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I'M NOT MAKING A SOUND. 15 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:16,169 ♪ 16 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:26,079 ♪ 17 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:33,829 ♪ 18 00:02:33,829 --> 00:02:35,118 I LIKE IT. 19 00:02:35,118 --> 00:02:36,210 THANK YOU. 20 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:37,210 YOU'RE WELCOME. 21 00:02:37,210 --> 00:02:39,579 NICE, VERY NICE. 22 00:02:39,579 --> 00:02:42,710 ♪ 23 00:02:42,710 --> 00:02:45,579 INSPECTION TIME. 24 00:02:45,579 --> 00:02:49,419 ♪ 25 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:57,500 HMM, AH, I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD. 26 00:02:57,500 --> 00:03:00,620 NOW ALL WE NEED ARE A DOZEN MORE, A DOZEN, 27 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:01,878 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT? 28 00:03:01,878 --> 00:03:03,669 YES. 29 00:03:03,669 --> 00:03:05,000 LOVELY. GET GOING. 30 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,669 WE CAN HANDLE EVERYTHING. 31 00:03:07,669 --> 00:03:09,460 THAT IS STUNNING, IT'S BEAUTIFUL, 32 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:11,830 YOU ARE DOING GREAT WORK, MY LITTLE ELVES. 33 00:03:11,830 --> 00:03:15,250 ♪ 34 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:17,169 LOVE THE FLAMES, TATE. 35 00:03:17,169 --> 00:03:19,538 VERY NICE TOUCH. 36 00:03:19,538 --> 00:03:21,419 DO YOU LIKE MINE? 37 00:03:21,419 --> 00:03:24,960 [ ♪ ] 38 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:29,538 ♪ 39 00:03:29,538 --> 00:03:31,329 YES. EDWARD. 40 00:03:31,329 --> 00:03:32,788 - YEAH? - EDWARD, THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 41 00:03:32,788 --> 00:03:35,919 THIS IS PERFECT, I'VE GOT THE DOCUMENTATION RIGHT HERE. 42 00:03:35,919 --> 00:03:38,750 SO IT'S REAL, WE DID IN FACT RECORD GAMMA RAY BURST. 43 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:40,038 - WE DID IT. - YES. 44 00:03:40,038 --> 00:03:43,288 THINK OF IT ALEX, YOU, ME, YOUR FATHER, 45 00:03:43,288 --> 00:03:46,710 TOGETHER ON THE COVER OF SKY AND TELESCOPE. 46 00:03:46,710 --> 00:03:48,419 HE WON'T BELIEVE IT WHEN I TELL HIM. THIS IS AMAZING. 47 00:03:50,879 --> 00:03:53,379 HEY MAX. 48 00:03:53,379 --> 00:03:56,079 HOW'S THAT SURPRISE GOING FOR YOUR MOM? 49 00:03:56,079 --> 00:03:59,460 WELL, I BUILT AN ORBITER AND A ROCKET BOOSTER. 50 00:04:02,878 --> 00:04:04,750 NICE. 51 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:07,789 SO DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE GONNA BE MY DAD? 52 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,169 I HOPE SO. 53 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:20,879 YOU KNOW, A FEW OF THE OLD HARVARD ALUMNI ARE GETTING 54 00:04:20,879 --> 00:04:24,670 TOGETHER TOMORROW NIGHT, YOU SHOULD COME. 55 00:04:24,670 --> 00:04:27,288 IT WOULD BE LIKE OLD TIMES. 56 00:04:27,288 --> 00:04:28,500 I'D TELL YOU TO BRING PETER, 57 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,788 BUT I'M SURE HE'D BE BORED WITH THE CONVERSATION. 58 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:35,209 WHAT DO YOU TWO TALK ABOUT ANYWAY? 59 00:04:35,209 --> 00:04:38,288 OH MY GOSH, PETER, I ALMOST FORGOT. 60 00:04:38,288 --> 00:04:39,288 WHAT? 61 00:04:39,288 --> 00:04:40,619 I HAVE GOT TO RUN, EDWARD. 62 00:04:40,619 --> 00:04:43,329 MAKE SURE WE DON'T MISS THE AFTERGLOW, OK? 63 00:04:43,329 --> 00:04:44,619 YES. 64 00:04:44,619 --> 00:04:47,788 [ ♪ ] 65 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:51,420 ♪ MERRY, MERRY, MERRY CHRISTMAS TIME, ♪ 66 00:04:51,420 --> 00:04:55,329 ♪ I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN THINKING OF ME ♪ 67 00:04:55,329 --> 00:05:00,079 ♪ I'M BACK WHERE I WANT TO BE, WHAT DO YOU SAY ♪ 68 00:05:00,079 --> 00:05:03,668 ♪ 69 00:05:03,668 --> 00:05:06,918 ♪ MERRY, MERRY, MERRY, MERRY CHRISTMAS TIME ♪ 70 00:05:06,918 --> 00:05:08,000 [Horn Honks] 71 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,668 ♪ 72 00:05:11,668 --> 00:05:19,670 ♪ SATISFY YOUR HEART'S DESIRE... ♪ 73 00:05:19,670 --> 00:05:26,329 ♪ BELLS RING OUT, LET'S SPEND THIS TIME TOGETHER ♪ 74 00:05:26,329 --> 00:05:27,620 ♪ 75 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:35,579 ♪ UNDERNEATH THE MISTLETOE IS HEAVEN ♪ 76 00:05:35,579 --> 00:05:43,670 ♪ THIS COULD BE THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER ♪ 77 00:05:43,670 --> 00:05:48,500 ♪ THIS COULD BE THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER ♪ 78 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,750 ♪ BEST CHRISTMAS EVER ♪ 79 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:54,079 ♪ ABSOLUTELY EVER ♪ 80 00:05:54,079 --> 00:06:00,290 ♪ ABSOLUTELY HEAVEN ♪ 81 00:06:01,879 --> 00:06:04,168 PETER, ARE YOU HOME? 82 00:06:04,168 --> 00:06:08,038 [ ♪ ] 83 00:06:08,038 --> 00:06:18,420 ♪ 84 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,959 PETER? 85 00:06:19,959 --> 00:06:29,379 ♪ 86 00:06:29,379 --> 00:06:39,459 ♪ 87 00:06:39,459 --> 00:06:46,579 ♪ 88 00:06:46,579 --> 00:06:48,420 PETER, WHAT IS THIS? 89 00:06:48,420 --> 00:06:56,119 ♪ 90 00:06:56,119 --> 00:07:07,790 ♪ 91 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:09,418 ALEX SPENCER... 92 00:07:09,418 --> 00:07:12,168 ♪ 93 00:07:12,168 --> 00:07:15,879 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 94 00:07:15,879 --> 00:07:17,750 MARRY YOU? 95 00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:20,959 ♪ 96 00:07:20,959 --> 00:07:21,959 I DON'T KNOW. 97 00:07:21,959 --> 00:07:24,500 I MEAN, PETER, THIS IS ALL SO SUDDEN, 98 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,750 WE'VE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE. 99 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:29,829 ALEX, WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR OVER A YEAR. 100 00:07:29,829 --> 00:07:31,620 ♪ 101 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:33,829 JUST SAY YES. 102 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:35,420 OR NO, IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL. 103 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:38,250 NO, NO, NO. 104 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:42,000 I MEAN YES, PETER NO. 105 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,829 PETER, WE NEED TO CONSIDER 106 00:07:44,829 --> 00:07:47,670 THE PROS AND THE CONS OF LEGALIZING OUR RELATIONSHIP. 107 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:49,579 LIKE WHAT IS IT GOING TO DO TO OUR TAXES? 108 00:07:49,579 --> 00:07:52,209 AND TO OUR BENEFITS, NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT 109 00:07:52,209 --> 00:07:55,829 I WOULD NEED TO CHANGE ALL OF MY LEGAL IDENTIFICATION 110 00:07:55,829 --> 00:07:57,000 TO YOUR FAMILY NAME. 111 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,288 ALEX. 112 00:07:59,288 --> 00:08:01,250 THE WAY I SEE IT THERE ARE NO CONS HERE, 113 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:03,540 THERE'S JUST ONE PRO. 114 00:08:03,540 --> 00:08:05,750 AND THAT IS ME GETTING TO SPEND 115 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:09,038 THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU, AND MAX. 116 00:08:09,038 --> 00:08:14,288 ♪ 117 00:08:14,288 --> 00:08:17,000 I LOVE YOU, ALEX. 118 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:21,000 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 119 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,959 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 120 00:08:26,459 --> 00:08:27,579 YES. 121 00:08:27,579 --> 00:08:30,538 YES, OF COURSE YES. I'LL MARRY YOU, PETER. 122 00:08:30,538 --> 00:08:34,119 ♪ 123 00:08:34,119 --> 00:08:37,788 ♪ 124 00:08:37,788 --> 00:08:38,960 WE DID IT, WE DID IT. 125 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,038 WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. 126 00:08:40,038 --> 00:08:42,288 WAIT TILL GRANDMA AND GRANDPA FIND OUT. 127 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:46,288 ♪ 128 00:08:48,788 --> 00:08:50,669 SORRY, THE SPAGHETTI I WAS MAKING KIND OF 129 00:08:50,669 --> 00:08:51,960 ALL GOT STUCK TOGETHER. 130 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:56,038 WHO NEEDS SPAGHETTI, THIS KUNG POW PORK IS AMAZING. 131 00:08:56,038 --> 00:09:00,539 YOUR EX, EDWARD, NOW HE COULD PREPARE A MEAN STEAK. 132 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:04,379 PETER MAKES A MEAN CUP OF COFFEE. 133 00:09:04,379 --> 00:09:07,000 WELL I'M JUST GLAD THAT MOST PLACES HAVE STOPPED 134 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,168 USING THAT MSG, BECAUSE THE BEHAVIORAL CASES I SEE 135 00:09:10,168 --> 00:09:12,119 DUE TO POOR DIET ARE STAGGERING. 136 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:14,379 I'M SURPRISED IT TOOK SO LONG. 137 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:16,460 SPEAKING OF SURPRISES-- 138 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:18,960 OH MY GOSH, THAT'S RIGHT. 139 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,169 I'M SORRY. 140 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:23,419 DAD, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT, 141 00:09:23,419 --> 00:09:28,500 BUT TODAY I RECORDED AN ACTUAL GAMMA RAY BURST. 142 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:31,788 HA, HA ,HA, THAT A GIRL. 143 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,250 - IT WAS INCREDIBLE. - ALEX-- 144 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:36,038 I MEAN, THE ENERGY, IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS OVER 145 00:09:36,038 --> 00:09:38,879 A BILLION LIGHT YEARS AWAY, AND IT MEASURED AT LEAST-- 146 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,169 ALEX! 147 00:09:41,169 --> 00:09:44,288 OH MY GOSH, YEAH. 148 00:09:44,288 --> 00:09:46,500 THAT'S RIGHT, I AM- 149 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,960 I AM SORRY. 150 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:55,919 DAD, AH, UM... 151 00:09:55,919 --> 00:10:00,210 SURPRISE. WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. 152 00:10:03,879 --> 00:10:05,918 DO YOU KNOW WHAT A SURPRISE IS, PETER? 153 00:10:08,619 --> 00:10:11,418 A SURPRISE IS SIMPLY A RECKLESS ACTION WITHOUT 154 00:10:11,418 --> 00:10:13,830 PROPER CONSIDERATION GIVEN TO THE FINAL OUTCOME. 155 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:17,500 FOR EXAMPLE, DID YOU TAKE THE RECENT DIVORCE RATE INTO ACCOUNT 156 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:20,828 BEFORE YOU INITIATED THIS LITTLE SURPRISE? 157 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,960 8 OUT OF 12 KIDS IN MY CLASS HAVE DIVORCED PARENTS. 158 00:10:25,578 --> 00:10:27,460 JUST SAYING. 159 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,919 I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA FOR YOU TWO TO ENGAGE 160 00:10:29,919 --> 00:10:31,538 IN PRE-MARITAL COUNSELING. 161 00:10:31,538 --> 00:10:32,578 I KNOW I'M YOUR MOTHER, 162 00:10:32,578 --> 00:10:34,460 BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT OUR SESSIONS 163 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:36,919 WOULD BE ON A COMPLETELY OBJECTIVE LEVEL. 164 00:10:36,919 --> 00:10:38,879 THAT IS GREAT MOM. 165 00:10:38,879 --> 00:10:40,038 ISN'T' THAT GREAT PETER? 166 00:10:40,038 --> 00:10:41,038 - UH-HUH. - YES. 167 00:10:41,038 --> 00:10:42,038 YEP. 168 00:10:42,038 --> 00:10:43,619 THAT'S GREAT. 169 00:10:43,619 --> 00:10:46,500 YEAH. 170 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:51,379 I SAW AN XR14 GAME SYSTEM FOR MY CHRISTMAS WISH LIST TODAY. 171 00:10:51,379 --> 00:10:55,500 NOW, MAXWELL, YOU KNOW THAT VIDEO GAMES SEDATE THE MIND. 172 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:56,879 AND WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A WISH LIST? 173 00:10:56,879 --> 00:10:58,169 I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THAT. 174 00:10:58,169 --> 00:11:00,500 TALKED ABOUT WHAT? 175 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:03,330 ABOUT THE FACT THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS. 176 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,000 DAD, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HAVE TALKED TO ME FIRST, 177 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,879 I MEAN IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS. 178 00:11:07,879 --> 00:11:09,750 WHY DELAY THE INEVITABLE? 179 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:11,038 IT'S THE TRUTH. 180 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:15,210 BESIDES, LOOK HOW WELL IT'S SERVED YOU. 181 00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:18,379 PERHAPS IF WE'D DONE THE SAME THING WITH YOUR SISTER, 182 00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:21,960 MAYBE THINGS...WELL. 183 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:25,578 A TOAST, TO MY BRILLIANT DAUGHTER 184 00:11:25,578 --> 00:11:30,210 AND HER OUTSTANDING PARTNER, EDWARD, 185 00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:33,578 AND THEIR LATEST SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH. 186 00:11:33,578 --> 00:11:36,379 AND TO OUR ENGAGEMENT. 187 00:11:36,379 --> 00:11:39,669 YES. 188 00:11:39,669 --> 00:11:40,669 CHEERS. 189 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,879 [ ♪ ] 190 00:11:46,879 --> 00:11:49,419 Steven: SO WHAT SORT OF VISIBILITY DO YOU GET ON THIS? 191 00:11:49,419 --> 00:11:51,419 300, 400 MILLION LIGHT YEARS? 192 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,538 FIVE. 193 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:56,038 I WAS A BIT BAFFLED ABOUT YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT THIS EVENING, 194 00:11:56,038 --> 00:11:57,379 CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT PETER 195 00:11:57,379 --> 00:11:59,419 HAS NEVER APPROACHED ME ABOUT MARRYING YOU. 196 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:03,580 I THINK THAT PETER WAS KIND OF HOPING FOR IT TO BE A SURPRISE. 197 00:12:03,580 --> 00:12:06,208 BUT I MEAN, WE HAVE BEEN LIVING TOGETHER FOR A WHILE NOW. 198 00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:08,210 AS A TENANT IN YOUR BASEMENT. 199 00:12:08,210 --> 00:12:13,000 AT FIRST YES DAD, BUT THEN YOU KNOW, THINGS CHANGED. 200 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,500 SO I GUESS MARRIAGE WOULD BE THE NEXT 201 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,578 REASONABLE COURSE OF ACTION. 202 00:12:17,578 --> 00:12:18,578 IS IT? 203 00:12:18,578 --> 00:12:20,620 IS IT? NOW, LET'S SEE. 204 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,000 YOUR MOTHER AND I, WE MADE SENSE, 205 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,000 YOU AND EDWARD MAKE SENSE, BUT YOU AND PETER? 206 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:29,919 MARRYING MAKES GOOD SENSE FOR OUR TAXES. 207 00:12:29,919 --> 00:12:31,828 DO YOU KNOW DESPITE ALL MY RESEARCH, 208 00:12:31,828 --> 00:12:34,500 I'VE YET TO FIND ANYTHING ON PETER'S BACKGROUND. 209 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,078 HAVE YOU EVEN MET HIS FAMILY? 210 00:12:36,078 --> 00:12:37,919 WE'VE TRIED, BUT PETER ALWAYS SAYS, 211 00:12:37,919 --> 00:12:40,419 HE ALWAYS SAYS THEY'RE REALLY BUSY WITH THEIR 212 00:12:40,419 --> 00:12:44,828 TOY BUSINESS UP IN ALASKA OR SOMETHING. 213 00:12:44,828 --> 00:12:48,879 SIX YEARS AGO, YOU WENT TO THE STEPHEN HAWKING CONFERENCE, 214 00:12:48,879 --> 00:12:53,119 DESPITE MY WARNINGS THAT HE ALWAYS ATTRACTS THE WILD ONES. 215 00:12:53,119 --> 00:12:56,828 AND REMEMBER, YOU ENDED UP PREGNANT AND ALONE AT 18. 216 00:12:56,828 --> 00:12:58,669 MOM WAS 18. 217 00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:09,788 ALEX, I HAVE NEVER BEEN WRONG, YOU KNOW THAT. 218 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:12,619 AND I'M WARNING YOU NOW, THINK THIS ONE THROUGH. 219 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:24,538 [ ♪ ] 220 00:13:24,538 --> 00:13:31,210 ♪ 221 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,460 HI SWEETIE. 222 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,210 LET'S GET YOU TUCKED IN. 223 00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:36,500 ♪ 224 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:40,078 SO, DID YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ME AND PETER GETTING MARRIED. 225 00:13:40,078 --> 00:13:42,879 I KIND OF FIGURED IT WOULD HAPPEN ONE DAY. 226 00:13:42,879 --> 00:13:45,250 RIGHT. 227 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:46,919 SO YOU'RE OK WITH IT? 228 00:13:46,919 --> 00:13:50,960 IF YOU ARE MOM, YOU KNOW BEST. 229 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:54,078 ♪ 230 00:13:54,078 --> 00:13:55,578 - GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART. - GOOD NIGHT. 231 00:13:55,578 --> 00:13:56,578 I LOVE YOU. 232 00:13:56,578 --> 00:13:57,960 GOOD NIGHT. 233 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:58,960 ♪ 234 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,879 - HAVE A GOOD SLEEP, OK? - OK. 235 00:14:00,879 --> 00:14:09,830 ♪ 236 00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:14,250 AH, MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE ASKED YOUR DAD FIRST, FOR YOUR HAND. 237 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,619 AND MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO. 238 00:14:15,619 --> 00:14:17,078 PRACTICAL, PETER. 239 00:14:17,078 --> 00:14:18,578 PETER, THEY ARE JUST PRACTICAL PEOPLE. 240 00:14:18,578 --> 00:14:19,788 OH. 241 00:14:19,788 --> 00:14:21,379 IS THAT WHAT YOUR DAD WAS BEING WHEN HE TOLD MAX 242 00:14:21,379 --> 00:14:22,960 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS? 243 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,669 WELL THEY TOLD ME WHEN I WAS FIVE. 244 00:14:25,669 --> 00:14:28,000 WOW, REALLY? 245 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,620 SO YOU NEVER BELIEVED? 246 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:32,000 WHAT, IN SANTA CLAUS? 247 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:36,288 PETER, PLEASE. PETER. 248 00:14:36,288 --> 00:14:37,460 I JUST- (Burp) 249 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,500 - OH. - SORRY. 250 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,288 HOW MANY FORTUNE COOKIES DID YOU HAVE? 251 00:14:42,288 --> 00:14:43,578 ONE. 252 00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:46,419 I GUESS MY SUGAR INTOLERANCE HASN'T GOTTEN ANY BETTER. 253 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,879 I GUESS NOT. 254 00:14:47,879 --> 00:14:50,669 I JUST, I DON'T KNOW, I HOPED YOUR PARENTS WOULD BE HAPPIER. 255 00:14:50,669 --> 00:14:53,119 AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARENTS? 256 00:14:53,119 --> 00:14:55,788 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME THAT I MEET MY FUTURE IN-LAWS? 257 00:14:55,788 --> 00:14:57,000 NO. 258 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:57,960 LET'S HAVE THEM DOWN FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 259 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,000 NO, NO, NO. 260 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,500 IT'S VERY, VERY BUSY THIS TIME OF YEAR, 261 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,580 THEY COULDN'T, THEY COULDN'T. 262 00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:03,580 THEY WOULD LOVE TO, THEY WOULD. 263 00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,580 NO, PETER, NO, NOT THIS TIME. 264 00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:06,668 WHAT? 265 00:15:06,668 --> 00:15:08,330 I NEED TO MEET MY FUTURE IN-LAWS. 266 00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:11,379 I KNOW, AND YOU WILL, THEY'RE JUST, 267 00:15:11,379 --> 00:15:14,460 MY FAMILY IS VERY DIFFERENT THAN YOURS. 268 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:18,419 WELL IF THEY ARE ANYTHING LIKE YOU, 269 00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:21,210 THEN I'M SURE THEY'RE GREAT. 270 00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:23,500 HMM? GOOD NIGHT. 271 00:15:26,419 --> 00:15:30,120 [ ♪ ] 272 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:36,169 ♪ 273 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:46,169 ♪ 274 00:15:46,169 --> 00:15:56,169 ♪ 275 00:15:56,169 --> 00:16:06,208 ♪ 276 00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:14,580 ♪ 277 00:16:41,788 --> 00:16:44,669 [ ♪ ] 278 00:16:44,669 --> 00:16:51,500 ♪ 279 00:16:51,500 --> 00:17:01,418 ♪ 280 00:17:01,418 --> 00:17:05,289 ♪ 281 00:17:05,289 --> 00:17:07,378 [ ♪ ] 282 00:17:07,378 --> 00:17:10,210 ♪ 283 00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:12,669 I GOTTA GO, I'M REALLY LATE. 284 00:17:12,669 --> 00:17:15,250 WILL EDWARD THE THIRD BE WORKING TONIGHT? 285 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:18,538 REALLY PETER, WHO'S RING AM I WEARING? 286 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,878 YOURS, THAT'S RIGHT, GOOD BYE. 287 00:17:19,878 --> 00:17:20,920 - BYE. - LOVE YOU. 288 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,000 CALL YOUR PARENTS, PLEASE. 289 00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,210 [ ♪ ] 290 00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:28,710 [Door Closes] 291 00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:36,170 ♪ 292 00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:41,250 ♪ 293 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:46,038 [Ringing] 294 00:17:46,038 --> 00:17:54,500 ♪ 295 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,538 HELLO? 296 00:17:56,538 --> 00:17:59,118 - HEY MOM. - PETER? 297 00:17:59,118 --> 00:18:02,169 - HI MOM. - HONEY IS IT YOU? 298 00:18:02,169 --> 00:18:03,169 - CAN YOU HEAR ME? - UH-HUH. 299 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,169 OK. 300 00:18:04,169 --> 00:18:06,079 GOOD, I CAN HEAR YOU, IT'S WORKING. 301 00:18:06,079 --> 00:18:07,209 HOW IS EVERYTHING? 302 00:18:07,209 --> 00:18:08,669 OH, IT'S BUSY, BUSY, BUSY, 303 00:18:08,669 --> 00:18:10,618 YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS BUSY, BUSY. 304 00:18:10,618 --> 00:18:12,079 HONEY GET IN HERE, COME ON HERE'S YOUR DAD. 305 00:18:12,079 --> 00:18:13,710 MOM, LISTEN TO ME. 306 00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:15,669 - IS THAT PETE? - DAD. HEY. 307 00:18:15,669 --> 00:18:19,288 THERE HE IS, OH, LOOK, SEE WE CAN SEE DOWN HERE. 308 00:18:19,288 --> 00:18:22,710 OH NO, NOW MY HEAD'S CUT OFF. 309 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,000 GUYS, GUYS, MOM, PUT. 310 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,250 DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID? 311 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,170 WHERE DO I TALK? 312 00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:30,420 SO YOU'RE KIND OF BUSY, HUH? 313 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:33,170 THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE I KIND OF HAD A SURPRISE. 314 00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:34,288 WHAT? 315 00:18:34,288 --> 00:18:38,210 DID HE SAY SURPRISE? DID HE SAY SURPRISE? 316 00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:40,170 I'M GETTING MARRIED. 317 00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:46,500 - AHH! - SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! 318 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,578 PETE, CONGRATULATIONS. 319 00:18:48,578 --> 00:18:50,038 THAT IS SO WONDERFUL. 320 00:18:50,038 --> 00:18:51,038 WHO IS THE LUCKY GIRL? 321 00:18:51,038 --> 00:18:53,118 HER NAME IS ALEX, AND SHE REALLY-- 322 00:18:53,118 --> 00:18:54,578 WHAT DID YOU SAY SWEETHEART? 323 00:18:54,578 --> 00:18:57,710 ALEX WAS ACTUALLY HOPING YOU COULD COME FOR A VISIT, 324 00:18:57,710 --> 00:18:58,710 BUT I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND-- 325 00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:00,000 WE'LL COME RIGHT NOW. 326 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,039 I THINK LINDA CAN HOLD DOWN THE FORT, 327 00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:04,119 THAT'S NO PROBLEM HERE. 328 00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:06,000 WOW, OK. 329 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,960 MOM'S PACKING. 330 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,169 GREAT. 331 00:19:09,169 --> 00:19:12,829 ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY TOLD ALEX ABOUT OUR, 332 00:19:12,829 --> 00:19:14,288 MY, YOU KNOW, BACKGROUND. 333 00:19:14,288 --> 00:19:17,119 SO IF YOU GUYS COULD JUST TONE IT DOWN. 334 00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:19,878 YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HER? 335 00:19:19,878 --> 00:19:24,960 DON'T WORRY, WE'LL BE ON OUR BEST BEHAVIOR. 336 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,960 IXNAY. 337 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,578 ALRIGHT, WHERE'S LINDA, WE GOTTA FIRE UP THE SLEIGH. 338 00:19:30,578 --> 00:19:31,878 WHOA, DAD, NO, DON'T. 339 00:19:31,878 --> 00:19:35,118 THE SLEIGH, HERE WE COME. 340 00:19:35,118 --> 00:19:37,670 - DAD, NO. - WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 341 00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:39,328 - WHAT? - WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 342 00:19:39,328 --> 00:19:45,078 NO ONE, IT'S JUST THIS CRAZY LIVE CHAT THING. 343 00:19:45,078 --> 00:19:46,960 HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GO GET A CHRISTMAS TREE? 344 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,960 YOU MEAN A FIR TREE WITH PAGAN ORIGINS? 345 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,750 THAT'S IT, LET'S GO. 346 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,578 [ ♪ ] 347 00:19:57,578 --> 00:20:01,419 ♪ 348 00:20:02,419 --> 00:20:05,710 [Buzzing] 349 00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:08,460 WHAT, WHAT IS THAT? 350 00:20:13,919 --> 00:20:21,420 [ ♪ ] 351 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,250 THOUGHT WE'D CELEBRATE OUR DISCOVERY WITH 352 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,538 A LITTLE BOTTLE OF BUBBLY? 353 00:20:25,538 --> 00:20:29,000 LOOK AT THIS, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF METEOR, IT'S SOMETHING. 354 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,788 [Telephone Ringing] 355 00:20:32,788 --> 00:20:34,000 HELLO. 356 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,500 HEY ALEX, HOW'S THE STAR COORDINATE THING GOING? 357 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,500 IT'S GOING, DID YOU GET A HOLD OF YOUR PARENTS? 358 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:44,618 YEAH, I DID, AND THEY ARE FLYING IN. 359 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,038 THAT'S GREAT PETER, WHEN? 360 00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:50,078 UM, TODAY ACTUALLY. 361 00:20:50,078 --> 00:20:51,460 TODAY? 362 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:52,578 YEAH. 363 00:20:52,578 --> 00:20:55,750 I GOTTA GO, I WILL, I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME, OK? 364 00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:57,828 OK, BYE. 365 00:20:57,828 --> 00:20:59,710 ♪ 366 00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:01,710 WHICH IS WHY YOU CAN SEE THAT IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE 367 00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:04,789 TO BELIEVE THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS. 368 00:21:04,789 --> 00:21:08,079 HE'S JUST JOKING, I MEAN, OF COURSE THERE IS A SANTA. 369 00:21:08,079 --> 00:21:10,788 ♪ 370 00:21:10,788 --> 00:21:12,960 OF COURSE THERE'S A SANTA. 371 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,669 BUT GRANDPA SAID. 372 00:21:15,669 --> 00:21:17,038 A TOAST. 373 00:21:17,038 --> 00:21:18,460 ♪ 374 00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:20,710 TO US, AND-- 375 00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:22,578 MY FUTURE IN-LAWS, THEY'RE COMING IN. 376 00:21:22,578 --> 00:21:23,578 FUTURE, IN-LAWS, WAIT A SECOND. 377 00:21:23,578 --> 00:21:24,960 - TODAY. - TODAY? 378 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,078 WHAT DO YOU MEAN TODAY? 379 00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:27,210 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT ANY IN-LAWS. 380 00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:28,210 MAKE SURE YOU TRACK THE PATH OF THIS METEOR, 381 00:21:28,210 --> 00:21:29,538 OR WHATEVER IT IS. 382 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,500 IF ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENS, YOU CAN REACH ME ON MY CELL. 383 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:36,750 OK, JUST, IF YOU JUST WANNA, WONDERING, AH... 384 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:42,420 [ ♪ ] 385 00:21:42,420 --> 00:21:47,960 COMBINE UNTIL YOUR DOUGH RESEMBLES CRUMBLY COURSE MEAL. 386 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:56,960 [Beeping] 387 00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:03,539 [ ♪ ] 388 00:22:06,289 --> 00:22:14,380 ♪ 389 00:22:18,288 --> 00:22:22,119 DID I EVER TELL YOU MY PARENTS REALLY LOVE PIZZA. 390 00:22:24,828 --> 00:22:26,378 [Thud from above] 391 00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:27,619 WHAT'S THAT? 392 00:22:27,619 --> 00:22:32,420 [Creaking above] 393 00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:33,670 JUST GET THE PIZZA. 394 00:22:33,670 --> 00:22:36,578 PETER? 395 00:22:36,578 --> 00:22:39,000 WHOA, HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 396 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,920 TO CHECK WHAT'S MAKING THAT NOISE ON THE ROOF. 397 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,750 THAT'S JUST PROBABLY RACCOONS. 398 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:44,618 PETER, I DON'T WANT RACCOONS. 399 00:22:44,618 --> 00:22:47,170 NO, ALEX, WAIT, DON'T. 400 00:22:47,170 --> 00:22:49,170 OH PETER. 401 00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:50,380 MOM, DAD. 402 00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:53,210 OH PETER, PETER, PETER, OH PETER. 403 00:22:53,210 --> 00:22:55,210 YOU MADE IT. 404 00:22:55,210 --> 00:22:58,500 YOU'RE SO SKINNY, YOU'RE THIN AS TOAST. 405 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,750 AND WHAT A BEAUTY, YOU MUST BE ALEX. 406 00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:02,789 IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 407 00:23:02,789 --> 00:23:04,710 OH, PLEASE CALL ME MAMMA. 408 00:23:04,710 --> 00:23:05,710 AND YOU CAN CALL ME SANT-- 409 00:23:05,710 --> 00:23:08,250 - SANTOS. - SANTOS. 410 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:09,919 JUST CALL ME MR. C. 411 00:23:09,919 --> 00:23:11,788 PLEASE COME IN, OF COURSE, COME IN. 412 00:23:11,788 --> 00:23:14,750 YES, YES, THANK YOU. 413 00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:16,170 SO, RIGHT THIS WAY. 414 00:23:20,078 --> 00:23:22,078 AH! UH... 415 00:23:22,078 --> 00:23:28,038 ♪ 416 00:23:28,038 --> 00:23:31,170 (Laughing) 417 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:35,078 I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT'S JUST SO THE NORTH ATLANTIC. 418 00:23:35,078 --> 00:23:43,460 (Laughing) 419 00:23:43,460 --> 00:23:45,420 OH, HMM. 420 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,210 SO HOW LONG WILL YOU BE STAYING? 421 00:23:50,210 --> 00:23:51,788 OH, JUST UNTIL CHRISTMAS EVE. 422 00:23:51,788 --> 00:23:55,380 YEAH, WE WANTED TO TAKE SOME TIME TO GET TO KNOW THE FAMILY. 423 00:23:55,380 --> 00:23:58,118 YOU KNOW YOUR SISTER VIKI STILL SENDS ME WISHES. 424 00:23:58,118 --> 00:23:59,920 I'M SORRY, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY SISTER? 425 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:05,378 DAD GETS LETTERS FROM CUSTOMERS ABOUT WISHES, 426 00:24:05,378 --> 00:24:07,619 PEOPLE, IDEAS FOR NEW TOYS, THAT SORT OF THING. 427 00:24:07,619 --> 00:24:10,669 LETTERS, LOTS AND LOTS OF LETTERS. 428 00:24:10,669 --> 00:24:13,710 WELL THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME, VIKI IS VERY CREATIVE. 429 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,619 IT SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING'S BURNING. 430 00:24:17,619 --> 00:24:19,710 OH I'M SORRY, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DINNER, 431 00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:21,038 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I CAN JUST ORDER PIZZA. 432 00:24:21,038 --> 00:24:22,420 OH NO, NO. 433 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:24,170 OH, I KNOW YOU LOVE PIZZA. 434 00:24:24,170 --> 00:24:25,960 LET MAMMA DO IT. 435 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:29,210 PLEASE DON'T, YOU DON'T HAVE TO, PETER... 436 00:24:29,210 --> 00:24:31,288 JUST LET HER. 437 00:24:31,288 --> 00:24:36,380 [ ♪ ] 438 00:24:36,380 --> 00:24:40,078 WHOA, AND NOW WHO IS THIS WEE ELF? 439 00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:41,920 THIS IS MY SON MAX. 440 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,750 MAX, GO SAY HI. 441 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:46,170 HI. 442 00:24:46,170 --> 00:24:47,460 IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU SIR. 443 00:24:47,460 --> 00:24:49,920 OH, NO, NO, THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE. 444 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,288 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING 445 00:24:52,288 --> 00:24:54,380 I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN WISHING FOR. 446 00:24:54,380 --> 00:24:57,618 NO WAY, IT'S AN XR GAMING SYSTEM! 447 00:24:57,618 --> 00:25:00,380 ACTUALLY, WE DON'T REALLY LET MAX PLAY WITH VIDEO GAMES. 448 00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:04,209 Peter: AH, HONEY, MAYBE WE COULD... 449 00:25:04,209 --> 00:25:07,539 BUT SEEING UM, AS THIS IS A SPECIAL OCCASION, 450 00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:09,380 I GUESS WE COULD MAKE AN EXCEPTION. 451 00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:10,538 YES! 452 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,000 YOU'RE A LITTLE BEHIND ON YOUR CHRISTMAS DECORATING, I SEE. 453 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,170 ACTUALLY I THOUGHT WE WERE KIND OF DONE. 454 00:25:19,170 --> 00:25:23,078 NA NA NA NA... TA DA. 455 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,828 DO DO DO DO, DO DO DO... 456 00:25:31,828 --> 00:25:33,000 ♪ 457 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,538 I KIND OF WANT THEM ALL. 458 00:25:34,538 --> 00:25:37,038 ♪ 459 00:25:37,038 --> 00:25:39,078 OH. 460 00:25:39,078 --> 00:25:41,788 JUST HELP YOURSELF. 461 00:25:41,788 --> 00:25:44,788 NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA. 462 00:25:44,788 --> 00:25:46,288 THANK YOU. 463 00:25:53,288 --> 00:25:55,328 MOM, IT'S SO GOOD. 464 00:25:55,328 --> 00:25:56,420 ♪ 465 00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:59,538 I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH. 466 00:25:59,538 --> 00:26:01,329 HONEY, NO, WE HAVE TO SLEEP TONIGHT. 467 00:26:01,329 --> 00:26:04,250 ♪ 468 00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:06,539 YEAH DAD, THEY JUST ARRIVED. 469 00:26:06,539 --> 00:26:09,710 YOU AND MOM, YOU'RE COMING FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT. 470 00:26:09,710 --> 00:26:12,250 NO YEAH, YEAH THAT'S GREAT. 471 00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:13,880 YEAH. 472 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,878 I DON'T KNOW, THEY SEEM KIND OF... 473 00:26:16,878 --> 00:26:19,250 DAD, I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. 474 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000 WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? 475 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,788 MOM, THIS IS SO COOL. 476 00:26:23,788 --> 00:26:26,210 I CAN SEE THAT, YES. 477 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:27,210 - COME ON. - MAX. 478 00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:28,750 OH, COME ON. 479 00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:30,710 OK, OK. 480 00:26:30,710 --> 00:26:31,878 GET ON UP THERE. 481 00:26:31,878 --> 00:26:32,960 NO, REALLY, I. 482 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,710 OK. 483 00:26:34,710 --> 00:26:36,670 THIS IS KIND OF FUN. 484 00:26:36,670 --> 00:26:38,670 THIS IS KIND OF FUN I GUESS. 485 00:26:38,670 --> 00:26:40,078 AAAAAH. 486 00:26:41,078 --> 00:26:43,420 ♪ 487 00:26:43,420 --> 00:26:45,750 UH-OH. 488 00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:49,920 ♪ 489 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,328 YOU CAN NOT LEAVE IT HERE. 490 00:26:51,328 --> 00:26:55,170 HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO MOVE IT WHEN THE SLEIGH IS BROKEN. 491 00:26:55,170 --> 00:26:57,118 I CAN'T EVEN GET IT STARTED. 492 00:26:57,118 --> 00:26:58,210 TOW TRUCK... 493 00:27:01,919 --> 00:27:03,960 LOOK, IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 494 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:08,079 I TOLD YOUR DAD HE WAS COMING IN TOO QUICK ON THE LANDING. 495 00:27:08,079 --> 00:27:09,380 I DON'T CARE WHO'S FAULT IT IS. 496 00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:10,710 BUT-- 497 00:27:10,710 --> 00:27:12,579 YOU JUST CAN'T USE THE GARAGE LIKE SANTA'S WORKSHOP. 498 00:27:12,579 --> 00:27:14,000 OK. BUT- 499 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,710 BUT- 500 00:27:15,710 --> 00:27:17,578 YOU'VE GOT TO GET IT OUT OF HERE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 501 00:27:17,578 --> 00:27:19,420 - BUT- - I CAN'T HAVE A SLEIGH-- 502 00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:22,710 - PETER, PETER. - HEY. 503 00:27:22,710 --> 00:27:25,420 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 504 00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:28,750 I WAS JUST GETTING A SNACK AND A JUICE BOX. 505 00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,750 ARE YOU SURE THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA? 506 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:34,118 ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL THAT DESSERT. 507 00:27:34,118 --> 00:27:35,380 YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 508 00:27:35,380 --> 00:27:37,420 I SHOULD PROB- 509 00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:39,118 I SHOULD PROBABLY JUST GO TO BED. 510 00:27:39,118 --> 00:27:40,500 ♪ 511 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:42,078 - WHAT IS THAT? - WHAT? 512 00:27:42,078 --> 00:27:43,880 THAT, UNDER YOUR HAND, WHAT IS THAT? 513 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,038 - WHAT? - UNDER YOUR HAND? 514 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:46,038 WHAT IS UNDER YOUR HAND? 515 00:27:46,038 --> 00:27:47,038 RIGHT. 516 00:27:47,038 --> 00:27:50,920 THAT IS UH, MY HAT... 517 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,788 ♪ 518 00:27:54,788 --> 00:27:56,078 FOR THE SCHOOL PLAY, I THOUGHT I'D GET IN 519 00:27:56,078 --> 00:27:58,288 THE SPIRIT FOR THE KIDS. 520 00:27:58,288 --> 00:28:02,289 ♪ 521 00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:03,378 YEAH, LET'S GO. 522 00:28:03,378 --> 00:28:04,960 - OK. - LET'S GO TO BED. 523 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:09,538 YEAH, LET'S GO TO BED. 524 00:28:09,538 --> 00:28:13,210 [Laughing] 525 00:28:15,669 --> 00:28:20,750 ALEX, I'VE COME TO HELP YOU. 526 00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:22,578 I HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. 527 00:28:22,578 --> 00:28:24,420 OH NO, OF COURSE YOU DO. 528 00:28:24,420 --> 00:28:27,460 I JUST LIKE HELPING. 529 00:28:27,460 --> 00:28:35,710 YOU KNOW, WHEN PETER'S FATHER ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM, 530 00:28:35,710 --> 00:28:38,538 I WAS TERRIFIED. 531 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:45,328 I MEAN, TO SAY NOTHING OF MOVING NORTH, HE WAS, 532 00:28:45,328 --> 00:28:48,500 HE WAS A MAN UNLIKE ANY MAN I'VE EVER MET. 533 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:49,538 [Laughing] 534 00:28:52,828 --> 00:28:56,328 BUT... 535 00:28:56,328 --> 00:28:58,038 I LOVED HIM. 536 00:28:59,380 --> 00:29:03,539 AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS. 537 00:29:08,618 --> 00:29:12,829 LET'S FORGET ABOUT THAT. 538 00:29:12,829 --> 00:29:14,669 FOLLOW ME. 539 00:29:17,670 --> 00:29:19,078 READY? 540 00:29:24,788 --> 00:29:29,000 OH, I LOVE IT EVERY TIME, I LOVE IT. 541 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,880 SO TELL ME, WHAT MAKES YOU VERY, VERY, HAPPY? 542 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:33,880 CINNAMON? 543 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:34,880 BUTTER? 544 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,380 CHOCOLATE? 545 00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:37,828 I DON'T USUALLY BAKE SWEETS. 546 00:29:37,828 --> 00:29:40,618 YOU KNOW, PETER, HE HAS HIS INTOLERANCE. 547 00:29:40,618 --> 00:29:42,500 YES, DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT NOW. 548 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,170 NO, NO, NO, NO. 549 00:29:44,170 --> 00:29:45,670 DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT NOW. 550 00:29:45,670 --> 00:29:51,078 NO, THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL, 551 00:29:51,078 --> 00:29:54,170 AND UH, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SWEET TREAT? 552 00:29:54,170 --> 00:30:00,210 WHAT MADE YOUR TONGUE TINGLE AND YOUR TUMMY TICKLE? 553 00:30:00,210 --> 00:30:01,459 SUGAR COOKIES. 554 00:30:01,459 --> 00:30:06,039 OH, THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES TOO. 555 00:30:06,039 --> 00:30:11,750 WELL, TO MAKE THINGS SCRUMPTIOUS AND DELICIOUS 556 00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:15,750 AND DELECTABLE YOU HAVE TO PUT IN ALL OF YOUR JOY, 557 00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:18,578 AND YOUR HAPPINESS, INTO THE FOOD. 558 00:30:18,578 --> 00:30:19,920 HOW DO I DO THAT? 559 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,460 SINGING. 560 00:30:21,460 --> 00:30:24,000 [Laughing] 561 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,170 - I JUST THINK-- - OH YES. 562 00:30:28,170 --> 00:30:33,078 ♪ SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE ♪ 563 00:30:33,078 --> 00:30:36,920 ♪ HOW WE LOVE OUR SUGAR AND SPICE ♪ 564 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:41,078 ♪ PUT IN LOVING, LOTS OF LOVING ♪ 565 00:30:41,078 --> 00:30:45,328 ♪ SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE ♪ 566 00:30:45,328 --> 00:30:46,828 YOU TRY. 567 00:30:46,828 --> 00:30:47,828 WITH ME. 568 00:30:47,828 --> 00:30:50,828 I DEFINITELY AM NOT COMFORTABLE. 569 00:30:50,828 --> 00:30:53,618 ♪ SUGAR AND SPICE ♪ 570 00:30:53,618 --> 00:30:55,000 I DON'T. 571 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,920 SUGAR, CAN YOU HIT THAT NOTE? 572 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,038 YES. 573 00:30:58,038 --> 00:31:03,169 ♪ SUGAR AND SPICE, AND EVERYTHING NICE ♪ 574 00:31:03,169 --> 00:31:07,619 ♪ HOW WE LOVE OUR SUGAR AND SPICE ♪ 575 00:31:07,619 --> 00:31:11,579 ♪ PUT IN LOVING, LOTS OF LOVING ♪ 576 00:31:11,579 --> 00:31:15,829 ♪ SUGAR AND SPICE, AND EVERYTHING NICE ♪ 577 00:31:15,829 --> 00:31:18,119 [Laughing] 578 00:31:18,119 --> 00:31:21,420 [ ♪ ] 579 00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:23,538 ♪ 580 00:31:23,538 --> 00:31:26,328 ♪ I MADE A LIST ♪ 581 00:31:26,328 --> 00:31:27,619 ♪ 582 00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:30,460 ♪ I CHECKED IT TWICE ♪ 583 00:31:30,460 --> 00:31:32,788 ♪ 584 00:31:32,788 --> 00:31:37,328 ♪ SINCE YOU'VE BEEN NAUGHTY, YOU WANT TO MAKE IT ALRIGHT ♪ 585 00:31:37,328 --> 00:31:41,288 ♪ 586 00:31:41,288 --> 00:31:45,328 ♪ I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING, THERE'S FOOTPRINTS IN THE SNOW ♪ 587 00:31:45,328 --> 00:31:48,788 ♪ 588 00:31:48,788 --> 00:31:53,118 ♪ CAN'T STOP THINKING 'BOUT CHRISTMAS BABY ♪ 589 00:31:53,118 --> 00:31:57,420 ♪ I'M GONNA GET EVERYTHING I WANT ♪ 590 00:31:57,420 --> 00:32:01,539 ♪ CAN'T STOP THINKING 'BOUT CHRISTMAS BABY ♪ 591 00:32:01,539 --> 00:32:05,669 ♪ I'M GONNA GET EVERYTHING I WANT ♪ 592 00:32:05,669 --> 00:32:10,169 ♪ I'M GONNA GIVE IT ALL I GOT ♪ 593 00:32:10,169 --> 00:32:12,210 ♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL IT ♪ 594 00:32:12,210 --> 00:32:15,750 ♪ YOU REALLY TURN ME ON ♪ 595 00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:21,710 ♪ 596 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,538 YES! 597 00:32:33,538 --> 00:32:35,000 TWO OUT OF THREE? 598 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,078 YEP. 599 00:32:36,078 --> 00:32:39,118 ALRIGHT, YOU ARE ON. 600 00:32:39,118 --> 00:32:41,828 SO, IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS, 601 00:32:41,828 --> 00:32:44,328 YOU STILL HAVEN'T SENT OFF YOUR WISH LIST YET. 602 00:32:44,328 --> 00:32:45,380 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 603 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:48,328 OH, IT'S JUST A LUCKY GUESS. 604 00:32:48,328 --> 00:32:50,960 SO, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DECIDING WHAT YOU'RE GONNA WISH FOR? 605 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,250 NO, I THREW OUT MY WISH LIST. 606 00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:54,750 THREW IT OUT, WHY? 607 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:56,578 BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS. 608 00:32:56,578 --> 00:32:58,038 WHAT? 609 00:32:58,038 --> 00:33:00,119 YOU DON'T BELIEVE- WHY NOT? 610 00:33:00,119 --> 00:33:03,789 MY GRANDPA TOLD ME THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS. 611 00:33:03,789 --> 00:33:05,539 YOUR GRANDPA TOLD YOU THIS? 612 00:33:05,539 --> 00:33:07,169 UH-HUH, HE'S REALLY SMART. 613 00:33:07,169 --> 00:33:08,169 [Horn Honking] 614 00:33:08,169 --> 00:33:10,169 OH, MY GRANDPA'S HERE, BYE. 615 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:18,210 GRANDPA! 616 00:33:18,210 --> 00:33:23,500 MOM, DAD, THIS IS PETER'S FAMILY, THIS IS SANTOS. 617 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:27,538 WE ARE SO HAPPY TO FINALLY MEET EVERYBODY IN THE FAMILY. 618 00:33:27,538 --> 00:33:29,788 OK, LET'S GO. 619 00:33:29,788 --> 00:33:31,578 OK, HERE WE GO. 620 00:33:31,578 --> 00:33:36,380 HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. 621 00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:39,288 [ ♪ ] 622 00:33:39,288 --> 00:33:45,328 ♪ 623 00:33:45,328 --> 00:33:48,288 SO, SANTOS, I UNDERSTAND YOU OPERATE 624 00:33:48,288 --> 00:33:50,118 A TOY MANUFACTURING IN THE NORTH. 625 00:33:50,118 --> 00:33:52,118 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 626 00:33:52,118 --> 00:33:54,000 WELL I HOPE YOU DON'T MAKE ANY OF THOSE VIDEO GAMES. 627 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,618 ALEX THIS DINNER IS QUITE INTERESTING. 628 00:33:57,618 --> 00:34:01,039 MAMMA, PETER'S MOTHER, HELPED ME IN THE KITCHEN. 629 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:03,039 WE'RE STRICT VEGETARIANS, YOU KNOW, 630 00:34:03,039 --> 00:34:04,750 ONCE YOU'VE TALKED WITH THE ANIMALS-- 631 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:07,878 NO NEED TO EXPLAIN MOM. 632 00:34:07,878 --> 00:34:09,250 FRUIT CAKE. 633 00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:10,668 YES. 634 00:34:10,668 --> 00:34:12,039 WE EAT BASED ON OUR BLOOD TYPE. 635 00:34:12,039 --> 00:34:13,329 AND WE RARELY EAT SUGAR. 636 00:34:13,329 --> 00:34:15,500 SUPPRESSES THE IMMUNE SYSTEM. 637 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:18,789 WELL I EAT BASED ON WHAT TASTES DELICIOUS, 638 00:34:18,789 --> 00:34:22,539 AND THESE SUGAR COOKIES LOOK AWFULLY GOOD. 639 00:34:22,539 --> 00:34:23,920 CHEERS. 640 00:34:27,539 --> 00:34:31,579 SO ALEX, IS VIKI GOING TO BE JOINING US, YOUR SISTER? 641 00:34:31,579 --> 00:34:33,829 AUNT VIKI IS AN ACTRESS. 642 00:34:33,829 --> 00:34:35,579 ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK SHE CAN MAKE IT. 643 00:34:35,579 --> 00:34:39,380 OH, WHAT A SHAME TO MISS OUT ON SUCH A MOMENTOUS OCCASION. 644 00:34:39,380 --> 00:34:41,960 I MEAN, I, FOR ONE, AM THRILLED THAT OUR FAMILIES 645 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,500 ARE GONNA BE JOINED TOGETHER. 646 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:47,460 HOW ABOUT YOU STEVEN? 647 00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:50,329 IN FACT, YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK THIS CALLS 648 00:34:50,329 --> 00:34:53,670 FOR A LITTLE SOMETHING SPECIAL. 649 00:34:53,670 --> 00:34:55,750 DAD, I THINK THE SPENCERS ARE PROBABLY TIRED FROM THEIR DRIVE. 650 00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:57,460 OH, COME ON NOW MAMMA. 651 00:34:57,460 --> 00:35:00,500 GIVE ME THAT 'C'. 652 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:04,378 ♪ ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME, 653 00:35:04,378 --> 00:35:08,418 A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪ 654 00:35:08,418 --> 00:35:10,418 ♪ ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS, 655 00:35:10,418 --> 00:35:12,168 MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪ 656 00:35:12,168 --> 00:35:13,168 Max: I THINK I GOT IT. 657 00:35:13,168 --> 00:35:14,168 GOOD. 658 00:35:14,168 --> 00:35:15,460 TWO TURTLE DOVES. 659 00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:19,210 ♪ AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪ 660 00:35:19,210 --> 00:35:23,420 ♪ ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪ 661 00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:26,000 OH, I KNOW THIS PART, ♪ THREE FRENCH HENS ♪ 662 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:30,829 ♪ TWO TURTLE DOVES, AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪ 663 00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:32,829 ♪ ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, 664 00:35:32,829 --> 00:35:34,710 MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪ 665 00:35:34,710 --> 00:35:39,539 ♪ FOUR CALLING BIRDS, THREE FRENCH HENS, TWO TURTLE DOVES, 666 00:35:39,539 --> 00:35:43,670 AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪ 667 00:35:43,670 --> 00:35:48,420 ♪ ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪ 668 00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:51,289 ♪ FIVE GOLDEN RINGS ♪ 669 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:56,829 ♪ FOUR CALLING BIRDS, THREE FRENCH HENS, TWO TURTLE DOVES, 670 00:35:56,829 --> 00:35:59,789 AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪ 671 00:35:59,789 --> 00:36:01,619 [Laughing] 672 00:36:01,619 --> 00:36:06,789 [ ♪ ] 673 00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:08,579 I KNEW I WAS RIGHT TO PACK OUR THINGS. 674 00:36:08,579 --> 00:36:10,539 WE ALWAYS BE PREPARED JOYCE. 675 00:36:10,539 --> 00:36:14,619 NOW, ALL I NEED IS A FEW DAYS RESEARCH, RECOGNIZANCE. 676 00:36:14,619 --> 00:36:17,420 MOM, DAD, YOU REALLY SHOULD GET GOING, 677 00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:21,000 THE SNOW IS REALLY STARTING TO COME DOWN. 678 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,579 Santos: OH NO, YOU GUYS ARE LEAVING SO SOON? 679 00:36:23,579 --> 00:36:25,920 YES, YES, THE SNOW AND THE ROADS, IT CAN BE A REAL MESS. 680 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,789 OH, WELL THEN WHY DON'T YOU STAY? 681 00:36:29,789 --> 00:36:32,539 IT IS CHRISTMAS, WE COULD SPEND THE NEXT FEW DAYS 682 00:36:32,539 --> 00:36:34,670 GETTING TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER A LITTLE BETTER. 683 00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:35,670 EXACTLY. 684 00:36:35,670 --> 00:36:36,829 BUT DAD, YOUR WORK. 685 00:36:36,829 --> 00:36:37,880 AND YOUR CLOTHES. 686 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,500 YOU KNOW STEVEN, HE'S ALWAYS PREPARED. 687 00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,579 AND I CAN ALWAYS USE THE LAB HERE IN TOWN. 688 00:36:42,579 --> 00:36:45,460 AFTER ALL, IT DOES HAVE MY NAME ON IT. 689 00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:48,789 AND WITH EDWARD, I COULDN'T ASK FOR A BETTER PARTNER. 690 00:36:48,789 --> 00:36:50,380 THEN IT'S DECIDED, 691 00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:53,670 WE'LL ALL STAY TOGETHER LIKE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY. 692 00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:55,119 HMMMM. 693 00:36:55,119 --> 00:37:00,750 [ ♪ ] 694 00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:03,039 MAX, I HOPE YOU'RE EATING BREAKFAST. 695 00:37:03,039 --> 00:37:04,750 THANK YOU. 696 00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:05,829 THAT'S NICE. 697 00:37:05,829 --> 00:37:08,789 COFFEE, STEVEN? PETER MAKES A MEAN CUP. 698 00:37:08,789 --> 00:37:10,418 ACTUALLY, I TAKE MINE BLACK. 699 00:37:14,329 --> 00:37:20,960 SO, SANTOS, THAT'S SPANISH, AM I RIGHT? 700 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,079 SO I'M TOLD, MI AMIGO. 701 00:37:23,079 --> 00:37:25,920 AH, DAD, MAX, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO SCHOOL, 702 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,619 BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR PLAY PRACTICE. 703 00:37:28,619 --> 00:37:30,378 DO WE HAVE TO BE IN THE SCHOOL PLAY, 704 00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:33,670 I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN ELVES, AND NOW I HAVE TO BE ONE. 705 00:37:33,670 --> 00:37:35,789 OK, WELL IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AN ELF, 706 00:37:35,789 --> 00:37:37,880 YOU COULD BE THE CHRISTMAS STAR. 707 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,380 PETER, I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 708 00:37:40,380 --> 00:37:42,539 CONSIDERING THE FACT THE CHRISTMAS STAR DOESN'T EXIST, 709 00:37:42,539 --> 00:37:45,710 AND WAS REALLY JUST A RARE SERIES OF PLANETARY GROUPINGS. 710 00:37:45,710 --> 00:37:48,210 DOES THAT MEAN I'M OUT OF THE SCHOOL PLAY? 711 00:37:48,210 --> 00:37:50,119 NO. NO. YES. 712 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,710 NO. 713 00:37:54,710 --> 00:38:01,378 ♪ 714 00:38:01,378 --> 00:38:06,000 ♪ 715 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:18,579 ♪ DECKS THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY, FA LA LA LA LA ♪ 716 00:38:18,579 --> 00:38:19,579 LA! 717 00:38:19,579 --> 00:38:21,619 MRS. CLAUS. 718 00:38:21,619 --> 00:38:23,960 OH PLEASE CALL ME JESSICA. 719 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,079 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK? 720 00:38:25,079 --> 00:38:26,420 JESSICA AND JOYCE, WE'RE AN ALLITERATION. 721 00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:27,619 HA HA. 722 00:38:27,619 --> 00:38:30,500 I LOVE TO TALK, DO I EVER NOT TALK, COME ON. 723 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:32,170 I'VE GOT TO GET THESE SHOES OFF 724 00:38:32,170 --> 00:38:35,329 BECAUSE I HAVE NO BUSINESS WEARING THEM, 725 00:38:35,329 --> 00:38:40,210 BUT PAPA CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF ME IN MY HIGH HEELS. 726 00:38:46,039 --> 00:38:49,380 YOU KNOW IT'S SAFE TO REMOVE YOUR MASK OF JOVIALITY WITH ME. 727 00:38:49,380 --> 00:38:51,500 MY WHAT FROM MY WHAT? 728 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:54,380 WELL MY EXPERIENCE AS A THERAPIST HAS TAUGHT ME 729 00:38:54,380 --> 00:38:56,880 THAT MOST COUPLES WHO FEIGN A SENSE OF HAPPINESS 730 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,500 TEND TO BE SOMEWHAT UNHAPPY. 731 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,039 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 732 00:39:05,039 --> 00:39:07,539 WELL IT IS, BUT ONLY UNTIL YOU REALIZE 733 00:39:07,539 --> 00:39:10,079 THAT IT'S ALRIGHT TO ADMIT THAT THINGS AREN'T PERFECT. 734 00:39:10,079 --> 00:39:12,168 EXACTLY. 735 00:39:12,168 --> 00:39:19,170 BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN SO HARD FOR YOU TO TRY TO BE PERFECT. 736 00:39:19,170 --> 00:39:22,789 WELL STEVEN DOES DEMAND A CERTAIN ORDER. 737 00:39:22,789 --> 00:39:24,079 DO YOU THINK? 738 00:39:24,079 --> 00:39:29,039 GINGER SNAPS, YOUR FAVORITE. 739 00:39:29,039 --> 00:39:30,579 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 740 00:39:30,579 --> 00:39:32,170 SOMETIMES I SWEAR THAT FIANCE OF YOURS 741 00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:33,329 IS LIKE A CHILD HIMSELF. 742 00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:36,079 I MEAN, DOES HE EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU DO? 743 00:39:36,079 --> 00:39:38,710 THE IMPORTANCE AND IMPACT OF THE WORK WE DO HERE. 744 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:41,210 I'M TELLING YOU ALEX, AND I AM NEVER WRONG, 745 00:39:41,210 --> 00:39:43,670 I'VE HAD MY DOUBTS ABOUT HIM EVER SINCE HE 746 00:39:43,670 --> 00:39:46,079 PAINTED YOUR HOUSE LIKE SOME RIDICULOUS CANDY CANE. 747 00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:50,539 AND SINCE WE KNOW THAT BEHAVIOR IS LEARNED, WELL, 748 00:39:50,539 --> 00:39:51,829 WE BOTH KNOW THAT THERE'S SOMETHING 749 00:39:51,829 --> 00:39:53,880 NOT QUITE RIGHT ABOUT THAT FAMILY, 750 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,380 ESPECIALLY THAT SANTOS. 751 00:39:55,380 --> 00:39:58,079 AND HIS WIFE, DON'T GET ME STARTED. 752 00:39:58,079 --> 00:40:01,000 YOU KNOW, IN FACT, I GOOGLED HIM LAST NIGHT. 753 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,168 - PETER'S DAD? - THAT'S RIGHT. 754 00:40:02,168 --> 00:40:03,579 I GOOGLED HIM, YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND? 755 00:40:03,579 --> 00:40:04,668 NOTHING. 756 00:40:04,668 --> 00:40:06,168 NO LINKS TO THE FAMILY BUSINESS, NOTHING. 757 00:40:06,168 --> 00:40:07,619 I MEAN, YOU COULD GOOGLE A FAMILY DOG 758 00:40:07,619 --> 00:40:09,079 AND SOMETHING WOULD COME UP. 759 00:40:09,079 --> 00:40:10,918 - EDWARD! - MR. SPENCER! 760 00:40:10,918 --> 00:40:12,250 HOW ARE YOU MY BOY? 761 00:40:12,250 --> 00:40:14,039 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - I'M WELL, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 762 00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:15,619 EXCELLENT WORK ON THAT GAMMA RAY, 763 00:40:15,619 --> 00:40:17,170 BY THE WAY, VERY IMPRESSIVE. 764 00:40:17,170 --> 00:40:19,670 NOT AS IMPRESSIVE AS YOUR PAPER ON THE IMPACT 765 00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:21,420 OF DARK MATTER ON OUR SOLAR SYSTEM, SIR. 766 00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:22,670 YOU READ THAT? 767 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:24,710 THAT WAS ONLY PRINTED IN A HANDFUL OF PUBLICATIONS. 768 00:40:24,710 --> 00:40:26,378 I DON'T READ FOR THE MASSES, MR. SPENCER, 769 00:40:26,378 --> 00:40:28,210 I READ WHAT MATTERS. 770 00:40:28,210 --> 00:40:36,119 ♪ 771 00:40:36,119 --> 00:40:40,119 [ ♪ ] 772 00:40:40,119 --> 00:40:42,619 Peter: ALRIGHT. SHHH. 773 00:40:42,619 --> 00:40:47,380 OK, CHRISTMAS STAR, YOU'RE TWINKLING. 774 00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:48,539 GOOD TWINKLING. 775 00:40:48,539 --> 00:40:52,119 REINDEERS, CAN I SEE YOUR REINDEER FACES. 776 00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:57,079 YES, ALRIGHT, CHRISTMAS STAR IS SHINING SO BRIGHT. 777 00:40:57,079 --> 00:41:01,418 BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS QUIET IN THE NIGHT. 778 00:41:01,418 --> 00:41:04,119 QUIET LITTLE REINDEER. 779 00:41:04,119 --> 00:41:08,418 QUIET LITTLE LIGHTS. 780 00:41:08,418 --> 00:41:11,079 SNOW IS FALLING, EVERYONE'S SLEEPING. 781 00:41:11,079 --> 00:41:13,579 AND NOW, ABBY, YOU WAKE UP. 782 00:41:13,579 --> 00:41:18,500 ♪ 783 00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:20,079 PERFECT. 784 00:41:20,079 --> 00:41:21,289 I LOVE THE STRETCH. 785 00:41:21,289 --> 00:41:24,378 AND NOW THE ELVES. 786 00:41:24,378 --> 00:41:30,000 ♪ 787 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,710 OH, ONE MORE ELF. 788 00:41:32,710 --> 00:41:34,579 ELVES, MAX. 789 00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:44,000 ♪ 790 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,289 OK, GREAT. 791 00:41:45,289 --> 00:41:48,000 NOW WHILE THE ELVES ARE PRETENDING TO PUT THE GIFTS 792 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,579 UNDER THE TREE, ABBY, YOU SAY- 793 00:41:50,579 --> 00:41:53,670 WHERE'S SANTA? 794 00:41:53,670 --> 00:41:56,289 SHHH. 795 00:41:56,289 --> 00:41:58,380 HO HO HO. 796 00:41:58,380 --> 00:41:59,750 VERY NICE. 797 00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:01,039 SIT DOWN. 798 00:42:01,039 --> 00:42:03,829 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 799 00:42:03,829 --> 00:42:05,960 HOW CAN SOMEONE SLIDE DOWN THE CHIMNEY 800 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,539 WITHOUT HURTING THEIRSELVES? 801 00:42:07,539 --> 00:42:11,289 AND IF SANTA'S SO BIG, HOW WILL HE EVEN FIT? 802 00:42:11,289 --> 00:42:19,289 ♪ 803 00:42:19,289 --> 00:42:23,750 WELL, UM, DAD, MAYBE YOU CAN EXPLAIN? 804 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,329 DAD? 805 00:42:29,329 --> 00:42:33,880 [ ♪ ] 806 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:38,539 ♪ 807 00:42:38,539 --> 00:42:40,670 OH NO. 808 00:42:40,670 --> 00:42:41,670 HA HA. 809 00:42:41,670 --> 00:42:44,000 (Children Gasp) 810 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,039 Children: WOW. 811 00:42:45,039 --> 00:42:47,170 YEAH, WOW, YEAH. 812 00:42:47,170 --> 00:42:49,329 PERHAPS IT'S NOT AS HARD TO BELIEVE AS YOU THINK? 813 00:42:53,750 --> 00:42:56,920 OH NO. 814 00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:00,880 EVERYTHING HAS ITS PLACE, AN ORDER. 815 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,000 OH. 816 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,960 HIS SHIRTS FROM LIGHT TO DARK. 817 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,458 OH NO. 818 00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:08,168 THE SHELVES IN THE FRIDGE FROM DAIRY TO MEAT. 819 00:43:08,168 --> 00:43:10,880 I'M SORRY DID YOU SAY ELVES? 820 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,789 SHELVES IN THE FRIDGE, FROM DAIRY TO MEAT. 821 00:43:12,789 --> 00:43:16,960 SHELVES IN THE FRIDGE, FROM D- WHAT? 822 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:20,119 YOU KNOW WHAT, HE EVEN HAS 823 00:43:20,119 --> 00:43:23,579 AN ORDER FOR THE WAY THAT WE, YOU KNOW. 824 00:43:23,579 --> 00:43:25,250 ♪ 825 00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:28,170 (Laughing) 826 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:29,289 - YES? - YEAH. 827 00:43:29,289 --> 00:43:32,079 (Laughing) 828 00:43:34,210 --> 00:43:36,039 HEY. 829 00:43:38,619 --> 00:43:44,000 DAD, WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING? 830 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,539 HELPING. 831 00:43:45,539 --> 00:43:46,579 HELPING? 832 00:43:46,579 --> 00:43:47,960 YEAH. 833 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:53,079 OK, WELL USING YOUR, YOU KNOW, YOUR MAGIC IS NOT HELPING. 834 00:43:53,079 --> 00:43:55,500 IT IS CONFUSING. 835 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:58,960 AND SENDING ALL THE WRONG MESSAGES AND STUFF, SO. 836 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,119 WHAT'S WRONG WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MAGIC? 837 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:08,079 NOTHING, I JUST- 838 00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:12,329 I CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE KNOWING WHO YOU ARE. 839 00:44:12,329 --> 00:44:16,079 I ASSUME YOU'RE REFERRING TO ALEX? 840 00:44:16,079 --> 00:44:19,579 PETER, YOU'RE MARRYING THIS GIRL. 841 00:44:19,579 --> 00:44:22,378 HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN ON KEEPING WHO YOU ARE A SECRET? 842 00:44:22,378 --> 00:44:26,039 ♪ 843 00:44:26,039 --> 00:44:28,878 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT IS A DIFFERENT WORLD NOW. 844 00:44:28,878 --> 00:44:30,289 ♪ 845 00:44:30,289 --> 00:44:33,829 OK, PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT SORT OF STUFF ANYMORE. 846 00:44:33,829 --> 00:44:37,460 EXACTLY, EVERYONE'S LOST TOUCH. 847 00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:41,250 TOO BUSY TO REALIZE THAT EVERY DAY IS MAGIC. 848 00:44:41,250 --> 00:44:42,829 EVERY DAY IS A GIFT. 849 00:44:42,829 --> 00:44:52,250 ♪ 850 00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:55,210 [ ♪ ] 851 00:44:55,210 --> 00:45:03,378 ♪ 852 00:45:03,378 --> 00:45:04,500 Alex: IT WAS INCREDIBLE. 853 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:05,500 Steven: IT SURE WAS. 854 00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:07,329 Peter: HEY, WE'RE BACK. 855 00:45:07,329 --> 00:45:08,710 WHAT, WHAT WAS INCREDIBLE? 856 00:45:08,710 --> 00:45:09,710 DAD AND I-- 857 00:45:09,710 --> 00:45:11,119 AND EDWARD. 858 00:45:11,119 --> 00:45:12,960 FOUND EVIDENCE OF A COLLIDING 859 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,250 NEUTRON STAR READY TO IMPLODE. 860 00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:18,878 WOW, THAT IS INCREDIBLE. 861 00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:25,960 UH, YOU, SO GOOD AT NEUTRON STUFF. 862 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,750 THANK YOU. 863 00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:30,460 GRANDPA CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY TODAY. 864 00:45:30,460 --> 00:45:32,380 - WHAT? - PARDON? 865 00:45:32,380 --> 00:45:36,539 [ ♪ ] 866 00:45:36,539 --> 00:45:38,000 Peter: BE RIGHT BACK. 867 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:45,210 ♪ 868 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:46,539 PETER? 869 00:45:46,539 --> 00:45:56,670 ♪ 870 00:45:56,670 --> 00:45:59,329 PETER, WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? 871 00:45:59,329 --> 00:46:02,208 UH, ALEX, I CAN EXPLAIN. 872 00:46:02,208 --> 00:46:04,039 IS THAT A SLEIGH? 873 00:46:04,039 --> 00:46:05,619 SORT OF. 874 00:46:05,619 --> 00:46:08,210 SORT OF A LONG STORY. 875 00:46:08,210 --> 00:46:09,880 WHAT IS GOING ON OUT HERE? 876 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:10,918 WHOA. 877 00:46:10,918 --> 00:46:12,539 PETER, HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR MOTHER? 878 00:46:12,539 --> 00:46:13,829 MM-HMM. 879 00:46:16,750 --> 00:46:18,329 WHAT IS THIS? 880 00:46:18,329 --> 00:46:19,579 UM, IT'S OUR SLEIGH-- 881 00:46:19,579 --> 00:46:22,420 THAT I WAS GOING TO SURPRISE YOU WITH, A SLEIGH RIDE. 882 00:46:22,420 --> 00:46:25,000 SURPRISE! 883 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,829 ♪ DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪ 884 00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:32,329 TURNS OUT THE OLD RIDE NEEDS A BIT OF FIXING. 885 00:46:32,329 --> 00:46:33,329 (Alex Laughs) 886 00:46:33,329 --> 00:46:34,670 COOL. 887 00:46:40,039 --> 00:46:43,750 I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING NOT QUITE RIGHT ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE. 888 00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:45,710 I MEAN, DID YOU SEE THAT THING? 889 00:46:45,710 --> 00:46:48,710 IT'S NOT LIKE ANY SLEIGH I'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE. 890 00:46:48,710 --> 00:46:51,380 MAYBE IT'S THE LATEST THING. 891 00:46:51,380 --> 00:46:53,210 I DON'T KNOW. 892 00:46:53,210 --> 00:46:55,670 PETER JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE. 893 00:46:55,670 --> 00:46:57,579 GO ON A SLEIGH RIDE. 894 00:46:57,579 --> 00:46:59,000 HMM, THEY MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. 895 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,289 AND LOOK AT THIS THING, I MEAN, IT'S HARDLY A NORMAL SLEIGH. 896 00:47:01,289 --> 00:47:03,789 LOOK, SON, WE UNDERSTAND YOUR POSITION. 897 00:47:03,789 --> 00:47:05,418 - DO YOU? DO YOU DAD? - YEAH. 898 00:47:05,418 --> 00:47:08,000 BECAUSE I LOVE THIS GIRL. 899 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,960 AND RIGHT NOW I'M GUESSING STEVEN IS IN THERE COMING UP 900 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,329 WITH ALL SORTS OF REASONS WHY THIS, US, 901 00:47:13,329 --> 00:47:16,039 ME, ISN'T GOING TO WORK. 902 00:47:16,039 --> 00:47:17,420 SING ALONGS. 903 00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:18,420 VIDEO GAMES. 904 00:47:18,420 --> 00:47:20,500 DESSERT FOR DINNER, AND NOW THIS. 905 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:21,500 I KNOW DAD. 906 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:22,579 THEY'RE A BIT. 907 00:47:22,579 --> 00:47:24,250 NUTS, THAT'S WHAT THEY MUST THINK WE ARE. 908 00:47:24,250 --> 00:47:26,420 WE COULD TONE IT DOWN A LITTLE. 909 00:47:26,420 --> 00:47:28,329 DO YOU THINK? 910 00:47:28,329 --> 00:47:29,500 FOR ME. 911 00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:31,750 I MEAN, WE CAN'T BE THAT DIFFERENT, CAN WE? 912 00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:38,039 ♪ 913 00:47:44,750 --> 00:47:47,670 [ ♪ ] 914 00:47:47,670 --> 00:47:51,880 ♪ 915 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,710 - MOM? - UH-HUH. 916 00:47:53,710 --> 00:47:54,750 CAN I TALK TO YOU? 917 00:47:54,750 --> 00:47:57,750 UH-HUH. 918 00:47:57,750 --> 00:48:01,119 SO DO WE HAVE SOME PRE-MARITAL ISSUES TO WORK OUT? 919 00:48:01,119 --> 00:48:03,710 NO, IT'S ABOUT DAD. 920 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:09,380 HE JUST DOESN'T WANT YOU MAKING ANY MISTAKES, ALEX. 921 00:48:09,380 --> 00:48:12,500 PETER IS NOT A MISTAKE, MOM. 922 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:15,918 NO, HE'S NOT A HARVARD GRADUATE, AND YES, 923 00:48:15,918 --> 00:48:17,710 HE LOVES TO PLAY HIDE AND GO SEEK, 924 00:48:17,710 --> 00:48:21,079 BUT THAT IS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HIM. 925 00:48:21,079 --> 00:48:24,079 MOM, PETER, HE'S NEVER TRIED TO BE SOMETHING THAT HE ISN'T, 926 00:48:24,079 --> 00:48:28,210 AND HE JUST DIDN'T HAVE TO. 927 00:48:28,210 --> 00:48:31,960 AND MAYBE THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR DAD. 928 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:35,000 BUT IT IS MORE THAN GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 929 00:48:38,539 --> 00:48:41,329 WELL YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER, WHEN HE'S ON A MISSION. 930 00:48:44,579 --> 00:48:46,789 BUT I WILL TRY TO WORK ON HIM. 931 00:48:49,670 --> 00:48:51,079 THANK YOU. 932 00:48:56,750 --> 00:48:58,119 IS THAT GINGERBREAD? 933 00:48:58,119 --> 00:48:59,460 NOW, YOU GO ON INSIDE, 934 00:48:59,460 --> 00:49:01,418 AND DON'T YOU WORRY ANOTHER MINUTE ABOUT YOUR FATHER, 935 00:49:01,418 --> 00:49:02,710 I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. 936 00:49:02,710 --> 00:49:04,208 OFF YOU GO. GO. 937 00:49:04,208 --> 00:49:05,619 THANK YOU. 938 00:49:25,289 --> 00:49:29,210 (Gargling) 939 00:49:30,420 --> 00:49:31,710 HOO. 940 00:49:33,829 --> 00:49:35,460 Mrs. Claus: HONEY. 941 00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:39,960 I'M WAITING. 942 00:49:42,420 --> 00:49:44,579 - WHOA. - DO YOU LIKE THIS ONE? 943 00:49:44,579 --> 00:49:45,880 I DO. 944 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:51,039 [ ♪ ] 945 00:49:51,039 --> 00:49:56,170 ♪ 946 00:49:56,170 --> 00:50:06,250 ♪ 947 00:50:06,250 --> 00:50:16,250 ♪ 948 00:50:16,250 --> 00:50:26,289 ♪ 949 00:50:26,289 --> 00:50:36,250 ♪ 950 00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:46,250 ♪ 951 00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:56,289 ♪ 952 00:50:56,289 --> 00:51:02,500 ♪ 953 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,119 [Tools Clanging] 954 00:51:29,210 --> 00:51:36,460 ♪ 955 00:51:36,460 --> 00:51:46,329 ♪ 956 00:51:46,329 --> 00:51:55,670 ♪ 957 00:51:58,460 --> 00:52:00,170 WHOA, THANK YOU. 958 00:52:00,170 --> 00:52:01,168 YOU'RE WELCOME. 959 00:52:06,039 --> 00:52:08,918 MMM, HOT COCOA. 960 00:52:08,918 --> 00:52:10,250 GREAT, THANKS. 961 00:52:10,250 --> 00:52:11,619 YOU'RE WELCOME. 962 00:52:18,829 --> 00:52:20,119 YOU KNOW I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY NICE OF PETER 963 00:52:20,119 --> 00:52:23,170 WANTING TO SURPRISE US WITH A SLEIGH RIDE. 964 00:52:23,170 --> 00:52:26,329 I'VE NEVER BEEN ON ONE BEFORE. 965 00:52:26,329 --> 00:52:27,829 ESPECIALLY LIKE THIS. 966 00:52:27,829 --> 00:52:30,378 YEAH, WELL THIS ONE IS SPECIAL. 967 00:52:30,378 --> 00:52:32,920 BEEN IN THE FAMILY A LONG TIME. 968 00:52:36,170 --> 00:52:39,670 YOU KNOW MAX KEEPS BUGGING ME FOR A GROWN UP TOOL SET. 969 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:43,920 I THINK HE NEEDS TO WAIT UNTIL HE'S OLDER THOUGH. 970 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:47,329 ALEX, MAX IS FAR OLDER THAN HIS YEARS ALREADY. 971 00:52:47,329 --> 00:52:50,329 IT'S NOT VERY OFTEN YOU FIND A SIX YEAR OLD 972 00:52:50,329 --> 00:52:53,829 WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS. 973 00:52:53,829 --> 00:52:57,829 YES, WELL MY DAD THINKS THAT CHILDREN 974 00:52:57,829 --> 00:53:02,208 SHOULD KNOW WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S NOT REAL. 975 00:53:02,208 --> 00:53:07,039 SO, HE TOLD YOU TO STOP BELIEVING TOO, AND YOU DID. 976 00:53:08,579 --> 00:53:11,250 WHEN MY DAD FIRST TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS 977 00:53:11,250 --> 00:53:13,168 NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS, 978 00:53:13,168 --> 00:53:16,878 I STARTED WRITING LETTERS TO SANTA EVERY YEAR, 979 00:53:16,878 --> 00:53:19,829 BEGGING HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF. 980 00:53:19,829 --> 00:53:22,119 I'D EVEN SEARCH THE SKIES FOR THE CHRISTMAS STAR. 981 00:53:22,119 --> 00:53:25,710 ♪ 982 00:53:25,710 --> 00:53:28,460 BUT SANTA NEVER SHOWED HIMSELF, 983 00:53:28,460 --> 00:53:31,539 AND NEITHER DID THE STAR. 984 00:53:31,539 --> 00:53:37,119 AND THAT WAS WHEN I KNEW THAT MY FATHER MUST BE RIGHT. 985 00:53:37,119 --> 00:53:39,000 AND I'VE NEVER DOUBTED MY DAD SINCE. 986 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,210 ♪ 987 00:53:41,210 --> 00:53:45,210 ALEX, IS THERE ANYTHING THAT COULD GET YOU TO BELIEVE AGAIN? 988 00:53:45,210 --> 00:53:46,960 ♪ 989 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:54,960 UM, HONESTLY, THE DAY THAT I BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS AGAIN 990 00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:58,329 IS THE DAY THAT I SEE HIM WITH MY VERY OWN EYES. 991 00:53:58,329 --> 00:54:00,710 ♪ 992 00:54:00,710 --> 00:54:02,079 OR THE CHRISTMAS STAR. 993 00:54:02,079 --> 00:54:03,960 ♪ 994 00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,829 AND I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 995 00:54:06,829 --> 00:54:09,039 ♪ 996 00:54:09,039 --> 00:54:11,210 ANYWAY, GOOD NIGHT. 997 00:54:11,210 --> 00:54:12,789 - ALRIGHT THEN. - GOOD LUCK. 998 00:54:12,789 --> 00:54:14,579 THANKS, YEAH, WE'LL GET 'ER GOING. 999 00:54:14,579 --> 00:54:17,039 ♪ 1000 00:54:17,039 --> 00:54:18,539 [Banging] 1001 00:54:18,539 --> 00:54:19,878 EASY. 1002 00:54:19,878 --> 00:54:21,579 ALRIGHT. NO SWEAT. 1003 00:54:21,579 --> 00:54:23,460 ♪ 1004 00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:26,420 AHHHH. 1005 00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:32,460 ♪ 1006 00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:40,710 (Screaming) 1007 00:54:40,710 --> 00:54:44,250 [ ♪ ] 1008 00:54:44,250 --> 00:54:48,539 ♪ 1009 00:54:48,539 --> 00:54:50,579 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, WAIT FOR YOU IN THE GARAGE? 1010 00:54:50,579 --> 00:54:51,579 NO. 1011 00:54:51,579 --> 00:54:52,750 BUT, BUT-- 1012 00:54:52,750 --> 00:54:55,119 YOU CAN'T BE HERE, YOU CAN'T BE IN MY BED. 1013 00:54:55,119 --> 00:54:56,380 LINDA, WHAT IF ALEX SAW? 1014 00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:58,579 I'VE BEEN TRYING, BUT IT'S NOT WORKING PETER. 1015 00:54:58,579 --> 00:55:00,000 LINDA, YOU COULD RUIN EVERYTHING. 1016 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,000 IF ALEX-- 1017 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,000 (Linda Sneezes) 1018 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,119 SHH, SHH. 1019 00:55:03,119 --> 00:55:05,710 SORRY, BUT MY ALLERGIES ARE KILLING ME. 1020 00:55:05,710 --> 00:55:06,829 (Linda about to sneeze) 1021 00:55:06,829 --> 00:55:08,250 SHH. 1022 00:55:08,250 --> 00:55:10,460 LET ME HELP, THERE'S SOMETHING IN YOUR- 1023 00:55:10,460 --> 00:55:12,039 YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR HAIR. 1024 00:55:12,039 --> 00:55:15,210 ♪ 1025 00:55:15,210 --> 00:55:17,289 LINDA, YOU CAN'T BE IN MY BED. 1026 00:55:17,289 --> 00:55:18,539 I'M TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU. 1027 00:55:18,539 --> 00:55:20,378 I KNOW, BUT- 1028 00:55:20,378 --> 00:55:23,420 - NO, NO, NO... - (Linda Sneezes) 1029 00:55:23,420 --> 00:55:24,579 JUST GIVE ME YOUR FACE. 1030 00:55:24,579 --> 00:55:25,619 I'M SORRY. 1031 00:55:25,619 --> 00:55:26,878 THIS COULD RUIN EVERYTHING. 1032 00:55:26,878 --> 00:55:28,119 YOU CAN'T BE HERE. YOU HAVE TO GO. 1033 00:55:28,119 --> 00:55:29,119 Alex: PETER. 1034 00:55:29,119 --> 00:55:31,378 ♪ 1035 00:55:31,378 --> 00:55:33,380 PETER. PETER. 1036 00:55:33,380 --> 00:55:35,380 HIDE, GO, GO, GO. 1037 00:55:35,380 --> 00:55:46,329 ♪ 1038 00:55:46,329 --> 00:55:56,329 ♪ 1039 00:55:56,329 --> 00:56:00,289 ♪ 1040 00:56:00,289 --> 00:56:01,878 JUST LET ME HANG ON TO THESE FOR A LITTLE WHILE 1041 00:56:01,878 --> 00:56:04,079 UNTIL I FINISH MY BACKGROUND WORK. 1042 00:56:04,079 --> 00:56:06,918 YES, OF COURSE. 1043 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:19,420 [ ♪ ] 1044 00:56:19,420 --> 00:56:34,500 ♪ 1045 00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:36,250 MOM, DO YOU THINK IT'S REALLY TRUE 1046 00:56:36,250 --> 00:56:38,420 THAT THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS? 1047 00:56:38,420 --> 00:56:41,079 ♪ 1048 00:56:41,079 --> 00:56:43,750 I DON'T KNOW, MAX, 1049 00:56:43,750 --> 00:56:48,500 BUT I THINK THAT STRANGER THINGS HAVE PROBABLY HAPPENED. 1050 00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:52,000 I GUESS THINGS DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO BE EXPLAINED. 1051 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:55,880 ♪ 1052 00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,500 COME HERE, SWEETHEART. 1053 00:56:57,500 --> 00:56:58,500 GIMME A HUG. 1054 00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:01,000 OH, I LOVE YOU. 1055 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,079 HAVE A GOOD SLEEP. 1056 00:57:02,079 --> 00:57:04,119 OK, CAN YOU HOP DOWN? 1057 00:57:04,119 --> 00:57:05,208 BIG HOP. 1058 00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,289 [ ♪ ] 1059 00:57:21,289 --> 00:57:23,710 HI SIS. 1060 00:57:23,710 --> 00:57:25,500 IT WAS INCREDIBLE. 1061 00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:27,829 THERE I WAS, HOLDING A SAMSANA POSE, 1062 00:57:27,829 --> 00:57:30,539 AS AN ACTRESS, YOGA HELPS ME GET INTO CHARACTER, 1063 00:57:30,539 --> 00:57:33,539 WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN TWO TURTLE DOVES 1064 00:57:33,539 --> 00:57:36,960 DESCENDED FROM THE CLOUDS, AND DELIVERED ME A MESSAGE, 1065 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,619 THAT MY DEAR BABY SISTER IS ABOUT TO BE MARRIED, 1066 00:57:39,619 --> 00:57:42,079 AND WANTS ME TO COME JOIN THE FAMILY. 1067 00:57:44,710 --> 00:57:47,539 WELL I, FOR ONE, AM THRILLED THAT YOU COULD JOIN US, 1068 00:57:47,539 --> 00:57:49,670 ESPECIALLY HERE AT CHRISTMAS TIME. 1069 00:57:49,670 --> 00:57:52,119 [ ♪ ] 1070 00:57:52,119 --> 00:57:54,880 OH, WOW. 1071 00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:57,329 WHAT? WHAT? WHAT IS IT? 1072 00:57:57,329 --> 00:58:01,378 YOUR AURA, IT'S... 1073 00:58:01,378 --> 00:58:03,458 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. 1074 00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:05,579 Mrs. Claus: WELL SWEETHEART HE IS MERRY. 1075 00:58:05,579 --> 00:58:07,878 WELL I, FOR ONE, HAVE HEARD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH BULL-- 1076 00:58:07,878 --> 00:58:10,918 COME ON, VIKI, I WILL PULL OUT THE SOFA 1077 00:58:10,918 --> 00:58:12,380 IN THE FAMILY ROOM FOR YOU. 1078 00:58:17,579 --> 00:58:19,750 Mrs. Claus: YOU STILL GOT IT HONEY. 1079 00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:21,460 OH, STOP. 1080 00:58:21,460 --> 00:58:27,579 ♪ 1081 00:58:27,579 --> 00:58:31,789 [ ♪ ] 1082 00:58:31,789 --> 00:58:36,289 ♪ 1083 00:58:36,289 --> 00:58:44,250 ♪ 1084 00:58:44,250 --> 00:58:45,380 Alex: WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP TO? 1085 00:58:45,380 --> 00:58:47,119 GETTING READY FOR CHRISTMAS. 1086 00:58:47,119 --> 00:58:48,960 YEAH, WE'RE HANGING STOCKINGS TOO. 1087 00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:49,960 WHERE IS YOURS? 1088 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,420 WE'VE GOT A SPOT FOR IT RIGHT THERE. 1089 00:58:51,420 --> 00:58:55,210 I AM NOT QUITE SURE WHERE I PUT IT. 1090 00:58:55,210 --> 00:58:56,960 WHERE IS AUNT VIKI? 1091 00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:58,619 ON THE ROOF. 1092 00:58:58,619 --> 00:59:00,619 ♪ 1093 00:59:03,458 --> 00:59:05,829 [Whirring] 1094 00:59:31,079 --> 00:59:32,920 [ ♪ ] 1095 00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:36,250 ♪ 1096 00:59:36,250 --> 00:59:46,250 ♪ 1097 00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:56,250 ♪ 1098 00:59:56,250 --> 01:00:06,329 ♪ 1099 01:00:06,329 --> 01:00:13,789 ♪ 1100 01:00:13,789 --> 01:00:14,789 [ ♪ ] 1101 01:00:14,789 --> 01:00:17,789 I LIKE IT, WHAT DO YOU THINK MR. C? 1102 01:00:17,789 --> 01:00:20,250 WELL, WE'RE NEARLY DONE. 1103 01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:22,500 ALL WE NEED NOW IS A LITTLE BIT OF GLITZ. 1104 01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:23,500 I KNOW. 1105 01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:31,289 ♪ 1106 01:00:31,289 --> 01:00:41,670 ♪ 1107 01:00:41,670 --> 01:00:51,380 ♪ 1108 01:00:51,380 --> 01:00:59,500 ♪ 1109 01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:03,750 HEY MAX, WHERE'S THAT GLITZ? 1110 01:01:03,750 --> 01:01:08,789 ♪ 1111 01:01:08,789 --> 01:01:11,119 MAX, NICE. 1112 01:01:11,119 --> 01:01:12,500 YES! 1113 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:14,668 Mr. Claus: MAX, WE'RE ALMOST DONE, COME ON. 1114 01:01:14,668 --> 01:01:24,170 ♪ 1115 01:01:26,750 --> 01:01:29,789 HEY, COME TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. 1116 01:01:29,789 --> 01:01:33,750 THIS IS MY SERIOUS LOOK, THIS IS MY FUN, PLAYFUL LOOK. 1117 01:01:36,210 --> 01:01:39,170 UM, THAT ONE. 1118 01:01:39,170 --> 01:01:41,880 I LIKE THE PLAYFUL ONE TOO. 1119 01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:43,420 HERE. 1120 01:01:43,420 --> 01:01:44,420 OH, THANK YOU. 1121 01:01:47,420 --> 01:01:49,250 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN STUDYING PETER'S AURA. 1122 01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:52,960 HE'S DEFINITELY DESTINED TO DO GREAT THINGS. 1123 01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:54,670 REALLY? 1124 01:01:54,670 --> 01:01:56,420 LIKE A PROMOTION? 1125 01:01:56,420 --> 01:01:58,079 BIGGER. 1126 01:01:58,079 --> 01:01:59,710 SCHOOL PRINCIPAL? 1127 01:01:59,710 --> 01:02:01,329 BIGGER. 1128 01:02:01,329 --> 01:02:02,579 Peter: HEY DAD. 1129 01:02:02,579 --> 01:02:04,119 YEAH? 1130 01:02:04,119 --> 01:02:05,119 DAD! 1131 01:02:05,119 --> 01:02:07,168 YEAH? 1132 01:02:07,168 --> 01:02:08,579 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1133 01:02:08,579 --> 01:02:11,000 EASY THERE, THOSE ARE MY GOOD PANTS. 1134 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:14,880 ♪ 1135 01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:16,289 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1136 01:02:16,289 --> 01:02:17,750 I COULD HAVE SWORN I LEFT THE 1137 01:02:17,750 --> 01:02:19,000 NAUGHTY OR NICE BOOK AROUND HERE. 1138 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,289 WHAT? 1139 01:02:20,289 --> 01:02:22,539 YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE STUFF LIKE THAT LYING AROUND. 1140 01:02:22,539 --> 01:02:23,920 PETER, RELAX. 1141 01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:26,960 AH, AH, I'LL GO LOOK FOR IT. 1142 01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:29,670 OK. BREATHE. 1143 01:02:29,670 --> 01:02:32,579 LOOK HEY, YOU SEE MAX, TELL HIM I'M WAITING FOR HIM. 1144 01:02:32,579 --> 01:02:38,250 ♪ 1145 01:02:38,250 --> 01:02:40,710 HI, HI. 1146 01:02:40,710 --> 01:02:44,079 ♪ 1147 01:02:44,079 --> 01:02:45,880 I'M HERE. 1148 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:48,710 Alex: YOU KNOW, PETER REALLY DOES DESERVE A PROMOTION. 1149 01:02:48,710 --> 01:02:54,039 HE IS SO GREAT WITH THOSE KIDS, AND MAX. 1150 01:02:54,039 --> 01:02:58,289 HE DOESN'T PRETEND, YOU KNOW, HE NEVER HAS. 1151 01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:04,500 THIS ONE NIGHT, WHEN I WAS OUT BACK, 1152 01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:07,168 RECORDING A METEOR SHOWER, 1153 01:03:07,168 --> 01:03:10,210 HE CAME OUTSIDE, 1154 01:03:10,210 --> 01:03:16,079 AND I MUST HAVE BABBLED ON TO HIM LIKE SOME PBS SPECIAL. 1155 01:03:16,079 --> 01:03:19,119 ♪ 1156 01:03:19,119 --> 01:03:22,750 HE DIDN'T TRY TO ACT LIKE HE KNEW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT, 1157 01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:26,289 HE JUST LISTENED. 1158 01:03:26,289 --> 01:03:30,789 AND THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I KNEW I WAS FALLING IN LOVE. 1159 01:03:30,789 --> 01:03:34,289 ♪ 1160 01:03:34,289 --> 01:03:35,500 MOM? 1161 01:03:35,500 --> 01:03:46,829 ♪ 1162 01:03:46,829 --> 01:03:48,789 HMM. 1163 01:03:52,039 --> 01:03:53,670 WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? 1164 01:03:53,670 --> 01:03:54,710 UNDER YOUR DAD'S BED. 1165 01:03:54,710 --> 01:03:57,250 OR SHOULD I SAY SANTA'S BED? 1166 01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:58,710 DON'T BE SILLY MAX. 1167 01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:01,668 NOW, YOU YOURSELF SAID THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS. 1168 01:04:01,668 --> 01:04:05,168 RESULTS OF DEDUCTION, GRANDPA'S GROWING BELLY, 1169 01:04:05,168 --> 01:04:07,168 HIS ABILITY TO FLY DOWN A CHIMNEY, 1170 01:04:07,168 --> 01:04:09,119 HIS SLEIGH IN THE GARAGE, 1171 01:04:09,119 --> 01:04:11,918 AND I STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE A BEARD YET. 1172 01:04:11,918 --> 01:04:15,329 OH, LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT THIS. 1173 01:04:15,329 --> 01:04:18,500 OK, OK, FINE. 1174 01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:21,829 ♪ 1175 01:04:21,829 --> 01:04:23,039 MY DAD IS SANTA CLAUS. 1176 01:04:23,039 --> 01:04:25,119 ♪ 1177 01:04:25,119 --> 01:04:27,670 AND THE BEARD THING, IT'S ITCHY, SO IT'S A ONE NIGHT THING. 1178 01:04:27,670 --> 01:04:31,039 BUT I MEAN, YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO TELL EVERYONE THAT. 1179 01:04:31,039 --> 01:04:33,880 I MEAN, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE BELIEVED ME, AND YOU'RE SIX. 1180 01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:35,789 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL YOUR MOM? 1181 01:04:35,789 --> 01:04:38,619 AH, BY THE WAY, YOUR FUTURE IN-LAWS 1182 01:04:38,619 --> 01:04:40,960 CAN'T MAKE IT FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR 1183 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:42,380 BECAUSE THEY'RE BUSY SLIDING DOWN CHIMNEYS, 1184 01:04:42,380 --> 01:04:43,380 DELIVERING PRESENTS. 1185 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:45,460 IT'S EASY, GET THE SLEIGH WORKING, 1186 01:04:45,460 --> 01:04:48,380 THEN SHE'LL BELIEVE YOU. 1187 01:04:48,380 --> 01:04:52,380 [ ♪ ] 1188 01:04:52,380 --> 01:05:01,250 ♪ 1189 01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:11,168 ♪ 1190 01:05:11,168 --> 01:05:20,500 ♪ 1191 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:23,500 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 1192 01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:25,000 IT'S REAL. 1193 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,170 ♪ 1194 01:05:27,170 --> 01:05:29,119 IT'S REALLY REAL. 1195 01:05:29,119 --> 01:05:40,500 ♪ 1196 01:05:41,710 --> 01:05:43,039 Steven: IT'S ALL THERE. 1197 01:05:43,039 --> 01:05:44,039 WHAT? 1198 01:05:44,039 --> 01:05:45,380 NOTHING. 1199 01:05:45,380 --> 01:05:47,920 THERE'S NOTHING IN ANY DATABASE ANYWHERE ABOUT THIS MAN 1200 01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:50,170 THAT YOU WOULD HAVE US CALL YOUR FUTURE FATHER IN-LAW. 1201 01:05:50,170 --> 01:05:53,380 THERE'S NO BIRTH RECORDS, THERE'S NO TAX RECORDS, NOTHING. 1202 01:05:53,380 --> 01:05:55,539 I COULDN'T EVEN FIND ANYTHING ABOUT THIS SO CALLED FAMILY 1203 01:05:55,539 --> 01:05:57,539 BUSINESS THAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING. 1204 01:05:57,539 --> 01:05:59,539 EVEN HIS DNA IS INCONCLUSIVE. 1205 01:05:59,539 --> 01:06:01,418 DAD, DAD, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1206 01:06:01,418 --> 01:06:02,619 ALEX... 1207 01:06:05,329 --> 01:06:08,289 HE'S A CON MAN. 1208 01:06:08,289 --> 01:06:09,960 DAD, I REALLY DON'T THINK-- 1209 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:12,710 LOOK AT WHAT THEY'VE BEEN DOING TO YOUR SON, 1210 01:06:12,710 --> 01:06:15,789 ALL THESE DISTURBING NOTIONS THAT HE'S BEEN HAVING. 1211 01:06:15,789 --> 01:06:18,170 DAD, BELIEVING IN SANTA IS NOT DISTURBING. 1212 01:06:18,170 --> 01:06:19,829 ALEX, TRUST ME, 1213 01:06:19,829 --> 01:06:22,878 THESE PEOPLE ARE LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM WHO WE ARE. 1214 01:06:22,878 --> 01:06:24,920 I DON'T CARE DAD. 1215 01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:27,378 I LIKE THEM. 1216 01:06:27,378 --> 01:06:30,250 AND IF YOU DON'T, WELL THEN, 1217 01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:32,210 THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH US. 1218 01:06:32,210 --> 01:06:33,380 ALEX. 1219 01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:34,380 I- NO. 1220 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,329 ALEX, THE SPENCERS WILL NOT MARRY 1221 01:06:40,329 --> 01:06:42,500 INTO THAT LUDICROUS FAMILY. 1222 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:45,500 I'LL SHOW HIM, I'LL MAKE THIS 1223 01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:48,960 THE MOST CHRISTMASY CHRISTMAS EVER. 1224 01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:52,170 WE ARE GOING TO GO CAROLING, SINGING TO ALL OF THE NEIGHBORS, 1225 01:06:52,170 --> 01:06:55,039 AND THERE WILL BE- THERE WILL BE SNOWMEN, 1226 01:06:55,039 --> 01:06:57,170 A WHOLE FAMILY OF SNOWMEN, 1227 01:06:57,170 --> 01:06:59,789 AND THERE WILL BE COOKIES AND MILK FOR SANTA, 1228 01:06:59,789 --> 01:07:01,000 AND THERE WILL BE- 1229 01:07:07,918 --> 01:07:11,710 [ ♪ ] 1230 01:07:11,710 --> 01:07:21,329 ♪ 1231 01:07:21,329 --> 01:07:30,329 ♪ 1232 01:07:30,329 --> 01:07:34,329 [Engine Struggling] 1233 01:07:34,329 --> 01:07:37,420 [Door Opens] 1234 01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:40,789 ALEX, HEY. 1235 01:07:40,789 --> 01:07:43,789 JUST THE GAL I WAS LOOKING FOR, COME HERE. 1236 01:07:43,789 --> 01:07:46,829 I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 1237 01:07:46,829 --> 01:07:50,539 NOW, I KNOW THIS IS GONNA BE HARD TO BELIEVE, 1238 01:07:50,539 --> 01:07:53,500 BUT JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE. 1239 01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:55,170 I THINK IT'S KIND OF- 1240 01:07:59,250 --> 01:08:01,378 [ ♪ ] 1241 01:08:01,378 --> 01:08:11,918 ♪ 1242 01:08:11,918 --> 01:08:14,079 THIS IS, THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. 1243 01:08:14,079 --> 01:08:17,038 WHAT IS IT? 1244 01:08:17,038 --> 01:08:20,619 UM, LINDA, SHE'S A- 1245 01:08:20,619 --> 01:08:24,920 SHE'S WHAT, PETER? 1246 01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,828 ALEX, I CAN EXPLAIN. 1247 01:08:27,828 --> 01:08:32,750 HOW, WITH LIES? 1248 01:08:32,750 --> 01:08:34,460 BECAUSE IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY 1249 01:08:34,460 --> 01:08:36,618 ARE PRETTY GOOD AT COVERING THINGS UP. 1250 01:08:39,288 --> 01:08:44,788 THAT'S RIGHT, MY DAD DID A LITTLE RESEARCH, 1251 01:08:44,788 --> 01:08:48,288 AND IT TURNS OUT THAT YOUR DAD DOESN'T EVEN EXIST. 1252 01:08:48,288 --> 01:08:50,710 WELL, NOT EXACTLY. 1253 01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:53,000 I STOOD UP FOR YOU, PETER. 1254 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,920 I TOLD MY DAD THAT I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN 1255 01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:58,880 ANY OF HIS BACKGROUND CHECKS. 1256 01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:02,378 BUT IT TURNS OUT HE WAS RIGHT. 1257 01:09:02,378 --> 01:09:04,710 WE ARE LIGHT YEARS APART. 1258 01:09:04,710 --> 01:09:08,710 ♪ 1259 01:09:08,710 --> 01:09:10,079 HE'S SANTA CLAUS! 1260 01:09:10,079 --> 01:09:13,380 ♪ 1261 01:09:13,380 --> 01:09:14,750 MY DAD. 1262 01:09:14,750 --> 01:09:20,038 ♪ 1263 01:09:20,038 --> 01:09:25,378 AND THIS IS, THIS IS AN ELF. 1264 01:09:25,378 --> 01:09:27,288 ♪ 1265 01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:29,250 I WAS ACTUALLY HOPING THAT LINDA 1266 01:09:29,250 --> 01:09:31,420 WOULD GET THE SLEIGH FIXED SO THAT-- 1267 01:09:31,420 --> 01:09:33,038 SANTA CLAUS. 1268 01:09:33,038 --> 01:09:34,710 YOU'RE SERIOUS? 1269 01:09:34,710 --> 01:09:36,750 ♪ 1270 01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:38,960 I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP. 1271 01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:41,538 HERE, WATCH, WATCH. 1272 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,380 ALEX, COME ON. 1273 01:09:45,380 --> 01:09:47,288 ALEX. 1274 01:09:47,288 --> 01:09:50,288 JUST LET ME EXPLAIN. 1275 01:09:50,288 --> 01:09:51,618 PLEASE. 1276 01:09:51,618 --> 01:09:54,920 ♪ 1277 01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:58,118 DAD, DO SOMETHING, SOME MAGIC OR SOMETHING. 1278 01:09:58,118 --> 01:09:59,538 MOM, HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH. 1279 01:09:59,538 --> 01:10:00,920 WHAT IS GOING ON? 1280 01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:03,750 YOU TOLD HIM THAT YOUR DAD WAS SANTA CLAUS. 1281 01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:05,289 HE IS SANTA CLAUS, MOM. 1282 01:10:05,289 --> 01:10:08,000 I KNEW IT, I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. 1283 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,960 HOW COULD YOU TOY WITH HIM LIKE THAT? 1284 01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:11,250 I- 1285 01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:14,538 ♪ 1286 01:10:14,538 --> 01:10:18,750 ALRIGHT, I THINK IT'S TIME YOU ALL LEFT. 1287 01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:21,038 TAKE YOUR LITTLE SLEIGH WITH YOU. 1288 01:10:21,038 --> 01:10:22,038 MR. SPENCER. 1289 01:10:22,038 --> 01:10:24,000 WE'LL HAVE IT OUT BY CHRISTMAS EVE. 1290 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:34,078 ♪ 1291 01:10:37,038 --> 01:10:41,920 [ ♪ ] 1292 01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:51,380 ♪ 1293 01:10:51,380 --> 01:11:01,418 ♪ 1294 01:11:01,418 --> 01:11:11,329 ♪ 1295 01:11:11,329 --> 01:11:21,328 ♪ 1296 01:11:21,328 --> 01:11:26,960 ♪ 1297 01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:31,378 EDWARD, DID YOU TRACK THAT METEOR 1298 01:11:31,378 --> 01:11:33,170 THE DAY MY IN-LAWS CAME IN? 1299 01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:48,250 WHAT'S THIS? 1300 01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:51,500 LISTEN, I KNOW IT'S ONLY BEEN A COUPLE OF DAYS 1301 01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:52,960 SINCE YOU AND PETER BROKE UP. 1302 01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:54,500 HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT ME AND PETER? 1303 01:11:54,500 --> 01:11:56,000 YOUR FATHER, HE TOLD ME. 1304 01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:00,250 OF COURSE HE DID. 1305 01:12:00,250 --> 01:12:03,039 HE SEES WHAT GOOD SENSE WE MAKE TOGETHER, AND YOU WILL TOO. 1306 01:12:03,039 --> 01:12:05,208 YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE US A CHANCE. 1307 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:24,960 I GAVE US A CHANCE, REMEMBER? 1308 01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:26,378 I DON'T LOVE YOU, EDWARD, 1309 01:12:26,378 --> 01:12:31,250 I DIDN'T BACK THEN, AND I DON'T NOW. 1310 01:12:31,250 --> 01:12:34,618 IS THIS ABOUT PETER? 1311 01:12:34,618 --> 01:12:35,788 BECAUSE IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN, 1312 01:12:35,788 --> 01:12:37,750 HE'S THE ONE WHO FOOLED AROUND ON YOU. 1313 01:12:41,788 --> 01:12:44,038 I TOOK THE PICTURES. 1314 01:12:45,460 --> 01:12:47,710 YOU TOOK THE PICTURES? 1315 01:12:47,710 --> 01:12:50,618 WELL I HADN'T PLANNED ON WITNESSING-- 1316 01:12:50,618 --> 01:12:51,828 GO. 1317 01:12:51,828 --> 01:12:53,618 DON'T YOU WANT TO DO YOUR FATHER PROUD? 1318 01:12:53,618 --> 01:12:55,170 YOU'RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE HERE, ALEX. 1319 01:12:55,170 --> 01:12:57,170 GET OUT! 1320 01:12:57,170 --> 01:12:58,618 BECAUSE WHEN I'M ON THE COVER OF TIME MAGAZINE, 1321 01:12:58,618 --> 01:13:00,250 YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY. 1322 01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:11,710 [ ♪ ] 1323 01:13:11,710 --> 01:13:13,210 MAXWELL. 1324 01:13:13,210 --> 01:13:15,668 ♪ 1325 01:13:15,668 --> 01:13:17,710 SWEETHEART. 1326 01:13:17,710 --> 01:13:19,538 I CAN'T HELP YOU IF YOU'RE GONNA CONTINUE 1327 01:13:19,538 --> 01:13:21,960 TO HIDE BEHIND THESE FANTASIES OF YOURS. 1328 01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:23,420 I KNOW WHAT I SAW. 1329 01:13:23,420 --> 01:13:25,960 I KNOW, THE NAUGHTY AND NICE BOOK, 1330 01:13:25,960 --> 01:13:30,670 SANTA COMING DOWN THE CHIMNEY, THE SLEIGH. 1331 01:13:30,670 --> 01:13:32,038 SO YOU BELIEVE TOO? 1332 01:13:32,038 --> 01:13:35,460 ♪ 1333 01:13:35,460 --> 01:13:39,380 LOOK, YOUR GRANDFATHER IS NOT GONNA EASE UP ON THIS, 1334 01:13:39,380 --> 01:13:42,210 SO WHY DON'T WE HELP EACH OTHER, HUH? 1335 01:13:42,210 --> 01:13:44,960 I'LL TELL HIM THAT YOU'VE COME AROUND, 1336 01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:50,170 AND YOU GET ME THE RECIPE TO GRANDMA CLAUS'S GINGER SNAPS. 1337 01:13:50,170 --> 01:13:52,670 DEAL? 1338 01:13:52,670 --> 01:13:53,920 DEAL. 1339 01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:59,538 ♪ 1340 01:13:59,538 --> 01:14:02,168 MATCHA? IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 1341 01:14:04,119 --> 01:14:07,168 YOU KNOW, NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO MAKE SENSE ALEX. 1342 01:14:07,168 --> 01:14:09,668 IT'S LIKE BRI GETTING THE PART OF THE ESCORT, 1343 01:14:09,668 --> 01:14:11,329 IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MINE. 1344 01:14:11,329 --> 01:14:14,329 OR SLEIGH PARTS ON YOUR ROOF. 1345 01:14:14,329 --> 01:14:16,578 YOU DON'T QUESTION IT, IT JUST HAPPENS. 1346 01:14:18,878 --> 01:14:21,460 JUST REMEMBER KIDDO, 1347 01:14:21,460 --> 01:14:24,119 SOMETIMES IT IS BETTER TO FOLLOW YOUR HEART THAN JUST YOUR HEAD. 1348 01:14:26,250 --> 01:14:31,250 AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO GIVE THIS TO SANTA, 1349 01:14:31,250 --> 01:14:33,078 I HAVE A FEELING HE MIGHT NEED IT. 1350 01:14:33,078 --> 01:14:35,788 [Whirring] 1351 01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:48,250 CHART METEOR TRAJECTORY. 1352 01:14:53,210 --> 01:14:58,170 [ ♪ ] 1353 01:14:58,170 --> 01:15:06,418 ♪ 1354 01:15:06,418 --> 01:15:16,288 ♪ 1355 01:15:16,288 --> 01:15:26,328 ♪ 1356 01:15:26,328 --> 01:15:30,328 ♪ 1357 01:15:30,328 --> 01:15:32,960 THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. 1358 01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:34,750 IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT? 1359 01:15:34,750 --> 01:15:36,618 UMM... 1360 01:15:36,618 --> 01:15:39,960 YES, EVERYTHING'S FINE. 1361 01:15:43,288 --> 01:15:46,118 WHERE'S EDWARD? 1362 01:15:46,118 --> 01:15:48,250 I GAVE HIM THE REST OF THE DAY OFF. 1363 01:15:52,038 --> 01:15:57,960 UM, ALEX, IT WAS NOT MY INTENTION FOR YOU 1364 01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:00,119 TO SEE THOSE PHOTOGRAPHS, MY INTENTION WAS SIMPLY 1365 01:16:00,119 --> 01:16:01,960 TO PROVE TO YOU WHY YOU AND PETER WERE 1366 01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:04,619 NOT RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER, NOT TO HURT YOU. 1367 01:16:07,750 --> 01:16:10,538 I KNOW DAD. 1368 01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:18,960 DAD. 1369 01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:22,878 IS THERE ANY TYPE OF SOLAR SYSTEM BODY THAT COULD FOLLOW 1370 01:16:22,878 --> 01:16:31,038 A PATH FROM SAY THE NORTH POLE TO MY HOUSE? 1371 01:16:31,038 --> 01:16:33,578 NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, ANYTHING ENTERING FROM SPACE 1372 01:16:33,578 --> 01:16:36,670 WOULD DESCEND VERY FAST OVER A SMALL AREA, 1373 01:16:36,670 --> 01:16:38,460 NOT TRAVEL ACROSS OUR PLANET. 1374 01:16:38,460 --> 01:16:42,618 [ ♪ ] 1375 01:16:42,618 --> 01:16:51,380 ♪ 1376 01:16:51,380 --> 01:17:01,289 ♪ 1377 01:17:01,289 --> 01:17:03,960 ♪ 1378 01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,960 [ ♪ ] 1379 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:13,750 ♪ 1380 01:17:13,750 --> 01:17:17,920 Peter: OK, ELVES, I NEED YOU GUYS READY IN FIVE MINUTES, OK? 1381 01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:22,038 REINDEERS, REINDEER, YOU GOT YOUR NOSES? 1382 01:17:22,038 --> 01:17:24,378 GOOD. NOSE. 1383 01:17:24,378 --> 01:17:25,460 EVERYONE. 1384 01:17:25,460 --> 01:17:27,920 ♪ 1385 01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:30,000 UH, ABBY, WHERE'S ABBY? 1386 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:31,619 MOM? 1387 01:17:31,619 --> 01:17:33,880 PETER WAS TELLING THE TRUTH. 1388 01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:35,000 MAX. 1389 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:36,788 ♪ 1390 01:17:36,788 --> 01:17:40,328 MOM, I KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE DECISIONS 1391 01:17:40,328 --> 01:17:44,038 WHAT ARE BEST FOR US, BUT THIS TIME YOU MADE A MISTAKE. 1392 01:17:44,038 --> 01:17:50,250 ♪ 1393 01:17:50,250 --> 01:17:52,328 GOOD LUCK IN THE PLAY SWEETIE, OK? 1394 01:17:52,328 --> 01:17:53,828 I'LL SEE YOU AFTER. 1395 01:17:53,828 --> 01:18:00,500 ♪ 1396 01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:02,878 [ ♪ ] 1397 01:18:02,878 --> 01:18:12,579 ♪ 1398 01:18:12,579 --> 01:18:14,618 ABBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE CHIMNEY? 1399 01:18:14,618 --> 01:18:17,000 THAT IS SANTA'S PLACE, SANTA GET IN THE CHIMNEY, 1400 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,920 - GET IN THERE. - PETER. PETER. 1401 01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:21,000 HEY MAX. 1402 01:18:27,119 --> 01:18:29,460 YOU LOOK GREAT. 1403 01:18:31,210 --> 01:18:32,578 IS YOUR MOM HERE? 1404 01:18:32,578 --> 01:18:35,500 YEAH, EVERYONE'S HERE. 1405 01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:40,170 LOOK, PETER, YOU GOT TO GET YOUR DAD TO DO THAT THING. 1406 01:18:40,170 --> 01:18:43,828 YOU KNOW, WITH THE CHIMNEY, SO MY MOM WILL SEE. 1407 01:18:49,328 --> 01:18:51,000 I'M SORRY MAX. 1408 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:54,118 [ ♪ ] 1409 01:18:54,118 --> 01:18:58,618 ♪ 1410 01:18:58,618 --> 01:19:04,458 HEY, UH, TWO MINUTES TO SHOW TIME. 1411 01:19:04,458 --> 01:19:08,538 EVERYBODY, YOU WANNA DO OUR CHEER? 1412 01:19:08,538 --> 01:19:16,210 ♪ 1413 01:19:16,210 --> 01:19:26,288 ♪ 1414 01:19:26,288 --> 01:19:36,288 ♪ 1415 01:19:36,288 --> 01:19:37,328 ♪ 1416 01:19:37,328 --> 01:19:38,578 SHHH. 1417 01:19:38,578 --> 01:19:40,960 ALRIGHT. GOOD. 1418 01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:43,710 ♪ 1419 01:19:43,710 --> 01:19:46,328 (Laughing) 1420 01:19:46,328 --> 01:19:52,210 ♪ 1421 01:19:52,210 --> 01:19:55,078 ON... 1422 01:19:55,078 --> 01:19:56,750 ON THE EVE. 1423 01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:59,960 EVE OF CHRISTMAS, I HEARD A CLATTER. 1424 01:19:59,960 --> 01:20:06,619 ♪ (Laughing) 1425 01:20:06,619 --> 01:20:10,380 ♪ 1426 01:20:10,380 --> 01:20:16,460 ♪ (Crowd Cheering) 1427 01:20:16,460 --> 01:20:26,420 ♪ 1428 01:20:26,420 --> 01:20:27,578 ♪ 1429 01:20:27,578 --> 01:20:30,328 SO SO GOOD. 1430 01:20:30,328 --> 01:20:35,750 ♪ 1431 01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:38,380 AH, LITTLE BUDDY, GUESS WHAT? 1432 01:20:38,380 --> 01:20:41,170 AUNTY VIKI IS TAKING YOU OUT FOR A TREAT, LET'S GO. 1433 01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:42,828 OH, AUNTY VIKI. 1434 01:20:42,828 --> 01:20:45,250 YES, AUNTY VIKI'S GOING TO. 1435 01:20:45,250 --> 01:20:47,828 HE DESERVES IT AFTER A PERFORMANCE, COME ON, 1436 01:20:47,828 --> 01:20:50,210 WE ALWAYS GO OUT AFTER. 1437 01:20:50,210 --> 01:20:56,460 ♪ 1438 01:20:56,460 --> 01:21:06,418 ♪ 1439 01:21:06,418 --> 01:21:16,420 ♪ 1440 01:21:16,420 --> 01:21:24,960 ♪ 1441 01:21:28,250 --> 01:21:30,420 YOU WERE REALLY GREAT, SWEETIE, VERY BELIEVABLE. 1442 01:21:30,420 --> 01:21:34,118 OF COURSE, YOUR PERFORMANCE WAS OUTSTANDING, MAXWELL. 1443 01:21:34,118 --> 01:21:38,380 IT'S THE SUBJECT MATTER I TAKE ISSUE WITH. 1444 01:21:38,380 --> 01:21:41,380 WAIT, MY HAT, I LEFT IT BACKSTAGE. 1445 01:21:41,380 --> 01:21:42,380 I'LL GO GET IT, 1446 01:21:42,380 --> 01:21:43,578 I'LL MEET YOU BACK AT THE CAR. 1447 01:21:43,578 --> 01:21:45,078 OK, LET'S GO. 1448 01:21:45,078 --> 01:21:55,078 ♪ 1449 01:21:55,078 --> 01:22:01,458 ♪ 1450 01:22:01,458 --> 01:22:11,329 ♪ 1451 01:22:11,329 --> 01:22:21,420 ♪ 1452 01:22:21,420 --> 01:22:31,378 ♪ 1453 01:22:31,378 --> 01:22:32,710 ♪ 1454 01:22:32,710 --> 01:22:34,170 MY LETTER. 1455 01:22:34,170 --> 01:22:36,460 ♪ 1456 01:22:36,460 --> 01:22:40,750 OH, I KEEP EACH AND EVERY LETTER THAT'S SENT TO ME. 1457 01:22:40,750 --> 01:22:42,118 I GOT YOUR LETTERS, ALEX, 1458 01:22:42,118 --> 01:22:44,960 I JUST COULDN'T MAKE YOUR WISH COME TRUE. 1459 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:48,038 SEE, IF I SHOWED MYSELF TO EVERY BOY AND GIRL 1460 01:22:48,038 --> 01:22:51,210 WHO WANTED TO SEE ME ON CHRISTMAS EVE, 1461 01:22:51,210 --> 01:22:54,118 WELL NOT ONLY WOULD I NOT GET MY WORK DONE, 1462 01:22:54,118 --> 01:23:00,000 BUT I THINK THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS WOULD BE LOST. 1463 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,079 SO... 1464 01:23:02,079 --> 01:23:04,329 ♪ 1465 01:23:04,329 --> 01:23:09,500 SO YOU, AND THE STAR, 1466 01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:10,960 IT'S ALL REAL? 1467 01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:13,880 IT'S AS REAL AS YOU CHOOSE TO BELIEVE. 1468 01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:16,710 ♪ 1469 01:23:16,710 --> 01:23:18,828 AND NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 1470 01:23:18,828 --> 01:23:21,460 I'VE GOT A SLEIGH TO GET OFF THE GROUND. 1471 01:23:29,460 --> 01:23:32,880 [ ♪ ] 1472 01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:41,380 ♪ 1473 01:23:41,380 --> 01:23:44,500 ♪ 1474 01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:45,828 ALEX! 1475 01:23:50,538 --> 01:23:51,788 SORRY. 1476 01:23:51,788 --> 01:23:53,788 BEEN TRYING TO GET IT OUT OF HERE. 1477 01:23:53,788 --> 01:23:55,380 I THINK THIS MIGHT HELP. 1478 01:23:55,380 --> 01:23:58,288 I THINK YOU ARE CORRECT. 1479 01:23:58,288 --> 01:23:59,538 LOOK AT THIS. 1480 01:23:59,538 --> 01:24:08,118 ♪ 1481 01:24:08,118 --> 01:24:11,500 SO, REALLY IT DOES FLY. 1482 01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:14,918 YES, IT REALLY DOES. 1483 01:24:14,918 --> 01:24:17,378 DO YOU THINK IT CAN TAKE US ON OUR HONEYMOON? 1484 01:24:17,378 --> 01:24:23,710 ♪ 1485 01:24:23,710 --> 01:24:29,378 I AM SO SORRY THAT I DIDN'T TELL YOU EARLIER, 1486 01:24:29,378 --> 01:24:33,038 I JUST- I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY AND THEN- 1487 01:24:33,038 --> 01:24:37,288 DOES THIS MEAN THAT I'M GONNA HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO BAKE? 1488 01:24:37,288 --> 01:24:39,670 ♪ 1489 01:24:39,670 --> 01:24:44,618 I LOVE YOU, MRS. CLAUS. 1490 01:24:44,618 --> 01:24:47,210 ♪ 1491 01:24:47,210 --> 01:24:50,578 AND I LOVE YOU MR. CLAUS. 1492 01:24:50,578 --> 01:24:52,670 ♪ 1493 01:24:52,670 --> 01:24:56,328 THAT ALL OF A SUDDEN SOUNDS SO... 1494 01:24:56,328 --> 01:25:01,418 ♪ 1495 01:25:01,418 --> 01:25:08,960 ♪ 1496 01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:10,960 MAGICAL. 1497 01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:12,000 ♪ 1498 01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:14,288 ALEX. 1499 01:25:14,288 --> 01:25:17,378 ALRIGHT, WHAT, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT UNDER THERE, JET PACKS? 1500 01:25:17,378 --> 01:25:18,578 MAGNETIC PROPULSION? 1501 01:25:18,578 --> 01:25:20,750 WE GOTTA FLY. 1502 01:25:20,750 --> 01:25:25,119 Steven: YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY GONNA CONTINUE WITH THIS RUSE. 1503 01:25:25,119 --> 01:25:26,960 Max: COOL. 1504 01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:34,078 ♪ 1505 01:25:34,078 --> 01:25:37,750 Alex: DAD, SOMETIMES THINGS CAN'T BE EXPLAINED, 1506 01:25:37,750 --> 01:25:40,670 THEY JUST NEED TO BE BELIEVED. 1507 01:25:40,670 --> 01:25:43,038 BYE SANTA. 1508 01:25:43,038 --> 01:25:47,288 ♪ 1509 01:25:47,288 --> 01:25:49,380 READY TO DO THIS ONE MORE TIME? 1510 01:25:49,380 --> 01:25:52,250 AS ALWAYS, MY DARLING. 1511 01:25:52,250 --> 01:25:53,710 HERE WE GO. 1512 01:25:53,710 --> 01:25:54,828 [Rockets Blasting] 1513 01:25:54,828 --> 01:25:56,750 DO YOU THINK I SHOULD TELL THEM I'M RETIRING? 1514 01:25:56,750 --> 01:25:58,500 OH NO, WAIT TILL EASTER. 1515 01:25:58,500 --> 01:26:00,789 HE HE, MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1516 01:26:00,789 --> 01:26:03,079 HA, HA, HA, HA. 1517 01:26:03,079 --> 01:26:05,378 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1518 01:26:05,378 --> 01:26:10,618 ♪ 1519 01:26:10,618 --> 01:26:13,710 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1520 01:26:13,710 --> 01:26:14,829 ♪ 1521 01:26:14,829 --> 01:26:17,078 BYE SANTA. 1522 01:26:17,078 --> 01:26:18,460 WAVE GOOD BYE DAD. 1523 01:26:18,460 --> 01:26:21,378 [ ♪ ] 1524 01:26:21,378 --> 01:26:27,119 ♪ 1525 01:26:27,119 --> 01:26:29,119 ♪ ALL THE GIFTS A MAN COULD WANT, ♪ 1526 01:26:29,119 --> 01:26:31,500 ♪ I'VE GOT RIGHT HERE IN MY ARMS, ♪ 1527 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:35,880 ♪ SHE'S MY EVERY WISH, SHE'S ALREADY HERE ♪ 1528 01:26:35,880 --> 01:26:40,288 ♪ SHE'S MAKES EVERY DAY FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS ♪ 1529 01:26:40,288 --> 01:26:45,170 ♪ SHE MAKES EVERY NIGHT LIKE CHRISTMAS EVE ♪ 1530 01:26:45,170 --> 01:26:49,500 ♪ DEAR SANTA CLAUS, YOU DON'T NEED TO BRING NO GIFTS 1531 01:26:49,500 --> 01:26:52,710 BECAUSE MY BABY GIVES ME EVERYTHING I NEED ♪ 1532 01:26:52,710 --> 01:26:54,250 ♪ 1533 01:26:54,250 --> 01:26:58,960 ♪ MY BABY GIVES ME EVERYTHING I NEED ♪ 1534 01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:03,079 ♪ WELL DEAR SANTA, ANYTHING I'VE EVER ASKED FOR, 1535 01:27:03,079 --> 01:27:06,250 YOU'VE BEEN KIND ENOUGH TO PLACE BENEATH MY TREE ♪ 1536 01:27:06,250 --> 01:27:08,038 ♪ 1537 01:27:08,038 --> 01:27:12,380 ♪ I'VE EVEN GOT A MODEL TRAIN, A BRAND NEW BIKE, MY FAVORITE GAME 1538 01:27:12,380 --> 01:27:15,380 DIRECTED FROM THE NORTH POLE STRAIGHT TO ME ♪ 1539 01:27:15,380 --> 01:27:16,828 ♪ 1540 01:27:16,828 --> 01:27:21,000 ♪ BUT DEAR SANTA, YOU WILL NOTICE IN THIS LETTER, 1541 01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:25,710 I'M NOT ASKING FOR A SINGLE THING THIS YEAR ♪ 1542 01:27:25,710 --> 01:27:27,878 ♪ ALL THE GIFT A MAN COULD WANT, ♪ 1543 01:27:27,878 --> 01:27:30,250 ♪ I'VE GOT RIGHT HERE IN MY ARMS, ♪ 1544 01:27:30,250 --> 01:27:33,618 ♪ SHE'S MY EVERY WISH, SHE'S ALREADY HERE ♪ 1545 01:27:33,618 --> 01:27:34,788 ♪ 1546 01:27:34,788 --> 01:27:39,118 ♪ SHE'S MAKES EVERY DAY FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS ♪ 1547 01:27:39,118 --> 01:27:44,038 ♪ SHE MAKES EVERY NIGHT LIKE CHRISTMAS EVE ♪ 1548 01:27:44,038 --> 01:27:48,078 ♪ DEAR SANTA CLAUS, YOU DON'T NEED TO BRING NO GIFTS 1549 01:27:48,078 --> 01:27:51,420 BECAUSE MY BABY GIVES ME EVERYTHING I NEED ♪ 1550 01:27:51,420 --> 01:27:52,880 ♪ 1551 01:27:52,880 --> 01:27:56,420 ♪ MY BABY GIVES ME EVERYTHING I NEED ♪ 1552 01:27:56,420 --> 01:27:59,828 ♪ 95155

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