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[Soft music]

[Soft music]

- Argh

- All I'm saying

- All I'm saying

is that if we are going to do shared lunch Fridays,

we need to coordinate with everyone,

so we have an equal balance of sweet and savory.

so we have an equal balance of sweet and savory.

Is that too much to ask?

Is that too much to ask?

- Okay, I appreciate the energy

that you're bringing to this issue,

that you're bringing to this issue,

but we might need to crank it down a notch, okay?

- Ah, don't worry, it's her time of the month.

[gasps] - Ohh.

[gasps] - Ohh.

Okay. And how long has this been happening, Rose?

- What is that?

- What is that?

- Oh, I need to keep track of these things.

If I'm going to run a strong female workforce,

If I'm going to run a strong female workforce,

I need to keep tabs on everyone's health

and well-being to

monitor productivity.

monitor productivity.

So how heavy would you say your menstrual cycle has been?

- That is so messed up?

What is this, 1984, yeah?

What is this, 1984, yeah?

The establishment shouldn't know

about what's going on in my body.

about what's going on in my body.

- Ooh, it looks like you're syncing up girls.

Laurie you're not too far behind.

Laurie you're not too far behind.

- Oh cute, we're syncing.

- Stop it.

- Stop it.

Are you doing this with the male employees as well?

- Oh, of course.

Michael's IBS has been playing up

Michael's IBS has been playing up

and Jeremy from props is experiencing a stress rash,

given his recent divorce.

given his recent divorce.

- Is Jeremy single?

- What purpose does it serve?

- Well, and please take this as best you can,

- Well, and please take this as best you can,

given your delicate situation,

but you can be fairly aggressive mid cycle.

but you can be fairly aggressive mid cycle.

- Uh, that is completely unfair, okay.

- Uh, that is completely unfair, okay.

That is just some bullshit stereotype

That is just some bullshit stereotype

that has been invented by men

that has been invented by men

to make women feel bad and crazy,

when they're on their periods.

when they're on their periods.

When really, it's completely untrue.

We're totally normal, with, it's like a normal day,

We're totally normal, with, it's like a normal day,

your normal...

[sighing]

- Your muffin.

- Your muffin.

[chewing]

[sighing]

- I'm a prisoner in my own body.

- I'm a prisoner in my own body.

- Life sentence baby.

[laughing]

[laughing]

[crying]

[crying]

Ooh, got a cramp.

It's happening.

It's happening.

[crying louder]

It's happening.

[crying louder]

[crying louder]

♪ Funny girls ♪

Coming up next on the morning hour,

we have the lovely Maggie, who's going to be showing us

we have the lovely Maggie, who's going to be showing us

this new sleek and stylish BabyGo Pram.

this new sleek and stylish BabyGo Pram.

Welcome, Maggie.

- Thanks for having me Beth.

- Now is this the BabyGo Pram right here?

- Now is this the BabyGo Pram right here?

- Yes, it is Beth.

Now, parents are you sick and tired of having a pram

Now, parents are you sick and tired of having a pram

that's just so hard to pop up and down?

that's just so hard to pop up and down?

- Oh, they can be difficult, can't they?

- Oh my goodness, all these levers and buttons!

- Oh my goodness, all these levers and buttons!

I mean, am I driving a spaceship or raising a family?

[laughing] Am I right?

[laughing] Am I right?

That's why we've designed the BabyGo Pram,

a revolutionary new pram that makes it quick and easy

a revolutionary new pram that makes it quick and easy

to pop your pram up and down so you can stay on the go.

to pop your pram up and down so you can stay on the go.

- Sounds too good to be true.

- So all you need to do is pop one of these levers down

- So all you need to do is pop one of these levers down

and it pops down so easy and small.

and it pops down so easy and small.

Pop it in any car boot or cupboard.

[snapping]

Um, ouch, oh, okay. That came off.

- Ooh.

- Ooh.

[laughter]

- BabyGo has a lot of other features,

not just its compact design.

not just its compact design.

We've also got drinks holders for your coffee mums

in the morning, and a little groovy sunshade up here

in the morning, and a little groovy sunshade up here

for when the bub is getting a bit hot.

But again, it's all about the ease of the BabyGo Pram.

But again, it's all about the ease of the BabyGo Pram.

Its ergonomic design makes it small, easy and compact,

Its ergonomic design makes it small, easy and compact,

so your baby can be comfortable and, and very, very...

so your baby can be comfortable and, and very, very...

Oh, oh, ow ow ow.

Oh, oh, ow ow ow.

[laughter]

Not now. Not now. Not now.

Not now. Not now. Not now.

- And maybe we could see it just go up and down

in light of time.

- Yes, I'm trying Beth.

- Yes, I'm trying Beth.

I'm trying.

- Yes.

- Yes.

- Of course, and it comes in five groovy,

different designs and colors as well.

So...

So...

- Right, thank you Maggie.

Now join us after the break where we're gonna be...

- No, I can do this.

- No, I can do this.

I'm an ambassador for the product,

so I have to do it on the camera.

so I have to do it on the camera.

So...

- Right, thank you Maggie.

- I'm not, I'm not done.

- I'm not, I'm not done.

This is the, this is the showroom one.

This is the, this is the showroom one.

Stupid.

- You need a hand or... I can

- You need a hand or... I can

- No, just do this, just do this one.

- Okay guys, We really need to get a..

- Okay guys, We really need to get a..

- You know what?

I paid for my time, so yeah... [laughter]

I paid for my time, so yeah... [laughter]

- Can you not, who are you?

You know this just happens sometimes, crazy.

You know this just happens sometimes, crazy.

We can all relate, can't we? [bickering]

I paid for my, I paid for my time.

I paid for my, I paid for my time.

I paid for my time, are we on?

BabyGo Pram.

Stop, don't, don't...no, don't, don't

Stop, don't, don't...no, don't, don't

Because no, this isn't even my business.

It's my husband's business,

It's my husband's business,

and we don't even see him anymore.

I have so many prams to sell.

I have so many prams to sell.

Please BabyGo Pram.

- Can we get her some water, please?

- Can we get her some water, please?

- I don't know.

- I think that we can...

- I don't know how to put it down.

- I don't know how to put it down.

- It's okay.

- I don't know how to put it down.

- I don't know how to put it down.

Get away.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- Hey, what do you think of my new T-shirt?

- Hey, what do you think of my new T-shirt?

[laughter]

It's pretty funny, right?

Oh man, when I saw it, I just had to buy it.

Oh man, when I saw it, I just had to buy it.

Okay, let's get that smear test happening.

Okay, let's get that smear test happening.

Lay back.

FBI, I'm coming in.

[laughter]

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

- 4:00 PM, what the heck?

- 4:00 PM, what the heck?

Who turned off my alarm and why are there chips everywhere,

Who turned off my alarm and why are there chips everywhere,

and who smashed my mirror?

and who smashed my mirror?

[knocking]

You're the worst roommate ever.

You're the worst roommate ever.

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[door shuts loudly]

[door shuts loudly]

- Morning Patricia.

Remember your friends have more fun

Remember your friends have more fun

when you're not with them.

[laughter]

[laughter]

- Mild depression.

- It's me.

- It's me.

♪ She's a big city lawyer. ♪

♪ She's a big city lawyer. ♪

♪ She's the talk of the town, ♪

♪ but someone's moved in and turned her life around. ♪

♪ but someone's moved in and turned her life around. ♪

♪ Now, she's living with mild depression. ♪

♪ Now, she's living with mild depression. ♪

♪ Yes, she's living with mild depression. ♪

♪ It follows wherever she goes ♪

♪ It follows wherever she goes ♪

♪ and tells her she looks awful in all of her her clothes, ♪

♪ and tells her she looks awful in all of her her clothes, ♪

♪ because she's living with mild, ♪

♪ because she's living with mild, ♪

♪ she's sleeping with mild, ♪

♪ she's sleeping with mild, ♪

♪ she's eating, but not as much as usual ♪

♪ because she's living with mild depression. ♪

♪ because she's living with mild depression. ♪

♪ because she's living with mild depression. ♪

[audience clapping].

[audience clapping].

- Mild depression, help.

- Mild depression, help.

Steve's gonna be here in a half hour

and everything in my wardrobe

and everything in my wardrobe

made me look like a high school relief teacher.

made me look like a high school relief teacher.

[audience laughing]

This is the worst.

- Is it the worst or

- Is it the worst or

is pain just a distraction on your journey

back to the nothingness you once came from?

back to the nothingness you once came from?

- I don't know what's wrong with me.

- I don't know what's wrong with me.

I've wanted to date Steve since like forever humph.

I've wanted to date Steve since like forever humph.

I don't know why I'm feeling so much dread.

- Maybe it's because you hate yourself and you find it

- Maybe it's because you hate yourself and you find it

repulsive when someone shows you even a hint of kindness.

repulsive when someone shows you even a hint of kindness.

- Gee, thanks mild depression.

- Gee, thanks mild depression.

Where would I be without you?

- Pursuing a career you actually want.

- Pursuing a career you actually want.

[audience laughing]

[audience laughing]

- Oh golly.

Do you think Steve would like it If I wore more makeup?

Do you think Steve would like it If I wore more makeup?

- I don't really think it matters.

- I don't really think it matters.

- Is one bottle enough for one face of makeup?

- Is one bottle enough for one face of makeup?

- How about instead of Steve coming over,

- How about instead of Steve coming over,

you just eat butter and look at your high school art medals?

you just eat butter and look at your high school art medals?

[audience clapping]

[audience clapping]

- Hey you, this is a big deal for me, okay.

- Hey you, this is a big deal for me, okay.

Gosh, I really don't want to mess it up.

I can't even remember the last time

I can't even remember the last time

that someone came over for a date.

[audience sighing]

[audience sighing]

- Do you want me to be here with you?

[gasping]

[gasping]

- Really?

Well, I would have to camouflage you somehow, but, but yes.

Well, I would have to camouflage you somehow, but, but yes.

Well, I would have to camouflage you somehow, but, but yes.

Yes, mild depression.

Please stay with me.

Please stay with me.

- Patricia, of course.

- Patricia, of course.

I've been with you ever since you first realized

your parents weren't sleeping in the same bedroom,

your parents weren't sleeping in the same bedroom,

just because of your father's snoring.

just because of your father's snoring.

[laughter]

- Thanks, mild depression.

- I'm the only one that will ever stay with you

- I'm the only one that will ever stay with you

because everyone leaves.

because everyone leaves.

♪ She's living with mild depression. ♪

♪ She's living with mild depression. ♪

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- Someone's written the wrong there in the script.

- Someone's written the wrong there in the script.

I told them they should've let me proofread.

- Grammar Nazi.

- I'm not, I just think rules are rules

- I'm not, I just think rules are rules

and they should be carefully abided by

or else you should be punished accordingly.

or else you should be punished accordingly.

- Old Adolf grammar over here.

- Doesn't even make sense.

- Doesn't even make sense.

- Ooh, I'm sorry, Heil Rose.

- That's a dab.

- That's a dab.

- Heil Rose.

- That's just a dab with a Hitler mustache.

- Now you're a Heil Nazi.

- Now you're a Heil Nazi.

Don't get you this wrong, don't get your heils wrong.

Don't get you this wrong, don't get your heils wrong.

Rose Hitler.

- Don't whitewash me.

- She'll make you pay,

Heil Rose.

Heil Rose.

- That's the Hunger Games salute.

- Is it?

- Yes.

- Really?

- Really?

- Yes

[whispers]

- Look, you know what?

- Look, you know what?

I'm not any type, I'm not grammar Nazi,

I'm not a Heil Nazi, I'm not a Nazi, okay?

I'm not a Heil Nazi, I'm not a Nazi, okay?

- Rose, can we get you on set please?

- Laura, I just really think that

- Laura, I just really think that

it's beneath you to be making all these Nazi jokes.

This is different, satire.

It's like a written sketch.

- Sketch Nazi.

[Funny girls music]

[Funny girls music]

[swords clashing]

[swords clashing]

[slashing sound]

[slashing sound]

- Joan, Joan of Arc.

- Joan, Joan of Arc.

I have a message for you from the king.

The war is over and Joan of Arc

The war is over and Joan of Arc

is a name history will never forget.

is a name history will never forget.

- Viva La France!

Viva La France!

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

- Mother, the war is over.

- Mother, the war is over.

France is free.

- I am so proud of you.

- I am so proud of you.

Oh, history will remember you as a brave warrior,

Oh, history will remember you as a brave warrior,

and hopefully one day as a mother.

and hopefully one day as a mother.

- Mother please, by the summons of God,

I just defeated the English army.

I just defeated the English army.

Is that not enough?

- Of course, it is.

And you will be remembered for generations to come.

And you will be remembered for generations to come.

That is assuming there will be generations to come.

That is assuming there will be generations to come.

- Mother, I do not have time to have children.

- Mother, I do not have time to have children.

Who's gonna raise them while I'm at war?

- I will look after them

- I will look after them

or you could just spend less time at war.

And sweet Joan, you're not getting any younger.

[scoffing]

[scoffing]

Don't you scoff at me.

You must be surrounded by men at war.

You must be surrounded by men at war.

Surely one of them has caught your attention.

- Mother, I cannot be romantic with the men I command.

- Mother, I cannot be romantic with the men I command.

I'm their leader, not their lover.

I'm their leader, not their lover.

I was summoned by God.

- Oh God this, God that!

You spend too much time talking about a man

You spend too much time talking about a man

that's not even around.

Why do you cut your hair so short?

Why do you cut your hair so short?

You know, people would think that you're a lesbian.

You know, people would think that you're a lesbian.

- For England!

[sword clashing]

[sword clashing]

- No, my daughter.

- Joan, no!

He could have been single.

He could have been single.

[Funny girls music]

[Funny girls music]

- Did you get this?

- Did you get this?

We just got an order for 10,000 sachets of Kool-Aid.

We just got an order for 10,000 sachets of Kool-Aid.

- Wow, where from?

- Somewhere called Jonestown?

- Somewhere called Jonestown?

- Jonestown, huh.

- Oh, send it off

- Oh, send it off

and throw in a few free samples.

and throw in a few free samples.

- Groovy.

Thank you, Jim Jones.

Thank you, Jim Jones.

[keys clacking]

[keys clacking]

- Oh my God, have you seen this?

- Oh my God, have you seen this?

[gasps]

[gasps]

- Did we invoice for that?

- No.

[sighs]

[sighs]

♪ Living with mild depression. ♪

♪ Living with mild depression. ♪

- So Steve, do you like dogs?

- So Steve, do you like dogs?

- So Steve, do you like dogs?

- I told you three times already, I'm allergic to dogs.

- That is so interesting.

- That is so interesting.

Well, I sure hope that you like oil because I like oil on

Well, I sure hope that you like oil because I like oil on

everything.

everything.

- Oh, oil is fine.

- Oh, oil is fine.

You gotta be careful with that chili oil though.

It's insanely spicy.

It's insanely spicy.

- Um,

- I'll tell you one oil I don't like -

- I'll tell you one oil I don't like -

crude oil.

[gasps]

[gasps]

I read this article about Saudi Arabia.

I guess I could paraphrase it for you if you like.

I guess I could paraphrase it for you if you like.

- Great!

- Mild depression help, my mouth is on fire.

- Mild depression help, my mouth is on fire.

- Lucky you.

Extreme physical pain is the last tool we have

Extreme physical pain is the last tool we have

to remind us that we can feel.

to remind us that we can feel.

- Could this be going any worse?

- You could be dead, which you will be eventually,

- You could be dead, which you will be eventually,

- You could be dead, which you will be eventually,

along with everyone you've ever loved.

- Okay. I have an idea.

Meet me in the bathroom in five minutes.

Meet me in the bathroom in five minutes.

Excuse me.

- You okay, Patricia?

You look kind of pale.

You look kind of pale.

[crowd laughing]

[crowd laughing]

- Psst, mild depression, you are doing great.

- Psst, mild depression, you are doing great.

Just say romantic stuff.

Just say romantic stuff.

- No problemo.

I can see us spending a long life together Steve.

I can see us spending a long life together Steve.

Will you never become comfortable with the fact

that Patricia, ah I mean me, makes more money than you do?

that Patricia, ah I mean me, makes more money than you do?

that Patricia, ah I mean me, makes more money than you do?

[laughter]

[laughter]

- Psst, I don't know what you're doing mild depression,

- Psst, I don't know what you're doing mild depression,

but it seems to be working.

- I feel like we've known each other for years.

- I feel like we've known each other for years.

- You and Patricia should get married

and have children that grow to gradually ignore you.

and have children that grow to gradually ignore you.

I mean, you and me should do that because I'm Patricia.

I mean, you and me should do that because I'm Patricia.

- I want this Patricia.

I should have, I feel so alive.

I should have, I feel so alive.

Let's make it official.

Do you want to be my girlfriend?

- Oh mild depression, please say yes.

- Oh mild depression, please say yes.

[piano music playing]

[piano music playing]

- No.

♪ She's living with mild depression. ♪

♪ She's living with mild depression. ♪

♪ She's living with mild depression. ♪

- And so NASA employees actually patrol

the perimeter of the desk to make sure

the perimeter of the desk to make sure

nobody strays off the edge and falls into space.

nobody strays off the edge and falls into space.

- Laura, how many times do I have to tell you?

You can't get your news from a website that ends in .net.

You can't get your news from a website that ends in .net.

- Dismiss it if you like Rose.

But I actually like to think for myself

But I actually like to think for myself

because my eyes are open.

- Laura, the earth is not flat.

- Laura, the earth is not flat.

[finger snaps]

- Earth, flat or round?

- Flat, Earth disk.

- It's not science.

- It's not science.

Okay, I believe in science, which is real.

- Have you seen the Earth though?

- Have you seen the Earth though?

- Not just in pictures, but with your eyes from space?

- No, but I...

- No, but I...

- Then you don't know, you don't know.

- The earth is not flat.

- Prove it.

- Prove it.

- Fine, I will, okay.

So the Earth is like this muffin.

So the Earth is like this muffin.

Okay. round.

It's got gravity

pushing down on it from all sides or something.

pushing down on it from all sides or something.

I don't know, but it's just...

- Oh, you mean the gravity pushes down on it like this?

- Oh, you mean the gravity pushes down on it like this?

- Okay, well, okay.

The earth is more like this piece of bread, okay.

The earth is more like this piece of bread, okay.

And over time,

And over time,

it's kind of pushed down into this sort of rounded shape.

- Oh, you mean the earth is like this flat piece of bread.

- Oh, you mean the earth is like this flat piece of bread.

- Okay, again I've chosen the wrong example.

- Okay, again I've chosen the wrong example.

The earth is like this apple, okay.

The earth is like this apple, okay.

The apple is round.

It's always been round and it always will be, yeah.

It's always been round and it always will be, yeah.

- Okay, if it's so round,

why does this apple not just roll away?

why does this apple not just roll away?

- Pauline, could you tell her that the earth is round?

- Sure, the Earth is round.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- And hollow.

And the middle is filled with dinosaurs,

just like a Kinder surprise.

just like a Kinder surprise.

Ooh yum, a bread ball.

Ooh yum, a bread ball.

I love these.

- Dinosaurs?

♪ Funny girls ♪

♪ Funny girls ♪

- Oh my God, so sad.

- Oh my God, so sad.

- What's wrong?

- You know Locky from human resources?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- He had a heart attack last night?

- What, oh my God.

- His family is turning off the life support tonight.

- His family is turning off the life support tonight.

- So sad.

- When's the funeral?

- I don't know, I'm guessing Friday.

- I don't know, I'm guessing Friday.

- Wow, of course, I'll be there.

It's going to be so hard. I mean, I have just the dress.

It's going to be so hard. I mean, I have just the dress.

Wow, so young it's tragic.

Wow, so young it's tragic.

- I can't believe it, it's so sad.

I was thinking of wearing this pantsuit I have.

I was thinking of wearing this pantsuit I have.

It's classy beautiful, just the right type for a funeral.

It's classy beautiful, just the right type for a funeral.

- He was married, right?

- He was married, right?

Sh-t, that's tragic.

I don't get to wear it very often though

I don't get to wear it very often though

cause it's kind of a bit formal for nights out,

but this is a special occasion, so it will be perfect.

but this is a special occasion, so it will be perfect.

- Oh my god, didn't he have a kid?

That is the saddest thing I've ever heard.

I'm going to pop home at lunch and try it on with these

I'm going to pop home at lunch and try it on with these

shoes I just bought just to see how it goes.

- It was so sudden.

- So sudden.

- So sudden.

- It's just perfect for a funeral, sleek, subtle.

- I was thinking a hat.

- I was thinking a hat.

- Gosh, life is fleeting, isn't it.

- Gosh, life is fleeting, isn't it.

- You really have to love every day as if it's your last.

- I bought the hat.

- I bought the hat.

- Oh, it's so good.

- God, his parents must be heartbroken.

- No parent should ever have to bury their child.

- No parent should ever have to bury their child.

- He was so young, he had his whole future ahead of him.

- Are veils still in?

- Are veils still in?

- Definitely.

- Oh my God, his brother's gonna be devastated.

- Oh God, he was only 32 years old.

- Oh God, he was only 32 years old.

- Hair up, burgundy lip.

- Yes, it could have been either one of us.

- Yes, it could have been either one of us.

- I'm gonna miss him so much.

- God, I hope no one's wearing my outfit.

- God, I hope no one's wearing my outfit.

- You should email the office to check.

- Yeah, already have.

Also silver tear-drop earrings?

Also silver tear-drop earrings?

- I can't believe there's going to be an empty spot

at his desk tomorrow.

- He did not deserve this.

- He did not deserve this.

- Oh my God, I have the perfect coat.

When you see it you will just die.

- Guys, guys it's a miracle.

- Guys, guys it's a miracle.

Locky's gonna pull through.

[clapping]

[clapping]

- I'm gonna return the hat.

- I'm gonna return the hat.

- Hmm.

[sighs]

- And so then I said to her, get out of my face.

- And so then I said to her, get out of my face.

- Did you actually?

- Did you actually?

- No, I didn't, I didn't fully say back off

but I was thinking it in my brain.

- Hmm, right, so what did you actually say?

- Hmm, right, so what did you actually say?

- I think I said, excuse me.

[sexy music]

[sexy music]

- Oh my god.

- You have to introduce me to that dog.

- You have to introduce me to that dog.

- Uh huh, yup.

- Hi.

- Hello.

- Get the dog, get the dog.

- Get the dog, get the dog.

Shut the door, shut the door.

Shut the door, shut the door.

Seriously?

Seriously?

- So, Beverly Hills Cop 2, Beverly Hills Cop 1,

- So, Beverly Hills Cop 2, Beverly Hills Cop 1,

Beverly Hills Cop 3.

- Your top three movies

are from the Beverly Hills cop franchise?

- Yup, but in an interesting order.

- Yup, but in an interesting order.

- Um, Titanic has to be an all-time favorite for me.

- Um, Titanic has to be an all-time favorite for me.

- Oh, I love it.

So good, so good.

So good, so good.

- Yeah, I've seen it like a million times.

- You haven't seen it a million times.

- I've seen it a million times, yeah.

- Okay, you can't have seen it a million times.

It's literally not possible.

It's literally not possible.

- It is.

- Do you know how old you'd have to be

- Do you know how old you'd have to be

to see it a million times, Laura?

- Like my age, because I've seen it a million times.

- Like my age, because I've seen it a million times.

- Okay, just admit it.

You haven't seen a million times.

Ooh, I would Rose, but that would be a lie, so...

Ooh, I would Rose, but that would be a lie, so...

- Okay. Oh, okay, fine.

- Okay. Oh, okay, fine.

Let's do the maths on that then.

Okay, so what, Titanic's three and a quarter hours long.

Okay, so what, Titanic's three and a quarter hours long.

- Yeah.

- Sure, okay, so times by million, yeah.

- Sure, okay, so times by million, yeah.

3,250,000 hours.

- Sounds about right.

- Sounds about right.

- So that's 135,416 days.

- So that's 135,416 days.

Divide that by the amount of, okay.

Divide that by the amount of, okay.

So 371 years.

So you're saying your 371 years old?

So you're saying your 371 years old?

- I'm 371 years old, yes.

- I'm 371 years old, yes.

- Really, really.

Yeah. Okay.

So even if you were 371 years old,

So even if you were 371 years old,

you'd have to be watching it like every second of every day

for your entire life.

for your entire life.

And you obviously haven't been doing that.

- I have.

- You're not watching it right now.

- You're not watching it right now.

- Ah, because I've seen it a million times.

- Ah, because I've seen it a million times.

- Okay. It wasn't even out 371 years ago, okay.

- Okay. It wasn't even out 371 years ago, okay.

Just admit it, admit it.

You haven't seen it a million times.

- Okay fine, I haven't seen it in a million times.

- Okay fine, I haven't seen it in a million times.

It's more like a hundred.

It's more like a hundred.

- Thank you. Okay.

It's all I'd want you to say.

I'm sorry I got worked up.

- But I have seen Pretty Woman a million times.

- But I have seen Pretty Woman a million times.

- Oh, I'm going to quit the show.

I'm going to quit the show.

- Ah, now that I have literally heard you say

- Ah, now that I have literally heard you say

a gazillion times.

- Well it's true this time, okay.

- Well it's true this time, okay.

This is the final straw.

So great to know you.

So great to know you.

Goodbye forever.

- Can you pick me up?

- Um, yup.

- Um, yup.

Okay.

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