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Stunning!

This is just stunning.

Nature...

is the God's art.

No, this is not the same.

People, for instance, sometimes look better in photos than in reality.

But nature...

almost never does.

Well, kids. What good news have you brought?

I almost got her.

But she had a protector.

Well...

we're going to see what repentance, disappointment, and humility look like.

Beauty hides in moment. Do you understand?

- Forgive me, Boris. I let you down. - Come here.

You are too scared.

Forgive me.

Don't worry, kid.

- You... - Forgive me.

You won't see my disappointment.

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THE VAMPIRES OF THE MIDLAND 2

Well, it looks like you had a hell of a fight.

Agatha almost killed her.

Well... she's a tough one, huh?

She's weak.

I'd kill her right there. But there were too many men there,

and they'd taken the girl somewhere.

- I didn't know where. - It's curious.

I wonder how many protectors Mila has here.

It means there are two hunters at least.

Agatha and Vlad.

It looks like the gas station CCTV got him exactly.

They found out you were in Smolensk very fast.

You can't really hide in this small town.

Boris, we'll find her very soon in this Hicksville. I promise.

You shouldn't say so. Smolensk is a great town.

But your attitude makes me glad.

We only need her to stay here.

I hope she doesn't run away.

Anna is right. They know I'm here, so they'll find me sooner or later.

The best thing to do is to leave Smolensk.

Not so fast, old lady. Sit down.

Fleeing is the easiest thing. You can do it anytime.

It means you saw our little bird in the police station last.

Yes.

We'll start from there then.

And one more thing...

Try to see Smolensk...

with new eyes.

Good girl.

If you wanna roam the planet again, go ahead then.

But I know it from experience...

being alone in this world, even if you're immortal...

is very boring.

Gosh, who the hell is she?

Why are you licking this old-lady-looking-like-brat's boots?

And I have to listen to this for some reason.

Go ahead, grab all your problems with your tiny fists...

and walk away wherever you like with your tiny feet.

We have our own problems.

She's right.

Sit down. Sit down, I said.

I don't know if it's God's will or what, but as long as you're with us now...

I'm ready to adopt you as our family member.

Adopt?

- Her? - Yes.

Are you kidding me? Why don't you adopt a stay cat as well?

But know this.

We live by law here.

Well, I already lived without family and law.

Thank you.

Easy, short one.

I'm against it.

It means someone wants to play democracy here.

Alright.

Who votes for adopting Mila as our family member?

You're doing it out of spite.

Your man was killed because of her.

What the hell?

Everyone is against.

- Is it the hormones? - No.

She's just...

not a good person.

Welcome to our family, little one.

That old one.

Damn it!

Damn it. Don't give me away.

You didn't tell the countess she's free?

Why is it locked?

- It's under reconstruction. - Damn it, I hate this place.

Konstantine Sergeevich! Did you miss us?

I've brought Olga Anvarovna's belongings. You said she was here.

Come in.

She's here, yeah.

Where else could she be?

Olga? Say hello to Konstantine Sergeevich.

Olga?

Bastard! I hate you!

Burn in hell!

I won't go anywhere.

Kill me here.

Doesn't she know she's free?

I knew I'd forgotten something.

Haven't I told you?

Olga, you're free.

- What? - But you can't leave this place.

Until we come up with a new cover story for you.

I remind you that you're responsible for her.

It goes without saying, Sergeevich.

Thank you again. And try not to make me regret about our deal.

Well, Redtail...

take Zhenyok's room.

My sincere gratitude.

Alright, I'm leaving.

Be careful there.

Those ones can find Mila through you and that cop.

I understand this, grandpa. But it's not a reason to hide.

- It's not. But we need to hide Mila. - Where?

Where, you say? Don't take offense, Jean, but it'd be better if only I knew it.

Well, let's take a walk, little one.

Throw the trash away on your way out.

Jean...

could you bring more blood?

- I brought it yesterday. - Anna's drunk it all.

I can't bring blood every day. So, tame your appetite.

You're a greedy Frenchman.

- When you ask me for something... - Spare me of it.

Let's go.

Jean, your prank was too tough. "Let's not tell her she's free."

Like it would be funny.

This is not the way you treat a countess. I'm sorry, Olga.

This way.

Don't worry, Mila is gonna be alright.

You both will be safer this way.

Tell my girl I love her very much.

Sure.

Hello, Lieutenant Colonel.

Hi, Anna. How are you?

More or less okay.

You look four.

Out of four.

- It's thanks to the makeup. - How is Mila?

She's good, but she won't tell about that night yet.

What can this girl possibly know to be chased after so hard?

Shall I give you a ride?

I'll walk. I need to walk my number of steps.

You can do it in the office.

This one.

Great. Use this to move forward, backwards, to the right or left. Don't go too fast.

No way!

Irina Vitalievna!

You look as fresh as a daisy.

If it goes this way...

you'll be able to walk and get a Christmas tree on your own.

From your lips to God's ears.

But I don't know which God exactly. I believe in all of them now.

What do you want, Svyatoslav Vernidubovich?

Mila, go play with Nastya.

I won't beat about the bush.

The news is not good. It's either the dick is too long, or the shirt is too short.

Look... there are...

alien vampires in Smolensk.

- I've got déjà vu. - What are they doing here?

They haven't reported it to me yet.

Yesterday, Anna exposed this lady.

And she almost...

killed Anna.

- Why? - How do I know?

They aren't as polite and civilized as we are.

It looks like they're made of a very different clay.

If even you don't know who they are and why they're here...

what do we have to do with this info?

Kostya...

Sergeevich, first you want us to report about every cough or fart of ours,

but when I give you a very important info, you look down on me.

I've given you food for thought.

So go ahead, digest it.

I'm sorry, son, but I'm retired.

- I'll think about how I can help you. - Right, think about it.

Dad! We'll go outside.

Alright. But don't make me look for you.

Can Mila...

stay with you? Until this whole story ends.

Come on, let her stay. She doesn't eat much at all.

Can she, dad?

Alright. Go play.

Help me out, officer.

A blonde girl works here.

Love at first sight.

- How can I find her? - Do you mean Anna Petrovna?

She's not here yet.

Look, be a pal...

Could you give me her address? I've got flowers for her.

Police station.

Anna.

You didn't meet my by accident, did you?

What do I owe the pleasure?

You realize they can only find the girl through us now.

- There're reasons to worry about you. - That's what my doctor said.

Care is good.

But I'm afraid of dying of boredom more than from bullets.

I'm sorry.

Captain, this man wants to see you.

Just a moment.

- Yes? - Well...

looks like you're not the one.

I'm sorry.

He described you. He said he liked you. He asked for your address.

My address? Not my number?

Well, I'm the one after all.

No, you're not.

I am. Let's go put the flowers into a vase.

- Whimsical idiot! - Pig's face!

This boggles the mind!

You've taken my room because you want it! And you insult me now!

You were given Zhenyok's room, so stay there!

It's impossible to stay in there, it's a pass-through room!

The family is reunited, and we have a honey moon now?

A crap moon!

She ruined my past, now she wants to ruin my present.

You don't even know what future awaits you.

Jean, as long as you're leaving...

- bring some blood. - I said no!

Olga, sweetheart...

it'll be better for you here, indeed.

Sweetheart? Really?

You were longing for her execution, and now she's a sweetheart!

Cunning fox.

He's a fool. And his jokes are stupid. Right, Olga?

It's impossible to live in these brutal conditions. You're savages!

I can't even take a shower here.

You're such a toxic woman. Here's what we'll do.

As soon as you get your cover story...

you can go wherever your heart desires.

Just don't peck grandpa's brain!

I was told you liked me. Let's know each other better.

I'm Anna.

- What do I say? I'll give myself away. - You've already done it.

Don't make it worse.

Just tell us who sent you and what they need.

If you tell it now, you'll go home. If you don't, you'll go home in 15 days.

- I don't know them. - Them?

Yes. This is her. There was also a man with her.

They said they'd...

give me 5k if I found out your address.

They say they wanna surprise you.

- They did. - Where are you to meet them?

Kolhoznaya square.

Alright, go meet them.

What do I tell them?

- What's the address? - Did you find it out?

- I didn't. - That's what you tell them. Go.

Zakhar, take someone and follow that poor man.

Find out who is that couple who wanna surprise me. And their future location.

- Don't interact. - Got it.

Open up, I need to see Olga.

Olga.

I'll never leave you again.

I count on it very much.

I need explanation.

What the hell is going on?

Olga?

Olga, I'm serious. I need answers.

- What do you want to know? - Everything.

Why did they think you were dead? Why did they keep you there?

I can't tell you everything, Sergey.

I want to. I really do, but I can't.

Why?

Why...

Why indeed?

I'm so tired of these secrets.

But don't get scared.

I'm a vampire.

- Are you mocking me? - No. I know it sounds crazy.

I'll show you.

Are you crazy, Olga?

- What? - Are you f*** crazy?

I'm sorry. Sergey, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Anna Petrovna, we've been here for 30 min. No one's come.

Okay, we'll wait a bit more.

May I, dear sirs?

Thank you.

Well, kids...

the police lady exposed our spy.

Why do we need this spy game?

Why can't we wait for her at the station, grab her by her throat and get our b****?

Agatha, you should be more sophisticated.

We're not barbarians. There's no need in making a mess in this marvelous town.

Do you really think it's marvelous?

Definitely. It's a poor one, yes.

Is it miserable? Of course.

But it's also...

warm and vibey.

Congratulations, kids.

I see, come back.

No one's come.

Why are you looking at me this way?

I'm sorry, Anna. I wasn't looking at you, but...

at your mother.

I'm such an idiot to lose a woman like her.

I should've hugged her and...

never let got.

You should've.

What can you do now?

Nothing.

I have nothing at all.

Lieutenant Colonel,

you asked to run a plate yesterday.

- Black all-terrain from Chelyabinsk? - Yes, sir.

It is parked at 1812 park.

Thank you. Dismiss.

Shall we take a walk?

It's dead, damn it.

Let's go by car.

- Are you coming back from school too? - After detention.

I bought some bath stuff. Open it, comedian.

Alright. Come in.

Hello, ass.

Hi.

This is a nice shirt. It looks like one of yours, Jean.

Isn't it too loose for you?

Come on, explain to me what the hell is going on.

- What is going on? - You told Olga was dead, but she's alive.

Who kept her as prisoner? Why is she hiding? I don't get a thing.

Too many questions for a bottomless man.

I'd ask the same things if I were wearing underwear.

I'm not ready for such an intimate conversation.

Explain it to me. Why is she behaving like a crazy one?

She tells me she's a vampire.

Let it go. One ruined shirt is enough.

- Alright. - A vampire she says.

You say the words of wisdom. Your woman is looney.

Hello, Olga.

Who is looney, mummy?

Don't you have your own clothes?

Well, tell him what we are.

What are we?

We're people.

Olga, don't be foolish.

Put on your underwear already.

- Does he wear underwear? - I don't.

Go to the drug store.

Your woman has a fever, don't you see?

Buy some pills for both crazy and pregnant ones.

- Don't go anywhere, Sergey. - Sure.

Honey, maybe I should go, huh?

Come on, I'll write down what you need to buy.

Olga, are you totally insane?

- What the hell was it? - I'm tired of lying.

There was a trial.

I can't tell my man the truth. I can't get outside.

I can't take a shower!

I can't even go on the Internet.

Why not? You can go on the Internet as much as you want.

Neither wi-fi nor the laptop works.

Come on, I'll fix your Internet.

Just calm down, sweetheart.

It seems like it was parked here...

specially for us.

I think the same.

Let's go grab a coffee.

I can have one cup a day.

Wait.

Andrey Petrovich, let him go. He is my man.

I asked him to look after you.

I have a crappy guardian. I noticed him immediately.

I agree.

What are you doing here?

Konstantine Sergeevich asked to follow you.

- In case you need help. - Help?

Funny.

Not really.

Look, kids.

We're not the only ones who are interested in them.

I'm sure that good man will answer all our questions.

So, son?

- Is this thing gonna work. - It's already working.

Really?

How much is it?

Well, I've updated the firmware.

I've checked the connection.

I've set up the router. I've changed the original password to yours.

I've sent data to Microsoft, I've cleared cache for free.

How much?

Fine, 7,800.

Come again?

You've just spent 5 min here.

Do you think I'm completely stupid?

Hold on, do you really think this is so easy to do?

No, I think...

you'll use your head...

and reconsider the sum.

- 3,000. - How much?

500 at least. Just for coming here.

I'm sorry. We all make money as we can.

You all?

Does it mean...

you IT-guys are all...

like you?

I had to work hard with your control panel.

But I'll give you a discount. It makes 6,500.

7,000.

8,300.

It's done.

How much for it?

I can't charge you. I almost did nothing.

But I'd love to have some tea.

Well, Anna, your guardian made me really nervous.

- This is for your own safety. - What can happen to me?

Watch out! You noticed the shadowing, but not this racer.

Can one really notice those racers?

Some ride one wheel thing, some ride two wheel thing.

Soon, they'll just hover and run over people.

You sound like my grandpa.

Because he's a wise man too.

It's funny.

Your mom and me danced here too.

Even the song was the same.

The lyrics at least.

- Tamara was a great dancer. - Really?

I wish I were one too.

Don't talk down on yourself.

Now?

You're a good dancer, Captain.

Thank you, Lieutenant Colonel. You too.

Here's a curious thing.

All does their business. But Smolensk police dance.

Gosh, what a foolish thing.

Did I fix it for this?

It calms me down.

- Does it calm you down too? - No, it's a medical research.

I wonder when we go mad and champ like him.

Olga, honey?

Here. I've bought everything.

- Here you are. - Firstly, I'm not mental, Sergey.

Secondly, human pills don't work on vampires.

What vampires, honey?

- It's delirium. - Damn it!

You wanted me to tell the truth, and I did.

How many more times do I have to repeat?

Olga, please calm down. Honey?

Look. We're immortal.

He won't die, he won't die, he won't die.

- Enough already. - Is it delirium?

Sergey.

- You can't. - Screw you. - You can't.

- You don't have a cover story. - Screw your cover story.

Come again? Screw the cover story?

To save your damn skin...

I was crawling on my knees in front of the keepers.

I'm working my ass out trying to make your majesty's stay here comfortable.

By in the end, wherever one kisses you is your ass.

I'm asking you for this for the last time.

Shut up your pie hole, b***.

And go to your room. Go!

- Grandpa? - What is it, Jean?

Could you...

Another shirt is ruined.

I won't run after her.

You can go if you want...

- to get your beloved one back. - I'm not responsible for her.

Give me some blood to heal up.

As for the blood...

it's gone.

I've drunk it all.

Again?

It was very good.

I've just brought it, grandpa!

Hello.

I beg your pardon, but I saw you talking with that pretty blonde girl.

It looks like you know her well. Could you tell me about her?

- Who are you? - I'm here...

on a business trip.

I just want to have a fleeting acquaintance.

Look, business trip guy. Go away.

Sweetheart? You were right.

We can't do without your help here.

Easy, easy.

Is the blood gone, Jean?

- Grandpa says he drank it all. - All of it?

- I'm surprised as much as you. - What an appetite!

Where is he?

He's locked himself in the bathroom again.

- Grandpa? - What is it?

- We need to talk. - I'm working.

Alright, we'll talk when you're done.

What the hell?

There's no bare tits here! Go away!

I beg your pardon, grandpa. But what kind of procedure is this?

What kind of procedure is this?

I'm taking a rejuvenating blood bath.

Get lost, now!

How did we miss grandpa losing his mind?

Grandpa is taking a blood bath.

The record player turns on by its own. What the hell is going on?

Easy, easy, ladies and gentlemen.

I understand your indignation, but I assure you

we've come in peace. Just to get acquainted.

- Why do you think we wanna get acquainted? - Don't be so harsh.

A good friend is always a benefit.

Well... why do you rascals

bother grandpa?

You must be Svyatoslav Vernidubovich.

Nice to meet you. I'm Boris Feliksovich.

They are my companions.

Agatha and Vlad.

Well...

you're unwelcome, but still guests.

- What have you got? - A treat.

And a question.

You see, our runaway is hiding in the town.

We'd like to take what it is ours and go home with a gratitude.

If she ran away, it means she didn't like it there with you.

Come on. She liked it very much.

But she's, how to put it? A rebel.

Really? You never can tell.

She's a true rebel.

She killed several of our comrades, can you believe it?

According to our laws, we can't but judge her.

- Please. - Well...

Last straw can make you break the law.

- We need to figure the things out. - We will.

Just give her to us.

We have our own customs and laws here.

That's what I'm talking about. Each law must be respected.

And she broke our law.

You won't prevent the justice, will you?

According to which law did you kill Ivan?

Who is Ivan?

- She knows. - Oops.

You mean... the police officers from Moscow?

They are just collateral damage.

Which is Mila's fault, by the way. But you protect her for some reason.

Well, here's where we...

draw the line.

For you...

they are collateral damage.

But for us they're people...

we protect.

One way or another, they're just food.

However, if it's a matter of principle for you, Agatha can apologize.

Well...

you're not giving us Mila as far as I see.

Pity.

You'd better think twice.

We all will be better off this way.

This is an amazing record.

It's a very rare copy.

- Take it as a gift. - Really?

Thank you very much for this.

- All the best. - The same to you.

Why didn't we kill them right here?

Didn't you get enough last time?

You can't solve it with strength. And it's too early for it.

We need to wait until Kupala Night.

Sergey. Wait, it's alright.

Well, as much as it can be alright now.

I should've told you this at once, but I was afraid of how you'd react.

I was afraid you'd dump me after knowing what I am.

Forgive me, it...

took too long.

You know, Olga...

I realized long ago...

that there was something wrong with you.

You're weird.

You're all...

mysterious.

I don't care what you are.

This is still you.

Maybe... that's why...

I love you so much.

Sergey. Sergey.

I love you too.

Let's go home.

- Alright. - Sergey. - What?

Take my stuff.

Sure.

And what the hell is this?

Olga, I'm depressed.

I'm all stressed out.

- I need sympathy. - I got it, honey.

We'll do it this way: I'll go take a bath, and when I'm back...

the mess will be gone. Right?

Sweetheart.

The hot water is shut down.

F***!

How did they expose you?

- I was watching the vampire girl. - And?

Looks like they were too.

That's how they caught me.

I apologize, but it's urgent.

We're in trouble, sir.

- They found us. - I'm aware of it.

I'm sorry.

They tortured me.

I'd never felt such a pain.

God dammit! And I was thinking...

- how they'd done it. - Dismiss.

- I told nothing about the countess. - Go.

- So kind of your. - You can leave too.

I guess I'll go too.

No reason to ruin the parquet then.

But I have a question, though.

Are you keepers or s***?

What use is it of you?

Why do we need the agreement then?

We hoped you'd help us, but you lead those vampires to our home.

What if Mila were there?

Her blood would've been on your hands.

What does she have to do with it?

They came here after her.

She's a vampire too.