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>> OH, MAN, D.C.

>> OH, MAN, D.C. IS ALWAYS REMARKABLE.

>> OH, MAN, D.C. IS ALWAYS REMARKABLE. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU COME,

IS ALWAYS REMARKABLE. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU COME, HOW YOU COME,

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU COME, HOW YOU COME, D.C. IS ALWAYS BUSY.

LIFE IS SHORT, YOU BETTER

LIFE IS SHORT, YOU BETTER ENJOY IT WHILE YOU GOT IT.

LIFE IS SHORT, YOU BETTER ENJOY IT WHILE YOU GOT IT. STOP BEING UNGRATEFUL

ENJOY IT WHILE YOU GOT IT. STOP BEING UNGRATEFUL ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME.

STOP BEING UNGRATEFUL ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME. >> MONEY MIKE ON

ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME. >> MONEY MIKE ON "FRIDAY AFTER NEXT,"

>> MONEY MIKE ON "FRIDAY AFTER NEXT," "WILD 'N OUT,"

"FRIDAY AFTER NEXT," "WILD 'N OUT," "PIMP CHRONICLES,"

"WILD 'N OUT," "PIMP CHRONICLES," "AMERICAN HUSTLE,"

"PIMP CHRONICLES," "AMERICAN HUSTLE," "FIRST SUNDAY.

"AMERICAN HUSTLE," "FIRST SUNDAY. D.C., GET ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING

"FIRST SUNDAY. D.C., GET ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FEET AND GIVE IT UP TO

D.C., GET ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FEET AND GIVE IT UP TO KATT WILLIAMS!

FEET AND GIVE IT UP TO KATT WILLIAMS! ( RAP MUSIC PLAYS )

>> OKAY, GOD DAMN IT.

>> OKAY, GOD DAMN IT. WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS BITCH,

>> OKAY, GOD DAMN IT. WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS BITCH, D.C.,

WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS BITCH, D.C., SHIT.

D.C., SHIT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

SHIT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU, GOD DAMN IT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU, GOD DAMN IT. OH.

THANK YOU, GOD DAMN IT. OH. OH.

TO THE REST OF THE WORLD, THIS

TO THE REST OF THE WORLD, THIS IS WHAT D.C. LOOKS LIKE.

TO THE REST OF THE WORLD, THIS IS WHAT D.C. LOOKS LIKE. ( LAUGHTER )

IS WHAT D.C. LOOKS LIKE. ( LAUGHTER ) AND THAT'S WONDERFUL 'CAUSE IT'S

( LAUGHTER ) AND THAT'S WONDERFUL 'CAUSE IT'S BEAUTIFUL, AND Y'ALL REALLY DO

AND THAT'S WONDERFUL 'CAUSE IT'S BEAUTIFUL, AND Y'ALL REALLY DO HAVE SOME HISTORICAL, WONDERFUL

BEAUTIFUL, AND Y'ALL REALLY DO HAVE SOME HISTORICAL, WONDERFUL PLACES TO LOOK AT.

HAVE SOME HISTORICAL, WONDERFUL PLACES TO LOOK AT. WHAT YOU DON'T FIND OUT TILL

PLACES TO LOOK AT. WHAT YOU DON'T FIND OUT TILL YOU'RE ACTUALLY IN D.C..

WHAT YOU DON'T FIND OUT TILL YOU'RE ACTUALLY IN D.C.. ( LAUGHTER )

YOU'RE ACTUALLY IN D.C.. ( LAUGHTER ) ...IS THAT WHILE YOU LOOKING AT

( LAUGHTER ) ...IS THAT WHILE YOU LOOKING AT THIS, D.C. IS ACTUALLY BEHIND

...IS THAT WHILE YOU LOOKING AT THIS, D.C. IS ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU, AND D.C. LOOK LIKE THIS

THIS, D.C. IS ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU, AND D.C. LOOK LIKE THIS WHAT'S GOING ON, MY NIGGAS?

YOU, AND D.C. LOOK LIKE THIS WHAT'S GOING ON, MY NIGGAS? WHOO!

WHAT'S GOING ON, MY NIGGAS? WHOO! D.C. -- NOTHING FUCKING LIKE IT.

WHOO! D.C. -- NOTHING FUCKING LIKE IT. I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE.

D.C. -- NOTHING FUCKING LIKE IT. I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE BEEN

I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE BEEN WONDERFUL.

Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE BEEN WONDERFUL. BEFORE I GET STARTED, WHAT A

WONDERFUL. BEFORE I GET STARTED, WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING PLEASURE IT IS

BEFORE I GET STARTED, WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING PLEASURE IT IS WITH ALL THE HATING GOING ON IN

MOTHERFUCKING PLEASURE IT IS WITH ALL THE HATING GOING ON IN THE WORLD, TO BE SURROUNDED BY

WITH ALL THE HATING GOING ON IN THE WORLD, TO BE SURROUNDED BY THIS MANY REAL MOTHERFUCKERS A

THE WORLD, TO BE SURROUNDED BY THIS MANY REAL MOTHERFUCKERS A ONE GODDAMN TIME.

THIS MANY REAL MOTHERFUCKERS A ONE GODDAMN TIME. IT IS CERTAINLY A PLEASURE -

ONE GODDAMN TIME. IT IS CERTAINLY A PLEASURE - CERTAINLY A FUCKING PLEASURE

IT IS CERTAINLY A PLEASURE - CERTAINLY A FUCKING PLEASURE I GOT A -- THERE'S SO MUCH GOING

CERTAINLY A FUCKING PLEASURE I GOT A -- THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, AND I

I GOT A -- THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, AND I NEED TO SAY, THE REAL

ON IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, AND I NEED TO SAY, THE REAL MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE

NEED TO SAY, THE REAL MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE SELFISH

MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE SELFISH IN 2008.

TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE SELFISH IN 2008. YOU'RE NOT SELFISH ENOUGH.

IN 2008. YOU'RE NOT SELFISH ENOUGH. MOTHERFUCKERS GO ALL DAY TRYIN

YOU'RE NOT SELFISH ENOUGH. MOTHERFUCKERS GO ALL DAY TRYIN TO PLEASE OTHER PEOPLE AND SHIT,

MOTHERFUCKERS GO ALL DAY TRYIN TO PLEASE OTHER PEOPLE AND SHIT, AND YOU FORGETTING, YOU GOT TO

TO PLEASE OTHER PEOPLE AND SHIT, AND YOU FORGETTING, YOU GOT TO PLEASE YOUR STAR PLAYER -- THE

AND YOU FORGETTING, YOU GOT TO PLEASE YOUR STAR PLAYER -- THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT'S IN THE

PLEASE YOUR STAR PLAYER -- THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT'S IN THE MIRROR, LOOKING AT YOU EVERY

MOTHERFUCKER THAT'S IN THE MIRROR, LOOKING AT YOU EVERY GODDAMN DAY.

MIRROR, LOOKING AT YOU EVERY GODDAMN DAY. THAT NEED TO BE THE MOTHERFUCKER

GODDAMN DAY. THAT NEED TO BE THE MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT

THAT NEED TO BE THE MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT "NIGGA, HOW ARE YOU DOIN

YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT "NIGGA, HOW ARE YOU DOIN TODAY?

"NIGGA, HOW ARE YOU DOIN TODAY? NIGGA, FUCK WHAT THEY TALKIN'

TODAY? NIGGA, FUCK WHAT THEY TALKIN' ABOUT.

NIGGA, FUCK WHAT THEY TALKIN' ABOUT. SOME OF Y'ALL NIGGAS IS MEAN TO

ABOUT. SOME OF Y'ALL NIGGAS IS MEAN TO YOURSELVES, SAY TERRIBLE SHIT TO

SOME OF Y'ALL NIGGAS IS MEAN TO YOURSELVES, SAY TERRIBLE SHIT TO YOURSELF.

YOURSELVES, SAY TERRIBLE SHIT TO YOURSELF. I LIE TO ME EVERY MORNING IN THE

YOURSELF. I LIE TO ME EVERY MORNING IN THE MIRROR, JUST RIDICULOUS LIES, TO

I LIE TO ME EVERY MORNING IN THE MIRROR, JUST RIDICULOUS LIES, TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

MIRROR, JUST RIDICULOUS LIES, TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. JUST, "NIGGA, DID YOU CATCH

MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. JUST, "NIGGA, DID YOU CATCH GROWTH SPURT LAST NIGHT, NIGGA

JUST, "NIGGA, DID YOU CATCH GROWTH SPURT LAST NIGHT, NIGGA YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BE

GROWTH SPURT LAST NIGHT, NIGGA YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BE 5'5 1/2" TODAY, NIGGA.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BE 5'5 1/2" TODAY, NIGGA. THIS IS A TALL DAY FOR YOU.

5'5 1/2" TODAY, NIGGA. THIS IS A TALL DAY FOR YOU. YOU BETTER SAY SOME SHIT IN 2008

THIS IS A TALL DAY FOR YOU. YOU BETTER SAY SOME SHIT IN 2008 TO MOTIVATE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING

YOU BETTER SAY SOME SHIT IN 2008 TO MOTIVATE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SELF 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE A REAL

TO MOTIVATE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SELF 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER, THEY HATE YOU WITH

SELF 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER, THEY HATE YOU WITH EVERY FUCKING THING THEY GOT.

MOTHERFUCKER, THEY HATE YOU WITH EVERY FUCKING THING THEY GOT. THEY CAN'T STAND IT.

EVERY FUCKING THING THEY GOT. THEY CAN'T STAND IT. THEY HATE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE,

THEY CAN'T STAND IT. THEY HATE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, WHAT YOU'RE WEARING, WHAT YOU'RE

THEY HATE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, WHAT YOU'RE WEARING, WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING, WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT

WHAT YOU'RE WEARING, WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING, WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT

DRIVING, WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THEY FUCKING HATE IT, AND YOU

WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THEY FUCKING HATE IT, AND YOU GONNA HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT'

THEY FUCKING HATE IT, AND YOU GONNA HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT' THE WAY IT IS.

GONNA HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT' THE WAY IT IS. HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT A

THE WAY IT IS. HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT A MOTHERFUCKER LOOKING AT YOU WITH

HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT A MOTHERFUCKER LOOKING AT YOU WITH "I JUST CAUGHT THE STOMACH

MOTHERFUCKER LOOKING AT YOU WITH "I JUST CAUGHT THE STOMACH VIRUS" FACE?

"I JUST CAUGHT THE STOMACH VIRUS" FACE? YOU EVER JUST OUT OF YOU

VIRUS" FACE? YOU EVER JUST OUT OF YOU PERIPHERAL JUST CAUGHT A

YOU EVER JUST OUT OF YOU PERIPHERAL JUST CAUGHT A MOTHERFUCKER JUST...

LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU REALLY

LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU REALLY FUCK WITH THEM --

LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU REALLY FUCK WITH THEM -- THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IS SUPPOSED

FUCK WITH THEM -- THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. YOU GOT TO REMEMBER TO LAUGH IN

TO HAPPEN. YOU GOT TO REMEMBER TO LAUGH IN 2008.

YOU GOT TO REMEMBER TO LAUGH IN 2008. YOU AIN'T GOT TO WAIT FOR

2008. YOU AIN'T GOT TO WAIT FOR A JOKE,

YOU AIN'T GOT TO WAIT FOR A JOKE, THE HATER IS THE GODDAMN JOKE.

A JOKE, THE HATER IS THE GODDAMN JOKE. SOON AS YOU SEE THAT

THE HATER IS THE GODDAMN JOKE. SOON AS YOU SEE THAT MOTHERFUCKER, YOU SUPPOSED TO

SOON AS YOU SEE THAT MOTHERFUCKER, YOU SUPPOSED TO LAUGH IMMEDIATELY, JUST...

MOTHERFUCKER, YOU SUPPOSED TO LAUGH IMMEDIATELY, JUST... ( LAUGHS )

LAUGH IMMEDIATELY, JUST... ( LAUGHS ) I KNOW WHY YOU MAD, NIGGA.

( LAUGHS ) I KNOW WHY YOU MAD, NIGGA. I KNOW WHY YOU MAD.

I KNOW WHY YOU MAD, NIGGA. I KNOW WHY YOU MAD. ♪ IT MIGHT BE BUGS ♪

I KNOW WHY YOU MAD. ♪ IT MIGHT BE BUGS ♪ ♪ ON THE REST OF YOU MUGS ♪

♪ IT MIGHT BE BUGS ♪ ♪ ON THE REST OF YOU MUGS ♪ ♪ BUT IT AIN'T NO BUGS ON ME ♪

♪ ON THE REST OF YOU MUGS ♪ ♪ BUT IT AIN'T NO BUGS ON ME ♪ AH.

♪ BUT IT AIN'T NO BUGS ON ME ♪ AH. I KNOW WHY YOU'RE MAD, NIGGA

AH. I KNOW WHY YOU'RE MAD, NIGGA YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE HAPPY AND

I KNOW WHY YOU'RE MAD, NIGGA YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE HAPPY AND BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR PLAYER

YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE HAPPY AND BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR PLAYER 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS IS ON

BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR PLAYER 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS IS ON SOME BULLSHIT.

'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS IS ON SOME BULLSHIT. IF YOU WATCH TV, ALL THEY WANT

SOME BULLSHIT. IF YOU WATCH TV, ALL THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS THE ELECTION.

IF YOU WATCH TV, ALL THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS THE ELECTION. THE ELECTION -- IT'S TIME FOR

TO TALK ABOUT IS THE ELECTION. THE ELECTION -- IT'S TIME FOR NEW PRESIDENT.

THE ELECTION -- IT'S TIME FOR NEW PRESIDENT. I THINK, FIRST, WE NEED TO

NEW PRESIDENT. I THINK, FIRST, WE NEED TO CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT BUSH

I THINK, FIRST, WE NEED TO CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT BUSH AIN'T GONNA BE PRESIDENT NO

CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT BUSH AIN'T GONNA BE PRESIDENT NO GODDAMN MORE FIRST -- FIRST.

AIN'T GONNA BE PRESIDENT NO GODDAMN MORE FIRST -- FIRST. THIS MOTHERFUCKER, I DON'T

GODDAMN MORE FIRST -- FIRST. THIS MOTHERFUCKER, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB

UNDERSTAND. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB AND FUCK UP EV-ER-Y-THING?

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB AND FUCK UP EV-ER-Y-THING? EV-ER-Y-THING?

AND FUCK UP EV-ER-Y-THING? EV-ER-Y-THING? EV-ER-Y-THING.

EV-ER-Y-THING? EV-ER-Y-THING. THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS FUCKED UP

EV-ER-Y-THING. THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS FUCKED UP EV-ER-Y-THING.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS FUCKED UP EV-ER-Y-THING. GAS, WATER, AIR --

EV-ER-Y-THING. GAS, WATER, AIR -- EV-ER-Y-THING.

GAS, WATER, AIR -- EV-ER-Y-THING. AND HE'S NOT JUST STUPID

EV-ER-Y-THING. AND HE'S NOT JUST STUPID BUSH DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK.

AND HE'S NOT JUST STUPID BUSH DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK. HE WON'T EVEN TRY.

BUSH DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK. HE WON'T EVEN TRY. AT LEAST IF YOU STUPID, YOU

HE WON'T EVEN TRY. AT LEAST IF YOU STUPID, YOU SHOULD TRY

AT LEAST IF YOU STUPID, YOU SHOULD TRY HE DON'T EVEN TRY.

SHOULD TRY HE DON'T EVEN TRY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE GO TO

HE DON'T EVEN TRY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE GO TO THE PRESS CONFERENCE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE GO TO THE PRESS CONFERENCE. HE DON'T EVEN BE TALKING ABOUT

THE PRESS CONFERENCE. HE DON'T EVEN BE TALKING ABOUT SHIT THEY EVEN BE TALKING ABOUT.

HE DON'T EVEN BE TALKING ABOUT SHIT THEY EVEN BE TALKING ABOUT. THEY JUST, "WHAT DO YOU THINK

SHIT THEY EVEN BE TALKING ABOUT. THEY JUST, "WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PROBLEM IN DARFUR?

THEY JUST, "WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PROBLEM IN DARFUR? ( Imitates George Bush ) "YOU

ABOUT THE PROBLEM IN DARFUR? ( Imitates George Bush ) "YOU GET ON THAT HORSE, YOU GOT TO

( Imitates George Bush ) "YOU GET ON THAT HORSE, YOU GOT TO RIDE IT.

( Normal voice ) WHO THE FUCK

( Normal voice ) WHO THE FUCK ASKED HIM ABOUT A GODDAMN HORSE?

( Normal voice ) WHO THE FUCK ASKED HIM ABOUT A GODDAMN HORSE? THEN HE WALK OFF LIKE HE DONE

ASKED HIM ABOUT A GODDAMN HORSE? THEN HE WALK OFF LIKE HE DONE REALLY SAID SOME SHIT.

THEN HE WALK OFF LIKE HE DONE REALLY SAID SOME SHIT. ( LAUGHTER )

REALLY SAID SOME SHIT. ( LAUGHTER ) THIS MOTHERFUCKER DON'T GIVE A

( LAUGHTER ) THIS MOTHERFUCKER DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER DON'T GIVE A SHIT. BUSH DONE LED THIS COUNTRY LOST

SHIT. BUSH DONE LED THIS COUNTRY LOST FOR EIGHT GODDAMN YEARS.

BUSH DONE LED THIS COUNTRY LOST FOR EIGHT GODDAMN YEARS. FOR EIGHT FUCKING YEARS, WE'VE

FOR EIGHT GODDAMN YEARS. FOR EIGHT FUCKING YEARS, WE'VE BEEN NOT FINDING THE SAME ONE

FOR EIGHT FUCKING YEARS, WE'VE BEEN NOT FINDING THE SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER WE WAS LOOKING FOR

BEEN NOT FINDING THE SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER WE WAS LOOKING FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE.

MOTHERFUCKER WE WAS LOOKING FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE. THE SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER -- NOT

IN THE FIRST PLACE. THE SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER -- NOT A GANG, NOT A GROUP, NOT A

THE SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER -- NOT A GANG, NOT A GROUP, NOT A COUNTRY.

A GANG, NOT A GROUP, NOT A COUNTRY. THE SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER -- THE

COUNTRY. THE SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER -- THE TALL ONE WITH THE BEARD AND THE

THE SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER -- THE TALL ONE WITH THE BEARD AND THE ROBES AND THE KIDNEY PROBLEM AND

TALL ONE WITH THE BEARD AND THE ROBES AND THE KIDNEY PROBLEM AND THE DIALYSIS MACHINE, LIVED IN A

ROBES AND THE KIDNEY PROBLEM AND THE DIALYSIS MACHINE, LIVED IN A CAVE, DOING THE VIDEO RIGHT NOW.

THE DIALYSIS MACHINE, LIVED IN A CAVE, DOING THE VIDEO RIGHT NOW. WE STILL AIN'T FOUND THAT SAME

CAVE, DOING THE VIDEO RIGHT NOW. WE STILL AIN'T FOUND THAT SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER, BUT THEY KNOW

WE STILL AIN'T FOUND THAT SAME ONE MOTHERFUCKER, BUT THEY KNOW EVERYTHING T.I. DID AT THE

ONE MOTHERFUCKER, BUT THEY KNOW EVERYTHING T.I. DID AT THE HIP-HOP AWARDS.

EVERYTHING T.I. DID AT THE HIP-HOP AWARDS. THEY GOT THAT SHIT DOWN IN

HIP-HOP AWARDS. THEY GOT THAT SHIT DOWN IN 5-MINUTE INCREMENTS, JUST

THEY GOT THAT SHIT DOWN IN 5-MINUTE INCREMENTS, JUST 9:00, 9:05, 9:010, 9:15, 9..

5-MINUTE INCREMENTS, JUST 9:00, 9:05, 9:010, 9:15, 9.. DON'T KNOW WHY THAT SAYS 9:010

9:00, 9:05, 9:010, 9:15, 9.. DON'T KNOW WHY THAT SAYS 9:010 SOME OF YOU NIGGAS COULDN'T

DON'T KNOW WHY THAT SAYS 9:010 SOME OF YOU NIGGAS COULDN'T WAIT

SOME OF YOU NIGGAS COULDN'T WAIT "THAT DUMBASS NIGGA SAID 9:010

WAIT "THAT DUMBASS NIGGA SAID 9:010 ( LAUGHTER )

"THAT DUMBASS NIGGA SAID 9:010 ( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL TIME THAT

( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL TIME THAT NIGGA'S SAYING.

THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL TIME THAT NIGGA'S SAYING. BUSH IS A MOTHERFUCKING ASS.

NIGGA'S SAYING. BUSH IS A MOTHERFUCKING ASS. HE DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

BUSH IS A MOTHERFUCKING ASS. HE DON'T GIVE A SHIT. EVERY TIME YOU SEE OUR SOLDIERS,

HE DON'T GIVE A SHIT. EVERY TIME YOU SEE OUR SOLDIERS, THEY TIRED AS SHIT FROM MARCHING

EVERY TIME YOU SEE OUR SOLDIERS, THEY TIRED AS SHIT FROM MARCHING IN THE WRONG GODDAMN DIRECTION.

THEY TIRED AS SHIT FROM MARCHING IN THE WRONG GODDAMN DIRECTION. EVERY TIME YOU SEE THEM, JUST...

IN THE WRONG GODDAMN DIRECTION. EVERY TIME YOU SEE THEM, JUST... "Y'ALL GOING THE WRONG WAY."

EVERY TIME YOU SEE THEM, JUST... "Y'ALL GOING THE WRONG WAY." "WE KNOW."

"Y'ALL GOING THE WRONG WAY." "WE KNOW." WELL, NO SHIT.

"WE KNOW." WELL, NO SHIT. TWO WEEKS AGO ON CNN, THEY SAID

WELL, NO SHIT. TWO WEEKS AGO ON CNN, THEY SAID PAKISTAN IS TERROR CENTRAL.

TWO WEEKS AGO ON CNN, THEY SAID PAKISTAN IS TERROR CENTRAL. PAKISTAN?

PAKISTAN IS TERROR CENTRAL. PAKISTAN? THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FUCK YOU

PAKISTAN? THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SAID -- PAKISTAN

THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SAID -- PAKISTAN YOU SAID AFGHANISTAN

MOTHERFUCKERS SAID -- PAKISTAN YOU SAID AFGHANISTAN THEN YOU SAID IRAN, THEN IRAQ,

YOU SAID AFGHANISTAN THEN YOU SAID IRAN, THEN IRAQ, THEN SYRIA, THEN BAGHDAD

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE NO IDEA

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TERROR IS, DO YOU?

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TERROR IS, DO YOU? AND WHY THE FUCK IS WE CHASING

WHERE TERROR IS, DO YOU? AND WHY THE FUCK IS WE CHASING TERROR IF TERROR CAN'T EVEN KEEP

AND WHY THE FUCK IS WE CHASING TERROR IF TERROR CAN'T EVEN KEEP A HOME ADDRESS?

TERROR IF TERROR CAN'T EVEN KEEP A HOME ADDRESS? MAYBE TERROR AIN'T DOING WELL

A HOME ADDRESS? MAYBE TERROR AIN'T DOING WELL RIGHT NOW.

MAYBE TERROR AIN'T DOING WELL RIGHT NOW. WELL, BUSH DON'T GIVE A FUCK

RIGHT NOW. WELL, BUSH DON'T GIVE A FUCK HE DON'T GIVE A FUCK

WELL, BUSH DON'T GIVE A FUCK HE DON'T GIVE A FUCK AND WHITE PEOPLE, Y'ALL ARE TOO

HE DON'T GIVE A FUCK AND WHITE PEOPLE, Y'ALL ARE TOO NICE

AND WHITE PEOPLE, Y'ALL ARE TOO NICE JUST LET A MOTHERFUCKER FUCK UP

NICE JUST LET A MOTHERFUCKER FUCK UP THE GREATEST COUNTRY FOR EIGHT

JUST LET A MOTHERFUCKER FUCK UP THE GREATEST COUNTRY FOR EIGHT YEARS IN A FUCKING ROW

THE GREATEST COUNTRY FOR EIGHT YEARS IN A FUCKING ROW WHITE PEOPLE, YOU'LL JUST LET

YEARS IN A FUCKING ROW WHITE PEOPLE, YOU'LL JUST LET THE DRIVER OF THE CAR BE LOST

WHITE PEOPLE, YOU'LL JUST LET THE DRIVER OF THE CAR BE LOST FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES,

THE DRIVER OF THE CAR BE LOST FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES, AND THEY WON'T EVEN SAY

FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES, AND THEY WON'T EVEN SAY NOTHING -- JUST SIT IN THE

AND THEY WON'T EVEN SAY NOTHING -- JUST SIT IN THE BACKSEAT AND TALK SHIT QUIETLY

NOTHING -- JUST SIT IN THE BACKSEAT AND TALK SHIT QUIETLY TO EACH OTHER AND SHIT.

BACKSEAT AND TALK SHIT QUIETLY TO EACH OTHER AND SHIT. ( LAUGHTER )

"I DON'T THINK THEY EVEN KNOW

"I DON'T THINK THEY EVEN KNOW WHERE THEY'RE GOING.

"I DON'T THINK THEY EVEN KNOW WHERE THEY'RE GOING. "NO, 'CAUSE WE PASSED THAT THREE

WHERE THEY'RE GOING. "NO, 'CAUSE WE PASSED THAT THREE TIMES.

"NO, 'CAUSE WE PASSED THAT THREE TIMES. REMEMBER?

TIMES. REMEMBER? I TOOK A PICTURE WITH MY

REMEMBER? I TOOK A PICTURE WITH MY CAMERAPHONE.

I TOOK A PICTURE WITH MY CAMERAPHONE. YOU DO REMEMBER."

CAMERAPHONE. YOU DO REMEMBER." AS NIGGAS, WE AIN'T GOT NO

YOU DO REMEMBER." AS NIGGAS, WE AIN'T GOT NO PATIENCE.

AS NIGGAS, WE AIN'T GOT NO PATIENCE. YOU CAN'T EVEN BE THE LOST

PATIENCE. YOU CAN'T EVEN BE THE LOST DRIVER OF NIGGAS 'CAUSE WE AIN'T

YOU CAN'T EVEN BE THE LOST DRIVER OF NIGGAS 'CAUSE WE AIN'T GOT ENOUGH PATIENCE.

DRIVER OF NIGGAS 'CAUSE WE AIN'T GOT ENOUGH PATIENCE. SOON AS YOUR ASS MAKE TWO

GOT ENOUGH PATIENCE. SOON AS YOUR ASS MAKE TWO SUSPECT LEFTS, YOUR ASS IS NO

SOON AS YOUR ASS MAKE TWO SUSPECT LEFTS, YOUR ASS IS NO LONGER THE GODDAMN DRIVER.

SUSPECT LEFTS, YOUR ASS IS NO LONGER THE GODDAMN DRIVER. NIGGAS AIN'T GOT NO PATIENCE

LONGER THE GODDAMN DRIVER. NIGGAS AIN'T GOT NO PATIENCE IF ONE NIGGA IN THE BACK GO...

NIGGAS AIN'T GOT NO PATIENCE IF ONE NIGGA IN THE BACK GO... "HEY, YOU GOT TO PULL THIS

IF ONE NIGGA IN THE BACK GO... "HEY, YOU GOT TO PULL THIS MOTHERFUCKER OVER, NIGGA

"HEY, YOU GOT TO PULL THIS MOTHERFUCKER OVER, NIGGA YOU CAN'T BE THE DRIVER IF YOU

MOTHERFUCKER OVER, NIGGA YOU CAN'T BE THE DRIVER IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU

YOU CAN'T BE THE DRIVER IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU GOING.

DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU GOING. WE GOT WARRANTS BACK HERE,

GOING. WE GOT WARRANTS BACK HERE, NIGGA.

WE GOT WARRANTS BACK HERE, NIGGA. WE CAN'T BE LOST, JUST LOOKING

NIGGA. WE CAN'T BE LOST, JUST LOOKING AROUND, JUST..."

WE CAN'T BE LOST, JUST LOOKING AROUND, JUST..." BUSH IS A MOTHERFUCKING ASS.

AROUND, JUST..." BUSH IS A MOTHERFUCKING ASS. HE DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

BUSH IS A MOTHERFUCKING ASS. HE DON'T GIVE A SHIT. HE THINK HE CAN JUST GO OVER

HE DON'T GIVE A SHIT. HE THINK HE CAN JUST GO OVER THERE AND FUCK WITH ALL THE

HE THINK HE CAN JUST GO OVER THERE AND FUCK WITH ALL THE COUNTRIES THAT GOT BROWN PEOPLE

THERE AND FUCK WITH ALL THE COUNTRIES THAT GOT BROWN PEOPLE IN IT, THEN COME BACK OVER HERE

COUNTRIES THAT GOT BROWN PEOPLE IN IT, THEN COME BACK OVER HERE TO AMERICA LIKE EVERYTHING'S

IN IT, THEN COME BACK OVER HERE TO AMERICA LIKE EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY.

TO AMERICA LIKE EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY. EVERYTHING AIN'T GONNA BE OKAY

GONNA BE OKAY. EVERYTHING AIN'T GONNA BE OKAY YOU CAN ASK A NIGGA.

EVERYTHING AIN'T GONNA BE OKAY YOU CAN ASK A NIGGA. YOU CAN GO IN THE CLUB AND SAY

YOU CAN ASK A NIGGA. YOU CAN GO IN THE CLUB AND SAY "FUCK EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB,

YOU CAN GO IN THE CLUB AND SAY "FUCK EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB, BUT YOU CANNOT THEN WALK BACK TO

"FUCK EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB, BUT YOU CANNOT THEN WALK BACK TO YOUR CAR.

BUT YOU CANNOT THEN WALK BACK TO YOUR CAR. I KEEP TRYING TO TELL YOU.

YOUR CAR. I KEEP TRYING TO TELL YOU. GO AHEAD

I KEEP TRYING TO TELL YOU. GO AHEAD TRY IT. TRY IT.

GO AHEAD TRY IT. TRY IT. "FUCK EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB."

TRY IT. TRY IT. "FUCK EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB." NOW GO BACK TO YOUR CAR.

"FUCK EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB." NOW GO BACK TO YOUR CAR. WAIT FOR IT.

NOW GO BACK TO YOUR CAR. WAIT FOR IT. FUCKER, I WAS TRYING TO TELL

WAIT FOR IT. FUCKER, I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU.

FUCKER, I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU. ( LAUGHTER )

YOU. ( LAUGHTER ) AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR A NEW

( LAUGHTER ) AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR A NEW PRESIDENT, AND ALL THEY WANT US

AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR A NEW PRESIDENT, AND ALL THEY WANT US TO DO IS PICK A NEW PRESIDENT.

PRESIDENT, AND ALL THEY WANT US TO DO IS PICK A NEW PRESIDENT. I FEEL, LIKE, DIDN'T WE JUST GET

TO DO IS PICK A NEW PRESIDENT. I FEEL, LIKE, DIDN'T WE JUST GET OUT OF A FUCKED-UP RELATIONSHIP?

I FEEL, LIKE, DIDN'T WE JUST GET OUT OF A FUCKED-UP RELATIONSHIP? MAYBE WE DON'T NEED A PRESIDENT

OUT OF A FUCKED-UP RELATIONSHIP? MAYBE WE DON'T NEED A PRESIDENT RIGHT NOW.

MAYBE WE DON'T NEED A PRESIDENT RIGHT NOW. CAN WE BE SINGLE AS A COUNTRY

RIGHT NOW. CAN WE BE SINGLE AS A COUNTRY FOR AWHILE AND MAYBE DATE A

CAN WE BE SINGLE AS A COUNTRY FOR AWHILE AND MAYBE DATE A PRESIDENT, SEE HOW THAT WORK OUT

FOR AWHILE AND MAYBE DATE A PRESIDENT, SEE HOW THAT WORK OUT FOR A COUPLE MONTHS?

PRESIDENT, SEE HOW THAT WORK OUT FOR A COUPLE MONTHS? THIS SHIT IS BULLSHIT.

FOR A COUPLE MONTHS? THIS SHIT IS BULLSHIT. I BEEN CONFUSED.

THIS SHIT IS BULLSHIT. I BEEN CONFUSED. THE WHOLE GODDAMN ELECTION,

I BEEN CONFUSED. THE WHOLE GODDAMN ELECTION, BEEN CONFUSED 'CAUSE EVERYBODY'S

THE WHOLE GODDAMN ELECTION, BEEN CONFUSED 'CAUSE EVERYBODY'S COMMERCIALS SOUND GOOD AT 2:30

BEEN CONFUSED 'CAUSE EVERYBODY'S COMMERCIALS SOUND GOOD AT 2:30 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING, AND YOU

COMMERCIALS SOUND GOOD AT 2:30 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING, AND YOU DONE HAD A ROUGH DAY AND SHIT.

IN THE GODDAMN MORNING, AND YOU DONE HAD A ROUGH DAY AND SHIT. THEY JUST, "DO YOU CARE ABOUT

DONE HAD A ROUGH DAY AND SHIT. THEY JUST, "DO YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?

YES, I DO.

YES, I DO. "IS HEALTHCARE IMPORTANT TO

YES, I DO. "IS HEALTHCARE IMPORTANT TO YOU?

"IS HEALTHCARE IMPORTANT TO YOU? WELL, YES, IT IS.

YOU? WELL, YES, IT IS. NO, NIGGA, THIS MOTHERFUCKER

WELL, YES, IT IS. NO, NIGGA, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KNOW ME PERSONALLY

NO, NIGGA, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KNOW ME PERSONALLY THIS AIN'T NO REGULAR CAMPAIGN

KNOW ME PERSONALLY THIS AIN'T NO REGULAR CAMPAIGN THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S IN MY FAMILY

THIS AIN'T NO REGULAR CAMPAIGN THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S IN MY FAMILY LIFE.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S IN MY FAMILY LIFE. I'VE BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE

LIFE. I'VE BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE GODDAMN ELECTION.

I'VE BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE GODDAMN ELECTION. BEFORE BARACK CAME ALONG, I WAS

GODDAMN ELECTION. BEFORE BARACK CAME ALONG, I WAS EXCITED ABOUT HILLARY.

BEFORE BARACK CAME ALONG, I WAS EXCITED ABOUT HILLARY. I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A GOOD

EXCITED ABOUT HILLARY. I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A GOOD THING FOR US TO HAVE A WOMAN I

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A GOOD THING FOR US TO HAVE A WOMAN I THE OFFICE.

THING FOR US TO HAVE A WOMAN I THE OFFICE. I FELT LIKE AT LEAST IF WE HAD A

THE OFFICE. I FELT LIKE AT LEAST IF WE HAD A WOMAN PRESIDENT, WE WOULDN'T

I FELT LIKE AT LEAST IF WE HAD A WOMAN PRESIDENT, WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT OTHER

WOMAN PRESIDENT, WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT OTHER COUNTRIES WAS DOING BECAUSE THE

HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT OTHER COUNTRIES WAS DOING BECAUSE THE BITCH GONNA BE ON ESPIONAGE ON

COUNTRIES WAS DOING BECAUSE THE BITCH GONNA BE ON ESPIONAGE ON DAY ONE.

BITCH GONNA BE ON ESPIONAGE ON DAY ONE. THAT'S GONNA BE HER FIRST SHIT

DAY ONE. THAT'S GONNA BE HER FIRST SHIT "YOU KNOW I GOT CHINA'S

THAT'S GONNA BE HER FIRST SHIT "YOU KNOW I GOT CHINA'S VOICEMAIL MESSAGES TODAY, RIGHT?

"YOU KNOW I GOT CHINA'S VOICEMAIL MESSAGES TODAY, RIGHT? I'M GONNA GET THE MySPACE

VOICEMAIL MESSAGES TODAY, RIGHT? I'M GONNA GET THE MySPACE PASSWORD BY 10:30.

I'M GONNA GET THE MySPACE PASSWORD BY 10:30. GIVE ME A SECOND, BITCH.

PASSWORD BY 10:30. GIVE ME A SECOND, BITCH. THIS IS MY FIRST DAY."

GIVE ME A SECOND, BITCH. THIS IS MY FIRST DAY." BUT THEN HILLARY CAME AN

THIS IS MY FIRST DAY." BUT THEN HILLARY CAME AN STARTED ACTING COCKY FOR NO

BUT THEN HILLARY CAME AN STARTED ACTING COCKY FOR NO GODDAMN REASON LIKE SHE

STARTED ACTING COCKY FOR NO GODDAMN REASON LIKE SHE SHOULD'VE BEEN PRESIDENT

GODDAMN REASON LIKE SHE SHOULD'VE BEEN PRESIDENT AL-GODDAMN-READY, LIKE, "YOU

SHOULD'VE BEEN PRESIDENT AL-GODDAMN-READY, LIKE, "YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO GOOGLE ME.

AL-GODDAMN-READY, LIKE, "YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO GOOGLE ME. I'VE BEEN RUNNING COUNTRIES

MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO GOOGLE ME. I'VE BEEN RUNNING COUNTRIES BEFORE THIS.

I'VE BEEN RUNNING COUNTRIES BEFORE THIS. SHE CAN'T STAND BARACK'S

BEFORE THIS. SHE CAN'T STAND BARACK'S GOOD-TALKING ASS

SHE CAN'T STAND BARACK'S GOOD-TALKING ASS EVERY TIME THAT NIGGA SAY

GOOD-TALKING ASS EVERY TIME THAT NIGGA SAY SOMETHING CLEVER, SHE JUST..

EVERY TIME THAT NIGGA SAY SOMETHING CLEVER, SHE JUST.. ( LAUGHTER )

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HILLARY WAS

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HILLARY WAS THINKING, AND SHE THOUGHT SHE

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HILLARY WAS THINKING, AND SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST GONNA INHERIT THE

THINKING, AND SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST GONNA INHERIT THE MINORITY VOTE.

WAS JUST GONNA INHERIT THE MINORITY VOTE. LIKE, SHE WAS JUST GONNA GET THE

MINORITY VOTE. LIKE, SHE WAS JUST GONNA GET THE NIGGA VOTE OFF TOP.

LIKE, SHE WAS JUST GONNA GET THE NIGGA VOTE OFF TOP. WAIT A MINUTE, BITCH

NIGGA VOTE OFF TOP. WAIT A MINUTE, BITCH WE DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE THAT.

WAIT A MINUTE, BITCH WE DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE THAT. NO.

WE DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE THAT. NO. NO, BITCH.

NO. NO, BITCH. WE LIKED YOUR HUSBAND.

NO, BITCH. WE LIKED YOUR HUSBAND. WE LIKED YOUR HUSBAND.

WE LIKED YOUR HUSBAND. WE LIKED YOUR HUSBAND. THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING.

WE LIKED YOUR HUSBAND. THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING. YOU WASN'T EVEN ON THE

THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING. YOU WASN'T EVEN ON THE INVITATION.

YOU WASN'T EVEN ON THE INVITATION. IT SAID "BILL CLINTON PLUS ONE."

INVITATION. IT SAID "BILL CLINTON PLUS ONE." WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS GONNA

IT SAID "BILL CLINTON PLUS ONE." WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS GONNA BRING.

WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS GONNA BRING. I WAS VOTING FOR MONICA FOR NO

BRING. I WAS VOTING FOR MONICA FOR NO GODDAMN REASON.

I WAS VOTING FOR MONICA FOR NO GODDAMN REASON. I THOUGHT SHE WAS COMING BACK.

GODDAMN REASON. I THOUGHT SHE WAS COMING BACK. I'M JUST SAYING.

I THOUGHT SHE WAS COMING BACK. I'M JUST SAYING. YOU CAN'T THINK NIGGAS FORGET.

I'M JUST SAYING. YOU CAN'T THINK NIGGAS FORGET. NIGGAS DON'T FORGET.

YOU CAN'T THINK NIGGAS FORGET. NIGGAS DON'T FORGET. LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU WASN'T

NIGGAS DON'T FORGET. LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU WASN'T HANDLING THE PRESIDENTIAL PENIS

LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU WASN'T HANDLING THE PRESIDENTIAL PENIS CORRECTLY, SO I'M TRYING TO

HANDLING THE PRESIDENTIAL PENIS CORRECTLY, SO I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A

CORRECTLY, SO I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A DICK, BITCH, HOW ARE YOU GONNA

FIGURE OUT IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A DICK, BITCH, HOW ARE YOU GONNA HANDLE THE WORLD?

DICK, BITCH, HOW ARE YOU GONNA HANDLE THE WORLD? THAT'S A BIG PLACE

HANDLE THE WORLD? THAT'S A BIG PLACE I'M JUST SAYING.

THAT'S A BIG PLACE I'M JUST SAYING. FUCK THAT.

I'M JUST SAYING. FUCK THAT. THAT WAS YOUR MAIN MISSILE TO

FUCK THAT. THAT WAS YOUR MAIN MISSILE TO LOOK AFTER

THAT WAS YOUR MAIN MISSILE TO LOOK AFTER THAT WAS AIR FORCE ONE YOU LET

LOOK AFTER THAT WAS AIR FORCE ONE YOU LET FLY THE FUCK OFF.

THAT WAS AIR FORCE ONE YOU LET FLY THE FUCK OFF. HOW THE FUCK..

FLY THE FUCK OFF. HOW THE FUCK.. I BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE

HOW THE FUCK.. I BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE GODDAMN ELECTION.

I BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE GODDAMN ELECTION. WHEN IT COMES TO BARACK, WHITE

GODDAMN ELECTION. WHEN IT COMES TO BARACK, WHITE PEOPLE, I KNOW IT'S NOT FAIR,

WHEN IT COMES TO BARACK, WHITE PEOPLE, I KNOW IT'S NOT FAIR, BUT Y'ALL YOU NEED TO JUST GIVE

PEOPLE, I KNOW IT'S NOT FAIR, BUT Y'ALL YOU NEED TO JUST GIVE US A MINUTE JUST TO BE PROUD FOR

BUT Y'ALL YOU NEED TO JUST GIVE US A MINUTE JUST TO BE PROUD FOR A GODDAMN SECOND

US A MINUTE JUST TO BE PROUD FOR A GODDAMN SECOND CAN WE JUST BE PROUD?

A GODDAMN SECOND CAN WE JUST BE PROUD? SHIT.

CAN WE JUST BE PROUD? SHIT. THIS IS HISTORY.

SHIT. THIS IS HISTORY. YOU SELFISH MOTHERFUCKERS.

THIS IS HISTORY. YOU SELFISH MOTHERFUCKERS. WHITE PEOPLE, AIN'T Y'ALL HAD

YOU SELFISH MOTHERFUCKERS. WHITE PEOPLE, AIN'T Y'ALL HAD ALL THE GODDAMN PRESIDENTS?

WHITE PEOPLE, AIN'T Y'ALL HAD ALL THE GODDAMN PRESIDENTS? GO TO THE LIBRARY AND GET THE

ALL THE GODDAMN PRESIDENTS? GO TO THE LIBRARY AND GET THE PRESIDENT BOOK -- WHITE, WHITE

GO TO THE LIBRARY AND GET THE PRESIDENT BOOK -- WHITE, WHITE WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE

PRESIDENT BOOK -- WHITE, WHITE WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE

WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE WHITE.

WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE WHITE. GIVE ME THE VICE PRESIDENTS.

WHITE. GIVE ME THE VICE PRESIDENTS. WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE

GIVE ME THE VICE PRESIDENTS. WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE WHITE, WHITE.

WHITE, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE WHITE, WHITE. NIGGAS AIN'T NEVER EVEN HAD

WHITE, WHITE. NIGGAS AIN'T NEVER EVEN HAD CHANCE.

NIGGAS AIN'T NEVER EVEN HAD CHANCE. SOME NIGGAS STILL DON'T BELIEVE

CHANCE. SOME NIGGAS STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT, JUST, "NIGGA, I THINK I SAW

SOME NIGGAS STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT, JUST, "NIGGA, I THINK I SAW TIGER WOODS RUNNING FOR

IT, JUST, "NIGGA, I THINK I SAW TIGER WOODS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT ON SportsCenter,

TIGER WOODS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT ON SportsCenter, NIGGA.

PRESIDENT ON SportsCenter, NIGGA. HE HAD ON HIS GREEN JACKET AND

NIGGA. HE HAD ON HIS GREEN JACKET AND EVERYTHING

HE HAD ON HIS GREEN JACKET AND EVERYTHING THAT NIGGA'S A WINNER.

EVERYTHING THAT NIGGA'S A WINNER. HE REALLY IS."

THAT NIGGA'S A WINNER. HE REALLY IS." I DON'T KNOW

HE REALLY IS." I DON'T KNOW WHITE PEOPLE, I DON'T THINK YOU

I DON'T KNOW WHITE PEOPLE, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR SOMEBODY JUST

WHITE PEOPLE, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR SOMEBODY JUST 'CAUSE OF THEY RACE, BUT I WILL

SHOULD VOTE FOR SOMEBODY JUST 'CAUSE OF THEY RACE, BUT I WILL SAY, IF YOU WAS EVER GONNA VOTE

'CAUSE OF THEY RACE, BUT I WILL SAY, IF YOU WAS EVER GONNA VOTE FOR A NIGGA...

SAY, IF YOU WAS EVER GONNA VOTE FOR A NIGGA... IF YOU WAS EVER GONNA VOTE FOR A

FOR A NIGGA... IF YOU WAS EVER GONNA VOTE FOR A NIGGA, THIS IS THE NIGGA TO VOTE

IF YOU WAS EVER GONNA VOTE FOR A NIGGA, THIS IS THE NIGGA TO VOTE FOR RIGHT HERE

NIGGA, THIS IS THE NIGGA TO VOTE FOR RIGHT HERE THIS IS THE ONE.

FOR RIGHT HERE THIS IS THE ONE. YES.

THIS IS THE ONE. YES. ABSOLUTELY.

YES. ABSOLUTELY. 'CAUSE HE IS NIGGA LIGHT

ABSOLUTELY. 'CAUSE HE IS NIGGA LIGHT THIS NIGGA BEEN RUNNING FOR TWO

'CAUSE HE IS NIGGA LIGHT THIS NIGGA BEEN RUNNING FOR TWO YEARS.

THIS NIGGA BEEN RUNNING FOR TWO YEARS. HE AIN'T HAD NO BABY MAMA COME

YEARS. HE AIN'T HAD NO BABY MAMA COME OUT THE WOODWORK.

HE AIN'T HAD NO BABY MAMA COME OUT THE WOODWORK. THIS NIGGA DON'T OWE NOBODY $200

OUT THE WOODWORK. THIS NIGGA DON'T OWE NOBODY $200 FOR NOTHING.

THIS NIGGA DON'T OWE NOBODY $200 FOR NOTHING. HE AIN'T NEVER HAD A PITBUL

FOR NOTHING. HE AIN'T NEVER HAD A PITBUL PUPPY.

HE AIN'T NEVER HAD A PITBUL PUPPY. DON'T HAVE A EARRING.

PUPPY. DON'T HAVE A EARRING. NEVER HAD A TATTOO.

DON'T HAVE A EARRING. NEVER HAD A TATTOO. WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS

NEVER HAD A TATTOO. WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS NIGGA FROM -- A CAVE IN

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS NIGGA FROM -- A CAVE IN SALT LAKE CITY?

NIGGA FROM -- A CAVE IN SALT LAKE CITY? SOME-GODDAMN-WHERE

SALT LAKE CITY? SOME-GODDAMN-WHERE THIS NIGGA'S LIKE A BLACK

SOME-GODDAMN-WHERE THIS NIGGA'S LIKE A BLACK SUPERHERO.

THIS NIGGA'S LIKE A BLACK SUPERHERO. THIS NIGGA'S AMAZING.

SUPERHERO. THIS NIGGA'S AMAZING. ♪ I BELIEVE HE CAN FLY ♪

THIS NIGGA'S AMAZING. ♪ I BELIEVE HE CAN FLY ♪ THANK GOD FOR MICHELLE OBAMA

♪ I BELIEVE HE CAN FLY ♪ THANK GOD FOR MICHELLE OBAMA THAT'S A REAL NIGGA.

THANK GOD FOR MICHELLE OBAMA THAT'S A REAL NIGGA. BARACK MAY BE A CLONE, BUT

THAT'S A REAL NIGGA. BARACK MAY BE A CLONE, BUT MICHELLE OBAMA IS A THOROUGHBRED

BARACK MAY BE A CLONE, BUT MICHELLE OBAMA IS A THOROUGHBRED NIGGA.

MICHELLE OBAMA IS A THOROUGHBRED NIGGA. YOU CAN LOOK RIGHT ON TV AND

NIGGA. YOU CAN LOOK RIGHT ON TV AND TELL THAT'S A REAL NIGGA.

YOU CAN LOOK RIGHT ON TV AND TELL THAT'S A REAL NIGGA. YOU KNOW IF YOU WALK UP ON HER

TELL THAT'S A REAL NIGGA. YOU KNOW IF YOU WALK UP ON HER IN PERSON, SHE SMELL LIKE

YOU KNOW IF YOU WALK UP ON HER IN PERSON, SHE SMELL LIKE MOTIONS HAIR CONDITIONER AND

IN PERSON, SHE SMELL LIKE MOTIONS HAIR CONDITIONER AND COCOA BUTTER.

MOTIONS HAIR CONDITIONER AND COCOA BUTTER. THAT'S -- MMM-MMM.

COCOA BUTTER. THAT'S -- MMM-MMM. THAT'S A REAL NIGGA RIGHT THERE.

THAT'S -- MMM-MMM. THAT'S A REAL NIGGA RIGHT THERE. SOMEBODY GO TO JEREMIAH WRIGHT'S

THAT'S A REAL NIGGA RIGHT THERE. SOMEBODY GO TO JEREMIAH WRIGHT'S CHURCH AND TELL HIM TO SHUT THE

SOMEBODY GO TO JEREMIAH WRIGHT'S CHURCH AND TELL HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP WHILE WE TRYING TO MAKE

CHURCH AND TELL HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP WHILE WE TRYING TO MAKE SOME GODDAMN PROGRESS.

FUCK UP WHILE WE TRYING TO MAKE SOME GODDAMN PROGRESS. NIGGAS WERE SO EMBARRASSED

SOME GODDAMN PROGRESS. NIGGAS WERE SO EMBARRASSED "OH, NIGGA, DON'T FUCK IT UP

NIGGAS WERE SO EMBARRASSED "OH, NIGGA, DON'T FUCK IT UP YET.

"OH, NIGGA, DON'T FUCK IT UP YET. GOD DAMN."

YET. GOD DAMN." I BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE

GOD DAMN." I BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE FUCKING ELECTION.

I BEEN CONFUSED THE WHOLE FUCKING ELECTION. I'M JUST GLAD HUCKABEE HAD TO

FUCKING ELECTION. I'M JUST GLAD HUCKABEE HAD TO DROP OUT THE GODDAMN RACE

I'M JUST GLAD HUCKABEE HAD TO DROP OUT THE GODDAMN RACE BECAUSE I WAS GONNA LEAVE THE

DROP OUT THE GODDAMN RACE BECAUSE I WAS GONNA LEAVE THE GODDAMN COUNTRY IF WE HAD TO

BECAUSE I WAS GONNA LEAVE THE GODDAMN COUNTRY IF WE HAD TO HAVE A PRESIDENT NAMED

GODDAMN COUNTRY IF WE HAD TO HAVE A PRESIDENT NAMED MOTHERFUCKING HUCKABEE.

HAVE A PRESIDENT NAMED MOTHERFUCKING HUCKABEE. THAT'S WHERE WE SHOULD DRAW THE

MOTHERFUCKING HUCKABEE. THAT'S WHERE WE SHOULD DRAW THE GODDAMN LINE.

THAT'S WHERE WE SHOULD DRAW THE GODDAMN LINE. WE CAN'T GO FROM A BUSH TO A

GODDAMN LINE. WE CAN'T GO FROM A BUSH TO A MOTHERFUCKING HUCKABEE ALL IN

WE CAN'T GO FROM A BUSH TO A MOTHERFUCKING HUCKABEE ALL IN THE SAME GODDAMN JUMP, HAVE ALL

MOTHERFUCKING HUCKABEE ALL IN THE SAME GODDAMN JUMP, HAVE ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES FUCKING WITH

THE SAME GODDAMN JUMP, HAVE ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES FUCKING WITH US AT THE UNITED NATIONS AND

THE OTHER COUNTRIES FUCKING WITH US AT THE UNITED NATIONS AND SHIT, JUST, ( Middle-Eastern

US AT THE UNITED NATIONS AND SHIT, JUST, ( Middle-Eastern accent ) "YOU ARE WITH HUCKABEE,

SHIT, JUST, ( Middle-Eastern accent ) "YOU ARE WITH HUCKABEE, YES?

accent ) "YOU ARE WITH HUCKABEE, YES? YOU ARE FOLLOWERS OF HUCKABEE,

YES? YOU ARE FOLLOWERS OF HUCKABEE, YES?

YOU ARE FOLLOWERS OF HUCKABEE, YES? ( Normal voice ) HOW THE FUCK

YES? ( Normal voice ) HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA BE PRESIDENT AND YOUR

( Normal voice ) HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA BE PRESIDENT AND YOUR NAME SOUND LIKE BULLSHIT WEED?

YOU GONNA BE PRESIDENT AND YOUR NAME SOUND LIKE BULLSHIT WEED? NIGGA, DON'T EVEN COME OVER HERE

NAME SOUND LIKE BULLSHIT WEED? NIGGA, DON'T EVEN COME OVER HERE WITH THE BIG-ASS BAG OF

NIGGA, DON'T EVEN COME OVER HERE WITH THE BIG-ASS BAG OF HUCKABEE, NIGGA.

WITH THE BIG-ASS BAG OF HUCKABEE, NIGGA. AIN'T NOBODY INTERESTED IN THAT

HUCKABEE, NIGGA. AIN'T NOBODY INTERESTED IN THAT SHIT.

AIN'T NOBODY INTERESTED IN THAT SHIT. LIKE SMOKING A CACTUS.

SHIT. LIKE SMOKING A CACTUS. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS CAN'T EVEN

LIKE SMOKING A CACTUS. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS CAN'T EVEN LAUGH 'CAUSE YOU GOT A BIG-ASS

SOME OF YOU NIGGAS CAN'T EVEN LAUGH 'CAUSE YOU GOT A BIG-ASS BAG OF HUCKABEE IN YOUR POCKET

LAUGH 'CAUSE YOU GOT A BIG-ASS BAG OF HUCKABEE IN YOUR POCKET RIGHT NOW.

BAG OF HUCKABEE IN YOUR POCKET RIGHT NOW. McCAIN CAN'T BE PRESIDENT 'CAUSE

RIGHT NOW. McCAIN CAN'T BE PRESIDENT 'CAUSE HE 100-AND-FUCKING-11.

McCAIN CAN'T BE PRESIDENT 'CAUSE HE 100-AND-FUCKING-11. I'M SORRY.

HE 100-AND-FUCKING-11. I'M SORRY. I KNOW IT AIN'T FAIR, BUT GOD

I'M SORRY. I KNOW IT AIN'T FAIR, BUT GOD DAMN IT, YOU CAN'T BE THE

I KNOW IT AIN'T FAIR, BUT GOD DAMN IT, YOU CAN'T BE THE PRESIDENT DURING A TIME OF

DAMN IT, YOU CAN'T BE THE PRESIDENT DURING A TIME OF CHANGE, AND YOU MIGHT HAVE A

PRESIDENT DURING A TIME OF CHANGE, AND YOU MIGHT HAVE A DIAPER THAT'S TIME TO CHANGE

CHANGE, AND YOU MIGHT HAVE A DIAPER THAT'S TIME TO CHANGE THAT'S JUST -- THAT SHIT DON'T

DIAPER THAT'S TIME TO CHANGE THAT'S JUST -- THAT SHIT DON'T EVEN GO TOGETHER.

THAT'S JUST -- THAT SHIT DON'T EVEN GO TOGETHER. FUCK THAT.

EVEN GO TOGETHER. FUCK THAT. AT 111, YOU GOT TOO MANY

FUCK THAT. AT 111, YOU GOT TOO MANY FUCKED-UP MEMORIES OF NIGGAS.

AT 111, YOU GOT TOO MANY FUCKED-UP MEMORIES OF NIGGAS. FIRST OF ALL.

FUCKED-UP MEMORIES OF NIGGAS. FIRST OF ALL. YOU'VE BEEN ALL FUCKED AROUND

FIRST OF ALL. YOU'VE BEEN ALL FUCKED AROUND AND HAD A FLASHBACK AT 111.

YOU'VE BEEN ALL FUCKED AROUND AND HAD A FLASHBACK AT 111. "WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME?

AND HAD A FLASHBACK AT 111. "WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME? I THINK I USED TO OWN YOUR

"WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME? I THINK I USED TO OWN YOUR GRANDFATHER.

I THINK I USED TO OWN YOUR GRANDFATHER. WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME?"

GRANDFATHER. WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME?" DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT

WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME?" DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER SAID TO

DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER SAID TO CONDOLEEZZA RICE?

MOTHERFUCKER SAID TO CONDOLEEZZA RICE? McCAIN CAN'T BE PRESIDENT.

CONDOLEEZZA RICE? McCAIN CAN'T BE PRESIDENT. FUCK THAT.

McCAIN CAN'T BE PRESIDENT. FUCK THAT. HIS MEMORY CAN'T BE GOOD AT 111.

FUCK THAT. HIS MEMORY CAN'T BE GOOD AT 111. I GOT A UNCLE THAT'S 67.

HIS MEMORY CAN'T BE GOOD AT 111. I GOT A UNCLE THAT'S 67. WE DON'T LET THAT NIGGA DRIVE

I GOT A UNCLE THAT'S 67. WE DON'T LET THAT NIGGA DRIVE AFTER 7:00 P.M. 'CAUSE HE'LL

WE DON'T LET THAT NIGGA DRIVE AFTER 7:00 P.M. 'CAUSE HE'LL FORGET HE DRIVING EVERYBODY AND

AFTER 7:00 P.M. 'CAUSE HE'LL FORGET HE DRIVING EVERYBODY AND JUMP OUT TO GO PEE AND LEAVE THE

FORGET HE DRIVING EVERYBODY AND JUMP OUT TO GO PEE AND LEAVE THE CAR RUNNING RIGHT DOWN THE

JUMP OUT TO GO PEE AND LEAVE THE CAR RUNNING RIGHT DOWN THE STREET AND SHIT.

CAR RUNNING RIGHT DOWN THE STREET AND SHIT. McCAIN 111,

STREET AND SHIT. McCAIN 111, HE BEEN LOST THE MILITARY OR

McCAIN 111, HE BEEN LOST THE MILITARY OR SOME SHIT.

HE BEEN LOST THE MILITARY OR SOME SHIT. IT'S TIME FOR WAR, HE JUST WAKE

SOME SHIT. IT'S TIME FOR WAR, HE JUST WAKE UP

IT'S TIME FOR WAR, HE JUST WAKE UP "WHERE'S THE ARMY?

UP "WHERE'S THE ARMY? EVERYBODY WAITING ON THE ARMY IN

"WHERE'S THE ARMY? EVERYBODY WAITING ON THE ARMY IN BAGHDAD.

EVERYBODY WAITING ON THE ARMY IN BAGHDAD. HE DONE SENT EVERYBODY TO

BAGHDAD. HE DONE SENT EVERYBODY TO SOUTHEAST BERRY FARMS FOR NO

HE DONE SENT EVERYBODY TO SOUTHEAST BERRY FARMS FOR NO GODDAMN REASON.

SOUTHEAST BERRY FARMS FOR NO GODDAMN REASON. ( LAUGHTER )

TOO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT

TOO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GOING ON IS MY MOTHERFUCKING

TOO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GOING ON IS MY MOTHERFUCKING POINT.

GOING ON IS MY MOTHERFUCKING POINT. THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKING SHIT

POINT. THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKING SHIT GOING ON.

THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKING SHIT GOING ON. THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO

GOING ON. THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A DEDICATION TO YOURSELF

THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A DEDICATION TO YOURSELF THAT YOU GONNA TREAT YOUR STAR

MAKE A DEDICATION TO YOURSELF THAT YOU GONNA TREAT YOUR STAR PLAYER A LITTLE BIT NICER IN

THAT YOU GONNA TREAT YOUR STAR PLAYER A LITTLE BIT NICER IN 2008.

PLAYER A LITTLE BIT NICER IN 2008. SOME OF US GO THROUGH OUR WHOLE

2008. SOME OF US GO THROUGH OUR WHOLE LIFE TRYING TO PLEASE OTHER

SOME OF US GO THROUGH OUR WHOLE LIFE TRYING TO PLEASE OTHER MOTHERFUCKERS, AND YOU CAN'T

LIFE TRYING TO PLEASE OTHER MOTHERFUCKERS, AND YOU CAN'T PLEASE NOBODY.

MOTHERFUCKERS, AND YOU CAN'T PLEASE NOBODY. PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY MAD.

PLEASE NOBODY. PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY MAD. PEOPLE AT YOUR JOB MAD.

PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY MAD. PEOPLE AT YOUR JOB MAD. PEOPLE IN YOUR CAR MAD.

PEOPLE AT YOUR JOB MAD. PEOPLE IN YOUR CAR MAD. EVERY M-- FUCK THAT.

PEOPLE IN YOUR CAR MAD. EVERY M-- FUCK THAT. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING,

EVERY M-- FUCK THAT. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, NIGGA?

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, NIGGA? HOW ARE YOU DOING?

NIGGA? HOW ARE YOU DOING? YOU MIGHT WANT TO FOCUS ON THAT

HOW ARE YOU DOING? YOU MIGHT WANT TO FOCUS ON THAT A LITTLE BIT MOTHERFUCKING MORE

YOU MIGHT WANT TO FOCUS ON THAT A LITTLE BIT MOTHERFUCKING MORE IN 2008, ESPECIALLY IF YOU A

A LITTLE BIT MOTHERFUCKING MORE IN 2008, ESPECIALLY IF YOU A REAL MOTHERFUCKER 'CAUSE THESE

IN 2008, ESPECIALLY IF YOU A REAL MOTHERFUCKER 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HATE REAL

REAL MOTHERFUCKER 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HATE REAL MOTHERFUCKERS.

MOTHERFUCKERS HATE REAL MOTHERFUCKERS. IF YOU ARE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER

MOTHERFUCKERS. IF YOU ARE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER UNDERSTAND THEY HATE EVERY

IF YOU ARE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER UNDERSTAND THEY HATE EVERY GODDAMN THING ABOUT YOU.

UNDERSTAND THEY HATE EVERY GODDAMN THING ABOUT YOU. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HATE REAL

GODDAMN THING ABOUT YOU. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HATE REAL MOTHERFUCKERS.

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HATE REAL MOTHERFUCKERS. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME

MOTHERFUCKERS. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME FUCKING EXAMPLE.

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME FUCKING EXAMPLE. THEY SUPPOSED TO BE PUTTING

FUCKING EXAMPLE. THEY SUPPOSED TO BE PUTTING MEDICINE IN AMERICA TO HELP

THEY SUPPOSED TO BE PUTTING MEDICINE IN AMERICA TO HELP MOTHERFUCKERS FEEL BETTER AND

MEDICINE IN AMERICA TO HELP MOTHERFUCKERS FEEL BETTER AND HELP YOU LIVE BETTER, BUT THESE

MOTHERFUCKERS FEEL BETTER AND HELP YOU LIVE BETTER, BUT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK

HELP YOU LIVE BETTER, BUT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE MEDICINE.

MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE MEDICINE. THEY OUT MAKING THEY

ABOUT THE MEDICINE. THEY OUT MAKING THEY MOTHERFUCKING MONEY.

THEY OUT MAKING THEY MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. THEY GIVE YOU ONE MEDICATION

MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. THEY GIVE YOU ONE MEDICATION SUPPOSED TO FIX SOME SHIT, AND

THEY GIVE YOU ONE MEDICATION SUPPOSED TO FIX SOME SHIT, AND THE SIDE EFFECT FUCK UP YOUR LEG

SUPPOSED TO FIX SOME SHIT, AND THE SIDE EFFECT FUCK UP YOUR LEG AND SHIT.

THE SIDE EFFECT FUCK UP YOUR LEG AND SHIT. THEN THEY GIVE YOU ANOTHER ONE

AND SHIT. THEN THEY GIVE YOU ANOTHER ONE TO FIX THAT, AND IT FUCK UP YOUR

THEN THEY GIVE YOU ANOTHER ONE TO FIX THAT, AND IT FUCK UP YOUR ARM, AND NOW YOU ON TWO

TO FIX THAT, AND IT FUCK UP YOUR ARM, AND NOW YOU ON TWO MEDICATIONS, LOOKING LIKE

ARM, AND NOW YOU ON TWO MEDICATIONS, LOOKING LIKE FLAMINGO IN FRONT OF YOUR

MEDICATIONS, LOOKING LIKE FLAMINGO IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CHILDREN AND SHIT.

FLAMINGO IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CHILDREN AND SHIT. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A

MOTHERFUCKING CHILDREN AND SHIT. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK. JUST ONE MONTH, THEY SAY, "THIS

FUCK. JUST ONE MONTH, THEY SAY, "THIS IS THE BEST MEDICINE EVER.

JUST ONE MONTH, THEY SAY, "THIS IS THE BEST MEDICINE EVER. IT'LL CURE EVERYTHING.

IS THE BEST MEDICINE EVER. IT'LL CURE EVERYTHING. AND THEN THREE MONTHS LATER, YOU

IT'LL CURE EVERYTHING. AND THEN THREE MONTHS LATER, YOU HEAR THIS QUIET-ASS COMMERCIAL

AND THEN THREE MONTHS LATER, YOU HEAR THIS QUIET-ASS COMMERCIAL "HAVE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR LOVED

HEAR THIS QUIET-ASS COMMERCIAL "HAVE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR LOVED ONES BEEN KILLED FROM USING OUR

"HAVE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR LOVED ONES BEEN KILLED FROM USING OUR MEDICINE?

ONES BEEN KILLED FROM USING OUR MEDICINE? DIAL 1-800-OUR-BAD.

MEDICINE? DIAL 1-800-OUR-BAD. THAT'S 1-800-OUR-BAD."

DIAL 1-800-OUR-BAD. THAT'S 1-800-OUR-BAD." THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A

THAT'S 1-800-OUR-BAD." THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK. WEED IS STILL ILLEGAL, AND ALL

FUCK. WEED IS STILL ILLEGAL, AND ALL OF THEY SHIT IS STILL FUCKED UP.

WEED IS STILL ILLEGAL, AND ALL OF THEY SHIT IS STILL FUCKED UP. THEY MEDICATION EITHER DON'T

OF THEY SHIT IS STILL FUCKED UP. THEY MEDICATION EITHER DON'T WORK OR IT WORK TOO FUCKIN

THEY MEDICATION EITHER DON'T WORK OR IT WORK TOO FUCKIN GOOD.

WORK OR IT WORK TOO FUCKIN GOOD. AND I WASN'T FAMILIAR WITH

GOOD. AND I WASN'T FAMILIAR WITH WORKING TOO GOOD, AND I HAD TO

AND I WASN'T FAMILIAR WITH WORKING TOO GOOD, AND I HAD TO FIND OUT THE HARD WAY.

WORKING TOO GOOD, AND I HAD TO FIND OUT THE HARD WAY. I GOT A SON THAT'S 7,

FIND OUT THE HARD WAY. I GOT A SON THAT'S 7, HIS NAME'S MALIK.

I GOT A SON THAT'S 7, HIS NAME'S MALIK. THIS NIGGA RUN EVERY GODDAMN

HIS NAME'S MALIK. THIS NIGGA RUN EVERY GODDAMN DAY.

THIS NIGGA RUN EVERY GODDAMN DAY. THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK HE DO.

DAY. THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK HE DO. YOU AIN'T GOT TO CHASE HIM.

THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK HE DO. YOU AIN'T GOT TO CHASE HIM. YOU AIN'T GOT TO TRAIN HIM.

YOU AIN'T GOT TO CHASE HIM. YOU AIN'T GOT TO TRAIN HIM. YOU AIN'T GOT TO PUT SHORTS ON

YOU AIN'T GOT TO TRAIN HIM. YOU AIN'T GOT TO PUT SHORTS ON HIM.

YOU AIN'T GOT TO PUT SHORTS ON HIM. THIS NIGGA IS READY EVER

HIM. THIS NIGGA IS READY EVER MORNING.

THIS NIGGA IS READY EVER MORNING. SOON AS HIS FOOT TOUCH THE

MORNING. SOON AS HIS FOOT TOUCH THE GODDAMN GROUND OUT THE BED

SOON AS HIS FOOT TOUCH THE GODDAMN GROUND OUT THE BED ZOOM, THAT NIGGA'S GONE FOR THE

GODDAMN GROUND OUT THE BED ZOOM, THAT NIGGA'S GONE FOR THE REST OF THE GODDAMN DAY.

ZOOM, THAT NIGGA'S GONE FOR THE REST OF THE GODDAMN DAY. ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM!

REST OF THE GODDAMN DAY. ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM!

ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! YOU EITHER SEE HIM LIKE THIS OR

ZOOM! ZOOM! YOU EITHER SEE HIM LIKE THIS OR LIKE THAT.

YOU EITHER SEE HIM LIKE THIS OR LIKE THAT. THAT'S YOUR ONLY TWO OPTIONS.

LIKE THAT. THAT'S YOUR ONLY TWO OPTIONS. ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM!

THAT'S YOUR ONLY TWO OPTIONS. ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM!

ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! AND HE BE HAPPY AS SHIT.

ZOOM! ZOOM! AND HE BE HAPPY AS SHIT. NOW, THE NURSE AT THE SCHOOL

AND HE BE HAPPY AS SHIT. NOW, THE NURSE AT THE SCHOOL SAY...

NOW, THE NURSE AT THE SCHOOL SAY... SHE SAY IT'S NOT HEALTHY

SAY... SHE SAY IT'S NOT HEALTHY I SAID, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

SHE SAY IT'S NOT HEALTHY I SAID, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THE NIGGA'S HAPPY."

I SAID, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THE NIGGA'S HAPPY." SHE SAID, "UH, NO. NO.

THE NIGGA'S HAPPY." SHE SAID, "UH, NO. NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

SHE SAID, "UH, NO. NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHETHER HE'S HAPPY OR NOT, IT'S

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHETHER HE'S HAPPY OR NOT, IT'S NOT HEALTHY."

WHETHER HE'S HAPPY OR NOT, IT'S NOT HEALTHY." I SAID, "NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT

NOT HEALTHY." I SAID, "NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT ME TO DO

I SAID, "NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT ME TO DO I CAN'T PUT THE NIGGA IN TROUBLE

THE FUCK YOU WANT ME TO DO I CAN'T PUT THE NIGGA IN TROUBLE FOR BEING HAPPY.

I CAN'T PUT THE NIGGA IN TROUBLE FOR BEING HAPPY. THAT'S KIND OF..."

FOR BEING HAPPY. THAT'S KIND OF..." "NIGGA, STOP BEING HAPPY AND GET

THAT'S KIND OF..." "NIGGA, STOP BEING HAPPY AND GET IN HERE AND BE MISERABLE!"

"NIGGA, STOP BEING HAPPY AND GET IN HERE AND BE MISERABLE!" I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT, SO I

IN HERE AND BE MISERABLE!" I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT, SO I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?"

I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT, SO I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?" SO, SHE RECOMMENDED RITALIN.

SAID, "WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?" SO, SHE RECOMMENDED RITALIN. NOW, SHE TOLD ME THE SHIT WAS

SO, SHE RECOMMENDED RITALIN. NOW, SHE TOLD ME THE SHIT WAS GONNA EVEN HIM OUT.

NOW, SHE TOLD ME THE SHIT WAS GONNA EVEN HIM OUT. NOW, EITHER I DON'T KNOW WHAT

GONNA EVEN HIM OUT. NOW, EITHER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK "EVEN" MEANS, OR

NOW, EITHER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK "EVEN" MEANS, OR RITALIN GOT CRACK COCAINE IN IT.

THE FUCK "EVEN" MEANS, OR RITALIN GOT CRACK COCAINE IN IT. ONE OF THE TWO IS A GODDAMN FACT

RITALIN GOT CRACK COCAINE IN IT. ONE OF THE TWO IS A GODDAMN FACT 'CAUSE THIS SHIT IS NO BULLSHIT.

ONE OF THE TWO IS A GODDAMN FACT 'CAUSE THIS SHIT IS NO BULLSHIT. I WASN'T READY.

'CAUSE THIS SHIT IS NO BULLSHIT. I WASN'T READY. HE WASN'T READY.

I WASN'T READY. HE WASN'T READY. THIS SHIT CAUGHT BOTH OF US OFF

HE WASN'T READY. THIS SHIT CAUGHT BOTH OF US OFF GUARD.

THIS SHIT CAUGHT BOTH OF US OFF GUARD. I GAVE THE NIGGA THE SHIT IN THE

GUARD. I GAVE THE NIGGA THE SHIT IN THE KITCHEN.

I GAVE THE NIGGA THE SHIT IN THE KITCHEN. HE WAS ON THE WAY TO HIS ROOM.

KITCHEN. HE WAS ON THE WAY TO HIS ROOM. THAT NIGGA NEVER EVEN MADE IT

HE WAS ON THE WAY TO HIS ROOM. THAT NIGGA NEVER EVEN MADE IT OUT THE HALLWAY.

THAT NIGGA NEVER EVEN MADE IT OUT THE HALLWAY. THAT SHIT CAUGHT THAT NIGGA IN

OUT THE HALLWAY. THAT SHIT CAUGHT THAT NIGGA IN MID STRIDE.

THAT SHIT CAUGHT THAT NIGGA IN MID STRIDE. HE WAS JUST...

MID STRIDE. HE WAS JUST... ( LAUGHTER )

NOW, FOR THE FIRST TWO HOURS,

NOW, FOR THE FIRST TWO HOURS, I WAS HAPPY AS SHIT.

NOW, FOR THE FIRST TWO HOURS, I WAS HAPPY AS SHIT. I'M GETTING SHIT DONE.

I WAS HAPPY AS SHIT. I'M GETTING SHIT DONE. I'M LIKE, "THIS IS WONDERFUL."

I'M GETTING SHIT DONE. I'M LIKE, "THIS IS WONDERFUL." BUT AFTER THREE HOURS...

I'M LIKE, "THIS IS WONDERFUL." BUT AFTER THREE HOURS... AFTER THREE HOURS, YOU GOT TO

BUT AFTER THREE HOURS... AFTER THREE HOURS, YOU GOT TO COME CHECK ON THE NIGGA NOW,

AFTER THREE HOURS, YOU GOT TO COME CHECK ON THE NIGGA NOW, AFTER THREE HOURS.

NIGGA, WHAT YOU DOING?

NIGGA, WHAT YOU DOING? MY KID'S A SMART-ASS

NIGGA, WHAT YOU DOING? MY KID'S A SMART-ASS "I'M BEING GOOD LIKE YOU WANTED,

MY KID'S A SMART-ASS "I'M BEING GOOD LIKE YOU WANTED, DADDY.

"I'M BEING GOOD LIKE YOU WANTED, DADDY. "OKAY. TOUCHE, MY NIGGA. TOUCHE.

DADDY. "OKAY. TOUCHE, MY NIGGA. TOUCHE. TOUCHE."

"OKAY. TOUCHE, MY NIGGA. TOUCHE. TOUCHE." THIS WHAT FUCKED ME UP

TOUCHE." THIS WHAT FUCKED ME UP I WAS LIKE, "YOU BEEN SITTIN

THIS WHAT FUCKED ME UP I WAS LIKE, "YOU BEEN SITTIN THERE FOR THREE HOURS.

I WAS LIKE, "YOU BEEN SITTIN THERE FOR THREE HOURS. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?"

THERE FOR THREE HOURS. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?" THAT NIGGA SAID, "RUNNING.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?" THAT NIGGA SAID, "RUNNING. ( LAUGHTER )

"WELL, GO ON AND RUN, THEN

"WELL, GO ON AND RUN, THEN LOVE

"WELL, GO ON AND RUN, THEN LOVE NIGGA, GO ON AND RUN."

LOVE NIGGA, GO ON AND RUN." 'CAUSE YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO

NIGGA, GO ON AND RUN." 'CAUSE YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO LET REAL SHIT BE REAL SHIT

'CAUSE YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO LET REAL SHIT BE REAL SHIT 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE

LET REAL SHIT BE REAL SHIT 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ATTACKING REAL SHIT AT EVERY

'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ATTACKING REAL SHIT AT EVERY MOTHERFUCKING ANGLE.

ATTACKING REAL SHIT AT EVERY MOTHERFUCKING ANGLE. THEY HAD A STORY ON CNN THREE

MOTHERFUCKING ANGLE. THEY HAD A STORY ON CNN THREE WEEKS AGO THAT SAID THE USDA HAS

THEY HAD A STORY ON CNN THREE WEEKS AGO THAT SAID THE USDA HAS APPROVED THE SALE OF CLONED MEAT

WEEKS AGO THAT SAID THE USDA HAS APPROVED THE SALE OF CLONED MEAT TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC.

APPROVED THE SALE OF CLONED MEAT TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. WHAT?

TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. WHAT? SEE, I WAS HIGH WHEN I

WHAT? SEE, I WAS HIGH WHEN I ORIGINALLY SAW THE STORY, SO I

SEE, I WAS HIGH WHEN I ORIGINALLY SAW THE STORY, SO I WAITED ALL THE WAY TILL I CAME

ORIGINALLY SAW THE STORY, SO I WAITED ALL THE WAY TILL I CAME DOWN TO RELOOK AT THE STORY, AND

WAITED ALL THE WAY TILL I CAME DOWN TO RELOOK AT THE STORY, AND IT STILL FUCKING SAID THE USDA

DOWN TO RELOOK AT THE STORY, AND IT STILL FUCKING SAID THE USDA HAS APPROVED THE SALE OF CLONED

IT STILL FUCKING SAID THE USDA HAS APPROVED THE SALE OF CLONED MEAT TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC.

HAS APPROVED THE SALE OF CLONED MEAT TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. AIN'T THAT ABOUT A GOD -

MEAT TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. AIN'T THAT ABOUT A GOD - YOU RAGGEDY MOTHERFUCKERS WOULD

AIN'T THAT ABOUT A GOD - YOU RAGGEDY MOTHERFUCKERS WOULD FEED -- YOU GONNA FEED..

YOU RAGGEDY MOTHERFUCKERS WOULD FEED -- YOU GONNA FEED.. WE SAW THE MOVIE "MULTIPLICITY."

FEED -- YOU GONNA FEED.. WE SAW THE MOVIE "MULTIPLICITY." WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK CLONED

WE SAW THE MOVIE "MULTIPLICITY." WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK CLONED MEAN, MOTHERFUCKER.

WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK CLONED MEAN, MOTHERFUCKER. IT MEANS RETARDED.

MEAN, MOTHERFUCKER. IT MEANS RETARDED. YOU GONNA FEED US THE

IT MEANS RETARDED. YOU GONNA FEED US THE RETARDED-ASS CLONED COW MEAT

YOU GONNA FEED US THE RETARDED-ASS CLONED COW MEAT NOW?

RETARDED-ASS CLONED COW MEAT NOW? AND I THOUGHT NIGGAS WAS GONNA

NOW? AND I THOUGHT NIGGAS WAS GONNA TEAR UP THE STREETS AND RIOT AND

AND I THOUGHT NIGGAS WAS GONNA TEAR UP THE STREETS AND RIOT AND SHIT, AND NOTHING FUCKING

TEAR UP THE STREETS AND RIOT AND SHIT, AND NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED.

SHIT, AND NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED. YOU DAZED MOTHERFUCKERS.

HAPPENED. YOU DAZED MOTHERFUCKERS. YOU GONNA FEED AMERICA THE

YOU DAZED MOTHERFUCKERS. YOU GONNA FEED AMERICA THE CLONED -- AIN'T THERE

YOU GONNA FEED AMERICA THE CLONED -- AIN'T THERE MOTHERFUCKERS STARVING IN OTHE

CLONED -- AIN'T THERE MOTHERFUCKERS STARVING IN OTHE COUNTRIES THAT WE COULD'VE GAVE

MOTHERFUCKERS STARVING IN OTHE COUNTRIES THAT WE COULD'VE GAVE THE GODDAMN RETARDED CLONED MEAT

COUNTRIES THAT WE COULD'VE GAVE THE GODDAMN RETARDED CLONED MEAT TO FIRST TO SEE IF THAT WAS

THE GODDAMN RETARDED CLONED MEAT TO FIRST TO SEE IF THAT WAS GONNA WORK OUT?

TO FIRST TO SEE IF THAT WAS GONNA WORK OUT? THEY AIN'T GOT SHIT TO EAT

GONNA WORK OUT? THEY AIN'T GOT SHIT TO EAT THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

THEY AIN'T GOT SHIT TO EAT THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK. YOU CAN'T FEED IT TO US FIRST.

THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK. YOU CAN'T FEED IT TO US FIRST. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, THERE'S SOME

YOU CAN'T FEED IT TO US FIRST. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, THERE'S SOME OF YOU SAME NIGGAS GONNA BE

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, THERE'S SOME OF YOU SAME NIGGAS GONNA BE EATING THE SHIT OUT THAT GODDAMN

OF YOU SAME NIGGAS GONNA BE EATING THE SHIT OUT THAT GODDAMN CLONED MEAT AND TALKING SHIT

EATING THE SHIT OUT THAT GODDAMN CLONED MEAT AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT, "NIGGA, FUCK THAT

CLONED MEAT AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT, "NIGGA, FUCK THAT NIGGA, THE CLONED MEAT I

ABOUT, "NIGGA, FUCK THAT NIGGA, THE CLONED MEAT I DELICIOUS, NIGGA.

NIGGA, THE CLONED MEAT I DELICIOUS, NIGGA. THEY PUT THE GARLIC IN THE COW

DELICIOUS, NIGGA. THEY PUT THE GARLIC IN THE COW AS A BABY.

THEY PUT THE GARLIC IN THE COW AS A BABY. NIGGA, YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT TO

AS A BABY. NIGGA, YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT TO SEASON IT.

NIGGA, YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT TO SEASON IT. IT JUST ALREADY GROW UP GARLICKY

SEASON IT. IT JUST ALREADY GROW UP GARLICKY AND DELICIOUS.

IT JUST ALREADY GROW UP GARLICKY AND DELICIOUS. NIGGA, IT'S..."

AND DELICIOUS. NIGGA, IT'S..." THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT US,

NIGGA, IT'S..." THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT US, AND YOU KNOW KNOW THE CLONED

THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT US, AND YOU KNOW KNOW THE CLONED MEAT GONNA BE CHEAP AS SHIT.

AND YOU KNOW KNOW THE CLONED MEAT GONNA BE CHEAP AS SHIT. "NIGGA, FUCK THAT.

MEAT GONNA BE CHEAP AS SHIT. "NIGGA, FUCK THAT. I WENT TO McDONALD'S AND GOT THE

"NIGGA, FUCK THAT. I WENT TO McDONALD'S AND GOT THE McCLONE COMBO FOR 19 CENTS

I WENT TO McDONALD'S AND GOT THE McCLONE COMBO FOR 19 CENTS NIGGA.

McCLONE COMBO FOR 19 CENTS NIGGA. HAD 11 BIG-ASS BIG MACS IN IT.

NIGGA. HAD 11 BIG-ASS BIG MACS IN IT. IT WAS WONDERFUL."

HAD 11 BIG-ASS BIG MACS IN IT. IT WAS WONDERFUL." THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT WAS WONDERFUL." THAT'S ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD. NO, GO AHEAD.

GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD. NO, GO AHEAD. FEED YOUR BABY THE RETARDED-ASS

NO, GO AHEAD. FEED YOUR BABY THE RETARDED-ASS CLONED COW MEAT AND SEE WHAT THE

FEED YOUR BABY THE RETARDED-ASS CLONED COW MEAT AND SEE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN.

CLONED COW MEAT AND SEE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN. YOU GONNA BE WONDERING WHY YOUR

FUCK HAPPEN. YOU GONNA BE WONDERING WHY YOUR DAUGHTER'S 4 YEARS OLD, WEIGHS

YOU GONNA BE WONDERING WHY YOUR DAUGHTER'S 4 YEARS OLD, WEIGHS 611 POUNDS, GOT A LITTLE HORN

DAUGHTER'S 4 YEARS OLD, WEIGHS 611 POUNDS, GOT A LITTLE HORN COME OUT OF HER MOTHERFUCKING

611 POUNDS, GOT A LITTLE HORN COME OUT OF HER MOTHERFUCKING BRAIDS, AND THE BITCH CAN'T DO

COME OUT OF HER MOTHERFUCKING BRAIDS, AND THE BITCH CAN'T DO HER ALPHABET CORRECTLY.

BRAIDS, AND THE BITCH CAN'T DO HER ALPHABET CORRECTLY. JUST, "A...B...C...D...MOO!"

HER ALPHABET CORRECTLY. JUST, "A...B...C...D...MOO!" 'CAUSE YOU FED THAT BITCH THE

JUST, "A...B...C...D...MOO!" 'CAUSE YOU FED THAT BITCH THE RETARDED-ASS COW MEAT.

'CAUSE YOU FED THAT BITCH THE RETARDED-ASS COW MEAT. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A

RETARDED-ASS COW MEAT. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK. THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE

FUCK. THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING

THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING PLAYER.

IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING PLAYER. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS PUT SO MUCH

PLAYER. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS PUT SO MUCH BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS.

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS PUT SO MUCH BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS. IF YOU WATCH THE NEWS, YOU WOULD

BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS. IF YOU WATCH THE NEWS, YOU WOULD THINK STEROIDS IS THE DRUG

IF YOU WATCH THE NEWS, YOU WOULD THINK STEROIDS IS THE DRUG PROBLEM IN AMERICA.

THINK STEROIDS IS THE DRUG PROBLEM IN AMERICA. I'VE BEEN ALL ACROSS THIS GREAT

PROBLEM IN AMERICA. I'VE BEEN ALL ACROSS THIS GREAT COUNTRY, BUYING DRUGS AND SHIT

I'VE BEEN ALL ACROSS THIS GREAT COUNTRY, BUYING DRUGS AND SHIT I HAVE NEVER..

COUNTRY, BUYING DRUGS AND SHIT I HAVE NEVER.. I HAVE NEVER RAN INTO A STEROID

I HAVE NEVER.. I HAVE NEVER RAN INTO A STEROID SALESMAN.

I HAVE NEVER RAN INTO A STEROID SALESMAN. HAVE ONE OF YOU NIGGAS EVER RAN

SALESMAN. HAVE ONE OF YOU NIGGAS EVER RAN INTO ONE, JUST, "YOU KNOW, I GOT

HAVE ONE OF YOU NIGGAS EVER RAN INTO ONE, JUST, "YOU KNOW, I GOT TO FIND THEM ROIDS, NIGGA.

INTO ONE, JUST, "YOU KNOW, I GOT TO FIND THEM ROIDS, NIGGA. I GOT TO FIND THEM ROIDS."

TO FIND THEM ROIDS, NIGGA. I GOT TO FIND THEM ROIDS." NIGGA, IF YOU GOT HEMORRHOIDS,

I GOT TO FIND THEM ROIDS." NIGGA, IF YOU GOT HEMORRHOIDS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE SELLING WEED

NIGGA, IF YOU GOT HEMORRHOIDS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE SELLING WEED RIGHT NOW, SHOULD YOU?

YOU SHOULDN'T BE SELLING WEED RIGHT NOW, SHOULD YOU? HOW THE FUCK THEY FUCK UP

RIGHT NOW, SHOULD YOU? HOW THE FUCK THEY FUCK UP STEROIDS?

HOW THE FUCK THEY FUCK UP STEROIDS? STEROIDS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE

STEROIDS? STEROIDS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PERFECT GODDAMN DRUG.

STEROIDS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PERFECT GODDAMN DRUG. NOW THEY GOT ROGER CLEMENS ALL

PERFECT GODDAMN DRUG. NOW THEY GOT ROGER CLEMENS ALL ON TV, TALKING ABOUT HE AIN'T ON

NOW THEY GOT ROGER CLEMENS ALL ON TV, TALKING ABOUT HE AIN'T ON STEROIDS.

ON TV, TALKING ABOUT HE AIN'T ON STEROIDS. HE CAN SAY HE AIN'T ON STEROIDS,

STEROIDS. HE CAN SAY HE AIN'T ON STEROIDS, BUT WHAT HE CAN'T DO IS NOT LOOK

HE CAN SAY HE AIN'T ON STEROIDS, BUT WHAT HE CAN'T DO IS NOT LOOK BIG AS FUCK ON TV WHILE HE'S

BUT WHAT HE CAN'T DO IS NOT LOOK BIG AS FUCK ON TV WHILE HE'S SAYING IT.

BIG AS FUCK ON TV WHILE HE'S SAYING IT. THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S HUGE.

SAYING IT. THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S HUGE. "SENATOR, I WAS NEVER ON

THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S HUGE. "SENATOR, I WAS NEVER ON STEROIDS.

"SENATOR, I WAS NEVER ON STEROIDS. SENATOR, I WAS NEVER ON

STEROIDS. SENATOR, I WAS NEVER ON STEROIDS.

SENATOR, I WAS NEVER ON STEROIDS. I JUST GOT BIGGER AND STRONGER

STEROIDS. I JUST GOT BIGGER AND STRONGER THE OLDER I GOT.

I JUST GOT BIGGER AND STRONGER THE OLDER I GOT. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TALKIN

THE OLDER I GOT. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TALKIN SO GODDAMN MUCH.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TALKIN SO GODDAMN MUCH. THAT'S WHY BARRY BONDS IS STIL

SO GODDAMN MUCH. THAT'S WHY BARRY BONDS IS STIL A GODDAMN "G" 'CAUSE BARRY AIN'T

THAT'S WHY BARRY BONDS IS STIL A GODDAMN "G" 'CAUSE BARRY AIN'T SAY SHIT.

A GODDAMN "G" 'CAUSE BARRY AIN'T SAY SHIT. THEY COULDN'T STAND THAT

SAY SHIT. THEY COULDN'T STAND THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

THEY COULDN'T STAND THAT MOTHERFUCKER. EVERY TIME THEY ASKED HIM

MOTHERFUCKER. EVERY TIME THEY ASKED HIM ANOTHER QUESTION, HE JUST HIT

EVERY TIME THEY ASKED HIM ANOTHER QUESTION, HE JUST HIT ANOTHER HOME RUN.

ANOTHER QUESTION, HE JUST HIT ANOTHER HOME RUN. THEY WAS MAD AS SHIT.

ANOTHER HOME RUN. THEY WAS MAD AS SHIT. "BARRY, ARE YOU ON STEROIDS?

"NO COMMENT."

"NO COMMENT." THEY WAS MAD AS SHIT AT THAT

"NO COMMENT." THEY WAS MAD AS SHIT AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

THEY WAS MAD AS SHIT AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY FUCKED UP

MOTHERFUCKER. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY FUCKED UP STEROIDS.

I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY FUCKED UP STEROIDS. STEROIDS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE

STEROIDS. STEROIDS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PERFECT GODDAMN DRUG.

STEROIDS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PERFECT GODDAMN DRUG. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITED A NIGGA

PERFECT GODDAMN DRUG. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITED A NIGGA MY SIZE WAS TO HEAR ABOUT

DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITED A NIGGA MY SIZE WAS TO HEAR ABOUT HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE?

MY SIZE WAS TO HEAR ABOUT HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE? NIGGA, I THOUGHT JESUS HAD

HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE? NIGGA, I THOUGHT JESUS HAD ANSWERED THIS PRAYER

NIGGA, I THOUGHT JESUS HAD ANSWERED THIS PRAYER INDIVIDUALLY.

ANSWERED THIS PRAYER INDIVIDUALLY. I WAS GLUED TO THE TV.

INDIVIDUALLY. I WAS GLUED TO THE TV. "THANK YOU, JESUS, FOR FINALLY

I WAS GLUED TO THE TV. "THANK YOU, JESUS, FOR FINALLY COMING THROUGH.

"THANK YOU, JESUS, FOR FINALLY COMING THROUGH. I APPRECIATE THAT.

COMING THROUGH. I APPRECIATE THAT. I KNEW YOU WEREN'T GONNA LET ME

I APPRECIATE THAT. I KNEW YOU WEREN'T GONNA LET ME LOOK LIKE A SEVENTH GRADER THE

I KNEW YOU WEREN'T GONNA LET ME LOOK LIKE A SEVENTH GRADER THE REST OF MY LIFE.

LOOK LIKE A SEVENTH GRADER THE REST OF MY LIFE. I REALLY DID KNOW.

REST OF MY LIFE. I REALLY DID KNOW. FUCK WHAT Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT.

I REALLY DID KNOW. FUCK WHAT Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT. I WAS GONNA BE THE FIRST NIGGA

FUCK WHAT Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT. I WAS GONNA BE THE FIRST NIGGA ON STEROIDS.

I WAS GONNA BE THE FIRST NIGGA ON STEROIDS. I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE THE BIGGEST

ON STEROIDS. I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE THE BIGGEST NIGGA IN COMEDY ONE WAY OR THE

I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE THE BIGGEST NIGGA IN COMEDY ONE WAY OR THE GODDAMN OTHER.

NIGGA IN COMEDY ONE WAY OR THE GODDAMN OTHER. "AT 5'5", 1,246 POUNDS OF

GODDAMN OTHER. "AT 5'5", 1,246 POUNDS OF COMEDY..."

"AT 5'5", 1,246 POUNDS OF COMEDY..." AND I'M COMING OUT IN A FUR COAT

COMEDY..." AND I'M COMING OUT IN A FUR COAT AND BIKER SHORTS, SO YOU NIGGAS

AND I'M COMING OUT IN A FUR COAT AND BIKER SHORTS, SO YOU NIGGAS CAN'T ACT LIKE I AIN'T BIG AS

AND BIKER SHORTS, SO YOU NIGGAS CAN'T ACT LIKE I AIN'T BIG AS SHIT

CAN'T ACT LIKE I AIN'T BIG AS SHIT I WAS ALL MOTHERFUCKING EXCITED

SHIT I WAS ALL MOTHERFUCKING EXCITED ABOUT STEROIDS.

I WAS ALL MOTHERFUCKING EXCITED ABOUT STEROIDS. I WAS LIKE, "WELL, WHAT'S THE

ABOUT STEROIDS. I WAS LIKE, "WELL, WHAT'S THE SIDE EFFECT?"

I WAS LIKE, "WELL, WHAT'S THE SIDE EFFECT?" THEY WAS LIKE, "UH, IT MAKE YOUR

SIDE EFFECT?" THEY WAS LIKE, "UH, IT MAKE YOUR DICK LITTLE."

THEY WAS LIKE, "UH, IT MAKE YOUR DICK LITTLE." ( LAUGHTER )

DICK LITTLE." ( LAUGHTER ) "MAKE YOUR DICK LITTLE?"

( LAUGHTER ) "MAKE YOUR DICK LITTLE?" AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKING SIDE

"MAKE YOUR DICK LITTLE?" AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKING SIDE EFFECT.

AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKING SIDE EFFECT. THAT'S FROM SATAN.

EFFECT. THAT'S FROM SATAN. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING

THAT'S FROM SATAN. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT "A SIDE EFFECT"?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT "A SIDE EFFECT"? IT MAKE YOU BIG AND MAKE YOUR

ABOUT "A SIDE EFFECT"? IT MAKE YOU BIG AND MAKE YOUR DICK LITTLE?

IT MAKE YOU BIG AND MAKE YOUR DICK LITTLE? AIN'T THAT..

DICK LITTLE? AIN'T THAT.. I WAS TRYING TO GET THE MUSCLES

AIN'T THAT.. I WAS TRYING TO GET THE MUSCLES TO GET SOME MORE PUSSY.

I WAS TRYING TO GET THE MUSCLES TO GET SOME MORE PUSSY. I WASN'T TRYING TO TRICK A

TO GET SOME MORE PUSSY. I WASN'T TRYING TO TRICK A BITCH.

I WASN'T TRYING TO TRICK A BITCH. THAT'S JUST WRONG.

BITCH. THAT'S JUST WRONG. "COME ON IN HERE, BITCH.

THAT'S JUST WRONG. "COME ON IN HERE, BITCH. I'M HUGE. YOU SEE I'M HUGE

"COME ON IN HERE, BITCH. I'M HUGE. YOU SEE I'M HUGE COME ON IN."

I'M HUGE. YOU SEE I'M HUGE COME ON IN." BING.

COME ON IN." BING. "NOTHING, I APOLOGIZE.

BING. "NOTHING, I APOLOGIZE. I APOLOGIZE.

"NOTHING, I APOLOGIZE. I APOLOGIZE. WELL, FUCK ME ANYWAY, BUT FEEL

I APOLOGIZE. WELL, FUCK ME ANYWAY, BUT FEEL MY ARMS.

WELL, FUCK ME ANYWAY, BUT FEEL MY ARMS. YOU FEEL HOW BIG MY ARMS ARE

MY ARMS. YOU FEEL HOW BIG MY ARMS ARE DON'T YOU?

YOU FEEL HOW BIG MY ARMS ARE DON'T YOU? DO YOU FEEL THAT?"

MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKED UP

MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKED UP EVERYTHING.

MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKED UP EVERYTHING. THAT'S WHY I'M SAYING IF YOU'RE

EVERYTHING. THAT'S WHY I'M SAYING IF YOU'RE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER, YOU JUST

THAT'S WHY I'M SAYING IF YOU'RE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER, YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO HOLD ON TO THE

A REAL MOTHERFUCKER, YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO HOLD ON TO THE FACT YOU'RE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER

GONNA HAVE TO HOLD ON TO THE FACT YOU'RE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER BECAUSE IT'S GETTING READY TO

FACT YOU'RE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER BECAUSE IT'S GETTING READY TO CHANGE.

BECAUSE IT'S GETTING READY TO CHANGE. IT AIN'T JUST ABOUT COLOR.

CHANGE. IT AIN'T JUST ABOUT COLOR. THEY HATE ALL REAL

IT AIN'T JUST ABOUT COLOR. THEY HATE ALL REAL MOTHERFUCKERS.

THEY HATE ALL REAL MOTHERFUCKERS. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME

MOTHERFUCKERS. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME EXAMPLE.

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME EXAMPLE. THERE'S A WHITE BOY THAT RAN

EXAMPLE. THERE'S A WHITE BOY THAT RAN TRACK FOR A MOTHERFUCKIN

THERE'S A WHITE BOY THAT RAN TRACK FOR A MOTHERFUCKIN LIVING.

TRACK FOR A MOTHERFUCKIN LIVING. HE RAN TRACK FOR A MOTHERFUCKING

LIVING. HE RAN TRACK FOR A MOTHERFUCKING LIVING, AND HE LOST BOTH HIS

HE RAN TRACK FOR A MOTHERFUCKING LIVING, AND HE LOST BOTH HIS MOTHERFUCKING LEGS.

LIVING, AND HE LOST BOTH HIS MOTHERFUCKING LEGS. NOW, I HATE LOSERS AND QUITTERS,

MOTHERFUCKING LEGS. NOW, I HATE LOSERS AND QUITTERS, BUT I FEEL LIKE IF YOU RUN FOR A

NOW, I HATE LOSERS AND QUITTERS, BUT I FEEL LIKE IF YOU RUN FOR A MOTHERFUCKING LIVING, AND YOU

BUT I FEEL LIKE IF YOU RUN FOR A MOTHERFUCKING LIVING, AND YOU LOSE BOTH OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING

MOTHERFUCKING LIVING, AND YOU LOSE BOTH OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LEGS, YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO

LOSE BOTH OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LEGS, YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SIT THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT.

LEGS, YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SIT THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT. YOU HAVE DONE EVERYTHING THERE

SIT THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT. YOU HAVE DONE EVERYTHING THERE WAS FOR YOU TO DO.

YOU HAVE DONE EVERYTHING THERE WAS FOR YOU TO DO. AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER, ON SOME

WAS FOR YOU TO DO. AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER, ON SOME GANGSTER SHIT, DECIDE NOT ONLY

AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER, ON SOME GANGSTER SHIT, DECIDE NOT ONLY IS HE GONNA WALK AGAIN,

GANGSTER SHIT, DECIDE NOT ONLY IS HE GONNA WALK AGAIN, HE DECIDE HE GONNA FUCKING RACE

IS HE GONNA WALK AGAIN, HE DECIDE HE GONNA FUCKING RACE AGAIN.

HE DECIDE HE GONNA FUCKING RACE AGAIN. NOW, YOU GOT TO BE IN TUNE WIT

AGAIN. NOW, YOU GOT TO BE IN TUNE WIT YOUR FUCKING STAR PLAYER TO PULL

NOW, YOU GOT TO BE IN TUNE WIT YOUR FUCKING STAR PLAYER TO PULL THIS SHIT OFF 'CAUSE THEY MADE

YOUR FUCKING STAR PLAYER TO PULL THIS SHIT OFF 'CAUSE THEY MADE HIM SOME ALUMINUM RACING LEGS

THIS SHIT OFF 'CAUSE THEY MADE HIM SOME ALUMINUM RACING LEGS AND SHIT, LOOKED LIKE BENT-BACK

HIM SOME ALUMINUM RACING LEGS AND SHIT, LOOKED LIKE BENT-BACK PAPER CLIPS AND SHIT

AND SHIT, LOOKED LIKE BENT-BACK PAPER CLIPS AND SHIT YES.

PAPER CLIPS AND SHIT YES. ( LAUGHTER )

YES. ( LAUGHTER ) DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE SOMETHING

( LAUGHTER ) DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME.

DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME. SOME OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SAW

WRONG WITH ME. SOME OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SAW THE STORY.

SOME OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SAW THE STORY. YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M

THE STORY. YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT.

YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT. IT LOOKED LIKE BENT-BACK PAPER

TALKING ABOUT. IT LOOKED LIKE BENT-BACK PAPER CLIPS, LIKE TWO BABY BOOMERANGS

IT LOOKED LIKE BENT-BACK PAPER CLIPS, LIKE TWO BABY BOOMERANGS AND SHIT.

CLIPS, LIKE TWO BABY BOOMERANGS AND SHIT. THAT'S WHAT HE HAD TO RUN ON

AND SHIT. THAT'S WHAT HE HAD TO RUN ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAD TO BE IN

THAT'S WHAT HE HAD TO RUN ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAD TO BE IN TUNE WITH HIS STAR FUCKING

THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAD TO BE IN TUNE WITH HIS STAR FUCKING PLAYER 'CAUSE SOMETIMES,

TUNE WITH HIS STAR FUCKING PLAYER 'CAUSE SOMETIMES, MOTHERFUCKERS AIN'T GONNA HAVE

PLAYER 'CAUSE SOMETIMES, MOTHERFUCKERS AIN'T GONNA HAVE YOUR BACK LIKE YOU THINK YOU

MOTHERFUCKERS AIN'T GONNA HAVE YOUR BACK LIKE YOU THINK YOU SHOULD.

YOUR BACK LIKE YOU THINK YOU SHOULD. AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOW GOT TO

SHOULD. AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOW GOT TO COME IN ON HIS ALUMINUM RACING

AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOW GOT TO COME IN ON HIS ALUMINUM RACING LEGS AND RACE AGAIN, AND HE GOT

COME IN ON HIS ALUMINUM RACING LEGS AND RACE AGAIN, AND HE GOT TO TRY TO COME IN AND BE ALL

LEGS AND RACE AGAIN, AND HE GOT TO TRY TO COME IN AND BE ALL CALM AND SMOOTH AND NOT DRAW TOO

TO TRY TO COME IN AND BE ALL CALM AND SMOOTH AND NOT DRAW TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO HIMSELF.

CALM AND SMOOTH AND NOT DRAW TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO HIMSELF. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK.

MUCH ATTENTION TO HIMSELF. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK.

TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK.

TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. ( LAUGHTER )

MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING WITH HIM

MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING WITH HIM AND SHIT.

MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING WITH HIM AND SHIT. "YEAH, YOU GOT TO GO OVER THERE

AND SHIT. "YEAH, YOU GOT TO GO OVER THERE AND SIGN UP FIRST BEFORE YOU

"YEAH, YOU GOT TO GO OVER THERE AND SIGN UP FIRST BEFORE YOU RACE."

AND SIGN UP FIRST BEFORE YOU RACE." "OH, OKAY, MOTHERFUCKER.

RACE." "OH, OKAY, MOTHERFUCKER. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK

"OH, OKAY, MOTHERFUCKER. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK.

TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK.

TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. "YEAH, THEY SAID I GOT TO SIGN

TINK. TINK. TINK. "YEAH, THEY SAID I GOT TO SIGN UP FIRST?

"YEAH, THEY SAID I GOT TO SIGN UP FIRST? YEAH, SO NO SIGN UP AT ALL?"

UP FIRST? YEAH, SO NO SIGN UP AT ALL?" TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK.

YEAH, SO NO SIGN UP AT ALL?" TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK.

TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. AND HE ALL AT THE STARTING LINE.

TINK. TINK. AND HE ALL AT THE STARTING LINE. YOU KNOW MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING

AND HE ALL AT THE STARTING LINE. YOU KNOW MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING WITH HIM, DOING ALL SORTS OF

YOU KNOW MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING WITH HIM, DOING ALL SORTS OF UNNECESSARY EXERCISES WITH THEY

WITH HIM, DOING ALL SORTS OF UNNECESSARY EXERCISES WITH THEY LEGS AND SHIT, JUST, "ON YOU

UNNECESSARY EXERCISES WITH THEY LEGS AND SHIT, JUST, "ON YOU MARK."

LEGS AND SHIT, JUST, "ON YOU MARK." ( LAUGHTER )

MARK." ( LAUGHTER ) TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK.

( LAUGHTER ) TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK.

TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. AND THE CRAZIEST FUCKING THING

TINK. TINK. AND THE CRAZIEST FUCKING THING HAPPENED.

AND THE CRAZIEST FUCKING THING HAPPENED. THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOT ONLY

HAPPENED. THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOT ONLY STARTED RUNNING.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOT ONLY STARTED RUNNING. THIS MOTHERFUCKER STARTED

STARTED RUNNING. THIS MOTHERFUCKER STARTED WINNING.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER STARTED WINNING. AND YOU KNOW A HATER CAN'T STAND

WINNING. AND YOU KNOW A HATER CAN'T STAND A GODDAMN WINNER.

AND YOU KNOW A HATER CAN'T STAND A GODDAMN WINNER. AND THE LAST PLACE YOU WANT TO

A GODDAMN WINNER. AND THE LAST PLACE YOU WANT TO BE IN A MOTHERFUCKING FOOTRACE

AND THE LAST PLACE YOU WANT TO BE IN A MOTHERFUCKING FOOTRACE IS BEHIND THE MOTHERFUCKER WITH

BE IN A MOTHERFUCKING FOOTRACE IS BEHIND THE MOTHERFUCKER WITH NO GODDAMN FOOTS.

IS BEHIND THE MOTHERFUCKER WITH NO GODDAMN FOOTS. THAT'S THE LAST --

NO GODDAMN FOOTS. THAT'S THE LAST -- I BET THAT MOTHERFUCKERS WAS MAD

THAT'S THE LAST -- I BET THAT MOTHERFUCKERS WAS MAD AS SHIT.

"MY LEGS TIRED

"MY LEGS TIRED AIN'T YOUR LEGS TIRED?

"MY LEGS TIRED AIN'T YOUR LEGS TIRED? HIS LEGS AIN'T TIRED."

AIN'T YOUR LEGS TIRED? HIS LEGS AIN'T TIRED." HE'S JUST TINK. TINK. TINK.

HIS LEGS AIN'T TIRED." HE'S JUST TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK.

HE'S JUST TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK.

TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. JUST PAPER CLIPS AND SPARKS

TINK. TINK. JUST PAPER CLIPS AND SPARKS EVERYWHERE.

JUST PAPER CLIPS AND SPARKS EVERYWHERE. JUST TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK.

EVERYWHERE. JUST TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK.

JUST TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. TINK. BUT YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE IN TUNE

TINK. TINK. TINK. BUT YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING PLAYER

BUT YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING PLAYER 'CAUSE THESE HATERS DO NOT PLAY

WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING PLAYER 'CAUSE THESE HATERS DO NOT PLAY FAIR.

'CAUSE THESE HATERS DO NOT PLAY FAIR. THESE HATING-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS

FAIR. THESE HATING-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS AT THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE LET

THESE HATING-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS AT THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE LET THIS MOTHERFUCKER RACE AND THEN

AT THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE LET THIS MOTHERFUCKER RACE AND THEN WAITED TILL HE WON AND THEN

THIS MOTHERFUCKER RACE AND THEN WAITED TILL HE WON AND THEN DISQUALIFIED HIM AND SAID, AND I

WAITED TILL HE WON AND THEN DISQUALIFIED HIM AND SAID, AND I QUOTE, "HE HAD AN UNFAIR

DISQUALIFIED HIM AND SAID, AND I QUOTE, "HE HAD AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE."

QUOTE, "HE HAD AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE." ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE

ADVANTAGE." ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKER RUNNING WITH NO

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKER RUNNING WITH NO GODDAMN LEGS?

MOTHERFUCKER RUNNING WITH NO GODDAMN LEGS? IS THAT WHO THE FUCK YOU TALKING

GODDAMN LEGS? IS THAT WHO THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT?

IS THAT WHO THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT? POOR LITTLE TINK TINK.

ABOUT? POOR LITTLE TINK TINK. THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU THINK

POOR LITTLE TINK TINK. THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVING A BAD GODDAMN DAY.

THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVING A BAD GODDAMN DAY. POOR LITTLE TINK TINK.

YOU HAVING A BAD GODDAMN DAY. POOR LITTLE TINK TINK. AIN'T THAT A BITCH?

POOR LITTLE TINK TINK. AIN'T THAT A BITCH? THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE

AIN'T THAT A BITCH? THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING

THAT'S WHY YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING PLAYER.

IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR FUCKING PLAYER. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WANT YOU TO

PLAYER. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WANT YOU TO BE MISERABLE.

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WANT YOU TO BE MISERABLE. THEY WANT YOU TO BE SAD.

BE MISERABLE. THEY WANT YOU TO BE SAD. THEY WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE THEY

THEY WANT YOU TO BE SAD. THEY WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE THEY FEEL.

THEY WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE THEY FEEL. YOU CAN'T FEEL LIKE THE FUCK

FEEL. YOU CAN'T FEEL LIKE THE FUCK THEY FEEL 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T LIKE

YOU CAN'T FEEL LIKE THE FUCK THEY FEEL 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T LIKE THEM.

THEY FEEL 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T LIKE THEM. YOU GONNA HAVE TO GET EVERY

THEM. YOU GONNA HAVE TO GET EVERY FUCKING LAUGH YOU CAN POSSIBLY

YOU GONNA HAVE TO GET EVERY FUCKING LAUGH YOU CAN POSSIBLY GET.

FUCKING LAUGH YOU CAN POSSIBLY GET. FUCK WHAT THEY TALKING ABOUT

GET. FUCK WHAT THEY TALKING ABOUT THEY WANT YOU TO BE SAD 'CAUSE

FUCK WHAT THEY TALKING ABOUT THEY WANT YOU TO BE SAD 'CAUSE THEY SAD.

THEY WANT YOU TO BE SAD 'CAUSE THEY SAD. FUCK THAT.

THEY SAD. FUCK THAT. YOU GOT TO BE HAPPY.

FUCK THAT. YOU GOT TO BE HAPPY. IF A MOTHERFUCKER FALL IN FRONT

YOU GOT TO BE HAPPY. IF A MOTHERFUCKER FALL IN FRONT OF YOU IN 20-GODDAMN-08, AND YOU

IF A MOTHERFUCKER FALL IN FRONT OF YOU IN 20-GODDAMN-08, AND YOU ARE NOT A DOCTOR ON DUTY ACROSS

OF YOU IN 20-GODDAMN-08, AND YOU ARE NOT A DOCTOR ON DUTY ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE HOSPITAL, IT

ARE NOT A DOCTOR ON DUTY ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE HOSPITAL, IT IS YOUR OBLIGATION TO GET SEVEN

THE STREET FROM THE HOSPITAL, IT IS YOUR OBLIGATION TO GET SEVEN LAUGHS OFF THAT MOTHERFUCKER

IS YOUR OBLIGATION TO GET SEVEN LAUGHS OFF THAT MOTHERFUCKER 'FORE HE GET OFF THE GROUND.

LAUGHS OFF THAT MOTHERFUCKER 'FORE HE GET OFF THE GROUND. ( LAUGHS )

'FORE HE GET OFF THE GROUND. ( LAUGHS ) CALL ANOTHER NIGGA SO HE CAN GET

( LAUGHS ) CALL ANOTHER NIGGA SO HE CAN GET FOUR OR FIVE IN.

CALL ANOTHER NIGGA SO HE CAN GET FOUR OR FIVE IN. YOU GONNA HAVE TO 'CAUSE THE

FOUR OR FIVE IN. YOU GONNA HAVE TO 'CAUSE THE WANT YOU TO BE MISERABLE.

YOU GONNA HAVE TO 'CAUSE THE WANT YOU TO BE MISERABLE. I LAUGH AT SHIT I'M NOT EVEN

WANT YOU TO BE MISERABLE. I LAUGH AT SHIT I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO LAUGH AT

I LAUGH AT SHIT I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO LAUGH AT I LAUGH FIRST AND APOLOGIZE

SUPPOSED TO LAUGH AT I LAUGH FIRST AND APOLOGIZE AFTER, LIKE WHEN THEY WAS

I LAUGH FIRST AND APOLOGIZE AFTER, LIKE WHEN THEY WAS TALKING ABOUT THE POLYGAMY

AFTER, LIKE WHEN THEY WAS TALKING ABOUT THE POLYGAMY RANCH, AND THEY HAD THEM ALL ON

TALKING ABOUT THE POLYGAMY RANCH, AND THEY HAD THEM ALL ON TV.

RANCH, AND THEY HAD THEM ALL ON TV. BEFORE THEY SHOWED THEM AND

TV. BEFORE THEY SHOWED THEM AND SHIT, WHEN THEY WAS JUST SHOWING

BEFORE THEY SHOWED THEM AND SHIT, WHEN THEY WAS JUST SHOWING THE RANCH, AND THEY HAD TOLD US

SHIT, WHEN THEY WAS JUST SHOWING THE RANCH, AND THEY HAD TOLD US ALL THE KIND OF FUCKED-UP SHIT

THE RANCH, AND THEY HAD TOLD US ALL THE KIND OF FUCKED-UP SHIT THAT WAS GOING ON IN THERE, I'

ALL THE KIND OF FUCKED-UP SHIT THAT WAS GOING ON IN THERE, I' WATCHING TV LIKE, "JUST SHOW US

THAT WAS GOING ON IN THERE, I' WATCHING TV LIKE, "JUST SHOW US WHAT THESE MOTHERFUCKING

WATCHING TV LIKE, "JUST SHOW US WHAT THESE MOTHERFUCKING MONSTERS LOOK LIKE

WHAT THESE MOTHERFUCKING MONSTERS LOOK LIKE JUST SHOW US WHAT THESE HATEFUL

MONSTERS LOOK LIKE JUST SHOW US WHAT THESE HATEFUL MOTHERFUCKING CREATURES LOOK

JUST SHOW US WHAT THESE HATEFUL MOTHERFUCKING CREATURES LOOK LIKE."

MOTHERFUCKING CREATURES LOOK LIKE." AND THEN THEY OPEN THE DOORS

LIKE." AND THEN THEY OPEN THE DOORS AND THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CAME OUT

AND THEN THEY OPEN THE DOORS AND THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CAME OUT LIKE "LITTLE HOUSE ON THE

AND THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CAME OUT LIKE "LITTLE HOUSE ON THE GODDAMN PRAIRIE" AND SHIT.

LIKE "LITTLE HOUSE ON THE GODDAMN PRAIRIE" AND SHIT. ♪ DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN,

GODDAMN PRAIRIE" AND SHIT. ♪ DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN ♪

♪ DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN ♪ AND BITCH CAME OUT WITH A DRESS

DUN, DUN, DUN ♪ AND BITCH CAME OUT WITH A DRESS MADE OUT OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER

AND BITCH CAME OUT WITH A DRESS MADE OUT OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER AND LEAVES AND SHIT.

MADE OUT OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER AND LEAVES AND SHIT. I LAUGHED THE WHOLE GODDAMN

AND LEAVES AND SHIT. I LAUGHED THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME.

I LAUGHED THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME. THEY HAD THEM POOR WOMEN IN

TIME. THEY HAD THEM POOR WOMEN IN THERE.

THEY HAD THEM POOR WOMEN IN THERE. THEY DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT

THERE. THEY DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING.

THEY DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING. THEY AIN'T NEVER SEE

NOTHING. THEY AIN'T NEVER SEE "SEX AND THE CITY,"

THEY AIN'T NEVER SEE "SEX AND THE CITY," "THE SOPRANOS," NOTHING.

"SEX AND THE CITY," "THE SOPRANOS," NOTHING. THEY AIN'T NEVER SEEN NOTHING.

"THE SOPRANOS," NOTHING. THEY AIN'T NEVER SEEN NOTHING. THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY IN

THEY AIN'T NEVER SEEN NOTHING. THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY IN THE INTERVIEW.

THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY IN THE INTERVIEW. JUST, "WE WANT OUR KIDS."

THE INTERVIEW. JUST, "WE WANT OUR KIDS." OH, I LAUGHED FROM A GOOD,

JUST, "WE WANT OUR KIDS." OH, I LAUGHED FROM A GOOD, HEALTHY PLACE TO SEE WHITE

OH, I LAUGHED FROM A GOOD, HEALTHY PLACE TO SEE WHITE PEOPLE BACK IN COLONIAL DAYS

HEALTHY PLACE TO SEE WHITE PEOPLE BACK IN COLONIAL DAYS AGAIN ON TV 'CAUSE YOU KNOW IF

PEOPLE BACK IN COLONIAL DAYS AGAIN ON TV 'CAUSE YOU KNOW IF THAT WOULD'VE BEEN NIGGAS, I

AGAIN ON TV 'CAUSE YOU KNOW IF THAT WOULD'VE BEEN NIGGAS, I WOULD'VE BEEN SOME DIFFERENT

THAT WOULD'VE BEEN NIGGAS, I WOULD'VE BEEN SOME DIFFERENT SHIT.

WOULD'VE BEEN SOME DIFFERENT SHIT. IF THEY'D HAVE FOUND 400 NIGGA

SHIT. IF THEY'D HAVE FOUND 400 NIGGA KIDS IN THE CAMP, THEY'D HAVE

IF THEY'D HAVE FOUND 400 NIGGA KIDS IN THE CAMP, THEY'D HAVE BURNED THAT BITCH DOWN AND CAME

KIDS IN THE CAMP, THEY'D HAVE BURNED THAT BITCH DOWN AND CAME IN WITH 800 SWAT TEAMS.

BURNED THAT BITCH DOWN AND CAME IN WITH 800 SWAT TEAMS. BUT BECAUSE THEY WAS WHITE, THEY

IN WITH 800 SWAT TEAMS. BUT BECAUSE THEY WAS WHITE, THEY CAME AND GOT THEM IN TOUR BUSES

BUT BECAUSE THEY WAS WHITE, THEY CAME AND GOT THEM IN TOUR BUSES AND SHIT AND TOOK THEM ON.

CAME AND GOT THEM IN TOUR BUSES AND SHIT AND TOOK THEM ON. ♪ DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN

AND SHIT AND TOOK THEM ON. ♪ DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN ♪

♪ DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN ♪ I LAUGH ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.

DUN DUN DUN ♪ I LAUGH ALL THE GODDAMN TIME. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT'S

I LAUGH ALL THE GODDAMN TIME. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT'S RIGHT OR NOT.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT'S RIGHT OR NOT. I LAUGH FIRST.

RIGHT OR NOT. I LAUGH FIRST. LIKE WHEN THEM MOTHERFUCKERS GOT

I LAUGH FIRST. LIKE WHEN THEM MOTHERFUCKERS GOT ATTACKED BY THAT GODDAMN TIGER

LIKE WHEN THEM MOTHERFUCKERS GOT ATTACKED BY THAT GODDAMN TIGER IN THE GODDAMN ZOO IN

ATTACKED BY THAT GODDAMN TIGER IN THE GODDAMN ZOO IN SAN FRANCISCO AND SHIT

IN THE GODDAMN ZOO IN SAN FRANCISCO AND SHIT AND THEY HAD IT ALL ON CNN LIKE

SAN FRANCISCO AND SHIT AND THEY HAD IT ALL ON CNN LIKE IT WAS A NATIONAL TRAGEDY AND

AND THEY HAD IT ALL ON CNN LIKE IT WAS A NATIONAL TRAGEDY AND SHIT, JUST, "OH, IT'S SO SAD."

IT WAS A NATIONAL TRAGEDY AND SHIT, JUST, "OH, IT'S SO SAD." WELL, I DIDN'T SEE NOTHING SAD

SHIT, JUST, "OH, IT'S SO SAD." WELL, I DIDN'T SEE NOTHING SAD AT ALL.

WELL, I DIDN'T SEE NOTHING SAD AT ALL. I LAUGHED THE WHOLE GODDAMN

AT ALL. I LAUGHED THE WHOLE GODDAMN COVERAGE.

I LAUGHED THE WHOLE GODDAMN COVERAGE. THESE WASN'T KIDS.

COVERAGE. THESE WASN'T KIDS. THESE WAS GROWN MOTHERFUCKERS.

THESE WASN'T KIDS. THESE WAS GROWN MOTHERFUCKERS. I FEEL LIKE IF YOU'RE A GROWN

THESE WAS GROWN MOTHERFUCKERS. I FEEL LIKE IF YOU'RE A GROWN MOTHERFUCKER, AND YOU GET

I FEEL LIKE IF YOU'RE A GROWN MOTHERFUCKER, AND YOU GET KILLED, AND YOU GET KILLED BY A

MOTHERFUCKER, AND YOU GET KILLED, AND YOU GET KILLED BY A TIGER, AND YOU GET KILLED BY A

KILLED, AND YOU GET KILLED BY A TIGER, AND YOU GET KILLED BY A TIGER IN A ZOO, AND YOU GET

TIGER, AND YOU GET KILLED BY A TIGER IN A ZOO, AND YOU GET KILLED BY A TIGER IN A ZOO IN

TIGER IN A ZOO, AND YOU GET KILLED BY A TIGER IN A ZOO IN SAN FRANCISCO, I THINK GOD'S

KILLED BY A TIGER IN A ZOO IN SAN FRANCISCO, I THINK GOD'S WILL HAS BEEN DONE FOR YOUR

SAN FRANCISCO, I THINK GOD'S WILL HAS BEEN DONE FOR YOUR LIFE.

WILL HAS BEEN DONE FOR YOUR LIFE. I THINK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WAS

LIFE. I THINK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, AND I THINK

I THINK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, AND I THINK HE WANTED ME TO LAUGH ABOUT IT A

SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, AND I THINK HE WANTED ME TO LAUGH ABOUT IT A WHOLE LOT.

HE WANTED ME TO LAUGH ABOUT IT A WHOLE LOT. THAT'S WHAT I THINK.

WHOLE LOT. THAT'S WHAT I THINK. FUCK THAT.

THAT'S WHAT I THINK. FUCK THAT. I'M A PARENT. I GOT KIDS.

FUCK THAT. I'M A PARENT. I GOT KIDS. I FEEL LIKE IF YOU RAISE A CHILD

I'M A PARENT. I GOT KIDS. I FEEL LIKE IF YOU RAISE A CHILD AT ANY AGE THAT'S DUMB ENOUGH TO

I FEEL LIKE IF YOU RAISE A CHILD AT ANY AGE THAT'S DUMB ENOUGH TO CLIMB INTO A TIGER'S CAGE, YOU

AT ANY AGE THAT'S DUMB ENOUGH TO CLIMB INTO A TIGER'S CAGE, YOU SHOULD TELL THEM THE REST OF THE

CLIMB INTO A TIGER'S CAGE, YOU SHOULD TELL THEM THE REST OF THE GODDAMN STORY.

SHOULD TELL THEM THE REST OF THE GODDAMN STORY. "THEN THE TIGER EATS YOUR

GODDAMN STORY. "THEN THE TIGER EATS YOUR ASSHOLE OUT, BABY.

"THEN THE TIGER EATS YOUR ASSHOLE OUT, BABY. THAT'S THE END."

ASSHOLE OUT, BABY. THAT'S THE END." THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S SUPPOSED

THAT'S THE END." THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. AND THESE MOTHERFUCKING

TO HAPPEN. AND THESE MOTHERFUCKING ZOOKEEPERS GOT ON TV AND STARTED

AND THESE MOTHERFUCKING ZOOKEEPERS GOT ON TV AND STARTED TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE TIGERS,

ZOOKEEPERS GOT ON TV AND STARTED TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE TIGERS, START SNITCHING ON THE TIGERS

TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE TIGERS, START SNITCHING ON THE TIGERS LIKE THEY WAS DISAPPOINTED I

START SNITCHING ON THE TIGERS LIKE THEY WAS DISAPPOINTED I THE TIGERS AND SHIT, LIKE, "WE

LIKE THEY WAS DISAPPOINTED I THE TIGERS AND SHIT, LIKE, "WE CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WOULD EVEN DO

THE TIGERS AND SHIT, LIKE, "WE CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WOULD EVEN DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WOULD EVEN DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. THEY'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE

SOMETHING LIKE THAT. THEY'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE.

THEY'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE. AND IF THEY'RE A DANGER TO THE

THAT BEFORE. AND IF THEY'RE A DANGER TO THE COMMUNITY, THEN WE'LL HAVE TO

AND IF THEY'RE A DANGER TO THE COMMUNITY, THEN WE'LL HAVE TO GET RID OF THEM."

COMMUNITY, THEN WE'LL HAVE TO GET RID OF THEM." YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE TIGER

GET RID OF THEM." YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE TIGER YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE ONLY

YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE TIGER YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE ONLY REAL MOTHERFUCKER IN THE WHOLE

YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE ONLY REAL MOTHERFUCKER IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN EQUATION.

REAL MOTHERFUCKER IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN EQUATION. YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE TIGER?

GODDAMN EQUATION. YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE TIGER? FIRST OF ALL, WHITE PEOPLE

YOU GONNA GET RID OF THE TIGER? FIRST OF ALL, WHITE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THIS.

FIRST OF ALL, WHITE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THIS. IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT

UNDERSTAND THIS. IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A TIGER IN A

IF YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A TIGER IN A ZOO, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU EVER

IT'S LIKE TO BE A TIGER IN A ZOO, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU EVER GONNA UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE

ZOO, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU EVER GONNA UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A NIGGA IN AMERICA, IF YOU

GONNA UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A NIGGA IN AMERICA, IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE

TO BE A NIGGA IN AMERICA, IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A TIGER IN A ZOO.

CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A TIGER IN A ZOO. LOOK AT WHITE PEOPLE.

TO BE A TIGER IN A ZOO. LOOK AT WHITE PEOPLE. "WHAT?

LOOK AT WHITE PEOPLE. "WHAT? NIGGAS ARE TIGERS NOW?

"WHAT? NIGGAS ARE TIGERS NOW? THEY'RE GREAT!"

NIGGAS ARE TIGERS NOW? THEY'RE GREAT!" FOLLOW ALONG, WHITE PEOPLE.

THEY'RE GREAT!" FOLLOW ALONG, WHITE PEOPLE. ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU GOT TO

FOLLOW ALONG, WHITE PEOPLE. ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU GOT TO LOOK AT THIS SHIT FROM THE

ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU GOT TO LOOK AT THIS SHIT FROM THE TIGER'S MOTHERFUCKING VIEWPOINT.

LOOK AT THIS SHIT FROM THE TIGER'S MOTHERFUCKING VIEWPOINT. FIRST OF ALL, THIS AIN'T NO

TIGER'S MOTHERFUCKING VIEWPOINT. FIRST OF ALL, THIS AIN'T NO "FAKE-ASS, GOT IT AT THE MALL"

FIRST OF ALL, THIS AIN'T NO "FAKE-ASS, GOT IT AT THE MALL" TIGER.

"FAKE-ASS, GOT IT AT THE MALL" TIGER. THIS IS A REAL GODDAMN TIGER.

TIGER. THIS IS A REAL GODDAMN TIGER. LIKE THE KIND THAT BE ON

THIS IS A REAL GODDAMN TIGER. LIKE THE KIND THAT BE ON "NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC" EVERY TIME

LIKE THE KIND THAT BE ON "NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC" EVERY TIME YOU TURN IT ON, ON THE BACK OF A

"NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC" EVERY TIME YOU TURN IT ON, ON THE BACK OF A WILDEBEEST'S ASS AND SHIT,

YOU TURN IT ON, ON THE BACK OF A WILDEBEEST'S ASS AND SHIT, JUST..

WILDEBEEST'S ASS AND SHIT, JUST.. ( LAUGHTER )

JUST.. ( LAUGHTER ) THE WILDEBEEST DON'T EVEN BE

( LAUGHTER ) THE WILDEBEEST DON'T EVEN BE DEAD.

THE WILDEBEEST DON'T EVEN BE DEAD. "I'M NOT EVEN DEAD YET!"

DEAD. "I'M NOT EVEN DEAD YET!" "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, BITCH.

"I'M NOT EVEN DEAD YET!" "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, BITCH. I'M HUNGRY NOW!"

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, BITCH. I'M HUNGRY NOW!" A REAL FUCKING TIGER.

I'M HUNGRY NOW!" A REAL FUCKING TIGER. AND EVERY DAY, THEY GOT THIS

A REAL FUCKING TIGER. AND EVERY DAY, THEY GOT THIS REAL FUCKING TIGER IN A FAKE-ASS

AND EVERY DAY, THEY GOT THIS REAL FUCKING TIGER IN A FAKE-ASS HABITAT.

REAL FUCKING TIGER IN A FAKE-ASS HABITAT. REAL FUCKING TIGER, FAKE-ASS

HABITAT. REAL FUCKING TIGER, FAKE-ASS HABITAT.

REAL FUCKING TIGER, FAKE-ASS HABITAT. AND THE TIGER NOT SUPPOSED TO

HABITAT. AND THE TIGER NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW, AS A REAL TIGER, THAT THIS

AND THE TIGER NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW, AS A REAL TIGER, THAT THIS IS A SPEAKER SYSTEM.

KNOW, AS A REAL TIGER, THAT THIS IS A SPEAKER SYSTEM. ( LAUGHTER )

AND EVERY FUCKING DAY, THE TIGER

AND EVERY FUCKING DAY, THE TIGER BE FUCKED UP 'CAUSE HE BE

AND EVERY FUCKING DAY, THE TIGER BE FUCKED UP 'CAUSE HE BE CONFLICTED.

BE FUCKED UP 'CAUSE HE BE CONFLICTED. EVERYTHING IN THE TIGER SPIRIT

CONFLICTED. EVERYTHING IN THE TIGER SPIRIT IS TELLING HIM, "NIGGA, YOU

EVERYTHING IN THE TIGER SPIRIT IS TELLING HIM, "NIGGA, YOU MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER, NIGGA

IS TELLING HIM, "NIGGA, YOU MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER, NIGGA YOU A BEAST.

MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER, NIGGA YOU A BEAST. YOU RUN THE JUNGLE, NIGGA.

YOU A BEAST. YOU RUN THE JUNGLE, NIGGA. YOU SUPPOSED TO ROAR, AND SHIT'S

YOU RUN THE JUNGLE, NIGGA. YOU SUPPOSED TO ROAR, AND SHIT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN."

YOU SUPPOSED TO ROAR, AND SHIT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN." AND EVERY FUCKING DAY, THE TIGER

SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN." AND EVERY FUCKING DAY, THE TIGER COME OUT AND TRY IT, AND THE

AND EVERY FUCKING DAY, THE TIGER COME OUT AND TRY IT, AND THE SHIT DON'T WORK.

COME OUT AND TRY IT, AND THE SHIT DON'T WORK. AND SOME OF US KNOW HOW THE FUCK

SHIT DON'T WORK. AND SOME OF US KNOW HOW THE FUCK THAT FEEL TO BE TRYING SHIT AND

AND SOME OF US KNOW HOW THE FUCK THAT FEEL TO BE TRYING SHIT AND TRYING SHIT, TRYING SHIT AND

THAT FEEL TO BE TRYING SHIT AND TRYING SHIT, TRYING SHIT AND TRYING SHIT.

TRYING SHIT, TRYING SHIT AND TRYING SHIT. DON'T WORK.

TRYING SHIT. DON'T WORK. TRYING SHIT AND TRYING SHIT.

DON'T WORK. TRYING SHIT AND TRYING SHIT. WON'T WORK.

TRYING SHIT AND TRYING SHIT. WON'T WORK. TRYING SHIT, TRY

WON'T WORK. TRYING SHIT, TRY SWITCH IT UP.

TRYING SHIT, TRY SWITCH IT UP. TRYING SHIT, TRYING SHIT

SWITCH IT UP. TRYING SHIT, TRYING SHIT WON'T WORK.

TRYING SHIT, TRYING SHIT WON'T WORK. THAT'S HOW THE FUCK THE TIGER

WON'T WORK. THAT'S HOW THE FUCK THE TIGER FEEL EVERY GODDAMN DAY HE COME

THAT'S HOW THE FUCK THE TIGER FEEL EVERY GODDAMN DAY HE COME OUT WITH THE ROAR AND SHIT.

FEEL EVERY GODDAMN DAY HE COME OUT WITH THE ROAR AND SHIT. JUST..

OUT WITH THE ROAR AND SHIT. JUST.. "WISH ME LUCK. WISH ME LUCK."

JUST.. "WISH ME LUCK. WISH ME LUCK." ( IMITATES TIGER ROAR )

"YOU SEE THAT BITCH TAKE A

"YOU SEE THAT BITCH TAKE A CAMERAPHONE PICTURE OF ME RIGHT

"YOU SEE THAT BITCH TAKE A CAMERAPHONE PICTURE OF ME RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY GODDAMN

CAMERAPHONE PICTURE OF ME RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY GODDAMN ROAR?

IN THE MIDDLE OF MY GODDAMN ROAR? YOU SEE HOW THEY DISRESPECT THE

ROAR? YOU SEE HOW THEY DISRESPECT THE TIGER?"

YOU SEE HOW THEY DISRESPECT THE TIGER?" THESE POOR TIGERS DON'T KNOW

TIGER?" THESE POOR TIGERS DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO.

THESE POOR TIGERS DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO. IT BE FOUR OR FIVE REAL TIGERS

WHAT THE FUCK TO DO. IT BE FOUR OR FIVE REAL TIGERS IN A FAKE-ASS HABITAT.

IT BE FOUR OR FIVE REAL TIGERS IN A FAKE-ASS HABITAT. WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK THEM

IN A FAKE-ASS HABITAT. WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK THEM TIGERS TALK ABOUT EVERY GODDAMN

WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK THEM TIGERS TALK ABOUT EVERY GODDAMN DAY?

TIGERS TALK ABOUT EVERY GODDAMN DAY? NOTHING BUT WHAT THE FUCK THEY

DAY? NOTHING BUT WHAT THE FUCK THEY WOULD DO IF A MOTHERFUCKER WAS

NOTHING BUT WHAT THE FUCK THEY WOULD DO IF A MOTHERFUCKER WAS TO EVER, EVER, EVER CLIMB THEY

WOULD DO IF A MOTHERFUCKER WAS TO EVER, EVER, EVER CLIMB THEY GODDAMN FOOT OVER THE GODDAMN

TO EVER, EVER, EVER CLIMB THEY GODDAMN FOOT OVER THE GODDAMN GATE.

GODDAMN FOOT OVER THE GODDAMN GATE. THAT'S ALL THE FUCK THEY TALK

GATE. THAT'S ALL THE FUCK THEY TALK ABOUT, JUST, "I WISH A

THAT'S ALL THE FUCK THEY TALK ABOUT, JUST, "I WISH A MOTHERFUCKER WOULD CLIMB IN THIS

ABOUT, JUST, "I WISH A MOTHERFUCKER WOULD CLIMB IN THIS GODDAMN CAGE."

MOTHERFUCKER WOULD CLIMB IN THIS GODDAMN CAGE." "THIS CAGE RIGHT HERE, NIGGA

GODDAMN CAGE." "THIS CAGE RIGHT HERE, NIGGA THIS CAGE RIGHT HERE, NIGGA?

"THIS CAGE RIGHT HERE, NIGGA THIS CAGE RIGHT HERE, NIGGA? WISH THEY MOTHERFUCKING WOULD.

THIS CAGE RIGHT HERE, NIGGA? WISH THEY MOTHERFUCKING WOULD. AND THE TIGER BE FUCKED UP

WISH THEY MOTHERFUCKING WOULD. AND THE TIGER BE FUCKED UP BECAUSE THE TIGER FEEL LIKE HE'S

AND THE TIGER BE FUCKED UP BECAUSE THE TIGER FEEL LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE EATING ELEPHANT

BECAUSE THE TIGER FEEL LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE EATING ELEPHANT AND GIRAFFES AND SHIT, AND EVERY

SUPPOSED TO BE EATING ELEPHANT AND GIRAFFES AND SHIT, AND EVERY DAY THEY COME FEED HIM MEAT OUT

AND GIRAFFES AND SHIT, AND EVERY DAY THEY COME FEED HIM MEAT OUT OF A BUCKET AND SHIT, JUST..

DAY THEY COME FEED HIM MEAT OUT OF A BUCKET AND SHIT, JUST.. AND ALL WHILE HE EATING THAT

OF A BUCKET AND SHIT, JUST.. AND ALL WHILE HE EATING THAT BULLSHIT, WHAT HE BE LOOKING AT?

AND ALL WHILE HE EATING THAT BULLSHIT, WHAT HE BE LOOKING AT? YOUR GOOD FRESH-MEAT ASS WALKING

BULLSHIT, WHAT HE BE LOOKING AT? YOUR GOOD FRESH-MEAT ASS WALKING AROUND THE ZOO WITH A VIDEO

YOUR GOOD FRESH-MEAT ASS WALKING AROUND THE ZOO WITH A VIDEO CAMERA AND SHIT, JUST...

AROUND THE ZOO WITH A VIDEO CAMERA AND SHIT, JUST... "LOOK AT THAT DELICIOUS-ASS FAT

CAMERA AND SHIT, JUST... "LOOK AT THAT DELICIOUS-ASS FAT BITCH RIGHT THERE.

"LOOK AT THAT DELICIOUS-ASS FAT BITCH RIGHT THERE. I'D EAT THE SHIT OUT THAT

BITCH RIGHT THERE. I'D EAT THE SHIT OUT THAT DELICIOUS-ASS FAT BITCH RIGHT

I'D EAT THE SHIT OUT THAT DELICIOUS-ASS FAT BITCH RIGHT THERE."

DELICIOUS-ASS FAT BITCH RIGHT THERE." "FUCK THAT

THERE." "FUCK THAT IT SAY "BABY FAT" RIGHT ON HERE

"FUCK THAT IT SAY "BABY FAT" RIGHT ON HERE MOTHERFUCKING ASS.

IT SAY "BABY FAT" RIGHT ON HERE MOTHERFUCKING ASS. YOU KNOW THAT'S MY FAVORITE

MOTHERFUCKING ASS. YOU KNOW THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART.

YOU KNOW THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART. I LOVE BABY FAT."

PART. I LOVE BABY FAT." AND THE TIGER BE FUCKED UP

I LOVE BABY FAT." AND THE TIGER BE FUCKED UP 'CAUSE HE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO

AND THE TIGER BE FUCKED UP 'CAUSE HE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL, AND AFTER AWHILE, HE GET

'CAUSE HE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL, AND AFTER AWHILE, HE GET DEPRESSED AND DOWN AND START

FEEL, AND AFTER AWHILE, HE GET DEPRESSED AND DOWN AND START ACTING LIKE US.

DEPRESSED AND DOWN AND START ACTING LIKE US. YOU KNOW HOW WE GET DEPRESSED

ACTING LIKE US. YOU KNOW HOW WE GET DEPRESSED AND START DOUBTING SHIT THAT WE

YOU KNOW HOW WE GET DEPRESSED AND START DOUBTING SHIT THAT WE SHOULDN'T EVEN DOUBT.

AND START DOUBTING SHIT THAT WE SHOULDN'T EVEN DOUBT. I BET THE TIGERS HAD GOTTEN AS

SHOULDN'T EVEN DOUBT. I BET THE TIGERS HAD GOTTEN AS LOW AS THEY COULD POSSIBLY GET

I BET THE TIGERS HAD GOTTEN AS LOW AS THEY COULD POSSIBLY GET JUST, "ARE YOU SURE I'M A TIGER?

LOW AS THEY COULD POSSIBLY GET JUST, "ARE YOU SURE I'M A TIGER? I DON'T FEEL VERY MUCH LIKE A

JUST, "ARE YOU SURE I'M A TIGER? I DON'T FEEL VERY MUCH LIKE A TIGER.

I DON'T FEEL VERY MUCH LIKE A TIGER. MAYBE I'M JUST A VICIOUS-ASS

TIGER. MAYBE I'M JUST A VICIOUS-ASS KOALA BEAR.

MAYBE I'M JUST A VICIOUS-ASS KOALA BEAR. DID YOU EVERY INVESTIGATE THAT?"

KOALA BEAR. DID YOU EVERY INVESTIGATE THAT?" BUT AS A REAL MOTHERFUCKER, YOU

DID YOU EVERY INVESTIGATE THAT?" BUT AS A REAL MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN'T NEVER AFFORD TO GIVE UP

BUT AS A REAL MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN'T NEVER AFFORD TO GIVE UP 'CAUSE ALL REAL MOTHERFUCKERS IS

CAN'T NEVER AFFORD TO GIVE UP 'CAUSE ALL REAL MOTHERFUCKERS IS ONLY WAITING ON ONE OPPORTUNITY,

'CAUSE ALL REAL MOTHERFUCKERS IS ONLY WAITING ON ONE OPPORTUNITY, AND THAT'S THE OPPORTUNITY TO

ONLY WAITING ON ONE OPPORTUNITY, AND THAT'S THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW A MOTHERFUCKER THEY AIN'T

AND THAT'S THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW A MOTHERFUCKER THEY AIN'T BULLSHITTING, AND I BET THEM

SHOW A MOTHERFUCKER THEY AIN'T BULLSHITTING, AND I BET THEM TIGERS HAD GOT AS LOW AS THEY

BULLSHITTING, AND I BET THEM TIGERS HAD GOT AS LOW AS THEY COULD POSSIBLY GET, AND THEN

TIGERS HAD GOT AS LOW AS THEY COULD POSSIBLY GET, AND THEN SOMETHING WONDERFUL HAPPENED IN

COULD POSSIBLY GET, AND THEN SOMETHING WONDERFUL HAPPENED IN THE TIGER WORLD.

SOMETHING WONDERFUL HAPPENED IN THE TIGER WORLD. THEY'RE JUST..

THE TIGER WORLD. THEY'RE JUST.. "NIGGA, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

THEY'RE JUST.. "NIGGA, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. GET READY, NIGGA

"NIGGA, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. GET READY, NIGGA THEY THINK WE BULLSHITTING

GET READY, NIGGA THEY THINK WE BULLSHITTING GET --"

"WAIT FOR IT.

"WAIT FOR IT. WAIT FOR IT.

"WAIT FOR IT. WAIT FOR IT. MAUL HIM!"

WAIT FOR IT. MAUL HIM!" AND THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S

MAUL HIM!" AND THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

AND THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S SUPPOSED

SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. GODDAMN, THAT TIGER -- THAT'S

TO HAPPEN. GODDAMN, THAT TIGER -- THAT'S STRONG-ASS WILDEBEEST.

GODDAMN, THAT TIGER -- THAT'S STRONG-ASS WILDEBEEST. I ALMOST BROKE BOTH OF MY ARMS

STRONG-ASS WILDEBEEST. I ALMOST BROKE BOTH OF MY ARMS THAT WOULD'VE FUCKED UP ALL THE

I ALMOST BROKE BOTH OF MY ARMS THAT WOULD'VE FUCKED UP ALL THE REST OF THE SHOW I HAD TO DO I

THAT WOULD'VE FUCKED UP ALL THE REST OF THE SHOW I HAD TO DO I LIKE THIS.

REST OF THE SHOW I HAD TO DO I LIKE THIS. POOR LITTLE TINK TINK.

LIKE THIS. POOR LITTLE TINK TINK. ( LAUGHTER )

POOR LITTLE TINK TINK. ( LAUGHTER ) MY MOTHERFUCKING POINT IS WE

( LAUGHTER ) MY MOTHERFUCKING POINT IS WE GOING THROUGH SOME NEW

MY MOTHERFUCKING POINT IS WE GOING THROUGH SOME NEW MOTHERFUCKING SHIT IN THE WORLD.

GOING THROUGH SOME NEW MOTHERFUCKING SHIT IN THE WORLD. WE GOING THROUGH SOME NEW

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT IN THE WORLD. WE GOING THROUGH SOME NEW FUCKING SHIT, AND IT'S GONNA BE

WE GOING THROUGH SOME NEW FUCKING SHIT, AND IT'S GONNA BE IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE YOUR

FUCKING SHIT, AND IT'S GONNA BE IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE YOUR STAR PLAYER IN LINE.

IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE YOUR STAR PLAYER IN LINE. THEN YOU GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SURE

STAR PLAYER IN LINE. THEN YOU GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT YOUR TEAM SET UP

THEN YOU GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT YOUR TEAM SET UP AND SOME OF US BEEN FORGETTING

YOU GOT YOUR TEAM SET UP AND SOME OF US BEEN FORGETTING TO SET UP OUR MOTHERFUCKING

AND SOME OF US BEEN FORGETTING TO SET UP OUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM.

TO SET UP OUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM. YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GO

TEAM. YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GO PAST 2008 WITHOUT YOUR

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GO PAST 2008 WITHOUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM.

PAST 2008 WITHOUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM. YOU GONNA NEED THREE OR FOUR

MOTHERFUCKING TEAM. YOU GONNA NEED THREE OR FOUR MOTHERFUCKERS THAT YOU KNOW FOR

YOU GONNA NEED THREE OR FOUR MOTHERFUCKERS THAT YOU KNOW FOR A FACT WILL JUMP IN AND BLOCK

MOTHERFUCKERS THAT YOU KNOW FOR A FACT WILL JUMP IN AND BLOCK BULLSHIT OFF OF YOUR

A FACT WILL JUMP IN AND BLOCK BULLSHIT OFF OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS IN A TIME OF

BULLSHIT OFF OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS IN A TIME OF CRISIS.

MOTHERFUCKING ASS IN A TIME OF CRISIS. YOU GONNA NEED THAT SHIT.

CRISIS. YOU GONNA NEED THAT SHIT. YOU GONNA NEED FOUR OR FIVE

YOU GONNA NEED THAT SHIT. YOU GONNA NEED FOUR OR FIVE MOTHERFUCKERS...

YOU GONNA NEED FOUR OR FIVE MOTHERFUCKERS... WHO WILL JUST JUMP IN AND BLOCK

MOTHERFUCKERS... WHO WILL JUST JUMP IN AND BLOCK BULLSHIT OFF OF YOUR

WHO WILL JUST JUMP IN AND BLOCK BULLSHIT OFF OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS IN A TIME OF

BULLSHIT OFF OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS IN A TIME OF CRISIS.

MOTHERFUCKING ASS IN A TIME OF CRISIS. YOU GONNA NEED THAT.

CRISIS. YOU GONNA NEED THAT. THE TEAM IS GONNA BE VERY, VERY

YOU GONNA NEED THAT. THE TEAM IS GONNA BE VERY, VERY IMPORTANT IN THIS NEXT

THE TEAM IS GONNA BE VERY, VERY IMPORTANT IN THIS NEXT MOTHERFUCKING ERA WE FITTIN' T

IMPORTANT IN THIS NEXT MOTHERFUCKING ERA WE FITTIN' T GO INTO.

MOTHERFUCKING ERA WE FITTIN' T GO INTO. YOU GONNA NEED A TEAM.

GO INTO. YOU GONNA NEED A TEAM. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ASK

YOU GONNA NEED A TEAM. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ASK MICHAEL VICK'S MOTHERFUCKING

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ASK MICHAEL VICK'S MOTHERFUCKING ASS HOW MUCH YOU NEED A TEAM

MICHAEL VICK'S MOTHERFUCKING ASS HOW MUCH YOU NEED A TEAM THAT NIGGA IS ALONE, ALONE

ASS HOW MUCH YOU NEED A TEAM THAT NIGGA IS ALONE, ALONE ALONE.

THAT NIGGA IS ALONE, ALONE ALONE. EVERYBODY TOLD ON THAT NIGGA -

ALONE. EVERYBODY TOLD ON THAT NIGGA - EVERYBODY -- FAMILY, FRIENDS

EVERYBODY TOLD ON THAT NIGGA - EVERYBODY -- FAMILY, FRIENDS CO-WORKERS, STRANGERS.

EVERYBODY -- FAMILY, FRIENDS CO-WORKERS, STRANGERS. THERE'S MOTHERFUCKERS IN LINE,

CO-WORKERS, STRANGERS. THERE'S MOTHERFUCKERS IN LINE, EXCITED TO TELL ON THIS NIGGA,

THERE'S MOTHERFUCKERS IN LINE, EXCITED TO TELL ON THIS NIGGA, JUST...

EXCITED TO TELL ON THIS NIGGA, JUST... ( LAUGHTER )

"UH, YES, I SAW HIM WHEN HE WAS

"UH, YES, I SAW HIM WHEN HE WAS 4 YEARS OLD, AND HE HAD

"UH, YES, I SAW HIM WHEN HE WAS 4 YEARS OLD, AND HE HAD PUPPIES WITH HIM.

4 YEARS OLD, AND HE HAD PUPPIES WITH HIM. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT IN

PUPPIES WITH HIM. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT IN CASE THAT WAS IMPORTANT.

I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT IN CASE THAT WAS IMPORTANT. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A

CASE THAT WAS IMPORTANT. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T GIVE A FUCK. THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE

FUCK. THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE YOUR TEAM IS TOGETHER, 'CAUSE

THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE YOUR TEAM IS TOGETHER, 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL SNAP ON

YOUR TEAM IS TOGETHER, 'CAUSE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL SNAP ON YOU.

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL SNAP ON YOU. THEY'LL SWITCH ON YOU LIKE...

YOU. THEY'LL SWITCH ON YOU LIKE... I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DO IT QUICK

THEY'LL SWITCH ON YOU LIKE... I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DO IT QUICK ENOUGH.

I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DO IT QUICK ENOUGH. THEY'LL SNITCH.

ENOUGH. THEY'LL SNITCH. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL SWITCH

THEY'LL SNITCH. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL SWITCH IT UP ON JUST LIKE FUCKING THAT.

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL SWITCH IT UP ON JUST LIKE FUCKING THAT. RIGHT THERE -- THAT WAS THE ONE.

IT UP ON JUST LIKE FUCKING THAT. RIGHT THERE -- THAT WAS THE ONE. IF I HADN'T BROKE MY ARM

RIGHT THERE -- THAT WAS THE ONE. IF I HADN'T BROKE MY ARM EARLIER, I COULD HAVE DONE I

IF I HADN'T BROKE MY ARM EARLIER, I COULD HAVE DONE I CORRECTLY, BUT JUST LIKE THAT.

EARLIER, I COULD HAVE DONE I CORRECTLY, BUT JUST LIKE THAT. THAT'S HOW FUCKING QUICK THE

CORRECTLY, BUT JUST LIKE THAT. THAT'S HOW FUCKING QUICK THE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL TURN ON YOU.

THAT'S HOW FUCKING QUICK THE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL TURN ON YOU. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME

MOTHERFUCKERS WILL TURN ON YOU. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME ASK BRITNEY MOTHERFUCKING SPEARS

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME ASK BRITNEY MOTHERFUCKING SPEARS HOW QUICKLY THEM MOTHERFUCKERS

ASK BRITNEY MOTHERFUCKING SPEARS HOW QUICKLY THEM MOTHERFUCKERS WILL TURN ON YOU.

HOW QUICKLY THEM MOTHERFUCKERS WILL TURN ON YOU. POOR BRITNEY.

WILL TURN ON YOU. POOR BRITNEY. POOR BRITNEY.

POOR BRITNEY. POOR BRITNEY. HOW SAD.

POOR BRITNEY. HOW SAD. HOW HILARIOUSLY SAD -- WHAT WILL

HOW SAD. HOW HILARIOUSLY SAD -- WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU AIN'T GOT YOUR

HOW HILARIOUSLY SAD -- WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU AIN'T GOT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM RIGHT

HAPPEN IF YOU AIN'T GOT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM RIGHT THEY SWITCHED ON HER SO

MOTHERFUCKING TEAM RIGHT THEY SWITCHED ON HER SO MOTHERFUCKING QUICK.

THEY SWITCHED ON HER SO MOTHERFUCKING QUICK. THEY WAS JUST TAKING SWEET

MOTHERFUCKING QUICK. THEY WAS JUST TAKING SWEET PICTURES OF BRITNEY, JUST...

THEY WAS JUST TAKING SWEET PICTURES OF BRITNEY, JUST... CHH!

PICTURES OF BRITNEY, JUST... CHH! "HOW YOU DOING, BRITNEY?"

CHH! "HOW YOU DOING, BRITNEY?" CHH!

"HOW YOU DOING, BRITNEY?" CHH! "LOOKING GOOD, BRITNEY."

CHH! "LOOKING GOOD, BRITNEY." CHH!

"LOOKING GOOD, BRITNEY." CHH! "YOU GOING SHOPPING, BRITNEY?"

CHH! "YOU GOING SHOPPING, BRITNEY?" NOW THEY TAKING GANGSTER

"YOU GOING SHOPPING, BRITNEY?" NOW THEY TAKING GANGSTER PICTURES, JUST, "GET IN THE CAR,

NOW THEY TAKING GANGSTER PICTURES, JUST, "GET IN THE CAR, BITCH!"

PICTURES, JUST, "GET IN THE CAR, BITCH!" CHH!

BITCH!" CHH! "SHOW US YOUR PUSSY, BITCH!"

CHH! "SHOW US YOUR PUSSY, BITCH!" CHH!

"SHOW US YOUR PUSSY, BITCH!" CHH! "THROW YOUR WIG IN THE AIR!"

CHH! "THROW YOUR WIG IN THE AIR!" CHH!

"THROW YOUR WIG IN THE AIR!" CHH! "WAVE IT LIKE YOU JUST DON'T

CHH! "WAVE IT LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!"

"WAVE IT LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!" CHH!

CARE!" CHH! THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK, BUT YOU

CHH! THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK, BUT YOU GOT TO WATCH THE GODDAMN STORY

THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK, BUT YOU GOT TO WATCH THE GODDAMN STORY KEVIN FEDERLINE IS THE

GOT TO WATCH THE GODDAMN STORY KEVIN FEDERLINE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING AMERICAN DREAM.

KEVIN FEDERLINE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING AMERICAN DREAM. I HOPE YOU WAS WATCHING THE

MOTHERFUCKING AMERICAN DREAM. I HOPE YOU WAS WATCHING THE GODDAMN STORY.

I HOPE YOU WAS WATCHING THE GODDAMN STORY. YOU CAN HATE THE PLAYER, BUT YOU

GODDAMN STORY. YOU CAN HATE THE PLAYER, BUT YOU CAN'T HATE THE GODDAMN GAME, AND

YOU CAN HATE THE PLAYER, BUT YOU CAN'T HATE THE GODDAMN GAME, AND THAT GODDAMN KEVIN FEDERLINE

CAN'T HATE THE GODDAMN GAME, AND THAT GODDAMN KEVIN FEDERLINE FOLLOWED THE PIMP MANUAL STEP BY

THAT GODDAMN KEVIN FEDERLINE FOLLOWED THE PIMP MANUAL STEP BY GODDAMN STEP, LINE BY

FOLLOWED THE PIMP MANUAL STEP BY GODDAMN STEP, LINE BY MOTHERFUCKING LINE.

GODDAMN STEP, LINE BY MOTHERFUCKING LINE. THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS A JOY TO

MOTHERFUCKING LINE. THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS A JOY TO WATCH.

THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS A JOY TO WATCH. IT WAS LIKE HE WAS ON

WATCH. IT WAS LIKE HE WAS ON "SportsCenter," JUST..

IT WAS LIKE HE WAS ON "SportsCenter," JUST.. ♪ DA-NA-NA, DA-NA-NA ♪

"SportsCenter," JUST.. ♪ DA-NA-NA, DA-NA-NA ♪ FUCKING FEDERLINE.

♪ DA-NA-NA, DA-NA-NA ♪ FUCKING FEDERLINE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT

FUCKING FEDERLINE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT BULLSHITTING.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT BULLSHITTING. HIS NAME GONNA BE AN ADJECTIVE

BULLSHITTING. HIS NAME GONNA BE AN ADJECTIVE IN 2009, A WAY OF WARNING

HIS NAME GONNA BE AN ADJECTIVE IN 2009, A WAY OF WARNING WOMAN.

IN 2009, A WAY OF WARNING WOMAN. "MISS, DON'T FUCK AROUND AND GET

WOMAN. "MISS, DON'T FUCK AROUND AND GET FEDERLINED, FUCKING WITH ME.

"MISS, DON'T FUCK AROUND AND GET FEDERLINED, FUCKING WITH ME. I'LL TELL YOU, I AM NOT ONE TO

FEDERLINED, FUCKING WITH ME. I'LL TELL YOU, I AM NOT ONE TO PLAY WITH."

I'LL TELL YOU, I AM NOT ONE TO PLAY WITH." THAT MOTHERFUCKER

PLAY WITH." THAT MOTHERFUCKER KEVIN FEDERLINE IS THE AMERICAN

THAT MOTHERFUCKER KEVIN FEDERLINE IS THE AMERICAN GODDAMN DREAM.

KEVIN FEDERLINE IS THE AMERICAN GODDAMN DREAM. HE IS PROOF THAT YOU CAN TAKE

GODDAMN DREAM. HE IS PROOF THAT YOU CAN TAKE NOTHING AND TURN IT INTO

HE IS PROOF THAT YOU CAN TAKE NOTHING AND TURN IT INTO SOMETHING.

NOTHING AND TURN IT INTO SOMETHING. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ON THE

SOMETHING. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ON THE COUNT OF THREE, NAME YOUR

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ON THE COUNT OF THREE, NAME YOUR FAVORITE KEVIN FEDERLINE MOMENT.

COUNT OF THREE, NAME YOUR FAVORITE KEVIN FEDERLINE MOMENT. 1, 2, 3.

FAVORITE KEVIN FEDERLINE MOMENT. 1, 2, 3. NOTHING.

1, 2, 3. NOTHING. TURNED IT INTO SOMETHING.

NOTHING. TURNED IT INTO SOMETHING. AND BRITNEY WAS THE SHIT.

TURNED IT INTO SOMETHING. AND BRITNEY WAS THE SHIT. SHE WASN'T NO REGULAR GODDAMN

AND BRITNEY WAS THE SHIT. SHE WASN'T NO REGULAR GODDAMN SINGER.

SHE WASN'T NO REGULAR GODDAMN SINGER. SHE WAS PERFORMING IN FRONT OF

SINGER. SHE WAS PERFORMING IN FRONT OF ARENAS AND SHIT.

SHE WAS PERFORMING IN FRONT OF ARENAS AND SHIT. I GOT NIGGA KIDS.

ARENAS AND SHIT. I GOT NIGGA KIDS. MY KIDS WAS LISTENING TO HER

I GOT NIGGA KIDS. MY KIDS WAS LISTENING TO HER SHIT IN THE KITCHEN, TRYING TO

MY KIDS WAS LISTENING TO HER SHIT IN THE KITCHEN, TRYING TO MAKE IT COOL AND SHIT, JUST...

SHIT IN THE KITCHEN, TRYING TO MAKE IT COOL AND SHIT, JUST... ♪ OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN ♪

MAKE IT COOL AND SHIT, JUST... ♪ OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN ♪ "OKAY, NIGGA, JUST SAY YOU'RE

♪ OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN ♪ "OKAY, NIGGA, JUST SAY YOU'RE SORRY AND GO TO YOUR ROOM.

"OKAY, NIGGA, JUST SAY YOU'RE SORRY AND GO TO YOUR ROOM. I DON'T NEED YOU TO PERFORM AND

SORRY AND GO TO YOUR ROOM. I DON'T NEED YOU TO PERFORM AND SHIT."

I DON'T NEED YOU TO PERFORM AND SHIT." AND ALL THE FUCKING TIME, WHILE

SHIT." AND ALL THE FUCKING TIME, WHILE BRITNEY WAS OUT THERE

AND ALL THE FUCKING TIME, WHILE BRITNEY WAS OUT THERE PERFORMING, KEVIN FEDERLINE'S

BRITNEY WAS OUT THERE PERFORMING, KEVIN FEDERLINE'S POSITION WAS WAY BACK HERE

PERFORMING, KEVIN FEDERLINE'S POSITION WAS WAY BACK HERE DBEHIND THE GODDAMN D.J. AND

POSITION WAS WAY BACK HERE DBEHIND THE GODDAMN D.J. AND SHIT.

DBEHIND THE GODDAMN D.J. AND SHIT. HE USED TO HAVE TO DANCE FROM

SHIT. HE USED TO HAVE TO DANCE FROM BACK HERE, JUST...

HE USED TO HAVE TO DANCE FROM BACK HERE, JUST... ( LAUGHTER )

BACK HERE, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) THAT MOTHERFUCKER GOT IN AND

( LAUGHTER ) THAT MOTHERFUCKER GOT IN AND HANDLED HIS GODDAMN BUSINESS

THAT MOTHERFUCKER GOT IN AND HANDLED HIS GODDAMN BUSINESS AND I WAS TRYING TO TELL ALL THE

HANDLED HIS GODDAMN BUSINESS AND I WAS TRYING TO TELL ALL THE WOMEN ON MY STAFF, "YOU BETTER

AND I WAS TRYING TO TELL ALL THE WOMEN ON MY STAFF, "YOU BETTER FUCKING WATCH THIS SHIT SO YOU

WOMEN ON MY STAFF, "YOU BETTER FUCKING WATCH THIS SHIT SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT THE FUCK WILL

FUCKING WATCH THIS SHIT SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT THE FUCK WILL HAPPEN."

CAN SEE WHAT THE FUCK WILL HAPPEN." AND THEY DIDN'T WANT TO FUCKING

HAPPEN." AND THEY DIDN'T WANT TO FUCKING BELIEVE ME, JUST, "WHAT -- WHA

AND THEY DIDN'T WANT TO FUCKING BELIEVE ME, JUST, "WHAT -- WHA HE GONNA DO?

BELIEVE ME, JUST, "WHAT -- WHA HE GONNA DO? HE GONNA GET WITH HER AND TAKE

HE GONNA DO? HE GONNA GET WITH HER AND TAKE HER MONEY?

HE GONNA GET WITH HER AND TAKE HER MONEY? UH, NO, BITCH.

HER MONEY? UH, NO, BITCH. IT LOOK LIKE HE GONNA MAKE HIS

UH, NO, BITCH. IT LOOK LIKE HE GONNA MAKE HIS OWN MOTHERFUCKING MONEY.

IT LOOK LIKE HE GONNA MAKE HIS OWN MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. THERE GO THE BABIES -- CHECK AND

OWN MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. THERE GO THE BABIES -- CHECK AND CHECKMATE -- RIGHT ON SCHEDULE

THERE GO THE BABIES -- CHECK AND CHECKMATE -- RIGHT ON SCHEDULE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT MISSING

CHECKMATE -- RIGHT ON SCHEDULE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT MISSING A BEAT.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT MISSING A BEAT. "WELL, WELL, WHAT HE GONNA DO?

A BEAT. "WELL, WELL, WHAT HE GONNA DO? HE GONNA BREAK UP WITH HER SO HE

"WELL, WELL, WHAT HE GONNA DO? HE GONNA BREAK UP WITH HER SO HE CAN GET THE MONEY?"

HE GONNA BREAK UP WITH HER SO HE CAN GET THE MONEY?" UH, NO.

CAN GET THE MONEY?" UH, NO. IT LOOK LIKE HE GONNA MAKE HER

UH, NO. IT LOOK LIKE HE GONNA MAKE HER BREAK UP WITH HER MOTHERFUCKING

IT LOOK LIKE HE GONNA MAKE HER BREAK UP WITH HER MOTHERFUCKING SELF.

BREAK UP WITH HER MOTHERFUCKING SELF. AND THE NEXT TIME YOU SAW HER,

SELF. AND THE NEXT TIME YOU SAW HER, SHE WAS IN THE BACK OF A

AND THE NEXT TIME YOU SAW HER, SHE WAS IN THE BACK OF A AMBULANCE, LOOKING HAPPY AND MAD

SHE WAS IN THE BACK OF A AMBULANCE, LOOKING HAPPY AND MAD AT THE SAME TIME, JUST...

AMBULANCE, LOOKING HAPPY AND MAD AT THE SAME TIME, JUST... ( LAUGHTER )

AT THE SAME TIME, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE

( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING TEAM

THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING TEAM TOGETHER.

YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING TEAM TOGETHER. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS AIN'T

TOGETHER. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS AIN'T PLAYING FAIR.

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS AIN'T PLAYING FAIR. YOU GONNA NEED YOUR TEAM

PLAYING FAIR. YOU GONNA NEED YOUR TEAM TOGETHER.

YOU GONNA NEED YOUR TEAM TOGETHER. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME

TOGETHER. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME ASK EDDIE MURPHY.

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME ASK EDDIE MURPHY. THAT MOTHERFUCKING BITCH FROM

ASK EDDIE MURPHY. THAT MOTHERFUCKING BITCH FROM THE SPICE GIRLS CAME FROM LONDON

THAT MOTHERFUCKING BITCH FROM THE SPICE GIRLS CAME FROM LONDON AND GOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN 3.2

THE SPICE GIRLS CAME FROM LONDON AND GOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN 3.2 MINUTES OR SOME SHIT.

AND GOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN 3.2 MINUTES OR SOME SHIT. SOON AS SHE GOT OFF THE PLANE,

MINUTES OR SOME SHIT. SOON AS SHE GOT OFF THE PLANE, SHE WAS ON HER SHIT, JUST...

SOON AS SHE GOT OFF THE PLANE, SHE WAS ON HER SHIT, JUST... VROOM!

SHE WAS ON HER SHIT, JUST... VROOM! "WE'RE PREGNANT, EDDIE

VROOM! "WE'RE PREGNANT, EDDIE BYE-BYE."

"WE'RE PREGNANT, EDDIE BYE-BYE." VROOM!

BYE-BYE." VROOM! THAT BITCH IS THE SHIT.

VROOM! THAT BITCH IS THE SHIT. YOU GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOUR

THAT BITCH IS THE SHIT. YOU GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM IS RIGHT,

YOU GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM IS RIGHT, ESPECIALLY US, FELLAS.

MOTHERFUCKING TEAM IS RIGHT, ESPECIALLY US, FELLAS. IT START WITH US.

ESPECIALLY US, FELLAS. IT START WITH US. WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE

IT START WITH US. WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOTHERFUCKING TEAM CAPTAINS.

WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOTHERFUCKING TEAM CAPTAINS. WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE COACH OF

MOTHERFUCKING TEAM CAPTAINS. WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE COACH OF OUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM, AND SOME

WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE COACH OF OUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM, AND SOME OF US HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW

OUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM, AND SOME OF US HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW IMPORTANT THE TEAM GONNA BE IN

OF US HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW IMPORTANT THE TEAM GONNA BE IN 2008.

IMPORTANT THE TEAM GONNA BE IN 2008. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS GOT A

2008. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS GOT A FRANCHISE PLAYER ON YOUR

SOME OF YOU NIGGAS GOT A FRANCHISE PLAYER ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM.

FRANCHISE PLAYER ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TEAM. I'M TALKING ABOUT A THOROUGHBRED

MOTHERFUCKING TEAM. I'M TALKING ABOUT A THOROUGHBRED WOMAN, ONE THAT LIVE AND DIE BY

I'M TALKING ABOUT A THOROUGHBRED WOMAN, ONE THAT LIVE AND DIE BY THE GODDAMN TEAM.

WOMAN, ONE THAT LIVE AND DIE BY THE GODDAMN TEAM. YOU GOT A FRANCHISE PLAYER, AND

THE GODDAMN TEAM. YOU GOT A FRANCHISE PLAYER, AND YOU DONE LET HER SIT ON THE

YOU GOT A FRANCHISE PLAYER, AND YOU DONE LET HER SIT ON THE BENCH.

YOU DONE LET HER SIT ON THE BENCH. SHE DONE FORGOTTEN WHAT TEAM SHE

BENCH. SHE DONE FORGOTTEN WHAT TEAM SHE EVEN ON.

SHE DONE FORGOTTEN WHAT TEAM SHE EVEN ON. YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND, SOME OF

EVEN ON. YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND, SOME OF YOU NIGGAS AIN'T GOING TO THE

YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND, SOME OF YOU NIGGAS AIN'T GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS.

YOU NIGGAS AIN'T GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS IS 3-22 IN

PLAYOFFS. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS IS 3-22 IN THE RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW.

SOME OF YOU NIGGAS IS 3-22 IN THE RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW. YOU GONNA HAVE TO WORK ON IT.

THE RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW. YOU GONNA HAVE TO WORK ON IT. WORK ON YOUR FRANCHISE PLAYER.

YOU GONNA HAVE TO WORK ON IT. WORK ON YOUR FRANCHISE PLAYER. SOME OF Y'ALL GOT A WONDERFUL

WORK ON YOUR FRANCHISE PLAYER. SOME OF Y'ALL GOT A WONDERFUL FRANCHISE PLAYER, BUT YOU SO

SOME OF Y'ALL GOT A WONDERFUL FRANCHISE PLAYER, BUT YOU SO BUSY LOOKING OUT AT THE FREE

FRANCHISE PLAYER, BUT YOU SO BUSY LOOKING OUT AT THE FREE AGENCY AND WHO GETTING TRADED

BUSY LOOKING OUT AT THE FREE AGENCY AND WHO GETTING TRADED AND WHO COMING UP ON THE DRAFT

AGENCY AND WHO GETTING TRADED AND WHO COMING UP ON THE DRAFT YOU DONE FORGOT ABOUT YOUR

AND WHO COMING UP ON THE DRAFT YOU DONE FORGOT ABOUT YOUR FRANCHISE PLAYER, AND YOU GOT TO

YOU DONE FORGOT ABOUT YOUR FRANCHISE PLAYER, AND YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY.

FRANCHISE PLAYER, AND YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY. YOU AIN'T GOT TO SPEND NO MONEY.

FUCKING TRY. YOU AIN'T GOT TO SPEND NO MONEY. YOU AIN'T GOT TO WAIT FOR A

YOU AIN'T GOT TO SPEND NO MONEY. YOU AIN'T GOT TO WAIT FOR A HOLIDAY.

YOU AIN'T GOT TO WAIT FOR A HOLIDAY. YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY.

HOLIDAY. YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY. JUST WAIT FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT

YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY. JUST WAIT FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT WAIT FOR HER TO BE LAYING ACROSS

JUST WAIT FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT WAIT FOR HER TO BE LAYING ACROSS THE BED ON HER STOMACH.

WAIT FOR HER TO BE LAYING ACROSS THE BED ON HER STOMACH. UNSUSPECTING.

THE BED ON HER STOMACH. UNSUSPECTING. THAT'S A GREAT TIME FOR A PEP

UNSUSPECTING. THAT'S A GREAT TIME FOR A PEP TALK, FOR SOME ENTHUSIASM AND

THAT'S A GREAT TIME FOR A PEP TALK, FOR SOME ENTHUSIASM AND SHIT, IF YOU CAN JUST SNEAK UP

TALK, FOR SOME ENTHUSIASM AND SHIT, IF YOU CAN JUST SNEAK UP ON HER IN THE RIGHT MOMENT

SHIT, IF YOU CAN JUST SNEAK UP ON HER IN THE RIGHT MOMENT JUST...

"YOU DO REMEMBER WHOSE

"YOU DO REMEMBER WHOSE MOTHERFUCKING TEAM YOU ON, DON'T

"YOU DO REMEMBER WHOSE MOTHERFUCKING TEAM YOU ON, DON'T YOU?

MOTHERFUCKING TEAM YOU ON, DON'T YOU? HUH?

YOU? HUH? DO YOU REMEMBER WHOSE

HUH? DO YOU REMEMBER WHOSE MOTHERFUCKING TEAM YOU ON?

DO YOU REMEMBER WHOSE MOTHERFUCKING TEAM YOU ON? ( Chanting ) 2, 4, 6, 8, WHO DO

MOTHERFUCKING TEAM YOU ON? ( Chanting ) 2, 4, 6, 8, WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?"

( Chanting ) 2, 4, 6, 8, WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?" COME ON, NOW.

WE APPRECIATE?" COME ON, NOW. JUST GONNA HAVE TO DO IT

COME ON, NOW. JUST GONNA HAVE TO DO IT FELLAS.

JUST GONNA HAVE TO DO IT FELLAS. WE GONNA HAVE TO TRY

FELLAS. WE GONNA HAVE TO TRY SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN

WE GONNA HAVE TO TRY SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN TRY TO KEEP YOUR FRANCHISE

SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN TRY TO KEEP YOUR FRANCHISE PLAYER MOTIVATED.

TRY TO KEEP YOUR FRANCHISE PLAYER MOTIVATED. YOU WON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY

PLAYER MOTIVATED. YOU WON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN

YOU WON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN JACK OFF.

SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN JACK OFF. YOU DONE GOT SO MOTHERFUCKING

JACK OFF. YOU DONE GOT SO MOTHERFUCKING GROWN, YOU'RE TOO GROWN TO JACK

YOU DONE GOT SO MOTHERFUCKING GROWN, YOU'RE TOO GROWN TO JACK OFF.

GROWN, YOU'RE TOO GROWN TO JACK OFF. YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO PRACTICE.

OFF. YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO PRACTICE. YOU WON'T PRACTICE AT ALL.

YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO PRACTICE. YOU WON'T PRACTICE AT ALL. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU GONNA

YOU WON'T PRACTICE AT ALL. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU GONNA KEEP PLAYING THE GAME, NIGGA, IF

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU GONNA KEEP PLAYING THE GAME, NIGGA, IF YOU REFUSE TO GODDAMN PRACTICE

KEEP PLAYING THE GAME, NIGGA, IF YOU REFUSE TO GODDAMN PRACTICE YOU JUST GONNA RUN IN THE GAME

YOU REFUSE TO GODDAMN PRACTICE YOU JUST GONNA RUN IN THE GAME COLD, NIGGA?

YOU JUST GONNA RUN IN THE GAME COLD, NIGGA? YOU AIN'T GONNA WARM UP OR

COLD, NIGGA? YOU AIN'T GONNA WARM UP OR NOTHING?

YOU AIN'T GONNA WARM UP OR NOTHING? COME ON, TELL 'EM.

NOTHING? COME ON, TELL 'EM. DON'T YOU HAVE TO WARM UP?

COME ON, TELL 'EM. DON'T YOU HAVE TO WARM UP? ( LAUGHTER )

DON'T YOU HAVE TO WARM UP? ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHUCKLES )

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHUCKLES ) YOU GOT TO FUCKING WARM UP.

( CHUCKLES ) YOU GOT TO FUCKING WARM UP. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

YOU GOT TO FUCKING WARM UP. THIS IS BULLSHIT. SOME OF YOU FELLAS -- COME ON

THIS IS BULLSHIT. SOME OF YOU FELLAS -- COME ON NOW, GODDAMN IT.

SOME OF YOU FELLAS -- COME ON NOW, GODDAMN IT. WE GOT TO TRY.

NOW, GODDAMN IT. WE GOT TO TRY. YOU WANT WOMEN TO DO ALL KIND OF

WE GOT TO TRY. YOU WANT WOMEN TO DO ALL KIND OF SHIT FOR US.

YOU WANT WOMEN TO DO ALL KIND OF SHIT FOR US. WE WANT HER TO WEAR SOME NEW

SHIT FOR US. WE WANT HER TO WEAR SOME NEW LINGERIE, PUT ON A NEW OUTFIT,

WE WANT HER TO WEAR SOME NEW LINGERIE, PUT ON A NEW OUTFIT, CUT HER HAIR DIFFERENT, BRING

LINGERIE, PUT ON A NEW OUTFIT, CUT HER HAIR DIFFERENT, BRING ANOTHER GIRL IN THE

CUT HER HAIR DIFFERENT, BRING ANOTHER GIRL IN THE RELATIONSHIP.

ANOTHER GIRL IN THE RELATIONSHIP. "I DID THAT FOR FIVE NIGGAS."

RELATIONSHIP. "I DID THAT FOR FIVE NIGGAS." "THAT'S WHAT I SAID."

"I DID THAT FOR FIVE NIGGAS." "THAT'S WHAT I SAID." THAT'S THE ONE I HAD PICKED.

"THAT'S WHAT I SAID." THAT'S THE ONE I HAD PICKED. REMEMBER, I PICKED THAT ONE.

THAT'S THE ONE I HAD PICKED. REMEMBER, I PICKED THAT ONE. I'M JUST SAYING, WE GOT TO DO

REMEMBER, I PICKED THAT ONE. I'M JUST SAYING, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING, NIGGAS.

I'M JUST SAYING, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING, NIGGAS. WE CAN'T JUST KEEP PRESENTING

SOMETHING, NIGGAS. WE CAN'T JUST KEEP PRESENTING THE SAME DICK NIGHT AFTER NIGHT,

WE CAN'T JUST KEEP PRESENTING THE SAME DICK NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, JUST...

THE SAME DICK NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, JUST... ♪ DUN-DA-DA-DA ♪

JUST... ♪ DUN-DA-DA-DA ♪ NO.

♪ DUN-DA-DA-DA ♪ NO. ♪ DUN-DA-DA-DA ♪

NO. ♪ DUN-DA-DA-DA ♪ WE GOT TO FUCKING TRY.

♪ DUN-DA-DA-DA ♪ WE GOT TO FUCKING TRY. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN

WE GOT TO FUCKING TRY. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY.

SOME OF YOU NIGGAS WON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY. YOU NOT GONNA JACK OFF, AND

FUCKING TRY. YOU NOT GONNA JACK OFF, AND BECAUSE YOU WON'T JACK OFF

YOU NOT GONNA JACK OFF, AND BECAUSE YOU WON'T JACK OFF NIGGAS, SOME OF YOU GROWN

BECAUSE YOU WON'T JACK OFF NIGGAS, SOME OF YOU GROWN MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE HAD THAT SAME

NIGGAS, SOME OF YOU GROWN MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE HAD THAT SAME HAND AND YOUR SAME DICK YOUR

MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE HAD THAT SAME HAND AND YOUR SAME DICK YOUR WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING LIFE, AND

HAND AND YOUR SAME DICK YOUR WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING LIFE, AND YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN

WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING LIFE, AND YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING STROKE NUMBER.

YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING STROKE NUMBER. YOU DON'T KNOW.

MOTHERFUCKING STROKE NUMBER. YOU DON'T KNOW. YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN

YOU DON'T KNOW. YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING COME NUMBER.

YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING COME NUMBER. YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN FUCK

MOTHERFUCKING COME NUMBER. YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN FUCK NUMBER.

YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN FUCK NUMBER. FUCK A SLEEP NUMBER, NIGGA.

NUMBER. FUCK A SLEEP NUMBER, NIGGA. YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN GODDAMN

FUCK A SLEEP NUMBER, NIGGA. YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN GODDAMN FUCK NUMBER.

YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN GODDAMN FUCK NUMBER. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES

FUCK NUMBER. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAN DO THIS BEFORE SOMETHING

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAN DO THIS BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPEN.

YOU CAN DO THIS BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPEN. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

HAPPEN. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. EVERY TIME YOU FUCK HER, YOU

YOU HAVE NO IDEA. EVERY TIME YOU FUCK HER, YOU PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE.

EVERY TIME YOU FUCK HER, YOU PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE. YOU DON'T KNOW.

PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE. YOU DON'T KNOW. SHE DON'T KNOW.

YOU DON'T KNOW. SHE DON'T KNOW. IT'S A SURPRISE TO BOTH OF YOU.

SHE DON'T KNOW. IT'S A SURPRISE TO BOTH OF YOU. JUST...

IT'S A SURPRISE TO BOTH OF YOU. JUST... BANG, BANG.

JUST... BANG, BANG. "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

BANG, BANG. "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT COMING.

"I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT COMING. I DIDN'T EVEN -- I WOULD HAVE

I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT COMING. I DIDN'T EVEN -- I WOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.

I DIDN'T EVEN -- I WOULD HAVE WARNED YOU. IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD,

WARNED YOU. IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.

IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. I DIDN'T EVEN...

TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. I DIDN'T EVEN... YOU GONNA HAVE TO FIND OUT YOUR

I DIDN'T EVEN... YOU GONNA HAVE TO FIND OUT YOUR OWN FUCK NUMBER, NIGGA.

YOU GONNA HAVE TO FIND OUT YOUR OWN FUCK NUMBER, NIGGA. IT'LL FREE YOU UP FOR THE REST

OWN FUCK NUMBER, NIGGA. IT'LL FREE YOU UP FOR THE REST OF YOUR GODDAMN RELATIONSHIP IF

IT'LL FREE YOU UP FOR THE REST OF YOUR GODDAMN RELATIONSHIP IF YOU CAN JUST FIND OUT WHAT YOUR

OF YOUR GODDAMN RELATIONSHIP IF YOU CAN JUST FIND OUT WHAT YOUR FUCK NUMBER IS, 'CAUSE IF YOU

YOU CAN JUST FIND OUT WHAT YOUR FUCK NUMBER IS, 'CAUSE IF YOU FIND OUT IT'S 174, NOW YOU HAVE

FUCK NUMBER IS, 'CAUSE IF YOU FIND OUT IT'S 174, NOW YOU HAVE TAKEN THE PRESSURE OFF OF

FIND OUT IT'S 174, NOW YOU HAVE TAKEN THE PRESSURE OFF OF YOURSELF, 'CAUSE NOW YOU AIN'T

TAKEN THE PRESSURE OFF OF YOURSELF, 'CAUSE NOW YOU AIN'T GOT TO TRY TO GET TO 175.

YOURSELF, 'CAUSE NOW YOU AIN'T GOT TO TRY TO GET TO 175. YOU KNOW THAT'S UNNECESSARY,

GOT TO TRY TO GET TO 175. YOU KNOW THAT'S UNNECESSARY, 'CAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS STOP AND

YOU KNOW THAT'S UNNECESSARY, 'CAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS STOP AND RESET AT 175 NOW.

'CAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS STOP AND RESET AT 175 NOW. SO, NOW YOU FREE.

RESET AT 175 NOW. SO, NOW YOU FREE. YOU JUST -- 172, 173, 174!

SO, NOW YOU FREE. YOU JUST -- 172, 173, 174! RESET.

YOU JUST -- 172, 173, 174! RESET. THANK YOU, THANK YOU

RESET. THANK YOU, THANK YOU BUT YOU WANT TO KNOW YOUR OWN

THANK YOU, THANK YOU BUT YOU WANT TO KNOW YOUR OWN FUCK NUMBER AT LEAST, EVEN IF

BUT YOU WANT TO KNOW YOUR OWN FUCK NUMBER AT LEAST, EVEN IF YOUR NUMBER IS SMALL.

FUCK NUMBER AT LEAST, EVEN IF YOUR NUMBER IS SMALL. EVEN IF YOUR NUMBER IS 12,

YOUR NUMBER IS SMALL. EVEN IF YOUR NUMBER IS 12, NIGGA -- EVEN IF YOUR NUMBER I

EVEN IF YOUR NUMBER IS 12, NIGGA -- EVEN IF YOUR NUMBER I 12, AT LEAST YOU SHOULD KNOW

NIGGA -- EVEN IF YOUR NUMBER I 12, AT LEAST YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT IT IS, NIGGA.

12, AT LEAST YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT IT IS, NIGGA. IT AIN'T THE END OF THE WORLD

WHAT IT IS, NIGGA. IT AIN'T THE END OF THE WORLD 'CAUSE YOUR NUMBER IS 12

IT AIN'T THE END OF THE WORLD 'CAUSE YOUR NUMBER IS 12 YOU CAN STILL HAVE FUN WITH 12

'CAUSE YOUR NUMBER IS 12 YOU CAN STILL HAVE FUN WITH 12 YOU CAN DO SLOW SEX, FAST SEX.

YOU CAN STILL HAVE FUN WITH 12 YOU CAN DO SLOW SEX, FAST SEX. YOU JUST..

YOU CAN DO SLOW SEX, FAST SEX. YOU JUST.. ( Slowly ) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...

YOU JUST.. ( Slowly ) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... ( Increasing tempo ) 7, 8, 9,

( Slowly ) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... ( Increasing tempo ) 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

( Increasing tempo ) 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. RESET.

10, 11, 12. RESET. AND THEN SWITCH IT UP, JUST...

RESET. AND THEN SWITCH IT UP, JUST... ♪ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

AND THEN SWITCH IT UP, JUST... ♪ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 11, 12 ♪

♪ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 11, 12 ♪ RESET.

11, 12 ♪ RESET. GOT TO FUCKING TRY.

RESET. GOT TO FUCKING TRY. SOME NIGGA'S GONNA TRY

GOT TO FUCKING TRY. SOME NIGGA'S GONNA TRY SOME NIGGA GONNA BE LAYING

SOME NIGGA'S GONNA TRY SOME NIGGA GONNA BE LAYING ACROSS THE BED..

SOME NIGGA GONNA BE LAYING ACROSS THE BED.. ♪ 5 ♪

ACROSS THE BED.. ♪ 5 ♪ ♪ $5 ♪

♪ 5 ♪ ♪ $5 ♪ ♪ $5 FOOT-LONG ♪

♪ $5 ♪ ♪ $5 FOOT-LONG ♪ YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY IS MY

♪ $5 FOOT-LONG ♪ YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY IS MY FUCKING POINT.

YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY IS MY FUCKING POINT. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS BEEN FUCKING

FUCKING POINT. SOME OF YOU NIGGAS BEEN FUCKING SINCE YOU WAS 15, AND YOU DON'T

SOME OF YOU NIGGAS BEEN FUCKING SINCE YOU WAS 15, AND YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR OWN SIGNATURE MOVE

SINCE YOU WAS 15, AND YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR OWN SIGNATURE MOVE YET.

HAVE YOUR OWN SIGNATURE MOVE YET. ( LAUGHTER )

YET. ( LAUGHTER ) YOU BEEN FUCKING SINCE YOU WAS A

( LAUGHTER ) YOU BEEN FUCKING SINCE YOU WAS A TEENAGER, AND YOU AIN'T GOT YOUR

YOU BEEN FUCKING SINCE YOU WAS A TEENAGER, AND YOU AIN'T GOT YOUR OWN FUCKING MOVE.

TEENAGER, AND YOU AIN'T GOT YOUR OWN FUCKING MOVE. YOU STILL DOING THE SAME

OWN FUCKING MOVE. YOU STILL DOING THE SAME ORIGINAL FUCKING, THE SAME O.G

YOU STILL DOING THE SAME ORIGINAL FUCKING, THE SAME O.G TEENAGER FUCKING.

ORIGINAL FUCKING, THE SAME O.G TEENAGER FUCKING. YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING.

TEENAGER FUCKING. YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING. YOU NIGGAS DON'T EVEN HAVE A

YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING. YOU NIGGAS DON'T EVEN HAVE A DISMOUNT YET, NIGGA?

YOU NIGGAS DON'T EVEN HAVE A DISMOUNT YET, NIGGA? A DISMOUNT.

DISMOUNT YET, NIGGA? A DISMOUNT. A DISMOUNT IS EASY, NIGGA.

A DISMOUNT. A DISMOUNT IS EASY, NIGGA. YOU JUST...

A DISMOUNT IS EASY, NIGGA. YOU JUST... ( LAUGHTER )

YOU JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) AT LEAST YOU COULD GET A

( LAUGHTER ) AT LEAST YOU COULD GET A DISMOUNT.

AT LEAST YOU COULD GET A DISMOUNT. WORK ON YOUR SIGNATURE MOVE FOR

DISMOUNT. WORK ON YOUR SIGNATURE MOVE FOR 2008.

WORK ON YOUR SIGNATURE MOVE FOR 2008. GIVE YOUR WOMAN SOMETHING

2008. GIVE YOUR WOMAN SOMETHING SPECIAL.

GIVE YOUR WOMAN SOMETHING SPECIAL. EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING

SPECIAL. EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING SPECIAL EVERY NOW AND AGAIN.

EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING SPECIAL EVERY NOW AND AGAIN. YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO

SPECIAL EVERY NOW AND AGAIN. YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO BASKETBALL GAME AND JUST SEE

YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO BASKETBALL GAME AND JUST SEE MOTHERFUCKERS DOING LAY-UPS ALL

BASKETBALL GAME AND JUST SEE MOTHERFUCKERS DOING LAY-UPS ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.

MOTHERFUCKERS DOING LAY-UPS ALL THE GODDAMN TIME. THAT'S WHY THE WNBA IS

THE GODDAMN TIME. THAT'S WHY THE WNBA IS STRUGGLING LIKE THEY ARE.

THAT'S WHY THE WNBA IS STRUGGLING LIKE THEY ARE. YOU WANT TO SEE A NIGGA DO SOME

STRUGGLING LIKE THEY ARE. YOU WANT TO SEE A NIGGA DO SOME SPECIAL SHIT EVERY ONCE IN A

YOU WANT TO SEE A NIGGA DO SOME SPECIAL SHIT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, JUST...

SPECIAL SHIT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, JUST... THAT'S WHAT SHE WANT, TOO,

WHILE, JUST... THAT'S WHAT SHE WANT, TOO, NIGGA.

THAT'S WHAT SHE WANT, TOO, NIGGA. WORK ON YOU A SIGNATURE MOVE.

NIGGA. WORK ON YOU A SIGNATURE MOVE. I GOT ONE CALLED MONKEY FUCK.

WORK ON YOU A SIGNATURE MOVE. I GOT ONE CALLED MONKEY FUCK. I DON'T KNOW...

I GOT ONE CALLED MONKEY FUCK. I DON'T KNOW... ( LAUGHTER )

I DON'T KNOW... ( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T KNOW IF IT WORK, BUT I

( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T KNOW IF IT WORK, BUT I DO KNOW, IF I GIVE IT TO YOU

I DON'T KNOW IF IT WORK, BUT I DO KNOW, IF I GIVE IT TO YOU I'M GIVING HER ALL SHE'S GOT

DO KNOW, IF I GIVE IT TO YOU I'M GIVING HER ALL SHE'S GOT CAPTAIN, 'CAUSE ONCE I'M IN

I'M GIVING HER ALL SHE'S GOT CAPTAIN, 'CAUSE ONCE I'M IN MONKEY FUCK, EVERYTHING IS

CAPTAIN, 'CAUSE ONCE I'M IN MONKEY FUCK, EVERYTHING IS MOVING, NIGGA.

MONKEY FUCK, EVERYTHING IS MOVING, NIGGA. I'M EVERYWHERE, TRYING

MOVING, NIGGA. I'M EVERYWHERE, TRYING EVERYTHING, JUST..

I'M EVERYWHERE, TRYING EVERYTHING, JUST.. ( LAUGHTER )

EVERYTHING, JUST.. ( LAUGHTER ) YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY, IS MY

( LAUGHTER ) YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY, IS MY POINT.

YOU GOT TO FUCKING TRY, IS MY POINT. THERE'S TOO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING

POINT. THERE'S TOO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GOING ON IN THE

THERE'S TOO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GOING ON IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD.

SHIT GOING ON IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD. WE GOT BIG-TIME FUCKING ISSUES

MOTHERFUCKING WORLD. WE GOT BIG-TIME FUCKING ISSUES HAPPENING IN THE GODDAMN WORLD

WE GOT BIG-TIME FUCKING ISSUES HAPPENING IN THE GODDAMN WORLD RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

HAPPENING IN THE GODDAMN WORLD RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. WE STILL GOT RACISM IN AMERICA

RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. WE STILL GOT RACISM IN AMERICA RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

WE STILL GOT RACISM IN AMERICA RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. 40 YEARS AFTER

RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. 40 YEARS AFTER MARTIN LUTHER KING'S

40 YEARS AFTER MARTIN LUTHER KING'S ASSASSINATION, WE STILL GOT

MARTIN LUTHER KING'S ASSASSINATION, WE STILL GOT RACISM IN AMERICA RIGHT THE FUCK

ASSASSINATION, WE STILL GOT RACISM IN AMERICA RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

RACISM IN AMERICA RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. WE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.

NOW. WE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. WE GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING DEAL

WE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. WE GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.

WE GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING DEAL WITH IT. WHITE PEOPLE, FIRST OF ALL

WITH IT. WHITE PEOPLE, FIRST OF ALL UNDERSTAND THIS.

WHITE PEOPLE, FIRST OF ALL UNDERSTAND THIS. IF YOU DON'T TAKE NOTHING ELSE

UNDERSTAND THIS. IF YOU DON'T TAKE NOTHING ELSE FROM THE NIGGA MEETING, JUST...

IF YOU DON'T TAKE NOTHING ELSE FROM THE NIGGA MEETING, JUST... ( LAUGHTER )

FROM THE NIGGA MEETING, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) UNDERSTAND THIS, WHITE PEOPLE --

( LAUGHTER ) UNDERSTAND THIS, WHITE PEOPLE -- Y'ALL BROUGHT US OVER HERE, AND

UNDERSTAND THIS, WHITE PEOPLE -- Y'ALL BROUGHT US OVER HERE, AND Y'ALL AIN'T GOT NO MOTHERFUCKING

Y'ALL BROUGHT US OVER HERE, AND Y'ALL AIN'T GOT NO MOTHERFUCKING RECEIPT, SO Y'ALL ARE NOT GONNA

Y'ALL AIN'T GOT NO MOTHERFUCKING RECEIPT, SO Y'ALL ARE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO RETURN NIGGAS.

RECEIPT, SO Y'ALL ARE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO RETURN NIGGAS. YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT FROM

BE ABLE TO RETURN NIGGAS. YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT FROM THE VERY BEGINNING.

YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT FROM THE VERY BEGINNING. NIGGAS ARE HERE TO STAY.

THE VERY BEGINNING. NIGGAS ARE HERE TO STAY. WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT.

NIGGAS ARE HERE TO STAY. WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT. I CAN HONESTLY SAY I'M A NIGGA

WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT. I CAN HONESTLY SAY I'M A NIGGA AND I LOVE NIGGAS, BUT I DON'T

I CAN HONESTLY SAY I'M A NIGGA AND I LOVE NIGGAS, BUT I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY WITH

AND I LOVE NIGGAS, BUT I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY WITH JUST NIGGAS.

WANT TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY WITH JUST NIGGAS. ( LAUGHTER )

JUST NIGGAS. ( LAUGHTER ) FUCK Y'ALL.

( LAUGHTER ) FUCK Y'ALL. I DON'T.

FUCK Y'ALL. I DON'T. I HAVE TOO MANY CUSTOMER-SERVICE

I DON'T. I HAVE TOO MANY CUSTOMER-SERVICE NEEDS AND REQUIREMENTS THAT

I HAVE TOO MANY CUSTOMER-SERVICE NEEDS AND REQUIREMENTS THAT HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO.

NEEDS AND REQUIREMENTS THAT HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO. FUCK THAT.

HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO. FUCK THAT. Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M

FUCK THAT. Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT.

Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT. YOU DONE TRY TO RETURN SOMETHING

TALKING ABOUT. YOU DONE TRY TO RETURN SOMETHING TO A BLACK WOMAN AT A STORE, AND

YOU DONE TRY TO RETURN SOMETHING TO A BLACK WOMAN AT A STORE, AND SHE ACT LIKE SHE BOUGHT YOU THAT

TO A BLACK WOMAN AT A STORE, AND SHE ACT LIKE SHE BOUGHT YOU THAT SHIT HERSELF PERSONALLY AND

SHE ACT LIKE SHE BOUGHT YOU THAT SHIT HERSELF PERSONALLY AND SHIT, JUST EMBARRASSING YOU IN

SHIT HERSELF PERSONALLY AND SHIT, JUST EMBARRASSING YOU IN THE STORE, JUST, "WELL, WHAT THE

SHIT, JUST EMBARRASSING YOU IN THE STORE, JUST, "WELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH IT?

THE STORE, JUST, "WELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH IT? ( LAUGHTER )

FUCK IS WRONG WITH IT? ( LAUGHTER ) "NEVER MIND, BITCH.

( LAUGHTER ) "NEVER MIND, BITCH. I DON'T KNOW WHY I GOT TO HAVE

"NEVER MIND, BITCH. I DON'T KNOW WHY I GOT TO HAVE TWO TOASTERS 'CAUSE YOU MAD AND

I DON'T KNOW WHY I GOT TO HAVE TWO TOASTERS 'CAUSE YOU MAD AND SHIT.

TWO TOASTERS 'CAUSE YOU MAD AND SHIT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS."

SHIT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS." WE ALL NEED EACH OTHER.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS." WE ALL NEED EACH OTHER. AMERICA IS STRONG BECAUSE OF THE

WE ALL NEED EACH OTHER. AMERICA IS STRONG BECAUSE OF THE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT'S IN IT, AND,

AMERICA IS STRONG BECAUSE OF THE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT'S IN IT, AND, WHITE PEOPLE, YOU DO NOT WANT TO

MOTHERFUCKERS THAT'S IN IT, AND, WHITE PEOPLE, YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY

WHITE PEOPLE, YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY WITHOUT NIGGAS AND HISPANICS.

BE IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY WITHOUT NIGGAS AND HISPANICS. YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THIS

WITHOUT NIGGAS AND HISPANICS. YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THIS COUNTRY BY YOUR GODDAMN SELF.

YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THIS COUNTRY BY YOUR GODDAMN SELF. ESPECIALLY IF THE TERRORISTS

COUNTRY BY YOUR GODDAMN SELF. ESPECIALLY IF THE TERRORISTS COME.

ESPECIALLY IF THE TERRORISTS COME. Y'ALL GONNA BE TRYING TO BREAK

COME. Y'ALL GONNA BE TRYING TO BREAK IN THE HOOD IF THE GODDAMN

Y'ALL GONNA BE TRYING TO BREAK IN THE HOOD IF THE GODDAMN TERRORISTS COME.

IN THE HOOD IF THE GODDAMN TERRORISTS COME. "LET US IN!

TERRORISTS COME. "LET US IN! YOU GUYS HAVE GOT ALL THE

"LET US IN! YOU GUYS HAVE GOT ALL THE ILLEGAL WEAPONS IN THERE

YOU GUYS HAVE GOT ALL THE ILLEGAL WEAPONS IN THERE LET US IN!

ILLEGAL WEAPONS IN THERE LET US IN! FINE, WE'LL CLEAN UP EVERYBODY'S

LET US IN! FINE, WE'LL CLEAN UP EVERYBODY'S CREDIT.

FINE, WE'LL CLEAN UP EVERYBODY'S CREDIT. ♪ freecreditreport.com" ♪

CREDIT. ♪ freecreditreport.com" ♪ ( LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE )

♪ freecreditreport.com" ♪ ( LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ) WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT.

( LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ) WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT. IF YOU FIND A WHITE PERSON THAT

WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT. IF YOU FIND A WHITE PERSON THAT DON'T LIKE A NIGGA, IT CATCH YOU

IF YOU FIND A WHITE PERSON THAT DON'T LIKE A NIGGA, IT CATCH YOU OFF GUARD, LIKE, "YOU DON'T LIKE

DON'T LIKE A NIGGA, IT CATCH YOU OFF GUARD, LIKE, "YOU DON'T LIKE NIGGAS?"

OFF GUARD, LIKE, "YOU DON'T LIKE NIGGAS?" WHAT?

NIGGAS?" WHAT? NIGGAS IS THE SHIT.

WHAT? NIGGAS IS THE SHIT. YOU DIDN'T KNOW NIGGAS WAS THE

NIGGAS IS THE SHIT. YOU DIDN'T KNOW NIGGAS WAS THE SHIT?

YOU DIDN'T KNOW NIGGAS WAS THE SHIT? NIGGAS IS THE SHIT!"

SHIT? NIGGAS IS THE SHIT!" WHY YOU THINK Y'ALL CAME AND GOT

NIGGAS IS THE SHIT!" WHY YOU THINK Y'ALL CAME AND GOT US IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE?

WHY YOU THINK Y'ALL CAME AND GOT US IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE? Y'ALL HAD THAT BIG-ASS BOAT.

US IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE? Y'ALL HAD THAT BIG-ASS BOAT. Y'ALL COULD HAVE GOT

Y'ALL HAD THAT BIG-ASS BOAT. Y'ALL COULD HAVE GOT ANY-GODDAMN-BODY.

Y'ALL COULD HAVE GOT ANY-GODDAMN-BODY. I BET Y'ALL WAS EXCITED AS SHIT

ANY-GODDAMN-BODY. I BET Y'ALL WAS EXCITED AS SHIT THE FIRST TIME Y'ALL SAW NIGGAS,

I BET Y'ALL WAS EXCITED AS SHIT THE FIRST TIME Y'ALL SAW NIGGAS, JUST...

THE FIRST TIME Y'ALL SAW NIGGAS, JUST... "WHAT ARE THOSE?

JUST... "WHAT ARE THOSE? THOSE ARE COOL AS SHIT.

"WHAT ARE THOSE? THOSE ARE COOL AS SHIT. IS THAT THEIR WOMEN?

THOSE ARE COOL AS SHIT. IS THAT THEIR WOMEN? WHAT'S THAT THEY'RE CARRYING OB

IS THAT THEIR WOMEN? WHAT'S THAT THEY'RE CARRYING OB THEIR BACKS?

WHAT'S THAT THEY'RE CARRYING OB THEIR BACKS? THAT'S THEIR ASS?!

THEIR BACKS? THAT'S THEIR ASS?! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!"

THAT'S THEIR ASS?! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!" THE FUCK YOU DON'T LIKE NIGGAS.

LET'S GO! LET'S GO!" THE FUCK YOU DON'T LIKE NIGGAS. NIGGAS IS AN AMERICAN SUCCESS

THE FUCK YOU DON'T LIKE NIGGAS. NIGGAS IS AN AMERICAN SUCCESS STORY.

NIGGAS IS AN AMERICAN SUCCESS STORY. YOU AIN'T GONNA TALK ME OUT OF

STORY. YOU AIN'T GONNA TALK ME OUT OF MY LOVE FOR NIGGAS

YOU AIN'T GONNA TALK ME OUT OF MY LOVE FOR NIGGAS NIGGAS IS THE SHIT

MY LOVE FOR NIGGAS NIGGAS IS THE SHIT NIGGAS WENT FROM BEING TREATED

NIGGAS IS THE SHIT NIGGAS WENT FROM BEING TREATED LIKE DOGS TILL NOW.

NIGGAS WENT FROM BEING TREATED LIKE DOGS TILL NOW. THAT'S WHY I KEEP SAYING THE

LIKE DOGS TILL NOW. THAT'S WHY I KEEP SAYING THE WORD "NIGGA," 'CAUSE I WANT THEM

THAT'S WHY I KEEP SAYING THE WORD "NIGGA," 'CAUSE I WANT THEM TO REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK IT

WORD "NIGGA," 'CAUSE I WANT THEM TO REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK IT CAME FROM.

TO REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK IT CAME FROM. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

CAME FROM. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I'M A NIGGA.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I'M A NIGGA. I TRACE MY ROOTS.

I'M A NIGGA. I TRACE MY ROOTS. THEY END UP IN ALABAMA

I TRACE MY ROOTS. THEY END UP IN ALABAMA SOME-GODDAMN-WHERE.

THEY END UP IN ALABAMA SOME-GODDAMN-WHERE. I'M PROUD OF NIGGAS.

SOME-GODDAMN-WHERE. I'M PROUD OF NIGGAS. NIGGAS DON'T NEVER QUIT.

I'M PROUD OF NIGGAS. NIGGAS DON'T NEVER QUIT. NIGGAS ALWAYS COME THROUGH THE

NIGGAS DON'T NEVER QUIT. NIGGAS ALWAYS COME THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKING TROUBLE AND

NIGGAS ALWAYS COME THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKING TROUBLE AND LOOKING BETTER AT THE SAME TIME.

MOTHERFUCKING TROUBLE AND LOOKING BETTER AT THE SAME TIME. THEY CAN'T MAKE ME FEEL BAD

LOOKING BETTER AT THE SAME TIME. THEY CAN'T MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT NIGGAS.

THEY CAN'T MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT NIGGAS. I REMEMBER, IT JUST LOOKED LIKE

ABOUT NIGGAS. I REMEMBER, IT JUST LOOKED LIKE NIGGAS WAS JUST IN THE COTTON

I REMEMBER, IT JUST LOOKED LIKE NIGGAS WAS JUST IN THE COTTON FIELD, PICKING COTTON.

NIGGAS WAS JUST IN THE COTTON FIELD, PICKING COTTON. THEM NIGGAS WASN'T JUST IN THE

FIELD, PICKING COTTON. THEM NIGGAS WASN'T JUST IN THE FIELD, PICKING COTTON.

THEM NIGGAS WASN'T JUST IN THE FIELD, PICKING COTTON. THEM NIGGAS WAS WORKING ON

FIELD, PICKING COTTON. THEM NIGGAS WAS WORKING ON SKILLS AND SHIT THAT WAS GONNA

THEM NIGGAS WAS WORKING ON SKILLS AND SHIT THAT WAS GONNA SHOW UP GENERATION AFTER

SKILLS AND SHIT THAT WAS GONNA SHOW UP GENERATION AFTER GENERATION LATER.

SHOW UP GENERATION AFTER GENERATION LATER. IT JUST LOOKED LIKE THEY WAS

GENERATION LATER. IT JUST LOOKED LIKE THEY WAS PICKING COTTON.

IT JUST LOOKED LIKE THEY WAS PICKING COTTON. THEY WAS WORKING ON SHIT.

PICKING COTTON. THEY WAS WORKING ON SHIT. JUST...

( LAUGHTER )

COTTON-PICKIN' NIGGAS.

COTTON-PICKIN' NIGGAS. THEM COTTON-PICKIN' NIGGAS.

COTTON-PICKIN' NIGGAS. THEM COTTON-PICKIN' NIGGAS. WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT,

THEM COTTON-PICKIN' NIGGAS. WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT, LIKE WHEN THE RACISTS WERE

WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT, LIKE WHEN THE RACISTS WERE PUTTING THEM NOOSES ON BLACK

LIKE WHEN THE RACISTS WERE PUTTING THEM NOOSES ON BLACK UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS' DOORS AND

PUTTING THEM NOOSES ON BLACK UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS' DOORS AND SHIT AND HANGING THE NOOSES OF

UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS' DOORS AND SHIT AND HANGING THE NOOSES OF OF TREES AND SHIT AND I GOT

SHIT AND HANGING THE NOOSES OF OF TREES AND SHIT AND I GOT FUCKING MAD AND PUT A NOOSE ON

OF TREES AND SHIT AND I GOT FUCKING MAD AND PUT A NOOSE ON MY NECK AND WALKED DOWN THE RED

FUCKING MAD AND PUT A NOOSE ON MY NECK AND WALKED DOWN THE RED CARPET OF THE HIP-HOP AWARDS

MY NECK AND WALKED DOWN THE RED CARPET OF THE HIP-HOP AWARDS AND THEN THEM MOTHERFUCKERS HAD

CARPET OF THE HIP-HOP AWARDS AND THEN THEM MOTHERFUCKERS HAD ME ON CNN THE NEXT WEEK LIKE I

AND THEN THEM MOTHERFUCKERS HAD ME ON CNN THE NEXT WEEK LIKE I WAS THE RACIAL PROBLEM IN

ME ON CNN THE NEXT WEEK LIKE I WAS THE RACIAL PROBLEM IN AMERICA, AND THEY WAS SO GLAD TO

WAS THE RACIAL PROBLEM IN AMERICA, AND THEY WAS SO GLAD TO CATCH ME, LIKE, "WHAT THE FUCK

AMERICA, AND THEY WAS SO GLAD TO CATCH ME, LIKE, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU -- WHY DO YOU THINK

CATCH ME, LIKE, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU -- WHY DO YOU THINK RACISM IS SO FUNNY,

DO YOU -- WHY DO YOU THINK RACISM IS SO FUNNY, KATT WILLIAMS?"

RACISM IS SO FUNNY, KATT WILLIAMS?" THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FUCK I WAS

KATT WILLIAMS?" THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FUCK I WAS TRYING TO SAY.

THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FUCK I WAS TRYING TO SAY. ( LAUGHTER )

TRYING TO SAY. ( LAUGHTER ) I WAS TRYING TO SAY NIGGAS AIN'T

( LAUGHTER ) I WAS TRYING TO SAY NIGGAS AIN'T SCARED OF ROPE.

I WAS TRYING TO SAY NIGGAS AIN'T SCARED OF ROPE. ( LAUGHTER )

SCARED OF ROPE. ( LAUGHTER ) THAT WASN'T THE FUCKING POINT.

( LAUGHTER ) THAT WASN'T THE FUCKING POINT. NIGGAS AIN'T SCARED OF ROPE AND

THAT WASN'T THE FUCKING POINT. NIGGAS AIN'T SCARED OF ROPE AND KNOTS AND SHIT.

NIGGAS AIN'T SCARED OF ROPE AND KNOTS AND SHIT. IT WASN'T THAT.

KNOTS AND SHIT. IT WASN'T THAT. IT'S THE FUCKING HANGING WE HAD

IT WASN'T THAT. IT'S THE FUCKING HANGING WE HAD A PROBLEM WITH, SO IF YOU NOT

IT'S THE FUCKING HANGING WE HAD A PROBLEM WITH, SO IF YOU NOT GONNA HANG A MOTHERFUCKER, THEN

A PROBLEM WITH, SO IF YOU NOT GONNA HANG A MOTHERFUCKER, THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU PUTTING

GONNA HANG A MOTHERFUCKER, THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU PUTTING NOOSES AROUND, TRYING TO SCARE

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU PUTTING NOOSES AROUND, TRYING TO SCARE SOME-GODDAMN-BODY FOR?

NOOSES AROUND, TRYING TO SCARE SOME-GODDAMN-BODY FOR? I KEEP SAYING, YOU DON'T SEE

SOME-GODDAMN-BODY FOR? I KEEP SAYING, YOU DON'T SEE GANGBANGERS PUTTING BULLETS ON

I KEEP SAYING, YOU DON'T SEE GANGBANGERS PUTTING BULLETS ON THE CURB TO SCARE A

GANGBANGERS PUTTING BULLETS ON THE CURB TO SCARE A MOTHERFUCKER, JUST...

THE CURB TO SCARE A MOTHERFUCKER, JUST... "( CHUCKLES )

MOTHERFUCKER, JUST... "( CHUCKLES ) WAIT TILL THESE NIGGAS SEE THIS

"( CHUCKLES ) WAIT TILL THESE NIGGAS SEE THIS SHIT.

WAIT TILL THESE NIGGAS SEE THIS SHIT. THEY'RE GONNA BE SCARED.

SHIT. THEY'RE GONNA BE SCARED. I PUT TWO HOLLOW-POINTS DOWN

THEY'RE GONNA BE SCARED. I PUT TWO HOLLOW-POINTS DOWN THERE.

I PUT TWO HOLLOW-POINTS DOWN THERE. THEM NIGGAS GONNA BE SCARED AS

THERE. THEM NIGGAS GONNA BE SCARED AS SHIT."

THEM NIGGAS GONNA BE SCARED AS SHIT." JUST SAYING, WE GOT TO GET OVER

SHIT." JUST SAYING, WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT.

JUST SAYING, WE GOT TO GET OVER CERTAIN SHIT. THAT RACISM IS STILL FUCKING OUT

CERTAIN SHIT. THAT RACISM IS STILL FUCKING OUT THERE, AND WE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL

THAT RACISM IS STILL FUCKING OUT THERE, AND WE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT AS A MOTHERFUCKING

THERE, AND WE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT AS A MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY.

WITH IT AS A MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS EVEN OUT

COUNTRY. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS EVEN OUT THERE LIKE THAT.

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS EVEN OUT THERE LIKE THAT. I HAD TO FUCK AROUND AND GET MY

THERE LIKE THAT. I HAD TO FUCK AROUND AND GET MY MOTHERFUCKING FEELINGS HURT.

I HAD TO FUCK AROUND AND GET MY MOTHERFUCKING FEELINGS HURT. I DID THE FLAVOR FLAV COMEDY

MOTHERFUCKING FEELINGS HURT. I DID THE FLAVOR FLAV COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST AND SHIT, AND

I DID THE FLAVOR FLAV COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST AND SHIT, AND WAS SO EXCITED -- THANK YOU,

CENTRAL ROAST AND SHIT, AND WAS SO EXCITED -- THANK YOU, SIR -- I WAS EXCITED 'CAUSE IT

WAS SO EXCITED -- THANK YOU, SIR -- I WAS EXCITED 'CAUSE IT WAS GONNA BE ME AND FLAV AND

SIR -- I WAS EXCITED 'CAUSE IT WAS GONNA BE ME AND FLAV AND SOMMORE AND ICE-T AND SNOOP, AND

WAS GONNA BE ME AND FLAV AND SOMMORE AND ICE-T AND SNOOP, AND I'M LIKE, "OKAY, THIS IS A

SOMMORE AND ICE-T AND SNOOP, AND I'M LIKE, "OKAY, THIS IS A WONDERFUL THING FOR NIGGAS."

I'M LIKE, "OKAY, THIS IS A WONDERFUL THING FOR NIGGAS." AND SOMETIMES, SHIT JUST CATCH

WONDERFUL THING FOR NIGGAS." AND SOMETIMES, SHIT JUST CATCH YOU OFF GUARD.

AND SOMETIMES, SHIT JUST CATCH YOU OFF GUARD. I SHOWED UP FOUR DAYS EARLY,

YOU OFF GUARD. I SHOWED UP FOUR DAYS EARLY, LIKE, "I JUST WANT TO GET THE

I SHOWED UP FOUR DAYS EARLY, LIKE, "I JUST WANT TO GET THE SCRIPT SO I CAN GET MY PART

LIKE, "I JUST WANT TO GET THE SCRIPT SO I CAN GET MY PART TOGETHER SO I CAN DO MY JOB.

SCRIPT SO I CAN GET MY PART TOGETHER SO I CAN DO MY JOB. AND THEY WAS LIKE, "UH, THERE'S

TOGETHER SO I CAN DO MY JOB. AND THEY WAS LIKE, "UH, THERE'S NO SCRIPT.

AND THEY WAS LIKE, "UH, THERE'S NO SCRIPT. YOU GONNA WRITE YOURS, AND THEN

NO SCRIPT. YOU GONNA WRITE YOURS, AND THEN WE GOT WRITERS THAT'S GONNA

YOU GONNA WRITE YOURS, AND THEN WE GOT WRITERS THAT'S GONNA WRITE FOR EVERYBODY ELSE."

WE GOT WRITERS THAT'S GONNA WRITE FOR EVERYBODY ELSE." ( LAUGHTER )

WRITE FOR EVERYBODY ELSE." ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, AT THIS POINT, MY NIGGA

( LAUGHTER ) NOW, AT THIS POINT, MY NIGGA SPIDER SENSE BEGINS TO TINGLE

NOW, AT THIS POINT, MY NIGGA SPIDER SENSE BEGINS TO TINGLE SOFTLY, LIKE, "NIGGA, YOU BEEN

SPIDER SENSE BEGINS TO TINGLE SOFTLY, LIKE, "NIGGA, YOU BEEN IN A SETUP BEFORE, AND IT FEELS

SOFTLY, LIKE, "NIGGA, YOU BEEN IN A SETUP BEFORE, AND IT FEELS JUST LIKE THIS, COINCIDENTALLY."

IN A SETUP BEFORE, AND IT FEELS JUST LIKE THIS, COINCIDENTALLY." SO, I'M WORRIED.

JUST LIKE THIS, COINCIDENTALLY." SO, I'M WORRIED. I KEEP ASKING ABOUT THE SCRIPT

SO, I'M WORRIED. I KEEP ASKING ABOUT THE SCRIPT THEY KEEP TELLING ME IT'S NO

I KEEP ASKING ABOUT THE SCRIPT THEY KEEP TELLING ME IT'S NO SCRIPT.

THEY KEEP TELLING ME IT'S NO SCRIPT. THEY TELL ME, "WAIT FOR THE DAY

SCRIPT. THEY TELL ME, "WAIT FOR THE DAY BEFORE THE SHOW TILL THE DRESS

THEY TELL ME, "WAIT FOR THE DAY BEFORE THE SHOW TILL THE DRESS REHEARSAL.

BEFORE THE SHOW TILL THE DRESS REHEARSAL. SO, WE GET TO THE DRESS

REHEARSAL. SO, WE GET TO THE DRESS REHEARSAL, AND IT'S JUST US

SO, WE GET TO THE DRESS REHEARSAL, AND IT'S JUST US NIGGAS.

REHEARSAL, AND IT'S JUST US NIGGAS. NONE OF THE WHITE COMICS IS

NIGGAS. NONE OF THE WHITE COMICS IS THERE.

NONE OF THE WHITE COMICS IS THERE. I'M LIKE, "WELL, WHAT ABOUT

THERE. I'M LIKE, "WELL, WHAT ABOUT THEM.

I'M LIKE, "WELL, WHAT ABOUT THEM. DON'T THEY, UH, HAVE TO BE HERE

THEM. DON'T THEY, UH, HAVE TO BE HERE FOR THE DRESS REHEARSAL SO THEY

DON'T THEY, UH, HAVE TO BE HERE FOR THE DRESS REHEARSAL SO THEY CAN DRESS AND REHEARSAL?

FOR THE DRESS REHEARSAL SO THEY CAN DRESS AND REHEARSAL? THEY WAS LIKE, "NO, THEY'RE

CAN DRESS AND REHEARSAL? THEY WAS LIKE, "NO, THEY'RE PROFESSIONALS.

THEY WAS LIKE, "NO, THEY'RE PROFESSIONALS. THEY DO THIS ALL THE TIME.

PROFESSIONALS. THEY DO THIS ALL THE TIME. "UH-HUH.

THEY DO THIS ALL THE TIME. "UH-HUH. ALL RIGHT."

"UH-HUH. ALL RIGHT." WELL, AT THIS POINT, IT'S NO

ALL RIGHT." WELL, AT THIS POINT, IT'S NO LONGER TINGLING.

WELL, AT THIS POINT, IT'S NO LONGER TINGLING. NOW IT'S A FULL-ALARM BLAZE

LONGER TINGLING. NOW IT'S A FULL-ALARM BLAZE RIGHT NOW.

NOW IT'S A FULL-ALARM BLAZE RIGHT NOW. SOME SHIT IS REALLY GOING ON.

RIGHT NOW. SOME SHIT IS REALLY GOING ON. SO, I SEND D'MILITANT IN THERE

SOME SHIT IS REALLY GOING ON. SO, I SEND D'MILITANT IN THERE TO FIND ME A GODDAMN SCRIPT, AND

SO, I SEND D'MILITANT IN THERE TO FIND ME A GODDAMN SCRIPT, AND SURE ENOUGH, HE COME BACK WITH

TO FIND ME A GODDAMN SCRIPT, AND SURE ENOUGH, HE COME BACK WITH THE SCRIPT, AND IT'S RACIST LIKE

SURE ENOUGH, HE COME BACK WITH THE SCRIPT, AND IT'S RACIST LIKE A 1946 NEWSPAPER.

THE SCRIPT, AND IT'S RACIST LIKE A 1946 NEWSPAPER. I SAW THE WILLIAM SHATNER ROAST

A 1946 NEWSPAPER. I SAW THE WILLIAM SHATNER ROAST AND THE PAMELA ANDERSON ROAST,

I SAW THE WILLIAM SHATNER ROAST AND THE PAMELA ANDERSON ROAST, AND IT WASN'T ALL ABOUT THEM

AND THE PAMELA ANDERSON ROAST, AND IT WASN'T ALL ABOUT THEM BEING WHITE, BUT ON

AND IT WASN'T ALL ABOUT THEM BEING WHITE, BUT ON FLAVOR FLAV'S SHIT, EVERY OTHER

BEING WHITE, BUT ON FLAVOR FLAV'S SHIT, EVERY OTHER WORD WAS, "FLAV IS A CRISPETY,

FLAVOR FLAV'S SHIT, EVERY OTHER WORD WAS, "FLAV IS A CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON.

WORD WAS, "FLAV IS A CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON. HE'S A BLACK, SIZZLY,

CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON. HE'S A BLACK, SIZZLY, CRUNCHETY, CRACKLY COON.

HE'S A BLACK, SIZZLY, CRUNCHETY, CRACKLY COON. FLAV IS A BIG, BLACK, CRISPY

CRUNCHETY, CRACKLY COON. FLAV IS A BIG, BLACK, CRISPY CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON," ALL

FLAV IS A BIG, BLACK, CRISPY CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON," ALL THROUGH THE FUCKING SCRIPT

CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON," ALL THROUGH THE FUCKING SCRIPT THE FIRST LINE SAY FLAVOR FLAV

THROUGH THE FUCKING SCRIPT THE FIRST LINE SAY FLAVOR FLAV IN A PURPLE SUIT AND A PAPER HAT

THE FIRST LINE SAY FLAVOR FLAV IN A PURPLE SUIT AND A PAPER HAT IS SUPPOSED TO COME OUT THE SKY

IN A PURPLE SUIT AND A PAPER HAT IS SUPPOSED TO COME OUT THE SKY ON A WIRE WITH HIS LEGS COCKED

IS SUPPOSED TO COME OUT THE SKY ON A WIRE WITH HIS LEGS COCKED UP LIKE THIS, AND AS HE COME OUT

ON A WIRE WITH HIS LEGS COCKED UP LIKE THIS, AND AS HE COME OUT THE SKY, THE FIRST WORDS I'M

UP LIKE THIS, AND AS HE COME OUT THE SKY, THE FIRST WORDS I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY IS, "LOOK, IT'S

THE SKY, THE FIRST WORDS I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY IS, "LOOK, IT'S A FLYING MONKEY."

SUPPOSED TO SAY IS, "LOOK, IT'S A FLYING MONKEY." THAT'S WHAT IT SAY RIGHT ON THE

A FLYING MONKEY." THAT'S WHAT IT SAY RIGHT ON THE FIRST GODDAMN LINE.

THAT'S WHAT IT SAY RIGHT ON THE FIRST GODDAMN LINE. SO, I'M BACKSTAGE, GOING THE

FIRST GODDAMN LINE. SO, I'M BACKSTAGE, GOING THE FUCK OFF, LIKE, "IT'S GONNA BE

SO, I'M BACKSTAGE, GOING THE FUCK OFF, LIKE, "IT'S GONNA BE THE CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY

FUCK OFF, LIKE, "IT'S GONNA BE THE CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON HOUR ON MY MOTHERFUCKING

THE CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON HOUR ON MY MOTHERFUCKING WATCH?"

COON HOUR ON MY MOTHERFUCKING WATCH?" I'M TEARING UP ALL THE SHIT IN

WATCH?" I'M TEARING UP ALL THE SHIT IN THE BACKSTAGE I CAN AFFORD TO

I'M TEARING UP ALL THE SHIT IN THE BACKSTAGE I CAN AFFORD TO TEAR UP.

THE BACKSTAGE I CAN AFFORD TO TEAR UP. I DONE LEFT THE PLASMAS AND THE

TEAR UP. I DONE LEFT THE PLASMAS AND THE STEREO AND SHIT, BUT I'M FUCKING

I DONE LEFT THE PLASMAS AND THE STEREO AND SHIT, BUT I'M FUCKING UP THE PLASTIC CUPS AND PAPER

STEREO AND SHIT, BUT I'M FUCKING UP THE PLASTIC CUPS AND PAPER PLATES AND SHIT.

UP THE PLASTIC CUPS AND PAPER PLATES AND SHIT. "GIVE ME THESE NAPKINS, NIGGA!

PLATES AND SHIT. "GIVE ME THESE NAPKINS, NIGGA! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"

"GIVE ME THESE NAPKINS, NIGGA! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" I DONE DONE $11 WORTH OF GODDAMN

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" I DONE DONE $11 WORTH OF GODDAMN DAMAGE BACK THERE, AND BY THE

I DONE DONE $11 WORTH OF GODDAMN DAMAGE BACK THERE, AND BY THE TIME I GET OUT, FLAV IS ALREADY

DAMAGE BACK THERE, AND BY THE TIME I GET OUT, FLAV IS ALREADY IN THE CONTRAPTION, AND THEY

TIME I GET OUT, FLAV IS ALREADY IN THE CONTRAPTION, AND THEY JUST LET HIM GO.

IN THE CONTRAPTION, AND THEY JUST LET HIM GO. AND ALL I CAN SAY IS, "LOOK,

JUST LET HIM GO. AND ALL I CAN SAY IS, "LOOK, IT'S A FLYING MONKEY."

AND ALL I CAN SAY IS, "LOOK, IT'S A FLYING MONKEY." THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY, AND THE

IT'S A FLYING MONKEY." THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY, AND THE WHOLE GODDAMN SHOW, I WAS MAD,

THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY, AND THE WHOLE GODDAMN SHOW, I WAS MAD, BUT I WAS MAD AT ME THAT I WAS

WHOLE GODDAMN SHOW, I WAS MAD, BUT I WAS MAD AT ME THAT I WAS STILL FUCKING DOING IT THE WAY I

BUT I WAS MAD AT ME THAT I WAS STILL FUCKING DOING IT THE WAY I FELT.

STILL FUCKING DOING IT THE WAY I FELT. BUT THEY HAD ALREADY TOLD ME HOW

FELT. BUT THEY HAD ALREADY TOLD ME HOW MUCH THEY WAS GONNA PAY ME, AND

BUT THEY HAD ALREADY TOLD ME HOW MUCH THEY WAS GONNA PAY ME, AND I HAD ALREADY SPENT IT IN MY

MUCH THEY WAS GONNA PAY ME, AND I HAD ALREADY SPENT IT IN MY HEAD, SO I WAS IN A FUCKED-UP

I HAD ALREADY SPENT IT IN MY HEAD, SO I WAS IN A FUCKED-UP POSITION.

HEAD, SO I WAS IN A FUCKED-UP POSITION. I WAS MAD THE WHOLE GODDAMN

POSITION. I WAS MAD THE WHOLE GODDAMN SHOW.

I WAS MAD THE WHOLE GODDAMN SHOW. AND FLAVOR'S KIDS WAS IN THE

SHOW. AND FLAVOR'S KIDS WAS IN THE AUDIENCE.

AND FLAVOR'S KIDS WAS IN THE AUDIENCE. THEY LEFT HALFWAY THROUGH THE

AUDIENCE. THEY LEFT HALFWAY THROUGH THE SHOW, CRYING AND SHIT, 'CAUSE

THEY LEFT HALFWAY THROUGH THE SHOW, CRYING AND SHIT, 'CAUSE THEIR DADDY HAD BEEN CALLED ALL

SHOW, CRYING AND SHIT, 'CAUSE THEIR DADDY HAD BEEN CALLED ALL TYPES OF CRISPETY, CRACKETY,

THEIR DADDY HAD BEEN CALLED ALL TYPES OF CRISPETY, CRACKETY, CRUNCHETY COONS.

TYPES OF CRISPETY, CRACKETY, CRUNCHETY COONS. AND AFTER THE SHOW, I'M MAD, MY

CRUNCHETY COONS. AND AFTER THE SHOW, I'M MAD, MY STAFF MAD, EVERYBODY BACKSTAGE

AND AFTER THE SHOW, I'M MAD, MY STAFF MAD, EVERYBODY BACKSTAGE LIKE, "IT'S STILL RACISM IN THIS

STAFF MAD, EVERYBODY BACKSTAGE LIKE, "IT'S STILL RACISM IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING DAY AND AGE?

LIKE, "IT'S STILL RACISM IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING DAY AND AGE? AND WE FEELING FUCKED UP, AND

MOTHERFUCKING DAY AND AGE? AND WE FEELING FUCKED UP, AND RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT, FLAV BUST

AND WE FEELING FUCKED UP, AND RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT, FLAV BUST IN THE TRAILER, SMILING AND

RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT, FLAV BUST IN THE TRAILER, SMILING AND CONGRATULATING EVERYBODY ON

IN THE TRAILER, SMILING AND CONGRATULATING EVERYBODY ON GOOD SHOW AND HIGH-FIVING

CONGRATULATING EVERYBODY ON GOOD SHOW AND HIGH-FIVING NIGGAS, AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT

GOOD SHOW AND HIGH-FIVING NIGGAS, AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

NIGGAS, AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NIGGA?

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NIGGA? YOU -- YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK

NIGGA? YOU -- YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS THINK

YOU -- YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS THINK ABOUT YOU?"

WHAT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS THINK ABOUT YOU?" AND CERTAIN NIGGAS YOU DON'T

ABOUT YOU?" AND CERTAIN NIGGAS YOU DON'T EXPECT TO LEARN NOTHING FROM

AND CERTAIN NIGGAS YOU DON'T EXPECT TO LEARN NOTHING FROM LIKE...

EXPECT TO LEARN NOTHING FROM LIKE... ( LAUGHTER )

LIKE... ( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M

( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M SAYING.

YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M SAYING. I'M SAYING, IF A NIGGA'S

SAYING. I'M SAYING, IF A NIGGA'S STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU IN

I'M SAYING, IF A NIGGA'S STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU IN VIKING HELMET AND GOLD TEETH AND

STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU IN VIKING HELMET AND GOLD TEETH AND A PURPLE SUIT AND A BIG-ASS

VIKING HELMET AND GOLD TEETH AND A PURPLE SUIT AND A BIG-ASS CLOCK WITH THE WRONG GODDAMN

A PURPLE SUIT AND A BIG-ASS CLOCK WITH THE WRONG GODDAMN TIME ON IT, YOU'LL BE LIKE, "I

CLOCK WITH THE WRONG GODDAMN TIME ON IT, YOU'LL BE LIKE, "I CAN'T LEARN NOTHING FROM THIS

TIME ON IT, YOU'LL BE LIKE, "I CAN'T LEARN NOTHING FROM THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE.

CAN'T LEARN NOTHING FROM THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE. I CAN'T LEARN NOTHING FROM THIS

NIGGA RIGHT HERE. I CAN'T LEARN NOTHING FROM THIS NIGGA."

I CAN'T LEARN NOTHING FROM THIS NIGGA." AND I'LL NEVER FORGET -- THAT

NIGGA." AND I'LL NEVER FORGET -- THAT NIGGA LOOKED AT ME

AND I'LL NEVER FORGET -- THAT NIGGA LOOKED AT ME HE WAS LIKE, "I DON'T GIVE A

NIGGA LOOKED AT ME HE WAS LIKE, "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THEY THINK

HE WAS LIKE, "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THEY THINK THEY GOT TO PAY ME, BOY!" AND

FUCK WHAT THEY THINK THEY GOT TO PAY ME, BOY!" AND RAN OUT THE GODDAMN TRAILER.

THEY GOT TO PAY ME, BOY!" AND RAN OUT THE GODDAMN TRAILER. ( LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE )

I GOT TO THINKING ABOUT IT.

I GOT TO THINKING ABOUT IT. YOU KNOW WHAT?

I GOT TO THINKING ABOUT IT. YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT NIGGA IS ABSOLUTELY...

YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT NIGGA IS ABSOLUTELY... ( LAUGHTER )

THAT NIGGA IS ABSOLUTELY... ( LAUGHTER ) ...GODDAMN RIGHT

( LAUGHTER ) ...GODDAMN RIGHT THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IT MEAN TO

...GODDAMN RIGHT THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IT MEAN TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR

THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IT MEAN TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR PLAYER.

BE IN TUNE WITH YOUR STAR PLAYER. IF THEY WAS GONNA CALL YOU A

PLAYER. IF THEY WAS GONNA CALL YOU A CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY

IF THEY WAS GONNA CALL YOU A CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON ANYWAY, YOU MIGHT AS WELL

CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON ANYWAY, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET THEM MOTHERFUCKERS FOR

COON ANYWAY, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET THEM MOTHERFUCKERS FOR EV-ER-Y-THING.

GET THEM MOTHERFUCKERS FOR EV-ER-Y-THING. EV-ER-Y-THING?

EV-ER-Y-THING. EV-ER-Y-THING? EV-ER-Y-THING.

EV-ER-Y-THING? EV-ER-Y-THING. YOU GOT TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOU

EV-ER-Y-THING. YOU GOT TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOU STAR GODDAMN PLAYER.

YOU GOT TO BE IN TUNE WITH YOU STAR GODDAMN PLAYER. YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO

STAR GODDAMN PLAYER. YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO PLEASE EVERY-GODDAMN-BODY, AND

YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO PLEASE EVERY-GODDAMN-BODY, AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL STOP FUCKING

PLEASE EVERY-GODDAMN-BODY, AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL STOP FUCKING TRYING.

YOU MIGHT AS WELL STOP FUCKING TRYING. OPRAH WINFREY DONE MADE

TRYING. OPRAH WINFREY DONE MADE 9 BILLION GODDAMN DOLLARS, AND

OPRAH WINFREY DONE MADE 9 BILLION GODDAMN DOLLARS, AND MOTHERFUCKERS STILL BE TALKING

9 BILLION GODDAMN DOLLARS, AND MOTHERFUCKERS STILL BE TALKING SHIT ABOUT OPRAH WITH 9 BILL--

MOTHERFUCKERS STILL BE TALKING SHIT ABOUT OPRAH WITH 9 BILL-- YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL A

SHIT ABOUT OPRAH WITH 9 BILL-- YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL A MOTHERFUCKER JUST BY SAYING

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL A MOTHERFUCKER JUST BY SAYING $9 BILLION IN THEIR DIRECTION,

MOTHERFUCKER JUST BY SAYING $9 BILLION IN THEIR DIRECTION, JUST, "$9 BILLION, NIGGA

$9 BILLION IN THEIR DIRECTION, JUST, "$9 BILLION, NIGGA $9 BILLION.

JUST, "$9 BILLION, NIGGA $9 BILLION. YOU BETTER DUCK, NIGGA

$9 BILLION. YOU BETTER DUCK, NIGGA $9 BILLION.

YOU BETTER DUCK, NIGGA $9 BILLION. DID YOU HEAR IT?

$9 BILLION. DID YOU HEAR IT? A BILLION.

DID YOU HEAR IT? A BILLION. OPRAH DONE DONE

A BILLION. OPRAH DONE DONE EVERY-FUCKING-THING GOOD YOU CAN

OPRAH DONE DONE EVERY-FUCKING-THING GOOD YOU CAN POSSIBLY DO, AND MOTHERFUCKER

EVERY-FUCKING-THING GOOD YOU CAN POSSIBLY DO, AND MOTHERFUCKER STILL TALKS, "NIGGA, FUCK HER,

POSSIBLY DO, AND MOTHERFUCKER STILL TALKS, "NIGGA, FUCK HER, NIGGA.

STILL TALKS, "NIGGA, FUCK HER, NIGGA. SHE DON'T LIKE HIP-HOP."

NIGGA. SHE DON'T LIKE HIP-HOP." NIGGA, FUCK HIP-HOP.

SHE DON'T LIKE HIP-HOP." NIGGA, FUCK HIP-HOP. I DON'T LIKE FLUTE MUSIC.

NIGGA, FUCK HIP-HOP. I DON'T LIKE FLUTE MUSIC. IT DIDN'T MAKE ME

I DON'T LIKE FLUTE MUSIC. IT DIDN'T MAKE ME 9 BILLION GODDAMN DOLLARS.

IT DIDN'T MAKE ME 9 BILLION GODDAMN DOLLARS. OPRAH DONE DONE EVERY FUCKING

9 BILLION GODDAMN DOLLARS. OPRAH DONE DONE EVERY FUCKING NICE THING THERE WAS TO DO.

OPRAH DONE DONE EVERY FUCKING NICE THING THERE WAS TO DO. FUCK ME.

NICE THING THERE WAS TO DO. FUCK ME. AT THE END OF MY SHOW, I SAY

FUCK ME. AT THE END OF MY SHOW, I SAY "THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.

AT THE END OF MY SHOW, I SAY "THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT. AT THE END OF OPRAH'S SHOW, YOU

"THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT. AT THE END OF OPRAH'S SHOW, YOU STAND UP.

AT THE END OF OPRAH'S SHOW, YOU STAND UP. SHE DONE PUT A MUFFIN BASKET

STAND UP. SHE DONE PUT A MUFFIN BASKET UNDER YOUR SEAT, TWO

SHE DONE PUT A MUFFIN BASKET UNDER YOUR SEAT, TWO BEST-SELLING NOVELS, PUT THREE

UNDER YOUR SEAT, TWO BEST-SELLING NOVELS, PUT THREE OF YOUR KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE

BEST-SELLING NOVELS, PUT THREE OF YOUR KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION AND

OF YOUR KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION AND SHIT.

WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION AND SHIT. WELL, OPRAH'S IN TUNE WITH HER

SHIT. WELL, OPRAH'S IN TUNE WITH HER STAR FUCKING PLAYER.

WELL, OPRAH'S IN TUNE WITH HER STAR FUCKING PLAYER. SHE KNOW YOU THINK HER NAME

STAR FUCKING PLAYER. SHE KNOW YOU THINK HER NAME UGLY.

SHE KNOW YOU THINK HER NAME UGLY. THAT'S WHY SHE NAMED EVERYTHING

UGLY. THAT'S WHY SHE NAMED EVERYTHING OPRAH -- THE MAGAZINE NAME

THAT'S WHY SHE NAMED EVERYTHING OPRAH -- THE MAGAZINE NAME OPRAH, THE SHOW NAME "OPRAH,"

OPRAH -- THE MAGAZINE NAME OPRAH, THE SHOW NAME "OPRAH," NEW NETWORK NAME OPRAH, GAYLE'S

OPRAH, THE SHOW NAME "OPRAH," NEW NETWORK NAME OPRAH, GAYLE'S NAME OPRAH, STEDMAN'S NAME'S

NEW NETWORK NAME OPRAH, GAYLE'S NAME OPRAH, STEDMAN'S NAME'S OPRAH.

NAME OPRAH, STEDMAN'S NAME'S OPRAH. SHE DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

OPRAH. SHE DON'T GIVE A FUCK. AND THAT'S HOW YOU GONNA HAVE TO

SHE DON'T GIVE A FUCK. AND THAT'S HOW YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE.

AND THAT'S HOW YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE. AND WE FITTIN' TO GO INTO SOME

BE. AND WE FITTIN' TO GO INTO SOME MAJOR MOTHERFUCKING CHANGES IN

AND WE FITTIN' TO GO INTO SOME MAJOR MOTHERFUCKING CHANGES IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY, AND, WHITE

MAJOR MOTHERFUCKING CHANGES IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY, AND, WHITE PEOPLE, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT

THIS FUCKING COUNTRY, AND, WHITE PEOPLE, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY.

PEOPLE, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY. WE DO NOT HATE Y'ALL NO FUCKING

THE WRONG WAY. WE DO NOT HATE Y'ALL NO FUCKING MORE.

WE DO NOT HATE Y'ALL NO FUCKING MORE. IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT Y'ALL

MORE. IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT Y'ALL LOOK THE WAY THE PEOPLE LOOKED

IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT Y'ALL LOOK THE WAY THE PEOPLE LOOKED WHO DID THE FUCKED-UP SHIT TO

LOOK THE WAY THE PEOPLE LOOKED WHO DID THE FUCKED-UP SHIT TO US, AND WE UNDERSTAND THE

WHO DID THE FUCKED-UP SHIT TO US, AND WE UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE.

US, AND WE UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE. BUT WE GONNA HAVE TO GET BETTER

DIFFERENCE. BUT WE GONNA HAVE TO GET BETTER AS A COUNTRY.

BUT WE GONNA HAVE TO GET BETTER AS A COUNTRY. WHITE PEOPLE, STOP ASKING YOUR

AS A COUNTRY. WHITE PEOPLE, STOP ASKING YOUR BLACK FRIENDS ABOUT O.J.

WHITE PEOPLE, STOP ASKING YOUR BLACK FRIENDS ABOUT O.J. WE DON'T KNOW NOTHING MORE ABOUT

BLACK FRIENDS ABOUT O.J. WE DON'T KNOW NOTHING MORE ABOUT O.J. THAN Y'ALL GODDAMN DO.

WE DON'T KNOW NOTHING MORE ABOUT O.J. THAN Y'ALL GODDAMN DO. IT'S 50% ON EITHER SIDE.

O.J. THAN Y'ALL GODDAMN DO. IT'S 50% ON EITHER SIDE. O.J. AIN'T COME TO A NIGGA

IT'S 50% ON EITHER SIDE. O.J. AIN'T COME TO A NIGGA MEETING IN MANY A MOON.

O.J. AIN'T COME TO A NIGGA MEETING IN MANY A MOON. WE DON'T EVEN SEND HIM

MEETING IN MANY A MOON. WE DON'T EVEN SEND HIM INVITATIONS ANYMORE.

WE DON'T EVEN SEND HIM INVITATIONS ANYMORE. EVERYTHING IS NOT THE SAME

INVITATIONS ANYMORE. EVERYTHING IS NOT THE SAME WHITE PEOPLE -- "WHAT ABOUT

EVERYTHING IS NOT THE SAME WHITE PEOPLE -- "WHAT ABOUT O.J.?"

WHITE PEOPLE -- "WHAT ABOUT O.J.?" WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT O.J.

O.J.?" WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT O.J. MOST OF US GOT NIGGAS WHO REALLY

WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT O.J. MOST OF US GOT NIGGAS WHO REALLY ARE IN COURT AND REALLY NEED

MOST OF US GOT NIGGAS WHO REALLY ARE IN COURT AND REALLY NEED SOME LENIENCY FROM A JUDGE AND

ARE IN COURT AND REALLY NEED SOME LENIENCY FROM A JUDGE AND SHIT.

SOME LENIENCY FROM A JUDGE AND SHIT. FOR A MOTHERFUCKER TO BE GETTING

SHIT. FOR A MOTHERFUCKER TO BE GETTING OFF ON MURDER AND THEN GOING TO

FOR A MOTHERFUCKER TO BE GETTING OFF ON MURDER AND THEN GOING TO JAIL FOR ANYTHING -- YOU'RE NOT

OFF ON MURDER AND THEN GOING TO JAIL FOR ANYTHING -- YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO TO JAIL FOR

JAIL FOR ANYTHING -- YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO TO JAIL FOR NOTHING AFTER MURDER, NIGGA.

SUPPOSED TO GO TO JAIL FOR NOTHING AFTER MURDER, NIGGA. YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO

NOTHING AFTER MURDER, NIGGA. YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO JAYWALK.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO JAYWALK. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE LAST

JAYWALK. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE LAST NIGGA TO CROSS THE STREET,

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE LAST NIGGA TO CROSS THE STREET, JUST...

NIGGA TO CROSS THE STREET, JUST... ( LAUGHTER )

JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) MOST OF US WERE DONE WITH THIS

( LAUGHTER ) MOST OF US WERE DONE WITH THIS NIGGA WHEN HE WROTE A BOOK WHERE

MOST OF US WERE DONE WITH THIS NIGGA WHEN HE WROTE A BOOK WHERE HE HYPOTHETICALLY SNITCHES ON

NIGGA WHEN HE WROTE A BOOK WHERE HE HYPOTHETICALLY SNITCHES ON HIS GODDAMN SELF.

HE HYPOTHETICALLY SNITCHES ON HIS GODDAMN SELF. THAT WAS VERY UN-NIGGA-LY.

HIS GODDAMN SELF. THAT WAS VERY UN-NIGGA-LY. NIGGA, WHAT?

THAT WAS VERY UN-NIGGA-LY. NIGGA, WHAT? THIS NIGGA WROTE A BOOK CALLED

NIGGA, WHAT? THIS NIGGA WROTE A BOOK CALLED "WHAT IF I WOULD HAVE DONE IT?

THIS NIGGA WROTE A BOOK CALLED "WHAT IF I WOULD HAVE DONE IT? NIGGA, WHAT IF YOU JUST SHUT THE

"WHAT IF I WOULD HAVE DONE IT? NIGGA, WHAT IF YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP?"

NIGGA, WHAT IF YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP?" WHAT IS YOU TRYING...

FUCK UP?" WHAT IS YOU TRYING... ( LAUGHTER )

WHAT IS YOU TRYING... ( LAUGHTER ) THEN THIS NIGGA WENT TO JAIL FOR

( LAUGHTER ) THEN THIS NIGGA WENT TO JAIL FOR SOME SHIT NIGGAS DIDN'T EVEN

THEN THIS NIGGA WENT TO JAIL FOR SOME SHIT NIGGAS DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WAS A CRIME.

SOME SHIT NIGGAS DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WAS A CRIME. THIS NIGGA WENT TO JAIL FOR

KNOW WAS A CRIME. THIS NIGGA WENT TO JAIL FOR STEALING HIS OWN SHIT.

THIS NIGGA WENT TO JAIL FOR STEALING HIS OWN SHIT. NIGGA, DID YOU GO TO JAIL FOR

STEALING HIS OWN SHIT. NIGGA, DID YOU GO TO JAIL FOR STEALING A PICTURE OF YOU,

NIGGA, DID YOU GO TO JAIL FOR STEALING A PICTURE OF YOU, NIGGA?

STEALING A PICTURE OF YOU, NIGGA? YOU COULDN'T HAVE GOT A COPY A

NIGGA? YOU COULDN'T HAVE GOT A COPY A KINKO'S OR NOTHING?

YOU COULDN'T HAVE GOT A COPY A KINKO'S OR NOTHING? O.J. WON'T EVEN GO TO JAIL LIKE

KINKO'S OR NOTHING? O.J. WON'T EVEN GO TO JAIL LIKE A NIGGA.

O.J. WON'T EVEN GO TO JAIL LIKE A NIGGA. EVERY TIME YOU SEE O.J. GOING TO

A NIGGA. EVERY TIME YOU SEE O.J. GOING TO JAIL, HE MOVING WAY TOO FUCKING

EVERY TIME YOU SEE O.J. GOING TO JAIL, HE MOVING WAY TOO FUCKING QUICK TO BE GOING TO JAIL, LIKE

JAIL, HE MOVING WAY TOO FUCKING QUICK TO BE GOING TO JAIL, LIKE HIM AND THE OFFICERS IS LATE FOR

QUICK TO BE GOING TO JAIL, LIKE HIM AND THE OFFICERS IS LATE FOR A MEETING OR SOMETHING, WITH HIS

HIM AND THE OFFICERS IS LATE FOR A MEETING OR SOMETHING, WITH HIS BIG-ASS HEAD BOPPIN' UP AND DOWN

A MEETING OR SOMETHING, WITH HIS BIG-ASS HEAD BOPPIN' UP AND DOWN AND SHIT, JUST...

BIG-ASS HEAD BOPPIN' UP AND DOWN AND SHIT, JUST... ALL NIGGAS KNOW IT'S ONLY ONE

AND SHIT, JUST... ALL NIGGAS KNOW IT'S ONLY ONE ACCEPTABLE WALK TO JAIL, NIGGA

ALL NIGGAS KNOW IT'S ONLY ONE ACCEPTABLE WALK TO JAIL, NIGGA AND IT IS SLOW AND DELIBERATE,

ACCEPTABLE WALK TO JAIL, NIGGA AND IT IS SLOW AND DELIBERATE, NIGGA, JUST...

AND IT IS SLOW AND DELIBERATE, NIGGA, JUST... ( LAUGHTER )

NIGGA, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) AND ALL THE WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR

( LAUGHTER ) AND ALL THE WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD UP, YOU BE THINKING, "I

AND ALL THE WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD UP, YOU BE THINKING, "I CAN'T REMEMBER NOBODY'S GODDAMN

HEAD UP, YOU BE THINKING, "I CAN'T REMEMBER NOBODY'S GODDAMN NUMBER BY HEART, NIGGA

CAN'T REMEMBER NOBODY'S GODDAMN NUMBER BY HEART, NIGGA THIS IS BULLSHIT

NUMBER BY HEART, NIGGA THIS IS BULLSHIT I AIN'T NEVER GONNA GET OUT OF

THIS IS BULLSHIT I AIN'T NEVER GONNA GET OUT OF JAIL, NIGGA.

I AIN'T NEVER GONNA GET OUT OF JAIL, NIGGA. I CAN'T REMEMBER NOBODY'S

JAIL, NIGGA. I CAN'T REMEMBER NOBODY'S GODDAMN NUMBER.

I CAN'T REMEMBER NOBODY'S GODDAMN NUMBER. THIS IS BULLSHIT."

GODDAMN NUMBER. THIS IS BULLSHIT." BUT WE JUST GONNA HAVE TO DEAL

THIS IS BULLSHIT." BUT WE JUST GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE SHIT WE GOT TO DEAL

BUT WE JUST GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE SHIT WE GOT TO DEAL WITH.

WITH THE SHIT WE GOT TO DEAL WITH. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AS MUCH

WITH. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AS MUCH FUCKING FUN AS YOU CAN.

MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AS MUCH FUCKING FUN AS YOU CAN. I GET IN TROUBLE 'CAUSE I BE

FUCKING FUN AS YOU CAN. I GET IN TROUBLE 'CAUSE I BE TRYING TO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN, AND

I GET IN TROUBLE 'CAUSE I BE TRYING TO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN, AND I BE TELLING BLACK PEOPLE, YOU

TRYING TO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN, AND I BE TELLING BLACK PEOPLE, YOU NEED TO GET YOU SOME WHITE

I BE TELLING BLACK PEOPLE, YOU NEED TO GET YOU SOME WHITE FRIENDS, BUT YOU HAVE TO BE

NEED TO GET YOU SOME WHITE FRIENDS, BUT YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR WHITE FRIENDS.

FRIENDS, BUT YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR WHITE FRIENDS. YOUR WHITE FRIENDS WILL GET YOU

CAREFUL WITH YOUR WHITE FRIENDS. YOUR WHITE FRIENDS WILL GET YOU FUCKED UP ACCIDENTALLY

YOUR WHITE FRIENDS WILL GET YOU FUCKED UP ACCIDENTALLY SOMETIMES.

FUCKED UP ACCIDENTALLY SOMETIMES. LIKE, EVERYBODY KNOW I LIKE

SOMETIMES. LIKE, EVERYBODY KNOW I LIKE WEED.

LIKE, EVERYBODY KNOW I LIKE WEED. EVERYBODY KNOW I THINK IT'S

WEED. EVERYBODY KNOW I THINK IT'S FANTASTIC.

EVERYBODY KNOW I THINK IT'S FANTASTIC. WELL, MY...

FANTASTIC. WELL, MY... ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

WELL, MY... ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MY WHITE FRIENDS FUCKED ME UP ON

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MY WHITE FRIENDS FUCKED ME UP ON THE SHIT, 'CAUSE THEY WAS LIKE

MY WHITE FRIENDS FUCKED ME UP ON THE SHIT, 'CAUSE THEY WAS LIKE "WE GOT SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY

THE SHIT, 'CAUSE THEY WAS LIKE "WE GOT SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY FANTASTIC," AND I WAS LIKE

"WE GOT SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY FANTASTIC," AND I WAS LIKE "WELL, WEED IS ALREADY REALLY

FANTASTIC," AND I WAS LIKE "WELL, WEED IS ALREADY REALLY FANTASTIC.

"WELL, WEED IS ALREADY REALLY FANTASTIC. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GONNA

FANTASTIC. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GONNA OUT-FANTASTIC FANTASTIC.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GONNA OUT-FANTASTIC FANTASTIC. AND SOMETIMES, NIGGAS, YOU

OUT-FANTASTIC FANTASTIC. AND SOMETIMES, NIGGAS, YOU SHOULD KNOW WHEN TO SHUT THE

AND SOMETIMES, NIGGAS, YOU SHOULD KNOW WHEN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, BECAUSE I BE SAYING

SHOULD KNOW WHEN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, BECAUSE I BE SAYING SHIT LIKE, "I WONDER HOW HIGH

FUCK UP, BECAUSE I BE SAYING SHIT LIKE, "I WONDER HOW HIGH COULD ACTUALLY GET."

SHIT LIKE, "I WONDER HOW HIGH COULD ACTUALLY GET." AND IF YOU SAY THAT AROUND SOME

COULD ACTUALLY GET." AND IF YOU SAY THAT AROUND SOME NIGGAS, WE ALL JUST LAUGH AND

AND IF YOU SAY THAT AROUND SOME NIGGAS, WE ALL JUST LAUGH AND MOVE ON, JUST, "HA, NIGGA, YOU

NIGGAS, WE ALL JUST LAUGH AND MOVE ON, JUST, "HA, NIGGA, YOU CRAZY.

MOVE ON, JUST, "HA, NIGGA, YOU CRAZY. BUT YOUR WHITE FRIENDS TAKE THAT

CRAZY. BUT YOUR WHITE FRIENDS TAKE THAT SHIT SERIOUSLY, AND THEY GOT

BUT YOUR WHITE FRIENDS TAKE THAT SHIT SERIOUSLY, AND THEY GOT ANSWERS FOR YOUR QUESTIONS AND

SHIT SERIOUSLY, AND THEY GOT ANSWERS FOR YOUR QUESTIONS AND SHIT, AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO BE

ANSWERS FOR YOUR QUESTIONS AND SHIT, AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO BE CAREFUL AND SHIT, 'CAUSE MY

SHIT, AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO BE CAREFUL AND SHIT, 'CAUSE MY WHITE FRIENDS INTRODUCED ME TO

CAREFUL AND SHIT, 'CAUSE MY WHITE FRIENDS INTRODUCED ME TO SOMETHING CALLED THE VAPORIZER

WHITE FRIENDS INTRODUCED ME TO SOMETHING CALLED THE VAPORIZER AND, UM, AS A PUBLIC-SERVICE

SOMETHING CALLED THE VAPORIZER AND, UM, AS A PUBLIC-SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, NIGGAS, THIS IS

AND, UM, AS A PUBLIC-SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, NIGGAS, THIS IS THE REAL DEAL RIGHT HERE.

ANNOUNCEMENT, NIGGAS, THIS IS THE REAL DEAL RIGHT HERE. THIS IS -- A LOT OF SHIT IS

THE REAL DEAL RIGHT HERE. THIS IS -- A LOT OF SHIT IS BULLSHIT.

THIS IS -- A LOT OF SHIT IS BULLSHIT. THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM, NIGGA

BULLSHIT. THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM, NIGGA THIS IS "STAR TREK: THE NEXT

THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM, NIGGA THIS IS "STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION" RIGHT HERE.

THIS IS "STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION" RIGHT HERE. THIS IS A NEW FRONTIER.

GENERATION" RIGHT HERE. THIS IS A NEW FRONTIER. I WAS NOT FUCKING READY.

THIS IS A NEW FRONTIER. I WAS NOT FUCKING READY. IT COME IN A BLACK BOX AND SHIT,

I WAS NOT FUCKING READY. IT COME IN A BLACK BOX AND SHIT, AND YOU PUT THE WEED IN THERE,

IT COME IN A BLACK BOX AND SHIT, AND YOU PUT THE WEED IN THERE, AND THEN THEY PLUGGED IT IN THE

AND YOU PUT THE WEED IN THERE, AND THEN THEY PLUGGED IT IN THE WALL.

AND THEN THEY PLUGGED IT IN THE WALL. NOW...

WALL. NOW... ( LAUGHTER )

NOW... ( LAUGHTER ) ...SOON AS I SAW THEM PLUG I

( LAUGHTER ) ...SOON AS I SAW THEM PLUG I INTO THE WALL, I REALIZED I HAD

...SOON AS I SAW THEM PLUG I INTO THE WALL, I REALIZED I HAD ALREADY CROSSED MY MOTHERFUCKING

INTO THE WALL, I REALIZED I HAD ALREADY CROSSED MY MOTHERFUCKING BOUNDARY.

ALREADY CROSSED MY MOTHERFUCKING BOUNDARY. I'M STANDING THERE WITH

BOUNDARY. I'M STANDING THERE WITH LIGHTER IN MY MOTHERFUCKING

I'M STANDING THERE WITH LIGHTER IN MY MOTHERFUCKING HAND, LIKE..

LIGHTER IN MY MOTHERFUCKING HAND, LIKE.. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NO

HAND, LIKE.. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NO BULLSHIT.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NO BULLSHIT. IT GOT REAL KNOBS ON IT.

BULLSHIT. IT GOT REAL KNOBS ON IT. YOU DON'T PUT IT ON "WARM.

IT GOT REAL KNOBS ON IT. YOU DON'T PUT IT ON "WARM. IT'S LIKE AN OVEN.

YOU DON'T PUT IT ON "WARM. IT'S LIKE AN OVEN. YOU PUT IT ON A REAL TEMPERATURE

IT'S LIKE AN OVEN. YOU PUT IT ON A REAL TEMPERATURE LIKE 375, LIKE JIFFY CORN MUFFIN

YOU PUT IT ON A REAL TEMPERATURE LIKE 375, LIKE JIFFY CORN MUFFIN MIX NUMBERS, AND IT AIN'T GOT NO

LIKE 375, LIKE JIFFY CORN MUFFIN MIX NUMBERS, AND IT AIN'T GOT NO FIRE AND NO SMOKE, WHICH REALLY

MIX NUMBERS, AND IT AIN'T GOT NO FIRE AND NO SMOKE, WHICH REALLY FUCKED WITH ME, BECAUSE IF YOU

FIRE AND NO SMOKE, WHICH REALLY FUCKED WITH ME, BECAUSE IF YOU SMOKE WEED, THE SMOKE IS YOU

FUCKED WITH ME, BECAUSE IF YOU SMOKE WEED, THE SMOKE IS YOU WAY OF KNOWING WHEN NOT TO GO

SMOKE WEED, THE SMOKE IS YOU WAY OF KNOWING WHEN NOT TO GO TOO FAR.

WAY OF KNOWING WHEN NOT TO GO TOO FAR. YOU CAN'T REALLY GO TOO FAR,

TOO FAR. YOU CAN'T REALLY GO TOO FAR, BECAUSE WHEN YOU'VE ACHIEVED

YOU CAN'T REALLY GO TOO FAR, BECAUSE WHEN YOU'VE ACHIEVED MAXIMUM HIGHNESS, YOUR LUNGS

BECAUSE WHEN YOU'VE ACHIEVED MAXIMUM HIGHNESS, YOUR LUNGS WILL LET YOU KNOW.

MAXIMUM HIGHNESS, YOUR LUNGS WILL LET YOU KNOW. THAT'S WHEN YOU CAN'T CATCH THE

WILL LET YOU KNOW. THAT'S WHEN YOU CAN'T CATCH THE COUGH, WHEN YOU...

THAT'S WHEN YOU CAN'T CATCH THE COUGH, WHEN YOU... ( COUGHING )

COUGH, WHEN YOU... ( COUGHING ) ( LAUGHTER )

( COUGHING ) ( LAUGHTER ) BUT THIS -- THIS DON'T HAVE NO

( LAUGHTER ) BUT THIS -- THIS DON'T HAVE NO SMOKE.

BUT THIS -- THIS DON'T HAVE NO SMOKE. IT'S JUST ALL VAPOR, AND YOU

SMOKE. IT'S JUST ALL VAPOR, AND YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, 'CAUSE YOU

IT'S JUST ALL VAPOR, AND YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY VAPORS..

HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY VAPORS.. YOU CAN SAFELY TAKE.

DON'T KNOW HOW MANY VAPORS.. YOU CAN SAFELY TAKE. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW.

YOU CAN SAFELY TAKE. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW. I WAS FOUR OR FIVE BAGS IN

YOU JUST DON'T KNOW. I WAS FOUR OR FIVE BAGS IN BEFORE I REALIZED, "NIGGA, YOU

I WAS FOUR OR FIVE BAGS IN BEFORE I REALIZED, "NIGGA, YOU HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

BEFORE I REALIZED, "NIGGA, YOU HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE PHEW."

HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE PHEW." THIS SHIT -- YOU MIGHT NOT WANT

PHEW." THIS SHIT -- YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO FIND OUT HOW HIGH YOU CAN

THIS SHIT -- YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO FIND OUT HOW HIGH YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET.

TO FIND OUT HOW HIGH YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET. JUST TAKE IT FROM ME.

ACTUALLY GET. JUST TAKE IT FROM ME. YOU MIGHT REALLY EMBARRASS

JUST TAKE IT FROM ME. YOU MIGHT REALLY EMBARRASS YOURSELF TO YOURSELF IF YOU

YOU MIGHT REALLY EMBARRASS YOURSELF TO YOURSELF IF YOU AIN'T CAREFUL.

YOURSELF TO YOURSELF IF YOU AIN'T CAREFUL. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A GROWN

AIN'T CAREFUL. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A GROWN MOTHERFUCKING MAN IN YOUR OWN

YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A GROWN MOTHERFUCKING MAN IN YOUR OWN CAR IN THE DRIVEWAY WITH A

MOTHERFUCKING MAN IN YOUR OWN CAR IN THE DRIVEWAY WITH A WIFE-BEATER ON AND SOME JOGGIN

CAR IN THE DRIVEWAY WITH A WIFE-BEATER ON AND SOME JOGGIN PANTS, CRYING, WITH A LAP FULL

WIFE-BEATER ON AND SOME JOGGIN PANTS, CRYING, WITH A LAP FULL OF BILLS, CRYING TO LIL WAYNE

PANTS, CRYING, WITH A LAP FULL OF BILLS, CRYING TO LIL WAYNE SONGS AND SHIT, 'CAUSE HE SOUND

OF BILLS, CRYING TO LIL WAYNE SONGS AND SHIT, 'CAUSE HE SOUND LIKE HE 6 WHEN HE RAPPING.

SONGS AND SHIT, 'CAUSE HE SOUND LIKE HE 6 WHEN HE RAPPING. YOU JUST IN THE CAR, JUST...

LIKE HE 6 WHEN HE RAPPING. YOU JUST IN THE CAR, JUST... ♪ IF I DON'T DO NOTHING, I'M-

YOU JUST IN THE CAR, JUST... ♪ IF I DON'T DO NOTHING, I'M- BALL ♪

♪ IF I DON'T DO NOTHING, I'M- BALL ♪ ♪ I'M COUNTIN' ALL DAY LIKE A

BALL ♪ ♪ I'M COUNTIN' ALL DAY LIKE A CLOCK ON THE WALL ♪

♪ I'M COUNTIN' ALL DAY LIKE A CLOCK ON THE WALL ♪ ♪ GO AND GET YOUR MONEY, LITTLE

CLOCK ON THE WALL ♪ ♪ GO AND GET YOUR MONEY, LITTLE DUFFLE BAG BOY ♪

♪ GO AND GET YOUR MONEY, LITTLE DUFFLE BAG BOY ♪ LOOK IN THE LEFT MIRROR.

DUFFLE BAG BOY ♪ LOOK IN THE LEFT MIRROR. ♪ I AIN'T NEVER RAN FROM A NIGGA

LOOK IN THE LEFT MIRROR. ♪ I AIN'T NEVER RAN FROM A NIGGA AND I DAMN SURE... ♪

♪ I AIN'T NEVER RAN FROM A NIGGA AND I DAMN SURE... ♪ JUST SAYING, YOU MIGHT NOT WANT

AND I DAMN SURE... ♪ JUST SAYING, YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO GET TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING

JUST SAYING, YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO GET TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING EXTREME.

TO GET TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING EXTREME. THAT SHIT -- GOT SO HIGH, IT

EXTREME. THAT SHIT -- GOT SO HIGH, IT TOOK ME ALL THE WAY LOW AND THEN

THAT SHIT -- GOT SO HIGH, IT TOOK ME ALL THE WAY LOW AND THEN TOOK ME ALL THE WAY HIGH

TOOK ME ALL THE WAY LOW AND THEN TOOK ME ALL THE WAY HIGH AND YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SO

TOOK ME ALL THE WAY HIGH AND YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SO HIGH THAT YOU GO IN YOUR HOUSE

AND YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SO HIGH THAT YOU GO IN YOUR HOUSE AND START FUCKING WITH YOUR

HIGH THAT YOU GO IN YOUR HOUSE AND START FUCKING WITH YOUR KIDS' Wii GAME.

AND START FUCKING WITH YOUR KIDS' Wii GAME. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO IT,

KIDS' Wii GAME. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO IT, 'CAUSE Wii AND WEED DO NOT GO

YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO IT, 'CAUSE Wii AND WEED DO NOT GO TOGETHER.

'CAUSE Wii AND WEED DO NOT GO TOGETHER. THEY SEEM LIKE THEY SHOULD GO

TOGETHER. THEY SEEM LIKE THEY SHOULD GO TOGETHER, BUT THEY DON'T, 'CAUSE

THEY SEEM LIKE THEY SHOULD GO TOGETHER, BUT THEY DON'T, 'CAUSE THE Wii WANTS YOU TO BE ACTIVE

TOGETHER, BUT THEY DON'T, 'CAUSE THE Wii WANTS YOU TO BE ACTIVE AND WEED WANTS YOU TO SIT YOUR

THE Wii WANTS YOU TO BE ACTIVE AND WEED WANTS YOU TO SIT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS DOWN, AND YOU

AND WEED WANTS YOU TO SIT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS DOWN, AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING WITH THAT.

MOTHERFUCKING ASS DOWN, AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING WITH THAT. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO, AS A

SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING WITH THAT. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO, AS A GROWN MAN, GET SO HIGH THAT YOU

YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO, AS A GROWN MAN, GET SO HIGH THAT YOU DONE WENT IN THE HOUSE, FOUND

GROWN MAN, GET SO HIGH THAT YOU DONE WENT IN THE HOUSE, FOUND YOUR KIDS' Wii, PLAYING THE

DONE WENT IN THE HOUSE, FOUND YOUR KIDS' Wii, PLAYING THE TENNIS GAME, AND DONE FUCKED UP

YOUR KIDS' Wii, PLAYING THE TENNIS GAME, AND DONE FUCKED UP YOUR WHOLE GODDAMN HOUSE, LOSING

TENNIS GAME, AND DONE FUCKED UP YOUR WHOLE GODDAMN HOUSE, LOSING BY 1,000 GODDAMN POINTS, TRYING

YOUR WHOLE GODDAMN HOUSE, LOSING BY 1,000 GODDAMN POINTS, TRYING TO PLAY TENNIS IN YOUR LIVING

BY 1,000 GODDAMN POINTS, TRYING TO PLAY TENNIS IN YOUR LIVING ROOM AND SHIT, JUST...

TO PLAY TENNIS IN YOUR LIVING ROOM AND SHIT, JUST... "MOVE THE COUCH!"

ROOM AND SHIT, JUST... "MOVE THE COUCH!" KIDS COME BACK HOME.

"MOVE THE COUCH!" KIDS COME BACK HOME. "WHAT HAPPENED, DADDY?

KIDS COME BACK HOME. "WHAT HAPPENED, DADDY? IT LOOK LIKE A TORNADO CAME

"WHAT HAPPENED, DADDY? IT LOOK LIKE A TORNADO CAME THROUGH HERE."

IT LOOK LIKE A TORNADO CAME THROUGH HERE." "LIL WAYNE WAS IN HERE, CRYING

THROUGH HERE." "LIL WAYNE WAS IN HERE, CRYING AND SHIT

"LIL WAYNE WAS IN HERE, CRYING AND SHIT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK

AND SHIT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. I'M SORRY."

HAPPENED. I'M SORRY." YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING

I'M SORRY." YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING DO YOUR FUCKING BEST AND TRY A

YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING DO YOUR FUCKING BEST AND TRY A HARD AS YOU CAN, 'CAUSE

DO YOUR FUCKING BEST AND TRY A HARD AS YOU CAN, 'CAUSE SOMETIMES SHIT JUST DOES NOT

HARD AS YOU CAN, 'CAUSE SOMETIMES SHIT JUST DOES NOT WORK OUT THE WAY YOU

SOMETIMES SHIT JUST DOES NOT WORK OUT THE WAY YOU MOTHERFUCKING PLANNED.

WORK OUT THE WAY YOU MOTHERFUCKING PLANNED. THAT'S JUST A PART OF LIFE.

MOTHERFUCKING PLANNED. THAT'S JUST A PART OF LIFE. SOMETIMES SHIT DO NOT WORK OUT

THAT'S JUST A PART OF LIFE. SOMETIMES SHIT DO NOT WORK OUT THE FUCKING WAY YOU PLANNED.

SOMETIMES SHIT DO NOT WORK OUT THE FUCKING WAY YOU PLANNED. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME

THE FUCKING WAY YOU PLANNED. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME EXAMPLE.

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRIME EXAMPLE. I WAITED MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE

EXAMPLE. I WAITED MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE TRYING TO GET A MOTORCYCLE.

I WAITED MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE TRYING TO GET A MOTORCYCLE. MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE, ALL I

TRYING TO GET A MOTORCYCLE. MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE, ALL I WANTED WAS A MOTORCYCLE, AND

MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE, ALL I WANTED WAS A MOTORCYCLE, AND FIRST, I COULDN'T AFFORD THE

WANTED WAS A MOTORCYCLE, AND FIRST, I COULDN'T AFFORD THE MOTORCYCLE.

FIRST, I COULDN'T AFFORD THE MOTORCYCLE. THEN, WHEN I COULD AFFORD THE

MOTORCYCLE. THEN, WHEN I COULD AFFORD THE MOTORCYCLE, THEN I HAD KIDS, AND

THEN, WHEN I COULD AFFORD THE MOTORCYCLE, THEN I HAD KIDS, AND YOU CAN'T JUST GET A MOTORCYCLE

MOTORCYCLE, THEN I HAD KIDS, AND YOU CAN'T JUST GET A MOTORCYCLE AS YOUR PRIMARY MEANS OF

YOU CAN'T JUST GET A MOTORCYCLE AS YOUR PRIMARY MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION IF YOU GOT KIDS.

AS YOUR PRIMARY MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION IF YOU GOT KIDS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL THEM

TRANSPORTATION IF YOU GOT KIDS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL THEM IN THE DRIVEWAY.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL THEM IN THE DRIVEWAY. YOU JUST -- "I AIN'T GOT NO

IN THE DRIVEWAY. YOU JUST -- "I AIN'T GOT NO ROOM."

YOU JUST -- "I AIN'T GOT NO ROOM." ( LAUGHTER )

ROOM." ( LAUGHTER ) AND I FINALLY WAS ABLE TO

( LAUGHTER ) AND I FINALLY WAS ABLE TO FUCKING GET THE MOTORCYCLE

AND I FINALLY WAS ABLE TO FUCKING GET THE MOTORCYCLE I WAS HAPPY LIKE A KID A

FUCKING GET THE MOTORCYCLE I WAS HAPPY LIKE A KID A MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS.

I WAS HAPPY LIKE A KID A MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS GODDAMN

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS GODDAMN HAPPY.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS GODDAMN HAPPY. I HAD THE MOTHERFUCKING

HAPPY. I HAD THE MOTHERFUCKING MOTORCYCLE, AND IT WAS SMALL AND

I HAD THE MOTHERFUCKING MOTORCYCLE, AND IT WAS SMALL AND BLACK AND FAST, JUST LIKE ME

MOTORCYCLE, AND IT WAS SMALL AND BLACK AND FAST, JUST LIKE ME AND I HAD GOT THE BLACK

BLACK AND FAST, JUST LIKE ME AND I HAD GOT THE BLACK HARLEY-DAVIDSON BOOTS AND THE

AND I HAD GOT THE BLACK HARLEY-DAVIDSON BOOTS AND THE LEATHER ONE-PIECE THAT ZIP UP

HARLEY-DAVIDSON BOOTS AND THE LEATHER ONE-PIECE THAT ZIP UP HERE AND GOT THE KNEEPADS AND

LEATHER ONE-PIECE THAT ZIP UP HERE AND GOT THE KNEEPADS AND SHIT ALREADY IN IT.

HERE AND GOT THE KNEEPADS AND SHIT ALREADY IN IT. I LOOKED LIKE A BLACK TODDLER

SHIT ALREADY IN IT. I LOOKED LIKE A BLACK TODDLER SUPERHERO, LIKE YOU SHOULD CALL

I LOOKED LIKE A BLACK TODDLER SUPERHERO, LIKE YOU SHOULD CALL ME TO SOLVE SMALL CRIMES AND

SUPERHERO, LIKE YOU SHOULD CALL ME TO SOLVE SMALL CRIMES AND SHIT.

ME TO SOLVE SMALL CRIMES AND SHIT. BUT I FELT GOOD THAN A

SHIT. BUT I FELT GOOD THAN A MOTHERFUCKER, 'CAUSE I'M NOT

BUT I FELT GOOD THAN A MOTHERFUCKER, 'CAUSE I'M NOT THAT BIG IN REGULAR LIFE, BUT ON

MOTHERFUCKER, 'CAUSE I'M NOT THAT BIG IN REGULAR LIFE, BUT ON A MOTORCYCLE, NIGGA, I'M THE

THAT BIG IN REGULAR LIFE, BUT ON A MOTORCYCLE, NIGGA, I'M THE PERFECT SIZE.

A MOTORCYCLE, NIGGA, I'M THE PERFECT SIZE. IF YOU LOOK IN THE REARVIEW, YOU

PERFECT SIZE. IF YOU LOOK IN THE REARVIEW, YOU DON'T EVEN SEE ME COMING, NIGGA.

IF YOU LOOK IN THE REARVIEW, YOU DON'T EVEN SEE ME COMING, NIGGA. IT JUST LOOK LIKE A BIKE I

DON'T EVEN SEE ME COMING, NIGGA. IT JUST LOOK LIKE A BIKE I COMING BY ITSELF, NIGGA, JUST...

IT JUST LOOK LIKE A BIKE I COMING BY ITSELF, NIGGA, JUST... ( LAUGHTER )

COMING BY ITSELF, NIGGA, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) I WAS SO MOTHERFUCKING PROUD TO

( LAUGHTER ) I WAS SO MOTHERFUCKING PROUD TO HAVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER, AND

I WAS SO MOTHERFUCKING PROUD TO HAVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER, AND THOUGHT EVERYBODY WAS GONNA BE

HAVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER, AND THOUGHT EVERYBODY WAS GONNA BE EXCITED FOR ME, 'CAUSE I WAS

THOUGHT EVERYBODY WAS GONNA BE EXCITED FOR ME, 'CAUSE I WAS HAPPY, AND EVERYBODY TALKED

EXCITED FOR ME, 'CAUSE I WAS HAPPY, AND EVERYBODY TALKED SHIT -- EVERYBODY.

HAPPY, AND EVERYBODY TALKED SHIT -- EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY WHO SAW ME STANDING BY

SHIT -- EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY WHO SAW ME STANDING BY THE GODDAMN BIKE TALKED SHIT

EVERYBODY WHO SAW ME STANDING BY THE GODDAMN BIKE TALKED SHIT ABOUT, "NIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK I

THE GODDAMN BIKE TALKED SHIT ABOUT, "NIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK I YOU DOING WITH A BIKE, NIGGA

ABOUT, "NIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK I YOU DOING WITH A BIKE, NIGGA YOU GONNA KILL YOURSELF.

YOU DOING WITH A BIKE, NIGGA YOU GONNA KILL YOURSELF. AND THEN MY BODYGUARD, WHO RIDE

YOU GONNA KILL YOURSELF. AND THEN MY BODYGUARD, WHO RIDE A HARLEY EVERY GODDAMN DAY -

AND THEN MY BODYGUARD, WHO RIDE A HARLEY EVERY GODDAMN DAY - I'M THINKING THIS NIGGA GONNA

A HARLEY EVERY GODDAMN DAY - I'M THINKING THIS NIGGA GONNA HAVE MY BACK.

I'M THINKING THIS NIGGA GONNA HAVE MY BACK. THIS THE FIRST NIGGA TALKING

HAVE MY BACK. THIS THE FIRST NIGGA TALKING SHIT, TALKING ABOUT, "NIGGA, I

THIS THE FIRST NIGGA TALKING SHIT, TALKING ABOUT, "NIGGA, I YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YOU GONNA

SHIT, TALKING ABOUT, "NIGGA, I YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YOU GONNA FALL."

YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YOU GONNA FALL." "NIGGA, WHAT?"

FALL." "NIGGA, WHAT?" "NIGGA, IF YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YOU

"NIGGA, WHAT?" "NIGGA, IF YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YOU GONNA FALL."

"NIGGA, IF YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YOU GONNA FALL." "NIGGA, WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT

GONNA FALL." "NIGGA, WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT LIKE THAT'S IN THE BIBLE OR

"NIGGA, WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT LIKE THAT'S IN THE BIBLE OR SOMETHING?

LIKE THAT'S IN THE BIBLE OR SOMETHING? THAT'S NOT A SCRIPTURE, NIGGA.

SOMETHING? THAT'S NOT A SCRIPTURE, NIGGA. YOU CAN'T JUST BE QUOTING THAT

THAT'S NOT A SCRIPTURE, NIGGA. YOU CAN'T JUST BE QUOTING THAT TO PEOPLE.

YOU CAN'T JUST BE QUOTING THAT TO PEOPLE. "NIGGA, IF YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YO

TO PEOPLE. "NIGGA, IF YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YO GONNA FALL."

"NIGGA, IF YOU RIDE, NIGGA, YO GONNA FALL." SO, HE DONE SAID THIS SHIT SO

GONNA FALL." SO, HE DONE SAID THIS SHIT SO MUCH, IT DONE SPOOKED ME, SO I

SO, HE DONE SAID THIS SHIT SO MUCH, IT DONE SPOOKED ME, SO I HAD TO TAKE THE BIKE OFF TO

MUCH, IT DONE SPOOKED ME, SO I HAD TO TAKE THE BIKE OFF TO MYSELF FOR A COUPLE DAYS AND TRY

HAD TO TAKE THE BIKE OFF TO MYSELF FOR A COUPLE DAYS AND TRY TO PRACTICE AND SHIT, 'CAUSE I'M

MYSELF FOR A COUPLE DAYS AND TRY TO PRACTICE AND SHIT, 'CAUSE I'M NOT BUILT LIKE REGULAR

TO PRACTICE AND SHIT, 'CAUSE I'M NOT BUILT LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKERS.

NOT BUILT LIKE REGULAR MOTHERFUCKERS. LIKE, MOST MOTORCYCLE NIGGAS, IF

MOTHERFUCKERS. LIKE, MOST MOTORCYCLE NIGGAS, IF YOU SEE THEM AT THE LIGHT, THEY

LIKE, MOST MOTORCYCLE NIGGAS, IF YOU SEE THEM AT THE LIGHT, THEY HOLDING THEIR WHOLE BIKE UP JUST

YOU SEE THEM AT THE LIGHT, THEY HOLDING THEIR WHOLE BIKE UP JUST ON THEIR TIPPY-TOES AND SHIT

HOLDING THEIR WHOLE BIKE UP JUST ON THEIR TIPPY-TOES AND SHIT I'M NOT BUILT LIKE THAT.

ON THEIR TIPPY-TOES AND SHIT I'M NOT BUILT LIKE THAT. I GOT TO EASE WAY UP ON TH

I'M NOT BUILT LIKE THAT. I GOT TO EASE WAY UP ON TH HANDLEBARS, PUT MY LEGS OUT

I GOT TO EASE WAY UP ON TH HANDLEBARS, PUT MY LEGS OUT FIRMLY AND SHIT, OR ELSE I BEEN

HANDLEBARS, PUT MY LEGS OUT FIRMLY AND SHIT, OR ELSE I BEEN DONE LOST CONTROL OF THE BIKE

FIRMLY AND SHIT, OR ELSE I BEEN DONE LOST CONTROL OF THE BIKE AND ROLLED INTO THE INTERSECTION

DONE LOST CONTROL OF THE BIKE AND ROLLED INTO THE INTERSECTION OR SOME SHIT, JUST..

AND ROLLED INTO THE INTERSECTION OR SOME SHIT, JUST.. ( LAUGHTER )

OR SOME SHIT, JUST.. ( LAUGHTER ) SO, I HAD TO GO OFF TO MY

( LAUGHTER ) SO, I HAD TO GO OFF TO MY MOTHERFUCKING SELF AND TRY TO

SO, I HAD TO GO OFF TO MY MOTHERFUCKING SELF AND TRY TO GET MY SHIT IN FUCKING ORDER, SO

MOTHERFUCKING SELF AND TRY TO GET MY SHIT IN FUCKING ORDER, SO I DONE WORKED ON IT FOR LIKE

GET MY SHIT IN FUCKING ORDER, SO I DONE WORKED ON IT FOR LIKE THREE OR FOUR DAYS, AND FINALLY,

I DONE WORKED ON IT FOR LIKE THREE OR FOUR DAYS, AND FINALLY, I FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO

THREE OR FOUR DAYS, AND FINALLY, I FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO DEBUT AND SHOWCASE ME AND MY

I FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO DEBUT AND SHOWCASE ME AND MY MOTHERFUCKING FAST-ASS BLACK

DEBUT AND SHOWCASE ME AND MY MOTHERFUCKING FAST-ASS BLACK MOTHERFUCKING BIKE.

MOTHERFUCKING FAST-ASS BLACK MOTHERFUCKING BIKE. SO, WE ARE IN TAMPA, AND IT'S

MOTHERFUCKING BIKE. SO, WE ARE IN TAMPA, AND IT'S THE PERFECT SITUATION.

SO, WE ARE IN TAMPA, AND IT'S THE PERFECT SITUATION. IT'S A CURVY ROAD THAT GO LIKE

THE PERFECT SITUATION. IT'S A CURVY ROAD THAT GO LIKE THIS, AND THEN IT BREAK INTO A

IT'S A CURVY ROAD THAT GO LIKE THIS, AND THEN IT BREAK INTO A STRAIGHT SHOT FOR A MILE.

THIS, AND THEN IT BREAK INTO A STRAIGHT SHOT FOR A MILE. NOW, I'M NOT GONNA FUCK WITH THE

STRAIGHT SHOT FOR A MILE. NOW, I'M NOT GONNA FUCK WITH THE CURVY PART, BUT I AM IN THE CUSP

NOW, I'M NOT GONNA FUCK WITH THE CURVY PART, BUT I AM IN THE CUSP OF THE CURVE AND THE

CURVY PART, BUT I AM IN THE CUSP OF THE CURVE AND THE STRAIGHTAWAY, AND ALL I'M

OF THE CURVE AND THE STRAIGHTAWAY, AND ALL I'M WAITING FOR IS THE BUS TO COME

STRAIGHTAWAY, AND ALL I'M WAITING FOR IS THE BUS TO COME 'CAUSE IT'S GOT GLASS WINDOWS,

WAITING FOR IS THE BUS TO COME 'CAUSE IT'S GOT GLASS WINDOWS, AND I WANT THEM TO COME AROUND

'CAUSE IT'S GOT GLASS WINDOWS, AND I WANT THEM TO COME AROUND AND THEN CATCH ME IN ALL M

AND I WANT THEM TO COME AROUND AND THEN CATCH ME IN ALL M MOTHERFUCKING GLORY --

AND THEN CATCH ME IN ALL M MOTHERFUCKING GLORY -- ZZZOOM! -- DOWN THE GODDAMN

MOTHERFUCKING GLORY -- ZZZOOM! -- DOWN THE GODDAMN STREET.

ZZZOOM! -- DOWN THE GODDAMN STREET. AND I'M NOT TELLING MY

STREET. AND I'M NOT TELLING MY BODYGUARD, 'CAUSE I WANT HIM TO

AND I'M NOT TELLING MY BODYGUARD, 'CAUSE I WANT HIM TO BE THE FIRST MOTHERFUCKER WITH

BODYGUARD, 'CAUSE I WANT HIM TO BE THE FIRST MOTHERFUCKER WITH THE DUSTY MOUTH FOR TALKING SHIT

BE THE FIRST MOTHERFUCKER WITH THE DUSTY MOUTH FOR TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME IN THE FIRST GODDAMN

THE DUSTY MOUTH FOR TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME IN THE FIRST GODDAMN PLACE.

ABOUT ME IN THE FIRST GODDAMN PLACE. SO, THIS IS HOW IT WAS IN MY

PLACE. SO, THIS IS HOW IT WAS IN MY HEAD.

SO, THIS IS HOW IT WAS IN MY HEAD. NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS

HEAD. NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING IN MY HEAD.

NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING IN MY HEAD. NOW, IT HAD BEEN RAINING FOR A

THINKING IN MY HEAD. NOW, IT HAD BEEN RAINING FOR A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE THIS DAY.

NOW, IT HAD BEEN RAINING FOR A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE THIS DAY. DON'T WORRY, THAT DON'T HAVE

COUPLE DAYS BEFORE THIS DAY. DON'T WORRY, THAT DON'T HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY.

DON'T WORRY, THAT DON'T HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY. I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE YOU

NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY. I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THE DETAILS.

I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THE DETAILS. BUT SINCE IT HAD BEEN RAINING, I

KNOW THE DETAILS. BUT SINCE IT HAD BEEN RAINING, I DECIDE I'M GONNA BE EXTRA

BUT SINCE IT HAD BEEN RAINING, I DECIDE I'M GONNA BE EXTRA CAREFUL.

DECIDE I'M GONNA BE EXTRA CAREFUL. SO, I MOVE MY BIKE TO THE MIDDLE

CAREFUL. SO, I MOVE MY BIKE TO THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, RIGHT ON THE

SO, I MOVE MY BIKE TO THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, RIGHT ON THE YELLOW LINE.

OF THE STREET, RIGHT ON THE YELLOW LINE. AND THE REASON I'M DOING THAT IS

YELLOW LINE. AND THE REASON I'M DOING THAT IS 'CAUSE IT'S A STRAIGHT SHOT, AND

AND THE REASON I'M DOING THAT IS 'CAUSE IT'S A STRAIGHT SHOT, AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE, IF SOMEBODY

'CAUSE IT'S A STRAIGHT SHOT, AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE, IF SOMEBODY COME FROM THIS WAY OR THAT WAY

I WANT TO MAKE SURE, IF SOMEBODY COME FROM THIS WAY OR THAT WAY I CAN FUCKING MANEUVER.

COME FROM THIS WAY OR THAT WAY I CAN FUCKING MANEUVER. NOW, YOU CAN PROBABLY HEAR SOME

I CAN FUCKING MANEUVER. NOW, YOU CAN PROBABLY HEAR SOME NIGGAS GRUMBLING AND LAUGHING IN

NOW, YOU CAN PROBABLY HEAR SOME NIGGAS GRUMBLING AND LAUGHING IN THE BACK.

NIGGAS GRUMBLING AND LAUGHING IN THE BACK. THEM IS REAL MOTORCYCLE RIDERS

THE BACK. THEM IS REAL MOTORCYCLE RIDERS WHO IS TELLING THEIR FRIENDS

THEM IS REAL MOTORCYCLE RIDERS WHO IS TELLING THEIR FRIENDS "YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER BE ON

WHO IS TELLING THEIR FRIENDS "YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER BE ON THE YELLOW LINE, BECAUSE THAT'S

"YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER BE ON THE YELLOW LINE, BECAUSE THAT'S THE SLIPPERIEST PLACE ON THE

THE YELLOW LINE, BECAUSE THAT'S THE SLIPPERIEST PLACE ON THE GODDAMN STREET."

THE SLIPPERIEST PLACE ON THE GODDAMN STREET." BUT NONE OF THEM SMART-ASS

GODDAMN STREET." BUT NONE OF THEM SMART-ASS NIGGAS WAS THERE AT THE GODDAMN

BUT NONE OF THEM SMART-ASS NIGGAS WAS THERE AT THE GODDAMN TIME, SO I'M JUST GONNA TELL THE

NIGGAS WAS THERE AT THE GODDAMN TIME, SO I'M JUST GONNA TELL THE STORY LIKE IT FUCKING HAPPENED.

TIME, SO I'M JUST GONNA TELL THE STORY LIKE IT FUCKING HAPPENED. SO, HERE I AM ON THE YELLOW

STORY LIKE IT FUCKING HAPPENED. SO, HERE I AM ON THE YELLOW LINE.

SO, HERE I AM ON THE YELLOW LINE. THE BUS IS COMING THROUGH THE

LINE. THE BUS IS COMING THROUGH THE CURVES.

THE BUS IS COMING THROUGH THE CURVES. NOW, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GET

CURVES. NOW, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GET EXCITED, HOW EVERYTHING SLOW

NOW, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GET EXCITED, HOW EVERYTHING SLOW DOWN AND GO INTO SLOW MOTION AND

EXCITED, HOW EVERYTHING SLOW DOWN AND GO INTO SLOW MOTION AND SHIT.

DOWN AND GO INTO SLOW MOTION AND SHIT. THAT'S WHERE THE FUCK I WAS.

SHIT. THAT'S WHERE THE FUCK I WAS. I SAW THE BUS.

THAT'S WHERE THE FUCK I WAS. I SAW THE BUS. I WENT INTO SLOW MOTION.

I SAW THE BUS. I WENT INTO SLOW MOTION. CH, SHOO, SHOO, SHOO, SHOO

I WENT INTO SLOW MOTION. CH, SHOO, SHOO, SHOO, SHOO SHOO.

CH, SHOO, SHOO, SHOO, SHOO SHOO. THEN I HIT THAT MOTHERFUCKER ONE

SHOO. THEN I HIT THAT MOTHERFUCKER ONE TIME.

THEN I HIT THAT MOTHERFUCKER ONE TIME. ( IMITATES ENGINE REVVING )

TIME. ( IMITATES ENGINE REVVING ) NOW, LET ME PAUSE THE STORY

( IMITATES ENGINE REVVING ) NOW, LET ME PAUSE THE STORY RIGHT HERE JUST TO SAY SOMETIMES

NOW, LET ME PAUSE THE STORY RIGHT HERE JUST TO SAY SOMETIMES SHIT DOES NOT WORK OUT THE WAY

RIGHT HERE JUST TO SAY SOMETIMES SHIT DOES NOT WORK OUT THE WAY YOU GODDAMN PLANNED IT.

SHIT DOES NOT WORK OUT THE WAY YOU GODDAMN PLANNED IT. ONE SECOND, I'M WAITING ON MY

YOU GODDAMN PLANNED IT. ONE SECOND, I'M WAITING ON MY MOMENT OF GLORY.

ONE SECOND, I'M WAITING ON MY MOMENT OF GLORY. SHOO.

MOMENT OF GLORY. SHOO. I HIT IT ONE TIME.

SHOO. I HIT IT ONE TIME. ( IMITATES ENGINE REVVING )

I HIT IT ONE TIME. ( IMITATES ENGINE REVVING ) I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE

( IMITATES ENGINE REVVING ) I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE NEXT SECOND, BUT THE SECOND

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE NEXT SECOND, BUT THE SECOND AFTER THAT, I AM IN THE MIDDLE

NEXT SECOND, BUT THE SECOND AFTER THAT, I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN STREET...

AFTER THAT, I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN STREET... WITH MY BIKE ON TOP OF ME.

OF THE GODDAMN STREET... WITH MY BIKE ON TOP OF ME. NOW, NOT ONLY AM I IN THE MIDDLE

WITH MY BIKE ON TOP OF ME. NOW, NOT ONLY AM I IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN STREET, TRAPPED

NOW, NOT ONLY AM I IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN STREET, TRAPPED UNDER MY OWN GODDAMN BIKE, THE

OF THE GODDAMN STREET, TRAPPED UNDER MY OWN GODDAMN BIKE, THE BUS HAS NOW PULLED UP RIGHT THE

UNDER MY OWN GODDAMN BIKE, THE BUS HAS NOW PULLED UP RIGHT THE FUCK HERE, SO NOW EVERYBODY IN

BUS HAS NOW PULLED UP RIGHT THE FUCK HERE, SO NOW EVERYBODY IN MY STAFF IS LOOKING AT ME,

FUCK HERE, SO NOW EVERYBODY IN MY STAFF IS LOOKING AT ME, TRAPPED UNDER MY OWN GODDAMN

MY STAFF IS LOOKING AT ME, TRAPPED UNDER MY OWN GODDAMN BIKE.

TRAPPED UNDER MY OWN GODDAMN BIKE. AND MY BODYGUARD, WHO COULD HAVE

BIKE. AND MY BODYGUARD, WHO COULD HAVE EASILY PICKED THIS MOTHERFUCKER

AND MY BODYGUARD, WHO COULD HAVE EASILY PICKED THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP OFF OF ME IS TOO BUSY GETTING

EASILY PICKED THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP OFF OF ME IS TOO BUSY GETTING HIS SEVEN GODDAMN CHUCKLES UNDER

UP OFF OF ME IS TOO BUSY GETTING HIS SEVEN GODDAMN CHUCKLES UNDER HIS GODDAMN HELMET AND SHIT.

HIS SEVEN GODDAMN CHUCKLES UNDER HIS GODDAMN HELMET AND SHIT. AND NOT ONLY AM I CAUGHT UNDER

HIS GODDAMN HELMET AND SHIT. AND NOT ONLY AM I CAUGHT UNDER MY OWN FUCKING BIKE, MY LEFT

AND NOT ONLY AM I CAUGHT UNDER MY OWN FUCKING BIKE, MY LEFT HAND IS CAUGHT UP UNDER THE

MY OWN FUCKING BIKE, MY LEFT HAND IS CAUGHT UP UNDER THE HANDLEBARS.

HAND IS CAUGHT UP UNDER THE HANDLEBARS. SO, NOT ONLY AM I TRAPPED

HANDLEBARS. SO, NOT ONLY AM I TRAPPED UNDER MY OWN BIKE IN THE MIDDLE

SO, NOT ONLY AM I TRAPPED UNDER MY OWN BIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, I AM SLOWLY

UNDER MY OWN BIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, I AM SLOWLY SPINNING FOR NO GODDAMN REASON

OF THE STREET, I AM SLOWLY SPINNING FOR NO GODDAMN REASON AT ALL, JUST -- EEEEEE-EEEEEE!

SPINNING FOR NO GODDAMN REASON AT ALL, JUST -- EEEEEE-EEEEEE! EEEEEE-EEEEEE!

AT ALL, JUST -- EEEEEE-EEEEEE! EEEEEE-EEEEEE! EEEEEE!

EEEEEE-EEEEEE! EEEEEE! ( LAUGHTER )

I GET UP.

I GET UP. ALL THIS SIDE IS ALL CRISPETY,

I GET UP. ALL THIS SIDE IS ALL CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON.

ALL THIS SIDE IS ALL CRISPETY, CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON. I CAN'T EVEN GET NO

CRACKLY, CRUNCHETY COON. I CAN'T EVEN GET NO MOTHERFUCKING SYMPATHY FROM

I CAN'T EVEN GET NO MOTHERFUCKING SYMPATHY FROM NO-GODDAMN-BODY, 'CAUSE IT AIN'T

MOTHERFUCKING SYMPATHY FROM NO-GODDAMN-BODY, 'CAUSE IT AIN'T LIKE I GOT IN A MOTORCYCLE

NO-GODDAMN-BODY, 'CAUSE IT AIN'T LIKE I GOT IN A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT.

LIKE I GOT IN A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT. ALL THE FUCK THAT HAPPENED IS MY

ACCIDENT. ALL THE FUCK THAT HAPPENED IS MY BIKE DRUG ME 5 FEET UP THE

ALL THE FUCK THAT HAPPENED IS MY BIKE DRUG ME 5 FEET UP THE GODDAMN HIGHWAY AND THEN SLOWLY

BIKE DRUG ME 5 FEET UP THE GODDAMN HIGHWAY AND THEN SLOWLY SPUN ME, ROTISSERIE-STYLE, IN

GODDAMN HIGHWAY AND THEN SLOWLY SPUN ME, ROTISSERIE-STYLE, IN FRONT OF MY GODDAMN FRIENDS.

SPUN ME, ROTISSERIE-STYLE, IN FRONT OF MY GODDAMN FRIENDS. ( LAUGHTER )

FRONT OF MY GODDAMN FRIENDS. ( LAUGHTER ) I HAD TO DO WHAT ANY REAL

( LAUGHTER ) I HAD TO DO WHAT ANY REAL MOTHERFUCKER WOULD DO IN THAT

I HAD TO DO WHAT ANY REAL MOTHERFUCKER WOULD DO IN THAT SITUATION, JUST...

MOTHERFUCKER WOULD DO IN THAT SITUATION, JUST... ( LAUGHTER )

SITUATION, JUST... ( LAUGHTER ) I GOT BACK ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER

( LAUGHTER ) I GOT BACK ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER AND MADE THEM FOLLOW ME FOR 500

I GOT BACK ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER AND MADE THEM FOLLOW ME FOR 500 MILES WHILE I DID 2 1/2 MILES AN

AND MADE THEM FOLLOW ME FOR 500 MILES WHILE I DID 2 1/2 MILES AN HOUR, CRYING, NIGGA, JUST --

MILES WHILE I DID 2 1/2 MILES AN HOUR, CRYING, NIGGA, JUST -- EE-EEEEEE!

HOUR, CRYING, NIGGA, JUST -- EE-EEEEEE! Y'ALL BEEN ALL THAT.

EE-EEEEEE! Y'ALL BEEN ALL THAT. I BEEN KATT WILLIAMS.

Y'ALL BEEN ALL THAT. I BEEN KATT WILLIAMS. THANK YOU SO MUCH, D.C.

I BEEN KATT WILLIAMS. THANK YOU SO MUCH, D.C. I APPRECIATE IT.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, D.C. I APPRECIATE IT. ( RAP MUSIC PLAYS )