All language subtitles for Monsters at Work s02e07 In the Dark.eng

You doing okay back there,
Bernard? I know I forgot your booster seat.

BERNARD: I can't see you,
but I still love you.

Hands off!

My famous
stinkerdoodle cookies are for Tylor and his friends.

Thanks, Grandma.
And, Mom, thanks for driving today.

I don't know why
Val couldn't pick me up this morning.

She picks me up
every morning. Must be busy or something.

BOTH: Mm-hmm?
What?

I just wonder
if Val's still mad about the softball game.

TYLOR: What?
'Cause I probably would be.

But I'm petty like that.

No. No. I mean, all I did
was strike her out and win it for the other team.

Well, I don't think
I put in enough cinnamon to fix all that.

But she knows
it was just part of the game.

It'll be fine.
Look. I got cookies.

You know, the best way
to get somebody to forgive you is just to say you're sorry.

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

Sorry, hon.
I forgive you.

See?

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

So, I have this amazing
opportunity to be a jokester,

which makes me all excited,
like, yay!

But when I told Tylor,
my best friend, I wanted him to be excited for me,

and he just wasn't.

Like, I was so supportive
of him becoming a jokester.

Why can't he be supportive
of me?

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

Yeah. I already told him
how I felt.

Hey. Good morning, Val!

(TYLOR EXCLAIMING)
Hmm.

Ta-da!

I got something for you.
Stinkerdoodle cookies.

Grandma T. made them for you.
And the whole gang.

So they're group
apology cookies.

Sorry. What's...
You're mumbling. I can't...

Nothing.
BOTH: Huh?

Why are you
still here?

Didn't you get the memo?
Brenda didn't give you the memo.

Come with me.
Wait. What's happening?

Mike and Sulley
have something very special planned.

As do I. I brought cookies.

Where are we going?
Basement.

Technically,
it's the basement below the basement.

If Brenda had given you
the memo, you'd know.

Who's Brenda? Do I know her?
No more questions. Thank you.

Wait. Is this elevator
moving horizontally

instead of vertically?
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(BOTH GRUNT)

So, uh, you've been
a little quiet this morning.

You feeling okay?
I'm fine.

Cool. Yeah, I just want
to make sure we're good.

Yep.

Wow. Awkward.

I should have
taken the stairs. You know, get my steps in.

Hmm? Huh.

Val?

(YELLS IN SURPRISE)
Tylor. Come join us so we can get started.

Yes, very glad you
could take the time to attend a mandatory event.

(CHUCKLES) About time,
College Boy.

I'm sure you're all
wondering why we asked you here today.

You know, I was up all night
excitedly wondering about

what I was going to
wonder about today.

Isn't that wonderful?

We thought this might help
boost team morale

after losing
the softball game.

Hmm...
I brought cookies.

Yeah, I was very down
we didn't win, but you know what, guys?

I found that if you sob into
your pillow long enough, you can get over anything.

Anyway,
this company started

because a group
of monsters like you worked together.

Uh-huh.

So today we're gonna
work together by doing some teamwork activities.

It's gonna be fun.
As fun as the softball game?

Ah, ah, ah. Funner.

I know some of you
might find

this historic part
of Monsters Inc. a little creepy.

But it's a perfectly
normal reaction,

considering all the monsters
who've gone missing in these tunnels

thanks to Karloff
the Shrieker.

(ALL MUMBLING IN FEAR)
The Shrieker?

Mother used to tell me
stories about him. She said he was just a myth.

And mothers don't lie, right?
They don't lie, right?

A myth? No, no, no, no.

(CLEARS THROAT)
Oh!

Here you go.
Thank you.

Long ago, one of the first
scarers to lurk these halls

was a terrifying monster
named Karloff the Shrieker.

(ROARS)

The only thing he hated
even more than human children

was laughter.
(LAUGHTER ECHOING)

His greatest pleasure in life

was making children scream
over and over again.

As the years went by,
his hatred extended to fellow monsters.

Some say his spirit roams
these tunnels still,

looking for new victims
to terrify

and drag off
into the darkness.

Karloff comes for you
when he hears your laughter.

The lights flicker,
you hear a shriek...

(SHRIEKS)
(ALL EXCLAIM IN FEAR)

And by then it's too late.
His claws are already grabbing you.

(SHRIEKS AND CHUCKLES)

But those are just
silly rumors.

You have nothing
to worry about as long as you don't laugh.

Not a problem.

Okay. I'm gonna go ahead
and make a deputy supervisor decree

that we all leave immediately
and go to a well-lit, ghostless room upstairs.

Yeah. I can't believe
I'm about to say this, but maybe Duncan is right?

Oh, good. Now you're
supportive of Duncan.

Did you say something, Val?
You're mumbling again.

Everyone just relax.

Karloff was a real monster,

but he's not a ghost
and he's not gonna get you.

But I do understand
and I hear your concerns,

which is the perfect
transition to our first team-building activity.

So, we thought
we'd take you back to our company's roots.

To where the very first
Monsters Inc. door station was constructed.

MIKE: Even if it's an old
piece of junk that hasn't worked in years.

SULLEY: Mike.
And by old, I mean classic.

And by piece of junk,
I mean piece of junk with sentimental value.

All right. Who wants a pen?
Who wants a paper?

Everyone write down an area of
improvement for Monsters Inc. and put it in the bowl.

Then Mike will read them
out loud anonymously.

That is, if you have
any complaints.

Okay. I guess
you all had a few.

Give a guy an inch,
he thinks he's a ruler.

Uh, here we go.
"I think everyone is doing their best. Love, Fritz."

Just a reminder, this was
supposed to be anonymous.

That was unanimous.
I second the motion.

Okay. This is just
a bunch of paperwork.

How else am I supposed to
get you to sign them?

"Things around here
keep going missing,

"like sugar packets
at the coffee station, and my lucky mitt..."

I mean,
"Mike's lucky mitt."

I think someone
forgot to return my Holding Pen key.

You know, it's been
borrowed for a long time.

And I can't find
the bowl I keep my interesting boogers in.

There it is.

(BOTH GROAN)

"Someone should be
better about apologizing

"for not being
a supportive friend."

Maybe take them
to lunch. You know, tell them how you feel.

This just says "Tylor."
Yes, my complaint is Tylor.

MS. FLINT: Anonymous!
My anonymous complaint is Tylor.

Yeah, his behavior
at the game didn't echo our collective values.

Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let's slow down here. (ALL MUTTERING)

It wasn't my fault Johnny
picked me and I won the game for Fear Co.

Plus, I made cookies
to make up for it.

Oh, ouchies.
Grandma T. made them.

Did you bring coffee
to go with those cookies?

Perhaps a pepper stink mocha?
I'm onto you, College Boy.

I don't know
what you're talking about. Don't make me laugh.

(LAUGHS, EXCLAIMS)

Oh, no. Now the Shrieker's
gonna get me. (EXCLAIMS)

(LAUGHS) The Shrieker's
not gonna get you. I told you. There's no ghost.

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(BOTH EXCLAIM)
(ALL GASPING)

Ha! Very funny, Sulley.
You can come back now.

We're all laughing
at your very funny joke. (MOCK LAUGHS)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

Where did they go?

The Shrieker got him!
And now he's gonna get us.

(ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

Out of my way! I'm essential!

Well, I'm definitely next.

Hot blondes never make it
to the end of these stories.

(REVS CHAINSAW)

Hey, calm down. We need
to stop panicking and put our heads together

before the Shrieker
takes anyone else. (WHISTLES)

We need a search party
to find Mr. Wazowski and Mr. Sullivan.

We can't leave
any monsters behind. Oh, I volunteer.

I know these tunnels like
the back of my own tentacle.

I've studied all
the underground schematics.

ALL: Huh?

For fun.

As long as you promise
to come back alive, Rogie.

All right. Let's go.

I'll go with you.
Whatever.

Okay. While you do that,
the rest of us will try to get an old door up and running

so that we can
get out of here... And you're gone.

Wow. Do they move fast.

Sulley?
Mr. Wazowski?

Mr. Sullivan?
Mike?

VAL: Mr. Sullivan?
Hello? (SNIFFING)

TYLOR: Mike.
Hmm. This way.

Sulley?
Are you here?

Sulley? Mike?
Hmm.

I don't remember this part
of the tunnel system.

I'll tell you what. Give me
a minute to sniff it out.

(SNIFFING)

BOTH: I think
we should go that way.

Ugh, why do we always
have to go your way?

What are you talking about?
This was your idea.

I followed you
into this spooky tunnel. It's not that spooky.

(CLEARS THROAT)
(BOTH EXCLAIM)

You know, I've been sensing
some tension bubbling up between the two of you.

I have no idea what
you're talking about.

Could we do this later?
Monsters' lives are at stake.

I once had this
transformational life coach, Dr. Claudia Clapperclaw,

who taught me some insightful
communication techniques

that you might find
illuminating.

Yeah, all of that
just sounds made-up.

This is now
the talking flashlight.

Looks like
a regular flashlight, but it's not!

Whoever holds it will use
"I" statements to explain how they feel.

Like, I feel great
about this exercise.

Who wants to give it a go?
This is so stupid.

Ah, ah, ah.

"I feel..."
Ugh, okay.

I feel
that this is stupid.

Good, good. And how does
that make you feel?

Well, I feel frustrated,

because all day long I've been
hoping to get an apology from you, but no.

Hey.
We're really getting...

I feel like
I already apologized for that silly game.

Is that why you've been
acting weird and, like, mumbling all day?

I feel like
I don't mumble,

and bringing apology cookies
isn't the same as saying you're sorry.

They weren't
just any cookies. Start with "I feel."

Yeah. You made
Grandma T. make them. She wanted to make them.

And I wanted you to be
supportive.

Well, you didn't tell me that.
I can't just read your mind, Val.

But you're my best friend
and you just should!

Oh, would you look at that.

The talking flashlight
got upgraded to the throwing flashlight.

Not a peep till I come back.

Come on, Val.
Mm. Not without the talking flashlight.

(HUMMING) Yeah. (GASPS)

Hey. This is odd, even for me.

TYLOR: What are those?
Are those track marks?

ROGER: Or claw marks?

Should we open it?
No. The Shrieker might be in there.

Yes, but so could
Mr. Sullivan and Mr. Wazowski. We have to open it.

Okay. On three.

One...
Two...

ALL: Three!
(ALL EXCLAIM IN FEAR)

(SIGHS)

Hey. You guys find
Mike and Sulley? Just found a broom, huh?

Well, I got more
bad news.

This place may be
covered in doors,

but the only working one we
found was that one.

There you go. This right here
is your standard-issue banishment door.

See the sand embedded
along the frame?

Classic. This baby leads
straight to the barren desert.

Yep, nothing but you
and the deep-seated loneliness that follows.

I can't go
into a motherless desert.

And I certainly don't wanna be
stuck in a dark basement with a murderous ghost.

Or we try to catch
the ghost.

Catch a ghost?
No, not gonna happen.

What are you, nuts?
DUNCAN: Ha.

I'd rather have everyone
except me die than listen to your traitorous opinion.

Listen. I think
what Tylor's trying to say

is that if we can get
the Shrieker through the banishment door,

we can trap it.

Yeah, that's what I was...
All right. I'll be the bait.

Someone get me some butter.
Like, a lot of butter.

Or we can lure him out
with the thing he hates the most.

Laughter.

And then demand
he give Mike and Sulley back.

By any means necessary.

Yeah. No,
that's what I was... Okay, everyone.

Let's all help get the
banishment door in position.

This kid is something else.

Hooked up. Ready to go.

So, we're gonna drop this door
on the Shrieker and he will be trapped forever.

No matter what happens,
just keep laughing and stick together.

I'll keep an eye out
and give you the signal.

Everyone laugh. Right now!

(ALL FORCING LAUGHTER)

(GROANS)

(SIGHS) This isn't working.

Hey. Remember when
we got that fancy high-tech vending machine

and it turned evil?
(IMITATES BEEPING)

"I am evil."
Oh, Vendy Two.

Whoa, was she a feisty one.
She totally ate Duncan.

(ALL LAUGHING)
(DUNCAN MOCK LAUGHING)

Yes, I almost died,
was so hilarious. Thank you, Val.

(LAUGHS) And then
she gave me extra PopFarts,

which give you exactly what
they say they're gonna do.

Yeah, it took us a week to
lick Drooler Cooler debris off the wall. Remember that?

(ALL CONTINUE LAUGHING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(METAL SCRAPING)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(SHRIEKS)

Here he comes.
Everyone in position.

Cutter, you're up! Go!

The talking/throwing
flashlight is now

the laugh-to-keep-from-dying
flashlight.

Hey, big boy. (LAUGHING)
This way. Yeah.

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

Fritz, you're up!

Oh! (FRITZ LAUGHING)

Over here,
much-bigger-than-me-monster!

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

Here, Duncan!
(DUNCAN EXCLAIMS)

It's laughter he's after.

Duncan! Here!
Over here! Got it!

(LAUGHING)
(ROARS)

Roger! He's almost there.

Oh, you know, you have
something stuck in your teeth.

I hope it isn't anyone I know.

(ALL EXCLAIMING IN FEAR)

It's stuck!

(GRUNTS)

(SHRIEKS)

(GRUNTS)

(YELLS, GRUNTS)

Whoa!

VAL: Tylor!

(ALL EXLCAIMING AND MUTTERING)

(ALL GASP)
MIKE: Hello. Hey. Open the door. Open the door.

Not until you tell us
where our friends are.

SULLEY: We're right here.
It's us. Let us in.

(ALL GASP)

Oh, yeah. Awesome.

Whoa.

ALL: Mike!
Wazowski!

No.

ALL: Sulley!

Well, there's a plot twist.

Great work, everyone. You came
through with flying colors.

How did you get the Shrieker
to give you their costume?

The costume was all part
of my plan.

I knew if you were
under a little pressure,

you'd come together and work
as a team. And you did.

Just a brilliant performance
on my part, if I do say so myself, which I just did.

Oh, encore. Encore!

Sorry, folks. This was just
a one-time production of Monsters in the Dark.

This whole thing
could have been a memo.

Yeah, last time I saw someone
fall from that high, they didn't walk away.

It was more
of a very slow crawl. Respect.

Oh, and I also accept
your stinkerdoodle cookie apology.

Finally. Ooh!
These are good.

Extra stinky!

Everyone else,
you know, the idiots,

may have been charmed
by your heroics and pathetic cookies.

But not me.
I didn't make them. My grandma did.

(GASPS) Sweet Virginia?
Ooh, gimme, gimme, gimme!

There's one left.
Just for you.

Mm. That was a good plan.
And you did really great, you know?

Making everyone
relax and laugh.

Thanks. You did
a great job too.

Listen. I wanted
to say I'm sorry

for throwing the talking
flashlight and expecting you to read my mind.

Yeah, you know,
after our talk, I totally get why you're upset.

And I want to say
I'm sorry for what happened at the softball game. I was...

I was in my head,
you know?

But I should have been
more supportive of you.

By letting you get that hit
to win the game.

(SIGHS)
Ah.

Can't wait to get back
out there with the best jokester assistant ever.

Oh.

Actually, I'm ready
to do something on my own.

I'm gonna take
the jokester job.

Oh, yeah.
The jokester job offer.

Of course,
you should definitely take it, you know?

I mean, you know, I would.
Actually, I already did.

(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

So... Yeah. Congrats,
Unicorn Sparkle.

I guess I'll see you
on the Laugh Floor.

Not if I see you first.
On the, on the floor up there. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

All right. I'll, uh...
I'll see you.

Oh. What's this sugar packet
doing down here?

I've been looking
for these everywhere.

I'll just hang onto this
for my sleepy time coffee.

You know drinking
too much of that stuff makes you crankier than usual?

It does not,
you purple throw rug!

Oh, and by the way,
great job

with all the lighting effects
and shrieks and adding the claw marks.

It really sold the whole
spooky ghost thing.

SULLEY: Claw marks?
That wasn't me.

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(METAL SCRAPING)

(SCREAM ECHOING)

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