicated master.
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Reginald, I think Altus
is telling the truth.
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And it scares me.
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No, I felt that way,
too, but Maurice is right.
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Incubi are notorious liars.
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You can't really trust
anything they say.
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And Altus is the
biggest liar of them all.
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I hear tell that you are
wise in the ways of the world.
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- Oh, hey.
- Slushy guy.
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Right, slushy guy, hey.
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I'm sorry. How did you hear tell?
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There's a park ranger in
Shenandoah National Park
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who was struck by lightning six times.
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The odds of this occurring
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are 4.15 in 1 with 33 zeros after it.
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Ah.
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Ah, I did say that.
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It is an interesting fact.
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It's not that interesting.
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The world is full of interesting facts.
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But these facts need to be
arranged in the proper order.
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Please, teach me how
to live in this world.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I'm... I'm...
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I'm not the expert you think
I am when it comes to life.
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Trust me. Ask anyone.
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I failed my mission.
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And I failed my family.
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I deserted them in order to
explore this wonderful place,
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but I don't understand it.
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? ?
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Ah, um...
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on the other hand, I may be
the life coach that you need.
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? ?
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Quite the collection you got there.
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These tokens are precious to me.
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Right.
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See, the thing is...
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The lesson commences now.
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Uh, sure, let's commence.
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Tokens are super cool.
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- I agree.
- But there are more important things
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other than tokens,
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which is pretty obvious to anyone.
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Please, reveal this truth to me.
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Um...
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love makes the world go round?
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I will remember this.
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It is written.
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I mean, in fact, the Earth goes round
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because it inherited
the angular momentum
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of the rotating disk of gas and dust
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from which it formed.
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But hey, love is a viable alternative.
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Tell me more.
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Be easier to just meet at the shack.
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I don't want Sarah anywhere near this.
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What's on your mind?
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The friend zone.
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Reggie, we've got bigger
issues at the moment, man.
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You know this.
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But I was just getting good
at it, being the better me.
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But now that I'm facing
certain death again,
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I have to lie to Sarah about it again.
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Telling anyone the truth
is not an option right now.
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We need to figure this thing out first.
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Vampire Armageddon?
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I can't believe our world is ending.
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- I was just getting used to it.
- We're not dead yet.
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- Technically speaking...
- Reggie.
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Your faith in me is touching
and baffling at the same time.
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Reggie, again, first thing we need to do
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is figure a way out of this, okay?
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It's way too early to give up hope.
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And I believe in you.
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I believe in us.
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[SIGHS] Right.
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I hear you.
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[SIGHS] Okay.
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Solve for x. Altus shows up.
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He tells us the angels are coming
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and that they're bringing
calamity with them.
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Then Balestro crashes
the council meeting
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and confirms it.
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Whoa, whoa, wait.
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Wait, what?
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Altus... he knew the angels were coming.
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It all starts with him.
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Maybe he knows more than he's telling.
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Work the problem.
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? ?
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[WHIRRING]
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What?
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[GRUNTING]
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Open wide.
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[SCREAMING]
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Ow!
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[APPREHENSIVE MUSIC]
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? ?
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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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You're probably wondering
why we brought you here.
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You want to talk about
Balestro and the angels.
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Stop that.
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Sorry. Force of habit.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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You knew the angel Balestro was coming.
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You knew that he was
gonna give us 30 days
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and then eradicate every
vampire on the planet.
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You knew.
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Well, I had a pretty good idea
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based on available intel.
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Sounds bad, by the way.
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Okay, intel.
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That's a start.
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Look, we know you're a smart guy,
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a big deal in the incubi community.
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Oh, well, butter me up,
and I'll tell you anything.
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In your informed opinion,
given everything you know,
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everything you've heard,
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what is the best way for us
to get out of the situation?
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You can't.
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We were hoping for a
more detailed response.
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Oh, um, you're fucked.
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Balestro is one of the original seven.
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They divided the day and the night.
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And the angels gave the day to
the humans, the vampires the night.
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Tale as old as time.
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- Also, Cain and Abel.
- Right.
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But now Balestro wants
us dead because we failed
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to evolve past our own hunger?
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Hence the "fucked."
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30 days, what does it mean?
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That means you have 30
days to quail in fear,
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choose to die by your
own hand, or, you know,
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wait until you're fucked.
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But why make us wait?
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Angels like their rituals.
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It's their thing.
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Whoo-oo-ooh!
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I shall return in 30 days.
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Basically, angel dinner theater.
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30 days.
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Until you're fucked, yes.
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Can we torture him?
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Maybe a little torture would help.
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You know, I'm nonviolent by
nature, but I gotta say...
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Maybe you didn't ask
me the right question.
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Hmm?
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Free will, it's a loophole.
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Could be, maybe.
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Go on.
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Angels can't see the future.
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They can't predict the
results of free will, outcome.
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And believe me, they really hate that.
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It's their only weakness.
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So free will is your ace in
the hole if you use it right.
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Because they'll never see it coming.
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So we don't sit and wait.
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- We prove our value.
- That sounds like a plan.
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- I've got it!
- Bully for you.
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May I go now?
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We show Balestro that
our species can change,
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that we can be better
than we were before,
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as worthy as any
human, which ironically,
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was our plan, right?
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That was the dream.
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Maybe that's why he targeted you.
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- I can do it.
- Apparently, he can do it.
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What are you gonna do?
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I'll find a vampire, the
best possible test subject,
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and then teach them to be humble,
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become a creature of honor and hope.
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I can't be the only exception, right?
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I can make my own proof of concept
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and show it to Balestro when he returns.
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And he'll never see it coming.
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The only thing is, we need a subject.
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[QUIRKY MUSIC]
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Oh, hell no.
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- What's wrong?
- Leave me.
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- Nikki.
- Leave!
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You're in pain, and
I'm not going anywhere
265
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:06,308
until you tell me what happened.
266
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,145
I don't want to be by myself.
267
00:12:08,146 --> 00:12:09,845
Well, you have a funny
way of showing it.
268
00:12:09,846 --> 00:12:12,449
I don't want you to see me like this.
269
00:12:12,549 --> 00:12:15,619
And yet, here I am with the seeing.
270
00:12:17,354 --> 00:12:19,823
I've never felt so alone!
271
00:12:19,856 --> 00:12:21,424
But that's what we've been...
272
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,927
separate, alone.
273
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:27,631
I saw you kill a man
with a sword made of fire,
274
00:12:27,632 --> 00:12:29,732
and then he disappeared,
and so did the sword.
275
00:12:29,733 --> 00:12:32,335
I have questions, but
you refuse to answer them.
276
00:12:32,369 --> 00:12:35,672
- And now whatever...
- I can't tell you!
277
00:12:35,705 --> 00:12:37,874
Killer-client confidentiality.
278
00:12:37,908 --> 00:12:41,178
I don't know if we can
be together like that,
279
00:12:41,211 --> 00:12:43,380
without honesty.
280
00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:44,881
Please...
281
00:12:44,915 --> 00:12:47,884
[APPREHENSIVE MUSIC]
282
00:12:47,918 --> 00:12:49,786
Stay with me.
283
00:12:52,055 --> 00:12:53,590
Okay.
284
00:12:56,092 --> 00:12:57,360
I'll call in sick.
285
00:12:57,394 --> 00:13:04,267
? ?
286
00:13:12,342 --> 00:13:13,844
[SCREAMS]
287
00:13:17,414 --> 00:13:19,916
Batman had all kinds of sidekicks...
288
00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:22,352
Dick Grayson... the
original Robin, of course.
289
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,387
Jason Todd, murdered by the Joker.
290
00:13:24,421 --> 00:13:27,557
Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, AKA Batgirl.
291
00:13:27,591 --> 00:13:29,593
I'm just saying, if I knew my role,
292
00:13:29,594 --> 00:13:31,961
I could probably play the
part more realistically.
293
00:13:31,962 --> 00:13:34,264
Or we could just be you and me.
294
00:13:34,297 --> 00:13:36,833
Not the easiest way to
go, but I'll do my best.
295
00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:40,636
I'm getting really good at
lies of omission with Sarah,
296
00:13:40,637 --> 00:13:42,706
and that's a skill set I'm not proud of.
297
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,708
Reggie, I'm sorry, okay?
298
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,791
But maybe you can just
look at it this way.
299
00:13:46,810 --> 00:13:50,247
You could be saving Sarah
from some very bad things.
300
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,917
I wear the snug tights
of a hero with pride.
301
00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:55,218
[SIGHS]
302
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,120
Reggie, do you honestly think
303
00:13:57,121 --> 00:13:59,555
you can turn Angela into a
creature of honor and hope?
304
00:13:59,556 --> 00:14:03,026
Because seriously, I think
that sounds insane to me.
305
00:14:03,027 --> 00:14:04,260
So you're saying there's a chance?
306
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,796
I'm saying it sounds crazy.
307
00:14:06,830 --> 00:14:09,633
If free will works the
way Altus says it does,
308
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,368
yeah, I think it can work.
309
00:14:11,401 --> 00:14:12,802
Proof of concept.
310
00:14:12,803 --> 00:14:14,436
But it's Angela we're
talking about here.
311
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,540
I embrace every challenge.
312
00:14:18,909 --> 00:14:20,710
- [SNIFFS]
- What?
313
00:14:20,744 --> 00:14:22,612
You smell that?
314
00:14:26,817 --> 00:14:29,619
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
315
00:14:29,653 --> 00:14:32,422
I've never seen anything
like this before.
316
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,925
That's because this is new.
317
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,563
Almost ripped their damn heads off.
318
00:14:41,932 --> 00:14:44,601
Reggie, a vampire did this.
319
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,904
It didn't bother to glamour their food,
320
00:14:47,938 --> 00:14:51,975
didn't bother to hide
what they left behind.
321
00:14:52,008 --> 00:14:55,946
Chaos in the vampire community.
322
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:59,816
There's a monster on the loose in Akron.
323
00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:02,719
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
324
00:15:04,521 --> 00:15:06,056
Sorry about the wait.
325
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,428
Thanks for being patient.
326
00:15:12,796 --> 00:15:14,530
Oh.
327
00:15:14,531 --> 00:15:15,866
No.
328
00:15:15,899 --> 00:15:17,734
All better now.
329
00:15:20,237 --> 00:15:22,005
Hey, it's slushy guy.
330
00:15:22,038 --> 00:15:23,539
You are in peril.
331
00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:27,177
Well, um, you know,
332
00:15:27,178 --> 00:15:29,545
Ashley called in sick,
and they're never sick.
333
00:15:29,546 --> 00:15:31,715
And Reginald didn't show, so yeah.
334
00:15:31,748 --> 00:15:35,785
It's just a long line of
dissatisfied customers.
335
00:15:35,786 --> 00:15:37,219
Pineapple surprise, right?
336
00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:39,356
I will help you.
337
00:15:39,389 --> 00:15:40,790
Excuse me?
338
00:15:40,791 --> 00:15:42,191
You need help until your friends return.
339
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,560
I love the drink you call slushy.
340
00:15:44,561 --> 00:15:47,230
I've watched you prepare
them now for 37 days.
341
00:15:47,264 --> 00:15:48,999
I can help you prepare them.
342
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,800
I will serve by your side.
343
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:53,036
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
344
00:15:53,069 --> 00:15:55,238
Well, um...
345
00:15:55,272 --> 00:15:56,652
Welcome to the Slushy Shack.
346
00:15:56,673 --> 00:15:57,941
How may I help you?
347
00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:04,803
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
348
00:16:05,403 --> 00:16:08,173
[TENSE MUSIC]
349
00:16:08,206 --> 00:16:10,075
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
350
00:16:14,979 --> 00:16:17,182
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
351
00:16:17,215 --> 00:16:19,851
Oh, right on time.
352
00:16:19,884 --> 00:16:21,486
And she brought snacks!
353
00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:24,422
Mm, ha-ha. They towed my home away.
354
00:16:24,456 --> 00:16:26,691
Look, if you want to try and teach me
355
00:16:26,725 --> 00:16:29,794
to live a life both honest
and true, good luck with that.
356
00:16:29,828 --> 00:16:32,330
By the way, I'm gonna
need accommodations.
357
00:16:32,331 --> 00:16:33,997
That's fair. I'll sleep on the couch.
358
00:16:33,998 --> 00:16:35,300
That's cool.
359
00:16:35,301 --> 00:16:36,734
I'll... you know, we
can be roommates or...
360
00:16:36,735 --> 00:16:39,871
- Ground rules...
- first, I get the bedroom.
361
00:16:39,904 --> 00:16:41,873
That's... yeah, I figured that already.
362
00:16:41,874 --> 00:16:44,842
Second, I reserve the right
to abandon this crazy bullshit
363
00:16:44,843 --> 00:16:46,009
at the time of my choosing.
364
00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:47,379
It's not entirely crazy...
365
00:16:47,412 --> 00:16:51,382
And third, you are not the boss of me.
366
00:16:51,383 --> 00:16:53,384
Nobody is the boss of me.
367
00:16:53,385 --> 00:16:54,685
As previously established.
368
00:16:54,686 --> 00:16:56,221
Great.
369
00:16:56,254 --> 00:17:00,025
Um, I know you think
this is crazy, but I...
370
00:17:00,026 --> 00:17:02,259
I believe that your
transformation is proof
371
00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:05,163
that we can evolve and
that Balestro doesn't have
372
00:17:05,196 --> 00:17:06,998
to kill every single one of us.
373
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,102
But what's in it for me?
374
00:17:13,838 --> 00:17:15,006
Okay.
375
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,207
Challenge accepted.
376
00:17:24,949 --> 00:17:27,419
Are you sure you
haven't done this before?
377
00:17:27,452 --> 00:17:28,920
I watched you closely.
378
00:17:28,953 --> 00:17:31,022
I committed every task to memory.
379
00:17:31,056 --> 00:17:32,957
It feels like destiny to me.
380
00:17:35,226 --> 00:17:39,664
I've been thinking that
destiny is a beach in Mexico.
381
00:17:39,698 --> 00:17:44,069
I don't know what you
mean when you say "beach."
382
00:17:44,102 --> 00:17:46,738
It feels like freedom to me...
383
00:17:46,771 --> 00:17:49,908
the sand, the ocean,
384
00:17:49,941 --> 00:17:52,610
the way that the future
is on the horizon.
385
00:17:52,644 --> 00:17:55,246
It's there for the taking.
386
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,948
[PENSIVE MUSIC]
387
00:17:56,981 --> 00:17:59,551
Is that weird?
388
00:17:59,584 --> 00:18:01,052
It sounds like heaven.
389
00:18:01,086 --> 00:18:04,789
There it is again, safe and secure.
390
00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:06,557
Would you like to see
an object in the shape
391
00:18:06,558 --> 00:18:08,593
of God's messenger?
392
00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:09,676
What now?
393
00:18:11,963 --> 00:18:14,398
It provides a delicious treat.
394
00:18:14,399 --> 00:18:16,534
In truth, it may be
a cherub of some kind.
395
00:18:16,568 --> 00:18:19,571
But if you tilt his head
back, he gives you a surprise.
396
00:18:22,574 --> 00:18:24,242
All right. Go on.
397
00:18:26,978 --> 00:18:30,882
Imagine if all God's
messengers gave us candy.
398
00:18:33,685 --> 00:18:35,787
Well, here comes the blood.
399
00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:37,155
Hey.
400
00:18:37,188 --> 00:18:38,656
Henry James,
401
00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:41,626
all-star 19th and early
20th century novelist...
402
00:18:41,627 --> 00:18:43,494
I gotta say, "The Golden
Bull" was a bridge too far
403
00:18:43,495 --> 00:18:47,232
for my liking... once said, and I quote,
404
00:18:47,265 --> 00:18:50,135
"There are three things
important in life.
405
00:18:50,168 --> 00:18:52,103
"The first is to be kind.
406
00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:54,105
"The second is to be kind.
407
00:18:54,139 --> 00:18:57,609
And the third is to be kind."
408
00:18:57,610 --> 00:18:59,209
I think I'm gonna
need a minute to digest
409
00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:00,678
something this complicated.
410
00:19:00,712 --> 00:19:03,380
So he's saying it's
important to be kind?
411
00:19:03,381 --> 00:19:05,150
Okay, the point...
412
00:19:05,151 --> 00:19:06,850
The repetition just seems unnecessary.
413
00:19:06,851 --> 00:19:08,186
Right, but...
414
00:19:08,187 --> 00:19:09,653
And you read every book he ever wrote?
415
00:19:09,654 --> 00:19:11,489
- It was a long afternoon.
- Nerd.
416
00:19:13,224 --> 00:19:15,994
Okay, hang on.
417
00:19:16,027 --> 00:19:19,396
Strength is great, everyone agrees.
418
00:19:19,397 --> 00:19:22,934
But kindness can be as strong as steel.
419
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:24,836
It can vanquish any enemy.
420
00:19:24,869 --> 00:19:26,403
Bullshit.
421
00:19:26,404 --> 00:19:27,871
Henry James is always on point.
422
00:19:27,872 --> 00:19:31,543
A slaver in Barbados, a priest in Rome,
423
00:19:31,576 --> 00:19:35,213
a Turk in Ottoman, a
railroad bull in Philly,
424
00:19:35,246 --> 00:19:37,615
vampire killer in Great Falls...
425
00:19:37,649 --> 00:19:40,985
All walk into a bar and then punch line?
426
00:19:41,019 --> 00:19:42,954
It's not a joke, Reginald.
427
00:19:42,987 --> 00:19:46,024
- Sorry.
- Those were men.
428
00:19:46,057 --> 00:19:49,828
Every one of them a man
who wanted to capture me,
429
00:19:49,861 --> 00:19:52,664
keep me, or kill me.
430
00:19:52,697 --> 00:19:56,234
They were not stopped by kindness.
431
00:19:56,267 --> 00:19:59,070
It would not vanquish them like steel.
432
00:19:59,104 --> 00:20:02,907
My sharp teeth are the
only thing that saved me.
433
00:20:02,941 --> 00:20:07,212
Well, that and a willingness
to rip out their hearts,
434
00:20:07,245 --> 00:20:09,681
which I then ate.
435
00:20:11,015 --> 00:20:12,717
Copy that.
436
00:20:13,618 --> 00:20:16,121
[WATER PATTERING]
437
00:20:25,397 --> 00:20:28,033
- Where's Angela?
- In the shower.
438
00:20:28,066 --> 00:20:29,868
She loves her showers.
439
00:20:29,901 --> 00:20:31,870
I'm aware.
440
00:20:31,903 --> 00:20:33,338
Oh, how about you?
441
00:20:33,371 --> 00:20:35,774
You find the monster of Akron yet?
442
00:20:35,807 --> 00:20:37,509
He is a monster, Reggie.
443
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:39,444
- More bodies?
- Every night.
444
00:20:39,477 --> 00:20:41,946
Same method, same carelessness...
445
00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:43,081
messes I clean up.
446
00:20:43,114 --> 00:20:45,850
Oh, how about we make
a murder scene grid
447
00:20:45,884 --> 00:20:48,419
- to see if there's a pattern?
- Do that.
448
00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:49,887
This is on me in more ways than one.
449
00:20:49,888 --> 00:20:51,589
You are the deacon now.
450
00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:52,956
If there's panic in my community,
451
00:20:52,957 --> 00:20:54,626
I need to stop it.
452
00:20:54,659 --> 00:20:57,696
Reggie, this is exactly what
Balestro's talking about.
453
00:20:57,729 --> 00:20:59,698
Exhibit A for our own destruction.
454
00:20:59,731 --> 00:21:01,299
Well, I don't think murder
455
00:21:01,332 --> 00:21:03,768
is the best redemption strategy, though.
456
00:21:03,802 --> 00:21:06,571
- How's it going with Angela?
- Baby steps, I guess.
457
00:21:06,604 --> 00:21:09,240
- Angela's no baby.
- No, she's not.
458
00:21:09,274 --> 00:21:11,142
She's stubborn, argumentative,
459
00:21:11,143 --> 00:21:13,277
and completely immune to
the beauty of my logic.
460
00:21:13,278 --> 00:21:14,512
Sounds about right.
461
00:21:15,947 --> 00:21:18,483
[SUGGESTIVE MUSIC]
462
00:21:18,516 --> 00:21:20,218
Hey.
463
00:21:20,251 --> 00:21:21,619
I like the robe.
464
00:21:21,653 --> 00:21:24,322
You busy?
465
00:21:24,356 --> 00:21:25,456
I got time.
466
00:21:25,457 --> 00:21:27,625
Ugh.
467
00:21:27,659 --> 00:21:29,994
Yeah, sure. Why not?
Have a vampire sex break.
468
00:21:29,995 --> 00:21:32,496
It's not like we have 28
days till the apocalypse.
469
00:21:32,497 --> 00:21:33,798
God.
470
00:21:33,832 --> 00:21:36,301
And you know, no more showers!
471
00:21:36,302 --> 00:21:38,001
There's never enough hot
water available to me anyway.
472
00:21:38,002 --> 00:21:39,052
[ANGELA LAUGHING]
473
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:43,117
Calling Mr. Crowell. Please report...
474
00:21:43,128 --> 00:21:44,496
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
475
00:21:44,853 --> 00:21:47,589
- Come in.
- Next subject.
476
00:21:47,632 --> 00:21:49,734
Hibbert, Angela...
477
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:51,062
[LATCH CLICKS]
478
00:21:51,073 --> 00:21:53,809
Plasma extraction, night shift.
479
00:21:54,472 --> 00:21:55,773
[DOOR SLAMS]
480
00:21:55,807 --> 00:21:58,743
[TENSE MUSIC]
481
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,913
? ?
482
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:05,283
Please don't move.
483
00:22:05,316 --> 00:22:09,620
Reaction time is a factor,
so please pay attention.
484
00:22:09,654 --> 00:22:12,757
Answer as quickly as you can.
485
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,926
I hate tests.
486
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:18,729
You're in a desert,
walking along the sand.
487
00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:20,163
Why would I want to walk in the desert?
488
00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:21,373
It's too hot.
489
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:22,566
It doesn't make any difference.
490
00:22:22,567 --> 00:22:24,501
It's completely hypothetical.
491
00:22:24,502 --> 00:22:26,503
You look down, and you see a tortoise.
492
00:22:26,504 --> 00:22:28,306
Oh, good. Soup.
493
00:22:28,339 --> 00:22:31,609
You reach down, and you flip
the tortoise onto its back.
494
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:34,612
No earthly reason I
would do that, but hey.
495
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:37,081
The tortoise lays on its back,
496
00:22:37,115 --> 00:22:38,883
belly baking in the hot sun.
497
00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:40,651
Pretty sure it lies.
498
00:22:40,685 --> 00:22:43,488
Beating its legs, trying
to turn itself back,
499
00:22:43,521 --> 00:22:44,922
but it can't.
500
00:22:44,956 --> 00:22:47,325
Not without your help.
501
00:22:47,358 --> 00:22:50,128
But you're not helping.
502
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:53,631
I'm not the evil monster
that you think I am.
503
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:56,734
Pretty sure I'd flip that
little sucker right over.
504
00:22:56,768 --> 00:22:58,836
And why is that, Angela?
505
00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:01,572
I just said I'd flip it over.
506
00:23:01,606 --> 00:23:02,673
Shall we move on?
507
00:23:05,877 --> 00:23:10,515
Describe in single words
only the good things
508
00:23:10,548 --> 00:23:13,284
that come to mind about your mother.
509
00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:16,788
My mother?
510
00:23:16,821 --> 00:23:20,291
There you go, totally on book.
511
00:23:21,959 --> 00:23:25,296
Let me tell you about my mother.
512
00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:30,101
[SCREAMING]
513
00:23:32,837 --> 00:23:34,605
Whoa.
514
00:23:34,639 --> 00:23:38,142
I definitely need a new
personal growth strategy.
515
00:23:38,176 --> 00:23:39,977
You ever seen "Blade Runner"?
516
00:23:40,011 --> 00:23:41,846
I don't go to the movies much.
517
00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:43,147
Seemed like it.
518
00:23:45,349 --> 00:23:46,684
[SIGHS]
519
00:23:50,655 --> 00:23:52,824
Thanks. Have a good night.
520
00:23:55,026 --> 00:23:57,462
What happened to your fancy coat?
521
00:23:57,495 --> 00:23:59,163
It seemed unnecessary.
522
00:23:59,197 --> 00:24:00,631
Pretty much your uniform.
523
00:24:00,665 --> 00:24:02,934
I no longer serve in any army.
524
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:13,477
How can I help you?
525
00:24:13,478 --> 00:24:15,913
I'm afraid there's not much you can do.
526
00:24:15,947 --> 00:24:17,982
You would be surprised.
527
00:24:18,015 --> 00:24:20,718
It's just, Ashley took another day.
528
00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:22,153
So fine.
529
00:24:22,186 --> 00:24:24,355
But Reginald just ghosted,
530
00:24:24,356 --> 00:24:26,490
and he's not responding
to any of my texts.
531
00:24:26,491 --> 00:24:28,526
Like, sure, we're on a break.
532
00:24:28,527 --> 00:24:30,360
But that doesn't mean that I don't worry
533
00:24:30,361 --> 00:24:32,562
when he does that because
it usually means trouble.
534
00:24:32,563 --> 00:24:34,098
What kind of trouble?
535
00:24:34,132 --> 00:24:35,833
I don't know.
536
00:24:35,867 --> 00:24:38,870
I mean, I know when he's
not telling me the truth.
537
00:24:38,903 --> 00:24:42,073
And I know that he's doing it again.
538
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:44,542
But I don't know the reason why.
539
00:24:44,575 --> 00:24:47,045
Reginald knows a great
deal about the wide world.
540
00:24:47,078 --> 00:24:50,047
Hmm. Less than you think, but sure.
541
00:24:50,081 --> 00:24:52,083
I cannot imagine any possible reason
542
00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:54,552
why he would not tell you the truth.
543
00:24:54,585 --> 00:24:56,721
There's something about you
544
00:24:56,754 --> 00:24:58,723
that I can't quite put my finger on.
545
00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:05,029
[SIGHS]
546
00:25:06,264 --> 00:25:07,932
But you're right.
547
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:10,334
Nothing is more important than that.
548
00:25:12,603 --> 00:25:15,573
[PENSIVE MUSIC]
549
00:25:15,606 --> 00:25:19,377
? ?
550
00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:21,079
- Oh, hi, Sarah.
- You?
551
00:25:21,112 --> 00:25:23,081
- Me.
- Hey, Sarah.
552
00:25:23,114 --> 00:25:24,481
Hi, long time no see.
553
00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:25,549
I feel like it's been
a long time, right?
554
00:25:25,550 --> 00:25:28,719
- Where have you been?
- Uh, you know, here, there.
555
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,020
You didn't answer any of my texts.
556
00:25:30,021 --> 00:25:31,389
I expected you at work.
557
00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:33,490
Today? I thought Ashley was working.
558
00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:35,092
I mean, I thought I had the day off.
559
00:25:35,093 --> 00:25:37,695
- I could be mistaken.
- Don't fuck around with me!
560
00:25:40,131 --> 00:25:41,899
Is that my robe?
561
00:25:41,933 --> 00:25:44,335
Oh, that old thing?
562
00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:45,702
I mean, maybe you
might have left it here.
563
00:25:45,703 --> 00:25:46,904
It does look familiar.
564
00:25:46,938 --> 00:25:48,339
Reginald, is this some type
565
00:25:48,439 --> 00:25:50,641
of weird pansexual vampire sex thing?
566
00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:52,143
Oh!
567
00:25:52,144 --> 00:25:53,477
I would rather walk into the sun.
568
00:25:53,478 --> 00:25:54,578
She would rather walk into the sun.
569
00:25:54,579 --> 00:25:56,680
Obviously, so would I.
Definitely not happening.
570
00:25:56,681 --> 00:25:58,850
I thought we were
getting to a good place,
571
00:25:58,851 --> 00:26:00,984
like, where we could
be real with each other?
572
00:26:00,985 --> 00:26:03,154
No more games, no more lies.
573
00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:05,590
- Yes, yes.
- I feel exactly the same way.
574
00:26:05,623 --> 00:26:07,992
She glamoured me to kill you.
575
00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:10,695
For which she is very, very sorry.
576
00:26:10,728 --> 00:26:12,663
Hmm, no, I'm not.
577
00:26:14,298 --> 00:26:17,969
Reginald, you're lying to me again.
578
00:26:18,002 --> 00:26:19,470
I can tell.
579
00:26:19,471 --> 00:26:21,304
And not just because Angela is wearing
580
00:26:21,305 --> 00:26:23,141
my robe in your apartment.
581
00:26:23,142 --> 00:26:24,374
There's something else going on,
582
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:27,378
and I came here to demand
that you tell me what it is.
583
00:26:27,478 --> 00:26:31,249
Just... tell me.
584
00:26:32,884 --> 00:26:35,853
[SIGHS] Can we talk about this later?
585
00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:37,288
I'm sorry.
586
00:26:37,289 --> 00:26:38,688
I just have so much
on my plate right now.
587
00:26:38,689 --> 00:26:41,526
It's just not the right time!
588
00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:43,694
[SIGHS]
589
00:26:43,728 --> 00:26:47,865
? ?
590
00:26:47,899 --> 00:26:50,134
Wow.
591
00:26:50,168 --> 00:26:54,605
Be kind, be kind, be kind.
592
00:26:56,207 --> 00:26:58,576
Okay.
593
00:26:58,609 --> 00:27:00,545
I've tried to change you.
594
00:27:00,578 --> 00:27:02,180
I failed.
595
00:27:02,213 --> 00:27:05,083
Not even an inch of change.
596
00:27:05,116 --> 00:27:07,018
I've tried Henry James.
597
00:27:07,051 --> 00:27:09,554
I've tried "Blade Runner."
598
00:27:09,555 --> 00:27:11,688
All because I thought I could
work from the inside out.
599
00:27:11,689 --> 00:27:13,257
Doesn't that make sense?
600
00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:15,059
No, Reginald.
601
00:27:15,093 --> 00:27:18,563
None of it makes sense
because it's idiotic.
602
00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:19,831
Fine.
603
00:27:19,864 --> 00:27:21,899
You know what we'll do next?
604
00:27:21,933 --> 00:27:24,268
I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
605
00:27:24,302 --> 00:27:26,337
Listen to me.
606
00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:29,474
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
607
00:27:30,737 --> 00:27:33,740
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
608
00:27:34,341 --> 00:27:36,443
[BREATHING SHAKILY]
609
00:27:36,477 --> 00:27:39,413
[APPREHENSIVE MUSIC]
610
00:27:39,446 --> 00:27:46,286
? ?
611
00:27:46,698 --> 00:27:47,748
I'm sorry.
612
00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:49,711
We are closed, but
only for a short while.
613
00:27:49,712 --> 00:27:51,147
Sarah will be back soon.
614
00:27:51,158 --> 00:27:52,826
Good. Makes it easier to talk.
615
00:27:55,651 --> 00:27:58,154
What would you like to talk about?
616
00:27:58,165 --> 00:28:00,934
What the hell is happening to me?
617
00:28:01,537 --> 00:28:04,938
- I don't know.
- I think you do.
618
00:28:04,972 --> 00:28:08,275
I'm having nightmares that
are worse than nightmares.
619
00:28:08,276 --> 00:28:10,476
Oh, and by the way,
usually I'm the nightmare,
620
00:28:10,477 --> 00:28:12,998
so this is a new experience for me.
621
00:28:13,558 --> 00:28:14,687
I'm sorry.
622
00:28:14,698 --> 00:28:17,217
I'm gonna need a little more than that.
623
00:28:17,218 --> 00:28:18,918
Every time I look into the mirror,
624
00:28:18,919 --> 00:28:22,055
I see rot and decay,
625
00:28:22,089 --> 00:28:26,393
like I'm dying from the inside out.
626
00:28:26,426 --> 00:28:29,229
Taking the life of an angel
is a complicated matter.
627
00:28:29,263 --> 00:28:32,733
There are consequences
for killing the divine.
628
00:28:32,766 --> 00:28:36,637
[LAUGHS]
629
00:28:36,638 --> 00:28:38,104
Do you think maybe you
should have told me that
630
00:28:38,105 --> 00:28:39,673
in the first place?
631
00:28:39,706 --> 00:28:41,696
It was the only way
to save Sarah's life.
632
00:28:45,702 --> 00:28:47,737
How do I stop it?
633
00:28:47,748 --> 00:28:49,616
What's the cure?
634
00:28:49,783 --> 00:28:50,985
You are the cure.
635
00:28:50,996 --> 00:28:53,346
I need an angel right
now, not a fortune cookie.
636
00:28:53,488 --> 00:28:54,990
I am not a cookie.
637
00:28:55,023 --> 00:29:00,162
? ?
638
00:29:00,195 --> 00:29:01,663
Please.
639
00:29:03,999 --> 00:29:06,802
You will heal when you earn healing.
640
00:29:06,835 --> 00:29:09,704
I wish this was easier to understand,
641
00:29:09,738 --> 00:29:11,773
but it is the only way.
642
00:29:11,807 --> 00:29:16,278
? ?
643
00:29:16,311 --> 00:29:18,380
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
644
00:29:18,413 --> 00:29:19,681
What do you got here?
645
00:29:19,714 --> 00:29:21,016
A simple grid...
646
00:29:21,049 --> 00:29:22,784
every murder scene that you found.
647
00:29:22,818 --> 00:29:24,553
The bloody aftermath.
648
00:29:24,586 --> 00:29:26,388
Yeah, but get this.
649
00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:28,856
See, our guy is, like, not
even trying to hide his tracks.
650
00:29:28,857 --> 00:29:31,325
Clearly with every kill,
he's just working his way
651
00:29:31,326 --> 00:29:33,028
through the heart of the city.
652
00:29:33,061 --> 00:29:35,697
So tonight, if he keeps the pattern,
653
00:29:35,730 --> 00:29:37,966
we can be there waiting
for him right here.
654
00:29:37,999 --> 00:29:39,835
- We?
- Well, sure.
655
00:29:39,868 --> 00:29:41,608
To take your mind off your problems.
656
00:29:43,071 --> 00:29:45,640
Understanding that this
is an inexact science,
657
00:29:45,674 --> 00:29:47,709
it might just be a coincidence.
658
00:29:47,742 --> 00:29:49,511
I don't need exact, Reggie.
659
00:29:49,544 --> 00:29:52,314
I just need to be close enough
to hear his victim scream.
660
00:29:53,715 --> 00:29:55,517
Where's Angela?
661
00:29:55,550 --> 00:29:57,219
Who?
662
00:29:57,252 --> 00:29:58,720
Reggie?
663
00:29:58,753 --> 00:30:00,889
She's, uh... asleep.
664
00:30:00,922 --> 00:30:03,225
[LAUGHS] She sleeps, she showers.
665
00:30:03,258 --> 00:30:05,527
She refuses to listen to any word I say.
666
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,229
But don't worry.
667
00:30:07,230 --> 00:30:09,063
I'm actually working on
this transformative option
668
00:30:09,064 --> 00:30:10,731
that's yielding some
pretty good results.
669
00:30:10,732 --> 00:30:12,667
Hey, guys.
670
00:30:12,701 --> 00:30:15,604
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
671
00:30:15,637 --> 00:30:18,673
? ?
672
00:30:18,707 --> 00:30:20,909
Reginald, what the fuck did you do?
673
00:30:20,942 --> 00:30:25,013
? ?
674
00:30:25,046 --> 00:30:26,948
- Fix this.
- Okay, hear me out.
675
00:30:26,982 --> 00:30:28,416
Hear you out?
676
00:30:28,450 --> 00:30:30,585
Reggie, I'm about to
knock you on your ass.
677
00:30:30,619 --> 00:30:32,287
Perfectly acceptable reaction.
678
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,589
Do you guys feel like a picnic?
679
00:30:34,623 --> 00:30:37,926
It's such a lovely day, just super.
680
00:30:37,959 --> 00:30:39,961
- Just super?
- Okay, look.
681
00:30:39,962 --> 00:30:42,263
I tried and failed to change
her in any significant way.
682
00:30:42,264 --> 00:30:43,631
She was just too strong for that.
683
00:30:43,632 --> 00:30:44,798
And now she feels like a picnic.
684
00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:46,101
Which is sweet.
685
00:30:46,102 --> 00:30:47,234
I mean, who doesn't love a picnic?
686
00:30:47,235 --> 00:30:48,370
- Reggie.
- Okay.
687
00:30:48,371 --> 00:30:50,271
We need to show Balestro
that we can change, right?
688
00:30:50,272 --> 00:30:52,274
I just skipped a few steps.
689
00:30:52,307 --> 00:30:54,542
I'll make sandwiches, ham and Swiss.
690
00:30:54,543 --> 00:30:56,545
No. You didn't skip a few steps.
691
00:30:56,578 --> 00:30:57,946
You glamoured her.
692
00:30:57,947 --> 00:30:59,246
And that's not even the worst part.
693
00:30:59,247 --> 00:31:00,916
You glamoured her to be Sarah.
694
00:31:00,917 --> 00:31:02,316
Any idea how messed up that is?
695
00:31:02,317 --> 00:31:03,818
Okay, yes, when you say it out loud.
696
00:31:03,819 --> 00:31:06,588
Right, yes. It's...
I was desperate, okay?
697
00:31:06,621 --> 00:31:08,757
And it just felt like a viable solution.
698
00:31:08,790 --> 00:31:12,060
I just love the way that
the savory cheese combines
699
00:31:12,061 --> 00:31:13,260
with the flavor of the meat.
700
00:31:13,261 --> 00:31:15,397
It is... [SMACKS LIPS]
701
00:31:15,430 --> 00:31:17,065
Ham and cheese is good for you?
702
00:31:17,066 --> 00:31:18,566
After all, it's a lovely day, right?
703
00:31:18,567 --> 00:31:20,007
Okay, I see what you're doing.
704
00:31:20,035 --> 00:31:21,636
Glamour her back.
705
00:31:21,637 --> 00:31:23,571
I still think that, no
matter how crazy it seems,
706
00:31:23,572 --> 00:31:24,638
this is the best way to prove...
707
00:31:24,639 --> 00:31:26,808
Do it now.
708
00:31:26,842 --> 00:31:28,677
Fine.
709
00:31:28,710 --> 00:31:30,479
[SIGHS]
710
00:31:32,481 --> 00:31:33,748
Hello, Angela.
711
00:31:33,782 --> 00:31:34,983
Hi, Reginald.
712
00:31:35,016 --> 00:31:36,585
Oh, God.
713
00:31:36,618 --> 00:31:38,487
[TENSE MUSIC]
714
00:31:38,587 --> 00:31:40,121
Listen to me.
715
00:31:40,155 --> 00:31:42,324
Forget everything I told you.
716
00:31:42,357 --> 00:31:44,693
When I let go of your
arm, you will be Angela,
717
00:31:44,726 --> 00:31:46,862
and only Angela,
718
00:31:46,895 --> 00:31:49,130
exactly the way you're supposed to be.
719
00:31:49,164 --> 00:31:56,138
? ?
720
00:31:56,171 --> 00:32:01,042
Oh, I am going to rip the
heart out of your chest.
721
00:32:01,076 --> 00:32:04,679
No, I'm gonna skin you
alive with my fingernails.
722
00:32:04,713 --> 00:32:06,547
Hey.
723
00:32:06,548 --> 00:32:08,083
Welcome come back, Ange.
724
00:32:15,249 --> 00:32:16,584
Hey.
725
00:32:18,727 --> 00:32:21,863
How long have you been sitting there?
726
00:32:21,897 --> 00:32:23,965
You were talking in your sleep.
727
00:32:25,066 --> 00:32:26,567
Also crying.
728
00:32:26,568 --> 00:32:29,004
There was some shouting too.
729
00:32:29,037 --> 00:32:31,206
Sorry.
730
00:32:31,239 --> 00:32:33,942
I'll stay here as
long as you need me to.
731
00:32:39,281 --> 00:32:41,650
I broke my promise to you.
732
00:32:43,418 --> 00:32:47,823
I killed again.
733
00:32:47,856 --> 00:32:50,358
I did it because it is in my nature.
734
00:32:50,392 --> 00:32:52,427
I did it to protect a friend,
735
00:32:52,527 --> 00:32:55,063
but mostly I did it
because it is in my nature.
736
00:32:57,299 --> 00:32:59,668
I'm a killer diller.
737
00:32:59,701 --> 00:33:02,003
That's who I've been
for a very long time.
738
00:33:02,004 --> 00:33:03,704
But I understand
that's a difficult thing
739
00:33:03,705 --> 00:33:05,440
for you to accept.
740
00:33:05,540 --> 00:33:09,211
And when I promised you that
I will never kill again, I...
741
00:33:09,244 --> 00:33:11,146
I meant every word.
742
00:33:14,549 --> 00:33:16,585
I understand if you don't believe me,
743
00:33:16,618 --> 00:33:18,753
but I promise I will never kill again.
744
00:33:18,754 --> 00:33:20,888
And that's a promise
I already broke once,
745
00:33:20,889 --> 00:33:23,224
but I'm still getting used
to making all the promises.
746
00:33:23,225 --> 00:33:27,295
And I'm going to do
everything I can to keep it.
747
00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:28,929
Unless, of course, if
someone threatens you.
748
00:33:28,930 --> 00:33:30,432
Then there will be blood.
749
00:33:30,465 --> 00:33:33,135
Also mayhem, and off with
their head shenanigans.
750
00:33:33,168 --> 00:33:34,736
Off with their heads?
751
00:33:34,769 --> 00:33:36,104
Remind me to tell you
752
00:33:36,105 --> 00:33:37,738
about the French Revolution sometime.
753
00:33:37,739 --> 00:33:40,909
Robespierre, what an asshole.
754
00:33:40,942 --> 00:33:43,511
You have so many stories.
755
00:33:43,512 --> 00:33:49,351
I have 221 secrets.
756
00:33:53,355 --> 00:33:58,593
First, I want to hear
every one of your secrets.
757
00:33:58,627 --> 00:34:03,064
Okay, second, I believe you.
758
00:34:06,207 --> 00:34:08,302
You do?
759
00:34:08,303 --> 00:34:10,772
Okay, third, I love you.
760
00:34:10,806 --> 00:34:12,607
- I was hoping.
- Okay, fourth...
761
00:34:12,641 --> 00:34:14,309
I was okay at "I love you."
762
00:34:14,342 --> 00:34:15,544
Fourth...
763
00:34:17,846 --> 00:34:19,748
I forgive you.
764
00:34:19,781 --> 00:34:22,751
[SOFT MUSIC]
765
00:34:22,784 --> 00:34:29,324
? ?
766
00:34:39,868 --> 00:34:42,804
- You saw what now?
- My face, it was rotting.
767
00:34:42,838 --> 00:34:44,873
It was horrible.
768
00:34:44,906 --> 00:34:48,844
So yard sale magic dresser mirror.
769
00:34:48,877 --> 00:34:50,712
Love that trope.
770
00:34:50,745 --> 00:34:53,048
Something like that.
771
00:34:53,081 --> 00:34:55,517
You look pretty good to me.
772
00:34:55,550 --> 00:35:02,424
? ?
773
00:35:07,162 --> 00:35:10,065
"You will heal when you earn healing."
774
00:35:10,098 --> 00:35:14,035
Not familiar with the quote,
but I like the way it sounds.
775
00:35:14,069 --> 00:35:17,005
But I didn't do anything to earn it.
776
00:35:17,038 --> 00:35:20,208
Maybe healing is like love.
777
00:35:21,843 --> 00:35:23,544
Go on.
778
00:35:23,545 --> 00:35:25,046
You don't earn it.
779
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,948
You accept it.
780
00:35:30,285 --> 00:35:32,553
You are very smart.
781
00:35:32,554 --> 00:35:34,555
Also very corny.
782
00:35:34,556 --> 00:35:36,158
That's me.
783
00:35:36,191 --> 00:35:37,559
Okay, fifth.
784
00:35:42,063 --> 00:35:43,498
I love you too.
785
00:35:50,505 --> 00:35:54,109
Okay, this is the place, more or less.
786
00:35:54,142 --> 00:35:55,877
Place and time.
787
00:35:55,911 --> 00:35:57,579
Yeah.
788
00:35:57,612 --> 00:35:59,714
Dude is definitely a creature of habit.
789
00:35:59,715 --> 00:36:01,315
It's almost like he wants to get caught.
790
00:36:01,316 --> 00:36:02,716
[METAL CLATTERING] [PERSON SCREAMING]
791
00:36:02,717 --> 00:36:04,052
Reg, you hear that?
792
00:36:04,085 --> 00:36:06,855
- Yeah.
- [SLURPING]
793
00:36:06,888 --> 00:36:09,591
Follow me.
794
00:36:09,624 --> 00:36:12,294
[SLURPING]
795
00:36:12,327 --> 00:36:16,031
[TENSE MUSIC]
796
00:36:16,064 --> 00:36:17,299
- Ah.
- Angela?
797
00:36:17,332 --> 00:36:18,767
Hello, lover.
798
00:36:20,725 --> 00:36:24,660
Angela, what the fuck were you thinking?
799
00:36:24,661 --> 00:36:26,790
I wasn't thinking,
Maurice. I was feeding.
800
00:36:26,791 --> 00:36:28,537
I guess we can forget being an avatar
801
00:36:28,538 --> 00:36:29,938
for how the vampire
species can evolve, huh?
802
00:36:29,939 --> 00:36:31,406
Oh. So the clothes aren't working.
803
00:36:31,407 --> 00:36:33,365
Is that what you're saying?
804
00:36:33,376 --> 00:36:35,726
You're undead proof
that the vampire species
805
00:36:35,729 --> 00:36:37,498
doesn't deserve to survive.
806
00:36:37,509 --> 00:36:39,739
You're the reason angels
want to kill us all.
807
00:36:39,745 --> 00:36:44,171
I have spent so many
years fighting to survive.
808
00:36:44,182 --> 00:36:46,318
And I survived.
809
00:36:46,351 --> 00:36:51,323
I did whatever I had
to do to ensure that.
810
00:36:51,356 --> 00:36:53,525
I even left you.
811
00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:58,230
I can't stand the way that I feel.
812
00:36:58,263 --> 00:37:02,701
I... I feel helpless!
813
00:37:02,734 --> 00:37:06,238
I'm gonna die because a fucking angel
814
00:37:06,271 --> 00:37:09,541
showed out of nowhere and said so.
815
00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:12,444
How is that possible? How is that fair?
816
00:37:12,477 --> 00:37:15,614
- Nobody said it was fair.
- Oh, fuck that.
817
00:37:15,647 --> 00:37:18,750
If I'm gonna die, then I
am going out on my terms...
818
00:37:18,784 --> 00:37:21,420
in a sea of blood.
819
00:37:21,453 --> 00:37:23,855
This is me!
820
00:37:23,956 --> 00:37:25,390
And this is what I do.
821
00:37:25,424 --> 00:37:28,427
You can't stop me. Nobody can.
822
00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:30,429
I mean, we should try.
823
00:37:30,462 --> 00:37:33,365
Like, I feel that's
something we should do, right?
824
00:37:33,398 --> 00:37:35,434
- No.
- What?
825
00:37:35,467 --> 00:37:37,369
[SOFT APPREHENSIVE MUSIC]
826
00:37:37,402 --> 00:37:39,404
I feel helpless too.
827
00:37:39,438 --> 00:37:42,174
And it fills me with rage too.
828
00:37:44,977 --> 00:37:49,181
If you want to go out
in a sea of blood, okay.
829
00:37:53,085 --> 00:37:56,121
[SOBBING]
830
00:37:56,154 --> 00:38:03,028
? ?
831
00:38:14,045 --> 00:38:15,346
Shower?
832
00:38:20,212 --> 00:38:23,015
Not sure she can wash it off,
833
00:38:23,048 --> 00:38:26,118
not everything.
834
00:38:26,151 --> 00:38:27,686
[SIGHS]
835
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:29,488
What if Angela's right?
836
00:38:29,521 --> 00:38:31,823
I don't think ripping off heads
837
00:38:31,857 --> 00:38:34,026
is the right way to go right now.
838
00:38:34,027 --> 00:38:36,027
She's just trying to live
out the rest of her days
839
00:38:36,028 --> 00:38:37,429
the best way she can.
840
00:38:37,462 --> 00:38:39,331
That's not good enough, Maurice.
841
00:38:39,364 --> 00:38:40,766
The rest of our days?
842
00:38:40,799 --> 00:38:42,334
That's not good enough!
843
00:38:42,367 --> 00:38:44,436
We can't just give up.
844
00:38:44,469 --> 00:38:48,140
- No retreat, no surrender?
- That's right!
845
00:38:48,141 --> 00:38:49,640
We're gonna figure a way out of this
846
00:38:49,641 --> 00:38:51,276
because that's what we do.
847
00:38:51,277 --> 00:38:52,577
And we have not yet begun to fight
848
00:38:52,578 --> 00:38:54,812
because that's what you say
right before you start fighting.
849
00:38:54,813 --> 00:38:56,047
Fight the angels, you mean?
850
00:38:56,048 --> 00:38:59,917
If that's what it takes,
then that's what it takes.
851
00:38:59,918 --> 00:39:02,721
Turns out I'm a fighter and a lover.
852
00:39:02,754 --> 00:39:04,723
[LAUGHS] A lover?
853
00:39:05,035 --> 00:39:08,160
- Really?
- I've had my moments.
854
00:39:08,193 --> 00:39:10,462
Sarah?
855
00:39:10,495 --> 00:39:11,797
[CHUCKLES]
856
00:39:14,199 --> 00:39:17,135
I remember the day we first met,
857
00:39:17,169 --> 00:39:19,671
the night we first kissed,
858
00:39:19,705 --> 00:39:22,307
the first time we shared a bed.
859
00:39:22,341 --> 00:39:25,477
I have perfect recall
when it comes to her.
860
00:39:25,510 --> 00:39:27,079
Enhanced vampire abilities.
861
00:39:27,112 --> 00:39:32,017
No, I had it the moment we met.
862
00:39:32,018 --> 00:39:34,218
Everything she does is
written inside of me,
863
00:39:34,219 --> 00:39:36,488
and I can read it like a book.
864
00:39:36,521 --> 00:39:40,425
[SOFT MUSIC]
865
00:39:40,459 --> 00:39:43,362
- Tell her, Reggie.
- Tell her everything.
866
00:39:43,395 --> 00:39:45,197
What?
867
00:39:45,198 --> 00:39:46,631
Look, I'm the one who made you
868
00:39:46,632 --> 00:39:48,700
promise to keep that secret.
869
00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:50,736
Okay, that's on me.
870
00:39:50,769 --> 00:39:56,208
But after tonight,
seeing Angela like that,
871
00:39:56,241 --> 00:39:58,243
I was wrong.
872
00:39:58,277 --> 00:40:00,045
And look, I know.
873
00:40:00,078 --> 00:40:02,080
I believe we can win this fight.
874
00:40:03,949 --> 00:40:05,350
But what if we don't?
875
00:40:07,052 --> 00:40:09,688
I feel like we should
go out on our own terms.
876
00:40:09,721 --> 00:40:16,695
? ?
877
00:40:16,728 --> 00:40:18,597
I love her.
878
00:40:18,630 --> 00:40:21,199
Yeah, you do.
879
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,434
Sarah deserves to know
the truth about the angels.
880
00:40:23,435 --> 00:40:25,137
I'm gonna tell her everything
881
00:40:25,170 --> 00:40:26,970
and let the chips fall where they may.
882
00:40:40,419 --> 00:40:43,055
I know what happiness looks like.
883
00:40:43,088 --> 00:40:47,426
But the way you look right
now, this is different.
884
00:40:47,427 --> 00:40:48,859
You don't want to hear my problems.
885
00:40:48,860 --> 00:40:50,462
But I do.
886
00:40:50,495 --> 00:40:53,966
That's the only way I can help you.
887
00:40:53,999 --> 00:40:55,968
The problem with not letting go
888
00:40:56,001 --> 00:40:58,837
is that you're still hanging on.
889
00:40:58,870 --> 00:41:00,839
I don't understand.
890
00:41:00,872 --> 00:41:02,274
When it comes to Reginald...
891
00:41:02,307 --> 00:41:04,243
He is wise in the ways of the world.
892
00:41:04,276 --> 00:41:06,445
Yes, he is.
893
00:41:06,478 --> 00:41:11,283
But I'm just not letting go.
894
00:41:11,316 --> 00:41:14,486
Maybe the truth... the truth of him,
895
00:41:14,519 --> 00:41:18,156
maybe that's none of
my business anymore.
896
00:41:18,190 --> 00:41:22,327
I can't hold him to a
standard of how we used to be.
897
00:41:22,361 --> 00:41:24,296
But I don't know how to deal with that
898
00:41:24,329 --> 00:41:27,432
because he used to be my person.
899
00:41:27,466 --> 00:41:29,868
And now he's not.
900
00:41:29,902 --> 00:41:32,104
I understand now.
901
00:41:32,137 --> 00:41:35,941
[SOMBER MUSIC]
902
00:41:35,974 --> 00:41:38,477
This is what sadness looks like.
903
00:41:38,510 --> 00:41:40,579
No shit.
904
00:41:44,149 --> 00:41:46,451
What are you doing now?
905
00:41:46,485 --> 00:41:50,289
It is time I revealed
my true nature to you.
906
00:41:50,322 --> 00:41:53,692
Did you say true nature?
907
00:41:53,725 --> 00:41:56,028
I owe you the truth.
908
00:41:56,061 --> 00:41:59,031
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
909
00:41:59,064 --> 00:42:05,971
? ?
910
00:42:20,552 --> 00:42:22,754
[GASPS]
911
00:42:22,788 --> 00:42:24,523
Seriously?
912
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:31,238
? I was born to haunt you ?
913
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:32,772
[HOWLING SLAYER'S "I
WAS BORN TO HAUNT YOU"]
914
00:42:32,773 --> 00:42:34,641
? Terrorize ?
915
00:42:34,675 --> 00:42:40,180
? Terrorize you through and through ?
916
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:44,918
? Why, I was born ?
917
00:42:44,952 --> 00:42:48,422
? To haunt you ?
918
00:42:48,455 --> 00:42:53,393
? And you were born to haunt me too ?
919
00:42:53,427 --> 00:42:55,829
? ?
920
00:42:55,879 --> 00:43:00,429
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