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[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
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- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
- Ooh. [CHUCKLES]
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Oh, no, did I miss the old people prom?
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We were taking engagement
and publicity photos.
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Rosie "La Reina's" Insurance is merging
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with No Way Josu�'s Legal Services
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to create a one-stop shop
for pain and suffering.
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Once we're married,
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we'll be Mr. and Mrs. Accidentes.
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Just so you know, I used to
call myself Mr. Accidentes.
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When we were pregnant with Mayan.
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So maybe you should rename
yourself Mr. Esloppy Seconds.
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- Ha!
- Hey!
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- Hey!
- Ew.
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Why are you being so rude to Josu�?
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Merging businesses?
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Getting married after a few months?
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Wait, did you get Josu� pregnant?
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Dad, that is their business.
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Josu� is part of my life now,
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so I'd really like it if
you tried bonding with him.
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Fine. I'll give it a shot.
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Well, listen, let's
call a truce, all right?
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We never fight.
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Like Churro and the neighbor's cat.
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If we get mad at each
other occasionally,
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we'll pee on each other's stuff.
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[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
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There's just one little
thing I want us all to do
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before my engagement party here.
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- Sure.
- Name it.
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Anything you want, Nana.
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I'd like for all of us to go
to church and confess our sins.
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- No.
- What?
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Can't we just make a donation?
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The house must be freed
of sin before the party!
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Jesus will be here.
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Jesus Hernandez, the
church's social media manager.
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Question.
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If Nana's getting married
for the second time,
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why haven't you two been married once?
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I did what happened to
my goldfish last week,
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so you're up.
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[CHUCKLES UNCOMFORTABLY]
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Gordo, do you remember
when Grandpa sat on you
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and it was cute for a minute,
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but then you started suffocating?
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That is what marriage is like.
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Marriage farts on your face?
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Yes.
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Marriage is right for some people.
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- But for us, it's just a piece of paper.
- Yeah.
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We're still going to
be together forever.
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[SIGHS] You guys should think about it.
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Getting farted on is really funny!
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When you said golf. I
thought you meant mini golf!
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Where's the Sphinx? The Taj Mahal?
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The giant shoe?
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I promise you're going to love this.
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Let's start with your stance. All right.
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- Uh.
- Yeah.
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[CLEARS THROAT] Now spread your legs.
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- Hey.
- All right.
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Now hit it.
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Do you want me to hit it,
or are you trying to hit it?
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OK, swing.
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[GLASS SHATTERING]
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Uh, oh.
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I broke the tail light
of that golf cart.
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Never admit to guilt.
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Who's to say that was your club, huh?
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As I say on my billboards,
no evidence, no crime.
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That also works in the moving business.
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"I'm sorry, ma'am,
but there's no evidence
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that that table ever had four legs."
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[LAUGHTER]
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What are you doing here, mentiroso?
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I'm sorry.
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I've been in AA, so I don't
remember a lot of things.
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Ew. Not you.
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Him.
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Uh, Valencia Santo
Domingo, good to see you.
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After what you did to me last week?
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Oy, eres un maldito guapo
cochino sinverguenza.
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Eres un desgraciado!
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[SPITS]
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What is Valencia Santa
Domingo talking about?
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What happened last week?
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- Oh, just another attorney.
- Hmm.
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I want a big judgment
against her client,
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and some people are just sore losers.
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It's hard for them to accept a lawyer
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who's beautiful and smart.
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I'm like "Legally Blonde."
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You sound legally full of caca.
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Oh.
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I've had a lot of women
yell at me like that,
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and it usually happens right
before their pitbull Ernie
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chases you across all
the lanes of the freeway.
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You two have history.
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- Oh, no.
- Mm.
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We've never dated.
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No evidence, no crime.
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Come on. Let's get a drink.
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Oof. Hey.
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How did your golf date with Josu� go?
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We had a lot in common. [CHUCKLES]
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Hey, that's great.
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No, Mayan. That's not
great. Have you met me?
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In one afternoon,
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Josu� showed me he's
capable of lying, cheating,
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and holding a man too close.
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Your feelings for Mom
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are making you see
things that aren't there.
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Last week, you tried to make
her jealous, and now this.
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My gut is telling me
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that Josu� is rushing
your mom into marriage
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because he's hiding something.
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Your gut?
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Your gut is the reason
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I could hold my breath
for three minutes.
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Mm-hmm.
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I mean, Mom is an amazing woman.
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Of course, Josu� would
want to lock it down.
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Trust me, Mayan.
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No man ever wants to lock it down.
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Any man that wants
to get married is sus.
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Leave it alone before
you screw everything up.
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You also have no proof
that any of this is true.
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All right. What if I had proof?
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You don't.
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This is all in your head,
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which explains why
there's so much of it.
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[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
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God, I'm here!
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Oh, hello, Father Ramirez.
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Thank you for making time
for my family of heathens.
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Who's first to face God's judgment?
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Just kidding. [LAUGHTER]
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But seriously, if you die
without confessing your sins,
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you'll burn for eternity
in the bowels of the beast.
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Will you excuse me for a moment?
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Hey.
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- Ah, ah.
- Hey.
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I am not doing this.
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What? Why?
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Just like you said about marriage.
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Confession might be
right for some people,
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but not for me.
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[SIGHS]
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Your nana wants you to confess,
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so you're doing it.
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But Nana also wants you to be married.
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- Start doing it!
- Just go!
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Why are we in church?
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When you said "confessions,"
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I thought we were gonna go see Usher.
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I've been planning to
get Josu� to tell me
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his dirty secrets, and
you're gonna help me
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expose that pretty little liar.
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I would love to help you,
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but I'm more of a "Riverdale" guy, so...
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I can't believe Chance keeps asking us
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why we're not married.
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I'd be willing to go second child
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to just nip this in the bud.
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[SIGHS]
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We could just get married.
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[LAUGH] Yeah, OK.
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[CHUCKLING] Yeah. Married
people are just dumb.
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Yeah. [CHUCKLES]
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How was it? Did you confess?
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Yes, but I held one thing in.
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Oh, what's that, Gordo?
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Pee! I really got to go!
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Oh, honey. OK.
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Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
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[KNOCKS]
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[IMITATING WOMAN] Father Ramirez,
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the Vatican is on the line.
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This is probably a prank,
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but Lord knows the one time
I don't go, it won't be.
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I will return in one moment, my son.
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And I'm back.
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Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
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I already did that.
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Great. Then we're done here.
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Send in the next guy.
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The handsome one who seems
like he's hiding secrets,
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possibly takes Ozempic.
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There is something that's
been weighing on me.
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[GROANS]
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Mayan doesn't believe in marriage,
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and I want to support her.
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But I also really want to marry her.
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I've wanted to for years.
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I know that means that
I will be legally bonded
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to her crazy parents.
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But I've grown to love them too.
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You have my blessing to propose.
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Every Mexican family needs a gringo
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to help them fill out government forms.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[KNOCKS ON DOOR] Anybody there?
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- Yeah.
- I've heard enough!
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Say three "Hail to the
Chiefs" and beat it.
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Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
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- Just one second.
- [PHONE BEEPS]
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Go on, you son of... I mean my son.
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Um, well, I have lied
and betrayed the trust
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of someone important in my life.
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I knew it!
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I mean God knew it.
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Continue loudly and in great detail.
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[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
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Did this betrayal that you speak of
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involve a woman that you
know in the biblical sense?
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It does.
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My fianc�e Rosie, she
thinks I'm someone I'm not.
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Yes! Yes!
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But the truth is...
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I hate "The Great British Bake-Off."
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What?
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Oh, their accents are so annoying!
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[BRITISH ACCENT] "Oh, heavens,
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this crumpet has a soggy bottom.
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Ugh!"
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[NORMALLY] Thank you, Father.
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I feel so much better now. Thank you.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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[SIGHS]
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Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
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Keep it short, and keep it clean.
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My son keeps asking
me why I'm not married,
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and I'm struggling to
answer him honestly.
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I don't want to tell him
that it's all my dad's fault.
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What do you mean?
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He lied. He cheated.
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He abandoned his family.
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The Lord wants me to ask you,
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why do you got to bring up old stuff?
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Isn't it possible that your
dad has changed for the better?
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Not really.
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He's sober now,
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but he's still a screw-up who
screws up everybody's lives.
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You really feel that way?
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Yes.
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My mom has finally moved on,
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and he's trying to ruin her relationship
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because suddenly, he wants her back.
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He's selfish.
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Marriage messes people
up, and it's messed me up,
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and I don't want anything to do with it,
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and neither does my partner.
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00:12:38,047 --> 00:12:40,007
[IMITATES BUZZER] Wrong!
262
00:12:41,884 --> 00:12:44,553
Quentin just told me he's always
wanted to be married to you,
263
00:12:44,595 --> 00:12:49,433
but you're why he won't propose, not me!
264
00:12:49,475 --> 00:12:50,726
Dad?
265
00:12:50,768 --> 00:12:52,770
I think you mean Father!
266
00:12:54,855 --> 00:12:56,899
What is going on?
267
00:12:56,940 --> 00:12:58,567
And why were you in there?
268
00:13:00,152 --> 00:13:01,528
I thought there was
a stairway to heaven.
269
00:13:03,530 --> 00:13:06,575
He's been listening to
everyone's confessions.
270
00:13:06,617 --> 00:13:09,620
This is sacrilege.
How could you, George?
271
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I had a good reason. [CHUCKLES]
272
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Mayan made me do it.
273
00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:15,667
What?
274
00:13:15,709 --> 00:13:17,836
You said I needed proof
that Josu� was sleazy.
275
00:13:17,878 --> 00:13:19,588
I was getting proof.
276
00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:21,757
And what did you find?
277
00:13:21,799 --> 00:13:25,386
I didn't find anything,
278
00:13:25,427 --> 00:13:28,597
except that my daughter
thinks that I'm a screw-up.
279
00:13:28,639 --> 00:13:30,516
But that doesn't mean
I'm wrong about Josu�.
280
00:13:30,557 --> 00:13:32,059
I know cheaters.
281
00:13:32,101 --> 00:13:34,353
Ask him about Valencia Santo Domingo.
282
00:13:34,395 --> 00:13:37,314
Yeah, I'll call Carmen Sandiego, too,
283
00:13:37,356 --> 00:13:40,275
and find out where in the
world your brain has gone!
284
00:13:44,071 --> 00:13:45,781
You're a miserable person,
285
00:13:45,823 --> 00:13:49,576
so you want everyone around
you to be miserable too.
286
00:13:51,662 --> 00:13:55,207
George, I don't want you at my party,
287
00:13:55,249 --> 00:13:57,251
and I don't want you in my life.
288
00:14:08,387 --> 00:14:11,515
[SOMBER SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
289
00:14:15,185 --> 00:14:17,271
[GEORGE SIGHS SOFTLY]
290
00:14:22,651 --> 00:14:23,944
George.
291
00:14:23,986 --> 00:14:26,697
Is that beer? Are you drinking?
292
00:14:26,739 --> 00:14:29,700
It's near beer.
293
00:14:29,742 --> 00:14:32,911
They were near my mouth.
294
00:14:32,953 --> 00:14:34,413
You relapsed.
295
00:14:34,455 --> 00:14:37,332
- I'm sorry, man.
- Well, that's... well.
296
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:41,754
Mayan was right about me.
297
00:14:41,795 --> 00:14:43,130
I'm a screw-up.
298
00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:44,923
And I screw up the lives
of everybody who around me.
299
00:14:44,965 --> 00:14:46,425
Why bother being sober?
300
00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:47,801
So you screwed up.
301
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,344
Your heart was in the right place,
302
00:14:49,386 --> 00:14:51,055
looking out for Rosie.
303
00:14:51,096 --> 00:14:54,600
Oh, but I hurt her, too. [SIGHS]
304
00:14:54,641 --> 00:14:56,643
I can't have my family see me like this.
305
00:14:56,685 --> 00:14:57,811
I can't.
306
00:14:57,853 --> 00:15:00,981
OK, you're gonna stay here, right?
307
00:15:01,023 --> 00:15:04,735
I'm going to get you
some food, and then...
308
00:15:04,777 --> 00:15:08,697
I guess I'll find another
vehicle to sleep in.
309
00:15:16,997 --> 00:15:20,292
Time for a toast to the
mergers of our lives,
310
00:15:20,334 --> 00:15:23,796
our businesses, and
our smoking hot bodies.
311
00:15:23,837 --> 00:15:25,255
[CHUCKLES]
312
00:15:28,509 --> 00:15:30,344
Before we sign the contract,
313
00:15:30,386 --> 00:15:33,972
I have one more confession to make.
314
00:15:34,014 --> 00:15:35,182
Oh.
315
00:15:35,224 --> 00:15:37,017
George said something.
316
00:15:37,059 --> 00:15:39,561
It got me thinking, and
so I did a little digging.
317
00:15:39,603 --> 00:15:41,688
Oh, and where did you bury him?
318
00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:44,483
[LAUGHS]
319
00:15:44,525 --> 00:15:45,651
See?
320
00:15:45,692 --> 00:15:50,572
You are so charming and funny
321
00:15:50,614 --> 00:15:53,951
that I forgot to keep my guard up.
322
00:15:53,992 --> 00:15:56,912
There's no reason to keep
your guard up with me, mi amor.
323
00:15:56,954 --> 00:15:59,373
I have nothing to hide.
324
00:15:59,415 --> 00:16:01,792
I didn't find anything on the internet,
325
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:05,045
but if there's one thing George knows,
326
00:16:05,087 --> 00:16:07,548
it's red flags.
327
00:16:07,589 --> 00:16:12,845
So I spoke to Valencia Santo Domingo.
328
00:16:12,886 --> 00:16:15,347
I'm sorry, Rosie. I
don't know who that is.
329
00:16:15,389 --> 00:16:18,976
It's a woman you slept with last week.
330
00:16:20,811 --> 00:16:24,523
She wants me to give you a message.
331
00:16:25,691 --> 00:16:29,278
"Canalla baboso ratero payaso!"
332
00:16:29,319 --> 00:16:31,238
[SPITS]
333
00:16:36,535 --> 00:16:38,120
You slept with her.
334
00:16:38,162 --> 00:16:39,538
You stole from her.
335
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:42,875
And she didn't know
that you are engaged.
336
00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:45,878
Well, correction.
337
00:16:45,919 --> 00:16:47,296
Were.
338
00:16:52,593 --> 00:16:54,386
OK, Rosie, let's talk about this.
339
00:16:54,428 --> 00:16:56,055
You don't have to listen to her.
340
00:16:56,096 --> 00:16:57,097
She's crazy.
341
00:16:57,139 --> 00:16:58,557
[CHUCKLES] Oh.
342
00:16:58,599 --> 00:17:01,560
Is Margarita Candelas also crazy?
343
00:17:01,602 --> 00:17:04,229
And Yesenia Donta�a?
344
00:17:04,271 --> 00:17:08,734
- And Cheryl?
- [GASPS]
345
00:17:08,776 --> 00:17:11,070
OK, did any of these
women show you proof?
346
00:17:11,111 --> 00:17:12,529
Because...
347
00:17:12,571 --> 00:17:15,783
no evidence, no crime.
348
00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:18,619
If you don't leave my house right now,
349
00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:20,621
I'm gonna show you a crime!
350
00:17:20,662 --> 00:17:22,915
And I'm gonna make sure
that there is no evidence!
351
00:17:22,956 --> 00:17:24,416
What...
352
00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:33,550
[SIGHS]
353
00:17:36,595 --> 00:17:39,306
[SOMBER SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
354
00:17:42,643 --> 00:17:45,687
[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
355
00:17:47,272 --> 00:17:49,733
I was looking for you.
356
00:17:49,775 --> 00:17:52,027
What are you doing in here?
357
00:17:52,069 --> 00:17:53,362
I don't know,
358
00:17:53,404 --> 00:17:56,532
but I woke up with this
burger, so I'm eating it.
359
00:17:59,868 --> 00:18:01,412
Oh, my G...
360
00:18:01,453 --> 00:18:04,081
are you drunk right now?
361
00:18:04,123 --> 00:18:05,833
No, I'm not.
362
00:18:05,874 --> 00:18:10,045
And I don't appreciate the
two of you ganging up on me!
363
00:18:10,087 --> 00:18:13,841
Oh, George, you've come so far.
364
00:18:13,882 --> 00:18:17,386
I can't believe that you... [HICCUPS]
365
00:18:18,679 --> 00:18:21,306
You only hiccup when you're wasted.
366
00:18:21,348 --> 00:18:23,892
Are you drunk right now?
367
00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:25,519
No.
368
00:18:25,561 --> 00:18:27,396
But the other me might be.
369
00:18:34,737 --> 00:18:37,197
Remember when we used
to get drunk together?
370
00:18:37,239 --> 00:18:38,615
[CHUCKLES]
371
00:18:38,657 --> 00:18:40,033
And I would make you
laugh so you would hiccup?
372
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,660
[HICCUPS]
373
00:18:41,702 --> 00:18:44,163
- You still do it.
- Oh! [LAUGHS]
374
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:52,421
You were right.
375
00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:54,214
Josu�'s a sleazeball.
376
00:18:54,256 --> 00:18:57,051
[SIGHS]
377
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:59,386
You were never good at reading books
378
00:18:59,428 --> 00:19:01,180
or traffic signs
379
00:19:01,221 --> 00:19:06,518
or warning labels on pills.
380
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:09,980
But you have always been good
381
00:19:10,022 --> 00:19:13,317
at reading other people.
382
00:19:13,358 --> 00:19:14,735
[SIGHS]
383
00:19:14,777 --> 00:19:18,072
I'm so sorry, Rosie.
384
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,990
I feel so stupid.
385
00:19:20,032 --> 00:19:22,367
Why didn't I see the truth sooner?
386
00:19:22,409 --> 00:19:25,204
No, he charmed us all, even me.
387
00:19:25,245 --> 00:19:29,458
He slapped my ass, and I didn't hate it.
388
00:19:32,169 --> 00:19:36,048
I appreciate you looking out for me.
389
00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:39,385
I'm always gonna look out for you.
390
00:19:39,426 --> 00:19:40,552
And I'm sorry about the way that
391
00:19:40,594 --> 00:19:44,765
I've been behaving these last few weeks.
392
00:19:44,807 --> 00:19:47,601
It's because I still
have feelings for you.
393
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:51,063
You really have feelings for me?
394
00:19:53,023 --> 00:19:54,608
Mm-hmm.
395
00:19:58,862 --> 00:20:00,364
I just can't believe
my dad was listening
396
00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:02,032
to all of our confessions.
397
00:20:02,074 --> 00:20:05,619
I said things to him that I
would only say to a priest.
398
00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:08,455
I feel really bad. He
did not deserve that.
399
00:20:08,497 --> 00:20:10,082
Yeah, we should just, like,
400
00:20:10,124 --> 00:20:12,668
totally forget that the day,
like, ever happened, so...
401
00:20:16,213 --> 00:20:21,218
Quinten, Dad said that you've
always wanted us to be married.
402
00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:23,679
Is that true?
403
00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:28,517
I might have bought a ring
404
00:20:28,559 --> 00:20:30,644
the day after you told
me we were pregnant.
405
00:20:30,686 --> 00:20:33,147
Why didn't you ever tell me?
406
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,857
Because I know marriage scares you.
407
00:20:34,898 --> 00:20:39,111
Well, yeah, it does. But you know why.
408
00:20:39,153 --> 00:20:42,406
You live with why!
409
00:20:42,448 --> 00:20:45,325
And this is why I didn't
want to put you in a position
410
00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:49,329
where you felt forced to agree
to something you didn't want.
411
00:20:49,371 --> 00:20:50,873
So I kept the ring,
412
00:20:50,914 --> 00:20:54,710
and I hoped that one day
you might change your mind.
413
00:20:56,336 --> 00:20:58,088
But what if I never change my mind?
414
00:21:00,632 --> 00:21:02,217
I'll still be here.
415
00:21:02,259 --> 00:21:03,802
And so will the ring.
416
00:21:03,844 --> 00:21:06,263
Diamonds are forever. [CHUCKLES]
417
00:21:06,305 --> 00:21:07,806
[CHUCKLES]
418
00:21:07,848 --> 00:21:09,516
And so is the zirconia
419
00:21:09,558 --> 00:21:10,684
I bought at Sears with my allowance.
420
00:21:10,726 --> 00:21:12,561
[LAUGHS]
421
00:21:13,479 --> 00:21:16,106
[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
422
00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:25,199
[BOTH SCREAM]
423
00:21:25,249 --> 00:21:29,799
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