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(TV JINGLE PLAYING)
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Good morning,
Monstropolis. I'm Jack.
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I'm Jill.
And welcome to I Scream...
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JACK: You Scream!
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Today's top story
that we're screaming about,
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public support
for Laugh Power
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has risen
faster than Jill's credit card debt.
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A dubious new MNN poll
shows that support has,
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much like Jack's
bald spot, grown.
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Now polling even
with Scream Power,
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it appears monsters
all across our great city
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are starting to get
behind Laugh Power. I was right all along.
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Oh, please,
anything could tip Monsters, Inc.
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back into the negative
and you know it. MONSTER: Hey!
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Today, we'll take you
on an in-depth look at the company itself.
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We'll have live
full access to the facility
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and its "leaders",
James P. Sullivan and Mike Wazowski.
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Hello, Monstropolis viewers.
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Welcome to
Monsters, Incorporated.
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Hello there, everybody!
It's great to be on TV again!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Thanks for
the party, guys.
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I know I'll be
going in and out of doors all day,
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but I promise
I will find time to come down here
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and give
my MIFT family a daily joke.
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And a hug!
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What would
Monsters, Inc. do
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without MIFT
supplying them with their greatest Jokesters?
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Well, one of them,
at least.
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We'll still be working side
by side, even if we're not technically partners anymore.
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Although, you know,
I do wonder who's gonna be my new assistant?
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And get your donuts?
And pick you up for work? And...
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Yeah, those things, too.
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MS. FLINT:
Val, don't forget.
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Drop by
Mr. Crummyham's office
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to make it
paperwork official.
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I love Sneezecake!
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Mmm. My wife won't
let me have sugar at home.
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Please don't
tell her.
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Give me 20 bucks.
Twenty bucks?
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That's it! I quit!
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What?
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I quit trying to solve
this leaky canister issue.
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Come on,
I'd never throw away my pension that easy.
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Canister issue?
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Don't you worry,
Ty-Ty.
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It's not an issue with
your incredibly well-designed, extra-large canisters.
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It's more
a delightful misery.
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You mean "mystery?"
Yeah, that too.
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There's been
a few canisters with faulty readings.
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Now, they show
that they're full, but they're not.
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Someone is behind this.
(SNARLS)
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Hey, has anyone
seen Roger?
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ALL: Yeah, where is that guy?
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He said he wrote
a ballad for me.
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He called it The Ancient Rime
of the Jokester in E-minor.
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I'll sing you a song, Val.
As you know, I'm a pretty good songsmith myself.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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? Val, Val, Val, Val, Val
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? Oh, Vally, Vally, Val
Val, Val-Val, Val! Val! ? (EXCLAIMS)
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What... Wait,
what's going on?
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Val-Val, Val!
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(GASPS)
Something's wrong! On Laugh Floor F!
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(ALL GASP)
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CUTTER: You got to be
kidding me!
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(ALL EXCLAIM)
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Uh, huys? Jack and Jill
are gonna be here any minute!
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We gotta
clean this up before they see it.
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And air it on live TV.
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And then,
all of Monstropolis won't believe
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in our ability to power
the city with laughs.
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And we'll all be out of a job!
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I can't go back
to living with my mother!
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Well, I quite enjoy it.
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Who could
have done this?
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Okay, there's no time.
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You get this
all cleaned up. We're on it.
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I'll tell Mike and Sulley,
so they can stall Jack and Jill.
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Missed a spot. Just a
little touch-up here. (COUGHS)
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We hired you
for one job, Carter.
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Makeup-slash-hair-
slash-camera-slash- sound-slash-assistant.
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Now, get it together!
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(GROANS)
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Yeah. Oh,
and we're back
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in five, four,
three, two...
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And we are live. Sulley,
what do you say to all the doubters out there,
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like Jill,
who are super wrong?
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(CHUCKLES) Well,
I guess I'd humbly say, you're forgiven.
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No, no, no.
There were many doubters.
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The voyage to today's
redemption was stormy, my friend.
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As I recall, on the darkest
night of my soul, (EXCLAIMS)
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people mocking
Laugh Power and me, personally.
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Mike.
But now everybody,
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it's time to show
your audience where all the magic happens. Laugh Floor F.
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(STAMMERS) But there,
there's so many things they'd like to see before that Mike.
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What are you talking about?
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The little things,
like this shiny floor over here.
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Think about how employees
see themselves in this floor.
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Sulley,
you're embarrassing us.
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The last thing
you want to be on TV is embarrassed.
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Too late, fools!
And we're walking...
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Hmm?
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Huh?
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Roger?
Okay. What do you think?
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Should we get started
over here?
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No time.
You gotta come with me.
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Operation,
Catch The Saboteur.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Hey!
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Hmm.
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Tuskmon.
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(PANTING) This paint! No,
it's all over my hands!
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Uh, we should really head back
and help the others clean.
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No, no, we need to find out
what he's up to. Come on.
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(SIGHS)
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(WHIMPERING)
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No!
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ROGER: Oh, no.
The red... The paint!
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Okay,
gotta do something. Gotta do something.
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Come on, come on!
It won't come off.
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(GROANS AND SOBS)
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Won't come off!
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Oh, no!
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We literally caught him
red-handed.
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Uh, what's wrong
with having red hands?
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We gotta find out
what he's up to.
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Always taking pictures,
memorizing blueprints for fun?
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And you know,
he's never actually said where he's from.
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He's a private guy.
I respect that.
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What if he is
behind the whole leaky canister thing?
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Hey, Mr. Crummyham.
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(EXCLAIMS)
I'm coming by your office.
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I can't wait to sign
that paperwork.
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These fell out
of the machine! Please don't tell Mrs. Crummyham.
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Mmm, mmm-hmm.
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TYLOR: Val, come on!
Hey! Whoa!
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And if you keep looking up,
it's where most of the lightbulbs are.
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What?
Mr. Sullivan! Mr. Sullivan!
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You know that whole
canister thing?
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Well, I ran the numbers
at the Receiving Station
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and it's worse
than we thought. (CLEARS THROAT)
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We got
a real prob... lem. (CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY)
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What? Why're you
making that face?
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Hi, didn't catch
all that.
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Something about canisters
receiving something? Hmm?
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Care to enlighten us all?
(GASPS)
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(STAMMERS) I... Bye!
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JILL: Well, that was rude.
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She's great, right?
What a weirdo.
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(STAMMERS) You know what?
This wall was one of the very first walls
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the wall guys
ever, uh, walled. What?
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Oh, this is incredibly
smooth! Jill, you gotta get in on this.
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(SIGHS) Does anyone
have a saw?
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A saw? No.
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But I do have a dream.
A dream to make my own film.
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A great film.
An award-winning film.
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Director Carter Lee's name
on everyone's lips.
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JILL: Carter! Stop mumbling
and get over here!
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And then I'll see Jack
and Jill at a restaurant and ignore them.
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(EXHALES)
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He's not here.
Can we go now?
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"Operation: Whatever This Is"
is a waste of time.
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ROGER: Oh, don't you dare
try and deny this. BOTH: Huh?
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ROGER: Oh,
you know what I'm talking about.
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This is the same
kind of stuff you always did.
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No! I think
they already suspect me, is that what you want?
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I don't believe you!
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(DOOR SHUTS)
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Who was he yelling at?
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Okay, so he's acting
a little strange.
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A little?
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Now, all of the magic
happens on Laugh Floor F.
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You could probably say
nothing is more important. Uh...
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Except the bathroom!
Because I gotta go.
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With Mike.
We're bathroom buddies. Huh?
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He's kind of my coach.
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But I don't
have to go... Ow, hey!
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Yes, you do.
Excuse us, please.
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MIKE: What is wrong with you?
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SULLEY: (SOFTLY) Someone
vandalized Laugh Floor F. MIKE: (LOUDLY) What?
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(TOILET FLUSHES)
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You know what?
There's no rush to see Laugh Floor F. No rush at all.
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Monsters, Inc.
is like a cold pool.
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Best to ease yourself
in with itty bitty steps. For example...
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The locker room.
Here's where our employees keep their stuff.
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SULLEY: Oh.
Listen to those hinges. Do you hear anything?
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No, not a sound.
A perfect hinge! (HINGE CREAKING)
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Ooh, and look at this.
A delicious old locker banana.
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Mmm!
Mmm.
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When's lunch?
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Okay, everybody,
the floor is cleaned up.
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All we have left
is the graffiti on the walls.
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Now scrub like
your lives depend upon it, 'cause they really do.
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I just don't understand
who would do this?
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Rogie, my boy! Where have
you been? We could use a hand, or all five.
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Oh, um...
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Yes. Sorry, Uncle Fritz.
I'll happily help scrub.
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Attaboy!
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After seeing most
of the trivial things at Monsters, Inc.,
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we finally head
to Laugh Floor F. Huh?
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Oh, it's the
Adorable Snowman!
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Come, you need
to get a treat first.
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Hey, there. Would you
like a snow cone?
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No.
More than anything. Yes, please!
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Yes, they do.
Hello, television viewers.
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I'm the Adorable Snowman
and these are my snow cones.
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Why don't you tell us
all about the fine art of snow cones?
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And do not
leave out any detail.
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Remember, today's storytelling
is about length, not content.
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Well, the average snow cone
temperature clocks in at about 18 degrees...
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They used some kind of
permanent paint on these walls. It ain't comin' off.
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Yeah.
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But I have this experimental
solution I cooked up in my bathtub.
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Oh, wait. It dissolved
my bathtub.
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Hmm...
(CHUCKLES)
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No, we better not.
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(STUTTERS, GASPS)
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Our only shot
is to hide it.
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Now, what grade
do you want to shave that ice?
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That's a controversial
question.
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I go, personally,
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with "slightly coarse"
versus "very fine." (BOTH SNORING)
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Start stacking
the canisters and the doors to cover the graffiti.
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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TYLOR: The holding pen
key is still missing.
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I bet Roger
took it to get access
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to the canisters
to mess with them.
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(SIGHS)
Dad said he had keys he wanted to copy.
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Oh, I know! Fritz
has personnel files on every MIFTer.
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Roger's has gotta be
here somewhere.
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Here we go.
No. This is going too far.
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He is sabotaging
Monsters, Inc. (BOTH STRAINING)
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Okay, let's see
what this guy is really all...
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(BOTH GASP)
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Surprise! Original Snow Flavor
for you, my good man.
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Gimme, gimme, gimme.
No, no, no! Oh, brainfreeze!
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Oh, it's good!
Getting back to our story now,
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as leaders of Monsters, Inc.,
what do you say
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about this anonymous tip
I received about your new Laugh Canisters leaking?
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Anonymous tip?
New canisters leaking?
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New canisters tha...
Oh, yes, yes, the new canisters!
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Uh, the only thing
that's leaked is the news on how great they are.
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She's a new canister fan.
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Would you look at that?
See, New Canisters is actually a musical
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that we're putting on
for our employees... Huh?
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...to boost morale,
and uh,
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Sulley can expand on that
as he is the director.
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(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
I am, I am.
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And one of my favorite
parts of the production
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is when Mike does
the New Canister dance.
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Why don't you show
the viewers at home?
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The New Canister dance?
Right now? Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Okay,
but we're giving away big stuff for the show, but okay.
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Uh, this is like
a little teaser then.
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It goes a little
something like this.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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(VOCALIZING SOFTLY)
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New Cannisters!
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This has tested
through the roof on previews,
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you should come
to the opening.
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Well, would you look
at the time. Time for us to truck on out.
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(LOUD CLATTER)
Okay, now that is clearly something
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my audience needs to see.
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(JACK EXCLAIMS)
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I should get paid more
if I'm required to run!
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We're now entering
Laugh Floor F,
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where we will finally discover
the secrets they're hiding at Monsters, Inc.
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What? But. But...
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We can explain!
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How we keep our Laugh Floor
so clean and operational.
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But we won't because
it's a trade secret.
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And shame on you, Jillian,
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for assuming
that we would embarrass ourselves on live television.
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Pshaw! (EXCLAIMS)
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(CANNISTER SPRAYS)
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(STORED LAUGHTER ECHOING)
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(ALL GASP)
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(STORED LAUGHTER ECHOING)
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(BOTH GASP)
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JILL: "Bring back
scare power?"
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It appears even
the employees at Monsters, Inc. agree,
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there's something wrong
with Laugh Power.
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It's, it's...
It's incomplete. Right? (STAMMERS)
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Bring back Scare Power...
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To remind us of how great
Laugh Power is.
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Right.
Great, right?
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Really? I thought it was
good, old-fashioned vandalism.
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Yeah, by monsters
who hate us. That's such a strong word.
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(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
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Hey, everyone! I know...
(PANTING) who did it.
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(ALL GASP)
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It was Henry Waternoose!
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(ALL GASP)
Oh, no, no, no. Not the one in prison.
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The other
Henry Waternoose.
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His son.
Henry Waternoose, the Fourth.
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Better known
as Roger Rogers.
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(ALL GASP)
No! Listen, I can explain.
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Yeah, he's been pretending
to be someone he's not.
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His love
for Monsters, Inc. is fake.
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He's been working
to take down the company from the inside.
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Wait! No, no!
Hey, look, I... Oh.
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Are we on TV?
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(WHISPERING)
Tell me you got all that.
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(WHISPERING) Yeah, Jill.
I don't just carry this camera around for fun.
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No. Listen,
look, I can ex...
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How is Monstropolis
supposed to rely on Monsters, Inc. for power,
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when they don't even know
who works for them?
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Anything to say Jack?
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Uh, I...
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Signing off, I'm Jill,
and I've been proven incredibly right yet again.
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Ugh, this is going to be
a huge ratings win for me.
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The network is gonna
rerun this disaster all night! So, thank you!
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(GROWLS) Everyone!
My office! Now!
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SULLEY: I can't believe
you did that.
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Yeah, making us
trust you like that?
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I can't believe you, Roger.
No, I mean you.
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Me? But Roger's the guy
who gave us a fake name
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and just embarrassed us
on live TV.
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Mike, Mike. Wait,
he's been taking
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surveillance pictures
of everything.
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I... For what?
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For me.
He made me this.
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It makes me love
Monsters, Inc. even more
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and it helps
me remember everyone's name,
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Tylor.
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Listen, I know Roger's
nice and everything,
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but I just showed you
the evidence. Tylor. Tylor.
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Come on, Sulley, you can't be
this bad a judge of character.
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(SIGHS)
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I knew about Roger
when we hired him. He's a good guy.
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00:15:37,335 --> 00:15:41,505
But... If that's true,
then who were you yelling at on the phone earlier?
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00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:45,005
My dad. You see,
I thought he got someone to vandalize Monsters, Inc.
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and they would
blame me for it.
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He's not his father.
And he deserves a chance to prove it.
335
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,935
Come on,
I know he's up to something!
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Fritz.
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I didn't actually
read the file, Ty-Ty.
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00:15:59,145 --> 00:16:02,525
I believe in trust first,
and ask questions never.
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00:16:02,525 --> 00:16:04,275
I'm the work dad.
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00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:07,775
I have to accept
my children as they are.
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Even Smitty.
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I wanted to be here
at Monsters, Inc.
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00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:16,835
because I truly believe
in what you're doing with Laugh Power.
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Roger believes in our mission,
the one inspired by Boo.
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00:16:21,085 --> 00:16:24,215
Where's...
Where's Boo's drawing? Where's Boo's drawing?
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Ah-ha!
347
00:16:25,545 --> 00:16:28,345
I know who
the real saboteur is!
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00:16:28,345 --> 00:16:31,185
We found this
in Tylor's locker.
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00:16:31,185 --> 00:16:32,105
Sorry, kid.
350
00:16:34,105 --> 00:16:35,235
(ALL GASP)
351
00:16:35,225 --> 00:16:36,975
What?
(GASPS)
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The sugar packets!
(GASPS) My lucky mitt!
353
00:16:40,605 --> 00:16:43,655
(GASPS) Spray paint
from Tuskmon Hardware!
354
00:16:43,655 --> 00:16:47,405
The key to the holding pen?
Oh, Ty-Ty, no.
355
00:16:47,405 --> 00:16:50,245
What? No!
None of this is mine.
356
00:16:50,245 --> 00:16:52,205
I haven't seen
any of this, ever.
357
00:16:52,205 --> 00:16:53,205
Ahem.
358
00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:58,215
What! No! Come on!
I didn't take that.
359
00:16:58,205 --> 00:17:03,085
You were right, Tylor.
Maybe I am a bad judge of character.
360
00:17:03,085 --> 00:17:06,135
I...
Tylor here is an agent of Fear Co...
361
00:17:06,135 --> 00:17:10,725
No, it isn't true.
...and has been sabotaging Monsters Inc. all along.
362
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,395
What? No, I haven't.
363
00:17:12,385 --> 00:17:16,095
I have evidence
with Tylor's name written all over it.
364
00:17:17,145 --> 00:17:18,985
(ALL GASP)
365
00:17:19,275 --> 00:17:22,825
Okay, okay.
I did go to Fear Co,
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00:17:22,815 --> 00:17:25,195
but only to return
a Scare Card after my dinner with Johnny.
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00:17:25,195 --> 00:17:27,655
You had dinner
with Johnny Worthington?
368
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,285
Just once.
369
00:17:29,285 --> 00:17:31,375
Why were you having dinner
with that top-heavy half-wit?
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00:17:31,365 --> 00:17:33,205
(STAMMERS)
He may have...
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00:17:33,205 --> 00:17:35,295
offered me a job.
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00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:38,075
An inside job
to sabotage us! No, no.
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00:17:38,085 --> 00:17:42,465
No, as a Scarer.
But I said no, okay?
374
00:17:42,465 --> 00:17:44,135
Yeah, look,
you can ask Val.
375
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,635
Um, Tylor told me
he said no.
376
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,425
And do you
believe him?
377
00:17:51,345 --> 00:17:53,265
Uh...
378
00:17:53,265 --> 00:17:56,935
Val... Come on.
What'd you... You know me. We're best friends.
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00:17:58,685 --> 00:18:02,775
Are we? I've always had
your back, even if you haven't had mine in a while.
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00:18:02,775 --> 00:18:04,025
What?
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00:18:04,025 --> 00:18:05,565
VAL: Before everything
got crazy,
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00:18:05,565 --> 00:18:08,065
it was supposed to be
my first day as a Jokester,
383
00:18:08,065 --> 00:18:10,355
but I got dragged into
your stuff again.
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00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:12,365
It's always
about you, Tylor.
385
00:18:13,035 --> 00:18:15,325
I just don't
know anymore.
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00:18:15,325 --> 00:18:19,495
Wow, okay, wow,
so you're just gonna turn on me too then, huh?
387
00:18:19,495 --> 00:18:22,035
I'm not, I just
don't know all the answers.
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00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:28,335
Fine!
389
00:18:31,005 --> 00:18:33,925
Case closed.
390
00:18:47,485 --> 00:18:48,525
(SIGHS)
391
00:19:07,795 --> 00:19:11,545
Congratulations,
you're officially a Jokester!
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00:19:11,545 --> 00:19:14,755
Now let's celebrate
with some very sugary snacks
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00:19:14,765 --> 00:19:17,305
that my wife
will never know about.
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00:19:17,305 --> 00:19:18,685
Thanks.
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00:19:18,685 --> 00:19:19,605
(CLEARS THROAT)
396
00:19:31,565 --> 00:19:34,235
(GROANS, STRETCHES)
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00:19:35,695 --> 00:19:38,535
Hi, Johnny,
sorry to bother you. You got a phone call.
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00:19:38,535 --> 00:19:39,875
(SIGHS) Ah.
399
00:19:39,865 --> 00:19:42,285
Who is it? I'm already
late for family game night.
400
00:19:42,285 --> 00:19:44,075
I think
you're gonna wanna take it, sir.
401
00:19:47,835 --> 00:19:49,925
Hello? Tylor!
402
00:19:51,295 --> 00:19:54,595
What can I do for you?
Is everything okay?
403
00:19:59,725 --> 00:20:03,395
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
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00:20:03,445 --> 00:20:07,995
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