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Seriously, Grandad,
this won't be here for long.
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It's just that the place that
I'm moving into is teeny.
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How long before you move in?
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You know there's always a room for
you here.
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That's never gonna happen.
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I'm sure we're still in
a cost-of-living crisis, Veronica.
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Paying for water's so expensive,
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make you think you're paying
for wine.
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I-I won't need to do that.
Uh, I'll... I'll be fine.
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I'll be...
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..uh, fine.
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So, someone finally learned to grow
a beard that connects, yeah?
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100% organic shea butter, innit!
Yeah.
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But I know you Jamaicans don't know
about dem things...
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Do you know something? I will have
you know that as a Jamaican,
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not only do I know about
shea butter, but you can tell.
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Uh-huh. Uh... Yeah, yeah, hold that.
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Yo, what you say?
You've got Frank. How can I help?
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Um, you heard from Tom? Uh, yeah...
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No. No, uh, just helping a friend
move, innit?
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Not since I told him
that I...found my own place.
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{\an1}CLEARS HER THROAT
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But it's OK,
do you know what I mean?
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Like, cos we're just...
We're just taking time
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and space away from each other right
now, and... All right, say less.
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Yeah. In a bit.
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So, here, what, Monday... Mm-hm?
..I put up,
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"Brothers love saying they're dating
you without absolutely no dates."
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Yes.
Tuesday, Sean pops up talking about,
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"Hey, Empress, let me take ya out."
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Sean?
Yeah. Omarion, but with height.
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Oh. Yes, that Sean.
Nah, you guys are rude, cuz.
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He's got money, innit? Mm-hm.
So, I put on the black Balmain dress
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with the Louboutin thigh-highs.
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OK, all right. Mm.
So you wanted him to die?
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Of course, I did.
QUEENIE LAUGHS
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You see how Kyazike's out here
living her best life? Mm-hm.
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And you see how I'm watching videos
of that sausage dog
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wearing different shoes
to cheer myself? You like that.
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So, he's come out the BM,
white tee. Yes. OK.
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Jeans.
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Out of season Yeezys.
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Next thing you know,
we're parking up in Crystal Palace.
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OK... And what's wrong
with Crystal Palace? Ends, innit?
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Yeah. "Ends, innit? Ends, innit?"
Ah!
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Does that sound like an
"ends, innit" type of outfit?
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I mean... Them shoes. That dress.
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He was taking me to
a Thai restaurant.
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Oh. And what's wrong with
Thai food?! You like Thai food.
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You like Thai food! Listen,
Frank Ssebendeke, the Second,
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I ain't saying I'm too good
for Thai food...
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I remember mine and Tom's
first date.
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And the first time we kissed,
and the first time we...
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{\an1}HORN HONKS
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On the real, does...
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Does Grandma know that her
baby's living in the trap house?
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Uh, would we call it a trap house?
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Yes. Yeah.
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Oh, this is what Tom has sentenced
you to.
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He's gonna snack on incompetence
for the rest of his days.
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Look, Tom hasn't sentenced me
to anything, you know?
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Look, I-I might like it here.
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So how comes you've gotta leave
when he could just move in
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with his rich-arse parents?
Well, cos they're not r...
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Look, you think...
Kyazike, stop that.
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Don't touch, bro.
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Do you think I could've afforded
that place on my income
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in this economic climate? Tsk.
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Plus, it's...
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It's his place.
Psh, whatever, man.
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Your next article... Mm?
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..could be called
"How to be Bougie in the Bando".
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{\an1}QUEENIE CHUCKLES
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Cos this ain't it. Hmm.
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This is sending my Caribbean levels
of cleanliness off the scale.
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Ah. You good, yeah?
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Yeah, man's, good.
What, lift something, innit?
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Oh, my gosh. Yeah. It's just that I
die a little bit inside
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every time you bang my dresser on
the railings and the walls
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and... Wow!
..every other available surface.
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Ah, like that, yeah?
Can you not? Can you chill?
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Well, maybe you should try doing
some lifting
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instead of just touching up
the sides. Mm.
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And where did you find this
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Antiques Roadshow looking-arse ting
anyway, fam?
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Cos you know I can just take you to
get a new one,
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you know what I'm saying?
Um, it was my mum's, actually.
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Queenie, come see this one.
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Thank Jesus you
grew into that forehead, cos... Hey!
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My forehead was fine. Cos, boy,
life could've been peak for you.
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Hey, leave her forehead alone, fam.
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Thank you. Hey, I've got you.
Defend me, yeah. I've got your back.
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Although, I can't lie, that was a
bit peak, though. Babes!
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{\an1}HE LAUGHS
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You know what I like about you?
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INTERNALLY: This is how he used
to draw me out at school.
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Most people leave ends to try
and find themselves, but...
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I feel like you always knew
who you were.
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I didn't know who I was then.
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And I still don't know now.
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OUT LOUD: Wow...
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So deep.
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Oh, so it's not just
the facial hair that changed enough?
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All right, I know, man.
HE LAUGHS
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{\an1}PHONE RINGS
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What you saying?
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Let me just get this one. Sure.
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Yeah, how you doing, sweetness?
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How did I get here?
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You good, sis?
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Boy. Have you lot seen this bath?
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{\an1}DOOR CLOSES
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I... Hm.
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What is all this, cuz?
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I really love saying I told you so,
but... Then don't.
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..this is pathetic.
Please don't.
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{\an1}HEARTBEAT POUNDS
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Hey, Tom. I'm... I'm all good,
in case you were wondering.
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{\an1}ANIMAL SQUEAKING
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Found myself a great place to live.
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Hello! Cup of tea?
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It's giving...aesthetic.
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Really interesting housemates.
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Very chatty.
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I thought you said we'd be doing
something fun. This IS fun!
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In a clearing your head,
releasing negative energy,
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and taking new power sort of way.
Cassandra.
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Come on, next pose.
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Palms pressing into
the ground like starfish.
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Cassandra has always been good at
everything and knowing everything.
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On the first day of university,
she walked up to me and said,
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"As the two minorities on
the course,
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"we should stick together,"
and has proceeded to tell me
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how to improve my life at every
opportunity since.
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You OK?
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I don't think so.
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You know, I'm so pleased you're free
to finally focus all your energy
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on mind, body, and soul. Now
find the lengthening in your back...
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..and slowly breathe into it.
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It's time to do what you want.
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It's time to think and reflect.
Yeah.
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It's time to not wake up with
a dick poking you in the back.
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What's wrong with waking up to a
dick poking in your back?
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I liked it.
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Plus, Cass, I'm not single, OK?
I'm on a break. It's just temporary.
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SHE SIGHS
I can't do this.
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Queenie...
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Queenie.
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Qu, Queenie...
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THROUGH CLENCHED TEETH: Queenie!
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{\an1}CORK POPS, CHEERING
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I swear, these parties
are like social experiments.
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Put a black person in Made in
Chelsea and see what happens.
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The demographic is posh white folk
and me.
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Oh, and Sam.
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Why the fuck does he always do that?
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Sam, we're the only two black people
at these things! Just say hello.
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Queenie? Hi!
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Who is this?
Haven't seen you in ages!
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Where's Tom? I'm asking myself
the same question.
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Tell him I said hi, yeah?
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Uh, of course.
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Hey.
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Just made it to
Fran and James' engagement party.
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Some random guy said to,
uh, "Tell Tom I said hi."
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Lol.
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Queenie. Hi. You made it. Oh, sorry.
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Mm. It's OK. Quick, drink this.
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Oh, no, Darcy, I'm not really
drinking. It's expensive. I'm...
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Mm.
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No Simon? He's taking a shit.
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At a party?
Well, he's older, isn't he?
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Oh, Darcy, are you sure that I'm not
third wheeling? There's a lot of...
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No! No, not at all.
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Ugh. So many couples.
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How was yoga?
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SHE LAUGHS
Oh, I see.
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Hmm. It's the first time I've been
to one of these things
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without Tom in a long time.
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Oh, but it's nice to have you back.
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Tom was always pulling you off
into corners to chat at parties.
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Mm-hm... Let's toast
to a little time out,
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after which your relationship
will surely be greater than before.
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UNDER HER BREATH: OK.
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This is cool. I'm enjoying myself.
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I'm perfectly capable of being at
this kind of party without Tom.
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And I'm determined to have
a good, civilised evening.
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Hi, Simon.
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So sorry to hear about
the...break-up.
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Whatever happened to
"Hello, good evening"?
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It's a break, but thank you.
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Thought you weren't drinking
much tonight.
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Fuck it.
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We'd been together for three
years...
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SLURRING: ..and this is the best
that he can do for me.
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Do you know what I mean, right?
Ridiculous.
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What do you mean I'm angry?
I'm not angry.
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I'm not an angry person.
Look at me, do I look angry?
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No, babes, you look calm.
No, look. And listen.
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Hit me here. Right, OK.
201
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And there's... Let me... Let me tell
you something else, all right?
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I mean, I don't know.
He won't tell me.
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# Fool me, fool me, go on
and fool me... #
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You know, T-O-M, doesn't get it.
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# Love me, love me... #
Maybe he's never got it.
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# Pretend that you love me... #
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Sorry, but...
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He just ran away to his mum's.
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I'm fucked.
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You're not. But you need to be.
What do you...? Give me your phone.
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Hey! What are you... One sec...
Hey! Hey, what are you...doing?
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I'm making you a LoveBelow profile.
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No, no, no, no, no, no,
don't do that. It'll be fun.
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Step back. Into the light.
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Maybe like, pout your lips.
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You're so lucky your lips are just
naturally like that.
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{\an1}CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
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OK... OK, maybe smile a bit.
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Profile pic, sorted.
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Uh, what do you want
your opening statement to say?
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I'm here for a good time,
but not a long time.
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A sex-positive queen.
We love to see it.
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Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on,
hold on. That's...
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You know what?
As thirst traps go, this can run.
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What the actual fuck?
Does he not even miss me?
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Huh!
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I'll show him clean break.
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I'll show him what he's missing.
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If Tom doesn't want to see me in
this dress, I know someone who does.
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This is fine. This is fun.
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This is fine and fun.
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Clean break.
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Breaking clean.
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{\an1}PHONE VIBRATES
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Where is this girl, man?
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{\an1}PHONE VIBRATES
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# Make me some honey
while my sister's making money
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# Looking fly with my...suit on... #
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What have you got for us today?
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Um, well, I-I thought about
this piece called
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{\an1}"How to Be Bougie in the Bando".
CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
242
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Um, it was about, uh...
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..the cost of living for young
Londoners who want to have fun.
244
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Um, also a-a piece called, uh,
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"Racial Tension - the US and Us."
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Uh, "Us and the..." Uh, no. Ugh.
247
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,960
Sorry. It's, "Racial Tension -
US or Us."
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00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:57,640
OK. Mm-hm?
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00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:00,800
Wordplay aside. Mm-hm.
What's the content of the piece?
250
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,440
Uh, well,
I thought I could look into...
251
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,990
..people who write about
racial tension in the US,
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00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,520
as if it's only happening abroad,
when here in our back yard,
253
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we can see that there are many...
254
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,400
Sorry. Who are these people?
255
00:13:14,401 --> 00:13:18,959
Oh, they're mostly white, middle
class, hypocritical journalists.
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00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,280
I think I'll stop you there.
No, no, Gina, I...
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I think this is a really strong
piece, and if I could just...
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If I could just show you my notes,
I... Queenie, you know I...
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00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:30,120
I love your quirkiness.
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But I really need you to focus,
compartmentalise,
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and get back to being
the plucky, capable...
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..a-and bright
social media assistant
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I actually have a lot of time for.
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Mm-hm.
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Basically, what I'm saying, Queenie,
is...
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..back to your best, OK? Yeah.
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Thank you, Gina, I'm...
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Yes, thank you. Sorry.
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00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,360
Thank you, Gina. I'll be...better.
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I'll be good.
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{\an1}PHONE BUZZES
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My head hurts.
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00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,160
What is he shouting for?
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00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,080
Coffee, paracetamol, or Berocca?
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00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,360
All three, please.
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{\an1}SHE CHUCKLES
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Fran and James aren't upset,
are they?
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00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:32,960
Uh, yes, they are.
279
00:14:32,961 --> 00:14:35,639
You threw up everywhere. Landlord
says they've lost their deposit.
280
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,990
They can't afford their honeymoon
now. What?!
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00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,440
{\an1}LOUD THROAT CLEARING
282
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I'm winding you up.
283
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,200
Sorry! Anyway, I'm off.
284
00:14:46,201 --> 00:14:48,839
I have to take pictures of some more
pensioners who are accusing
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their retirement home of
stealing and selling their medals.
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00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,439
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Not that
that isn't very important... Hmm.
287
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,640
..just... Yeah?
I got this message from Tom.
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Mm.
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OK. Interesting.
290
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,620
W-Well, like, what does it mean?
291
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,400
Well, I guess it means
no communication
292
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:09,560
and...give each other space
until you're ready
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to see each other again, you know?
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Like you both agreed.
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00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,310
Am I just being stupid and he's...
He's actually done with me?
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00:15:16,311 --> 00:15:19,719
In my opinion, I-I think you just
need to respect his space
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00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,590
whilst you wait to get back
together.
298
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,360
You all right, Queenie? Nope.
299
00:15:26,361 --> 00:15:27,839
My life is falling apart bit by bit.
300
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,080
I'm living with people
301
00:15:29,081 --> 00:15:30,599
who don't take their shoes off at
the door.
302
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,759
Plus, I had a miscarriage,
303
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,079
and the person I want to talk to
about it won't text me back.
304
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,080
Yeah. I'm... I'm...I'm fine. Sorry.
305
00:15:37,081 --> 00:15:40,359
Maybe just focus on yourself
for now, yeah? Mm-hm.
306
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,400
All right, darling, I'm off. See ya.
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00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,240
{\an1}PHONE BUZZES
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{\an1}WOLF WHISTLE
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00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,400
"Hefty"... "Hefty"?
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00:15:51,401 --> 00:15:53,399
Is this what single people are
saying these days?
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00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,990
Does the chocolate thing ever
work on black girls?
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00:15:55,991 --> 00:16:00,639
{\an8}It's highly unlikely that
I'll be giving head to a stranger.
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00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:01,690
{\an7}SHE SIGHS
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Mm, that feels...decidedly racist.
315
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,520
I know who'll help me take my mind
off my heartbreak.
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{\an1}MUSIC: Strike a Pose
by Young T & Bugsey
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00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,500
# Girl, you're kinda cute, you know
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00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,000
# Here all alone, girl, you gotta
loosen up
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00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,720
# Cos your body wanna move, you know
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00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:27,000
# Uptight, just loosen up... #
321
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,600
Didn't Super Freak
used to be a hip-hop night? Yep.
322
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,050
Now it's a bunch
of people pretending to be woke.
323
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,170
Thank you.
324
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,800
Mm. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
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00:16:38,801 --> 00:16:40,799
{\an1}MUSIC: blessing me
by Mura Masa, Pa Salieu, Skillibeng
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00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,359
# Baby, how you move so dangerously?
327
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,920
# Don't you know, don't you know
you a dangerous B?
328
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,640
# Baby, when you move, it a
stressin' me... #
329
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,760
Kyazike is literally
black girl goals.
330
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,520
My self-confidence
is negligible in comparison.
331
00:16:53,521 --> 00:16:56,359
Ancestors, if you're listening,
which I think sometimes you're not,
332
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,240
I pray for the spirit
of dancing feet.
333
00:16:58,241 --> 00:17:00,399
You didn't bring me this far
to embarrass me.
334
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,640
# Bless, bless, bless me
335
00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:03,039
# Coca-Cola shape, ah nuh Pepsi... #
336
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:06,000
Oh... Oh, no. Oh, no, no!
337
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,360
# Koenigsegg, so me make
you...quick...
338
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,920
# I see the way
you control it, dial it
339
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,160
# I know you can
go crazy, work it... #
340
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,600
So, Frank is handy in
all situations.
341
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:20,319
Furniture removal and saving me
from weird, starey guys.
342
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,079
# ..when you elevate, it feel like
magic
343
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,280
# Make the kitty wild out
like Tom and Jerry... #
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00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:28,240
{\an1}MUSIC: Psycho Lover
by SHIPS & Brickwork Blue
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00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,480
# I wanna be next to you
346
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:36,880
# Wake up
347
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,000
# Wake up right next to you... #
348
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:47,600
Oh, my God. Is it real? Hey! What
the fuck do you think you're doing?
349
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:51,080
She hit me! Are you smoking crack?
You'll know if I hit you.
350
00:17:51,081 --> 00:17:53,159
Oh, my days. Hey. I'ma need you lot
to calm down, yeah?
351
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,359
Yeah, we're calm, man. Chat to her.
Fucking hit me!
352
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,759
I was just standing here,
doing nothing. She grabbed my bum.
353
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,719
Oh, so you hit her, yeah?
No! Wow! What?!
354
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,879
It really be your own.
Tell the truth, you little bitch.
355
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,999
I was just trying to be nice,
for fuck's sake.
356
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,800
Hey, hey.
OVERLAPPING SHOUTING
357
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,000
If I fuck you up...
358
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,600
{\an1}SHOUTING CONTINUES
359
00:18:08,971 --> 00:18:13,559
Kyazike! Kyazike, Kyazike.
But if I had... Kyazike!
360
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,080
Kyazike, we're leaving.
361
00:18:15,081 --> 00:18:17,679
So you're kicking out
the black guys, bruv, what?!
362
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,480
She ain't gonna give you her number!
363
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,560
So your name's Chi Da Kidd, right?
364
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,480
A rapper. Yeah!
365
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,960
OK. Um, so how do you, like, eat?
366
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
And like, pay bills?
367
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,760
And stay warm? Babe, my mixtape
is hot enough for the both of us.
368
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,200
Oh, OK. Innit? Mm-hm. Hm!
369
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,319
But obviously, I'm just working at
Claire's Accessories right now.
370
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,840
Till the rap ting blows up.
371
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,800
MOUTHS: No.
372
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:48,240
OK! What's the staff discount
saying?
373
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:51,520
I know you're gonna like that.
50% off for you, innit?
374
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,080
Peckham, you know?
375
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:59,440
The place where dancehall music
finally goes to die.
376
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,440
I am not doing diaspora wars with
you. Right, uh-huh.
377
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,720
50... Ah!
378
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,120
Hmm!
379
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,840
Got me losing my composure around
you and that. OK. Um...
380
00:19:09,841 --> 00:19:12,159
Let me get two number sixteens,
please. Two sixteens?
381
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,560
Yeah. Sure. Thank you.
382
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,960
Clean break, Queenie.
383
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,550
ECHOING VOICE: You will always be
stupid, just like your mother. What?
384
00:19:23,551 --> 00:19:24,799
{\an1}HEARTBEAT POUNDS
385
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,559
What? What the fuck did you just
say? I...
386
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:29,960
I-I just said why you still
chasing man that left you homeless?
387
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,040
I... It was just a joke.
I was just joking.
388
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,440
Oh.
389
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,840
Sorry, I...
390
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,090
I thought I heard you say something
else.
391
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,240
Um...
392
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,400
It's like six months and then I
think...I'll probably
393
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,200
be on that phone...
Forgot your juice.
394
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:54,040
Listen... Thank you.
Now, I know for a fact Tom's having
395
00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:56,279
a good time right now. You should be
trying to do the same.
396
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,959
IN BACKGROUND:..OK.
QUEENIE SIGHS
397
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,280
Frank's right.
398
00:20:00,281 --> 00:20:01,679
{\an1}PHONE PINGS, WOLF WHISTLE
399
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:02,800
I think I'm gonna be
400
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,320
like Jay-Z or something. Oh. OK.
401
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:07,000
{\an1}BACKGROUND CHATTER
SOFT R'N'B MUSIC PLAYS
402
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,080
If Tom needs space
and I need distractions,
403
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,440
I know just the person.
404
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,160
Not every day, bruv...
405
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,439
Look at... Look at everyone
is starting with their salad.
406
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,719
I'm not gonna lie, it's time to dip.
407
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,070
It's getting late, and I need my
eight hours. Mm.
408
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:43,959
What you saying, you want a lift?
You could stay at mine if you want.
409
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,600
No, I'm good. Uh, my Uber's here.
410
00:20:52,111 --> 00:20:57,079
Make sure you call me when
you reach home safe, yeah?
411
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,320
Yes, Auntie. OK.
412
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,200
{\an1}MUSIC BOOMS FROM CAR
413
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,200
You man ever seen an Uber like that?
No. Nope.
414
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,080
Hey, big batty gyal, good evening.
415
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:12,720
I can see that
your chicken needs seasoning. Shh!
416
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,720
Oh, God. Am I really doing this?
417
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,920
What? White not hitting it right?
right?
418
00:21:16,921 --> 00:21:19,279
What, you're trying to get down
with the brown, yeah?
419
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,039
Can you just drive, please?
Why are you in the back for?
420
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,760
Just wanted to be different.
421
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,480
Say nada, my G.
422
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,480
Kissing is way off the menu.
Too intimate.
423
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,840
You... You just wanna get straight
to it, yeah?
424
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,080
Sorry. Long johns?
425
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,720
What, is it 1895?
Adi, why are you wearing those?
426
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,040
Allow it, man. It's cold outside.
427
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,130
Oh, my God.
428
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,680
What do you think?
SHE CHUCKLES
429
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,520
Circumcised. It's really been a day
of firsts for me.
430
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,120
You wanna touch it, yeah?
431
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:12,440
It's so interesting how weird
dick feels when it's just a penis,
432
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,640
an anatomical penis
from a science book
433
00:22:14,641 --> 00:22:17,439
and not the familiar and less
hostile dick of the person you love.
434
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,490
{\an1}HE MOANS
435
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,160
It's called The Destroyer.
436
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,320
And guess what?
437
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,640
What?
438
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,560
The Destroyer wants to be
in your mouth. No! No.
439
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,680
Jeez. What's that mean?
Does that mean I can go straight in,
440
00:22:32,681 --> 00:22:34,479
then, yeah,
or is that off limits, too?
441
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,240
Is this a good idea? Hmm?
442
00:22:36,241 --> 00:22:38,719
If you're still longing for your
white man, I got no problem
443
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,079
with dropping you off to him
right now.
444
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:43,080
No, no, no, no. No... No.
We're... We're doing this, yeah?
445
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,520
Jee-e-e-ez!
446
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,120
OK, this is me.
447
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,920
Finally stepping my pussy up.
448
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,360
Jee-e-e-e-z!
449
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,600
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