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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:35,077 So, like, where are your wings? 2 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:36,536 Niffty, I don't have... 3 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,289 {an8}Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive 4 00:00:38,290 --> 00:00:39,748 {an8}about her lack of wings, 5 00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:41,208 just like her lack of tits? 6 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,543 Yeah. Where are your tits? 7 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,588 Any other questions? 8 00:00:45,589 --> 00:00:47,255 I got one. 9 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:49,320 {an8}How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven 10 00:00:49,321 --> 00:00:51,385 {an8} we get in deeper and deeper shit? 11 00:00:51,386 --> 00:00:53,179 {an8}It's not her fault. 12 00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:54,429 {an8}Angels are just... 13 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:56,098 {an8}- Liars? - ...difficult 14 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:57,766 {an8}But Charlie's trying her best. 15 00:00:57,767 --> 00:01:02,480 Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far. 16 00:01:02,481 --> 00:01:05,857 And where is miss fearless leader anyway? 17 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:09,487 Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan? 18 00:01:09,488 --> 00:01:10,779 She's upstairs. 19 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:12,782 Coming up with something, I'm sure, 20 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:14,784 in our room. 21 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:16,827 Alone. 22 00:01:16,828 --> 00:01:19,330 Hmm. 23 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:29,256 Oh, Charlie, you look an absolute mess. 24 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:32,217 Ugh, go away, Alastor. 25 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:36,639 Now, now, is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of Heaven and 26 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,557 and dooming everyone you love? 27 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:40,892 I have enough on my mind 28 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:44,313 without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, asshole. 29 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:45,898 Who's joking? 30 00:01:45,899 --> 00:01:47,649 Aaagh! 31 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:50,172 You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear 32 00:01:50,173 --> 00:01:52,696 what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next. 33 00:01:52,697 --> 00:01:54,614 Ugh, I can't. 34 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,618 How can I face them after failing them all so hard? 35 00:01:57,827 --> 00:02:01,831 They came here to be saved and all I gave them was more pain. 36 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:06,794 I'm just as bad as the cruelest Overlord in Hell. 37 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,711 And maybe worse. 38 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,797 At least they don't go around giving false hope. 39 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,759 Well, I never expected to see such a miserable display 40 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,761 of self-loathing from you. 41 00:02:15,762 --> 00:02:17,762 Oh, fuck you, Alastor. 42 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:21,851 All you do is stand there, smiling while you watch us struggle and fail. 43 00:02:21,852 --> 00:02:25,229 I don't know how you can enjoy all this suffering so much. 44 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:28,356 Just because you see a smile, 45 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:31,360 don't think you know what's going on underneath. 46 00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:35,280 A smile is a valuable tool, my dear. 47 00:02:35,281 --> 00:02:38,366 It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, 48 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:43,205 and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you're the one in control. 49 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:44,414 But I'm not. 50 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:46,332 I'm the farthest thing from in control. 51 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:49,378 The person I trust most has been lying to me for years. 52 00:02:49,379 --> 00:02:51,212 Heaven refuses to listen. 53 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:53,798 Even if they did, I can't prove the hotel works. 54 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:57,553 Adam has an invincible exorcist Army pointed right at my doorstep 55 00:02:57,554 --> 00:02:58,637 and there's nothing I can do 56 00:02:58,638 --> 00:02:59,847 about any of it. 57 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:06,562 I know something you don't know. 58 00:03:06,563 --> 00:03:08,730 Huh? 59 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:11,400 Those big, scary angels are not quite as indestructible as they seem. 60 00:03:11,401 --> 00:03:12,775 What are you talking about? 61 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:15,570 Just that you and your little band of misfits 62 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:18,365 might stand more of a chance than you think. 63 00:03:18,366 --> 00:03:20,200 How? I'll do anything. 64 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:21,660 Anything? 65 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:24,079 Then... let's make a deal. 66 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,915 You... 67 00:03:25,916 --> 00:03:28,291 You want my soul? 68 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,377 Your soul? 69 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,463 Heavens, no. 70 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:36,258 All I need from you is one itty bitty favor. 71 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,572 What's a favor between friends? 72 00:03:38,573 --> 00:03:40,595 I won't hurt anyone for you. 73 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:43,891 Who's asking! One favor, at a time of my choosing, 74 00:03:43,892 --> 00:03:45,308 here you harm no one. 75 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:47,770 In return, I tell you what I know. 76 00:03:47,771 --> 00:03:48,979 Do we have a deal? 77 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:51,648 Deal. 78 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:58,481 No. No! 79 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:01,574 Right on cue! 80 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,535 What did you do? Let her go! 81 00:04:03,536 --> 00:04:05,078 - Vaggie, Stop! - What? 82 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:09,290 No, Charlie, please tell me you didn't... 83 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:10,834 I made a deal with Alastor. 84 00:04:10,835 --> 00:04:12,001 Charlie. 85 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,753 Oh, calm down. 86 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,505 She still owns her soul. 87 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:18,425 He gave me info that can save the hotel, but we're going to need help. 88 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:21,971 The angels can be defeated, and Carmilla is the key. 89 00:04:21,972 --> 00:04:23,472 What? Carmilla Carmine? 90 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,975 She killed an exorcist in the last extermination. 91 00:04:25,976 --> 00:04:27,893 She knows how they can be harmed. 92 00:04:27,894 --> 00:04:29,394 But... 93 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:31,083 I... I didn't even know that was possible. 94 00:04:31,084 --> 00:04:32,773 If you did, would you have told me? 95 00:04:32,774 --> 00:04:34,692 Charlie, I... 96 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:37,819 I need you to go to her, convince her to teach us. 97 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:40,322 If she can, we might have a chance. 98 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:41,865 With just the seven of us? 99 00:04:41,866 --> 00:04:43,408 No, we're... 100 00:04:43,409 --> 00:04:44,910 ugh, we're going to need numbers too. 101 00:04:44,911 --> 00:04:47,370 And I know just who can help. 102 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:51,000 As long as Charlie can be her normal, charming self. 103 00:04:51,001 --> 00:04:53,669 What's that you said about smiles? 104 00:04:53,670 --> 00:04:55,003 Good girl. 105 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:56,672 Charlie, can we talk about this... 106 00:04:56,673 --> 00:04:58,632 We can talk later. Right now, 107 00:04:58,633 --> 00:04:59,883 we have a job to do. 108 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,344 You with us? 109 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,012 Ugh. 110 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:09,017 So, uh, Alastor and Charlie just left 111 00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:11,218 like they were runnin' away from their responsibilities. 112 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:12,521 Should we be alarmed? 113 00:05:12,522 --> 00:05:13,814 No. 114 00:05:13,815 --> 00:05:15,106 We have a plan, 115 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:17,484 but it includes defending ourselves against the angels. 116 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,444 Uh! Are you fucking high? 117 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:21,675 - They can be killed... - Yeah. 118 00:05:21,676 --> 00:05:23,907 That knife lady, Camaro Carfight, killed one! 119 00:05:23,908 --> 00:05:25,492 Wait. You knew about this? 120 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:26,826 Oh, yeah. 121 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,954 I told Boss about it months ago. 122 00:05:28,955 --> 00:05:30,705 He what? 123 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:32,875 What? They say insane shit all the time. 124 00:05:32,876 --> 00:05:35,043 How was I supposed to know this one was true? 125 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:38,881 Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government. 126 00:05:38,882 --> 00:05:40,923 See! 127 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,564 What's important now is that we're gonna have a fight on our hands. 128 00:05:44,053 --> 00:05:47,389 Look, this hotel's about to become the most dangerous place in Hell, and we... 129 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,643 I... can't guarantee your safety anymore. 130 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,936 I still believe in Charlie's dream. 131 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:57,941 I know this place can work... but none of you signed up for this. 132 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:01,070 I'm going to go learn how we can fight back. 133 00:06:01,071 --> 00:06:02,071 But when I come home... 134 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:05,074 Well I'll understand. if none of you are here. 135 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:09,078 Well, this is awkward. 136 00:06:09,079 --> 00:06:10,329 'Kay! 137 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,121 Three years. 138 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,166 Three years I've been sharing my life with her. 139 00:06:14,167 --> 00:06:16,084 And I tell her everything. 140 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:19,421 My hopes, my dreams, my insecurities, my embarrassing habits. 141 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:21,465 What fucking deodorant I like. 142 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:24,093 And she keeps something like this from me. 143 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:26,595 Why would she lie for so long? Does she think I wouldn't accept her? 144 00:06:26,596 --> 00:06:29,389 What about me, ME, says un understanding... 145 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,974 misunderstanding? 146 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:34,520 Disunder... Wait, w-where are we? 147 00:06:34,521 --> 00:06:36,020 Cannibal Town! 148 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,148 There's a friend of mine I think you should meet. 149 00:06:38,149 --> 00:06:40,129 In Cannibal Town? But it's... 150 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:42,111 It's... surprisingly nice here. 151 00:06:42,112 --> 00:06:43,736 Isn't it, though? 152 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:47,031 And it's all thanks to a very special someone. 153 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:50,953 Well, who hasn't thought about eating their first husband? 154 00:06:50,954 --> 00:06:53,831 I certainly would have if he didn't taste so bad! 155 00:06:53,832 --> 00:06:54,872 Haha! 156 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,457 I tell you what. 157 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,751 You bring old, tall, dark and armless to me, 158 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:02,756 and I'll straighten them right out, okay sweetie? Now here's my card and... 159 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:07,970 Oh my stars. Do my eyes deceive me? 160 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:10,847 Alastor? Alastor! 161 00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:13,057 Where have you been? 162 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:16,770 These halls really lost some of their sparkle without your lively presence and... 163 00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:19,564 Oh. Who's this you brought with you? 164 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:22,818 Come now, Alastor, She's much too young for you. 165 00:07:22,819 --> 00:07:24,694 Oh, I'm just kidding. 166 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:26,238 - I know you're an ace in the hole. - A what now? 167 00:07:26,239 --> 00:07:28,448 But where are your manners Mister? 168 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:31,534 Introduce us, why don't you? 169 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:34,162 Ah, yes, Charlie. This is Rosie. 170 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:37,624 The most darling, delightful, and dangerous Overlord 171 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,626 this side of the pentagram. 172 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,628 Oh, always such a charmer. 173 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,713 And, Rosie, 174 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:46,008 It's my pleasure to introduce you to Princess Charlie Morningstar, 175 00:07:46,009 --> 00:07:49,011 daughter of Lucifer and heir to the throne of Hell. 176 00:07:49,012 --> 00:07:51,679 How do you do? 177 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,767 Well, well, isn't this a regal surprise? 178 00:07:55,768 --> 00:07:57,059 Come in, come in. 179 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,769 Can I offer you something to eat? 180 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:01,147 I'm sure I have a leg around here or something. 181 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,525 Oh, what am I thinking? Small thing, like you. 182 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,776 You're probably watching your figure. 183 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,862 How about some nice pinky fingers instead? Oh. 184 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:11,867 Ummmm, no, no. Thank you, though. 185 00:08:11,868 --> 00:08:14,535 Oh, look at you, so polite! 186 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,121 Alastor, you could learn a thing or two. 187 00:08:16,122 --> 00:08:18,080 Well, sit down. Sit down. 188 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,208 Tell Auntie Rosie what she can do for you. 189 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:22,627 You know, Alastor, I got a primo connect on a guy 190 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:25,308 with about eight blocks of territory and not enough goons to run it. 191 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:29,217 Prime pickings for a deal to be made, my friend. 192 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:32,888 I appreciate the offer, but we're here on business of another kind. 193 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:35,140 Well, don't keep me in suspense. 194 00:08:35,141 --> 00:08:36,766 I'm a very busy woman. 195 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:39,061 Well, as you know, 196 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:41,813 the extermination is coming early. 197 00:08:41,814 --> 00:08:43,564 It'll be here in a month. 198 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,733 And they're coming for my hotel and my friends first. 199 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,903 - and I, I, I, I, I, I... - We need your help. 200 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:51,864 Well, your cannibals' help at least, to fend off the attack. 201 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:56,161 Wow! When you ask a favor, you don't start small, do you, Your Highness? 202 00:08:56,162 --> 00:08:58,246 Oh, now, don't fret. 203 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:01,478 I didn't say I wouldn't help, but I assume there's 204 00:09:01,479 --> 00:09:04,710 more to this plan than a bunch of unarmed cannibals. 205 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:08,674 Oh, your people will be far from helpless when we're done with them. 206 00:09:08,675 --> 00:09:12,010 And by the end, they will be able to eat 207 00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:14,262 their fill! 208 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:17,849 Well, in that case, sure. Why not? 209 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:19,580 - Really? - What can I say? 210 00:09:19,581 --> 00:09:21,310 I like your moxie, girl. 211 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:25,065 And old Alastor has never done me wrong before. 212 00:09:25,066 --> 00:09:27,818 Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 213 00:09:28,778 --> 00:09:30,695 Carmine! 214 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:32,738 Carmine, we need to speak. 215 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,784 I know what you did on extermination day. 216 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:40,122 We can talk about it inside, or I can yell about it out here. 217 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,750 Fuckin' right you open that door. 218 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,084 Hello? 219 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,232 You have 2 minutes 220 00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:49,381 to convince me not to silence you for good. 221 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:53,259 Miss Carmine, I'm here on appointment from the princess 222 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,930 to enlist your aid in the defense of Hell from the angelic extermination. 223 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,933 We know an angel fell at your hands and we need to know how. 224 00:09:59,934 --> 00:10:01,892 - No! - What do you mean, no? 225 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:04,813 - The princess of Hell... - Means nothing to me. 226 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:08,733 You have to do better than that. 90 seconds. 227 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:11,778 With your knowledge, we wouldn't have to helplessly stand by while... 228 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,156 Clearly I am not the helpless one here. 229 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,823 80 seconds. 230 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:16,992 Well, then why? 231 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,327 Why wouldn't you use what you know to fight? 232 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:23,165 To avoid the very problem you and your little friends are facing right now. 233 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:28,003 I will not invite destruction into my house, on my people. 234 00:10:28,004 --> 00:10:30,254 You think we asked for this? 235 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:33,216 All Charlie has ever done is try to make things better to help her people who, 236 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,801 news flash, include your people too. 237 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,180 And how exactly has that worked out for her? 238 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,348 45 seconds. 239 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:42,976 We didn't pick the fight, but it's here now. 240 00:10:42,977 --> 00:10:44,894 And they aren't going to stop with us. 241 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,813 You didn't see the look on their leader's face. 242 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,773 With us out of the way, 243 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:50,877 it's only a matter of time before they come for the rest of you. 244 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,298 They won't stop until all of Hell is wiped out, 245 00:10:53,299 --> 00:10:55,697 so you can help us make a stand here together, 246 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,281 or you can stand alone tomorrow. 247 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,284 And what do you think your chances will be then? 248 00:10:59,285 --> 00:11:00,869 You're out of time. 249 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,604 Angels attack quickly, viciously, and without mercy. 250 00:11:07,605 --> 00:11:10,159 You'll need to defend better than that. 251 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,714 Cannibals and Cannibettes, 252 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,131 assemble in the square. 253 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,718 Now, darling, you know I would do anything, 254 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,887 anything for my clients, 255 00:11:18,888 --> 00:11:21,055 but I can't exactly command 256 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,892 all of Cannibal Town to follow someone else into battle. 257 00:11:23,893 --> 00:11:24,975 Now, don't get me wrong, 258 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,852 they love carnage and bloodshed, 259 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,731 but to get this group into line, you got to win 'em over. 260 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,065 Settle in! 261 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,942 Settle in! Important meeting. 262 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:36,446 - But how do I... - With sparkle! Razzmatazz 263 00:11:36,447 --> 00:11:39,950 and that oh so appealing moxie of yours. 264 00:11:39,951 --> 00:11:41,742 Shouldn't be a problem. 265 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,079 It's not like you've ever failed to inspire before. 266 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,997 Now, fair warning. 267 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,208 This group sticks together. 268 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:52,089 So in order to convince any of them, you'll need to convince all of them. 269 00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:54,755 And there's one in particular... 270 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,758 - Uuuugh, Susan. - Susan, 271 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,009 who's a bit of an... uh... 272 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,011 - Ornery old bitch? - That! 273 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:05,100 She's tough, but win her over and the rest will be easy as pie. 274 00:12:05,101 --> 00:12:07,101 - Ready? - I guess. 275 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:14,102 Everyone we have a very special, very royal guest this evening! 276 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:18,071 Please put your bloody hands together for 277 00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:20,364 Princess Charlie! 278 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:23,285 Booooo! Bring Rosie back! 279 00:12:23,286 --> 00:12:24,118 Susan? 280 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:25,369 Susan. 281 00:12:27,685 --> 00:12:29,999 Sorry. Uh, okay, 282 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,064 - uh, my name's Charlie, and... - Booooo! 283 00:12:32,065 --> 00:12:34,129 - Well, I run this hotel with my part... - Get off the stage 284 00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:35,839 - you blue blood bitch! - ...well someone and... 285 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,214 - Booo! - Wait, let me start over. 286 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,341 We don't give a shit about some hotel. 287 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,011 Angels are coming to kill us all and we need help defending our realm. 288 00:12:41,012 --> 00:12:42,262 leave before I eat those big ass eyes of yours. 289 00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:43,784 So... we, uh... we need your help... 290 00:12:43,785 --> 00:12:45,306 Boo! Get off. 291 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,433 With your assistance, we can make a stand for... 292 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,352 - Where's the showmanship? - I... I have a dream... 293 00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,480 - Where's all the finesse? Fuckin mediocre! - and I... 294 00:12:51,481 --> 00:12:53,356 Fuck You! You old bitch! 295 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,192 Okay! 296 00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:58,987 we'll be back after a brief intermission. 297 00:13:06,047 --> 00:13:08,121 Fuck! Ow! 298 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,957 Aaagh! 299 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,334 Come on, what is this? 300 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,504 You want me to teach you how to beat angels? 301 00:13:15,505 --> 00:13:17,880 That's what I'm doing. 302 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:20,592 By beating the shit out of me? I'm not used to fighting with long hair. 303 00:13:20,593 --> 00:13:24,262 By showing you the flaws in your own fighting style. 304 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,430 Yours and all your sisters'. 305 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,892 Wait... you know I'm an exorcist? 306 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,020 - How? - You have a giant X over your eye 307 00:13:32,021 --> 00:13:33,959 and wield an angelic spear. 308 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,898 It's not rocket science. 309 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:40,445 Before you found out about me, did you know angels could be harmed? 310 00:13:40,446 --> 00:13:42,531 No. 311 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,157 That shows in how you fight. 312 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,702 You leave yourself open with every swing. 313 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:50,538 You fight like someone unafraid of harm, 314 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:53,374 and this is what you'll take advantage of. 315 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:59,047 Angels wield no shields, little armor and fight with reckless abandon. 316 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,259 - Strike them here, here, and here. - Argh. 317 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:03,968 With what? 318 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,469 Some secret weapon of yours? 319 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,638 Stupid girl, are you really so dense 320 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,392 you don't realize you're holding the answer? 321 00:14:10,393 --> 00:14:13,060 Angelic weapons? It's that simple? 322 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,437 How has no one else figured this out? 323 00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:16,939 Angelic steel isn't common, 324 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:20,735 and those who have it aren't exactly rushing off to test it against exorcists. 325 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:24,531 When my daughters and I were cornered in that last extermination 326 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,867 I tried to buy time for my girls to flee, and well... 327 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:33,123 you don't become an angelic arms dealer without arming yourself first. 328 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:42,423 ♪ I see you're driven by your detestation 329 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,385 ♪ Your every step is stoked with animus ♪ 330 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,598 ♪ You need a different type of motivation ♪ 331 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:53,101 ♪ Or there's no way that you can handle this ♪ 332 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,687 ♪ I know you're thirstin' for vengeance Vaggie ♪ 333 00:14:55,688 --> 00:14:58,022 ♪ You're out for blood ♪ 334 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,650 ♪ But you'll only stand a chance if you're out for love ♪ 335 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:03,006 ♪ Out for love ♪ 336 00:15:03,007 --> 00:15:05,362 ♪ Love ♪ 337 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,156 ♪ Think of who you care about ♪ 338 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,950 ♪ Protect them and be out ♪ 339 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,848 ♪ For love ♪ 340 00:15:10,849 --> 00:15:12,745 ♪ Love ♪ 341 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,081 ♪ You're gonna fight without gloves long as ♪ 342 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,583 ♪ You're out for love ♪ 343 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:20,628 ♪ Fuel yourself with the fear of losin' ♪ 344 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:24,632 ♪ That somebody who's your reason to live ♪ 345 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:28,470 ♪ Harness your heart and you can't help choosin' ♪ 346 00:15:28,471 --> 00:15:32,097 ♪ To fight with all you can give ♪ 347 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,225 ♪ I know you're thirstin' for vengeance Vaggie ♪ 348 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:36,143 ♪ You're out for blood ♪ 349 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:39,772 ♪ But you'll only stand a chance if you're out for love ♪ 350 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:43,400 ♪ Out for love, love ♪ 351 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:47,322 ♪ Think of who you care about protect 'em and be out ♪ 352 00:15:47,323 --> 00:15:49,574 ♪ For love ♪ 353 00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,825 ♪ Love ♪ 354 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:55,163 ♪ You're gonna fight without gloves and when that push comes to shove yeah ♪ 355 00:15:55,164 --> 00:15:57,165 ♪ You just might rise above long as you're ♪ 356 00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:59,667 ♪ Out for love ♪ 357 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:03,380 Well, look at that. You might just survive this. 358 00:16:03,381 --> 00:16:05,464 We're going to need more weapons. 359 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,593 Alright, what has you so out of sorts, darlin'? 360 00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:11,096 You clearly got more on your mind than angels. 361 00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:13,682 What do you do when someone you love 362 00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:15,475 lies to you about who they are? 363 00:16:15,476 --> 00:16:18,018 Romance? My specialty. 364 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,521 C'mon, dearie, details, details! 365 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:25,026 My girlfriend is an exorcist angel... and she never told me. 366 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,402 Oh, shit. 367 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,611 Quite a secret. 368 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,968 How does that make you feel? 369 00:16:29,969 --> 00:16:32,252 Just... angry... 370 00:16:32,253 --> 00:16:34,536 because we share everything! 371 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,663 Because she always supported me, and my ideas, 372 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:41,376 and now I don't know whether or not that was just more of the lies... 373 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,797 Oh, no, that's a horrible thing to think! Do I think that? 374 00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:48,425 Yes! N... No? 375 00:16:48,426 --> 00:16:49,508 Kinda? 376 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,595 You said you love this girl? 377 00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,472 Yes... Or, well, I... 378 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,099 - Yes. - Aw. 379 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,602 Have you ever once doubted that she loves you in return? 380 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,105 Well, then what's the problem? 381 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:07,068 She took part in the very thing we've been working so hard to end. 382 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,069 Well... 383 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,240 Isn't that silly hotel of yours all about redemption? 384 00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:13,741 ...Yes? 385 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:16,744 Perhaps this girl was trying to redeem herself too? 386 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,581 She knows better than anyone that I believe in second chances. 387 00:17:19,582 --> 00:17:21,415 Why not tell me? 388 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,002 It can be difficult to admit to things you're not proud of, 389 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:27,297 especially if those things hurt the ones you love. 390 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,257 She fucked up, sure. 391 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:30,758 She's flawed, 392 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:33,720 but hey, who down here isn't? 393 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,682 If there's anything I've learned, it's that words 394 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,518 are cheap, but actions, 395 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,770 they speak the truth. 396 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,148 So, what have her actions said? 397 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:48,776 That she believes in me and what we're doing. 398 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:52,614 Right now she's off learning how to protect everything we've worked for... 399 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,657 and I can't even pitch my hotel right. 400 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:58,119 Well, how do you normally explain your hotel? 401 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,622 By singing... but that never works. 402 00:18:00,623 --> 00:18:03,917 It will work here. Trust me. 403 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,843 ♪ Have you ever wanted something that ♪ 404 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,806 ♪ Was so clear in your mind that you could taste it ♪ 405 00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:19,265 You mean like human flesh? 406 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,642 Eugh, sort of. 407 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:25,230 ♪ It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally ♪ 408 00:18:25,231 --> 00:18:28,315 ♪ Be faced with a billion needy faces ♪ 409 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:32,153 ♪ I guess what I mean to say is for the first time in my life ♪ 410 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,823 ♪ I might have to be ready for this ♪ 411 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,326 ♪ Ready to be the one who's leading from the front ♪ 412 00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:42,496 ♪ Gotta come into my own gotta come into my throne ♪ 413 00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:45,437 ♪ Gotta take charge and defend my only home ♪ 414 00:18:45,438 --> 00:18:48,304 ♪ And although I kinda feel unsteady ♪ 415 00:18:48,305 --> 00:18:51,172 ♪ Now I need to be ready for this ♪ 416 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:59,347 ♪ Have you ever felt like you're willing to die to save the people of your city ♪ 417 00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:01,558 By die to do you mean use my teeth to rip flesh apart? 418 00:19:01,559 --> 00:19:03,308 That's a start! 419 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,998 ♪ Cause right now we need a leader ♪ 420 00:19:04,999 --> 00:19:06,687 ♪ And it seems to me that ♪ 421 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,607 ♪ Destiny has picked me to be that if you'll permit me ♪ 422 00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:10,859 ♪ So who's with me? ♪ 423 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,486 ♪ Wouldn't it be super to see more of Hell ♪ 424 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,780 ♪ Join up now if you like travel ♪ 425 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,866 ♪ Come on boys hop in the saddle ♪ 426 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:22,036 ♪ Lotta sights to see en route to my hotel ♪ 427 00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:25,205 ♪ Not to mention the camaraderie ♪ 428 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:28,710 ♪ Yes siree you'll form life-changing friendships ♪ 429 00:19:28,711 --> 00:19:30,627 ♪ With the folks along the way ♪ 430 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,881 ♪ And feast on all the angels you can eat ♪ 431 00:19:32,882 --> 00:19:35,215 ♪ Okay ♪ 432 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,593 Free food! I'm in! 433 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,429 ♪ It's time now to act ♪ 434 00:19:39,430 --> 00:19:40,804 ♪ They're on the attack ♪ 435 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,681 ♪ When they move to strike ♪ 436 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,433 ♪ We will fight biting back ♪ 437 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:47,853 ♪ We'll follow your lead we're eager to feed ♪ 438 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:51,336 ♪ We'll sharpen our teeth for the heavenly feast ♪ 439 00:19:51,337 --> 00:19:54,819 ♪ From this moment on you can count on us ♪ 440 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:59,239 ♪ To be resolute and ravenous ♪ 441 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,242 ♪ Our appetites are whet and we're set to seize the day ♪ 442 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:05,245 ♪ So I say oh hey come join the flesh buffet ♪ 443 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,290 ♪ Well, that's a little violent ♪ 444 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,416 ♪ Can we tone it down ♪ 445 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:10,752 ♪ Oh don't be put off by their snarlin' ♪ 446 00:20:10,753 --> 00:20:12,878 ♪ That's enthusiasm darlin' ♪ 447 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:16,382 ♪ Eh, they just seem a little murdery right now ♪ 448 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,926 ♪ Don't worry, honey that's their thing keep singing ♪ 449 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,471 ♪ We're super duper grateful ♪ 450 00:20:21,472 --> 00:20:23,597 ♪ To have you folks aboard ♪ 451 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,642 ♪ We can't wait to taste an angel's wings ♪ 452 00:20:25,643 --> 00:20:27,393 ♪ Oh, lord... ♪ 453 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,522 ♪ For the first time in my life maybe I can be ready for this ♪ 454 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:34,316 ♪ I can be the marshal leading the parade ♪ 455 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:37,862 ♪ I can come into my own and I think I've always known ♪ 456 00:20:37,863 --> 00:20:40,572 ♪ My destiny could never be postponed ♪ 457 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:44,786 ♪ When Adam brings the battle here I must appear like I'm ready for this ♪ 458 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,913 ♪ They're dancing along ♪ 459 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,539 ♪ They're singing her song ♪ 460 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,751 ♪ Surprised, why, I knew she could do it all along ♪ 461 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,504 ♪ She's bound to pass the test ♪ 462 00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:56,338 ♪ As princess of Hell ♪ 463 00:20:56,339 --> 00:21:00,384 ♪ Like her daddy she is madly power-fell ♪ 464 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,971 ♪ She's filled with potential that I could guide ♪ 465 00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:04,429 ♪ I concur ♪ 466 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,889 ♪ Stick with her ♪ 467 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:06,891 ♪ You'll be on the winning side ♪ 468 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,478 ♪ For the first time in our lives ♪ 469 00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:11,854 ♪ We know that we ready for this ♪ 470 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,514 ♪ We'll show heaven a fight they won't forget ♪ 471 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,317 ♪ It's time to take a stand ♪ 472 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,653 - ♪ It's time to lend a hand ♪ - ♪ Huzzah ♪ 473 00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:20,863 ♪ Against the angels and their deadly threat ♪ 474 00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,073 {an8}♪ We cannot take it anymore ♪ 475 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:26,577 ♪ The time has come to go to war prepare to fight we're ready ♪ 476 00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:32,624 ♪ For This ♪ 477 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,503 ♪ I really hope that I'm ready for this ♪ 478 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,593 Looks like you had a busy day. 479 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,847 - You too. - Charlie, I... 480 00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:47,723 Hold that thought. 481 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,934 Err.. Ah! I got you a souvenir from Cannibal Town. 482 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,438 Oh, Charlie. 483 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:55,418 The wings are new. 484 00:21:55,419 --> 00:21:56,732 They look nice. 485 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,588 Come on, let's go home. 486 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,903 Come along, 487 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,743 let's put some effort into these fortifications. 488 00:22:03,744 --> 00:22:05,583 Yeah, fortify that... 489 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:08,618 Well, look who decided to show up. 490 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,580 We thought we were fightin' by ourselves. 491 00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:14,041 You're... you're still here? 492 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:17,879 What? Do you think we were a bunch of pusssssies? 493 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,777 I just got used to you guys. 494 00:22:20,778 --> 00:22:23,050 I ain't finding no new drinking buddies. 495 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:25,553 I've named all the stains on the carpet. 496 00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:26,888 That one's Fred. 497 00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:31,017 Well, looks like we have a lot of work to do. 38949

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