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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,567 --> 00:00:12,503 REPORTER: Detroit is still haunted 2 00:00:12,634 --> 00:00:17,005 by the 1995 disappearance of six-year-old Deonte Brooks. 3 00:00:17,135 --> 00:00:20,338 The first grader vanished from the Northview Mall 4 00:00:20,467 --> 00:00:22,002 without a trace. 5 00:00:22,135 --> 00:00:25,905 No suspects, no leads. Simply gone. 6 00:00:26,034 --> 00:00:30,506 WOMAN: [on TV] Deonte is a good boy and we love him so much. 7 00:00:30,634 --> 00:00:34,905 [sighs] I know my baby is still out there. 8 00:00:34,906 --> 00:00:36,833 If you have any information about where he is, 9 00:00:36,834 --> 00:00:38,636 please call the police. 10 00:00:38,767 --> 00:00:41,270 And whoever has him, please bring him back home. 11 00:00:41,402 --> 00:00:42,636 We miss him. 12 00:00:42,767 --> 00:00:43,968 * * 13 00:00:44,102 --> 00:00:45,769 DIARRA: Confession. 14 00:00:45,901 --> 00:00:49,671 I never should have gone looking for that boy. 15 00:00:49,801 --> 00:00:53,405 Shit. Life is full of unsolved mysteries. 16 00:00:53,535 --> 00:00:56,205 And as I once heard this guy in the post office say, 17 00:00:56,335 --> 00:00:59,838 "Minding your own business is a full time motherfucking job 18 00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:02,970 and everybody needs to stay employed." 19 00:01:03,102 --> 00:01:06,471 [pants] 20 00:01:06,602 --> 00:01:09,105 But I had to get to the bottom of this one, 21 00:01:09,168 --> 00:01:11,104 even if it killed me. 22 00:01:11,202 --> 00:01:13,104 * * 23 00:01:13,202 --> 00:01:15,337 And it just might. 24 00:01:15,468 --> 00:01:20,373 * * 25 00:01:20,502 --> 00:01:24,772 So when this shit first started, I was not in my right mind. 26 00:01:24,902 --> 00:01:26,270 * * 27 00:01:26,402 --> 00:01:28,737 I was heartbroken. 28 00:01:28,868 --> 00:01:32,539 And the only mystery I was trying to solve was 29 00:01:32,668 --> 00:01:35,205 how the hell did I get here? 30 00:01:35,335 --> 00:01:36,869 * * 31 00:01:37,002 --> 00:01:40,506 My anxiety had me micro-sleeping. 32 00:01:40,635 --> 00:01:43,905 Ten minutes here, 15 there. 33 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:47,506 I hadn't had my eight hours in months. 34 00:01:48,635 --> 00:01:50,670 It was torture. 35 00:01:54,169 --> 00:01:56,105 [bang] 36 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:59,239 And my insomnia must have turned me into a white woman 37 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,471 from a horror movie, 38 00:02:01,603 --> 00:02:03,713 'cause I was up in the middle of the night, 39 00:02:03,768 --> 00:02:08,006 without a pistol, investigating a noise. 40 00:02:08,136 --> 00:02:11,239 [suspenseful music] 41 00:02:11,369 --> 00:02:17,409 * * 42 00:02:18,103 --> 00:02:19,504 Don't even try it. 43 00:02:19,505 --> 00:02:21,635 Face the wall and put your bitch-ass hands up. 44 00:02:21,636 --> 00:02:24,139 DIARRA: I had just moved back to Detroit, 45 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,771 and I was already getting robbed. 46 00:02:26,903 --> 00:02:28,605 Please, don't hurt me. 47 00:02:28,736 --> 00:02:31,372 But if you are gonna kill me, can I please take off 48 00:02:31,373 --> 00:02:34,135 my headscarf so I won't be looking like Harriet Tubman 49 00:02:34,136 --> 00:02:35,970 in the crime scene photos? 50 00:02:36,103 --> 00:02:38,705 I'm only gonna tell you once. Shut the fuck up. 51 00:02:38,836 --> 00:02:43,441 [coughs, clears throat] 52 00:02:44,104 --> 00:02:45,971 Wow. 53 00:02:46,104 --> 00:02:50,108 Danger? Danger Johnson? 54 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:52,606 Diarra? Oh, shit. 55 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:54,468 You back on the block. What up, though? 56 00:02:54,469 --> 00:02:56,771 Are you fucking kidding me right now...? 57 00:02:56,903 --> 00:02:59,206 They say Detroit is nothing but a small town 58 00:02:59,337 --> 00:03:01,172 masquerading as a big city. 59 00:03:01,304 --> 00:03:05,274 Everybody knows everybody, for better or worse. 60 00:03:05,275 --> 00:03:07,802 Hey, look, my bad. I know this disrespectful as hell. 61 00:03:07,803 --> 00:03:11,473 But, hey, I ain't know your mama still own this house. She here? 62 00:03:11,474 --> 00:03:13,303 She's in Florida with her boyfriend 63 00:03:13,304 --> 00:03:15,839 - and she's a snowbird. - Goddamn. All right. 64 00:03:15,969 --> 00:03:18,972 Shit. You ain't gotta be mad. Bone, get in here. 65 00:03:19,869 --> 00:03:21,671 This is my stepson, Bone. Diarra. 66 00:03:21,803 --> 00:03:25,173 Sorry, ma'am. I thought you was one of them gentrifiers. 67 00:03:25,174 --> 00:03:27,002 Bone, you too impatient when you casing. 68 00:03:27,003 --> 00:03:29,106 Let this be a lesson. Tell him, D. 69 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:31,872 - I'm not telling him shit. - Tell him where you from. 70 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:37,342 [theme music playing] 71 00:03:37,470 --> 00:03:41,708 And it gets better. So I said, "What are you talking about?" 72 00:03:41,709 --> 00:03:43,803 And he says, "You know what I'm talking about." 73 00:03:43,804 --> 00:03:46,573 And I said, "I have no idea what you're talking about." 74 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:50,241 And then this nigga asked me what I thought 75 00:03:50,370 --> 00:03:52,472 about an open marriage. 76 00:03:52,604 --> 00:03:54,406 [laughs] Hell, no. 77 00:03:54,537 --> 00:03:58,374 So I said, how do you feel about a closed casket? 78 00:04:00,637 --> 00:04:04,274 And that was it. I moved out. 79 00:04:04,737 --> 00:04:07,773 I haven't spoken to him in three months. 80 00:04:11,904 --> 00:04:13,606 Um... 81 00:04:13,737 --> 00:04:16,640 DIARRA: You ever had two burglars stare at you with pity? 82 00:04:16,770 --> 00:04:19,540 I gotta tell you, it's a bad feeling. 83 00:04:19,670 --> 00:04:24,242 You going through a lot, D. You should talk to my therapist. 84 00:04:24,371 --> 00:04:26,573 I'm sorry. Why would I go to a therapist 85 00:04:26,704 --> 00:04:29,234 who hasn't convinced you to stop robbing houses? 86 00:04:29,305 --> 00:04:31,740 She wanna get paid. Don't she? 87 00:04:33,571 --> 00:04:35,107 She sounds unlicensed. 88 00:04:36,904 --> 00:04:39,107 Pride is for lions, Dee. 89 00:04:40,605 --> 00:04:43,741 You gonna need something to help you through the divorce. 90 00:04:43,871 --> 00:04:46,108 I'm just saying. 91 00:04:46,109 --> 00:04:47,737 DIARRA: And that was the first time 92 00:04:47,738 --> 00:04:49,940 anyone had actually said it. 93 00:04:50,105 --> 00:04:51,206 The D word. 94 00:04:51,338 --> 00:04:55,309 * * 95 00:04:55,438 --> 00:04:56,488 Looking good, Norm. 96 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:57,772 * * 97 00:04:57,905 --> 00:05:00,174 Of course you get a divorce, D. 98 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,870 Look, I've been tap dancing around it so much, I feel 99 00:05:02,871 --> 00:05:04,804 like the Nicholas Brothers in "Stormy Weather." 100 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:08,475 Tea, that is honestly the gayest shit you have ever said. 101 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,637 I limit myself to three gay things a week. 102 00:05:10,638 --> 00:05:13,105 Well, boo, that was all three, and it was greatly appreciated. 103 00:05:13,106 --> 00:05:14,240 - Thank you. - Look, 104 00:05:14,371 --> 00:05:16,121 this nigga ain't fighting for you. 105 00:05:16,139 --> 00:05:17,640 [indistinct chatter] 106 00:05:17,771 --> 00:05:21,942 ALL: Snitches are vicious. They enrich us. 107 00:05:22,106 --> 00:05:24,374 I think that Swa is trying to figure out 108 00:05:24,505 --> 00:05:26,440 how to fight for me. 109 00:05:26,441 --> 00:05:28,438 You know, denial is more than that kid on the basketball team 110 00:05:28,439 --> 00:05:30,274 with the lazy eye. 111 00:05:30,406 --> 00:05:33,842 First of all, that boy's name is Tee-nial or was it Tray'nial? 112 00:05:33,971 --> 00:05:35,973 - Was it T-? - Was it T'nial? 113 00:05:36,106 --> 00:05:37,540 T'na, t'ne... 114 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,407 No. That's Train... Oh, shit. 115 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:42,249 I can't keep up with these fucked up ass names anymore. 116 00:05:42,339 --> 00:05:44,329 Your name autocorrects to "Diarrhea." 117 00:05:44,439 --> 00:05:45,740 Autocorrect is racist. 118 00:05:45,741 --> 00:05:47,271 I typed in, "Fuck the white man," 119 00:05:47,272 --> 00:05:49,508 it autocorrects to "Duck, nigga." 120 00:05:49,639 --> 00:05:51,941 My name is African and it's beautiful. 121 00:05:52,106 --> 00:05:53,507 POLICE OFFICER: And... 122 00:05:53,639 --> 00:05:56,375 ALL: If you see something, say something. 123 00:05:56,506 --> 00:05:59,275 - Yo, this nigga corny. - Young man. 124 00:06:01,672 --> 00:06:04,242 [indistinct chatter] 125 00:06:04,372 --> 00:06:06,374 I know this is BS, but if you shut up, 126 00:06:06,506 --> 00:06:07,886 we can get out of here faster. 127 00:06:07,939 --> 00:06:11,543 - Go. POLICE OFFICER: Marihuana. 128 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:16,111 What I'm doing is I'm giving Swa the time and space to miss me. 129 00:06:16,206 --> 00:06:18,874 Uh, hell, no. How much time this nigga need? 130 00:06:19,006 --> 00:06:20,574 Look, it only takes a day 131 00:06:20,706 --> 00:06:22,941 to miss the person that's giving you head. 132 00:06:23,107 --> 00:06:25,542 That means somebody else is giving him head. 133 00:06:25,672 --> 00:06:27,541 It's time to move on, bruh. 134 00:06:27,672 --> 00:06:29,007 POLICE OFFICER: And... 135 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:32,410 ALL: There's no need for that weed. 136 00:06:32,411 --> 00:06:34,272 ["I've Been Loving You Too Long," by Lillo Thomas] 137 00:06:34,273 --> 00:06:40,146 * Loving you * 138 00:06:40,273 --> 00:06:43,376 * Too long * 139 00:06:43,507 --> 00:06:45,442 * * 140 00:06:45,443 --> 00:06:46,605 [sighs] 141 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:49,242 * To stop now * 142 00:06:49,373 --> 00:06:51,442 No, thank you. 143 00:06:51,573 --> 00:06:54,176 Oh, a wildebeest? No, thank you. 144 00:06:54,307 --> 00:06:56,942 Old man River. No, thank you. 145 00:06:57,107 --> 00:06:58,874 He's kind of cute. Oh, God. 146 00:06:59,006 --> 00:07:00,408 That's my cousin Jerome. 147 00:07:00,540 --> 00:07:02,309 Ugh, oh. 148 00:07:04,407 --> 00:07:07,543 [sighs] 149 00:07:07,544 --> 00:07:08,971 [indistinct conversation] 150 00:07:08,972 --> 00:07:11,175 - So what do you do? BOTH: Oh. 151 00:07:11,307 --> 00:07:14,137 Let me tell you something. This lovely lady here happens 152 00:07:14,173 --> 00:07:16,703 to be a teacher at one of the top schools in the city. 153 00:07:16,807 --> 00:07:19,443 See, I earn the money, she earns the good karma. 154 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:21,263 MAN: You two are very impressive. 155 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:24,843 No, no. She is very impressive. 156 00:07:25,307 --> 00:07:26,741 Cheers to that. 157 00:07:26,873 --> 00:07:29,410 [laughter, voices echo] 158 00:07:29,540 --> 00:07:32,776 * To stop now * 159 00:07:35,141 --> 00:07:37,710 [laughter] 160 00:07:42,573 --> 00:07:44,309 [indistinct chatter] 161 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,175 - Hey, Ms. Brick. - Hi, Wandreeka. 162 00:07:47,174 --> 00:07:51,678 [commotion] 163 00:07:51,807 --> 00:07:55,144 [whistle blows] 164 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:56,809 Hey! Everybody, back up! 165 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,440 - What are they fighting about? - Some ho. 166 00:07:58,441 --> 00:08:00,176 Hey! For my money, that was 167 00:08:00,308 --> 00:08:03,477 dangerously close to fighting for love. 168 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,418 What did I tell you about fighting? 169 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:07,710 - He deserved it. - You stop. 170 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:09,509 ALL: Oh! [laughter] 171 00:08:09,641 --> 00:08:11,776 Hell, look at this goofy-ass- 172 00:08:12,108 --> 00:08:13,175 [screams] 173 00:08:13,308 --> 00:08:14,375 ALL: Oh! 174 00:08:18,408 --> 00:08:22,378 - You're doing too much. - I was protecting a student. 175 00:08:22,379 --> 00:08:24,107 You want to know what the other teachers call you, 176 00:08:24,108 --> 00:08:26,110 - Brickland, behind your back? - Yeah. 177 00:08:26,174 --> 00:08:29,644 - Devoted. - Captain Extra. 178 00:08:29,774 --> 00:08:32,211 I'm sorry, so no one's calling me devoted? 179 00:08:32,341 --> 00:08:36,578 "Look out, she's coming. It's not a bird or a plane. 180 00:08:36,708 --> 00:08:39,111 - It's Captain Extra." - I'm Extra? 181 00:08:39,241 --> 00:08:41,843 You're up in here doing voices. 182 00:08:41,974 --> 00:08:43,414 We have three rules, Captain. 183 00:08:43,508 --> 00:08:46,277 Rule number one, don't touch the kids. 184 00:08:46,408 --> 00:08:48,943 Rule number two, don't touch the kids. 185 00:08:49,109 --> 00:08:50,669 Guess what rule number three is. 186 00:08:50,741 --> 00:08:54,112 Um... If you see something, say something. 187 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:56,411 Don't touch the fucking kids! 188 00:08:56,541 --> 00:08:59,071 You see a fight, you blow the whistle for security. 189 00:08:59,109 --> 00:09:01,177 Security doesn't come, you pray. 190 00:09:01,178 --> 00:09:03,441 And not out loud, because that's also against the rules. 191 00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:06,112 Next time, it's a writeup. 192 00:09:12,109 --> 00:09:14,277 So that's it? We're not gonna try to get 193 00:09:14,409 --> 00:09:16,411 to the bottom of that fight? 194 00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:20,813 There's no bottom to get to. This school is the bottom. 195 00:09:20,941 --> 00:09:24,645 Do your job. Don't do what's not your job. 196 00:09:28,375 --> 00:09:30,311 Thank you so much. It's been a pleasure. 197 00:09:30,442 --> 00:09:32,312 [rapping] * Nice, nice, nice, slut * 198 00:09:32,442 --> 00:09:34,277 * It's on my shield * 199 00:09:34,278 --> 00:09:36,108 * You don't wanna fuck with me, girl, you ain't... * 200 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,774 I like tapping into white male anger 201 00:09:37,775 --> 00:09:38,975 when I'm having a bad day. 202 00:09:39,109 --> 00:09:40,943 They say Black women are angry. 203 00:09:41,109 --> 00:09:44,745 Shit, white men do anger and camping better than anyone. 204 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,644 Money, power, respect. 205 00:09:46,775 --> 00:09:49,178 Must be infuriating, 'cause they stay hot. 206 00:09:49,309 --> 00:09:51,911 [continues rapping indistinctly] 207 00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:54,745 - Oh, my God! - Roll down the window. 208 00:09:56,275 --> 00:10:00,113 - Come on. - God. What? 209 00:10:00,114 --> 00:10:03,041 Can you turn down that music with that trifling language? 210 00:10:03,042 --> 00:10:05,912 Crazy Moni? Are you serious? 211 00:10:06,042 --> 00:10:08,645 You taught me how to cuss, third grade. 212 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,644 You a damn liar. What I look like? 213 00:10:10,645 --> 00:10:12,774 You look like you taught me how to say, "Fuck you, asshole. 214 00:10:12,775 --> 00:10:15,212 I ain't steal shit," after you convince me 215 00:10:15,343 --> 00:10:16,644 to steal a bunch of shit. 216 00:10:16,775 --> 00:10:19,278 Get your ass out the car. Get out the car. 217 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,412 If you knock on my window one more time... 218 00:10:21,543 --> 00:10:23,378 Easy. 219 00:10:23,842 --> 00:10:25,043 [sighs] 220 00:10:25,176 --> 00:10:26,611 Hi, sweetie. 221 00:10:26,742 --> 00:10:30,246 Yo mama was a very bad influence. 222 00:10:30,247 --> 00:10:32,742 Well, I guess we remember a lot of shit differently. 223 00:10:32,743 --> 00:10:34,245 I guess we do. 224 00:10:34,246 --> 00:10:36,175 Well, I remember you having some big house 225 00:10:36,176 --> 00:10:39,045 in Grosse Pointe and a fine ass man with money. 226 00:10:39,046 --> 00:10:41,442 Oh, wait, no, that was you sneaking in and out the house 227 00:10:41,443 --> 00:10:44,579 all winter, but now Danger telling everybody 228 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:47,579 that you had to move back into your mama house. 229 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,442 And you're keeping it dirty as shit. 230 00:10:49,443 --> 00:10:51,112 Remember that! Come on... 231 00:10:51,113 --> 00:10:53,609 I have a lot of new opportunities on the horizon. 232 00:10:53,610 --> 00:10:56,646 - Ah, shut the fuck up! - You shut the fuck up, Moni. 233 00:10:56,647 --> 00:10:58,442 And, well, you don't cuss, though, right? 234 00:10:58,443 --> 00:10:59,942 You didn't teach me how to cuss? 235 00:10:59,943 --> 00:11:01,478 Yo, get your ass in the house. 236 00:11:02,710 --> 00:11:05,113 You did teach me how to cuss, Moni. 237 00:11:05,210 --> 00:11:06,411 Come on. 238 00:11:07,177 --> 00:11:09,113 Shit! 239 00:11:09,177 --> 00:11:10,378 MONI: Can't even get in. 240 00:11:10,510 --> 00:11:12,745 Hey, mind your fucking business. 241 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:17,893 * * 242 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:22,315 [mumbles] 243 00:11:22,444 --> 00:11:25,980 [sighs] 244 00:11:26,111 --> 00:11:28,779 My house is not that fucking dirty! 245 00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:31,646 ["Fu-was" by Black Alley] 246 00:11:31,776 --> 00:11:35,314 * Fuck you with a smile * 247 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:39,115 * You already know angry ain't my style * 248 00:11:39,177 --> 00:11:42,780 * I'd rather just say, I'd rather just say * 249 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,945 * Fuck you with a smile * 250 00:11:48,511 --> 00:11:50,646 Hey, somebody bitch at the door. 251 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:53,680 - Move. - Hey. 252 00:11:54,811 --> 00:11:58,315 Don't, "Hey" me, Leslie Watson. 253 00:11:58,316 --> 00:11:59,943 You know, you talk a lot of shit 254 00:11:59,944 --> 00:12:01,443 for somebody who pissed themselves 255 00:12:01,444 --> 00:12:04,114 in my class every day. 256 00:12:04,177 --> 00:12:05,812 Ms. Brickland? 257 00:12:05,944 --> 00:12:08,647 How you recognize me with all this grown man swag? 258 00:12:08,777 --> 00:12:10,813 I never forget a face. 259 00:12:11,211 --> 00:12:12,612 [rap music playing] 260 00:12:12,744 --> 00:12:14,546 You. 261 00:12:14,677 --> 00:12:17,280 You broke into my house, 262 00:12:17,411 --> 00:12:20,380 and you scared the shit out of me. 263 00:12:20,511 --> 00:12:22,713 And did I trip? Did I trip? 264 00:12:22,844 --> 00:12:25,680 Did I trip? No, no, not at all. 265 00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:29,915 I was very calm and Christian and forgiving. 266 00:12:30,112 --> 00:12:32,614 I gave yo ass cake, okay? 267 00:12:32,744 --> 00:12:37,116 But I will not stand idly by while you talk shit 268 00:12:37,245 --> 00:12:41,782 about me to my childhood fucking frenemies. 269 00:12:45,312 --> 00:12:47,447 I'm serious. 270 00:12:47,578 --> 00:12:50,815 You keep my name out your fucking mouth! 271 00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:53,114 [surprised exclamations] 272 00:12:54,245 --> 00:12:57,381 * * 273 00:12:57,512 --> 00:12:59,814 [water running] 274 00:12:59,944 --> 00:13:03,981 * * 275 00:13:04,112 --> 00:13:06,480 Somebody save the fucking fish! 276 00:13:12,112 --> 00:13:14,614 [sighs] 277 00:13:15,812 --> 00:13:20,483 It was in that moment that I remembered I'm a fighter. 278 00:13:20,612 --> 00:13:23,115 I don't have to take shit lying down. 279 00:13:23,212 --> 00:13:25,614 Not even divorce. 280 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,580 [gasps] [door opening] 281 00:13:39,378 --> 00:13:41,647 You lucky I'm at therapy, D. 282 00:13:41,778 --> 00:13:44,115 I'm gonna give you this one, 283 00:13:44,246 --> 00:13:47,916 but don't let the grapevine have you out here fucked up. 284 00:13:53,479 --> 00:13:59,519 * * 285 00:14:01,929 --> 00:14:07,145 DIARRA: I'm probably not the first person to rationalize 286 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:10,949 that finding a Tinder Roni might actually save their marriage... 287 00:14:11,113 --> 00:14:15,450 * * 288 00:14:15,579 --> 00:14:18,116 But the setup was perfect. 289 00:14:18,246 --> 00:14:21,582 He wanted to meet at Leesie's, one of those new Detroit spots 290 00:14:21,713 --> 00:14:24,916 where Swa brought his clients, partners, friends. 291 00:14:25,113 --> 00:14:28,382 I just needed one person to see me out. 292 00:14:28,513 --> 00:14:30,248 Let the grapevine work. 293 00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:33,549 Remind Swa that it was time to fight for me. 294 00:14:33,679 --> 00:14:35,548 * * 295 00:14:35,679 --> 00:14:38,682 But I didn't count on him taking my breath away. 296 00:14:38,813 --> 00:14:40,115 * * 297 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,015 I'm fucked. 298 00:14:43,546 --> 00:14:46,149 Wow. You're really handsome. 299 00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:48,345 You know, I half expected your picture to be 300 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:51,116 from 25 years ago, or, like, jacked from the wall 301 00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:53,782 of a barber shop or something. 302 00:14:53,913 --> 00:14:56,015 Well, do you take pride in 360s? 303 00:14:56,147 --> 00:14:58,949 Oh, reverse-Googled the image to make sure. 304 00:15:00,114 --> 00:15:02,182 So, when was your last HIV test? 305 00:15:02,314 --> 00:15:06,918 - Wow. When was yours? - How many kids you got? 306 00:15:08,114 --> 00:15:10,416 - Zero. You? - What's your sign? 307 00:15:10,547 --> 00:15:12,816 Sun, moon, rising? 308 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:16,683 - We can slow down on that talk. - What? What? 309 00:15:16,813 --> 00:15:18,915 You all right? You good? 310 00:15:19,114 --> 00:15:21,282 Yeah. Yeah, I just, um... 311 00:15:21,414 --> 00:15:24,317 I just wanna know who I'm dealing with. 312 00:15:24,447 --> 00:15:27,283 Mm. I thought you said you were looking to chill 313 00:15:27,414 --> 00:15:29,116 and have a good conversation. 314 00:15:29,214 --> 00:15:32,417 Uh-huh. Actually, I said scintillating. 315 00:15:33,614 --> 00:15:35,616 So scintillate. 316 00:15:35,617 --> 00:15:37,012 'Cause you seem like you're trying 317 00:15:37,013 --> 00:15:39,116 to comb through my tax returns. 318 00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:40,915 Did you bring them? 319 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,581 - 'Cause- - No, I did not. 320 00:15:42,714 --> 00:15:44,149 [laughter] 321 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:47,550 - 'Cause we could arrange that. - [sighs] 322 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,650 I see. You are one of those weird chicks 323 00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:52,782 who likes to go over every ugly detail 324 00:15:52,914 --> 00:15:55,983 that led to this exact moment, aren't you? 325 00:15:56,115 --> 00:15:57,682 You like control. 326 00:15:57,683 --> 00:15:59,413 You think having all the answers will save you 327 00:15:59,414 --> 00:16:02,350 from the inevitable pain of the human experience. 328 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,182 I've been there. 329 00:16:04,315 --> 00:16:07,184 * * 330 00:16:07,315 --> 00:16:09,683 Oh, you're funny. That's your thing. 331 00:16:11,814 --> 00:16:14,517 - Okay. - Well, all right, fine. Fine. 332 00:16:14,647 --> 00:16:17,683 I am an open book. Last relationship, go. 333 00:16:17,814 --> 00:16:20,383 Mm. 334 00:16:20,515 --> 00:16:23,518 [clears throat] 335 00:16:26,415 --> 00:16:27,465 I have an idea. 336 00:16:27,481 --> 00:16:28,949 Hmm. 337 00:16:29,115 --> 00:16:34,019 Let's pretend that this is a third date, 338 00:16:34,148 --> 00:16:36,350 so we've just gotten all that bullshit 339 00:16:36,481 --> 00:16:39,818 getting-to-know-you conversation out of the way. 340 00:16:39,947 --> 00:16:41,849 So you already know my rising sign? 341 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:43,716 Yeah, I know it. It's a good one. 342 00:16:43,848 --> 00:16:45,483 A really good one. 343 00:16:46,915 --> 00:16:51,019 CHRIS: And I might even know you biblically at this point. 344 00:16:52,115 --> 00:16:54,450 DARRIA: Yeah, maybe. 345 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,283 CHRIS: And I already like it. 346 00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:59,484 - Oh, you definitely like it. - [chuckles] 347 00:16:59,615 --> 00:17:02,784 CHRIS: You seem like you're discerning. 348 00:17:03,448 --> 00:17:07,419 What made you swipe on my picture? 349 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,583 Your eyes. 350 00:17:09,715 --> 00:17:11,417 They seemed kind of familiar, 351 00:17:11,548 --> 00:17:14,884 like maybe I'd seen you somewhere before. 352 00:17:16,249 --> 00:17:17,783 Well, you have. 353 00:17:21,015 --> 00:17:22,150 Our first two meets. 354 00:17:24,581 --> 00:17:27,484 - Right. Yes. - [chuckles] 355 00:17:28,116 --> 00:17:30,918 - You wanna have some fun? - Yes. 356 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:33,747 I should have asked more questions. 357 00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:39,121 [moans] 358 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,518 How was that? 359 00:17:48,519 --> 00:17:49,648 Good. 360 00:17:49,649 --> 00:17:51,118 * * 361 00:17:51,182 --> 00:17:52,950 Just what I needed. 362 00:17:53,116 --> 00:17:55,884 I felt like myself for the first time in months. 363 00:17:56,015 --> 00:17:59,585 The next morning, I changed his name in my phone to Ambien. 364 00:17:59,716 --> 00:18:05,388 ["Run it Back" by Melan] 365 00:18:05,516 --> 00:18:08,385 * I don't really know why * 366 00:18:08,516 --> 00:18:12,353 Okay, usually a man putting me to sleep is a bad thing, 367 00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:16,820 but Aja, ooh, I am deeply in like with this dude. 368 00:18:16,949 --> 00:18:19,552 - Oh, God, Jesus wept. - So did I. 369 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,319 When I came I sounded like Minnie Riperton. 370 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:25,018 - I was like... [vocalizes] - Shh! 371 00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:27,219 - She's under the dryer. - Girl. 372 00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:30,653 So good to see you again, Ms. Taylor. 373 00:18:30,782 --> 00:18:33,619 See, bitch, that is why I'm celibate. 374 00:18:33,749 --> 00:18:34,917 Hmm. 375 00:18:35,117 --> 00:18:37,252 Well, I'm mostly fucking celibate. 376 00:18:37,253 --> 00:18:39,216 You lose too much power going Minnie Riperton 377 00:18:39,217 --> 00:18:40,584 after one date. 378 00:18:40,716 --> 00:18:42,318 It was five dates, okay? 379 00:18:42,319 --> 00:18:44,149 We did dinner, drinks, escape room, 380 00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:45,451 which was new for me. 381 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,785 What, does he have stock in Groupon? 382 00:18:47,916 --> 00:18:49,784 Come on, he likes me. 383 00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:52,585 All these negroes know how to give a good first date. 384 00:18:52,586 --> 00:18:54,915 It's the relationship part that causes mass confusion. 385 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,416 Well, me and Ambien are seeing each other again tonight. 386 00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:59,585 Dinner and a movie. His idea. 387 00:18:59,717 --> 00:19:02,286 He sounds like an axe murderer. 388 00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,685 - He does live on the East Side. - That's it- 389 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,916 He said he lives across the street from that wing spot 390 00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:08,916 that has the fat guy dancing on the commercial. 391 00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:10,952 Mo-Fo's? I love that commercial. 392 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,119 Uh-uh, girl, no. 393 00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:19,954 Anyways, this guy is perfect, I think. 394 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:24,121 - Mark my words, murderer. - I don't think so. 395 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,682 - Okay, girl. - I mean, granted 396 00:19:25,683 --> 00:19:27,549 I don't have the best sociopath radar 397 00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:29,552 - since I married your cousin. - Uh-uh. 398 00:19:29,683 --> 00:19:33,020 - What? - Don't do that. 399 00:19:33,151 --> 00:19:34,852 Have you seen him, by the way? 400 00:19:36,184 --> 00:19:38,853 He was at Rashad's birthday thing. 401 00:19:38,854 --> 00:19:40,949 But everybody knows that I'm Team Diarra, 402 00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:43,153 so I don't even get much tea. 403 00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:49,554 Well, fuck him. I am focusing on Ambien anyway. 404 00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:55,187 D, friend, maybe you should focus on you. 405 00:19:55,318 --> 00:19:57,753 Maybe you should focus on fitting me in for a wax 406 00:19:57,883 --> 00:20:00,153 so I can be spic and span for my date tonight. 407 00:20:00,154 --> 00:20:01,816 Uh-uh. Oh, no, I'm not gonna get you 408 00:20:01,817 --> 00:20:03,385 all spiffy for this new one. 409 00:20:03,518 --> 00:20:04,608 - Come on, please. - No. 410 00:20:05,318 --> 00:20:09,088 * I know it's 3:00 in the morning * 411 00:20:09,218 --> 00:20:13,222 ["Do What I Say" by Bevlove] 412 00:20:13,351 --> 00:20:14,952 * * 413 00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:16,552 [cell phone beeps] 414 00:20:16,684 --> 00:20:22,724 [song continues] 415 00:20:32,418 --> 00:20:34,120 [cell phone beeps] 416 00:20:34,251 --> 00:20:40,157 * * 417 00:20:40,284 --> 00:20:42,253 [keys tapping] 418 00:20:42,384 --> 00:20:45,053 * * 419 00:20:45,185 --> 00:20:49,756 * Tonight I'm feeling crazy, baby * 420 00:20:49,884 --> 00:20:52,354 * Ain't no making love, baby * 421 00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:54,019 [cell phone beeps] 422 00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:58,389 [line trilling] 423 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:04,017 AUTOMATED VOICE: The mailbox is full and cannot 424 00:21:04,018 --> 00:21:06,221 accept any messages at this time. Goodbye. 425 00:21:06,751 --> 00:21:08,501 DIARRA: Should I call the police? 426 00:21:08,502 --> 00:21:11,118 To tell them you've been ghosted? Come on, Black woman. 427 00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:13,354 I did not get ghosted. 428 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,218 This is textbook ghosting, Ms. Brick. 429 00:21:15,219 --> 00:21:17,284 It's been how many days since you heard from him? 430 00:21:17,285 --> 00:21:19,954 I don't know. Three, four. 431 00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:21,986 - Shit, it's been five days. - Hmm. 432 00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:23,786 Maybe he ain't texting you back. 433 00:21:23,918 --> 00:21:25,253 - He in the wind. - Uh-uh. 434 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,187 No, no, no. Y'all were not there. 435 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:30,622 Y'all did not feel this energy that was passing between us. 436 00:21:30,752 --> 00:21:33,922 It sounded like he didn't either. Oh. 437 00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:35,586 [coughs] 438 00:21:39,785 --> 00:21:43,289 - Lesson plans by 5:00. - Yes. 439 00:21:48,619 --> 00:21:50,821 - [sighs] - You know, 440 00:21:50,822 --> 00:21:53,018 my uncle once disappeared for six months. 441 00:21:53,019 --> 00:21:56,656 He came back, married to a stripper on disability. 442 00:21:56,785 --> 00:21:59,488 My granny says she was ladylike, but just ugly as sin. 443 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:03,456 Wandreeka, baby, you want me to finish braiding your hair 444 00:22:03,457 --> 00:22:04,851 or you trying to get me to jump off 445 00:22:04,852 --> 00:22:07,122 the Ambassador Bridge? 446 00:22:07,186 --> 00:22:09,188 Sorry you got ghosted. 447 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,155 If it makes you feel any better... 448 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,350 here's a coupon to Trina's Nails and Waxing. 449 00:22:14,351 --> 00:22:16,185 Somebody just stuffed it in my locker. 450 00:22:16,186 --> 00:22:18,716 Are you trying to say I got ghosted and I'm busted? 451 00:22:18,717 --> 00:22:20,352 Not like that. I didn't mean it like that. 452 00:22:20,353 --> 00:22:22,523 - I did not get ghosted. - So what did you get? 453 00:22:23,819 --> 00:22:25,754 Turn around. Keep your head... child. 454 00:22:25,885 --> 00:22:28,422 Wow. 455 00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:30,654 [line trilling] 456 00:22:30,655 --> 00:22:32,552 AUTOMATED VOICE: The mailbox is full and cannot 457 00:22:32,553 --> 00:22:35,022 accept any messages at this time. Goodbye. 458 00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:37,155 [sighs] 459 00:22:37,286 --> 00:22:39,922 I felt crazier than I did before I met him. 460 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,122 He had teased me with a full eight hours 461 00:22:42,253 --> 00:22:45,123 of sleep, and I was addicted after one hit. 462 00:22:45,253 --> 00:22:47,655 And I didn't even know his last name. 463 00:22:47,786 --> 00:22:51,190 * * 464 00:22:51,191 --> 00:22:53,785 He said he lives across the street from that wing spot 465 00:22:53,786 --> 00:22:55,785 that has a fat guy dancing on the commercial. 466 00:22:55,786 --> 00:22:59,124 Mo-Fo's? I love that commercial. 467 00:23:02,121 --> 00:23:03,588 * Fuck the limelight * 468 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:04,954 * Had a kid, though * 469 00:23:05,121 --> 00:23:06,888 * Got to get my mind right * 470 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:10,557 [song continues playing] 471 00:23:11,154 --> 00:23:13,123 [indistinct chatter] 472 00:23:13,187 --> 00:23:16,157 I don't know how I could have read it so wrong. 473 00:23:16,287 --> 00:23:18,989 It is driving me fucking crazy. 474 00:23:19,121 --> 00:23:21,289 I may be gay, but I'm still a nigger. 475 00:23:21,421 --> 00:23:24,890 And the rumors are true. We ain't shit. 476 00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:27,389 It's really not that complicated. 477 00:23:27,521 --> 00:23:29,989 Hey, you know what? This is beneath us. 478 00:23:29,990 --> 00:23:32,220 There should be no reason we should be staking out 479 00:23:32,221 --> 00:23:34,289 some vanishing negro on the East Side. 480 00:23:34,290 --> 00:23:36,586 Yeah, you gotta stop talking shit about the East Side. 481 00:23:36,587 --> 00:23:38,397 All my cousins live on the East Side. 482 00:23:38,521 --> 00:23:41,290 Where do you think he could be? 483 00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:42,737 Not in here. 484 00:23:42,853 --> 00:23:49,227 [rap music playing] 485 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:50,820 Maybe something happened to him 486 00:23:50,821 --> 00:23:52,856 and that's why he hasn't called me. 487 00:23:52,857 --> 00:23:54,686 Girl, you sound like a crazy white woman. 488 00:23:54,687 --> 00:23:56,520 - I'm a concerned citizen. - Yeah, that's some shit 489 00:23:56,521 --> 00:23:58,820 - a crazy white woman would say. - Don't insult me. 490 00:23:58,821 --> 00:24:01,290 If anything, I am a crazy Black woman 491 00:24:01,421 --> 00:24:03,589 and that's just fucking adorable. 492 00:24:03,721 --> 00:24:06,590 So, never fuck anything that ain't moving. 493 00:24:07,921 --> 00:24:10,757 Sage advice. Thank you. 494 00:24:10,887 --> 00:24:12,656 Yes, Lord. 495 00:24:12,657 --> 00:24:15,786 Okay, maybe not every crazy Black woman is fucking adorable. 496 00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:20,492 Hey, can you all remind me again why people hate gentrification? 497 00:24:20,621 --> 00:24:22,456 This place is trรฉs gross. 498 00:24:22,587 --> 00:24:24,956 Need to pray for my food in here. 499 00:24:25,122 --> 00:24:26,356 Take a breath. 500 00:24:26,487 --> 00:24:29,957 Mm. And I just became a regular. 501 00:24:30,122 --> 00:24:31,172 I fuck with it too. 502 00:24:31,255 --> 00:24:32,723 Okay, y'all, listen. 503 00:24:32,854 --> 00:24:35,957 I have replayed every single aspect 504 00:24:36,122 --> 00:24:38,490 of this day over and over again in my head. 505 00:24:38,621 --> 00:24:40,689 Yeah. Then this one says 506 00:24:40,690 --> 00:24:42,653 we're gonna have a good time tonight. 507 00:24:42,654 --> 00:24:45,257 Oh, so you're a fortune teller and a palm reader. 508 00:24:45,388 --> 00:24:47,424 That's... It's the same class. 509 00:24:47,555 --> 00:24:50,491 Wow, that is a very specific skillset. 510 00:24:50,622 --> 00:24:52,924 I like it. 511 00:24:53,155 --> 00:24:54,989 And it was perfect. 512 00:24:55,122 --> 00:24:58,325 There was no logical reason for him to ghost me, except... 513 00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:01,758 [both chatting and laughing] 514 00:25:01,888 --> 00:25:04,125 Is that guy following us? 515 00:25:06,522 --> 00:25:08,124 Hey, we got a problem? 516 00:25:13,522 --> 00:25:16,591 Okay, okay. Get this straight. 517 00:25:16,722 --> 00:25:19,125 - So you was outside... - Uh-huh. 518 00:25:19,188 --> 00:25:20,289 ...at night? 519 00:25:20,422 --> 00:25:22,190 - Yes. - And you saw 520 00:25:22,322 --> 00:25:26,126 - some random vagrant? - We saw a vagrant, yes. 521 00:25:26,223 --> 00:25:29,126 D, girl, it's the D, okay? 522 00:25:29,189 --> 00:25:31,925 Look around you. It's vagrant. Vagrant. Look. 523 00:25:34,123 --> 00:25:36,525 Okay, so maybe this one attacked him later. 524 00:25:36,655 --> 00:25:38,590 Or maybe-maybe they knew each other. 525 00:25:38,722 --> 00:25:41,391 - It was weird. - Was it a sexy vagrant? 526 00:25:41,522 --> 00:25:45,126 - When are vagrants ever sexy? - Oh, oh, you got The Weeknd. 527 00:25:45,223 --> 00:25:47,358 - Lenny Kravitz. - Zoe Kravitz. 528 00:25:47,489 --> 00:25:49,391 - The stepdaddy? - What is this...? 529 00:25:49,523 --> 00:25:51,273 - Jason Momoa. My guy. - Jason Mimosa. 530 00:25:51,274 --> 00:25:53,522 - None of them are vagrants. - They're unkempt. 531 00:25:53,523 --> 00:25:55,273 Why are we saying vagrant so much? 532 00:25:55,356 --> 00:25:56,590 - Y'all- - Stop. 533 00:25:56,591 --> 00:25:58,122 - What? - We've indulged this 534 00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:00,958 long enough. Tell her. 535 00:26:01,123 --> 00:26:02,724 [sighs] 536 00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:06,759 All right, listen, bruh, you're still in Tree'nial. 537 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,588 You were supposed to start dating as a way 538 00:26:08,589 --> 00:26:10,522 to face your divorce, but you're using 539 00:26:10,523 --> 00:26:14,760 this whole Chris thing to keep living in a fantasy. 540 00:26:14,889 --> 00:26:16,558 So y'all saying I was ghosted? 541 00:26:16,689 --> 00:26:19,126 MR. TEA: Yeah, bruh. AJA: Yeah... [mumbles] 542 00:26:19,256 --> 00:26:20,590 ROBERTA: Hell, yeah. 543 00:26:20,723 --> 00:26:22,525 What are you all talking about? 544 00:26:22,656 --> 00:26:24,425 Ma'am, please mind your business. 545 00:26:26,956 --> 00:26:32,195 Okay, so what you're saying is that, after five years, 546 00:26:32,323 --> 00:26:35,926 I wasn't enough for Swa, and after five minutes, 547 00:26:36,124 --> 00:26:38,692 Ambien decided I wasn't enough for him either? 548 00:26:45,124 --> 00:26:47,159 [indistinct chatter and laughter] 549 00:26:47,889 --> 00:26:49,825 [glass shatters] 550 00:26:51,956 --> 00:26:54,126 - Fuck! - Hey, stop cussing. 551 00:26:56,723 --> 00:26:58,325 DIARRA: That's when it hit me. 552 00:26:58,457 --> 00:27:00,687 What was the point of me even being a fighter 553 00:27:00,789 --> 00:27:04,460 when no one was asking me to suit up? 554 00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:07,327 I never felt so utterly alone. 555 00:27:07,457 --> 00:27:09,126 I'm sorry! 556 00:27:10,023 --> 00:27:12,792 [sobs] 557 00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:15,526 Come on, baby, go get your girl. 558 00:27:17,690 --> 00:27:19,359 Do the right thing. 559 00:27:21,023 --> 00:27:22,225 Hey. 560 00:27:23,190 --> 00:27:24,891 No, please, God. 561 00:27:25,023 --> 00:27:29,594 - Hey. - [sighs] 562 00:27:29,724 --> 00:27:32,360 Look, I know you're going through a divorce, okay? 563 00:27:32,490 --> 00:27:35,660 But divorce ain't the end of the world. 564 00:27:36,657 --> 00:27:38,992 You gotta be like J.Lo. 565 00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:42,160 Every time she broke up with a nigga, she got finer. 566 00:27:44,157 --> 00:27:47,227 I think she divorce the niggas so she could get finer. 567 00:27:47,357 --> 00:27:49,492 So... 568 00:27:49,624 --> 00:27:52,827 [sniffles] Thanks for the advice. 569 00:27:57,857 --> 00:28:01,128 You know what? I was trying to move on. 570 00:28:01,258 --> 00:28:06,263 I met this cute guy. I just... I opened my heart, 571 00:28:06,391 --> 00:28:08,261 and he kicked me in the meat curtains 572 00:28:08,391 --> 00:28:11,394 when I was already down. 573 00:28:11,525 --> 00:28:15,729 - I hate a nigga with no code. - Oh, I know. 574 00:28:15,857 --> 00:28:18,127 You blinded Elton Gregory on one eye 575 00:28:18,225 --> 00:28:19,665 for calling me nappy-headed. 576 00:28:22,757 --> 00:28:24,626 He was nappy-headed. 577 00:28:24,757 --> 00:28:26,959 I mean, we was all nappy-headed. 578 00:28:27,125 --> 00:28:29,827 - He owed you an apology. - And I got one. 579 00:28:29,957 --> 00:28:33,894 He was like, "Oh, I so sorry, Diarra. 580 00:28:34,024 --> 00:28:35,892 I so sorry." 581 00:28:36,024 --> 00:28:37,126 [mumbles] 582 00:28:37,127 --> 00:28:40,857 DIARRA: That's when I thought, "Maybe all I needed to put 583 00:28:40,858 --> 00:28:44,162 Ambien behind me was a good old-fashioned apology." 584 00:28:44,291 --> 00:28:50,231 * * 585 00:28:59,025 --> 00:29:01,761 MONI: Oh, hell no. 586 00:29:01,762 --> 00:29:04,990 How did I get roped into this ghetto "Fatal Attraction" shit? 587 00:29:04,991 --> 00:29:06,693 'Cause you owe me. 8th grade. 588 00:29:06,694 --> 00:29:08,757 I took your place in "Seven Minutes of Heaven" 589 00:29:08,758 --> 00:29:10,327 with Melvin Rialto. 590 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:13,027 - Melvin wasn't that bad. - Wasn't that bad? 591 00:29:13,159 --> 00:29:15,861 The nigga cover me from head to toe with his saliva. 592 00:29:15,991 --> 00:29:17,493 I came up from that basement 593 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:20,027 looking like I just got off a waterslide. 594 00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:22,460 Oh. 595 00:29:23,426 --> 00:29:25,728 Oh, my God. It's getting decrepit. 596 00:29:25,858 --> 00:29:27,293 No man live here. 597 00:29:27,426 --> 00:29:29,294 - Yo, man lives here. - No, he don't. 598 00:29:29,426 --> 00:29:32,829 Okay, that's true. Okay, [exhales] hype me up. 599 00:29:32,958 --> 00:29:34,793 - Hype me up. - You got this. 600 00:29:34,925 --> 00:29:37,815 Okay, if he doesn't apologize, I'm just gonna key his car 601 00:29:37,816 --> 00:29:38,790 and we can be out. 602 00:29:38,791 --> 00:29:39,841 Felony, but okay. 603 00:29:41,025 --> 00:29:42,535 - How do I look? - Jefa, come on. 604 00:29:42,626 --> 00:29:44,561 Okay! Shit. 605 00:29:44,692 --> 00:29:45,960 [doorbell rings] 606 00:29:46,126 --> 00:29:47,193 Oh! 607 00:29:52,025 --> 00:29:53,127 Come on. 608 00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:59,298 * * 609 00:30:01,226 --> 00:30:03,194 DIARRA: Hello, Chris? 610 00:30:03,195 --> 00:30:04,925 [doorbell ringing] [knocking on door] 611 00:30:04,926 --> 00:30:07,762 [door creaks open] 612 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,296 Wait, wait. Look, I got my switchblade, 613 00:30:15,426 --> 00:30:17,294 my taser, my brass knuckles. 614 00:30:17,426 --> 00:30:18,860 Which one you want? 615 00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:20,958 Moni, do you always carry those things? 616 00:30:20,959 --> 00:30:22,725 The brass knuckles are just for the East Side. 617 00:30:22,726 --> 00:30:24,528 Okay, John Wick, you stay here. 618 00:30:24,659 --> 00:30:26,861 If something pops off, I'll holler. 619 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:28,827 Shit. 620 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,695 Chris? 621 00:30:36,592 --> 00:30:39,395 [thuds] 622 00:30:39,527 --> 00:30:40,894 Hello? 623 00:30:41,026 --> 00:30:47,065 * * 624 00:30:51,527 --> 00:30:54,463 What in the entire fuck? 625 00:30:54,593 --> 00:31:00,699 * * 626 00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,129 Hello? 627 00:31:05,227 --> 00:31:07,729 * * 628 00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:09,562 Hello? 629 00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:15,733 * * 630 00:31:16,660 --> 00:31:18,395 [screams] 631 00:31:18,527 --> 00:31:22,564 [muffled yells in Russian] 632 00:31:23,627 --> 00:31:27,131 Who are you? 633 00:31:27,228 --> 00:31:29,230 Ah! Ah! Ah! 634 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,529 Who are you and where is Chris? 635 00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:33,429 Diarra, is this the nigga? 636 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,794 [man yells in Russian] 637 00:31:34,927 --> 00:31:37,563 This goulash ass nigga? No! 638 00:31:37,693 --> 00:31:40,029 - Then, what the fuck? - I don't know, Moni! 639 00:31:40,161 --> 00:31:42,396 - Shit. - [yells in Russian] 640 00:31:42,527 --> 00:31:44,562 - Okay, switchblade. - Fuck. 641 00:31:44,693 --> 00:31:48,931 [man continues yelling] 642 00:31:49,128 --> 00:31:52,764 Hey, I am going to help you, okay? 643 00:31:54,128 --> 00:31:55,462 He shut his ass up. Damn. 644 00:31:55,594 --> 00:31:58,531 Shut the fuck up. [sighs] 645 00:31:58,661 --> 00:32:02,898 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Hey, be cool. 646 00:32:03,027 --> 00:32:09,134 * * 647 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:13,997 [Diarra grunts] 648 00:32:14,128 --> 00:32:15,495 [man speaks Russian] 649 00:32:15,628 --> 00:32:17,830 Where is the guy who lives here? 650 00:32:17,961 --> 00:32:20,564 I'm just... I'm just trying to make sure that he's okay. 651 00:32:20,694 --> 00:32:21,962 Hey, can you answer? 652 00:32:22,128 --> 00:32:25,431 [both yell, scream] 653 00:32:25,561 --> 00:32:27,463 [pants] 654 00:32:31,394 --> 00:32:37,434 * * 655 00:32:39,461 --> 00:32:41,130 MONI: I'm glad it wasn't him. 656 00:32:41,229 --> 00:32:44,598 That wasn't nearly enough dick for all this shit. 657 00:32:44,728 --> 00:32:49,633 * * 658 00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:53,332 I cannot believe that you had a switchblade, 659 00:32:53,462 --> 00:32:58,300 a taser and brass knuckles and you still let him get away. 660 00:32:58,429 --> 00:33:02,233 First of all, I don't know what kind of weird sex shit 661 00:33:02,362 --> 00:33:05,732 y'll into, but I'm not trying to be a part of it. 662 00:33:05,861 --> 00:33:08,697 I got a husband, two kids, and bills to pay. 663 00:33:08,828 --> 00:33:11,397 - The fuck I look like? - Good night, Monique. 664 00:33:11,529 --> 00:33:12,996 [Moni scoffs] 665 00:33:20,529 --> 00:33:21,830 MAN: Diarra. 666 00:33:21,961 --> 00:33:23,296 [suspenseful music] 667 00:33:23,429 --> 00:33:24,863 Diarra Brickland? 668 00:33:31,795 --> 00:33:33,564 You've been served. 669 00:33:33,695 --> 00:33:35,264 [pants] 670 00:33:36,962 --> 00:33:38,264 Oh. 671 00:33:46,529 --> 00:33:48,231 [sighs] 672 00:33:48,362 --> 00:33:51,698 * * 673 00:33:51,829 --> 00:33:55,233 They were right. I was in denial. 674 00:33:56,296 --> 00:33:58,765 My marriage is over. 675 00:33:58,895 --> 00:34:01,132 * * 676 00:34:01,230 --> 00:34:02,964 The Ambien thing was a way for me 677 00:34:03,130 --> 00:34:05,132 to avoid having to process it. 678 00:34:05,230 --> 00:34:06,964 * * 679 00:34:07,130 --> 00:34:10,966 But the Berlin Wall of my life had come down. 680 00:34:11,130 --> 00:34:14,399 So it didn't really matter why Ambien ghosted me 681 00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:16,932 or what happened to him. 682 00:34:17,130 --> 00:34:20,133 [bell ringing] 683 00:34:20,134 --> 00:34:21,429 I'll just have to accept the fact 684 00:34:21,430 --> 00:34:23,765 that I'll never see him again. 685 00:34:23,766 --> 00:34:25,529 And the only mystery I need to be trying 686 00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:28,299 to solve right now is... 687 00:34:28,430 --> 00:34:30,398 How the hell I'm gonna move on? 688 00:34:31,830 --> 00:34:35,634 Bruh, you just need to... 689 00:34:35,763 --> 00:34:37,465 throw yourself into your work. 690 00:34:38,296 --> 00:34:44,336 * * 691 00:34:48,430 --> 00:34:53,135 DIARRA: But then, at 4:44, clarity struck. 692 00:34:53,263 --> 00:34:55,665 I was so busy thinking about Ambien, 693 00:34:55,796 --> 00:34:58,166 I had forgotten about my part-time job 694 00:34:58,296 --> 00:35:00,632 as Captain Extra. 695 00:35:01,131 --> 00:35:03,299 - You like Wandreeka. - No, I don't. 696 00:35:03,430 --> 00:35:06,666 * * 697 00:35:06,796 --> 00:35:11,468 Marlon probably clowned her when her hair was a mess, 698 00:35:11,596 --> 00:35:12,831 and you weren't happy. 699 00:35:12,963 --> 00:35:16,700 Leave her alone. 700 00:35:16,701 --> 00:35:17,929 I wasn't even at that fight. 701 00:35:17,930 --> 00:35:19,832 Shut your lying ass up. 702 00:35:19,963 --> 00:35:24,935 And you must be in love because you fought so hard and so bad. 703 00:35:25,131 --> 00:35:29,535 * * 704 00:35:29,536 --> 00:35:31,563 Probably because the only karate lessons 705 00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:35,468 you ever had was watching from outside the window 706 00:35:35,597 --> 00:35:38,967 while waiting on your mom to get her nails done. 707 00:35:39,131 --> 00:35:42,800 * * 708 00:35:42,930 --> 00:35:45,566 Which is how you had the coupon. 709 00:35:45,697 --> 00:35:51,403 * * 710 00:35:51,531 --> 00:35:54,134 Wandreeka's the finest specimen in the building, 711 00:35:54,264 --> 00:35:56,566 whether she got her hair did or not. 712 00:35:56,697 --> 00:35:57,965 DIARRA: There it was. 713 00:35:58,131 --> 00:35:59,965 Somebody in this cold, hard city 714 00:36:00,164 --> 00:36:02,199 still willing to fight for love. 715 00:36:02,331 --> 00:36:03,732 * * 716 00:36:03,864 --> 00:36:05,866 It was beautiful. 717 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:09,935 I'm only gonna say this once. Stop fighting. 718 00:36:11,731 --> 00:36:16,236 Until you've actually had some karate lessons. 719 00:36:16,364 --> 00:36:17,565 [sighs] 720 00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:20,934 - You got me? - Yes, ma'am. 721 00:36:21,132 --> 00:36:24,435 Yeah, okay. Don't call me ma'am. Go. 722 00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:35,335 * * 723 00:36:35,465 --> 00:36:37,767 She went back in, huh? 724 00:36:37,897 --> 00:36:40,234 - Who told you? - Wandreeka. 725 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:43,435 Your mama may not be perfect, but she can flat twist 726 00:36:43,565 --> 00:36:45,567 with the best of them. 727 00:36:45,698 --> 00:36:48,768 - I'm sorry I missed it. - It's okay. 728 00:36:48,897 --> 00:36:52,968 You need anything, you call me, day or night. 729 00:36:53,132 --> 00:36:56,535 * * 730 00:36:56,665 --> 00:36:58,234 [both snap fingers] 731 00:36:58,365 --> 00:37:00,534 * * 732 00:37:00,665 --> 00:37:03,501 That's how I solved the case of my black eye. 733 00:37:03,632 --> 00:37:06,135 And that was gonna have to be enough. 734 00:37:06,232 --> 00:37:12,271 * * 735 00:37:15,465 --> 00:37:19,136 A few days later, fate intervened. 736 00:37:20,798 --> 00:37:26,138 [indistinct chatter, yelling] 737 00:37:26,233 --> 00:37:28,668 There wasn't a doubt in my mind it was him. 738 00:37:28,798 --> 00:37:30,634 [gasps] 739 00:37:30,765 --> 00:37:32,467 Ambien. 740 00:37:32,598 --> 00:37:35,668 I knew I'd seen this motherfucker before. 741 00:37:36,465 --> 00:37:38,334 I always thought it was the mama. 742 00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:42,569 She keep putting them posters to throw folks off her scent. 743 00:37:42,698 --> 00:37:45,000 - What? - Deonte Brooks. 744 00:37:45,133 --> 00:37:46,534 Damn shame. 745 00:37:46,665 --> 00:37:50,169 Probably been dead 25, 30 years by now. 746 00:37:50,299 --> 00:37:53,302 Then how did this guy eat my pussy last Friday night? 747 00:37:54,266 --> 00:37:55,634 The fuck y'all looking at? 748 00:37:55,635 --> 00:37:57,465 Minding your own fucking business 749 00:37:57,466 --> 00:37:59,216 is a full time motherfucking job, 750 00:37:59,266 --> 00:38:02,402 and all of y'all need to stay employed. Shit! 751 00:38:02,533 --> 00:38:05,303 DIARRA: In retrospect, I probably should have heeded 752 00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:07,401 the philosopher behind me, 753 00:38:07,533 --> 00:38:10,536 but I was sure I was one of the only people in the world 754 00:38:10,666 --> 00:38:13,736 who knew Deonte Brooks had been back in Detroit, 755 00:38:13,866 --> 00:38:15,801 that he was going by the name of Chris 756 00:38:15,933 --> 00:38:19,737 and that he was missing again. 757 00:38:19,866 --> 00:38:25,572 * * 758 00:38:26,699 --> 00:38:29,536 And the fact that his stroke was the only known cure 759 00:38:29,666 --> 00:38:33,237 for my insomnia made him my business. 760 00:38:35,505 --> 00:38:38,375 [upbeat music] 761 00:38:38,376 --> 00:38:41,579 * * 762 00:38:55,825 --> 00:39:01,931 * * 763 00:39:05,769 --> 00:39:11,808 * * 764 00:39:27,957 --> 00:39:29,759 - Mom! - Shh. Daddy's working. 765 00:39:29,809 --> 00:39:34,359 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54521

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