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{an8}Yes
team! Let me see that...
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{an8} Oh! Niffty, nice side swipe!
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{an8}Pentious,
like to see that effort.
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Teamwork makes the dream work!
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{an8} Yes! I heard that once...
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{an8}Train, train, train.
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{an8}No fucking way!
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They're going to fight?
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Oh, my God. Ha ha ha ha!
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Oh. Looks like your little hotel
didn't work out so well.
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{an8}Oh Alastor, I cannot
wait to watch you get FUCKED!
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Oh, I wish
my mom was here to see this.
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The cannibals
seem ready to fight.
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Are we?
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Fear not, damsels.
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I shall have the staff
ready for victorious combat!
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What in
the hell are you supposed to be?
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General Pentious,
reporting for duty.
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I'll turn those rapscallions
into soldiers in no time at all.
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Thank you, Pen.
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What can I do to help?
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I'm glad you asked, soldier.
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The base needs fortifications.
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Reinforce the southern wall.
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Create a moat
around the perimeter
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to stop a ground assault.
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How about this?
If you see an angel, stab it.
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Oooohh...
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Stab! Stab! Stab!
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Not Him!
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Listen up, sinners!
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We got twenty four hours before
the extermination begins
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Let's get to work.
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So,
you wanna aim here, here...
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- Oh, they suck.
- Yes.
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Watch this.
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Oh they suck so bad
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Oh, God.
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They're going to fucking die.
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They're... They're going to die.
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Hello?
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I want to thank
everyone for coming.
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Even people who aren't
staying here yet... Cherri.
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Look, I can't
resist a fight, okay?
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Especially when I get to
tag team with this fuckhead.
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Tomorrow, the exorcist angels will
face a Hell ready to defend itself and win.
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Yeah!
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Yeah, we will! Tell 'em, baby!
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Yes. And we are...
we are going to win!
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But in case we don't,
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I want you all to know...
that getting to know you
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has been
the biggest honor of my life.
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Whatever
redemption really means,
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I know you all tried.
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I have seen
the good in all of you.
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And it's...
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I... I'm just...
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I love you all... so much,
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and... and live tonight
however you want because...
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We're all going to die! Hahahah!
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All right,
let's give it up for not dying!
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Love not dying!
Drinks?
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I mean, personally, I'm excited.
It's been a long time since I stabbed anyone
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and really meant
it, you know what I mean?
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- Cheers, bitches!
- Yeah!
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Here's to us!
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Here's to being
alive today and not dying tomorrow.
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Chug, chug, chug!
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Ah, the celebratory
night before a courageous last stand.
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It's been a surprising thrill to
witness these wayward souls find connection.
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Almost makes one sentimental,
eh Niffty?
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I really like them, Alastor.
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They let me put on roach
puppet shows without booing!
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Ahh, an enjoyable
collective to be around.
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I admit one
could get accustomed.
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I dub thee King Roach.
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Oh, to understand your twisted
little mind. Hahaha.
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Last day of afterlife,
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and you're not off snorting
a line off some hunk's abs?
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Ehh, you fucked one cannibal
pool boy, you fucked 'em all.
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I guess you have changed.
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Hey, Charlie said live tonight
however we wanted,
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so pour me a fresh one,
and let's get to living.
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Miss Bomb...?
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- Cherri?
- Yeah.
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I want to tell you... that I...
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I love...
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I'd love to wish you good
luck in the battle ahead.
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Okay.
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You are... Have always been a
worthy opponent.
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With the most...
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brilliant explosive contraptions
I've ever seen.
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Uh... Thanks?
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Anyway, I guess...
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Please don't die tomorrow. Okay. Bye.
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Ya know,
you could totally tap that.
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Tss, don't be gross.
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Cuz, you know,
I hear he's got two dicks.
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...Huh!
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- Charlie?
- Um,
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I'm sorry... I'm...
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I'm just so scared.
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What if we lose?
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♪ You've already done so much ♪
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♪ So many lives you've changed ♪
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♪ So many souls you touched ♪
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♪ And in the end ♪
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♪ If it's only me you've saved ♪
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♪ There's something that ♪
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♪ I've been dying to say ♪
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♪ More than anything ♪
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♪ More than anything ♪
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♪ Need you to know
I love you more than anything ♪
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♪ More than anything ♪
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Extermination Day
is here, bitches.
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We're going to go down
and exterminate demon ass!
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Destroy that ass!
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Prepare to slaughter
every sinner in that shit hotel,
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and you all remember, Vaggie?!
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- Boo!
- We hate her!
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Rip Vaggie's
cunt mouth out her ass!
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Would you just...
ju... chill, Lute. Fuck.
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Anyway, whoever brings me
Vaggie's head gets...
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Uh... I dunno, a million Heaven
bucks. How about that, huh?
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Haha, yeah!
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Ladies, let's fuck shit up!
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ATTACK!
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FORWARD!
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Here they come.
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Get ready, everyone.
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We fight together!
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Come on, let's go!
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Oh, oh. Oh.
This is going to be good.
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NOW! FOR YOUR SOULS!
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Let's fuck them up!
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Arrgh, take that!
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Let the slaughter begin.
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The fuck?!
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They appear to
have some kind of shield, sir!
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Oh, really? I didn't see this
giant fucking shield in front of me,
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You dumb bitch. No shit!
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That's how they can
kill us?! With our own weapons!?
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Fucking weak, dude.
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Come'n get some!
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Eat
shrapnel, fuckers!
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All angelic
weapons fire at will!
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Hey, yelling while
fighting doesn't help.
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Alastor's shield is working!
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Trying to focus, sweetie!
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We might actually have a chance.
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Love the optimism.
Still trying to focus.
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I'm fucking over this.
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Fuck!
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Oh no!
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Oh, fuck!
I am so hard right now.
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Adam.
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First man, next to die.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Alastor.
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Pleasure to be meeting you.
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Quite a pleasure.
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I'm
about to end your fucking life.
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Nice voice. Don't
you know jazz is for pussies?
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Nah ah ah!
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You really think
you can take me on?
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A mortal soul is no
match for me, edge-lord.
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You should know better
than anyone what a soul can accomplish
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when they take
charge of their own fate.
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Arrgh!
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Ohohoho, think
you're tough shit, huh?
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Tougher than you!
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Hahahaha! You lack
discipline, control, and worst,
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you're sloppy!
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And you're... fuck...
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fuck you... you red piece of f...
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too much fucking red... fuck...
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Shut up!
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Hahaha! Poetry.
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Grr, I'm going to wipe that shit
eating grin off your face
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'cause radio is fuckin' dead!
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What just happened?
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Ffffuck.
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Arrgh!
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Yes!! Fuck you Alastor!
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Ha ha ha ha.
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This is better than sex.
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Have to disagree with you there.
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Radio's not dead,
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but it is ending this broadcast.
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Bye, bitch.
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No! Fuck you,
fuck you, fuck you!! Pussy.
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Right flank advance!
Left flank, watch your six.
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Ladies! There are
more coming up on your right.
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Get ready for them Vagatha!
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Not my name! But, got it.
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Sorry! Sorry.
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Sorry...
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Sorry, sorry!
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Now's not
the time for that babe!
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Oh, right.
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Die motherfuckers!
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These fuckin'
angels won't stop comin'.
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- Hah!
- Okay, I walked right into that one.
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Hold that thought.
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You alright squirt?
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I nearly scrambled myself.
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Get somewhere safe.
Arrgh!
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Suck my holy
light, fuckers! Yeah!
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What? Alastor was
supposed to handle him.
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Oh, no, he must be...
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We aren't going to last
long unless we do something about him.
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Of course.
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I'm trying to fight here!
You out of your fucking mind?
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Yes.
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Miss Cherry Bomb,
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I love you.
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Remember meeee!
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That was kind of hot.
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Eggs,
activate thrusters, and charge the death ray.
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Yes, sir.
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Pentious?
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That crazy motherfucker.
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Target in range.
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Fire.
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Oh, whoop!
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That coulda been ugly.
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Noooo!
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- Fuck...
- No.
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- You did good, buddy.
- No, no, no.
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Charlie, I'm so sorry.
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Razzle! Dazzle!
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Let's ride.
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Yeah! Get 'em!
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Forward!
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Go, Razzle, go!
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Oh, look
who thinks they're bad ass now.
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The traitor came to die.
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No!!
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Before I take your life,
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I'm going to tear that other eye
out of your face.
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Try it, bitch.
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Vaggie!
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Surprise, bitch!
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Risking
your immortal life for sinners?
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That's some crazy shit,
even for Lucifer's brat!
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These sinners are my family.
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"These sinners are my famwy."
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Do you even hear yourself?
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You shoulda stayed
in your place, girlie...
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Arrgh! Shit!
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That's Princess
of Hell to you, pig!
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The fuck? That hurt.
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Heh hahaha, okay.
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Arrgh.
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You always were weak.
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So I'll spare you the pain
of seeing your demon bitch die.
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Do it, then.
Correct your mistake.
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Seriously,
you're pathetic, you know that?
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Ready to die rather
than accepting mercy?
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No, live.
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Live knowing that you only do
because I let you...
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00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:10,599
The failure.
263
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:18,107
EeeaaaaaUUUUAAGGHHH!!
264
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,445
Let... me... go!
265
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:28,660
This fight was cute n' all,
but it's time to die with the rest of them.
266
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:31,579
Charlie!
267
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,918
Dad?
268
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,422
Sorry I wasn't
here sooner, sweetie.
269
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,924
Huh? Okay, seriously?
270
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:46,427
How many of
you freaks do I have to fight?!
271
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,555
Oh,
I'm the only one that matters.
272
00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:50,765
See, you messed
with my daughter,
273
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,976
and now I am going to fuck you!
274
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,938
Well, this just got interesting.
275
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,522
It's fuck you "up"... Dad.
276
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,275
Wait, what did I say?
277
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,154
So, this is what
you've been up to since Eden?
278
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,197
Gotta say, you really
let yourself go buddy.
279
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:11,661
You judgin' me?
You're the most hated being in all of creation!
280
00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:14,664
Well, your first wife didn't
seem to hate what I had to offer,
281
00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:17,584
or the second.
Bow-chicka-wow-wow.
282
00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:19,627
I'll fuckin' end you!!
283
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,129
Woah, missed me!
284
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:22,713
Hoohoo, not even close.
285
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:26,091
Hehehehe! Nice try, douchebag!
286
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,637
Hold still,
you slippery fucker!
287
00:15:34,477 --> 00:15:36,853
Ahhh!!
288
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:39,229
I got you!
289
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,482
Dad! Look out!
290
00:15:40,483 --> 00:15:41,649
Huh?
291
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,195
Woah, wait, what the fuck?!
292
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,493
You come
at me, and my daughter,
293
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:56,164
don't forget you're
in my house bitch!
294
00:15:57,812 --> 00:15:59,459
Whoa, whoa, Dad.
295
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:01,544
He's had enough.
296
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,754
Alright.
297
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,549
How's mercy
taste, you little bitch?
298
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,050
No...
299
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,371
You don't get to end this.
300
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:13,138
I'm fucking Adam!
I'm the fucking man,
301
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,019
and you're just some
fucking clown or something.
302
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,101
I started everything on Earth.
303
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:20,105
All of mankind came from
these fucking nuts.
304
00:16:20,106 --> 00:16:21,647
You all should be worshiping me,
305
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:26,653
you ungrateful, disgusting,
fucking losers!
306
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,198
Woah! Hey,
you got something...
307
00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:32,534
sticking out of your... Your thing there.
308
00:16:32,535 --> 00:16:35,370
Niffty?!
309
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:41,292
Stab! Stab! Stab!
310
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,523
Holy shit!
311
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,754
Blood! Ha ha ha!
312
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,590
Noooo!
313
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,258
Sir?! Sir?!
314
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,926
Stay with me, sir.
315
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,594
Adam!
316
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,013
It's over.
317
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,431
Take your little friends
318
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,475
and go home!
319
00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:58,559
Please.
320
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,062
Retreat.
321
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,565
All exorcists fall back.
322
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,677
So... who's up for pancakes?
323
00:17:12,678 --> 00:17:14,711
Good evening.
324
00:17:14,712 --> 00:17:16,744
{an8}I'm Katie Killjoy.
325
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,247
{an8}- And I'm...
- Nobody gives a shit who you are Tom.
326
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:23,083
Breaking news.
Extermination day is canceled.
327
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:26,171
Charlie Morningstar managed
to fend off the angelic attack
328
00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:28,319
with more than just nice words.
329
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,466
In an unseen turn of events,
330
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,802
our demonic head
honcho Lucifer stepped in
331
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,555
to save his daughter's ass
in the last moment.
332
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,518
We're also hearing reports
that Adam, leader of the Angelic Legions,
333
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:43,083
first man and
totally fuckable bad boy,
334
00:17:43,084 --> 00:17:45,648
has been slain
by a filthy janitor.
335
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,357
The janitor said, quote,
336
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:50,277
"Charlie told me
to stab, so I did."
337
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,446
{an8}Anyway, congrats
to Charlie and her crew
338
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,783
{an8}for not being totally
fucking useless for once.
339
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:04,751
Oh,
there, there. It's...
340
00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:06,085
It's okay.
341
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:21,059
♪ He did it for us ♪
342
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,813
♪ The ultimate sacrifice ♪
343
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,483
♪ He gave me his trust ♪
344
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,362
♪ And look how
we pay the price ♪
345
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:36,240
♪ This bloodshed
could have been avoided ♪
346
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:39,869
♪ If I convinced Heaven
to work together ♪
347
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:43,497
♪ I took a hotel
and I destroyed it ♪
348
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:47,501
♪ I know I could
have done better ♪
349
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:52,215
♪ Better instead
of letting you down ♪
350
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,884
♪ Come
on little lady ♪
351
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,510
♪ Why the frown? ♪
352
00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:59,597
♪ In the last 10,000 years ♪
353
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:05,520
♪ You're the first one
to change this town ♪
354
00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:07,479
♪ You can do this ♪
355
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,273
♪ Now I know it ♪
356
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:12,609
♪ For your story
has just begun ♪
357
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:16,196
♪ You can't quit now ♪
hell, you owe it ♪
358
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:19,784
♪ There's still
damage to be undone ♪
359
00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:21,910
♪ You've changed my mind ♪
360
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,745
♪ You've touched their hearts ♪
361
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:27,375
♪ Found the good
and souls gone bad ♪
362
00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:28,877
♪ The stage is wrecked ♪
363
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,711
♪ The crowd is gone ♪
364
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,754
♪ But by God Charlie ♪
365
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,570
♪ The show it must go on ♪
366
00:19:35,571 --> 00:19:38,386
♪ We can do this ♪
367
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:39,887
♪ We can build it ♪
368
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,973
♪ Best hotel
that you've ever seen ♪
369
00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:43,724
♪ Twice the bedrooms ♪
370
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,475
♪ We can fill it ♪
371
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,896
♪ With more
sinners than you can dream ♪
372
00:19:47,897 --> 00:19:49,354
♪ It starts with you ♪
373
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,606
♪ You know it's true ♪
374
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:53,358
♪ Fulfill your destiny ♪
375
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,321
♪ So long as I've
got all of you with me ♪
376
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,575
♪ To build a hotel
I think we need some brick and lumber ♪
377
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:04,245
♪ Good thing we're in Hell,
check out this little magic number ♪
378
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,746
♪ Start with foundation ♪
379
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,706
♪ A remedial creation for me ♪
380
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,875
♪ It's as easy as can be ♪
381
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,315
♪ No time for cryin'
we got a lot of work to do and ♪
382
00:20:12,316 --> 00:20:14,756
♪ We gotta try and make the best
of what's in ruins ♪
383
00:20:14,757 --> 00:20:16,548
♪ New coat of paint ♪
384
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,425
♪ New lights
across the marquee ♪
385
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,510
♪ With a little sorcery ♪
386
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:23,159
♪ After
the battle masterless cattle ♪
387
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,808
♪ Overlords hanging by a thread ♪
388
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,185
♪ With a bit of bravado
maybe tomorrow ♪
389
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:30,563
♪ We'll will be atop the heap ♪
390
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,774
♪ While
the rest of Hell's pissing ♪
391
00:20:32,775 --> 00:20:34,900
♪ Alastor's missing ♪
392
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,903
♪ Fled
with his tail between his legs ♪
393
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:39,488
♪ Nature abhors a power vacuum ♪
394
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,406
♪ It leaves
room for you and me ♪
395
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,661
♪ The future of
Hell belongs to the Vees ♪
396
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:49,227
♪ This place is reeks of death ♪
397
00:20:49,228 --> 00:20:51,793
♪ There's a chill in the air ♪
398
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:57,965
♪ And I barely escaped
being killed by a hair ♪
399
00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:03,471
♪ " Great Alastor Altruist
died for his friends" ♪
400
00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:06,182
♪ Sorry to disappoint ♪
401
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,892
♪ That is not where this ends ♪
402
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:13,981
♪ I'm hungry for freedom
like never before ♪
403
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:18,987
♪ The constraints of my deal
surely you have a back door ♪
404
00:21:18,988 --> 00:21:23,992
♪ Once I figure out
how to unclip my wings ♪
405
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,451
♪ Guess who will be pulling ♪
406
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,663
♪ All the strings ♪
407
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,957
- ♪ We can do this ♪
- ♪ We can do this ♪
408
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,835
- ♪ We'll be better ♪
- ♪ We'll be better ♪
409
00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:36,670
♪ Though
redemption may take a while ♪
410
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:37,755
- ♪ Though it may take a while ♪
- ♪ Wayward sinners ♪
411
00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:39,589
♪ Clear their ledger ♪
412
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:40,508
♪ And we're doing it with a smile ♪
413
00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:42,467
♪ Yeah ♪
414
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,469
♪ We've made
a difference wait and see ♪
415
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,763
♪ We're gonna do this you and me ♪
416
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,017
♪ And then tomorrow it will be ♪
417
00:21:49,018 --> 00:21:54,063
♪ A fuckin' happy day ♪
418
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:59,110
♪ In Hell ♪
419
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:07,410
What...? Where? Where am I?!
420
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:11,372
Oh, hello.
421
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,836
Adam is dead.
422
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,047
Your deal is done
and I'm in charge now.
423
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:22,842
Your brat is threatening
the very foundation of Heaven.
424
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,968
And if you want to stay here,
425
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:28,514
you're going down there
and stopping that bitch.
426
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,891
You understand me,
427
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,727
Lilith?
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