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It worked!

Strike me dead, Perun! It worked!

Zhenyok, you...

Hide your shame.

Grandpa!

My grandson.

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THE VAMPIRES OF THE MIDLAND 2

It means all the liters of blood...

that I brought... were meant for him?

It means so.

Why didn't you tell us?

I was afraid to jinx it.

Bringing vampires back to life is a troublesome thing.

Jean!

Jean.

It feels like we're shooting a Frankenstein remake.

There, there.

Grandpa, now from the start. And step by step.

- Grandpa. - Right. Grandpa, yes.

Go walk around.

From the start. Step by step.

This is a tough task.

You can't find a reasonable explanation for all the things.

But I'll try.

As for the boy, I did everything I could.

They don't interrogate his mother anymore. When it all settles...

we'll help with money.

It won't bring her her son back.

Well, that's what it is. Justice makes mistakes.

The thing is not in justice.

Don't tear my soul apart.

I know it's my sin.

I executed an innocent one.

What can I do about it now? I'm not a miracle doer.

Maybe I'll soon ask for his forgiveness on my own on the other side.

Irina Vitalievna, what if... as for Zhenyok's death...

a correction is possible?

But I need this piece of paper for this.

Stop! Stop!

Don't do that!

Don't! Don't do that!

Don't!

Spit it out. Spit it out.

Don't do that!

Zhenyok ate Zhenyok. What a meta-irony.

If you knew about that manuscript, why did we never use it before?

We had no need in it.

But...

when this paper thing...

was in my hands, the most difficult part began.

To do it in the proper way.

His head was the only thing remained of Zhenyok.

So the chance was 0.0%

But I still began pouring his head with blood.

It did it over and over again. Then, one day...

the skin appeared.

So, it was the time to attach it...

to a body.

A miracle of folk medicine.

Grandpa, what did that manuscript say?

Don't.

To pour blood on the skull much?

The thing is not what was written...

but in what.

Don't walk on the table! Shoo!

Get off it!

Don't do that.

Don't do that, don't.

Well, well. How did they write old prescriptions then?

Using their hands, damn it.

The manuscript was written in basilisk blood.

- What blood? - Them young ones!

They died out before you were born, though. So google it. Google it.

Grandpa, as long as it worked with Zhenyok...

can we bring back to life someone else this way?

I see your grief, granddaughter, I do.

But we can't bring back to life neither a human nor a vampire anymore.

That manuscript was the only one.

Take a look, Jean.

This son of a b**** is strong!

Zhenyok, enough.

Drop it.

Grandpa, how did you learn about the possibility of resurrection?

I'll tell a story.

Long, long time ago...

when I was still a human...

I was the elder of the Krivich tribe...

that lived on this land.

We've heard it many times, there's nothing about resurrection there.

I'm not telling it to you. I'm telling it to him.

Zhenyok...

Membrane doesn't work properly yet. The story is for him.

He hasn't heard my stories.

So, I was the elder...

of the Krivich tribe that lived on this land, right.

We had enemies.

Viatich tribe. They robbed and looted.

We had to protect our land and tribe.

We're really proud of your heroic past, but please cut it short.

To cut it short, this is how Zhenyok...

is alive again. That's it.

Fine. Excusez moi.

Go on. Please.

Well, Zhenyok...

years were passing by. I was getting old.

My hands couldn't hold a sword anymore.

Then a trouble worse than...

any enemy came.

Drought.

The harvest... was all dead.

Our tribe had a custom.

To sacrifice old men.

To make it rain.

- Rain? - Rain.

- What a savage thing. - It's not. It was just the times.

As long as I was the oldest in the tribe...

it was my turn. Do you know how old I was back then?

I was 43 years old.

The oldest one at 43?

It's nowadays the age of retirement is getting higher and higher.

But back then, if you were 43, you were...

a very old man.

That's what those times were like.

Only Dazhbog knows how long I stood there.

Then I saw someone's eyes shining in the woods.

I thought I was hallucinating. I thought the death was near.

But the eyes were getting closer.

And closer.

When life was leaving me, it started to rain.

The last thing I remember is a flash of light. And silence.

When I opened my eyes...

it was raining heavily, and a dead basilisk was at my feet.

And hunger.

A strong hunger.

It means your blood got mixed with the basilisk's blood.

If it wasn't for the lightning bolt...

Could've, should've...

would've.

I'm telling you the facts.

As for the rest, you should ask the basilisk.

Good afternoon. I'm here to get my phone back.

Thank you.

Damn. You scratched the screen.

Stop! Don't do that!

Don't you recognize her? She's the countess.

You can't scare her, she's pregnant.

Am I hallucinating?

- He died. - You had six funerals, so what?

Have I missed something interesting?

Almost not. Grandpa was telling us about Zhenyok's second coming.

Come and sit here.

Sit here, I said. Come here.

Sit here.

Listen to grandpa.

Well done. Good boy.

- Having become a vampire... - Right.

Having become a vampire...

I kept on protecting...

my tribe and land.

The times changed.

The enemies changed.

Only I remained the same.

What Germans, grandpa?

Having become a vampire, you kept on protecting Smolensk land, and?

Well, I got a bit distracted.

I went to far forward.

Once came...

that Knyaz of Novgorod.

Oleg the Wise.

And he captured all our lands.

It's weird. The chronicles say he was a good character.

He was a good character. He was very good.

But sometimes he did crazy things. The chronicles don't tell about them.

What things do you call crazy if sacrificing old men was okay?

So, that Oleg was a madman...

but he was also a very good fighter.

He chopped me... into little pieces.

I should thank our witch.

She gathered the pieces of me.

And she soaked me in human and basilisk blood.

I think she knew that at Kupala Night...

strange things happen.

- It means you're resurrected too. - I am.

I'll show you my scars.

No, grandpa.

Deliver us from this sight.

Blood.

Blood!

It's an alien body. Neural pathway doesn't work properly yet.

- Here come motor skills problems. - Raise your hands up. Help me, Jean.

Not looking good.

Look at this aesthete!

You should thank us it's not a woman's body.

Anna, go wash your brother.

Let's go. Come.

What a curious math problem.

We had five vampires. One was killed, but we still have five vampires.

Four vampires left. You're almost a human now.

Yesterday at that trap hole, for the 1st time in many years...

I feared death.

Turn me again, Jean.

Please.

Do you want me to kill a pregnant woman?

What if it triggers rejection of the fetus?

Then turn me after I give birth.

Let's be honest, your case is unique.

Not a single doctor knows what happens to you after you give birth.

Olga...

You can live a happy life being a human too.

Now we're talking.

Sit down, come on.

Sit.

Hold on.

- Hello? - Good day. Boris Feliksovich speaking.

I want to tell you that I sincerely admire Smolensk.

Thank you. But it's not the only reason of your call.

You're absolutely right. Let me talk to Mila.

- Through the phone at least. - Is it all?

Believe me, my mission is totally humane.

I... I want to save your life.

We're of one blood after all.

Well...

I'll go... see Mila.

Let her speak with the hunters through the phone.

It's a trap, grandpa. 99%.

Wow! A whole 1% is ours!

It'd be a sin not to use it.

I feel lucky today.

- Grandpa! - Grandpa.

Yeah.

Are you ready, mom?

I don't need much time to get ready now.

Kostya, maybe screw this checkup?

What new thing can they tell me?

They can only be surprised I'm still alive.

Don't say this nonsense, mother. You need this.

Konstantine Sergeevich, the old man is here.

- Tell him we left. - Talk to him.

The old man only comes for a reason.

- Hi, little one. - Hello, Svyatoslav.

Your Boris. He wants to talk to you.

Maybe we could solve it peacefully, huh?

I'd love to give you hope, but I can't.

You should try.

We have our tongue to negotiate.

It's been ages.

I'm glad to hear you, Mila.

I envy and admire you.

Getting new friends who care about you this much is a very valuable thing.

What is this conversation for, Boris?

You know we can't go back home empty handed.

If we don't have your head, we need the info inside of it at least.

What do you want to know?

Hello.

Names of those who helped you escape from the farm.

- What will happen to them? - Don't be a child, Mila.

You should think what will happen to you.

New life. New friends.

As for them, you know what will happen.

We'll execute them. You know the rules.

Fine, write them down.

Vlad. Agatha. I guess that's it.

It's witty.

Hugely witty.

Well, pass the phone to grandpa.

- I'm listening. - Svyatoslav Vernidubovich!

The God is a witness, I've tried. Now I have a more specific offer.

There's a bus stop at Vytibsk highway before Krasny Bor turn.

My men will be waiting for you there in an hour.

Borya...

you can suck it. I won't give you Mila. Over.

I'm not finished.

If Mila is not there in an hour...

the tourist river boat will find its peace at the bottom of the Dnepr.

One, two, three, four...

It's about 20 lives of children.

Is it a good price for one life of a vampire?

The decision is yours.

I don't get it.

Is he bluffing?

Or is he really a scum?

I've known him for about 70 years. He sticks to his word.

Where are you going?

Giving up is the only way. I have to save the children.

Don't be Joan of Arc here.

You're a good girl, but first...

you have people to protect you now.

Second, in our family, we always listen to the elders.

You're staying. It's my decision.

It's final.

- Hi, Kostya. - Svyatoslav Vernidubovich...

when were you going to tell me about the river boat?

Didn't your mother teach you that eavesdropping is bad?

She did, but it seems that the situation makes us unite now.

Konstantine Sergeevich, to tell the truth, I'm afraid of your help.

You did help us once.

We all have sinned.

Let's do it this way.

First, we try to solve it on our own.

And if something goes wrong, we'll ask for your help immediately.

Alright.

But if someone goes wrong... you'll be fully responsible.

Of course I will.

I'm used to it.

That's it, Olga. We've arrived.

You were silent all the way through. Is something wrong?

I'm gonna die.

What?

I'm gonna die, Sergey.

Maybe tomorrow, maybe the day after tomorrow.

Or in 50 years, but I'm gonna die.

- We all are gonna die. - I don't wanna be the all.

If you hadn't knocked me up, I'd still have been a vampire.

Olga...

Why are you saying this?

We're gonna have a baby.

I'm sorry, Sergey. I'm sorry.

You're right.

A baby.

I'm just scared.

Olga...

I'll do everything possible to make you not fear anything.

I'm just a human, though.

Would you like to become a vampire?

I don't know. I've never thought about it.

Who am I kidding? Of course I have.

We're going back then.

Right across this hall, I was carrying you when you accidentally swallowed coins.

- I don't remember it. - You were just a toddler.

I got so scared back then.

And I was so happy when you pooped those coins out.

They called you piggy bank in pre school for long.

These are caissons. The bridges's supports.

This is the bridge.

I'm on the bridge. No, this is me.

Jean and Anna are here.

This...

is the river boat.

Boris is on board.

When the river boat...

approaches the bridge, I...

distract Boris with a smooth talk.

Anna and you swim to the vessel.

Jean stops the river boat.

How do I do that?

Stick your French schlong into the propeller.

Anna... climbs up.

To the vessel.

And throws Boris overboard.

And you two finish him.

Wouldn't it be easier to give the brat away?

No one let a human speak.

Especially a human this rotten.

It was a bit over the line.

Olga!

You know the situation. We're all stressed out. You can understand him.

Who's gonna understand me? I wanna live.

So live.

We've discussed it already.

Alright, turn Sergey then.

I'll turn him, he'll turn you. What a great plan.

Ma chérie, I can't doom such a promising man to eternal suffering.

I'm sorry, countess.

I crossed the line a bit. It can happen to anyone.

But you're no better. You always...

hiss like a snake. And spit venom out.

You could help instead.

How can an ordinal human help great vampires?

You should just have a desire to help.

Well, the plan is clear.

Saddle up!

Shall we get Zhenyok involved? He's really strong.

He is strong, but his mind is like a toddler's.

By the way, here's a job for you, Olga.

Look after Zhenyok. Plus, you can practice

treating a child.

I want to tell you that...

I'm really sorry for Ivan.

I always thought you were a G.I. Jane.

Now I see you're a woman. Subtle...

and sentient one.

Olga, do you need something?

No.

I do, actually.

I'm very afraid to lose Sergey.

I feel for you, but I don't wanna be in your shoes.

I see. What do you need then?

Could you turn him?

No.

Why?

Vampire.

I'm a vampire.

You're a moron, not a vampire.

Don't worry about me, Nastya.

Have fun.

I'll spend here few days for a checkup.

After, your father will take me home.

- This is him, by the way. - Look dad, I'm a captain girl.

You should say captainess.

It's in the past now. It's captain girl now.

- Where are you, Nastya? - I'm on a boat. I'm on a voyage till 5.

Daddy's gonna meet you, sweetie.

I have to go. It's urgent.

Is something wrong?

Everything is okay, mother.

Knock it off!

Is he gonna be ordinal?

I don't know. I think he always was this way.

Anything is possible.

Even a imbecile vampire.

Zhenya, do you know what a vampire is?

- I'm a vampire. - A vampire...

is the one who can turn a man.

Do you wanna become a real vampire?

- Yes. - Good boy.

Will you give us your blood?

Yes.

Sergey... I'll kill you a little bit.

And he'll turn you.

He's a moron, but he's a vampire.

Are you sure that...

he can do it?

Sure. Am I right, Evgeny?

- Who are you? - Damn it!

I'm Olga. We've just agreed you'll turn him.

- Are you mocking me? - I'm a vampire.

Turn him, b****!

You're a b****. I'm a vampire.

Come back! Brat.

So this is what it was.

Hi. How are you doing?

Like a fairy tale with no happy end.

- I'm here for a reason. - No doubt. What do you need?

You.

Hello. Anna?

I see the vessel.

I got it. We're ready.

Come closer.

Freeze and smile.

Beautiful. Splendid.

You're just like angels.

That's it, daughter. Do it.

May Agafyona the Bather bless you.

Svyatoslav Vernidubovich!

I don't know what you're up to, but I cancel your plan. This is an order!

I'm not your servant to fulfill your orders and salute you. Got it?

My daughter is on this boat. I'm not willing to risk her life.

I'm giving Mila to them.

What the hell, you? Chicken-hearted!

Can't you hear me? My daughter is there!

- You protect yours, I protect mine. - I protect everyone.

Stay inside.

Listen here, I've got Mila. I know the place to give her.

So let's not fight. We have to live together after.

Call them and cancel it.

You're not just enjoying the view here.

Put it on speaker, please.

I must be sure they understood you.

- Yes? - Hello.

Anna... the operation is canceled.

- Go home. - Meaning?

Konstantine Sergeevich is here.

He's gonna settle this on his own.

He's going to give them Mila now.

How?

I'll repeat it for those with hearing issue.

Konstantine Sergeevich...

is giving Mila to the alien ones.

You know the place, right sir?

- He knows. - I got you, grandpa.

Good. Now go home. Go home immediately.

The plan has changed.

Hurry.

Thank you.

- Shall I take you home? - No, I'll stay here.

I'll breathe some fresh air.

I'll leave my men with you. Fresh air is good for them.

Stay with him.

Hi. Bad time as always.

Your moron ran away.

- And what should I do about it? - Go look for him.

I have no time for this! The keepers are taking Mila to the hunters.

I can't look for Zhenyok and try to stop them at the same time.

Ask your rock star to help you.

Olga, screw you.

Was it possible?

Guys, I see Konstantine Sergeevich doesn't trust electricity anymore.

What do you mean?

I see you have guns underneath your jackets.

Against who did he arm you, guys?

If it's against me, your toys are useless. They can only...

tickle me.

Who will you fire at? That is the question.

Leave us alone, old man. Job is job. I need to support my family.

It means you're doing it for your offspring?

Good for you.

But I hope your kids don't curse you...

for this job.

Any news, Agatha?

Any sign of them?

I see.

Pity.

I pity the kids.

But... we have to be consistent.

Good day, sir.

- Hi. - Can I take a photo?

The view is great from here.

- No problem. - Thank you.

- Grandpa. - Guys, let me apologize in advance.

I'll have no time for this later.

- Thank you for understanding. - Grandpa.

Why did you leave home?

- I'm a vampire. - Right, you're a vampire.

And you're strong.

You don't need to be smart for this.

- Zhenyok? - Yes?

Look, can you see...

a boat over there?

A very bad man is on this boat.

Look. He's all stylish.

See?

Look...

you go down to the river.

You swim to the boat.

And when I... when I give you a signal,

throw this stylish man overboard. Got it?

- Yes. - Yes?

Repeat it.

I go down to...

- to... - To what? To the river.

To the river. I swim to...

- To the boat. - To the boat, right.

You give a signal, stylish man overboard!

Attaboy!

My dear troublemaker.

Only you I can trust this.

- Grandpa! - The rest will ask questions.

- Yes. - Right, go.

You go down to the river.

I go down to the river.

You give a signal. Stylish man overboard.

You're attacking the keepers. Are you insane?

We're taking the girl and leaving.

- Cool. - A toast, guys...

Zhenya?

Zhenya!

Hi. Where have you been?

The cops searched the dorm looking for you for several times.

Are you really a maniac?

I'm a vampire.

Are you high?

Yeah?

My little imbecile.

God damn it.

I know.

- Bring some water. - There's no water.

- Hello? - Svyatoslav Vernidubovich?

I can see you.

You know how to surprise.

- I should give you that. - What do you mean?

How come? We've got Mila.

Thank you.

I'll be glad to talk to you later. In a less tense atmosphere.

GRANDPA

- Hello? - Anna, what's going on?

Boris says they've got Mila. It's a nonsense.

Looks like it's not.

It's okay. It's our men.

Run them over.

It's not right, Olga.

Don't pity them. They didn't pity me.

Hit them!

AGATHA

- Good afternoon. - Hello.

Not coming?

- There's no bus today. - I don't mean the bus. I mean Mila.

Who are you?

Countess Vorontsova.

I have Mila.

What do you want for her?

Just a trifle.

Got it.

Look, don't be silly.

Turn me into a vampire, and you'll live.

I won't.

As you wish.

Hey, b****. Gotcha.

We've got her.

- Where's Mila? - Calm down, the hunters have her.

- This is what you wanted. - I'll make you answer for this.

I will.

Abort!

Abort! Abort!

A signal. Stylish man overboard.

Stop! Swim back!

A signal. Stylish man overboard.

Svyatoslav Vernidubovich, why are you still here?

Are you going to...

surprise me again?

I've done my part of the deal.

It's your turn now. Sergey.

My friend is coming.

We should go.

And miss my chance to destroy this cop girl? Nope.

- I don't want to. - Boris is waiting.

- Me too! - Right.

I forget you're here.

It's okay, Sergey. This must be done.

What are you waiting for?

- Let's go, Agatha! - Take this scum to Boris. I'll catch up.

Turn him! You promised, you scum!

Sergey.

Who the f*** are you?

I'm a vampire.

Another one?

Run.

You have many supporters in the farm.

They are just afraid.

There's no point in setting me free.

I'm sensing my death.

It only makes your life more valuable.

Vlad, they won't forgive you for setting me free.

I didn't.

You're a cunning one. You ran.

I like the fact you're not giving up.

We're similar. You're a predator too.

But you grew up among herbivorous ones.

That's why you don't have teeth.

Psps.

I even pity you.

I told you to leave. I don't need your help.

And you won't get it.

Not only predators bite.

This is it. You're done, photographer.

How's Nastya?

She's tip-top.

It's gonna crash the bank.

You always say silly things. Hold it.

My old bones!

Evpaty Kolovrat!

This generation is lost.

How do I...

Hey, lazybones! Shall I drive it for you?

Come on, get up.

Get up, come on.

Sail to the landing, sea dog.

Zhenyok!

- You're my misfortune. - Grandpa!

Hold on, honey.

Jean is gonna help you.

You're strong.

Sergey.

You're my hero.

Olga, stop it. He's dead.

Hello, Andrey.

- Do I know you? - Yes, you know me.

I'm sorry, I can't remember you.

Don't be.

Sometimes I can't remember myself.

And it would be foolish to think that your memory would improve in 30 years.

Now you're mine.

Mine only.

I'll never let you go, Tamara.

I'm not Tamara.

It's Ira, right?

Ira, how did you...

It was me who called you.

Look...

forgive me.

I drank too much yesterday.

Well... no hard feelings, right?

It just happened.

Ira?

What a surprise.

It's no wonder I can't recognize you.

In 1991 we were younger and more good looking, unlike now.

Don't coquet.

You look handsome now too.

What do the doctors say?

- They say I'm gonna make it. - It's good.

You should be more careful, you're not that young for gunfights.

I'll try.

Plus, I have someone to live for now.

I've found my daughter in Smolensk.

- Can you believe it? - Your daughter?

Anna.

Anyuta.

Is she Tamara's daughter?

Tamara's.

It was a wrong place to find your child.

You don't have a daughter, but a son.

Our son, Andrey.

Irina Vitalievna?

Can I have a word with you?

Stay in the car, Nastya. I'll visit grandma, and we'll go home.

Dad, can I ride river boat with Mila next time?

Mila has gone.

She's gone where?

Far away. For good.

Hello, why are you here?

I came to give you my condolences.

Mother!

Thank God you're alive.

- Is everything okay? - It's not. It's not okay at all.

What is it?

Did you really sell the vampire medicine?

- I can explain... - No need.

There's no explanation for this.

I've lived more than a thousand years. I've seen everything. Many times.

But I haven't got used to death.

I got used to Christianity.

I got used to electricity.

I'm getting used to that damn Internet.

But death...

no.

Pour me some more.

Isn't it too much, Zhenyok?

- I deserved it. - You're absolutely right.

No doubt.

I want to stay in Smolensk.

A gourmet's choice.

Aren't they gonna look for you?

They'll look for Boris, Agatha, and me.

But no one in the farm knows we were in Smolensk.

You decided it, huh?

Smolensk is a kind place...

but not tender.

My hometown has been neither kind nor tender for long.

Come on, give me some more!

Hell no, Zhenyok!

That's it. No more!

I missed this relationship.

Good evening. I'm here for a moment.

Jean...

- for a word. - You...

damn wretch.

Have you lost your fear along with your conscience?

Forget your way...

to this place!

I'm almost a human now. People make mistakes. I'm sorry.

Get out, human.

As you... please.

Put it back.

I need this.

I said put it back!

Let her go!

Holy guacamole!

Who?

Me.

Olga...

Take it.

You never learn your lessons, French fool.

We're like humans.

Someone died, someone is born.

Someone is a piece of s***.

Here. It was on your front door.

MISS ME? I'LL SEE YOU SOON.

The victory is here...

but it tastes queer.