All language subtitles for The Blair Witch Project 1999 1080p

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Heather:
IT'S-IT'S ALREADY RECORDING.

Lonnie:
OKAY, JUST...

THIS IS MY HOME.

OH, YOU LOOK
A LITTLE BLURRY, MAN.

LET ME ZOOM OUT ON YOU.

OKAY.OKAY.

GOOD MORNING.

GOT IT?OKAY, I GOT YOU.

THIS IS MY HOME...

OKAY. WOW.

WHICH I AM LEAVING THE COMFORTS
OF FOR THE WEEKEND

TO EXPLORE THE BLAIR WITCH.

SOME ESSENTIAL READING:

HOW TO STAY ALIVE IN THE WOODS

'CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

AND THIS
IS A VERY IMPORTANT BOOK

BECAUSE IT HAS THE ARTICLE

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
AT COFFIN ROCK.

THAT LOOKS PRETTY OLD.

YEAH, IT'S TOTALLY OLD;
AND THIS IS MY FIELD NOTEBOOK.

Heather:
HEY, IT'S MR. PUNCTUALITY.

HEY...

HOW THE HELL ARE YOU
THIS MORNING?

TIRED.

SO I GOT THE C.P. UP.

GOOD...
THAT'S IMPORTANT

'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE SHOOTING ON.

NO ONE KNOWS I TOOK IT
BUT I GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
INTO THE HOUSE.

COME ON, COME ON.

I CAN SEE YOU.

I'M NOT GOING TO BUMP INTO SHIT

I'M GOING BACKWARDS NOW.

OKAY, WE DON'T WANT TO FUCK UP
THE CAMERAS BEFORE WE LEAVE.

SO WHERE'S MIKEY AT?

WE HAVE TO GO GET HIM.

OKAY.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GET HIM
AT 8:30.OKAY.

WHICH MEANS WE'RE ALREADY
GOING TO BE BEHIND SCHEDULE

BUT IT'S IMPORTANT
TO HAVE JUICE.THAT'S COOL.

I GUESS YOU'RE MIKE.

HERE, WAIT...
STOP, STOP!

♪ ...MORE THAN JUST A DREAM
COME TRUE... ♪

DON'T WE GET
TO MEET YOUR MAMA?

SEE YOU LATER, MOM!

HOW ARE YOU, MIKE?

IT'S NICE
TO MEET YOU.

I'M TIRED

BUT I'M DOING GOOD.

I'M REAL EXCITED ABOUT THIS.

THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY.

I'M VERY GLAD.

WELL, THANK YOU FOR GETTING
THE EQUIPMENT TOGETHER.

WE'VE GOT SO MUCH
FUCKING BATTERY POWER

WE COULD FUEL
A SMALL WORLD COUNTRY

FOR A MONTH.

Josh:
UH, WE GOT RICE...

AND MOTT'S FRUIT PUNCH.

OATMEAL RAISIN, BABY.

Mike:
ULTIMATE MARSHMALLOWS.

Heather:
FEEL HOW SOFT.

SOFT...

Mike:
HEY...

Josh:
YOU WEASEL!

Heather:
MARSHMALLOWS...

[ Heather shuddering]

DO YOU BELIEVE
IN GHOSTS?

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF THE BLAIR WITCH?

IT'S... WELL, IT ACTUALLY SOUNDS
KIND OF FAMILIAR.

MY OLDER SISTER WENT
TO BLAIR HIGH SCHOOL.

Heather:
THE WOODS

AROUND HALLOWEEN TIME
IS A CREEPY ENOUGH PHENOMENON.

Josh:
JUST TELL ME
A LITTLE BIT MORE...

I DON'T WANT TO GO CHEESY.

I WANT TO REALLY AVOID
ANY CHEESE.

I WANT TO PRESENT THIS

IN AS STRAIGHTFORWARD
A WAY AS POSSIBLE

AND I THINK THE LEGEND
IS UNSETTLING ENOUGH.

Josh:
YOU GUYS WANT
TO GET THE, UH...

CEREMONIAL
FIRST SLATE?

Heather:
ABSOLUTELY.

HERE HE IS

FILLING OUT
OUR FIRST SLATE

FOR OUR FIRST SHOT.

SHALL WE ALL LIKE
CUT OUR FINGERS OPEN

AND BLEED ON IT?

A LITTLE
BLOOD-LETTING
ON THE SLATE?

Heather:
NO, WE'LL SAVE THAT
FOR LATER.

KISS IT.

KISS THE SLATE.

IT'S THE FIRST SLATE.

FIRST SLATE.

MARKED BY MY LIPSTICK.

MIKEY, FIRST SLATE.

KISS IT. GOOD LUCK.

OH, HE LICKED IT;
GOD BLESS HIM.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO EAT IT.

WE NEED THAT
FOR THE SHOOT.

THIS IS BURKITTSVILLE,
FORMERLY BLAIR.

IT IS A SMALL,
QUIET MARYLAND TOWN

MUCH LIKE A SMALL QUIET TOWN
ANYWHERE.

NO MORE THAN 20 FAMILIES
LAID THEIR ROOTS HERE

OVER 200 YEARS AGO,
MANY OF WHOM REMAIN

EITHER ON THIS HILL
OR IN THE TOWN BELOW.

THERE ARE AN UNUSUALLY
HIGH NUMBER OF CHILDREN

LAID TO REST HERE

MOST OF WHOM PASSED
IN THE 1940s.

YET, NO ONE
IN THE TOWN

SEEMS TO RECALL
ANYTHING UNUSUAL
ABOUT THIS TIME...

TO US ANYWAY.

YET LEGEND TELLS
A DIFFERENT STORY--

ONE WHOSE EVIDENCE
IS ALL AROUND US

ETCHED IN STONE.

Josh:
YEE-HAW!

Heather:
YEE-HAW!

WELL, WE HAVE SHOT
THE FIRST SCENE...

THE CEMETERY SCENE.

THE OPENING IS SHOT.

UH, WE'RE DOING
A DOCUMENTARY...

YEAH?

ABOUT THE BLAIR WITCH?

OH...

OH, HAVE YOU HEARD
OF THE BLAIR WITCH?

OH, YEAH.
THAT'S AN OLD, OLD, OLD STORY.

AS I REMEMBER,
MR. PARR WAS AN OLD HERMIT.

RIGHT.

AND HE LIVED UP
ON A MOUNTAIN.

HE HAD A PLACE UP THERE...

BEEN THERE FOR
A LONG, LONG TIME.

YOU'VE HEARD
OF THE BLAIR WITCH?

SEVERAL TIMES.

SEVERAL TIMES?

AND WHAT WAS
THE FIRST INCIDENT?

WELL, I'VE HEARD STORIES

ABOUT HER FROM PEOPLE
AND NEIGHBORS

AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

BUT ALSO I SAW A DOCUMENTARY

ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
OR SOMEWHERE.

REALLY?

ONCE ABOUT HER

ABOUT THE GHOSTS
AND LEGENDS OF MARYLAND.

YEAH, THAT'S A STORY

MY GRANDMOTHER
USED TO TELL US ALL.

MAKE US GO TO BED EARLY.

REALLY?

THEY SAY IF YOU STAY UP
AFTER DARK

WALK AROUND THE HOUSE TOO MUCH

THE BLAIR WITCH
WILL COME AND GET YOU.

UH, SORT OF IN THE WINTER,
I GUESS...

THE FALL OR WINTER OF 1940

UH, SOME OF THE YOUNG KIDS
STARTED DISAPPEARING.

NOBODY KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT
WHY THEY WERE...

WHY THEY WERE DISAPPEARING.

BUT THE CREEPIEST...

UH-OH. THAT'S KIND
OF AN OMEN, ISN'T IT?

THE CREEPIEST STORY ABOUT HER
THAT I EVER HEARD

WAS THAT TWO MEN
WERE OUT HUNTING...

UH-HUH.

AND THEY WERE CAMPED
NEAR THE CABIN OR SOMETHING

THAT SHE'S SUPPOSED TO HAUNT.

UH-HUH.NO, NO, NO!

AND THEY DISAPPEARED
OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!

REALLY?NO!

OKAY, IT'S ALL RIGHT, INGRID.

I'M JUST TELLING
A SCARY STORY BUT IT'S NOT TRUE.

IT'S NOT TRUE.

FINALLY, ONE DAY

OLD MR. PARR
COME DOWN INTO THE MARKET

AND SAID,
"I'M FINALLY FINISHED."

WHAT DID HE MEAN
BY THAT?

WELL, I GUESS NOBODY KNEW
AT FIRST

BUT THE POLICE, UH,
FINALLY WENT UP ON THE MOUNTAIN

AND, UH, THEY SEARCHED HIS HOUSE

AND THEY FOUND THE BODIES
OF SEVEN KIDS FROM THE AREA.

WHAT HE DID IS

HE TOOK THE KIDS DOWN INTO
THE BASEMENT BY TWOS

AND HE MADE ONE FACE
INTO THE CORNER.

REALLY?

AND THEN HE WOULD KILL
THE OTHER ONE.

AND THEN WHEN HE WAS DONE
WITH THAT

HE'D GRAB THE ONE
OUT OF THE CORNER

AND KILL THAT ONE, TOO.

AND THOSE WERE THE SEVEN KIDS
THAT WERE MISSING.

AND THEN THEY BROUGHT THEM
OUT OF THE WOODS ONE AT A TIME

AND IT JUST WAS
A TERRIBLE THING.

JUST TORE
THE WHOLE COMMUNITY UP.

SAID IN COURT THAT HE COULDN'T
TAKE THE EYES ON HIM.

HE COULD... HE COULD FEEL
THE EYES WATCHING HIM.

THAT'S WHY HE MADE THEM
FACE INTO THE CORNER LIKE THAT.

ALL MY LIFE, REALLY

I'VE BELIEVED IN WITCHES
AND GHOSTS AND ALL THAT STUFF.

DO YOU BELIEVE
THAT THERE ARE SOME
IN THIS AREA?

OH, DEFINITELY.

DO YOU BELIEVE
IN WITCHCRAFT?

NO.

NO?
NO, SIR.

ARE YOU
A RELIGIOUS MAN?

YEP.
ALRIGHTY.

PRETTY CREEPY STUFF.

I BELIEVE THERE'S SOMETHING
HAPPENING WITH HER.

AND YOU THINK
THAT IT'S POSSIBLE

SHE'S STILL
UP THERE NOW?

I DON'T GO UP THERE.

YOU DON'T
GO UP THERE?

I BELIEVE ENOUGH
NOT TO GO UP THERE.

AND THEY SAY THAT THE WOODS
ARE ALL HAUNTED UP THERE

AND STUFF LIKE THAT, BUT...

WHAT DO THEY SAY?

HOW ARE THEY HAUNTED?

WELL, I DON'T...

THERE REALLY ISN'T MANY PEOPLE
THAT SAY THAT IT'S HAUNTED

BUT THERE WAS THIS OLD WOMAN,
MARY BROWN...

MARY BROWN?

YEAH, AND SHE WAS
KIND OF CRAZY.

HOW WAS SHE SEEN
BY THE COMMUNITY?

CRAZY.

THAT'S IT--
THE AMERICAN FLAG.

THAT'S MARY'S HOUSE.

I'M GOING TO GRAB HER
AND BRING HER OUT.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
A LOOK

AND SEE WHAT
THE BEST LIGHT IS?

OKAY.

Heather:
THIS IS MARY'S GATE.

I'M NOT EVEN SURE
HOW I PULL THIS OPEN.

'CAUSE SOMETHING
INTERESTING HAPPENED
TO YOU, ACTUALLY

AT ONE POINT
IN YOUR LIFE.

YOU HAD AN ENCOUNTER
WITH THE BLAIR WITCH?

UM, YES.

THAT IS, UM, REALLY KIND
OF A SCARY STORY.

UM, TO KIND OF MAKE ENDS MEET

MY DAD AND I WOULD GO FISHING
DOWN BY TAPPY'S CREEK.

RIGHT.

AND, YOU KNOW,
IT'S, UM, IN BURKITTSVILLE.

I WAS LAYING DOWN ON THE LEAVES,
UPON THE LEAVES

KIND OF WATCHING MY POLE
AND LOOKING UP AT THE SKY.

SURE.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN

I FELT LIKE SOMETHING
WAS NEAR ME.

RIGHT.

YOU KNOW,
KIND OF AN EERIE FEELING.

IT WAS LIKE A WOMAN

ONLY ON HER ARMS
AND ON HER HANDS AND EVERYTHING

IT WAS LIKE HAIR...

LIKE A REAL DARK,
ALMOST BLACK HAIR.

UH-HUH.

LIKE A HORSE.

LIKE FUR?

YEAH, LIKE A FUR;
LIKE HORSE FUR.

THEN ON HER ARMS,
SHE HAD LIKE A SHAWL...

RIGHT.

WOOL SHAWL OVER HER.

AND SHE SCARED YOU?

SHE THREATENED YOU?

AND, UM,
SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

BUT SHE JUST KEPT STARING

AND THEN SHE OPENED UP
HER SHAWL...

AND WHAT WAS
UNDER THERE?

AND UNDER THERE WAS HAIR
ON HER BODY LIKE A HORSE.

SO SHE WAS HAIRY
FROM HEAD TO TOE?

YEAH, AND HER, HER LEGS...

AND YOU COULD SEE
SHE WAS FEMALE.

RIGHT. HOW
ABOUT HER FACE?

IT WAS JUST KIND OF LIKE
STRANGE-LOOKING.

THANK GOD, SHE'S NOT
IN THE FILM BUSINESS.

I MEAN, COULD YOU IMAGINE
WORKING WITH HER?

Heather:
SHE THINKS SHE IS
IN THE FILM BUSINESS.

SHE ALSO SAYS
SHE'S A BALLERINA.

SHE SAYS
SHE'S A HISTORIAN

WRITING A BOOK
ON AMERICAN HISTORY...

I HEARD THAT.

SHE'S A SCIENTIST

WHO DOES RESEARCH
AT THE DEPARTMENT
OF ENERGY...

I FUCKED UP ON MARY.

I'M CHECKING MY DEPTH
OF FIELD CHART TO SEE HOW BAD.

Heather:
SO YOU MEASURED
FOR METERS, WHAT?

WE'RE NOT IN EUROPE.

YEAH, WELL, THE FUCKING LENS
HAS METERS ON IT, OKAY.

IT ALSO HAS
OUR SYSTEM.

NO, IT HAS METERS ON IT,
LOOK.

THIS IS AN AMERICAN
CAMERA, THOUGH.

ALL THOSE ARE METERS.

WHAT ABOUT
THE BROWN ONES?

THE BROWN ONES ARE FEET.

YEAH, WELL,
THE BROWN ONES
ARE ON THERE, RIGHT?

YEAH, BUT THE WHITE ONES
ARE OBVIOUS.

BUT I THOUGHT
YOU'VE USED THIS
CAMERA BEFORE, MAN.

I'VE USED IT, LIKE,
ONCE BEFORE.

HOW DO WE FEEL
ABOUT TODAY, GUYS?

I LEARNED A LOT, MAN.

Mike:
YEAH.

Heather:
YOU LEARNED A LOT
ABOUT MARY BROWN?

NO, I LEARNED A LOT
ABOUT LIKE, FUCKING...

SIXTEEN?

JUST SHOOTING OUT HERE.

JUST SHOOTING DOC.

Mike:
WE KICKED SOME ASS
TODAY.

HERE'S TO...

Heather:
VERY GOOD DAY.

Mike:
EXCELLENT DAY.

Heather:
VERY GOOD FIRST DAY.

OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO DO
AN EQUIPMENT CHECK

BUT I'M GOING
TO CALL MY MOM.

OKAY, I'VE GOT A BAG
OF UTZ AND A BEER.

AND WE DON'T
REALLY NEED

TO GET THAT ON FILM.

I GUESS
YOU'RE COVERED, THEN.

COULD YOU JUST RUN IT
FOR A COUPLE OF FEET FOR ME

SO WE CAN CHECK
THAT IT'S OKAY?

SURE.

Heather:
I JUST WANT TO HEAR IF THIS MAG
IS LOADED PROPERLY

SO WE CAN SHOOT SOME STUFF.

OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD,
THANK YOU.

OKAY.
Heather:
LET'S BE RELAXED

'CAUSE WE'VE GOT A REALLY,
REALLY LONG DAY TOMORROW.

TODAY WAS CAKE
COMPARED TO TOMORROW.

WE'RE GOING
TO DO A LOT OF HIKING.

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A LOT
OF WEIGHT ON OUR BACKS.

I'M PREPARING.

[ laughs]

Mike:
THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE PREPARING FOR.

SHUT UP,
YOU SMARTASS.

POUR ME A SHOT,
PLEASE.

I'M FREAKING OUT.

OH! YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

YES, I...

YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR.

YOU KNOW,
AT THIS POINT

I FUCKING HAVETO DO THAT,
ALL RIGHT?

I FUCKING HAVE TO.

DO WE HAVE
ANY WEED?

HERE I GO.

Josh:
DRINK, DRINK!

I FUCKING HATE SCOTCH.

[ Josh and Mike laughing]

Heather:
THERE'S MY FRIEND JOSH.

HOW ARE YOU?HEY.

I'M HURTING.

I'M NOT READY FOR THAT THING
THAT YOU DON'T LIKE, YOU KNOW...

Heather:
I-I KNOW YOU DON'T
LIKE IT. OKAY.

HELLO.

WELCOME TO DAY TWO.

THE TRAIL IS SOMEWHERE
ALONG HERE.

WE SHOULDN'T MISS IT.

IT SHOULD BE PRETTY,
PRETTY OBVIOUS.

YOU GUYS SAY YOU KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT THE BLAIR WITCH?

OH, I'VE HEARD THE MYTHS.

I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE
MUCH IN IT.

"THE MYTH"?

THAT'S ALL ITHINK IT IS.

DAMN FOOL KIDS'LL NEVER LEARN.

WHAT'D YOU SAY,
SIR?

I SAID, "YOU DAMN FOOL KIDS'LL
NEVER LEARN."

Man:
AW, SHUT UP.

"DAMN FOOL KIDS'LL
NEVER LEARN."

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

AND WHAT-WHAT MAKES YOU
SAY THAT?

FIRST OF ALL,
CAN I HAVE YOUR PERMISSION

TO PUT YOUR IMAGE ON VIDEO
FOR THE PURPOSES

OF A DOCUMENTARY ENTITLED
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT?

I DON'T CARE MUCH ABOUT THAT,
BUT, UH...

W-WELL, YOU HAVE TO SAY,
"YES" OR "NO," SIR.

AH, WATCH IT.

OH, SORRY.

YEAH, SURE, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

WELL, SOME GIRL BACK IN
THE LATE 1800s

ROBIN... WEAVER,
I BELIEVE HER NAME WAS...

SUPPOSEDLY JUST WANDERED OFF,
DISAPPEARED INTO THE WOODS.

WASN'T NO
"SUPPOSEDLY"
ABOUT IT.

THEY WANDERED OFF...OH.

OKAY, SO,
SHE WANDERED OFF.

AND SHE GOT LOST.

SHE GOT LOST.

THREE DAYS LATER...
THERE WASN'T NO
"SUPPOSEDLY."

THREE D... THREE DAYS LATER,
SHE JUST, UH...

APPEARS BACK
ON HER GRANDMOTHER'S PORCH...

RIGHT.

AND EVERYBODY'S MYSTIFIED
ABOUT IT.

SHE WAS BABBLING SOMETHING...

SHE HAD A TALE TO
TELL, TOO, THOUGH.

YEAH, SHE WAS BABBLING SOMETHING
ABOUT THE, UH...

AN OLD WOMAN WHOSE FEET
NEVER TOUCHED THE GROUND.

DID... DID YOU...

I'LL TELL YOU, I SAW

RIGHT UP THERE
BY THAT TREE

UP THE CREEK--
I TOLD YOU THAT--

RIGHT, I KNOW.

ABOUT A HUNDRED YARDS,
I SAW A WHITE MISTY THING

THAT I CAN'T TELL
WHAT IT IS, ONE DAY.

IT WAS, LIKE, A GRAY

LIKE, GRAY VAPOR RISING
OUT OF THE TREES?

RIGHT OUT OF THE WATER.

RIGHT OUT OF THE WATER,
NEAR THE TREES.

UP THE SIDE
OF THE TREE

AND IT DISAPPEARED
OVER THEM...

NOW YOU'RE FULL OF IT.

NO, I'M NOT FULL OF IT

AND I WASN'T DRINKING
THAT DAY, EITHER.

YOU WERE PROBABLY DRINKING
THAT DAY.

NO, I WASN'T
DRINKING THAT DAY.

SO, NOW, NOW, NOW,
HOW IS THAT RELATED

TO THE STORY
OF COFFIN ROCK?

WELL, IT ALLTIES IN TO
THE STORY OF COFFIN ROCK.

HOW'S THAT?

I MEAN, ANYBODY WORTH
THEIR SALT AROUND HERE

KNOWS THAT THIS
AREA'S BEEN HAUNTED

BY THAT OLD WOMAN FOR YEARS.

OH, THAT'S BULLSHIT.

Josh:
THIS IS SOME SERIOUS WOODS
WE'RE HEADING INTO.

Heather:
ARE YOU EXCITED?

YOU GOT IT.

I HOPE HE'S NOT ROLLING OFF
A WHOLE SHITLOAD OF STOCK.

[ birds chirping]

OH.

[ chuckling]:
YEAH.

Mike [ chuckling]:
I COULD HELP YOU

BUT I'D RATHER STAND
AND RECORD.

OKAY.

Heather:
PACKS ARE ON?

WE'RE ROCKING.
LET'S ROCK.

WE'RE READY TO GO.

WE GOT TO GO UP TO THE
SHACK... THE SHANTY?

YEAH.

WOW.

[ mess kit rattling]

YEAH, IT'S LIKE WE'RE OFF
TO THE ANDES OR SOMETHING.

OH, MY GOD,
THIS IS A VERY HEAVY BACKPACK.

ON OUR WAY
TO COFFIN ROCK.

WE ARE TOTALLY ON TRACK.

I KNOW
EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE NOW.

Josh:
HEY, MIKEY,
THROW ME THE VIDEO CAMERA.

NO, DON'T.

Mike:
I WANT TO... I WANT
TO GET HER GOING ACROSS, MAN.

[ laughing]

I SEE A DIRTY BEHIND.

Josh:
YEAH.

GOOD JUMP.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

Heather:
THERE IT IS.

SEE?

[ whispering]:
THAT'S COFFIN ROCK.

Mike:
GO.

"THEY WENT INTO THE WOODS,
PREPARED TO FIND DEATH.

"WHAT THEY FOUND WAS
A DESECRATION OF HUMANITY

"AT THE SITE WHICH TRAPPERS
HAVE OFTEN REFERRED TO

"AS COFFIN ROCK.

"ON TOP OF THE ROCK FORMATION

"THE STORY
OF THE TORTURE INFLICTED

"UPON THESE BRAVE
FIVE MEN UNFOLDED.

"EACH WAS BOUND
TO THE OTHER

"EACH MAN'S HANDS BOUND
TO THE NEXT MAN'S FEET

"FORMING A SOLID STRUCTURE
OUT OF THE MEN.

"BLOOD AT THE EDGES
OF THE HEAD INDICATE

"THAT THIS ACT HAD COMMITTED...
BEEN COMMITTED

"WHILE EACH WAS ALIVE

"AND ABLE-BODIED ENOUGH
TO STRUGGLE.

"IN THE TORSO
OF EACH MAN

"THE INTESTINES HAD BEEN
TORN OUT CRUDELY.

"ON EACH MAN'S
SUN-BLEACHED FACE

"WAS INSCRIBED
INDECIPHERABLE WRITING

"CUT INTO THEIR FLESH
WITH AN EERIE PRECISION.

"THE MEN,
STILL ENTRANCED

"BY THE HORROR
OF WHAT HAD HAPPENED

"LEFT THE SCENE
TO FIND THE SHERIFF

"AND DID NOT SKETCH
THE WRITING

"AND DID NOT REMOVE THE BODIES
FROM THE ROCK.

"UPON RETURN,
VULTURES WERE SEEN AT THE ROCK

"BUT UPON INSPECTION

"THE BODIES HAD BEEN REMOVED
BY PERSONS UNKNOWN.

"THE SEARCH PARTY CLAIMED

"THAT THE STENCH OF DEATH
WAS STILL THICK

"AND WHOMEVER
HAD TAKEN THE BODIES

HAD DONE SO
IN A MATTER OF HOURS."

THAT HAPPENED HERE...
AT COFFIN ROCK.

IT FELT REALLY RUSHED

'CAUSE I REALLY WANT
TO GET TO CAMP

AND IT'S 4:52
AND WE'RE GOING TO BE LIGHT...

WE'RE GOING
TO BE LOSING LIGHT SOON...

UM, BUT, I MEAN

I CAN ALWAYS USE THE SHOT
WITHOUT ME IN IT

BECAUSE I-I RECORDED SOUND
IN THE ROCK

READING THE WHOLE THING.

SO, I'M SURE I CAN
EDIT IT TOGETHER SOMEHOW.

[ sighs]

IT'S STARTING TO RAIN.

WHAT'D YOU DO,
RENT THIS THING?

Heather:
YEAH.

WELL, I DON'T HAVE A TENT
FOR THREE PEOPLE.

YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT USED TO...

NO, I-I'M JUST WONDERING.

I'M NOT USUALLY TRAVELING
WITH TWO MEN

IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING.

IT IS POURING RAIN
RIGHT NOW.

WE CAN'T EVEN
GET A FIRE GOING.

SHOW THE KIDS AT HOME
WHAT THE STICK IS FOR.

LOOK AT THAT.

WE'VE GOT
OUR VERY OWN LEANING POST.

IF YOU GET TOO MUCH ASS SMELL
IN THE NIGHT...

Heather:
OKAY, WHO-WHO WOULDN'T
LET ME HAVE

A CIGARETTE
IN THE TENT

BUT HE'S ALLOWED TO FART
AS MUCH AS HE WANTS?

UM, I REALLY
DON'T THINK IT'S...

NO, I-I NEVER GAVE MIKE
ANY FART ALLOWANCE.

[ laughing]

SO, YOU HEARD NOISES
LAST NIGHT?

SO, I TOTALLY HEARD NOISE.

SEE, THE PROBLEM IS
I SLEEP LIKE A FUCKING ROCK.

IT WAS LIKE THERE WERE
TWO SEPARATE NOISES

COMING FROM TWO LAYERS
OF SPACE OVER HERE

AND ONE OF THEM WAS
KIND OF, LIKE...

ONE OF THEM COULD HAVE
POSSIBLY BEEN AN OWL

BUT THE OTHER ONE WAS, LIKE,
A CACKLING...

NO WAY.WA-WAS A DEFINITE...

IT WAS A TOTAL CACKLING, MAN.

IF I HEARD A CACKLING, I
WOULD'VE SHIT IN MY PANTS.

Josh:
WHERE'D WE
START OUT YESTERDAY?

Heather:
UH, OFF THE MAP.

"OFF THE MAP."

'CAUSE I KNEW
WHERE WE WERE GOING.

THOUGH I KNOW THERE WAS
SOME CONFUSION, BUT TODAY...

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

SAY THAT AGAIN.

I SAID,
"I-I KNEW WHERE WE WERE GOING."

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT.

WOULD THAT BE
A FULL-OF-SHIT STATEMENT?

NO, I DID...

WOULD THAT BE
A FULL-OF-SHIT STATEMENT?

I DIDKNOW WHERE...

Josh:
ALL I'M SAYING IS
THAT YOU GOT US LOST, MAN.

Heather:
FOR A VERY BRIEF
AMOUNT OF TIME.

OKAY.IT WAS VERY BRIEF.

Mike:
JUST DON'T GET US LOST TODAY.

YEAH, SERIOUS.

I'M NOT. I KNOW WHERE
ALL THESE PLACES ARE.

SO, WHAT'S UP?

THEY'RE ALL VERY
WELL-DOCUMENTED.

ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THE WAY
THE DOCUMENTARY'S GOING?

YES, I AM.

Josh:
YEAH?

YEAH... AND I'M
VERY PLEASANTLY SURPRISED

BY OUR LITTLE MIKEY.

Mike:
"OUR LITTLE MIKEY"?

[ laughing]:
"OUR LITTLE MIKEY."

[ groans]

[ Heather and Josh laughing]

SO, WHAT'S UP?

HE'S A VERY SPIRITED YOUNG MAN.

YOU THINK... I MEAN,
WHAT'S YOUR TAKE

ON THE BLAIR WITCH
AT THIS POINT?

DO YOU THINK
SHE EXISTS?

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW.

Josh:
HEATHER, I REALLY WISH
YOU'D FOUND A TRAIL TO GET US...

Heather:
THERE'S A TRAIL ON TOP
OF THIS HILL, DON'T WORRY.

IT ISA TRAIL.

THIS IS NOT A TRAIL.

Heather:
WE LIKE SHORTCUTS,
DON'T WE?

[ panting]

WE LIKE LEVEL...
SHORTCUTS.

WE DON'T LIKE
MOUNTAIN SHORTCUTS.

Heather:
IT'S A LITTLE WARMER TODAY.

SO, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
WE'RE SEEING MIKE'S CHEST.

UH, IT'S REALLY HARD
TO PICK UP ON VIDEO, ACTUALLY.

MIKE HAS REALLY SPORADIC
HAIR PATTERNS ON HIS CHEST.

Josh:
IT'S LIKE A SYMBOL, MAN.

IT'S, LIKE, BLANK... HAIRY...
BLANK... HAIRY.

YOU SHOULD SEE MY ASS.

Josh:
LOOK, LOOK.

IT'S FUCKING URUGUAY,
RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE.

Heather:
WOW.YOU GUYS...

THERE'S PARAGUAY
OVER HERE.

YEAH, WHATEVER.

LOOK, I THINK
I SEE BOLIVIA.

WHAT KILLED
THIS DEAD MOUSE?

WITCHCRAFT?

Josh:
HOW ABOUT GOD?

[ chuckles]

Josh:
IS THAT
THE BLAIR WITCH?

NO.

I THINK IT'S HEATHER
TAKING A PISS.

YOU KNOW,
THIS IS REALLY NOT TOO GOOD.

I REALLY HAVE TO GO.

DON'T TORTURE ME.

OH, GO.

Heather:
WE ARE HOT
ON THE CEMETERY TRAIL.

IT SHOULD ONLY BE A...
Mike:
SAYS YOU.

WHAT?

SAYS YOU.

SAYS ME,
OF COURSE... AND...

WE SHOULD BE HITTING IT
IN ABOUT 90 MINUTES.

YOU GUYS COOL
WITH THAT?

WHAT?

Heather:
90 MINUTES.

AS LONG AS YOU KNOW
WHERE WE'RE GOING.

CAN YOU HANG?

I KNOW EXACTLY
WHERE WE'RE GOING.

JOSH FEELS IT'S NECESSARY
TO LOOK AT THE MAP NOW

EVEN THOUGH I KNOW
WHERE WE'RE GOING

AND WE'RE GOING
STRAIGHT AHEAD UP THERE.

OKAY, IF YOU'VE KNOWN
WHERE WE'RE GOING

WE WOULDN'T BE HIKING LIKE...

WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE FUCKING WOODS, MAN.

HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW,
BECAUSE PEOPLE TOLD YOU?

SOME OF IT IS
OFF-TRAIL HIKING.

BECAUSE PEOPLE TOLD YOU?

"OH, YEAH, THERE'S A CEMETERY
BACK IN THERE."

IF WE'RE LOST,
ADMIT THAT FIRST, BECAUSE...

WE'RE N... N...
I KNOW WE'RE NOT LOST.

OH, YOU KNEW THAT
YESTERDAY, TOO

AND YOU KNEW THAT
TWICE TODAY.

LOOK... NO,
BULLSHIT, AND I...

AND WE HAVE NOT
BEEN LOST AT ALL TODAY.

THAT'S... THAT IS NOT TRUE.
NOT ONCE.

I KNOW
WHERE WE'RE GOING.

OKAY, THIS IS
WHERE WE WERE.

THAT IS... LET ME TELL YOU WHAT
YOU SAID TO US.

IT'S, LIKE, TWO MILES AWAY.

THEN, IT'S, LIKE,
OKAY, TWO HOURS AWAY...

THREE HOURS AWAY.
OKAY, JUST-JUST
CHILL. JUST CHILL.

MAYBE IT'S FOUR HOURS AWAY.

HOW-HOW COULD YOU...
DID YOU AGREE TO DO
THIS PROJECT?

I DID. I AGREED
TO A SCOUTED-OUT PROJECT.

I DIDN'T AGREE TO JUST TROUNCE
AROUND THE WOODS.

IT IS SCOUTED OUT
AND I TOLD YOU...

THAT GETTING TO THE LOCATIONS
WASN'T GOING TO BE EASY.

MIKE, MIKE,
MIKE, MIKE...
OKAY! GUYS!

GUYS, IT'S COOL, IT'S COOL.

IT'S-IT'S COOL.I'VE GOT $1,500 WORTH
OF EQUIPMENT ON ME.

PLEASE, YOU'RE BEING A SMARTASS,
YOU'RE BEING A SMARTA...

LE-LET'S JUST...
WE'RE LOOKING AT THE MAP.

WE'RE GOING TO FIND THIS
THE BEST WE CAN.

I CAN TOTALLY FIND THIS.

THIS IS WHERE WE WERE.

WE'RE GOING
MORE OR LESS THIS WAY.

OKAY, WHAT'S YOUR CALL?

I MEAN, WHERE DO YOU THINK
WE'RE GOING?

I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

THIS IS, LIKE...

THIS IS GREEK TO ME.

Heather:
RIGHT.

IT'S USELESS.

EXACTLY.

SO, I'M JUST PUTTING MY, UH,
TRUST IN YOU

THAT YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS.

WELL, GOOD.

ALTHOUGH I GOT TO TELL YOU,
I DON'T FULLY TRUST YOU.

AND I...
NO, I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT.

WHAT?NOTHING--
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAVE

TO HAVE EVERY CONVERSATION
ON VIDEO, MAN.

TAPE SOME AMBIANCE.

'CAUSE WE'RE MAKING
A DOCUMENTARY.

NOT ABOUT US GETTING LOST.

WE'RE MAKING A DOCUMENTARY
ABOUT A WITCH.

I HAVE A CAMERA.

DOESN'T HURT

'CAUSE WE'LL ALL LOOK
BACK ON THIS

AND LAUGH HEARTILY,
BELIEVE ME.

Mike:
BABY STEPS, MAN,
BABY STEPS.

Heather:
JUST BREATHE AND DON'T
LOOK DOWN, MAYBE?

NO, YOU'VE GOT
TO LOOK DOWN.

YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO CRAWL.

I'M HITTING
THE CRAWL.

COOL.

THINK ABOUT HOW COOL
THE FUCKING CEMETERY

IS GOING TO BE WHEN
WE GET THERE.

THINK OF THE JOY
OF BEING IN A
REALLY GOOD FILM.

OKAY, SHUT
THE FUCK UP.

OKAY, I'M QUIET.

SHIT. HOW AM
I GOING TO DO THIS?

OKAY, MIKEY?

YEAH?

DUDE, THERE'S NO WAY
YOU'RE COMING ACROSS

WITH YOUR DAT
ON YOUR BELLY, MAN.

NO, WAY, MAN.

Josh:
THERE'S NO CHANCE.

Heather:
HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET
THE DAT ACROSS THEN?

IT'S REALLY
FUCKING HARD, MAN.

HOW ARE WE GOING TO
GET THE DAT ACROSS?

THAT SHIT THIS
MORNING WITH THE
MOSS WAS COOL.

THIS STUFF'S
SLIPPERY AS SHIT.

HOW ARE WE GOING TO
GET THE DAT ACROSS?

UM... I DON'T KNOW.

LET ME GET
OUT OF HERE

AND PUT
MY PACK DOWN.

Mike:
I'LL JUST GO
BACK AND FORTH.

YOU WANT TO GO
BACK AND FORTH?

YOU CAN DO IT
THAT WAY.

Mike:
I DIDN'T WANT TO DO
THIS AT ALL, BUT...

OKAY, WELL,
LET'S DO...

YEAH, WE'LL DO IT
BACK AND FORTH.

[ splash]

OH SH... WHAT'D
YOU DROP?

Josh:
I DIDN'T DROP
ANYTHING.

THE TREE JUST
BROKE ON ME.

OH, FUCK.

Heather:
WE'RE VERY, VERY,
VERY CLOSE NOW.

YOU GUYS EXCITED?

OKAY.

WHAT'S THIS?

Josh:WHOA.

WHAT IS THIS?

DUDE... GUYS?

DO YOU REMEMBER
SOMETHING

THAT MARY BROWN SAID
THE OTHER DAY?

WHAT WAS THE STORY
FROM THE BIBLE

THAT SHE WAS
TELLING US?

FUCK, I WASN'T
LISTENING TO HER

'CAUSE I THOUGHT
SHE WAS A LUNATIC.

IT WAS ESAU, BUT IT
WAS SOMETHING ABOUT
A PILE OF ROCKS.

Josh:
SHE WAS TOTALLY TELLING
US ABOUT HER ROCKS, MAN.

WELL, WHAT THE FUCK
WAS IT

ABOUT A
PILE OF ROCKS?

DOES ANYBODY
REMEMBER?

TO...

LIVE YOUR LIFE...

Josh:
THIS IS LIKE...

LIVE YOUR LIFE...

Josh:
LOOKS LIKE AN INDIAN
BURIAL GROUND, MAN.

Heather:
SEE, I DON'T KNOW
IF THIS COUNTS.

THREE... FOUR...

FIVE... SIX...

SEVEN.

Heather:
WITCHES IN DAYS GONE BY

WERE ROASTED JUST LIKE
MY VIENNA SAUSAGE.

FLAMES ARE LICKING YOU
LIKE THE DEVIL THERE, JOSH.

♪ SIT RIGHT BACK
AND YOU'LL HEAR A TALE ♪

♪ A TALE
OF A FATEFUL TRIP ♪

♪ THAT STARTED ON THIS
DESERT ISLE ♪

♪ ABOARD THIS TINY SHIP.

Heather:
YEAH, BUT THIS SHIP
HAS A GOOD CAPTAIN

NOT A FAT, BEER-GUZZLING
GUY IN A BLUE SHIRT.

Mike:
HE WASN'T BEER-GUZZLING.

Josh:
THEY HAD NO BEER
ON THE ISLAND, MAN.

IF THEY'D HAD BEER

THEY WOULD HAVE HAD,
LIKE, BIG-ASS ORGIES.

Heather:
YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE
THE CAPTAIN

AND MIKE'S KIND
OF LIKE YOUR GILLIGAN.

NO OFFENSE.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

I MEAN THAT
AS A COMPLIMENT.

GILLIGAN WAS
A FUNNY GUY.

THE CAPTAIN WAS FAT, THOUGH.

Heather:
WELL, OKAY.

LET'S CALL IT
A THIN CAPTAIN.

Mike:
LET'S NOT CALL IT
THE CAPTAIN ANYMORE

YOU ILLITERATE
TV PEOPLE.

IT'S THE SKIPPER.

[ Heather laughing]

NO MORE CAPTAIN.

OH, MY.

HERE WE ARE BACK
AT THE ROCK AGAIN.

THE ROCK THING.

THE CEMETERY DEAL.

Heather:
I JUST WANT TO BE CAREFUL
NOT TO GET IN THE FILM SHOT.

IT CERTAINLY IS ODD.

[ Heather gasps]

YOU DIDN'T JUST
KNOCK THAT OVER.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T
JUST KNOCK THAT OVER.

Josh:
I DIDN'T JUST
KNOCK THAT OVER.

THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.

LET ME PUT IT BACK.

CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.

Heather:
WHAT'D YOU THINK?

IT WAS... YOU KNOW,
THE SAME THING, ONLY DARKER.

Heather:
YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.

ALL RIGHT.

BAG IT UP,
PUT IT AWAY.

Heather:
HELLO?

[ tapping camera]

SHIT. NO LIGHT.

[ snapping]

WE WERE SLEEPING.

Josh:
DO YOU WANT THIS?

JUST KEEP IT BY
THE OPENING IN THE TENT.

SHH.

[ snapping]

LISTEN.

[ cracking]

HELLO?

HELLO?

IT'S ALL AROUND US.

THAT IS FUCKING WEIRD.

MICHAEL, ARE YOU SAYING
YOU'RE NOT COMING DOWN?

Michael:
I AIN'T GOING
DOWN THERE.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE I'M NOT.
I DON'T HEAR SH...

BECAUSE YOU'RE
FUCKING SCARED.

BECAUSE I DON'T HEAR
ANYTHING ANYMORE.

BECAUSE YOU'RE
FUCKING SCARED.

YOU COULD NOT DENY
HEARING IT.

GET YOUR ASS OUT.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

Josh:
THIS RAIN
FUCKING BLOWS, MAN.

Heather:
I KNOW.

IT'S RAINING
VERY HEAVILY.

THANK MY MOM

FOR GIVING ME RAIN GEAR
FOR MY 18th BIRTHDAY.

GOD BLESS HER.

WHAT DO YOU THINK
THAT WAS LAST NIGHT?

PERSONALLY?

YEAH.

I THINK IT WAS SOMEONE
FUCKING WITH YOUR HEAD.

BUT NOBODY KNOWS
WE'RE OUT HERE.

YEAH, BUT YOU EVER SEE
DELIVERANCE?

Heather:
DID YOU UNDERSTAND AT ALL
WHERE I WAS COMING FROM?

THAT I JUST WANTED...

WHATEVER IT WAS,
I DIDN'T KNOW...

YOU WERE FREAKING OUT.
YOU BUGGED ME OUT.

I WAS FREAKING OUT.

I WOKE UP
ALL OF A SUDDEN

AND SHIT'S
GOING DOWN.

ALL I CAN THINK
IS I GOT TO GET IT.

I GOT TO GET IT.

I WANT IT ON SOUND,
I WANT IT ON 16.

IF ANYTHING,
IF WE CAN SEE ANYTHING

I WANT TO SEE IT
ON 16.

WELL, IT SOUNDED TO ME

LIKE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE
RUNNING AROUND

AND I'M NOT DOWN WITH MESSING
WITH THE LOCALS OR WHATEVER.

I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL
WOULD COME OUT HERE.

WHAT BUGS ME OUT IS THAT
WE'RE SO DAMN DEEP IN THE WOODS

AND PEOPLE ARE GOING
TO TRY AND...

AND COME OUT HERE
AND MESS WITH US

THEN THEY GOT TO HAVE
SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM.

AND I'M NOT GOING
TO PLAY WITH THAT.

WELL, HOW DO WE
KNOW IT WAS PEOPLE?

WELL, EVEN IF IT WASN'T

I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY
WITH THAT, EITHER.

Heather:
FUCK, MAN.

THIS HAS BEEN
A VERY LONG DAY.

A VERY WET...
VERY LONG DAY.

NOBODY'S REALLY
SPEAKING TO ME

AT THE MOMENT.

DUDE, I DON'T REMEMBER
A PORTION OF THIS

FROM WALKING IN.

Heather:
WHAT?

I DON'T REMEMBER
A PORTION OF THIS

FROM WALKING IN
FROM THE CAR.

WELL, WE HAVE TO GO
A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY

TO GET BACK, BECAUSE
WE WENT AROUND

IN A CURVE
A LITTLE BIT.

I'M TELLING YOU GUYS,
TWO MORE HOURS MAX.

Josh:
IF THE WAY WE CAME IN
WAS A SHORTCUT

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GOING
BACK A DIFFERENT WAY?

BECAUSE WE HAVE
TO GO AROUND.

WE CAME... THAT WAS
THE MOST DIRECT WAY

TO HIT OUR
TWO LOCATIONS.

NOW, THIS IS THE MOST
DIRECT WAY BACK TO THE CAR.

SERIOUSLY, REALLY?

YES. SERIOUSLY.

YOU KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT'S GOING ON?

YES.

LET'S JUST KEEP GOING.

WE'LL WAIT FIVE MINUTES
AND DO A MAP CHECK.

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, WE JUST DID
A MAP CHECK

AND IT SEEMS LIKE

WE'RE STILL PRETTY
MUCH ON TRAIL.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.

NO, I THINK
WE'RE ALL RIGHT.

COME ON, LET'S JUST
KEEP GOING.

WE TOOK
A MAP READING.

WE JUST FOLLOW WHAT
THE COMPASS SAYS.

WE'RE GOING
STRAIGHT AHEAD.

WE'RE GOING THAT WAY.
THAT WAY.

Josh:
WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE
OF NOWHERE.

Heather:
WE'VE BEEN IN THE MIDDLE
OF NOWHERE FOR TWO DAYS.

THE CAR IS PARKED
IN THE MIDDLE OF
NOWHERE ALMOST.

Josh:
LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
THIS IS NOTHING.

OKAY, LET'S JUST
KEEP GOING, ALL RIGHT?

Heather:
I THINK WE
SHOULD CAMP.

Josh:
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

WHY? BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE WE'RE GOING?

NO, BECAUSE I THINK
WE'RE STILL A WAYS
OFF FROM THE CAR

AND IT'S GOING TO BE
GETTING DARK REAL SOON.

LOOK, I'M NOT
SAYING FOR CERTAIN...

WE'RE NOT CAMPING HERE.

MAYBE WE'RE NEAR THE CAR...GET US HOME.

TURN THE CAMERA OFF
AND GET US HOME.

GIVE ME
THE FUCKING MAP.

GIVE ME THE MAP.
HEATHER, GIVE ME THE MAP.

TURN THE CAMERA OFF
AND GIVE ME THE MAP.

Mike:
TURN THE CAMERA OFF
AND GET US HOME.

Heather:
I'M NOT TURNING
THE CAMERA OFF.

I WANT TO MARK
THIS OCCASION.

GIVE ME THE MAP.

Heather:
THE MAP IS IN
MY POCKET.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO WAIT A SECOND.

YOU WANT TO SEE
THE MAP?

Mike:
GODDAMN!

Heather:
SHUSH.

IF WE KEEP OUR
HEADS TOGETHER

WE'LL BE JUST FINE.

Mike:
FUCKING BULLSHIT!

Josh:
MIKE, CHILL.

Heather:
JUST RELAX, MIKE.

Mike:
DON'T FUCKING TELL ME
TO RELAX!

LET'S WALK UP, FIND A TREE
TO SIT UNDER

OR SOME SHIT, CHECK THE MAP...

Heather:
YES, CAN WE FIND
A PLACE TO SIT

TO CHECK
THE MAP, PLEASE?

Josh:
ARE YOU HAPPY?

Heather:
I'M NOT HAPPY, NO.

BUT THE CAR
IS NOT FAR.

WE'RE JUST NOT GOING
TO BE ABLE TO FIND
IT IN THE DARK.

Mike:
ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY,
POSITIVELY SURE?

YES.

I'M SO SORRY, MAN.

WE CAN PROBABLY STILL
GET THE DAT BACK TOMORROW.

Mike:
WE HAVE TO. WE HAVE TO.

WE WILL. WE WILL.

WE WILL GET
THE DAT BACK

BEFORE IT'S DUE
BACK TOMORROW.

Josh:
I'VE GOT TO GET
THE FUCKING CAMERA.

I GOT TO FUCKING WORK.

EVERYTHING WILL
GET BACK TOMORROW.

I GOT TO WORK.

I'M SUPPOSED TO BEAT WORK
TOMORROW AT 9:00, MAN.

I KNOW.

Josh:
IT'S FINE.
LET'S JUST GO TO SLEEP.

LET'S CAMP.

LET'S JUST
FUCKING CAMP, OKAY?

Heather:
SHH, SHH.
I WANT TO GET IT.

I WANT TO GET IT
FROM INSIDE THE TENT.

[ rustling]

WHATEVER IT WAS
LAST NIGHT

IT SOUNDS LIKE
THE SAME FUCKING THING.

[ tent zipper zipping]

WHERE'S MY BOOTS?

AW, FUCK, IT'S COLD.

HELLO?

[ snapping]

AW, SHIT.

IT'S FUCKING FREEZING.

THERE.

I HEAR IT.

Josh:
I DON'T HEAR SHIT.

[ snapping]

YOU HEAR THAT?

[ distant snapping]

SHIT.

HELLO?

OH, FUCK.

Mike:
I THINK IT'S
JUST A DEER.

IT COULD BE DEER,
I GUESS.

I DON'T FUCKING THINK
IT'S DEER, THOUGH, MAN.

IT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE
THE SHIT LAST NIGHT.

IT'S ON ALL SIDES OF US.

Mike:
IT'S GOT TO BE
JUST LIKE A DEER.

Josh:
IT WAS A DEER, MAN.

Heather:
I THINK IT WAS A...

Mike:
IT WASN'T LIKE LAST NIGHT.

[ snapping]

Heather:
SHH. SHH.

Mike:
DID YOU HEAR
ANYTHING?

YES! FUCKING LISTEN.

OKAY, LET'S GET IT
ON DAT.

LET'S GET IT
ON DAT.

BE QUIET.

Mike:
OKAY, IT'S ON.

OKAY.

[ snapping]

Josh:
JESUS CHRIST!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

SHH.

IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT SCARED
BY OUR YELLING.

[ snapping]

BUT IT SOUNDS
LIKE FOOTSTEPS.

Mike:I KNOW.

THAT'S A FUCKING PERSON.

MIKEY, I'M NOT SEEING
SHIT ON VIDEO.

I'M GOING TO LEAVE
THE REST FOR DAT, ALL RIGHT?

I'M GOING TO STAY
OUT HERE WITH YOU, THOUGH.

Mike:
YOU GOT TO FUCKING
STAY OUT HERE WITH ME.

I AM, I AM.

WHAT TIME IS IT?

IS IT FUCKING ANYWHERE
NEAR MORNING RIGHT NOW?

LET ME SEE...

PLEASE SAY IT'S
FUCKING 5:00

OR SOME SHIT.

3:00.

FUCK!

BULLSHIT.

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY
FUCKING CRAZY.

I'M SORRY, MIKE.

WE SHOULD BE OUT
OF HERE ALREADY.

THIS HAS GOT NOTHING...

NOTHING TO DO

WITH WHAT THE FUCK
WE'RE HERE FOR.

I SWEAR TO GOD,
THIS IS BULLSHIT.

Heather:
WOKE UP THIS MORNING
JUST, LIKE, TWO SECONDS AGO

AND THERE ARE PILES OF ROCKS
OUTSIDE OF OUR TENT.

THERE ARE THREE, ACTUALLY.

Josh:
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY FUCKING
POSITIVE THOSE WEREN'T THERE

WHEN WE CAMPED LAST NIGHT?

I AM SERIOUSLY FUCKING POSITIVE
THESE WERE NOT HERE.

HOW WOULD WE HAVE, LIKE,
JUST MADE A CAMPSITE

IN BETWEEN THREE PILES OF ROCKS
JUST BY COINCIDENCE?

YOU DON'T THINK
THIS IS STRANGE?

THIS IS WAY FUCKING WEIRD

BUT IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER
AT THIS POINT

BECAUSE ALL I WANT TO DO
IS GET TO THE GODDAMN CAR.

WHATEVER IT IS, MAN...
WHATEVER IT IS AT THIS POINT...

WHATEVER IT IS...
I KNOW, I KNOW.

WE HAVE TO GET BACK
TO THE CAR.

WE'RE OBVIOUSLY
NOT WANTED HEREOKAY, OKAY....

WE'RE GOING HOME.SO LET'S GET
THE HELL OUT.

WE HAVE TO GO-- WE HAVE
TO GET THE DAT BACK ANYWAY.

I REALIZE THAT.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.OKAY, LET'S GO.

LET'S GET THE DAT BACK.OKAY, WE'RE
OUT OF HERE.

LET'S GET OUR SHIT PACKED UP.
LET'S WALK.

WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

CAN WE JUST WALK?YES. WE'RE
OUT OF HERE.

OKAY. COOL.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE HAVE TO LEAVE

JUST WHEN SHIT'S HAPPENING.

HEATHER,
PUT THE FUCKING CAMERA DOWN.

LET'S PACK UP THE TENT.

OKAY! HANG ON.

LET'S GET THE FUCK
OUT OF THE WOODS, OKAY?

COME ON!

NO, I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED.

I'M JUST TIRED, I'M HUNGRY,
I'M FUCKING, LIKE...

I'M JUST FUCKING DONE, MAN.

ALL RIGHT.

I'M JUST FUCKING DONE.

DID YOU TAKE IT?

Josh:
NO, I DIDN'T TAKE
THE FUCKING MAP, MAN.

I'M-I'M NOT PLAYING
HEAD GAMES.

IF ANYONE'S PLAYING
HEAD GAMES

YOU'REPLAYING
HEAD GAMES.

BUT I'M NOT PLAYING
HEAD GAMES.

I DON'T HAVE IT;
WE HAVE TO GO.

I'M SERIOUS--
I DON'T HAVE IT.

ARE YOU
FUCKING SERIOUS?

I'M FUCKING SERIOUS.

I DON'T HAVE THE MAP,
OKAY?

HEATHER, THAT IS
SO NOT COOL, MAN.

I KNOW IT'S NOT COOL!

THAT IS
SO NOT COOL!

I KNOW IT'S NOT COOL.

THAT IS... THAT...

I MEAN THAT'S THE FUCKING,
LIKE, LEAST RESPONSIBLE THING

YOU COULD HAVE
POSSIBLY DONE, MAN.

I KNOW THAT.

Mike:
YOU REALLY
DON'T HAVE IT?

ONE OF YOU HAVE GOT
TO HAVE THE MAP.

Josh:
NO, I DON'T HAVE THE MAP.

WE GAVE IT BACK TO YOU
AFTER MAP CHECK YESTERDAY.

YOU'VE ALWAYS
HAD THE MAP.

I KNOW, AND I'VE ALWAYS HAD
THE MAP IN THE SAME PLACE

AND IF IT'S NOT THERE,
ONE OF YOU HAD TO HAVE TAKEN IT.

I'M NOT GOING
INTO YOUR FUCKING PANTS

TO GET YOUR
GODDAMN MAP, MAN.

I JUST CHECKED MY POCKET;
IT'S NOT IN MY PANTS!

LOOK, WOULD I GO IN
AND GET YOUR MAP?

ALL I WANT TO DO
IS GET OUT OF HERE, MAN.

I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND.

THAT'S ALL I WANT, TOO, MAN.Mike:
LET'S GO!

NO, YOU WANT TO STAY HERE,
YOU WANT TO FILM ROCKS

YOU WANT TO LOOK AROUND,
YOU WANT TO FUCKING, LIKE

LET'S GO!GET THIS,
YOU WANT TO GET THAT.

WHICH WAY
ARE WE WALKING?THAT WAY.

DUDE, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE FUCKING WOODS!

WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE GODDAMN WOODS!

WE CAN WALK ANY WAY...

WE'RE GOING THIS WAY
'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY

WE'VE BEEN GOING
FOR A FUCKING DAY.

WE'RE GOING THIS WAY,
AND THAT'S IT.

WE GOT TO COME ACROSS
SOMETHING.

Josh:
I GAVE YOU BACK
THE MAP, HEATHER.

I GAVE YOU THE MAP.

I GAVE YOU BACK
THE MAP!

LET'S JUST GO.

ALL I'M SAYING IS,
WE CAN MOVE AS FAST AS WE WANT

BUT IF WE HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE
WHERE WE'RE MOVING TO

THEN IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER,
DOES IT?

WE'RE FOLLOWING
THE CREEK

AND MIKE SEEMS
SATISFIED WITH THAT.

WOULD YOU GUYS
STOP IT?!

[ Heather grunts
and pants]

Mike:
WE ARE FUCKED,
WE ARE DONE

WE ARE DEAD,
WE'RE FUCKED.

I'M JUST GOING TO STAY HERE.

WHEN YOU GUYS FIND SOMEBODY

TELL THEM I'M UNDER THIS TREE
WITH THE VINE.

ALL BLAME ASIDE...

THIS IS REALLY FUCKED UP.

Heather:
I KNOW.

Mike:YEAH.
I KNOW.

WE REALLY,
REALLY NEED TO
WORK TOGETHER.

I REALIZE THIS.EXACTLY.
EXACTLY.

OKAY. SO WE DEAL
WITH THE FACT

THAT MY CAMERA'S NOT
GOING TO BE BACK

YOUR DAT's NOT
GOING TO BE BACK.

NO BLAME FROM NOW ON
ABOUT THAT SHIT.

LOOK-- SERIOUSLY,
THE AREA'S NOT THAT FUCKING BIG.

EXACTLY.

IT'S VERY HARD TO GET LOST
IN AMERICA THESE DAYS

AND IT'S EVEN HARDER
TO STAY LOST.

SO, WE HAVE THAT
ON OUR SIDE.

WHAT?

WELL, WE'RE DOING A
PRETTY GODDAMN GOOD
JOB OF BEING LOST.

AT THIS POINT,
WHEN YOU'RE NOT HOME TODAY

WHEN I'M NOT HOME TODAY, PEOPLE
ARE GOING TO START NOTICING.

LIKE, MY GIRLFRIEND
IS DEFINITELY GOING TO NOTICE

THAT I'M NOT BACK TODAY, AND
THAT I HAVEN'T FUCKING CALLED.

I MEAN, IF I CALLED,
IT WOULD BE ONE THING.

BUT, YOU KNOW,
IF I JUST GET BACK--

LIKE, DON'T GET BACK, PERIOD--

AND I DON'T CALL,
SHE'S GOING TO NOTICE

WHICH MEANS THAT BY TONIGHT,
IF WE HAVEN'T FOUND SHIT

SOMEONE'S GOING TO BE LOOKING
FOR US.

OH, NO!

DON'T COME THIS WAY.

GO ANOTHER WAY.

GO DOWN THERE.

I JUST GOT MY WHOLE SHIT WET.

[ Mike laughing]

Heather:
OH, SHIT.

WELL, LET'S TRY
THIS WAY.

Josh:
I DON'T THINK YOU WANT
TO TRY THIS WAY.

I THINK YOU WANT
TO TRY THE OTHER WAY.

IF WE DIDN'T HAVE
THESE FUCKING PACKS

IT WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER.

I DON'T MEAN TO LAUGH.

Josh:
MY FEET ARE WET.

Heather:
ARE YOU... IS THAT
MICHAEL LAUGHING?

Josh:
SHUT THE FUCK UP
AND CROSS THE STREAM.

[ laughing]

Heather:
HE'S LAUGHING.

MICHAEL, THAT IS
THE FIRST TIME

I'VE HEARD YOU
LAUGH IN DAYS.

[ Michael laughing]

Heather:
I'M REALLY HAPPY
YOU FIND IT VERY AMUSING

THAT I'M GOING TO BE
INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE

FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

AW.... DUDE, UNCOMFORT
JUST DOES NOT EVEN...

[ laughing]

CAN WE KEEP GOING, PLEASE?

[ laughing]

NO, WE'RE GOING
TO CHILL OUT.

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
TO GET TO THE CAR.

OH, BOY!

OKAY, COME ON.
LET'S GET UP HERE.

OH, SHIT.

YOU GUYS WEREN'T LYING TO ME
ABOUT THE MAP, WERE YOU?

'CAUSE THIS JUST SEEMS LIKE
YOU GUYS ARE HAVING

JUST A LITTLE BIT
TOO MUCH FUN FOR MY TASTE.

OH, HEATHER,
HEATHER...
WE'RE GOING A
LITTLE STIR CRAZY.

HEATHER, HEATHER, IF YOU
MAKE ME YELL AT THIS POINT

I'M REALLY GOING TO HAVE
TO YELL AT YOU, MAN.

COME ON, SERIOUSLY,
IF YOU HAVE THE MAP

I JUST WANT TO KNOW
THAT YOU HAVE IT.

THAT WOULD JUST MAKE ME HAPPY
JUST TO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE IT.

HEATHER...

IF I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE IT,
AND I CAN AT LEAST SEE IT

I WILL FEEL MUCH BETTER.

ALL WE'RE TRYING TO DO
IS BE COOL WITH YOU.

WELL, I FIND IT VERY COOL
THAT I GET LAUGHED AT

BECAUSE MY SHOES ARE WET
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

I FIND IT
FUCKING HILARIOUS.

[ Josh and Mike laughing]

HEATHER, DUDE,
ALL OUR SHOES ARE WET.

WE WERE LAUGHING
AT THE SITUATION.

FINE.

WE'RE FUCKING HUNGRY,
WE'RE FUCKING TIRED.

WHAT THE HELL ELSE
YOU KNOW WHAT?

ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO
AT THIS POINT?

[ laughing]:
I KICKED THE FUCK--

I'M SORRY, IT'S FUCKED UP,
IT'S FUCKED UP--

BUT I KICKED THAT FUCKING MAP
INTO THE CREEK YESTERDAY.

IT WAS USELESS.

I KICKED THAT FUCKER
INTO THE CREEK.

[ laughing]

Heather:
I FUCKING HOPE
HE'S KIDDING.

AAH-HOO! WOW!

Josh:
MIKE?

OH, SHIT!

I REALLY FUCKING HOPE
HE'S KIDDING.

MIKE, ARE YOU KIDDING?

I REALLY FUCKING HOPE
HE'S KIDDING.

MIKE, ARE YOU
FUCKING KIDDING?

I'M SORRY, MAN.
I'M SORRY.

YOU'VE GOT TO
BE KIDDING ME.

YOU HAVE GOT TO
FUCKING BE KIDDING ME!

YOU THINK THIS IS
A FUCKING GAME?!

GET THE FUCK
OFF ME, MAN!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

ARE YOU OUT OF
YOUR FUCKING MIND?!

NO, I'M NOT OUT OF MY MIND!

THAT MAP WASN'T DOING SHIT
FOR US.

DO YOU REALIZE--
NOT TO YOU--

BUT I KNEW WHAT THE FUCK
THAT MAP SAID!

I'M SORRY!

YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!

I'M SORRY.

YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
AND IF WE...

THAT MAP WASN'T DOING SHIT
ALL DAY!

IF WE GET HURT OR WE DIE OUT
HERE, IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT!

IT IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU COULD BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!

WHAT THE FUCK
WERE YOU THINKING?!

YOU'RE JUST FUCKING
WITH MY SHIT HERE!

OKAY, NO...
I'M NOT, I'M NOT...

I'M NOT!
THAT MAP WAS USELESS!

IF THIS WAS
YOUR OWN...

THAT MAP WAS USELESS!

IT WAS
USELESS TO YOU!

OKAY...
OKAY.

THIS IS NOT WHY
I BROUGHT YOU
OUT HERE, MAN.

I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE MAP, MAN.

WHAT CAN I SAY?

"SORRY"?THE MAP WASN'T DOING SHIT.

PLEASE, JUST
DON'T SAY SORRY.

THE MAP WAS NOT
WORTH SHIT TO YOU.

I KNEW EXACTLY
WHERE WE WERE
ON THAT MAP.

IT WASN'T WORTH SHIT
TO BOTH OF YOU. I ASKED YOU...

LISTEN TO ME!I KNEW EXACTLY WHERE
WE WERE ON THAT MAP!

YESTERDAY I ASKED YOU
WHAT FUCKING RIVER WE WERE ON.

YOU SHUT UP OR I'M GOING
TO FUCKING STICK YOUR HEAD...

TURN THIS FUCKING CAMERA OFF!

GIVE ME
THE COMPASS.

YOU'VE BETRAYED US
ALL BEYOND...
WAY FUCKING BEYOND...

BULLSHIT, MAN.
GIVE ME THE COMPASS.

YOU BETRAYED US
WHEN YOU COULDN'T

GET US OUT OF THE WOODS
LAST NIGHT.

YEAH, THANKS.

Josh:
CAN I HOLD
THE FUCKING COMPASS NOW?

NO!

CAN I HOLD
THE FUCKING COMPASS?

NO. I BOUGHT
THE COMPASS.

IF YOU WANTED
A COMPASSI DON'T GIVE A SHIT...

YOU SHOULD HAVE
BOUGHT YOUR OWN
FUCKING COMPASS.

YOU FUCKED US UP.
HE FUCKED US UP.

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU CAN'T ADMIT
LET'S JUST KEEP
WALKING SOUTH.

THAT YOU'VE BEEN SCREWED FROM
THE MOMENT WE GOT OUT HERE, MAN.

BECAUSE I HAVEN'T!
BECAUSE I HAVEN'T.

Heather:
WHY ARE WE STOPPED?

[ panting]

WHY ARE WE STOPPED?

DOES...
DOES ANYBODY HAVE A...

JUST DON'T.
JUST DON'T.

DOES ANYBODY HAVE A REASON
WHY WE'RE STOPPED?

THAT'S ALL
I'M ASKING YOU.

WHAT ABOUT THE PLAN
TO KEEP GOING SOUTH?

WE ALL SEEMED VERY HAPPY
WITH THAT PLAN.

WHY IS THAT NOT...
A THING ANYMORE?

[ sighs]

[ softly]:
OH, JESUS CHRIST.

[ sniffling]

WHAT?

Mike:
THERE'S ALL SORTS
OF STUFF DOWN HERE!

WHAT KIND OF STUFF?

LIKE, VOODOO SHIT.

WHAT?!

LIKE, VOODOO STUFF.

IT'S HANGING ALL
OVER THE GROUND.

NO WAY.

Mike:
IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE.

HOLY SHIT.

[ panting]

COME UP HERE, QUICK!

I NEED TO USE THE C.P.

YEAH, THERE'S ALL SORTS
OF SHIT UP HERE, MAN.

THIS IS
FUCKING CRAZY SHIT.

PLEASE, I GOT TO
GET THIS ON 16.

Josh:
TAKE THE FUCKING CAMERA.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

Josh:
JESUS CHRIST,
THAT'S FUCKING CREEPY.

Mike:
THIS IS NO REDNECK.

NO REDNECK IS THIS CREATIVE.

CAN WE GET OUT
OF HERE NOW?

Josh:
YEAH, PLEASE?

OKAY, I'VE GOT EVERYTHING
ON VIDEO, MAN.

OH, JESUS CHRIST, I DIDN'T EVEN
FUCKING SEE THESE, MAN.

THAT'S IT, HEATHER.

HEATHER, YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH, MAN.
LET'S GO.

Mike:
THAT'S ENOUGH! STOP TAPING!

PLEASE, STOP TAPING!

Josh:
LET'S GO!

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY,
WE'RE LEAVING RIGHT NOW.

OKAY. OKAY, WE'RE
OUT OF HERE.

WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

I'M LEAVING.

Mike:
COME ON! TURN IT OFF!

[ yells]

HELP!

PLEASE, HELP US!

HELP US!

THIS IS NOT THE WAY
TO GET OUT OF HERE.

FUCK!

FUCK!

I THINK IT'S SAFE
TO SAY AT THIS POINT

THAT WE'RE LOST

AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.

I THINK WE SHOULD ALL GET
INSIDE THE TENT.

ALL RIGHT.

Mike:
LET'S NOT LIGHT
A FIRE TONIGHT.

YEAH.

BECAUSE TWO NIGHTS
IN A ROW WE'VE LIT A FIRE.

WE DIDN'T LIGHT ONE
THE FIRST NIGHT...

...AND NOTHING HAPPENED.

AND NOTHING HAPPENED.

WE LIGHT FIRES, THEY KNOW.

I HAVEN'T HEARD
ANYTHING FOLLOW US.

WE SHOULD EVEN TURN
THAT LIGHT OFF, TOO.

ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.

Josh:
SERIOUSLY, MAN.

ANYTHING THAT'S GOING

TO ATTRACT IT TO US
AT THIS POINT.

OKAY. LET'S JUST GO
TO SLEEP.

[ distant whispering voices]

[ gasping]

OH, GOD.

[ zipping tent]

WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

[ eerie hooting]

[ gasps]

[ eerie voice]

Mike:
OH, JESUS!

[ gasps]

JESUS CHRIST,
LITTLE KIDS.

WHAT WAS THAT?

OH, JESUS CHRIST.

I'M GOING TO PUT
JEANS ON.

OH, JESUS! OH, JESUS!

TAKE THE VIDEO CAMERA.

NO, GET THE DAT READY.

Josh:
I'M GOING TO TAKE
THE VIDEO CAMERA.

I WANT TO RECORD
THIS SHIT.

[ voice laughing]

Mike:
OH, DEAR GOD!
OH, DEAR GOD!

SHH! SHH! SHH!

Mike:
GO! FUCKING GO!

OH, GOD! GOD!

FUCKING GOD!

HURRY UP!

I'M COMING!

MY BOOTS AREN'T LACED!

OH, MY GOD!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!

[ gasping]

[ panting]

OH, SHIT!

OH, MY GOD!

[ panting]

MIKE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

OH, SHIT.

Mike:
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF.

TURN THAT LIGHT OFF.

TURN IT OFF, JOSH.

SHH.

ALL LIGHTS OFF.
ALL LIGHTS OFF.

ALL LIGHTS OFF.
ALL LIGHTS OFF.

[ whispering]:
I'M SOAKING.

THAT'S OKAY.

WHAT'S THAT?

WHAT THE FUCK IS
GOING ON?

WHAT THE FUCK IS
GOING ON?

DID YOU HEAR
THAT BABY SCREAMING?

Josh:
SHH! SHUT THE FUCK UP.

THERE'S NO FUCKING BABY
OUT THERE.

Heather:
YES, THERE WAS.

THERE'S NO FUCKING BABY
OUT THERE.

SHH. OKAY. OKAY.

Mike:
I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING
SINCE WE RAN AWAY.

OH, MY GOD, IT'S COLD.

WE SHOULD BE
QUIET, OKAY?

OKAY, OKAY.

WE SHOULD BE QUIET.

I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING
ANYMORE.

WE SHOULD GO BACK.

Mike:
HOW LONG HAVE
WE BEEN HERE?

I DON'T KNOW.

A FUCKING HOUR.

THE SUN'S UP.

WE'RE OKAY NOW.

Mike:
LET'S JUST GET BACK.

LET'S PACK SHIT UP.

LET'S GET OUT.

OKAY.

WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?

Heather:
WHERE'S MY PACK?

Mike:
YOUR PACK IS RIGHT THERE.

WHERE'S MY PACK?

WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?

HOW COME WE'RE GETTING
FUCKED WITH LIKE THIS?

Mike:
THEY JUST OPENED IT UP.

THEY SPILLED ALL
MY FUCKING WATER.

THAT LOOKS
LIKE SLIME, MAN.

IT'S JUST WATER, MAN.

OH, IT ISSLIME.

WHAT THE FUCK
IS THAT?

IT'S SLIME, DUDE.

LET'S GET THIS
SHIT PACKED UP

AND GET OUT OF HERE.

COME ON, HEATHER.

TURN THAT THING OFF.

HEATHER, COME ON.

HEATHER, LET'S
MOVE IT.

I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN ANYTHING ANYMORE.

I KNOW! I KNOW!

SO, TURN IT OFF.

RELAX FOR JUST A SECOND.

HAVE WE GOTTEN
EVERYTHING HERE?

LIKE I GIVE A SHIT.

WHOSE SHIT WAS
THROWN AROUND?

IT'S MY SHIT!

WHO SPECIFICALLY?

MY SHIT.WHY YOU?

LET'S GO! LET'S GO.

ARE YOU NOT SCARED ENOUGH?!

NO, BUT WHY YOU?

PUT THE CAMERA DOWN.

THIS IS NOT FUNNY.

THIS IS...

DO I LOOK LIKE I'M
LAUGHING AT ALL?

NO, BUT YOU'RE GOING AROUND

DOING YOUR DOCUMENTARY
THING,MAN.

YOU'RE STILL DOING
YOUR FUCKING THING.

DON'T FUCKING...!

THEN TURN THE
GODDAMN THING OFF!

IF YOU BITE ME
ONE MORE TIME

I WILL THROW YOU
IN THE FUCKING WOODS.

YOU TOUCH MY CAMERA
ONE MORE TIME

I'LL BITE YOU AGAIN.

TURN THAT THING OFF!

SORRY.

I DIDN'T
MEAN IT, OKAY?

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M FINE. I JUST...

I WANT TO GO HOME,
BUT IT'S IMPORT...

I JUST WANT
TO GET WHAT WE CAN.

WHAT THE FUCK?

IS THIS POSSIBLE?

OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

HERE I GO.

I HATE CROSSING STREAMS
ON LOGS.

IF I NEVER CROSS
ANOTHER STREAM

ON A LOG FOR THE REST
OF MY LIFE

I WILL DIE
A HAPPY GIRL.

Josh:
I SEE WHY YOU LIKE
THIS VIDEO CAMERA SO MUCH.

YOU DO?

IT'S NOT QUITE REALITY.

Mike:
REALITY SAYS
WE GOT TO MOVE.

Josh:
NO, BUT IT'S TOTALLY LIKE
A FILTERED REALITY, MAN.

IT'S LIKE YOU CAN PRETEND
EVERYTHING'S NOT QUITE

THE WAY IT IS.

Mike:
JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE FOR NOW.

WE NEED TO GO.

JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE
FOR FIVE MINUTES.

MIKE...

JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE.

FIVE MINUTES.

COME ON. HE'S LOST IT.

I KNOW THAT

BUT WE'RE ALL
ON THE BRINK OF
OF LOSING IT.

I KNOW WE ARE.

WE GOT TO TAKE CARE
OF EACH OTHER

AND THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE
TAKING CARE OF HIM

IF WE'RE GOING TO THROW
THE CAMERA IN HIS FACE

IF HE'S CRYING.

I KNOW THAT.

I KNOW YOU KNOW.

I KNOW WE'RE BOTH
ABOUT TO LOSE IT

BUT LET'S TRY AND KEEP
THE LAST WITS WE HAVE.

WE HAVE TO...

I UNDERSTAND WE HAVE TO GO.
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.

IT'S HARD FOR ALL
OF US TO HOLD
IT TOGETHER.

WE NEED TO GET OUT
OF HERE IN ONE PIECE

AND THIS IS NOT HELPING.

YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME
ANYTHING I DON'T KNOW.

JUST LET HIM HAVE HIS...

DOES ANYBODY HAVE
A CIGARETTE?

NO, MAN.

NO, THERE'S NONE LEFT.

NOBODY HAS ANY CIGARETTES?

WE'RE OUT.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS BLUE
JELLY SHIT ALL OVER MY SHIT?!

LET'S GO.
LET'S GO.

IF WE KEEP GOING
SOUTH, WE WILL GET OUT.

PLEASE?

I DON'T WANT TO SET UP CAMP
ANOTHER FUCKING NIGHT, MAN.

JOSH, NONE OF US DO.

I KNOW. I KNOW YOU DON'T.

Mike:
WHATEVER IT IS IS
GOING TO COME BACK.

WE KNOW THAT
FOR A FACT.

WE DON'T KNOW THAT
FOR A FACT.

IT CAME THREE
NIGHTS IN A ROW

AND IT'S GETTING
WORSE EVERY NIGHT.

I WOULD LOVE
TO HEAR THIS RIGHT NOW.

I REALLY WOULD.

I'M JUST TRYING TO SAY,
THAT, YOU KNOW

WE HAVE TO...
I KNOW.

...RATIONALLY SAY.

THEY MIGHT VERY WELL
GO ON FOREVER

COMPARED TO OUR FOOTSTEPS.

NOT, NOT POSSIBLE.

NOT POSSIBLE
IN THIS COUNTRY.

Josh:
WHY IS IT NOT POSSIBLE?

BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA
AND IT'S NOT POSSIBLE.

WE'VE DESTROYED
MOST OF OUR NATURAL RESOURCES.

LET'S JUST KEEP GOING.

♪ AMERICA, AMERICA,
GOD SHED YOUR GRACE ON ME! ♪

Josh and Mike:
♪ WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED

♪ AT THE TWILIGHT'S
LAST GLEAMING. ♪

NO, THAT'S THE
TREE WE CROSSED.

THAT TREE IS DOWN.

THAT'S THE SAME ONE.

OH, GOD!

Heather:
NO. OH, NO.

YOU'VE GOT TO BE
KIDDING ME!

THIS IS A JOKE!

NO...

THIS IS NOT FUNNY!

MIKE, JUST PLEASE STOP.

PLEASE... PLEASE STOP.

PLEASE STOP.

PLEASE STOP.

OH, NO!

NO.

NO, MIKE, IT'S NOT
THE SAME LOG.

IT'S NOT
THE SAME LOG, MIKE.

THE SAME ONE!

LOOK, IT'S NOT.

IT IS! OPEN YOUR EYES!

IT'S NOT
THE SAME LOG.

[ sobbing]:
IT'S NOT...

IT'S NOT THE SAME LOG.

FUCK.

[ Heather sobbing]

FUCK!

IT'S THE SAME LOG.

FUCK!FUCK!

IT'S THE SAME LOG.

FUCK... YOU... GOD!

IT'S THE SAME LOG.

[ sobbing continues]

OKAY.

IT'S OKAY.

IT'S OKAY.

IT'S OKAY.

IT'S OKAY.

WHERE DO YOU
WANT TO GO TO CAMP?

I GUESS TODAY,
SOUTH DIDN'T WORK OUT

SO TOMORROW,
WE'LL GO EAST.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY, JOSH.

HOW THE FUCK DID WE WALK SOUTH
ALL DAY AND WIND UP...?

WE'VE WALKED SOUTH
ALL DAY, OKAY?

WE WALKED SOUTH
ALL FUCKING DAY.

I DON'T KNOW HOW
WE ENDED UP HERE.

DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO
SOMETHING OR SAY SOMETHING?

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, JOSH?

JOSH?

Josh:
I WANT TO MAKE
MOVIES, HEATHER.

ISN'T THAT WHAT
WE'RE HERE TO DO?

LET'S MAKE
SOME MOVIES.

FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU. REALLY.
FUCK YOU.

PLEASE, LET'S
NOT FIGHT. PLEASE.

COME ON, I CAN'T.

I CAN'T LISTEN TO FIGHTING.

I CAN'T FIGHT.

WE'RE SCREWED AND THAT'S IT.

PLEASE STOP FIGHTING.

BOTH OF YOU.

UM, I'LL DO
THE FIRST WATCH.

I GOT FIRST WATCH.

Josh:
COME ON, YOU CAN

DO BETTER THAN THAT.

Mike:
THIS IS NOT THE PLACE

OR THE TIME, GUYS.

WE HAVE THINGS TO
PREPARE FOR HERE.

OKAY, HERE'S
YOUR MOTIVATION.

YOU'RE LOST,
YOU'RE ANGRY IN THE WOOD

AND NO ONE HERE
IS HERE TO HELP YOU.

THERE'S A FUCKING WITCH
AND SHE KEEPS LEAVING SHIT

OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR.JOSH.

THERE'S NO ONE
HERE TO HELP YOU.

SHE LEFT LITTLE TRINKETS.JOSH.

YOU FUCKING
TOOK ONE OF THEM.

SHE RAN AFTER US.

THERE'S NO ONE
HERE TO HELP YOU.

JOSH!

WE WALKED
FOR 15 HOURS TODAY.

WE ENDED UP
IN THE SAME PLACE.

THERE'S NO ONE
HERE TO HELP YOU.

JUST STOP.JOSH!

THAT'S YOUR
MOTIVATION!

WOULD YOU PLEASE... STOP?

THAT'S YOUR
MOTIVATION.

PLEASE STOP.

JOSH.

JUST QUIT IT.

SHE'S HAD ENOUGH.

COME ON, MAN, YOU GOT
HER BACK. GOOD ONE.

NO, SHE'S STILL
MAKING MOVIES, MAN.

THAT'S MY POINT.

PLEASE STOP.

THIS IS
MY POINT HERE.

IT'S ALL I FUCKING
HAVE LEFT, OKAY.

JUST PLEASE STOP.

PLEASE STOP.

JUST PLEASE STOP YELLING
AT ME, PLEASE.

COME ON, I'M
FUCKING TIRED

OF CRYING
ALL DAY HERE.

WE GOT TO THINK
LIKE HUMAN BEINGS.

WE HAVE THINGS
TO PREPARE FOR.

WE GOT TO MAKE SHIFTS.

WE GOT LOTS TO DO.

YOU GOING TO WRITE US
A HAPPY ENDING, HEATHER?

COME ON, MAN,
TURN IT OFF.

YOU'RE GETTING
LIKE SHE WAS.

COME ON,
TURN IT OFF.

Josh:
DUDE, I CAN'T
BELIEVE WE'RE

EVEN STITCHING
THOSE PANTS

AT THIS
POINT, MAN.

WELL, UH, I'M
COLD, MAN.

I KNOW.

I HEAR YOU.
I KNOW.

THE SMALLEST COMFORTS
WE CAN GET ARE GOOD.

DOESN'T IT JUST
SEEM ABSURD, THOUGH,
AT THIS POINT?

YES, IT DOES.

A LOT OF THINGS
SEEM ABSURD.

LIKE SLEEPING
RIGHT WHERE WE

WERE PRETTY MUCH
SLEEPING LAST NIGHT.

THAT, THAT'S JUST FUCKING
ME UP, PERIOD.

THAT'S JUST FUCKED UP, MAN.

THAT'S JUST...

I'M SORRY, MAN.

YOU CHILL. IT'S
ALL RIGHT.

I'M SORRY, HEATHER.

IT'S OKAY.

WHO WANTS A
CHEESEBURGER?

I DO. I DO.

I GOT A CHEESEBURGER
IN MY BACK POCKET.

YEAH, YEAH.

Heather:
CAN I HAVE A LIGHT
TO CUT THIS?

YOU KNOW WHAT
I FUCKING LOVE?

WHAT?

MASHED POTATOES.

ME, TOO.

MY MOM'S
MASHED POTATOES.

YOU'LL HAVE THEM AGAIN
VERY SOON.

MY MOM'S
MASHED POTATOES

AND A PIECE OF ASS.

Heather:
JOSH!

FUCK, MIKE, WE NEVER
GO OUT OF EARSHOT.

JOSH!

Mike:
HOLD ON, CALM DOWN.

HOW COULD I...?

[ screaming]:
JOSH!

[ screaming]:
JOSH!

JOSH!

HE'S PROBABLY AT THE
RIVER OR SOMETHING.

IF HE WAS AT THE RIVER,
HE COULD HEAR ME FROM HERE.

JOSH!

JOSH!

SHH. GOT TO WAIT
FOR HIM TO RESPOND.

DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT HE SAID YESTERDAY?

WHAT?

ABOUT, ABOUT THIS SHIT
ON HIS BAG--

ABOUT HOW...

[ screaming]:
JOSH!

LET'S GO. WE
GOT TO FIND HIM.

COME ON.

WE CAN'T EVEN
FIND THE CAR!

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE
GOING TO FIND JOSH?

HEATHER, COME ON.

NO. NO.

COME ON, COME ON.

I'M FINE.

COME HERE, COME ON.

RELAX, RELAX.

ALL RIGHT,
WE'LL RELAX.

WE'LL BREAK
DOWN THE TENT.

WHEN HE'S BACK, WE'LL
BE READY TO GO, OKAY?

I'M LOSING
MY MIND, MIKE.

JOSH HASN'T
COME BACK.

[ Mike in distance]:
HEATHER!

I'M OVER HERE, MIKE.

OKAY.

I DON'T KNOW
IF JOSH RAN OFF.

I DON'T...

ALL HIS SHIT'S HERE.

I'VE GOT THE CAMERA.

I DON'T KNOW
HOW THE FUCK

I'M GOING TO HIKE
WITH THAT CAMERA, BUT...

YOU SURE YOU
WANT TO TAKE

THAT FUCKING CAMERA?

WE'VE GOT TO
TAKE THE CAMERA.

HOW DO YOU
FEEL ABOUT EAST?

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT EAST?

WELL, SOUTH
DIDN'T WORK.

WHICH WICKED WITCH WAS WORSE--

THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST
OR THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST?

THE WICKED WITCH
OF THE WEST

WAS THE BAD ONE.

WELL, LET'S GO EAST.

WHAT THE HELL'S THAT?

JOSH?

JOSH!

WE'RE GOING TO PUT UP
THE TENT NOW.

I'M GOING TO HAVE
A MEATBALL.

JUST ONE MEATBALL?

AND A LONG,
RED GLASS OF WINE.

YEAH, I WOULD DEFINITELY

HAVE A WHOLE FUCKING
BOTTLE OF BORDEAUX.

AND A FRESH PACK OF SMOKES.

SMOKES WOULD
BE GOOD

AND A LONG,
HOT BATH.

AND A BIG PUMPKIN PIE.

A BIG PUMPKIN PIE?

WITH ICE CREAM?

WARM, WITH
MILKY ICE CREAM.

YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING
TO DO ON A SUNDAY?

UM, IT USED TO BE DRIVE
TO THE WOODS AND GO HIKING.

[ laughing]

BUT, UM... I THINK THAT...

I THINK YOU CAN
SCRATCH THAT OFF.

THAT MIGHT CHANGE NOW.

[ distant shout]

Heather:
OH, GOD.

SHOULD WE GO FOR HIM?

IS IT A TRICK?

[ agonized shouts]

JOSH?!

[ unzipping tent zipper]

JOSH!

IT'S STOPPED.

JOSH!

WHERE'S IT
COMING FROM?

JOSH!

JOSH, WHERE ARE YOU?!

TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE!

[ shouting]

OH, MY GOD!

NO.

[ whispers]:
STOP NOW.

DO YOU THINK
THAT IT'S THEM

FUCKING WITH US?

JOSH!

[ shouts]

IS IT OVER HERE?

NO, IT'S OVER HERE.

JOSH!

WE'LL LOOK FOR HIM.

[ whimpering]

[ shouts]

I DON'T KNOW IF
IT'S REALLY HIM.

I DON'T KNOW IF
IT'S REALLY HIM.

JOSH!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE TO LOOK.

JOSH!

TELL ME WHERE
YOU ARE, JOSH!

MIKE?

HMM.

PLEASE DON'T FALL ASLEEP.

I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP.

WHATEVER IT IS,
KNOWS THAT JOSH IS GONE.

IF THAT WAS JOSH

HE WOULD HAVE SAID
WHERE HE WAS.

WELL, WHATEVER IT WAS,
SOUNDED LIKE JOSH.

I JUST WANT TO SHOW
THAT MIKE IS HERE.

HE'S SLEEPING.

OH, SHIT.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

MIKE?

WHAT?

THERE'S SOMETHING
OUT HERE.

[ Heather gasping with fright]

OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.

OKAY, I'M JUST
GOING TO MOVE IT

FROM THE FRONT
OF THE TENT.

GET RID OF IT.

OKAY...
I'M TAKING IT AWAY.

I'M TAKING IT AWAY
FROM THE FRONT OF THE TENT.

I'M JUST, UM, DOING IT...

OKAY.

WE'LL JUST KEEP WALKING.

OKAY?

OKAY.

JUST KEEP WALKING.

OKAY.

I FOUND SOME CIGARETTES.

I FOUND THEM ALL THE WAY
AT THE BOTTOM OF MY PACK.

WHICH MEANS WE'RE STILL ALIVE,
'CAUSE WE'RE SMOKING.

OKAY.

[ Heather whispering]:
I HAVE TO BE VERY QUIET...

IT'S ALL FULL OF BLOOD.

[ loud gasp]

[ screams and gasps]

[ whimpering]

NO.

[ frightened gasping]

[ crying]

SHIT... SHIT.

SHIT...

SHIT.

OH, MY GOD...

OKAY...

OKAY.

OKAY, SEE.
OKAY...

YEAH?!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M OKAY.

I'M JUST WASHING
MY HANDS OFF.

WHAT?

I'M JUST WASHING
MY HANDS OFF.

I'M FINE.

I'M GOING TO
PUT MY GLOVES ON...

I'M GOING TO PUT MY GLOVES
ON MY HANDS.

I'M GOING TO PUT
MY GLOVES ON MY HANDS.

I'M GOING TO PUT MY GLOVES
ON MY HANDS.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M OKAY... OKAY.

OKAY.

I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY.

YOU NEED HELP?

NO... NO,
I DON'T NEED ANY HELP.

I'M OKAY.

WHAT HAPPENED?

NOTHING.
NOTHING HAPPENED.

I'M JUST VERY HUNGRY
AND I'M VERY TIRED

AND I'M VERY SCARED

AND I JUST WANT TO GO HOME,
OKAY?

OKAY.

BUT I'M FINE
AND WE'RE BOTH OKAY.

[ crying]:
OKAY.

OW. MY HAIR'S CAUGHT.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.

OKAY.

2,130 GAMES--

ONE MORE SEASON
AND CAL RIPKEN IS KING!

CAL RIPKEN IS KING!

AND I WON'T GET TO SEE IT

'CAUSE I'LL BE IN THE WOODS!

TELL ME YOU'RE NOT
EATING A DRY LEAF.

[ chuckles]

I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE
TO MIKE'S MOM AND JOSH'S MOM

AND MY MOM...

AND I'M SORRY TO EVERYONE.

I WAS VERY NAIVE.

I AM SO, SO SORRY FOR EVERYTHING
THAT HAS HAPPENED

BECAUSE IN SPITE
OF WHAT MIKE SAYS NOW

IT IS MY FAULT

BECAUSE IT WAS MY PROJECT

AND I INSISTED...
I INSISTED ON EVERYTHING.

I INSISTED THAT WE WEREN'T LOST.

I INSISTED THAT WE KEEP GOING.

I INSISTED THAT WE WALK SOUTH.

EVERYTHING HAD TO BE MY WAY

AND THIS IS WHERE
WE'VE ENDED UP

AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF ME
THAT WE'RE HERE NOW--

HUNGRY... AND COLD...
AND HUNTED.

[ weeping]

I LOVE YOU, MOM AND DAD.

I AM SO SORRY.

[ soft grinding noise]

WHAT IS THAT?

[ crying]

I'M SCARED TO CLOSE MY EYES.

I'M SCARED TO OPEN THEM.

OH, GOD.

I'M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE.

YOU GOT IT?

YOU READY?

Man:
SOMEBODY!

OH, JESUS CHRIST.

PLEASE DON'T GO
OUT THERE.

[ unzipping tent zipper]

OKAY.

YOU READY?

HERE, TAKE THIS LIGHT.

Man:
PLEASE!

IT'S OKAY.

IT CAN'T BE HIM.

[ man talking in distance]

SHIT.

Man:
PLEASE, FOLLOW MY VOICE!

HOLY SHIT...
IT'S A HOUSE.

HOLY SHIT.

WATCH YOUR STEP.

HOLY SHIT.
HOLY SHIT.

JOSH?

MIKE...
MIKE... MIKE.

MIKE?

COME ON.

MIKE, WHERE ARE YOU?

COME ON.
IN THE HOUSE.

MIKE, DO NOT GO IN THERE,
PLEASE.

[ man yelling in distance]

MIKE...

MIKE?

[ man in distance]:
MIKE!

MIKE, PLEASE.

MIKE, WHERE ARE YOU?

I'M RIGHT HERE!

WHERE IS HE?

MIKE, PLEASE DON'T...!

IS HE IN HERE?

NO.

[ man screaming]

OH, JESUS.

WHERE IS HE?

ARE YOU GOING UPSTAIRS?

[ distant yelling continues]

I HEAR HIM.
I HEAR HIM.

I HEAR YOU!

JOSH?!

OH, I'M GOING
UPSTAIRS!

[ whimpering]:
OH, GOD... OH...

[ distant screaming]

YOU HEAR THAT?

WHERE IS HE?

WHERE ARE YOU?!

COME ON. JOSH?

I HEAR HIM DOWNSTAIRS.

COME ON!

I HEAR HIM DOWNSTAIRS!

MIKE!

COME ON!

MIKE!

JOSH!

WAIT!

OH, SHIT.
OH, SHIT.

JOSH?

MIKE!

JOSH? JOSH, IS THAT
YOU DOWN THERE?

MIKE!
MIKE!

[ whimpering]:
JOSH...

MIKE!

MIKE!

MIKE!

MIKE!

MIKE! MIKE!

[ crying]

[ hysterically]:
MIKE! MIKE!

MIKE!

MIKE! MIKE! MIKE!

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