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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:09,160 - Here's what you missed last week on Funny Girls: 2 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:11,070 Planet Becky accused the girls of being racist. 3 00:00:11,070 --> 00:00:11,136 Kim and Zara boycotted the show. 4 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:12,220 Kim and Zara boycotted the show. 5 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:14,848 Pauline cracked on to IT guy, Gary. 6 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:15,010 Pauline cracked on to IT guy, Gary. 7 00:00:15,010 --> 00:00:16,200 And Rose and Laura got tune hounded. 8 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:17,220 - Is that good or bad? 9 00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:18,560 - And that's what you missed. 10 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,180 - And that's what you missed. 11 00:00:19,180 --> 00:00:22,060 [Opera music] 12 00:00:22,060 --> 00:00:22,272 [indistinct chatter] 13 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:25,090 [indistinct chatter] 14 00:00:26,130 --> 00:00:29,000 - Alright team, I'd like to make an announcement, 15 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:29,696 and don't worry. 16 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:30,070 and don't worry. 17 00:00:30,070 --> 00:00:32,020 No, I'm not pregnant. Although I could be, 18 00:00:32,020 --> 00:00:33,170 if you know what I mean. 19 00:00:33,170 --> 00:00:33,408 [laughs awkwardly] 20 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:36,130 [laughs awkwardly] 21 00:00:36,130 --> 00:00:37,120 [sighs] 22 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:37,220 [sighs] 23 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:40,080 I've been having quite a bit of sex, recently. 24 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:40,832 - We get it, Pauline. 25 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:41,160 - We get it, Pauline. 26 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:43,200 That's not appropriate to talk about at work. 27 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,544 - But, are you not using protection? 28 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,020 - But, are you not using protection? 29 00:00:46,020 --> 00:00:47,090 - Hey! 30 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:48,050 Don't tell her what to do with her body. 31 00:00:48,050 --> 00:00:48,256 [Everybody]- Shut up! 32 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:49,170 [Everybody]- Shut up! 33 00:00:49,170 --> 00:00:51,140 - Personally, I'm very sex positive and Pauline, 34 00:00:51,140 --> 00:00:51,968 I would love to hear about you're exploits. 35 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:53,130 I would love to hear about you're exploits. 36 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:55,030 - You're a [Beep] creep! 37 00:00:55,030 --> 00:00:55,680 - Guys! 38 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:56,150 - Guys! 39 00:00:56,150 --> 00:00:59,040 This is becoming a really toxic environment to work in. 40 00:00:59,040 --> 00:00:59,392 I spit in your coffee every day 41 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,070 I spit in your coffee every day 42 00:01:00,070 --> 00:01:01,140 Did you know that? 43 00:01:01,140 --> 00:01:03,104 - Wow. You know? There's a special place in hell 44 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:03,130 - Wow. You know? There's a special place in hell 45 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:05,140 for women who don't support other women. 46 00:01:05,140 --> 00:01:06,816 - You're not a [Beep] woman. 47 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:07,030 - You're not a [Beep] woman. 48 00:01:07,030 --> 00:01:10,070 [arguing indistinctly] 49 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:14,060 - Okay. Hey! Hey! Shut up! 50 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:14,240 Hey! Shush! 51 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,140 Hey! Shush! 52 00:01:15,140 --> 00:01:17,952 Okay. This, this is really unprofessional. 53 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:18,040 Okay. This, this is really unprofessional. 54 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:21,080 Now, Brynley, I believe there was something 55 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:21,664 you were trying to say. 56 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:22,120 you were trying to say. 57 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:25,376 [pause] 58 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:27,220 [pause] 59 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:29,089 - Thank you, camera guy. 60 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,190 - Thank you, camera guy. 61 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:32,060 - [whispering] Who's that guy? 62 00:01:32,060 --> 00:01:32,801 - And he's right. The fighting has to stop. 63 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,090 - And he's right. The fighting has to stop. 64 00:01:35,090 --> 00:01:36,513 How are we supposed to make a television show 65 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:37,160 How are we supposed to make a television show 66 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:40,030 when we can't even come together as a team? 67 00:01:40,030 --> 00:01:40,225 from now on, we are gonna bond. 68 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,150 from now on, we are gonna bond. 69 00:01:42,150 --> 00:01:43,937 We're gonna love one another. 70 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:44,040 We're gonna love one another. 71 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:47,130 And we're going to come together as a whanau. 72 00:01:47,130 --> 00:01:47,649 Because that's what matters. 73 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,150 Because that's what matters. 74 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:50,180 Family first! 75 00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:51,361 [scroll unfolds] 76 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:54,150 [scroll unfolds] 77 00:01:55,210 --> 00:01:57,220 - Pauline, Where did you get that from? 78 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:00,030 - Church fair. Why? 79 00:02:03,170 --> 00:02:06,040 Okay. Okay. Okay. Same words, different meanings. 80 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:06,209 But you know what I've done? 81 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:07,160 But you know what I've done? 82 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,230 I have decided to organize a game of social netball 83 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:09,921 so we can come together as a team. 84 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:11,090 so we can come together as a team. 85 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:13,633 [indistinct chatter] 86 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:14,110 [indistinct chatter] 87 00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:21,040 - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 88 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:21,057 Enough of the negativity. 89 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:23,100 Enough of the negativity. 90 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:24,769 We are gonna be positive about this. 91 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:25,200 We are gonna be positive about this. 92 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,080 We are gonna be pro things. 93 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,481 We're gonna be-pro each other, 94 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:29,090 We're gonna be-pro each other, 95 00:02:29,090 --> 00:02:32,000 pro sport, pro love. 96 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:32,193 You could even say we're going to be Pro life. 97 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:35,905 You could even say we're going to be Pro life. 98 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:36,160 You could even say we're going to be Pro life. 99 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,130 - You have another banner, don't you? 100 00:02:43,190 --> 00:02:43,329 - Let's hear it for net ball! 101 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:47,041 - Let's hear it for net ball! 102 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:47,100 - Let's hear it for net ball! 103 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,220 [theme music] 104 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:58,178 - [Narrator] Stuck For Life, 105 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,150 - [Narrator] Stuck For Life, 106 00:02:59,150 --> 00:03:01,190 was filmed in front of a live studio audience. 107 00:03:01,190 --> 00:03:01,890 - The twins were great at the recital tonight, weren't they? 108 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:04,160 - The twins were great at the recital tonight, weren't they? 109 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,602 - Oh yeah. 110 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:06,050 - Oh yeah. 111 00:03:06,050 --> 00:03:08,100 Hey, you don't think they heard me snoring, do you? 112 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,314 - Jim, I don't think there was a person alive 113 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,120 - Jim, I don't think there was a person alive 114 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,000 who didn't hear your snoring. 115 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:16,140 - Ah! I wondered why your mother was scowling at me. 116 00:03:16,140 --> 00:03:16,738 - Are you kidding? 117 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,010 - Are you kidding? 118 00:03:18,010 --> 00:03:19,210 That was probably her favorite part of the show. 119 00:03:21,170 --> 00:03:24,060 It's so nice to get some peace and quiet. 120 00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:24,162 [loud scream] 121 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:27,080 [loud scream] 122 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:27,874 - Jim. I told you not to give them sugar before bedtime, 123 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,070 - Jim. I told you not to give them sugar before bedtime, 124 00:03:30,070 --> 00:03:31,150 it makes them crazy. 125 00:03:31,150 --> 00:03:31,586 - Nah, that's a myth. 126 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:33,070 - Nah, that's a myth. 127 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:35,298 [loud scream] 128 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:36,060 [loud scream] 129 00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:38,210 He's just excited about brushing his teeth. 130 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:39,010 - I hate brushing my teeth! 131 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,090 - I hate brushing my teeth! 132 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:44,230 - Jim, if you're always the good guy, 133 00:03:44,230 --> 00:03:46,120 it makes me the bad one. 134 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:46,434 - Oh, that's not true 135 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:48,010 - Oh, that's not true 136 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,080 - BED! 137 00:03:55,050 --> 00:03:56,180 - Hey, that's not my responsibility. 138 00:03:56,180 --> 00:03:57,570 I wanted to stop after we had the first one. 139 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,080 I wanted to stop after we had the first one. 140 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,282 - Well, I tried to return them, but they said no refunds. 141 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:03,010 - Well, I tried to return them, but they said no refunds. 142 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:04,994 - And I told you, you should've kept that receipt. 143 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:06,010 - And I told you, you should've kept that receipt. 144 00:04:06,010 --> 00:04:08,150 - Well, I'll remember that for the next one. 145 00:04:08,150 --> 00:04:08,706 - Next one? Sure, shop is always closed for business. 146 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:12,418 - Next one? Sure, shop is always closed for business. 147 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,150 - Next one? Sure, shop is always closed for business. 148 00:04:15,010 --> 00:04:16,100 - Well, you keep coming outside of opening hours. 149 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,842 - Oh, but I'm so close to completing my customer loyalty. 150 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:21,090 - Oh, but I'm so close to completing my customer loyalty. 151 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:23,554 - Nuh-uh. 152 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:24,110 - Nuh-uh. 153 00:04:24,110 --> 00:04:25,200 No sugar before bedtime. 154 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,267 - Oh! God! Why does everything have to be a joke? 155 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,180 - Oh! God! Why does everything have to be a joke? 156 00:04:31,050 --> 00:04:32,180 - I don't know. 157 00:04:32,180 --> 00:04:34,691 Okay. It's tiring, though. 158 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:35,030 Okay. It's tiring, though. 159 00:04:35,030 --> 00:04:37,070 - Forget it. Let's just go to bed. 160 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:38,403 - Yeah, we had a big day! 161 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,000 - Yeah, we had a big day! 162 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,100 - Yeah. We've all had big days. 163 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:42,060 - Yeah. 164 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:51,060 Are we happy? 165 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:53,251 - Honestly, I don't know. 166 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,230 - Honestly, I don't know. 167 00:04:58,110 --> 00:05:00,130 - I think we should have some time apart. 168 00:05:02,230 --> 00:05:03,220 [bouncy music plays] 169 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:04,387 ♪ He likes beer and football♪ 170 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:05,130 ♪ He likes beer and football♪ 171 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:07,200 ♪ She's at home with the kids♪ 172 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,099 ♪ They're together forever♪ 173 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:09,210 ♪ They're together forever♪ 174 00:05:09,210 --> 00:05:11,230 ♪ Cause that's the way it is♪ 175 00:05:11,230 --> 00:05:11,811 ♪ You can't turn back time♪ 176 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,130 ♪ You can't turn back time♪ 177 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:14,120 ♪ No, you cannot♪ 178 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,210 ♪ You're just stuck for life♪ 179 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:15,523 ♪ Stuck for life♪ 180 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:19,235 ♪ Stuck for life♪ 181 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:20,210 ♪ Stuck for life♪ 182 00:05:21,150 --> 00:05:22,190 [upbeat music plays] 183 00:05:22,190 --> 00:05:22,947 [crowd cheering] 184 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:25,030 [crowd cheering] 185 00:05:25,030 --> 00:05:26,659 - Thank you. Thank you. 186 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:27,000 - Thank you. Thank you. 187 00:05:28,130 --> 00:05:30,030 - Every once in a while, 188 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:30,371 there's a revolutionary product that changes everything. 189 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:34,070 there's a revolutionary product that changes everything. 190 00:05:34,070 --> 00:05:34,083 Today is one of those days, and I am so excited 191 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:37,795 Today is one of those days, and I am so excited 192 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:39,070 Today is one of those days, and I am so excited 193 00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:41,507 to bring you the first official information about the Seven. 194 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:43,220 to bring you the first official information about the Seven. 195 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:45,219 With the Four, we got rid of the buttons. 196 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:47,170 With the Four, we got rid of the buttons. 197 00:05:47,170 --> 00:05:48,931 With the Five, we put the buttons back on. 198 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:50,140 With the Five, we put the buttons back on. 199 00:05:50,140 --> 00:05:52,643 With the Six, we made it a little bit smaller. 200 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:53,200 With the Six, we made it a little bit smaller. 201 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,220 And now, with the Seven, 202 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:56,356 we've made it a little bit bigger, once again. 203 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,080 we've made it a little bit bigger, once again. 204 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,068 [crowd cheering] 205 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,150 [crowd cheering] 206 00:06:01,150 --> 00:06:03,780 We've even taken out the headphone jack, 207 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:04,040 We've even taken out the headphone jack, 208 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,100 just to change things up a little bit more. 209 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:07,492 [amused-crowd noises] 210 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:08,090 [amused-crowd noises] 211 00:06:08,090 --> 00:06:09,010 Would you like to see it? 212 00:06:09,010 --> 00:06:10,190 [crowd cheering] 213 00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:11,204 Then here it is! 214 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,040 Then here it is! 215 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,070 Say hello, to the Seven! 216 00:06:15,130 --> 00:06:18,180 [crowd cheering] 217 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:18,628 - It's so beautiful! 218 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,060 - It's so beautiful! 219 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:22,340 - It has 18 speed settings, a 200 gigabyte hard drive, 220 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,190 - It has 18 speed settings, a 200 gigabyte hard drive, 221 00:06:26,070 --> 00:06:28,150 twice the battery life, and we've even removed the camera. 222 00:06:28,150 --> 00:06:29,764 Turns out nobody wanted those pictures. 223 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:30,230 Turns out nobody wanted those pictures. 224 00:06:32,060 --> 00:06:33,476 It's also completely waterproof. 225 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,060 It's also completely waterproof. 226 00:06:36,170 --> 00:06:37,188 - It's like a spaceship for your vagina! 227 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,220 - It's like a spaceship for your vagina! 228 00:06:39,220 --> 00:06:40,900 - To be honest they'd fit, just hanging a bit long. 229 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:41,200 - To be honest they'd fit, just hanging a bit long. 230 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,080 - The Seven is going to make everything 231 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:44,612 you've ever owned before obsolete. 232 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:47,220 you've ever owned before obsolete. 233 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,036 This is the most cutting edge device on the market. 234 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:55,748 This is the most cutting edge device on the market. 235 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:56,010 This is the most cutting edge device on the market. 236 00:06:56,010 --> 00:06:57,010 - Can I get one, mom? 237 00:06:57,010 --> 00:06:58,090 - If you do well in maths. 238 00:06:58,090 --> 00:06:59,460 - It is a new dawn! 239 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:00,090 - It is a new dawn! 240 00:07:00,090 --> 00:07:01,170 [crowd cheering] 241 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:02,130 The Seven! 242 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,884 - I want it in me! [tearing up] 243 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:07,040 - I want it in me! [tearing up] 244 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,100 I want it in me! 245 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:10,040 - I'm really looking forward to the Eight! 246 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:10,596 [laughs] 247 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,070 [laughs] 248 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:18,020 [bouncy techno beats] 249 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:19,180 [bouncy techno beats] 250 00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:21,220 [upbeat music plays] 251 00:07:21,220 --> 00:07:21,732 - Yeah. Well, your mom is so ugly, 252 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:24,070 - Yeah. Well, your mom is so ugly, 253 00:07:24,070 --> 00:07:25,445 she tried enter an ugly competition 254 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,230 she tried enter an ugly competition 255 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:29,157 and they said "Sorry, no professionals." 256 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:29,180 and they said "Sorry, no professionals." 257 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:31,090 [cheering] 258 00:07:31,090 --> 00:07:32,050 - Oh nice! 259 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:35,170 [upbeat music plays] 260 00:07:35,170 --> 00:07:36,220 Ho! 261 00:07:36,220 --> 00:07:36,581 Your mom is so dumb that she died 262 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,150 Your mom is so dumb that she died 263 00:07:38,150 --> 00:07:40,230 of starvation at the supermarket. 264 00:07:40,230 --> 00:07:40,293 Whoa! [cheering] 265 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:44,005 Whoa! [cheering] 266 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,140 Whoa! [cheering] 267 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:49,200 - She did actually. 268 00:07:51,010 --> 00:07:51,429 It's a really tough time for our family, 269 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,170 It's a really tough time for our family, 270 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:55,030 and the story was all over the news, 271 00:07:55,030 --> 00:07:55,141 I'm surprised you didn't hear about it. 272 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,150 I'm surprised you didn't hear about it. 273 00:07:56,150 --> 00:07:58,853 We're in a really long ongoing battle with the supermarket. 274 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,050 We're in a really long ongoing battle with the supermarket. 275 00:08:00,050 --> 00:08:01,120 Really tough to pay the legal fees. 276 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,565 So our family is just falling apart, really. 277 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,170 So our family is just falling apart, really. 278 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,277 So maybe a think before you speak, yeah? 279 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:07,040 So maybe a think before you speak, yeah? 280 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:09,989 I can never go back to a super market. 281 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:10,180 I can never go back to a super market. 282 00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:12,030 - Yeah, that's alright. 283 00:08:12,030 --> 00:08:13,701 [bouncy techno beats] 284 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:15,110 [bouncy techno beats] 285 00:08:15,110 --> 00:08:17,413 [violins playing] 286 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:18,070 [violins playing] 287 00:08:22,010 --> 00:08:23,210 - I am so excited to play tonight. 288 00:08:23,210 --> 00:08:24,837 I feel like I haven't left the studio in forever. 289 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,100 I feel like I haven't left the studio in forever. 290 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:27,140 - Yeah, actually how'd you do that 291 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,200 with the ankle bracelets still on? 292 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:28,549 - Oh, I just asked my parole officer 293 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,020 - Oh, I just asked my parole officer 294 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:31,100 and he said it was totally fine. 295 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:32,261 He even came tonight to show his support. 296 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:34,020 He even came tonight to show his support. 297 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:35,973 I think he has a huge crush on me. 298 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:36,060 I think he has a huge crush on me. 299 00:08:36,060 --> 00:08:38,140 - Oh well, I can see why Pauline signed us up for this. 300 00:08:38,140 --> 00:08:39,685 - Is it Gary from IT? 301 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:40,100 - Is it Gary from IT? 302 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,050 - Oh, here they are. 303 00:08:43,050 --> 00:08:43,397 Okay guys bunch up, bunch up! 304 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:45,090 Okay guys bunch up, bunch up! 305 00:08:48,010 --> 00:08:50,200 Darndest thing! Turns out that Gary here from work, 306 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:50,821 actually refs these indoor netball games 307 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:53,030 actually refs these indoor netball games 308 00:08:53,030 --> 00:08:54,534 on a Wednesday night. What are the chances? 309 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,070 on a Wednesday night. What are the chances? 310 00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:58,160 - Well, very high, soon as you guys are clearly together. 311 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:58,246 - Okay. So should we mix the boys and girls into two teams. 312 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:01,958 - Okay. So should we mix the boys and girls into two teams. 313 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,160 - Okay. So should we mix the boys and girls into two teams. 314 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,670 - Actually, Pauline, we don't really see gender. 315 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,210 - Actually, Pauline, we don't really see gender. 316 00:09:07,210 --> 00:09:09,382 So we thought might be a bit pointless mixing us up. 317 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,080 So we thought might be a bit pointless mixing us up. 318 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:13,030 - Yeah. Doesn't seem very fair. 319 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:13,094 - So we're not mixing up teams. 320 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,080 - So we're not mixing up teams. 321 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,160 - We're all wearing the same t-shirts 322 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:16,806 so it's kind of like we're in a team already. 323 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,150 so it's kind of like we're in a team already. 324 00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:20,090 - Wow I'd rather not look like an idiot. 325 00:09:20,090 --> 00:09:20,518 So that's cool with me. 326 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,060 So that's cool with me. 327 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:24,070 - Just because there's no one next to me that 328 00:09:24,070 --> 00:09:24,230 I am still a feminist even though... 329 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,170 I am still a feminist even though... 330 00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:31,000 - Okay. Let's just go boys versus girls. 331 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:31,654 Okay? 332 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:32,000 Okay? 333 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,010 And so for captains 334 00:09:33,010 --> 00:09:35,366 - Me, me, me, me, me. 335 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:36,050 - Me, me, me, me, me. 336 00:09:36,050 --> 00:09:37,110 - Okay? 337 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,090 - If you need, if you do need, if you want me to, 338 00:09:38,090 --> 00:09:39,078 if you want me to. 339 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:39,220 if you want me to. 340 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:41,100 I do want you to. 341 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:42,790 Um, okay captains. We've got rose and we have got Nick. 342 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,210 Um, okay captains. We've got rose and we have got Nick. 343 00:09:44,210 --> 00:09:46,502 So let's bib up and get going. 344 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,090 So let's bib up and get going. 345 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:50,214 - Just remember this is just a game and we get to have win. 346 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:53,050 - Just remember this is just a game and we get to have win. 347 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:53,926 - You mean have fun. 348 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,040 - You mean have fun. 349 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,638 - Yeah, yes but there is nothing more fun 350 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:58,080 - Yeah, yes but there is nothing more fun 351 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,230 than winning as we all know. 352 00:09:59,230 --> 00:10:01,170 So follow my leadership out there 353 00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:01,350 Stay alert. Okay. 354 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:03,170 Stay alert. Okay. 355 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,150 Hands in! 356 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:05,062 Winning on one, two and three. 357 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,040 Winning on one, two and three. 358 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,050 One, two, three 359 00:10:07,050 --> 00:10:08,140 - [everyone]Win! 360 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:08,774 - One, two, three 361 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:09,190 - One, two, three 362 00:10:09,190 --> 00:10:12,486 - [everyone] Smash the patriarchy! 363 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:13,200 - [everyone] Smash the patriarchy! 364 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,190 - Get ready to lose 365 00:10:16,190 --> 00:10:16,198 - Ready to be respected as an equal. 366 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:18,150 - Ready to be respected as an equal. 367 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,110 - Ahh God. 368 00:10:19,110 --> 00:10:19,910 [whistle blows] 369 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:20,170 [whistle blows] 370 00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:23,623 [techno bouncy music] 371 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,020 [techno bouncy music] 372 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:27,020 - My Really Real Baby eats real food. 373 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:27,335 - I feel like a real mommy. 374 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,150 - I feel like a real mommy. 375 00:10:28,150 --> 00:10:31,047 - Cries real tears and has really real consequences. 376 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:33,050 - Cries real tears and has really real consequences. 377 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:34,759 - Poo, that stinks Really Real Baby. 378 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,020 - Poo, that stinks Really Real Baby. 379 00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:38,471 - She's hungry. Better give her a bottle, or she'll die. 380 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,030 - She's hungry. Better give her a bottle, or she'll die. 381 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:40,080 - It's not working. 382 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,150 - Try checking a nappy. 383 00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:42,183 - What's [Beep] wrong with you? 384 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,190 - What's [Beep] wrong with you? 385 00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:45,160 - Looks like your baby is sick. 386 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:45,895 - Ohh babies are disgusting. 387 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,040 - Ohh babies are disgusting. 388 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,080 Where's the manual? 389 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:49,607 - Just like real life, there isn't one. 390 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:52,040 - Just like real life, there isn't one. 391 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,319 Better to take it to the after hours before CYFs 392 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,090 Better to take it to the after hours before CYFs 393 00:10:54,090 --> 00:10:55,080 gets suspicious. 394 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,031 - But after hours is expensive. 395 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:57,170 - But after hours is expensive. 396 00:10:57,170 --> 00:10:59,140 - Don't worry it's only gonna be like this for the next 397 00:10:59,140 --> 00:11:00,743 18 years. 398 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:01,000 18 years. 399 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,030 - Mom, can I go to Annabelles party in the weekend? 400 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:04,455 - Have you arranged a babysitter? 401 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,060 - Have you arranged a babysitter? 402 00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:07,170 - No 403 00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:08,167 - Well then I'm afraid you're going to have to stay home 404 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:08,230 - Well then I'm afraid you're going to have to stay home 405 00:11:08,230 --> 00:11:11,030 and look after your Really Real Baby 406 00:11:11,030 --> 00:11:11,879 - But I haven't left the house in two weeks 407 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:13,030 - But I haven't left the house in two weeks 408 00:11:13,030 --> 00:11:14,160 and I wanna shower. 409 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,591 - Well, you should've thought of that before you picked out 410 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:16,090 - Well, you should've thought of that before you picked out 411 00:11:16,090 --> 00:11:17,220 your Really Real Baby 412 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:19,140 - My really Real Baby 413 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:19,303 The Doll that you really really need to consider 414 00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:22,090 The Doll that you really really need to consider 415 00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:23,015 before buying 416 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:23,140 before buying 417 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,220 - Can you hold this for a minute. 418 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:26,160 - I'm not ready for this! 419 00:11:28,110 --> 00:11:29,200 - My Really Real Baby! 420 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,439 - Shut up! 421 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:31,090 - Shut up! 422 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:33,190 - Accessories include baby's bottle, two cute bib options 423 00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:34,151 and a bottle of antidepressants for the likely 424 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,230 and a bottle of antidepressants for the likely 425 00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:37,130 event of postnatal depression. 426 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:37,863 - I hate this and I hate you. 427 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,130 - I hate this and I hate you. 428 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,575 [theme song] 429 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,060 [theme song] 430 00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:48,130 [theme song] 431 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:52,712 [opera music] 432 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,090 [opera music] 433 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,136 [whistle blow] [crowd cheers] 434 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:03,848 [whistle blow] [crowd cheers] 435 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:04,000 [whistle blow] [crowd cheers] 436 00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:06,190 - You look me in the eye and told me that was a goal. 437 00:12:06,190 --> 00:12:07,230 - Paulina it was a goal. 438 00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:09,220 - Okay. 439 00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:11,170 You're doing a great job there Gary 440 00:12:11,170 --> 00:12:11,272 [giggling] 441 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,220 [giggling] 442 00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:14,984 - Come on ladies focus up, focus up ladies! 443 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:15,140 - Come on ladies focus up, focus up ladies! 444 00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:17,090 - Relax Rose, just a friendly game. 445 00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:18,180 - We're not friends with coworkers. 446 00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:18,696 - Excuse me? 447 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,010 - Excuse me? 448 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:22,408 - Come on, throw the ball, throw the ball 449 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,060 - Come on, throw the ball, throw the ball 450 00:12:23,060 --> 00:12:24,090 Over here Chloe! 451 00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:25,050 Now back to Rose. Back to Rose! 452 00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:26,030 Okay Kim! 453 00:12:26,030 --> 00:12:26,120 Oh I got it, back to Captain. 454 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,210 Oh I got it, back to Captain. 455 00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:29,010 All right Brynley 456 00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:29,832 We're gonna take it back here 457 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:30,090 We're gonna take it back here 458 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:31,050 Yeah, Okay! 459 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,010 All right! 460 00:12:32,010 --> 00:12:33,100 Oh yes! 461 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:33,544 [whistle blows] 462 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,060 [whistle blows] 463 00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:35,220 Come on! 464 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:37,190 You know as a male feminist I'm not really comfortable 465 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:37,256 with participating on this traditionally a female game. 466 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,080 with participating on this traditionally a female game. 467 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:40,968 - That's not feminism you little [beep] 468 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,110 - That's not feminism you little [beep] 469 00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:44,030 throw the ball you [Beep]. 470 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:49,200 - Ref! 471 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,010 Ref! 472 00:12:54,010 --> 00:12:55,140 [whistle blow] 473 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:55,816 - Pauline, sorry you can't actually run with the ball. 474 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:58,010 - Pauline, sorry you can't actually run with the ball. 475 00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,220 - Oh, okay sure, I'll just give it to you. 476 00:12:59,220 --> 00:12:59,528 - Give it here. 477 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:01,020 - Give it here. 478 00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:08,120 [clapping] 479 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,010 - Flora what the fuck is wrong with you today? 480 00:13:10,010 --> 00:13:10,664 - Relax Rose it's just a game. 481 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:11,140 - Relax Rose it's just a game. 482 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:14,376 - It is not just a game. It's about loyalty and commitment. 483 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,010 - It is not just a game. It's about loyalty and commitment. 484 00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:16,030 Stop being a little bitch 485 00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:17,060 - What the Fuck? 486 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:18,088 - You know what? 487 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:18,170 - You know what? 488 00:13:18,170 --> 00:13:20,230 You can't be on this court right now. You have to leave. 489 00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:21,190 - You can't be serious. 490 00:13:21,190 --> 00:13:21,801 - I am dead serious. 491 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,010 - I am dead serious. 492 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,230 Come on, give me the ball, give me. 493 00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:25,513 Give me the ball. 494 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,090 Give me the ball. 495 00:13:26,090 --> 00:13:27,090 Off! 496 00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:29,020 Mate, you. You're up? 497 00:13:36,110 --> 00:13:36,649 Hurry up. 498 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,070 Hurry up. 499 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:39,200 Come on! 500 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:44,073 [whistle blows] [crowd cheering] 501 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:47,080 [whistle blows] [crowd cheering] 502 00:13:53,090 --> 00:13:54,050 - No! 503 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,209 [suspenseful music] 504 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,050 [suspenseful music] 505 00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:02,633 - Ahh, Thank God 506 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,060 - Ahh, Thank God 507 00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:08,140 [crowd cheering] 508 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,057 - It is a a new joy. 509 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,100 - It is a a new joy. 510 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,060 The Seven. 511 00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:13,769 [crowd cheering] 512 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,220 [crowd cheering] 513 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,329 - It's really a fantastic piece of technology Steph. 514 00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,010 - It's really a fantastic piece of technology Steph. 515 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,020 - Steph Wisniac. 516 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:35,160 - Yeah. 517 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,041 - I just wish you had stayed in your seat to enjoy the 518 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,120 - I just wish you had stayed in your seat to enjoy the 519 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,753 presentation. I invited you as a gesture. 520 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:40,040 presentation. I invited you as a gesture. 521 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:43,000 - Yeah, I, I appreciate that as well, Steph, I, 522 00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:46,160 I just wish you would've acknowledged the Love Egg team 523 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,177 out there. 524 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:47,220 out there. 525 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,200 - The Love Egg? 526 00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:50,890 The Love Egg was low level technology designed for two 527 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,080 The Love Egg was low level technology designed for two 528 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,602 minutes of uncomplicated self-pleasure. 529 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:55,110 minutes of uncomplicated self-pleasure. 530 00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:56,090 - Hang on 531 00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:57,150 - What I have created here... 532 00:14:57,150 --> 00:14:58,314 - What you? Sorry, What you created? 533 00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,230 - What you? Sorry, What you created? 534 00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:02,026 You can't create anything by yourself. 535 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:02,150 You can't create anything by yourself. 536 00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:05,150 I mean, we both made the Love Egg in my parents' 537 00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:05,738 garage together. 538 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,010 garage together. 539 00:15:07,010 --> 00:15:09,220 Which by the way is still outselling the six, four to one. 540 00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:09,450 So it's still pleasing women every day. I'll have you know.. 541 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,170 So it's still pleasing women every day. I'll have you know.. 542 00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:13,162 - Always go on about the sales. 543 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,190 - Always go on about the sales. 544 00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:16,874 But what I have created here is art. 545 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,170 But what I have created here is art. 546 00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:20,130 - Art? 547 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:24,298 You're not an artist, Picasso, Monet they were artists 548 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,090 You're not an artist, Picasso, Monet they were artists 549 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,200 - Oh Yeah, and while they were painting, 550 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,010 who was fucking their wives? 551 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,200 who was fucking their wives? 552 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,722 We were, with the four. 553 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:32,170 We were, with the four. 554 00:15:32,170 --> 00:15:34,040 - The five, the six... 555 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,434 - I think you were very confused about the timeline of human 556 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,160 - I think you were very confused about the timeline of human 557 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,000 history there, but regardless, 558 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:39,146 there is nothing artistic about putting some electricity 559 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,120 there is nothing artistic about putting some electricity 560 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,858 into a piece of plastic that helps woman wank. 561 00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:44,030 into a piece of plastic that helps woman wank. 562 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,080 - You take that back. 563 00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:50,282 - I am going to create a piece of technology 564 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,210 - I am going to create a piece of technology 565 00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:53,994 that is going to put 78,000 songs in your butt. 566 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:57,210 that is going to put 78,000 songs in your butt. 567 00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,120 - That's not possible, the technology... 568 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,200 - Anything is possible. 569 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,230 - You never stop designing do you? 570 00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:08,842 If you know what the problem with that is? 571 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,220 If you know what the problem with that is? 572 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,554 It's like, you never take a moment to look up and see the 573 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:13,190 It's like, you never take a moment to look up and see the 574 00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:16,050 people who helped you to get where you are today. 575 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:19,210 Goodbye, Steph. 576 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:23,691 - 78,000 songs 577 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,040 - 78,000 songs 578 00:16:26,010 --> 00:16:27,110 In your butt. 579 00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:27,403 - No one wants songs in their butt. 580 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,080 - No one wants songs in their butt. 581 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,140 - In your butt! 582 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:48,210 [opera music] 583 00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:53,160 [indistinctive chat] 584 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:53,387 I'm free, free, single, I'm free 585 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,040 I'm free, free, single, I'm free 586 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,099 Pauline, You're on defense. What are you doing? 587 00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:00,210 Pauline, You're on defense. What are you doing? 588 00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:15,659 - Time out, time out. 589 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:18,080 - Time out, time out. 590 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,371 - Are you okay? 591 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,010 - Are you okay? 592 00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:21,140 - I think I just got my period. 593 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,083 - But we got 30 seconds left to go, can't they just wait? 594 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,080 - But we got 30 seconds left to go, can't they just wait? 595 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,795 - No, for the first time, I mean this is the first time. 596 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,010 - No, for the first time, I mean this is the first time. 597 00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:29,070 [everyone] What? 598 00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:30,030 - You haven't had it before? 599 00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:30,507 - No. 600 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:31,070 - No. 601 00:17:31,070 --> 00:17:32,210 - What? How old are you? 602 00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:34,070 - Twenty seven 603 00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:34,219 My family are late bloomers, I'll call my mom. 604 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:37,070 My family are late bloomers, I'll call my mom. 605 00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:41,643 - [whispers] Oh My God. Goddamn, what are we gonna do now? 606 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:42,010 - [whispers] Oh My God. Goddamn, what are we gonna do now? 607 00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:43,040 - Get Laura to play 608 00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:47,180 - All right, Laura! 609 00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:48,160 - You can come back on the court as long as 610 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,068 you don't [Beep] it up! 611 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,100 you don't [Beep] it up! 612 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,780 [techno music] 613 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,130 [techno music] 614 00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:03,130 [whistle blows] 615 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,476 [techno music] 616 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,020 [techno music] 617 00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:37,050 [whistle blows] 618 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:37,324 - No goal 619 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:38,010 - No goal 620 00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:40,100 - What? 621 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:41,036 - Laura you can't [BEEP] dunk in Netball you dumbass! 622 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:43,150 - Laura you can't [BEEP] dunk in Netball you dumbass! 623 00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:44,748 [cries] 624 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:45,150 [cries] 625 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,460 - And that's the game. Red team win by One. 626 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,120 - And that's the game. Red team win by One. 627 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,130 [cheers] 628 00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:03,308 [door opening] 629 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,190 [door opening] 630 00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:05,150 - Hey 631 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:07,220 - Hey 632 00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:13,110 - I thought you weren't meant to be at home till late 633 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,444 - It was pretty quiet so they let me go early. 634 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,180 - It was pretty quiet so they let me go early. 635 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,070 Hey, You got mail. 636 00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:25,150 - Look, get out! 637 00:19:25,150 --> 00:19:25,581 - But you got mail. 638 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,200 - But you got mail. 639 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,190 - Look I just leave my private time okay Beth? 640 00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:29,150 - But... 641 00:19:29,150 --> 00:19:29,293 - Beth! [slams the door] 642 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:33,005 - Beth! [slams the door] 643 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,150 - Beth! [slams the door] 644 00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:36,717 Hey, can I borrow your laptop? 645 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:37,100 Hey, can I borrow your laptop? 646 00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,050 - Yeah. What do you need it for? 647 00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:40,429 - Nothing. I just need it to watch a video. 648 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,110 - Nothing. I just need it to watch a video. 649 00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:51,120 [moaning sounds] 650 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,413 Yes, this will do me perfectly 651 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,080 Yes, this will do me perfectly 652 00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:10,125 [moaning sounds] 653 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,080 [moaning sounds] 654 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,549 - Amy, you've been in there all night can I get my computer back 655 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,080 - Amy, you've been in there all night can I get my computer back 656 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,150 - Don't come in, don't come in! 657 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:21,261 - Beth I just need my private time, Okay? 658 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,190 - Beth I just need my private time, Okay? 659 00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:24,150 - Gross! 660 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,070 Stop wanking off to my computer 661 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,150 [vibrating sounds] 662 00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:32,110 - Yes 663 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:36,060 [moaning sounds] 664 00:20:38,110 --> 00:20:39,130 Oh yes, ahhh! 665 00:20:42,010 --> 00:20:42,200 Perfect! 666 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:50,160 - Hi guys, it's LizaXo obviously. 667 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:50,958 And I'm so super psyched about putting this unboxing 668 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,130 And I'm so super psyched about putting this unboxing 669 00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:54,670 video together for you today. 670 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,020 video together for you today. 671 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:58,382 The great people of Lady Finger have sent me the new Seven 672 00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,060 The great people of Lady Finger have sent me the new Seven 673 00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:00,200 to unbox. 674 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,094 So I'm just gonna open it up, take the product out. 675 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,000 So I'm just gonna open it up, take the product out. 676 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,190 Out of the packaging. What else do we have in here? 677 00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:05,806 USB cable, I think this is like an Aux cable 678 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:08,160 USB cable, I think this is like an Aux cable 679 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,518 I obviously got my, Oh my God it looks beautiful. 680 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,040 I obviously got my, Oh my God it looks beautiful. 681 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,190 Obviously I got the regular size here. 682 00:21:12,190 --> 00:21:13,230 But you can upgrade to the Seven Plus if you choose. 683 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,070 But you can upgrade to the Seven Plus if you choose. 684 00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:16,942 So it's about the size of my vagina 685 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:17,190 So it's about the size of my vagina 686 00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:20,654 so it's gonna fit perfectly if not a but roomy around it. 687 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,130 so it's gonna fit perfectly if not a but roomy around it. 688 00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:23,030 It's beautiful you can see your reflection in it 689 00:21:23,030 --> 00:21:24,366 Ahh, do your makeup and stuff 690 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,050 Ahh, do your makeup and stuff 691 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,160 So I just wanna remind you guys that you can Like 692 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,078 And Subscribe, Sorry just got a little low there 693 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,060 And Subscribe, Sorry just got a little low there 694 00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:31,160 Just gonna put it up to high 695 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:31,790 Ahh, you can subscribe to the channel LizaXO 696 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,180 Ahh, you can subscribe to the channel LizaXO 697 00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:35,502 And I'm gonna be having way more fashion update 698 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,050 And I'm gonna be having way more fashion update 699 00:21:37,050 --> 00:21:39,214 And you can see what I wore in my winter wardrobe 700 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,050 And you can see what I wore in my winter wardrobe 701 00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,926 in the upcoming video, so yeah. I'll see you guys then. 702 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:44,220 in the upcoming video, so yeah. I'll see you guys then. 703 00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:50,350 - Are you sure you can't just loosen up a little bit? 704 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:53,220 - Are you sure you can't just loosen up a little bit? 705 00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:54,062 - My head says no Kim but my heart says yes. 706 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:56,140 - My head says no Kim but my heart says yes. 707 00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:00,120 - Good game out there tonight girls. 708 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,486 I thought you really put up a pretty decent fight. 709 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,180 I thought you really put up a pretty decent fight. 710 00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:04,110 - Shut up! 711 00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:05,060 - We're off to get some beersiez. 712 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:05,198 Uhm, we would invite you 713 00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,020 Uhm, we would invite you 714 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:08,040 But girls get so harassed in the bars 715 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:08,910 it's probably safer if you don't come. 716 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:09,080 it's probably safer if you don't come. 717 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,070 - Yeah, that's offensive 718 00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:12,622 - It is, and I hope someday that changes. 719 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,030 - It is, and I hope someday that changes. 720 00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:16,335 - Sorry about tonight guys, I promise it won't happen again. 721 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,160 - Sorry about tonight guys, I promise it won't happen again. 722 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,030 [giggles] 723 00:22:19,030 --> 00:22:20,047 - Well, not until this time next month at least. 724 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:20,140 - Well, not until this time next month at least. 725 00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:23,190 - I'm gonna get my period every month? 726 00:22:25,150 --> 00:22:27,200 Why did nobody tell me this? 727 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:27,471 - Laura, Laura. I'm sorry about how I was in there. 728 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:30,170 - Laura, Laura. I'm sorry about how I was in there. 729 00:22:30,170 --> 00:22:31,183 I'm super competitive. I was actually banned from sports 730 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,010 I'm super competitive. I was actually banned from sports 731 00:22:33,010 --> 00:22:34,210 in High school because I accidentally burned down 732 00:22:34,210 --> 00:22:34,895 a basketball court. 733 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,000 a basketball court. 734 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,050 - Yeah look, it's okay. 735 00:22:37,050 --> 00:22:38,607 - No, it's not. I was super aggressive 736 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:39,050 - No, it's not. I was super aggressive 737 00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:42,030 And I was sort of a [Beep]. 738 00:22:42,030 --> 00:22:42,319 - Yeah, you were a [beep]. 739 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,200 - Yeah, you were a [beep]. 740 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,080 - Just sort of a [Beep]. 741 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,031 - That's okay, I've never been really that good in 742 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,040 - That's okay, I've never been really that good in 743 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,743 competitive situations. I kinda just freeze up. 744 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:50,010 competitive situations. I kinda just freeze up. 745 00:22:50,010 --> 00:22:52,000 I mean, one time in High School I just gave someone 746 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,455 my boyfriend because she wanted him more. 747 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,010 my boyfriend because she wanted him more. 748 00:22:54,010 --> 00:22:56,200 - Wow, I guess we just don't really know each other 749 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,167 that well. 750 00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:57,190 that well. 751 00:22:57,190 --> 00:23:00,030 - Well, I'd like to be friends. 752 00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:00,879 - Me too, I would love that. 753 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:01,190 - Me too, I would love that. 754 00:23:01,190 --> 00:23:03,040 - We should try that then. 755 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:03,230 - Deal. 756 00:23:05,130 --> 00:23:07,020 Do you need a ride? 757 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,303 - No, Pauline was gonna give me a ride home I came with her 758 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:09,180 - No, Pauline was gonna give me a ride home I came with her 759 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:11,120 Did you see her in there, anywhere? 760 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,727 - [moaning sounds] 761 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:16,030 - [moaning sounds] 762 00:23:17,140 --> 00:23:19,170 - Actually yeah, I would love a ride back. 763 00:23:50,724 --> 00:23:52,724 [END CREDITS] 764 00:23:52,774 --> 00:23:57,324 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55358

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