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MORNING DREAMER.

MORNING.

PETER, I HAVE TO GET READY FOR WORK.

OK.

I JUST WANNA.

PETER, PETER!

I'M JUST GONNA DO A LITTLE THING HERE.

PETER, MAX IS SLEEPING, SHHH QUIET.

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MAX. I'M NOT MAKING A SOUND.

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I LIKE IT.

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

NICE, VERY NICE.

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INSPECTION TIME.

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HMM, AH, I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD.

NOW ALL WE NEED ARE A DOZEN MORE, A DOZEN,

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT?

YES.

LOVELY. GET GOING.

WE CAN HANDLE EVERYTHING.

THAT IS STUNNING, IT'S BEAUTIFUL,

YOU ARE DOING GREAT WORK, MY LITTLE ELVES.

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LOVE THE FLAMES, TATE.

VERY NICE TOUCH.

DO YOU LIKE MINE?

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YES. EDWARD.

- YEAH? - EDWARD, THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

THIS IS PERFECT, I'VE GOT THE DOCUMENTATION RIGHT HERE.

SO IT'S REAL, WE DID IN FACT RECORD GAMMA RAY BURST.

- WE DID IT. - YES.

THINK OF IT ALEX, YOU, ME, YOUR FATHER,

TOGETHER ON THE COVER OF SKY AND TELESCOPE.

HE WON'T BELIEVE IT WHEN I TELL HIM. THIS IS AMAZING.

HEY MAX.

HOW'S THAT SURPRISE GOING FOR YOUR MOM?

WELL, I BUILT AN ORBITER AND A ROCKET BOOSTER.

NICE.

SO DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE GONNA BE MY DAD?

I HOPE SO.

YOU KNOW, A FEW OF THE OLD HARVARD ALUMNI ARE GETTING

TOGETHER TOMORROW NIGHT, YOU SHOULD COME.

IT WOULD BE LIKE OLD TIMES.

I'D TELL YOU TO BRING PETER,

BUT I'M SURE HE'D BE BORED WITH THE CONVERSATION.

WHAT DO YOU TWO TALK ABOUT ANYWAY?

OH MY GOSH, PETER, I ALMOST FORGOT.

WHAT?

I HAVE GOT TO RUN, EDWARD.

MAKE SURE WE DON'T MISS THE AFTERGLOW, OK?

YES.

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♪ MERRY, MERRY, MERRY CHRISTMAS TIME, ♪

♪ I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN THINKING OF ME ♪

♪ I'M BACK WHERE I WANT TO BE, WHAT DO YOU SAY ♪

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♪ MERRY, MERRY, MERRY, MERRY CHRISTMAS TIME ♪

[Horn Honks]

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♪ SATISFY YOUR HEART'S DESIRE... ♪

♪ BELLS RING OUT, LET'S SPEND THIS TIME TOGETHER ♪

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♪ UNDERNEATH THE MISTLETOE IS HEAVEN ♪

♪ THIS COULD BE THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER ♪

♪ THIS COULD BE THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER ♪

♪ BEST CHRISTMAS EVER ♪

♪ ABSOLUTELY EVER ♪

♪ ABSOLUTELY HEAVEN ♪

PETER, ARE YOU HOME?

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PETER?

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PETER, WHAT IS THIS?

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ALEX SPENCER...

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WILL YOU MARRY ME?

MARRY YOU?

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I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, PETER, THIS IS ALL SO SUDDEN,

WE'VE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE.

ALEX, WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR OVER A YEAR.

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JUST SAY YES.

OR NO, IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL.

NO, NO, NO.

I MEAN YES, PETER NO.

PETER, WE NEED TO CONSIDER

THE PROS AND THE CONS OF LEGALIZING OUR RELATIONSHIP.

LIKE WHAT IS IT GOING TO DO TO OUR TAXES?

AND TO OUR BENEFITS, NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT

I WOULD NEED TO CHANGE ALL OF MY LEGAL IDENTIFICATION

TO YOUR FAMILY NAME.

ALEX.

THE WAY I SEE IT THERE ARE NO CONS HERE,

THERE'S JUST ONE PRO.

AND THAT IS ME GETTING TO SPEND

THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU, AND MAX.

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I LOVE YOU, ALEX.

SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

YES.

YES, OF COURSE YES. I'LL MARRY YOU, PETER.

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WE DID IT, WE DID IT.

WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.

WAIT TILL GRANDMA AND GRANDPA FIND OUT.

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SORRY, THE SPAGHETTI I WAS MAKING KIND OF

ALL GOT STUCK TOGETHER.

WHO NEEDS SPAGHETTI, THIS KUNG POW PORK IS AMAZING.

YOUR EX, EDWARD, NOW HE COULD PREPARE A MEAN STEAK.

PETER MAKES A MEAN CUP OF COFFEE.

WELL I'M JUST GLAD THAT MOST PLACES HAVE STOPPED

USING THAT MSG, BECAUSE THE BEHAVIORAL CASES I SEE

DUE TO POOR DIET ARE STAGGERING.

I'M SURPRISED IT TOOK SO LONG.

SPEAKING OF SURPRISES--

OH MY GOSH, THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M SORRY.

DAD, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT,

BUT TODAY I RECORDED AN ACTUAL GAMMA RAY BURST.

HA, HA ,HA, THAT A GIRL.

- IT WAS INCREDIBLE. - ALEX--

I MEAN, THE ENERGY, IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS OVER

A BILLION LIGHT YEARS AWAY, AND IT MEASURED AT LEAST--

ALEX!

OH MY GOSH, YEAH.

THAT'S RIGHT, I AM-

I AM SORRY.

DAD, AH, UM...

SURPRISE. WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A SURPRISE IS, PETER?

A SURPRISE IS SIMPLY A RECKLESS ACTION WITHOUT

PROPER CONSIDERATION GIVEN TO THE FINAL OUTCOME.

FOR EXAMPLE, DID YOU TAKE THE RECENT DIVORCE RATE INTO ACCOUNT

BEFORE YOU INITIATED THIS LITTLE SURPRISE?

8 OUT OF 12 KIDS IN MY CLASS HAVE DIVORCED PARENTS.

JUST SAYING.

I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA FOR YOU TWO TO ENGAGE

IN PRE-MARITAL COUNSELING.

I KNOW I'M YOUR MOTHER,

BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT OUR SESSIONS

WOULD BE ON A COMPLETELY OBJECTIVE LEVEL.

THAT IS GREAT MOM.

ISN'T' THAT GREAT PETER?

- UH-HUH. - YES.

YEP.

THAT'S GREAT.

YEAH.

I SAW AN XR14 GAME SYSTEM FOR MY CHRISTMAS WISH LIST TODAY.

NOW, MAXWELL, YOU KNOW THAT VIDEO GAMES SEDATE THE MIND.

AND WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A WISH LIST?

I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THAT.

TALKED ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT THE FACT THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS.

DAD, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HAVE TALKED TO ME FIRST,

I MEAN IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS.

WHY DELAY THE INEVITABLE?

IT'S THE TRUTH.

BESIDES, LOOK HOW WELL IT'S SERVED YOU.

PERHAPS IF WE'D DONE THE SAME THING WITH YOUR SISTER,

MAYBE THINGS...WELL.

A TOAST, TO MY BRILLIANT DAUGHTER

AND HER OUTSTANDING PARTNER, EDWARD,

AND THEIR LATEST SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH.

AND TO OUR ENGAGEMENT.

YES.

CHEERS.

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Steven: SO WHAT SORT OF VISIBILITY DO YOU GET ON THIS?

300, 400 MILLION LIGHT YEARS?

FIVE.

I WAS A BIT BAFFLED ABOUT YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT THIS EVENING,

CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT PETER

HAS NEVER APPROACHED ME ABOUT MARRYING YOU.

I THINK THAT PETER WAS KIND OF HOPING FOR IT TO BE A SURPRISE.

BUT I MEAN, WE HAVE BEEN LIVING TOGETHER FOR A WHILE NOW.

AS A TENANT IN YOUR BASEMENT.

AT FIRST YES DAD, BUT THEN YOU KNOW, THINGS CHANGED.

SO I GUESS MARRIAGE WOULD BE THE NEXT

REASONABLE COURSE OF ACTION.

IS IT?

IS IT? NOW, LET'S SEE.

YOUR MOTHER AND I, WE MADE SENSE,

YOU AND EDWARD MAKE SENSE, BUT YOU AND PETER?

MARRYING MAKES GOOD SENSE FOR OUR TAXES.

DO YOU KNOW DESPITE ALL MY RESEARCH,

I'VE YET TO FIND ANYTHING ON PETER'S BACKGROUND.

HAVE YOU EVEN MET HIS FAMILY?

WE'VE TRIED, BUT PETER ALWAYS SAYS,

HE ALWAYS SAYS THEY'RE REALLY BUSY WITH THEIR

TOY BUSINESS UP IN ALASKA OR SOMETHING.

SIX YEARS AGO, YOU WENT TO THE STEPHEN HAWKING CONFERENCE,

DESPITE MY WARNINGS THAT HE ALWAYS ATTRACTS THE WILD ONES.

AND REMEMBER, YOU ENDED UP PREGNANT AND ALONE AT 18.

MOM WAS 18.

ALEX, I HAVE NEVER BEEN WRONG, YOU KNOW THAT.

AND I'M WARNING YOU NOW, THINK THIS ONE THROUGH.

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HI SWEETIE.

LET'S GET YOU TUCKED IN.

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SO, DID YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ME AND PETER GETTING MARRIED.

I KIND OF FIGURED IT WOULD HAPPEN ONE DAY.

RIGHT.

SO YOU'RE OK WITH IT?

IF YOU ARE MOM, YOU KNOW BEST.

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- GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART. - GOOD NIGHT.

I LOVE YOU.

GOOD NIGHT.

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- HAVE A GOOD SLEEP, OK? - OK.

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AH, MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE ASKED YOUR DAD FIRST, FOR YOUR HAND.

AND MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO.

PRACTICAL, PETER.

PETER, THEY ARE JUST PRACTICAL PEOPLE.

OH.

IS THAT WHAT YOUR DAD WAS BEING WHEN HE TOLD MAX

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS?

WELL THEY TOLD ME WHEN I WAS FIVE.

WOW, REALLY?

SO YOU NEVER BELIEVED?

WHAT, IN SANTA CLAUS?

PETER, PLEASE. PETER.

I JUST- (Burp)

- OH. - SORRY.

HOW MANY FORTUNE COOKIES DID YOU HAVE?

ONE.

I GUESS MY SUGAR INTOLERANCE HASN'T GOTTEN ANY BETTER.

I GUESS NOT.

I JUST, I DON'T KNOW, I HOPED YOUR PARENTS WOULD BE HAPPIER.

AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?

DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME THAT I MEET MY FUTURE IN-LAWS?

NO.

LET'S HAVE THEM DOWN FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

NO, NO, NO.

IT'S VERY, VERY BUSY THIS TIME OF YEAR,

THEY COULDN'T, THEY COULDN'T.

THEY WOULD LOVE TO, THEY WOULD.

NO, PETER, NO, NOT THIS TIME.

WHAT?

I NEED TO MEET MY FUTURE IN-LAWS.

I KNOW, AND YOU WILL, THEY'RE JUST,

MY FAMILY IS VERY DIFFERENT THAN YOURS.

WELL IF THEY ARE ANYTHING LIKE YOU,

THEN I'M SURE THEY'RE GREAT.

HMM? GOOD NIGHT.

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I GOTTA GO, I'M REALLY LATE.

WILL EDWARD THE THIRD BE WORKING TONIGHT?

REALLY PETER, WHO'S RING AM I WEARING?

YOURS, THAT'S RIGHT, GOOD BYE.

- BYE. - LOVE YOU.

CALL YOUR PARENTS, PLEASE.

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[Door Closes]

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[Ringing]

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HELLO?

- HEY MOM. - PETER?

- HI MOM. - HONEY IS IT YOU?

- CAN YOU HEAR ME? - UH-HUH.

OK.

GOOD, I CAN HEAR YOU, IT'S WORKING.

HOW IS EVERYTHING?

OH, IT'S BUSY, BUSY, BUSY,

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS BUSY, BUSY.

HONEY GET IN HERE, COME ON HERE'S YOUR DAD.

MOM, LISTEN TO ME.

- IS THAT PETE? - DAD. HEY.

THERE HE IS, OH, LOOK, SEE WE CAN SEE DOWN HERE.

OH NO, NOW MY HEAD'S CUT OFF.

GUYS, GUYS, MOM, PUT.

DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID?

WHERE DO I TALK?

SO YOU'RE KIND OF BUSY, HUH?

THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE I KIND OF HAD A SURPRISE.

WHAT?

DID HE SAY SURPRISE? DID HE SAY SURPRISE?

I'M GETTING MARRIED.

- AHH! - SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!

PETE, CONGRATULATIONS.

THAT IS SO WONDERFUL.

WHO IS THE LUCKY GIRL?

HER NAME IS ALEX, AND SHE REALLY--

WHAT DID YOU SAY SWEETHEART?

ALEX WAS ACTUALLY HOPING YOU COULD COME FOR A VISIT,

BUT I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND--

WE'LL COME RIGHT NOW.

I THINK LINDA CAN HOLD DOWN THE FORT,

THAT'S NO PROBLEM HERE.

WOW, OK.

MOM'S PACKING.

GREAT.

ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY TOLD ALEX ABOUT OUR,

MY, YOU KNOW, BACKGROUND.

SO IF YOU GUYS COULD JUST TONE IT DOWN.

YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HER?

DON'T WORRY, WE'LL BE ON OUR BEST BEHAVIOR.

IXNAY.

ALRIGHT, WHERE'S LINDA, WE GOTTA FIRE UP THE SLEIGH.

WHOA, DAD, NO, DON'T.

THE SLEIGH, HERE WE COME.

- DAD, NO. - WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

- WHAT? - WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

NO ONE, IT'S JUST THIS CRAZY LIVE CHAT THING.

HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GO GET A CHRISTMAS TREE?

YOU MEAN A FIR TREE WITH PAGAN ORIGINS?

THAT'S IT, LET'S GO.

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[Buzzing]

WHAT, WHAT IS THAT?

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THOUGHT WE'D CELEBRATE OUR DISCOVERY WITH

A LITTLE BOTTLE OF BUBBLY?

LOOK AT THIS, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF METEOR, IT'S SOMETHING.

[Telephone Ringing]

HELLO.

HEY ALEX, HOW'S THE STAR COORDINATE THING GOING?

IT'S GOING, DID YOU GET A HOLD OF YOUR PARENTS?

YEAH, I DID, AND THEY ARE FLYING IN.

THAT'S GREAT PETER, WHEN?

UM, TODAY ACTUALLY.

TODAY?

YEAH.

I GOTTA GO, I WILL, I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME, OK?

OK, BYE.

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WHICH IS WHY YOU CAN SEE THAT IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

TO BELIEVE THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS.

HE'S JUST JOKING, I MEAN, OF COURSE THERE IS A SANTA.

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OF COURSE THERE'S A SANTA.

BUT GRANDPA SAID.

A TOAST.

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TO US, AND--

MY FUTURE IN-LAWS, THEY'RE COMING IN.

FUTURE, IN-LAWS, WAIT A SECOND.

- TODAY. - TODAY?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN TODAY?

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT ANY IN-LAWS.

MAKE SURE YOU TRACK THE PATH OF THIS METEOR,

OR WHATEVER IT IS.

IF ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENS, YOU CAN REACH ME ON MY CELL.

OK, JUST, IF YOU JUST WANNA, WONDERING, AH...

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COMBINE UNTIL YOUR DOUGH RESEMBLES CRUMBLY COURSE MEAL.

[Beeping]

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DID I EVER TELL YOU MY PARENTS REALLY LOVE PIZZA.

[Thud from above]

WHAT'S THAT?

[Creaking above]

JUST GET THE PIZZA.

PETER?

WHOA, HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

TO CHECK WHAT'S MAKING THAT NOISE ON THE ROOF.

THAT'S JUST PROBABLY RACCOONS.

PETER, I DON'T WANT RACCOONS.

NO, ALEX, WAIT, DON'T.

OH PETER.

MOM, DAD.

OH PETER, PETER, PETER, OH PETER.

YOU MADE IT.

YOU'RE SO SKINNY, YOU'RE THIN AS TOAST.

AND WHAT A BEAUTY, YOU MUST BE ALEX.

IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

OH, PLEASE CALL ME MAMMA.

AND YOU CAN CALL ME SANT--

- SANTOS. - SANTOS.

JUST CALL ME MR. C.

PLEASE COME IN, OF COURSE, COME IN.

YES, YES, THANK YOU.

SO, RIGHT THIS WAY.

AH! UH...

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(Laughing)

I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT'S JUST SO THE NORTH ATLANTIC.

(Laughing)

OH, HMM.

SO HOW LONG WILL YOU BE STAYING?

OH, JUST UNTIL CHRISTMAS EVE.

YEAH, WE WANTED TO TAKE SOME TIME TO GET TO KNOW THE FAMILY.

YOU KNOW YOUR SISTER VIKI STILL SENDS ME WISHES.

I'M SORRY, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY SISTER?

DAD GETS LETTERS FROM CUSTOMERS ABOUT WISHES,

PEOPLE, IDEAS FOR NEW TOYS, THAT SORT OF THING.

LETTERS, LOTS AND LOTS OF LETTERS.

WELL THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME, VIKI IS VERY CREATIVE.

IT SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING'S BURNING.

OH I'M SORRY, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DINNER,

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I CAN JUST ORDER PIZZA.

OH NO, NO.

OH, I KNOW YOU LOVE PIZZA.

LET MAMMA DO IT.

PLEASE DON'T, YOU DON'T HAVE TO, PETER...

JUST LET HER.

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WHOA, AND NOW WHO IS THIS WEE ELF?

THIS IS MY SON MAX.

MAX, GO SAY HI.

HI.

IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU SIR.

OH, NO, NO, THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING

I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN WISHING FOR.

NO WAY, IT'S AN XR GAMING SYSTEM!

ACTUALLY, WE DON'T REALLY LET MAX PLAY WITH VIDEO GAMES.

Peter: AH, HONEY, MAYBE WE COULD...

BUT SEEING UM, AS THIS IS A SPECIAL OCCASION,

I GUESS WE COULD MAKE AN EXCEPTION.

YES!

YOU'RE A LITTLE BEHIND ON YOUR CHRISTMAS DECORATING, I SEE.

ACTUALLY I THOUGHT WE WERE KIND OF DONE.

NA NA NA NA... TA DA.

DO DO DO DO, DO DO DO...

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I KIND OF WANT THEM ALL.

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OH.

JUST HELP YOURSELF.

NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA.

THANK YOU.

MOM, IT'S SO GOOD.

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I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH.

HONEY, NO, WE HAVE TO SLEEP TONIGHT.

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YEAH DAD, THEY JUST ARRIVED.

YOU AND MOM, YOU'RE COMING FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT.

NO YEAH, YEAH THAT'S GREAT.

YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW, THEY SEEM KIND OF...

DAD, I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.

WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?

MOM, THIS IS SO COOL.

I CAN SEE THAT, YES.

- COME ON. - MAX.

OH, COME ON.

OK, OK.

GET ON UP THERE.

NO, REALLY, I.

OK.

THIS IS KIND OF FUN.

THIS IS KIND OF FUN I GUESS.

AAAAAH.

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UH-OH.

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YOU CAN NOT LEAVE IT HERE.

HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO MOVE IT WHEN THE SLEIGH IS BROKEN.

I CAN'T EVEN GET IT STARTED.

TOW TRUCK...

LOOK, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

I TOLD YOUR DAD HE WAS COMING IN TOO QUICK ON THE LANDING.

I DON'T CARE WHO'S FAULT IT IS.

BUT--

YOU JUST CAN'T USE THE GARAGE LIKE SANTA'S WORKSHOP.

OK. BUT-

BUT-

YOU'VE GOT TO GET IT OUT OF HERE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

- BUT- - I CAN'T HAVE A SLEIGH--

- PETER, PETER. - HEY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I WAS JUST GETTING A SNACK AND A JUICE BOX.

ARE YOU SURE THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA?

ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL THAT DESSERT.

YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

I SHOULD PROB-

I SHOULD PROBABLY JUST GO TO BED.

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- WHAT IS THAT? - WHAT?

THAT, UNDER YOUR HAND, WHAT IS THAT?

- WHAT? - UNDER YOUR HAND?

WHAT IS UNDER YOUR HAND?

RIGHT.

THAT IS UH, MY HAT...

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FOR THE SCHOOL PLAY, I THOUGHT I'D GET IN

THE SPIRIT FOR THE KIDS.

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YEAH, LET'S GO.

- OK. - LET'S GO TO BED.

YEAH, LET'S GO TO BED.

[Laughing]

ALEX, I'VE COME TO HELP YOU.

I HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.

OH NO, OF COURSE YOU DO.

I JUST LIKE HELPING.

YOU KNOW, WHEN PETER'S FATHER ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM,

I WAS TERRIFIED.

I MEAN, TO SAY NOTHING OF MOVING NORTH, HE WAS,

HE WAS A MAN UNLIKE ANY MAN I'VE EVER MET.

[Laughing]

BUT...

I LOVED HIM.

AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS.

LET'S FORGET ABOUT THAT.

FOLLOW ME.

READY?

OH, I LOVE IT EVERY TIME, I LOVE IT.

SO TELL ME, WHAT MAKES YOU VERY, VERY, HAPPY?

CINNAMON?

BUTTER?

CHOCOLATE?

I DON'T USUALLY BAKE SWEETS.

YOU KNOW, PETER, HE HAS HIS INTOLERANCE.

YES, DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT NOW.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT NOW.

NO, THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL,

AND UH, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SWEET TREAT?

WHAT MADE YOUR TONGUE TINGLE AND YOUR TUMMY TICKLE?

SUGAR COOKIES.

OH, THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES TOO.

WELL, TO MAKE THINGS SCRUMPTIOUS AND DELICIOUS

AND DELECTABLE YOU HAVE TO PUT IN ALL OF YOUR JOY,

AND YOUR HAPPINESS, INTO THE FOOD.

HOW DO I DO THAT?

SINGING.

[Laughing]

- I JUST THINK-- - OH YES.

♪ SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE ♪

♪ HOW WE LOVE OUR SUGAR AND SPICE ♪

♪ PUT IN LOVING, LOTS OF LOVING ♪

♪ SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE ♪

YOU TRY.

WITH ME.

I DEFINITELY AM NOT COMFORTABLE.

♪ SUGAR AND SPICE ♪

I DON'T.

SUGAR, CAN YOU HIT THAT NOTE?

YES.

♪ SUGAR AND SPICE, AND EVERYTHING NICE ♪

♪ HOW WE LOVE OUR SUGAR AND SPICE ♪

♪ PUT IN LOVING, LOTS OF LOVING ♪

♪ SUGAR AND SPICE, AND EVERYTHING NICE ♪

[Laughing]

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♪ I MADE A LIST ♪

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♪ I CHECKED IT TWICE ♪

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♪ SINCE YOU'VE BEEN NAUGHTY, YOU WANT TO MAKE IT ALRIGHT ♪

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♪ I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING, THERE'S FOOTPRINTS IN THE SNOW ♪

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♪ CAN'T STOP THINKING 'BOUT CHRISTMAS BABY ♪

♪ I'M GONNA GET EVERYTHING I WANT ♪

♪ CAN'T STOP THINKING 'BOUT CHRISTMAS BABY ♪

♪ I'M GONNA GET EVERYTHING I WANT ♪

♪ I'M GONNA GIVE IT ALL I GOT ♪

♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL IT ♪

♪ YOU REALLY TURN ME ON ♪

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YES!

TWO OUT OF THREE?

YEP.

ALRIGHT, YOU ARE ON.

SO, IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS,

YOU STILL HAVEN'T SENT OFF YOUR WISH LIST YET.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

OH, IT'S JUST A LUCKY GUESS.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DECIDING WHAT YOU'RE GONNA WISH FOR?

NO, I THREW OUT MY WISH LIST.

THREW IT OUT, WHY?

BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS.

WHAT?

YOU DON'T BELIEVE- WHY NOT?

MY GRANDPA TOLD ME THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS.

YOUR GRANDPA TOLD YOU THIS?

UH-HUH, HE'S REALLY SMART.

[Horn Honking]

OH, MY GRANDPA'S HERE, BYE.

GRANDPA!

MOM, DAD, THIS IS PETER'S FAMILY, THIS IS SANTOS.

WE ARE SO HAPPY TO FINALLY MEET EVERYBODY IN THE FAMILY.

OK, LET'S GO.

OK, HERE WE GO.

HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO.

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SO, SANTOS, I UNDERSTAND YOU OPERATE

A TOY MANUFACTURING IN THE NORTH.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

WELL I HOPE YOU DON'T MAKE ANY OF THOSE VIDEO GAMES.

ALEX THIS DINNER IS QUITE INTERESTING.

MAMMA, PETER'S MOTHER, HELPED ME IN THE KITCHEN.

WE'RE STRICT VEGETARIANS, YOU KNOW,

ONCE YOU'VE TALKED WITH THE ANIMALS--

NO NEED TO EXPLAIN MOM.

FRUIT CAKE.

YES.

WE EAT BASED ON OUR BLOOD TYPE.

AND WE RARELY EAT SUGAR.

SUPPRESSES THE IMMUNE SYSTEM.

WELL I EAT BASED ON WHAT TASTES DELICIOUS,

AND THESE SUGAR COOKIES LOOK AWFULLY GOOD.

CHEERS.

SO ALEX, IS VIKI GOING TO BE JOINING US, YOUR SISTER?

AUNT VIKI IS AN ACTRESS.

ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK SHE CAN MAKE IT.

OH, WHAT A SHAME TO MISS OUT ON SUCH A MOMENTOUS OCCASION.

I MEAN, I, FOR ONE, AM THRILLED THAT OUR FAMILIES

ARE GONNA BE JOINED TOGETHER.

HOW ABOUT YOU STEVEN?

IN FACT, YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK THIS CALLS

FOR A LITTLE SOMETHING SPECIAL.

DAD, I THINK THE SPENCERS ARE PROBABLY TIRED FROM THEIR DRIVE.

OH, COME ON NOW MAMMA.

GIVE ME THAT 'C'.

♪ ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,

A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪

♪ ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS,

MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪

Max: I THINK I GOT IT.

GOOD.

TWO TURTLE DOVES.

♪ AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪

♪ ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪

OH, I KNOW THIS PART, ♪ THREE FRENCH HENS ♪

♪ TWO TURTLE DOVES, AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪

♪ ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,

MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪

♪ FOUR CALLING BIRDS, THREE FRENCH HENS, TWO TURTLE DOVES,

AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪

♪ ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ♪

♪ FIVE GOLDEN RINGS ♪

♪ FOUR CALLING BIRDS, THREE FRENCH HENS, TWO TURTLE DOVES,

AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪

[Laughing]

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I KNEW I WAS RIGHT TO PACK OUR THINGS.

WE ALWAYS BE PREPARED JOYCE.

NOW, ALL I NEED IS A FEW DAYS RESEARCH, RECOGNIZANCE.

MOM, DAD, YOU REALLY SHOULD GET GOING,

THE SNOW IS REALLY STARTING TO COME DOWN.

Santos: OH NO, YOU GUYS ARE LEAVING SO SOON?

YES, YES, THE SNOW AND THE ROADS, IT CAN BE A REAL MESS.

OH, WELL THEN WHY DON'T YOU STAY?

IT IS CHRISTMAS, WE COULD SPEND THE NEXT FEW DAYS

GETTING TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER A LITTLE BETTER.

EXACTLY.

BUT DAD, YOUR WORK.

AND YOUR CLOTHES.

YOU KNOW STEVEN, HE'S ALWAYS PREPARED.

AND I CAN ALWAYS USE THE LAB HERE IN TOWN.

AFTER ALL, IT DOES HAVE MY NAME ON IT.

AND WITH EDWARD, I COULDN'T ASK FOR A BETTER PARTNER.

THEN IT'S DECIDED,

WE'LL ALL STAY TOGETHER LIKE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY.

HMMMM.

[ ♪ ]

MAX, I HOPE YOU'RE EATING BREAKFAST.

THANK YOU.

THAT'S NICE.

COFFEE, STEVEN? PETER MAKES A MEAN CUP.

ACTUALLY, I TAKE MINE BLACK.

SO, SANTOS, THAT'S SPANISH, AM I RIGHT?

SO I'M TOLD, MI AMIGO.

AH, DAD, MAX, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO SCHOOL,

BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR PLAY PRACTICE.

DO WE HAVE TO BE IN THE SCHOOL PLAY,

I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN ELVES, AND NOW I HAVE TO BE ONE.

OK, WELL IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AN ELF,

YOU COULD BE THE CHRISTMAS STAR.

PETER, I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

CONSIDERING THE FACT THE CHRISTMAS STAR DOESN'T EXIST,

AND WAS REALLY JUST A RARE SERIES OF PLANETARY GROUPINGS.

DOES THAT MEAN I'M OUT OF THE SCHOOL PLAY?

NO. NO. YES.

NO.

♪

♪

♪ DECKS THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY, FA LA LA LA LA ♪

LA!

MRS. CLAUS.

OH PLEASE CALL ME JESSICA.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK?

JESSICA AND JOYCE, WE'RE AN ALLITERATION.

HA HA.

I LOVE TO TALK, DO I EVER NOT TALK, COME ON.

I'VE GOT TO GET THESE SHOES OFF

BECAUSE I HAVE NO BUSINESS WEARING THEM,

BUT PAPA CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF ME IN MY HIGH HEELS.

YOU KNOW IT'S SAFE TO REMOVE YOUR MASK OF JOVIALITY WITH ME.

MY WHAT FROM MY WHAT?

WELL MY EXPERIENCE AS A THERAPIST HAS TAUGHT ME

THAT MOST COUPLES WHO FEIGN A SENSE OF HAPPINESS

TEND TO BE SOMEWHAT UNHAPPY.

THAT'S TERRIBLE.

WELL IT IS, BUT ONLY UNTIL YOU REALIZE

THAT IT'S ALRIGHT TO ADMIT THAT THINGS AREN'T PERFECT.

EXACTLY.

BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN SO HARD FOR YOU TO TRY TO BE PERFECT.

WELL STEVEN DOES DEMAND A CERTAIN ORDER.

DO YOU THINK?

GINGER SNAPS, YOUR FAVORITE.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

SOMETIMES I SWEAR THAT FIANCE OF YOURS

IS LIKE A CHILD HIMSELF.

I MEAN, DOES HE EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU DO?

THE IMPORTANCE AND IMPACT OF THE WORK WE DO HERE.

I'M TELLING YOU ALEX, AND I AM NEVER WRONG,

I'VE HAD MY DOUBTS ABOUT HIM EVER SINCE HE

PAINTED YOUR HOUSE LIKE SOME RIDICULOUS CANDY CANE.

AND SINCE WE KNOW THAT BEHAVIOR IS LEARNED, WELL,

WE BOTH KNOW THAT THERE'S SOMETHING

NOT QUITE RIGHT ABOUT THAT FAMILY,

ESPECIALLY THAT SANTOS.

AND HIS WIFE, DON'T GET ME STARTED.

YOU KNOW, IN FACT, I GOOGLED HIM LAST NIGHT.

- PETER'S DAD? - THAT'S RIGHT.

I GOOGLED HIM, YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND?

NOTHING.

NO LINKS TO THE FAMILY BUSINESS, NOTHING.

I MEAN, YOU COULD GOOGLE A FAMILY DOG

AND SOMETHING WOULD COME UP.

- EDWARD! - MR. SPENCER!

HOW ARE YOU MY BOY?

- GOOD TO SEE YOU. - I'M WELL, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

EXCELLENT WORK ON THAT GAMMA RAY,

BY THE WAY, VERY IMPRESSIVE.

NOT AS IMPRESSIVE AS YOUR PAPER ON THE IMPACT

OF DARK MATTER ON OUR SOLAR SYSTEM, SIR.

YOU READ THAT?

THAT WAS ONLY PRINTED IN A HANDFUL OF PUBLICATIONS.

I DON'T READ FOR THE MASSES, MR. SPENCER,

I READ WHAT MATTERS.

♪

[ ♪ ]

Peter: ALRIGHT. SHHH.

OK, CHRISTMAS STAR, YOU'RE TWINKLING.

GOOD TWINKLING.

REINDEERS, CAN I SEE YOUR REINDEER FACES.

YES, ALRIGHT, CHRISTMAS STAR IS SHINING SO BRIGHT.

BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS QUIET IN THE NIGHT.

QUIET LITTLE REINDEER.

QUIET LITTLE LIGHTS.

SNOW IS FALLING, EVERYONE'S SLEEPING.

AND NOW, ABBY, YOU WAKE UP.

♪

PERFECT.

I LOVE THE STRETCH.

AND NOW THE ELVES.

♪

OH, ONE MORE ELF.

ELVES, MAX.

♪

OK, GREAT.

NOW WHILE THE ELVES ARE PRETENDING TO PUT THE GIFTS

UNDER THE TREE, ABBY, YOU SAY-

WHERE'S SANTA?

SHHH.

HO HO HO.

VERY NICE.

SIT DOWN.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

HOW CAN SOMEONE SLIDE DOWN THE CHIMNEY

WITHOUT HURTING THEIRSELVES?

AND IF SANTA'S SO BIG, HOW WILL HE EVEN FIT?

♪

WELL, UM, DAD, MAYBE YOU CAN EXPLAIN?

DAD?

[ ♪ ]

♪

OH NO.

HA HA.

(Children Gasp)

Children: WOW.

YEAH, WOW, YEAH.

PERHAPS IT'S NOT AS HARD TO BELIEVE AS YOU THINK?

OH NO.

EVERYTHING HAS ITS PLACE, AN ORDER.

OH.

HIS SHIRTS FROM LIGHT TO DARK.

OH NO.

THE SHELVES IN THE FRIDGE FROM DAIRY TO MEAT.

I'M SORRY DID YOU SAY ELVES?

SHELVES IN THE FRIDGE, FROM DAIRY TO MEAT.

SHELVES IN THE FRIDGE, FROM D- WHAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT, HE EVEN HAS

AN ORDER FOR THE WAY THAT WE, YOU KNOW.

♪

(Laughing)

- YES? - YEAH.

(Laughing)

HEY.

DAD, WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?

HELPING.

HELPING?

YEAH.

OK, WELL USING YOUR, YOU KNOW, YOUR MAGIC IS NOT HELPING.

IT IS CONFUSING.

AND SENDING ALL THE WRONG MESSAGES AND STUFF, SO.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MAGIC?

NOTHING, I JUST-

I CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE KNOWING WHO YOU ARE.

I ASSUME YOU'RE REFERRING TO ALEX?

PETER, YOU'RE MARRYING THIS GIRL.

HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN ON KEEPING WHO YOU ARE A SECRET?

♪

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT IS A DIFFERENT WORLD NOW.

♪

OK, PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT SORT OF STUFF ANYMORE.

EXACTLY, EVERYONE'S LOST TOUCH.

TOO BUSY TO REALIZE THAT EVERY DAY IS MAGIC.

EVERY DAY IS A GIFT.

♪

[ ♪ ]

♪

Alex: IT WAS INCREDIBLE.

Steven: IT SURE WAS.

Peter: HEY, WE'RE BACK.

WHAT, WHAT WAS INCREDIBLE?

DAD AND I--

AND EDWARD.

FOUND EVIDENCE OF A COLLIDING

NEUTRON STAR READY TO IMPLODE.

WOW, THAT IS INCREDIBLE.

UH, YOU, SO GOOD AT NEUTRON STUFF.

THANK YOU.

GRANDPA CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY TODAY.

- WHAT? - PARDON?

[ ♪ ]

Peter: BE RIGHT BACK.

♪

PETER?

♪

PETER, WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?

UH, ALEX, I CAN EXPLAIN.

IS THAT A SLEIGH?

SORT OF.

SORT OF A LONG STORY.

WHAT IS GOING ON OUT HERE?

WHOA.

PETER, HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR MOTHER?

MM-HMM.

WHAT IS THIS?

UM, IT'S OUR SLEIGH--

THAT I WAS GOING TO SURPRISE YOU WITH, A SLEIGH RIDE.

SURPRISE!

♪ DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪

TURNS OUT THE OLD RIDE NEEDS A BIT OF FIXING.

(Alex Laughs)

COOL.

I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING NOT QUITE RIGHT ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE.

I MEAN, DID YOU SEE THAT THING?

IT'S NOT LIKE ANY SLEIGH I'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE.

MAYBE IT'S THE LATEST THING.

I DON'T KNOW.

PETER JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE.

GO ON A SLEIGH RIDE.

HMM, THEY MUST THINK I'M CRAZY.

AND LOOK AT THIS THING, I MEAN, IT'S HARDLY A NORMAL SLEIGH.

LOOK, SON, WE UNDERSTAND YOUR POSITION.

- DO YOU? DO YOU DAD? - YEAH.

BECAUSE I LOVE THIS GIRL.

AND RIGHT NOW I'M GUESSING STEVEN IS IN THERE COMING UP

WITH ALL SORTS OF REASONS WHY THIS, US,

ME, ISN'T GOING TO WORK.

SING ALONGS.

VIDEO GAMES.

DESSERT FOR DINNER, AND NOW THIS.

I KNOW DAD.

THEY'RE A BIT.

NUTS, THAT'S WHAT THEY MUST THINK WE ARE.

WE COULD TONE IT DOWN A LITTLE.

DO YOU THINK?

FOR ME.

I MEAN, WE CAN'T BE THAT DIFFERENT, CAN WE?

♪

[ ♪ ]

♪

- MOM? - UH-HUH.

CAN I TALK TO YOU?

UH-HUH.

SO DO WE HAVE SOME PRE-MARITAL ISSUES TO WORK OUT?

NO, IT'S ABOUT DAD.

HE JUST DOESN'T WANT YOU MAKING ANY MISTAKES, ALEX.

PETER IS NOT A MISTAKE, MOM.

NO, HE'S NOT A HARVARD GRADUATE, AND YES,

HE LOVES TO PLAY HIDE AND GO SEEK,

BUT THAT IS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HIM.

MOM, PETER, HE'S NEVER TRIED TO BE SOMETHING THAT HE ISN'T,

AND HE JUST DIDN'T HAVE TO.

AND MAYBE THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR DAD.

BUT IT IS MORE THAN GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

WELL YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER, WHEN HE'S ON A MISSION.

BUT I WILL TRY TO WORK ON HIM.

THANK YOU.

IS THAT GINGERBREAD?

NOW, YOU GO ON INSIDE,

AND DON'T YOU WORRY ANOTHER MINUTE ABOUT YOUR FATHER,

I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.

OFF YOU GO. GO.

THANK YOU.

(Gargling)

HOO.

Mrs. Claus: HONEY.

I'M WAITING.

- WHOA. - DO YOU LIKE THIS ONE?

I DO.

[ ♪ ]

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

[Tools Clanging]

♪

♪

♪

WHOA, THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

MMM, HOT COCOA.

GREAT, THANKS.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

YOU KNOW I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY NICE OF PETER

WANTING TO SURPRISE US WITH A SLEIGH RIDE.

I'VE NEVER BEEN ON ONE BEFORE.

ESPECIALLY LIKE THIS.

YEAH, WELL THIS ONE IS SPECIAL.

BEEN IN THE FAMILY A LONG TIME.

YOU KNOW MAX KEEPS BUGGING ME FOR A GROWN UP TOOL SET.

I THINK HE NEEDS TO WAIT UNTIL HE'S OLDER THOUGH.

ALEX, MAX IS FAR OLDER THAN HIS YEARS ALREADY.

IT'S NOT VERY OFTEN YOU FIND A SIX YEAR OLD

WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS.

YES, WELL MY DAD THINKS THAT CHILDREN

SHOULD KNOW WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S NOT REAL.

SO, HE TOLD YOU TO STOP BELIEVING TOO, AND YOU DID.

WHEN MY DAD FIRST TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS

NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS,

I STARTED WRITING LETTERS TO SANTA EVERY YEAR,

BEGGING HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF.

I'D EVEN SEARCH THE SKIES FOR THE CHRISTMAS STAR.

♪

BUT SANTA NEVER SHOWED HIMSELF,

AND NEITHER DID THE STAR.

AND THAT WAS WHEN I KNEW THAT MY FATHER MUST BE RIGHT.

AND I'VE NEVER DOUBTED MY DAD SINCE.

♪

ALEX, IS THERE ANYTHING THAT COULD GET YOU TO BELIEVE AGAIN?

♪

UM, HONESTLY, THE DAY THAT I BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS AGAIN

IS THE DAY THAT I SEE HIM WITH MY VERY OWN EYES.

♪

OR THE CHRISTMAS STAR.

♪

AND I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

♪

ANYWAY, GOOD NIGHT.

- ALRIGHT THEN. - GOOD LUCK.

THANKS, YEAH, WE'LL GET 'ER GOING.

♪

[Banging]

EASY.

ALRIGHT. NO SWEAT.

♪

AHHHH.

♪

(Screaming)

[ ♪ ]

♪

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, WAIT FOR YOU IN THE GARAGE?

NO.

BUT, BUT--

YOU CAN'T BE HERE, YOU CAN'T BE IN MY BED.

LINDA, WHAT IF ALEX SAW?

I'VE BEEN TRYING, BUT IT'S NOT WORKING PETER.

LINDA, YOU COULD RUIN EVERYTHING.

IF ALEX--

(Linda Sneezes)

SHH, SHH.

SORRY, BUT MY ALLERGIES ARE KILLING ME.

(Linda about to sneeze)

SHH.

LET ME HELP, THERE'S SOMETHING IN YOUR-

YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR HAIR.

♪

LINDA, YOU CAN'T BE IN MY BED.

I'M TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU.

I KNOW, BUT-

- NO, NO, NO... - (Linda Sneezes)

JUST GIVE ME YOUR FACE.

I'M SORRY.

THIS COULD RUIN EVERYTHING.

YOU CAN'T BE HERE. YOU HAVE TO GO.

Alex: PETER.

♪

PETER. PETER.

HIDE, GO, GO, GO.

♪

♪

♪

JUST LET ME HANG ON TO THESE FOR A LITTLE WHILE

UNTIL I FINISH MY BACKGROUND WORK.

YES, OF COURSE.

[ ♪ ]

♪

MOM, DO YOU THINK IT'S REALLY TRUE

THAT THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS?

♪

I DON'T KNOW, MAX,

BUT I THINK THAT STRANGER THINGS HAVE PROBABLY HAPPENED.

I GUESS THINGS DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO BE EXPLAINED.

♪

COME HERE, SWEETHEART.

GIMME A HUG.

OH, I LOVE YOU.

HAVE A GOOD SLEEP.

OK, CAN YOU HOP DOWN?

BIG HOP.

[ ♪ ]

HI SIS.

IT WAS INCREDIBLE.

THERE I WAS, HOLDING A SAMSANA POSE,

AS AN ACTRESS, YOGA HELPS ME GET INTO CHARACTER,

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN TWO TURTLE DOVES

DESCENDED FROM THE CLOUDS, AND DELIVERED ME A MESSAGE,

THAT MY DEAR BABY SISTER IS ABOUT TO BE MARRIED,

AND WANTS ME TO COME JOIN THE FAMILY.

WELL I, FOR ONE, AM THRILLED THAT YOU COULD JOIN US,

ESPECIALLY HERE AT CHRISTMAS TIME.

[ ♪ ]

OH, WOW.

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

YOUR AURA, IT'S...

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

Mrs. Claus: WELL SWEETHEART HE IS MERRY.

WELL I, FOR ONE, HAVE HEARD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH BULL--

COME ON, VIKI, I WILL PULL OUT THE SOFA

IN THE FAMILY ROOM FOR YOU.

Mrs. Claus: YOU STILL GOT IT HONEY.

OH, STOP.

♪

[ ♪ ]

♪

♪

Alex: WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP TO?

GETTING READY FOR CHRISTMAS.

YEAH, WE'RE HANGING STOCKINGS TOO.

WHERE IS YOURS?

WE'VE GOT A SPOT FOR IT RIGHT THERE.

I AM NOT QUITE SURE WHERE I PUT IT.

WHERE IS AUNT VIKI?

ON THE ROOF.

♪

[Whirring]

[ ♪ ]

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

[ ♪ ]

I LIKE IT, WHAT DO YOU THINK MR. C?

WELL, WE'RE NEARLY DONE.

ALL WE NEED NOW IS A LITTLE BIT OF GLITZ.

I KNOW.

♪

♪

♪

♪

HEY MAX, WHERE'S THAT GLITZ?

♪

MAX, NICE.

YES!

Mr. Claus: MAX, WE'RE ALMOST DONE, COME ON.

♪

HEY, COME TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

THIS IS MY SERIOUS LOOK, THIS IS MY FUN, PLAYFUL LOOK.

UM, THAT ONE.

I LIKE THE PLAYFUL ONE TOO.

HERE.

OH, THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN STUDYING PETER'S AURA.

HE'S DEFINITELY DESTINED TO DO GREAT THINGS.

REALLY?

LIKE A PROMOTION?

BIGGER.

SCHOOL PRINCIPAL?

BIGGER.

Peter: HEY DAD.

YEAH?

DAD!

YEAH?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

EASY THERE, THOSE ARE MY GOOD PANTS.

♪

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I COULD HAVE SWORN I LEFT THE

NAUGHTY OR NICE BOOK AROUND HERE.

WHAT?

YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE STUFF LIKE THAT LYING AROUND.

PETER, RELAX.

AH, AH, I'LL GO LOOK FOR IT.

OK. BREATHE.

LOOK HEY, YOU SEE MAX, TELL HIM I'M WAITING FOR HIM.

♪

HI, HI.

♪

I'M HERE.

Alex: YOU KNOW, PETER REALLY DOES DESERVE A PROMOTION.

HE IS SO GREAT WITH THOSE KIDS, AND MAX.

HE DOESN'T PRETEND, YOU KNOW, HE NEVER HAS.

THIS ONE NIGHT, WHEN I WAS OUT BACK,

RECORDING A METEOR SHOWER,

HE CAME OUTSIDE,

AND I MUST HAVE BABBLED ON TO HIM LIKE SOME PBS SPECIAL.

♪

HE DIDN'T TRY TO ACT LIKE HE KNEW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT,

HE JUST LISTENED.

AND THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I KNEW I WAS FALLING IN LOVE.

♪

MOM?

♪

HMM.

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?

UNDER YOUR DAD'S BED.

OR SHOULD I SAY SANTA'S BED?

DON'T BE SILLY MAX.

NOW, YOU YOURSELF SAID THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS.

RESULTS OF DEDUCTION, GRANDPA'S GROWING BELLY,

HIS ABILITY TO FLY DOWN A CHIMNEY,

HIS SLEIGH IN THE GARAGE,

AND I STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE A BEARD YET.

OH, LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT THIS.

OK, OK, FINE.

♪

MY DAD IS SANTA CLAUS.

♪

AND THE BEARD THING, IT'S ITCHY, SO IT'S A ONE NIGHT THING.

BUT I MEAN, YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO TELL EVERYONE THAT.

I MEAN, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE BELIEVED ME, AND YOU'RE SIX.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL YOUR MOM?

AH, BY THE WAY, YOUR FUTURE IN-LAWS

CAN'T MAKE IT FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR

BECAUSE THEY'RE BUSY SLIDING DOWN CHIMNEYS,

DELIVERING PRESENTS.

IT'S EASY, GET THE SLEIGH WORKING,

THEN SHE'LL BELIEVE YOU.

[ ♪ ]

♪

♪

♪

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

IT'S REAL.

♪

IT'S REALLY REAL.

♪

Steven: IT'S ALL THERE.

WHAT?

NOTHING.

THERE'S NOTHING IN ANY DATABASE ANYWHERE ABOUT THIS MAN

THAT YOU WOULD HAVE US CALL YOUR FUTURE FATHER IN-LAW.

THERE'S NO BIRTH RECORDS, THERE'S NO TAX RECORDS, NOTHING.

I COULDN'T EVEN FIND ANYTHING ABOUT THIS SO CALLED FAMILY

BUSINESS THAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING.

EVEN HIS DNA IS INCONCLUSIVE.

DAD, DAD, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

ALEX...

HE'S A CON MAN.

DAD, I REALLY DON'T THINK--

LOOK AT WHAT THEY'VE BEEN DOING TO YOUR SON,

ALL THESE DISTURBING NOTIONS THAT HE'S BEEN HAVING.

DAD, BELIEVING IN SANTA IS NOT DISTURBING.

ALEX, TRUST ME,

THESE PEOPLE ARE LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM WHO WE ARE.

I DON'T CARE DAD.

I LIKE THEM.

AND IF YOU DON'T, WELL THEN,

THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH US.

ALEX.

I- NO.

ALEX, THE SPENCERS WILL NOT MARRY

INTO THAT LUDICROUS FAMILY.

I'LL SHOW HIM, I'LL MAKE THIS

THE MOST CHRISTMASY CHRISTMAS EVER.

WE ARE GOING TO GO CAROLING, SINGING TO ALL OF THE NEIGHBORS,

AND THERE WILL BE- THERE WILL BE SNOWMEN,

A WHOLE FAMILY OF SNOWMEN,

AND THERE WILL BE COOKIES AND MILK FOR SANTA,

AND THERE WILL BE-

[ ♪ ]

♪

♪

[Engine Struggling]

[Door Opens]

ALEX, HEY.

JUST THE GAL I WAS LOOKING FOR, COME HERE.

I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

NOW, I KNOW THIS IS GONNA BE HARD TO BELIEVE,

BUT JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE.

I THINK IT'S KIND OF-

[ ♪ ]

♪

THIS IS, THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.

WHAT IS IT?

UM, LINDA, SHE'S A-

SHE'S WHAT, PETER?

ALEX, I CAN EXPLAIN.

HOW, WITH LIES?

BECAUSE IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

ARE PRETTY GOOD AT COVERING THINGS UP.

THAT'S RIGHT, MY DAD DID A LITTLE RESEARCH,

AND IT TURNS OUT THAT YOUR DAD DOESN'T EVEN EXIST.

WELL, NOT EXACTLY.

I STOOD UP FOR YOU, PETER.

I TOLD MY DAD THAT I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN

ANY OF HIS BACKGROUND CHECKS.

BUT IT TURNS OUT HE WAS RIGHT.

WE ARE LIGHT YEARS APART.

♪

HE'S SANTA CLAUS!

♪

MY DAD.

♪

AND THIS IS, THIS IS AN ELF.

♪

I WAS ACTUALLY HOPING THAT LINDA

WOULD GET THE SLEIGH FIXED SO THAT--

SANTA CLAUS.

YOU'RE SERIOUS?

♪

I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP.

HERE, WATCH, WATCH.

ALEX, COME ON.

ALEX.

JUST LET ME EXPLAIN.

PLEASE.

♪

DAD, DO SOMETHING, SOME MAGIC OR SOMETHING.

MOM, HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

YOU TOLD HIM THAT YOUR DAD WAS SANTA CLAUS.

HE IS SANTA CLAUS, MOM.

I KNEW IT, I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

HOW COULD YOU TOY WITH HIM LIKE THAT?

I-

♪

ALRIGHT, I THINK IT'S TIME YOU ALL LEFT.

TAKE YOUR LITTLE SLEIGH WITH YOU.

MR. SPENCER.

WE'LL HAVE IT OUT BY CHRISTMAS EVE.

♪

[ ♪ ]

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

EDWARD, DID YOU TRACK THAT METEOR

THE DAY MY IN-LAWS CAME IN?

WHAT'S THIS?

LISTEN, I KNOW IT'S ONLY BEEN A COUPLE OF DAYS

SINCE YOU AND PETER BROKE UP.

HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT ME AND PETER?

YOUR FATHER, HE TOLD ME.

OF COURSE HE DID.

HE SEES WHAT GOOD SENSE WE MAKE TOGETHER, AND YOU WILL TOO.

YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE US A CHANCE.

I GAVE US A CHANCE, REMEMBER?

I DON'T LOVE YOU, EDWARD,

I DIDN'T BACK THEN, AND I DON'T NOW.

IS THIS ABOUT PETER?

BECAUSE IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN,

HE'S THE ONE WHO FOOLED AROUND ON YOU.

I TOOK THE PICTURES.

YOU TOOK THE PICTURES?

WELL I HADN'T PLANNED ON WITNESSING--

GO.

DON'T YOU WANT TO DO YOUR FATHER PROUD?

YOU'RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE HERE, ALEX.

GET OUT!

BECAUSE WHEN I'M ON THE COVER OF TIME MAGAZINE,

YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY.

[ ♪ ]

MAXWELL.

♪

SWEETHEART.

I CAN'T HELP YOU IF YOU'RE GONNA CONTINUE

TO HIDE BEHIND THESE FANTASIES OF YOURS.

I KNOW WHAT I SAW.

I KNOW, THE NAUGHTY AND NICE BOOK,

SANTA COMING DOWN THE CHIMNEY, THE SLEIGH.

SO YOU BELIEVE TOO?

♪

LOOK, YOUR GRANDFATHER IS NOT GONNA EASE UP ON THIS,

SO WHY DON'T WE HELP EACH OTHER, HUH?

I'LL TELL HIM THAT YOU'VE COME AROUND,

AND YOU GET ME THE RECIPE TO GRANDMA CLAUS'S GINGER SNAPS.

DEAL?

DEAL.

♪

MATCHA? IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

YOU KNOW, NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO MAKE SENSE ALEX.

IT'S LIKE BRI GETTING THE PART OF THE ESCORT,

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MINE.

OR SLEIGH PARTS ON YOUR ROOF.

YOU DON'T QUESTION IT, IT JUST HAPPENS.

JUST REMEMBER KIDDO,

SOMETIMES IT IS BETTER TO FOLLOW YOUR HEART THAN JUST YOUR HEAD.

AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO GIVE THIS TO SANTA,

I HAVE A FEELING HE MIGHT NEED IT.

[Whirring]

CHART METEOR TRAJECTORY.

[ ♪ ]

♪

♪

♪

♪

THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.

IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT?

UMM...

YES, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

WHERE'S EDWARD?

I GAVE HIM THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.

UM, ALEX, IT WAS NOT MY INTENTION FOR YOU

TO SEE THOSE PHOTOGRAPHS, MY INTENTION WAS SIMPLY

TO PROVE TO YOU WHY YOU AND PETER WERE

NOT RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER, NOT TO HURT YOU.

I KNOW DAD.

DAD.

IS THERE ANY TYPE OF SOLAR SYSTEM BODY THAT COULD FOLLOW

A PATH FROM SAY THE NORTH POLE TO MY HOUSE?

NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, ANYTHING ENTERING FROM SPACE

WOULD DESCEND VERY FAST OVER A SMALL AREA,

NOT TRAVEL ACROSS OUR PLANET.

[ ♪ ]

♪

♪

♪

[ ♪ ]

♪

Peter: OK, ELVES, I NEED YOU GUYS READY IN FIVE MINUTES, OK?

REINDEERS, REINDEER, YOU GOT YOUR NOSES?

GOOD. NOSE.

EVERYONE.

♪

UH, ABBY, WHERE'S ABBY?

MOM?

PETER WAS TELLING THE TRUTH.

MAX.

♪

MOM, I KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE DECISIONS

WHAT ARE BEST FOR US, BUT THIS TIME YOU MADE A MISTAKE.

♪

GOOD LUCK IN THE PLAY SWEETIE, OK?

I'LL SEE YOU AFTER.

♪

[ ♪ ]

♪

ABBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE CHIMNEY?

THAT IS SANTA'S PLACE, SANTA GET IN THE CHIMNEY,

- GET IN THERE. - PETER. PETER.

HEY MAX.

YOU LOOK GREAT.

IS YOUR MOM HERE?

YEAH, EVERYONE'S HERE.

LOOK, PETER, YOU GOT TO GET YOUR DAD TO DO THAT THING.

YOU KNOW, WITH THE CHIMNEY, SO MY MOM WILL SEE.

I'M SORRY MAX.

[ ♪ ]

♪

HEY, UH, TWO MINUTES TO SHOW TIME.

EVERYBODY, YOU WANNA DO OUR CHEER?

♪

♪

♪

♪

SHHH.

ALRIGHT. GOOD.

♪

(Laughing)

♪

ON...

ON THE EVE.

EVE OF CHRISTMAS, I HEARD A CLATTER.

♪ (Laughing)

♪

♪ (Crowd Cheering)

♪

♪

SO SO GOOD.

♪

AH, LITTLE BUDDY, GUESS WHAT?

AUNTY VIKI IS TAKING YOU OUT FOR A TREAT, LET'S GO.

OH, AUNTY VIKI.

YES, AUNTY VIKI'S GOING TO.

HE DESERVES IT AFTER A PERFORMANCE, COME ON,

WE ALWAYS GO OUT AFTER.

♪

♪

♪

♪

YOU WERE REALLY GREAT, SWEETIE, VERY BELIEVABLE.

OF COURSE, YOUR PERFORMANCE WAS OUTSTANDING, MAXWELL.

IT'S THE SUBJECT MATTER I TAKE ISSUE WITH.

WAIT, MY HAT, I LEFT IT BACKSTAGE.

I'LL GO GET IT,

I'LL MEET YOU BACK AT THE CAR.

OK, LET'S GO.

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

MY LETTER.

♪

OH, I KEEP EACH AND EVERY LETTER THAT'S SENT TO ME.

I GOT YOUR LETTERS, ALEX,

I JUST COULDN'T MAKE YOUR WISH COME TRUE.

SEE, IF I SHOWED MYSELF TO EVERY BOY AND GIRL

WHO WANTED TO SEE ME ON CHRISTMAS EVE,

WELL NOT ONLY WOULD I NOT GET MY WORK DONE,

BUT I THINK THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS WOULD BE LOST.

SO...

♪

SO YOU, AND THE STAR,

IT'S ALL REAL?

IT'S AS REAL AS YOU CHOOSE TO BELIEVE.

♪

AND NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I'VE GOT A SLEIGH TO GET OFF THE GROUND.

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♪

♪

ALEX!

SORRY.

BEEN TRYING TO GET IT OUT OF HERE.

I THINK THIS MIGHT HELP.

I THINK YOU ARE CORRECT.

LOOK AT THIS.

♪

SO, REALLY IT DOES FLY.

YES, IT REALLY DOES.

DO YOU THINK IT CAN TAKE US ON OUR HONEYMOON?

♪

I AM SO SORRY THAT I DIDN'T TELL YOU EARLIER,

I JUST- I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY AND THEN-

DOES THIS MEAN THAT I'M GONNA HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO BAKE?

♪

I LOVE YOU, MRS. CLAUS.

♪

AND I LOVE YOU MR. CLAUS.

♪

THAT ALL OF A SUDDEN SOUNDS SO...

♪

♪

MAGICAL.

♪

ALEX.

ALRIGHT, WHAT, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT UNDER THERE, JET PACKS?

MAGNETIC PROPULSION?

WE GOTTA FLY.

Steven: YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY GONNA CONTINUE WITH THIS RUSE.

Max: COOL.

♪

Alex: DAD, SOMETIMES THINGS CAN'T BE EXPLAINED,

THEY JUST NEED TO BE BELIEVED.

BYE SANTA.

♪

READY TO DO THIS ONE MORE TIME?

AS ALWAYS, MY DARLING.

HERE WE GO.

[Rockets Blasting]

DO YOU THINK I SHOULD TELL THEM I'M RETIRING?

OH NO, WAIT TILL EASTER.

HE HE, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

HA, HA, HA, HA.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

♪

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

♪

BYE SANTA.

WAVE GOOD BYE DAD.

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♪

♪ ALL THE GIFTS A MAN COULD WANT, ♪

♪ I'VE GOT RIGHT HERE IN MY ARMS, ♪

♪ SHE'S MY EVERY WISH, SHE'S ALREADY HERE ♪

♪ SHE'S MAKES EVERY DAY FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS ♪

♪ SHE MAKES EVERY NIGHT LIKE CHRISTMAS EVE ♪

♪ DEAR SANTA CLAUS, YOU DON'T NEED TO BRING NO GIFTS

BECAUSE MY BABY GIVES ME EVERYTHING I NEED ♪

♪

♪ MY BABY GIVES ME EVERYTHING I NEED ♪

♪ WELL DEAR SANTA, ANYTHING I'VE EVER ASKED FOR,

YOU'VE BEEN KIND ENOUGH TO PLACE BENEATH MY TREE ♪

♪

♪ I'VE EVEN GOT A MODEL TRAIN, A BRAND NEW BIKE, MY FAVORITE GAME

DIRECTED FROM THE NORTH POLE STRAIGHT TO ME ♪

♪

♪ BUT DEAR SANTA, YOU WILL NOTICE IN THIS LETTER,

I'M NOT ASKING FOR A SINGLE THING THIS YEAR ♪

♪ ALL THE GIFT A MAN COULD WANT, ♪

♪ I'VE GOT RIGHT HERE IN MY ARMS, ♪

♪ SHE'S MY EVERY WISH, SHE'S ALREADY HERE ♪

♪

♪ SHE'S MAKES EVERY DAY FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS ♪

♪ SHE MAKES EVERY NIGHT LIKE CHRISTMAS EVE ♪

♪ DEAR SANTA CLAUS, YOU DON'T NEED TO BRING NO GIFTS

BECAUSE MY BABY GIVES ME EVERYTHING I NEED ♪

♪

♪ MY BABY GIVES ME EVERYTHING I NEED ♪

♪