Original subtitles

["Try So Hard [feat. Bel-Ami" by Aves]

♪ A shame ♪

♪ Think something new ♪

♪ Under the sun, mm ♪

What up, Food Gang Bang Bang?

This your boy Dre Shaw, and I'm back with another review.

This time, we got a Wicked Whopper.

Let's get into it.

Whoo, whoo [laughs].

This good.

This is terrible.

♪ Things that you do ♪

What up, what up, what up?

It's your boy Dre Shaw, Food Gang Bang Bang.

This weekend, I'm gonna meet y'all

at the Something in the Water Festival.

Meet me there. Matter of fact, beat me there.

Got it? Cool.

♪ Mm, uh, but still you ♪

Whoo, they loving the kid, new followers.

Food Gang Bang Bang.

♪ To cover up your games ♪

Oh!

Whoo.

This your boy Dre Shaw, man,

and I'm back with another Food Gang Bang Bang,

and I got another hit on my hands, y'all, whoo.

♪ Yeah ♪

Yo, Tommy.

Yo.

- How you feeling? - How you, man?

- My man. - Oh, lemme get some of that.

Ah! Man, ain't you out there getting comped six-course meals?

- Them meals ain't free, Tommy. - Then you need

to upgrade your hustle, my brother.

You need to stick to helping politicians scam people.

That's what you need to do.

[Tommy] That's not what politicians do.

It's not?

You know, okay. Let's shake this up, Dre.

Okay.

So, you know what I was thinking?

Why would I know what you was thinking, Tommy?

Far be for me to impose, but you know

what I think you need on your little social media?

My little social media?

Why does everybody think that they know what I'm doing?

It's not about just taking pictures of food.

It's strategic. How many followers you got?

- Me? - Yes, you.

Oh, shoot, um, um,

- a solid, cool, uh, 1,200. - 800.

Hey, got to round up, brother.

Look, here's what you need, man, a partner.

- What? - A co-host.

I'll pretend like I didn't hear that.

Someone attractive.

- Fun. - Fun.

[Tommy] Look, I watch those TV shows, Dre.

TV, what's that?

It's always two, Dre.

Always two.

I see what you're saying.

Somebody easy on the eyes.

Yeah.

Give the world a different perspective.

Ha! It's simmering now.

Oh, it's cooking!

- Food metaphor. - Analogy.

Ooh, it'll let the world know that, uh, you're an idiot.

Huh?

Now, that was unnecessarily hurtful, man.

Oh. I got a million followers.

A million people can't be wrong.

- Oh, they absolutely can. - Absolutely not.

- And it's 800,000. - A million, almost a million.

- But it doesn't mean anything. - It does.

I'm talking about for you, Dre.

- It's just a number. - Ten is just a number.

- A million is a bigger number. - That's accurate.

It's a stamp to let everybody know.

All the doubters, haters, and naysayers know

that a kid from nowhere has made it, bro.

But no one doubts you, Dre.

I made it on these shoulders.

- All right. - These shoulders.

- All me, baby. - Yep. All right.

- Now, lemme get some of that. - Uh-uh.

All you?

- Mm-hmm. - Hmm?

All me baby.

- You a hater. - Talk to me.

- You a hater. Yeah. - I hear you. Yeah.

♪ Ochi chyornye ♪

♪ Ochi chyornye ♪

That's a very pretty tune, Carlo.

What's the name of it?

♪ Ochi chyornye ♪

[Woman] Oh, that's the name, too.

I thought it was just the words.

Oh, yes, that's it. Irene's got herself engaged.

- [Man] To whom? - [Woman] I don't know,

Van something or other.

I think he's that boy with his arm around that girl in pink.

- He's got lots of money. - [Man] Well, he'll need it.

["I'm Seeing Stars" by Duce Williams]

[engine revving]

♪♪♪

♪ I'm seeing stars ♪

♪ I'm seeing stars ♪

["Psychic" by The Wildcardz]

♪ If you stay tonight ♪

♪ Baby, I might let you take ♪

♪ All of me ♪

♪ Want you here, need you mine ♪

♪ In these sheets ♪

♪ Completely ♪

♪ Intertwined in our minds ♪

Let me get a Widow Jane, 10 year.

♪ Psychic ♪

♪ Baby, you gonna end up right in my bed ♪

Yo, what's her deal?

How the hell should I know?

Hey, hey, man, go on somewhere, angry man.

He's angry for no reason, damn.

♪ The chemistry is science ♪

♪ Better than what you was fantasizing ♪

♪ Different kinda blue ♪

Hi.

Hi.

- Can I ask you a question? - Sure.

- Do you like this place? - [woman] It's all right.

[Dre] See the bartender over there?

- Mm-hmm. - He was rude to me.

- Yeah? - Hurt my feelings.

You do seem like a sensitive guy.

I'm emotional, but I can be very litigious.

You're not thinking about suing the place, are you?

Suing the brakes off this place.

But I can be impulsive.

I can see that.

So, you see my dilemma?

- I can. - What should I do?

- Here's what you do. - Talk to me.

You can tell him you'll sue him,

but you'll give him a pass,

so every time he sees you, he'll be on his best behavior.

- I like that. - I solve problems.

I see.

What's your name?

Tatiana.

Tatiana. What do you do?

Mm, you're definitely from DC.

I'm in the food industry.

Oh, I'm in the food game, too.

Hmm, you own a restaurant?

No, I'm a food critic.

You might have heard of me, Dre Shaw.

No.

I don't do it all stuffy and stiffy how it sounds.

I add my own thing to the food game.

Food game?

Can I get you a drink?

I'm still working on this one.

Can I stay for a while?

- Well-- - Here's the thing.

There's no shortages of clubs and bars in DC,

so for us to be at the same place,

at the same time, on the same night,

it's like winning the lotto.

Look around.

Got the whole place to ourselves,

our own personal mixologist,

and for us to not get to know one another--

It would be irresponsible of us.

We'd be cursing the gods.

So, you're a food critic and a theologian.

- Seems that way. - It's an interesting mix.

So, you're saying you're interested?

- I didn't say that. - Well, you didn't not.

How do you know I believe the same things you believe?

Well, you didn't ask me to leave.

You haven't given me the opportunity.

So, you want me to?

[Tatiana sighs]

I'm not sure.

But you probably should.

Why is that?

Damn.

- You lost? - I ain't lost.

I know where my seat is.

How 'bout you go find it?

"How 'bout you go find it?"

I'm gonna find my seat 'cause I want to find my seat,

not 'cause you all close standing up on me all like that.

That's what your little ass get.

Hey, man, if you don't get your angry ass on somewhere...

Fat neck.

[Tatiana laughs]

It's all good.

Dre Shaw got options.

Yo, hello!

Yeah, it's Dre Shaw.

Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't get back to you.

Been a little busy.

Yeah, working 'cause I'm a working man, yep.

I miss your face, though.

Yeah, I do, you know, 'cause a woman's face

without freckles is like a night without stars.

Yeah, uh-huh.

What you doing?

["Memes" by Ollie Joseph]

♪ The memes that I sent got you laughing your ass off ♪

♪ You still buzzing off last call ♪

♪ Gassing you up like fast car ♪

[phone buzzing]

[Dre sighs]

[phone buzzing]

[Dre sighs]

Big bro.

[Isaac] Rise and shine, baby bro.

It's early.

[Isaac] Half the day gone already.

Everybody ain't up with the roosters like you.

[Isaac] Boy, the city done made you soft.

Listen, clear your calendar.

- Pack a bag. - Why?

Monica and I decided to get married this weekend.

What?

When was you gonna tell me?

I just said we just decided, dummy.

We don't wanna wait anymore.

Ain't no point to it really.

We're both ready.

Gonna get married here at the house,

just the people close to us.

It's a little short notice, don't you think?

[Isaac] I can't do it without my best man.

[Dre] Come on, man.

Well, what you got going on?

You don't know what I got going on.

What, your little internet thing?

You not gonna keep disrespecting what I do.

-Oh, what you gonna do about it? -Drive up there, bust your head.

You gonna be getting married with the white meat hanging out.

- Man, telephone tough guy. - Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, whatever. I'm expecting you here in the morning.

I love you.

What's wrong?

Who does that?

Who just hijacks somebody's weekend

like they don't have nothing else going on?

Do you have something else going on?

That's not the point.

He's your brother.

He loves you enough to ensure you're part

of such a momentous occasion.

That should mean something.

Mean what?

["Trilly" by FVMELESS]

♪ Yeah, I gotta keep it trilly on my soul ♪

♪ I'm the most selfish person that I know here we go ♪

♪ Down the rabbit hole, got a couple carrots round my neck ♪

[engine humming]

♪ Cycles going round and round and round like a merry go ♪

♪ Stand for truth or fall for any old scenario ♪

♪ That's why I keep my circle smaller than a Cheerio ♪

♪ Cuz it's the company you keep ♪

♪ Stay woke please don't get caught sleep ♪

♪ End up sowing what you reap ♪

[music continues indistinctly]

Yo, yo.

[Isaac] All right.

- Big bro. - Baby bro.

Oh, man, good to see you.

[Isaac] Good to see you, boy.

- [Dre] Ah, oh, God. - [Isaac] Yeah, man.

Mi casa es su casa, bro.

- [Dre] Thank you. Yes sir. - [Isaac] Come on in.

And once we get through the wedding, get situated,

gonna find a bigger place out in the country.

That's what's up, bro.

Yeah, she's likes a lot of land,

and I don't like people.

Match made in heaven.

You laugh, but...

This is country enough for me.

Monica's a good woman.

You're making the right choice, brother.

Thanks. Still, you know, nerves.

Stop acting like a little punk.

I knew it was too good to be true,

you acting like a normal person.

- What? - Why you gotta ruin everything?

- I ruin everything? - Yeah.

Speak of the devil.

Once y'all start the speaking.

Then, she'll appear.

Baby.

Oh, hey baby bro-in-law.

- Not yet. - Oh, clock's ticking.

It's inevitable.

Mm, what's your name, cutie?

[Isaac] Wouldn't you like to know?

I like 'em sassy.

That is so sweet of you guys to get the bags.

What? I just got here.

Mm-hmm, right on time, baby bro-in-law.

[Isaac] Come on, man, get the bag.

Shut up.

[Dre sighs]

- Okay. - [Isaac laughs]

Baby, what did you do with the, uh--

Babe, it's where it always is, babe.

- [Isaac] It's not, baby. - Babe.

- Come on, babe. - Oh, look at you.

You know she's calling you a pig, right?

Babe was a pig.

Why do you hate love, Dre?

- I asked you nicely, Dre. - What?

Did you say you were gonna get some food, babe?

I didn't say that, baby.

[Monica] I thought I heard you say that.

[Isaac] No, we got a counter full of groceries.

[Monica] Yeah, but then that means

I would have to make something,

and it's just that I don't want to.

[Isaac] Oh, baby, the party's tonight.

So, you're just gonna let me starve?

That's your plan, just, just let me starve?

Baby, we got the chef and the whole nine.

I know, but it's like I'm hungry now,

so if you could just find it in your heart to just, you know.

All right, I'll run by Mixt.

- Oh, Mixt, that sounds good. - [Isaac] Mm-hmm.

You should take Dre with you.

That way you guys can have some brother bonding time.

- What? Monica, there you go. - What?

Talking how you talk, acting how you act.

- Hmm, someone's sensitive. - Yeah, he is.

Is that because you don't have a date?

Who said I don't got a date?

You, you sitting there all solo and salty.

Dre Shaw got options.

- Third person? - Dead giveaway.

[Monica laughing]

I thought we was going somewhere.

Come on, boy. Let's go, man.

Damn, man. I hope he mess up your food, too.

Yeah, and if he does, I'm taking yours.

Uh-huh, you boys play nice.

["Truth Is... (feat. HoosDis)" by Jinnie]

♪♪♪

- Thanks - Thank you.

Ooh, that's good.

So, how's your boy Tommy?

Ah, man, he's good.

Thinks he's gonna be president one day.

Yeah, that's good.

- He's a good kid. - Yeah.

Hey, man, can you not do that social media this weekend?

- What? - You know how you do.

Keep it classy.

Be present.

That was layered with, like, ten insults, bro.

♪♪♪

We gotta go fly fishing while you're here.

Be like the good old days.

Great.

It'll Zen you out.

When'd you become such a soft city boy?

If you wanna live out in the country and spearfish,

fine by me, but we live in a civilization here, bro.

It's the suburbs.

You, the locusts, and cicadas, you can have it, bro.

Open air cleanses the soul.

[wistful music]

What?

Yeah, something Stacy used to say.

Stacy?

[fingers snapping]

Why you bringing up Stacy, bro?

I didn't bring her up.

[Dre] You just brought her up.

I didn't-- never mind.

Isaac, don't go down that road.

What?

You know what I'm talking about.

♪♪♪

We should be heading out, man.

[gentle violin music]

[attendees chattering indistinctly]

Boring-ass party.

♪♪♪

You know any Kendrick Lamar?

His earlier work has a certain je ne sais quoi.

♪♪♪

Any Drake for the ladies?

[clicks tongue] Forget you then.

♪♪♪

Oh, enjoying yourself?

What do you think?

What do you prefer, a DJ with a laptop

and a bunch of pretty people just standing around

taking pictures of themselves, not talking to each other?

Witty social commentary.

You need to broaden your horizons.

Dre Shaw got class.

So what your brother's choices are--

Wack, square, stuffy?

Conservative.

He indulges me and doesn't complain.

You think I think he enjoys going to farmers' markets

and watching true crime shows before bed?

That is the most wackest thing I've ever heard.

Well, I'm sorry we can't all eat Fruity Pebbles

for dinner in our 30s, Mr. Highbrow.

He told you that?

We don't keep secrets.

We have a bond that can't be broken.

Don't you like anything?

Food's good.

"Food's good."

Well, there you go.

Way to use your words.

♪♪♪

I'm gonna turn this up a notch.

See, the thing about fly fishing,

people just wanna throw it out there.

It's technique, tempo.

People wanna give it a few pumps.

I just flip it out there

and will one of them bad boys back in, you know?

Yeah, look, Isaac, I love you, bro.

You getting ready to join the family,

but, bro, I don't care anything

about what you talking about, man.

[both laughing]

- Oh, my God, man. - All right, all right.

["WXLF" by GRAVE]

♪ They just want to see me in the grave ♪

♪ Came out the lot in a wraith, oh, no I can't wait ♪

Dre, don't jump in my pool, boy.

Jump in the pool, Dre.

Dre, I'm serious.

- Don't do it. - Do it [laughs].

Dre.

Hasta luego, Placido Domingo.

Dre.

Oh, my God.

All right, everyone.

Don't encourage this idiot.

Now, our wonderfully talented chef, Tatiana--

Oh, snap.

Would like to inform you lovely people

that dinner is served.

Hey.

Okay, big time, I see you with the private chef.

- [Isaac clicks tongue] - [Gus laughs]

♪ It's SiLVeR STePH yea I was just inside the grave ♪

♪ But I resurrected in like three whole days ♪

Hey.

- You again? - What are you doing here?

You like causing a scene, don't you?

- You're the chef? - That's what the coat means.

Why?

Why are you being weird?

I thought I'd never see you again.

Hmm.

Is, uh, freckles here?

Who?

Where you going?

I'm at work.

What are the odds?

What are the odds that I see you again?

What are the odds of anything?

Plot twist.

Hey, wait up.

[diners chattering indistinctly]

Pretty good spread.

[diners chattering indistinctly]

I think everyone deserves a great hat.

Do not embarrass me at my wedding.

- Ray Jay dance. - No, do not embarrass me.

[diners chattering indistinctly]

Yo, yo, yo, what'd I miss?

Hey, man, that dive was a ten, bro.

Oh, what do you say, man?

[Gus and Dre laughing]

Lighten up, 'Saac.

[diners chattering indistinctly]

Tati, this food looks delicious.

Wait, you don't know her like that.

Her name is Tatiana.

Mademoiselle Tatiana, the food looks magnifique, eh?

- Oh, my God. - Thank you.

[diners laughing]

You did all this?

All right, everybody, let me have your attention.

I wanna say thank you to all of you for being here today.

It means a lot to both Monica and I.

And I'm blessed to spend such a special occasion

with such special people.

Even my baby brother came all this way.

Look at you, boy.

Mom and dad woulda been proud.

And even though I'm not one for the emotional talk,

forgive a bro.

The drinks is talking now.

[diners laughing]

Oh, baby, what can I say?

Even though it's impossible, I promise to do all I can

to try to make you as happy as you make me.

I love you, baby.

I love you, too.

To us.

To us.

Hey, to all of us.

[Gus] To all of us.

[Diner] Hear, hear.

[glasses clinking]

["Salinas" by Boreis]

[diners chattering indistinctly]

♪♪♪

I know, but I told you I'm at work, Mark.

I can't talk right now.

Yeah, yes, I miss you, too.

Don't be silly. I'll call you...

- Mr. Shaw. - Oh, Isaac.

- Is that a situation? - This?

[Isaac] Uh, lemme talk to him.

Mr.-- I mean, Isaac--

Nonsense. Let me talk to him.

Hey, buddy, Tatiana's a good cook, boy.

Should be against the law or made illegal.

Hey, listen.

What's his name?

Mark, Mark.

All right, yeah.

So, we're having a great weekend,

and I see Tatiana just moping along kicking the can,

and I'm like, "What's wrong?"

And she's like, "Mike's not here.

I don't know what to do."

And I'm like, "Get him on the first thing smoking pronto."

You know what I mean?

So, I expect you to be here.

Don't make me a liar.

All right, hey, peace in the Middle East, kid.

All right.

Hello.

Oh, he, uh, he hung up.

But he sounds like a real nice guy, you know.

It's turning out to be a great weekend.

Let the festivities begin!

Um, I'ma hit the can real quick.

Wait, you did what?

What, no good?

I...

Oh, you're speechless.

There's only one other time that you're speechless.

[Monica] Don't start.

[Isaac] It's when--

I know when it is.

No, baby, don't get mad at me.

I'm just a poor, innocent vagrant.

A what?

Ooh.

[both laughing]

What's so funny?

I just thought about how delicious this is gonna be

when Dre sees this man pull up here.

Like, it's gonna be--

Okay, what do you mean?

Oh, babe, how did you survive before I found you?

Don't worry about how I did it. I got it done.

- [Monica] Oh, is that right? - Come here.

- [Monica] Is that right? - Gimme some love.

[both laughing]

With your fine self.

["The Walmart Parking Lot" by Leon Laudenbach]

♪ Waiting for a spot on an angled line ♪

♪ Driving to the outside ♪

♪ Wasting my time ♪

Just wick it, bro.

What does it look like I'm doing?

Boy, this a shame.

This why God created grocery stores.

What you gonna do when it all goes down?

Move in with you.

- They got catfish in this? - Small mouth bass, bro.

Well, can you fry small mouth bass, bro?

You can fry anything.

♪ I'm proud to be just who I am ♪

Hey, sorry about earlier.

What?

Bringing up Stacy.

That was stupid.

You ain't gotta apologize to me.

That's what you do, be stupid.

[Dre laughs]

Hey, thanks for coming, bro.

Wouldn't've missed this for the world, bro.

Now, isn't this better

than being trapped by buildings,

blaring traffic in your ears, and you stuck to that iPhone?

No.

[both laugh]

♪ Contributions that they never gonna pay ♪

I can't catch anything.

It's patience, bro.

Your instant gratification like based lifestyle

holds no sway here in Mother Nature.

Shut up.

This is supposed to be a nice moment.

My bad. Oh, oh.

Caught one, boy.

- Lookie here. - Oh, you really got one.

♪ Mega deals sell a whole lot more ♪

♪ Now, check your bag as you're walking out the door ♪

♪ There's more to plastic than a debit card ♪

♪ A damn good casket when the times get hard ♪

I can't listen to this.

You don't have no Future, something?

Who? Boy, this is good driving music right here, boy.

I can't live like this.

Somebody named Future, that's just stupid.

What the hell he gonna do? Tell me my future, dummy?

♪ Kind of job that gives you peace ♪

- What's going on here? - I don't know.

- Why does he look familiar? - Boy, that's racist.

[Dre clicks tongue]

Oh, that's, uh, Matt, Mike.

Mike? Mike who?

- Tatiana's man. - What?

Yeah, I invited him.

What?

No good?

You're an idiot.

There he is, the man of the hour, mm...

- Mark. - Mark, Mark,

that's right, that's right. This is my brother, Dre.

Brought your little bag and everything, huh?

Always prepared, my friend.

Um, have we met before?

I have a million followers.

You might be one of 'em.

800,000, right?

900,000.

Oh, snap, moving on up.

I wouldn't follow you, but nice to meet you.

Okay, okay, let's head inside.

Let me take your bags.

[Monica laughing]

Very funny.

[Monica laughing]

Well, I have several interests.

Some can get pretty expensive,

but why deprive yourself, I say.

Art, on the other hand, it's less of an interest,

but just one of those things I'm good at.

Sitting in your seat, ain't he, big bro?

Sat right on down, didn't he?

Art salesman, wow.

And collector.

I got into art after getting my doctorate at Columbia.

Columbia, that's Ivy League, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

You know your universities.

Are you an Ivy Leaguer?

No, she went to Towson.

That's a state school.

Well, here's the one thing I, uh--

Hun, a little bit more. Thanks, babe.

Here's the one thing I learned in the art business.

You know how they say the first meeting is the hardest?

Well, I can assure you it wasn't hard at all.

[Mark laughing]

You know what I learned in the street business?

We're from the suburbs.

And that's when a mother--

Boat, boat, boat.

I'm gonna head for the boat, right?

Boat. Yes, boat. Tatiana, boat.

- Huh? - Boat?

["Jell-O" by Egozi]

♪ Somewhere on the scene ♪

♪ It got a little longer, so it seems ♪

♪ I burned out, so to speak ♪

♪ Now, come a little closer ♪

♪ I feel a little lie in the lie track ♪

♪ I felt a bit of bad, but I came back ♪

♪ There's still a little light in the light crack ♪

♪ Still a bit of good ♪

♪ So good ♪

♪ And I know just what to say ♪

♪ Y-O-U ♪

♪ And I know just what to do ♪

♪ Do You 2? ♪

You nervous, bro?

Ha. No.

[Dre laughing]

Ah, take it easy, man.

Ain't no sharks out here in this water.

I'm fine.

[Dre laughs]

And we got life jackets, tank of gas,

enough brewskis to last us till the end times.

You'll be fine, bro.

[both laughing]

Come on, man, I'm trying to drink my beer, boy.

My bad, man, my bad.

Siblings?

Two brothers and a sister.

- But you're the baby. - What does that mean?

I have a sixth sense.

You were spoiled, too.

I don't like where this is going.

No, it's a good thing.

When I was younger, yeah,

but as I got older, it became a different story.

Parents are weird that way.

They love how they were loved.

Trust me, it has nothing to do with you.

Do you have siblings?

Only child.

I see.

Don't do that [laughs].

[both laugh]

Well, my parents weren't much to write home about.

They loved each other a lot,

so much that they ran off together

and left me with my grandmother.

Somehow or another,

everyone has walked away from me at some point.

I don't know if I'm so afraid of it that I attract it.

[Monica sighs]

Abandonment issues much?

But not Isaac.

No, not Isaac.

- What's up, man? - [Mark] Hey, what's up?

- Brewskis? - No, I don't do domestic.

Excuse me.

How you doing?

How much longer we gotta be out here?

Not much longer, I'm sure.

Good, because I didn't come out here for all this.

It won't be that much longer.

I'm gonna go check on Monica.

[Isaac laughs]

Got yourself in a pickle, didn't ya?

- What? - Tatiana.

[clicks tongue] Come on, man.

- Poker face sucks. - She like corn balls.

- That's good news for you. - I just don't understand

how you bring your dude to a place with your employer.

- I invited him. It's my fault. - Still, still.

You better calm yourself down.

You acting a little aggressive, ain't you?

Because you keep telling me what I do

- and what I don't. - You better simmer down

before you find yourself on the wrong side of this boat.

Why you always trying to throw somebody over?

I'm not a young boy no more. Try it. Try it.

- Come here. - All right, all right.

- All right, relax. - Yeah, yeah.

All right, okay. You know your big brother.

How's that?

Mark?

You guys are such gracious hosts,

and I don't even know you.

I shouldn't talk about my personal stuff.

Please, I have Isaac and Dre this weekend.

Girl, you are a welcome break.

Have you ever been to a restaurant,

and the waiter describes the meal exactly how you want,

how you need, and you get it--

And it's not what you thought.

But we're good.

You know, once you pull back the layers, he's good.

We're good.

Sounds like a lotta work.

[mellow music]

I think we can take him, big bro.

Easy work.

First, you hit him in the head with a Corona.

I grab his legs, man overboard.

[both laughing]

Cheers.

♪♪♪

Bama bam

♪ Sitting here in my car ♪

♪ I ain't doing nothing much ♪

♪ Surfing on my phone... ♪

♪ Just down the hall ♪

♪ He just wanna hang it all ♪

[steam hissing]

Hundred K. Perfect.

Where you from?

Here.

You need to travel, my friend.

Is that what I need to do?

Absolutely.

Been all over the bubble.

Europe is nice, Italy, London,

but I'm partial to France.

Maybe you should live there.

[Mark laughing]

But the islands, women love the islands.

Ain't that right, hun?

I mean, who knows?

I'm pretty sure your little food things

can afford you travel with your women friends, right?

Yeah, that's what you need to do.

- Is that what I need to do? - [Mark] Yeah.

You know what you need to do? You need to--

[pans clanging]

But between you and me, Belize is where you wanna go,

but, um, don't be where I be [clicks tongue].

You know what I'm saying?

[Mark laughs]

All things the same, Saint-Tropez is where it's at.

Women love it.

Took Tatiana there.

She had a ball.

Isn't that right, hun?

It was nice.

[Mark laughs]

Uh-huh.

Sure know how to pick 'em.

Excuse you.

Hey, bro.

Got a few errands to run.

Be back shortly.

Wait, what?

Hey.

Hey, take me with you.

Man, I said we, as in her and I, dummy.

- But-- - No, look.

You kids have the run of the place.

Mi casa es su casa.

Don't leave me y'all.

Bye, Dre [laughs].

[Dre] Come on, I'll drive. I'll do whatever.

I'll wash the floor mats.

I'll clean the tires.

Don't leave me. Put me in the trunk.

["Carmen (Bizet)" by Ohad Ben Ari]

♪♪♪

So hot.

♪♪♪

Whoo.

[Dre clicks tongue]

Your bartender at your service.

Thank you.

Mm, oh, so good.

- I know, right? - Oh, my God.

Not as good as you are looking in that bathing suit.

Thank you. You like it?

I love it.

[Mark] You best believe it.

Best thing I've seen all day.

[Tatiana] Thank you.

We should lay down, let that beautiful body get some sun.

Yes, I want to.

[Mark and Tatiana laughing]

Oh, sorry, man.

I know you're doing your little social media thing.

Mark.

- What? - Excuse us, Dre.

[Mark and Tatiana laughing]

[Monica] I think they're cute together.

Dre and Tatiana, you think?

Yeah.

In case you haven't noticed, there's a slight issue

with the fact that she has a man.

Oh, please.

That bama won't be around much longer.

So, you got it all figured out, don't you?

Well, when it comes to affairs of the heart,

I have a sixth sense.

Noticing this is a sense?

Got it.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, Dre's not ready for a commitment like that.

Who said anything about a commitment?

She's a nice girl.

I just think that she'd be good for him.

All right.

Wait, let's go back.

Why would he not be ready for a commitment?

Um, I'm not following.

Well, it's just that Dre couldn't trip and fall

into a real relationship, nor does he want to,

so what does him being ready have to do with anything?

Babe, you're not starting to read

into what I just said, are you?

Wait, you're not having--

- [Isaac] Me? - Yeah.

What, babe? I'm, I'm not nervous, of course not.

- Okay. - Babe, I'm not nervous.

Baby, I'm ready.

Finally, some peace and quiet.

[Dre grunting]

Where is everyone?

Why does everybody think I know everything?

Nobody think you know anything, dummy.

[clicks tongue] They out by the pool, I think.

Let's go out, let off some steam.

That sounds like a great idea.

["Interstate Swangin'" by Scootie Wop]

♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

♪ Interstate swangin' ♪

♪ Talkin' my language, oh ♪

♪ Need a GPS, don't know where to go ♪

♪ Until I find you I'll be ♪

♪ Interstate swangin', interstate ♪

♪ Interstate swangin', interstate ♪

♪ Interstate swangin', interstate ♪

♪ Interstate swangin', interstate ♪

♪ I'm on I-85 feel like forever ♪

♪ Trying to find something tonight hope I'm close ♪

♪ To my destination my heart racing ♪

♪ Talk to you daily ♪

Oh.

Yes, oh.

♪ I need you for real ♪

You a naughty little thing,

yes, indeed, mm, mm.

♪ But I know that you're there ♪

♪ Interstate swangin' ♪

♪ Talkin' my language, oh ♪

[Monica humming]

Hi.

- [Monica humming] - Oh, hello.

[Monica laughs]

Did I ever tell you I love your hair.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, listen, wait, you, you listening?

I am.

I'm so happy you're here.

That's sweet, thank you.

It's that I think you're such a sweet girl,

and I can't imagine [sobbing].

And, and it's just I [clearing throat].

Get it together, Monica.

[Monica exhales]

Can I, can I give you some advice, not that you need it

- or anything. - Um, okay.

One, always trust you.

You know, you know?

And two, whenever--

Wait, wait, wait.

What's two?

Oh, whenever--

One is enough.

Um, I'm gonna find Mr. Shaw.

I'll be right back. Stay here.

You know who can help you find him.

Dre, yeah.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Stay, okay?

[Monica laughs]

I ain't no damn puppy.

Stay.

Hey, Tatiana.

Have you seen Mr. Shaw?

No, look, I need to talk to you.

[sighs] Okay, what?

[speaking indistinctly]

Dre, Dre.

Come over here.

[Isaac sighs]

I gotta talk to you man.

I don't know what she sees in him.

I mean, I went to college, too.

Yeah, he graduated. You went.

Hey, man, whose side are you on?

Shut up, man.

Do I look off?

There something wrong with me?

I mean, you look how you normally look, so yeah.

Boy, I'm serious.

My neck tight, I can't swallow, my back seizing up on me.

Well, which one is it, man?

- Is it your neck or your back? - It's my neck and my back, man.

Calm down, man. Put a lid on it.

I'm in full control of my emotions.

Come on, Isaac.

- Come on, man. - What is that?

- What? - You're the normal one.

I'm the dummy that does the dumb stuff, remember?

Yeah, you're right, man.

You're the idiot.

You're the dummy, not me.

Thanks, bro.

Yeah, sorry.

Tighten up, Isaac.

[Monica grunting]

What is that?

[Monica laughing]

[Monica grunting]

Did you let her drink brown?

Did I let her drink brown?

Go get your lady, man.

Oh, geez.

Whole system falling apart, damn.

- [Monica grunting] - Hmm.

You fine.

Look, I got some work stuff that came up.

- I have to head back. - Now?

Yes, you know I take my work seriously.

But you told 'em you were staying.

So, who the hell are they?

Watch out, man.

I don't need all this resistance, okay?

All those vacations I take you on aren't free.

You should have a little more respect for what I do.

I never asked you to take me anywhere.

[Dre] Everything all right?

Yeah. Mark has to go.

Fine by me.

[Mark laughs]

You wouldn't know anything about this, little man,

but duty calls.

You mean booty calls.

- What was that? - You heard what I said.

Look, Mark, if you have to go, just leave.

You know what? That's exactly what I'm gonna do.

- I'll see you back in the city. - No, you won't.

These are good people, and they invited you into their home,

and you repay them by being a condescending ass.

So, no, you won't see me.

Get the-- sing it, girl.

Tell him.

Fine, whatever.

Your loss.

Man, watch your mouth.

- Hey, Dre, Dre. - What you wanna do?

- Bust a move. - [Isaac] Get back here. Stop.

[Monica] Uh, not now, uh-uh. Because he--

He ain't top notch.

["Letterz" by Scootie Wop]

Anything else? Okay.

Come here often?

Can I sit?

Please.

♪♪♪

I'm so sorry about all this.

It's so unprofessional.

It's all right.

I'm having a good time, honestly.

If this is the coming attraction,

-the wedding is going to-- -Barn burner.

[both laughing]

You drunk, ain't ya?

I'm fine.

I'm gonna take this one home.

You guys ready?

♪♪♪

We'll get a car.

I don't know if you've noticed,

but I've had a couple.

Been drinking that brown.

- What? No, I don't-- - You know I don't mind.

- She let that tiger out. - [Monica laughing]

- Okay, girl. - Come on, man.

I know when I'm a third wheel.

Dre, hmm?

- Man. - 'Kay

Bye.

[Monica] Bye.

They're gonna be together forever.

Let's hope so.

Need something?

Yeah.

Sorry about dude.

Don't be.

[gentle music]

[Tatiana sighs]

Hungry?

Nah, you?

I'm always hungry.

Make a mean bowl of Apple Jacks.

What else you got?

Tea.

[Tatiana laughs]

You get on that, and I'll take care of the rest.

Can do.

♪♪♪

Got us these.

What?

You really like this?

Yeah.

Are you gonna rate my food?

I know about you.

Food Gang Bang Bang.

[Dre laughs]

People really like it.

Mm, that's all that matters, I guess.

This is your passion?

Mm-hmm, it's the attention it needs.

Too little, it doesn't work.

Too much, harmed it.

You have to be present.

And done.

[Dre sighs]

Hungrier than you thought.

Guess so.

More?

No, I'm good.

I don't think we know anything about each other.

[Tatiana] I think you're right.

[Dre] What's your middle name?

Erica.

Tatiana Erica.

That's a lot of syllables.

[both laughing]

[Tatiana] You?

[Dre] Mm-mm.

It's Andre?

Deandre.

If you call my parents ghetto, we gonna fight.

Got a favorite song?

Mm [exhales].

[Tatiana clicks tongue]

"How Does It Feel," D'Angelo.

Close.

"Voyage to Atlantis," Isley Brothers.

It's not a competition.

♪♪♪

[birds chirping]

[Monica groaning]

Morning, Jackie O.

[Monica sighs]

Not today, Satan.

Satan, that's me?

[Monica sighs]

You know I just be messing with you, right?

Yeah.

Good.

Oh, God.

That's what happen when you drink that Hennessy.

I don't drink Hennessy.

Thanks.

- Morning. - Good morning.

You two.

'Saac sleep?

No, he was gone when I got up,

said he had a few things to take care of.

I have a little time before dinner.

[gentle music]

[Dre] Chicago?

Yeah.

Never been.

It's one of those places that's half lovely, half not.

All my family's still there.

I'm the only one that left,

only one not married, without children.

I dropped outta college to go to culinary school,

and that didn't go over too well.

I'm a rebel, it seems.

But you do what you love.

I do.

So, how can that be rebellious?

You haven't met my family.

[Dre laughs]

What?

You coulda said I don't know your family.

You said I haven't met 'em, like as in yet.

You're speaking presumptuously.

I am.

But I've met yours.

Sorry 'bout that.

[both laugh]

You probably noticed no parents.

Car accident, mom died instantly,

dad, shortly after at the hospital.

Isaac remembers.

I don't.

I was too young.

It was tough on him.

He had an ex-wife, Isaac.

She passed.

Still not sure how to talk about it.

Do you want to?

High school sweethearts, inseparable.

She died from cancer a few years back.

I'm so sorry.

Don't be sorry for me.

Be sorry for Isaac.

♪♪♪

He almost...

I almost lost him.

That's why I try to keep it light,

keep him from falling.

Beyond that, I don't know what to do, but I'm good now.

Monica's here.

'Cause I was tired.

[Dre laughs]

I was.

She's an angel.

She saved him.

She saved both of us.

♪♪♪

Hey, Stace.

I know you're not here.

You're up there.

[wistful music]

It's been a while.

Too long.

I'm sure you know Monica and I are getting married.

Moved up the date [sighs].

She's not pregnant.

Just something we decided.

Oh, Dre's here.

That fool is still a nut.

But you know Dre's gonna be Dre.

I'm proud of him.

♪♪♪

I haven't told him,

but he knows.

I was thinking about the place where we--

well, you made me go whitewater rafting.

You said I was screaming

at the top of my lungs on the rapids.

[Isaac laughs]

What was the name of that place, baby?

♪♪♪

I can't remember.

I can't remember.

I read that, um, I'm supposed to get rid of the things

that keep holding you back.

♪♪♪

I'm down to this, baby.

[Isaac sighs]

I miss you so much.

♪♪♪

I'll always love you, always.

♪♪♪

[light piano music]

♪♪♪

Look, big bro, lemme get a picture.

I've been good. I haven't got one all week.

- Hurry up and take it, boy. - Thank you, man, thank you.

- Get over there with your wife. - Lemme take it.

- No, no, no. I got it. - Okay.

- I want you in it. - Okay.

- Oh, those look cute. - That's so nice, ah.

Hey, hey, hey, I can do a family, right?

Finally, you know how to take a picture, boy.

- Look, finally, right? - [Isaac] Right, right?

♪♪♪

[bells chiming]

Excuse you.

Sorry.

What's going on around here?

-And the diced onions-- -Okay.

[indistinct conversation]

Morning.

Good morning.

Coffee?

Please.

Are you Tatiana?

Yes.

Monica wants to see you.

Okay.

Hey.

I don't know if I told you

that I, um, grew up with my cousin.

We were only nine months apart,

so for most of the year we were the same age.

When we were young, he used to play

with his toys, his wrestle men,

Macho Man, Hulk Hogan.

He loved his toys.

We were poor, so, um, he would get one of his shoes

and sit 'em inside, put their little arms up

like they were driving.

The shoe would be a car or spaceship.

He did that for a long time.

[somber music]

Maybe longer than he should have.

I think. I don't know.

And then one day, he just stopped.

'Cause that's how it is, right?

One day, it just stops.

[sobbing] I don't know where Isaac is.

♪♪♪

[Tatiana sighs]

What's wrong?

Where's your brother?

What do you mean?

He's not here?

- I don't-- - Oh, man.

- Where are you going? - Just keep her busy.

But I--

[Dre] Oh, man.

[Tatiana sighs]

[Tatiana sighs]

You guys know the drill.

Today's shaping up to be a little--

I'm gonna be leaning on you more than usual.

So, for now, just start prepping for service.

I have something to take care of, and I'll be back.

[Worker] Okay.

[Tatiana exhales]

What's the bag for?

Oh, can you, uh, do me a favor?

Take my keys, go downstairs.

There's a woman. Her name's Toya.

Ask her to pull my car around back,

and she's nosy, so please don't tell her why.

Why would she need to do that?

So that I can leave without being humiliated.

I can't do that.

Please, okay, 'cause this is hard enough.

I can't do that because I believe in you two.

This is going to happen.

I mean, if you two don't work it out, God help us all.

This is going to happen.

It's all being worked out.

How?

Dre is on it.

Your big plan hinges on Dre?

This idiot.

Don't even think about it, Dre.

What are you doing?

Fishing, dummy.

You know what I'm talking about.

I can't, Dre.

Why not?

I just can't.

Paul Bunyan, don't nobody wanna hear that. Let's go.

If I gotta come out there, it's gonna be a problem.

You ain't got no gear.

You soft as cotton, so whatever.

- Who you talking to? - You, Charmin.

I got something for your ass.

- Whoa, whoa, what was that? - Fish, dummy.

Do you know how expensive these pants are?

Yeah, there ain't gonna be too many more

of these "dummy's" either.

Got something for your ass.

[Dre grunts]

What's up bro?

I feel like I'm cheating on her.

Stacy?

Yeah.

I get to move on, be happy.

How's that fair?

I don't know.

Bro, she was a wonderful woman.

She had a big heart.

She would want you to be happy.

You have to let her go.

Without hesitation.

You said Monica makes you happy.

Look, if you want to get outta here, I'm with you.

We can get in my car and drive. I'm down.

But you gotta look me in my eyes

and tell me that Monica doesn't make you happy,

you're not in love with her, and you don't wanna marry her.

Can you do that?

[wistful music]

No.

This is it.

Some people never get what you and Monica have, ever.

This is it, bro.

[guests chattering indistinctly]

["Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" by Mozart]

♪♪♪

[Isaac] Come on, boy, push this thing.

[Dre] I should punch you in your head for running off like that.

[Dre] I didn't tell you to run off like that, Crocodile Dundee.

[Isaac] Come on, man.

♪♪♪

Hey, man. Come on, man, let us through. We in a hurry.

Man, there's a water main break. It's flooded.

-You gotta turn this car around. -What?

You got to-- you don't understand English?

You got to turn the car around.

Why you got to go live in the country, man?

It's the suburbs, man. I ain't get no time for this.

Man, where you going?

My house is a half a mile away from here.

- You going on foot? - Yeah, dummy.

♪♪♪

Hey, man, here, don't nobody touch this car.

I'm gonna sue the hell out y'all company.

Man, this is broke-ass company ain't got no money.

[Dre grunts]

[Isaac] Cardio up, bro.

Shut up.

[Dre breathing heavily]

Lay off them weights.

Classic male overcompensation.

What you don't understand about shut up?

- Man, hurry up. - Shut up, boy.

Nobody told you go run off in the wood, like Black Jesus.

- Who you think you talking to? - I'm talking to you.

All right, okay. Big bro, hey, we got something to do.

- Yeah. - Put your clothes on.

- All right, all right. - Man.

Oh! Come on! Ah!

♪♪♪

Hey, hey, come here.

Where have you been?

Never mind that. Where's Monica?

She's either upstairs or on a train to St. Louis.

- [Tatiana sniffing] - Oh, my God.

Oh, wait, wait, wait. Now's not the time for that.

Where's Isaac?

He's upstairs. He's ready. We're doing this.

- We are? - Yes.

This is so exciting.

- [both laughing] - What is exciting?

You know, all right, when this is over,

we're gonna have a little talk about your attitude,

- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

♪♪♪

[Tatiana] Stop.

You're ready.

She's waiting.

All right.

[Isaac inhales and exhales]

[Isaac exhales]

[Isaac laughs]

Love you, bro.

Love you.

- Showtime. - Showtime.

[both laugh]

["Sugar Coating" by Fiona Harte]

♪ Wear me like I'm going out of style ♪

♪ Stay here or leave ♪

♪ Whichever you believe ♪

[Pastor] All rise, please.

♪ There's just a little bit of something here ♪

♪ A little bit of something, my dear ♪

♪ So, I'll be as clear as I can ♪

♪ I'm not sugarcoating ♪

♪ Just thought that you should know ♪

♪ Every time I close my eyes ♪

You may be seated.

♪ You're the first place that I go ♪

- We are gathered here today-- - Hold up.

Father.

I got something to say.

[Dre sighs]

As a kid, you were my hero.

When I was a teenager, you were a pain in my ass.

But even when I came into my own, you were there for me.

Even at this moment,

you're my hero, big bro.

You deserve this,

all of this to be happy.

And I know Monica's up for it.

And Monica...

Thank you for things you don't even know.

I don't know what I was doing with this speech

'cause I don't know what to say.

It's a good day.

You're right.

They would be proud.

Look at us, man.

Look at us.

[Dre sighs]

[gentle piano music]

[muted conversation]

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

[gentle music]

Hey, lemme get that for you.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Guess you had enough of my crazy family for one weekend?

My work here is done.

We didn't do half bad.

We?

♪♪♪

I should...

Hey [sighs].

Hey, maybe I'll see you around.

You never know.

You know, you shouldn't lie to people, Dre.

You're much more than your social media says you are.

Bye, Dre.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

["Letterz" by Scootie Wop]

♪ Let it breathe, oh, yeah, let it ♪

♪ Let it breathe, oh, yeah ♪

♪ Ba, da, da, da ♪

Yo, what up? This Dre Shaw, and I just had some fire.

[Dre sighs]

That ain't it, that ain't it.

Come on, Dre.

Come on.

Yo, yo, yo, what up? This is Dre Shaw.

♪ And I'll meet you there ♪

♪ Be right there, be right ♪

[phone buzzing]

♪ I'll be right, right ♪

♪ Stumbling up the stairs ♪

♪ Please come, I need help ♪

♪ Can't do this alone ♪

♪ Show me that you're there ♪

♪ We been through so much in the past week ♪

♪ Can we start off fresh, leave it in last week ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm so gone ♪

♪ Friday night temptations in that old phone, mm ♪

♪ They been trying to separate us so long ♪

♪ But I want you in my life, can't do it solo ♪

♪ 'Cause nobody was meant to be by they self ♪

♪ I'll take your hand ♪

Congratulations, Mr. Million.

You saw that?

I might have checked up on you.

That's what you wanted.

Yeah.

A million followers, but you're sitting here alone.

Not anymore.

Stay a while.

Yeah, okay.

["No Dub" by Scootie Wop]

♪ Dej Loaf type, I keep telling her to try me ♪

♪ Keep it on the low but I'm falling for you high key ♪

♪ Check off every box gotta do it like Nike ♪

♪ Who that gal dem right there ♪

♪ When she walk by that's him right there ♪

♪ Aaliyah vibe butter P nice hair ♪

♪ So unfair, I don't care, oh ♪

♪ You should take my number, oh ♪

♪ I really wanna give you mine and whoa ♪

♪ We could meet up somewhere ♪

♪ Baby, I don't care, ♪ you should know ♪

♪ I don't want just anybody ♪

♪ Let me treat you like somebody, oh, yeah ♪

♪ Drop the top on the Rarri ♪

♪ This forever, we ain't stopping ♪

♪ You the life of the party, no dub ♪

♪ Apply the pressure, don't need no scrub ♪

♪ Shawty, you special, I need your love ♪

♪ Need your love, I need your love right now ♪

♪ I treat you good, babe ♪

♪ No time for Mickey D's, don't need no hood date ♪

♪ I ain't trying to rush at all, I know I should wait ♪

♪ I ain't perfect but I love on you the good way ♪

♪ Can't go back, I know that you got dirt don't hold back ♪

♪ Diamond in the rough hope you know that ♪

♪ Might not agree, but you show that ♪

♪ Show that, oh ♪

♪ I done made my decision ♪

♪ Just one second, girl, listen up ♪

♪ I ain't trying to run no game, oh ♪

♪ You should take my number, oh ♪

♪ Really wanna give you mine and whoa ♪

♪ We could meet up somewhere ♪

♪ Baby, I don't care, you should know ♪

♪ I don't want just anybody ♪

♪ Let me treat you like somebody ♪

♪ Drop the top on the Rarri ♪

♪ This forever, we ain't stopping ♪

♪ You the life of the party, no dub ♪

♪ Apply the pressure, don't need no scrub ♪

♪ Shawty, you special, I need your love ♪

♪ Need your love, need your love right now ♪

♪ I don't want just anybody ♪

♪ Let me treat you like somebody ♪

♪ Drop the top on the Rarri ♪

♪ This forever, we ain't stopping ♪

♪ No dub ♪

♪ Apply the pressure, don't need no scrub ♪