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[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
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? ?
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Ugh.
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What did we do?
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I got to call someone
and tell them what I did.
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I bet you want to tell a lot of people.
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I-I get it. But, please, don't.
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No, I meant...
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call my sponsor and
tell him that I relapsed.
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I feel awful.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I know how hard you've
worked to stay sober.
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Yeah.
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And I'm sorry about Josu�.
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I know how hard you worked
to stay away from men like me.
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Yeah.
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There's someone I have to call...
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Father Ramirez.
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- For forgiveness?
- For an exorcism.
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I let the Devil in me.
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[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
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? ?
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Wouldn't it be easier
to just use real flowers
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for your mom's engagement party?
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Well, she wanted these because
she's hoping to reuse them
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for her wedding. Huh.
If we ever got married,
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I wouldn't want flowers
made from toilet seat covers.
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If we ever got married? [CHUCKLES]
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[CHUCKLES] Uh, I don't
know what I'm saying.
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I lost a lot of blood to paper cuts.
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I figured out Nana's wedding gift.
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I'm going to film everyone
at the party talking
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about their greatest love.
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Aw, that's such a sweet idea, Gordo.
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It's also a free idea.
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I'll get us some coffee.
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You two made up?
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What makes you think we made out?
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Ew.
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No, I mean after your
big fight at the church.
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The Bible says to forgive, Mayan.
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15 years of Sunday school,
and you learn nothing?
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Isn't that the same dress
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that you were wearing yesterday?
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No, it's different.
You don't know fashion.
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Let's move on.
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Dad, I'm sorry I called you a screwup.
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My therapist reminded me
that sobriety is a journey
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and you're doing the best you can.
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Well, Mayan, you know,
what's past is in the past.
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Let's move on.
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I agree, especially today.
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This engagement party is a celebration
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of how far we've come as a family.
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I mean, Dad's sober. Mom is in love.
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We're all getting along
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and putting our destructive
behaviors behind us.
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[COUGHS]
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About the engagement...
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It's going to be the best moment
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that we will cherish forever.
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You didn't tell her that
the engagement's off?
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She's going to find out
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when Josu� doesn't
show up to his own party.
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I couldn't bear to take
away Mayan's happiness.
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She needs to believe that
marriage is a blessing.
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So you want us to lie to her?
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You lied about your relapse.
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She said I wasn't a screwup,
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so I can't tell her that I screwed up.
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We need to give her
something to celebrate...
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a special event that will distract her
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when we give her our bad news.
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What if...
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we turn this engagement party...
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into an engagement party?
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- Are you still drunk?
- Mm.
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Quinten confided in me
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that he's always wanted to marry Mayan.
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[GASPS]
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God is great.
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Carried a ring in his wallet for years.
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Those two getting engaged
is exactly the kind of
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happy distraction we need.
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It'll be easy to get that
puppet Quinten to propose.
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But how are we going to
get Mayan to go for it?
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Somehow I've scared her off marriage.
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I mean, how can everything be my fault?
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I was never around!
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[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
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Mayan, I need to ask you a
favor as my maid of honor.
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My wedding dress arrived,
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and I'd like for you to try it
on so I can see how it looks.
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You want me to break out in hives?
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You know I'm allergic to marriage.
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I need someone else to try it on.
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A mirror is 2-D.
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I mean, look at me. I'm very much 3-D.
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I need to see how it moves
walking down the aisle
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or pretending to be humble when
people say that I'm beautiful.
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Me?
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[CHUCKLES] Stop that.
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Go on.
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Fine.
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Yesterday I meant what I said, okay?
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You have my permission
to marry my daughter.
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Well, that's nice, but I
don't need your permission.
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I need Mayan's.
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Well, now that Mayan knows
you want to get married,
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she's into it.
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She told me.
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You're not exactly the
most reliable source,
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Father Lopez.
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Although today she said,
"if we ever got married,"
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and didn't follow it up with... [GAGS]
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Come on, man, if that's
not a green light,
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I don't know what is.
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I don't know.
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Well, if you don't believe me,
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wait till you see what she bought.
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Oh, my God, she looks beautiful.
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Maybe she really is open
to the idea of marriage.
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I told you.
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She was just embarrassed
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to admit she was wrong all these years.
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Now get out of here.
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It's bad luck to see the
bride in her wedding dress
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or hear any additional details.
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Okay, what would you
like me to do first?
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Show you what you'd look
like walking down the aisle?
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I'm here,
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and I do.
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Yeah, yeah, that's nice.
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Let's see what I would
look like dancing.
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Whoa.
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I never thought I'd see
myself in something like this.
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You picked the perfect dress, Mom,
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and the perfect man.
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You and Josu� are going
to be so happy together.
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Mom, are you crying?
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Today's a happy occasion.
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I just, uh...
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I look so good in that dress on you.
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Whoa.
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Mayan, you look amazing.
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I always dreamed I'd walk my
little girl down the aisle.
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Always a father, never
a father of the bride.
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Yeah, I mean, I never thought
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you'd be able to walk me down the aisle
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because you'd have to
walk in a straight line.
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But that's the old you.
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Right, right.
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We know it's not happening, Mayan,
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because you don't want to get married.
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Standing in front of
your friends and family,
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gazing into the eyes of the
man you can't live without...
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that's not what you
want, and that's okay.
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- You can take that off now.
- Okay.
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Just give me a minute.
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[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
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Churro, who's your greatest love?
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If it's me, do nothing.
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I knew it.
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We did a pretty nice
job on the backyard.
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You think your mom will like it?
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- I do.
- I do, too.
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Careful. Keep talking like
that, we'll end up married.
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[LAUGHS AWKWARDLY]
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Almost everyone is here. Where is Josu�?
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He's not going to make it...
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on time.
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He is running late.
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Oh.
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What's that for?
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I know it's not easy for you to be here,
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but I'm glad that you are.
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You've come a long way, Dad.
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Thank you, Mayan.
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George told me you want to propose.
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I can't think of a better
time to do it than right now.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Yeah, I-I do want to,
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but I can't do it at
your engagement party.
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That would steal your spotlight.
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Oh, it's fine.
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You know I don't like to
be the center of attention.
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And it would be the
greatest engagement gift
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anyone could ever give me.
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When you put it like that...
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I have to go get the ring.
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How?
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I keep that in my wallet.
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Rosie.
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Hey, man.
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- How you doing after last night?
- Not great.
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Have you told your
family that you relapsed?
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No. I want to, but I can't.
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Being sober has been
one of the only things
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I've done right by my family.
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I let everyone down,
but especially Mayan.
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If you tell her now, she'll forgive you.
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But if she finds out
on her own, she won't.
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In AA, they say you're only
as sick as your secrets,
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and I'm tired of being sick.
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The longer you wait,
the sicker you will feel.
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What are you waiting for?
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Josu�. He's not here yet.
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This isn't about him.
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C�llense! Quinten has something to say.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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I... um...
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I know we're here to
celebrate Rosie and Josu�,
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but with all our loved ones gathered...
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There's something you need to hear.
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Last night I relapsed, and I got drunk,
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and Rosie and I had sex!
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We made love!
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ALL: What?
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Because her and Josu� broke up
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because he's a lying,
cheating, beautiful scumbag.
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Oh.
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BOTH: What?
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Oh.
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I told the truth! I'm healed!
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Don't we all feel better?
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[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
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Today was the most
toxic Latino parenting
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I've ever seen!
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What about the Menendez brothers?
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This is why I invited my therapist over
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to help us talk this out.
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[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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Hi.
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I'm Dr. Glenda Brenda.
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We don't need a therapist.
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If it wasn't for your
father and his big mouth,
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you'd be engaged right now.
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You were going to propose?
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Yeah.
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Your parents said you wanted me to.
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And... and then I saw you in the dress.
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I knew you didn't need a 3-D model.
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You know what you got.
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You guys lied to us.
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I'm only as sick as my secrets.
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- Your face makes me sick.
- Not last night it didn't.
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It was dark, and I was drunk.
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It's so nice to finally put
a face to Mayan's trauma.
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? ?
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Okay, now that I've had a chance
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to talk to each of you, it's clear.
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This family is in crisis.
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It's also clear the price I quoted Mayan
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for this home visit is way too low.
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But if we look back at the root cause,
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it's evident that you all
feel the family's problems
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all stem from the same source.
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ALL: George.
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Mayan.
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Okay, sometimes it's difficult
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to express your feelings rationally,
264
00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:15,053
but there are other ways
to release aggression.
265
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,262
We already yelled at each other.
266
00:13:16,304 --> 00:13:18,390
You said you didn't like that.
267
00:13:21,476 --> 00:13:23,937
We're going to try a physical release.
268
00:13:23,978 --> 00:13:28,066
Mayan, were you able to choose
a pillow for everybody to hit?
269
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,527
Actually, I prepared something better.
270
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,824
A lifetime of daddy issues
and some Elmer's glue,
271
00:13:35,865 --> 00:13:38,743
and this is what you get.
272
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,161
Yeah, I don't think anybody wants...
273
00:13:40,203 --> 00:13:41,788
BOTH: Oh.
274
00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:44,749
This is for all your
lying and all your cheating
275
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:48,378
and making me think
that I could trust you.
276
00:13:50,672 --> 00:13:52,757
Damn, that felt good.
277
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:53,967
Excellent.
278
00:13:54,008 --> 00:13:56,886
- Quinten.
- Yeah.
279
00:13:56,928 --> 00:13:58,263
Oh.
280
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,683
The spinning isn't necessary.
281
00:14:01,725 --> 00:14:06,104
I'm tired of you manipulating me
282
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,022
and hurting Mayan,
283
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:11,359
and I don't appreciate the nicknames.
284
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,155
All right, settle down, Christian Pale.
285
00:14:16,948 --> 00:14:18,199
Mayan, batter up.
286
00:14:21,536 --> 00:14:25,832
[SIGHS] This is for lying
to us over and over again
287
00:14:25,874 --> 00:14:29,085
and making me afraid of
marriage and commitment
288
00:14:29,127 --> 00:14:32,839
and not trusting men!
289
00:14:32,881 --> 00:14:34,215
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
290
00:14:34,257 --> 00:14:36,593
Can I go again? I just
thought of something else.
291
00:14:36,634 --> 00:14:38,887
Hey! Come on.
292
00:14:38,928 --> 00:14:41,514
[SIGHS] It's George's turn.
293
00:14:43,391 --> 00:14:45,060
It's time to face yourself.
294
00:14:53,568 --> 00:14:55,737
- It won't break open.
- Try harder.
295
00:14:58,156 --> 00:15:00,492
- Break, stupid pi�ata.
- Harder.
296
00:15:02,994 --> 00:15:04,871
It won't break open.
297
00:15:04,913 --> 00:15:06,956
You won't stay sober.
298
00:15:06,998 --> 00:15:09,000
You hurt the people you love.
299
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,919
You're driving them out of your life.
300
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,295
Why can't you do better?
301
00:15:15,090 --> 00:15:18,093
[CRYING]
302
00:15:22,514 --> 00:15:26,059
[SERIOUS SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
303
00:15:26,101 --> 00:15:28,645
George, what came up for you
304
00:15:28,686 --> 00:15:31,815
as you watched your family
dismember an effigy of you?
305
00:15:31,856 --> 00:15:36,403
They seemed a little too into it.
306
00:15:36,444 --> 00:15:39,280
Yes, I did notice that this family
307
00:15:39,322 --> 00:15:42,617
jumps at any opportunity
to take things out on you.
308
00:15:42,659 --> 00:15:44,577
Rosie...
309
00:15:44,619 --> 00:15:47,831
the person who hurt you isn't George.
310
00:15:47,872 --> 00:15:50,708
It was Josu�.
311
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,085
You're right.
312
00:15:52,127 --> 00:15:55,213
I guess it was easier to
blame George than myself.
313
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,675
I feel like such a fool.
314
00:15:58,717 --> 00:16:00,385
Let it out.
315
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,303
You can't heal if you don't feel.
316
00:16:02,345 --> 00:16:05,306
Ooh, I just made that up. Ooh.
317
00:16:05,348 --> 00:16:07,183
This is fun. Dr. Brenda's on my side.
318
00:16:07,225 --> 00:16:09,018
All right.
319
00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:10,311
Dad, therapists don't take sides.
320
00:16:10,353 --> 00:16:12,188
No, we do not.
321
00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:16,735
But I am getting tired of you
blaming your father every week.
322
00:16:20,071 --> 00:16:22,615
Mayan, if you don't want
to get married, then don't.
323
00:16:22,657 --> 00:16:26,411
But you got to stop using
your dad as an excuse.
324
00:16:27,912 --> 00:16:29,914
Damn, Glenda.
325
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:34,753
I'm back.
326
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,796
Where's Chance? I got my speech ready.
327
00:16:36,838 --> 00:16:40,884
- Now's not the time, Oscar.
- "My greatest love...
328
00:16:40,925 --> 00:16:42,510
is George.
329
00:16:42,552 --> 00:16:44,429
He showed me that it's
never too late to change.
330
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,515
Once he was a drunk, a
cheater, a deadbeat dad.
331
00:16:47,557 --> 00:16:50,477
But today he's only
one of those things"...
332
00:16:52,896 --> 00:16:54,731
"A drunk.
333
00:16:54,773 --> 00:16:59,319
But despite that, he refused
to sleep with his hot ex-wife,
334
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,654
even though she wanted it bad."
335
00:17:04,032 --> 00:17:05,241
- Refused?
- Wanted it?
336
00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:07,577
Don't worry. I didn't
watch like some perv.
337
00:17:07,619 --> 00:17:09,204
I just listened to the whole thing
338
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:12,373
from the cab of the truck.
339
00:17:12,415 --> 00:17:15,001
We didn't sleep together. Thank God.
340
00:17:15,043 --> 00:17:17,253
You thank God? I thank God.
341
00:17:17,295 --> 00:17:19,547
I'm the one that should be thanking God.
342
00:17:21,216 --> 00:17:24,386
We were both drunk, and
that would have been wrong.
343
00:17:26,137 --> 00:17:28,681
- I did the right thing for once.
- Congratulations.
344
00:17:28,723 --> 00:17:31,393
It sounds like you are a better George.
345
00:17:34,062 --> 00:17:37,857
If I can turn down the most
beautiful woman in the world,
346
00:17:37,899 --> 00:17:39,943
then I'm strong enough
to turn down alcohol.
347
00:17:44,406 --> 00:17:46,574
The most beautiful woman in the world?
348
00:17:48,785 --> 00:17:51,246
Me?
349
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,873
Stop it. [CHUCKLES]
350
00:17:53,915 --> 00:17:55,917
Go on.
351
00:18:00,422 --> 00:18:04,259
[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
352
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,678
Now that Nana's engagement is off,
353
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,973
I guess my movie will
never have a great ending.
354
00:18:10,014 --> 00:18:12,767
Oh, just because it
doesn't have an ending
355
00:18:12,809 --> 00:18:15,228
doesn't mean it's not
worth watching, buddy.
356
00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:17,105
I'll go make the popcorn.
357
00:18:17,147 --> 00:18:21,234
Wait, maybe I can
give you a good ending.
358
00:18:21,276 --> 00:18:22,986
I like your confidence.
359
00:18:25,488 --> 00:18:27,907
Who is your greatest love, Mommy?
360
00:18:27,949 --> 00:18:29,534
Your daddy.
361
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:32,495
The first time I met
him was at the mall.
362
00:18:32,537 --> 00:18:36,875
I was shopping for toe
rings at Claire's, and...
363
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,710
there he was...
364
00:18:38,752 --> 00:18:42,130
an attainable Justin Bieber.
365
00:18:42,172 --> 00:18:46,468
He glided toward me in
his Skechers with wheels
366
00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:49,054
and right past me,
367
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:51,347
crashing into a Panda Express.
368
00:18:51,389 --> 00:18:53,725
Oh, babe.
369
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,602
It's our favorite restaurant.
370
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:01,483
Since then, you've seen me at my best
371
00:19:01,524 --> 00:19:03,568
and my family at their worst,
372
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,613
and you're still here.
373
00:19:06,654 --> 00:19:10,325
I used to be so afraid that you'd leave,
374
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:13,661
but I'm not anymore.
375
00:19:13,703 --> 00:19:16,122
I love you so much, Quinten.
376
00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:20,877
Dang, you did that, Mommy.
377
00:19:30,387 --> 00:19:31,930
Oh, my God.
378
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,602
It's happening. Keep rolling!
379
00:19:40,855 --> 00:19:43,733
Quinten Mark Van Bryan...
380
00:19:43,775 --> 00:19:45,985
will you make me the
happiest woman in the world
381
00:19:46,027 --> 00:19:47,445
and marry me?
382
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,947
Yes!
383
00:19:51,241 --> 00:19:54,494
I'm sorry, that just came out.
I've been waiting nine years.
384
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:59,791
Yes, Mayan, I'll marry you.
385
00:20:04,587 --> 00:20:07,549
But only...
386
00:20:13,263 --> 00:20:15,724
If you marry me.
387
00:20:15,765 --> 00:20:17,350
- Yes.
- Yeah?
388
00:20:17,392 --> 00:20:19,185
Yeah.
389
00:20:31,114 --> 00:20:32,949
Oh, my God!
390
00:20:34,617 --> 00:20:36,911
I'm so happy you're getting married.
391
00:20:36,953 --> 00:20:39,748
Don't get any ideas. I'm the best man.
392
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,668
Hey, after nine years
of nagging 'em, Rosie,
393
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:49,716
I got it done in an afternoon.
394
00:20:49,758 --> 00:20:51,676
Hey, this calls for some champagne.
395
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,012
- Really?
- No, no, no.
396
00:20:54,054 --> 00:20:58,433
? ?
397
00:20:58,475 --> 00:21:00,268
It's official.
398
00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:02,145
You're wearing the
cheapest engagement ring
399
00:21:02,187 --> 00:21:04,439
anyone has ever made.
400
00:21:04,481 --> 00:21:06,733
Beautiful, huh?
401
00:21:06,775 --> 00:21:08,651
It sure is.
402
00:21:10,612 --> 00:21:12,697
So...
403
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,866
how do you feel about everything
that went down with Mom?
404
00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:17,911
I mean, since my relapse, I
haven't thought about Rosie
405
00:21:17,952 --> 00:21:19,621
that way.
406
00:21:19,662 --> 00:21:22,874
Just knowing that your
mom wants me, it's...
407
00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:28,004
It's not as hot.
408
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:32,604
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