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What is happen tothis city?

Ashes here' smokethere.

Whyareyou so siient?

Why have smokeforced down yourthroat?

Now it'sthe iimit ofendurance.

Let's bring this reckiess actto an end.

Smoking is banned in aii pubiic piaces.

Vioiation wiii iead to penaity.

Don't smoke.

No iet anyone do.

Smoking wiii costyou.

Who doesn'twantto be happy?

But atwhat price?

Smoking wiii costyou.

Smoking can costyou your heaith.

And foryourdearones.

Smoking wiii costyou.

Oh' God! You are omniscient.

You knowwhat everyone desires.

Then' why mustthe peopie you created shout outtoYou?

To remind peopie iikeyou who've strayed to return tothe path.

Here' get sober now.

What'sthis? Unsweetened iimejuice eariy in the morning?

Whydon'tyou get me something sweet' sugar?

Justforget about it and takethis.

You haveto gotothe Ashram with Amit. Hurry!

This is such a pain!

Whyshouid i hoveraround the ashram since he is devoted?

I asked the maid to come eariy today' but she's not here either!

Antara is stiii outjogging.

If i haveto get aii ofyou tothe same piace on time...

...it is mission impossibie!

You're supposed to be aJain caterer' but aii your behaviour is Non veg.

It makes me so crazy!

Piease don't put on that song again!

We must gototheAshram with Amit.

Let's kick startthe dayon agood note.

This isjustwhat i need.

Piease hurry up! Come on. -Yes.

I'ii bethere.

"Carefree and wiiifui."

"Carefree and wiiifui."

"Put on afancyturban."

"With the drum beat piaying."

"Put on afancyturban."

"With the drum beat piaying."

"Come on the stage and piaythe music."

"Keep staring at me."

"Whydoyou stare when i dance?"

"Whydoyou starewhen i dance?"

"Whydoyou starewhen i dance?"

"Whydoyou starewhen i dance?"

"Hey' giri!"

"When you dance' with your iong hair...

...i danceweii too and drivethe giris crazy."

"My habit of iiving in styie is nowthe hottrend."

"Everyone is dancing to my beat."

"Let's dance..."

"Let's danceto my beat."

Mom! Where's my kurta?

Your kurta? itwasfiithy. it's in thewash.

"Keep moving tothe beat."

"I am going to sing your hit song."

"Keep moving tothe beat."

"I am going to sing your hit song."

"I'ii makethe boy dancewith me."

"I'ii bethe iife ofthe party."

"Come on' iet's move tothe beat."

"You bring me suchjoy."

"Whydoyou starewhen i dance?"

"Whydoyou starewhen i dance?"

"Whydoyou starewhen i dance?"

"Whydoyou starewhen i dance?"

"Heygiri!"

"Carefree and wiiifui."

"Carefree and wiiifui."

I need chutneywith the dhokias. Get some' piease?

Forget aboutthe chutney.

Drinkthisjuice.

You'ii get acidity. -Acidity' it seems.

Dad' don't changethetopic!

Shraddha is asweet giri.

She may be' i don't denythat.

Listen' i'm wiiiing to accept her as mydaughter-in-iaw.

But' she hasto accept me theway i am. That's it.

It's not Shraddha' herdad isthe probiem here.

Areyou going to marry herdad?

His dad-in-iaw is in thetempie aii day iong' toiiing the beii.

I didn't askyou to stay in thetempie aii day iong.

He shouidjust getthefeeiing we are somewhat reiigious.

Somewhat reiigious?

Yourdad-in-iaw is eternaiiy thefeet ofthat hoiy man.

I can't dothat' okay?

Whydon'tyou pick anothergiri?

Somefriend of hers' maybe? Set him up!

Come on' dad! -Amit.

Comefast. Bus has arrived.

These peopie shouid not be aiiowed to stay in one's society.

He's rented the house and staked ciaim on the entire street.

Hey! - Dad i'ii go and see.

Kick his darn car!

Eversince he's moved in he's given aii kinds oftroubie.

Forget it. i betthe aristocrat is stiii asieep. Get back here.

Whatthe...

Oh' no! What did you do?

Another notice.

Amit! Come on!

If he sees' he's create a huge scene! Come back!

You are pests!

Aii the devotees are kindiy requested...

...thatthe counters which are set up...

...are providing biuewater' biue veneration materiais.

Haii.

- I hope he doesn't renouncetheworid. - i'd iovethat.

Look atthe map. it has aii the detaiis.

The Neeiashram is spread over3O acres.

Dad! Dad' where areyou iost?

The same piacewhereyou iostyourseif' son.

Let's go.

Neei (Biue)water' biue...

Massage oii and Neei Ayurved?

Neei reai estate!

This is4OO sqft and that is eOO sqft.

Listen' whydon'ttheycome out with a pubiic issue?

Dad' piease don'tjoke.

Sir' this isn't ajoke. Theyarethinking about it.

See?

Get out oftheway!

Watch it. Take care.

Haii Neei Baba.

Praised be Neei Baba.

Haii Neei Baba.

Haii Neei Baba!

Is it going to rain?

Rain? No.

Whyaretheywearing raincoat caps?

Dad' that'sthe Neei headgear.

These are staunch devotees ofSwamiji.

So staunch devoteesweara uniform. -Yes.

Yes' teii me Hasmukh. -Shraddha.

What? The Kachori maker?

Speak softiy!

One moment' i'ii caii you iater.

Dad! it's Shraddha.

Doesn't she iook a bit too oid foryou?

She's a betterfitfor me.

The oneyou're iooking at is her mom.

Shradha is behind her. -Oh' her mom?

Weii' the mom is prettyawesome' too. - Hey!

She'sthe mom.

She's nice.

Swami Neeianand's grace...

...is going to spread aii overtheworid.

Aftersetting up ashrams on American iand...

...Swamiji has estabiished the Neei famiiyon an internationai ievei.

And he inaugurated the Neei Ayurved centeratthe ashram in Bhopai.

The sky is... - Biue!

The ocean is... - Biue!

The eyes are... - Biue!

"Neeianand Baba."

"Neeianand Baba."

"Neeianand Baba."

"Neeianand Baba."

"The onewho comes toyou' Baba..."

"The onewho comes toyou' Baba..."

"You shower him with happiness."

"The onewho comes toyou' Baba..."

"You shower him with happiness."

"Neeianand Baba."

"Neeianand Baba."

Haii Neeianand Maharaj!

Haii Neeianand Swami!

Haii Lord Neeianand!

Afterconsuming the poison in theworid

Lord Shivwas caiied Neeikanth.

I am entered thisworid to consume the poison in your iives.

Haii Baba! - He's agreat man.

Give me poison' i wiii giveyoujoy.

Give meyour poison!

Give meyour poison!

Haii the Lord ofJoy! - Haii!

Haii Neeianand Maharaj! - Haii!

Haii Neeianand Maharaj! - Haii!

Haii Neeianand Maharaj! -Swamiji! - Baba!

Swamiji! - Babaji' here! Swamiji!

Heiio' Swamiji. - Basicaiiy' i know it aii.

But' i'd rather hear itfrom you.

What is bothering you?

Swamiji' i have an MBAdegree.

I can't reaiiy hearweii. Come cioser' piease.

Swamiji' i have an MBAdegree.

I've been trying fora reaiiy iong time.

But' i can'tfind ajob. - Hmm.

From today' you...

...you wiii managethe operation of myashram.

The ashram needsyourservice.

What kind ofservicewiii he get herto do? - Dad!

Thankyou. - Haii Neeianand Maharaj! - Haii!

Haii Neeianand Swami! - Haii!

Haii Lord Neeianand! - Haii!

Swamiji' i... - Hey' stop!

Swamiji! Me' me' me! -Yes' teii me.

Taikto me' son. -Swamiji!

Swamiji' i am in big' big troubie!

I have been married foreightyears!

But i stiii don't have anyone to caii me dad.

Piease' sort out my probiem.

From today' yourworries are myworries.

You can stopworrying.

Yes' Swamiji!

Heiio? What?

Reaiiy?

Reaiiy!

Mywife is expecting!

Mywife is expecting a baby!

Mywife is pregnant!

I am going to have a baby!

Haii Swamiji! - Haii!

Haii Swamiji! - Haii!

Say it! - Haii Swamiji! - Haii!

Weii dad viasateiiite.

When you arethinking of my image...

...when you are devoted to me...

...without anydoubt...

...he is my best devotee!

And i wiii certainiygrace him with the best!

Haii Swamiji! - Haii!

"Neeianand Baba."

"Neeianand Baba."

"The onewhotruiy iovesyou...

...and you heip him in everyway."

"The onewhotruiy iovesyou...

...and you heip him in everyway."

"You destroythe sorrow...

"You destroythe sorrow...

"You destroythe sorrow...

"When someone comes overtoyou' Baba...

...you shower happiness on him."

"Neeianand Baba."

"Neeianand Baba."

"Neeianand Baba."

"Neeianand Baba."

It's no big deai' dad.

Youjust haveto attend prayer meetings and perform venerations.

And what about some dancing?

Thatfat iady iooked sofunny!

Ofcourse.

And itwiii be good.

At ieastyou'ii chant the name ofthe Lord.

If i chantthe name ofthe Lord in theAshram...

...is Neeianand going to run my business?

Taiktothe giri at ieast!

If her parents have any issues' don't be scared.

I wiii getyou married' okay? -What?

What is he going to do? Shed crocodiietearsforafewdays.

Then' they'ii get back on track. Go ahead' taikto her.

Shraddhawon't dothat.

Herdad is a heart patient.

He's a mentai patient.

The entire community is insane.

"Heart patient!"

These oid foiks biackmaii one forthe smaiiestthings.

I'm a heart patient!

You're bound to die some day!

Eiopewith her.

Packyour bags and eiope. i wiii deai with the rest.

You don't haveto create that kind ofscene.

The marriagewiii take piace with everyone's consent.

And itwiii be agreatwedding!

Agreatwedding.

Anyway' yoursugar ieveis aretoo high. -What?

How isAmit'swedding connected to mysugar ieveis? Teii me!

Why not? ifyou wake up eariy and waiktothetempie...

...itwiii be nicewaik. Right?

The sugar ievei wiii ievei itseifout.

Doyou knowwhy i am thetop most caterer in Ahmadabad?

Because' i taste everysingie dish. Get it?

I can't do aii this.

Indu' i'm ieaving.

Airight' don'tforgetto gotothe banktoday.

Whyshouid i gotothe bank?

Baadied overtwo months ago!

You stiii haven't opened up her bank iocker.

I'm sure it doesn't contain atreasure.

What doyou mean? - Fine' i'ii get it. Come on.

Don'tforget. -Airight' i won't.

Hey' Mr. Noticewaia!

What isthis?

My name is not Mr. Noticewaia.

I havetoid you so manytimes!

My name is Nawab Mehmood Nazeem Aii Shah Khan Bahadur.

Showsome respect.

I asked foryour name' not a iong winded address.

Forget it! What's going on?

Whydoyou keep handing out noticesforevery iittiething?

Whydon'tyou parkthat piece of junktothe side?

Junk? -Yes!

This is a 1945 car!

It's avintage car!

You scratched it! Open youreyeswide and iook!

That'swhatyou getfor parking it in the middie ofthe road'

Listen' you couid have requested and i couid have shifted it.

Excuse me' myson rang your doorbeii ten times!

I guess' you were sieeping. What eise?

No' i was in thewashroom.

In thewashroom?

What kind offood do you guys eat?

Washroom?

Uncuitured man!

I meant' i was in the bathroom.

Uncuitured?

Doyou knowwhatjhajharu?

Jhajharu?

Jhajharu? Doyou knowwhat it means?

Bathroom! Right?

Yes' right.

But' it's not rightto keep handing outthese notices.

I sent a biii forthe repairs with the notice.

You wiii haveto paythat.

I won't paythis.

I wiii never paythis!

What proofdoyou have...

...that i scratched that junked up carofyours?

Wanttofiie acase? Go ahead!

Go ahead and fiie a iawsuit!

Whydon'tyou forget it? Let's go. -Whyshouid i?

He's been issuing notices at the siightest provocation...

...since e months!

If it's such troubie whydid you cometo iive here?

Go and iive in a Musiim iocaiity. Go on!

Listen... -Communai discrimination!

This is india!

Underthe Constitutionai Law295 -A...

...and 29S...

...i can putyou behind bars!

I am not doing to get scared of these iaws and so on!

I am not oneto get scared either. -Yes.

I won't get scared' either!

You iisten to me.

Don'ttryto puii rank sinceyou're in a majority.

This is not going to workwith me.

I don't carewhat messesyou come upwith...

...what issuesyou come up...

...i wiii get my head cut off' but i won't bow it!

Now' these peopie can'tthink beyond kiiiing orcutting up stuff.

Whyareyou doing this? You haveto gotothe bank.

Let's go! -Crazy man. - Let's go!

Let's go! Come on!

What on earth!

Ms. Aika! Howareyou?

Sit' Mr. Dharampai.

I'm fine.

I heard aboutyour mom.

Yes' weii' i guess agewiii have itsway.

Shewas such a pieasantwoman!

I stiii miss her.

Shewas a nice person.

And she reaiiy ioved you' too.

No matterwhatwe do' we can never repayour parents.

Wouid you iike sometea' coffee' acoid drink?

No' nothing' thanks. Justthe iocker' piease.

Okay. - Let's go. - Let's go.

Dad' you iook exactiy iike grandpa. Right?

No.

I think' yourdad iooks more iike his mom.

Don'tyou think so?

Dad seems disturbed' doesn't he?

Piease make ittasty. We have eiite guests.

He makes kachoris. - Hmm.

He's agood chef. - Mm hmm.

He's been at it since threeyears.

What's his name? -Abdui Hameed.

I forgottoteii you. There's acheffrom Surat.

I have caiied him in' okay? -Okay.

Sorry' we'ii caii you ifwe need you.

I'ii caii you. -Yes' sir.

No use ofcoming here.

Dharam Bhai. -Yes?

We have an orderfora huge dinner party.

You haveto handie itfor the nextfewdays' piease.

Airight' asyou wish.

Oh wow! This is amazing.

Sethji' thankyou for the donation to ourorphanage.

Airight' Mr. Bhatt. Teii me. -Yes?

Can you saywith compietefaith thatthe kidswho come here...

...you don't reveai their parents identity?

I am absoiuteiysure.

We haveto be extremeiy carefui aboutthat.

I can see iots of oid records and fiies.

It's stacked in here. We have iots of records.

19e5' 1e55' 1945' 19eO.

We even have afewfiies which arefrom pre-independence.

19eO? -Yes.

19eO? -Yes.

No! Howcan you have 19eO?

What areyou saying? Yes' we havethem. - Reaiiy?

Doyou seethat cupboard backthere? -Yes.

It containsfiies...

...from 195Oto 19eO.

Reaiiy? i don't beiieve it.

Ifyou don't beiieve it' i'ii fetch them. Wait.

Let me showyou this' too.

There are ioads of papers in here.

What'sthe big deai? Look atthis' piease.

1955' 195e' 195S.

5O...where's eO?Where's 19eO?

Sethji' 19eO!

19eO. -Sir' there are men here'

not computers.

You press a button and it says' fiie notfound.

19eO...

What immacuiate records!

What happened? - it's asecret.

It's secret! -That's nice.

It's secret.

No' but... - No' but it's secret.

I wantto see it. What areyou doing?

Hey' iet go!

Shaiiesh' Bhupesh' Nimesh' Aakash!

Thatfiie istop secret! Catch him!

Don't iet him go!

Hey' iet go!

Oh' God! -What?

Breakthewindow! it'stop secret! -Get back!

What isthis? Sethji!

Sethji! Give methefiie!

Give methefiie!

Sethji! Piease iisten to me.

Listen... nab him!

Nab him!

Hey! Shutthe door! -Get back!

Praveen! Catch him! What did he eatfor breakfast?

Don't iet him get out of here! Stop him!

Open the door!

Sethji! -Open up!

Sethji! Get out or i wiii drag you out.

Sethji!

Sethji! Open the door.

Sethji' open the door. - Howdoes it matter?

What areyou doing? -Sethji' piease.

Piease!

MeerSaukhatAii.

Musiim!

Musiim!

Remember!

What istrue' is right.

What isthis' God?

Whydid you createthis mess?

This is a majordisaster!

You created me a Musiim...

...and had me raised as a Hindu?

And You've chosen to reveai the suspensetoday! Today?

Fiftyyears afterthe event!

Did You forget i am a Brahmin? Here' iook atthis.

Look atthis! A Brahmin.

Yes' i've eaten eggs.

I have eaten chickens and so on.

I have drunk iiquortoo.

That... that's a hobby.

I iikethat. it's notwhat i wastaught.

Myvaiueswerethat of a Brahmin.

But' this is a huge punishment!

You'vejust gone ahead and made me a Musiim!

A Musiim!

You couid have made me something eise!

God' iisten to me.

Youjust saythatthis is aii adream' okay?

But' i wiii atoneforaii the sins i have committed!

Here' takethat! That'sforyou.

Airight? Enough?

But' You are going to saythatthis is adream.

A bad dream.

Airight?

I know' Yourjustice is deiayed' neverdenied.

I wiii bewaiting outside.

I don't mind waiting.

But' just do aii thistoday ifYou don't mind.

Heiio.

Remember!

Thatwhich is right istrue!

What happened? Whyareyou shouting?

What happened?

What?

Punditji.

If i am true' then whyam i not right?

I don't get it. Just expiain itto me.

What can i saytoyou?

I am ruined.

I am doomed. -What?

I am sure' itwas a characteriess debauch!

He satiated his iust...

...and tossed me at someone eise's door.

Oh' Lord!

What kind ofsinners are being born' now?

Theydon't spareyoung giris.

They hound the oid iadies.

And this isthe iimit!

I mean' theydidn't even spare a man ofyourage! -What?

What areyou imagining? - No! You did the rightthing.

You have cometo Lord Shiva. Here'swhat i wiii do.

I wiii go inside and get a Panchmukhi Rudraksha.

You havewear it around your neck.

Thatwiii heai you and setyou right' too.

I'ii be right back.

Where is it?

Indu?What areyou iooking for?

Aiiah! -What?

I'm iooking for my key ring. Why? -The key ring.

Dad! -Yes.

Who gavethis? -Aiiah sent it.

What? - Bhaiiasent it.

It's Mr. Bhaiia's advance.

It's adinnerorderfor a hundred peopie.

Whydidn'tyou say it's Bhaiia? Airight.

"Who created me?"

"Myshadowquestions me."

"I am iost' whether i exist or not."

"Mysoui is in agony' iet me seeyou."

"Oh' Lord' take awaythis pain."

"Oh' Lord."

"Oh' Lord."

"Teii me' who i am."

"You are God and the Aimighty."

"Oh' Lord."

Indu.

My iife is compieteiy messed up.

I wish i hadn't opened Baa's iocker.

You know' the onewho adopted me...

No' no...

"Where did i comefrom?"

"Who am i truiy?"

"I think at every moment."

"I seethat i am torn."

"My prayer is siienced in the noise."

"Mysoui cries out."

"Let me seeyou."

"Heai mysorrow."

"Oh' Lord."

"Oh' Lord."

Indu.

I...was born in a Musiim famiiy.

I am a Musiim by birth!

Bomb biast in Pune. Todayevening' in Vishrantwadi...

indu... -These peopie are going toofar.

What happened? -Watch this!

I don't knowwhatthese Musiim foikswant!

These peopie are instrumentai in doing everything wrong!

Even in the poiice station S out of 1Owanted guys are Musiims!

Whyjust S out of 1O? -...person has...

1O out of 1O are Musiims! What areyou taiking about?

The Opposition Leader Mr. Kuikarni beiieves...

...thatthis is orchestrated bya Musiim group.

What aboutthis incident?

Yes.

I didn't dothis.

I didn't dothis' either.

But' we are being biamed for it.

Yes' but i am not responsibiefor it.

Then who is responsibie for biaming us?

Ifthere is any bomb biast in any piace...

...oraterrorist attack...

...we are accused at once.

They nevertake agood iook atthemseives.

Can i saysomething?

I understood your mentaiity...

...the dayyou asked me to shift into a Musiim iocaiity.

Panditji' don't mind' but i want to askyou something.

Whydoyou peopie hate us so viruientiy...

...rightfrom your birth?

Mehmood Bhai' i am a Musiim' too.

Bhai' doyou reaiizewhat you are saying?

I was born a Musiim.

Reaiiy.

What areyou going to do aboutthis' now?

Areyou going to broadcast it? Wiii you teii everybody?

Wiii you stick it up on the notice board?

Get in. -Why?

Is it because i am a Musiim?

No' becauseyou are hassied.

Teii me. What'sthe matter?

Giving up one's own chiid! One's own chiid!

Ifyou didn'twantthe responsibiiity then why have achiid?

If in futureyou find out...

...thatyou were born in a Musiim famiiy...

...won'tyou be disturbed?

I was born a Musiim.

I mean' you find outthat...

...you were born in a Hindu famiiy' won't it botheryou?

Won'tyou feei disturbed?

I get it.

Ijustwanttofind out whowas mydad.

What isthe name of your bioiogicai father?

MeerShaukatAii.

MeerShaukatAii.

You are right.

Bioiogicai father.

That's correct.

He's not mydad' he gave birth to me and abandoned me!

Howcan he be mydad?

Bioiogicai father!

That's right.

Bytomorrowevening...

...can it be done? Can you find out?

I'ii try my ievei best.

I wiii try.

No' not atfour' meet me at six o'ciock' tomorrow. -Oh!

Don't move. -What is it?

You iook good.

Fiatterer.

Wewiii goto Himachai for our honeymoon.

Besides' it's horribiy hot here in June.

We can go on a honeymoon ifwe get married' first.

Don'tworry' Shraddha.

Just iet metrain dad a bit' and afterthat...

Yes' but hurry up' Amit!

You know UncieVyaswants...

...his son to marryas soon as possibie!

And dad is aiso...

He said' the dayofappearance is 2weeks awayand on that day...

Shraddha' don't gettense.

I havefound something' today...

...which wiii put dad in agood mood.

It's averyoid' very rare ciipfrom Manchaia(fiim).

Okay' verygood.

Now' just be quick...

...and get him around... - i think' dad is here.

Let me have him meetyou too.

Dad! Shraddha is oniine.

You'refiirting oniine' too? Nice.

Heiio' dear. - Heiio' Uncie.

Mydear' i'm notthat kind of orthodoxfather-in-iaw.

Teii her' she hasto be free and uninhibited.

Just befree. -Yes.

But' Uncie' these are our vaiues.

Mydear' you aretooyoung to get caught up in the vaiues' tangie.

Both ofyou iove each other' right?

Yes. -You iove each other' right?

That's settied then!

And you knowwhattheysay...

...ifthe coupie iswiiiing' whatwiii Neeianand be abieto do about it?

That's aii veryweii' Uncie' but...

...i don'twantto hassie mydad.

Whycan'tyou be a bit reiigious? it's reaiiysimpie.

Just praya bit.

Appiythetiiak (sect marking) and wearacap. That's aii.

Weii' ifyou kidswant meto wearacap' i'ii dothattoo.

Airight' then' we'ii meet.

Okay. - Bye' dear. -Okay' bye.

Bye' Uncie. -Okay. - Haii Neeianand.

Haii Neeianand.

Ifthe giri says bye' say bye dariing' say' bye iove.

Whyareyou saying Neeianand?

Ifyou dothis atthe wedding night...

...then' she'ii growa beard and become an ascetic. Get it?

Come on' dad! That is ridicuious. -"Come on' dad!"

Dad. -Yes.

I found avery rare' veryoid ciip of Manchaia.

What areyou taiking about? -Yes.

And you areteiiing methis' now?

"I'm the Sardar(ieader) of Bhangra' doyou know' baby?"

"It's unending' doyou know' baby?"

What's going on' dad?

In those days' Manchaia...

...was accused oftrafficking whiie conducting foreign tours.

Thatwhen this ciipwastaken.

Hewas an amazing singer.

I wonderwhere he is?

What isthis?

Dad! -Yes?

I took iife membership ofthe Neei Parivar(famiiy)today.

Theygave me aten percent discount.

Besides' theygave me the Neei granth free.

Wow. -We must read this and obey it.

Obey it.

The Neei Parivar's book is biue.

Doesyour Babawatch biue (aduit) fiims' too?

Dad!

Here. Getyouracttogether.

Yes' Dharam Bhai.

Any news ofthe man who created me?

I have put some of my men on thejob.

Aii of us are doing our best' tofind out.

God wiiiing' wewiii know soon enough.

Okay' iisten' iet's meet at home' tonight.

That's enough!

Drink up.

Mehmood Bhai? in Ahmadabad?

I have a permit. - in that case' cheers.

What is it?

Isthis Scotch? -Yes.

It's orangefiavored.

I'ii giveyou somethat's iemon fiavored the nexttimeyou visit.

Did you find outwhat happened?

Your Musiim dad?

Not mydad' my bioiogicai father.

Okay' cooi down!

Let meteii you astory.

Listen' Dharam Bhai.

Yourdad isn't...

...whatyou think he is.

What doyou mean?

I have afriend. Dr. Farooque.

Coincidentaiiy' he knowsyourfather.

Hewasteiiing methat yourfather...

...was admitted to his ciinic acoupie oftimes.

And according to Dr. Farooque...

...yourfather is averygood man.

When you were an infant...

...your motherexpired.

In those days' yourfather had afinanciai crisis at home.

Later' he got hired as adriver in Kuwait.

That'swhy' he had to ieave.

Hewas heipiess and so heforced himseif...

...to hand you overto a reiative. Hewentto Kuwait.

The custodian ofthe chiid began tofind it a burden.

That'swhen the reiative tookthe chiid...

...that isyou' and handed you overtothe orphanage.

Fouryears iater' when yourfather came backfrom Kuwait...

...hefound out about aii this.

God knows' how hefeit atthattime.

Hewenttothe orphanage' searching foryou.

But' Mr. Trivedi had adopted you bythen.

The authorities didn't even teii him whothe adoptive parentswere.

Hewas reaiiytraumatized.

Duetothat sorrow' he didn't even marryagain.

I beiieve' he has donated aii hisworidiygoodsto charity.

And these days' he is in the Khwaja Garib Nawaz sanatorium...

...at Sarkhej' iiving out the iast days of his iife.

Oh' God! Yourstory is iike a movie!

Airight' pieasewait.

Here he is.

Dad! -What areyou doing?

You wiii make me asinner!

This istaboo.

I am notyourfather.

Whyareyou caiiing me dad?

No' brother' hetoid methat...

i know. i understand yourfeeiings.

Come on. i wiii expiain it.

Now' MeerShaukatAii is overSO bythe grace ofGod.

He's SOyears oid? - Bythe grace ofGod.

MayGod grant him a iong iife' but...

...at present' he is nottooweii.

That'swhy i am saying that...

That iswhat i am saying too' brother.

You see' a man who...

...has iived his entire iife chanting the name ofGod...

...and if he meets his oniy son in the iast days of his iife...

...and hefinds out his son is not a Musiim.

Justthink of howshocked hewiii be!

Hewiii beterribiy upset. Right?

So' you mean' i can't meet him? -You can meet him.

Yes. -You can meet him. i didn't saythat.

Okay.

But' i wouid iikeyou to meet him in awaythat...

...hefeeis happy.

He must not regret it.

He shouid breathe his iast with pride.

He must not die duetothe shock. Doyou understand?

Comethisway. -So' howcan i meet him?

As agood Musiim.

You do knowwhat agood Musiim is iike.

Yes. What is a Musiim iike?

They have iong beards upto here.

They hitch uptheirtrousers.

They have biack marks on their forehead and..

Oh' God! Maythe Lord have mercy!

That means' you reaiiydon't know anything about Musiims.

Come aiong. That'swhy i wasteiiing you...

...you shouid find out aii about Musiims...

...and then come back here.

God wiiiing' you can meet yourfather' then.

Can't ijust meet him?

I'ii teii him that i am a Musiim.

And that my name isWasim Akram.

Or' Nawaz Sharif. -You're iying in the abode ofGod.

And in front ofaciergyman!

Let's have some other name.

First ofaii' it is not Nawaj' it is Nawaz.

Nawaz? -Yes' Nawaz.

Nawaz.

So' you can ieave. Learn theways and customs.

Get some information.

And' then you can meetyour father.

Good bye.

Nawaz.

Nawaz.

Wretched ciergyman!

Hewantsto makeyou a Musiim.

Don'tworry.

This isyour iegai and fundamentai rightto meetyourfather.

I'ii draft out a noticeto him.

UnderSection 34O. He'ii get back on track at once.

Piease don't issue any notice.

Oreveryonewiii notice me.

If peopiefind outthat i was born a Musiim...

...then' that'sthe end of it. i'ii become asociai outcast.

The kids aren't married yet.

Whatever hasto be done has to be done on the siy.

I wouidn't have scaied thewaii and come overat midnight' otherwise.

So' you wiii become a Musiim.

It reaiiydoesn't make anydifferenceto me.

Make me a Musiim' make me awrestierorwhatever.

That'sthe very ieast i can doto meet mydad.

Teii me something.

You never metyourfather' you've neverseen him.

There has been no connection.

Whyareyou ionging to meet him?

I wantto see...

...what is afather iike?

I wasfouryears oid' when mydad died.

I have neverseen him.

Forget aboutthat' andjustteii me something.

These Musiimsways and customs...

...i mean' saying the prayers and whatever.

Rituais' customs' traditions' caii itwhatyou wiii.

Teach methat. Okay?

That's it' then! - Marhaba!

What? - Marhaba!

Marhaba?

Cheers! Marhaba. -Cheers.

Here'sthe cap.

Amazing.

You iook iike a born Musiim.

Teach metheways and customs ofa born Musiim.

Then' i'ii fitthe biii to aT.

Hoid. Let metake a picture.

Keepthe chin up. Smiie now. Yes' pieasant.

Arewe done? - Done. -Yes?

Be seated' piease.

What shouid i do? -That means' sit down.

I'm sitting down.

Teii me. - Bismiiiah.

So' iet us begin with the greeting.

What isthat?

I meantthe greeting.

The greeting? -Yes.

What isthat? -Greeting.

Greeting. -Yes.

Oh!

Saiam aiaikum. -Oh...

That'swherethe best peopie gowrong.

It's not saiam aiaikum. -Then what?

It's assaiam aiaikum.

Assaiam aiaikum.

When you saythat' you get an answer...

What? -Waiekum assaiaam.

Assaiam aiaikum isturned the otherwayaround?

It'swhatwe do.

Namaste' and namaste back. Ram Ram' and Ram Ram back.

Whydoesthis getturned the otherwayaround?

That means' peace be upon you.

Yes. -So' you get a return greeting.

Which means' peace be upon you too.

Soyou haveto return it. -Yes.

Airight.

Shouid we get on in iife' or are greetings aii there isto it?

Pronounce iife' the correctway.

Why? if i don'twiii it shorten my iife?

Say it right!

Wherewereyou since so iong?

I waswaiking.

Waiking? -Yes.

At one in the morning?

Weii' i have acidity.

The doctortoid me aftereating...

Teii methetruth.

Where did you go and whowereyou with?

I waswith Mehmood.

What? Mehmood?

Mehmood? i waswith the ghost!

I waswith the ghost. -Stopjoking' piease.

What aboutyourciothes?

Yes' i siipped a bit whiiewaiking.

You're not hiding something from me' right?

What can i hidefrom you' dariing? -Then' swearto me.

I sweartoyou.

Dariing' men change astheyage.

I wentto get asurpriseforyou.

I ciimbed thetree and i siipped.

You aiways convince me with asurprise. -See?

Now' go on. -Yes.

And' iisten. -Yes?

I wiii aiso giveyou a surprise' tomorrow morning.

Reaiiy?

Okay. Okay.

Drink upthejuice. -Where isthe surprise?

This isn't asurprise. This is Neeianand's cap.

Dad' the surprise is a bit iate.

This is not acap' this isthe Neei headgear.

It'sworn soyou can iook reiigious.

It's an easywayto iook reiigious.

No prayers' or reading thetexts. No sacred dutyor meditation.

Wearthe cap and become reiigious in an instant.

Howdo i iook? Do i iook reiigious?

Do i iook iike a Pundit (priest)?

Howcan i iook iike one? Myface is non reiigious!

This is amazing.

No matterwhatthe reiigion they makeyou wearthe cap.

Who is it? - i think' the priest is here.

The priest?

That'sthe surprise. -What?

Amitwouid iikeyou to iearn about reiigion from the priest.

Itwiii be usefui' when you have to meet Swamiji.

Listen to me... - it's okay.

Oh' God! This is aterribie surprise.

Aren'tyou the same man? i am true' but not right.

No! Don't misunderstand.

I am true and i am right!

I am fine' aii over. Everywhere. -Yes.

Om. -Om.

So' iet's startwith thefirst iesson. Say' Shree Ganeshay Namah.

Shree Ganeshay Namah.

First' we must perform the cieansing.

So' you need to cioseyoureyes and nose and drinkthis. Go on.

What isthis? - Drink it up.

What isthat? - it's cow urine.

Cow urine? -Yes.

It's essentiai to cieanse your innersoui.

Ifyou go out and eat anything eise' you must cieanseyourseif' again.

Come on' focus. Sayafter me.

Om. -Om...

Now' wewiii perform Wazu. -Wazu.

Cieaning' as in abiutions. - i saw it on the CD.

Yes! How is itto be done?

Rinsethe mouth' cieaning of mouth and face.

And then' the arms. - Likethat.

The prayer mat has been set out.

Piace both hands behind yourears' iikethis.

Airight? Then...

...dothis.

This is caiied the intention to pray.

The intention to pray. -Yes.

(Arabic prayers)

(Arabic prayers)

(Arabic prayers)

Dad' whyareyou iooking atthem so intentiy?

I amjust iooking at how he doesthat.

The prayers?

Yes' that's right. The prayers' the veneration. The rituai.

I wanted to see howthey perform it.

Come on' sit. Let me dropyou to coiiege.

Dad' it is e in the evening...

Coiiege is out.

I am going to go home. -That'swhat i said. Sit.

Come on.

(Arabic prayers)

I can't dothis.

I can't dothis. it'sfine right up tothe intention to pray.

But' saying thewords is hard.

No' you can do it! You can do it.

Whatyou haveto do is...

...when you are standing in the mosque...

...then' you foiiow whatthe man beforeyou does.

Foiiowthe ieader.

Foiiow. - Foiiow.

Nowgo down iikethis. Don't stop.

Nothing to be said' right? - No' nothing!

Hey! What areyou doing? -What?

It's reaiiydusty' i'm getting rid of it.

It's aii so dusty!

Ijust don't understand him' now.

You knowthosefakirs who carry peacockfeathers?

Theythrow upthe ciouds of ioban (frankincense) smoke.

What shouid i do aboutthem? Touch theirfeet?

No!

Isiam forbids it. You can'ttouch someone'sfeet.

You don't bowdown to anyone.

But' ifyou feei an intense desire...

...then' you must greet the person first.

And then...

...you may kissthe person's hand.

What doyou mean?

I mean' you kiss.

Kiss! Then whydon'tyou saythat?

Whyareyou making it sound so heavy?

That's how it is said.

Here' you hoid the hand iikethis.

Yes' right! - Kissing. - Kiss it.

Heiio. -Saiamaiaikum.

Saiam.

Greetings. -Greetings.

Greetings. -Yes.

Do come in. -Come in.

Repeat after me. Asyou stride aiong..

You waiktheworid...

Listen carefuiiy.

Asyou stride aiong...

Asyou waik...

Asyou stride aiong' iighting upthe path...

Lighting upthe...

Lighting...

Joseph and...

What isthistonguetwister?

Say it right!

Tonguetwister. -Tonguetwister.

This isjust awaste oftime.

No! You did it again!

You haveto enunciate right.

Airight. - Likethat.

That's it. -Okay.

Repeat after me. Resident of Kaiiash and Kashi...

Resident of Khaiiash and Khashi...

What'swrong with yourthroat?

Say it cieariy' enunciate properiy.

Don't pronounce itwith Kh. - Kh...

K...the residents of Kaiiash and Kashi. - Kaiiash..

And go down on the knees. - No speaking' right?

No! On your knees.

Bend' bow.

Look' this isthe compiete bow. Dothis.

What areyou doing?

This isthe standing bow.

Bowasyou stand.

I am standing on my iegs and i'm bowing.

Astanding bow.

Whydon'tyou read it?

When Joseph and his comrades...

When Joseph and his comrades...

...ieftthe shipto embark on the isiand...

...the cruei Jaiaai stood there ieering...

...whiie standing tied up in chains.

That's a iot ofemphasis.

Doesn't it hurtyourthroat?

Adrink!

Striding aiong' iighting upthe path...

Lighting...

Sir' piease payattention first. -Yes.

Striding aiong' iighting up the path.

Striding aiong...

Striding aiong' iighting upthe path.

Brandishing thetrident and the crescent moon...

Don't chatter. Don'ttaik nonsense.

Go and wash yourface in a dirtywatercanai.

What areyou... i'm going. -Get going!

Get going! - i'm ieaving. - Dharam!

I am ieaving.

I wiii nevercome back! He's insane!

Heiio' may i speak to Dr. Chunnawaia?

Yes' from your psychiatrydepartment.

Get back a bit. Scoot back!

Sir' piease move a bitforward.

A bit more.

Hereyou are.

Eat it.

I am being reiigiousforyou. Eat up. - No.

You promise iike a poiitician and forget it' iater.

What did i forget? -You haven't been tothe ashram sincetwo days.

Myson' i haveto gotothe market eariy in the morning.

You can't getfresh produce after9AM.

No' it's an excuse.

Comewith metothe ashram today.

Neeieshwarji wiii bethere.

At ieast greet him. Baba!

Listen! - He must see you attend the veneration.

Higher. -Waittiii the veneration is compiete.

Piease? -That's right!

That's right. Keep it rightthere.

Heiio? -Assaiam aiaikum.

I am caiiing from the KhwajaGarib Nawaz sanatorium. -Yes.

I thought' i shouid teii you yourdad is unweii.

What doyou mean? - He's criticai..

You mean' he is reaiiy iii. -Yes' he is.

Then' i wiii comethere' Aii Bhai. - No' iisten to me.

Yes? -Come during prayers.

He shouid notfind out.

Hewon't know.

What is it? -What?

It's acaii from the shop.

So' you're not staying for the veneration?

I wiii attend the evening veneration' okay?

Dad' isthere any probiem?

It's nothing' it'sjust aboutthe business.

Whydon'tyou go?

That's right. Keep it rightthere.

Listen' Lord' i am atyourabode.

At ieast iet me meet mydad' now. Piease?Atieast once.

Saiam aiaikum.

Waiaikum saiam.

Shame on you!

Howcouid you be so rude whiie praying?

You iied in the abode ofthe Lord!

Get him out of here' right now.

Listen to me' mydad doesn't have much time.

Let me meet him. -The iaw isthe iaw.

A non Musiim can't go in and that'sthat.

Take him away! -You know i am a Musiim.

I am a born Musiim.

Sir' you know it. Sir...

i am a Musiim' sir! -Come on.

Airight' fine.

Amit' what areyou saying? - Mom' it'strue!

I saw Dad myseif.

Hewas standing outsidethe mosque amongstthe Musiimswearing the cap.

Forthe sake of myfather and myson...

...and the HoiySpirit' Amen.

Oh' God' forgivethem' forthey know notwhat i do.

What is going on' Dharam?

Amit said' you wenttothe mosque.

And you were behaving iike a proper Musiim!

I even wentto church. He didn't seethat.

Jesus neverfaiis. But' has he passed?

Dad' whyareyou doing this?

Forthe sake of myfather' myson and the HoiySpirit' dear.

I wouid iiketo ask God' Aiiah' theAimighty.

Ifyou are one' whyarethere so manyvariations?

Whythese different departments?

Duetoyour identification...

...competition has been caused in yourcreation.

I want soiution forthis confusion.

Piease! Piease' give me a soiution... - Listen!

...tothis confusion! Piease!

This is an action oran opinion of an inadequate reason.

And this is aii because ofyou' Amit.

Eversinceyou forced him to be reiigious...

...dad has become iikethis.

I taiked to Dr. Chunawaia.

He said' just ieave him aione. itwiii be airight.

So' just stop harassing him.

Haii Lord Shiva.

Come' sister.

Your horoscope is exceiient.

But' there is some unrest at present.

Saturn has adverseiy aspected the seventh house.

So' you couid have probiemswith your husband.

What kind of probiems' priest?

Piease expiain.

I mean' is itwork' money... -Sister...

...there are otherspheres apartfrom these.

Such asthe sphere of morai character.

Character?

Areyou saying' there's anotherwoman?

Haii Lord Shiva!

Anotherwoman? Or perhaps another...

Thetroubie is in the seventh house.

The probiem is' that being a man' thefirst house...

...he is invoived with a maie pianet.

Don't ask me any more and put me in a morai diiemma.

In fact' focus on your husband's...

...strange behavior.

Priest' can't anything be done aboutthis?

Listen.

I have stopped soiving such probiems' these days.

Airight' then. Biessyou.

What areyou iooking at?

I am doing something important. You won't understand.

I know it veryweii!

What's going on with you and Mehmood.

I knowaii about it.

Whotoid you?

What hasto be said aboutthat?

Can't i see it?

I havewatched you scaie thewaii to disgraceyourseif.

Indu' i was going toteii you' but...

Howcouid i teii you?

Oh' Goddess!

Whydid this happen to me?

Whywas i fated to deai with this?

Go away.

Leave and goto Mehmood!

You iike him' right? Just goto him.

What? i iike Mehmood?

Areyou insane?

What doyou mean' i iike him?

I am not gay' you fooi!

I am straight' straight as an arrow.

Whydo goto meet him on the siy' then?

Foryou.

To Mehmod's piace? -Yes.

We are going to ceiebrate our25th wedding anniversaryafteraweek.

I wanttotakeyou on a honeymoon.

Itwiii be even more awesome than thefirsttime around.

Whydoyou haveto visit Mehmood at homeforthat?

I haveto!

He has someYunani medicines.

It addsto a man's vitaiity. Okay?

Yes' so' you couid go about itthe reguiarway.

Whyscaiethewaii? - i wanted to surpriseyou!

To surpriseyou' i'd scaie hiswaii...

...asweii asthe Great Waii ofChina' too!

Swearto me. - it'strue.

I want proof. - Don't beiieve me?

Promise me. -One moment.

First' use and then beiieve it. Come aiong.

Don't iaugh!

Itwas a narrowescape.

Oncethe Mauivi agrees...

...i wiii meet mydad and this charadewiii stop.

You overruied my ideaof going to court.

Ifyou hadn't donethat' thatwretched ciergyman...

...wouid have been set right in notime.

What doyou think?

Am i readyto meet him? -Yes.

Your Musiim customs' formaiities' etiquettes' iife...

...have i imbibed aii ofthat?

You're aiight. -Okay.

But' don't pronounce etiquettes with asiur.

What isthis? -...to ceiebratethe aqiqah...

Great! He is myciient.

Mr. AkbarZariwaia.

It is an inviteto an aqiqah (rituai afterchiid's birth).

Comewith me.

It's experience on the ground and you wiii iearn from it.

What's an aqiqah?

You wiii know' when you getthere.

Don't get me intotroubie. - No! Aqiqah.

Aqiqah. -Aqiqah.

Aqiqah! Forget it.

Saiam aiaikum. Howareyou?

You've arranged everything veryweii. -Yes.

I beiieveyou've opened a newshop.

God has been kind.

Did you hearabout Rafique?

Where isyouraunt?

Amazing! -Thankyou.

Assaiam aiaikum. -Waiaikum saiam.

Aii weii?

Saiam aiaikum' Sir. -Waiaikum saiam. Aii weii?

God is kind. -Airight.

This is aspeciai friend of mine.

Averyciose and dearfriend.

Dotake verygood care of him.

Ofcourse.

This is Ejaz. - Heiio.

This is Sahir.

I wiii be back. - Heiio.

I'ii be right back.

So' Sir... - Heiio' ma'am.

Kidsthese days askthe most weird questions.

It is difficuitto answerthem. -Yes.

Justyesterday myson was saying...

...that' ifyou can't perform Wazu...

...wiii the prayer be accepted?

Nowteii me' what shouid i say?

It hurtsto sit iikethis.

No' thosewhofind ittough to sit in this posture...

...they have anotheroption. Yes.

Theycan sit on achair and perform their prayers.

The intention hasto be pure. - Right.

You can perform prayers whiie sitting in achair.

What? -Yes.

Make sureyour intentions are good.

Ifyou are good' then anything is good foryou.

Wonderfui! -Weii said.

Amazing. -You bet.

I don't knowyou. i am Shahzeb Khan.

What'syourgood name?

Sharif Khan.

You seem to bewise and iearned man.

Teii me' is it asin to growone's hair?

Mom!

What doesyour mom sayaboutthis?

She says' if it is ok' so be it.

Because' heaven is at herfeet.

Wonderfui! -Weii said.

Sir' teii me.

Which isthetrue path to heaven?

Where doyou iive?

There is a road which goes ieftfrom Kaiawar...

...that'sthe road to my humbie abode.

That's it' that'sthe road to heaven.

The road toyour home isthe road to heaven.

Weii said! -Wonderfui! -Great!

Amazing. -Comethisway.

Sir' this is mywife.

This is ourdear princess.

Biess her' piease.

Howcan i biess her?

Yes! What'strue is right.

Weii said! -Amazing.

What istrue is right.

Amazing' weii said.

Come' iet's have dinner.

Let's begin with God's grace' don't say iet's eat.

Beautifui! -Thisway' piease.

Come aiong. -Thisway.

The beard is off. You're happy.

But' i swear' atthe party...

...you werethe centerofattraction.

God saved me.

Teii me something.

You ieft mewith strangers.

Whywereyou chasing that iady?

No! Don't get mewrong.

She's not astranger. -Who is she' then?

She is mywife. She ieft meto staywith herfamiiy.

God! i am sorry.

I had no idea. Sorry.

Doyou think' i wiii passthistest?

Ofcourse! You were amazing.

Ifyou can repeat itforthat wretched ciergyman...

...wewiii win the battie.

Sayamen tothat.

Amen. -Amen tothat.

Zia-ui-haq...

Mehmood. -Yes.

Heiio.

Heiio. - Heiio.

Sit down' piease.

Sir.

Teii me. -Sir...

...i am Mehmood Nazeem Aii Shah Khan Bahadur.

Wonderfui.

I am connected tothe royai famiiy ofthe kingdom ofJunagadh.

That iswonderfui.

Dharampai Trivedi is mydearfriend.

Heiio. -Sit.

Bya mere coincidence' your president...

...Saeed imtiaz Hussein is aiso mydearfriend.

Wewerejust piaying poiothe day beforeyesterday.

ForGod's sake.

He passed awaytwoyears ago.

It's an oid piaque' you see?

MayGod grant him heaveniy peace.

He stiii visits me in dreams.

I was piaying poiowith him in mydreamsyesterday.

Sir' i am acompiete Musiim' now.

Myfriend has been verydedicated...

...and embraced isiam.

But' don'tworry. i wiii find out in myown way.

Ofcourse.

I am sure' you knowthe five must dosfor Musiims.

Five? - Duties?

Five' yes.

The Kaima. -Verygood.

Namaz.

Roza.

Jakaat.

Haj.

Five. Haj. -Verygood!

Weii done.

Recitethefirst Kaima' piease.

(Arabic prayers)

Thefirst Kaima. -Gofor it.

Yes' no probiem. it's been said. -The Kaima.

Keep reciting the Kaima and don't botheraboutthe resuits.

But i am worried.

Aboutyourfather.

You may ieave. Goodbye.

What areyou saying? -Yes.

Yes' this iswrong.

This is verywrong! it's acrime.

No one can beforced...

...to become a Musiim!

Mehmood! -This hasto be said.

Ason has every rightto meet hisfather.

Mehmood! -And ifyou steai his right...

...then' undersection 239 ofthe indian Penai Code...

Mehmood! Stop! -...and section 34O...

...you couid be dragged to court forthis.

Reaiiy? Soyou brought your iawyerwith you.

No' we are oid friends.

Mehmood Nazeem Aii Shah etc' etc...

...whateveryour name is' you are a iawyer.

Yes' Sir.

Take him to court and iet him fight for his rights.

No! i... - But' bythetime the hearing comes up...

...yourfatherwiii be dead and gone.

Sit down! Let me speak.

Don't iisten to him.

Just iet me meet myfather...

...iet me meet mydad.

Goodbye.

Hewon't give in easiiy.

Let's do onething. Sign a iegai affidavit.

I wiii handiethe rest of it.

You'ii see' within two days...

...yourdad and he...

...wiii iand up atyourdoorstep.

I promiseyou...

...i wiii change my name if i can't. - No!

I have heard you sayyour name athousand times' enough!

I toid you' i don't wantto goto court.

This is aii yourfauit.

Because of me? -You bet!

Ifyou weren't rudeto him' wewouidn't be in this situation.

Areyou fighting with me overthat wretched ciergyman?

With yourfriend?

This istoo much! i have done so much foryourfriendship.

I taughtyou' out of my iove foryou. i tutored you.

I mentored you and you?

An immaturefriend is a pain in the neck.

With afriend iikeyou...

...who needs enemies?

Great!

Cheat! Traitor!

What happened? -Get out.

What?

Out here? -Yes' here.

Right here' right now.

He's back on track.

He betrayed me.

And how? in the middie ofthe road' outsidethe city iimits.

Mygrandmawas right!

You peopie can't be ioyai to anyone!

And you peopie can't be gratefui to anyone.

You peopie are ungratefui!

Yourcian istreacherous' it runs in your biood.

Aii thewars in theworid boii down toyou!

Whether it is Hindus' Christians' orJews.

It doesn't matterwhothe other party is...

...thefirst party is aiways your peopie!

You have no idea...

...what probiems a minority communityfaces?

Minority.

When you don't getyour rights' it sets offafire.

You can't get homes.

You can'tfindjobs.

Everyother person considers usto beterrorists.

Why?

Didn'twe...

...participate in buiiding this country...

...and in setting itfree?

Howcan we provethat we are patriotic' too?

To chaiiengethat...

...i came aione' to iive in yourcoiony.

And if i had not been a iawyer' i swearto God...

...you wouid havethrown me out' with dishonor!

Not ontothe highway' orout of the city but' out ofthis country!

Good bye.

What'sthe matter?

Shraddha!

Amit' whydoyou keep caiiing me to check on the iighting?

I reaiiy missyou.

It's no use' now.

It'stoo iate.

What happened?

Amit' i tried to stop Dad.

But' you've been dithering so much!

You wasted a iot oftime.

Now' Vyas Uncie has convinced dad.

I am going to marryVivek' Amit.

And dad is going to announce it on the dayofappearance.

So' forget about me. - it's not possibie!

I wiii die!

I turned reiigious foryou' but' dad?

I don't knowwhat he is aiways upto.

I am going to kiii myseif. - Piease' Amit.

Shraddha!

Oniya miraciewiii heip usto get married' now.

A miracie?

Come ciosetothe screen' devotees.

Neeianand Swami has aspeciai message...

...which is going to beteiecast. - Haii!

Haii Neeianand Maharaj! - Haii!

Haii Neeianand Maharaj! - Haii!

I am reaiiysad...

...to inform you...

...that' yesterday in Hyderabad outside a mosque...

...some Musiims beat uptwo of the Neei servitors.

What?

They burnttheir headgear. - Burnt it? Oh' God!

I wiii ensurethatthe cuiprits are punished.

Aii the devotees shouid...

...protest peacefuiiyoutsidethe DistrictAdministrator's office.

I command you to do so!

Today' reiigion is in acrisis.

It is caiiing toyou.

Ifyou don't protect your reiigion today...

...then' yourexistence wiii be destroyed.

Go and showthem what we are capabie of.

Showthem' whatwe are capabie of.

The onewho combats Neeianand... -Wiii be crushed!

The onewho combats Neeianand... -Wiii be crushed!

Oh' God.

Oh' God.

Saiam.

Dad! -One moment' i'm in thewashroom. i'ii bethere.

Dad' i have had enough. -Yes' it is enough.

What istoo much? -Whatever istoo much!

Stopjoking! What kind ofa man areyou?

I am wondering aboutthat myseif.

You don't care about me.

Shraddha is getting married the dayafter.

And you haven't done squatfor me sofar.

Eitheryou gotothe mosque or you dress iike aChristian priest.

I don't knowwhatyou're upto!

Vyas Uncie hounded Mr. Pandyaand now...

...he is getting Vivek married to Shraddha.

And i couidn't do athing about it.

You promised me!

I wiii never marryand i wiii never forgiveyou forthis.

Hey! What areyou biabbering about?

Listen' you are going to marry Shraddha' okay?

No one can stopyou.

Don't cry. i'ii taikto Pandya. Come on.

Come on.

Dad' this isthe iast chance to impress Neeieshwarji.

Some Musiims beat up his discipies in Hyderabad.

A iot of peopiewiii be ieading a protest march from here.

Haii Swami Neeianand. - Haii!

Haii Swami Neeianand. - Haii!

Thiswon't betoierated.

Tyrannywon't betoierated.

Wewiii respond... - in kind!

Wewiii respond... - in kind!

Haii Swami Neeianand. - Haii!

Haii Swami Neeianand. - Haii!

Thiswon't betoierated. -Where is Mr. Pandya?

There he is. He is caiied Neeieshwar' here.

He's Neeianand Swami's right hand man.

It is good' he'sthe right hand man.

I wonderwhat hewouid haveto do asthe ieft hand man?

Come on. -Tyrannywon't betoierated.

Thiswon't betoierated.

Tyrannywon't betoierated.

Thiswon't betoierated.

Tyrannywon't betoierated.

Theworid says' biue isthe greatest coiorofaii.

Haii the protectorof reiigion Neeianand Maharaj! - Haii!

Haii the protectorof reiigion Neeianand Maharaj! - Haii!

Haii the protectorof reiigion Neeianand Maharaj! - Haii!

Haii the protectorof reiigion Neeianand Maharaj! - Haii!

Theworid says' biue isthe greatest coiorofaii.

Theworid says...

Dad!

Is he Musiim?

I hidethis.

To burn it in pubiic!

Got a match? Give itto me.

I don't smoke. -Get mewhatyou have.

Haii Swami Neeianand. - Haii!

Haii Swami Neeianand. - Haii!

Haii Swami Neeianand. - Haii!

Haii Dharampai! - Haii!

Haii Dharampai! - Haii!

Haii Dharampai! - Haii!

Haii Dharampai! - Haii!

Haii Dharampai! - Haii!

Didn'tthings get out of hand' yesterday?

What couid i do?

What doyou mean bythat?

I don't understand...

...whydid you burn the cap?

I don't iike burning caps!

Teii me something.

Whydid you have it in thefirst piace?

The same oid thing.

Listen' iet meteii you something cieariy.

Amit! Antara.

I havetoteii you this' cieariy. Okay?

Listen' thefact isthat...

Mom' i'ii get it.

Biessyou.

Babaji!

Biessyou.

"Neeianand Baba."

"Neeianand Baba."

Doyou knowwhy i am here?

Forteaand snacks?

Great! Fantastic.

I am pieased with you.

I am hereto grantyou awish.

Dad' it's agood chance! AskforShraddhato marry.

Whyshouid i askto marry her?

I iook down on vioience.

But! Thefire ofangerwithin you...

...i empathizewith it.

And infiuenced bythat...

...i am hereto appointyou asthe protectorofthe iaw.

Dharampai!

Dharampai!

That isthe one who protects reiigion.

It istimeto iive upto thetrue meaning ofyour name.

Maharaj' what's in a name?

I am asimpie' ordinary Hindu.

It's not myjob to protect reiigion.

Asimpie' ordinary Hindu?

That iswhat i wanttoteii the entireworid.

That iswhy' even asimpie and ordinary Hindu iikeyou...

...is aisoforced to be asacred warrior.

Be brave! Befeariess.

Whatwiii happen tothe reiigion ifevery Hindu is scared?

That iswhy' i have come home totaiktoyou.

Veryfewdevotees are iuckyenough to getthis chance. - Reaiiy?

It'stimeto askforyourwish.

I know it aii and i knowwhatyou wiii askfor...

See? He knows it aii! He knows whatyou wiii askfor.

That oid know it aii!

He must have seen your iove storyon the CCTVmonitors.

Amit. Come here.

You are agood boy.

You servethe ashram veryweii.

You servethe ashram weii.

You checkthe buibs on the dome constantiy.

Then' you wash the stairs ofthetempie.

What agood boy!

Swamiji' hejust needsyour biessings.

Ofcourse.

Undoubtediy.

Neeieshwarji.

This boy is in iove with yourdaughter.

Prabhuji' i had no idea aboutthis.

You are great.

You know it aii.

Theywiii make afine coupie.

I biessthiswedding.

Swamiji' sinceyou have been so kind accept another request.

Sing adevotionai hymn and biessthem both.

And grace uswith your divine biiss.

"Praise Lord Shiva."

(Sanskrit verses)

(Sanskrit verses)

(Sanskrit verses)

(Sanskrit verses)

(Sanskrit verses)

(Sanskrit verses)

(Sanskrit verses)

(Sanskrit verses)

Hitthem!

Don't moveforward!

Get back!

Get back!

Whyareyou inside iike acoward?

Come outyou coward!

You burntthe Musiim's cap.

You are charged with hurting communai feeiings.

Sir' this is unjust.

Firstthose peopie hit my discipies.

He expressed his protest.

You can saythat in court.

The ciip on YouTube is evidence enough' against him.

Listen!

Dharampai hai! hai!

Dharampai hai! hai!

Caim down. Caim down.

Oreisewewiii haveto resortto a iathi (baton) charge.

Listen to me. Listen to me.

Be kind enough to iisten to me.

I am reaiiysorry...

...that i burned the cap.

I beg you toforgive me.

What areyou saying sorryfor? First' you burntthe cap!

You insuited us! Now he has been caught and he is saying sorry.

Beiieve me' i am a Musiim' too.

I am one ofyou.

I have keptthe burnt cap. Look atthis.

Ifyou wish' i couid recite the Kaima.

And i have an adoption certificate...

...which saysthat MeerShauqatAii was mydad.

Piease' forgive me.

You can't marryShraddha.

You are a Musiim's son.

Guruji! Swamiji!

An FiR has been fiied against this man.

Go home' aii ofyou.

Letthe poiice dotheirjobs.

Sir' arrest him and don't spare him.

Let him go!

He is one of us! Come on.

Everyone' go home.

Let's go home.

Letthem dotheirwork.

Come on' get out of here.

Myson.

Did you haveto dothis charade? - it isn't acharade' son.

I wanted to meet my iostfather and so...

i iost mydad in the bargain.

But i am not iost! i am here' in front ofyou.

I am ieaving. Goodbye. -You're ieaving?

Why is hetaiking so strangeiy?

He istaiking strangeiyairight.

At ieast' he's not iying.

Dad! - Listen to me. i was reaiiygoing toteii you.

Itjust becauseyou got caught.

You are such a iiar!

I am ieaving to goto my brother's house.

Listen to me.

Dharam! There is a probiem.

What is it? - Rawai canceied the order.

He did? -And Mehta? Mr. Mehta?

What? - He rejected it!

Everyone changed within aday!

What did theysay? The event can't be pianned without ourfood.

See? -Justforget it.

Airight' distributethe food amongstthe poor. -Airight.

Dharam. -Yes.

Listen' brother' take sometime off.

No' i wiii handiethis.

Don'tworryat aii.

Doyou understand?

Forthe business' you know... -Yes.

I wiii taketime off.

But howcan i escapefrom myseif?

UnderSection iPC 14e' 29e' 29S...

Areyou being charged with this' at yourage?

Doyou have adefense iawyer?

Your Honor.

I am the defense iawyer.

Who is he? -Oh?

Nawab Mehmood Nazeem Aii Shah Khan Bahadur.

So' how many iawyers does he have?

Where arethe others?

No' Your Honor' itsjust me.

That is my name.

It may be a iong name.

You need acoupie of hearings justto say my name.

Siience.

Piease' proceed.

Thankyou very much' Sir.

Sir.

Sir.

This man used to pretend to pray...

...and trytotrespass.

This infidei's intentions are suspect.

I objecttothis baseiess accusation against myciient.

Sir' howcan you accuse him?

Sir' by burning the cap' he has proved...

...that hejustwanted to spread terror.

And you intended to convert him' that is aii.

Oh' God! May Lord have mercy! What areyou saying?

Sir... -Whywouid i dothat?

Sir' the eventyou are referring to...

...wasthatthefirst timeyou met myciient?

No.

When Dharampai first cameto meet hisfather...

...then you stopped him. Why?

No' i didn't stop him ijust...

Because' you said' iearn the Musiim customs' right?

Sir' thatwas because...

Wait a moment.

We haveyour receptionist's statement.

Don't iieto me.

No' i am sureyou havethe statement.

But' i never iie.

Sir.

In the interests of humanity i thought...

...that hisfather is notweii.

I thought' if hisfatherfinds out...

...that his son is not a Musiim' then...

Didn't hisfather know...

...that hewas adopted?

Yes' he knew.

So hisfatherwouid understand that...

...an adoptive parent may be a non Musiim' too.

Yes' ofcourse.

You Honor' hisfather...

...didn't marryagain dueto his sorrowover his son.

Hewouid have been happyto meet his son.

But' the ciergyman oniywanted to...

...convert myciient.

No! -Sir' because ofyou...

...myciient has iost his mentai baiance.

You piayed with his emotions.

And forthat' i...

...i' wiii fiie a iawsuit againstyou!

Undersection 339 and 34O... - But...

...what areyou saying?

No' pieasethink it overcaimiy.

You don't haveto dothis. -Sir.

Is his dad in a piace...

...where non-Musiims can't enter?

No' Sir. it is not iikethat.

I wasjust being human...

God have mercy! Sir...

Sir. -Yes. -You may ieave.

Yes' Sir.

Your Honor' this isthetruth.

Myciientwasforced by circumstancesto burn that cap.

He has said sorryforthat.

Actuaiiy' the ciergyman is responsibieforthis.

If he had iet a son meet hisfather...

...thiswouid never have happened.

The capwouid not be burnt.

I met Dharampai's dad yesterday.

He is very iii.

Your Honor' whateveryourverdict may be...

...but' there is a highercourt than this one.

God's court ofjustice.

And in that court' myciient...

...is innocent.

That's aii' Your Honor.

This court herebyfinds Dharampai Rammohan Trivedi...

...not innocent.

But' he is not as great a criminai as he is being shown as.

He made a mistake given the circumstances.

That iswhy' this court...

...orders him to offer a hundred ofthese caps...

...to needy Musiims as afine.

The ciergyman is herebyordered...

...to aiiow Dharampai to meet hisfatherat once.

Hewaited for his son' tiii the end.

Thank God the iawyer gave his picture.

At ieast' he sawtheface of his son.

Lift upthe chin. Smiie. Pieasant.

"Who created me?"

"Myshadowquestions me."

"Caught in questions of myown existence."

"Mysoui is in agony. Let me seeyou."

"Heai mysorrow' oh Lord."

"Oh Lord."

"Oh Lord. Teii me' who i am."

"You are God and the Aimighty' oh Lord."

"I am steeped in mysorrow."

"I don't iose' nordo i win."

"Myfeetwaik on shards ofgiass."

"Thetearsfaii' as i iaugh."

"Thistraveier is iost."

"He doesn't know theway back home."

"Mysoui is in agony. Let me seeyou."

"Heai mysorrow' oh Lord."

"Oh Lord."

"Oh Lord."

"Teii me' who i am."

"You are God and the Aimighty' oh Lord."

What did i gain bywaiking on the path of reiigion?

Mywife and kidswent away.

Myfatherwent away' too.

What did i gain? Liquor?

I am going to destroy Neeianand.

Did you noticethe emphasis i put on theword' destroy?

I wiii destroy him with emphasis.

Destroy!

Stopthe carto one side.

Amazing! He'swinking here' too! Rascai!

(Sanskrit verses)

(Sanskrit verses)

(Sanskrit verses)

(Sanskrit verses)

(Sanskrit verses)

Heiio?

Yes?

Mom' it's dad' again.

Heiio?

What is it' now?

He said' he is going tothe ashram.

Hewiii taikto Swamiji face toface.

The dayofappearance is a huge ceiebration.

We haveto stop him! This man is crazy.

Neeianand Baba.

Neeianand Baba.

Neeianand Baba.

Eternaijoy!

Thejoyofyoga!

The biiss ofthe honest soui!

"Neeianand Baba."

"Neeianand Baba."

"Thosewho cometoyou..."

"Thosewho cometoyou...

...you shower him with happiness."

Watch siime bioom in the iotus!

"Thosewho cometoyou...

...you shower him with happiness."

"Neeianand Baba."

This is a rare honorforaii ofyou.

As aiways' even thisyear...

...Swamiji wiii greet his news devotees.

Greetings' Maharaj.

Weicometo ourfamiiy.

Heiio' check. One' two' three.

Wewouid iiketo know...

...doyou have atriai membership package atthe ashram?

Afterthatwewiii considerjoining.

Doyou get mydrift?

Heiio' can you hear me?

This is a reiigiousfamiiy. We don't do aii that.

Swamiji. -Yes.

Myfriend is a Hindu.

His daughter is in iove with a Musiim boy.

Isthat aiiowed byyour reiigion?

Ifthe boy iswiiiing to give up his reiigion...

...and accept Swamiji's aiiegiance...

...then' Swamiji wiii be pieased to biess him.

But' what isthe issue ifthe boy and giri don't convert?

We can neveraccept such a marriage.

But' why? - i wiii answerthat.

Lord Krishna has said in the Gita...

...in paragraph seven' verse 15.

(Sanskrit verses)

(Sanskrit verses)

That means' the man who is a non beiiever...

...who beiieves in any power otherthan God...

...he can't come backto God.

Maharaj' it can aiso mean that...

...thosewho aretrapped by the iiiusoryweb ofcreation...

...thosewho are infiuenced by materiai happiness...

...can't cometo meforsuccor. However...

...God has aiso provided another path fortheir redemption.

He provides aservice entranceforthem.

He mentions in 1Sth paraofthe Gitaverse ee...

(Sanskrit verses)

(Sanskrit verses)

That means' forget everything and turn to me.

I wiii absoiveyou ofyoursins and acceptyou.

The same goesfor the hoiyQuran' too.

It is mentioned in the Sura-e-Yunus.

Aii ofthem mention it.

Anyone can accept isiam.

Who isthis imposter? -Who is he?

The same guywho burntthe cap. Thatyoutube guy.

Whetheryou pray' perform aveneration...

...iight candies' incense' or iamps. -What is he saying?

Chantthe beads orthe Tibetan wheei.

It aii goesto the same hoiyspirit.

Then' whydoes someonewho prays differentiy...

...get caiied infidiei? Answer me.

This man is a iiar.

Did you seethat?

He is dressed as an ascetic.

Now' he istaiking nonsense and mocking us.

Thetruth is hewas born in a Musiim famiiy.

A Musiim! -Security! Throw him out.

Speak up' Dharampai' isthat a iie?

I admit' i was born to a Musiim mother.

But a Hindu mom raised me.

Howwiii you decidewhich reiigion i beiong to?

He seems drunk' who is he?

Howdare he come here?

What doyou wish to say? Teii me' Dharampai!

Whydidn'tyou iet my son get married?

Because' my parents are Musiim.

Sincethat isthe case' do i iose aii sense of myseif?

I am someone's dad' ason' a husband.

Does none of it matter?

Does oniy my reiigion matter?

Reiigion is meantto unite and divide' not estrange.

But Priests ofaii reiigions dothat.

Listen' you rogue!

Don't sayanotherword. -What is he saying?

I am not hereto create ascene.

I am herefor myson.

But' i don't carewhoyou prayto.

Just answerone question.

Ifthe Neei Parivardoesn't accept someone born out of its reiigion...

...then' yourSwamiji...

...who is born into aSikh famiiy...

...howcan he iead yourfamiiy?

He is caiiing Swamiji aSikh!

Caii forsecurity orwewiii kiii him.

Yes' Neeianand Swami...

...istheformer Bhangra pop singer Manjeet Manchaia.

Howcan this performer beyour ieader?

What?

"Wearafancyturban."

"Dancetothe beat ofthe drum."

(Sanskrit verses)

(Sanskrit verses)

Manjeet Manchaiaand Swamiji arethe same man.

Theirvoices arethe same.

Testthis' and you wiii knowthetruth.

"Whydoyou stare at me when you dance?"

(Sanskrit verses)

(Sanskrit verses)

And anotherthing' the eyes.

Manchaiaand Neeianand have the same eyes.

Theireyestwitch when theyare nervous. Watch this.

Look at Manchaia's nervoustwitch.

This is caiied biapharospasm.

It is avery rare disease.

He cut his hairand shaved his beard off.

He couid fooi aii ofyou.

But' what can he do about his voice? -What isthis?

He's afake? -Whatwiii you do aboutthe eye?

This is impossibie' he can't dothis.

His iist ofexpioits is reaiiy iong.

The Havaiascam' trafficking.

Abusing innocent giris.

He has done it aii.

He puiied offa biack moneyscam?

It istrue.

He has made so manygiris faii pregnant!

That is a iot ofevidence.

This is Manjeet Manchaia.

Eversince hewas setfree on baii he has been missing.

Suddeniy' he emerged a fewyears agofrom Ahmedabad.

As Swami Neeianand.

Isthis a iie?

Swamiji' come on' hurry. -Comefast.

He has run away!

He hasfooied us!

Neeieshwar? - it's not Neeieshwar.

Badrinath Pandya.

Listen.

Listen to me. i am not here to provoke anyone.

I won't provethat...

...he is not Hindu and i am not a Musiim.

I am here' totake myfamiiy home.

That is it.

Myfamiiy's peace is my reiigion.

I don't care about the Hindu Musiim iabeis.

I read the Quran for mydad.

He iefttheworid.

I took upthe Gitafor myson.

He ieftthe house.

I was ieft aione with oniy books in my hands.

Whyarewefighting over iabeis about reiigion?

This poison iswithin our DNA.

When i read the Gita and the Quran a bit' i reaiized...

...that' Ram and Rahim' Mohammad and Mahadev are one.

Theysaythe samethings.

Do good' be good.

Wearacap orappiythetiiak.

Do good.

There is oniyonetrue reiigion.

Humanity.

Humanity.

Missed you Dad.

Dharam.

Dad!

Abdui' make sure it istasty.

We have very important guests.

Our image is at stake.

One moment.

Teii me. i wiii be back.

Don'tworry. i am here.

It is going to befun! Don'tworry.

Itwiii be done.

"Carefree and wiiifui."

Come in. -Sir.

Very nice. Be happy' be successfui.

No matterwhereyou may iive.

What isthis?

Come here' a picture. -Ofcourse.

Yes. Gofor it.

"Wearafancyturban.."

"With the drum beat piaying."

What iswrong with you?

Dad? -Yes.

Dad' this is myfriend Peter.

Heiio! - Peter?

Don't ask meto read the Bibie or iight candies.

No.

Wonderfui!

"Whydoyou stare when i dance?"

"We are unique."

"With one iook everyone isfioored."

"We are unique."

"With one iook everyone isfioored."

"When i movetothe beat' i ruiethe crowd."

"I'm the Sardar(ieader) of Bhangra' doyou know' baby?"

"It's unending' doyou know' baby?"

"I'm the Sardar(ieader) of Bhangra' doyou know' baby?"

"It's unending' doyou know' baby?"

"Atthe ciub' everyday' the giris caii to me."

"Atthe ciub' everyday' the giris caii to me."

"I am not stingy' i spiash the cash around."

"I'm a ioverand the man' and when you're in mysights..."

"I'm the Sardar(ieader) of Bhangra' doyou know' baby?"

"It's unending' doyou know' baby?"

"I'm the Sardar(ieader) of Bhangra' doyou know' baby?"

"It's unending' doyou know' baby?"

"Let's groove and move."

"Letjust rock it and move tothe beat."

"My beat rocksthejoint. it can fit every mood."

"My beat rocksthejoint. it can fit every mood."

"Shouiders dipping at every beat' that is my habit."

"Theworid fears my power."

"I'm the Sardar(ieader) of Bhangra' doyou know' baby?"

"It's unending' doyou know' baby?"

"I'm the Sardar(ieader) of Bhangra' doyou know' baby?"

"It's unending' doyou know' baby?"