Original subtitles

- [Announcer] Here's what you missed

last week on, "Funny Girls".

While the girls were stuck with the men,

While the girls were stuck with the men,

Rose and Laura was stuck in the studio

and tension overflowed.

- It hurts me when you make fun of me.

- It hurts me when you make fun of me.

- [Narrator] Pauline made a [man grunts]

stand against the men before kneeling for Gary.

- Be my second husband.

- Be my second husband.

- I will.

- What the [Beep].

- [Narrator] And that's what you missed.

- [Narrator] And that's what you missed.

[everyone laughing]

- Oh my god, it's so nice having you guys over.

- Oh my god, it's so nice having you guys over.

Me and Mark were just saying the other day,

why do we never have Jess and Jordan over anymore.

why do we never have Jess and Jordan over anymore.

- Oh, Sarah, in the car on the way here,

I turned to Jordan and I said,

I turned to Jordan and I said,

why don't we see these guys more, right Jordan.

- She's right.

- She's right.

Why don't we ever see you, bro?

- I have no idea.

Why do we never do this?

Why do we never do this?

- Oh, Sarah, this roast, perfection. [chuckles]

- Oh, Sarah, this roast, perfection. [chuckles]

- Aw.

- Oh, and Mark, great wine match.

You guys, why do we never do this?

You guys, why do we never do this?

- Why do we never do this?

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- Okay, ah, left hand blue.

[Mark and Jordan grunting]

[Mark and Jordan grunting]

[everyone laughs]

Why do we never do this?

Why do we never do this?

- Can't believe we watched five seasons of,

"The Wire" in one night, who are we. [chuckles]

"The Wire" in one night, who are we. [chuckles]

- Oh, let's watch, "Breaking Bad" next.

- [Jess, Jordan, And Mark] Yeah.

- [Jess, Jordan, And Mark] Yeah.

Why do we never do this?

[orchestral music]

Wow Jess, you've really captured him there.

Wow Jess, you've really captured him there.

- Why do we never do this?

[rock music] [needle buzzing]

[rock music] [needle buzzing]

- And that's the last one.

- Why do we never do-

♪ This ♪

♪ This ♪

- Guys we did it, the final note of our first album.

Why do we never do this!

Why do we never do this!

[rock music] [hands thudding]

- [Jess and Sarah] Why!

- [Jess and Sarah] Why!

♪ Do ♪

- [Jordan and Mark] We,

- [Jordan and Mark] We,

- Never!

- Do this.

Great trust exercise everyone.

Great trust exercise everyone.

Well Suze and I have an early start tomorrow

so how about the time to hit the hay yeah.

so how about the time to hit the hay yeah.

- Oh, actually, me and Jordan should probably

get going now too eh, but hey, such a great night guys.

get going now too eh, but hey, such a great night guys.

- Yeah.

- Why do we never do this.

- Why do we never do this. - I don't know.

- Why do we never do this. - I don't know.

- See ya. - See ya later.

- Bye.

- They are lovely.

- They are lovely.

- It was so nice.

- Yeah.

- Oh my god, they are so fucking boring.

- Oh my god, they are so fucking boring.

- Let's never do that again.

[electronic music]

♪ Funny Girls ♪

♪ Funny Girls ♪

[electronic music]

♪ Funny, what ♪

♪ Funny, what ♪

[electronic music]

♪ Funny Girls ♪

♪ Funny Girls ♪

[upbeat music]

[car horn honks]

[car horn honks]

- All right, "Funny Girls" season two, 'rette party,

- All right, "Funny Girls" season two, 'rette party,

can I get a holla?

[upbeat music]

I understand if you don't wanna holla.

I understand if you don't wanna holla.

We're on a bus.

Here's Pitbull featuring Sean Paul.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- Can't believe Pauline hands us

the worst ever 'rette party location,

and then doesn't even come.

and then doesn't even come.

- Okay, she's engaged now, what do you expect.

She's not gonna be a good friend, or a nice work mate,

She's not gonna be a good friend, or a nice work mate,

or a tolerable person,

but everyone seems to be having fun without her, honestly.

but everyone seems to be having fun without her, honestly.

Especially Kim and her parole officer.

Especially Kim and her parole officer.

I don't know why he's here.

You look amazing by the way, I have to just say that,

You look amazing by the way, I have to just say that,

right now. - Aw, thanks.

Hey, you look great too, considering you didn't know

it was the 'rette party today.

it was the 'rette party today.

- I knew.

- I've actually been saving this dress

for a special occasion.

for a special occasion.

It's the first big night since I broke up

with that 13 year old.

- Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

- And I am out to.

- Yeah, get it girl.

- I'm talkin' age of consent.

- I'm talkin' age of consent.

- Yeah, hopefully a given.

- I really need a [Beep] someone.

- I really need a [Beep] someone.

- Yeah, I know.

- Hey, baby!

Care to dance m'lady? [grunts]

Care to dance m'lady? [grunts]

- [Driver] Ah, we're here. [breaks squeaking]

- [Driver] Ah, we're here. [breaks squeaking]

[engine rumbling]

- You're late.

- You're late.

- Well how could we be late to our own party?

- Not everything is about you.

- Not everything is about you.

- I really think she's warming to me.

- I really think she's warming to me.

[bells dinging]

[organ playing]

- Surprise everybody, I'm getting married! [laughs]

- Surprise everybody, I'm getting married! [laughs]

- What, today?

- What, today?

- Well why not?

I mean, what a better way to end season two

I mean, what a better way to end season two

than with a big ol' wedding. [exhales]

than with a big ol' wedding. [exhales]

[hands clapping]

[electronic music]

[electronic music]

[gentle music]

[gentle music]

- Mom, dad.

- Well if it isn't our big city lawyer.

- Well if it isn't our big city lawyer.

- Hey.

Brody. [growls]

[everyone chuckles]

[everyone chuckles]

- These autumn leaves sure are falling.

[gentle music]

[gentle music]

- Melanie, you remember Tuck.

- Melanie, you remember Tuck.

[gentle music]

- I'm sorry to interrupt your dinner,

- I'm sorry to interrupt your dinner,

I just popped around to bring you this.

I whittled it myself.

I whittled it myself.

- It's an angel.

- So are you.

[Melanie exhales]

[Melanie exhales]

- There sure are a lot of autumn leaves this year.

[gentle music]

[gentle music]

[Tuck coughs]

[Tuck coughs]

- Oh, we really gotta do something

about these autumn leaves. [chuckles]

about these autumn leaves. [chuckles]

[gentle intense music]

[gentle intense music]

- I didn't know why I came back, until now.

- I didn't know why I came back, until now.

[gentle intense music]

[gentle intense music]

- Oh. [gentle brooding music]

- Oh. [gentle brooding music]

Are you serious, it that,

is that an autumn leaf inside?

is that an autumn leaf inside?

[gentle suspenseful music]

[gentle suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music]

[Tuck screams] [door thuds]

[Tuck screams] [door thuds]

[suspenseful music]

- They're trying to get in, so many leaves.

- They're trying to get in, so many leaves.

[Tuck grunts]

- Oh god, they're under the door.

- Oh god, they're under the door.

[rake thudding]

[rake thudding]

Where's Mom?

Where's Mom?

[suspenseful music]

- No! [yells]

- No! [yells]

- If we wanna to outsmart the leaves,

- If we wanna to outsmart the leaves,

we need to think like the leaves.

we need to think like the leaves.

- They've taken San Francisco.

- Oh my god.

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music]

No! Brody!

[gun fires]

[Dad coughing]

- He's one of them.

- He's one of them.

[gun clicks]

- Stop, no!

- Stop, no!

[intense music]

- Stop. [grunts]

- Stop. [grunts]

- Drive!

[intense music]

[person screaming]

[person screaming]

Stay still Tuck.

[intense music]

[intense music]

[gun fires] [suspenseful music]

[gun fires] [suspenseful music]

Don't make a sound.

[suspenseful music]

[Melanie and Tuck yelling] [intense music]

[Melanie and Tuck yelling] [intense music]

[gentle eerie music]

[electronic music]

[electronic music]

- [sighs] I [Beep] hate these internet trolls.

[bright music]

Can you see that.

Can you see that.

- You back to your bridge [Beep]. [chuckles]

- You back to your bridge [Beep]. [chuckles]

[electronic music]

[electronic music]

[drink burbling]

- Pauline, when you said you were gonna marry Gary,

I didn't think you meant the following week.

I didn't think you meant the following week.

- And I didn't think you'd have the audacity

to wear white to my wedding. [laughs]

to wear white to my wedding. [laughs]

Look, the venue came up last minute

because a funeral got canceled.

because a funeral got canceled.

Turned out the guy was alive.

I thought there's gotta be a sign, let's do this. [chuckles]

I thought there's gotta be a sign, let's do this. [chuckles]

Now the PowerPoint was Gary's idea.

Now the PowerPoint was Gary's idea.

It's made up of all the different photos

we've ever had together.

we've ever had together.

- And where did you get your dress,

it's, um, very vintage looking.

it's, um, very vintage looking.

- Yeah, well, it was a little last minute.

So I just asked Jasmine to hunt through the costume rack.

So I just asked Jasmine to hunt through the costume rack.

It's a, ah, I think it's a corpse bride.

It's a, ah, I think it's a corpse bride.

- I managed to find the latex wounds,

but we're gonna have to use toothpaste for the puss.

but we're gonna have to use toothpaste for the puss.

- Now Angela has done me an incredible two for one deal.

A professional makeup artist

A professional makeup artist

and licensed celebrate all for 50 bucks.

and licensed celebrate all for 50 bucks.

- I do it for love.

- Oh. [chuckles]

- Oh. [chuckles]

- [Rose and Laura] No, no.

- Not that, uh-uh.

- But she won't look very dead.

- That's probably a good thing on her wedding day.

- That's probably a good thing on her wedding day.

Gotta say Pauline, some of your fairy lights aren't working

Gotta say Pauline, some of your fairy lights aren't working

and one of the layers of your cake

is quite clearly a loaf of bread.

is quite clearly a loaf of bread.

[Pauline chuckles]

But I think you've nailed it, I'm so happy for you.

But I think you've nailed it, I'm so happy for you.

- I think I have, Rose.

I feel like everything's come together.

I feel like everything's come together.

Today I'm gonna marry the man that I love

Today I'm gonna marry the man that I love

and absolutely nothing is gonna stop me.

[door thuds]

[door thuds]

Oh [Beep] there's my ex-husband.

Oh [Beep] there's my ex-husband.

[Beep] it.

[electronic music] ♪ Ah, yeah ♪

♪ Funny Girls ♪

♪ Funny Girls ♪

[electronic music] ♪ Ah, yeah ♪

[electronic music] ♪ Ah, yeah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, yeah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, yeah ♪

♪ Funny Girls ♪

[gentle music] [keys jingling]

[gentle music] [keys jingling]

[upbeat music] [crowd murmuring]

[upbeat music] [crowd murmuring]

- Oh, he's out back.

- Come on, come here.

- Come on, come here.

What's he doing here?

What's he doing here?

- Oh, I thought you said to invite dad.

- No, I said don't invite your father.

- Well it was 50, 50 I guess.

- Well it was 50, 50 I guess.

[Pauline growls]

- Hi sweetie.

Pauline, congratulations.

Oh, I got you something for your big day.

Oh, I got you something for your big day.

- Oh, you didn't need to do that, that's very thoughtful.

- It's just, here.

- It's just, here.

- Oh, very [Beep] mature Paul.

- Mature, I'm not the one marrying someone

- Mature, I'm not the one marrying someone

I met a week ago.

- I don't have anything to prove to you.

You're just jealous.

[Paul laughs]

[Paul laughs]

- I'm not jealous.

You're gonna regret this,

just like you regretted letting me go.

just like you regretted letting me go.

- You divorced me.

- And I'll do it again if I could.

- And I'll do it again if I could.

Now, if you excuse me, I've got a wedding to attend.

- Yeah, it's my wedding ya bastard.

- Yeah, it's my wedding ya bastard.

Oh [Beep] oh [Beep].

Oh [Beep] oh [Beep].

Oh god, I made a mistake.

No, oh, he's right.

No, oh, he's right.

I'm wearing a [Beeping] Halloween costume.

- No, no, no, do not worry about him.

- No, no, no, do not worry about him.

Just forget about him.

Everything is gonna be fine.

We will sort everything.

- It's fine, it's gonna be amazing.

- It's fine, it's gonna be amazing.

It's gonna be beautiful,

and, and Laura can swap dresses with you, you know.

and, and Laura can swap dresses with you, you know.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Okay, we're gonna get another can of gin and juice.

- Okay, we're gonna get another can of gin and juice.

And then we're gonna get changed.

Let's go.

- Okay, [whispers indistinct]

- Okay, [whispers indistinct]

[electronic music]

[electronic music]

- Thank you Betsy.

Now if you may leave, myself and Ms. Fairfax

Now if you may leave, myself and Ms. Fairfax

have private matters to attend to.

[gentle string music]

[gentle string music]

Now dearest Elizabeth, never have I ever

Now dearest Elizabeth, never have I ever

left the house without the permission

left the house without the permission

of my father or husband. [gasps]

of my father or husband. [gasps]

[Elizabeth chuckles]

- I knew you would have my dear friend,

I just knew it. [laughs]

I just knew it. [laughs]

Now allow me to take the lead.

Never have I ever secretly shown my ankle

Never have I ever secretly shown my ankle

to a male suitor across the ballroom.

to a male suitor across the ballroom.

[cups tinkling]

[cups tinkling]

[Elizabeth chuckles]

[Elizabeth chuckles]

- Well I'm rather ashamed to say I have,

but my mother always said my most attractive feature

but my mother always said my most attractive feature

where my ankles, rather shapely.

Now, shall we step this competition up

Now, shall we step this competition up

to the next level?

- Oh, to the parlor?

- No, no, no, figuratively, I mean.

- No, no, no, figuratively, I mean.

Never have I ever had private relations,

Never have I ever had private relations,

no, no patient, dear friend.

Never have I ever had private relations

Never have I ever had private relations

with the town blacksmith.

with the town blacksmith.

[both gasps]

[both gasps]

[cups clinks]

- [Both] Snap. [chuckles]

- You didn't.

- You didn't.

- I've still got the stains to prove it.

Now shut up slut and answer me this.

Now shut up slut and answer me this.

Never have I ever kissed a fellow female, woman.

Never have I ever kissed a fellow female, woman.

[gentle string music]

- You're not drinking, my dear.

- Neither are you.

- I suppose there's some things we haven't done.

- I suppose there's some things we haven't done.

- I guess there are.

[cups thuds] [gentle string music]

[cups thuds] [gentle string music]

Show me your ankle.

Show me your ankle.

- Betsey are you there?

[feet thuds]

I think we might need some more tea.

I think we might need some more tea.

Miss Fairfax and I are rather thirsty today.

Miss Fairfax and I are rather thirsty today.

Ah, pray tell, were you listening in on

that whole conversation?

that whole conversation?

- Oh, no, no, no m'lady.

But, but may I say, I've also [Beep'd] the blacksmith.

But, but may I say, I've also [Beep'd] the blacksmith.

- [Both] Snap. [chuckles]

- [Both] Snap. [chuckles]

- Big wanger.

- Big wanger.

A+ would bang again.

Really gave my twat a real good lookin' at.

Really gave my twat a real good lookin' at.

Anyway, better go get sandwiches eh.

[electronic music]

[electronic music]

- The, ah, gentlemen over there ordered you this.

- The, ah, gentlemen over there ordered you this.

[romantic music]

[romantic music]

[woman moans] [woman sighs]

[woman moans] [woman sighs]

[romantic music] [woman smacking]

[romantic music] [woman smacking]

[romantic music] [woman smacking]

[electronic music]

[electronic music]

[gentle music] [mailbox thudding]

[gentle music] [mailbox thudding]

- Hm.

- Dear Mum, it's hard to find the words special enough

- Dear Mum, it's hard to find the words special enough

to thank you for all that you've done for me.

[gentle music]

[gentle music]

The sacrifices you've made.

The early mornings and the late nights.

The early mornings and the late nights.

[gentle music]

[gentle music]

I know it hasn't always been easy,

but you were always so gentle, so loving, so strong.

but you were always so gentle, so loving, so strong.

[hand knocking] [gentle music]

I admire you.

I admire you.

You're my hero and, [door creaks]

You're my hero and, [door creaks]

I love you mum.

And I wanted to come here in person

not only to thank you, but to give you these.

not only to thank you, but to give you these.

[gentle music]

[gentle music]

[gentle music cuts] - Oh, okay.

- Mum I thought you'd be a bit more happy.

- Mum I thought you'd be a bit more happy.

- It's just that [sighs] you wrote all that stuff

and it's incredible stuff, and it's all very true.

and it's incredible stuff, and it's all very true.

And then [gentle staccato music]

flowers?

flowers?

- Ah.

- Flowers you can just pick from the garden.

- Yeah, but I though-

- Yeah, but I though-

- I just figured that I birthed you from out of my vagina.

- I just figured that I birthed you from out of my vagina.

I mean right out of it.

But I guess these make up for all the stitches.

But I guess these make up for all the stitches.

- Oh [Beep].

- Oh [Beep].

- You think that's gross, I shat myself

and that was not the most traumatic part.

and that was not the most traumatic part.

- [Beep] Mum.

- You know your head is the same size

- You know your head is the same size

as it was when you were born.

You tore me into a semi circle.

You tore me into a semi circle.

There's just one hole down there now.

- Ugh, Mum. - There was so much blood,

- Ugh, Mum. - There was so much blood,

the doctor passed out and I had to deliver you on my own.

- That can't be true.

- That can't be true.

- I sat through every one of your stupid recitals,

- What. - Not to mention the thousands

- What. - Not to mention the thousands

of dollars I spent on toys, and clothes,

and keeping a roof over your head.

and keeping a roof over your head.

And the hours I spent restrengthening my pelvic floor.

And the hours I spent restrengthening my pelvic floor.

- TMI, TMI.

- Sarah bought her mother a Kindle Reader,

- Sarah bought her mother a Kindle Reader,

with an internal backlight, you can read it on the plane.

with an internal backlight, you can read it on the plane.

- They are pretty good.

- I am the laughing stock of our book club

- I am the laughing stock of our book club

and you're bringing me flowers.

Flowers!

- Okay, I'll get you a Kindle.

- Okay, I'll get you a Kindle.

- Oh no, [bouquet rustles]

I know what I'm worth to you now.

I know what I'm worth to you now.

- Well, can I still come in?

- Yes.

- Yes.

- Cool.

I brought my laundry.

[gentle staccato music]

[gentle staccato music]

[sniffs] Oh, what's for din-dins?

[sniffs] Oh, what's for din-dins?

[electronic music] ♪ Ah, yeah ♪

♪ Funny Girls ♪

♪ Funny Girls ♪

[electronic music] ♪ Ah, yeah ♪

[electronic music] ♪ Ah, yeah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, yeah ♪

♪ Funny Girls ♪

♪ Funny Girls ♪

[orchestral music]

- I just love her man.

- I just love her man.

I love you Brittney!

♪ Oh when I look into your eyes ♪

♪ Oh when I look into your eyes ♪

♪ I see my future ♪

♪ I see my future ♪

♪ Reflecting back on me ♪

♪ Reflecting back on me ♪

♪ My love for you is endless ♪

♪ My love for you is endless ♪

♪ Pauline, Gary loves you ♪

♪ Pauline, Gary loves you ♪

♪ And Gary loves Pauline ♪

♪ And Gary loves Pauline ♪

[guests applauding]

[guests applauding]

- Thank you for singing Rose,

- Thank you for singing Rose,

even though no one asked you to.

even though no one asked you to.

- Woo!

- Very brave of you to do an unaccompanied original.

We are gathered here to celebrate the union

of Pauline Swank and Garry Bank.

of Pauline Swank and Garry Bank.

- Is their last name gonna be Swank Bank?

- Is their last name gonna be Swank Bank?

- I object!

I object!

I object!

- We don't actually do that anymore.

- You can't get married Pauline because we're still married,

- You can't get married Pauline because we're still married,

I never signed the divorce papers.

- Why yes you did, you divorced me.

- Why yes you did, you divorced me.

- Dad, this is a speeding ticket.

- Dad, this is a speeding ticket.

- Well I'm not paying it and you can't make me.

You're being an idiot Pauline.

You can't marry this clown.

You can't marry this clown.

- Hey!

Why don't you shut up mate.

Why don't you shut up mate.

I'll have you know that Pauline and Greg

are close personal friends of mine,

are close personal friends of mine,

and I think they are beautiful humans

and I think they are beautiful humans

and they deserve each other.

And also, it's not cool for you to tell Pauline or any woman

And also, it's not cool for you to tell Pauline or any woman

anywhere, anyhow, who she can or can't marry.

anywhere, anyhow, who she can or can't marry.

All right, that is her choice.

All right, that is her choice.

- You know what, that is the first feminist thing

you have said all year.

you have said all year.

[men applauding]

Yeah, and now you just ruined it by applauding him.

Yeah, and now you just ruined it by applauding him.

[Beep] good work.

- I love you Pauline!

- I love you Pauline!

- No you don't.

You just messed up on demon jizz, Paul.

- [Beep] you!

- [Beep] you!

- Hey, [Beep] you!

[crowd indistinct chattering]

[crowd indistinct chattering]

♪ And sometimes it's family ♪

♪ And sometimes it's family ♪

[Pauline whistling]

[Pauline whistling]

- Okay everybody listen up,

I am here today to marry this beautiful man.

I am here today to marry this beautiful man.

And if you don't like it, well tough

And if you don't like it, well tough

because we already did the paperwork this afternoon,

and this is purely for show.

and this is purely for show.

- Come dad let's get out of here.

[Paul groaning]

[Paul groaning]

- Gary, I love you.

- I Love you too Pauline.

- I Love you too Pauline.

In fact, me and the boys,

we threw together a little flash mob for you.

we threw together a little flash mob for you.

Take it away Ang.

[feet tapping]

[feet tapping]

[button clicks]

[button clicks]

[singers vocalizing]

[singers vocalizing]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music continues]

[upbeat music continues]

♪ Hey I got a lot of faith in you ♪

♪ Hey I got a lot of faith in you ♪

♪ Hey I got a lot of faith in you ♪

♪ I'll stick with you cause ♪

♪ That's the bottom line ♪

♪ That's the bottom line ♪

♪ Yeah, I had a lot of fun don't you ♪

♪ Yeah, I had a lot of fun don't you ♪

♪ And living with you is a ball of a time ♪

♪ And living with you is a ball of a time ♪

♪ Howdy Angel ♪

♪ Howdy Angel ♪

♪ Where did you hide your wings ♪

♪ Where did you hide your wings ♪

♪ Her love shines over my horizon ♪

♪ Her love shines over my horizon ♪

- Wow.

♪ Slice of heaven ♪

♪ Slice of heaven ♪

Well, I can't really top that,

Well, I can't really top that,

so I guess it's time to kiss the groom.

- [Guests] Aww.

- Security!

[electronic music]

- And I'd put the apostrophe

- And I'd put the apostrophe

so it was your not you are. [laughs]

- You've had too much.

- You've had too much.

- Oh, did you want a drink?

- Oh yeah, I'd love a Coke, thanks.

- Oh yeah, I'd love a Coke, thanks.

Oh, do you have diet?

Oh, do you have diet?

- Oh.

[can cracks]

[can cracks]

[Coke spattering]

[Coke spattering]

There. [exhales]

There. [exhales]

Right, yeah.

Right, yeah.

[paper rustles]

Good.

Good.

[electronic music]

- There's absolutely no reason to be embarrassed about this.

- There's absolutely no reason to be embarrassed about this.

If we go in on your past,

we'll have to do this with your mother at some stage,

you just happened to be a bit earlier than the rest of them.

you just happened to be a bit earlier than the rest of them.

- Mum, everyone can hear, you're practically shouting.

- Mum, everyone can hear, you're practically shouting.

- No dear, there's no reason to be embarrassed.

This is such an exciting time in a young woman's life.

This is such an exciting time in a young woman's life.

- Mum.

[bell dings]

[bell dings]

- Hi, is there anything I can help you with today?

- Yes, thank you.

- Yes, thank you.

- As you can see, my daughter is blossoming

into a beautiful young woman and we are here today

into a beautiful young woman and we are here today

buying madam's very first- - Mum.

- Oh, it's fine, I totally get it, we've all been there.

- Oh, it's fine, I totally get it, we've all been there.

How about I pick out some options

How about I pick out some options

and we can see how they fit.

- That would be fantastic.

- That would be fantastic.

- Do I have to try them on?

[bright music]

[bright music]

- Oh, it's beautiful, isn't it.

- Oh, it's beautiful, isn't it.

The Big Bitty has been one of this year's best sellers.

The Big Bitty has been one of this year's best sellers.

- Oh my gosh, this is exactly what I used

- Oh my gosh, this is exactly what I used

to wear in the '70s.

- Vintage is really in at the moment.

- Vintage is really in at the moment.

- Oh, I should have kept all my old stuff,

would have saved us a fortune.

would have saved us a fortune.

- Mum, stop please, you're embarrassing me.

- Mum, stop please, you're embarrassing me.

- Give me a shout out if you need any help with the fit.

Oh, and how did you go there, ma'am?

Oh, and how did you go there, ma'am?

- Oh, I tried them all on,

but none of them really screamed me, you know.

but none of them really screamed me, you know.

- Absolutely, no problem.

- Where should I put these?

- Ah, just leave them on the rack

- Ah, just leave them on the rack

and I'll hang them back up later.

- Come out and show me when you've got it on love.

- Come out and show me when you've got it on love.

- Leave me alone.

- Wow.

That's looks like a great fit on you, ma'am.

That's looks like a great fit on you, ma'am.

- Yeah, it was hard to tell on the rack,

but I fell in love with it as soon as I tried it on.

but I fell in love with it as soon as I tried it on.

- Okay, and how is she going in there?

- She's refusing to show me.

- She's refusing to show me.

- Might just help if I pop in and check it out.

Oh that's a great fit on you.

Oh that's a great fit on you.

- Oh, come out and have a walk around the store, love,

- Oh, come out and have a walk around the store, love,

just to check that it's comfy.

- Trust me, it's fine mum.

- But I just want to see my baby in her first tampon.

- But I just want to see my baby in her first tampon.

[register dings]

- Righty-o, that's $12 for this one.

- Righty-o, that's $12 for this one.

- Well, now that's the awkward bit done.

Should we go treat ourselves

Should we go treat ourselves

and have our ass holes bleached?

- Thanks Mum, that'd be amazing.

[feet thudding]

- Security!

Security!

[bell dings]

[bell dings]

Stop that woman, she's shoplifting!

[electronic music]

[electronic music]

[bright music]

- Hey, hey, play, "The Gay Gardens".

- Hey, hey, play, "The Gay Gardens".

- I say, do.

- I'm sorry, but I don't do requests.

- I'm sorry, but I don't do requests.

- But I have the sheet music in my bag.

- But I have the sheet music in my bag.

- I am sorry, Lady Longsbottom, but we cannot do requests.

- I am sorry, Lady Longsbottom, but we cannot do requests.

- But it's my friend's birthday.

- It's my birthday today. [burps]

- It's my birthday today. [burps]

[pianist gasping]

[pianist gasping]

[electronic music]

- [Guests] Woo.

- [Guests] Woo.

- [Guests] Woo.

Woo.

- Hey guys, I just wanna say a big thank you,

this year has been something special.

this year has been something special.

- Aw, that's so sweet.

What're doing talk to us though,

go consummate your marriage.

go consummate your marriage.

- Yeah, someone better get laid in that dress tonight.

- Well, I actually just consummated the marriage

- Well, I actually just consummated the marriage

in the bathroom five minutes ago, so. [laughs]

in the bathroom five minutes ago, so. [laughs]

- Is that why your back's so sweaty?

- Oh, bouquet throw.

- Oh, bouquet throw.

[guests exclaims]

One, two, three.

[bouquet thuds]

- Okay guys, I am gonna call you about next season

- Okay guys, I am gonna call you about next season

because I've got the plans.

Big plans!

Big plans!

- Wait, hang on, is there another season?

- Ah, don't call us during the honeymoon.

- Ah, don't call us during the honeymoon.

- Brit, you're not supposed to throw fried rice.

- Brit, you're not supposed to throw fried rice.

- It's all I had.

- Welcome aboard the party bus.

[guests cheering]

[guests cheering]

- Oh yeah.

- Weddings eh, emotions running high. [chuckles]

- Weddings eh, emotions running high. [chuckles]

You look really breathtaking by the way.

- I'm so sorry, I don't know who you are, sorry. [chuckles]

- I'm so sorry, I don't know who you are, sorry. [chuckles]

- I'm the security guard.

- I'm the security guard.

- Can you imagine doing another season of this show?

- God no, it'd be a nightmare.

- God no, it'd be a nightmare.

- I mean, we are best friends now,

so maybe it would be kind of cool.

- Yeah, and maybe, it might be the Demon Jizz talking,

- Yeah, and maybe, it might be the Demon Jizz talking,

and we had a lot of ups and downs this year,

but I would do season three with you.

- I should quit Tween model

- I should quit Tween model

and we should focus on this full time.

- Honestly, I could quit my gym membership

- Honestly, I could quit my gym membership

'cause I was gonna do that anyway.

This is an amazing idea.

- We should go home and get started on-

- We should go home and get started on-

- Hey, no running on the bus.

[women squealing]

[women squealing]

Just kidding, it's a party bus, run all you like.

[guests laughing]

♪ Hello darkness my old friend ♪

♪ Hello darkness my old friend ♪

♪ I've come to talk with you again ♪

♪ I've come to talk with you again ♪

♪ Because a vision softly creeping ♪

♪ Because a vision softly creeping ♪

♪ Because a vision softly creeping ♪

♪ Left its seeds while I was sleeping ♪

♪ Left its seeds while I was sleeping ♪

♪ And the vision that was planted in my brain ♪

♪ And the vision that was planted in my brain ♪

- Ah sorry, that was probably the wrong, ah, music choice.

I'll try again.

I'll try again.

[guests laughing] [singer vocalizing]

[guests laughing] [singer vocalizing]

[guests laughing] [singer vocalizing]

[singer vocalizing] [upbeat music]

[singer vocalizing] [upbeat music]

[singer vocalizing] [upbeat music]

- [Narrator] Thanks so much New Zealand On Air

- [Narrator] Thanks so much New Zealand On Air

for, "Funny Girls" season two.

See you in season three, right, [chuckles] right?

See you in season three, right, [chuckles] right?

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