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Greetings, Princess Diana.

I hope you had a safe journey.

I am Cassia, the liaison for your visit.

The princess is not used to traveling

in such stormy condition.

My apologies.

This is our off season.

But the storms will not interfere in your vacation

here at Pleasure Station.

Of that, I can assure you both.

Terra's my bodyguard, not my companion.

I see.

Well, we have many activities to keep your bodyguard occupied

while you may entertain yourself privately.

That won't be necessary.

I would just like to make sure you know who the client is.

Of course, Princess.

Welcome to Pleasure Station, where your every fantasy

becomes real.

Doesn't look very inviting.

This is merely our greeting bay.

I assure you the rest of the station

will be much more to your liking.

The princess has very specific needs.

We call it the head.

I understand the princess's desires completely.

All preparations have been made as requested.

And if I can personally be of any assistance,

please don't hesitate to call upon me.

That won't be necessary.

I will attend to any of the princess's needs.

Terra, I can speak for myself.

Of course, Princess.

It's your security I'm most concerned for.

I understand, but please know the Pleasure Station

has one of the largest security forces in the sector.

You have absolutely nothing to fear.

Thank you, Cassia.

Terra is paid to worry about me.

Now I'd like to get on with my vacation.

Time here is short.

As you wish, Princess.

Please follow me.

Oh, and I hope you didn't bring a swimsuit.

There's something about her that I don't like.

How do we know we can trust her?

Terra, you're always so suspicious.

She's just an employee.

Every time an attractive woman comes around,

out come your claws.

It's not that, Your Highness.

It's just...

there's something about her.

I feel like I've seen her before.

I'd like to see more of her.

But for now, I'm going to have to go.

I'd like to see more of her.

But for now, put your suspicions aside

and let me enjoy myself.

Of course, Princess.

I hear the pleasure droids of Exeter are like none other.

Let's find out.

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You've slowed down.

Does that mean we've entered a friendly solar system

where we'll be welcomed and meet new friends

who will protect us from Aria's evil plans to kidnap me?

Um, no.

It means the engine's on fire.

Damn it.

Now what?

We only have one choice.

We have to jettison ourselves off of this ship

and take our chances.

Chances?

But where?

There's a planet straight ahead.

[engine revs]

Where is she?

I don't know.

They must have found a way to escape.

How is that possible?

We have the place surrounded.

Perhaps they stole one of the escape shuttles.

Alluding my trained fighters?

I don't believe it.

I'm afraid it's true, Aria.

We've had reports of one small ship slipping through.

It must be them.

Do you know what this means?

That I won't be vacationing in Guelutron this week.

When they find out we don't have the princess held hostage,

our asses won't be worth a clod-nickel.

What do we do?

You've got to find her and bring her to me.

In the meantime, I'll pretend as if we really do have her.

That's still off the counter-attack for now.

But you need to hurry.

I can't get busted again.

I'm on my third strike.

I'll do my best, Master.

All royal family members have an implanted tracking chip in them.

Use that and it'll lead you right to her.

Isn't this amazing? Just look at it.

Let me guess. 4,500 new numbers you've never seen before.

Better than that, 4,800.

Every day I send dozens of messages out into space.

Every day I wait for someone to answer back.

Colette called from Uranus on line two.

You're killing me, Jake.

I know to you this is all trivial, but to me this is important.

I know something's going to happen, something big.

I haven't seen anything big from you in days.

Susie, I'll make time for you this weekend.

Right now I gotta wait to see if someone in the outer reaches of space

wants to instant message me.

Trust me, babe. E.T.'s not phoning home.

If you're bored, why don't you just go home? Call it a day.

It's not that I'm bored, Jake.

The only time I get to see you is when I hang out here.

That's not true. We do live together.

No, we don't. I live in a big house with a big, comfy bed.

And you live here in UFO Central.

The search for extraterrestrial life is a thankless one, but it's my job.

To look for UFOs where there are none.

I wish you could see how important this is.

If I were to actually make contact with an honest-to-God UFO, I'd be

famous.

I could write my own ticket to the top of the scientific slaw keep.

I know, I know. It's just you spend so much time studying the heavenly

bodies.

What about me? What about this body?

You know I can't concentrate when you do that.

Well...

How about now? Is this better?

Susie...

Come on, baby. I want your rocket.

And I want it to blast off right now.

You know, sometimes you can be very persuasive.

I want you to produce a real UFO.

An unbelievable fucking orgasm.

I think I see one coming right now.

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What's that?

It's probably the microwave.

That's the atmospheric disturbance meter.

It's causing a ripple in the upper stratosphere.

You don't think?

It could be.

It looks like something's trying to break into our orbit.

A UFO, please.

Maybe. I have to start recording this.

You do that. I'm stepping outside.

Susie, you smoke after sex?

I don't know. I never looked.

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We must transport to the surface.

But we must do it quickly. Hold me tight.

Not now, Tara. Can't we do that later?

No, hold me tight so we can transport together. Quickly.

Oh, right. Okay, I'm ready.

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Holy shit!

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Well, that could have been worse.

If only I knew where we were.

What a strange place this is.

Look!

Well, that's just great.

There goes our wheels.

Suggestions?

We need to find food and shelter. And a place to pee.

Do you have a device that will help us do such a thing?

Yes, Your Highness.

Heads. This way.

I saw it. I saw it.

So what?

The UFO or whatever it is.

Where?

It was falling from the sky and it was on fire and it blew up when it hit

the hills.

Blew up?

Yeah! Kapow! Nothing, nothing but smoke.

Pretty sure all you saw was a meteorite. It happens all the time.

But in broad daylight?

Well, that's unlikely, but that's probably all it was.

Too bad. I was really hoping for more.

Jake, this was no shooting star.

Well, you're right. Let's go home. I can't take any more of this today.

Okay, but don't give up, babe. The truth is out there.

Thank you.

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You can run through a million star systems, but you can't hide from me,

little princess.

Cassia to Master Arya, come in.

I've located the princess on the third planet from the Star of Braxxus.

Come in, Arya.

Hello?

What is she doing?

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Look, princess.

Praise Targas.

Perhaps we can take shelter there.

It's a primitive construction.

Not much curb appeal, but we're in no position to be choosy.

It will allow us to regroup our thoughts and plan our next move.

But what if we encounter an alien race?

Let me do the talking.

Got it.

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Time to put this baby on autopilot and do a little hooter hunting.

Autopilot activated.

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What place is this?

It looks like a food storage facility.

A kitchen?

Yes. Are you hungry?

I could eat a mahar.

What is this?

It looks like my cousin.

Ah, look, princess.

Good work, Tara.

Let's eat.

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Agent Daniels, come on in.

You asked to see me, sir?

Yeah, take a seat there.

What can you tell me about the UFO tracking station at Santa Mira Springs?

To be honest, not much.

It's been pretty hush-hush.

Sparsely maintained.

No tangible results from the center have been reported.

At least, none that I'm aware of.

Until now.

Until now?

Intel has it that something big came out of the sky there and crashed

today.

The problem is I haven't heard anything from the center.

That's strange.

Do you have any idea what it was?

Not at all.

There's also reports that something strange entered our orbit within a

half hour of the crash.

Something totally unexplained.

And you'd like me to go check it out?

Right.

I've been trying to get a hold of Jake Johnson.

He's the scientist who runs the center up there, but no luck so far.

Now, I don't know.

Maybe he didn't come in today.

Maybe he took the afternoon off and went home.

I just don't know.

Got it.

I'll go visit the center.

Negative, Agent.

I want you to go straight out to his house.

He's very isolated.

There's no cell phone, there's no computer, nothing.

But I think he's our best hope.

If he's out there, sir, I'll find him.

And Daniels, if you do find him, and he knows something,

I'm depending on you to keep it zipped.

You can count on me, sir.

Good.

What?

Why is the door open?

I don't know.

Do you smell that?

Yeah.

Did you leave the oven on again?

Of course not.

What the hell is going on here?

Greetings, Earthlings. How?

How?

Earthlings?

I think maybe you better start explaining.

Well, we got lost.

Lost?

Just completely lost.

And we came upon your construction.

Beautiful place. Really nice.

And no one was here.

Not a soul.

So we thought maybe you wouldn't mind?

Is it okay?

We can leave. It's not a problem.

I'm just so confused.

Your clothes... everything is just so strange.

Are you guys from Centerville?

I got dressed in a hurry. I was being kidnapped.

Kidnapped?

Yes, you are dressing Her Royal Highness,

Princess Diana of Altan IV,

and I am her bodyguard, Terra.

You're kidding me, right?

I don't kid.

Susie, you think it could be...

Oh, that thing that crashed in the hills.

No, this is fantastic.

This is what I've always dreamed about.

I can't believe it.

I mean, they do look pretty fantastic.

All right.

Oh, my God.

Okay, ladies, uh, please finish your meal,

and we can have a little chat.

Please.

Susie, do you know what this means?

The two big titty-twits cleaned out our kitchen,

and now we have to go grocery shopping.

No. I mean, what if they really did come

on a spaceship here from another galaxy?

You really think either one of those two has the intelligence

to find their way out of the Kmart parking lot?

Stranger things have happened.

Name one.

All right, let me start again.

What if they're telling the truth?

Maybe they did escape from outer space.

They look like they escaped from a Fredericks catalog.

Either way, it's not bad.

There's only one way I can prove it.

I need to test their clothes.

I'll bet they're made of fabric that's not of this earth.

How are we supposed to get their clothes?

Here, girl, think of something.

What?

This is our room.

You can change in here.

So, please explain to me again why you guys want my clothes.

Well, if you really are from another solar system,

the fabric of the clothes will prove its alien composition.

I have to study it, run some tests.

All right, if it proves that we're telling the truth,

you could borrow some of my stuff while he runs tests.

I'll let you ladies sort things out.

Take your time.

Do you need some help?

Yeah.

Your hands are so soft.

They're really beautiful.

You think so?

Not many people see me like this.

I'm the royal bodyguard, and I'm not allowed to indulge in such things.

Nobody's ever touched you like this before?

No, but I've seen it many times.

Maybe we should do a little experiment of our own.

Okay.

Okay.

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But why don't we start by you not pointing that thing at me?

OK.

But no funny business.

Hey, no funny business.

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Hey, pal. Tailgating's illegal in this quadrant.

I've never seen a species quite like you before.

I know what to do with a man.

Let me do the talking.

Greetings, earthlings. How?

Come on. Let's try the loading dock.

Maybe we can hijack an escape shuttle.

Time to put this baby on autopilot and do a little hooter hunting.

I am Cassia, the liaison for your visit.

Cassia, this is Aria.

Come in.

Alluding my trained fighters?

I don't believe it.

Is everything ready as planned?

I haven't seen anything big from you in days.

The two big titty-toys cleaned out our kitchen and now we have to go

grocery shopping.

Yeah, good pal. Nothing, nothing but smoke.

To me, this is important. I know something's gonna happen. Something's big.

Huh.

When you say so. You mean a man. You never seen a man before?

MIB headquarters, this is Agent Daniels. Paging for General Randall.

Yes. They're very friendly.

But you need me. I can help.

What can you tell me about the UFO tracking station at Santa Mira Springs?

On the deck?

Yeah.

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