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Hi, Daddy.

Hi, honey. Boy, I'm still not used to somebody calling me "Daddy."

Just like a month ago you were saying "Step-Dad."

Whatever.

You needed a midnight snack too?

No, I, um, I came to get some more milk. I had a bad dream.

Well, bad dream? You want to talk about it?

You're going to make fun of me.

Of course not.

You promise not to laugh?

I promise. You can trust me, honey.

Well, in this dream, you left me a mom for your secretary.

Well, you know I would obviously never do that in real life, right?

I want to trust you, but it's just, you spend so much time at your office,

you're barely over here.

I realize since I got this latest promotion, I've had to spend a bit more

time at work,

but really that's only so I can give you two the best possible life.

So you don't want to leave mom for that young hot secretary?

Of course not.

I know your biological father abandoned you two, but I'm not him. I'm

never going to leave you two.

Let your daughter take care of you, Daddy.

I...

[crying]

I'm not sure about this.

Don't be a daddy. I'm going to let her find out.

Make sure your mind's sharing.

[crying]

Oh shit, it's so big.

Why did they taste it?

I don't know if that's right.

Oh God, it's not right.

Oh my God.

This is so wrong.

[crying]

Do you like that, Daddy?

Oh my God, that is really good.

[crying]

Oh God.

[crying]

[crying]

Mmm.

[crying]

Keep things nice and wet for Daddy.

[crying]

Oh my God.

[crying]

Wow.

You sure do take after your mother.

[crying]

Oh my God, Daddy.

[crying]

I love how you touch me like that.

Is this the job?

Yeah.

[crying]

Oh, this is so great.

Oh my God.

It's so fucking tight.

Oh my God, baby.

I thought you were asleep already.

I was, but I just got thirsty, so I was going to get some water.

Ah.

Well, no, here.

You don't have to go get it.

Use this.

Okay, thank you.

So you coming to bed?

Um, yep.

I'll be right up.

Okay, well come on.

Let's go to the other bed.

Yeah, I'll be right behind you.

I've got to clean this up and everything.

Okay.

Okay, we've got to get back to bed.

We should just pretend like this never happened.

Okay?

Okay, Daddy.

All right.

Good night.

Get to bed.

[crying]

[music]

[music]

[knocking]

[music]

Hi, Daddy.

Maria, what are you doing in here?

Can I sleep in here tonight, please?

Sleep?

Yes, I'm going to have another bathroom, please.

[sigh]

I don't want to go to bed.

She's not going to be hurt.

Come on.

I can't do it.

I can't do it.

Can't you just sleep in here, okay?

Please.

Guys, I can't do so much of that downstairs.

Come on.

Oh my God.

I can't do that.

Don't be a wuss.

Come on.

[sigh]

Okay.

What if she woke up right now?

What if she did?

You better be quiet.

It's already hard.

[sigh]

Let's see.

I don't know.

It's quiet, honey.

I don't think this is a good idea.

You better be quiet.

I don't want to wake her up, do you?

[sigh]

[sigh]

[sigh]

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(gulps)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(spits)

(sighs)

(mumbles)

(sighs)

(sighs)

Oh my god, that does look really good.

Making me fucking drool.

(sighs)

Oh fuck.

(sighs)

I taste so good, daddy.

(sighs)

Ah, yes.

(sighs)

(sighs)

Yeah, that's a good girl.

(gulps)

(sighs)

(gulps)

Ah.

(gulps)

(sighs)

(gulps)

(sighs)

Oh my god.

(sighs)

(sighs)

I'm gonna fuck you some more, daddy.

You're gonna be crazy.

She's right here.

That's such a bad idea.

Shh, just be quiet.

Be quiet.

(sighs)

Oh my god, it's okay.

(sighs)

I'm sorry, I can't help myself.

(sighs)

Here, here.

(sighs)

Shh, shh, shh.

Be quiet.

(sighs)

(breathing heavily)

(breathing heavily)

(breathing heavily)

- Yes, daddy, yes, yes, yes.

- Oh, my god.

- Look, look, look.

- Oh, god.

(breathing heavily)

(breathing heavily)

(breathing heavily)

- Hi.

(breathing heavily)

(gasps and Barry shushes)

(chuckles)

(sighs, Marvels Doom happy birthday music)

(panting)

(sobs)

(sobs)

(mumbles)

(chokes)

(sighs)

(panting)

(claps)

(panting)

(whistles)

(claps)

(panting)

(whispering)

(panting)

(whispering)

(panting)

(whispering)

(panting)

(whispering)

(panting)

(whispering)

(panting)

(claps)

you

Oh

you