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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 - 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 - 3 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:13,305 ( R&B MUSIC PLAYS ) 4 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:20,688 >> OH, MAN, D.C. 5 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,230 >> OH, MAN, D.C. IS ALWAYS REMARKABLE. 6 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:24,191 >> OH, MAN, D.C. IS ALWAYS REMARKABLE. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU COME, 7 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:25,317 IS ALWAYS REMARKABLE. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU COME, HOW YOU COME, 8 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:27,027 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU COME, HOW YOU COME, D.C. IS ALWAYS BUSY. 9 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,523 LIFE IS SHORT, YOU BETTER 10 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:05,566 LIFE IS SHORT, YOU BETTER ENJOY IT WHILE YOU GOT IT. 11 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:06,734 LIFE IS SHORT, YOU BETTER ENJOY IT WHILE YOU GOT IT. STOP BEING UNGRATEFUL 12 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,027 ENJOY IT WHILE YOU GOT IT. STOP BEING UNGRATEFUL ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME. 13 00:01:08,027 --> 00:01:09,152 STOP BEING UNGRATEFUL ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME. >> MONEY MIKE ON 14 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:10,529 ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME. >> MONEY MIKE ON "FRIDAY AFTER NEXT," 15 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:11,530 >> MONEY MIKE ON "FRIDAY AFTER NEXT," "WILD 'N OUT," 16 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:12,781 "FRIDAY AFTER NEXT," "WILD 'N OUT," "PIMP CHRONICLES," 17 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,033 "WILD 'N OUT," "PIMP CHRONICLES," "AMERICAN HUSTLE," 18 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:15,116 "PIMP CHRONICLES," "AMERICAN HUSTLE," "FIRST SUNDAY. 19 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:17,077 "AMERICAN HUSTLE," "FIRST SUNDAY. D.C., GET ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING 20 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,246 "FIRST SUNDAY. D.C., GET ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FEET AND GIVE IT UP TO 21 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:21,790 D.C., GET ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FEET AND GIVE IT UP TO KATT WILLIAMS! 22 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:24,209 FEET AND GIVE IT UP TO KATT WILLIAMS! ( RAP MUSIC PLAYS ) 23 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:17,512 >> OKAY, GOD DAMN IT. 24 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,180 >> OKAY, GOD DAMN IT. WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS BITCH, 25 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:19,807 >> OKAY, GOD DAMN IT. WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS BITCH, D.C., 26 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:20,432 WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS BITCH, D.C., SHIT. 27 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:21,850 D.C., SHIT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 28 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,352 SHIT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU, GOD DAMN IT. 29 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:25,896 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU, GOD DAMN IT. OH. 30 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:28,816 THANK YOU, GOD DAMN IT. OH. OH. 31 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:41,202 TO THE REST OF THE WORLD, THIS 32 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:45,457 TO THE REST OF THE WORLD, THIS IS WHAT D.C. LOOKS LIKE. 33 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:48,919 TO THE REST OF THE WORLD, THIS IS WHAT D.C. LOOKS LIKE. ( LAUGHTER ) 34 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,504 IS WHAT D.C. LOOKS LIKE. ( LAUGHTER ) AND THAT'S WONDERFUL 'CAUSE IT'S 35 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:53,381 ( LAUGHTER ) AND THAT'S WONDERFUL 'CAUSE IT'S BEAUTIFUL, AND Y'ALL REALLY DO 36 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:56,343 AND THAT'S WONDERFUL 'CAUSE IT'S BEAUTIFUL, AND Y'ALL REALLY DO HAVE SOME HISTORICAL, WONDERFUL 37 00:02:56,343 --> 00:03:00,055 BEAUTIFUL, AND Y'ALL REALLY DO HAVE SOME HISTORICAL, WONDERFUL PLACES TO LOOK AT. 38 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,640 HAVE SOME HISTORICAL, WONDERFUL PLACES TO LOOK AT. WHAT YOU DON'T FIND OUT TILL 39 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,642 PLACES TO LOOK AT. WHAT YOU DON'T FIND OUT TILL YOU'RE ACTUALLY IN D.C.. 40 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:06,520 WHAT YOU DON'T FIND OUT TILL YOU'RE ACTUALLY IN D.C.. ( LAUGHTER ) 41 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,396 YOU'RE ACTUALLY IN D.C.. ( LAUGHTER ) ...IS THAT WHILE YOU LOOKING AT 42 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:12,693 ( LAUGHTER ) ...IS THAT WHILE YOU LOOKING AT THIS, D.C. IS ACTUALLY BEHIND 43 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:16,488 ...IS THAT WHILE YOU LOOKING AT THIS, D.C. IS ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU, AND D.C. LOOK LIKE THIS 44 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,490 THIS, D.C. IS ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU, AND D.C. LOOK LIKE THIS WHAT'S GOING ON, MY NIGGAS? 45 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,993 YOU, AND D.C. LOOK LIKE THIS WHAT'S GOING ON, MY NIGGAS? WHOO! 46 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:25,288 WHAT'S GOING ON, MY NIGGAS? WHOO! D.C. -- NOTHING FUCKING LIKE IT. 47 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:26,498 WHOO! D.C. -- NOTHING FUCKING LIKE IT. I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. 48 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,457 D.C. -- NOTHING FUCKING LIKE IT. I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE BEEN 49 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:28,500 I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE BEEN WONDERFUL. 50 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,835 Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE BEEN WONDERFUL. BEFORE I GET STARTED, WHAT A 51 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,252 WONDERFUL. BEFORE I GET STARTED, WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING PLEASURE IT IS 52 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:32,713 BEFORE I GET STARTED, WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING PLEASURE IT IS WITH ALL THE HATING GOING ON IN 53 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,173 MOTHERFUCKING PLEASURE IT IS WITH ALL THE HATING GOING ON IN THE WORLD, TO BE SURROUNDED BY 54 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:36,299 WITH ALL THE HATING GOING ON IN THE WORLD, TO BE SURROUNDED BY THIS MANY REAL MOTHERFUCKERS A 55 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,634 THE WORLD, TO BE SURROUNDED BY THIS MANY REAL MOTHERFUCKERS A ONE GODDAMN TIME. 56 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,636 THIS MANY REAL MOTHERFUCKERS A ONE GODDAMN TIME. IT IS CERTAINLY A PLEASURE - 57 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,680 ONE GODDAMN TIME. IT IS CERTAINLY A PLEASURE - CERTAINLY A FUCKING PLEASURE 58 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,974 IT IS CERTAINLY A PLEASURE - CERTAINLY A FUCKING PLEASURE I GOT A -- THERE'S SO MUCH GOING 59 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,559 CERTAINLY A FUCKING PLEASURE I GOT A -- THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, AND I 60 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,685 I GOT A -- THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, AND I NEED TO SAY, THE REAL 61 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,311 ON IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, AND I NEED TO SAY, THE REAL MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE 62 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,855 NEED TO SAY, THE REAL MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE SELFISH 63 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,565 MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE SELFISH IN 2008. 64 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,025 TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE SELFISH IN 2008. YOU'RE NOT SELFISH ENOUGH. 65 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:54,735 IN 2008. YOU'RE NOT SELFISH ENOUGH. MOTHERFUCKERS GO ALL DAY TRYIN 66 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,444 YOU'RE NOT SELFISH ENOUGH. MOTHERFUCKERS GO ALL DAY TRYIN TO PLEASE OTHER PEOPLE AND SHIT, 67 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:58,113 MOTHERFUCKERS GO ALL DAY TRYIN TO PLEASE OTHER PEOPLE AND SHIT, AND YOU FORGETTING, YOU GOT TO 68 00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,781 TO PLEASE OTHER PEOPLE AND SHIT, AND YOU FORGETTING, YOU GOT TO PLEASE YOUR STAR PLAYER -- THE 69 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,241 AND YOU FORGETTING, YOU GOT TO PLEASE YOUR STAR PLAYER -- THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT'S IN THE 70 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,784 PLEASE YOUR STAR PLAYER -- THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT'S IN THE MIRROR, LOOKING AT YOU EVERY 71 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:03,577 MOTHERFUCKER THAT'S IN THE MIRROR, LOOKING AT YOU EVERY GODDAMN DAY. 72 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,245 MIRROR, LOOKING AT YOU EVERY GODDAMN DAY. THAT NEED TO BE THE MOTHERFUCKER 73 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,538 GODDAMN DAY. THAT NEED TO BE THE MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT 74 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:07,789 THAT NEED TO BE THE MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT "NIGGA, HOW ARE YOU DOIN 75 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:08,415 YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT "NIGGA, HOW ARE YOU DOIN TODAY? 76 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:09,833 "NIGGA, HOW ARE YOU DOIN TODAY? NIGGA, FUCK WHAT THEY TALKIN' 77 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:10,458 TODAY? NIGGA, FUCK WHAT THEY TALKIN' ABOUT. 78 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:12,252 NIGGA, FUCK WHAT THEY TALKIN' ABOUT. SOME OF Y'ALL NIGGAS IS MEAN TO 79 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,129 ABOUT. SOME OF Y'ALL NIGGAS IS MEAN TO YOURSELVES, SAY TERRIBLE SHIT TO 80 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:14,838 SOME OF Y'ALL NIGGAS IS MEAN TO YOURSELVES, SAY TERRIBLE SHIT TO YOURSELF. 81 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:17,340 YOURSELVES, SAY TERRIBLE SHIT TO YOURSELF. I LIE TO ME EVERY MORNING IN THE 82 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:19,801 YOURSELF. I LIE TO ME EVERY MORNING IN THE MIRROR, JUST RIDICULOUS LIES, TO 83 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,220 I LIE TO ME EVERY MORNING IN THE MIRROR, JUST RIDICULOUS LIES, TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 84 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:23,138 MIRROR, JUST RIDICULOUS LIES, TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. JUST, "NIGGA, DID YOU CATCH 85 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,140 MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. JUST, "NIGGA, DID YOU CATCH GROWTH SPURT LAST NIGHT, NIGGA 86 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,059 JUST, "NIGGA, DID YOU CATCH GROWTH SPURT LAST NIGHT, NIGGA YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BE 87 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:28,602 GROWTH SPURT LAST NIGHT, NIGGA YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BE 5'5 1/2" TODAY, NIGGA. 88 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,771 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BE 5'5 1/2" TODAY, NIGGA. THIS IS A TALL DAY FOR YOU. 89 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,814 5'5 1/2" TODAY, NIGGA. THIS IS A TALL DAY FOR YOU. YOU BETTER SAY SOME SHIT IN 2008 90 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,775 THIS IS A TALL DAY FOR YOU. YOU BETTER SAY SOME SHIT IN 2008 TO MOTIVATE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING 91 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,610 YOU BETTER SAY SOME SHIT IN 2008 TO MOTIVATE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SELF 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE A REAL 92 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,695 TO MOTIVATE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SELF 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER, THEY HATE YOU WITH 93 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,572 SELF 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER, THEY HATE YOU WITH EVERY FUCKING THING THEY GOT. 94 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:41,698 MOTHERFUCKER, THEY HATE YOU WITH EVERY FUCKING THING THEY GOT. THEY CAN'T STAND IT. 95 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,242 EVERY FUCKING THING THEY GOT. THEY CAN'T STAND IT. THEY HATE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, 96 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:44,910 THEY CAN'T STAND IT. THEY HATE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, WHAT YOU'RE WEARING, WHAT YOU'RE 97 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:46,453 THEY HATE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, WHAT YOU'RE WEARING, WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING, WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT 98 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,621 WHAT YOU'RE WEARING, WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING, WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT 99 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,081 DRIVING, WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THEY FUCKING HATE IT, AND YOU 100 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:50,665 WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THEY FUCKING HATE IT, AND YOU GONNA HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT' 101 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:51,499 THEY FUCKING HATE IT, AND YOU GONNA HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT' THE WAY IT IS. 102 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:52,667 GONNA HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT' THE WAY IT IS. HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT A 103 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,294 THE WAY IT IS. HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT A MOTHERFUCKER LOOKING AT YOU WITH 104 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,629 HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT A MOTHERFUCKER LOOKING AT YOU WITH "I JUST CAUGHT THE STOMACH 105 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,131 MOTHERFUCKER LOOKING AT YOU WITH "I JUST CAUGHT THE STOMACH VIRUS" FACE? 106 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:58,048 "I JUST CAUGHT THE STOMACH VIRUS" FACE? YOU EVER JUST OUT OF YOU 107 00:04:58,048 --> 00:04:58,924 VIRUS" FACE? YOU EVER JUST OUT OF YOU PERIPHERAL JUST CAUGHT A 108 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,259 YOU EVER JUST OUT OF YOU PERIPHERAL JUST CAUGHT A MOTHERFUCKER JUST... 109 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:08,934 LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU REALLY 110 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:09,768 LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU REALLY FUCK WITH THEM -- 111 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,186 LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU REALLY FUCK WITH THEM -- THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IS SUPPOSED 112 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:11,812 FUCK WITH THEM -- THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 113 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,105 THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. YOU GOT TO REMEMBER TO LAUGH IN 114 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:13,730 TO HAPPEN. YOU GOT TO REMEMBER TO LAUGH IN 2008. 115 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,107 YOU GOT TO REMEMBER TO LAUGH IN 2008. YOU AIN'T GOT TO WAIT FOR 116 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:15,732 2008. YOU AIN'T GOT TO WAIT FOR A JOKE, 117 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,358 YOU AIN'T GOT TO WAIT FOR A JOKE, THE HATER IS THE GODDAMN JOKE. 118 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:18,610 A JOKE, THE HATER IS THE GODDAMN JOKE. SOON AS YOU SEE THAT 119 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,195 THE HATER IS THE GODDAMN JOKE. SOON AS YOU SEE THAT MOTHERFUCKER, YOU SUPPOSED TO 120 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:21,655 SOON AS YOU SEE THAT MOTHERFUCKER, YOU SUPPOSED TO LAUGH IMMEDIATELY, JUST... 121 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,448 MOTHERFUCKER, YOU SUPPOSED TO LAUGH IMMEDIATELY, JUST... ( LAUGHS ) 122 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,075 LAUGH IMMEDIATELY, JUST... ( LAUGHS ) I KNOW WHY YOU MAD, NIGGA. 123 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:26,367 ( LAUGHS ) I KNOW WHY YOU MAD, NIGGA. I KNOW WHY YOU MAD. 124 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:27,661 I KNOW WHY YOU MAD, NIGGA. I KNOW WHY YOU MAD. ♪ IT MIGHT BE BUGS ♪ 125 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:28,912 I KNOW WHY YOU MAD. ♪ IT MIGHT BE BUGS ♪ ♪ ON THE REST OF YOU MUGS ♪ 126 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,205 ♪ IT MIGHT BE BUGS ♪ ♪ ON THE REST OF YOU MUGS ♪ ♪ BUT IT AIN'T NO BUGS ON ME ♪ 127 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:30,831 ♪ ON THE REST OF YOU MUGS ♪ ♪ BUT IT AIN'T NO BUGS ON ME ♪ AH. 128 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,540 ♪ BUT IT AIN'T NO BUGS ON ME ♪ AH. I KNOW WHY YOU'RE MAD, NIGGA 129 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,251 AH. I KNOW WHY YOU'RE MAD, NIGGA YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE HAPPY AND 130 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,044 I KNOW WHY YOU'RE MAD, NIGGA YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE HAPPY AND BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR PLAYER 131 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,879 YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE HAPPY AND BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR PLAYER 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS IS ON 132 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:38,797 BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR PLAYER 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS IS ON SOME BULLSHIT. 133 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,548 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS IS ON SOME BULLSHIT. IF YOU WATCH TV, ALL THEY WANT 134 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,259 SOME BULLSHIT. IF YOU WATCH TV, ALL THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS THE ELECTION. 135 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:43,760 IF YOU WATCH TV, ALL THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS THE ELECTION. THE ELECTION -- IT'S TIME FOR 136 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:44,552 TO TALK ABOUT IS THE ELECTION. THE ELECTION -- IT'S TIME FOR NEW PRESIDENT. 137 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:45,846 THE ELECTION -- IT'S TIME FOR NEW PRESIDENT. I THINK, FIRST, WE NEED TO 138 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,222 NEW PRESIDENT. I THINK, FIRST, WE NEED TO CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT BUSH 139 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,556 I THINK, FIRST, WE NEED TO CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT BUSH AIN'T GONNA BE PRESIDENT NO 140 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:53,561 CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT BUSH AIN'T GONNA BE PRESIDENT NO GODDAMN MORE FIRST -- FIRST. 141 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:56,523 AIN'T GONNA BE PRESIDENT NO GODDAMN MORE FIRST -- FIRST. THIS MOTHERFUCKER, I DON'T 142 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,274 GODDAMN MORE FIRST -- FIRST. THIS MOTHERFUCKER, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 143 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:58,900 THIS MOTHERFUCKER, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB 144 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,528 UNDERSTAND. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB AND FUCK UP EV-ER-Y-THING? 145 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,362 HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB AND FUCK UP EV-ER-Y-THING? EV-ER-Y-THING? 146 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:04,531 AND FUCK UP EV-ER-Y-THING? EV-ER-Y-THING? EV-ER-Y-THING. 147 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,783 EV-ER-Y-THING? EV-ER-Y-THING. THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS FUCKED UP 148 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:07,993 EV-ER-Y-THING. THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS FUCKED UP EV-ER-Y-THING. 149 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:09,452 THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS FUCKED UP EV-ER-Y-THING. GAS, WATER, AIR -- 150 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:10,620 EV-ER-Y-THING. GAS, WATER, AIR -- EV-ER-Y-THING. 151 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,497 GAS, WATER, AIR -- EV-ER-Y-THING. AND HE'S NOT JUST STUPID 152 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:14,166 EV-ER-Y-THING. AND HE'S NOT JUST STUPID BUSH DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK. 153 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:15,334 AND HE'S NOT JUST STUPID BUSH DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK. HE WON'T EVEN TRY. 154 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:16,960 BUSH DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK. HE WON'T EVEN TRY. AT LEAST IF YOU STUPID, YOU 155 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:17,752 HE WON'T EVEN TRY. AT LEAST IF YOU STUPID, YOU SHOULD TRY 156 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:18,920 AT LEAST IF YOU STUPID, YOU SHOULD TRY HE DON'T EVEN TRY. 157 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,714 SHOULD TRY HE DON'T EVEN TRY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE GO TO 158 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:21,756 HE DON'T EVEN TRY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE GO TO THE PRESS CONFERENCE. 159 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,133 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE GO TO THE PRESS CONFERENCE. HE DON'T EVEN BE TALKING ABOUT 160 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,634 THE PRESS CONFERENCE. HE DON'T EVEN BE TALKING ABOUT SHIT THEY EVEN BE TALKING ABOUT. 161 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:25,969 HE DON'T EVEN BE TALKING ABOUT SHIT THEY EVEN BE TALKING ABOUT. THEY JUST, "WHAT DO YOU THINK 162 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,346 SHIT THEY EVEN BE TALKING ABOUT. THEY JUST, "WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PROBLEM IN DARFUR? 163 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:28,471 THEY JUST, "WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PROBLEM IN DARFUR? ( Imitates George Bush ) "YOU 164 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:29,556 ABOUT THE PROBLEM IN DARFUR? ( Imitates George Bush ) "YOU GET ON THAT HORSE, YOU GOT TO 165 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,432 ( Imitates George Bush ) "YOU GET ON THAT HORSE, YOU GOT TO RIDE IT. 166 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,520 ( Normal voice ) WHO THE FUCK 167 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,980 ( Normal voice ) WHO THE FUCK ASKED HIM ABOUT A GODDAMN HORSE? 168 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,357 ( Normal voice ) WHO THE FUCK ASKED HIM ABOUT A GODDAMN HORSE? THEN HE WALK OFF LIKE HE DONE 169 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:39,649 ASKED HIM ABOUT A GODDAMN HORSE? THEN HE WALK OFF LIKE HE DONE REALLY SAID SOME SHIT. 170 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:44,445 THEN HE WALK OFF LIKE HE DONE REALLY SAID SOME SHIT. ( LAUGHTER ) 171 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:46,656 REALLY SAID SOME SHIT. ( LAUGHTER ) THIS MOTHERFUCKER DON'T GIVE A 172 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:47,282 ( LAUGHTER ) THIS MOTHERFUCKER DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 173 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,576 THIS MOTHERFUCKER DON'T GIVE A SHIT. BUSH DONE LED THIS COUNTRY LOST 174 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,410 SHIT. BUSH DONE LED THIS COUNTRY LOST FOR EIGHT GODDAMN YEARS. 175 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:53,121 BUSH DONE LED THIS COUNTRY LOST FOR EIGHT GODDAMN YEARS. FOR EIGHT FUCKING YEARS, WE'VE 176 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,789 FOR EIGHT GODDAMN YEARS. FOR EIGHT FUCKING YEARS, WE'VE BEEN NOT FINDING THE SAME ONE 177 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,541 FOR EIGHT FUCKING YEARS, WE'VE BEEN NOT FINDING THE SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER WE WAS LOOKING FOR 178 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:57,709 BEEN NOT FINDING THE SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER WE WAS LOOKING FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE. 179 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,418 MOTHERFUCKER WE WAS LOOKING FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE. THE SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER -- NOT 180 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:00,879 IN THE FIRST PLACE. THE SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER -- NOT A GANG, NOT A GROUP, NOT A 181 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:01,504 THE SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER -- NOT A GANG, NOT A GROUP, NOT A COUNTRY. 182 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,215 A GANG, NOT A GROUP, NOT A COUNTRY. THE SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER -- THE 183 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:05,550 COUNTRY. THE SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER -- THE TALL ONE WITH THE BEARD AND THE 184 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,969 THE SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER -- THE TALL ONE WITH THE BEARD AND THE ROBES AND THE KIDNEY PROBLEM AND 185 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,389 TALL ONE WITH THE BEARD AND THE ROBES AND THE KIDNEY PROBLEM AND THE DIALYSIS MACHINE, LIVED IN A 186 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:12,807 ROBES AND THE KIDNEY PROBLEM AND THE DIALYSIS MACHINE, LIVED IN A CAVE, DOING THE VIDEO RIGHT NOW. 187 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:14,517 THE DIALYSIS MACHINE, LIVED IN A CAVE, DOING THE VIDEO RIGHT NOW. WE STILL AIN'T FOUND THAT SAME 188 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,270 CAVE, DOING THE VIDEO RIGHT NOW. WE STILL AIN'T FOUND THAT SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER, BUT THEY KNOW 189 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,771 WE STILL AIN'T FOUND THAT SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER, BUT THEY KNOW EVERYTHING T.I. DID AT THE 190 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,480 ONE MOTHERFUCKER, BUT THEY KNOW EVERYTHING T.I. DID AT THE HIP-HOP AWARDS. 191 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,150 EVERYTHING T.I. DID AT THE HIP-HOP AWARDS. THEY GOT THAT SHIT DOWN IN 192 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,694 HIP-HOP AWARDS. THEY GOT THAT SHIT DOWN IN 5-MINUTE INCREMENTS, JUST 193 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:28,740 THEY GOT THAT SHIT DOWN IN 5-MINUTE INCREMENTS, JUST 9:00, 9:05, 9:010, 9:15, 9.. 194 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:33,828 5-MINUTE INCREMENTS, JUST 9:00, 9:05, 9:010, 9:15, 9.. DON'T KNOW WHY THAT SAYS 9:010 195 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:34,871 9:00, 9:05, 9:010, 9:15, 9.. DON'T KNOW WHY THAT SAYS 9:010 SOME OF YOU NIGGAS COULDN'T 196 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:35,496 DON'T KNOW WHY THAT SAYS 9:010 SOME OF YOU NIGGAS COULDN'T WAIT 197 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:36,915 SOME OF YOU NIGGAS COULDN'T WAIT "THAT DUMBASS NIGGA SAID 9:010 198 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:38,458 WAIT "THAT DUMBASS NIGGA SAID 9:010 ( LAUGHTER ) 199 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,793 "THAT DUMBASS NIGGA SAID 9:010 ( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL TIME THAT 200 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,545 ( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL TIME THAT NIGGA'S SAYING. 201 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,089 THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL TIME THAT NIGGA'S SAYING. BUSH IS A MOTHERFUCKING ASS. 202 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,299 NIGGA'S SAYING. BUSH IS A MOTHERFUCKING ASS. HE DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 203 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,008 BUSH IS A MOTHERFUCKING ASS. HE DON'T GIVE A SHIT. EVERY TIME YOU SEE OUR SOLDIERS, 204 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,718 HE DON'T GIVE A SHIT. EVERY TIME YOU SEE OUR SOLDIERS, THEY TIRED AS SHIT FROM MARCHING 205 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,179 EVERY TIME YOU SEE OUR SOLDIERS, THEY TIRED AS SHIT FROM MARCHING IN THE WRONG GODDAMN DIRECTION. 206 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:54,557 THEY TIRED AS SHIT FROM MARCHING IN THE WRONG GODDAMN DIRECTION. EVERY TIME YOU SEE THEM, JUST... 207 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:55,934 IN THE WRONG GODDAMN DIRECTION. EVERY TIME YOU SEE THEM, JUST... "Y'ALL GOING THE WRONG WAY." 208 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,645 EVERY TIME YOU SEE THEM, JUST... "Y'ALL GOING THE WRONG WAY." "WE KNOW." 209 00:07:58,645 --> 00:07:59,854 "Y'ALL GOING THE WRONG WAY." "WE KNOW." WELL, NO SHIT. 210 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:02,190 "WE KNOW." WELL, NO SHIT. TWO WEEKS AGO ON CNN, THEY SAID 211 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,234 WELL, NO SHIT. TWO WEEKS AGO ON CNN, THEY SAID PAKISTAN IS TERROR CENTRAL. 212 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:04,985 TWO WEEKS AGO ON CNN, THEY SAID PAKISTAN IS TERROR CENTRAL. PAKISTAN? 213 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,694 PAKISTAN IS TERROR CENTRAL. PAKISTAN? THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FUCK YOU 214 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,571 PAKISTAN? THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SAID -- PAKISTAN 215 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,449 THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SAID -- PAKISTAN YOU SAID AFGHANISTAN 216 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:12,993 MOTHERFUCKERS SAID -- PAKISTAN YOU SAID AFGHANISTAN THEN YOU SAID IRAN, THEN IRAQ, 217 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,996 YOU SAID AFGHANISTAN THEN YOU SAID IRAN, THEN IRAQ, THEN SYRIA, THEN BAGHDAD 218 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:20,167 YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE NO IDEA 219 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,584 YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TERROR IS, DO YOU? 220 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:23,295 YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TERROR IS, DO YOU? AND WHY THE FUCK IS WE CHASING 221 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:25,130 WHERE TERROR IS, DO YOU? AND WHY THE FUCK IS WE CHASING TERROR IF TERROR CAN'T EVEN KEEP 222 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,089 AND WHY THE FUCK IS WE CHASING TERROR IF TERROR CAN'T EVEN KEEP A HOME ADDRESS? 223 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,715 TERROR IF TERROR CAN'T EVEN KEEP A HOME ADDRESS? MAYBE TERROR AIN'T DOING WELL 224 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:28,383 A HOME ADDRESS? MAYBE TERROR AIN'T DOING WELL RIGHT NOW. 225 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:29,759 MAYBE TERROR AIN'T DOING WELL RIGHT NOW. WELL, BUSH DON'T GIVE A FUCK 226 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:30,802 RIGHT NOW. WELL, BUSH DON'T GIVE A FUCK HE DON'T GIVE A FUCK 227 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,053 WELL, BUSH DON'T GIVE A FUCK HE DON'T GIVE A FUCK AND WHITE PEOPLE, Y'ALL ARE TOO 228 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:32,679 HE DON'T GIVE A FUCK AND WHITE PEOPLE, Y'ALL ARE TOO NICE 229 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,097 AND WHITE PEOPLE, Y'ALL ARE TOO NICE JUST LET A MOTHERFUCKER FUCK UP 230 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,515 NICE JUST LET A MOTHERFUCKER FUCK UP THE GREATEST COUNTRY FOR EIGHT 231 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,641 JUST LET A MOTHERFUCKER FUCK UP THE GREATEST COUNTRY FOR EIGHT YEARS IN A FUCKING ROW 232 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,352 THE GREATEST COUNTRY FOR EIGHT YEARS IN A FUCKING ROW WHITE PEOPLE, YOU'LL JUST LET 233 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:40,061 YEARS IN A FUCKING ROW WHITE PEOPLE, YOU'LL JUST LET THE DRIVER OF THE CAR BE LOST 234 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:41,813 WHITE PEOPLE, YOU'LL JUST LET THE DRIVER OF THE CAR BE LOST FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES, 235 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:43,231 THE DRIVER OF THE CAR BE LOST FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES, AND THEY WON'T EVEN SAY 236 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,816 FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES, AND THEY WON'T EVEN SAY NOTHING -- JUST SIT IN THE 237 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,567 AND THEY WON'T EVEN SAY NOTHING -- JUST SIT IN THE BACKSEAT AND TALK SHIT QUIETLY 238 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:48,069 NOTHING -- JUST SIT IN THE BACKSEAT AND TALK SHIT QUIETLY TO EACH OTHER AND SHIT. 239 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:50,238 BACKSEAT AND TALK SHIT QUIETLY TO EACH OTHER AND SHIT. ( LAUGHTER ) 240 00:08:58,330 --> 00:08:59,414 "I DON'T THINK THEY EVEN KNOW 241 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:00,748 "I DON'T THINK THEY EVEN KNOW WHERE THEY'RE GOING. 242 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:02,583 "I DON'T THINK THEY EVEN KNOW WHERE THEY'RE GOING. "NO, 'CAUSE WE PASSED THAT THREE 243 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:03,210 WHERE THEY'RE GOING. "NO, 'CAUSE WE PASSED THAT THREE TIMES. 244 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:03,918 "NO, 'CAUSE WE PASSED THAT THREE TIMES. REMEMBER? 245 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,420 TIMES. REMEMBER? I TOOK A PICTURE WITH MY 246 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:06,296 REMEMBER? I TOOK A PICTURE WITH MY CAMERAPHONE. 247 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:07,422 I TOOK A PICTURE WITH MY CAMERAPHONE. YOU DO REMEMBER." 248 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:08,882 CAMERAPHONE. YOU DO REMEMBER." AS NIGGAS, WE AIN'T GOT NO 249 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:09,549 YOU DO REMEMBER." AS NIGGAS, WE AIN'T GOT NO PATIENCE. 250 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,009 AS NIGGAS, WE AIN'T GOT NO PATIENCE. YOU CAN'T EVEN BE THE LOST 251 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,760 PATIENCE. YOU CAN'T EVEN BE THE LOST DRIVER OF NIGGAS 'CAUSE WE AIN'T 252 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,970 YOU CAN'T EVEN BE THE LOST DRIVER OF NIGGAS 'CAUSE WE AIN'T GOT ENOUGH PATIENCE. 253 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,389 DRIVER OF NIGGAS 'CAUSE WE AIN'T GOT ENOUGH PATIENCE. SOON AS YOUR ASS MAKE TWO 254 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,474 GOT ENOUGH PATIENCE. SOON AS YOUR ASS MAKE TWO SUSPECT LEFTS, YOUR ASS IS NO 255 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,351 SOON AS YOUR ASS MAKE TWO SUSPECT LEFTS, YOUR ASS IS NO LONGER THE GODDAMN DRIVER. 256 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:21,436 SUSPECT LEFTS, YOUR ASS IS NO LONGER THE GODDAMN DRIVER. NIGGAS AIN'T GOT NO PATIENCE 257 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:25,399 LONGER THE GODDAMN DRIVER. NIGGAS AIN'T GOT NO PATIENCE IF ONE NIGGA IN THE BACK GO... 258 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,525 NIGGAS AIN'T GOT NO PATIENCE IF ONE NIGGA IN THE BACK GO... "HEY, YOU GOT TO PULL THIS 259 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:27,608 IF ONE NIGGA IN THE BACK GO... "HEY, YOU GOT TO PULL THIS MOTHERFUCKER OVER, NIGGA 260 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:28,902 "HEY, YOU GOT TO PULL THIS MOTHERFUCKER OVER, NIGGA YOU CAN'T BE THE DRIVER IF YOU 261 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:29,903 MOTHERFUCKER OVER, NIGGA YOU CAN'T BE THE DRIVER IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU 262 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:30,529 YOU CAN'T BE THE DRIVER IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU GOING. 263 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:31,446 DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU GOING. WE GOT WARRANTS BACK HERE, 264 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:32,072 GOING. WE GOT WARRANTS BACK HERE, NIGGA. 265 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,823 WE GOT WARRANTS BACK HERE, NIGGA. WE CAN'T BE LOST, JUST LOOKING 266 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:38,328 NIGGA. WE CAN'T BE LOST, JUST LOOKING AROUND, JUST..." 267 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,872 WE CAN'T BE LOST, JUST LOOKING AROUND, JUST..." BUSH IS A MOTHERFUCKING ASS. 268 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:41,956 AROUND, JUST..." BUSH IS A MOTHERFUCKING ASS. HE DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 269 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,333 BUSH IS A MOTHERFUCKING ASS. HE DON'T GIVE A SHIT. HE THINK HE CAN JUST GO OVER 270 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,667 HE DON'T GIVE A SHIT. HE THINK HE CAN JUST GO OVER THERE AND FUCK WITH ALL THE 271 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,211 HE THINK HE CAN JUST GO OVER THERE AND FUCK WITH ALL THE COUNTRIES THAT GOT BROWN PEOPLE 272 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:47,712 THERE AND FUCK WITH ALL THE COUNTRIES THAT GOT BROWN PEOPLE IN IT, THEN COME BACK OVER HERE 273 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,089 COUNTRIES THAT GOT BROWN PEOPLE IN IT, THEN COME BACK OVER HERE TO AMERICA LIKE EVERYTHING'S 274 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:49,881 IN IT, THEN COME BACK OVER HERE TO AMERICA LIKE EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY. 275 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,425 TO AMERICA LIKE EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY. EVERYTHING AIN'T GONNA BE OKAY 276 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:52,509 GONNA BE OKAY. EVERYTHING AIN'T GONNA BE OKAY YOU CAN ASK A NIGGA. 277 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,052 EVERYTHING AIN'T GONNA BE OKAY YOU CAN ASK A NIGGA. YOU CAN GO IN THE CLUB AND SAY 278 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,512 YOU CAN ASK A NIGGA. YOU CAN GO IN THE CLUB AND SAY "FUCK EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB, 279 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,055 YOU CAN GO IN THE CLUB AND SAY "FUCK EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB, BUT YOU CANNOT THEN WALK BACK TO 280 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:57,680 "FUCK EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB, BUT YOU CANNOT THEN WALK BACK TO YOUR CAR. 281 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,516 BUT YOU CANNOT THEN WALK BACK TO YOUR CAR. I KEEP TRYING TO TELL YOU. 282 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:00,350 YOUR CAR. I KEEP TRYING TO TELL YOU. GO AHEAD 283 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:03,644 I KEEP TRYING TO TELL YOU. GO AHEAD TRY IT. TRY IT. 284 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:05,105 GO AHEAD TRY IT. TRY IT. "FUCK EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB." 285 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,314 TRY IT. TRY IT. "FUCK EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB." NOW GO BACK TO YOUR CAR. 286 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:10,193 "FUCK EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB." NOW GO BACK TO YOUR CAR. WAIT FOR IT. 287 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,319 NOW GO BACK TO YOUR CAR. WAIT FOR IT. FUCKER, I WAS TRYING TO TELL 288 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:11,945 WAIT FOR IT. FUCKER, I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU. 289 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,865 FUCKER, I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU. ( LAUGHTER ) 290 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,826 YOU. ( LAUGHTER ) AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR A NEW 291 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,454 ( LAUGHTER ) AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR A NEW PRESIDENT, AND ALL THEY WANT US 292 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,080 AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR A NEW PRESIDENT, AND ALL THEY WANT US TO DO IS PICK A NEW PRESIDENT. 293 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,748 PRESIDENT, AND ALL THEY WANT US TO DO IS PICK A NEW PRESIDENT. I FEEL, LIKE, DIDN'T WE JUST GET 294 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,750 TO DO IS PICK A NEW PRESIDENT. I FEEL, LIKE, DIDN'T WE JUST GET OUT OF A FUCKED-UP RELATIONSHIP? 295 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,668 I FEEL, LIKE, DIDN'T WE JUST GET OUT OF A FUCKED-UP RELATIONSHIP? MAYBE WE DON'T NEED A PRESIDENT 296 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:28,462 OUT OF A FUCKED-UP RELATIONSHIP? MAYBE WE DON'T NEED A PRESIDENT RIGHT NOW. 297 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,297 MAYBE WE DON'T NEED A PRESIDENT RIGHT NOW. CAN WE BE SINGLE AS A COUNTRY 298 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,132 RIGHT NOW. CAN WE BE SINGLE AS A COUNTRY FOR AWHILE AND MAYBE DATE A 299 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,301 CAN WE BE SINGLE AS A COUNTRY FOR AWHILE AND MAYBE DATE A PRESIDENT, SEE HOW THAT WORK OUT 300 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,760 FOR AWHILE AND MAYBE DATE A PRESIDENT, SEE HOW THAT WORK OUT FOR A COUPLE MONTHS? 301 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,304 PRESIDENT, SEE HOW THAT WORK OUT FOR A COUPLE MONTHS? THIS SHIT IS BULLSHIT. 302 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,346 FOR A COUPLE MONTHS? THIS SHIT IS BULLSHIT. I BEEN CONFUSED. 303 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,014 THIS SHIT IS BULLSHIT. I BEEN CONFUSED. THE WHOLE GODDAMN ELECTION, 304 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,849 I BEEN CONFUSED. THE WHOLE GODDAMN ELECTION, BEEN CONFUSED 'CAUSE EVERYBODY'S 305 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,560 THE WHOLE GODDAMN ELECTION, BEEN CONFUSED 'CAUSE EVERYBODY'S COMMERCIALS SOUND GOOD AT 2:30 306 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,353 BEEN CONFUSED 'CAUSE EVERYBODY'S COMMERCIALS SOUND GOOD AT 2:30 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING, AND YOU 307 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,063 COMMERCIALS SOUND GOOD AT 2:30 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING, AND YOU DONE HAD A ROUGH DAY AND SHIT. 308 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,815 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING, AND YOU DONE HAD A ROUGH DAY AND SHIT. THEY JUST, "DO YOU CARE ABOUT 309 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,692 DONE HAD A ROUGH DAY AND SHIT. THEY JUST, "DO YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY? 310 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,615 YES, I DO. 311 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:59,409 YES, I DO. "IS HEALTHCARE IMPORTANT TO 312 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,285 YES, I DO. "IS HEALTHCARE IMPORTANT TO YOU? 313 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,203 "IS HEALTHCARE IMPORTANT TO YOU? WELL, YES, IT IS. 314 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,455 YOU? WELL, YES, IT IS. NO, NIGGA, THIS MOTHERFUCKER 315 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,414 WELL, YES, IT IS. NO, NIGGA, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KNOW ME PERSONALLY 316 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:05,790 NO, NIGGA, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KNOW ME PERSONALLY THIS AIN'T NO REGULAR CAMPAIGN 317 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,208 KNOW ME PERSONALLY THIS AIN'T NO REGULAR CAMPAIGN THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S IN MY FAMILY 318 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,377 THIS AIN'T NO REGULAR CAMPAIGN THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S IN MY FAMILY LIFE. 319 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:10,753 THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S IN MY FAMILY LIFE. I'VE BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE 320 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:11,671 LIFE. I'VE BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE GODDAMN ELECTION. 321 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,173 I'VE BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE GODDAMN ELECTION. BEFORE BARACK CAME ALONG, I WAS 322 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,299 GODDAMN ELECTION. BEFORE BARACK CAME ALONG, I WAS EXCITED ABOUT HILLARY. 323 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,842 BEFORE BARACK CAME ALONG, I WAS EXCITED ABOUT HILLARY. I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A GOOD 324 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,344 EXCITED ABOUT HILLARY. I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A GOOD THING FOR US TO HAVE A WOMAN I 325 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,011 I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A GOOD THING FOR US TO HAVE A WOMAN I THE OFFICE. 326 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,554 THING FOR US TO HAVE A WOMAN I THE OFFICE. I FELT LIKE AT LEAST IF WE HAD A 327 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:20,930 THE OFFICE. I FELT LIKE AT LEAST IF WE HAD A WOMAN PRESIDENT, WE WOULDN'T 328 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,432 I FELT LIKE AT LEAST IF WE HAD A WOMAN PRESIDENT, WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT OTHER 329 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:23,933 WOMAN PRESIDENT, WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT OTHER COUNTRIES WAS DOING BECAUSE THE 330 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,893 HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT OTHER COUNTRIES WAS DOING BECAUSE THE BITCH GONNA BE ON ESPIONAGE ON 331 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:26,603 COUNTRIES WAS DOING BECAUSE THE BITCH GONNA BE ON ESPIONAGE ON DAY ONE. 332 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,396 BITCH GONNA BE ON ESPIONAGE ON DAY ONE. THAT'S GONNA BE HER FIRST SHIT 333 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,814 DAY ONE. THAT'S GONNA BE HER FIRST SHIT "YOU KNOW I GOT CHINA'S 334 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,690 THAT'S GONNA BE HER FIRST SHIT "YOU KNOW I GOT CHINA'S VOICEMAIL MESSAGES TODAY, RIGHT? 335 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,193 "YOU KNOW I GOT CHINA'S VOICEMAIL MESSAGES TODAY, RIGHT? I'M GONNA GET THE MySPACE 336 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,361 VOICEMAIL MESSAGES TODAY, RIGHT? I'M GONNA GET THE MySPACE PASSWORD BY 10:30. 337 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,612 I'M GONNA GET THE MySPACE PASSWORD BY 10:30. GIVE ME A SECOND, BITCH. 338 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:36,779 PASSWORD BY 10:30. GIVE ME A SECOND, BITCH. THIS IS MY FIRST DAY." 339 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,114 GIVE ME A SECOND, BITCH. THIS IS MY FIRST DAY." BUT THEN HILLARY CAME AN 340 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,491 THIS IS MY FIRST DAY." BUT THEN HILLARY CAME AN STARTED ACTING COCKY FOR NO 341 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:40,699 BUT THEN HILLARY CAME AN STARTED ACTING COCKY FOR NO GODDAMN REASON LIKE SHE 342 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:41,951 STARTED ACTING COCKY FOR NO GODDAMN REASON LIKE SHE SHOULD'VE BEEN PRESIDENT 343 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,370 GODDAMN REASON LIKE SHE SHOULD'VE BEEN PRESIDENT AL-GODDAMN-READY, LIKE, "YOU 344 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,996 SHOULD'VE BEEN PRESIDENT AL-GODDAMN-READY, LIKE, "YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO GOOGLE ME. 345 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,456 AL-GODDAMN-READY, LIKE, "YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO GOOGLE ME. I'VE BEEN RUNNING COUNTRIES 346 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,290 MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO GOOGLE ME. I'VE BEEN RUNNING COUNTRIES BEFORE THIS. 347 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,625 I'VE BEEN RUNNING COUNTRIES BEFORE THIS. SHE CAN'T STAND BARACK'S 348 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,626 BEFORE THIS. SHE CAN'T STAND BARACK'S GOOD-TALKING ASS 349 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,002 SHE CAN'T STAND BARACK'S GOOD-TALKING ASS EVERY TIME THAT NIGGA SAY 350 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,795 GOOD-TALKING ASS EVERY TIME THAT NIGGA SAY SOMETHING CLEVER, SHE JUST.. 351 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,590 EVERY TIME THAT NIGGA SAY SOMETHING CLEVER, SHE JUST.. ( LAUGHTER ) 352 00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:00,345 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HILLARY WAS 353 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,762 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HILLARY WAS THINKING, AND SHE THOUGHT SHE 354 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,056 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HILLARY WAS THINKING, AND SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST GONNA INHERIT THE 355 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:03,890 THINKING, AND SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST GONNA INHERIT THE MINORITY VOTE. 356 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,433 WAS JUST GONNA INHERIT THE MINORITY VOTE. LIKE, SHE WAS JUST GONNA GET THE 357 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,434 MINORITY VOTE. LIKE, SHE WAS JUST GONNA GET THE NIGGA VOTE OFF TOP. 358 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,519 LIKE, SHE WAS JUST GONNA GET THE NIGGA VOTE OFF TOP. WAIT A MINUTE, BITCH 359 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:11,147 NIGGA VOTE OFF TOP. WAIT A MINUTE, BITCH WE DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE THAT. 360 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:14,025 WAIT A MINUTE, BITCH WE DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE THAT. NO. 361 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:14,817 WE DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE THAT. NO. NO, BITCH. 362 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,236 NO. NO, BITCH. WE LIKED YOUR HUSBAND. 363 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,612 NO, BITCH. WE LIKED YOUR HUSBAND. WE LIKED YOUR HUSBAND. 364 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,239 WE LIKED YOUR HUSBAND. WE LIKED YOUR HUSBAND. THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING. 365 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,657 WE LIKED YOUR HUSBAND. THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING. YOU WASN'T EVEN ON THE 366 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,491 THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING. YOU WASN'T EVEN ON THE INVITATION. 367 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,243 YOU WASN'T EVEN ON THE INVITATION. IT SAID "BILL CLINTON PLUS ONE." 368 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,827 INVITATION. IT SAID "BILL CLINTON PLUS ONE." WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS GONNA 369 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:25,453 IT SAID "BILL CLINTON PLUS ONE." WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS GONNA BRING. 370 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,080 WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS GONNA BRING. I WAS VOTING FOR MONICA FOR NO 371 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,039 BRING. I WAS VOTING FOR MONICA FOR NO GODDAMN REASON. 372 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:31,668 I WAS VOTING FOR MONICA FOR NO GODDAMN REASON. I THOUGHT SHE WAS COMING BACK. 373 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:32,502 GODDAMN REASON. I THOUGHT SHE WAS COMING BACK. I'M JUST SAYING. 374 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:33,878 I THOUGHT SHE WAS COMING BACK. I'M JUST SAYING. YOU CAN'T THINK NIGGAS FORGET. 375 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:34,879 I'M JUST SAYING. YOU CAN'T THINK NIGGAS FORGET. NIGGAS DON'T FORGET. 376 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,297 YOU CAN'T THINK NIGGAS FORGET. NIGGAS DON'T FORGET. LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU WASN'T 377 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,716 NIGGAS DON'T FORGET. LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU WASN'T HANDLING THE PRESIDENTIAL PENIS 378 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:38,966 LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU WASN'T HANDLING THE PRESIDENTIAL PENIS CORRECTLY, SO I'M TRYING TO 379 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,427 HANDLING THE PRESIDENTIAL PENIS CORRECTLY, SO I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A 380 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,802 CORRECTLY, SO I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A DICK, BITCH, HOW ARE YOU GONNA 381 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:42,679 FIGURE OUT IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A DICK, BITCH, HOW ARE YOU GONNA HANDLE THE WORLD? 382 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:43,638 DICK, BITCH, HOW ARE YOU GONNA HANDLE THE WORLD? THAT'S A BIG PLACE 383 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,390 HANDLE THE WORLD? THAT'S A BIG PLACE I'M JUST SAYING. 384 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,015 THAT'S A BIG PLACE I'M JUST SAYING. FUCK THAT. 385 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,434 I'M JUST SAYING. FUCK THAT. THAT WAS YOUR MAIN MISSILE TO 386 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,101 FUCK THAT. THAT WAS YOUR MAIN MISSILE TO LOOK AFTER 387 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,561 THAT WAS YOUR MAIN MISSILE TO LOOK AFTER THAT WAS AIR FORCE ONE YOU LET 388 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:50,478 LOOK AFTER THAT WAS AIR FORCE ONE YOU LET FLY THE FUCK OFF. 389 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,648 THAT WAS AIR FORCE ONE YOU LET FLY THE FUCK OFF. HOW THE FUCK.. 390 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:54,982 FLY THE FUCK OFF. HOW THE FUCK.. I BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE 391 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:55,983 HOW THE FUCK.. I BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE GODDAMN ELECTION. 392 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,527 I BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE GODDAMN ELECTION. WHEN IT COMES TO BARACK, WHITE 393 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,028 GODDAMN ELECTION. WHEN IT COMES TO BARACK, WHITE PEOPLE, I KNOW IT'S NOT FAIR, 394 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,655 WHEN IT COMES TO BARACK, WHITE PEOPLE, I KNOW IT'S NOT FAIR, BUT Y'ALL YOU NEED TO JUST GIVE 395 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,323 PEOPLE, I KNOW IT'S NOT FAIR, BUT Y'ALL YOU NEED TO JUST GIVE US A MINUTE JUST TO BE PROUD FOR 396 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,324 BUT Y'ALL YOU NEED TO JUST GIVE US A MINUTE JUST TO BE PROUD FOR A GODDAMN SECOND 397 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,243 US A MINUTE JUST TO BE PROUD FOR A GODDAMN SECOND CAN WE JUST BE PROUD? 398 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:05,952 A GODDAMN SECOND CAN WE JUST BE PROUD? SHIT. 399 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,747 CAN WE JUST BE PROUD? SHIT. THIS IS HISTORY. 400 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:12,417 SHIT. THIS IS HISTORY. YOU SELFISH MOTHERFUCKERS. 401 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,627 THIS IS HISTORY. YOU SELFISH MOTHERFUCKERS. WHITE PEOPLE, AIN'T Y'ALL HAD 402 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:14,753 YOU SELFISH MOTHERFUCKERS. WHITE PEOPLE, AIN'T Y'ALL HAD ALL THE GODDAMN PRESIDENTS? 403 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:15,962 WHITE PEOPLE, AIN'T Y'ALL HAD ALL THE GODDAMN PRESIDENTS? GO TO THE LIBRARY AND GET THE 404 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,213 ALL THE GODDAMN PRESIDENTS? GO TO THE LIBRARY AND GET THE PRESIDENT BOOK -- WHITE, WHITE 405 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,339 GO TO THE LIBRARY AND GET THE PRESIDENT BOOK -- WHITE, WHITE WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE 406 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,257 PRESIDENT BOOK -- WHITE, WHITE WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE 407 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:19,882 WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE WHITE. 408 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,050 WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE WHITE. GIVE ME THE VICE PRESIDENTS. 409 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,218 WHITE. GIVE ME THE VICE PRESIDENTS. WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE 410 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:22,885 GIVE ME THE VICE PRESIDENTS. WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE WHITE, WHITE. 411 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:23,970 WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE WHITE, WHITE. NIGGAS AIN'T NEVER EVEN HAD 412 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:24,596 WHITE, WHITE. NIGGAS AIN'T NEVER EVEN HAD CHANCE. 413 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:25,930 NIGGAS AIN'T NEVER EVEN HAD CHANCE. SOME NIGGAS STILL DON'T BELIEVE 414 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,265 CHANCE. SOME NIGGAS STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT, JUST, "NIGGA, I THINK I SAW 415 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,308 SOME NIGGAS STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT, JUST, "NIGGA, I THINK I SAW TIGER WOODS RUNNING FOR 416 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,601 IT, JUST, "NIGGA, I THINK I SAW TIGER WOODS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT ON SportsCenter, 417 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:30,268 TIGER WOODS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT ON SportsCenter, NIGGA. 418 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,770 PRESIDENT ON SportsCenter, NIGGA. HE HAD ON HIS GREEN JACKET AND 419 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:32,437 NIGGA. HE HAD ON HIS GREEN JACKET AND EVERYTHING 420 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:33,563 HE HAD ON HIS GREEN JACKET AND EVERYTHING THAT NIGGA'S A WINNER. 421 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,940 EVERYTHING THAT NIGGA'S A WINNER. HE REALLY IS." 422 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:36,691 THAT NIGGA'S A WINNER. HE REALLY IS." I DON'T KNOW 423 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,151 HE REALLY IS." I DON'T KNOW WHITE PEOPLE, I DON'T THINK YOU 424 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,527 I DON'T KNOW WHITE PEOPLE, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR SOMEBODY JUST 425 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,987 WHITE PEOPLE, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR SOMEBODY JUST 'CAUSE OF THEY RACE, BUT I WILL 426 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,447 SHOULD VOTE FOR SOMEBODY JUST 'CAUSE OF THEY RACE, BUT I WILL SAY, IF YOU WAS EVER GONNA VOTE 427 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,323 'CAUSE OF THEY RACE, BUT I WILL SAY, IF YOU WAS EVER GONNA VOTE FOR A NIGGA... 428 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,032 SAY, IF YOU WAS EVER GONNA VOTE FOR A NIGGA... IF YOU WAS EVER GONNA VOTE FOR A 429 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,743 FOR A NIGGA... IF YOU WAS EVER GONNA VOTE FOR A NIGGA, THIS IS THE NIGGA TO VOTE 430 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,119 IF YOU WAS EVER GONNA VOTE FOR A NIGGA, THIS IS THE NIGGA TO VOTE FOR RIGHT HERE 431 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,537 NIGGA, THIS IS THE NIGGA TO VOTE FOR RIGHT HERE THIS IS THE ONE. 432 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,456 FOR RIGHT HERE THIS IS THE ONE. YES. 433 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:54,000 THIS IS THE ONE. YES. ABSOLUTELY. 434 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,294 YES. ABSOLUTELY. 'CAUSE HE IS NIGGA LIGHT 435 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,754 ABSOLUTELY. 'CAUSE HE IS NIGGA LIGHT THIS NIGGA BEEN RUNNING FOR TWO 436 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:58,421 'CAUSE HE IS NIGGA LIGHT THIS NIGGA BEEN RUNNING FOR TWO YEARS. 437 00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,006 THIS NIGGA BEEN RUNNING FOR TWO YEARS. HE AIN'T HAD NO BABY MAMA COME 438 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,007 YEARS. HE AIN'T HAD NO BABY MAMA COME OUT THE WOODWORK. 439 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,717 HE AIN'T HAD NO BABY MAMA COME OUT THE WOODWORK. THIS NIGGA DON'T OWE NOBODY $200 440 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:03,468 OUT THE WOODWORK. THIS NIGGA DON'T OWE NOBODY $200 FOR NOTHING. 441 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,885 THIS NIGGA DON'T OWE NOBODY $200 FOR NOTHING. HE AIN'T NEVER HAD A PITBUL 442 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:05,553 FOR NOTHING. HE AIN'T NEVER HAD A PITBUL PUPPY. 443 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,721 HE AIN'T NEVER HAD A PITBUL PUPPY. DON'T HAVE A EARRING. 444 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:07,806 PUPPY. DON'T HAVE A EARRING. NEVER HAD A TATTOO. 445 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,474 DON'T HAVE A EARRING. NEVER HAD A TATTOO. WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS 446 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:10,933 NEVER HAD A TATTOO. WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS NIGGA FROM -- A CAVE IN 447 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:11,976 WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS NIGGA FROM -- A CAVE IN SALT LAKE CITY? 448 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,227 NIGGA FROM -- A CAVE IN SALT LAKE CITY? SOME-GODDAMN-WHERE 449 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:14,813 SALT LAKE CITY? SOME-GODDAMN-WHERE THIS NIGGA'S LIKE A BLACK 450 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:15,605 SOME-GODDAMN-WHERE THIS NIGGA'S LIKE A BLACK SUPERHERO. 451 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:16,981 THIS NIGGA'S LIKE A BLACK SUPERHERO. THIS NIGGA'S AMAZING. 452 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:21,277 SUPERHERO. THIS NIGGA'S AMAZING. ♪ I BELIEVE HE CAN FLY ♪ 453 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,196 THIS NIGGA'S AMAZING. ♪ I BELIEVE HE CAN FLY ♪ THANK GOD FOR MICHELLE OBAMA 454 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,614 ♪ I BELIEVE HE CAN FLY ♪ THANK GOD FOR MICHELLE OBAMA THAT'S A REAL NIGGA. 455 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,407 THANK GOD FOR MICHELLE OBAMA THAT'S A REAL NIGGA. BARACK MAY BE A CLONE, BUT 456 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,493 THAT'S A REAL NIGGA. BARACK MAY BE A CLONE, BUT MICHELLE OBAMA IS A THOROUGHBRED 457 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:29,118 BARACK MAY BE A CLONE, BUT MICHELLE OBAMA IS A THOROUGHBRED NIGGA. 458 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,995 MICHELLE OBAMA IS A THOROUGHBRED NIGGA. YOU CAN LOOK RIGHT ON TV AND 459 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,288 NIGGA. YOU CAN LOOK RIGHT ON TV AND TELL THAT'S A REAL NIGGA. 460 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,790 YOU CAN LOOK RIGHT ON TV AND TELL THAT'S A REAL NIGGA. YOU KNOW IF YOU WALK UP ON HER 461 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,082 TELL THAT'S A REAL NIGGA. YOU KNOW IF YOU WALK UP ON HER IN PERSON, SHE SMELL LIKE 462 00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,501 YOU KNOW IF YOU WALK UP ON HER IN PERSON, SHE SMELL LIKE MOTIONS HAIR CONDITIONER AND 463 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:37,836 IN PERSON, SHE SMELL LIKE MOTIONS HAIR CONDITIONER AND COCOA BUTTER. 464 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,587 MOTIONS HAIR CONDITIONER AND COCOA BUTTER. THAT'S -- MMM-MMM. 465 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:45,009 COCOA BUTTER. THAT'S -- MMM-MMM. THAT'S A REAL NIGGA RIGHT THERE. 466 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,469 THAT'S -- MMM-MMM. THAT'S A REAL NIGGA RIGHT THERE. SOMEBODY GO TO JEREMIAH WRIGHT'S 467 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:47,928 THAT'S A REAL NIGGA RIGHT THERE. SOMEBODY GO TO JEREMIAH WRIGHT'S CHURCH AND TELL HIM TO SHUT THE 468 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,347 SOMEBODY GO TO JEREMIAH WRIGHT'S CHURCH AND TELL HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP WHILE WE TRYING TO MAKE 469 00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:52,266 CHURCH AND TELL HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP WHILE WE TRYING TO MAKE SOME GODDAMN PROGRESS. 470 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,976 FUCK UP WHILE WE TRYING TO MAKE SOME GODDAMN PROGRESS. NIGGAS WERE SO EMBARRASSED 471 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,603 SOME GODDAMN PROGRESS. NIGGAS WERE SO EMBARRASSED "OH, NIGGA, DON'T FUCK IT UP 472 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:56,270 NIGGAS WERE SO EMBARRASSED "OH, NIGGA, DON'T FUCK IT UP YET. 473 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,063 "OH, NIGGA, DON'T FUCK IT UP YET. GOD DAMN." 474 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,690 YET. GOD DAMN." I BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE 475 00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,858 GOD DAMN." I BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE FUCKING ELECTION. 476 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,359 I BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE FUCKING ELECTION. I'M JUST GLAD HUCKABEE HAD TO 477 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,652 FUCKING ELECTION. I'M JUST GLAD HUCKABEE HAD TO DROP OUT THE GODDAMN RACE 478 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,904 I'M JUST GLAD HUCKABEE HAD TO DROP OUT THE GODDAMN RACE BECAUSE I WAS GONNA LEAVE THE 479 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,656 DROP OUT THE GODDAMN RACE BECAUSE I WAS GONNA LEAVE THE GODDAMN COUNTRY IF WE HAD TO 480 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,074 BECAUSE I WAS GONNA LEAVE THE GODDAMN COUNTRY IF WE HAD TO HAVE A PRESIDENT NAMED 481 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,534 GODDAMN COUNTRY IF WE HAD TO HAVE A PRESIDENT NAMED MOTHERFUCKING HUCKABEE. 482 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,035 HAVE A PRESIDENT NAMED MOTHERFUCKING HUCKABEE. THAT'S WHERE WE SHOULD DRAW THE 483 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:11,786 MOTHERFUCKING HUCKABEE. THAT'S WHERE WE SHOULD DRAW THE GODDAMN LINE. 484 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,162 THAT'S WHERE WE SHOULD DRAW THE GODDAMN LINE. WE CAN'T GO FROM A BUSH TO A 485 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,581 GODDAMN LINE. WE CAN'T GO FROM A BUSH TO A MOTHERFUCKING HUCKABEE ALL IN 486 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,082 WE CAN'T GO FROM A BUSH TO A MOTHERFUCKING HUCKABEE ALL IN THE SAME GODDAMN JUMP, HAVE ALL 487 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,625 MOTHERFUCKING HUCKABEE ALL IN THE SAME GODDAMN JUMP, HAVE ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES FUCKING WITH 488 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,710 THE SAME GODDAMN JUMP, HAVE ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES FUCKING WITH US AT THE UNITED NATIONS AND 489 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:19,794 THE OTHER COUNTRIES FUCKING WITH US AT THE UNITED NATIONS AND SHIT, JUST, ( Middle-Eastern 490 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,003 US AT THE UNITED NATIONS AND SHIT, JUST, ( Middle-Eastern accent ) "YOU ARE WITH HUCKABEE, 491 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,089 SHIT, JUST, ( Middle-Eastern accent ) "YOU ARE WITH HUCKABEE, YES? 492 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,341 accent ) "YOU ARE WITH HUCKABEE, YES? YOU ARE FOLLOWERS OF HUCKABEE, 493 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:25,966 YES? YOU ARE FOLLOWERS OF HUCKABEE, YES? 494 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,468 YOU ARE FOLLOWERS OF HUCKABEE, YES? ( Normal voice ) HOW THE FUCK 495 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,011 YES? ( Normal voice ) HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA BE PRESIDENT AND YOUR 496 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,555 ( Normal voice ) HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA BE PRESIDENT AND YOUR NAME SOUND LIKE BULLSHIT WEED? 497 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,348 YOU GONNA BE PRESIDENT AND YOUR NAME SOUND LIKE BULLSHIT WEED? NIGGA, DON'T EVEN COME OVER HERE 498 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,725 NAME SOUND LIKE BULLSHIT WEED? NIGGA, DON'T EVEN COME OVER HERE WITH THE BIG-ASS BAG OF 499 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:34,726 NIGGA, DON'T EVEN COME OVER HERE WITH THE BIG-ASS BAG OF HUCKABEE, NIGGA. 500 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,352 WITH THE BIG-ASS BAG OF HUCKABEE, NIGGA. AIN'T NOBODY INTERESTED IN THAT 501 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:36,977 HUCKABEE, NIGGA. AIN'T NOBODY INTERESTED IN THAT SHIT. 502 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,271 AIN'T NOBODY INTERESTED IN THAT SHIT. LIKE SMOKING A CACTUS. 503 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,439 SHIT. LIKE SMOKING A CACTUS. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS CAN'T EVEN 504 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,690 LIKE SMOKING A CACTUS. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS CAN'T EVEN LAUGH 'CAUSE YOU GOT A BIG-ASS 505 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:41,900 SOME OF YOU NIGGAS CAN'T EVEN LAUGH 'CAUSE YOU GOT A BIG-ASS BAG OF HUCKABEE IN YOUR POCKET 506 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:47,488 LAUGH 'CAUSE YOU GOT A BIG-ASS BAG OF HUCKABEE IN YOUR POCKET RIGHT NOW. 507 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:50,283 BAG OF HUCKABEE IN YOUR POCKET RIGHT NOW. McCAIN CAN'T BE PRESIDENT 'CAUSE 508 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,577 RIGHT NOW. McCAIN CAN'T BE PRESIDENT 'CAUSE HE 100-AND-FUCKING-11. 509 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:53,286 McCAIN CAN'T BE PRESIDENT 'CAUSE HE 100-AND-FUCKING-11. I'M SORRY. 510 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,829 HE 100-AND-FUCKING-11. I'M SORRY. I KNOW IT AIN'T FAIR, BUT GOD 511 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,247 I'M SORRY. I KNOW IT AIN'T FAIR, BUT GOD DAMN IT, YOU CAN'T BE THE 512 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,665 I KNOW IT AIN'T FAIR, BUT GOD DAMN IT, YOU CAN'T BE THE PRESIDENT DURING A TIME OF 513 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,208 DAMN IT, YOU CAN'T BE THE PRESIDENT DURING A TIME OF CHANGE, AND YOU MIGHT HAVE A 514 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,794 PRESIDENT DURING A TIME OF CHANGE, AND YOU MIGHT HAVE A DIAPER THAT'S TIME TO CHANGE 515 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,420 CHANGE, AND YOU MIGHT HAVE A DIAPER THAT'S TIME TO CHANGE THAT'S JUST -- THAT SHIT DON'T 516 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,421 DIAPER THAT'S TIME TO CHANGE THAT'S JUST -- THAT SHIT DON'T EVEN GO TOGETHER. 517 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,255 THAT'S JUST -- THAT SHIT DON'T EVEN GO TOGETHER. FUCK THAT. 518 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,882 EVEN GO TOGETHER. FUCK THAT. AT 111, YOU GOT TOO MANY 519 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,759 FUCK THAT. AT 111, YOU GOT TOO MANY FUCKED-UP MEMORIES OF NIGGAS. 520 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:08,760 AT 111, YOU GOT TOO MANY FUCKED-UP MEMORIES OF NIGGAS. FIRST OF ALL. 521 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,386 FUCKED-UP MEMORIES OF NIGGAS. FIRST OF ALL. YOU'VE BEEN ALL FUCKED AROUND 522 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,888 FIRST OF ALL. YOU'VE BEEN ALL FUCKED AROUND AND HAD A FLASHBACK AT 111. 523 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,306 YOU'VE BEEN ALL FUCKED AROUND AND HAD A FLASHBACK AT 111. "WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME? 524 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,766 AND HAD A FLASHBACK AT 111. "WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME? I THINK I USED TO OWN YOUR 525 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,558 "WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME? I THINK I USED TO OWN YOUR GRANDFATHER. 526 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,976 I THINK I USED TO OWN YOUR GRANDFATHER. WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME?" 527 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,227 GRANDFATHER. WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME?" DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT 528 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,437 WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME?" DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER SAID TO 529 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:23,566 DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER SAID TO CONDOLEEZZA RICE? 530 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,151 MOTHERFUCKER SAID TO CONDOLEEZZA RICE? McCAIN CAN'T BE PRESIDENT. 531 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:25,902 CONDOLEEZZA RICE? McCAIN CAN'T BE PRESIDENT. FUCK THAT. 532 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,821 McCAIN CAN'T BE PRESIDENT. FUCK THAT. HIS MEMORY CAN'T BE GOOD AT 111. 533 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,280 FUCK THAT. HIS MEMORY CAN'T BE GOOD AT 111. I GOT A UNCLE THAT'S 67. 534 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,031 HIS MEMORY CAN'T BE GOOD AT 111. I GOT A UNCLE THAT'S 67. WE DON'T LET THAT NIGGA DRIVE 535 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,868 I GOT A UNCLE THAT'S 67. WE DON'T LET THAT NIGGA DRIVE AFTER 7:00 P.M. 'CAUSE HE'LL 536 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,244 WE DON'T LET THAT NIGGA DRIVE AFTER 7:00 P.M. 'CAUSE HE'LL FORGET HE DRIVING EVERYBODY AND 537 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,663 AFTER 7:00 P.M. 'CAUSE HE'LL FORGET HE DRIVING EVERYBODY AND JUMP OUT TO GO PEE AND LEAVE THE 538 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,831 FORGET HE DRIVING EVERYBODY AND JUMP OUT TO GO PEE AND LEAVE THE CAR RUNNING RIGHT DOWN THE 539 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,749 JUMP OUT TO GO PEE AND LEAVE THE CAR RUNNING RIGHT DOWN THE STREET AND SHIT. 540 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:40,458 CAR RUNNING RIGHT DOWN THE STREET AND SHIT. McCAIN 111, 541 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,918 STREET AND SHIT. McCAIN 111, HE BEEN LOST THE MILITARY OR 542 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:42,585 McCAIN 111, HE BEEN LOST THE MILITARY OR SOME SHIT. 543 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,170 HE BEEN LOST THE MILITARY OR SOME SHIT. IT'S TIME FOR WAR, HE JUST WAKE 544 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,089 SOME SHIT. IT'S TIME FOR WAR, HE JUST WAKE UP 545 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,676 IT'S TIME FOR WAR, HE JUST WAKE UP "WHERE'S THE ARMY? 546 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,969 UP "WHERE'S THE ARMY? EVERYBODY WAITING ON THE ARMY IN 547 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:51,636 "WHERE'S THE ARMY? EVERYBODY WAITING ON THE ARMY IN BAGHDAD. 548 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:52,804 EVERYBODY WAITING ON THE ARMY IN BAGHDAD. HE DONE SENT EVERYBODY TO 549 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,221 BAGHDAD. HE DONE SENT EVERYBODY TO SOUTHEAST BERRY FARMS FOR NO 550 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,807 HE DONE SENT EVERYBODY TO SOUTHEAST BERRY FARMS FOR NO GODDAMN REASON. 551 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,309 SOUTHEAST BERRY FARMS FOR NO GODDAMN REASON. ( LAUGHTER ) 552 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,230 TOO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT 553 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,524 TOO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GOING ON IS MY MOTHERFUCKING 554 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,149 TOO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GOING ON IS MY MOTHERFUCKING POINT. 555 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,609 GOING ON IS MY MOTHERFUCKING POINT. THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKING SHIT 556 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:07,234 POINT. THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKING SHIT GOING ON. 557 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,778 THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKING SHIT GOING ON. THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO 558 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,363 GOING ON. THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A DEDICATION TO YOURSELF 559 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,990 THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A DEDICATION TO YOURSELF THAT YOU GONNA TREAT YOUR STAR 560 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,366 MAKE A DEDICATION TO YOURSELF THAT YOU GONNA TREAT YOUR STAR PLAYER A LITTLE BIT NICER IN 561 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:13,992 THAT YOU GONNA TREAT YOUR STAR PLAYER A LITTLE BIT NICER IN 2008. 562 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,702 PLAYER A LITTLE BIT NICER IN 2008. SOME OF US GO THROUGH OUR WHOLE 563 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,203 2008. SOME OF US GO THROUGH OUR WHOLE LIFE TRYING TO PLEASE OTHER 564 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,746 SOME OF US GO THROUGH OUR WHOLE LIFE TRYING TO PLEASE OTHER MOTHERFUCKERS, AND YOU CAN'T 565 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:19,622 LIFE TRYING TO PLEASE OTHER MOTHERFUCKERS, AND YOU CAN'T PLEASE NOBODY. 566 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,081 MOTHERFUCKERS, AND YOU CAN'T PLEASE NOBODY. PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY MAD. 567 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,416 PLEASE NOBODY. PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY MAD. PEOPLE AT YOUR JOB MAD. 568 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,710 PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY MAD. PEOPLE AT YOUR JOB MAD. PEOPLE IN YOUR CAR MAD. 569 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,878 PEOPLE AT YOUR JOB MAD. PEOPLE IN YOUR CAR MAD. EVERY M-- FUCK THAT. 570 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,295 PEOPLE IN YOUR CAR MAD. EVERY M-- FUCK THAT. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, 571 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:26,921 EVERY M-- FUCK THAT. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, NIGGA? 572 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,006 HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, NIGGA? HOW ARE YOU DOING? 573 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,674 NIGGA? HOW ARE YOU DOING? YOU MIGHT WANT TO FOCUS ON THAT 574 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,384 HOW ARE YOU DOING? YOU MIGHT WANT TO FOCUS ON THAT A LITTLE BIT MOTHERFUCKING MORE 575 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,220 YOU MIGHT WANT TO FOCUS ON THAT A LITTLE BIT MOTHERFUCKING MORE IN 2008, ESPECIALLY IF YOU A 576 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,847 A LITTLE BIT MOTHERFUCKING MORE IN 2008, ESPECIALLY IF YOU A REAL MOTHERFUCKER 'CAUSE THESE 577 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,181 IN 2008, ESPECIALLY IF YOU A REAL MOTHERFUCKER 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HATE REAL 578 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,057 REAL MOTHERFUCKER 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HATE REAL MOTHERFUCKERS. 579 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,726 MOTHERFUCKERS HATE REAL MOTHERFUCKERS. IF YOU ARE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER 580 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,185 MOTHERFUCKERS. IF YOU ARE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER UNDERSTAND THEY HATE EVERY 581 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,520 IF YOU ARE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER UNDERSTAND THEY HATE EVERY GODDAMN THING ABOUT YOU. 582 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,104 UNDERSTAND THEY HATE EVERY GODDAMN THING ABOUT YOU. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HATE REAL 583 00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:45,023 GODDAMN THING ABOUT YOU. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HATE REAL MOTHERFUCKERS. 584 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,440 THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HATE REAL MOTHERFUCKERS. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME 585 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,441 MOTHERFUCKERS. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME FUCKING EXAMPLE. 586 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:48,693 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME FUCKING EXAMPLE. THEY SUPPOSED TO BE PUTTING 587 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:49,903 FUCKING EXAMPLE. THEY SUPPOSED TO BE PUTTING MEDICINE IN AMERICA TO HELP 588 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,237 THEY SUPPOSED TO BE PUTTING MEDICINE IN AMERICA TO HELP MOTHERFUCKERS FEEL BETTER AND 589 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,613 MEDICINE IN AMERICA TO HELP MOTHERFUCKERS FEEL BETTER AND HELP YOU LIVE BETTER, BUT THESE 590 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,032 MOTHERFUCKERS FEEL BETTER AND HELP YOU LIVE BETTER, BUT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK 591 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:54,949 HELP YOU LIVE BETTER, BUT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE MEDICINE. 592 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:55,950 MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE MEDICINE. THEY OUT MAKING THEY 593 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:56,951 ABOUT THE MEDICINE. THEY OUT MAKING THEY MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. 594 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,327 THEY OUT MAKING THEY MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. THEY GIVE YOU ONE MEDICATION 595 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,746 MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. THEY GIVE YOU ONE MEDICATION SUPPOSED TO FIX SOME SHIT, AND 596 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,121 THEY GIVE YOU ONE MEDICATION SUPPOSED TO FIX SOME SHIT, AND THE SIDE EFFECT FUCK UP YOUR LEG 597 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:01,789 SUPPOSED TO FIX SOME SHIT, AND THE SIDE EFFECT FUCK UP YOUR LEG AND SHIT. 598 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,332 THE SIDE EFFECT FUCK UP YOUR LEG AND SHIT. THEN THEY GIVE YOU ANOTHER ONE 599 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,959 AND SHIT. THEN THEY GIVE YOU ANOTHER ONE TO FIX THAT, AND IT FUCK UP YOUR 600 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,168 THEN THEY GIVE YOU ANOTHER ONE TO FIX THAT, AND IT FUCK UP YOUR ARM, AND NOW YOU ON TWO 601 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,545 TO FIX THAT, AND IT FUCK UP YOUR ARM, AND NOW YOU ON TWO MEDICATIONS, LOOKING LIKE 602 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:08,880 ARM, AND NOW YOU ON TWO MEDICATIONS, LOOKING LIKE FLAMINGO IN FRONT OF YOUR 603 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,506 MEDICATIONS, LOOKING LIKE FLAMINGO IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CHILDREN AND SHIT. 604 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:11,925 FLAMINGO IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CHILDREN AND SHIT. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A 605 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:12,550 MOTHERFUCKING CHILDREN AND SHIT. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK. 606 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,343 THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK. JUST ONE MONTH, THEY SAY, "THIS 607 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,887 FUCK. JUST ONE MONTH, THEY SAY, "THIS IS THE BEST MEDICINE EVER. 608 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,263 JUST ONE MONTH, THEY SAY, "THIS IS THE BEST MEDICINE EVER. IT'LL CURE EVERYTHING. 609 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,098 IS THE BEST MEDICINE EVER. IT'LL CURE EVERYTHING. AND THEN THREE MONTHS LATER, YOU 610 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,892 IT'LL CURE EVERYTHING. AND THEN THREE MONTHS LATER, YOU HEAR THIS QUIET-ASS COMMERCIAL 611 00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,643 AND THEN THREE MONTHS LATER, YOU HEAR THIS QUIET-ASS COMMERCIAL "HAVE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR LOVED 612 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:25,605 HEAR THIS QUIET-ASS COMMERCIAL "HAVE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR LOVED ONES BEEN KILLED FROM USING OUR 613 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,731 "HAVE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR LOVED ONES BEEN KILLED FROM USING OUR MEDICINE? 614 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,858 ONES BEEN KILLED FROM USING OUR MEDICINE? DIAL 1-800-OUR-BAD. 615 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,235 MEDICINE? DIAL 1-800-OUR-BAD. THAT'S 1-800-OUR-BAD." 616 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,820 DIAL 1-800-OUR-BAD. THAT'S 1-800-OUR-BAD." THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A 617 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,487 THAT'S 1-800-OUR-BAD." THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK. 618 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,155 THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK. WEED IS STILL ILLEGAL, AND ALL 619 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,908 FUCK. WEED IS STILL ILLEGAL, AND ALL OF THEY SHIT IS STILL FUCKED UP. 620 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:38,492 WEED IS STILL ILLEGAL, AND ALL OF THEY SHIT IS STILL FUCKED UP. THEY MEDICATION EITHER DON'T 621 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,869 OF THEY SHIT IS STILL FUCKED UP. THEY MEDICATION EITHER DON'T WORK OR IT WORK TOO FUCKIN 622 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:40,494 THEY MEDICATION EITHER DON'T WORK OR IT WORK TOO FUCKIN GOOD. 623 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,121 WORK OR IT WORK TOO FUCKIN GOOD. AND I WASN'T FAMILIAR WITH 624 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,957 GOOD. AND I WASN'T FAMILIAR WITH WORKING TOO GOOD, AND I HAD TO 625 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,374 AND I WASN'T FAMILIAR WITH WORKING TOO GOOD, AND I HAD TO FIND OUT THE HARD WAY. 626 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,459 WORKING TOO GOOD, AND I HAD TO FIND OUT THE HARD WAY. I GOT A SON THAT'S 7, 627 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,418 FIND OUT THE HARD WAY. I GOT A SON THAT'S 7, HIS NAME'S MALIK. 628 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,544 I GOT A SON THAT'S 7, HIS NAME'S MALIK. THIS NIGGA RUN EVERY GODDAMN 629 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:49,169 HIS NAME'S MALIK. THIS NIGGA RUN EVERY GODDAMN DAY. 630 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,546 THIS NIGGA RUN EVERY GODDAMN DAY. THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK HE DO. 631 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,881 DAY. THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK HE DO. YOU AIN'T GOT TO CHASE HIM. 632 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,257 THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK HE DO. YOU AIN'T GOT TO CHASE HIM. YOU AIN'T GOT TO TRAIN HIM. 633 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,467 YOU AIN'T GOT TO CHASE HIM. YOU AIN'T GOT TO TRAIN HIM. YOU AIN'T GOT TO PUT SHORTS ON 634 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,093 YOU AIN'T GOT TO TRAIN HIM. YOU AIN'T GOT TO PUT SHORTS ON HIM. 635 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,302 YOU AIN'T GOT TO PUT SHORTS ON HIM. THIS NIGGA IS READY EVER 636 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:56,928 HIM. THIS NIGGA IS READY EVER MORNING. 637 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,846 THIS NIGGA IS READY EVER MORNING. SOON AS HIS FOOT TOUCH THE 638 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,807 MORNING. SOON AS HIS FOOT TOUCH THE GODDAMN GROUND OUT THE BED 639 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,349 SOON AS HIS FOOT TOUCH THE GODDAMN GROUND OUT THE BED ZOOM, THAT NIGGA'S GONE FOR THE 640 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:03,601 GODDAMN GROUND OUT THE BED ZOOM, THAT NIGGA'S GONE FOR THE REST OF THE GODDAMN DAY. 641 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,019 ZOOM, THAT NIGGA'S GONE FOR THE REST OF THE GODDAMN DAY. ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! 642 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:05,686 REST OF THE GODDAMN DAY. ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! 643 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,229 ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! YOU EITHER SEE HIM LIKE THIS OR 644 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:07,855 ZOOM! ZOOM! YOU EITHER SEE HIM LIKE THIS OR LIKE THAT. 645 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,273 YOU EITHER SEE HIM LIKE THIS OR LIKE THAT. THAT'S YOUR ONLY TWO OPTIONS. 646 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,067 LIKE THAT. THAT'S YOUR ONLY TWO OPTIONS. ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! 647 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:11,901 THAT'S YOUR ONLY TWO OPTIONS. ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! 648 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,402 ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! AND HE BE HAPPY AS SHIT. 649 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,655 ZOOM! ZOOM! AND HE BE HAPPY AS SHIT. NOW, THE NURSE AT THE SCHOOL 650 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:19,325 AND HE BE HAPPY AS SHIT. NOW, THE NURSE AT THE SCHOOL SAY... 651 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,494 NOW, THE NURSE AT THE SCHOOL SAY... SHE SAY IT'S NOT HEALTHY 652 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,997 SAY... SHE SAY IT'S NOT HEALTHY I SAID, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 653 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,748 SHE SAY IT'S NOT HEALTHY I SAID, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THE NIGGA'S HAPPY." 654 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,166 I SAID, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THE NIGGA'S HAPPY." SHE SAID, "UH, NO. NO. 655 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,626 THE NIGGA'S HAPPY." SHE SAID, "UH, NO. NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 656 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,544 SHE SAID, "UH, NO. NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHETHER HE'S HAPPY OR NOT, IT'S 657 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,462 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHETHER HE'S HAPPY OR NOT, IT'S NOT HEALTHY." 658 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,380 WHETHER HE'S HAPPY OR NOT, IT'S NOT HEALTHY." I SAID, "NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT 659 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,091 NOT HEALTHY." I SAID, "NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT ME TO DO 660 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,051 I SAID, "NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT ME TO DO I CAN'T PUT THE NIGGA IN TROUBLE 661 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,177 THE FUCK YOU WANT ME TO DO I CAN'T PUT THE NIGGA IN TROUBLE FOR BEING HAPPY. 662 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,386 I CAN'T PUT THE NIGGA IN TROUBLE FOR BEING HAPPY. THAT'S KIND OF..." 663 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,347 FOR BEING HAPPY. THAT'S KIND OF..." "NIGGA, STOP BEING HAPPY AND GET 664 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,016 THAT'S KIND OF..." "NIGGA, STOP BEING HAPPY AND GET IN HERE AND BE MISERABLE!" 665 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,018 "NIGGA, STOP BEING HAPPY AND GET IN HERE AND BE MISERABLE!" I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT, SO I 666 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,186 IN HERE AND BE MISERABLE!" I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT, SO I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?" 667 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,229 I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT, SO I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?" SO, SHE RECOMMENDED RITALIN. 668 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:52,525 SAID, "WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?" SO, SHE RECOMMENDED RITALIN. NOW, SHE TOLD ME THE SHIT WAS 669 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,861 SO, SHE RECOMMENDED RITALIN. NOW, SHE TOLD ME THE SHIT WAS GONNA EVEN HIM OUT. 670 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,570 NOW, SHE TOLD ME THE SHIT WAS GONNA EVEN HIM OUT. NOW, EITHER I DON'T KNOW WHAT 671 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,323 GONNA EVEN HIM OUT. NOW, EITHER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK "EVEN" MEANS, OR 672 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,200 NOW, EITHER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK "EVEN" MEANS, OR RITALIN GOT CRACK COCAINE IN IT. 673 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,036 THE FUCK "EVEN" MEANS, OR RITALIN GOT CRACK COCAINE IN IT. ONE OF THE TWO IS A GODDAMN FACT 674 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,912 RITALIN GOT CRACK COCAINE IN IT. ONE OF THE TWO IS A GODDAMN FACT 'CAUSE THIS SHIT IS NO BULLSHIT. 675 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:05,913 ONE OF THE TWO IS A GODDAMN FACT 'CAUSE THIS SHIT IS NO BULLSHIT. I WASN'T READY. 676 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:06,956 'CAUSE THIS SHIT IS NO BULLSHIT. I WASN'T READY. HE WASN'T READY. 677 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,708 I WASN'T READY. HE WASN'T READY. THIS SHIT CAUGHT BOTH OF US OFF 678 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,333 HE WASN'T READY. THIS SHIT CAUGHT BOTH OF US OFF GUARD. 679 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,169 THIS SHIT CAUGHT BOTH OF US OFF GUARD. I GAVE THE NIGGA THE SHIT IN THE 680 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:11,836 GUARD. I GAVE THE NIGGA THE SHIT IN THE KITCHEN. 681 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,587 I GAVE THE NIGGA THE SHIT IN THE KITCHEN. HE WAS ON THE WAY TO HIS ROOM. 682 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,297 KITCHEN. HE WAS ON THE WAY TO HIS ROOM. THAT NIGGA NEVER EVEN MADE IT 683 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,340 HE WAS ON THE WAY TO HIS ROOM. THAT NIGGA NEVER EVEN MADE IT OUT THE HALLWAY. 684 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,092 THAT NIGGA NEVER EVEN MADE IT OUT THE HALLWAY. THAT SHIT CAUGHT THAT NIGGA IN 685 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:18,885 OUT THE HALLWAY. THAT SHIT CAUGHT THAT NIGGA IN MID STRIDE. 686 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,053 THAT SHIT CAUGHT THAT NIGGA IN MID STRIDE. HE WAS JUST... 687 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,180 MID STRIDE. HE WAS JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) 688 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,607 NOW, FOR THE FIRST TWO HOURS, 689 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,317 NOW, FOR THE FIRST TWO HOURS, I WAS HAPPY AS SHIT. 690 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,319 NOW, FOR THE FIRST TWO HOURS, I WAS HAPPY AS SHIT. I'M GETTING SHIT DONE. 691 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:40,280 I WAS HAPPY AS SHIT. I'M GETTING SHIT DONE. I'M LIKE, "THIS IS WONDERFUL." 692 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:45,828 I'M GETTING SHIT DONE. I'M LIKE, "THIS IS WONDERFUL." BUT AFTER THREE HOURS... 693 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,496 I'M LIKE, "THIS IS WONDERFUL." BUT AFTER THREE HOURS... AFTER THREE HOURS, YOU GOT TO 694 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,082 BUT AFTER THREE HOURS... AFTER THREE HOURS, YOU GOT TO COME CHECK ON THE NIGGA NOW, 695 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,417 AFTER THREE HOURS, YOU GOT TO COME CHECK ON THE NIGGA NOW, AFTER THREE HOURS. 696 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,846 NIGGA, WHAT YOU DOING? 697 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,389 NIGGA, WHAT YOU DOING? MY KID'S A SMART-ASS 698 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,600 NIGGA, WHAT YOU DOING? MY KID'S A SMART-ASS "I'M BEING GOOD LIKE YOU WANTED, 699 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,810 MY KID'S A SMART-ASS "I'M BEING GOOD LIKE YOU WANTED, DADDY. 700 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,812 "I'M BEING GOOD LIKE YOU WANTED, DADDY. "OKAY. TOUCHE, MY NIGGA. TOUCHE. 701 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,189 DADDY. "OKAY. TOUCHE, MY NIGGA. TOUCHE. TOUCHE." 702 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,314 "OKAY. TOUCHE, MY NIGGA. TOUCHE. TOUCHE." THIS WHAT FUCKED ME UP 703 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,608 TOUCHE." THIS WHAT FUCKED ME UP I WAS LIKE, "YOU BEEN SITTIN 704 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,650 THIS WHAT FUCKED ME UP I WAS LIKE, "YOU BEEN SITTIN THERE FOR THREE HOURS. 705 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,985 I WAS LIKE, "YOU BEEN SITTIN THERE FOR THREE HOURS. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?" 706 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:20,071 THERE FOR THREE HOURS. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?" THAT NIGGA SAID, "RUNNING. 707 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,031 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?" THAT NIGGA SAID, "RUNNING. ( LAUGHTER ) 708 00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:31,457 "WELL, GO ON AND RUN, THEN 709 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:32,083 "WELL, GO ON AND RUN, THEN LOVE 710 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,292 "WELL, GO ON AND RUN, THEN LOVE NIGGA, GO ON AND RUN." 711 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,794 LOVE NIGGA, GO ON AND RUN." 'CAUSE YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO 712 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,503 NIGGA, GO ON AND RUN." 'CAUSE YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO LET REAL SHIT BE REAL SHIT 713 00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,422 'CAUSE YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO LET REAL SHIT BE REAL SHIT 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE 714 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:40,258 LET REAL SHIT BE REAL SHIT 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ATTACKING REAL SHIT AT EVERY 715 00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:41,634 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ATTACKING REAL SHIT AT EVERY MOTHERFUCKING ANGLE. 716 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,844 ATTACKING REAL SHIT AT EVERY MOTHERFUCKING ANGLE. THEY HAD A STORY ON CNN THREE 717 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,806 MOTHERFUCKING ANGLE. THEY HAD A STORY ON CNN THREE WEEKS AGO THAT SAID THE USDA HAS 718 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,767 THEY HAD A STORY ON CNN THREE WEEKS AGO THAT SAID THE USDA HAS APPROVED THE SALE OF CLONED MEAT 719 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:53,437 WEEKS AGO THAT SAID THE USDA HAS APPROVED THE SALE OF CLONED MEAT TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. 720 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,397 APPROVED THE SALE OF CLONED MEAT TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. WHAT? 721 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,066 TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. WHAT? SEE, I WAS HIGH WHEN I 722 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,277 WHAT? SEE, I WAS HIGH WHEN I ORIGINALLY SAW THE STORY, SO I 723 00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:01,445 SEE, I WAS HIGH WHEN I ORIGINALLY SAW THE STORY, SO I WAITED ALL THE WAY TILL I CAME 724 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,739 ORIGINALLY SAW THE STORY, SO I WAITED ALL THE WAY TILL I CAME DOWN TO RELOOK AT THE STORY, AND 725 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:06,533 WAITED ALL THE WAY TILL I CAME DOWN TO RELOOK AT THE STORY, AND IT STILL FUCKING SAID THE USDA 726 00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:09,411 DOWN TO RELOOK AT THE STORY, AND IT STILL FUCKING SAID THE USDA HAS APPROVED THE SALE OF CLONED 727 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,664 IT STILL FUCKING SAID THE USDA HAS APPROVED THE SALE OF CLONED MEAT TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. 728 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,415 HAS APPROVED THE SALE OF CLONED MEAT TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. AIN'T THAT ABOUT A GOD - 729 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,542 MEAT TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. AIN'T THAT ABOUT A GOD - YOU RAGGEDY MOTHERFUCKERS WOULD 730 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,086 AIN'T THAT ABOUT A GOD - YOU RAGGEDY MOTHERFUCKERS WOULD FEED -- YOU GONNA FEED.. 731 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,963 YOU RAGGEDY MOTHERFUCKERS WOULD FEED -- YOU GONNA FEED.. WE SAW THE MOVIE "MULTIPLICITY." 732 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,673 FEED -- YOU GONNA FEED.. WE SAW THE MOVIE "MULTIPLICITY." WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK CLONED 733 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:21,882 WE SAW THE MOVIE "MULTIPLICITY." WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK CLONED MEAN, MOTHERFUCKER. 734 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,134 WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK CLONED MEAN, MOTHERFUCKER. IT MEANS RETARDED. 735 00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:24,551 MEAN, MOTHERFUCKER. IT MEANS RETARDED. YOU GONNA FEED US THE 736 00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:25,928 IT MEANS RETARDED. YOU GONNA FEED US THE RETARDED-ASS CLONED COW MEAT 737 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:26,553 YOU GONNA FEED US THE RETARDED-ASS CLONED COW MEAT NOW? 738 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:28,222 RETARDED-ASS CLONED COW MEAT NOW? AND I THOUGHT NIGGAS WAS GONNA 739 00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:29,974 NOW? AND I THOUGHT NIGGAS WAS GONNA TEAR UP THE STREETS AND RIOT AND 740 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,391 AND I THOUGHT NIGGAS WAS GONNA TEAR UP THE STREETS AND RIOT AND SHIT, AND NOTHING FUCKING 741 00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:32,059 TEAR UP THE STREETS AND RIOT AND SHIT, AND NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED. 742 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,186 SHIT, AND NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED. YOU DAZED MOTHERFUCKERS. 743 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:34,394 HAPPENED. YOU DAZED MOTHERFUCKERS. YOU GONNA FEED AMERICA THE 744 00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:35,395 YOU DAZED MOTHERFUCKERS. YOU GONNA FEED AMERICA THE CLONED -- AIN'T THERE 745 00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:36,814 YOU GONNA FEED AMERICA THE CLONED -- AIN'T THERE MOTHERFUCKERS STARVING IN OTHE 746 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,191 CLONED -- AIN'T THERE MOTHERFUCKERS STARVING IN OTHE COUNTRIES THAT WE COULD'VE GAVE 747 00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:40,026 MOTHERFUCKERS STARVING IN OTHE COUNTRIES THAT WE COULD'VE GAVE THE GODDAMN RETARDED CLONED MEAT 748 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:41,610 COUNTRIES THAT WE COULD'VE GAVE THE GODDAMN RETARDED CLONED MEAT TO FIRST TO SEE IF THAT WAS 749 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:42,611 THE GODDAMN RETARDED CLONED MEAT TO FIRST TO SEE IF THAT WAS GONNA WORK OUT? 750 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,197 TO FIRST TO SEE IF THAT WAS GONNA WORK OUT? THEY AIN'T GOT SHIT TO EAT 751 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:45,363 GONNA WORK OUT? THEY AIN'T GOT SHIT TO EAT THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK. 752 00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:46,782 THEY AIN'T GOT SHIT TO EAT THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK. YOU CAN'T FEED IT TO US FIRST. 753 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,242 THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK. YOU CAN'T FEED IT TO US FIRST. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, THERE'S SOME 754 00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:50,119 YOU CAN'T FEED IT TO US FIRST. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, THERE'S SOME OF YOU SAME NIGGAS GONNA BE 755 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,704 YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, THERE'S SOME OF YOU SAME NIGGAS GONNA BE EATING THE SHIT OUT THAT GODDAMN 756 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,164 OF YOU SAME NIGGAS GONNA BE EATING THE SHIT OUT THAT GODDAMN CLONED MEAT AND TALKING SHIT 757 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:54,456 EATING THE SHIT OUT THAT GODDAMN CLONED MEAT AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT, "NIGGA, FUCK THAT 758 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,749 CLONED MEAT AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT, "NIGGA, FUCK THAT NIGGA, THE CLONED MEAT I 759 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:56,876 ABOUT, "NIGGA, FUCK THAT NIGGA, THE CLONED MEAT I DELICIOUS, NIGGA. 760 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,627 NIGGA, THE CLONED MEAT I DELICIOUS, NIGGA. THEY PUT THE GARLIC IN THE COW 761 00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,377 DELICIOUS, NIGGA. THEY PUT THE GARLIC IN THE COW AS A BABY. 762 00:22:59,377 --> 00:23:01,047 THEY PUT THE GARLIC IN THE COW AS A BABY. NIGGA, YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT TO 763 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:01,797 AS A BABY. NIGGA, YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT TO SEASON IT. 764 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,674 NIGGA, YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT TO SEASON IT. IT JUST ALREADY GROW UP GARLICKY 765 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:04,633 SEASON IT. IT JUST ALREADY GROW UP GARLICKY AND DELICIOUS. 766 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,594 IT JUST ALREADY GROW UP GARLICKY AND DELICIOUS. NIGGA, IT'S..." 767 00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:08,762 AND DELICIOUS. NIGGA, IT'S..." THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT US, 768 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:09,763 NIGGA, IT'S..." THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT US, AND YOU KNOW KNOW THE CLONED 769 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:10,764 THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT US, AND YOU KNOW KNOW THE CLONED MEAT GONNA BE CHEAP AS SHIT. 770 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:11,515 AND YOU KNOW KNOW THE CLONED MEAT GONNA BE CHEAP AS SHIT. "NIGGA, FUCK THAT. 771 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,683 MEAT GONNA BE CHEAP AS SHIT. "NIGGA, FUCK THAT. I WENT TO McDONALD'S AND GOT THE 772 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,601 "NIGGA, FUCK THAT. I WENT TO McDONALD'S AND GOT THE McCLONE COMBO FOR 19 CENTS 773 00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:15,269 I WENT TO McDONALD'S AND GOT THE McCLONE COMBO FOR 19 CENTS NIGGA. 774 00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:17,355 McCLONE COMBO FOR 19 CENTS NIGGA. HAD 11 BIG-ASS BIG MACS IN IT. 775 00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,148 NIGGA. HAD 11 BIG-ASS BIG MACS IN IT. IT WAS WONDERFUL." 776 00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,900 HAD 11 BIG-ASS BIG MACS IN IT. IT WAS WONDERFUL." THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 777 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:21,984 IT WAS WONDERFUL." THAT'S ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 778 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:23,194 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD. 779 00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:24,111 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD. NO, GO AHEAD. 780 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,905 GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD. NO, GO AHEAD. FEED YOUR BABY THE RETARDED-ASS 781 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,281 NO, GO AHEAD. FEED YOUR BABY THE RETARDED-ASS CLONED COW MEAT AND SEE WHAT THE 782 00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:27,948 FEED YOUR BABY THE RETARDED-ASS CLONED COW MEAT AND SEE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN. 783 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,283 CLONED COW MEAT AND SEE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN. YOU GONNA BE WONDERING WHY YOUR 784 00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:30,993 FUCK HAPPEN. YOU GONNA BE WONDERING WHY YOUR DAUGHTER'S 4 YEARS OLD, WEIGHS 785 00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:32,661 YOU GONNA BE WONDERING WHY YOUR DAUGHTER'S 4 YEARS OLD, WEIGHS 611 POUNDS, GOT A LITTLE HORN 786 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,330 DAUGHTER'S 4 YEARS OLD, WEIGHS 611 POUNDS, GOT A LITTLE HORN COME OUT OF HER MOTHERFUCKING 787 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:36,040 611 POUNDS, GOT A LITTLE HORN COME OUT OF HER MOTHERFUCKING BRAIDS, AND THE BITCH CAN'T DO 788 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,415 COME OUT OF HER MOTHERFUCKING BRAIDS, AND THE BITCH CAN'T DO HER ALPHABET CORRECTLY. 789 00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:40,961 BRAIDS, AND THE BITCH CAN'T DO HER ALPHABET CORRECTLY. JUST, "A...B...C...D...MOO!" 790 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,755 HER ALPHABET CORRECTLY. JUST, "A...B...C...D...MOO!" 'CAUSE YOU FED THAT BITCH THE 791 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,215 JUST, "A...B...C...D...MOO!" 'CAUSE YOU FED THAT BITCH THE RETARDED-ASS COW MEAT. 792 00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:46,008 'CAUSE YOU FED THAT BITCH THE RETARDED-ASS COW MEAT. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A 793 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:46,675 RETARDED-ASS COW MEAT. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK. 794 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,594 THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK. THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE 795 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,470 FUCK. THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING 796 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:51,097 THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING PLAYER. 797 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,015 IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING PLAYER. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS PUT SO MUCH 798 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,392 PLAYER. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS PUT SO MUCH BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS. 799 00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:56,394 THESE MOTHERFUCKERS PUT SO MUCH BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS. IF YOU WATCH THE NEWS, YOU WOULD 800 00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:58,104 BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS. IF YOU WATCH THE NEWS, YOU WOULD THINK STEROIDS IS THE DRUG 801 00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:59,397 IF YOU WATCH THE NEWS, YOU WOULD THINK STEROIDS IS THE DRUG PROBLEM IN AMERICA. 802 00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:01,357 THINK STEROIDS IS THE DRUG PROBLEM IN AMERICA. I'VE BEEN ALL ACROSS THIS GREAT 803 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,317 PROBLEM IN AMERICA. I'VE BEEN ALL ACROSS THIS GREAT COUNTRY, BUYING DRUGS AND SHIT 804 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:06,320 I'VE BEEN ALL ACROSS THIS GREAT COUNTRY, BUYING DRUGS AND SHIT I HAVE NEVER.. 805 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,030 COUNTRY, BUYING DRUGS AND SHIT I HAVE NEVER.. I HAVE NEVER RAN INTO A STEROID 806 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:08,697 I HAVE NEVER.. I HAVE NEVER RAN INTO A STEROID SALESMAN. 807 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,448 I HAVE NEVER RAN INTO A STEROID SALESMAN. HAVE ONE OF YOU NIGGAS EVER RAN 808 00:24:10,448 --> 00:24:12,201 SALESMAN. HAVE ONE OF YOU NIGGAS EVER RAN INTO ONE, JUST, "YOU KNOW, I GOT 809 00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:13,660 HAVE ONE OF YOU NIGGAS EVER RAN INTO ONE, JUST, "YOU KNOW, I GOT TO FIND THEM ROIDS, NIGGA. 810 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:15,162 INTO ONE, JUST, "YOU KNOW, I GOT TO FIND THEM ROIDS, NIGGA. I GOT TO FIND THEM ROIDS." 811 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,372 TO FIND THEM ROIDS, NIGGA. I GOT TO FIND THEM ROIDS." NIGGA, IF YOU GOT HEMORRHOIDS, 812 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:17,539 I GOT TO FIND THEM ROIDS." NIGGA, IF YOU GOT HEMORRHOIDS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE SELLING WEED 813 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:20,376 NIGGA, IF YOU GOT HEMORRHOIDS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE SELLING WEED RIGHT NOW, SHOULD YOU? 814 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:21,419 YOU SHOULDN'T BE SELLING WEED RIGHT NOW, SHOULD YOU? HOW THE FUCK THEY FUCK UP 815 00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:22,044 RIGHT NOW, SHOULD YOU? HOW THE FUCK THEY FUCK UP STEROIDS? 816 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:23,337 HOW THE FUCK THEY FUCK UP STEROIDS? STEROIDS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE 817 00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:24,338 STEROIDS? STEROIDS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PERFECT GODDAMN DRUG. 818 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:26,048 STEROIDS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PERFECT GODDAMN DRUG. NOW THEY GOT ROGER CLEMENS ALL 819 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,841 PERFECT GODDAMN DRUG. NOW THEY GOT ROGER CLEMENS ALL ON TV, TALKING ABOUT HE AIN'T ON 820 00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:28,550 NOW THEY GOT ROGER CLEMENS ALL ON TV, TALKING ABOUT HE AIN'T ON STEROIDS. 821 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,344 ON TV, TALKING ABOUT HE AIN'T ON STEROIDS. HE CAN SAY HE AIN'T ON STEROIDS, 822 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,179 STEROIDS. HE CAN SAY HE AIN'T ON STEROIDS, BUT WHAT HE CAN'T DO IS NOT LOOK 823 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,764 HE CAN SAY HE AIN'T ON STEROIDS, BUT WHAT HE CAN'T DO IS NOT LOOK BIG AS FUCK ON TV WHILE HE'S 824 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:34,514 BUT WHAT HE CAN'T DO IS NOT LOOK BIG AS FUCK ON TV WHILE HE'S SAYING IT. 825 00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:36,058 BIG AS FUCK ON TV WHILE HE'S SAYING IT. THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S HUGE. 826 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,517 SAYING IT. THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S HUGE. "SENATOR, I WAS NEVER ON 827 00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:38,227 THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S HUGE. "SENATOR, I WAS NEVER ON STEROIDS. 828 00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:41,272 "SENATOR, I WAS NEVER ON STEROIDS. SENATOR, I WAS NEVER ON 829 00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:42,773 STEROIDS. SENATOR, I WAS NEVER ON STEROIDS. 830 00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:44,566 SENATOR, I WAS NEVER ON STEROIDS. I JUST GOT BIGGER AND STRONGER 831 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,735 STEROIDS. I JUST GOT BIGGER AND STRONGER THE OLDER I GOT. 832 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,279 I JUST GOT BIGGER AND STRONGER THE OLDER I GOT. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TALKIN 833 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:49,196 THE OLDER I GOT. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TALKIN SO GODDAMN MUCH. 834 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:50,739 THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TALKIN SO GODDAMN MUCH. THAT'S WHY BARRY BONDS IS STIL 835 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,325 SO GODDAMN MUCH. THAT'S WHY BARRY BONDS IS STIL A GODDAMN "G" 'CAUSE BARRY AIN'T 836 00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:52,950 THAT'S WHY BARRY BONDS IS STIL A GODDAMN "G" 'CAUSE BARRY AIN'T SAY SHIT. 837 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:53,993 A GODDAMN "G" 'CAUSE BARRY AIN'T SAY SHIT. THEY COULDN'T STAND THAT 838 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:54,618 SAY SHIT. THEY COULDN'T STAND THAT MOTHERFUCKER. 839 00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:55,702 THEY COULDN'T STAND THAT MOTHERFUCKER. EVERY TIME THEY ASKED HIM 840 00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:56,912 MOTHERFUCKER. EVERY TIME THEY ASKED HIM ANOTHER QUESTION, HE JUST HIT 841 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:57,704 EVERY TIME THEY ASKED HIM ANOTHER QUESTION, HE JUST HIT ANOTHER HOME RUN. 842 00:24:57,704 --> 00:24:59,206 ANOTHER QUESTION, HE JUST HIT ANOTHER HOME RUN. THEY WAS MAD AS SHIT. 843 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,499 ANOTHER HOME RUN. THEY WAS MAD AS SHIT. "BARRY, ARE YOU ON STEROIDS? 844 00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:12,178 "NO COMMENT." 845 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:13,595 "NO COMMENT." THEY WAS MAD AS SHIT AT THAT 846 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:14,388 "NO COMMENT." THEY WAS MAD AS SHIT AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER. 847 00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:15,931 THEY WAS MAD AS SHIT AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY FUCKED UP 848 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:16,556 MOTHERFUCKER. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY FUCKED UP STEROIDS. 849 00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:18,058 I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY FUCKED UP STEROIDS. STEROIDS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE 850 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,185 STEROIDS. STEROIDS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PERFECT GODDAMN DRUG. 851 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,727 STEROIDS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PERFECT GODDAMN DRUG. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITED A NIGGA 852 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,104 PERFECT GODDAMN DRUG. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITED A NIGGA MY SIZE WAS TO HEAR ABOUT 853 00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:23,397 DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITED A NIGGA MY SIZE WAS TO HEAR ABOUT HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE? 854 00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:24,940 MY SIZE WAS TO HEAR ABOUT HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE? NIGGA, I THOUGHT JESUS HAD 855 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,192 HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE? NIGGA, I THOUGHT JESUS HAD ANSWERED THIS PRAYER 856 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:27,109 NIGGA, I THOUGHT JESUS HAD ANSWERED THIS PRAYER INDIVIDUALLY. 857 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,444 ANSWERED THIS PRAYER INDIVIDUALLY. I WAS GLUED TO THE TV. 858 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:29,987 INDIVIDUALLY. I WAS GLUED TO THE TV. "THANK YOU, JESUS, FOR FINALLY 859 00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:30,863 I WAS GLUED TO THE TV. "THANK YOU, JESUS, FOR FINALLY COMING THROUGH. 860 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:31,905 "THANK YOU, JESUS, FOR FINALLY COMING THROUGH. I APPRECIATE THAT. 861 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,491 COMING THROUGH. I APPRECIATE THAT. I KNEW YOU WEREN'T GONNA LET ME 862 00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:35,034 I APPRECIATE THAT. I KNEW YOU WEREN'T GONNA LET ME LOOK LIKE A SEVENTH GRADER THE 863 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:35,951 I KNEW YOU WEREN'T GONNA LET ME LOOK LIKE A SEVENTH GRADER THE REST OF MY LIFE. 864 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:40,873 LOOK LIKE A SEVENTH GRADER THE REST OF MY LIFE. I REALLY DID KNOW. 865 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,124 REST OF MY LIFE. I REALLY DID KNOW. FUCK WHAT Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT. 866 00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:43,334 I REALLY DID KNOW. FUCK WHAT Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT. I WAS GONNA BE THE FIRST NIGGA 867 00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:43,959 FUCK WHAT Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT. I WAS GONNA BE THE FIRST NIGGA ON STEROIDS. 868 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:45,294 I WAS GONNA BE THE FIRST NIGGA ON STEROIDS. I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE THE BIGGEST 869 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:46,544 ON STEROIDS. I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE THE BIGGEST NIGGA IN COMEDY ONE WAY OR THE 870 00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:47,921 I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE THE BIGGEST NIGGA IN COMEDY ONE WAY OR THE GODDAMN OTHER. 871 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:51,300 NIGGA IN COMEDY ONE WAY OR THE GODDAMN OTHER. "AT 5'5", 1,246 POUNDS OF 872 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,550 GODDAMN OTHER. "AT 5'5", 1,246 POUNDS OF COMEDY..." 873 00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:53,760 "AT 5'5", 1,246 POUNDS OF COMEDY..." AND I'M COMING OUT IN A FUR COAT 874 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:54,928 COMEDY..." AND I'M COMING OUT IN A FUR COAT AND BIKER SHORTS, SO YOU NIGGAS 875 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:56,055 AND I'M COMING OUT IN A FUR COAT AND BIKER SHORTS, SO YOU NIGGAS CAN'T ACT LIKE I AIN'T BIG AS 876 00:25:56,055 --> 00:26:00,351 AND BIKER SHORTS, SO YOU NIGGAS CAN'T ACT LIKE I AIN'T BIG AS SHIT 877 00:26:00,351 --> 00:26:01,559 CAN'T ACT LIKE I AIN'T BIG AS SHIT I WAS ALL MOTHERFUCKING EXCITED 878 00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:02,228 SHIT I WAS ALL MOTHERFUCKING EXCITED ABOUT STEROIDS. 879 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:03,354 I WAS ALL MOTHERFUCKING EXCITED ABOUT STEROIDS. I WAS LIKE, "WELL, WHAT'S THE 880 00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:03,979 ABOUT STEROIDS. I WAS LIKE, "WELL, WHAT'S THE SIDE EFFECT?" 881 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,231 I WAS LIKE, "WELL, WHAT'S THE SIDE EFFECT?" THEY WAS LIKE, "UH, IT MAKE YOUR 882 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,648 SIDE EFFECT?" THEY WAS LIKE, "UH, IT MAKE YOUR DICK LITTLE." 883 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:11,278 THEY WAS LIKE, "UH, IT MAKE YOUR DICK LITTLE." ( LAUGHTER ) 884 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,655 DICK LITTLE." ( LAUGHTER ) "MAKE YOUR DICK LITTLE?" 885 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,074 ( LAUGHTER ) "MAKE YOUR DICK LITTLE?" AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKING SIDE 886 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:15,699 "MAKE YOUR DICK LITTLE?" AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKING SIDE EFFECT. 887 00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:16,742 AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKING SIDE EFFECT. THAT'S FROM SATAN. 888 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,327 EFFECT. THAT'S FROM SATAN. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING 889 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:19,577 THAT'S FROM SATAN. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT "A SIDE EFFECT"? 890 00:26:19,577 --> 00:26:21,121 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT "A SIDE EFFECT"? IT MAKE YOU BIG AND MAKE YOUR 891 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:21,914 ABOUT "A SIDE EFFECT"? IT MAKE YOU BIG AND MAKE YOUR DICK LITTLE? 892 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:26,085 IT MAKE YOU BIG AND MAKE YOUR DICK LITTLE? AIN'T THAT.. 893 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,503 DICK LITTLE? AIN'T THAT.. I WAS TRYING TO GET THE MUSCLES 894 00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:28,628 AIN'T THAT.. I WAS TRYING TO GET THE MUSCLES TO GET SOME MORE PUSSY. 895 00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:29,671 I WAS TRYING TO GET THE MUSCLES TO GET SOME MORE PUSSY. I WASN'T TRYING TO TRICK A 896 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:30,297 TO GET SOME MORE PUSSY. I WASN'T TRYING TO TRICK A BITCH. 897 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:31,215 I WASN'T TRYING TO TRICK A BITCH. THAT'S JUST WRONG. 898 00:26:31,215 --> 00:26:32,425 BITCH. THAT'S JUST WRONG. "COME ON IN HERE, BITCH. 899 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:33,591 THAT'S JUST WRONG. "COME ON IN HERE, BITCH. I'M HUGE. YOU SEE I'M HUGE 900 00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:34,218 "COME ON IN HERE, BITCH. I'M HUGE. YOU SEE I'M HUGE COME ON IN." 901 00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:34,843 I'M HUGE. YOU SEE I'M HUGE COME ON IN." BING. 902 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:35,928 COME ON IN." BING. "NOTHING, I APOLOGIZE. 903 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:36,636 BING. "NOTHING, I APOLOGIZE. I APOLOGIZE. 904 00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:37,971 "NOTHING, I APOLOGIZE. I APOLOGIZE. WELL, FUCK ME ANYWAY, BUT FEEL 905 00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:38,638 I APOLOGIZE. WELL, FUCK ME ANYWAY, BUT FEEL MY ARMS. 906 00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:40,015 WELL, FUCK ME ANYWAY, BUT FEEL MY ARMS. YOU FEEL HOW BIG MY ARMS ARE 907 00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:40,640 MY ARMS. YOU FEEL HOW BIG MY ARMS ARE DON'T YOU? 908 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,477 YOU FEEL HOW BIG MY ARMS ARE DON'T YOU? DO YOU FEEL THAT?" 909 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:46,897 MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKED UP 910 00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:47,647 MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKED UP EVERYTHING. 911 00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:48,857 MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKED UP EVERYTHING. THAT'S WHY I'M SAYING IF YOU'RE 912 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,067 EVERYTHING. THAT'S WHY I'M SAYING IF YOU'RE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER, YOU JUST 913 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:51,235 THAT'S WHY I'M SAYING IF YOU'RE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER, YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO HOLD ON TO THE 914 00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:52,528 A REAL MOTHERFUCKER, YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO HOLD ON TO THE FACT YOU'RE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER 915 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:53,529 GONNA HAVE TO HOLD ON TO THE FACT YOU'RE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER BECAUSE IT'S GETTING READY TO 916 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:54,154 FACT YOU'RE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER BECAUSE IT'S GETTING READY TO CHANGE. 917 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:55,281 BECAUSE IT'S GETTING READY TO CHANGE. IT AIN'T JUST ABOUT COLOR. 918 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:56,073 CHANGE. IT AIN'T JUST ABOUT COLOR. THEY HATE ALL REAL 919 00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:56,782 IT AIN'T JUST ABOUT COLOR. THEY HATE ALL REAL MOTHERFUCKERS. 920 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:57,866 THEY HATE ALL REAL MOTHERFUCKERS. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME 921 00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:58,576 MOTHERFUCKERS. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME EXAMPLE. 922 00:26:58,576 --> 00:27:00,327 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME EXAMPLE. THERE'S A WHITE BOY THAT RAN 923 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:01,954 EXAMPLE. THERE'S A WHITE BOY THAT RAN TRACK FOR A MOTHERFUCKIN 924 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:02,580 THERE'S A WHITE BOY THAT RAN TRACK FOR A MOTHERFUCKIN LIVING. 925 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:04,415 TRACK FOR A MOTHERFUCKIN LIVING. HE RAN TRACK FOR A MOTHERFUCKING 926 00:27:04,415 --> 00:27:06,041 LIVING. HE RAN TRACK FOR A MOTHERFUCKING LIVING, AND HE LOST BOTH HIS 927 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,251 HE RAN TRACK FOR A MOTHERFUCKING LIVING, AND HE LOST BOTH HIS MOTHERFUCKING LEGS. 928 00:27:07,251 --> 00:27:09,336 LIVING, AND HE LOST BOTH HIS MOTHERFUCKING LEGS. NOW, I HATE LOSERS AND QUITTERS, 929 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:11,422 MOTHERFUCKING LEGS. NOW, I HATE LOSERS AND QUITTERS, BUT I FEEL LIKE IF YOU RUN FOR A 930 00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:12,923 NOW, I HATE LOSERS AND QUITTERS, BUT I FEEL LIKE IF YOU RUN FOR A MOTHERFUCKING LIVING, AND YOU 931 00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:14,467 BUT I FEEL LIKE IF YOU RUN FOR A MOTHERFUCKING LIVING, AND YOU LOSE BOTH OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING 932 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,009 MOTHERFUCKING LIVING, AND YOU LOSE BOTH OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LEGS, YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO 933 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:17,344 LOSE BOTH OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LEGS, YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SIT THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT. 934 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,305 LEGS, YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SIT THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT. YOU HAVE DONE EVERYTHING THERE 935 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:20,598 SIT THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT. YOU HAVE DONE EVERYTHING THERE WAS FOR YOU TO DO. 936 00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:22,433 YOU HAVE DONE EVERYTHING THERE WAS FOR YOU TO DO. AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER, ON SOME 937 00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:24,310 WAS FOR YOU TO DO. AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER, ON SOME GANGSTER SHIT, DECIDE NOT ONLY 938 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:25,769 AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER, ON SOME GANGSTER SHIT, DECIDE NOT ONLY IS HE GONNA WALK AGAIN, 939 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:27,480 GANGSTER SHIT, DECIDE NOT ONLY IS HE GONNA WALK AGAIN, HE DECIDE HE GONNA FUCKING RACE 940 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,105 IS HE GONNA WALK AGAIN, HE DECIDE HE GONNA FUCKING RACE AGAIN. 941 00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:29,898 HE DECIDE HE GONNA FUCKING RACE AGAIN. NOW, YOU GOT TO BE IN TUNE WIT 942 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,733 AGAIN. NOW, YOU GOT TO BE IN TUNE WIT YOUR FUCKING STAR PLAYER TO PULL 943 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,486 NOW, YOU GOT TO BE IN TUNE WIT YOUR FUCKING STAR PLAYER TO PULL THIS SHIT OFF 'CAUSE THEY MADE 944 00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:35,195 YOUR FUCKING STAR PLAYER TO PULL THIS SHIT OFF 'CAUSE THEY MADE HIM SOME ALUMINUM RACING LEGS 945 00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,989 THIS SHIT OFF 'CAUSE THEY MADE HIM SOME ALUMINUM RACING LEGS AND SHIT, LOOKED LIKE BENT-BACK 946 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,574 HIM SOME ALUMINUM RACING LEGS AND SHIT, LOOKED LIKE BENT-BACK PAPER CLIPS AND SHIT 947 00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:39,617 AND SHIT, LOOKED LIKE BENT-BACK PAPER CLIPS AND SHIT YES. 948 00:27:39,617 --> 00:27:43,036 PAPER CLIPS AND SHIT YES. ( LAUGHTER ) 949 00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:44,121 YES. ( LAUGHTER ) DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE SOMETHING 950 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:44,788 ( LAUGHTER ) DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME. 951 00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:45,747 DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME. SOME OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SAW 952 00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:46,373 WRONG WITH ME. SOME OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SAW THE STORY. 953 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:47,291 SOME OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SAW THE STORY. YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M 954 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:48,000 THE STORY. YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT. 955 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,126 YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT. IT LOOKED LIKE BENT-BACK PAPER 956 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:51,128 TALKING ABOUT. IT LOOKED LIKE BENT-BACK PAPER CLIPS, LIKE TWO BABY BOOMERANGS 957 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:51,920 IT LOOKED LIKE BENT-BACK PAPER CLIPS, LIKE TWO BABY BOOMERANGS AND SHIT. 958 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,255 CLIPS, LIKE TWO BABY BOOMERANGS AND SHIT. THAT'S WHAT HE HAD TO RUN ON 959 00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:54,590 AND SHIT. THAT'S WHAT HE HAD TO RUN ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAD TO BE IN 960 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:55,799 THAT'S WHAT HE HAD TO RUN ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAD TO BE IN TUNE WITH HIS STAR FUCKING 961 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:56,925 THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAD TO BE IN TUNE WITH HIS STAR FUCKING PLAYER 'CAUSE SOMETIMES, 962 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,260 TUNE WITH HIS STAR FUCKING PLAYER 'CAUSE SOMETIMES, MOTHERFUCKERS AIN'T GONNA HAVE 963 00:27:58,260 --> 00:27:59,386 PLAYER 'CAUSE SOMETIMES, MOTHERFUCKERS AIN'T GONNA HAVE YOUR BACK LIKE YOU THINK YOU 964 00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:00,012 MOTHERFUCKERS AIN'T GONNA HAVE YOUR BACK LIKE YOU THINK YOU SHOULD. 965 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,930 YOUR BACK LIKE YOU THINK YOU SHOULD. AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOW GOT TO 966 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,765 SHOULD. AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOW GOT TO COME IN ON HIS ALUMINUM RACING 967 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:05,643 AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOW GOT TO COME IN ON HIS ALUMINUM RACING LEGS AND RACE AGAIN, AND HE GOT 968 00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:07,353 COME IN ON HIS ALUMINUM RACING LEGS AND RACE AGAIN, AND HE GOT TO TRY TO COME IN AND BE ALL 969 00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:09,855 LEGS AND RACE AGAIN, AND HE GOT TO TRY TO COME IN AND BE ALL CALM AND SMOOTH AND NOT DRAW TOO 970 00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:11,982 TO TRY TO COME IN AND BE ALL CALM AND SMOOTH AND NOT DRAW TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO HIMSELF. 971 00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:14,901 CALM AND SMOOTH AND NOT DRAW TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO HIMSELF. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. 972 00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:17,321 MUCH ATTENTION TO HIMSELF. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. 973 00:28:17,321 --> 00:28:19,490 TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. 974 00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:21,783 TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. ( LAUGHTER ) 975 00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:29,542 MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING WITH HIM 976 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:30,167 MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING WITH HIM AND SHIT. 977 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:31,627 MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING WITH HIM AND SHIT. "YEAH, YOU GOT TO GO OVER THERE 978 00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:32,794 AND SHIT. "YEAH, YOU GOT TO GO OVER THERE AND SIGN UP FIRST BEFORE YOU 979 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:33,420 "YEAH, YOU GOT TO GO OVER THERE AND SIGN UP FIRST BEFORE YOU RACE." 980 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:34,630 AND SIGN UP FIRST BEFORE YOU RACE." "OH, OKAY, MOTHERFUCKER. 981 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:36,798 RACE." "OH, OKAY, MOTHERFUCKER. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK 982 00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:38,676 "OH, OKAY, MOTHERFUCKER. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. 983 00:28:38,676 --> 00:28:40,594 TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. 984 00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:41,637 TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. "YEAH, THEY SAID I GOT TO SIGN 985 00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:43,763 TINK. TINK. TINK. "YEAH, THEY SAID I GOT TO SIGN UP FIRST? 986 00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:49,061 "YEAH, THEY SAID I GOT TO SIGN UP FIRST? YEAH, SO NO SIGN UP AT ALL?" 987 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:51,605 UP FIRST? YEAH, SO NO SIGN UP AT ALL?" TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. 988 00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:52,814 YEAH, SO NO SIGN UP AT ALL?" TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. 989 00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,191 TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. AND HE ALL AT THE STARTING LINE. 990 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:55,484 TINK. TINK. AND HE ALL AT THE STARTING LINE. YOU KNOW MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING 991 00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:56,694 AND HE ALL AT THE STARTING LINE. YOU KNOW MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING WITH HIM, DOING ALL SORTS OF 992 00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:58,529 YOU KNOW MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING WITH HIM, DOING ALL SORTS OF UNNECESSARY EXERCISES WITH THEY 993 00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:00,280 WITH HIM, DOING ALL SORTS OF UNNECESSARY EXERCISES WITH THEY LEGS AND SHIT, JUST, "ON YOU 994 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,490 UNNECESSARY EXERCISES WITH THEY LEGS AND SHIT, JUST, "ON YOU MARK." 995 00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:06,286 LEGS AND SHIT, JUST, "ON YOU MARK." ( LAUGHTER ) 996 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:08,788 MARK." ( LAUGHTER ) TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. 997 00:29:08,788 --> 00:29:09,956 ( LAUGHTER ) TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. 998 00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:11,417 TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. AND THE CRAZIEST FUCKING THING 999 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:12,042 TINK. TINK. AND THE CRAZIEST FUCKING THING HAPPENED. 1000 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:13,335 AND THE CRAZIEST FUCKING THING HAPPENED. THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOT ONLY 1001 00:29:13,335 --> 00:29:14,211 HAPPENED. THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOT ONLY STARTED RUNNING. 1002 00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:15,421 THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOT ONLY STARTED RUNNING. THIS MOTHERFUCKER STARTED 1003 00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:16,046 STARTED RUNNING. THIS MOTHERFUCKER STARTED WINNING. 1004 00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:18,173 THIS MOTHERFUCKER STARTED WINNING. AND YOU KNOW A HATER CAN'T STAND 1005 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:19,466 WINNING. AND YOU KNOW A HATER CAN'T STAND A GODDAMN WINNER. 1006 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,468 AND YOU KNOW A HATER CAN'T STAND A GODDAMN WINNER. AND THE LAST PLACE YOU WANT TO 1007 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:23,512 A GODDAMN WINNER. AND THE LAST PLACE YOU WANT TO BE IN A MOTHERFUCKING FOOTRACE 1008 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:25,598 AND THE LAST PLACE YOU WANT TO BE IN A MOTHERFUCKING FOOTRACE IS BEHIND THE MOTHERFUCKER WITH 1009 00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:26,806 BE IN A MOTHERFUCKING FOOTRACE IS BEHIND THE MOTHERFUCKER WITH NO GODDAMN FOOTS. 1010 00:29:26,806 --> 00:29:28,058 IS BEHIND THE MOTHERFUCKER WITH NO GODDAMN FOOTS. THAT'S THE LAST -- 1011 00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:30,060 NO GODDAMN FOOTS. THAT'S THE LAST -- I BET THAT MOTHERFUCKERS WAS MAD 1012 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:32,646 THAT'S THE LAST -- I BET THAT MOTHERFUCKERS WAS MAD AS SHIT. 1013 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:37,943 "MY LEGS TIRED 1014 00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:39,612 "MY LEGS TIRED AIN'T YOUR LEGS TIRED? 1015 00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:41,321 "MY LEGS TIRED AIN'T YOUR LEGS TIRED? HIS LEGS AIN'T TIRED." 1016 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:42,740 AIN'T YOUR LEGS TIRED? HIS LEGS AIN'T TIRED." HE'S JUST TINK. TINK. TINK. 1017 00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:44,283 HIS LEGS AIN'T TIRED." HE'S JUST TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. 1018 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:44,991 HE'S JUST TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. 1019 00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:46,452 TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. JUST PAPER CLIPS AND SPARKS 1020 00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:47,160 TINK. TINK. JUST PAPER CLIPS AND SPARKS EVERYWHERE. 1021 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,121 JUST PAPER CLIPS AND SPARKS EVERYWHERE. JUST TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. 1022 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:51,081 EVERYWHERE. JUST TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. 1023 00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:52,832 JUST TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. BUT YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE IN TUNE 1024 00:29:52,832 --> 00:29:54,460 TINK. TINK. TINK. BUT YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING PLAYER 1025 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:56,002 BUT YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING PLAYER 'CAUSE THESE HATERS DO NOT PLAY 1026 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:56,629 WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING PLAYER 'CAUSE THESE HATERS DO NOT PLAY FAIR. 1027 00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:58,297 'CAUSE THESE HATERS DO NOT PLAY FAIR. THESE HATING-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS 1028 00:29:58,297 --> 00:29:59,839 FAIR. THESE HATING-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS AT THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE LET 1029 00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:01,550 THESE HATING-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS AT THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE LET THIS MOTHERFUCKER RACE AND THEN 1030 00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:03,843 AT THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE LET THIS MOTHERFUCKER RACE AND THEN WAITED TILL HE WON AND THEN 1031 00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:06,472 THIS MOTHERFUCKER RACE AND THEN WAITED TILL HE WON AND THEN DISQUALIFIED HIM AND SAID, AND I 1032 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,557 WAITED TILL HE WON AND THEN DISQUALIFIED HIM AND SAID, AND I QUOTE, "HE HAD AN UNFAIR 1033 00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:13,061 DISQUALIFIED HIM AND SAID, AND I QUOTE, "HE HAD AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE." 1034 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:14,146 QUOTE, "HE HAD AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE." ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE 1035 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,314 ADVANTAGE." ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKER RUNNING WITH NO 1036 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:15,981 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKER RUNNING WITH NO GODDAMN LEGS? 1037 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,107 MOTHERFUCKER RUNNING WITH NO GODDAMN LEGS? IS THAT WHO THE FUCK YOU TALKING 1038 00:30:17,107 --> 00:30:17,733 GODDAMN LEGS? IS THAT WHO THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1039 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:21,194 IS THAT WHO THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT? POOR LITTLE TINK TINK. 1040 00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:22,862 ABOUT? POOR LITTLE TINK TINK. THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU THINK 1041 00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:24,406 POOR LITTLE TINK TINK. THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVING A BAD GODDAMN DAY. 1042 00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:25,658 THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVING A BAD GODDAMN DAY. POOR LITTLE TINK TINK. 1043 00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:27,618 YOU HAVING A BAD GODDAMN DAY. POOR LITTLE TINK TINK. AIN'T THAT A BITCH? 1044 00:30:27,618 --> 00:30:29,119 POOR LITTLE TINK TINK. AIN'T THAT A BITCH? THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE 1045 00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:30,412 AIN'T THAT A BITCH? THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING 1046 00:30:30,412 --> 00:30:31,079 THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING PLAYER. 1047 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:32,539 IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING PLAYER. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WANT YOU TO 1048 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:33,290 PLAYER. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WANT YOU TO BE MISERABLE. 1049 00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:34,500 THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WANT YOU TO BE MISERABLE. THEY WANT YOU TO BE SAD. 1050 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:35,793 BE MISERABLE. THEY WANT YOU TO BE SAD. THEY WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE THEY 1051 00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:36,418 THEY WANT YOU TO BE SAD. THEY WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE THEY FEEL. 1052 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:37,961 THEY WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE THEY FEEL. YOU CAN'T FEEL LIKE THE FUCK 1053 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,505 FEEL. YOU CAN'T FEEL LIKE THE FUCK THEY FEEL 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T LIKE 1054 00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:40,172 YOU CAN'T FEEL LIKE THE FUCK THEY FEEL 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T LIKE THEM. 1055 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,674 THEY FEEL 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T LIKE THEM. YOU GONNA HAVE TO GET EVERY 1056 00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:43,133 THEM. YOU GONNA HAVE TO GET EVERY FUCKING LAUGH YOU CAN POSSIBLY 1057 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:43,759 YOU GONNA HAVE TO GET EVERY FUCKING LAUGH YOU CAN POSSIBLY GET. 1058 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:45,260 FUCKING LAUGH YOU CAN POSSIBLY GET. FUCK WHAT THEY TALKING ABOUT 1059 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,845 GET. FUCK WHAT THEY TALKING ABOUT THEY WANT YOU TO BE SAD 'CAUSE 1060 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:47,471 FUCK WHAT THEY TALKING ABOUT THEY WANT YOU TO BE SAD 'CAUSE THEY SAD. 1061 00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:48,138 THEY WANT YOU TO BE SAD 'CAUSE THEY SAD. FUCK THAT. 1062 00:30:48,138 --> 00:30:49,264 THEY SAD. FUCK THAT. YOU GOT TO BE HAPPY. 1063 00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:51,433 FUCK THAT. YOU GOT TO BE HAPPY. IF A MOTHERFUCKER FALL IN FRONT 1064 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,644 YOU GOT TO BE HAPPY. IF A MOTHERFUCKER FALL IN FRONT OF YOU IN 20-GODDAMN-08, AND YOU 1065 00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:55,771 IF A MOTHERFUCKER FALL IN FRONT OF YOU IN 20-GODDAMN-08, AND YOU ARE NOT A DOCTOR ON DUTY ACROSS 1066 00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:57,981 OF YOU IN 20-GODDAMN-08, AND YOU ARE NOT A DOCTOR ON DUTY ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE HOSPITAL, IT 1067 00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,775 ARE NOT A DOCTOR ON DUTY ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE HOSPITAL, IT IS YOUR OBLIGATION TO GET SEVEN 1068 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:01,443 THE STREET FROM THE HOSPITAL, IT IS YOUR OBLIGATION TO GET SEVEN LAUGHS OFF THAT MOTHERFUCKER 1069 00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:03,111 IS YOUR OBLIGATION TO GET SEVEN LAUGHS OFF THAT MOTHERFUCKER 'FORE HE GET OFF THE GROUND. 1070 00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:05,405 LAUGHS OFF THAT MOTHERFUCKER 'FORE HE GET OFF THE GROUND. ( LAUGHS ) 1071 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:07,199 'FORE HE GET OFF THE GROUND. ( LAUGHS ) CALL ANOTHER NIGGA SO HE CAN GET 1072 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:08,241 ( LAUGHS ) CALL ANOTHER NIGGA SO HE CAN GET FOUR OR FIVE IN. 1073 00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:09,909 CALL ANOTHER NIGGA SO HE CAN GET FOUR OR FIVE IN. YOU GONNA HAVE TO 'CAUSE THE 1074 00:31:09,909 --> 00:31:11,370 FOUR OR FIVE IN. YOU GONNA HAVE TO 'CAUSE THE WANT YOU TO BE MISERABLE. 1075 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:12,996 YOU GONNA HAVE TO 'CAUSE THE WANT YOU TO BE MISERABLE. I LAUGH AT SHIT I'M NOT EVEN 1076 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:15,207 WANT YOU TO BE MISERABLE. I LAUGH AT SHIT I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO LAUGH AT 1077 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:16,834 I LAUGH AT SHIT I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO LAUGH AT I LAUGH FIRST AND APOLOGIZE 1078 00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:18,335 SUPPOSED TO LAUGH AT I LAUGH FIRST AND APOLOGIZE AFTER, LIKE WHEN THEY WAS 1079 00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:19,919 I LAUGH FIRST AND APOLOGIZE AFTER, LIKE WHEN THEY WAS TALKING ABOUT THE POLYGAMY 1080 00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:21,505 AFTER, LIKE WHEN THEY WAS TALKING ABOUT THE POLYGAMY RANCH, AND THEY HAD THEM ALL ON 1081 00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:22,130 TALKING ABOUT THE POLYGAMY RANCH, AND THEY HAD THEM ALL ON TV. 1082 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,757 RANCH, AND THEY HAD THEM ALL ON TV. BEFORE THEY SHOWED THEM AND 1083 00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:25,342 TV. BEFORE THEY SHOWED THEM AND SHIT, WHEN THEY WAS JUST SHOWING 1084 00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:26,926 BEFORE THEY SHOWED THEM AND SHIT, WHEN THEY WAS JUST SHOWING THE RANCH, AND THEY HAD TOLD US 1085 00:31:26,926 --> 00:31:28,428 SHIT, WHEN THEY WAS JUST SHOWING THE RANCH, AND THEY HAD TOLD US ALL THE KIND OF FUCKED-UP SHIT 1086 00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:29,971 THE RANCH, AND THEY HAD TOLD US ALL THE KIND OF FUCKED-UP SHIT THAT WAS GOING ON IN THERE, I' 1087 00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:31,890 ALL THE KIND OF FUCKED-UP SHIT THAT WAS GOING ON IN THERE, I' WATCHING TV LIKE, "JUST SHOW US 1088 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,433 THAT WAS GOING ON IN THERE, I' WATCHING TV LIKE, "JUST SHOW US WHAT THESE MOTHERFUCKING 1089 00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:34,727 WATCHING TV LIKE, "JUST SHOW US WHAT THESE MOTHERFUCKING MONSTERS LOOK LIKE 1090 00:31:34,727 --> 00:31:36,645 WHAT THESE MOTHERFUCKING MONSTERS LOOK LIKE JUST SHOW US WHAT THESE HATEFUL 1091 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:38,313 MONSTERS LOOK LIKE JUST SHOW US WHAT THESE HATEFUL MOTHERFUCKING CREATURES LOOK 1092 00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:38,980 JUST SHOW US WHAT THESE HATEFUL MOTHERFUCKING CREATURES LOOK LIKE." 1093 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,357 MOTHERFUCKING CREATURES LOOK LIKE." AND THEN THEY OPEN THE DOORS 1094 00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:41,859 LIKE." AND THEN THEY OPEN THE DOORS AND THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CAME OUT 1095 00:31:41,859 --> 00:31:43,068 AND THEN THEY OPEN THE DOORS AND THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CAME OUT LIKE "LITTLE HOUSE ON THE 1096 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:44,319 AND THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CAME OUT LIKE "LITTLE HOUSE ON THE GODDAMN PRAIRIE" AND SHIT. 1097 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:48,407 LIKE "LITTLE HOUSE ON THE GODDAMN PRAIRIE" AND SHIT. ♪ DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, 1098 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:50,116 GODDAMN PRAIRIE" AND SHIT. ♪ DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN ♪ 1099 00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:51,702 ♪ DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN ♪ AND BITCH CAME OUT WITH A DRESS 1100 00:31:51,702 --> 00:31:53,203 DUN, DUN, DUN ♪ AND BITCH CAME OUT WITH A DRESS MADE OUT OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER 1101 00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:54,287 AND BITCH CAME OUT WITH A DRESS MADE OUT OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER AND LEAVES AND SHIT. 1102 00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:55,455 MADE OUT OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER AND LEAVES AND SHIT. I LAUGHED THE WHOLE GODDAMN 1103 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:56,122 AND LEAVES AND SHIT. I LAUGHED THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME. 1104 00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:57,165 I LAUGHED THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME. THEY HAD THEM POOR WOMEN IN 1105 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:57,791 TIME. THEY HAD THEM POOR WOMEN IN THERE. 1106 00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:59,000 THEY HAD THEM POOR WOMEN IN THERE. THEY DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT 1107 00:31:59,000 --> 00:31:59,626 THERE. THEY DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING. 1108 00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:00,627 THEY DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING. THEY AIN'T NEVER SEE 1109 00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:01,587 NOTHING. THEY AIN'T NEVER SEE "SEX AND THE CITY," 1110 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:02,713 THEY AIN'T NEVER SEE "SEX AND THE CITY," "THE SOPRANOS," NOTHING. 1111 00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:03,881 "SEX AND THE CITY," "THE SOPRANOS," NOTHING. THEY AIN'T NEVER SEEN NOTHING. 1112 00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:04,923 "THE SOPRANOS," NOTHING. THEY AIN'T NEVER SEEN NOTHING. THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY IN 1113 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:05,632 THEY AIN'T NEVER SEEN NOTHING. THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY IN THE INTERVIEW. 1114 00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:09,177 THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY IN THE INTERVIEW. JUST, "WE WANT OUR KIDS." 1115 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:10,637 THE INTERVIEW. JUST, "WE WANT OUR KIDS." OH, I LAUGHED FROM A GOOD, 1116 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:12,138 JUST, "WE WANT OUR KIDS." OH, I LAUGHED FROM A GOOD, HEALTHY PLACE TO SEE WHITE 1117 00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:14,474 OH, I LAUGHED FROM A GOOD, HEALTHY PLACE TO SEE WHITE PEOPLE BACK IN COLONIAL DAYS 1118 00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:15,851 HEALTHY PLACE TO SEE WHITE PEOPLE BACK IN COLONIAL DAYS AGAIN ON TV 'CAUSE YOU KNOW IF 1119 00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:17,185 PEOPLE BACK IN COLONIAL DAYS AGAIN ON TV 'CAUSE YOU KNOW IF THAT WOULD'VE BEEN NIGGAS, I 1120 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,228 AGAIN ON TV 'CAUSE YOU KNOW IF THAT WOULD'VE BEEN NIGGAS, I WOULD'VE BEEN SOME DIFFERENT 1121 00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:18,854 THAT WOULD'VE BEEN NIGGAS, I WOULD'VE BEEN SOME DIFFERENT SHIT. 1122 00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:20,230 WOULD'VE BEEN SOME DIFFERENT SHIT. IF THEY'D HAVE FOUND 400 NIGGA 1123 00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:21,523 SHIT. IF THEY'D HAVE FOUND 400 NIGGA KIDS IN THE CAMP, THEY'D HAVE 1124 00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:22,941 IF THEY'D HAVE FOUND 400 NIGGA KIDS IN THE CAMP, THEY'D HAVE BURNED THAT BITCH DOWN AND CAME 1125 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,068 KIDS IN THE CAMP, THEY'D HAVE BURNED THAT BITCH DOWN AND CAME IN WITH 800 SWAT TEAMS. 1126 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,653 BURNED THAT BITCH DOWN AND CAME IN WITH 800 SWAT TEAMS. BUT BECAUSE THEY WAS WHITE, THEY 1127 00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:28,196 IN WITH 800 SWAT TEAMS. BUT BECAUSE THEY WAS WHITE, THEY CAME AND GOT THEM IN TOUR BUSES 1128 00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:29,531 BUT BECAUSE THEY WAS WHITE, THEY CAME AND GOT THEM IN TOUR BUSES AND SHIT AND TOOK THEM ON. 1129 00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:32,743 CAME AND GOT THEM IN TOUR BUSES AND SHIT AND TOOK THEM ON. ♪ DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN 1130 00:32:32,743 --> 00:32:34,745 AND SHIT AND TOOK THEM ON. ♪ DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN ♪ 1131 00:32:34,745 --> 00:32:36,204 ♪ DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN ♪ I LAUGH ALL THE GODDAMN TIME. 1132 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:37,581 DUN DUN DUN ♪ I LAUGH ALL THE GODDAMN TIME. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT'S 1133 00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:38,331 I LAUGH ALL THE GODDAMN TIME. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT'S RIGHT OR NOT. 1134 00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:39,165 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT'S RIGHT OR NOT. I LAUGH FIRST. 1135 00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:40,751 RIGHT OR NOT. I LAUGH FIRST. LIKE WHEN THEM MOTHERFUCKERS GOT 1136 00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:42,878 I LAUGH FIRST. LIKE WHEN THEM MOTHERFUCKERS GOT ATTACKED BY THAT GODDAMN TIGER 1137 00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:44,463 LIKE WHEN THEM MOTHERFUCKERS GOT ATTACKED BY THAT GODDAMN TIGER IN THE GODDAMN ZOO IN 1138 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:46,131 ATTACKED BY THAT GODDAMN TIGER IN THE GODDAMN ZOO IN SAN FRANCISCO AND SHIT 1139 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:48,341 IN THE GODDAMN ZOO IN SAN FRANCISCO AND SHIT AND THEY HAD IT ALL ON CNN LIKE 1140 00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:50,385 SAN FRANCISCO AND SHIT AND THEY HAD IT ALL ON CNN LIKE IT WAS A NATIONAL TRAGEDY AND 1141 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:55,014 AND THEY HAD IT ALL ON CNN LIKE IT WAS A NATIONAL TRAGEDY AND SHIT, JUST, "OH, IT'S SO SAD." 1142 00:32:55,014 --> 00:32:58,644 IT WAS A NATIONAL TRAGEDY AND SHIT, JUST, "OH, IT'S SO SAD." WELL, I DIDN'T SEE NOTHING SAD 1143 00:32:58,644 --> 00:32:59,895 SHIT, JUST, "OH, IT'S SO SAD." WELL, I DIDN'T SEE NOTHING SAD AT ALL. 1144 00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,396 WELL, I DIDN'T SEE NOTHING SAD AT ALL. I LAUGHED THE WHOLE GODDAMN 1145 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:02,021 AT ALL. I LAUGHED THE WHOLE GODDAMN COVERAGE. 1146 00:33:02,021 --> 00:33:03,106 I LAUGHED THE WHOLE GODDAMN COVERAGE. THESE WASN'T KIDS. 1147 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,733 COVERAGE. THESE WASN'T KIDS. THESE WAS GROWN MOTHERFUCKERS. 1148 00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:06,318 THESE WASN'T KIDS. THESE WAS GROWN MOTHERFUCKERS. I FEEL LIKE IF YOU'RE A GROWN 1149 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,694 THESE WAS GROWN MOTHERFUCKERS. I FEEL LIKE IF YOU'RE A GROWN MOTHERFUCKER, AND YOU GET 1150 00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:10,196 I FEEL LIKE IF YOU'RE A GROWN MOTHERFUCKER, AND YOU GET KILLED, AND YOU GET KILLED BY A 1151 00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:12,658 MOTHERFUCKER, AND YOU GET KILLED, AND YOU GET KILLED BY A TIGER, AND YOU GET KILLED BY A 1152 00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:14,868 KILLED, AND YOU GET KILLED BY A TIGER, AND YOU GET KILLED BY A TIGER IN A ZOO, AND YOU GET 1153 00:33:14,868 --> 00:33:16,620 TIGER, AND YOU GET KILLED BY A TIGER IN A ZOO, AND YOU GET KILLED BY A TIGER IN A ZOO IN 1154 00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:18,371 TIGER IN A ZOO, AND YOU GET KILLED BY A TIGER IN A ZOO IN SAN FRANCISCO, I THINK GOD'S 1155 00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:19,915 KILLED BY A TIGER IN A ZOO IN SAN FRANCISCO, I THINK GOD'S WILL HAS BEEN DONE FOR YOUR 1156 00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:20,540 SAN FRANCISCO, I THINK GOD'S WILL HAS BEEN DONE FOR YOUR LIFE. 1157 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:22,083 WILL HAS BEEN DONE FOR YOUR LIFE. I THINK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WAS 1158 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,627 LIFE. I THINK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, AND I THINK 1159 00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:25,253 I THINK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, AND I THINK HE WANTED ME TO LAUGH ABOUT IT A 1160 00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:25,879 SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, AND I THINK HE WANTED ME TO LAUGH ABOUT IT A WHOLE LOT. 1161 00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:26,964 HE WANTED ME TO LAUGH ABOUT IT A WHOLE LOT. THAT'S WHAT I THINK. 1162 00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:27,673 WHOLE LOT. THAT'S WHAT I THINK. FUCK THAT. 1163 00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:29,132 THAT'S WHAT I THINK. FUCK THAT. I'M A PARENT. I GOT KIDS. 1164 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:30,926 FUCK THAT. I'M A PARENT. I GOT KIDS. I FEEL LIKE IF YOU RAISE A CHILD 1165 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:32,719 I'M A PARENT. I GOT KIDS. I FEEL LIKE IF YOU RAISE A CHILD AT ANY AGE THAT'S DUMB ENOUGH TO 1166 00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:34,554 I FEEL LIKE IF YOU RAISE A CHILD AT ANY AGE THAT'S DUMB ENOUGH TO CLIMB INTO A TIGER'S CAGE, YOU 1167 00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:36,473 AT ANY AGE THAT'S DUMB ENOUGH TO CLIMB INTO A TIGER'S CAGE, YOU SHOULD TELL THEM THE REST OF THE 1168 00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:37,432 CLIMB INTO A TIGER'S CAGE, YOU SHOULD TELL THEM THE REST OF THE GODDAMN STORY. 1169 00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:38,976 SHOULD TELL THEM THE REST OF THE GODDAMN STORY. "THEN THE TIGER EATS YOUR 1170 00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:40,185 GODDAMN STORY. "THEN THE TIGER EATS YOUR ASSHOLE OUT, BABY. 1171 00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:41,144 "THEN THE TIGER EATS YOUR ASSHOLE OUT, BABY. THAT'S THE END." 1172 00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:42,813 ASSHOLE OUT, BABY. THAT'S THE END." THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S SUPPOSED 1173 00:33:42,813 --> 00:33:43,480 THAT'S THE END." THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 1174 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:44,773 THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. AND THESE MOTHERFUCKING 1175 00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:47,233 TO HAPPEN. AND THESE MOTHERFUCKING ZOOKEEPERS GOT ON TV AND STARTED 1176 00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:49,611 AND THESE MOTHERFUCKING ZOOKEEPERS GOT ON TV AND STARTED TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE TIGERS, 1177 00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:51,905 ZOOKEEPERS GOT ON TV AND STARTED TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE TIGERS, START SNITCHING ON THE TIGERS 1178 00:33:51,905 --> 00:33:54,199 TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE TIGERS, START SNITCHING ON THE TIGERS LIKE THEY WAS DISAPPOINTED I 1179 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,575 START SNITCHING ON THE TIGERS LIKE THEY WAS DISAPPOINTED I THE TIGERS AND SHIT, LIKE, "WE 1180 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,076 LIKE THEY WAS DISAPPOINTED I THE TIGERS AND SHIT, LIKE, "WE CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WOULD EVEN DO 1181 00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:58,077 THE TIGERS AND SHIT, LIKE, "WE CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WOULD EVEN DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1182 00:33:58,077 --> 00:33:59,538 CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WOULD EVEN DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. THEY'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE 1183 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:00,205 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. THEY'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE. 1184 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:01,623 THEY'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE. AND IF THEY'RE A DANGER TO THE 1185 00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:02,958 THAT BEFORE. AND IF THEY'RE A DANGER TO THE COMMUNITY, THEN WE'LL HAVE TO 1186 00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:03,834 AND IF THEY'RE A DANGER TO THE COMMUNITY, THEN WE'LL HAVE TO GET RID OF THEM." 1187 00:34:03,834 --> 00:34:05,418 COMMUNITY, THEN WE'LL HAVE TO GET RID OF THEM." YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE TIGER 1188 00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:06,879 GET RID OF THEM." YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE TIGER YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE ONLY 1189 00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:08,421 YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE TIGER YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE ONLY REAL MOTHERFUCKER IN THE WHOLE 1190 00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:09,381 YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE ONLY REAL MOTHERFUCKER IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN EQUATION. 1191 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:10,966 REAL MOTHERFUCKER IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN EQUATION. YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE TIGER? 1192 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:12,342 GODDAMN EQUATION. YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE TIGER? FIRST OF ALL, WHITE PEOPLE 1193 00:34:12,342 --> 00:34:14,761 YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE TIGER? FIRST OF ALL, WHITE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THIS. 1194 00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:16,221 FIRST OF ALL, WHITE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THIS. IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT 1195 00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:17,597 UNDERSTAND THIS. IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A TIGER IN A 1196 00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:20,266 IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A TIGER IN A ZOO, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU EVER 1197 00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:21,727 IT'S LIKE TO BE A TIGER IN A ZOO, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU EVER GONNA UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE 1198 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:23,186 ZOO, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU EVER GONNA UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A NIGGA IN AMERICA, IF YOU 1199 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:25,104 GONNA UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A NIGGA IN AMERICA, IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE 1200 00:34:25,104 --> 00:34:26,606 TO BE A NIGGA IN AMERICA, IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A TIGER IN A ZOO. 1201 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:27,983 CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A TIGER IN A ZOO. LOOK AT WHITE PEOPLE. 1202 00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:29,860 TO BE A TIGER IN A ZOO. LOOK AT WHITE PEOPLE. "WHAT? 1203 00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:31,987 LOOK AT WHITE PEOPLE. "WHAT? NIGGAS ARE TIGERS NOW? 1204 00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:33,405 "WHAT? NIGGAS ARE TIGERS NOW? THEY'RE GREAT!" 1205 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:34,823 NIGGAS ARE TIGERS NOW? THEY'RE GREAT!" FOLLOW ALONG, WHITE PEOPLE. 1206 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,241 THEY'RE GREAT!" FOLLOW ALONG, WHITE PEOPLE. ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU GOT TO 1207 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:37,617 FOLLOW ALONG, WHITE PEOPLE. ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU GOT TO LOOK AT THIS SHIT FROM THE 1208 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:39,244 ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU GOT TO LOOK AT THIS SHIT FROM THE TIGER'S MOTHERFUCKING VIEWPOINT. 1209 00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:40,620 LOOK AT THIS SHIT FROM THE TIGER'S MOTHERFUCKING VIEWPOINT. FIRST OF ALL, THIS AIN'T NO 1210 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,039 TIGER'S MOTHERFUCKING VIEWPOINT. FIRST OF ALL, THIS AIN'T NO "FAKE-ASS, GOT IT AT THE MALL" 1211 00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:42,664 FIRST OF ALL, THIS AIN'T NO "FAKE-ASS, GOT IT AT THE MALL" TIGER. 1212 00:34:42,664 --> 00:34:44,165 "FAKE-ASS, GOT IT AT THE MALL" TIGER. THIS IS A REAL GODDAMN TIGER. 1213 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:45,417 TIGER. THIS IS A REAL GODDAMN TIGER. LIKE THE KIND THAT BE ON 1214 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:47,044 THIS IS A REAL GODDAMN TIGER. LIKE THE KIND THAT BE ON "NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC" EVERY TIME 1215 00:34:47,044 --> 00:34:48,628 LIKE THE KIND THAT BE ON "NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC" EVERY TIME YOU TURN IT ON, ON THE BACK OF A 1216 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:50,171 "NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC" EVERY TIME YOU TURN IT ON, ON THE BACK OF A WILDEBEEST'S ASS AND SHIT, 1217 00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:51,297 YOU TURN IT ON, ON THE BACK OF A WILDEBEEST'S ASS AND SHIT, JUST.. 1218 00:34:51,297 --> 00:34:55,802 WILDEBEEST'S ASS AND SHIT, JUST.. ( LAUGHTER ) 1219 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:56,887 JUST.. ( LAUGHTER ) THE WILDEBEEST DON'T EVEN BE 1220 00:34:56,887 --> 00:34:57,512 ( LAUGHTER ) THE WILDEBEEST DON'T EVEN BE DEAD. 1221 00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:58,680 THE WILDEBEEST DON'T EVEN BE DEAD. "I'M NOT EVEN DEAD YET!" 1222 00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,973 DEAD. "I'M NOT EVEN DEAD YET!" "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, BITCH. 1223 00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:02,350 "I'M NOT EVEN DEAD YET!" "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, BITCH. I'M HUNGRY NOW!" 1224 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,185 "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, BITCH. I'M HUNGRY NOW!" A REAL FUCKING TIGER. 1225 00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:06,479 I'M HUNGRY NOW!" A REAL FUCKING TIGER. AND EVERY DAY, THEY GOT THIS 1226 00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:09,066 A REAL FUCKING TIGER. AND EVERY DAY, THEY GOT THIS REAL FUCKING TIGER IN A FAKE-ASS 1227 00:35:09,066 --> 00:35:10,275 AND EVERY DAY, THEY GOT THIS REAL FUCKING TIGER IN A FAKE-ASS HABITAT. 1228 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:13,319 REAL FUCKING TIGER IN A FAKE-ASS HABITAT. REAL FUCKING TIGER, FAKE-ASS 1229 00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:14,112 HABITAT. REAL FUCKING TIGER, FAKE-ASS HABITAT. 1230 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,197 REAL FUCKING TIGER, FAKE-ASS HABITAT. AND THE TIGER NOT SUPPOSED TO 1231 00:35:16,197 --> 00:35:18,450 HABITAT. AND THE TIGER NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW, AS A REAL TIGER, THAT THIS 1232 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,243 AND THE TIGER NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW, AS A REAL TIGER, THAT THIS IS A SPEAKER SYSTEM. 1233 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:21,954 KNOW, AS A REAL TIGER, THAT THIS IS A SPEAKER SYSTEM. ( LAUGHTER ) 1234 00:35:32,923 --> 00:35:34,466 AND EVERY FUCKING DAY, THE TIGER 1235 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:35,675 AND EVERY FUCKING DAY, THE TIGER BE FUCKED UP 'CAUSE HE BE 1236 00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:36,342 AND EVERY FUCKING DAY, THE TIGER BE FUCKED UP 'CAUSE HE BE CONFLICTED. 1237 00:35:36,342 --> 00:35:37,803 BE FUCKED UP 'CAUSE HE BE CONFLICTED. EVERYTHING IN THE TIGER SPIRIT 1238 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:39,178 CONFLICTED. EVERYTHING IN THE TIGER SPIRIT IS TELLING HIM, "NIGGA, YOU 1239 00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:40,597 EVERYTHING IN THE TIGER SPIRIT IS TELLING HIM, "NIGGA, YOU MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER, NIGGA 1240 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:41,306 IS TELLING HIM, "NIGGA, YOU MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER, NIGGA YOU A BEAST. 1241 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:42,557 MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER, NIGGA YOU A BEAST. YOU RUN THE JUNGLE, NIGGA. 1242 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,101 YOU A BEAST. YOU RUN THE JUNGLE, NIGGA. YOU SUPPOSED TO ROAR, AND SHIT'S 1243 00:35:44,101 --> 00:35:46,645 YOU RUN THE JUNGLE, NIGGA. YOU SUPPOSED TO ROAR, AND SHIT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN." 1244 00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:48,146 YOU SUPPOSED TO ROAR, AND SHIT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN." AND EVERY FUCKING DAY, THE TIGER 1245 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,481 SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN." AND EVERY FUCKING DAY, THE TIGER COME OUT AND TRY IT, AND THE 1246 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:50,315 AND EVERY FUCKING DAY, THE TIGER COME OUT AND TRY IT, AND THE SHIT DON'T WORK. 1247 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:51,817 COME OUT AND TRY IT, AND THE SHIT DON'T WORK. AND SOME OF US KNOW HOW THE FUCK 1248 00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:53,276 SHIT DON'T WORK. AND SOME OF US KNOW HOW THE FUCK THAT FEEL TO BE TRYING SHIT AND 1249 00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:54,611 AND SOME OF US KNOW HOW THE FUCK THAT FEEL TO BE TRYING SHIT AND TRYING SHIT, TRYING SHIT AND 1250 00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:55,320 THAT FEEL TO BE TRYING SHIT AND TRYING SHIT, TRYING SHIT AND TRYING SHIT. 1251 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,071 TRYING SHIT, TRYING SHIT AND TRYING SHIT. DON'T WORK. 1252 00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:57,614 TRYING SHIT. DON'T WORK. TRYING SHIT AND TRYING SHIT. 1253 00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:58,323 DON'T WORK. TRYING SHIT AND TRYING SHIT. WON'T WORK. 1254 00:35:58,323 --> 00:35:59,365 TRYING SHIT AND TRYING SHIT. WON'T WORK. TRYING SHIT, TRY 1255 00:35:59,365 --> 00:36:00,199 WON'T WORK. TRYING SHIT, TRY SWITCH IT UP. 1256 00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:01,576 TRYING SHIT, TRY SWITCH IT UP. TRYING SHIT, TRYING SHIT 1257 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:02,327 SWITCH IT UP. TRYING SHIT, TRYING SHIT WON'T WORK. 1258 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:03,662 TRYING SHIT, TRYING SHIT WON'T WORK. THAT'S HOW THE FUCK THE TIGER 1259 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,080 WON'T WORK. THAT'S HOW THE FUCK THE TIGER FEEL EVERY GODDAMN DAY HE COME 1260 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,331 THAT'S HOW THE FUCK THE TIGER FEEL EVERY GODDAMN DAY HE COME OUT WITH THE ROAR AND SHIT. 1261 00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,166 FEEL EVERY GODDAMN DAY HE COME OUT WITH THE ROAR AND SHIT. JUST.. 1262 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:14,339 OUT WITH THE ROAR AND SHIT. JUST.. "WISH ME LUCK. WISH ME LUCK." 1263 00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:17,968 JUST.. "WISH ME LUCK. WISH ME LUCK." ( IMITATES TIGER ROAR ) 1264 00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:22,806 "YOU SEE THAT BITCH TAKE A 1265 00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:23,974 "YOU SEE THAT BITCH TAKE A CAMERAPHONE PICTURE OF ME RIGHT 1266 00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:25,017 "YOU SEE THAT BITCH TAKE A CAMERAPHONE PICTURE OF ME RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY GODDAMN 1267 00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:26,977 CAMERAPHONE PICTURE OF ME RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY GODDAMN ROAR? 1268 00:36:26,977 --> 00:36:28,436 IN THE MIDDLE OF MY GODDAMN ROAR? YOU SEE HOW THEY DISRESPECT THE 1269 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:31,731 ROAR? YOU SEE HOW THEY DISRESPECT THE TIGER?" 1270 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:33,191 YOU SEE HOW THEY DISRESPECT THE TIGER?" THESE POOR TIGERS DON'T KNOW 1271 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,317 TIGER?" THESE POOR TIGERS DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO. 1272 00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:35,902 THESE POOR TIGERS DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO. IT BE FOUR OR FIVE REAL TIGERS 1273 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:37,070 WHAT THE FUCK TO DO. IT BE FOUR OR FIVE REAL TIGERS IN A FAKE-ASS HABITAT. 1274 00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:38,571 IT BE FOUR OR FIVE REAL TIGERS IN A FAKE-ASS HABITAT. WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK THEM 1275 00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:39,948 IN A FAKE-ASS HABITAT. WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK THEM TIGERS TALK ABOUT EVERY GODDAMN 1276 00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:40,573 WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK THEM TIGERS TALK ABOUT EVERY GODDAMN DAY? 1277 00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:42,200 TIGERS TALK ABOUT EVERY GODDAMN DAY? NOTHING BUT WHAT THE FUCK THEY 1278 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,827 DAY? NOTHING BUT WHAT THE FUCK THEY WOULD DO IF A MOTHERFUCKER WAS 1279 00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:47,956 NOTHING BUT WHAT THE FUCK THEY WOULD DO IF A MOTHERFUCKER WAS TO EVER, EVER, EVER CLIMB THEY 1280 00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:50,000 WOULD DO IF A MOTHERFUCKER WAS TO EVER, EVER, EVER CLIMB THEY GODDAMN FOOT OVER THE GODDAMN 1281 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:50,625 TO EVER, EVER, EVER CLIMB THEY GODDAMN FOOT OVER THE GODDAMN GATE. 1282 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:51,918 GODDAMN FOOT OVER THE GODDAMN GATE. THAT'S ALL THE FUCK THEY TALK 1283 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:52,919 GATE. THAT'S ALL THE FUCK THEY TALK ABOUT, JUST, "I WISH A 1284 00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:54,337 THAT'S ALL THE FUCK THEY TALK ABOUT, JUST, "I WISH A MOTHERFUCKER WOULD CLIMB IN THIS 1285 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:57,298 ABOUT, JUST, "I WISH A MOTHERFUCKER WOULD CLIMB IN THIS GODDAMN CAGE." 1286 00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:58,842 MOTHERFUCKER WOULD CLIMB IN THIS GODDAMN CAGE." "THIS CAGE RIGHT HERE, NIGGA 1287 00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:01,928 GODDAMN CAGE." "THIS CAGE RIGHT HERE, NIGGA THIS CAGE RIGHT HERE, NIGGA? 1288 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:08,393 "THIS CAGE RIGHT HERE, NIGGA THIS CAGE RIGHT HERE, NIGGA? WISH THEY MOTHERFUCKING WOULD. 1289 00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:09,769 THIS CAGE RIGHT HERE, NIGGA? WISH THEY MOTHERFUCKING WOULD. AND THE TIGER BE FUCKED UP 1290 00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:11,354 WISH THEY MOTHERFUCKING WOULD. AND THE TIGER BE FUCKED UP BECAUSE THE TIGER FEEL LIKE HE'S 1291 00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:12,939 AND THE TIGER BE FUCKED UP BECAUSE THE TIGER FEEL LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE EATING ELEPHANT 1292 00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:14,566 BECAUSE THE TIGER FEEL LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE EATING ELEPHANT AND GIRAFFES AND SHIT, AND EVERY 1293 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,151 SUPPOSED TO BE EATING ELEPHANT AND GIRAFFES AND SHIT, AND EVERY DAY THEY COME FEED HIM MEAT OUT 1294 00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:20,363 AND GIRAFFES AND SHIT, AND EVERY DAY THEY COME FEED HIM MEAT OUT OF A BUCKET AND SHIT, JUST.. 1295 00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:21,948 DAY THEY COME FEED HIM MEAT OUT OF A BUCKET AND SHIT, JUST.. AND ALL WHILE HE EATING THAT 1296 00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:23,742 OF A BUCKET AND SHIT, JUST.. AND ALL WHILE HE EATING THAT BULLSHIT, WHAT HE BE LOOKING AT? 1297 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,535 AND ALL WHILE HE EATING THAT BULLSHIT, WHAT HE BE LOOKING AT? YOUR GOOD FRESH-MEAT ASS WALKING 1298 00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:27,079 BULLSHIT, WHAT HE BE LOOKING AT? YOUR GOOD FRESH-MEAT ASS WALKING AROUND THE ZOO WITH A VIDEO 1299 00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:32,625 YOUR GOOD FRESH-MEAT ASS WALKING AROUND THE ZOO WITH A VIDEO CAMERA AND SHIT, JUST... 1300 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:33,960 AROUND THE ZOO WITH A VIDEO CAMERA AND SHIT, JUST... "LOOK AT THAT DELICIOUS-ASS FAT 1301 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:34,836 CAMERA AND SHIT, JUST... "LOOK AT THAT DELICIOUS-ASS FAT BITCH RIGHT THERE. 1302 00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:35,921 "LOOK AT THAT DELICIOUS-ASS FAT BITCH RIGHT THERE. I'D EAT THE SHIT OUT THAT 1303 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:36,922 BITCH RIGHT THERE. I'D EAT THE SHIT OUT THAT DELICIOUS-ASS FAT BITCH RIGHT 1304 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:37,589 I'D EAT THE SHIT OUT THAT DELICIOUS-ASS FAT BITCH RIGHT THERE." 1305 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:38,215 DELICIOUS-ASS FAT BITCH RIGHT THERE." "FUCK THAT 1306 00:37:38,215 --> 00:37:39,549 THERE." "FUCK THAT IT SAY "BABY FAT" RIGHT ON HERE 1307 00:37:39,549 --> 00:37:40,383 "FUCK THAT IT SAY "BABY FAT" RIGHT ON HERE MOTHERFUCKING ASS. 1308 00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:41,634 IT SAY "BABY FAT" RIGHT ON HERE MOTHERFUCKING ASS. YOU KNOW THAT'S MY FAVORITE 1309 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:42,260 MOTHERFUCKING ASS. YOU KNOW THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART. 1310 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,220 YOU KNOW THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART. I LOVE BABY FAT." 1311 00:37:43,220 --> 00:37:44,596 PART. I LOVE BABY FAT." AND THE TIGER BE FUCKED UP 1312 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:46,056 I LOVE BABY FAT." AND THE TIGER BE FUCKED UP 'CAUSE HE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO 1313 00:37:46,056 --> 00:37:47,599 AND THE TIGER BE FUCKED UP 'CAUSE HE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL, AND AFTER AWHILE, HE GET 1314 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,059 'CAUSE HE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL, AND AFTER AWHILE, HE GET DEPRESSED AND DOWN AND START 1315 00:37:49,059 --> 00:37:49,935 FEEL, AND AFTER AWHILE, HE GET DEPRESSED AND DOWN AND START ACTING LIKE US. 1316 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,186 DEPRESSED AND DOWN AND START ACTING LIKE US. YOU KNOW HOW WE GET DEPRESSED 1317 00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:52,478 ACTING LIKE US. YOU KNOW HOW WE GET DEPRESSED AND START DOUBTING SHIT THAT WE 1318 00:37:52,478 --> 00:37:53,438 YOU KNOW HOW WE GET DEPRESSED AND START DOUBTING SHIT THAT WE SHOULDN'T EVEN DOUBT. 1319 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:54,731 AND START DOUBTING SHIT THAT WE SHOULDN'T EVEN DOUBT. I BET THE TIGERS HAD GOTTEN AS 1320 00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:56,441 SHOULDN'T EVEN DOUBT. I BET THE TIGERS HAD GOTTEN AS LOW AS THEY COULD POSSIBLY GET 1321 00:37:56,441 --> 00:38:03,073 I BET THE TIGERS HAD GOTTEN AS LOW AS THEY COULD POSSIBLY GET JUST, "ARE YOU SURE I'M A TIGER? 1322 00:38:03,073 --> 00:38:04,950 LOW AS THEY COULD POSSIBLY GET JUST, "ARE YOU SURE I'M A TIGER? I DON'T FEEL VERY MUCH LIKE A 1323 00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:05,575 JUST, "ARE YOU SURE I'M A TIGER? I DON'T FEEL VERY MUCH LIKE A TIGER. 1324 00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:07,452 I DON'T FEEL VERY MUCH LIKE A TIGER. MAYBE I'M JUST A VICIOUS-ASS 1325 00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:08,327 TIGER. MAYBE I'M JUST A VICIOUS-ASS KOALA BEAR. 1326 00:38:08,327 --> 00:38:11,497 MAYBE I'M JUST A VICIOUS-ASS KOALA BEAR. DID YOU EVERY INVESTIGATE THAT?" 1327 00:38:11,497 --> 00:38:13,125 KOALA BEAR. DID YOU EVERY INVESTIGATE THAT?" BUT AS A REAL MOTHERFUCKER, YOU 1328 00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:14,667 DID YOU EVERY INVESTIGATE THAT?" BUT AS A REAL MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN'T NEVER AFFORD TO GIVE UP 1329 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,377 BUT AS A REAL MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN'T NEVER AFFORD TO GIVE UP 'CAUSE ALL REAL MOTHERFUCKERS IS 1330 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:18,046 CAN'T NEVER AFFORD TO GIVE UP 'CAUSE ALL REAL MOTHERFUCKERS IS ONLY WAITING ON ONE OPPORTUNITY, 1331 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:19,589 'CAUSE ALL REAL MOTHERFUCKERS IS ONLY WAITING ON ONE OPPORTUNITY, AND THAT'S THE OPPORTUNITY TO 1332 00:38:19,589 --> 00:38:21,174 ONLY WAITING ON ONE OPPORTUNITY, AND THAT'S THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW A MOTHERFUCKER THEY AIN'T 1333 00:38:21,174 --> 00:38:22,926 AND THAT'S THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW A MOTHERFUCKER THEY AIN'T BULLSHITTING, AND I BET THEM 1334 00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:24,677 SHOW A MOTHERFUCKER THEY AIN'T BULLSHITTING, AND I BET THEM TIGERS HAD GOT AS LOW AS THEY 1335 00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,429 BULLSHITTING, AND I BET THEM TIGERS HAD GOT AS LOW AS THEY COULD POSSIBLY GET, AND THEN 1336 00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,347 TIGERS HAD GOT AS LOW AS THEY COULD POSSIBLY GET, AND THEN SOMETHING WONDERFUL HAPPENED IN 1337 00:38:28,347 --> 00:38:29,432 COULD POSSIBLY GET, AND THEN SOMETHING WONDERFUL HAPPENED IN THE TIGER WORLD. 1338 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:34,437 SOMETHING WONDERFUL HAPPENED IN THE TIGER WORLD. THEY'RE JUST.. 1339 00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:35,688 THE TIGER WORLD. THEY'RE JUST.. "NIGGA, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 1340 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:36,481 THEY'RE JUST.. "NIGGA, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. GET READY, NIGGA 1341 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:37,690 "NIGGA, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. GET READY, NIGGA THEY THINK WE BULLSHITTING 1342 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:39,400 GET READY, NIGGA THEY THINK WE BULLSHITTING GET --" 1343 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:52,038 "WAIT FOR IT. 1344 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:53,539 "WAIT FOR IT. WAIT FOR IT. 1345 00:38:53,539 --> 00:38:56,918 "WAIT FOR IT. WAIT FOR IT. MAUL HIM!" 1346 00:38:56,918 --> 00:38:58,336 WAIT FOR IT. MAUL HIM!" AND THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S 1347 00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,420 MAUL HIM!" AND THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 1348 00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:01,047 AND THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S SUPPOSED 1349 00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:01,714 SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 1350 00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:03,842 THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. GODDAMN, THAT TIGER -- THAT'S 1351 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,051 TO HAPPEN. GODDAMN, THAT TIGER -- THAT'S STRONG-ASS WILDEBEEST. 1352 00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:06,678 GODDAMN, THAT TIGER -- THAT'S STRONG-ASS WILDEBEEST. I ALMOST BROKE BOTH OF MY ARMS 1353 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,305 STRONG-ASS WILDEBEEST. I ALMOST BROKE BOTH OF MY ARMS THAT WOULD'VE FUCKED UP ALL THE 1354 00:39:08,305 --> 00:39:10,556 I ALMOST BROKE BOTH OF MY ARMS THAT WOULD'VE FUCKED UP ALL THE REST OF THE SHOW I HAD TO DO I 1355 00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:11,516 THAT WOULD'VE FUCKED UP ALL THE REST OF THE SHOW I HAD TO DO I LIKE THIS. 1356 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,018 REST OF THE SHOW I HAD TO DO I LIKE THIS. POOR LITTLE TINK TINK. 1357 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:17,272 LIKE THIS. POOR LITTLE TINK TINK. ( LAUGHTER ) 1358 00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:18,773 POOR LITTLE TINK TINK. ( LAUGHTER ) MY MOTHERFUCKING POINT IS WE 1359 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:20,025 ( LAUGHTER ) MY MOTHERFUCKING POINT IS WE GOING THROUGH SOME NEW 1360 00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:21,734 MY MOTHERFUCKING POINT IS WE GOING THROUGH SOME NEW MOTHERFUCKING SHIT IN THE WORLD. 1361 00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:23,111 GOING THROUGH SOME NEW MOTHERFUCKING SHIT IN THE WORLD. WE GOING THROUGH SOME NEW 1362 00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:24,779 MOTHERFUCKING SHIT IN THE WORLD. WE GOING THROUGH SOME NEW FUCKING SHIT, AND IT'S GONNA BE 1363 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:26,281 WE GOING THROUGH SOME NEW FUCKING SHIT, AND IT'S GONNA BE IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE YOUR 1364 00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:27,282 FUCKING SHIT, AND IT'S GONNA BE IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE YOUR STAR PLAYER IN LINE. 1365 00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:28,783 IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE YOUR STAR PLAYER IN LINE. THEN YOU GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SURE 1366 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:29,951 STAR PLAYER IN LINE. THEN YOU GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT YOUR TEAM SET UP 1367 00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:31,369 THEN YOU GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT YOUR TEAM SET UP AND SOME OF US BEEN FORGETTING 1368 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,411 YOU GOT YOUR TEAM SET UP AND SOME OF US BEEN FORGETTING TO SET UP OUR MOTHERFUCKING 1369 00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:33,038 AND SOME OF US BEEN FORGETTING TO SET UP OUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM. 1370 00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:34,455 TO SET UP OUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM. YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GO 1371 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:35,623 TEAM. YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GO PAST 2008 WITHOUT YOUR 1372 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:36,624 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GO PAST 2008 WITHOUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM. 1373 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:38,210 PAST 2008 WITHOUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM. YOU GONNA NEED THREE OR FOUR 1374 00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:39,961 MOTHERFUCKING TEAM. YOU GONNA NEED THREE OR FOUR MOTHERFUCKERS THAT YOU KNOW FOR 1375 00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:41,587 YOU GONNA NEED THREE OR FOUR MOTHERFUCKERS THAT YOU KNOW FOR A FACT WILL JUMP IN AND BLOCK 1376 00:39:41,587 --> 00:39:42,797 MOTHERFUCKERS THAT YOU KNOW FOR A FACT WILL JUMP IN AND BLOCK BULLSHIT OFF OF YOUR 1377 00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:44,341 A FACT WILL JUMP IN AND BLOCK BULLSHIT OFF OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS IN A TIME OF 1378 00:39:44,341 --> 00:39:45,008 BULLSHIT OFF OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS IN A TIME OF CRISIS. 1379 00:39:45,008 --> 00:39:46,343 MOTHERFUCKING ASS IN A TIME OF CRISIS. YOU GONNA NEED THAT SHIT. 1380 00:39:46,343 --> 00:39:47,719 CRISIS. YOU GONNA NEED THAT SHIT. YOU GONNA NEED FOUR OR FIVE 1381 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,055 YOU GONNA NEED THAT SHIT. YOU GONNA NEED FOUR OR FIVE MOTHERFUCKERS... 1382 00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:51,973 YOU GONNA NEED FOUR OR FIVE MOTHERFUCKERS... WHO WILL JUST JUMP IN AND BLOCK 1383 00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:53,266 MOTHERFUCKERS... WHO WILL JUST JUMP IN AND BLOCK BULLSHIT OFF OF YOUR 1384 00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:55,143 WHO WILL JUST JUMP IN AND BLOCK BULLSHIT OFF OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS IN A TIME OF 1385 00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:55,768 BULLSHIT OFF OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS IN A TIME OF CRISIS. 1386 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:56,895 MOTHERFUCKING ASS IN A TIME OF CRISIS. YOU GONNA NEED THAT. 1387 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,479 CRISIS. YOU GONNA NEED THAT. THE TEAM IS GONNA BE VERY, VERY 1388 00:39:58,479 --> 00:39:59,689 YOU GONNA NEED THAT. THE TEAM IS GONNA BE VERY, VERY IMPORTANT IN THIS NEXT 1389 00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:01,233 THE TEAM IS GONNA BE VERY, VERY IMPORTANT IN THIS NEXT MOTHERFUCKING ERA WE FITTIN' T 1390 00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:01,900 IMPORTANT IN THIS NEXT MOTHERFUCKING ERA WE FITTIN' T GO INTO. 1391 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,068 MOTHERFUCKING ERA WE FITTIN' T GO INTO. YOU GONNA NEED A TEAM. 1392 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,569 GO INTO. YOU GONNA NEED A TEAM. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ASK 1393 00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:06,029 YOU GONNA NEED A TEAM. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ASK MICHAEL VICK'S MOTHERFUCKING 1394 00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:07,822 IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ASK MICHAEL VICK'S MOTHERFUCKING ASS HOW MUCH YOU NEED A TEAM 1395 00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:09,366 MICHAEL VICK'S MOTHERFUCKING ASS HOW MUCH YOU NEED A TEAM THAT NIGGA IS ALONE, ALONE 1396 00:40:09,366 --> 00:40:10,033 ASS HOW MUCH YOU NEED A TEAM THAT NIGGA IS ALONE, ALONE ALONE. 1397 00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:11,868 THAT NIGGA IS ALONE, ALONE ALONE. EVERYBODY TOLD ON THAT NIGGA - 1398 00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:13,536 ALONE. EVERYBODY TOLD ON THAT NIGGA - EVERYBODY -- FAMILY, FRIENDS 1399 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:14,913 EVERYBODY TOLD ON THAT NIGGA - EVERYBODY -- FAMILY, FRIENDS CO-WORKERS, STRANGERS. 1400 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,664 EVERYBODY -- FAMILY, FRIENDS CO-WORKERS, STRANGERS. THERE'S MOTHERFUCKERS IN LINE, 1401 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:18,416 CO-WORKERS, STRANGERS. THERE'S MOTHERFUCKERS IN LINE, EXCITED TO TELL ON THIS NIGGA, 1402 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,418 THERE'S MOTHERFUCKERS IN LINE, EXCITED TO TELL ON THIS NIGGA, JUST... 1403 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:22,587 EXCITED TO TELL ON THIS NIGGA, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) 1404 00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:29,344 "UH, YES, I SAW HIM WHEN HE WAS 1405 00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:30,595 "UH, YES, I SAW HIM WHEN HE WAS 4 YEARS OLD, AND HE HAD 1406 00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:31,512 "UH, YES, I SAW HIM WHEN HE WAS 4 YEARS OLD, AND HE HAD PUPPIES WITH HIM. 1407 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:32,722 4 YEARS OLD, AND HE HAD PUPPIES WITH HIM. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT IN 1408 00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:33,806 PUPPIES WITH HIM. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT IN CASE THAT WAS IMPORTANT. 1409 00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:34,974 I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT IN CASE THAT WAS IMPORTANT. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A 1410 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:35,725 CASE THAT WAS IMPORTANT. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK. 1411 00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:36,851 THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK. THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE 1412 00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:38,103 FUCK. THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE YOUR TEAM IS TOGETHER, 'CAUSE 1413 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:39,145 THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE YOUR TEAM IS TOGETHER, 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL SNAP ON 1414 00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:39,771 YOUR TEAM IS TOGETHER, 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL SNAP ON YOU. 1415 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:40,980 THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL SNAP ON YOU. THEY'LL SWITCH ON YOU LIKE... 1416 00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,065 YOU. THEY'LL SWITCH ON YOU LIKE... I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DO IT QUICK 1417 00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:42,690 THEY'LL SWITCH ON YOU LIKE... I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DO IT QUICK ENOUGH. 1418 00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:45,651 I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DO IT QUICK ENOUGH. THEY'LL SNITCH. 1419 00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:47,237 ENOUGH. THEY'LL SNITCH. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL SWITCH 1420 00:40:47,237 --> 00:40:48,863 THEY'LL SNITCH. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL SWITCH IT UP ON JUST LIKE FUCKING THAT. 1421 00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,448 THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL SWITCH IT UP ON JUST LIKE FUCKING THAT. RIGHT THERE -- THAT WAS THE ONE. 1422 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:51,741 IT UP ON JUST LIKE FUCKING THAT. RIGHT THERE -- THAT WAS THE ONE. IF I HADN'T BROKE MY ARM 1423 00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:53,243 RIGHT THERE -- THAT WAS THE ONE. IF I HADN'T BROKE MY ARM EARLIER, I COULD HAVE DONE I 1424 00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:54,744 IF I HADN'T BROKE MY ARM EARLIER, I COULD HAVE DONE I CORRECTLY, BUT JUST LIKE THAT. 1425 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:56,246 EARLIER, I COULD HAVE DONE I CORRECTLY, BUT JUST LIKE THAT. THAT'S HOW FUCKING QUICK THE 1426 00:40:56,246 --> 00:40:57,663 CORRECTLY, BUT JUST LIKE THAT. THAT'S HOW FUCKING QUICK THE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL TURN ON YOU. 1427 00:40:57,663 --> 00:40:58,664 THAT'S HOW FUCKING QUICK THE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL TURN ON YOU. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME 1428 00:40:58,664 --> 00:41:00,125 MOTHERFUCKERS WILL TURN ON YOU. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME ASK BRITNEY MOTHERFUCKING SPEARS 1429 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:01,459 YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME ASK BRITNEY MOTHERFUCKING SPEARS HOW QUICKLY THEM MOTHERFUCKERS 1430 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,335 ASK BRITNEY MOTHERFUCKING SPEARS HOW QUICKLY THEM MOTHERFUCKERS WILL TURN ON YOU. 1431 00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:03,502 HOW QUICKLY THEM MOTHERFUCKERS WILL TURN ON YOU. POOR BRITNEY. 1432 00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:04,629 WILL TURN ON YOU. POOR BRITNEY. POOR BRITNEY. 1433 00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:05,463 POOR BRITNEY. POOR BRITNEY. HOW SAD. 1434 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,840 POOR BRITNEY. HOW SAD. HOW HILARIOUSLY SAD -- WHAT WILL 1435 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,926 HOW SAD. HOW HILARIOUSLY SAD -- WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU AIN'T GOT YOUR 1436 00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:11,136 HOW HILARIOUSLY SAD -- WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU AIN'T GOT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM RIGHT 1437 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:12,262 HAPPEN IF YOU AIN'T GOT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM RIGHT THEY SWITCHED ON HER SO 1438 00:41:12,262 --> 00:41:13,263 MOTHERFUCKING TEAM RIGHT THEY SWITCHED ON HER SO MOTHERFUCKING QUICK. 1439 00:41:13,263 --> 00:41:14,513 THEY SWITCHED ON HER SO MOTHERFUCKING QUICK. THEY WAS JUST TAKING SWEET 1440 00:41:14,513 --> 00:41:15,598 MOTHERFUCKING QUICK. THEY WAS JUST TAKING SWEET PICTURES OF BRITNEY, JUST... 1441 00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:16,224 THEY WAS JUST TAKING SWEET PICTURES OF BRITNEY, JUST... CHH! 1442 00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:17,183 PICTURES OF BRITNEY, JUST... CHH! "HOW YOU DOING, BRITNEY?" 1443 00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:17,809 CHH! "HOW YOU DOING, BRITNEY?" CHH! 1444 00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:18,977 "HOW YOU DOING, BRITNEY?" CHH! "LOOKING GOOD, BRITNEY." 1445 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:19,602 CHH! "LOOKING GOOD, BRITNEY." CHH! 1446 00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:21,229 "LOOKING GOOD, BRITNEY." CHH! "YOU GOING SHOPPING, BRITNEY?" 1447 00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:22,188 CHH! "YOU GOING SHOPPING, BRITNEY?" NOW THEY TAKING GANGSTER 1448 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:23,231 "YOU GOING SHOPPING, BRITNEY?" NOW THEY TAKING GANGSTER PICTURES, JUST, "GET IN THE CAR, 1449 00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:23,856 NOW THEY TAKING GANGSTER PICTURES, JUST, "GET IN THE CAR, BITCH!" 1450 00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:24,565 PICTURES, JUST, "GET IN THE CAR, BITCH!" CHH! 1451 00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:25,984 BITCH!" CHH! "SHOW US YOUR PUSSY, BITCH!" 1452 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:26,651 CHH! "SHOW US YOUR PUSSY, BITCH!" CHH! 1453 00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:28,194 "SHOW US YOUR PUSSY, BITCH!" CHH! "THROW YOUR WIG IN THE AIR!" 1454 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:28,820 CHH! "THROW YOUR WIG IN THE AIR!" CHH! 1455 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,029 "THROW YOUR WIG IN THE AIR!" CHH! "WAVE IT LIKE YOU JUST DON'T 1456 00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:30,655 CHH! "WAVE IT LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!" 1457 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:31,281 "WAVE IT LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!" CHH! 1458 00:41:31,281 --> 00:41:32,490 CARE!" CHH! THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK, BUT YOU 1459 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,992 CHH! THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK, BUT YOU GOT TO WATCH THE GODDAMN STORY 1460 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:35,243 THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK, BUT YOU GOT TO WATCH THE GODDAMN STORY KEVIN FEDERLINE IS THE 1461 00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:36,828 GOT TO WATCH THE GODDAMN STORY KEVIN FEDERLINE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING AMERICAN DREAM. 1462 00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:38,330 KEVIN FEDERLINE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING AMERICAN DREAM. I HOPE YOU WAS WATCHING THE 1463 00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:39,205 MOTHERFUCKING AMERICAN DREAM. I HOPE YOU WAS WATCHING THE GODDAMN STORY. 1464 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,957 I HOPE YOU WAS WATCHING THE GODDAMN STORY. YOU CAN HATE THE PLAYER, BUT YOU 1465 00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:42,667 GODDAMN STORY. YOU CAN HATE THE PLAYER, BUT YOU CAN'T HATE THE GODDAMN GAME, AND 1466 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,210 YOU CAN HATE THE PLAYER, BUT YOU CAN'T HATE THE GODDAMN GAME, AND THAT GODDAMN KEVIN FEDERLINE 1467 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:46,921 CAN'T HATE THE GODDAMN GAME, AND THAT GODDAMN KEVIN FEDERLINE FOLLOWED THE PIMP MANUAL STEP BY 1468 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:48,840 THAT GODDAMN KEVIN FEDERLINE FOLLOWED THE PIMP MANUAL STEP BY GODDAMN STEP, LINE BY 1469 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:49,924 FOLLOWED THE PIMP MANUAL STEP BY GODDAMN STEP, LINE BY MOTHERFUCKING LINE. 1470 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,343 GODDAMN STEP, LINE BY MOTHERFUCKING LINE. THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS A JOY TO 1471 00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:52,010 MOTHERFUCKING LINE. THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS A JOY TO WATCH. 1472 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,219 THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS A JOY TO WATCH. IT WAS LIKE HE WAS ON 1473 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,471 WATCH. IT WAS LIKE HE WAS ON "SportsCenter," JUST.. 1474 00:41:54,471 --> 00:41:56,348 IT WAS LIKE HE WAS ON "SportsCenter," JUST.. ♪ DA-NA-NA, DA-NA-NA ♪ 1475 00:41:56,348 --> 00:41:57,307 "SportsCenter," JUST.. ♪ DA-NA-NA, DA-NA-NA ♪ FUCKING FEDERLINE. 1476 00:41:57,307 --> 00:41:58,516 ♪ DA-NA-NA, DA-NA-NA ♪ FUCKING FEDERLINE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT 1477 00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,476 FUCKING FEDERLINE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT BULLSHITTING. 1478 00:41:59,476 --> 00:42:00,935 THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT BULLSHITTING. HIS NAME GONNA BE AN ADJECTIVE 1479 00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:02,145 BULLSHITTING. HIS NAME GONNA BE AN ADJECTIVE IN 2009, A WAY OF WARNING 1480 00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:02,770 HIS NAME GONNA BE AN ADJECTIVE IN 2009, A WAY OF WARNING WOMAN. 1481 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,314 IN 2009, A WAY OF WARNING WOMAN. "MISS, DON'T FUCK AROUND AND GET 1482 00:42:04,314 --> 00:42:05,690 WOMAN. "MISS, DON'T FUCK AROUND AND GET FEDERLINED, FUCKING WITH ME. 1483 00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:07,566 "MISS, DON'T FUCK AROUND AND GET FEDERLINED, FUCKING WITH ME. I'LL TELL YOU, I AM NOT ONE TO 1484 00:42:07,566 --> 00:42:08,443 FEDERLINED, FUCKING WITH ME. I'LL TELL YOU, I AM NOT ONE TO PLAY WITH." 1485 00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:09,610 I'LL TELL YOU, I AM NOT ONE TO PLAY WITH." THAT MOTHERFUCKER 1486 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:11,570 PLAY WITH." THAT MOTHERFUCKER KEVIN FEDERLINE IS THE AMERICAN 1487 00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:12,571 THAT MOTHERFUCKER KEVIN FEDERLINE IS THE AMERICAN GODDAMN DREAM. 1488 00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:14,407 KEVIN FEDERLINE IS THE AMERICAN GODDAMN DREAM. HE IS PROOF THAT YOU CAN TAKE 1489 00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:17,160 GODDAMN DREAM. HE IS PROOF THAT YOU CAN TAKE NOTHING AND TURN IT INTO 1490 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:17,827 HE IS PROOF THAT YOU CAN TAKE NOTHING AND TURN IT INTO SOMETHING. 1491 00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,454 NOTHING AND TURN IT INTO SOMETHING. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ON THE 1492 00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:20,788 SOMETHING. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ON THE COUNT OF THREE, NAME YOUR 1493 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:22,457 IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ON THE COUNT OF THREE, NAME YOUR FAVORITE KEVIN FEDERLINE MOMENT. 1494 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:23,749 COUNT OF THREE, NAME YOUR FAVORITE KEVIN FEDERLINE MOMENT. 1, 2, 3. 1495 00:42:23,749 --> 00:42:25,584 FAVORITE KEVIN FEDERLINE MOMENT. 1, 2, 3. NOTHING. 1496 00:42:25,584 --> 00:42:26,961 1, 2, 3. NOTHING. TURNED IT INTO SOMETHING. 1497 00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:28,296 NOTHING. TURNED IT INTO SOMETHING. AND BRITNEY WAS THE SHIT. 1498 00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:29,755 TURNED IT INTO SOMETHING. AND BRITNEY WAS THE SHIT. SHE WASN'T NO REGULAR GODDAMN 1499 00:42:29,755 --> 00:42:30,382 AND BRITNEY WAS THE SHIT. SHE WASN'T NO REGULAR GODDAMN SINGER. 1500 00:42:30,382 --> 00:42:31,966 SHE WASN'T NO REGULAR GODDAMN SINGER. SHE WAS PERFORMING IN FRONT OF 1501 00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:32,925 SINGER. SHE WAS PERFORMING IN FRONT OF ARENAS AND SHIT. 1502 00:42:32,925 --> 00:42:33,926 SHE WAS PERFORMING IN FRONT OF ARENAS AND SHIT. I GOT NIGGA KIDS. 1503 00:42:33,926 --> 00:42:35,220 ARENAS AND SHIT. I GOT NIGGA KIDS. MY KIDS WAS LISTENING TO HER 1504 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:36,554 I GOT NIGGA KIDS. MY KIDS WAS LISTENING TO HER SHIT IN THE KITCHEN, TRYING TO 1505 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:37,930 MY KIDS WAS LISTENING TO HER SHIT IN THE KITCHEN, TRYING TO MAKE IT COOL AND SHIT, JUST... 1506 00:42:37,930 --> 00:42:40,683 SHIT IN THE KITCHEN, TRYING TO MAKE IT COOL AND SHIT, JUST... ♪ OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN ♪ 1507 00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:41,893 MAKE IT COOL AND SHIT, JUST... ♪ OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN ♪ "OKAY, NIGGA, JUST SAY YOU'RE 1508 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:42,977 ♪ OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN ♪ "OKAY, NIGGA, JUST SAY YOU'RE SORRY AND GO TO YOUR ROOM. 1509 00:42:42,977 --> 00:42:44,229 "OKAY, NIGGA, JUST SAY YOU'RE SORRY AND GO TO YOUR ROOM. I DON'T NEED YOU TO PERFORM AND 1510 00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:44,854 SORRY AND GO TO YOUR ROOM. I DON'T NEED YOU TO PERFORM AND SHIT." 1511 00:42:44,854 --> 00:42:46,731 I DON'T NEED YOU TO PERFORM AND SHIT." AND ALL THE FUCKING TIME, WHILE 1512 00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:48,066 SHIT." AND ALL THE FUCKING TIME, WHILE BRITNEY WAS OUT THERE 1513 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:49,859 AND ALL THE FUCKING TIME, WHILE BRITNEY WAS OUT THERE PERFORMING, KEVIN FEDERLINE'S 1514 00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:51,528 BRITNEY WAS OUT THERE PERFORMING, KEVIN FEDERLINE'S POSITION WAS WAY BACK HERE 1515 00:42:51,528 --> 00:42:52,987 PERFORMING, KEVIN FEDERLINE'S POSITION WAS WAY BACK HERE DBEHIND THE GODDAMN D.J. AND 1516 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:53,612 POSITION WAS WAY BACK HERE DBEHIND THE GODDAMN D.J. AND SHIT. 1517 00:42:53,612 --> 00:42:54,989 DBEHIND THE GODDAMN D.J. AND SHIT. HE USED TO HAVE TO DANCE FROM 1518 00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:56,824 SHIT. HE USED TO HAVE TO DANCE FROM BACK HERE, JUST... 1519 00:42:56,824 --> 00:43:01,913 HE USED TO HAVE TO DANCE FROM BACK HERE, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) 1520 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:03,164 BACK HERE, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) THAT MOTHERFUCKER GOT IN AND 1521 00:43:03,164 --> 00:43:04,416 ( LAUGHTER ) THAT MOTHERFUCKER GOT IN AND HANDLED HIS GODDAMN BUSINESS 1522 00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:05,791 THAT MOTHERFUCKER GOT IN AND HANDLED HIS GODDAMN BUSINESS AND I WAS TRYING TO TELL ALL THE 1523 00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:07,126 HANDLED HIS GODDAMN BUSINESS AND I WAS TRYING TO TELL ALL THE WOMEN ON MY STAFF, "YOU BETTER 1524 00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:08,420 AND I WAS TRYING TO TELL ALL THE WOMEN ON MY STAFF, "YOU BETTER FUCKING WATCH THIS SHIT SO YOU 1525 00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:09,421 WOMEN ON MY STAFF, "YOU BETTER FUCKING WATCH THIS SHIT SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT THE FUCK WILL 1526 00:43:09,421 --> 00:43:10,046 FUCKING WATCH THIS SHIT SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT THE FUCK WILL HAPPEN." 1527 00:43:10,046 --> 00:43:11,423 CAN SEE WHAT THE FUCK WILL HAPPEN." AND THEY DIDN'T WANT TO FUCKING 1528 00:43:11,423 --> 00:43:12,757 HAPPEN." AND THEY DIDN'T WANT TO FUCKING BELIEVE ME, JUST, "WHAT -- WHA 1529 00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:13,591 AND THEY DIDN'T WANT TO FUCKING BELIEVE ME, JUST, "WHAT -- WHA HE GONNA DO? 1530 00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:15,260 BELIEVE ME, JUST, "WHAT -- WHA HE GONNA DO? HE GONNA GET WITH HER AND TAKE 1531 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:16,052 HE GONNA DO? HE GONNA GET WITH HER AND TAKE HER MONEY? 1532 00:43:16,052 --> 00:43:16,928 HE GONNA GET WITH HER AND TAKE HER MONEY? UH, NO, BITCH. 1533 00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:18,471 HER MONEY? UH, NO, BITCH. IT LOOK LIKE HE GONNA MAKE HIS 1534 00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:19,805 UH, NO, BITCH. IT LOOK LIKE HE GONNA MAKE HIS OWN MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. 1535 00:43:19,805 --> 00:43:21,474 IT LOOK LIKE HE GONNA MAKE HIS OWN MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. THERE GO THE BABIES -- CHECK AND 1536 00:43:21,474 --> 00:43:23,101 OWN MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. THERE GO THE BABIES -- CHECK AND CHECKMATE -- RIGHT ON SCHEDULE 1537 00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:24,727 THERE GO THE BABIES -- CHECK AND CHECKMATE -- RIGHT ON SCHEDULE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT MISSING 1538 00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:25,353 CHECKMATE -- RIGHT ON SCHEDULE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT MISSING A BEAT. 1539 00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:27,230 THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT MISSING A BEAT. "WELL, WELL, WHAT HE GONNA DO? 1540 00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:29,065 A BEAT. "WELL, WELL, WHAT HE GONNA DO? HE GONNA BREAK UP WITH HER SO HE 1541 00:43:29,065 --> 00:43:30,191 "WELL, WELL, WHAT HE GONNA DO? HE GONNA BREAK UP WITH HER SO HE CAN GET THE MONEY?" 1542 00:43:30,191 --> 00:43:30,816 HE GONNA BREAK UP WITH HER SO HE CAN GET THE MONEY?" UH, NO. 1543 00:43:30,816 --> 00:43:32,444 CAN GET THE MONEY?" UH, NO. IT LOOK LIKE HE GONNA MAKE HER 1544 00:43:32,444 --> 00:43:33,986 UH, NO. IT LOOK LIKE HE GONNA MAKE HER BREAK UP WITH HER MOTHERFUCKING 1545 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:34,612 IT LOOK LIKE HE GONNA MAKE HER BREAK UP WITH HER MOTHERFUCKING SELF. 1546 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:36,281 BREAK UP WITH HER MOTHERFUCKING SELF. AND THE NEXT TIME YOU SAW HER, 1547 00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:37,698 SELF. AND THE NEXT TIME YOU SAW HER, SHE WAS IN THE BACK OF A 1548 00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:39,492 AND THE NEXT TIME YOU SAW HER, SHE WAS IN THE BACK OF A AMBULANCE, LOOKING HAPPY AND MAD 1549 00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:41,244 SHE WAS IN THE BACK OF A AMBULANCE, LOOKING HAPPY AND MAD AT THE SAME TIME, JUST... 1550 00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:46,707 AMBULANCE, LOOKING HAPPY AND MAD AT THE SAME TIME, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) 1551 00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:48,000 AT THE SAME TIME, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE 1552 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,001 ( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING TEAM 1553 00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:49,627 THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING TEAM TOGETHER. 1554 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:50,711 YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING TEAM TOGETHER. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS AIN'T 1555 00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:51,379 TOGETHER. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS AIN'T PLAYING FAIR. 1556 00:43:51,379 --> 00:43:52,297 THESE MOTHERFUCKERS AIN'T PLAYING FAIR. YOU GONNA NEED YOUR TEAM 1557 00:43:52,297 --> 00:43:52,922 PLAYING FAIR. YOU GONNA NEED YOUR TEAM TOGETHER. 1558 00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:53,881 YOU GONNA NEED YOUR TEAM TOGETHER. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME 1559 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:54,673 TOGETHER. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME ASK EDDIE MURPHY. 1560 00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:56,134 YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME ASK EDDIE MURPHY. THAT MOTHERFUCKING BITCH FROM 1561 00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:57,676 ASK EDDIE MURPHY. THAT MOTHERFUCKING BITCH FROM THE SPICE GIRLS CAME FROM LONDON 1562 00:43:57,676 --> 00:43:59,262 THAT MOTHERFUCKING BITCH FROM THE SPICE GIRLS CAME FROM LONDON AND GOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN 3.2 1563 00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:00,388 THE SPICE GIRLS CAME FROM LONDON AND GOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN 3.2 MINUTES OR SOME SHIT. 1564 00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:01,847 AND GOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN 3.2 MINUTES OR SOME SHIT. SOON AS SHE GOT OFF THE PLANE, 1565 00:44:01,847 --> 00:44:03,266 MINUTES OR SOME SHIT. SOON AS SHE GOT OFF THE PLANE, SHE WAS ON HER SHIT, JUST... 1566 00:44:03,266 --> 00:44:03,891 SOON AS SHE GOT OFF THE PLANE, SHE WAS ON HER SHIT, JUST... VROOM! 1567 00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:05,518 SHE WAS ON HER SHIT, JUST... VROOM! "WE'RE PREGNANT, EDDIE 1568 00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:06,311 VROOM! "WE'RE PREGNANT, EDDIE BYE-BYE." 1569 00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:07,228 "WE'RE PREGNANT, EDDIE BYE-BYE." VROOM! 1570 00:44:07,228 --> 00:44:09,564 BYE-BYE." VROOM! THAT BITCH IS THE SHIT. 1571 00:44:09,564 --> 00:44:11,149 VROOM! THAT BITCH IS THE SHIT. YOU GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOUR 1572 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:12,525 THAT BITCH IS THE SHIT. YOU GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM IS RIGHT, 1573 00:44:12,525 --> 00:44:13,692 YOU GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM IS RIGHT, ESPECIALLY US, FELLAS. 1574 00:44:13,692 --> 00:44:14,611 MOTHERFUCKING TEAM IS RIGHT, ESPECIALLY US, FELLAS. IT START WITH US. 1575 00:44:14,611 --> 00:44:15,694 ESPECIALLY US, FELLAS. IT START WITH US. WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE 1576 00:44:15,694 --> 00:44:17,113 IT START WITH US. WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOTHERFUCKING TEAM CAPTAINS. 1577 00:44:17,113 --> 00:44:18,573 WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOTHERFUCKING TEAM CAPTAINS. WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE COACH OF 1578 00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:20,158 MOTHERFUCKING TEAM CAPTAINS. WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE COACH OF OUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM, AND SOME 1579 00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:21,367 WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE COACH OF OUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM, AND SOME OF US HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW 1580 00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:22,701 OUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM, AND SOME OF US HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW IMPORTANT THE TEAM GONNA BE IN 1581 00:44:22,701 --> 00:44:23,328 OF US HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW IMPORTANT THE TEAM GONNA BE IN 2008. 1582 00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:24,621 IMPORTANT THE TEAM GONNA BE IN 2008. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS GOT A 1583 00:44:24,621 --> 00:44:25,955 2008. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS GOT A FRANCHISE PLAYER ON YOUR 1584 00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:27,039 SOME OF YOU NIGGAS GOT A FRANCHISE PLAYER ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM. 1585 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:28,707 FRANCHISE PLAYER ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM. I'M TALKING ABOUT A THOROUGHBRED 1586 00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:30,335 MOTHERFUCKING TEAM. I'M TALKING ABOUT A THOROUGHBRED WOMAN, ONE THAT LIVE AND DIE BY 1587 00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:31,294 I'M TALKING ABOUT A THOROUGHBRED WOMAN, ONE THAT LIVE AND DIE BY THE GODDAMN TEAM. 1588 00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:32,920 WOMAN, ONE THAT LIVE AND DIE BY THE GODDAMN TEAM. YOU GOT A FRANCHISE PLAYER, AND 1589 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,255 THE GODDAMN TEAM. YOU GOT A FRANCHISE PLAYER, AND YOU DONE LET HER SIT ON THE 1590 00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:34,880 YOU GOT A FRANCHISE PLAYER, AND YOU DONE LET HER SIT ON THE BENCH. 1591 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,424 YOU DONE LET HER SIT ON THE BENCH. SHE DONE FORGOTTEN WHAT TEAM SHE 1592 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:37,049 BENCH. SHE DONE FORGOTTEN WHAT TEAM SHE EVEN ON. 1593 00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:38,593 SHE DONE FORGOTTEN WHAT TEAM SHE EVEN ON. YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND, SOME OF 1594 00:44:38,593 --> 00:44:40,052 EVEN ON. YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND, SOME OF YOU NIGGAS AIN'T GOING TO THE 1595 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:40,678 YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND, SOME OF YOU NIGGAS AIN'T GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS. 1596 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,721 YOU NIGGAS AIN'T GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS IS 3-22 IN 1597 00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,682 PLAYOFFS. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS IS 3-22 IN THE RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW. 1598 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,267 SOME OF YOU NIGGAS IS 3-22 IN THE RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW. YOU GONNA HAVE TO WORK ON IT. 1599 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:47,893 THE RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW. YOU GONNA HAVE TO WORK ON IT. WORK ON YOUR FRANCHISE PLAYER. 1600 00:44:47,893 --> 00:44:49,479 YOU GONNA HAVE TO WORK ON IT. WORK ON YOUR FRANCHISE PLAYER. SOME OF Y'ALL GOT A WONDERFUL 1601 00:44:49,479 --> 00:44:51,022 WORK ON YOUR FRANCHISE PLAYER. SOME OF Y'ALL GOT A WONDERFUL FRANCHISE PLAYER, BUT YOU SO 1602 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,565 SOME OF Y'ALL GOT A WONDERFUL FRANCHISE PLAYER, BUT YOU SO BUSY LOOKING OUT AT THE FREE 1603 00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:55,067 FRANCHISE PLAYER, BUT YOU SO BUSY LOOKING OUT AT THE FREE AGENCY AND WHO GETTING TRADED 1604 00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:57,694 BUSY LOOKING OUT AT THE FREE AGENCY AND WHO GETTING TRADED AND WHO COMING UP ON THE DRAFT 1605 00:44:57,694 --> 00:44:58,988 AGENCY AND WHO GETTING TRADED AND WHO COMING UP ON THE DRAFT YOU DONE FORGOT ABOUT YOUR 1606 00:44:58,988 --> 00:45:00,532 AND WHO COMING UP ON THE DRAFT YOU DONE FORGOT ABOUT YOUR FRANCHISE PLAYER, AND YOU GOT TO 1607 00:45:00,532 --> 00:45:01,240 YOU DONE FORGOT ABOUT YOUR FRANCHISE PLAYER, AND YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY. 1608 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,783 FRANCHISE PLAYER, AND YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY. YOU AIN'T GOT TO SPEND NO MONEY. 1609 00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:04,076 FUCKING TRY. YOU AIN'T GOT TO SPEND NO MONEY. YOU AIN'T GOT TO WAIT FOR A 1610 00:45:04,076 --> 00:45:04,701 YOU AIN'T GOT TO SPEND NO MONEY. YOU AIN'T GOT TO WAIT FOR A HOLIDAY. 1611 00:45:04,701 --> 00:45:05,870 YOU AIN'T GOT TO WAIT FOR A HOLIDAY. YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY. 1612 00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:07,372 HOLIDAY. YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY. JUST WAIT FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT 1613 00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:08,914 YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY. JUST WAIT FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT WAIT FOR HER TO BE LAYING ACROSS 1614 00:45:08,914 --> 00:45:10,082 JUST WAIT FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT WAIT FOR HER TO BE LAYING ACROSS THE BED ON HER STOMACH. 1615 00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:11,000 WAIT FOR HER TO BE LAYING ACROSS THE BED ON HER STOMACH. UNSUSPECTING. 1616 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,669 THE BED ON HER STOMACH. UNSUSPECTING. THAT'S A GREAT TIME FOR A PEP 1617 00:45:12,669 --> 00:45:14,379 UNSUSPECTING. THAT'S A GREAT TIME FOR A PEP TALK, FOR SOME ENTHUSIASM AND 1618 00:45:14,379 --> 00:45:16,130 THAT'S A GREAT TIME FOR A PEP TALK, FOR SOME ENTHUSIASM AND SHIT, IF YOU CAN JUST SNEAK UP 1619 00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:17,714 TALK, FOR SOME ENTHUSIASM AND SHIT, IF YOU CAN JUST SNEAK UP ON HER IN THE RIGHT MOMENT 1620 00:45:17,714 --> 00:45:19,716 SHIT, IF YOU CAN JUST SNEAK UP ON HER IN THE RIGHT MOMENT JUST... 1621 00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:26,057 "YOU DO REMEMBER WHOSE 1622 00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:27,099 "YOU DO REMEMBER WHOSE MOTHERFUCKING TEAM YOU ON, DON'T 1623 00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:27,766 "YOU DO REMEMBER WHOSE MOTHERFUCKING TEAM YOU ON, DON'T YOU? 1624 00:45:27,766 --> 00:45:28,393 MOTHERFUCKING TEAM YOU ON, DON'T YOU? HUH? 1625 00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:29,185 YOU? HUH? DO YOU REMEMBER WHOSE 1626 00:45:29,185 --> 00:45:30,311 HUH? DO YOU REMEMBER WHOSE MOTHERFUCKING TEAM YOU ON? 1627 00:45:30,311 --> 00:45:31,979 DO YOU REMEMBER WHOSE MOTHERFUCKING TEAM YOU ON? ( Chanting ) 2, 4, 6, 8, WHO DO 1628 00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:32,897 MOTHERFUCKING TEAM YOU ON? ( Chanting ) 2, 4, 6, 8, WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?" 1629 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,649 ( Chanting ) 2, 4, 6, 8, WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?" COME ON, NOW. 1630 00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:35,858 WE APPRECIATE?" COME ON, NOW. JUST GONNA HAVE TO DO IT 1631 00:45:35,858 --> 00:45:36,484 COME ON, NOW. JUST GONNA HAVE TO DO IT FELLAS. 1632 00:45:36,484 --> 00:45:37,610 JUST GONNA HAVE TO DO IT FELLAS. WE GONNA HAVE TO TRY 1633 00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:39,070 FELLAS. WE GONNA HAVE TO TRY SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN 1634 00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:40,405 WE GONNA HAVE TO TRY SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN TRY TO KEEP YOUR FRANCHISE 1635 00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:41,406 SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN TRY TO KEEP YOUR FRANCHISE PLAYER MOTIVATED. 1636 00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:42,865 TRY TO KEEP YOUR FRANCHISE PLAYER MOTIVATED. YOU WON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY 1637 00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:44,409 PLAYER MOTIVATED. YOU WON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN 1638 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:45,034 YOU WON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN JACK OFF. 1639 00:45:45,034 --> 00:45:46,578 SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN JACK OFF. YOU DONE GOT SO MOTHERFUCKING 1640 00:45:46,578 --> 00:45:47,995 JACK OFF. YOU DONE GOT SO MOTHERFUCKING GROWN, YOU'RE TOO GROWN TO JACK 1641 00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:48,621 YOU DONE GOT SO MOTHERFUCKING GROWN, YOU'RE TOO GROWN TO JACK OFF. 1642 00:45:48,621 --> 00:45:50,373 GROWN, YOU'RE TOO GROWN TO JACK OFF. YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO PRACTICE. 1643 00:45:50,373 --> 00:45:51,832 OFF. YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO PRACTICE. YOU WON'T PRACTICE AT ALL. 1644 00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:53,585 YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO PRACTICE. YOU WON'T PRACTICE AT ALL. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU GONNA 1645 00:45:53,585 --> 00:45:55,336 YOU WON'T PRACTICE AT ALL. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU GONNA KEEP PLAYING THE GAME, NIGGA, IF 1646 00:45:55,336 --> 00:45:57,046 I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU GONNA KEEP PLAYING THE GAME, NIGGA, IF YOU REFUSE TO GODDAMN PRACTICE 1647 00:45:57,046 --> 00:45:58,715 KEEP PLAYING THE GAME, NIGGA, IF YOU REFUSE TO GODDAMN PRACTICE YOU JUST GONNA RUN IN THE GAME 1648 00:45:58,715 --> 00:45:59,507 YOU REFUSE TO GODDAMN PRACTICE YOU JUST GONNA RUN IN THE GAME COLD, NIGGA? 1649 00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:00,799 YOU JUST GONNA RUN IN THE GAME COLD, NIGGA? YOU AIN'T GONNA WARM UP OR 1650 00:46:00,799 --> 00:46:01,426 COLD, NIGGA? YOU AIN'T GONNA WARM UP OR NOTHING? 1651 00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:02,427 YOU AIN'T GONNA WARM UP OR NOTHING? COME ON, TELL 'EM. 1652 00:46:02,427 --> 00:46:03,636 NOTHING? COME ON, TELL 'EM. DON'T YOU HAVE TO WARM UP? 1653 00:46:03,636 --> 00:46:05,471 COME ON, TELL 'EM. DON'T YOU HAVE TO WARM UP? ( LAUGHTER ) 1654 00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:07,306 DON'T YOU HAVE TO WARM UP? ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHUCKLES ) 1655 00:46:07,306 --> 00:46:08,516 ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHUCKLES ) YOU GOT TO FUCKING WARM UP. 1656 00:46:08,516 --> 00:46:09,350 ( CHUCKLES ) YOU GOT TO FUCKING WARM UP. THIS IS BULLSHIT. 1657 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:10,643 YOU GOT TO FUCKING WARM UP. THIS IS BULLSHIT. SOME OF YOU FELLAS -- COME ON 1658 00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:11,436 THIS IS BULLSHIT. SOME OF YOU FELLAS -- COME ON NOW, GODDAMN IT. 1659 00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:12,144 SOME OF YOU FELLAS -- COME ON NOW, GODDAMN IT. WE GOT TO TRY. 1660 00:46:12,144 --> 00:46:13,563 NOW, GODDAMN IT. WE GOT TO TRY. YOU WANT WOMEN TO DO ALL KIND OF 1661 00:46:13,563 --> 00:46:14,188 WE GOT TO TRY. YOU WANT WOMEN TO DO ALL KIND OF SHIT FOR US. 1662 00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:15,440 YOU WANT WOMEN TO DO ALL KIND OF SHIT FOR US. WE WANT HER TO WEAR SOME NEW 1663 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,149 SHIT FOR US. WE WANT HER TO WEAR SOME NEW LINGERIE, PUT ON A NEW OUTFIT, 1664 00:46:17,149 --> 00:46:18,817 WE WANT HER TO WEAR SOME NEW LINGERIE, PUT ON A NEW OUTFIT, CUT HER HAIR DIFFERENT, BRING 1665 00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:19,985 LINGERIE, PUT ON A NEW OUTFIT, CUT HER HAIR DIFFERENT, BRING ANOTHER GIRL IN THE 1666 00:46:19,985 --> 00:46:22,238 CUT HER HAIR DIFFERENT, BRING ANOTHER GIRL IN THE RELATIONSHIP. 1667 00:46:22,238 --> 00:46:23,489 ANOTHER GIRL IN THE RELATIONSHIP. "I DID THAT FOR FIVE NIGGAS." 1668 00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:24,407 RELATIONSHIP. "I DID THAT FOR FIVE NIGGAS." "THAT'S WHAT I SAID." 1669 00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:25,617 "I DID THAT FOR FIVE NIGGAS." "THAT'S WHAT I SAID." THAT'S THE ONE I HAD PICKED. 1670 00:46:25,617 --> 00:46:27,577 "THAT'S WHAT I SAID." THAT'S THE ONE I HAD PICKED. REMEMBER, I PICKED THAT ONE. 1671 00:46:27,577 --> 00:46:28,869 THAT'S THE ONE I HAD PICKED. REMEMBER, I PICKED THAT ONE. I'M JUST SAYING, WE GOT TO DO 1672 00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:29,746 REMEMBER, I PICKED THAT ONE. I'M JUST SAYING, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING, NIGGAS. 1673 00:46:29,746 --> 00:46:31,038 I'M JUST SAYING, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING, NIGGAS. WE CAN'T JUST KEEP PRESENTING 1674 00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:32,290 SOMETHING, NIGGAS. WE CAN'T JUST KEEP PRESENTING THE SAME DICK NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, 1675 00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:32,915 WE CAN'T JUST KEEP PRESENTING THE SAME DICK NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, JUST... 1676 00:46:32,915 --> 00:46:35,876 THE SAME DICK NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, JUST... ♪ DUN-DA-DA-DA ♪ 1677 00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:37,044 JUST... ♪ DUN-DA-DA-DA ♪ NO. 1678 00:46:37,044 --> 00:46:38,170 ♪ DUN-DA-DA-DA ♪ NO. ♪ DUN-DA-DA-DA ♪ 1679 00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:39,338 NO. ♪ DUN-DA-DA-DA ♪ WE GOT TO FUCKING TRY. 1680 00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:40,797 ♪ DUN-DA-DA-DA ♪ WE GOT TO FUCKING TRY. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN 1681 00:46:40,797 --> 00:46:41,549 WE GOT TO FUCKING TRY. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY. 1682 00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:42,925 SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY. YOU NOT GONNA JACK OFF, AND 1683 00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:44,302 FUCKING TRY. YOU NOT GONNA JACK OFF, AND BECAUSE YOU WON'T JACK OFF 1684 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:45,595 YOU NOT GONNA JACK OFF, AND BECAUSE YOU WON'T JACK OFF NIGGAS, SOME OF YOU GROWN 1685 00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:47,846 BECAUSE YOU WON'T JACK OFF NIGGAS, SOME OF YOU GROWN MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE HAD THAT SAME 1686 00:46:47,846 --> 00:46:49,890 NIGGAS, SOME OF YOU GROWN MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE HAD THAT SAME HAND AND YOUR SAME DICK YOUR 1687 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:51,850 MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE HAD THAT SAME HAND AND YOUR SAME DICK YOUR WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING LIFE, AND 1688 00:46:51,850 --> 00:46:53,436 HAND AND YOUR SAME DICK YOUR WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING LIFE, AND YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN 1689 00:46:53,436 --> 00:46:55,313 WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING LIFE, AND YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING STROKE NUMBER. 1690 00:46:55,313 --> 00:47:00,109 YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING STROKE NUMBER. YOU DON'T KNOW. 1691 00:47:00,109 --> 00:47:01,319 MOTHERFUCKING STROKE NUMBER. YOU DON'T KNOW. YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN 1692 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:02,654 YOU DON'T KNOW. YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING COME NUMBER. 1693 00:47:02,654 --> 00:47:03,946 YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING COME NUMBER. YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN FUCK 1694 00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:04,572 MOTHERFUCKING COME NUMBER. YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN FUCK NUMBER. 1695 00:47:04,572 --> 00:47:05,948 YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN FUCK NUMBER. FUCK A SLEEP NUMBER, NIGGA. 1696 00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:07,492 NUMBER. FUCK A SLEEP NUMBER, NIGGA. YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN GODDAMN 1697 00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:08,200 FUCK A SLEEP NUMBER, NIGGA. YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN GODDAMN FUCK NUMBER. 1698 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,661 YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN GODDAMN FUCK NUMBER. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES 1699 00:47:09,661 --> 00:47:11,078 FUCK NUMBER. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAN DO THIS BEFORE SOMETHING 1700 00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:11,746 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAN DO THIS BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPEN. 1701 00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:12,705 YOU CAN DO THIS BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPEN. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 1702 00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:14,123 HAPPEN. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. EVERY TIME YOU FUCK HER, YOU 1703 00:47:14,123 --> 00:47:15,416 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. EVERY TIME YOU FUCK HER, YOU PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE. 1704 00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:16,250 EVERY TIME YOU FUCK HER, YOU PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE. YOU DON'T KNOW. 1705 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:17,126 PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE. YOU DON'T KNOW. SHE DON'T KNOW. 1706 00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:18,544 YOU DON'T KNOW. SHE DON'T KNOW. IT'S A SURPRISE TO BOTH OF YOU. 1707 00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:19,170 SHE DON'T KNOW. IT'S A SURPRISE TO BOTH OF YOU. JUST... 1708 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:19,796 IT'S A SURPRISE TO BOTH OF YOU. JUST... BANG, BANG. 1709 00:47:19,796 --> 00:47:20,713 JUST... BANG, BANG. "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. 1710 00:47:20,713 --> 00:47:21,922 BANG, BANG. "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT COMING. 1711 00:47:21,922 --> 00:47:23,048 "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT COMING. I DIDN'T EVEN -- I WOULD HAVE 1712 00:47:23,048 --> 00:47:23,675 I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT COMING. I DIDN'T EVEN -- I WOULD HAVE WARNED YOU. 1713 00:47:23,675 --> 00:47:24,509 I DIDN'T EVEN -- I WOULD HAVE WARNED YOU. IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD, 1714 00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:25,593 WARNED YOU. IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. 1715 00:47:25,593 --> 00:47:26,511 IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. I DIDN'T EVEN... 1716 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:28,053 TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. I DIDN'T EVEN... YOU GONNA HAVE TO FIND OUT YOUR 1717 00:47:28,053 --> 00:47:29,221 I DIDN'T EVEN... YOU GONNA HAVE TO FIND OUT YOUR OWN FUCK NUMBER, NIGGA. 1718 00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:30,682 YOU GONNA HAVE TO FIND OUT YOUR OWN FUCK NUMBER, NIGGA. IT'LL FREE YOU UP FOR THE REST 1719 00:47:30,682 --> 00:47:32,183 OWN FUCK NUMBER, NIGGA. IT'LL FREE YOU UP FOR THE REST OF YOUR GODDAMN RELATIONSHIP IF 1720 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:33,726 IT'LL FREE YOU UP FOR THE REST OF YOUR GODDAMN RELATIONSHIP IF YOU CAN JUST FIND OUT WHAT YOUR 1721 00:47:33,726 --> 00:47:35,144 OF YOUR GODDAMN RELATIONSHIP IF YOU CAN JUST FIND OUT WHAT YOUR FUCK NUMBER IS, 'CAUSE IF YOU 1722 00:47:35,144 --> 00:47:37,229 YOU CAN JUST FIND OUT WHAT YOUR FUCK NUMBER IS, 'CAUSE IF YOU FIND OUT IT'S 174, NOW YOU HAVE 1723 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:38,981 FUCK NUMBER IS, 'CAUSE IF YOU FIND OUT IT'S 174, NOW YOU HAVE TAKEN THE PRESSURE OFF OF 1724 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,983 FIND OUT IT'S 174, NOW YOU HAVE TAKEN THE PRESSURE OFF OF YOURSELF, 'CAUSE NOW YOU AIN'T 1725 00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:42,735 TAKEN THE PRESSURE OFF OF YOURSELF, 'CAUSE NOW YOU AIN'T GOT TO TRY TO GET TO 175. 1726 00:47:42,735 --> 00:47:44,654 YOURSELF, 'CAUSE NOW YOU AIN'T GOT TO TRY TO GET TO 175. YOU KNOW THAT'S UNNECESSARY, 1727 00:47:44,654 --> 00:47:46,698 GOT TO TRY TO GET TO 175. YOU KNOW THAT'S UNNECESSARY, 'CAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS STOP AND 1728 00:47:46,698 --> 00:47:47,948 YOU KNOW THAT'S UNNECESSARY, 'CAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS STOP AND RESET AT 175 NOW. 1729 00:47:47,948 --> 00:47:49,241 'CAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS STOP AND RESET AT 175 NOW. SO, NOW YOU FREE. 1730 00:47:49,241 --> 00:47:54,038 RESET AT 175 NOW. SO, NOW YOU FREE. YOU JUST -- 172, 173, 174! 1731 00:47:54,038 --> 00:47:54,747 SO, NOW YOU FREE. YOU JUST -- 172, 173, 174! RESET. 1732 00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:56,415 YOU JUST -- 172, 173, 174! RESET. THANK YOU, THANK YOU 1733 00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:58,417 RESET. THANK YOU, THANK YOU BUT YOU WANT TO KNOW YOUR OWN 1734 00:47:58,417 --> 00:48:00,378 THANK YOU, THANK YOU BUT YOU WANT TO KNOW YOUR OWN FUCK NUMBER AT LEAST, EVEN IF 1735 00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:04,048 BUT YOU WANT TO KNOW YOUR OWN FUCK NUMBER AT LEAST, EVEN IF YOUR NUMBER IS SMALL. 1736 00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:05,466 FUCK NUMBER AT LEAST, EVEN IF YOUR NUMBER IS SMALL. EVEN IF YOUR NUMBER IS 12, 1737 00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:07,134 YOUR NUMBER IS SMALL. EVEN IF YOUR NUMBER IS 12, NIGGA -- EVEN IF YOUR NUMBER I 1738 00:48:07,134 --> 00:48:08,678 EVEN IF YOUR NUMBER IS 12, NIGGA -- EVEN IF YOUR NUMBER I 12, AT LEAST YOU SHOULD KNOW 1739 00:48:08,678 --> 00:48:09,721 NIGGA -- EVEN IF YOUR NUMBER I 12, AT LEAST YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT IT IS, NIGGA. 1740 00:48:09,721 --> 00:48:11,305 12, AT LEAST YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT IT IS, NIGGA. IT AIN'T THE END OF THE WORLD 1741 00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:12,682 WHAT IT IS, NIGGA. IT AIN'T THE END OF THE WORLD 'CAUSE YOUR NUMBER IS 12 1742 00:48:12,682 --> 00:48:14,350 IT AIN'T THE END OF THE WORLD 'CAUSE YOUR NUMBER IS 12 YOU CAN STILL HAVE FUN WITH 12 1743 00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:15,934 'CAUSE YOUR NUMBER IS 12 YOU CAN STILL HAVE FUN WITH 12 YOU CAN DO SLOW SEX, FAST SEX. 1744 00:48:15,934 --> 00:48:16,686 YOU CAN STILL HAVE FUN WITH 12 YOU CAN DO SLOW SEX, FAST SEX. YOU JUST.. 1745 00:48:16,686 --> 00:48:22,983 YOU CAN DO SLOW SEX, FAST SEX. YOU JUST.. ( Slowly ) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... 1746 00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:24,610 YOU JUST.. ( Slowly ) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... ( Increasing tempo ) 7, 8, 9, 1747 00:48:24,610 --> 00:48:25,820 ( Slowly ) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... ( Increasing tempo ) 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. 1748 00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:26,445 ( Increasing tempo ) 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. RESET. 1749 00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:27,904 10, 11, 12. RESET. AND THEN SWITCH IT UP, JUST... 1750 00:48:27,904 --> 00:48:30,742 RESET. AND THEN SWITCH IT UP, JUST... ♪ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 1751 00:48:30,742 --> 00:48:32,034 AND THEN SWITCH IT UP, JUST... ♪ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 11, 12 ♪ 1752 00:48:32,034 --> 00:48:34,453 ♪ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 11, 12 ♪ RESET. 1753 00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:35,580 11, 12 ♪ RESET. GOT TO FUCKING TRY. 1754 00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:36,913 RESET. GOT TO FUCKING TRY. SOME NIGGA'S GONNA TRY 1755 00:48:36,913 --> 00:48:38,416 GOT TO FUCKING TRY. SOME NIGGA'S GONNA TRY SOME NIGGA GONNA BE LAYING 1756 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:39,458 SOME NIGGA'S GONNA TRY SOME NIGGA GONNA BE LAYING ACROSS THE BED.. 1757 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,460 SOME NIGGA GONNA BE LAYING ACROSS THE BED.. ♪ 5 ♪ 1758 00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:43,379 ACROSS THE BED.. ♪ 5 ♪ ♪ $5 ♪ 1759 00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:46,382 ♪ 5 ♪ ♪ $5 ♪ ♪ $5 FOOT-LONG ♪ 1760 00:48:46,382 --> 00:48:48,092 ♪ $5 ♪ ♪ $5 FOOT-LONG ♪ YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY IS MY 1761 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:49,051 ♪ $5 FOOT-LONG ♪ YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY IS MY FUCKING POINT. 1762 00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:50,927 YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY IS MY FUCKING POINT. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS BEEN FUCKING 1763 00:48:50,927 --> 00:48:52,764 FUCKING POINT. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS BEEN FUCKING SINCE YOU WAS 15, AND YOU DON'T 1764 00:48:52,764 --> 00:48:54,473 SOME OF YOU NIGGAS BEEN FUCKING SINCE YOU WAS 15, AND YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR OWN SIGNATURE MOVE 1765 00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:55,641 SINCE YOU WAS 15, AND YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR OWN SIGNATURE MOVE YET. 1766 00:48:55,641 --> 00:48:59,936 HAVE YOUR OWN SIGNATURE MOVE YET. ( LAUGHTER ) 1767 00:48:59,936 --> 00:49:01,773 YET. ( LAUGHTER ) YOU BEEN FUCKING SINCE YOU WAS A 1768 00:49:01,773 --> 00:49:03,649 ( LAUGHTER ) YOU BEEN FUCKING SINCE YOU WAS A TEENAGER, AND YOU AIN'T GOT YOUR 1769 00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:04,734 YOU BEEN FUCKING SINCE YOU WAS A TEENAGER, AND YOU AIN'T GOT YOUR OWN FUCKING MOVE. 1770 00:49:04,734 --> 00:49:06,193 TEENAGER, AND YOU AIN'T GOT YOUR OWN FUCKING MOVE. YOU STILL DOING THE SAME 1771 00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:08,237 OWN FUCKING MOVE. YOU STILL DOING THE SAME ORIGINAL FUCKING, THE SAME O.G 1772 00:49:08,237 --> 00:49:09,488 YOU STILL DOING THE SAME ORIGINAL FUCKING, THE SAME O.G TEENAGER FUCKING. 1773 00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:11,073 ORIGINAL FUCKING, THE SAME O.G TEENAGER FUCKING. YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING. 1774 00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:12,949 TEENAGER FUCKING. YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING. YOU NIGGAS DON'T EVEN HAVE A 1775 00:49:12,949 --> 00:49:14,368 YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING. YOU NIGGAS DON'T EVEN HAVE A DISMOUNT YET, NIGGA? 1776 00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:15,327 YOU NIGGAS DON'T EVEN HAVE A DISMOUNT YET, NIGGA? A DISMOUNT. 1777 00:49:15,327 --> 00:49:17,246 DISMOUNT YET, NIGGA? A DISMOUNT. A DISMOUNT IS EASY, NIGGA. 1778 00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:18,706 A DISMOUNT. A DISMOUNT IS EASY, NIGGA. YOU JUST... 1779 00:49:18,706 --> 00:49:23,335 A DISMOUNT IS EASY, NIGGA. YOU JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) 1780 00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:24,670 YOU JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) AT LEAST YOU COULD GET A 1781 00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:25,296 ( LAUGHTER ) AT LEAST YOU COULD GET A DISMOUNT. 1782 00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:26,756 AT LEAST YOU COULD GET A DISMOUNT. WORK ON YOUR SIGNATURE MOVE FOR 1783 00:49:26,756 --> 00:49:27,381 DISMOUNT. WORK ON YOUR SIGNATURE MOVE FOR 2008. 1784 00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:28,716 WORK ON YOUR SIGNATURE MOVE FOR 2008. GIVE YOUR WOMAN SOMETHING 1785 00:49:28,716 --> 00:49:29,341 2008. GIVE YOUR WOMAN SOMETHING SPECIAL. 1786 00:49:29,341 --> 00:49:30,676 GIVE YOUR WOMAN SOMETHING SPECIAL. EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING 1787 00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:32,177 SPECIAL. EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING SPECIAL EVERY NOW AND AGAIN. 1788 00:49:32,177 --> 00:49:33,471 EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING SPECIAL EVERY NOW AND AGAIN. YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO 1789 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:34,889 SPECIAL EVERY NOW AND AGAIN. YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO BASKETBALL GAME AND JUST SEE 1790 00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:36,432 YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO BASKETBALL GAME AND JUST SEE MOTHERFUCKERS DOING LAY-UPS ALL 1791 00:49:36,432 --> 00:49:37,391 BASKETBALL GAME AND JUST SEE MOTHERFUCKERS DOING LAY-UPS ALL THE GODDAMN TIME. 1792 00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:38,559 MOTHERFUCKERS DOING LAY-UPS ALL THE GODDAMN TIME. THAT'S WHY THE WNBA IS 1793 00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:39,852 THE GODDAMN TIME. THAT'S WHY THE WNBA IS STRUGGLING LIKE THEY ARE. 1794 00:49:39,852 --> 00:49:41,395 THAT'S WHY THE WNBA IS STRUGGLING LIKE THEY ARE. YOU WANT TO SEE A NIGGA DO SOME 1795 00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:42,814 STRUGGLING LIKE THEY ARE. YOU WANT TO SEE A NIGGA DO SOME SPECIAL SHIT EVERY ONCE IN A 1796 00:49:42,814 --> 00:49:47,025 YOU WANT TO SEE A NIGGA DO SOME SPECIAL SHIT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, JUST... 1797 00:49:47,025 --> 00:49:48,277 SPECIAL SHIT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, JUST... THAT'S WHAT SHE WANT, TOO, 1798 00:49:48,277 --> 00:49:48,903 WHILE, JUST... THAT'S WHAT SHE WANT, TOO, NIGGA. 1799 00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:50,446 THAT'S WHAT SHE WANT, TOO, NIGGA. WORK ON YOU A SIGNATURE MOVE. 1800 00:49:50,446 --> 00:49:51,988 NIGGA. WORK ON YOU A SIGNATURE MOVE. I GOT ONE CALLED MONKEY FUCK. 1801 00:49:51,988 --> 00:49:52,907 WORK ON YOU A SIGNATURE MOVE. I GOT ONE CALLED MONKEY FUCK. I DON'T KNOW... 1802 00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:53,699 I GOT ONE CALLED MONKEY FUCK. I DON'T KNOW... ( LAUGHTER ) 1803 00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:55,367 I DON'T KNOW... ( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T KNOW IF IT WORK, BUT I 1804 00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:56,953 ( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T KNOW IF IT WORK, BUT I DO KNOW, IF I GIVE IT TO YOU 1805 00:49:56,953 --> 00:49:58,537 I DON'T KNOW IF IT WORK, BUT I DO KNOW, IF I GIVE IT TO YOU I'M GIVING HER ALL SHE'S GOT 1806 00:49:58,537 --> 00:49:59,831 DO KNOW, IF I GIVE IT TO YOU I'M GIVING HER ALL SHE'S GOT CAPTAIN, 'CAUSE ONCE I'M IN 1807 00:49:59,831 --> 00:50:01,081 I'M GIVING HER ALL SHE'S GOT CAPTAIN, 'CAUSE ONCE I'M IN MONKEY FUCK, EVERYTHING IS 1808 00:50:01,081 --> 00:50:01,874 CAPTAIN, 'CAUSE ONCE I'M IN MONKEY FUCK, EVERYTHING IS MOVING, NIGGA. 1809 00:50:01,874 --> 00:50:02,959 MONKEY FUCK, EVERYTHING IS MOVING, NIGGA. I'M EVERYWHERE, TRYING 1810 00:50:02,959 --> 00:50:04,794 MOVING, NIGGA. I'M EVERYWHERE, TRYING EVERYTHING, JUST.. 1811 00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:10,716 I'M EVERYWHERE, TRYING EVERYTHING, JUST.. ( LAUGHTER ) 1812 00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:12,426 EVERYTHING, JUST.. ( LAUGHTER ) YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY, IS MY 1813 00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:13,051 ( LAUGHTER ) YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY, IS MY POINT. 1814 00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:14,846 YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY, IS MY POINT. THERE'S TOO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING 1815 00:50:14,846 --> 00:50:16,180 POINT. THERE'S TOO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GOING ON IN THE 1816 00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:17,473 THERE'S TOO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GOING ON IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD. 1817 00:50:17,473 --> 00:50:19,266 SHIT GOING ON IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD. WE GOT BIG-TIME FUCKING ISSUES 1818 00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:21,101 MOTHERFUCKING WORLD. WE GOT BIG-TIME FUCKING ISSUES HAPPENING IN THE GODDAMN WORLD 1819 00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:22,311 WE GOT BIG-TIME FUCKING ISSUES HAPPENING IN THE GODDAMN WORLD RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. 1820 00:50:22,311 --> 00:50:24,146 HAPPENING IN THE GODDAMN WORLD RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. WE STILL GOT RACISM IN AMERICA 1821 00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:25,606 RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. WE STILL GOT RACISM IN AMERICA RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. 1822 00:50:25,606 --> 00:50:26,732 WE STILL GOT RACISM IN AMERICA RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. 40 YEARS AFTER 1823 00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:28,275 RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. 40 YEARS AFTER MARTIN LUTHER KING'S 1824 00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:30,194 40 YEARS AFTER MARTIN LUTHER KING'S ASSASSINATION, WE STILL GOT 1825 00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:32,196 MARTIN LUTHER KING'S ASSASSINATION, WE STILL GOT RACISM IN AMERICA RIGHT THE FUCK 1826 00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:32,822 ASSASSINATION, WE STILL GOT RACISM IN AMERICA RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. 1827 00:50:32,822 --> 00:50:34,198 RACISM IN AMERICA RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. WE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. 1828 00:50:34,198 --> 00:50:35,449 NOW. WE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. WE GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING DEAL 1829 00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:36,074 WE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. WE GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING DEAL WITH IT. 1830 00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:37,326 WE GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING DEAL WITH IT. WHITE PEOPLE, FIRST OF ALL 1831 00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:38,160 WITH IT. WHITE PEOPLE, FIRST OF ALL UNDERSTAND THIS. 1832 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,578 WHITE PEOPLE, FIRST OF ALL UNDERSTAND THIS. IF YOU DON'T TAKE NOTHING ELSE 1833 00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:40,997 UNDERSTAND THIS. IF YOU DON'T TAKE NOTHING ELSE FROM THE NIGGA MEETING, JUST... 1834 00:50:40,997 --> 00:50:43,582 IF YOU DON'T TAKE NOTHING ELSE FROM THE NIGGA MEETING, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) 1835 00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:46,002 FROM THE NIGGA MEETING, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) UNDERSTAND THIS, WHITE PEOPLE -- 1836 00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:48,337 ( LAUGHTER ) UNDERSTAND THIS, WHITE PEOPLE -- Y'ALL BROUGHT US OVER HERE, AND 1837 00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:50,715 UNDERSTAND THIS, WHITE PEOPLE -- Y'ALL BROUGHT US OVER HERE, AND Y'ALL AIN'T GOT NO MOTHERFUCKING 1838 00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:53,049 Y'ALL BROUGHT US OVER HERE, AND Y'ALL AIN'T GOT NO MOTHERFUCKING RECEIPT, SO Y'ALL ARE NOT GONNA 1839 00:50:53,049 --> 00:50:54,343 Y'ALL AIN'T GOT NO MOTHERFUCKING RECEIPT, SO Y'ALL ARE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO RETURN NIGGAS. 1840 00:50:54,343 --> 00:50:55,887 RECEIPT, SO Y'ALL ARE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO RETURN NIGGAS. YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT FROM 1841 00:50:55,887 --> 00:50:56,929 BE ABLE TO RETURN NIGGAS. YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT FROM THE VERY BEGINNING. 1842 00:50:56,929 --> 00:50:59,557 YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT FROM THE VERY BEGINNING. NIGGAS ARE HERE TO STAY. 1843 00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:01,225 THE VERY BEGINNING. NIGGAS ARE HERE TO STAY. WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT. 1844 00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:02,852 NIGGAS ARE HERE TO STAY. WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT. I CAN HONESTLY SAY I'M A NIGGA 1845 00:51:02,852 --> 00:51:04,395 WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT. I CAN HONESTLY SAY I'M A NIGGA AND I LOVE NIGGAS, BUT I DON'T 1846 00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:05,980 I CAN HONESTLY SAY I'M A NIGGA AND I LOVE NIGGAS, BUT I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY WITH 1847 00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:07,565 AND I LOVE NIGGAS, BUT I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY WITH JUST NIGGAS. 1848 00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:12,277 WANT TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY WITH JUST NIGGAS. ( LAUGHTER ) 1849 00:51:12,277 --> 00:51:13,153 JUST NIGGAS. ( LAUGHTER ) FUCK Y'ALL. 1850 00:51:13,153 --> 00:51:13,905 ( LAUGHTER ) FUCK Y'ALL. I DON'T. 1851 00:51:13,905 --> 00:51:15,948 FUCK Y'ALL. I DON'T. I HAVE TOO MANY CUSTOMER-SERVICE 1852 00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:17,825 I DON'T. I HAVE TOO MANY CUSTOMER-SERVICE NEEDS AND REQUIREMENTS THAT 1853 00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:19,493 I HAVE TOO MANY CUSTOMER-SERVICE NEEDS AND REQUIREMENTS THAT HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO. 1854 00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:20,118 NEEDS AND REQUIREMENTS THAT HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO. FUCK THAT. 1855 00:51:20,118 --> 00:51:21,453 HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO. FUCK THAT. Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M 1856 00:51:21,453 --> 00:51:22,204 FUCK THAT. Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1857 00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:23,664 Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT. YOU DONE TRY TO RETURN SOMETHING 1858 00:51:23,664 --> 00:51:25,123 TALKING ABOUT. YOU DONE TRY TO RETURN SOMETHING TO A BLACK WOMAN AT A STORE, AND 1859 00:51:25,123 --> 00:51:26,625 YOU DONE TRY TO RETURN SOMETHING TO A BLACK WOMAN AT A STORE, AND SHE ACT LIKE SHE BOUGHT YOU THAT 1860 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:27,877 TO A BLACK WOMAN AT A STORE, AND SHE ACT LIKE SHE BOUGHT YOU THAT SHIT HERSELF PERSONALLY AND 1861 00:51:27,877 --> 00:51:29,294 SHE ACT LIKE SHE BOUGHT YOU THAT SHIT HERSELF PERSONALLY AND SHIT, JUST EMBARRASSING YOU IN 1862 00:51:29,294 --> 00:51:30,755 SHIT HERSELF PERSONALLY AND SHIT, JUST EMBARRASSING YOU IN THE STORE, JUST, "WELL, WHAT THE 1863 00:51:30,755 --> 00:51:32,381 SHIT, JUST EMBARRASSING YOU IN THE STORE, JUST, "WELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH IT? 1864 00:51:32,381 --> 00:51:36,635 THE STORE, JUST, "WELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH IT? ( LAUGHTER ) 1865 00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:37,720 FUCK IS WRONG WITH IT? ( LAUGHTER ) "NEVER MIND, BITCH. 1866 00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:39,263 ( LAUGHTER ) "NEVER MIND, BITCH. I DON'T KNOW WHY I GOT TO HAVE 1867 00:51:39,263 --> 00:51:40,681 "NEVER MIND, BITCH. I DON'T KNOW WHY I GOT TO HAVE TWO TOASTERS 'CAUSE YOU MAD AND 1868 00:51:40,681 --> 00:51:41,306 I DON'T KNOW WHY I GOT TO HAVE TWO TOASTERS 'CAUSE YOU MAD AND SHIT. 1869 00:51:41,306 --> 00:51:43,768 TWO TOASTERS 'CAUSE YOU MAD AND SHIT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS." 1870 00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:44,977 SHIT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS." WE ALL NEED EACH OTHER. 1871 00:51:44,977 --> 00:51:46,604 THIS IS RIDICULOUS." WE ALL NEED EACH OTHER. AMERICA IS STRONG BECAUSE OF THE 1872 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:48,188 WE ALL NEED EACH OTHER. AMERICA IS STRONG BECAUSE OF THE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT'S IN IT, AND, 1873 00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:49,815 AMERICA IS STRONG BECAUSE OF THE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT'S IN IT, AND, WHITE PEOPLE, YOU DO NOT WANT TO 1874 00:51:49,815 --> 00:51:51,442 MOTHERFUCKERS THAT'S IN IT, AND, WHITE PEOPLE, YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY 1875 00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:52,902 WHITE PEOPLE, YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY WITHOUT NIGGAS AND HISPANICS. 1876 00:51:52,902 --> 00:51:54,486 BE IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY WITHOUT NIGGAS AND HISPANICS. YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THIS 1877 00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:56,072 WITHOUT NIGGAS AND HISPANICS. YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THIS COUNTRY BY YOUR GODDAMN SELF. 1878 00:51:56,072 --> 00:51:57,448 YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THIS COUNTRY BY YOUR GODDAMN SELF. ESPECIALLY IF THE TERRORISTS 1879 00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:58,074 COUNTRY BY YOUR GODDAMN SELF. ESPECIALLY IF THE TERRORISTS COME. 1880 00:51:58,074 --> 00:51:59,742 ESPECIALLY IF THE TERRORISTS COME. Y'ALL GONNA BE TRYING TO BREAK 1881 00:51:59,742 --> 00:52:01,159 COME. Y'ALL GONNA BE TRYING TO BREAK IN THE HOOD IF THE GODDAMN 1882 00:52:01,159 --> 00:52:02,160 Y'ALL GONNA BE TRYING TO BREAK IN THE HOOD IF THE GODDAMN TERRORISTS COME. 1883 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,247 IN THE HOOD IF THE GODDAMN TERRORISTS COME. "LET US IN! 1884 00:52:05,247 --> 00:52:06,331 TERRORISTS COME. "LET US IN! YOU GUYS HAVE GOT ALL THE 1885 00:52:06,331 --> 00:52:07,374 "LET US IN! YOU GUYS HAVE GOT ALL THE ILLEGAL WEAPONS IN THERE 1886 00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:08,250 YOU GUYS HAVE GOT ALL THE ILLEGAL WEAPONS IN THERE LET US IN! 1887 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:10,377 ILLEGAL WEAPONS IN THERE LET US IN! FINE, WE'LL CLEAN UP EVERYBODY'S 1888 00:52:10,377 --> 00:52:11,087 LET US IN! FINE, WE'LL CLEAN UP EVERYBODY'S CREDIT. 1889 00:52:11,087 --> 00:52:14,006 FINE, WE'LL CLEAN UP EVERYBODY'S CREDIT. ♪ freecreditreport.com" ♪ 1890 00:52:14,006 --> 00:52:18,343 CREDIT. ♪ freecreditreport.com" ♪ ( LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ) 1891 00:52:18,343 --> 00:52:20,012 ♪ freecreditreport.com" ♪ ( LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ) WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT. 1892 00:52:20,012 --> 00:52:21,597 ( LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ) WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT. IF YOU FIND A WHITE PERSON THAT 1893 00:52:21,597 --> 00:52:23,265 WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT. IF YOU FIND A WHITE PERSON THAT DON'T LIKE A NIGGA, IT CATCH YOU 1894 00:52:23,265 --> 00:52:24,934 IF YOU FIND A WHITE PERSON THAT DON'T LIKE A NIGGA, IT CATCH YOU OFF GUARD, LIKE, "YOU DON'T LIKE 1895 00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:26,644 DON'T LIKE A NIGGA, IT CATCH YOU OFF GUARD, LIKE, "YOU DON'T LIKE NIGGAS?" 1896 00:52:26,644 --> 00:52:28,062 OFF GUARD, LIKE, "YOU DON'T LIKE NIGGAS?" WHAT? 1897 00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:30,481 NIGGAS?" WHAT? NIGGAS IS THE SHIT. 1898 00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:31,607 WHAT? NIGGAS IS THE SHIT. YOU DIDN'T KNOW NIGGAS WAS THE 1899 00:52:31,607 --> 00:52:32,232 NIGGAS IS THE SHIT. YOU DIDN'T KNOW NIGGAS WAS THE SHIT? 1900 00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:33,233 YOU DIDN'T KNOW NIGGAS WAS THE SHIT? NIGGAS IS THE SHIT!" 1901 00:52:33,233 --> 00:52:34,652 SHIT? NIGGAS IS THE SHIT!" WHY YOU THINK Y'ALL CAME AND GOT 1902 00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:36,028 NIGGAS IS THE SHIT!" WHY YOU THINK Y'ALL CAME AND GOT US IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE? 1903 00:52:36,028 --> 00:52:37,321 WHY YOU THINK Y'ALL CAME AND GOT US IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE? Y'ALL HAD THAT BIG-ASS BOAT. 1904 00:52:37,321 --> 00:52:38,322 US IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE? Y'ALL HAD THAT BIG-ASS BOAT. Y'ALL COULD HAVE GOT 1905 00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:39,155 Y'ALL HAD THAT BIG-ASS BOAT. Y'ALL COULD HAVE GOT ANY-GODDAMN-BODY. 1906 00:52:39,155 --> 00:52:40,574 Y'ALL COULD HAVE GOT ANY-GODDAMN-BODY. I BET Y'ALL WAS EXCITED AS SHIT 1907 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:42,034 ANY-GODDAMN-BODY. I BET Y'ALL WAS EXCITED AS SHIT THE FIRST TIME Y'ALL SAW NIGGAS, 1908 00:52:42,034 --> 00:52:45,830 I BET Y'ALL WAS EXCITED AS SHIT THE FIRST TIME Y'ALL SAW NIGGAS, JUST... 1909 00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:48,791 THE FIRST TIME Y'ALL SAW NIGGAS, JUST... "WHAT ARE THOSE? 1910 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:51,418 JUST... "WHAT ARE THOSE? THOSE ARE COOL AS SHIT. 1911 00:52:51,418 --> 00:52:53,629 "WHAT ARE THOSE? THOSE ARE COOL AS SHIT. IS THAT THEIR WOMEN? 1912 00:52:53,629 --> 00:52:54,755 THOSE ARE COOL AS SHIT. IS THAT THEIR WOMEN? WHAT'S THAT THEY'RE CARRYING OB 1913 00:52:54,755 --> 00:52:56,799 IS THAT THEIR WOMEN? WHAT'S THAT THEY'RE CARRYING OB THEIR BACKS? 1914 00:52:56,799 --> 00:52:58,884 WHAT'S THAT THEY'RE CARRYING OB THEIR BACKS? THAT'S THEIR ASS?! 1915 00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:03,263 THEIR BACKS? THAT'S THEIR ASS?! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!" 1916 00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:06,767 THAT'S THEIR ASS?! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!" THE FUCK YOU DON'T LIKE NIGGAS. 1917 00:53:06,767 --> 00:53:08,519 LET'S GO! LET'S GO!" THE FUCK YOU DON'T LIKE NIGGAS. NIGGAS IS AN AMERICAN SUCCESS 1918 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:10,146 THE FUCK YOU DON'T LIKE NIGGAS. NIGGAS IS AN AMERICAN SUCCESS STORY. 1919 00:53:10,146 --> 00:53:11,730 NIGGAS IS AN AMERICAN SUCCESS STORY. YOU AIN'T GONNA TALK ME OUT OF 1920 00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:12,815 STORY. YOU AIN'T GONNA TALK ME OUT OF MY LOVE FOR NIGGAS 1921 00:53:12,815 --> 00:53:13,899 YOU AIN'T GONNA TALK ME OUT OF MY LOVE FOR NIGGAS NIGGAS IS THE SHIT 1922 00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:15,484 MY LOVE FOR NIGGAS NIGGAS IS THE SHIT NIGGAS WENT FROM BEING TREATED 1923 00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:16,568 NIGGAS IS THE SHIT NIGGAS WENT FROM BEING TREATED LIKE DOGS TILL NOW. 1924 00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:18,070 NIGGAS WENT FROM BEING TREATED LIKE DOGS TILL NOW. THAT'S WHY I KEEP SAYING THE 1925 00:53:18,070 --> 00:53:19,738 LIKE DOGS TILL NOW. THAT'S WHY I KEEP SAYING THE WORD "NIGGA," 'CAUSE I WANT THEM 1926 00:53:19,738 --> 00:53:21,239 THAT'S WHY I KEEP SAYING THE WORD "NIGGA," 'CAUSE I WANT THEM TO REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK IT 1927 00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:21,907 WORD "NIGGA," 'CAUSE I WANT THEM TO REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK IT CAME FROM. 1928 00:53:21,907 --> 00:53:23,034 TO REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK IT CAME FROM. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. 1929 00:53:23,034 --> 00:53:23,826 CAME FROM. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I'M A NIGGA. 1930 00:53:23,826 --> 00:53:24,827 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I'M A NIGGA. I TRACE MY ROOTS. 1931 00:53:24,827 --> 00:53:26,037 I'M A NIGGA. I TRACE MY ROOTS. THEY END UP IN ALABAMA 1932 00:53:26,037 --> 00:53:28,288 I TRACE MY ROOTS. THEY END UP IN ALABAMA SOME-GODDAMN-WHERE. 1933 00:53:28,288 --> 00:53:29,456 THEY END UP IN ALABAMA SOME-GODDAMN-WHERE. I'M PROUD OF NIGGAS. 1934 00:53:29,456 --> 00:53:30,791 SOME-GODDAMN-WHERE. I'M PROUD OF NIGGAS. NIGGAS DON'T NEVER QUIT. 1935 00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:32,376 I'M PROUD OF NIGGAS. NIGGAS DON'T NEVER QUIT. NIGGAS ALWAYS COME THROUGH THE 1936 00:53:32,376 --> 00:53:33,794 NIGGAS DON'T NEVER QUIT. NIGGAS ALWAYS COME THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKING TROUBLE AND 1937 00:53:33,794 --> 00:53:35,462 NIGGAS ALWAYS COME THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKING TROUBLE AND LOOKING BETTER AT THE SAME TIME. 1938 00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:36,964 MOTHERFUCKING TROUBLE AND LOOKING BETTER AT THE SAME TIME. THEY CAN'T MAKE ME FEEL BAD 1939 00:53:36,964 --> 00:53:37,798 LOOKING BETTER AT THE SAME TIME. THEY CAN'T MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT NIGGAS. 1940 00:53:37,798 --> 00:53:39,424 THEY CAN'T MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT NIGGAS. I REMEMBER, IT JUST LOOKED LIKE 1941 00:53:39,424 --> 00:53:41,010 ABOUT NIGGAS. I REMEMBER, IT JUST LOOKED LIKE NIGGAS WAS JUST IN THE COTTON 1942 00:53:41,010 --> 00:53:42,260 I REMEMBER, IT JUST LOOKED LIKE NIGGAS WAS JUST IN THE COTTON FIELD, PICKING COTTON. 1943 00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:43,929 NIGGAS WAS JUST IN THE COTTON FIELD, PICKING COTTON. THEM NIGGAS WASN'T JUST IN THE 1944 00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:45,181 FIELD, PICKING COTTON. THEM NIGGAS WASN'T JUST IN THE FIELD, PICKING COTTON. 1945 00:53:45,181 --> 00:53:46,640 THEM NIGGAS WASN'T JUST IN THE FIELD, PICKING COTTON. THEM NIGGAS WAS WORKING ON 1946 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,266 FIELD, PICKING COTTON. THEM NIGGAS WAS WORKING ON SKILLS AND SHIT THAT WAS GONNA 1947 00:53:48,266 --> 00:53:49,601 THEM NIGGAS WAS WORKING ON SKILLS AND SHIT THAT WAS GONNA SHOW UP GENERATION AFTER 1948 00:53:49,601 --> 00:53:50,644 SKILLS AND SHIT THAT WAS GONNA SHOW UP GENERATION AFTER GENERATION LATER. 1949 00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:52,188 SHOW UP GENERATION AFTER GENERATION LATER. IT JUST LOOKED LIKE THEY WAS 1950 00:53:52,188 --> 00:53:53,105 GENERATION LATER. IT JUST LOOKED LIKE THEY WAS PICKING COTTON. 1951 00:53:53,105 --> 00:53:54,523 IT JUST LOOKED LIKE THEY WAS PICKING COTTON. THEY WAS WORKING ON SHIT. 1952 00:53:54,523 --> 00:53:57,442 PICKING COTTON. THEY WAS WORKING ON SHIT. JUST... 1953 00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:02,031 ( LAUGHTER ) 1954 00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:08,120 COTTON-PICKIN' NIGGAS. 1955 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,788 COTTON-PICKIN' NIGGAS. THEM COTTON-PICKIN' NIGGAS. 1956 00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:11,790 COTTON-PICKIN' NIGGAS. THEM COTTON-PICKIN' NIGGAS. WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT, 1957 00:54:11,790 --> 00:54:13,417 THEM COTTON-PICKIN' NIGGAS. WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT, LIKE WHEN THE RACISTS WERE 1958 00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:15,211 WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT, LIKE WHEN THE RACISTS WERE PUTTING THEM NOOSES ON BLACK 1959 00:54:15,211 --> 00:54:17,171 LIKE WHEN THE RACISTS WERE PUTTING THEM NOOSES ON BLACK UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS' DOORS AND 1960 00:54:17,171 --> 00:54:18,797 PUTTING THEM NOOSES ON BLACK UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS' DOORS AND SHIT AND HANGING THE NOOSES OF 1961 00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:20,256 UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS' DOORS AND SHIT AND HANGING THE NOOSES OF OF TREES AND SHIT AND I GOT 1962 00:54:20,256 --> 00:54:21,842 SHIT AND HANGING THE NOOSES OF OF TREES AND SHIT AND I GOT FUCKING MAD AND PUT A NOOSE ON 1963 00:54:21,842 --> 00:54:23,468 OF TREES AND SHIT AND I GOT FUCKING MAD AND PUT A NOOSE ON MY NECK AND WALKED DOWN THE RED 1964 00:54:23,468 --> 00:54:25,012 FUCKING MAD AND PUT A NOOSE ON MY NECK AND WALKED DOWN THE RED CARPET OF THE HIP-HOP AWARDS 1965 00:54:25,012 --> 00:54:26,638 MY NECK AND WALKED DOWN THE RED CARPET OF THE HIP-HOP AWARDS AND THEN THEM MOTHERFUCKERS HAD 1966 00:54:26,638 --> 00:54:28,224 CARPET OF THE HIP-HOP AWARDS AND THEN THEM MOTHERFUCKERS HAD ME ON CNN THE NEXT WEEK LIKE I 1967 00:54:28,224 --> 00:54:29,600 AND THEN THEM MOTHERFUCKERS HAD ME ON CNN THE NEXT WEEK LIKE I WAS THE RACIAL PROBLEM IN 1968 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,435 ME ON CNN THE NEXT WEEK LIKE I WAS THE RACIAL PROBLEM IN AMERICA, AND THEY WAS SO GLAD TO 1969 00:54:31,435 --> 00:54:33,145 WAS THE RACIAL PROBLEM IN AMERICA, AND THEY WAS SO GLAD TO CATCH ME, LIKE, "WHAT THE FUCK 1970 00:54:33,145 --> 00:54:34,646 AMERICA, AND THEY WAS SO GLAD TO CATCH ME, LIKE, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU -- WHY DO YOU THINK 1971 00:54:34,646 --> 00:54:35,814 CATCH ME, LIKE, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU -- WHY DO YOU THINK RACISM IS SO FUNNY, 1972 00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:36,815 DO YOU -- WHY DO YOU THINK RACISM IS SO FUNNY, KATT WILLIAMS?" 1973 00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:38,525 RACISM IS SO FUNNY, KATT WILLIAMS?" THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FUCK I WAS 1974 00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:39,484 KATT WILLIAMS?" THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FUCK I WAS TRYING TO SAY. 1975 00:54:39,484 --> 00:54:41,153 THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FUCK I WAS TRYING TO SAY. ( LAUGHTER ) 1976 00:54:41,153 --> 00:54:42,738 TRYING TO SAY. ( LAUGHTER ) I WAS TRYING TO SAY NIGGAS AIN'T 1977 00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:44,990 ( LAUGHTER ) I WAS TRYING TO SAY NIGGAS AIN'T SCARED OF ROPE. 1978 00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:49,453 I WAS TRYING TO SAY NIGGAS AIN'T SCARED OF ROPE. ( LAUGHTER ) 1979 00:54:49,453 --> 00:54:50,996 SCARED OF ROPE. ( LAUGHTER ) THAT WASN'T THE FUCKING POINT. 1980 00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:52,581 ( LAUGHTER ) THAT WASN'T THE FUCKING POINT. NIGGAS AIN'T SCARED OF ROPE AND 1981 00:54:52,581 --> 00:54:53,457 THAT WASN'T THE FUCKING POINT. NIGGAS AIN'T SCARED OF ROPE AND KNOTS AND SHIT. 1982 00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:54,332 NIGGAS AIN'T SCARED OF ROPE AND KNOTS AND SHIT. IT WASN'T THAT. 1983 00:54:54,332 --> 00:54:55,918 KNOTS AND SHIT. IT WASN'T THAT. IT'S THE FUCKING HANGING WE HAD 1984 00:54:55,918 --> 00:54:57,419 IT WASN'T THAT. IT'S THE FUCKING HANGING WE HAD A PROBLEM WITH, SO IF YOU NOT 1985 00:54:57,419 --> 00:54:59,046 IT'S THE FUCKING HANGING WE HAD A PROBLEM WITH, SO IF YOU NOT GONNA HANG A MOTHERFUCKER, THEN 1986 00:54:59,046 --> 00:55:00,464 A PROBLEM WITH, SO IF YOU NOT GONNA HANG A MOTHERFUCKER, THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU PUTTING 1987 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:02,007 GONNA HANG A MOTHERFUCKER, THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU PUTTING NOOSES AROUND, TRYING TO SCARE 1988 00:55:02,007 --> 00:55:03,217 WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU PUTTING NOOSES AROUND, TRYING TO SCARE SOME-GODDAMN-BODY FOR? 1989 00:55:03,217 --> 00:55:04,593 NOOSES AROUND, TRYING TO SCARE SOME-GODDAMN-BODY FOR? I KEEP SAYING, YOU DON'T SEE 1990 00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:06,095 SOME-GODDAMN-BODY FOR? I KEEP SAYING, YOU DON'T SEE GANGBANGERS PUTTING BULLETS ON 1991 00:55:06,095 --> 00:55:07,096 I KEEP SAYING, YOU DON'T SEE GANGBANGERS PUTTING BULLETS ON THE CURB TO SCARE A 1992 00:55:07,096 --> 00:55:10,141 GANGBANGERS PUTTING BULLETS ON THE CURB TO SCARE A MOTHERFUCKER, JUST... 1993 00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:10,933 THE CURB TO SCARE A MOTHERFUCKER, JUST... "( CHUCKLES ) 1994 00:55:10,933 --> 00:55:12,350 MOTHERFUCKER, JUST... "( CHUCKLES ) WAIT TILL THESE NIGGAS SEE THIS 1995 00:55:12,350 --> 00:55:12,977 "( CHUCKLES ) WAIT TILL THESE NIGGAS SEE THIS SHIT. 1996 00:55:12,977 --> 00:55:15,604 WAIT TILL THESE NIGGAS SEE THIS SHIT. THEY'RE GONNA BE SCARED. 1997 00:55:15,604 --> 00:55:16,563 SHIT. THEY'RE GONNA BE SCARED. I PUT TWO HOLLOW-POINTS DOWN 1998 00:55:16,563 --> 00:55:17,189 THEY'RE GONNA BE SCARED. I PUT TWO HOLLOW-POINTS DOWN THERE. 1999 00:55:17,189 --> 00:55:18,356 I PUT TWO HOLLOW-POINTS DOWN THERE. THEM NIGGAS GONNA BE SCARED AS 2000 00:55:18,356 --> 00:55:22,486 THERE. THEM NIGGAS GONNA BE SCARED AS SHIT." 2001 00:55:22,486 --> 00:55:23,946 THEM NIGGAS GONNA BE SCARED AS SHIT." JUST SAYING, WE GOT TO GET OVER 2002 00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:24,655 SHIT." JUST SAYING, WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT. 2003 00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:26,157 JUST SAYING, WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT. THAT RACISM IS STILL FUCKING OUT 2004 00:55:26,157 --> 00:55:27,616 CERTAIN SHIT. THAT RACISM IS STILL FUCKING OUT THERE, AND WE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL 2005 00:55:27,616 --> 00:55:28,784 THAT RACISM IS STILL FUCKING OUT THERE, AND WE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT AS A MOTHERFUCKING 2006 00:55:28,784 --> 00:55:29,409 THERE, AND WE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT AS A MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY. 2007 00:55:29,409 --> 00:55:30,744 WITH IT AS A MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS EVEN OUT 2008 00:55:30,744 --> 00:55:31,620 COUNTRY. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS EVEN OUT THERE LIKE THAT. 2009 00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:33,038 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS EVEN OUT THERE LIKE THAT. I HAD TO FUCK AROUND AND GET MY 2010 00:55:33,038 --> 00:55:34,372 THERE LIKE THAT. I HAD TO FUCK AROUND AND GET MY MOTHERFUCKING FEELINGS HURT. 2011 00:55:34,372 --> 00:55:36,208 I HAD TO FUCK AROUND AND GET MY MOTHERFUCKING FEELINGS HURT. I DID THE FLAVOR FLAV COMEDY 2012 00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:38,127 MOTHERFUCKING FEELINGS HURT. I DID THE FLAVOR FLAV COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST AND SHIT, AND 2013 00:55:38,127 --> 00:55:39,962 I DID THE FLAVOR FLAV COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST AND SHIT, AND WAS SO EXCITED -- THANK YOU, 2014 00:55:39,962 --> 00:55:41,922 CENTRAL ROAST AND SHIT, AND WAS SO EXCITED -- THANK YOU, SIR -- I WAS EXCITED 'CAUSE IT 2015 00:55:41,922 --> 00:55:43,799 WAS SO EXCITED -- THANK YOU, SIR -- I WAS EXCITED 'CAUSE IT WAS GONNA BE ME AND FLAV AND 2016 00:55:43,799 --> 00:55:45,843 SIR -- I WAS EXCITED 'CAUSE IT WAS GONNA BE ME AND FLAV AND SOMMORE AND ICE-T AND SNOOP, AND 2017 00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:47,594 WAS GONNA BE ME AND FLAV AND SOMMORE AND ICE-T AND SNOOP, AND I'M LIKE, "OKAY, THIS IS A 2018 00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:49,096 SOMMORE AND ICE-T AND SNOOP, AND I'M LIKE, "OKAY, THIS IS A WONDERFUL THING FOR NIGGAS." 2019 00:55:49,096 --> 00:55:50,639 I'M LIKE, "OKAY, THIS IS A WONDERFUL THING FOR NIGGAS." AND SOMETIMES, SHIT JUST CATCH 2020 00:55:50,639 --> 00:55:51,515 WONDERFUL THING FOR NIGGAS." AND SOMETIMES, SHIT JUST CATCH YOU OFF GUARD. 2021 00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:52,975 AND SOMETIMES, SHIT JUST CATCH YOU OFF GUARD. I SHOWED UP FOUR DAYS EARLY, 2022 00:55:52,975 --> 00:55:54,518 YOU OFF GUARD. I SHOWED UP FOUR DAYS EARLY, LIKE, "I JUST WANT TO GET THE 2023 00:55:54,518 --> 00:55:55,936 I SHOWED UP FOUR DAYS EARLY, LIKE, "I JUST WANT TO GET THE SCRIPT SO I CAN GET MY PART 2024 00:55:55,936 --> 00:55:57,479 LIKE, "I JUST WANT TO GET THE SCRIPT SO I CAN GET MY PART TOGETHER SO I CAN DO MY JOB. 2025 00:55:57,479 --> 00:55:59,481 SCRIPT SO I CAN GET MY PART TOGETHER SO I CAN DO MY JOB. AND THEY WAS LIKE, "UH, THERE'S 2026 00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:00,316 TOGETHER SO I CAN DO MY JOB. AND THEY WAS LIKE, "UH, THERE'S NO SCRIPT. 2027 00:56:00,316 --> 00:56:02,318 AND THEY WAS LIKE, "UH, THERE'S NO SCRIPT. YOU GONNA WRITE YOURS, AND THEN 2028 00:56:02,318 --> 00:56:04,111 NO SCRIPT. YOU GONNA WRITE YOURS, AND THEN WE GOT WRITERS THAT'S GONNA 2029 00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:06,822 YOU GONNA WRITE YOURS, AND THEN WE GOT WRITERS THAT'S GONNA WRITE FOR EVERYBODY ELSE." 2030 00:56:06,822 --> 00:56:10,034 WE GOT WRITERS THAT'S GONNA WRITE FOR EVERYBODY ELSE." ( LAUGHTER ) 2031 00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:11,660 WRITE FOR EVERYBODY ELSE." ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, AT THIS POINT, MY NIGGA 2032 00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:13,329 ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, AT THIS POINT, MY NIGGA SPIDER SENSE BEGINS TO TINGLE 2033 00:56:13,329 --> 00:56:15,039 NOW, AT THIS POINT, MY NIGGA SPIDER SENSE BEGINS TO TINGLE SOFTLY, LIKE, "NIGGA, YOU BEEN 2034 00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:16,790 SPIDER SENSE BEGINS TO TINGLE SOFTLY, LIKE, "NIGGA, YOU BEEN IN A SETUP BEFORE, AND IT FEELS 2035 00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:18,416 SOFTLY, LIKE, "NIGGA, YOU BEEN IN A SETUP BEFORE, AND IT FEELS JUST LIKE THIS, COINCIDENTALLY." 2036 00:56:18,416 --> 00:56:19,335 IN A SETUP BEFORE, AND IT FEELS JUST LIKE THIS, COINCIDENTALLY." SO, I'M WORRIED. 2037 00:56:19,335 --> 00:56:20,919 JUST LIKE THIS, COINCIDENTALLY." SO, I'M WORRIED. I KEEP ASKING ABOUT THE SCRIPT 2038 00:56:20,919 --> 00:56:22,254 SO, I'M WORRIED. I KEEP ASKING ABOUT THE SCRIPT THEY KEEP TELLING ME IT'S NO 2039 00:56:22,254 --> 00:56:22,880 I KEEP ASKING ABOUT THE SCRIPT THEY KEEP TELLING ME IT'S NO SCRIPT. 2040 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,464 THEY KEEP TELLING ME IT'S NO SCRIPT. THEY TELL ME, "WAIT FOR THE DAY 2041 00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:26,008 SCRIPT. THEY TELL ME, "WAIT FOR THE DAY BEFORE THE SHOW TILL THE DRESS 2042 00:56:26,008 --> 00:56:26,717 THEY TELL ME, "WAIT FOR THE DAY BEFORE THE SHOW TILL THE DRESS REHEARSAL. 2043 00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:27,926 BEFORE THE SHOW TILL THE DRESS REHEARSAL. SO, WE GET TO THE DRESS 2044 00:56:27,926 --> 00:56:29,178 REHEARSAL. SO, WE GET TO THE DRESS REHEARSAL, AND IT'S JUST US 2045 00:56:29,178 --> 00:56:29,803 SO, WE GET TO THE DRESS REHEARSAL, AND IT'S JUST US NIGGAS. 2046 00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:31,013 REHEARSAL, AND IT'S JUST US NIGGAS. NONE OF THE WHITE COMICS IS 2047 00:56:31,013 --> 00:56:31,638 NIGGAS. NONE OF THE WHITE COMICS IS THERE. 2048 00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:33,307 NONE OF THE WHITE COMICS IS THERE. I'M LIKE, "WELL, WHAT ABOUT 2049 00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:33,932 THERE. I'M LIKE, "WELL, WHAT ABOUT THEM. 2050 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:35,893 I'M LIKE, "WELL, WHAT ABOUT THEM. DON'T THEY, UH, HAVE TO BE HERE 2051 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,853 THEM. DON'T THEY, UH, HAVE TO BE HERE FOR THE DRESS REHEARSAL SO THEY 2052 00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:41,023 DON'T THEY, UH, HAVE TO BE HERE FOR THE DRESS REHEARSAL SO THEY CAN DRESS AND REHEARSAL? 2053 00:56:41,023 --> 00:56:42,941 FOR THE DRESS REHEARSAL SO THEY CAN DRESS AND REHEARSAL? THEY WAS LIKE, "NO, THEY'RE 2054 00:56:42,941 --> 00:56:44,109 CAN DRESS AND REHEARSAL? THEY WAS LIKE, "NO, THEY'RE PROFESSIONALS. 2055 00:56:44,109 --> 00:56:46,028 THEY WAS LIKE, "NO, THEY'RE PROFESSIONALS. THEY DO THIS ALL THE TIME. 2056 00:56:46,028 --> 00:56:47,738 PROFESSIONALS. THEY DO THIS ALL THE TIME. "UH-HUH. 2057 00:56:47,738 --> 00:56:49,573 THEY DO THIS ALL THE TIME. "UH-HUH. ALL RIGHT." 2058 00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:51,158 "UH-HUH. ALL RIGHT." WELL, AT THIS POINT, IT'S NO 2059 00:56:51,158 --> 00:56:52,159 ALL RIGHT." WELL, AT THIS POINT, IT'S NO LONGER TINGLING. 2060 00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:53,702 WELL, AT THIS POINT, IT'S NO LONGER TINGLING. NOW IT'S A FULL-ALARM BLAZE 2061 00:56:53,702 --> 00:56:54,410 LONGER TINGLING. NOW IT'S A FULL-ALARM BLAZE RIGHT NOW. 2062 00:56:54,410 --> 00:56:56,038 NOW IT'S A FULL-ALARM BLAZE RIGHT NOW. SOME SHIT IS REALLY GOING ON. 2063 00:56:56,038 --> 00:56:57,622 RIGHT NOW. SOME SHIT IS REALLY GOING ON. SO, I SEND D'MILITANT IN THERE 2064 00:56:57,622 --> 00:56:59,250 SOME SHIT IS REALLY GOING ON. SO, I SEND D'MILITANT IN THERE TO FIND ME A GODDAMN SCRIPT, AND 2065 00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:00,834 SO, I SEND D'MILITANT IN THERE TO FIND ME A GODDAMN SCRIPT, AND SURE ENOUGH, HE COME BACK WITH 2066 00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:02,502 TO FIND ME A GODDAMN SCRIPT, AND SURE ENOUGH, HE COME BACK WITH THE SCRIPT, AND IT'S RACIST LIKE 2067 00:57:02,502 --> 00:57:04,713 SURE ENOUGH, HE COME BACK WITH THE SCRIPT, AND IT'S RACIST LIKE A 1946 NEWSPAPER. 2068 00:57:04,713 --> 00:57:06,382 THE SCRIPT, AND IT'S RACIST LIKE A 1946 NEWSPAPER. I SAW THE WILLIAM SHATNER ROAST 2069 00:57:06,382 --> 00:57:07,966 A 1946 NEWSPAPER. I SAW THE WILLIAM SHATNER ROAST AND THE PAMELA ANDERSON ROAST, 2070 00:57:07,966 --> 00:57:09,509 I SAW THE WILLIAM SHATNER ROAST AND THE PAMELA ANDERSON ROAST, AND IT WASN'T ALL ABOUT THEM 2071 00:57:09,509 --> 00:57:10,635 AND THE PAMELA ANDERSON ROAST, AND IT WASN'T ALL ABOUT THEM BEING WHITE, BUT ON 2072 00:57:10,635 --> 00:57:12,263 AND IT WASN'T ALL ABOUT THEM BEING WHITE, BUT ON FLAVOR FLAV'S SHIT, EVERY OTHER 2073 00:57:12,263 --> 00:57:13,889 BEING WHITE, BUT ON FLAVOR FLAV'S SHIT, EVERY OTHER WORD WAS, "FLAV IS A CRISPETY, 2074 00:57:13,889 --> 00:57:16,308 FLAVOR FLAV'S SHIT, EVERY OTHER WORD WAS, "FLAV IS A CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON. 2075 00:57:16,308 --> 00:57:17,935 WORD WAS, "FLAV IS A CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON. HE'S A BLACK, SIZZLY, 2076 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:19,770 CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON. HE'S A BLACK, SIZZLY, CRUNCHETY, CRACKLY COON. 2077 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:21,563 HE'S A BLACK, SIZZLY, CRUNCHETY, CRACKLY COON. FLAV IS A BIG, BLACK, CRISPY 2078 00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:23,357 CRUNCHETY, CRACKLY COON. FLAV IS A BIG, BLACK, CRISPY CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON," ALL 2079 00:57:23,357 --> 00:57:25,067 FLAV IS A BIG, BLACK, CRISPY CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON," ALL THROUGH THE FUCKING SCRIPT 2080 00:57:25,067 --> 00:57:26,902 CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON," ALL THROUGH THE FUCKING SCRIPT THE FIRST LINE SAY FLAVOR FLAV 2081 00:57:26,902 --> 00:57:28,862 THROUGH THE FUCKING SCRIPT THE FIRST LINE SAY FLAVOR FLAV IN A PURPLE SUIT AND A PAPER HAT 2082 00:57:28,862 --> 00:57:30,739 THE FIRST LINE SAY FLAVOR FLAV IN A PURPLE SUIT AND A PAPER HAT IS SUPPOSED TO COME OUT THE SKY 2083 00:57:30,739 --> 00:57:32,616 IN A PURPLE SUIT AND A PAPER HAT IS SUPPOSED TO COME OUT THE SKY ON A WIRE WITH HIS LEGS COCKED 2084 00:57:32,616 --> 00:57:34,576 IS SUPPOSED TO COME OUT THE SKY ON A WIRE WITH HIS LEGS COCKED UP LIKE THIS, AND AS HE COME OUT 2085 00:57:34,576 --> 00:57:36,287 ON A WIRE WITH HIS LEGS COCKED UP LIKE THIS, AND AS HE COME OUT THE SKY, THE FIRST WORDS I'M 2086 00:57:36,287 --> 00:57:38,205 UP LIKE THIS, AND AS HE COME OUT THE SKY, THE FIRST WORDS I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY IS, "LOOK, IT'S 2087 00:57:38,205 --> 00:57:39,248 THE SKY, THE FIRST WORDS I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY IS, "LOOK, IT'S A FLYING MONKEY." 2088 00:57:39,248 --> 00:57:40,958 SUPPOSED TO SAY IS, "LOOK, IT'S A FLYING MONKEY." THAT'S WHAT IT SAY RIGHT ON THE 2089 00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:42,084 A FLYING MONKEY." THAT'S WHAT IT SAY RIGHT ON THE FIRST GODDAMN LINE. 2090 00:57:42,084 --> 00:57:43,668 THAT'S WHAT IT SAY RIGHT ON THE FIRST GODDAMN LINE. SO, I'M BACKSTAGE, GOING THE 2091 00:57:43,668 --> 00:57:45,296 FIRST GODDAMN LINE. SO, I'M BACKSTAGE, GOING THE FUCK OFF, LIKE, "IT'S GONNA BE 2092 00:57:45,296 --> 00:57:47,047 SO, I'M BACKSTAGE, GOING THE FUCK OFF, LIKE, "IT'S GONNA BE THE CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY 2093 00:57:47,047 --> 00:57:48,506 FUCK OFF, LIKE, "IT'S GONNA BE THE CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON HOUR ON MY MOTHERFUCKING 2094 00:57:48,506 --> 00:57:49,258 THE CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON HOUR ON MY MOTHERFUCKING WATCH?" 2095 00:57:49,258 --> 00:57:50,884 COON HOUR ON MY MOTHERFUCKING WATCH?" I'M TEARING UP ALL THE SHIT IN 2096 00:57:50,884 --> 00:57:52,510 WATCH?" I'M TEARING UP ALL THE SHIT IN THE BACKSTAGE I CAN AFFORD TO 2097 00:57:52,510 --> 00:57:53,178 I'M TEARING UP ALL THE SHIT IN THE BACKSTAGE I CAN AFFORD TO TEAR UP. 2098 00:57:53,178 --> 00:57:55,055 THE BACKSTAGE I CAN AFFORD TO TEAR UP. I DONE LEFT THE PLASMAS AND THE 2099 00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:56,974 TEAR UP. I DONE LEFT THE PLASMAS AND THE STEREO AND SHIT, BUT I'M FUCKING 2100 00:57:56,974 --> 00:57:58,725 I DONE LEFT THE PLASMAS AND THE STEREO AND SHIT, BUT I'M FUCKING UP THE PLASTIC CUPS AND PAPER 2101 00:57:58,725 --> 00:57:59,810 STEREO AND SHIT, BUT I'M FUCKING UP THE PLASTIC CUPS AND PAPER PLATES AND SHIT. 2102 00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:01,645 UP THE PLASTIC CUPS AND PAPER PLATES AND SHIT. "GIVE ME THESE NAPKINS, NIGGA! 2103 00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:04,231 PLATES AND SHIT. "GIVE ME THESE NAPKINS, NIGGA! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" 2104 00:58:04,231 --> 00:58:06,191 "GIVE ME THESE NAPKINS, NIGGA! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" I DONE DONE $11 WORTH OF GODDAMN 2105 00:58:06,191 --> 00:58:07,985 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" I DONE DONE $11 WORTH OF GODDAMN DAMAGE BACK THERE, AND BY THE 2106 00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:09,861 I DONE DONE $11 WORTH OF GODDAMN DAMAGE BACK THERE, AND BY THE TIME I GET OUT, FLAV IS ALREADY 2107 00:58:09,861 --> 00:58:11,613 DAMAGE BACK THERE, AND BY THE TIME I GET OUT, FLAV IS ALREADY IN THE CONTRAPTION, AND THEY 2108 00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:12,697 TIME I GET OUT, FLAV IS ALREADY IN THE CONTRAPTION, AND THEY JUST LET HIM GO. 2109 00:58:12,697 --> 00:58:14,450 IN THE CONTRAPTION, AND THEY JUST LET HIM GO. AND ALL I CAN SAY IS, "LOOK, 2110 00:58:14,450 --> 00:58:15,867 JUST LET HIM GO. AND ALL I CAN SAY IS, "LOOK, IT'S A FLYING MONKEY." 2111 00:58:15,867 --> 00:58:17,494 AND ALL I CAN SAY IS, "LOOK, IT'S A FLYING MONKEY." THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY, AND THE 2112 00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:19,121 IT'S A FLYING MONKEY." THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY, AND THE WHOLE GODDAMN SHOW, I WAS MAD, 2113 00:58:19,121 --> 00:58:20,789 THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY, AND THE WHOLE GODDAMN SHOW, I WAS MAD, BUT I WAS MAD AT ME THAT I WAS 2114 00:58:20,789 --> 00:58:22,374 WHOLE GODDAMN SHOW, I WAS MAD, BUT I WAS MAD AT ME THAT I WAS STILL FUCKING DOING IT THE WAY I 2115 00:58:22,374 --> 00:58:23,125 BUT I WAS MAD AT ME THAT I WAS STILL FUCKING DOING IT THE WAY I FELT. 2116 00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:25,377 STILL FUCKING DOING IT THE WAY I FELT. BUT THEY HAD ALREADY TOLD ME HOW 2117 00:58:25,377 --> 00:58:27,545 FELT. BUT THEY HAD ALREADY TOLD ME HOW MUCH THEY WAS GONNA PAY ME, AND 2118 00:58:27,545 --> 00:58:29,547 BUT THEY HAD ALREADY TOLD ME HOW MUCH THEY WAS GONNA PAY ME, AND I HAD ALREADY SPENT IT IN MY 2119 00:58:29,547 --> 00:58:31,591 MUCH THEY WAS GONNA PAY ME, AND I HAD ALREADY SPENT IT IN MY HEAD, SO I WAS IN A FUCKED-UP 2120 00:58:31,591 --> 00:58:32,468 I HAD ALREADY SPENT IT IN MY HEAD, SO I WAS IN A FUCKED-UP POSITION. 2121 00:58:32,468 --> 00:58:34,261 HEAD, SO I WAS IN A FUCKED-UP POSITION. I WAS MAD THE WHOLE GODDAMN 2122 00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:34,886 POSITION. I WAS MAD THE WHOLE GODDAMN SHOW. 2123 00:58:34,886 --> 00:58:36,554 I WAS MAD THE WHOLE GODDAMN SHOW. AND FLAVOR'S KIDS WAS IN THE 2124 00:58:36,554 --> 00:58:37,264 SHOW. AND FLAVOR'S KIDS WAS IN THE AUDIENCE. 2125 00:58:37,264 --> 00:58:39,016 AND FLAVOR'S KIDS WAS IN THE AUDIENCE. THEY LEFT HALFWAY THROUGH THE 2126 00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:40,725 AUDIENCE. THEY LEFT HALFWAY THROUGH THE SHOW, CRYING AND SHIT, 'CAUSE 2127 00:58:40,725 --> 00:58:42,560 THEY LEFT HALFWAY THROUGH THE SHOW, CRYING AND SHIT, 'CAUSE THEIR DADDY HAD BEEN CALLED ALL 2128 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,229 SHOW, CRYING AND SHIT, 'CAUSE THEIR DADDY HAD BEEN CALLED ALL TYPES OF CRISPETY, CRACKETY, 2129 00:58:44,229 --> 00:58:45,314 THEIR DADDY HAD BEEN CALLED ALL TYPES OF CRISPETY, CRACKETY, CRUNCHETY COONS. 2130 00:58:45,314 --> 00:58:47,191 TYPES OF CRISPETY, CRACKETY, CRUNCHETY COONS. AND AFTER THE SHOW, I'M MAD, MY 2131 00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:49,067 CRUNCHETY COONS. AND AFTER THE SHOW, I'M MAD, MY STAFF MAD, EVERYBODY BACKSTAGE 2132 00:58:49,067 --> 00:58:51,028 AND AFTER THE SHOW, I'M MAD, MY STAFF MAD, EVERYBODY BACKSTAGE LIKE, "IT'S STILL RACISM IN THIS 2133 00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:52,696 STAFF MAD, EVERYBODY BACKSTAGE LIKE, "IT'S STILL RACISM IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING DAY AND AGE? 2134 00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,490 LIKE, "IT'S STILL RACISM IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING DAY AND AGE? AND WE FEELING FUCKED UP, AND 2135 00:58:54,490 --> 00:58:56,408 MOTHERFUCKING DAY AND AGE? AND WE FEELING FUCKED UP, AND RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT, FLAV BUST 2136 00:58:56,408 --> 00:58:58,118 AND WE FEELING FUCKED UP, AND RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT, FLAV BUST IN THE TRAILER, SMILING AND 2137 00:58:58,118 --> 00:58:59,911 RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT, FLAV BUST IN THE TRAILER, SMILING AND CONGRATULATING EVERYBODY ON 2138 00:58:59,911 --> 00:59:01,497 IN THE TRAILER, SMILING AND CONGRATULATING EVERYBODY ON GOOD SHOW AND HIGH-FIVING 2139 00:59:01,497 --> 00:59:03,290 CONGRATULATING EVERYBODY ON GOOD SHOW AND HIGH-FIVING NIGGAS, AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT 2140 00:59:03,290 --> 00:59:04,958 GOOD SHOW AND HIGH-FIVING NIGGAS, AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU 2141 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:05,583 NIGGAS, AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NIGGA? 2142 00:59:05,583 --> 00:59:07,044 THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NIGGA? YOU -- YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK 2143 00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:08,628 NIGGA? YOU -- YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS THINK 2144 00:59:08,628 --> 00:59:09,338 YOU -- YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS THINK ABOUT YOU?" 2145 00:59:09,338 --> 00:59:11,006 WHAT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS THINK ABOUT YOU?" AND CERTAIN NIGGAS YOU DON'T 2146 00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:12,674 ABOUT YOU?" AND CERTAIN NIGGAS YOU DON'T EXPECT TO LEARN NOTHING FROM 2147 00:59:12,674 --> 00:59:13,300 AND CERTAIN NIGGAS YOU DON'T EXPECT TO LEARN NOTHING FROM LIKE... 2148 00:59:13,300 --> 00:59:16,428 EXPECT TO LEARN NOTHING FROM LIKE... ( LAUGHTER ) 2149 00:59:16,428 --> 00:59:17,637 LIKE... ( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M 2150 00:59:17,637 --> 00:59:18,263 ( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M SAYING. 2151 00:59:18,263 --> 00:59:19,515 YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M SAYING. I'M SAYING, IF A NIGGA'S 2152 00:59:19,515 --> 00:59:20,974 SAYING. I'M SAYING, IF A NIGGA'S STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU IN 2153 00:59:20,974 --> 00:59:22,559 I'M SAYING, IF A NIGGA'S STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU IN VIKING HELMET AND GOLD TEETH AND 2154 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:23,935 STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU IN VIKING HELMET AND GOLD TEETH AND A PURPLE SUIT AND A BIG-ASS 2155 00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:25,354 VIKING HELMET AND GOLD TEETH AND A PURPLE SUIT AND A BIG-ASS CLOCK WITH THE WRONG GODDAMN 2156 00:59:25,354 --> 00:59:26,855 A PURPLE SUIT AND A BIG-ASS CLOCK WITH THE WRONG GODDAMN TIME ON IT, YOU'LL BE LIKE, "I 2157 00:59:26,855 --> 00:59:28,315 CLOCK WITH THE WRONG GODDAMN TIME ON IT, YOU'LL BE LIKE, "I CAN'T LEARN NOTHING FROM THIS 2158 00:59:28,315 --> 00:59:29,525 TIME ON IT, YOU'LL BE LIKE, "I CAN'T LEARN NOTHING FROM THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE. 2159 00:59:29,525 --> 00:59:31,443 CAN'T LEARN NOTHING FROM THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE. I CAN'T LEARN NOTHING FROM THIS 2160 00:59:31,443 --> 00:59:32,110 NIGGA RIGHT HERE. I CAN'T LEARN NOTHING FROM THIS NIGGA." 2161 00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:33,945 I CAN'T LEARN NOTHING FROM THIS NIGGA." AND I'LL NEVER FORGET -- THAT 2162 00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:35,239 NIGGA." AND I'LL NEVER FORGET -- THAT NIGGA LOOKED AT ME 2163 00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:37,032 AND I'LL NEVER FORGET -- THAT NIGGA LOOKED AT ME HE WAS LIKE, "I DON'T GIVE A 2164 00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:39,326 NIGGA LOOKED AT ME HE WAS LIKE, "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THEY THINK 2165 00:59:39,326 --> 00:59:41,661 HE WAS LIKE, "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THEY THINK THEY GOT TO PAY ME, BOY!" AND 2166 00:59:41,661 --> 00:59:43,663 FUCK WHAT THEY THINK THEY GOT TO PAY ME, BOY!" AND RAN OUT THE GODDAMN TRAILER. 2167 00:59:43,663 --> 00:59:46,583 THEY GOT TO PAY ME, BOY!" AND RAN OUT THE GODDAMN TRAILER. ( LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ) 2168 00:59:51,505 --> 00:59:54,007 I GOT TO THINKING ABOUT IT. 2169 00:59:54,007 --> 00:59:55,509 I GOT TO THINKING ABOUT IT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 2170 00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:58,178 I GOT TO THINKING ABOUT IT. YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT NIGGA IS ABSOLUTELY... 2171 00:59:58,178 --> 01:00:00,389 YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT NIGGA IS ABSOLUTELY... ( LAUGHTER ) 2172 01:00:00,389 --> 01:00:01,723 THAT NIGGA IS ABSOLUTELY... ( LAUGHTER ) ...GODDAMN RIGHT 2173 01:00:01,723 --> 01:00:03,934 ( LAUGHTER ) ...GODDAMN RIGHT THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IT MEAN TO 2174 01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:05,769 ...GODDAMN RIGHT THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IT MEAN TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR 2175 01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:06,520 THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IT MEAN TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR PLAYER. 2176 01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:08,522 BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR PLAYER. IF THEY WAS GONNA CALL YOU A 2177 01:00:08,522 --> 01:00:10,524 PLAYER. IF THEY WAS GONNA CALL YOU A CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY 2178 01:00:10,524 --> 01:00:12,692 IF THEY WAS GONNA CALL YOU A CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON ANYWAY, YOU MIGHT AS WELL 2179 01:00:12,692 --> 01:00:14,570 CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON ANYWAY, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET THEM MOTHERFUCKERS FOR 2180 01:00:14,570 --> 01:00:16,154 COON ANYWAY, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET THEM MOTHERFUCKERS FOR EV-ER-Y-THING. 2181 01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:17,781 GET THEM MOTHERFUCKERS FOR EV-ER-Y-THING. EV-ER-Y-THING? 2182 01:00:17,781 --> 01:00:19,450 EV-ER-Y-THING. EV-ER-Y-THING? EV-ER-Y-THING. 2183 01:00:19,450 --> 01:00:21,118 EV-ER-Y-THING? EV-ER-Y-THING. YOU GOT TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOU 2184 01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:22,286 EV-ER-Y-THING. YOU GOT TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOU STAR GODDAMN PLAYER. 2185 01:00:22,286 --> 01:00:24,037 YOU GOT TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOU STAR GODDAMN PLAYER. YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO 2186 01:00:24,037 --> 01:00:25,663 STAR GODDAMN PLAYER. YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO PLEASE EVERY-GODDAMN-BODY, AND 2187 01:00:25,663 --> 01:00:27,207 YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO PLEASE EVERY-GODDAMN-BODY, AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL STOP FUCKING 2188 01:00:27,207 --> 01:00:27,874 PLEASE EVERY-GODDAMN-BODY, AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL STOP FUCKING TRYING. 2189 01:00:27,874 --> 01:00:29,167 YOU MIGHT AS WELL STOP FUCKING TRYING. OPRAH WINFREY DONE MADE 2190 01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:31,211 TRYING. OPRAH WINFREY DONE MADE 9 BILLION GODDAMN DOLLARS, AND 2191 01:00:31,211 --> 01:00:33,213 OPRAH WINFREY DONE MADE 9 BILLION GODDAMN DOLLARS, AND MOTHERFUCKERS STILL BE TALKING 2192 01:00:33,213 --> 01:00:34,881 9 BILLION GODDAMN DOLLARS, AND MOTHERFUCKERS STILL BE TALKING SHIT ABOUT OPRAH WITH 9 BILL-- 2193 01:00:34,881 --> 01:00:36,467 MOTHERFUCKERS STILL BE TALKING SHIT ABOUT OPRAH WITH 9 BILL-- YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL A 2194 01:00:36,467 --> 01:00:38,009 SHIT ABOUT OPRAH WITH 9 BILL-- YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL A MOTHERFUCKER JUST BY SAYING 2195 01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:39,677 YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL A MOTHERFUCKER JUST BY SAYING $9 BILLION IN THEIR DIRECTION, 2196 01:00:39,677 --> 01:00:41,138 MOTHERFUCKER JUST BY SAYING $9 BILLION IN THEIR DIRECTION, JUST, "$9 BILLION, NIGGA 2197 01:00:41,138 --> 01:00:41,805 $9 BILLION IN THEIR DIRECTION, JUST, "$9 BILLION, NIGGA $9 BILLION. 2198 01:00:41,805 --> 01:00:42,931 JUST, "$9 BILLION, NIGGA $9 BILLION. YOU BETTER DUCK, NIGGA 2199 01:00:42,931 --> 01:00:43,599 $9 BILLION. YOU BETTER DUCK, NIGGA $9 BILLION. 2200 01:00:43,599 --> 01:00:44,475 YOU BETTER DUCK, NIGGA $9 BILLION. DID YOU HEAR IT? 2201 01:00:44,475 --> 01:00:46,310 $9 BILLION. DID YOU HEAR IT? A BILLION. 2202 01:00:46,310 --> 01:00:47,060 DID YOU HEAR IT? A BILLION. OPRAH DONE DONE 2203 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:48,479 A BILLION. OPRAH DONE DONE EVERY-FUCKING-THING GOOD YOU CAN 2204 01:00:48,479 --> 01:00:49,729 OPRAH DONE DONE EVERY-FUCKING-THING GOOD YOU CAN POSSIBLY DO, AND MOTHERFUCKER 2205 01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:50,855 EVERY-FUCKING-THING GOOD YOU CAN POSSIBLY DO, AND MOTHERFUCKER STILL TALKS, "NIGGA, FUCK HER, 2206 01:00:50,855 --> 01:00:51,482 POSSIBLY DO, AND MOTHERFUCKER STILL TALKS, "NIGGA, FUCK HER, NIGGA. 2207 01:00:51,482 --> 01:00:52,566 STILL TALKS, "NIGGA, FUCK HER, NIGGA. SHE DON'T LIKE HIP-HOP." 2208 01:00:52,566 --> 01:00:53,525 NIGGA. SHE DON'T LIKE HIP-HOP." NIGGA, FUCK HIP-HOP. 2209 01:00:53,525 --> 01:00:54,651 SHE DON'T LIKE HIP-HOP." NIGGA, FUCK HIP-HOP. I DON'T LIKE FLUTE MUSIC. 2210 01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:55,486 NIGGA, FUCK HIP-HOP. I DON'T LIKE FLUTE MUSIC. IT DIDN'T MAKE ME 2211 01:00:55,486 --> 01:00:57,571 I DON'T LIKE FLUTE MUSIC. IT DIDN'T MAKE ME 9 BILLION GODDAMN DOLLARS. 2212 01:00:57,571 --> 01:00:59,156 IT DIDN'T MAKE ME 9 BILLION GODDAMN DOLLARS. OPRAH DONE DONE EVERY FUCKING 2213 01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:00,616 9 BILLION GODDAMN DOLLARS. OPRAH DONE DONE EVERY FUCKING NICE THING THERE WAS TO DO. 2214 01:01:00,616 --> 01:01:01,241 OPRAH DONE DONE EVERY FUCKING NICE THING THERE WAS TO DO. FUCK ME. 2215 01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:02,826 NICE THING THERE WAS TO DO. FUCK ME. AT THE END OF MY SHOW, I SAY 2216 01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:04,286 FUCK ME. AT THE END OF MY SHOW, I SAY "THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT. 2217 01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:05,996 AT THE END OF MY SHOW, I SAY "THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT. AT THE END OF OPRAH'S SHOW, YOU 2218 01:01:05,996 --> 01:01:06,622 "THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT. AT THE END OF OPRAH'S SHOW, YOU STAND UP. 2219 01:01:06,622 --> 01:01:08,165 AT THE END OF OPRAH'S SHOW, YOU STAND UP. SHE DONE PUT A MUFFIN BASKET 2220 01:01:08,165 --> 01:01:09,333 STAND UP. SHE DONE PUT A MUFFIN BASKET UNDER YOUR SEAT, TWO 2221 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:10,959 SHE DONE PUT A MUFFIN BASKET UNDER YOUR SEAT, TWO BEST-SELLING NOVELS, PUT THREE 2222 01:01:10,959 --> 01:01:12,461 UNDER YOUR SEAT, TWO BEST-SELLING NOVELS, PUT THREE OF YOUR KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE 2223 01:01:12,461 --> 01:01:13,753 BEST-SELLING NOVELS, PUT THREE OF YOUR KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION AND 2224 01:01:13,753 --> 01:01:14,421 OF YOUR KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION AND SHIT. 2225 01:01:14,421 --> 01:01:16,089 WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION AND SHIT. WELL, OPRAH'S IN TUNE WITH HER 2226 01:01:16,089 --> 01:01:17,299 SHIT. WELL, OPRAH'S IN TUNE WITH HER STAR FUCKING PLAYER. 2227 01:01:17,299 --> 01:01:18,634 WELL, OPRAH'S IN TUNE WITH HER STAR FUCKING PLAYER. SHE KNOW YOU THINK HER NAME 2228 01:01:18,634 --> 01:01:19,259 STAR FUCKING PLAYER. SHE KNOW YOU THINK HER NAME UGLY. 2229 01:01:19,259 --> 01:01:20,969 SHE KNOW YOU THINK HER NAME UGLY. THAT'S WHY SHE NAMED EVERYTHING 2230 01:01:20,969 --> 01:01:22,429 UGLY. THAT'S WHY SHE NAMED EVERYTHING OPRAH -- THE MAGAZINE NAME 2231 01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:24,097 THAT'S WHY SHE NAMED EVERYTHING OPRAH -- THE MAGAZINE NAME OPRAH, THE SHOW NAME "OPRAH," 2232 01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:25,807 OPRAH -- THE MAGAZINE NAME OPRAH, THE SHOW NAME "OPRAH," NEW NETWORK NAME OPRAH, GAYLE'S 2233 01:01:25,807 --> 01:01:27,225 OPRAH, THE SHOW NAME "OPRAH," NEW NETWORK NAME OPRAH, GAYLE'S NAME OPRAH, STEDMAN'S NAME'S 2234 01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:27,892 NEW NETWORK NAME OPRAH, GAYLE'S NAME OPRAH, STEDMAN'S NAME'S OPRAH. 2235 01:01:27,892 --> 01:01:29,019 NAME OPRAH, STEDMAN'S NAME'S OPRAH. SHE DON'T GIVE A FUCK. 2236 01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:30,270 OPRAH. SHE DON'T GIVE A FUCK. AND THAT'S HOW YOU GONNA HAVE TO 2237 01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:30,895 SHE DON'T GIVE A FUCK. AND THAT'S HOW YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE. 2238 01:01:30,895 --> 01:01:32,356 AND THAT'S HOW YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE. AND WE FITTIN' TO GO INTO SOME 2239 01:01:32,356 --> 01:01:33,815 BE. AND WE FITTIN' TO GO INTO SOME MAJOR MOTHERFUCKING CHANGES IN 2240 01:01:33,815 --> 01:01:35,359 AND WE FITTIN' TO GO INTO SOME MAJOR MOTHERFUCKING CHANGES IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY, AND, WHITE 2241 01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:36,776 MAJOR MOTHERFUCKING CHANGES IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY, AND, WHITE PEOPLE, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT 2242 01:01:36,776 --> 01:01:37,569 THIS FUCKING COUNTRY, AND, WHITE PEOPLE, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY. 2243 01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:38,862 PEOPLE, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY. WE DO NOT HATE Y'ALL NO FUCKING 2244 01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:39,488 THE WRONG WAY. WE DO NOT HATE Y'ALL NO FUCKING MORE. 2245 01:01:39,488 --> 01:01:41,239 WE DO NOT HATE Y'ALL NO FUCKING MORE. IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT Y'ALL 2246 01:01:41,239 --> 01:01:42,991 MORE. IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT Y'ALL LOOK THE WAY THE PEOPLE LOOKED 2247 01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:44,660 IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT Y'ALL LOOK THE WAY THE PEOPLE LOOKED WHO DID THE FUCKED-UP SHIT TO 2248 01:01:44,660 --> 01:01:46,119 LOOK THE WAY THE PEOPLE LOOKED WHO DID THE FUCKED-UP SHIT TO US, AND WE UNDERSTAND THE 2249 01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:46,911 WHO DID THE FUCKED-UP SHIT TO US, AND WE UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE. 2250 01:01:46,911 --> 01:01:48,664 US, AND WE UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE. BUT WE GONNA HAVE TO GET BETTER 2251 01:01:48,664 --> 01:01:49,540 DIFFERENCE. BUT WE GONNA HAVE TO GET BETTER AS A COUNTRY. 2252 01:01:49,540 --> 01:01:51,291 BUT WE GONNA HAVE TO GET BETTER AS A COUNTRY. WHITE PEOPLE, STOP ASKING YOUR 2253 01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:52,709 AS A COUNTRY. WHITE PEOPLE, STOP ASKING YOUR BLACK FRIENDS ABOUT O.J. 2254 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,503 WHITE PEOPLE, STOP ASKING YOUR BLACK FRIENDS ABOUT O.J. WE DON'T KNOW NOTHING MORE ABOUT 2255 01:01:54,503 --> 01:01:56,087 BLACK FRIENDS ABOUT O.J. WE DON'T KNOW NOTHING MORE ABOUT O.J. THAN Y'ALL GODDAMN DO. 2256 01:01:56,087 --> 01:01:57,548 WE DON'T KNOW NOTHING MORE ABOUT O.J. THAN Y'ALL GODDAMN DO. IT'S 50% ON EITHER SIDE. 2257 01:01:57,548 --> 01:01:59,132 O.J. THAN Y'ALL GODDAMN DO. IT'S 50% ON EITHER SIDE. O.J. AIN'T COME TO A NIGGA 2258 01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:00,509 IT'S 50% ON EITHER SIDE. O.J. AIN'T COME TO A NIGGA MEETING IN MANY A MOON. 2259 01:02:00,509 --> 01:02:01,885 O.J. AIN'T COME TO A NIGGA MEETING IN MANY A MOON. WE DON'T EVEN SEND HIM 2260 01:02:01,885 --> 01:02:03,136 MEETING IN MANY A MOON. WE DON'T EVEN SEND HIM INVITATIONS ANYMORE. 2261 01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:04,762 WE DON'T EVEN SEND HIM INVITATIONS ANYMORE. EVERYTHING IS NOT THE SAME 2262 01:02:04,762 --> 01:02:06,306 INVITATIONS ANYMORE. EVERYTHING IS NOT THE SAME WHITE PEOPLE -- "WHAT ABOUT 2263 01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:06,931 EVERYTHING IS NOT THE SAME WHITE PEOPLE -- "WHAT ABOUT O.J.?" 2264 01:02:06,931 --> 01:02:08,392 WHITE PEOPLE -- "WHAT ABOUT O.J.?" WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT O.J. 2265 01:02:08,392 --> 01:02:10,101 O.J.?" WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT O.J. MOST OF US GOT NIGGAS WHO REALLY 2266 01:02:10,101 --> 01:02:11,645 WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT O.J. MOST OF US GOT NIGGAS WHO REALLY ARE IN COURT AND REALLY NEED 2267 01:02:11,645 --> 01:02:13,146 MOST OF US GOT NIGGAS WHO REALLY ARE IN COURT AND REALLY NEED SOME LENIENCY FROM A JUDGE AND 2268 01:02:13,146 --> 01:02:13,771 ARE IN COURT AND REALLY NEED SOME LENIENCY FROM A JUDGE AND SHIT. 2269 01:02:13,771 --> 01:02:15,482 SOME LENIENCY FROM A JUDGE AND SHIT. FOR A MOTHERFUCKER TO BE GETTING 2270 01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:17,150 SHIT. FOR A MOTHERFUCKER TO BE GETTING OFF ON MURDER AND THEN GOING TO 2271 01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:18,860 FOR A MOTHERFUCKER TO BE GETTING OFF ON MURDER AND THEN GOING TO JAIL FOR ANYTHING -- YOU'RE NOT 2272 01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:20,278 OFF ON MURDER AND THEN GOING TO JAIL FOR ANYTHING -- YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO TO JAIL FOR 2273 01:02:20,278 --> 01:02:21,821 JAIL FOR ANYTHING -- YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO TO JAIL FOR NOTHING AFTER MURDER, NIGGA. 2274 01:02:21,821 --> 01:02:23,240 SUPPOSED TO GO TO JAIL FOR NOTHING AFTER MURDER, NIGGA. YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO 2275 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:23,865 NOTHING AFTER MURDER, NIGGA. YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO JAYWALK. 2276 01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:25,242 YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO JAYWALK. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE LAST 2277 01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:26,493 JAYWALK. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE LAST NIGGA TO CROSS THE STREET, 2278 01:02:26,493 --> 01:02:28,078 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE LAST NIGGA TO CROSS THE STREET, JUST... 2279 01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:30,788 NIGGA TO CROSS THE STREET, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) 2280 01:02:30,788 --> 01:02:32,165 JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) MOST OF US WERE DONE WITH THIS 2281 01:02:32,165 --> 01:02:33,625 ( LAUGHTER ) MOST OF US WERE DONE WITH THIS NIGGA WHEN HE WROTE A BOOK WHERE 2282 01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:34,959 MOST OF US WERE DONE WITH THIS NIGGA WHEN HE WROTE A BOOK WHERE HE HYPOTHETICALLY SNITCHES ON 2283 01:02:34,959 --> 01:02:36,461 NIGGA WHEN HE WROTE A BOOK WHERE HE HYPOTHETICALLY SNITCHES ON HIS GODDAMN SELF. 2284 01:02:36,461 --> 01:02:38,547 HE HYPOTHETICALLY SNITCHES ON HIS GODDAMN SELF. THAT WAS VERY UN-NIGGA-LY. 2285 01:02:38,547 --> 01:02:40,757 HIS GODDAMN SELF. THAT WAS VERY UN-NIGGA-LY. NIGGA, WHAT? 2286 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:41,883 THAT WAS VERY UN-NIGGA-LY. NIGGA, WHAT? THIS NIGGA WROTE A BOOK CALLED 2287 01:02:41,883 --> 01:02:42,926 NIGGA, WHAT? THIS NIGGA WROTE A BOOK CALLED "WHAT IF I WOULD HAVE DONE IT? 2288 01:02:42,926 --> 01:02:43,968 THIS NIGGA WROTE A BOOK CALLED "WHAT IF I WOULD HAVE DONE IT? NIGGA, WHAT IF YOU JUST SHUT THE 2289 01:02:43,968 --> 01:02:44,595 "WHAT IF I WOULD HAVE DONE IT? NIGGA, WHAT IF YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP?" 2290 01:02:44,595 --> 01:02:46,012 NIGGA, WHAT IF YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP?" WHAT IS YOU TRYING... 2291 01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:48,932 FUCK UP?" WHAT IS YOU TRYING... ( LAUGHTER ) 2292 01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:50,517 WHAT IS YOU TRYING... ( LAUGHTER ) THEN THIS NIGGA WENT TO JAIL FOR 2293 01:02:50,517 --> 01:02:51,893 ( LAUGHTER ) THEN THIS NIGGA WENT TO JAIL FOR SOME SHIT NIGGAS DIDN'T EVEN 2294 01:02:51,893 --> 01:02:52,810 THEN THIS NIGGA WENT TO JAIL FOR SOME SHIT NIGGAS DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WAS A CRIME. 2295 01:02:52,810 --> 01:02:54,187 SOME SHIT NIGGAS DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WAS A CRIME. THIS NIGGA WENT TO JAIL FOR 2296 01:02:54,187 --> 01:02:58,316 KNOW WAS A CRIME. THIS NIGGA WENT TO JAIL FOR STEALING HIS OWN SHIT. 2297 01:02:58,316 --> 01:02:59,735 THIS NIGGA WENT TO JAIL FOR STEALING HIS OWN SHIT. NIGGA, DID YOU GO TO JAIL FOR 2298 01:02:59,735 --> 01:03:01,027 STEALING HIS OWN SHIT. NIGGA, DID YOU GO TO JAIL FOR STEALING A PICTURE OF YOU, 2299 01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:01,695 NIGGA, DID YOU GO TO JAIL FOR STEALING A PICTURE OF YOU, NIGGA? 2300 01:03:01,695 --> 01:03:03,863 STEALING A PICTURE OF YOU, NIGGA? YOU COULDN'T HAVE GOT A COPY A 2301 01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:05,323 NIGGA? YOU COULDN'T HAVE GOT A COPY A KINKO'S OR NOTHING? 2302 01:03:05,323 --> 01:03:06,866 YOU COULDN'T HAVE GOT A COPY A KINKO'S OR NOTHING? O.J. WON'T EVEN GO TO JAIL LIKE 2303 01:03:06,866 --> 01:03:07,534 KINKO'S OR NOTHING? O.J. WON'T EVEN GO TO JAIL LIKE A NIGGA. 2304 01:03:07,534 --> 01:03:09,244 O.J. WON'T EVEN GO TO JAIL LIKE A NIGGA. EVERY TIME YOU SEE O.J. GOING TO 2305 01:03:09,244 --> 01:03:10,870 A NIGGA. EVERY TIME YOU SEE O.J. GOING TO JAIL, HE MOVING WAY TOO FUCKING 2306 01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:12,497 EVERY TIME YOU SEE O.J. GOING TO JAIL, HE MOVING WAY TOO FUCKING QUICK TO BE GOING TO JAIL, LIKE 2307 01:03:12,497 --> 01:03:14,165 JAIL, HE MOVING WAY TOO FUCKING QUICK TO BE GOING TO JAIL, LIKE HIM AND THE OFFICERS IS LATE FOR 2308 01:03:14,165 --> 01:03:15,875 QUICK TO BE GOING TO JAIL, LIKE HIM AND THE OFFICERS IS LATE FOR A MEETING OR SOMETHING, WITH HIS 2309 01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:17,544 HIM AND THE OFFICERS IS LATE FOR A MEETING OR SOMETHING, WITH HIS BIG-ASS HEAD BOPPIN' UP AND DOWN 2310 01:03:17,544 --> 01:03:21,381 A MEETING OR SOMETHING, WITH HIS BIG-ASS HEAD BOPPIN' UP AND DOWN AND SHIT, JUST... 2311 01:03:21,381 --> 01:03:22,924 BIG-ASS HEAD BOPPIN' UP AND DOWN AND SHIT, JUST... ALL NIGGAS KNOW IT'S ONLY ONE 2312 01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:24,593 AND SHIT, JUST... ALL NIGGAS KNOW IT'S ONLY ONE ACCEPTABLE WALK TO JAIL, NIGGA 2313 01:03:24,593 --> 01:03:26,177 ALL NIGGAS KNOW IT'S ONLY ONE ACCEPTABLE WALK TO JAIL, NIGGA AND IT IS SLOW AND DELIBERATE, 2314 01:03:26,177 --> 01:03:28,346 ACCEPTABLE WALK TO JAIL, NIGGA AND IT IS SLOW AND DELIBERATE, NIGGA, JUST... 2315 01:03:28,346 --> 01:03:33,685 AND IT IS SLOW AND DELIBERATE, NIGGA, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) 2316 01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:35,061 NIGGA, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) AND ALL THE WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR 2317 01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:36,354 ( LAUGHTER ) AND ALL THE WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD UP, YOU BE THINKING, "I 2318 01:03:36,354 --> 01:03:37,731 AND ALL THE WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD UP, YOU BE THINKING, "I CAN'T REMEMBER NOBODY'S GODDAMN 2319 01:03:37,731 --> 01:03:38,815 HEAD UP, YOU BE THINKING, "I CAN'T REMEMBER NOBODY'S GODDAMN NUMBER BY HEART, NIGGA 2320 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:39,691 CAN'T REMEMBER NOBODY'S GODDAMN NUMBER BY HEART, NIGGA THIS IS BULLSHIT 2321 01:03:39,691 --> 01:03:41,025 NUMBER BY HEART, NIGGA THIS IS BULLSHIT I AIN'T NEVER GONNA GET OUT OF 2322 01:03:41,025 --> 01:03:41,693 THIS IS BULLSHIT I AIN'T NEVER GONNA GET OUT OF JAIL, NIGGA. 2323 01:03:41,693 --> 01:03:42,819 I AIN'T NEVER GONNA GET OUT OF JAIL, NIGGA. I CAN'T REMEMBER NOBODY'S 2324 01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:43,612 JAIL, NIGGA. I CAN'T REMEMBER NOBODY'S GODDAMN NUMBER. 2325 01:03:43,612 --> 01:03:44,571 I CAN'T REMEMBER NOBODY'S GODDAMN NUMBER. THIS IS BULLSHIT." 2326 01:03:44,571 --> 01:03:46,072 GODDAMN NUMBER. THIS IS BULLSHIT." BUT WE JUST GONNA HAVE TO DEAL 2327 01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:47,240 THIS IS BULLSHIT." BUT WE JUST GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE SHIT WE GOT TO DEAL 2328 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:47,865 BUT WE JUST GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE SHIT WE GOT TO DEAL WITH. 2329 01:03:47,865 --> 01:03:49,159 WITH THE SHIT WE GOT TO DEAL WITH. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AS MUCH 2330 01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:50,368 WITH. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AS MUCH FUCKING FUN AS YOU CAN. 2331 01:03:50,368 --> 01:03:51,745 MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AS MUCH FUCKING FUN AS YOU CAN. I GET IN TROUBLE 'CAUSE I BE 2332 01:03:51,745 --> 01:03:53,330 FUCKING FUN AS YOU CAN. I GET IN TROUBLE 'CAUSE I BE TRYING TO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN, AND 2333 01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:54,790 I GET IN TROUBLE 'CAUSE I BE TRYING TO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN, AND I BE TELLING BLACK PEOPLE, YOU 2334 01:03:54,790 --> 01:03:56,082 TRYING TO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN, AND I BE TELLING BLACK PEOPLE, YOU NEED TO GET YOU SOME WHITE 2335 01:03:56,082 --> 01:03:57,459 I BE TELLING BLACK PEOPLE, YOU NEED TO GET YOU SOME WHITE FRIENDS, BUT YOU HAVE TO BE 2336 01:03:57,459 --> 01:03:59,002 NEED TO GET YOU SOME WHITE FRIENDS, BUT YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR WHITE FRIENDS. 2337 01:03:59,002 --> 01:04:00,671 FRIENDS, BUT YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR WHITE FRIENDS. YOUR WHITE FRIENDS WILL GET YOU 2338 01:04:00,671 --> 01:04:01,921 CAREFUL WITH YOUR WHITE FRIENDS. YOUR WHITE FRIENDS WILL GET YOU FUCKED UP ACCIDENTALLY 2339 01:04:01,921 --> 01:04:02,631 YOUR WHITE FRIENDS WILL GET YOU FUCKED UP ACCIDENTALLY SOMETIMES. 2340 01:04:02,631 --> 01:04:03,965 FUCKED UP ACCIDENTALLY SOMETIMES. LIKE, EVERYBODY KNOW I LIKE 2341 01:04:03,965 --> 01:04:04,591 SOMETIMES. LIKE, EVERYBODY KNOW I LIKE WEED. 2342 01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:06,050 LIKE, EVERYBODY KNOW I LIKE WEED. EVERYBODY KNOW I THINK IT'S 2343 01:04:06,050 --> 01:04:06,760 WEED. EVERYBODY KNOW I THINK IT'S FANTASTIC. 2344 01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:07,511 EVERYBODY KNOW I THINK IT'S FANTASTIC. WELL, MY... 2345 01:04:07,511 --> 01:04:08,804 FANTASTIC. WELL, MY... ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 2346 01:04:08,804 --> 01:04:10,555 WELL, MY... ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MY WHITE FRIENDS FUCKED ME UP ON 2347 01:04:10,555 --> 01:04:12,223 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MY WHITE FRIENDS FUCKED ME UP ON THE SHIT, 'CAUSE THEY WAS LIKE 2348 01:04:12,223 --> 01:04:13,933 MY WHITE FRIENDS FUCKED ME UP ON THE SHIT, 'CAUSE THEY WAS LIKE "WE GOT SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY 2349 01:04:13,933 --> 01:04:15,435 THE SHIT, 'CAUSE THEY WAS LIKE "WE GOT SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY FANTASTIC," AND I WAS LIKE 2350 01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:17,020 "WE GOT SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY FANTASTIC," AND I WAS LIKE "WELL, WEED IS ALREADY REALLY 2351 01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:17,813 FANTASTIC," AND I WAS LIKE "WELL, WEED IS ALREADY REALLY FANTASTIC. 2352 01:04:17,813 --> 01:04:19,523 "WELL, WEED IS ALREADY REALLY FANTASTIC. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GONNA 2353 01:04:19,523 --> 01:04:21,149 FANTASTIC. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GONNA OUT-FANTASTIC FANTASTIC. 2354 01:04:21,149 --> 01:04:22,818 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GONNA OUT-FANTASTIC FANTASTIC. AND SOMETIMES, NIGGAS, YOU 2355 01:04:22,818 --> 01:04:24,611 OUT-FANTASTIC FANTASTIC. AND SOMETIMES, NIGGAS, YOU SHOULD KNOW WHEN TO SHUT THE 2356 01:04:24,611 --> 01:04:26,404 AND SOMETIMES, NIGGAS, YOU SHOULD KNOW WHEN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, BECAUSE I BE SAYING 2357 01:04:26,404 --> 01:04:28,365 SHOULD KNOW WHEN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, BECAUSE I BE SAYING SHIT LIKE, "I WONDER HOW HIGH 2358 01:04:28,365 --> 01:04:29,700 FUCK UP, BECAUSE I BE SAYING SHIT LIKE, "I WONDER HOW HIGH COULD ACTUALLY GET." 2359 01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:31,993 SHIT LIKE, "I WONDER HOW HIGH COULD ACTUALLY GET." AND IF YOU SAY THAT AROUND SOME 2360 01:04:31,993 --> 01:04:34,204 COULD ACTUALLY GET." AND IF YOU SAY THAT AROUND SOME NIGGAS, WE ALL JUST LAUGH AND 2361 01:04:34,204 --> 01:04:36,456 AND IF YOU SAY THAT AROUND SOME NIGGAS, WE ALL JUST LAUGH AND MOVE ON, JUST, "HA, NIGGA, YOU 2362 01:04:36,456 --> 01:04:37,207 NIGGAS, WE ALL JUST LAUGH AND MOVE ON, JUST, "HA, NIGGA, YOU CRAZY. 2363 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:39,083 MOVE ON, JUST, "HA, NIGGA, YOU CRAZY. BUT YOUR WHITE FRIENDS TAKE THAT 2364 01:04:39,083 --> 01:04:40,794 CRAZY. BUT YOUR WHITE FRIENDS TAKE THAT SHIT SERIOUSLY, AND THEY GOT 2365 01:04:40,794 --> 01:04:42,587 BUT YOUR WHITE FRIENDS TAKE THAT SHIT SERIOUSLY, AND THEY GOT ANSWERS FOR YOUR QUESTIONS AND 2366 01:04:42,587 --> 01:04:44,381 SHIT SERIOUSLY, AND THEY GOT ANSWERS FOR YOUR QUESTIONS AND SHIT, AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO BE 2367 01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:46,007 ANSWERS FOR YOUR QUESTIONS AND SHIT, AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO BE CAREFUL AND SHIT, 'CAUSE MY 2368 01:04:46,007 --> 01:04:47,801 SHIT, AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO BE CAREFUL AND SHIT, 'CAUSE MY WHITE FRIENDS INTRODUCED ME TO 2369 01:04:47,801 --> 01:04:49,636 CAREFUL AND SHIT, 'CAUSE MY WHITE FRIENDS INTRODUCED ME TO SOMETHING CALLED THE VAPORIZER 2370 01:04:49,636 --> 01:04:52,472 WHITE FRIENDS INTRODUCED ME TO SOMETHING CALLED THE VAPORIZER AND, UM, AS A PUBLIC-SERVICE 2371 01:04:52,472 --> 01:04:54,641 SOMETHING CALLED THE VAPORIZER AND, UM, AS A PUBLIC-SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, NIGGAS, THIS IS 2372 01:04:54,641 --> 01:04:56,560 AND, UM, AS A PUBLIC-SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, NIGGAS, THIS IS THE REAL DEAL RIGHT HERE. 2373 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,353 ANNOUNCEMENT, NIGGAS, THIS IS THE REAL DEAL RIGHT HERE. THIS IS -- A LOT OF SHIT IS 2374 01:04:58,353 --> 01:04:59,103 THE REAL DEAL RIGHT HERE. THIS IS -- A LOT OF SHIT IS BULLSHIT. 2375 01:04:59,103 --> 01:05:01,105 THIS IS -- A LOT OF SHIT IS BULLSHIT. THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM, NIGGA 2376 01:05:01,105 --> 01:05:02,940 BULLSHIT. THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM, NIGGA THIS IS "STAR TREK: THE NEXT 2377 01:05:02,940 --> 01:05:04,484 THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM, NIGGA THIS IS "STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION" RIGHT HERE. 2378 01:05:04,484 --> 01:05:06,110 THIS IS "STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION" RIGHT HERE. THIS IS A NEW FRONTIER. 2379 01:05:06,110 --> 01:05:07,779 GENERATION" RIGHT HERE. THIS IS A NEW FRONTIER. I WAS NOT FUCKING READY. 2380 01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:09,947 THIS IS A NEW FRONTIER. I WAS NOT FUCKING READY. IT COME IN A BLACK BOX AND SHIT, 2381 01:05:09,947 --> 01:05:11,991 I WAS NOT FUCKING READY. IT COME IN A BLACK BOX AND SHIT, AND YOU PUT THE WEED IN THERE, 2382 01:05:11,991 --> 01:05:13,993 IT COME IN A BLACK BOX AND SHIT, AND YOU PUT THE WEED IN THERE, AND THEN THEY PLUGGED IT IN THE 2383 01:05:13,993 --> 01:05:14,661 AND YOU PUT THE WEED IN THERE, AND THEN THEY PLUGGED IT IN THE WALL. 2384 01:05:14,661 --> 01:05:16,120 AND THEN THEY PLUGGED IT IN THE WALL. NOW... 2385 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:18,456 WALL. NOW... ( LAUGHTER ) 2386 01:05:18,456 --> 01:05:20,166 NOW... ( LAUGHTER ) ...SOON AS I SAW THEM PLUG I 2387 01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:22,001 ( LAUGHTER ) ...SOON AS I SAW THEM PLUG I INTO THE WALL, I REALIZED I HAD 2388 01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:23,837 ...SOON AS I SAW THEM PLUG I INTO THE WALL, I REALIZED I HAD ALREADY CROSSED MY MOTHERFUCKING 2389 01:05:23,837 --> 01:05:24,546 INTO THE WALL, I REALIZED I HAD ALREADY CROSSED MY MOTHERFUCKING BOUNDARY. 2390 01:05:24,546 --> 01:05:26,047 ALREADY CROSSED MY MOTHERFUCKING BOUNDARY. I'M STANDING THERE WITH 2391 01:05:26,047 --> 01:05:27,674 BOUNDARY. I'M STANDING THERE WITH LIGHTER IN MY MOTHERFUCKING 2392 01:05:27,674 --> 01:05:32,679 I'M STANDING THERE WITH LIGHTER IN MY MOTHERFUCKING HAND, LIKE.. 2393 01:05:32,679 --> 01:05:33,930 LIGHTER IN MY MOTHERFUCKING HAND, LIKE.. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NO 2394 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:34,556 HAND, LIKE.. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NO BULLSHIT. 2395 01:05:34,556 --> 01:05:35,891 THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NO BULLSHIT. IT GOT REAL KNOBS ON IT. 2396 01:05:35,891 --> 01:05:37,308 BULLSHIT. IT GOT REAL KNOBS ON IT. YOU DON'T PUT IT ON "WARM. 2397 01:05:37,308 --> 01:05:38,351 IT GOT REAL KNOBS ON IT. YOU DON'T PUT IT ON "WARM. IT'S LIKE AN OVEN. 2398 01:05:38,351 --> 01:05:40,019 YOU DON'T PUT IT ON "WARM. IT'S LIKE AN OVEN. YOU PUT IT ON A REAL TEMPERATURE 2399 01:05:40,019 --> 01:05:42,439 IT'S LIKE AN OVEN. YOU PUT IT ON A REAL TEMPERATURE LIKE 375, LIKE JIFFY CORN MUFFIN 2400 01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:44,858 YOU PUT IT ON A REAL TEMPERATURE LIKE 375, LIKE JIFFY CORN MUFFIN MIX NUMBERS, AND IT AIN'T GOT NO 2401 01:05:44,858 --> 01:05:47,235 LIKE 375, LIKE JIFFY CORN MUFFIN MIX NUMBERS, AND IT AIN'T GOT NO FIRE AND NO SMOKE, WHICH REALLY 2402 01:05:47,235 --> 01:05:49,529 MIX NUMBERS, AND IT AIN'T GOT NO FIRE AND NO SMOKE, WHICH REALLY FUCKED WITH ME, BECAUSE IF YOU 2403 01:05:49,529 --> 01:05:51,782 FIRE AND NO SMOKE, WHICH REALLY FUCKED WITH ME, BECAUSE IF YOU SMOKE WEED, THE SMOKE IS YOU 2404 01:05:51,782 --> 01:05:53,991 FUCKED WITH ME, BECAUSE IF YOU SMOKE WEED, THE SMOKE IS YOU WAY OF KNOWING WHEN NOT TO GO 2405 01:05:53,991 --> 01:05:54,659 SMOKE WEED, THE SMOKE IS YOU WAY OF KNOWING WHEN NOT TO GO TOO FAR. 2406 01:05:54,659 --> 01:05:56,327 WAY OF KNOWING WHEN NOT TO GO TOO FAR. YOU CAN'T REALLY GO TOO FAR, 2407 01:05:56,327 --> 01:05:57,995 TOO FAR. YOU CAN'T REALLY GO TOO FAR, BECAUSE WHEN YOU'VE ACHIEVED 2408 01:05:57,995 --> 01:05:59,664 YOU CAN'T REALLY GO TOO FAR, BECAUSE WHEN YOU'VE ACHIEVED MAXIMUM HIGHNESS, YOUR LUNGS 2409 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:00,832 BECAUSE WHEN YOU'VE ACHIEVED MAXIMUM HIGHNESS, YOUR LUNGS WILL LET YOU KNOW. 2410 01:06:00,832 --> 01:06:02,667 MAXIMUM HIGHNESS, YOUR LUNGS WILL LET YOU KNOW. THAT'S WHEN YOU CAN'T CATCH THE 2411 01:06:02,667 --> 01:06:03,835 WILL LET YOU KNOW. THAT'S WHEN YOU CAN'T CATCH THE COUGH, WHEN YOU... 2412 01:06:03,835 --> 01:06:05,712 THAT'S WHEN YOU CAN'T CATCH THE COUGH, WHEN YOU... ( COUGHING ) 2413 01:06:05,712 --> 01:06:11,802 COUGH, WHEN YOU... ( COUGHING ) ( LAUGHTER ) 2414 01:06:11,802 --> 01:06:13,678 ( COUGHING ) ( LAUGHTER ) BUT THIS -- THIS DON'T HAVE NO 2415 01:06:13,678 --> 01:06:14,304 ( LAUGHTER ) BUT THIS -- THIS DON'T HAVE NO SMOKE. 2416 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:16,097 BUT THIS -- THIS DON'T HAVE NO SMOKE. IT'S JUST ALL VAPOR, AND YOU 2417 01:06:16,097 --> 01:06:17,974 SMOKE. IT'S JUST ALL VAPOR, AND YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, 'CAUSE YOU 2418 01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:22,312 IT'S JUST ALL VAPOR, AND YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY VAPORS.. 2419 01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:23,605 HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY VAPORS.. YOU CAN SAFELY TAKE. 2420 01:06:23,605 --> 01:06:24,898 DON'T KNOW HOW MANY VAPORS.. YOU CAN SAFELY TAKE. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW. 2421 01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:26,524 YOU CAN SAFELY TAKE. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW. I WAS FOUR OR FIVE BAGS IN 2422 01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:28,359 YOU JUST DON'T KNOW. I WAS FOUR OR FIVE BAGS IN BEFORE I REALIZED, "NIGGA, YOU 2423 01:06:28,359 --> 01:06:30,111 I WAS FOUR OR FIVE BAGS IN BEFORE I REALIZED, "NIGGA, YOU HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE 2424 01:06:30,111 --> 01:06:30,821 BEFORE I REALIZED, "NIGGA, YOU HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE PHEW." 2425 01:06:30,821 --> 01:06:33,114 HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE PHEW." THIS SHIT -- YOU MIGHT NOT WANT 2426 01:06:33,114 --> 01:06:35,241 PHEW." THIS SHIT -- YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO FIND OUT HOW HIGH YOU CAN 2427 01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:36,409 THIS SHIT -- YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO FIND OUT HOW HIGH YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET. 2428 01:06:36,409 --> 01:06:37,744 TO FIND OUT HOW HIGH YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET. JUST TAKE IT FROM ME. 2429 01:06:37,744 --> 01:06:39,370 ACTUALLY GET. JUST TAKE IT FROM ME. YOU MIGHT REALLY EMBARRASS 2430 01:06:39,370 --> 01:06:41,038 JUST TAKE IT FROM ME. YOU MIGHT REALLY EMBARRASS YOURSELF TO YOURSELF IF YOU 2431 01:06:41,038 --> 01:06:42,039 YOU MIGHT REALLY EMBARRASS YOURSELF TO YOURSELF IF YOU AIN'T CAREFUL. 2432 01:06:42,039 --> 01:06:43,750 YOURSELF TO YOURSELF IF YOU AIN'T CAREFUL. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A GROWN 2433 01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:45,543 AIN'T CAREFUL. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A GROWN MOTHERFUCKING MAN IN YOUR OWN 2434 01:06:45,543 --> 01:06:47,128 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A GROWN MOTHERFUCKING MAN IN YOUR OWN CAR IN THE DRIVEWAY WITH A 2435 01:06:47,128 --> 01:06:49,005 MOTHERFUCKING MAN IN YOUR OWN CAR IN THE DRIVEWAY WITH A WIFE-BEATER ON AND SOME JOGGIN 2436 01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:50,841 CAR IN THE DRIVEWAY WITH A WIFE-BEATER ON AND SOME JOGGIN PANTS, CRYING, WITH A LAP FULL 2437 01:06:50,841 --> 01:06:52,383 WIFE-BEATER ON AND SOME JOGGIN PANTS, CRYING, WITH A LAP FULL OF BILLS, CRYING TO LIL WAYNE 2438 01:06:52,383 --> 01:06:54,051 PANTS, CRYING, WITH A LAP FULL OF BILLS, CRYING TO LIL WAYNE SONGS AND SHIT, 'CAUSE HE SOUND 2439 01:06:54,051 --> 01:06:55,470 OF BILLS, CRYING TO LIL WAYNE SONGS AND SHIT, 'CAUSE HE SOUND LIKE HE 6 WHEN HE RAPPING. 2440 01:06:55,470 --> 01:06:56,972 SONGS AND SHIT, 'CAUSE HE SOUND LIKE HE 6 WHEN HE RAPPING. YOU JUST IN THE CAR, JUST... 2441 01:06:56,972 --> 01:06:58,849 LIKE HE 6 WHEN HE RAPPING. YOU JUST IN THE CAR, JUST... ♪ IF I DON'T DO NOTHING, I'M- 2442 01:06:58,849 --> 01:07:00,475 YOU JUST IN THE CAR, JUST... ♪ IF I DON'T DO NOTHING, I'M- BALL ♪ 2443 01:07:00,475 --> 01:07:03,060 ♪ IF I DON'T DO NOTHING, I'M- BALL ♪ ♪ I'M COUNTIN' ALL DAY LIKE A 2444 01:07:03,060 --> 01:07:05,021 BALL ♪ ♪ I'M COUNTIN' ALL DAY LIKE A CLOCK ON THE WALL ♪ 2445 01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:06,773 ♪ I'M COUNTIN' ALL DAY LIKE A CLOCK ON THE WALL ♪ ♪ GO AND GET YOUR MONEY, LITTLE 2446 01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:08,525 CLOCK ON THE WALL ♪ ♪ GO AND GET YOUR MONEY, LITTLE DUFFLE BAG BOY ♪ 2447 01:07:08,525 --> 01:07:09,776 ♪ GO AND GET YOUR MONEY, LITTLE DUFFLE BAG BOY ♪ LOOK IN THE LEFT MIRROR. 2448 01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:11,569 DUFFLE BAG BOY ♪ LOOK IN THE LEFT MIRROR. ♪ I AIN'T NEVER RAN FROM A NIGGA 2449 01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:15,740 LOOK IN THE LEFT MIRROR. ♪ I AIN'T NEVER RAN FROM A NIGGA AND I DAMN SURE... ♪ 2450 01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:17,492 ♪ I AIN'T NEVER RAN FROM A NIGGA AND I DAMN SURE... ♪ JUST SAYING, YOU MIGHT NOT WANT 2451 01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:19,118 AND I DAMN SURE... ♪ JUST SAYING, YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO GET TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING 2452 01:07:19,118 --> 01:07:19,744 JUST SAYING, YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO GET TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING EXTREME. 2453 01:07:19,744 --> 01:07:21,371 TO GET TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING EXTREME. THAT SHIT -- GOT SO HIGH, IT 2454 01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:23,164 EXTREME. THAT SHIT -- GOT SO HIGH, IT TOOK ME ALL THE WAY LOW AND THEN 2455 01:07:23,164 --> 01:07:24,624 THAT SHIT -- GOT SO HIGH, IT TOOK ME ALL THE WAY LOW AND THEN TOOK ME ALL THE WAY HIGH 2456 01:07:24,624 --> 01:07:26,250 TOOK ME ALL THE WAY LOW AND THEN TOOK ME ALL THE WAY HIGH AND YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SO 2457 01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:27,961 TOOK ME ALL THE WAY HIGH AND YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SO HIGH THAT YOU GO IN YOUR HOUSE 2458 01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:29,504 AND YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SO HIGH THAT YOU GO IN YOUR HOUSE AND START FUCKING WITH YOUR 2459 01:07:29,504 --> 01:07:30,463 HIGH THAT YOU GO IN YOUR HOUSE AND START FUCKING WITH YOUR KIDS' Wii GAME. 2460 01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:32,298 AND START FUCKING WITH YOUR KIDS' Wii GAME. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO IT, 2461 01:07:32,298 --> 01:07:34,091 KIDS' Wii GAME. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO IT, 'CAUSE Wii AND WEED DO NOT GO 2462 01:07:34,091 --> 01:07:34,843 YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO IT, 'CAUSE Wii AND WEED DO NOT GO TOGETHER. 2463 01:07:34,843 --> 01:07:36,636 'CAUSE Wii AND WEED DO NOT GO TOGETHER. THEY SEEM LIKE THEY SHOULD GO 2464 01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:38,596 TOGETHER. THEY SEEM LIKE THEY SHOULD GO TOGETHER, BUT THEY DON'T, 'CAUSE 2465 01:07:38,596 --> 01:07:40,473 THEY SEEM LIKE THEY SHOULD GO TOGETHER, BUT THEY DON'T, 'CAUSE THE Wii WANTS YOU TO BE ACTIVE 2466 01:07:40,473 --> 01:07:42,308 TOGETHER, BUT THEY DON'T, 'CAUSE THE Wii WANTS YOU TO BE ACTIVE AND WEED WANTS YOU TO SIT YOUR 2467 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:44,227 THE Wii WANTS YOU TO BE ACTIVE AND WEED WANTS YOU TO SIT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS DOWN, AND YOU 2468 01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:46,187 AND WEED WANTS YOU TO SIT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS DOWN, AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING WITH THAT. 2469 01:07:46,187 --> 01:07:47,939 MOTHERFUCKING ASS DOWN, AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING WITH THAT. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO, AS A 2470 01:07:47,939 --> 01:07:49,858 SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING WITH THAT. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO, AS A GROWN MAN, GET SO HIGH THAT YOU 2471 01:07:49,858 --> 01:07:51,568 YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO, AS A GROWN MAN, GET SO HIGH THAT YOU DONE WENT IN THE HOUSE, FOUND 2472 01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,194 GROWN MAN, GET SO HIGH THAT YOU DONE WENT IN THE HOUSE, FOUND YOUR KIDS' Wii, PLAYING THE 2473 01:07:53,194 --> 01:07:55,030 DONE WENT IN THE HOUSE, FOUND YOUR KIDS' Wii, PLAYING THE TENNIS GAME, AND DONE FUCKED UP 2474 01:07:55,030 --> 01:07:57,114 YOUR KIDS' Wii, PLAYING THE TENNIS GAME, AND DONE FUCKED UP YOUR WHOLE GODDAMN HOUSE, LOSING 2475 01:07:57,114 --> 01:07:59,158 TENNIS GAME, AND DONE FUCKED UP YOUR WHOLE GODDAMN HOUSE, LOSING BY 1,000 GODDAMN POINTS, TRYING 2476 01:07:59,158 --> 01:08:01,077 YOUR WHOLE GODDAMN HOUSE, LOSING BY 1,000 GODDAMN POINTS, TRYING TO PLAY TENNIS IN YOUR LIVING 2477 01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:05,040 BY 1,000 GODDAMN POINTS, TRYING TO PLAY TENNIS IN YOUR LIVING ROOM AND SHIT, JUST... 2478 01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:08,793 TO PLAY TENNIS IN YOUR LIVING ROOM AND SHIT, JUST... "MOVE THE COUCH!" 2479 01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:09,753 ROOM AND SHIT, JUST... "MOVE THE COUCH!" KIDS COME BACK HOME. 2480 01:08:09,753 --> 01:08:10,754 "MOVE THE COUCH!" KIDS COME BACK HOME. "WHAT HAPPENED, DADDY? 2481 01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:11,963 KIDS COME BACK HOME. "WHAT HAPPENED, DADDY? IT LOOK LIKE A TORNADO CAME 2482 01:08:11,963 --> 01:08:12,714 "WHAT HAPPENED, DADDY? IT LOOK LIKE A TORNADO CAME THROUGH HERE." 2483 01:08:12,714 --> 01:08:13,882 IT LOOK LIKE A TORNADO CAME THROUGH HERE." "LIL WAYNE WAS IN HERE, CRYING 2484 01:08:13,882 --> 01:08:14,549 THROUGH HERE." "LIL WAYNE WAS IN HERE, CRYING AND SHIT 2485 01:08:14,549 --> 01:08:15,592 "LIL WAYNE WAS IN HERE, CRYING AND SHIT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK 2486 01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:16,259 AND SHIT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. 2487 01:08:16,259 --> 01:08:17,052 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. I'M SORRY." 2488 01:08:17,052 --> 01:08:18,845 HAPPENED. I'M SORRY." YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING 2489 01:08:18,845 --> 01:08:20,638 I'M SORRY." YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING DO YOUR FUCKING BEST AND TRY A 2490 01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:22,057 YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING DO YOUR FUCKING BEST AND TRY A HARD AS YOU CAN, 'CAUSE 2491 01:08:22,057 --> 01:08:23,725 DO YOUR FUCKING BEST AND TRY A HARD AS YOU CAN, 'CAUSE SOMETIMES SHIT JUST DOES NOT 2492 01:08:23,725 --> 01:08:24,976 HARD AS YOU CAN, 'CAUSE SOMETIMES SHIT JUST DOES NOT WORK OUT THE WAY YOU 2493 01:08:24,976 --> 01:08:26,352 SOMETIMES SHIT JUST DOES NOT WORK OUT THE WAY YOU MOTHERFUCKING PLANNED. 2494 01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:27,562 WORK OUT THE WAY YOU MOTHERFUCKING PLANNED. THAT'S JUST A PART OF LIFE. 2495 01:08:27,562 --> 01:08:28,897 MOTHERFUCKING PLANNED. THAT'S JUST A PART OF LIFE. SOMETIMES SHIT DO NOT WORK OUT 2496 01:08:28,897 --> 01:08:30,189 THAT'S JUST A PART OF LIFE. SOMETIMES SHIT DO NOT WORK OUT THE FUCKING WAY YOU PLANNED. 2497 01:08:30,189 --> 01:08:31,357 SOMETIMES SHIT DO NOT WORK OUT THE FUCKING WAY YOU PLANNED. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME 2498 01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:31,983 THE FUCKING WAY YOU PLANNED. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME EXAMPLE. 2499 01:08:31,983 --> 01:08:33,735 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME EXAMPLE. I WAITED MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE 2500 01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:35,278 EXAMPLE. I WAITED MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE TRYING TO GET A MOTORCYCLE. 2501 01:08:35,278 --> 01:08:36,905 I WAITED MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE TRYING TO GET A MOTORCYCLE. MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE, ALL I 2502 01:08:36,905 --> 01:08:38,489 TRYING TO GET A MOTORCYCLE. MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE, ALL I WANTED WAS A MOTORCYCLE, AND 2503 01:08:38,489 --> 01:08:40,075 MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE, ALL I WANTED WAS A MOTORCYCLE, AND FIRST, I COULDN'T AFFORD THE 2504 01:08:40,075 --> 01:08:40,867 WANTED WAS A MOTORCYCLE, AND FIRST, I COULDN'T AFFORD THE MOTORCYCLE. 2505 01:08:40,867 --> 01:08:42,577 FIRST, I COULDN'T AFFORD THE MOTORCYCLE. THEN, WHEN I COULD AFFORD THE 2506 01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:44,454 MOTORCYCLE. THEN, WHEN I COULD AFFORD THE MOTORCYCLE, THEN I HAD KIDS, AND 2507 01:08:44,454 --> 01:08:46,247 THEN, WHEN I COULD AFFORD THE MOTORCYCLE, THEN I HAD KIDS, AND YOU CAN'T JUST GET A MOTORCYCLE 2508 01:08:46,247 --> 01:08:47,707 MOTORCYCLE, THEN I HAD KIDS, AND YOU CAN'T JUST GET A MOTORCYCLE AS YOUR PRIMARY MEANS OF 2509 01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:49,333 YOU CAN'T JUST GET A MOTORCYCLE AS YOUR PRIMARY MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION IF YOU GOT KIDS. 2510 01:08:49,333 --> 01:08:51,044 AS YOUR PRIMARY MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION IF YOU GOT KIDS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL THEM 2511 01:08:51,044 --> 01:08:52,003 TRANSPORTATION IF YOU GOT KIDS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL THEM IN THE DRIVEWAY. 2512 01:08:52,003 --> 01:08:53,463 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL THEM IN THE DRIVEWAY. YOU JUST -- "I AIN'T GOT NO 2513 01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:54,714 IN THE DRIVEWAY. YOU JUST -- "I AIN'T GOT NO ROOM." 2514 01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:58,843 YOU JUST -- "I AIN'T GOT NO ROOM." ( LAUGHTER ) 2515 01:08:58,843 --> 01:09:00,261 ROOM." ( LAUGHTER ) AND I FINALLY WAS ABLE TO 2516 01:09:00,261 --> 01:09:01,805 ( LAUGHTER ) AND I FINALLY WAS ABLE TO FUCKING GET THE MOTORCYCLE 2517 01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:03,222 AND I FINALLY WAS ABLE TO FUCKING GET THE MOTORCYCLE I WAS HAPPY LIKE A KID A 2518 01:09:03,222 --> 01:09:04,599 FUCKING GET THE MOTORCYCLE I WAS HAPPY LIKE A KID A MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS. 2519 01:09:04,599 --> 01:09:05,850 I WAS HAPPY LIKE A KID A MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 2520 01:09:05,850 --> 01:09:07,393 MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS GODDAMN 2521 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:08,019 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS GODDAMN HAPPY. 2522 01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:09,353 I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS GODDAMN HAPPY. I HAD THE MOTHERFUCKING 2523 01:09:09,353 --> 01:09:11,731 HAPPY. I HAD THE MOTHERFUCKING MOTORCYCLE, AND IT WAS SMALL AND 2524 01:09:11,731 --> 01:09:13,942 I HAD THE MOTHERFUCKING MOTORCYCLE, AND IT WAS SMALL AND BLACK AND FAST, JUST LIKE ME 2525 01:09:13,942 --> 01:09:15,234 MOTORCYCLE, AND IT WAS SMALL AND BLACK AND FAST, JUST LIKE ME AND I HAD GOT THE BLACK 2526 01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:16,820 BLACK AND FAST, JUST LIKE ME AND I HAD GOT THE BLACK HARLEY-DAVIDSON BOOTS AND THE 2527 01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:18,404 AND I HAD GOT THE BLACK HARLEY-DAVIDSON BOOTS AND THE LEATHER ONE-PIECE THAT ZIP UP 2528 01:09:18,404 --> 01:09:19,990 HARLEY-DAVIDSON BOOTS AND THE LEATHER ONE-PIECE THAT ZIP UP HERE AND GOT THE KNEEPADS AND 2529 01:09:19,990 --> 01:09:21,116 LEATHER ONE-PIECE THAT ZIP UP HERE AND GOT THE KNEEPADS AND SHIT ALREADY IN IT. 2530 01:09:21,116 --> 01:09:22,700 HERE AND GOT THE KNEEPADS AND SHIT ALREADY IN IT. I LOOKED LIKE A BLACK TODDLER 2531 01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:24,368 SHIT ALREADY IN IT. I LOOKED LIKE A BLACK TODDLER SUPERHERO, LIKE YOU SHOULD CALL 2532 01:09:24,368 --> 01:09:26,329 I LOOKED LIKE A BLACK TODDLER SUPERHERO, LIKE YOU SHOULD CALL ME TO SOLVE SMALL CRIMES AND 2533 01:09:26,329 --> 01:09:26,997 SUPERHERO, LIKE YOU SHOULD CALL ME TO SOLVE SMALL CRIMES AND SHIT. 2534 01:09:26,997 --> 01:09:28,665 ME TO SOLVE SMALL CRIMES AND SHIT. BUT I FELT GOOD THAN A 2535 01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:30,708 SHIT. BUT I FELT GOOD THAN A MOTHERFUCKER, 'CAUSE I'M NOT 2536 01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:32,961 BUT I FELT GOOD THAN A MOTHERFUCKER, 'CAUSE I'M NOT THAT BIG IN REGULAR LIFE, BUT ON 2537 01:09:32,961 --> 01:09:35,005 MOTHERFUCKER, 'CAUSE I'M NOT THAT BIG IN REGULAR LIFE, BUT ON A MOTORCYCLE, NIGGA, I'M THE 2538 01:09:35,005 --> 01:09:36,089 THAT BIG IN REGULAR LIFE, BUT ON A MOTORCYCLE, NIGGA, I'M THE PERFECT SIZE. 2539 01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:38,382 A MOTORCYCLE, NIGGA, I'M THE PERFECT SIZE. IF YOU LOOK IN THE REARVIEW, YOU 2540 01:09:38,382 --> 01:09:40,301 PERFECT SIZE. IF YOU LOOK IN THE REARVIEW, YOU DON'T EVEN SEE ME COMING, NIGGA. 2541 01:09:40,301 --> 01:09:41,970 IF YOU LOOK IN THE REARVIEW, YOU DON'T EVEN SEE ME COMING, NIGGA. IT JUST LOOK LIKE A BIKE I 2542 01:09:41,970 --> 01:09:43,721 DON'T EVEN SEE ME COMING, NIGGA. IT JUST LOOK LIKE A BIKE I COMING BY ITSELF, NIGGA, JUST... 2543 01:09:43,721 --> 01:09:47,308 IT JUST LOOK LIKE A BIKE I COMING BY ITSELF, NIGGA, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) 2544 01:09:47,308 --> 01:09:48,893 COMING BY ITSELF, NIGGA, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) I WAS SO MOTHERFUCKING PROUD TO 2545 01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:50,353 ( LAUGHTER ) I WAS SO MOTHERFUCKING PROUD TO HAVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER, AND 2546 01:09:50,353 --> 01:09:51,896 I WAS SO MOTHERFUCKING PROUD TO HAVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER, AND THOUGHT EVERYBODY WAS GONNA BE 2547 01:09:51,896 --> 01:09:53,314 HAVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER, AND THOUGHT EVERYBODY WAS GONNA BE EXCITED FOR ME, 'CAUSE I WAS 2548 01:09:53,314 --> 01:09:54,732 THOUGHT EVERYBODY WAS GONNA BE EXCITED FOR ME, 'CAUSE I WAS HAPPY, AND EVERYBODY TALKED 2549 01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:55,733 EXCITED FOR ME, 'CAUSE I WAS HAPPY, AND EVERYBODY TALKED SHIT -- EVERYBODY. 2550 01:09:55,733 --> 01:09:57,401 HAPPY, AND EVERYBODY TALKED SHIT -- EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY WHO SAW ME STANDING BY 2551 01:09:57,401 --> 01:09:58,903 SHIT -- EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY WHO SAW ME STANDING BY THE GODDAMN BIKE TALKED SHIT 2552 01:09:58,903 --> 01:10:00,530 EVERYBODY WHO SAW ME STANDING BY THE GODDAMN BIKE TALKED SHIT ABOUT, "NIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK I 2553 01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:02,073 THE GODDAMN BIKE TALKED SHIT ABOUT, "NIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK I YOU DOING WITH A BIKE, NIGGA 2554 01:10:02,073 --> 01:10:03,407 ABOUT, "NIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK I YOU DOING WITH A BIKE, NIGGA YOU GONNA KILL YOURSELF. 2555 01:10:03,407 --> 01:10:05,035 YOU DOING WITH A BIKE, NIGGA YOU GONNA KILL YOURSELF. AND THEN MY BODYGUARD, WHO RIDE 2556 01:10:05,035 --> 01:10:06,536 YOU GONNA KILL YOURSELF. AND THEN MY BODYGUARD, WHO RIDE A HARLEY EVERY GODDAMN DAY - 2557 01:10:06,536 --> 01:10:08,079 AND THEN MY BODYGUARD, WHO RIDE A HARLEY EVERY GODDAMN DAY - I'M THINKING THIS NIGGA GONNA 2558 01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:08,872 A HARLEY EVERY GODDAMN DAY - I'M THINKING THIS NIGGA GONNA HAVE MY BACK. 2559 01:10:08,872 --> 01:10:10,123 I'M THINKING THIS NIGGA GONNA HAVE MY BACK. THIS THE FIRST NIGGA TALKING 2560 01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:11,499 HAVE MY BACK. THIS THE FIRST NIGGA TALKING SHIT, TALKING ABOUT, "NIGGA, I 2561 01:10:11,499 --> 01:10:12,709 THIS THE FIRST NIGGA TALKING SHIT, TALKING ABOUT, "NIGGA, I YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YOU GONNA 2562 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:15,252 SHIT, TALKING ABOUT, "NIGGA, I YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YOU GONNA FALL." 2563 01:10:15,252 --> 01:10:16,587 YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YOU GONNA FALL." "NIGGA, WHAT?" 2564 01:10:16,587 --> 01:10:19,132 FALL." "NIGGA, WHAT?" "NIGGA, IF YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YOU 2565 01:10:19,132 --> 01:10:20,341 "NIGGA, WHAT?" "NIGGA, IF YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YOU GONNA FALL." 2566 01:10:20,341 --> 01:10:21,592 "NIGGA, IF YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YOU GONNA FALL." "NIGGA, WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT 2567 01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:22,552 GONNA FALL." "NIGGA, WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT LIKE THAT'S IN THE BIBLE OR 2568 01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:23,219 "NIGGA, WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT LIKE THAT'S IN THE BIBLE OR SOMETHING? 2569 01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:24,428 LIKE THAT'S IN THE BIBLE OR SOMETHING? THAT'S NOT A SCRIPTURE, NIGGA. 2570 01:10:24,428 --> 01:10:25,513 SOMETHING? THAT'S NOT A SCRIPTURE, NIGGA. YOU CAN'T JUST BE QUOTING THAT 2571 01:10:25,513 --> 01:10:26,181 THAT'S NOT A SCRIPTURE, NIGGA. YOU CAN'T JUST BE QUOTING THAT TO PEOPLE. 2572 01:10:26,181 --> 01:10:28,265 YOU CAN'T JUST BE QUOTING THAT TO PEOPLE. "NIGGA, IF YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YO 2573 01:10:28,265 --> 01:10:29,266 TO PEOPLE. "NIGGA, IF YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YO GONNA FALL." 2574 01:10:29,266 --> 01:10:30,894 "NIGGA, IF YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YO GONNA FALL." SO, HE DONE SAID THIS SHIT SO 2575 01:10:30,894 --> 01:10:32,562 GONNA FALL." SO, HE DONE SAID THIS SHIT SO MUCH, IT DONE SPOOKED ME, SO I 2576 01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:34,105 SO, HE DONE SAID THIS SHIT SO MUCH, IT DONE SPOOKED ME, SO I HAD TO TAKE THE BIKE OFF TO 2577 01:10:34,105 --> 01:10:35,899 MUCH, IT DONE SPOOKED ME, SO I HAD TO TAKE THE BIKE OFF TO MYSELF FOR A COUPLE DAYS AND TRY 2578 01:10:35,899 --> 01:10:37,650 HAD TO TAKE THE BIKE OFF TO MYSELF FOR A COUPLE DAYS AND TRY TO PRACTICE AND SHIT, 'CAUSE I'M 2579 01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:38,943 MYSELF FOR A COUPLE DAYS AND TRY TO PRACTICE AND SHIT, 'CAUSE I'M NOT BUILT LIKE REGULAR 2580 01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:39,861 TO PRACTICE AND SHIT, 'CAUSE I'M NOT BUILT LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKERS. 2581 01:10:39,861 --> 01:10:41,654 NOT BUILT LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKERS. LIKE, MOST MOTORCYCLE NIGGAS, IF 2582 01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:43,406 MOTHERFUCKERS. LIKE, MOST MOTORCYCLE NIGGAS, IF YOU SEE THEM AT THE LIGHT, THEY 2583 01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:45,200 LIKE, MOST MOTORCYCLE NIGGAS, IF YOU SEE THEM AT THE LIGHT, THEY HOLDING THEIR WHOLE BIKE UP JUST 2584 01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:46,868 YOU SEE THEM AT THE LIGHT, THEY HOLDING THEIR WHOLE BIKE UP JUST ON THEIR TIPPY-TOES AND SHIT 2585 01:10:46,868 --> 01:10:48,285 HOLDING THEIR WHOLE BIKE UP JUST ON THEIR TIPPY-TOES AND SHIT I'M NOT BUILT LIKE THAT. 2586 01:10:48,285 --> 01:10:49,871 ON THEIR TIPPY-TOES AND SHIT I'M NOT BUILT LIKE THAT. I GOT TO EASE WAY UP ON TH 2587 01:10:49,871 --> 01:10:51,414 I'M NOT BUILT LIKE THAT. I GOT TO EASE WAY UP ON TH HANDLEBARS, PUT MY LEGS OUT 2588 01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:53,208 I GOT TO EASE WAY UP ON TH HANDLEBARS, PUT MY LEGS OUT FIRMLY AND SHIT, OR ELSE I BEEN 2589 01:10:53,208 --> 01:10:54,876 HANDLEBARS, PUT MY LEGS OUT FIRMLY AND SHIT, OR ELSE I BEEN DONE LOST CONTROL OF THE BIKE 2590 01:10:54,876 --> 01:10:56,669 FIRMLY AND SHIT, OR ELSE I BEEN DONE LOST CONTROL OF THE BIKE AND ROLLED INTO THE INTERSECTION 2591 01:10:56,669 --> 01:10:58,588 DONE LOST CONTROL OF THE BIKE AND ROLLED INTO THE INTERSECTION OR SOME SHIT, JUST.. 2592 01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:03,509 AND ROLLED INTO THE INTERSECTION OR SOME SHIT, JUST.. ( LAUGHTER ) 2593 01:11:03,509 --> 01:11:04,928 OR SOME SHIT, JUST.. ( LAUGHTER ) SO, I HAD TO GO OFF TO MY 2594 01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:06,512 ( LAUGHTER ) SO, I HAD TO GO OFF TO MY MOTHERFUCKING SELF AND TRY TO 2595 01:11:06,512 --> 01:11:08,223 SO, I HAD TO GO OFF TO MY MOTHERFUCKING SELF AND TRY TO GET MY SHIT IN FUCKING ORDER, SO 2596 01:11:08,223 --> 01:11:09,766 MOTHERFUCKING SELF AND TRY TO GET MY SHIT IN FUCKING ORDER, SO I DONE WORKED ON IT FOR LIKE 2597 01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:11,517 GET MY SHIT IN FUCKING ORDER, SO I DONE WORKED ON IT FOR LIKE THREE OR FOUR DAYS, AND FINALLY, 2598 01:11:11,517 --> 01:11:13,061 I DONE WORKED ON IT FOR LIKE THREE OR FOUR DAYS, AND FINALLY, I FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO 2599 01:11:13,061 --> 01:11:14,896 THREE OR FOUR DAYS, AND FINALLY, I FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO DEBUT AND SHOWCASE ME AND MY 2600 01:11:14,896 --> 01:11:16,731 I FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO DEBUT AND SHOWCASE ME AND MY MOTHERFUCKING FAST-ASS BLACK 2601 01:11:16,731 --> 01:11:18,066 DEBUT AND SHOWCASE ME AND MY MOTHERFUCKING FAST-ASS BLACK MOTHERFUCKING BIKE. 2602 01:11:18,066 --> 01:11:19,984 MOTHERFUCKING FAST-ASS BLACK MOTHERFUCKING BIKE. SO, WE ARE IN TAMPA, AND IT'S 2603 01:11:19,984 --> 01:11:21,485 MOTHERFUCKING BIKE. SO, WE ARE IN TAMPA, AND IT'S THE PERFECT SITUATION. 2604 01:11:21,485 --> 01:11:23,446 SO, WE ARE IN TAMPA, AND IT'S THE PERFECT SITUATION. IT'S A CURVY ROAD THAT GO LIKE 2605 01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:25,240 THE PERFECT SITUATION. IT'S A CURVY ROAD THAT GO LIKE THIS, AND THEN IT BREAK INTO A 2606 01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:26,741 IT'S A CURVY ROAD THAT GO LIKE THIS, AND THEN IT BREAK INTO A STRAIGHT SHOT FOR A MILE. 2607 01:11:26,741 --> 01:11:28,618 THIS, AND THEN IT BREAK INTO A STRAIGHT SHOT FOR A MILE. NOW, I'M NOT GONNA FUCK WITH THE 2608 01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:30,494 STRAIGHT SHOT FOR A MILE. NOW, I'M NOT GONNA FUCK WITH THE CURVY PART, BUT I AM IN THE CUSP 2609 01:11:30,494 --> 01:11:31,788 NOW, I'M NOT GONNA FUCK WITH THE CURVY PART, BUT I AM IN THE CUSP OF THE CURVE AND THE 2610 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:33,289 CURVY PART, BUT I AM IN THE CUSP OF THE CURVE AND THE STRAIGHTAWAY, AND ALL I'M 2611 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:35,125 OF THE CURVE AND THE STRAIGHTAWAY, AND ALL I'M WAITING FOR IS THE BUS TO COME 2612 01:11:35,125 --> 01:11:36,667 STRAIGHTAWAY, AND ALL I'M WAITING FOR IS THE BUS TO COME 'CAUSE IT'S GOT GLASS WINDOWS, 2613 01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:38,253 WAITING FOR IS THE BUS TO COME 'CAUSE IT'S GOT GLASS WINDOWS, AND I WANT THEM TO COME AROUND 2614 01:11:38,253 --> 01:11:39,670 'CAUSE IT'S GOT GLASS WINDOWS, AND I WANT THEM TO COME AROUND AND THEN CATCH ME IN ALL M 2615 01:11:39,670 --> 01:11:40,880 AND I WANT THEM TO COME AROUND AND THEN CATCH ME IN ALL M MOTHERFUCKING GLORY -- 2616 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,339 AND THEN CATCH ME IN ALL M MOTHERFUCKING GLORY -- ZZZOOM! -- DOWN THE GODDAMN 2617 01:11:42,339 --> 01:11:43,007 MOTHERFUCKING GLORY -- ZZZOOM! -- DOWN THE GODDAMN STREET. 2618 01:11:43,007 --> 01:11:44,300 ZZZOOM! -- DOWN THE GODDAMN STREET. AND I'M NOT TELLING MY 2619 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:46,010 STREET. AND I'M NOT TELLING MY BODYGUARD, 'CAUSE I WANT HIM TO 2620 01:11:46,010 --> 01:11:47,678 AND I'M NOT TELLING MY BODYGUARD, 'CAUSE I WANT HIM TO BE THE FIRST MOTHERFUCKER WITH 2621 01:11:47,678 --> 01:11:49,639 BODYGUARD, 'CAUSE I WANT HIM TO BE THE FIRST MOTHERFUCKER WITH THE DUSTY MOUTH FOR TALKING SHIT 2622 01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:51,390 BE THE FIRST MOTHERFUCKER WITH THE DUSTY MOUTH FOR TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME IN THE FIRST GODDAMN 2623 01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:52,058 THE DUSTY MOUTH FOR TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME IN THE FIRST GODDAMN PLACE. 2624 01:11:52,058 --> 01:11:53,726 ABOUT ME IN THE FIRST GODDAMN PLACE. SO, THIS IS HOW IT WAS IN MY 2625 01:11:53,726 --> 01:11:54,351 PLACE. SO, THIS IS HOW IT WAS IN MY HEAD. 2626 01:11:54,351 --> 01:11:56,062 SO, THIS IS HOW IT WAS IN MY HEAD. NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS 2627 01:11:56,062 --> 01:11:57,521 HEAD. NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING IN MY HEAD. 2628 01:11:57,521 --> 01:11:59,565 NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING IN MY HEAD. NOW, IT HAD BEEN RAINING FOR A 2629 01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:01,525 THINKING IN MY HEAD. NOW, IT HAD BEEN RAINING FOR A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE THIS DAY. 2630 01:12:01,525 --> 01:12:02,777 NOW, IT HAD BEEN RAINING FOR A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE THIS DAY. DON'T WORRY, THAT DON'T HAVE 2631 01:12:02,777 --> 01:12:04,028 COUPLE DAYS BEFORE THIS DAY. DON'T WORRY, THAT DON'T HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY. 2632 01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:05,404 DON'T WORRY, THAT DON'T HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY. I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE YOU 2633 01:12:05,404 --> 01:12:06,530 NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY. I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THE DETAILS. 2634 01:12:06,530 --> 01:12:08,407 I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THE DETAILS. BUT SINCE IT HAD BEEN RAINING, I 2635 01:12:08,407 --> 01:12:09,951 KNOW THE DETAILS. BUT SINCE IT HAD BEEN RAINING, I DECIDE I'M GONNA BE EXTRA 2636 01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:10,618 BUT SINCE IT HAD BEEN RAINING, I DECIDE I'M GONNA BE EXTRA CAREFUL. 2637 01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:12,495 DECIDE I'M GONNA BE EXTRA CAREFUL. SO, I MOVE MY BIKE TO THE MIDDLE 2638 01:12:12,495 --> 01:12:14,122 CAREFUL. SO, I MOVE MY BIKE TO THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, RIGHT ON THE 2639 01:12:14,122 --> 01:12:14,998 SO, I MOVE MY BIKE TO THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, RIGHT ON THE YELLOW LINE. 2640 01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:16,874 OF THE STREET, RIGHT ON THE YELLOW LINE. AND THE REASON I'M DOING THAT IS 2641 01:12:16,874 --> 01:12:18,751 YELLOW LINE. AND THE REASON I'M DOING THAT IS 'CAUSE IT'S A STRAIGHT SHOT, AND 2642 01:12:18,751 --> 01:12:20,295 AND THE REASON I'M DOING THAT IS 'CAUSE IT'S A STRAIGHT SHOT, AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE, IF SOMEBODY 2643 01:12:20,295 --> 01:12:21,754 'CAUSE IT'S A STRAIGHT SHOT, AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE, IF SOMEBODY COME FROM THIS WAY OR THAT WAY 2644 01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:22,922 I WANT TO MAKE SURE, IF SOMEBODY COME FROM THIS WAY OR THAT WAY I CAN FUCKING MANEUVER. 2645 01:12:22,922 --> 01:12:24,423 COME FROM THIS WAY OR THAT WAY I CAN FUCKING MANEUVER. NOW, YOU CAN PROBABLY HEAR SOME 2646 01:12:24,423 --> 01:12:25,842 I CAN FUCKING MANEUVER. NOW, YOU CAN PROBABLY HEAR SOME NIGGAS GRUMBLING AND LAUGHING IN 2647 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:26,509 NOW, YOU CAN PROBABLY HEAR SOME NIGGAS GRUMBLING AND LAUGHING IN THE BACK. 2648 01:12:26,509 --> 01:12:28,303 NIGGAS GRUMBLING AND LAUGHING IN THE BACK. THEM IS REAL MOTORCYCLE RIDERS 2649 01:12:28,303 --> 01:12:30,013 THE BACK. THEM IS REAL MOTORCYCLE RIDERS WHO IS TELLING THEIR FRIENDS 2650 01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:31,681 THEM IS REAL MOTORCYCLE RIDERS WHO IS TELLING THEIR FRIENDS "YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER BE ON 2651 01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:33,474 WHO IS TELLING THEIR FRIENDS "YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER BE ON THE YELLOW LINE, BECAUSE THAT'S 2652 01:12:33,474 --> 01:12:35,143 "YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER BE ON THE YELLOW LINE, BECAUSE THAT'S THE SLIPPERIEST PLACE ON THE 2653 01:12:35,143 --> 01:12:36,186 THE YELLOW LINE, BECAUSE THAT'S THE SLIPPERIEST PLACE ON THE GODDAMN STREET." 2654 01:12:36,186 --> 01:12:37,728 THE SLIPPERIEST PLACE ON THE GODDAMN STREET." BUT NONE OF THEM SMART-ASS 2655 01:12:37,728 --> 01:12:39,522 GODDAMN STREET." BUT NONE OF THEM SMART-ASS NIGGAS WAS THERE AT THE GODDAMN 2656 01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:41,357 BUT NONE OF THEM SMART-ASS NIGGAS WAS THERE AT THE GODDAMN TIME, SO I'M JUST GONNA TELL THE 2657 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:43,151 NIGGAS WAS THERE AT THE GODDAMN TIME, SO I'M JUST GONNA TELL THE STORY LIKE IT FUCKING HAPPENED. 2658 01:12:43,151 --> 01:12:45,528 TIME, SO I'M JUST GONNA TELL THE STORY LIKE IT FUCKING HAPPENED. SO, HERE I AM ON THE YELLOW 2659 01:12:45,528 --> 01:12:46,279 STORY LIKE IT FUCKING HAPPENED. SO, HERE I AM ON THE YELLOW LINE. 2660 01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:48,823 SO, HERE I AM ON THE YELLOW LINE. THE BUS IS COMING THROUGH THE 2661 01:12:48,823 --> 01:12:49,699 LINE. THE BUS IS COMING THROUGH THE CURVES. 2662 01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:51,284 THE BUS IS COMING THROUGH THE CURVES. NOW, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GET 2663 01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:52,952 CURVES. NOW, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GET EXCITED, HOW EVERYTHING SLOW 2664 01:12:52,952 --> 01:12:54,704 NOW, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GET EXCITED, HOW EVERYTHING SLOW DOWN AND GO INTO SLOW MOTION AND 2665 01:12:54,704 --> 01:12:55,330 EXCITED, HOW EVERYTHING SLOW DOWN AND GO INTO SLOW MOTION AND SHIT. 2666 01:12:55,330 --> 01:12:56,956 DOWN AND GO INTO SLOW MOTION AND SHIT. THAT'S WHERE THE FUCK I WAS. 2667 01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:57,915 SHIT. THAT'S WHERE THE FUCK I WAS. I SAW THE BUS. 2668 01:12:57,915 --> 01:12:59,375 THAT'S WHERE THE FUCK I WAS. I SAW THE BUS. I WENT INTO SLOW MOTION. 2669 01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:02,378 I SAW THE BUS. I WENT INTO SLOW MOTION. CH, SHOO, SHOO, SHOO, SHOO 2670 01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:03,296 I WENT INTO SLOW MOTION. CH, SHOO, SHOO, SHOO, SHOO SHOO. 2671 01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:05,006 CH, SHOO, SHOO, SHOO, SHOO SHOO. THEN I HIT THAT MOTHERFUCKER ONE 2672 01:13:05,006 --> 01:13:05,631 SHOO. THEN I HIT THAT MOTHERFUCKER ONE TIME. 2673 01:13:05,631 --> 01:13:07,258 THEN I HIT THAT MOTHERFUCKER ONE TIME. ( IMITATES ENGINE REVVING ) 2674 01:13:07,258 --> 01:13:09,552 TIME. ( IMITATES ENGINE REVVING ) NOW, LET ME PAUSE THE STORY 2675 01:13:09,552 --> 01:13:12,180 ( IMITATES ENGINE REVVING ) NOW, LET ME PAUSE THE STORY RIGHT HERE JUST TO SAY SOMETIMES 2676 01:13:12,180 --> 01:13:14,682 NOW, LET ME PAUSE THE STORY RIGHT HERE JUST TO SAY SOMETIMES SHIT DOES NOT WORK OUT THE WAY 2677 01:13:14,682 --> 01:13:16,184 RIGHT HERE JUST TO SAY SOMETIMES SHIT DOES NOT WORK OUT THE WAY YOU GODDAMN PLANNED IT. 2678 01:13:16,184 --> 01:13:18,019 SHIT DOES NOT WORK OUT THE WAY YOU GODDAMN PLANNED IT. ONE SECOND, I'M WAITING ON MY 2679 01:13:18,019 --> 01:13:19,145 YOU GODDAMN PLANNED IT. ONE SECOND, I'M WAITING ON MY MOMENT OF GLORY. 2680 01:13:19,145 --> 01:13:20,563 ONE SECOND, I'M WAITING ON MY MOMENT OF GLORY. SHOO. 2681 01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:21,731 MOMENT OF GLORY. SHOO. I HIT IT ONE TIME. 2682 01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:23,358 SHOO. I HIT IT ONE TIME. ( IMITATES ENGINE REVVING ) 2683 01:13:23,358 --> 01:13:25,151 I HIT IT ONE TIME. ( IMITATES ENGINE REVVING ) I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE 2684 01:13:25,151 --> 01:13:27,278 ( IMITATES ENGINE REVVING ) I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE NEXT SECOND, BUT THE SECOND 2685 01:13:27,278 --> 01:13:29,613 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE NEXT SECOND, BUT THE SECOND AFTER THAT, I AM IN THE MIDDLE 2686 01:13:29,613 --> 01:13:33,993 NEXT SECOND, BUT THE SECOND AFTER THAT, I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN STREET... 2687 01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:36,371 AFTER THAT, I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN STREET... WITH MY BIKE ON TOP OF ME. 2688 01:13:36,371 --> 01:13:39,207 OF THE GODDAMN STREET... WITH MY BIKE ON TOP OF ME. NOW, NOT ONLY AM I IN THE MIDDLE 2689 01:13:39,207 --> 01:13:41,918 WITH MY BIKE ON TOP OF ME. NOW, NOT ONLY AM I IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN STREET, TRAPPED 2690 01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:44,587 NOW, NOT ONLY AM I IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN STREET, TRAPPED UNDER MY OWN GODDAMN BIKE, THE 2691 01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:46,797 OF THE GODDAMN STREET, TRAPPED UNDER MY OWN GODDAMN BIKE, THE BUS HAS NOW PULLED UP RIGHT THE 2692 01:13:46,797 --> 01:13:48,966 UNDER MY OWN GODDAMN BIKE, THE BUS HAS NOW PULLED UP RIGHT THE FUCK HERE, SO NOW EVERYBODY IN 2693 01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:50,843 BUS HAS NOW PULLED UP RIGHT THE FUCK HERE, SO NOW EVERYBODY IN MY STAFF IS LOOKING AT ME, 2694 01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:52,762 FUCK HERE, SO NOW EVERYBODY IN MY STAFF IS LOOKING AT ME, TRAPPED UNDER MY OWN GODDAMN 2695 01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:53,429 MY STAFF IS LOOKING AT ME, TRAPPED UNDER MY OWN GODDAMN BIKE. 2696 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:55,390 TRAPPED UNDER MY OWN GODDAMN BIKE. AND MY BODYGUARD, WHO COULD HAVE 2697 01:13:55,390 --> 01:13:57,267 BIKE. AND MY BODYGUARD, WHO COULD HAVE EASILY PICKED THIS MOTHERFUCKER 2698 01:13:57,267 --> 01:13:59,227 AND MY BODYGUARD, WHO COULD HAVE EASILY PICKED THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP OFF OF ME IS TOO BUSY GETTING 2699 01:13:59,227 --> 01:14:01,562 EASILY PICKED THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP OFF OF ME IS TOO BUSY GETTING HIS SEVEN GODDAMN CHUCKLES UNDER 2700 01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:03,647 UP OFF OF ME IS TOO BUSY GETTING HIS SEVEN GODDAMN CHUCKLES UNDER HIS GODDAMN HELMET AND SHIT. 2701 01:14:03,647 --> 01:14:05,858 HIS SEVEN GODDAMN CHUCKLES UNDER HIS GODDAMN HELMET AND SHIT. AND NOT ONLY AM I CAUGHT UNDER 2702 01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:07,944 HIS GODDAMN HELMET AND SHIT. AND NOT ONLY AM I CAUGHT UNDER MY OWN FUCKING BIKE, MY LEFT 2703 01:14:07,944 --> 01:14:09,987 AND NOT ONLY AM I CAUGHT UNDER MY OWN FUCKING BIKE, MY LEFT HAND IS CAUGHT UP UNDER THE 2704 01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:10,988 MY OWN FUCKING BIKE, MY LEFT HAND IS CAUGHT UP UNDER THE HANDLEBARS. 2705 01:14:10,988 --> 01:14:12,489 HAND IS CAUGHT UP UNDER THE HANDLEBARS. SO, NOT ONLY AM I TRAPPED 2706 01:14:12,489 --> 01:14:14,325 HANDLEBARS. SO, NOT ONLY AM I TRAPPED UNDER MY OWN BIKE IN THE MIDDLE 2707 01:14:14,325 --> 01:14:15,910 SO, NOT ONLY AM I TRAPPED UNDER MY OWN BIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, I AM SLOWLY 2708 01:14:15,910 --> 01:14:17,661 UNDER MY OWN BIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, I AM SLOWLY SPINNING FOR NO GODDAMN REASON 2709 01:14:17,661 --> 01:14:21,916 OF THE STREET, I AM SLOWLY SPINNING FOR NO GODDAMN REASON AT ALL, JUST -- EEEEEE-EEEEEE! 2710 01:14:21,916 --> 01:14:25,169 SPINNING FOR NO GODDAMN REASON AT ALL, JUST -- EEEEEE-EEEEEE! EEEEEE-EEEEEE! 2711 01:14:25,169 --> 01:14:27,588 AT ALL, JUST -- EEEEEE-EEEEEE! EEEEEE-EEEEEE! EEEEEE! 2712 01:14:27,588 --> 01:14:30,133 EEEEEE-EEEEEE! EEEEEE! ( LAUGHTER ) 2713 01:14:38,266 --> 01:14:39,142 I GET UP. 2714 01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:41,311 I GET UP. ALL THIS SIDE IS ALL CRISPETY, 2715 01:14:41,311 --> 01:14:44,772 I GET UP. ALL THIS SIDE IS ALL CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON. 2716 01:14:44,772 --> 01:14:45,898 ALL THIS SIDE IS ALL CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON. I CAN'T EVEN GET NO 2717 01:14:45,898 --> 01:14:47,358 CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON. I CAN'T EVEN GET NO MOTHERFUCKING SYMPATHY FROM 2718 01:14:47,358 --> 01:14:49,068 I CAN'T EVEN GET NO MOTHERFUCKING SYMPATHY FROM NO-GODDAMN-BODY, 'CAUSE IT AIN'T 2719 01:14:49,068 --> 01:14:50,486 MOTHERFUCKING SYMPATHY FROM NO-GODDAMN-BODY, 'CAUSE IT AIN'T LIKE I GOT IN A MOTORCYCLE 2720 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:51,154 NO-GODDAMN-BODY, 'CAUSE IT AIN'T LIKE I GOT IN A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT. 2721 01:14:51,154 --> 01:14:52,863 LIKE I GOT IN A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT. ALL THE FUCK THAT HAPPENED IS MY 2722 01:14:52,863 --> 01:14:54,282 ACCIDENT. ALL THE FUCK THAT HAPPENED IS MY BIKE DRUG ME 5 FEET UP THE 2723 01:14:54,282 --> 01:14:56,492 ALL THE FUCK THAT HAPPENED IS MY BIKE DRUG ME 5 FEET UP THE GODDAMN HIGHWAY AND THEN SLOWLY 2724 01:14:56,492 --> 01:14:58,577 BIKE DRUG ME 5 FEET UP THE GODDAMN HIGHWAY AND THEN SLOWLY SPUN ME, ROTISSERIE-STYLE, IN 2725 01:14:58,577 --> 01:15:00,537 GODDAMN HIGHWAY AND THEN SLOWLY SPUN ME, ROTISSERIE-STYLE, IN FRONT OF MY GODDAMN FRIENDS. 2726 01:15:00,537 --> 01:15:06,336 SPUN ME, ROTISSERIE-STYLE, IN FRONT OF MY GODDAMN FRIENDS. ( LAUGHTER ) 2727 01:15:06,336 --> 01:15:07,337 FRONT OF MY GODDAMN FRIENDS. ( LAUGHTER ) I HAD TO DO WHAT ANY REAL 2728 01:15:07,337 --> 01:15:08,504 ( LAUGHTER ) I HAD TO DO WHAT ANY REAL MOTHERFUCKER WOULD DO IN THAT 2729 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:10,840 I HAD TO DO WHAT ANY REAL MOTHERFUCKER WOULD DO IN THAT SITUATION, JUST... 2730 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:13,176 MOTHERFUCKER WOULD DO IN THAT SITUATION, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) 2731 01:15:13,176 --> 01:15:14,969 SITUATION, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) I GOT BACK ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER 2732 01:15:14,969 --> 01:15:16,762 ( LAUGHTER ) I GOT BACK ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER AND MADE THEM FOLLOW ME FOR 500 2733 01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:18,597 I GOT BACK ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER AND MADE THEM FOLLOW ME FOR 500 MILES WHILE I DID 2 1/2 MILES AN 2734 01:15:18,597 --> 01:15:20,224 AND MADE THEM FOLLOW ME FOR 500 MILES WHILE I DID 2 1/2 MILES AN HOUR, CRYING, NIGGA, JUST -- 2735 01:15:20,224 --> 01:15:23,936 MILES WHILE I DID 2 1/2 MILES AN HOUR, CRYING, NIGGA, JUST -- EE-EEEEEE! 2736 01:15:23,936 --> 01:15:24,937 HOUR, CRYING, NIGGA, JUST -- EE-EEEEEE! Y'ALL BEEN ALL THAT. 2737 01:15:24,937 --> 01:15:26,022 EE-EEEEEE! Y'ALL BEEN ALL THAT. I BEEN KATT WILLIAMS. 2738 01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:27,148 Y'ALL BEEN ALL THAT. I BEEN KATT WILLIAMS. THANK YOU SO MUCH, D.C. 2739 01:15:27,148 --> 01:15:28,399 I BEEN KATT WILLIAMS. THANK YOU SO MUCH, D.C. I APPRECIATE IT. 2740 01:15:28,399 --> 01:15:32,528 THANK YOU SO MUCH, D.C. I APPRECIATE IT. ( RAP MUSIC PLAYS ) 297519

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