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You know what?

Time destroys all things.

There's a thought.

What happened to you?

Oh…

I'll tell you.

I did time because…

I slept with my daughter.

Ah, the western syndrome!

I can't stop thinking about it.

She was all I had left.

I've never had a thing.

She was cute.

Take it easy, man.

We're all Mephistos.

It's no big deal.

We fuck up and it's bad news.

It's tragic.

Mustn't forget the pleasure, the joy.

There are no…

There are no bad deeds, just deeds.

We gotta start over.

Gotta fight.

Gotta live.

Go on fighting, go on living.

I get it. Got something to drink?

Not a drop.

I don't have any cash.

Me neither.

What's that noise outside?

Oh, that's nothing!

Just those fruitcakes downstairs.

Always stirring up shit in the Rectum!

Oh, yeah?

The Rectum!

- Police business. - What business?

- Police, sir. - What's the crime?

- It's a blood crime. - Blood?

Somebody on the rag or what?

Right.

- Can I wait here? - Why?

I just want my money. I don't care what happened.

Come back tomorrow.

Mourad, I told you those two fags wouldn't pay up.

Stand back, please.

Take a look at that faggot-face dickhead on the stretcher!

Got your arm broke, my friend?

Hope you got your ass reamed too!

Like Alex. Hope it bled, hope it hurt!

Pay up, daddy's boy!

Blood flowed out of that shit tunnel!

- Shithole! Faggot! - Fuckass!

Faggots threw rocks at us because of those two fucks!

Now we're the laughing stock of the hood!

Pay up or else.

Let's take our money and get the fuck out of here, Mourad.

Fucking cops!

It's fag city here! They're everywhere!

Clear the way!

And take this piece of shit away!

Come on, let's go.

- Cuff him. He'll get ten years for this. - Fucking intellectual.

Gonna get your ass fucked in prison, you paedophile!

- Come on, let's go. - You'll pay for this!

Philosopher of shit!

Hope you get sodomised to death!

- History teacher, my ass! - I want my cash!

- Fucking intellectual! - Fucking bastard!

All philosophers are faggots.

Gonna get poled in there!

To the station!

Ain't no condoms in prison. You're gonna catch Aids, pussy!

- Where you going? - I'm looking for the Tenia.

I don't care. Pay up.

- No problem, I'll pay. - Pay up.

Do you know a guy called the Tenia?

No?

We'll find him.

Stop.

You're not a man, you're an animal. Even animals don't seek revenge.

- Just stay out of it. - Things could get out of hand.

- They'll kill you, Marcus! - Stay out of it!

It stinks of shit in here!

Marcus, stop!

- Do you know the Tenia? - Get lost!

- The Tenia? - Marcus!

Marcus, come back!

I'm not coming to find you, Marcus!

Marcus, stop!

Hey, do you know a guy called the Tenia?

Do you know a guy called the Tenia?

The Tenia, do you know him?

The Tenia?

There's a downstairs. Let's try there.

Come on, let's just try.

Come and help me, Pierre!

Do you know the Tenia?

Do you know him?

Why are you smiling?

Do you know the Tenia?

You don't? Let go of me!

- Hey, do you know the Tenia? - Suck me.

I don't wanna suck you! Do you know the Tenia?

Do you know a guy called the Tenia?

Fuck!

Do you know a guy called the Tenia?

A guy who comes here. The Tenia.

Maybe upstairs.

The Tenia. Are you the Tenia?

Let go! Do you know the Tenia?

- Do you know a guy called the Tenia? - No. Never heard of him.

Do you work here?

I don't know him.

You don't know him?

Look around, he can't be far.

Do you know the Tenia?

The Tenia?

No?

Shit!

Do you know a guy called the Tenia?

Yeah, fuck off!

Do you know the Tenia?

As in tapeworm? He's in my guts, man.

Do you know the Tenia?

Hey, you, do you know the Tenia?

He's my man!

You know him?

Yeah!

- Where is he? - I guess he's packing fudge.

Take me to him.

He's packing fudge. Forget the Tenia and fist me.

Don't touch me!

Fist me, man! Fist me!

- Hands off! - Fist me!

- Shut up and take me to him! - Fist me!

Fist me, man, come on!

- Take me to him! - Fist me!

Chill, fag. I'm no queer!

Show me! Where is he? Take me to him!

The Tenia'll shove both arms up your ass!

You'll be squealing!

Stop it!

I'll smash your face in!

Sure you wanna see the Tenia?

You're better off fisting me!

You're better off fisting me instead!

Just take me to him!

It'd be a lot cooler if you fisted me, man!

Filthy queer! You want my fist in your face?

I like you. You remind me of somebody.

Take me to him. Easy.

Easy now, or I'll hurt you!

Take me to him. Where is he?

- Where is he? - Buy me a drink first!

Give him a drink!

Take a drink.

- Where is he? - A fucking Pepsi?

Where is he?

The Tenia? In my anus!

Got that? The worm's up my ass!

Listen! You see this bottle? I'll bash your face with it!

Is that what you want, huh?

Want me to smash it in your sphincter face?

- Where is he? - I know him!

Stop!

I know him!

- Take me to him! - Fucking paratrooper!

Take me to him now!

A good trooper's gotta be fucked to death!

Show your stuff, superhero!

This what you want? Take me to him!

Take me to him!

Take me to him! Take me to him!

Take me to him! Take me to him!

Where is he?

Forward! Forward!

Where is he?

Move your ass!

The Tenia's dangerous, man!

You sure you wanna meet the Tenia?

Where is he?

Hit me again and I'll tell you!

Where is he?

There he is! Fuck off!

Are you the Tenia?

Is it you?

I'm asking you a question!

Who's the Tenia?

I'm asking you a question!

Get that away from me.

Who's the Tenia? Do you know him?

Who is he?

Easy, man.

Who is he?

- Why do you want him? - That's my business!

- Is it you? Are you the Tenia? - Pain in the ass!

Is it you?

I'm talking to you, man!

No, don't!

Stop!

I'm gonna fuck your ass!

Yeah, fuck his ass!

Let him go!

Hey! I'm talking to you!

Stop.

Kill him!

- Faggot! - Stop!

Faggot!

Fucking faggot!

Faggot!

Stop!

Faggot! Faggot!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Go on!

Nice one!

Go for it, man!

Dirty Chink fuck!

Stop the madness, please!

We're getting closer.

- Stop it! - Wait here.

Yeah, sure, I'll wait!

Hey! Where's the Rectum?

The Rectum! The fag club. It's near here. You must know it.

You in need?

Is it a prossie bar or what?

You want it up your ass? I'll show you the rectum!

- You don't know the Rectum? - The only club I know…

You're not a fag?

- No, I'm not a fag. - Where's the Rectum?

Cocksuckers!

Fucking pain in the ass!

What now? What next?

Who you gonna insult? Who you gonna hit!

- Come with me! - Like hell I will!

Do you know a club…?

Do you know the Rectum?

The Rectum. It's a gay club. Do you know it?

I think it's that way.

- That way? - Yes.

It's here! Come on!

Where are you going? Come on!

I'm going to see Alex at the hospital.

We're close, man!

- You coming? You coming? - What the fuck?

Stop it!

You're coming!

You're coming!

You're coming with me!

Fucking stop it!

Don't be a sissy! Come with me!

You're sick!

We're going to the Rectum! Come on.

Hurry up!

Drive!

- Who's after you? - Fuck that. Drive!

Are the prossies after you?

Tell him where to go, idiot!

Go to the Rectum.

What's the Rectum?

The Rectum! Everyone knows where that is!

Can you tell me how to get there?

Stop screaming at him!

- It's a fag club! - Stop screaming at everyone!

Half that energy would have saved Alex!

Think about that, idiot!

Get that into your primal brain!

You're worse than a lab rat!

You done?

The Rectum's a fag club.

What is the Rectum, please?

A club for fags! Do you know what that is?

Are you a fag?

No, I'm no fag! Fag club, I said!

Pipe down, will you? Fuck's sake!

Don't you know any clubs around here?

There are lots of clubs.

So get us to the faggot club!

You're the faggot!

Hey, I'm no faggot!

Leave me alone!

- Just ignore him. - Take us to the Rectum! Got it?

- Calm down, will you? - What's the Rectum?

You're driving me mad!

I don't know the Rectum!

You got a phone? Fucking hell!

How about your slant-eyed asshole friends?

You insult me, I smash your face in!

Hurry or I'll fuck your ass!

I wanna smash his face in too. Forgive him!

Calm down, sir. Forgive him.

He's sick.

I'll smash your face in!

Calm down.

Go to a club with men.

Try rummaging through your shitty genetic code!

You fucking Peking duck! Take me to the Rectum!

Get out now! Shut up and get out!

You want me out?

You can't throw me out, you Chink fuck!

Get out, please! I've had enough of you!

Alex would be so ashamed!

Get out, now!

Calm down, we're getting out.

What? You're throwing us out?

Get out!

What's with the tear gas?

What's with the tear gas, you filthy yellow fuck?

Get out!

You bowl of rice shit!

Don't touch me!

Stop it, Marcus!

Get out, please!

- I've had enough. - How much do I owe you?

- How much do I owe you? - Watch out!

Stop it, Marcus!

Stop!

Watch out!

- Hey, my taxi! Thieves! - Fuck off!

- Thieves! That's my taxi! - Fuck off!

You're sick!

Fucking sick bastard!

Get fucked, filthy Chink Nancy!

Totally fucking sick!

Let's go to the Rectum!

Cut this revenge bullshit! Stop it.

We'll pay you. Wait there.

They're all whores!

- What do you expect? - This is my business, not yours.

How can you say it's not my business?

Stop it! Stop it!

What? Are you gonna hit me?

Stop it, will you?

You'll get your money. Stay back.

You'll get your money, just stay back.

- Marcus, let's go and see Alex. - Which is the girl you know?

Fuck's sake!

What do you want to do?

And what if he's here?

You don't know what happened!

You don't want to find out?

Nobody knows who he is!

It won't make Alex better.

We want our money.

You'll get it.

- Who do you know here? - A bit further on.

What's your anger all about?

Fucking B-movie revenge crap!

Don't be an idiot! Let's go to the hospital.

Fuck off!

You wanna hit me, is that it?

What are you doing?

Go to the hospital!

You know those two?

Ask them.

- What's his name? - Guillermo Nuñez.

Do you know Guillermo Nuñez?

What?

What did she say?

Go and see Donna. She's the whore I was telling you about.

Don't worry.

We're better than the police.

Drunks with guns!

You talk to them, they shoot you.

- Right. - What do you know?

Fucking teacher!

I know about human stupidity.

Which one is she?

That prossie there.

- That one? - Donna!

- Get off my back! - Please! Look at me, Marcus.

Do you know Guillermo Nuñez?

- No. - You don't know him?

- No. - He's my friend.

You know someone who does?

Nobody knows him.

Tell me who he is.

What did she say? Concha? The blonde over there?

Thanks, Donna.

Are you Concha?

Do you know Guillermo Nuñez?

Come on, take it easy. Don't hurt her!

We're not gonna hurt her!

- Leave her out of this. - Listen, do you know Guillermo Nuñez?

- Who do you think we are? - Back off, you. Back off!

What's wrong with you?

I want an answer! Someone got raped!

- Please. - Raped. You got that?

- Please, Marcus. - There was a rape.

- Are you sick or what? - Easy, easy.

Touch her and I won't pay!

Cool it, Marcus. Stop!

Marcus, stop!

Let go of him!

Lay off!

Fuck's sake! Alex…

Get him off me!

Stop, Marcus, please!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You know Guillermo Nuñez?

Who is Guillermo Nuñez?

Who's Jo? Do you know who Jo is?

It's me, I'm Guillermo!

- See? I'm Guillermo! - You found a she-male. Great!

- OK? - Let her go!

- I'll pay you. - No, that means she was there!

Fucking fag!

That means you saw it!

Pick that thing up!

- Take this! Take this! - Please, Marcus!

- Stop it! - Now tell me what you saw!

Go on, slit her!

- Get back! - Tell me!

I know the Tenia. He's a pimp.

Where is he? Tell me or I'll slash your fucking tranny whore face!

Stop it, Marcus!

- Tell me. - Tell us or die, you freak whore.

Where can I find him?

What's it called?

The tapeworm in the rectum? Are you kidding?

I know the place. It's a felching fuck club!

The taxi!

Have you been drinking?

- No. - No drugs either?

No drugs?

But your so-called colleague,

he told us you take drugs all the time.

Whatever.

Is it true or not?

You can check if you like.

Did the victim take drugs?

I don't know.

You don't know?

But you lived together.

You lived together, right?

You don't want to answer?

You're not being much help.

Did you leave before or after the victim?

Pull yourself together.

- After, after. - After. How long after?

- Fifteen minutes. - There's an answer!

Fifteen minutes.

And Mr Marcus, when did he leave?

He caught up with me in the hallway.

He caught up with you in the hallway?

Did he leave at any time during the party?

- I don't know. - You don't know?

Did you notice anything odd during the party?

Was anybody hanging around the victim?

Did she talk to certain people or get into an argument?

No?

With you maybe?

With Mr Marcus?

And did you and Mr Marcus get into an argument?

You didn't quarrel with Mr Marcus?

Listen, I need a number where I can reach you.

I'm listening.

01-44-76…

Okay.

Is that your home phone?

That's your home phone?

Okay.

Give him his ID.

- Take your ID back. - Sir.

If I need you, I'll contact you. You can go now.

Off you go. You can go now.

Off you go!

Evening.

Are you all right?

You know the person who was attacked earlier?

You don't look too good. It's tough.

You think it'll never happen to you.

And when it does, you freak out.

So, you're counting on the police?

What do you think the police will do?

You know they'll do fuck all.

They're gonna catch the guy, put him in prison.

They'll give him food and clothes, wash him.

They'll give him a doctor.

Your friend didn't get a doctor.

- Who are you? - Who am I?

Until proof to the contrary, I can be your best friend.

I can help you find him if you want.

You look like good people, well dressed.

Looks like you can afford it.

With a little money, we can help you get revenge.

The assailant drew blood.

Blood calls for revenge.

Vengeance is a human right.

Layde, come here.

You'll get the picture.

Tell them.

This is our turf, our home, man.

We can find anybody we want before those cocksuckers!

Listen, buddy.

Not too long ago,

somebody we know got assaulted and raped.

We found the assailant.

And we made sure he'll never do it again.

Do you want revenge or not?

Or do you wanna see him in prison?

- Well? - You know him?

Sure, I do.

They found a wallet with ID inside.

The name was Guillermo Nuñez.

You in or not?

- You pay us, we find him. - We'll find him for you.

Why the hesitation?

What's wrong? You're shaking all over.

Man up. Stop being a pussy.

All right?

You in or not? You seem…

- Wake up! - Let's go. Let's go.

You in? Let's get away from the cops.

Come with us.

- Go home, then. If you like… - You don't know how lucky you are.

- You'll end up losing Alex. - I'll give you the money for a taxi.

You broke my balls and fucked up the whole party.

What's going on?

A whore got raped!

A whore got raped?

- We wanna catch a cab. - Yeah, we wanna catch a cab.

- No, sir, not here. - You're kidding?

Sorry, not here.

Stop!

What happened?

Calm down, sir!

What happened?

She was attacked. She's in a coma.

Calm down.

Calm down and let us do our job.

Please, let her go.

We can't work like this!

Get him away from her.

Who are you, mister? Who are you?

You know the girl? You know that man?

Come with me. Who are you? Who are you?

She's my girl.

- It can't be true! - Do you know this man?

She's my girl!

Taxi!

Take the underpass. It's safer.

- There. - Thanks.

You're welcome.

You're dead, bitch!

Wait a second, you!

What are you doing?

Wait a second!

Wait!

- Wait! - Let me go!

I said wait!

Shut your mouth! I didn't touch you!

Shut your mouth, slut!

Is this what you want?

You gonna shut your mouth now?

Fucking high-class bitch!

You want a nice big smile, huh?

Stinking cunt!

This turn you on? Tell me.

This turn you on?

You turned on?

Look at you!

You're hot for a cunt!

- Please… - Shut up!

- Let me go. - I said shut up!

Lift your skirt!

- Let me go. - Lift your skirt!

Shut up!

Let me go, please.

Please.

Get on your knees! On your knees!

On your knees!

Get on your knees. I'll give you a good seeing-to.

Lie down!

Lie down! Lie down!

Lie down!

Shut your mouth!

Damn!

You must have one tight ass!

I'll give you a good seeing-to, you slut!

Who pays for your classy dresses? Does your man dress you like that?

Only a fag would let you go out like that!

Little whore!

Shut your trap or I'll strangle you!

Got it? Shut up or I'll strangle you!

Spread your legs!

Spread your legs, bitch!

Shut up!

Don't move. Don't move!

I'm gonna fuck your ass.

I'm gonna blast your shithole!

I'm gonna fuck your ass like never before!

Fucking little whore!

Don't move. Don't move.

You like being fucked in the ass?

Does your old man fuck your ass?

You like that?

Wait.

Don't move, you cunt!

Don't move, don't move.

Don't move, don't move, don't move.

Don't move, shit!

Don't move, don't move. Don't move, I said.

Don't move.

Fucking shit!

What a fucking tight ass you got!

I'm gonna blast your fucking ass!

You shit on me and you're dead, got it?

Fucking high-class sow!

Shit, you've got a tight ass!

A real little faggot's ass!

I don't normally like this.

Fucking rich bitch! But this ain't bad!

You gonna shut up, you little whore?

Take this in your ass, you cunt!

You've never been fucked like this before, huh?

Fuck. Are you bleeding or wet?

Opens up real good, your ass! Are you bleeding?

Fucking shit!

That's so good!

So fucking good!

Tell Daddy it's good!

Say, "Daddy, it's good!"

Call me Daddy!

Call me Daddy!

Call me Daddy, you fucking cunt!

Shut your trap!

Shit!

Holy shit!

Jesus Christ, that was good!

Shit!

Amazing!

Where you going, bitch?

Huh?

Where are you going like that?

Do you think I'm through with you?

Fucking rich bitch! Look at me.

Look at me when I'm talking to you!

Look at me, cunt!

Fucking sow! Look at me!

Little fucking whore!

Filthy whore!

You useless piece of shit!

Think you're special, do you?

Because you're beautiful?

Fucking sow!

Take this!

I'm gonna fix your face! I'm gonna fix it good!

I'm not through with you. But I will be!

Cunt!

That enough?

You want some more? You want more, huh?

Little whore!

Fucking dog!

Take that in your face!

Now I'm through with you!

You fucking bitch!

What do you mean?

Just stay out of my sex life.

But you keep dragging me into it.

- You never talk about your sex life. - There's nothing to say!

- What do you care? - So, what do you do with your…?

- What about Johnson there? - Very subtle!

- Do you jack off? Go to prostitutes? - I don't like talking about it.

- You've been single for three years now. - What's it to you?

- I just want to know. - I like being alone.

What's up, Marcus?

You must have been sent by God because my friend Pierre has a problem.

What problem?

Pierre's problem is that we gotta find a way to bring him out of his shell.

Yeah, yeah.

- I can bring him out of his shell. - Oh yeah? How?

- You can practise on him. - There are two of you and I'm not alone.

You mean…? Oh, yeah, to the toilet!

- That's where shit happens! - Hey, stop it.

- Alex is all alone. What are you doing? - Go on!

You talk about my sex life. Look what you're doing with yours.

- You afraid to come inside? - He's too nice.

I know the score. Having a ball, sniffing away.

Been there, done that, 15, 30 years ago. It's pathetic!

Stop… Stop, Marcus, stop.

Why not? She's nice.

It's not fair to Alex.

Get off my case!

Don't do that! You'll regret it when you're sober.

- Come on, let it go. Come on. - What are you gonna regret?

Wait. A freebie! Pass the straw.

Don't take that. Cut the crap.

Fuck off, Pierre. It's just a line.

Stop it, stop it. Don't do that.

You're a pain in the ass, I swear!

- Good? - Yeah.

But I have to find Pierre, my rat-loving friend. He can't be alone.

- You'll be back? - Yeah.

Thanks, girls. That was cool.

Ladies, let me introduce you to Pierre!

He needs love!

Alex is dancing all alone. Quit messing around! Stop it.

Come on, girls, make him happy!

- Make him feel good, or bad, whatever! - And you talk about my sex life?

Stop it!

I've been there, Marcus. I hate seeing you like this!

Come on. Come, come, come!

Marcus, come on!

If not for me, for her!

What the hell are you doing?

Stop fooling around! Let it go! Let it go!

Alex is dancing all alone. Come on.

- Marcus! - Yeah, I'm here!

Come on.

Marcus, this is disgusting. Come on!

This is the life, buddy!

You shouldn't have brought her, then.

Fuck's sake.

Why bring her and then act like this?

What did you take, huh? Drink some water!

Drink some water. Come on.

- Grow up! - What's wrong with you?

Why bring her if you're going to act like a fool?

- But she can have fun with us! - She's on her own next door. Go to her!

Have fun, man.

You call this having fun?

- You're acting like a priest! - I feel more like a babysitter.

Priest, my ass!

More like babysitting a fucked-up teen!

Drink some water. Drink some water.

Drink some water.

Here, drink.

Fill it from the tap!

None left!

Can't wait, gotta pee. Too long a queue for the toilet.

Stop, Marcus!

It's okay, I turned the tap on!

Don't do that!

Stop it.

- Come on, let's go! - Stop it.

Stop, Pierre! I'm squirting all over!

- You're a pain, man! - I hate seeing you like this!

What if she sees you? You're disgusting.

You're an animal!

And you're a drag!

So that's it, you son of a bitch!

- Why am I a son of a bitch? - You're into watching!

Don't act like that, Marcus, seriously!

Look how gorgeous she is!

How gorgeous they are!

A brunette and a blonde.

A brunette and a blonde.

Now it's time to fuck them all on the sand and in the sun.

Found some friends?

Well, hello there.

What's your name?

Joanna. And you?

Vincent.

Hi, Vincent.

It's really Marcus.

- And you? - Aurele.

Let me introduce Alex.

- This is Alex. - I know, I got it.

Go on!

Your fag friend is breaking my balls!

- Don't be mean! - He's a fucking curse!

I tried setting him up with babes and he's not interested.

He won't sniff coke, he won't drink. A real ballbreaker!

You got yourself a real number!

No, I'd rather watch you.

It brings back too many memories.

I'd rather watch. You never liked to dance before.

Ah, the primate is back!

Stop it, Marcus!

Do something! What's he on?

Stop it, will you?

- You never danced before. - I'm dancing with you.

You're dancing away your pain because the guy's a real jerk!

What are you doing with him?

You never danced that way before!

Let yourself go!

I'm doing just fine!

Dance with me!

You're scaring me.

- I've never seen you like this before! - I'm scaring you?

The chimp's back!

Scaring you, am I?

Funny, isn't he?

You think he's funny? Look, I can be funny too.

Come on, dance with me!

I'm watching you, form and content.

Remember? We used to talk about that.

Easy, easy.

You're playing with fire.

That must be Marcus having fun.

Come with me.

How nice to see you!

You too!

- How are you? - Let me just say hi to my friends.

How are you? Oh, sorry!

How are you?

You?

Well?

It's getting bigger.

It won't stop growing.

I'm so happy!

That's so good!

Stop it!

It's so nice to see you!

I'm exhausted. I've been dancing all night long.

I've danced a lot too.

- How's life? - I'm really happy.

Today's a special day. I'll tell you all about it.

I'm here with my man.

Pierre?

No. I'm here with Marcus.

I think he's drunk.

He looks kinda… loaded!

Let's go out for dinner sometime.

I'd love to!

- I'll tell you everything. - She's gonna tell me everything.

- What's she gonna tell you? - Don't know yet.

- How's it going? - All right.

Promise? Let's talk.

I'll call you.

I'm gonna get a drink. Bye!

Stop it!

What are you on?

Nothing!

Absolutely nothing. I'm clean as spring water.

My name is Jean-François.

Look at your eyes.

What about my eyes?

Your jaw's flapping.

So what? Your breasts flap too!

Stop! I just wanted to hang out.

- But I couldn't find you. - I was dancing.

How come you always gotta take shit to get off?

- I don't know, but it's a blast! - Oh, yeah?

You're not 15 anymore, you know.

It's amazing, you can be so nice… and gentle,

but you can also be such an ass!

I wanna go home!

I wanna go home and rest.

I don't wanna stay here with you.

You look like a ghost.

Stop it!

Stop, Alex, I'll take you home.

Don't touch me!

Come on.

Alex.

I said I'll take you home. I'll take you home!

Alex! Fuck!

Shut the door behind you.

I'm going.

Where to?

I'm tired.

- Tired? What? - I want to go home.

You were just dancing. What's going on?

He's totally fucked up. Keep an eye on him.

He doesn't need me, you need me.

Don't worry, nothing's gonna happen to me.

I'll call you tomorrow.

Tomorrow? I came here to see you.

I haven't seen you for months.

I need an excuse just to look in your eyes

and watch you dance.

Stop torturing yourself.

I'm not. I like watching you. It's an aesthetic pleasure.

A bit of nostalgia, that's all. Don't go, don't go!

- Stay a bit longer. - I'll call you tomorrow.

What for?

- You're so cute. - No, I'm not.

Don't go alone. It's not safe.

I'm reading an amazing book.

How many months has it been?

- Several… I can't finish it. - How long is it? 43 pages?

- What I'm telling you is special. - She's read the summary.

She turns a page and… slam!

What is it?

It says…

The book says that…

It says the future is already written.

It's all there.

And the proof lies in premonitory dreams.

Wow! It's putting us to sleep already!

Even dreams are bad news!

Well, what should be written…

I often dream I'm sleeping. It's my only dream.

Fuck!

At least you relax.

Is this our stop?

No, not this one.

It's the next one.

It's good that you sleep once in a while. How long for? Two hours a night?

The number of times I collapsed on top of you, drenched in sweat,

after hours of physical exertion…

Was it good? Tell me about it. I want to know!

You can't get her there either? What a catastrophe!

What does it take to make you come?

Stop! Why do you say stuff like that?

What do you expect if you go out with your ex?

Don't tell me you make her come!

We'll tell you, don't worry.

No, seriously.

What?

- He makes you come? - I'm not saying…

Alex, you don't have to answer that social reject.

Look at him with his primate head! Come on, spill the beans!

You and your little secrets! "Yes, we make each other come!"

You see how you are! You want to explain everything.

No, I don't. Just tell me if you come or not!

I spent years trying!

Yes, don't worry, it's all good!

That's why you're behind and I'm in front.

No kidding, Alex.

There's nobody here.

Has he done anything interesting or not?

- Come on! - You can't talk about things like that.

You can't talk about it? How about doing it?

Let's line up and see what happens!

It's complicated…

Seriously, did you get there or not?

You used to complain and for ages I thought…

But I've had stunning results ever since.

- You know… - Has he managed it?

- You can't talk about sex. - Why not?

It's not something… We can talk about anything.

- But you've got a fixation. - We can talk about it, but not with you.

You want to explain everything but some things can't be explained.

Sex is one of them. You have to do it, not talk about it.

Okay, but you can give me a result or an observation.

Did you feel any pleasure or a sense of well-being? Yes or no?

- With you? - No, it was a dead loss with me.

Stop! Why do you say that?

My cardiologist told me to stop. He said, "Stop or you'll die.

"It's either her or you, her orgasm or your heart."

No, seriously.

Stop!

Look, a Métro!

Look at that. It's blue and colourful!

Do you get her there or not?

- For fuck's sake! - Yes, yes. We'll tell you all about it.

What a liar!

Liars normally have big noses but you have big ears!

- And I don't have a big nose? - No, you've got big ears.

I can't see your nose but look at those ears in the wind!

See how they catch the breeze?

Ladies and gentlemen, a couple that has orgasms!

Once…

Once she screamed,

but only because she fell and hit her head on the bedside table.

Stop! Why are you being like this?

The closest we got to an orgasm was a bruise on her forehead!

I thought it was the real thing! She was crying.

There was blood everywhere. Suddenly it all made sense.

You know what they say?

It's not the women who can't come but the men who can't fuck.

That's all I'm saying.

- Why are you tormenting yourself? - I'm not.

She's telling the truth. I accept it.

I couldn't give her a good fuck. I'm too cerebral. You're right.

Whereas with his banana diet and testosterone, it's instant ecstasy!

- You're a joke. - No, really…

You fuck on a banana diet?

- Bravo. - Unbelievable!

The smug, middle-class couple who won't share their secrets!

- I thought you were liberated! - You have to be gentle.

Wait, I'm gonna write this down

- in case she and I ever cross paths. - It's been a while…

- Here, a pill. - Thanks.

Shit I've saved and never taken.

- Right. - Nasgunk or whatever they call it.

Go on!

- So, be gentle… - No, it's too late for you.

If you haven't done it yet, at your age you never will.

- Come on, tell me. - See to your rats. You can do that.

- Making rats come isn't legal. - Practise on a rat. Take a pen…

Don't get me all excited. I'll be attacking kids next!

- Come on, tell me. - Don't joke like that in public.

- Alex, what's his secret? - What are you thinking about?

Does he make noises? Is he hairy? Does he smell?

Does he yell and scream?

Come on! I don't believe it!

You always say I'm too cerebral. It's a simple, basic question.

Oh, kissy-kissy!

Here.

Why don't you sing while you're at it!

What's that all about?

Am I embarrassing you?

- No. - I'm embarrassing you.

Forgive me, sir, madam.

- Forgive me, madam. - Listen.

Madam keeps her come to herself. That's not very generous.

What's happening with Sylvie?

Sylvie's like all the others, after a few hours of effort.

But I don't care about her.

You know what your problem is?

For you, it's about performance.

- What? - It's about performance for you.

What is?

Doing it.

You do it, but you're not there.

What are you saying?

It's true.

Frankly, I'm not interested in the details of your private life.

- Forgive us, Father! - He's the one who started it!

At the party you two can lock yourselves in the toilet and discuss it.

Unbelievable!

I simply don't understand what you do that I couldn't do.

- Anything special? - You're too old. Drop it!

I'm only two years older than you.

A bit more than that!

Touchy about dates, isn't he?

Your problem is that you focus too much on your partner's pleasure.

- You have to let yourself go. - You're an altruist!

You have to let go and think only of yourself.

- That's selfish. - No, it's much better.

- Otherwise you freeze. - You focus on the other's desire.

You focus on the other's desire and you freeze.

You freeze because you aren't concentrating on yourself.

Sometimes a woman's pleasure is the pleasure the man feels.

If I feel that the guy isn't coming, isn't also feeling pleasure…

Wait, let her talk.

If I sense that the man isn't also feeling pleasure…

You won't come if he doesn't come?

I can't come.

It's a shame you've realised it so late, after all these years as a single man.

I couldn't come because…

Remember all my efforts to hold back for hours and hours?

Drenched in sweat, panting like a dog? So, I was doing it all wrong.

Whereas if I'd just shot my load,

you'd have come two hours later while I was in the shower or sleeping!

- Is that what you're telling me? - Let me explain. That's not it.

- No, with you… - That's what he does.

He shoots his load and you come after he's gone to work.

You can't explain it all. Do you understand?

- Sure, it's not rational. - Paranoiacs need everything explained.

Some things can't be explained.

It's like when you talk and talk and talk.

Then sometimes you fuck

and everything's fine afterwards, I don't know why.

- You don't need… The body talks. - Even when I fuck, I talk.

Remember the things I told you when we fucked!

Remember all the things I told you that used to excite you.

All the stories I told you. You were interested in what I said.

I never reached ecstasy, but once or twice you did. Be honest.

Tell me. He's not listening.

- More than that. - Really?

More than that, my friend! More than that.

More than that.

You're so lofty, lofty, lofty…

But when it comes to sex, you need to be down to earth.

And then you say he's an animal!

His basic need is sex. He's got no language.

He says, "Me want to fuck. Me want to eat. Me Marcus."

Me try to diversify that

and me have hard time because me use language.

Hey, Mr Language, let's go.

- Are we here? - Go ahead. I'm gonna jack off a bit.

You're silly!

Hey, there, Alexandra.

It's Pierre. My car's broken down so we'll be taking the Métro.

See you in half an hour.

I had a dream.

It was weird.

My arm's gone dead.

I was in a tunnel.

A tunnel.

It was red.

And then…

Then the tunnel broke in two.

I think it's…

because of my period.

I'm late, you know.

Very late?

No, a few days.

We'll see.

We slept a long time.

I'd better get up and buy some booze before it closes.

I have to be nice to Pierre.

After all, I stole his girl.

What?

- And I also have to… - No.

You didn't steal anything from anybody, my love.

I'm not an object, you know?

You didn't steal a thing from anybody.

It was all me. I made all the decisions.

It's always the woman who decides.

It is.

It's true, you do decide.

Making me spend an evening with your ex.

Imposing an evening with your ex on me, even if he's a buddy.

- He really likes you. - I know.

Still, you're gonna have to pay!

No, I'm not paying.

- You decide, you pay. - No, stop it! I'm not…

I'm not awake!

Stop it! You're gonna pay for this!

- If you hurt me, I swear you'll pay. - You're the one who's gonna pay.

It's time for the revenge of the elephant!

The one that eats up infants!

Stop!

You know I don't like that!

I'll get my revenge too.

With a kiss.

You crushed me!

I did not!

Did I hurt you?

- Don't exaggerate! - Fuck! You crushed my balls!

Liar! Did I really hurt you?

You're sickening!

You're zickenino!

I'm gonna make some coffee.

Stop it!

Stop, stop, stop.

- I'm gonna make coffee. - You're gonna make coffee?

Yes. Hey, you've got to go out and buy a bottle.

Go on.

- Okay! - Go on!

Look at my eye. It hurts.

I swear there's something there.

Put some music on.

You make my head spin

You are my merry-go-round

I'm always at a party

When I'm in your arms

- You know what? - What?

I wanna fuck your ass.

I thought you were romantic!

- I am! - Oh, really?

Aren't we great, the two of us?

When the two of us are together

Oh, how wonderful life is!

When the two of us are one

We could fly to outer space

When my heart is next to yours

I love you.

Me too.

We'll love each other forever

And even if there's no forever

We'd love each other all the same

What if I'm pregnant?

That'd be fun!

Oh, yes, please!

Shower.

I need to get some booze!

Got any cash?

Stop it!

Stop what?

You never have any money! You're impossible!

Right, but do you?

I'll take it from your purse.

I'll be right back.

TIME DESTROYS ALL THINGS