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- [Narrator] Here's what
you missed last week
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on "Funny Girls".
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The men all became feminists.
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Kim got an ankle bracelet.
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Kim got an ankle bracelet.
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Pauline got a perm.
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Laura got a boyfriend
and Rose got an accent.
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Laura got a boyfriend
and Rose got an accent.
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- I've always talked like this.
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- [Narrator] And
that's what you missed.
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- [Narrator] And
that's what you missed.
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- So what exactly was
the problem again?
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- Oh, well I was playing my
morning game of solitaire
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- Oh, well I was playing my
morning game of solitaire
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and then when I finished the
cards just started flying
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and then when I finished the
cards just started flying
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all over the screen.
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I think it was probably
some sort of virus.
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I think it was probably
some sort of virus.
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- That's actually just what
happens after the game finishes.
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- That's actually just what
happens after the game finishes.
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- Oh mad [giggles].
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- Oh mad [giggles].
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So you're new here, aren't you?
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So you're new here, aren't you?
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- I've been here 12 weeks.
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- Oh yeah, you probably
don't recognize me either.
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- Oh yeah, you probably
don't recognize me either.
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I had a perm but just
didn't feel like me
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I had a perm but just
didn't feel like me
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so I just went straight
again but I like your hair.
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It's cool, it's great.
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It's cool, it's great.
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Is it a natural wave?
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- I was like as a baby yeah.
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I've always had this.
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It's just a bit thinner.
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It's just a bit thinner.
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- [laughs] Mad.
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- [laughs] Mad.
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- [coughs] Do we have to be
here while you do this or can.
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- [coughs] Do we have to be
here while you do this or can.
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[door knocking]
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[door knocking]
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- Where's my bitches at?
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- Okay, you guys have
to stop saying that.
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- Okay, you guys have
to stop saying that.
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You cannot use that
like we use it.
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- Oh, like the N word.
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- Oh, like the N word.
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- Yeah this is exactly the same.
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- Oh, we come bearing good news.
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- Oh, we come bearing good news.
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I just received word that
our show got a shout out
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I just received word that
our show got a shout out
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on the website YouTube.
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- And not just any
YouTube, Planet Becky.
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- And not just any
YouTube, Planet Becky.
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- And she has used
a huge platform
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to absolutely gush about
the show, I assume.
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to absolutely gush about
the show, I assume.
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Gush, I haven't watched it.
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Gush, I haven't watched it.
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- Hey guys.
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- Hey guys.
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So I just wanted to
say a big thank you
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to everyone that commented
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on my eat a whole piece
of April paper challenge.
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on my eat a whole piece
of April paper challenge.
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You guys were so supportive
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of me eating that
whole piece of paper.
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of me eating that
whole piece of paper.
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Now this week I was watching
the show, the "Funny Girls"
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Now this week I was watching
the show, the "Funny Girls"
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and they did a sketch
about white girls
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and you know, as a white
girl, I was pretty offended.
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and you know, as a white
girl, I was pretty offended.
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and you know, as a white
girl, I was pretty offended.
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So I'd really appreciate.
- Wait, is this is
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about the white
girls be like sketch.
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about the white
girls be like sketch.
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- White girls be
like wasn't racist.
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That's just what
white girls be like.
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That's just what
white girls be like.
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- Okay this is so bad
for my personal brand.
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All the tweens that
watched tween model
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All the tweens that
watched tween model
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absolutely loved Planet Becky.
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- Well, we doing
that show is bad
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- Well, we doing
that show is bad
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for your personal brand IMO.
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- What?
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- What?
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- It means in my opinions.
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Did you learn nothing
from your child boyfriend?
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Did you learn nothing
from your child boyfriend?
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- Yeah so I'd
really appreciate it
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if you guys joined me and
the boycott of "Funny Girls".
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if you guys joined me and
the boycott of "Funny Girls".
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Rose Matafeos and Laura
Daniels, you are racists.
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Rose Matafeos and Laura
Daniels, you are racists.
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- Fucking white girls.
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- Fucking white girls.
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♪ Funny Girls ♪
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[bright music]
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[bright music]
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- [Girls] Funny Girls
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- [Man] Coming this summer,
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- [Man] Coming this summer,
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the movie event of the year.
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the movie event of the year.
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He was a man looking for love.
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He was a man looking for love.
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She was a woman searching
in all the wrong places.
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She was a woman searching
in all the wrong places.
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He was a janitor with
dreams to clean up his life.
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He was a janitor with
dreams to clean up his life.
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He was a janitor with
dreams to clean up his life.
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She was a single mom with
the odds stacked against her.
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She was a single mom with
the odds stacked against her.
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He was a drifter
with a dark past.
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He was a drifter
with a dark past.
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She was the girl next door who
wanted a family of her own.
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She was the girl next door who
wanted a family of her own.
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He was an accountant
with no time to spare.
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He was an accountant
with no time to spare.
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She was a raven with
a beautiful plume.
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She was a raven with
a beautiful plume.
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He was a vampire with
a thirst for justice.
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He was a vampire with
a thirst for justice.
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She was a clove of garlic
with a heart of gold.
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She was a clove of garlic
with a heart of gold.
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He was a stalker who
would stop at nothing.
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He was a stalker who
would stop at nothing.
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She was a dreamer with
her head in the clouds.
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She was a dreamer with
her head in the clouds.
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He was vet with a pet cow.
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He was vet with a pet cow.
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She was a cow with a pet vet.
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He was the Christmas tree.
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He was the Christmas tree.
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She was a Hanukkah candle.
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He was a psychopath who
killed her entire family.
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He was a psychopath who
killed her entire family.
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He was a psychopath who
killed her entire family.
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She was a hopeless romantic
who fell for him anyway.
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She was a hopeless romantic
who fell for him anyway.
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He was a lawyer.
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She was a lawyer.
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She was a lawyer.
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He was a lawyer.
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She was a jury member.
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She was a jury member.
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He was a jury member.
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She was a jury member.
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She was a jury member.
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He was a jury member.
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She was a judge.
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She was a judge.
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He was the guy recording
stuff on that typey thing.
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She was a gavel and they
were the people who found him
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She was a gavel and they
were the people who found him
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She was a gavel and they
were the people who found him
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- Guilty.
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- [Man] And she was the
fool who fell in love
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- [Man] And she was the
fool who fell in love
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with a convicted murderer.
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He was a, she was a coming soon.
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- Okay people, gather around.
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- Okay people, gather around.
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We're gonna cut into
the reveal cake now.
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We're gonna find out what
the baby is gonna be.
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We're gonna find out what
the baby is gonna be.
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We're gonna find out what
the baby is gonna be.
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Oh God, I'm so nervous, okay.
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[everyone sighing]
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[everyone sighing]
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It's gonna be white.
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It's gonna be a white baby
- We're gonna have
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It's gonna be a white baby
- We're gonna have
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a white baby.
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It's got my privilege.
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[everyone laughing]
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[everyone laughing]
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[upbeat music]
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[upbeat music]
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[bright music]
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- Hello, it's me,
Pauline McCartney.
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- And it's me, Jo Lenin innit
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- And it's me, Jo Lenin innit
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- Sorry cut.
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What was that accent?
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What was that accent?
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- I was doing the same
voice as you, hello.
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- No I have a very distinct
EF exit and it was not it.
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- No I have a very distinct
EF exit and it was not it.
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- Hello.
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- Hello.
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- Hello [indistinct]
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- Hello, what am I doing
that you're not hearing?
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- Hello, what am I doing
that you're not hearing?
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Hello.
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- Hello, God nailed it.
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- Hello, God nailed it.
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- Hang on where
are Kim and Zara?
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They're supposed to be in
this go beetle sketch with us.
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They're supposed to be in
this go beetle sketch with us.
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- We're boycotting.
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- Ah, good.
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- Ah, good.
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I'm not the only one that thinks
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this sketch is a terrible idea.
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- Oh, I'm sorry, Laura that I
tried to inject some culture
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- Oh, I'm sorry, Laura that I
tried to inject some culture
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into our low brow comedy show.
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We watched Becky's video
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We watched Becky's video
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and we don't wanna
work with racists.
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- Kim, you were a
convicted felon.
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- Kim, you were a
convicted felon.
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You're lucky to even be here.
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- Oh, so because she's white,
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- Oh, so because she's white,
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you immediately assume
that she's a felon.
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- No, I assumed that
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- No, I assumed that
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because of her criminal
record, jail time,
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and the ankle bracelet that
is currently on her ankle.
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and the ankle bracelet that
is currently on her ankle.
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- I'm not just
another statistic.
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- I'm not just
another statistic.
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- Great news, turns out Gary
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- Great news, turns out Gary
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from the IT
department is single.
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I found that out after
a bit of sleuthing
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I found that out after
a bit of sleuthing
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on the old internet.
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- That has nothing
to do with any of us.
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- That has nothing
to do with any of us.
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- It does actually Laura
because the bad news
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is I asked Gary if
he could take down
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is I asked Gary if
he could take down
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that bloody Becky video but
apparently, and I quote,
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that's impossible Pauline.
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that's impossible Pauline.
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- Well of course we can't
take the video down ourselves.
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- Well of course we can't
take the video down ourselves.
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We have to do something.
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Our own cast are
boycotting our show.
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Our own cast are
boycotting our show.
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- Is this true girls?
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- Crystal.
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- I think she means, yes.
254
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- I think she means, yes.
255
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- Okay, well then you're
gonna have to apologize.
256
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- Okay, well then you're
gonna have to apologize.
257
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We can't afford to
lose white girls.
258
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We can't afford to
lose white girls.
259
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We are making millennial
sketch comedy.
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Coconut water
drinking white girls
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Coconut water
drinking white girls
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are our biggest demographic.
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- Fine, I'll apologize.
264
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- Fine, I'll apologize.
265
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- Yeah, me too but I'm gonna
cross my fingers during it
266
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- Yeah, me too but I'm gonna
cross my fingers during it
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or say no really quietly
under my breath afterwards.
268
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- Okay I don't
care how you do it.
269
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- Okay I don't
care how you do it.
270
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What matters is that
the audience think
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you're apologizing.
272
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Okay now, I've gotta
go, I've gotta go down
273
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Okay now, I've gotta
go, I've gotta go down
274
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and see Gary from
the IT department
275
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and see Gary from
the IT department
276
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because my laptop
is on the fritz.
277
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- What's wrong with it?
278
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- What's wrong with it?
279
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- Just keeps breaking.
280
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- Believe me, girls, it
takes a special kind of guy
281
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- Believe me, girls, it
takes a special kind of guy
282
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and a special kind of
thing to get me going.
283
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and a special kind of
thing to get me going.
284
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- What are you talking about?
285
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- Yeah Rose, what do you mean?
286
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- Yeah Rose, what do you mean?
287
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- Oh, you'll know
when you see it.
288
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♪ The temperature is rising ♪
289
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♪ The temperature is rising ♪
290
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♪ And so is your sweater ♪
291
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♪ And so is your sweater ♪
292
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♪ It's so appetizing ♪
293
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♪ I need a scarlet letter ♪
294
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♪ I need a scarlet letter ♪
295
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♪ Have you gotten inn-y ♪
296
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♪ Had you got an out-y ♪
297
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♪ Had you got an out-y ♪
298
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♪ I wonder if you wondering
the same things about me ♪
299
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♪ Why would I wanna see
your pics or your nips ♪
300
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♪ Why would I wanna see
your pics or your nips ♪
301
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♪ When your body makes an arrow
that points on your dick ♪
302
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♪ When your body makes an arrow
that points on your dick ♪
303
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- Stupid [Beep] sweater
304
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♪ Boy I wanna see your body ♪
305
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♪ Boy I wanna see your body ♪
306
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♪ But just one
part of your body ♪
307
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♪ But just one
part of your body ♪
308
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♪ Don't get too close
I'm sentimental ♪
309
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♪ Wanna see your tummy ♪
310
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♪ Wanna see your tummy ♪
311
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♪ I know when it's
gotten accidental ♪
312
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♪ Boy I love it when you
lift your sweater up ♪
313
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♪ Boy I love it when you
lift your sweater up ♪
314
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♪ Better mix your T-shirt
up at the same time ♪
315
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♪ Better mix your T-shirt
up at the same time ♪
316
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♪ At the same time ♪
317
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♪ Sweater up, sweater up ♪
318
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♪ Sweater up, sweater up ♪
319
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♪ Driving me crazy and
my eyes are glued ♪
320
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♪ To the bottom of your belly ♪
321
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♪ To the bottom of your belly ♪
322
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♪ And on top of your
pubes at the same time ♪
323
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♪ At the same time ♪
324
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♪ At the same time ♪
325
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♪ At the same time ♪
326
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♪ And sometimes when
I have a bit of luck ♪
327
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♪ Your sweater gets stuck
when it's halfway up ♪
328
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♪ Your sweater gets stuck
when it's halfway up ♪
329
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♪ While you struggle
on your flare ♪
330
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♪ While you struggle
on your flare ♪
331
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♪ I wanna take a
stroll on your snail ♪
332
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♪ Boy I love it when you
life your sweater up ♪
333
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♪ Boy I love it when you
life your sweater up ♪
334
00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,958
♪ Better mix your T-shirt
up at the same time ♪
335
00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:05,120
♪ Better mix your T-shirt
up at the same time ♪
336
00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:05,670
♪ At the same time ♪
337
00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,080
♪ At the same time ♪
338
00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,382
♪ Hands in the air
'cause I'm thanking God ♪
339
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,150
♪ Hands in the air
'cause I'm thanking God ♪
340
00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,200
♪ For the fraction of material ♪
341
00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,094
♪ That you taking off
at the same time ♪
342
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,170
♪ That you taking off
at the same time ♪
343
00:09:14,170 --> 00:09:16,806
♪ At the same time ♪
344
00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,110
♪ At the same time ♪
345
00:09:21,010 --> 00:09:24,230
- So girls, why don't you
tell me what you're into.
346
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- So girls, why don't you
tell me what you're into.
347
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- You'll see.
348
00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,654
♪ Oh yeah, Funny Girls ♪
349
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♪ Oh yeah, Funny Girls ♪
350
00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:34,010
♪ Oh yeah, Funny Girls ♪
351
00:09:34,010 --> 00:09:35,366
♪ Ah yeah ah ♪
352
00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:37,030
♪ Ah yeah ah ♪
353
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♪ yeah Funny Girls ♪
354
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[bright music]
355
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[bright music]
356
00:09:41,130 --> 00:09:42,790
- Look, I'm not apologizing
or removing any video.
357
00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:43,050
- Look, I'm not apologizing
or removing any video.
358
00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,100
That'd be so fake of me
359
00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,502
and I can't do that
to my followers.
360
00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:47,090
and I can't do that
to my followers.
361
00:09:47,090 --> 00:09:48,140
- Fake?
362
00:09:48,140 --> 00:09:50,060
This isn't even a real bedroom.
363
00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:50,214
[bell ringing]
364
00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:52,150
[bell ringing]
365
00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:53,210
- Look, is there anything
else you guys wanted to say?
366
00:09:53,210 --> 00:09:53,926
I have a busy day.
367
00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,170
I have a busy day.
368
00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:57,100
- Excuse me Ms. Becky,
just a reminder.
369
00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:57,638
We've got a tweet coming
up in three hours time
370
00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,120
We've got a tweet coming
up in three hours time
371
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for our hump day.
372
00:10:00,150 --> 00:10:01,200
What were you thinking?
373
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:01,350
Like happy hump day or
something observational
374
00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:04,140
Like happy hump day or
something observational
375
00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:05,062
like it's hump
day with an emoji?
376
00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:07,130
like it's hump
day with an emoji?
377
00:10:07,130 --> 00:10:08,774
- Isn't that your job
to figure that out?
378
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:09,110
- Isn't that your job
to figure that out?
379
00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:11,030
- Yeah, I'll get a
brainstorm started.
380
00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:12,080
- Great, thank you.
381
00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:12,486
- Look Becky, we just
wanted to come here
382
00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:13,060
- Look Becky, we just
wanted to come here
383
00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,180
and explain things girl to girl.
384
00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,198
I mean, we're
roughly the same age.
385
00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:17,070
I mean, we're
roughly the same age.
386
00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:19,910
- We're not, like at all.
387
00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:20,000
- We're not, like at all.
388
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,060
- Oh hell no.
389
00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:22,220
- Look, what Laura
is trying to say
390
00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:23,623
is that we get it, you
think we're racists
391
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,200
is that we get it, you
think we're racists
392
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,335
but the thing is
that we're not racist
393
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,120
but the thing is
that we're not racist
394
00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,170
is the funny thing
because I'm half Samoan,
395
00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:31,047
you may not have known that
396
00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,000
you may not have known that
397
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,210
and Laura here she's
half Cook Islander.
398
00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:34,759
So really we've actually
experienced half racism
399
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,230
So really we've actually
experienced half racism
400
00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:38,471
our entire lives, right?
401
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,050
our entire lives, right?
402
00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:41,130
You name it, I've heard it.
403
00:10:41,130 --> 00:10:42,183
Samoans are lazy.
404
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,000
Samoans are lazy.
405
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,050
Samoans are never on time.
406
00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:45,895
Samoans never confined
into the vintage dress
407
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,080
Samoans never confined
into the vintage dress
408
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,200
every now and after three months
409
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,607
because apparently they
didn't make vintage dresses
410
00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:50,200
because apparently they
didn't make vintage dresses
411
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:53,319
for women of a bigger size
and maybe a polynesian figure.
412
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,120
for women of a bigger size
and maybe a polynesian figure.
413
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,020
- Yeah and the same
goes for Cook Islanders.
414
00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:57,031
I mean, I think so.
415
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,090
I mean, I think so.
416
00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:00,040
Like my complexion
is kind of white
417
00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:00,743
so I don't really
get it as much.
418
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:01,200
so I don't really
get it as much.
419
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:04,060
- The point we're
tryna make here, right,
420
00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:04,455
is that we're not bad people.
421
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,190
is that we're not bad people.
422
00:11:05,190 --> 00:11:07,030
I know you were offended
423
00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:08,150
and you have every
right to be, okay?
424
00:11:08,150 --> 00:11:08,167
But sometimes it's just hard
to know the rules, you know?
425
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,110
But sometimes it's just hard
to know the rules, you know?
426
00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:11,879
And what you forget is
that we're also half white
427
00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:13,130
And what you forget is
that we're also half white
428
00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,220
as well like you.
- Yeah, so maybe
429
00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:15,591
you could just look
deep within yourself
430
00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:18,080
you could just look
deep within yourself
431
00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,303
and cut us some slack.
432
00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:20,040
and cut us some slack.
433
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:25,120
You just been taking
selfies this whole time?
434
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,210
- Is that what you're doing?
435
00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:26,727
- No but guys, I don't
actually think you're racist.
436
00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:29,130
- No but guys, I don't
actually think you're racist.
437
00:11:29,130 --> 00:11:30,439
I'm not stupid, but
outrage gets clicks.
438
00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,130
I'm not stupid, but
outrage gets clicks.
439
00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:34,080
No, but if it means
that much to you,
440
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:34,151
I'll take the video down.
441
00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,190
I'll take the video down.
442
00:11:35,190 --> 00:11:36,150
- Seriously?
443
00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:37,120
- Oh my God.
444
00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:37,863
- That'd be amazing.
445
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:38,170
- That'd be amazing.
446
00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:39,170
- The tweens are
really a big fan.
447
00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:40,160
- Oh my gosh that's great.
448
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,575
- Okay.
449
00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:42,040
- Okay.
450
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,020
- Bye, yeah.
- Oh, can I
451
00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:48,120
just check something?
452
00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:48,999
Can we keep things hover boards
453
00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:49,120
Can we keep things hover boards
454
00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,220
or do we have to return them?
455
00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:52,712
- Yeah, sure.
456
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,140
- Yeah, sure.
457
00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:54,190
I've got like 30.
458
00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:55,220
- Great, okay.
459
00:11:57,070 --> 00:11:58,130
- Thanks.
460
00:11:58,130 --> 00:11:59,200
- Thank you, this is
harder than I thought.
461
00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,136
- And I can't.
462
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,110
- And I can't.
463
00:12:01,110 --> 00:12:03,848
- Oh God, how do we move, Laura?
464
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:04,020
- Oh God, how do we move, Laura?
465
00:12:06,030 --> 00:12:07,560
- All right, ready to
play with the boys?
466
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,070
- All right, ready to
play with the boys?
467
00:12:08,070 --> 00:12:09,070
- Of course.
468
00:12:09,070 --> 00:12:10,080
- All right, let's do it then.
469
00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,040
Lads on three.
470
00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:11,272
One, two, three.
471
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,000
One, two, three.
472
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,040
- [Team] Lads!
473
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:14,984
Watch it!
474
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:15,160
Watch it!
475
00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:18,696
[indistinct shouting]
476
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,230
[indistinct shouting]
477
00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:22,408
- Hey, hello I'm open.
478
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,050
- Hey, hello I'm open.
479
00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:26,050
I'm so open.
480
00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:26,120
I'm open, O-P-E-N.
481
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,210
I'm open, O-P-E-N.
482
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,160
I'm open, I'm not closed.
483
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,544
I'm open, come on.
484
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,040
I'm open, come on.
485
00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:37,256
I literally have a
sign that says open.
486
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,040
I literally have a
sign that says open.
487
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,968
[upbeat music]
488
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:41,180
[upbeat music]
489
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,100
Are you [beep] kidding me?
490
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:48,392
What, I need a dick to
get passed the ball?
491
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:50,180
What, I need a dick to
get passed the ball?
492
00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:52,104
Well fine, I can play
by your fucking rules.
493
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,090
Well fine, I can play
by your fucking rules.
494
00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:55,080
Here, now I've got
a giant, erect dick.
495
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:55,816
Now will you pass to me?
496
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:56,150
Now will you pass to me?
497
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,180
Yeah, look at my
big, veiny dick.
498
00:12:58,180 --> 00:12:59,140
Look at it.
499
00:12:59,140 --> 00:12:59,528
Yeah I'm open now bitch.
500
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:01,140
Yeah I'm open now bitch.
501
00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:03,240
You gonna pass it to me now?
502
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,030
You gonna pass it to me now?
503
00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:06,952
Oh, I'm gonna get paid
more during the same job.
504
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:07,080
Oh, I'm gonna get paid
more during the same job.
505
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,160
I'm a stupid [beep] guy.
506
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,210
Pass to me now.
507
00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:10,664
Oh girl.
508
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:11,170
Oh girl.
509
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,040
- [Beep] girls.
510
00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:25,130
- Forgive me your highness.
511
00:13:25,130 --> 00:13:25,513
We are surrounded.
512
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,200
We are surrounded.
513
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,225
The enemy have us on every side.
514
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,120
The enemy have us on every side.
515
00:13:31,170 --> 00:13:32,937
What are your orders?
516
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:33,110
What are your orders?
517
00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:36,649
- Protect the
women and children.
518
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,230
- Protect the
women and children.
519
00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:40,361
Every man fit to fight
must join the royal guard.
520
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:43,000
Every man fit to fight
must join the royal guard.
521
00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:44,073
Are my orders clear?
522
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,170
Are my orders clear?
523
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:47,170
- Yes queen.
524
00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:50,050
- Speak up!
525
00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:53,050
- Yass queen.
526
00:13:57,190 --> 00:13:58,150
- Yass me.
527
00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:06,220
- So come on, girl.
528
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:06,345
You haven't told me
what you're into yet.
529
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:09,120
You haven't told me
what you're into yet.
530
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,057
- Oh, there's a
special kind of thing
531
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,140
- Oh, there's a
special kind of thing
532
00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:13,160
I like to see a boy do.
533
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:13,769
- Oh come on Laura, spill.
534
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,180
- Oh come on Laura, spill.
535
00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:17,481
- Well, there is someone
right over there.
536
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,060
- Well, there is someone
right over there.
537
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,030
♪ I see you pick your spot ♪
538
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,080
♪ Your spot ♪
539
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:24,905
♪ You all alone ♪
540
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,180
♪ You all alone ♪
541
00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:28,617
♪ I think you forgot ♪
542
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,010
♪ I think you forgot ♪
543
00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:30,220
♪ To get changed at home ♪
544
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,329
♪ Damn can see your physique ♪
545
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,050
♪ Damn can see your physique ♪
546
00:14:33,050 --> 00:14:35,080
♪ Towels up technique on fleek ♪
547
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,041
♪ Turn into a freak when I
peek at your cheek yeah ♪
548
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,110
♪ Turn into a freak when I
peek at your cheek yeah ♪
549
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,753
♪ Undies round your feet
make my knees go weak ♪
550
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,030
♪ Undies round your feet
make my knees go weak ♪
551
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:43,465
♪ Egyptian cotton covered
in the tight little bottom ♪
552
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:44,160
♪ Egyptian cotton covered
in the tight little bottom ♪
553
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,230
♪ Like the way you wiggle
tryna hide that diddle ♪
554
00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:47,177
♪ 'Cause there's kids here ♪
555
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,150
♪ 'Cause there's kids here ♪
556
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,890
♪ You're my kinda guy ♪
557
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:51,050
♪ You're my kinda guy ♪
558
00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:53,110
♪ Covered in my kinda shy ♪
559
00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:54,602
♪ Baby you tryna hide ♪
560
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:55,140
♪ Baby you tryna hide ♪
561
00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:58,314
♪ You can't ignore one
thing I know for sure ♪
562
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,180
♪ You can't ignore one
thing I know for sure ♪
563
00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:01,150
♪ I know you're
naked under there ♪
564
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,026
♪ I know you're naked ♪
565
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:02,210
♪ I know you're naked ♪
566
00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:04,010
♪ I know I know I
know you're naked ♪
567
00:15:04,010 --> 00:15:05,738
♪ I know you're
naked under there ♪
568
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,040
♪ I know you're
naked under there ♪
569
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,100
♪ I know you're naked ♪
570
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,110
♪ I know know I know
I know you're naked ♪
571
00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:09,100
♪ I know you're naked ♪
572
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:09,450
♪ Changing out your underwear ♪
573
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,230
♪ Changing out your underwear ♪
574
00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:13,162
♪ You know its not for me to
watch you change so stealthily ♪
575
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,130
♪ You know its not for me to
watch you change so stealthily ♪
576
00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:16,874
♪ We like ass and
you can shake it ♪
577
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:17,170
♪ We like ass and
you can shake it ♪
578
00:15:17,170 --> 00:15:20,586
♪ We both know I
know you're naked ♪
579
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,010
♪ We both know I
know you're naked ♪
580
00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:23,040
So now you know what
we're into Meds.
581
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,298
What are you into?
582
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,100
What are you into?
583
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,120
- You'll see.
584
00:15:33,210 --> 00:15:35,434
♪ Ah yeah Funny Girls ♪
585
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,144
♪ Ah yeah Funny Girls ♪
586
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,070
♪ Ah yeah Funny Girls ♪
587
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,146
♪ Ah, yeah ah ♪
588
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,040
♪ Ah, yeah ah ♪
589
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,858
♪ yeah Funny Girls ♪
590
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:43,190
♪ yeah Funny Girls ♪
591
00:15:43,190 --> 00:15:46,570
[bright playful music]
592
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,000
[bright playful music]
593
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,070
- Knock, knock, knock
damsel in digital distress.
594
00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:57,706
- Come in.
595
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:58,030
- Come in.
596
00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:01,210
What's the problem this time?
597
00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:07,180
What the heck have
you done to it?
598
00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:08,842
- Oh nothing that an IT
wiz like you can't fix.
599
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:09,170
- Oh nothing that an IT
wiz like you can't fix.
600
00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:11,010
And as it's lunchtime,
601
00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:12,554
I thought we might be
able to dine Al fresco
602
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:13,140
I thought we might be
able to dine Al fresco
603
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,180
while you do it.
604
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:16,090
You like a cracker?
605
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,100
- Actually, we
need to be outside
606
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,979
for that phrase to make sense.
607
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:20,180
for that phrase to make sense.
608
00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:27,230
What are you doing your
spare time Gaz, you know to
609
00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:27,403
Get away from the brain
drain of the IT world?
610
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:31,080
Get away from the brain
drain of the IT world?
611
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:31,115
- Actually, it's a
bit embarrassing.
612
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:34,030
- Actually, it's a
bit embarrassing.
613
00:16:34,030 --> 00:16:34,827
- You don't have to be
embarrassed in front of me.
614
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,140
- You don't have to be
embarrassed in front of me.
615
00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:37,070
I once got thrown out of an
[All-You-Can-Eat] pizza hut for
616
00:16:37,070 --> 00:16:38,539
tryna stay the night [laughs].
617
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,040
tryna stay the night [laughs].
618
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,251
- Well, actually I'm just
starting to learn magic.
619
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,060
- Well, actually I'm just
starting to learn magic.
620
00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:45,060
Do you like magic?
621
00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:45,963
- Do I like magic?
622
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:46,180
- Do I like magic?
623
00:16:46,180 --> 00:16:47,140
I love magic.
624
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,040
Who doesn't like magic?
625
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:49,675
Card trick [laughs]
626
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,050
Card trick [laughs]
627
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,140
- Pick a card.
628
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:00,811
- Oh my God, it's amazing.
629
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:01,110
- Oh my God, it's amazing.
630
00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:02,090
That's exactly when
I was thinking of.
631
00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:03,200
- That's not actually the trick,
632
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,523
but I think there's
something behind your ear.
633
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,060
but I think there's
something behind your ear.
634
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:08,235
- [screams] That's amazing.
635
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,060
- [screams] That's amazing.
636
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:10,130
How do you do that?
637
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,947
- It's a magic trick.
638
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:12,070
- It's a magic trick.
639
00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:14,110
- You're amazing.
640
00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:15,070
- Thanks.
641
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:19,371
- Do you want a cracker?
642
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:22,060
- Do you want a cracker?
643
00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:23,080
- Yes please.
644
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:30,507
- It's so great.
645
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:31,030
- It's so great.
646
00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:32,210
- No, what's Mike's dick like?
647
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:34,030
- Oh, okay.
648
00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:34,219
Mike's is like this,
hey I'm a dick!
649
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,210
Mike's is like this,
hey I'm a dick!
650
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,150
- Jesus.
651
00:17:40,150 --> 00:17:41,643
- Hey!
- You're so crazy.
652
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,020
- Hey!
- You're so crazy.
653
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,080
- He is in the military.
654
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,140
- Oh my God, I'm seeing
this guy at the moment
655
00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:45,355
and his is like this.
656
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,080
and his is like this.
657
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:52,780
What, are we gonna fuck or what?
658
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:53,140
What, are we gonna fuck or what?
659
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,010
- That is nothing.
660
00:17:55,010 --> 00:17:56,492
I was in this guys
and he was like this.
661
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:59,180
I was in this guys
and he was like this.
662
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:00,170
- What's this say?
663
00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:00,204
What does the hand symbolize?
664
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,000
What does the hand symbolize?
665
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,150
- You don't wanna know.
666
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:03,916
- Oh my God.
667
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,090
- Oh my God.
668
00:18:05,090 --> 00:18:07,210
Okay at least your partner's
one isn't like this, okay?
669
00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:07,628
It's like [cold sounds]
670
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:11,030
It's like [cold sounds]
671
00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:13,220
Oh, I'm so cold.
672
00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:15,052
- Oh my God, get it
a blanket [laughs].
673
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,140
- Oh my God, get it
a blanket [laughs].
674
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:18,764
- Hi ladies.
675
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:19,040
- Hi ladies.
676
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,000
- Hi darling.
677
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:20,200
- You ready to go babe?
678
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,160
- Yeah.
679
00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:22,476
- What are you guys
giggling about?
680
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,010
- What are you guys
giggling about?
681
00:18:25,010 --> 00:18:26,188
- We were just doing
impersonations of
682
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,010
- We were just doing
impersonations of
683
00:18:28,050 --> 00:18:29,900
our boyfriends dicks.
684
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:30,010
our boyfriends dicks.
685
00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:33,020
- [laughs] Okay, this
is my impersonation
686
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:33,612
of Stephs vagina [laughs].
687
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,170
of Stephs vagina [laughs].
688
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,050
- That is so offensive.
689
00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:44,010
I can't.
690
00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:44,210
I'm sorry.
691
00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:47,070
You don't get to do that.
692
00:18:47,070 --> 00:18:48,460
You [Beep] spat on my lap.
- Babe, I'm sorry.
693
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,020
You [Beep] spat on my lap.
- Babe, I'm sorry.
694
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:50,170
- Oh no, don't touch me.
695
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,172
- It was a joke.
- Steph it's all right.
696
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,010
- It was a joke.
- Steph it's all right.
697
00:18:53,010 --> 00:18:55,884
- Was tryna join in
with your friends.
698
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:56,040
- Was tryna join in
with your friends.
699
00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,210
See you later.
700
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,190
- That's [Beep] disgusting.
701
00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:07,020
- So rude.
702
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:07,160
- So rude.
703
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,160
- So sexist.
704
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:14,080
- So come on Madz,
it's your turn.
705
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:14,444
- Yeah tell us what you're into.
706
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:16,110
- Yeah tell us what you're into.
707
00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:18,157
- Well, it's a
special kind of guy.
708
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,090
- Well, it's a
special kind of guy.
709
00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:25,130
♪ The one thing that
I want in my bed ♪
710
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:25,581
♪ Is a man who's wife is dead ♪
711
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,100
♪ Is a man who's wife is dead ♪
712
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,293
♪ I want widower, widower,
widower, widower ♪
713
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:33,005
♪ I want widower, widower,
widower, widower ♪
714
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:33,100
♪ I want widower, widower,
widower, widower ♪
715
00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:43,090
- No Madeleine that's not right.
716
00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:44,141
- Yeah, what the hell?
717
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:44,180
- Yeah, what the hell?
718
00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:47,030
Why can't you be into
something normal like cop arms?
719
00:19:47,030 --> 00:19:47,853
- Oh, come on, Laura.
720
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:48,090
- Oh, come on, Laura.
721
00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:49,140
Like that towel
[Beep] was normal.
722
00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,170
Could we just keep
doing my song please?
723
00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:51,130
- Absolutely not.
724
00:19:51,130 --> 00:19:51,565
- No.
725
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,090
- No.
726
00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:54,130
- Guys?
727
00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:55,277
All right guys, can I
get a lift to the wake?
728
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,989
All right guys, can I
get a lift to the wake?
729
00:19:58,989 --> 00:19:59,060
All right guys, can I
get a lift to the wake?
730
00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:01,200
[bright music]
731
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,701
[bright music]
732
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,050
[bright music]
733
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,000
- Fin.
734
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,020
Check your inboxes ladies.
735
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:13,837
Our first completed work
as writers on this show.
736
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:17,150
Our first completed work
as writers on this show.
737
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:17,549
- A lunch order doesn't
count as a piece of writing.
738
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,090
- A lunch order doesn't
count as a piece of writing.
739
00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:21,261
- Did it not contain words?
740
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,050
- Did it not contain words?
741
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:24,973
- Rose, there's a new
Planet Becky video.
742
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:25,200
- Rose, there's a new
Planet Becky video.
743
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,010
- Hi everyone.
744
00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:28,060
So to let you know
this week is earth day
745
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:28,685
and to celebrate that
I'll be uploading
746
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,110
and to celebrate that
I'll be uploading
747
00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:31,180
a ten hour video
of a black screen.
748
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:32,397
Anyway, enough about
the dying planet.
749
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,060
Anyway, enough about
the dying planet.
750
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:36,060
Just to follow up about
the "Funny Girl" sitch.
751
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:36,109
Rose and Laura came to visit me
752
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,110
Rose and Laura came to visit me
753
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,821
in my little bedroom
and they were so racist.
754
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:40,230
in my little bedroom
and they were so racist.
755
00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:43,533
- What the!
756
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:44,140
- What the!
757
00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:46,070
- I'm gonna choke
out this cracker.
758
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,246
- And I know this
is kind of uncool,
759
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,010
- And I know this
is kind of uncool,
760
00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:50,100
but I secretly filmed
them being racist
761
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:50,958
and I think you
guys need to see it.
762
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,230
and I think you
guys need to see it.
763
00:20:52,230 --> 00:20:54,110
- Samoans are lazy.
764
00:20:54,110 --> 00:20:54,670
Samoans are never on time.
765
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,060
Samoans are never on time.
766
00:20:56,060 --> 00:20:58,040
- And same goes
for Cook Islanders.
767
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:58,382
She was filming
us the whole time.
768
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,220
She was filming
us the whole time.
769
00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:01,160
- How was she so
good at the internet?
770
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,094
- I was so hurt by the awful
racist things they were saying.
771
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,806
- I was so hurt by the awful
racist things they were saying.
772
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:06,110
- I was so hurt by the awful
racist things they were saying.
773
00:21:06,110 --> 00:21:08,140
I just had to get my
friends the The Tune Hounds
774
00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:09,200
to do an auto-Tune remix.
775
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:09,518
- Hey Becky?
776
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,090
- Hey Becky?
777
00:21:11,090 --> 00:21:12,180
- Hey what's up?
- Hey Becky?
778
00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:13,230
- Yo, we're really excited
779
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,050
- Yo, we're really excited
780
00:21:14,050 --> 00:21:15,220
to be releasing this new
remix for you and your fans.
781
00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:16,942
Becky love you long time girl.
782
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,090
Becky love you long time girl.
783
00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:20,050
♪ Samoans are lazy ♪
784
00:21:20,050 --> 00:21:20,654
♪ Samoans are never on time ♪
785
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,050
♪ Samoans are never on time ♪
786
00:21:22,050 --> 00:21:24,030
♪ Samoans are lazy ♪
787
00:21:24,030 --> 00:21:24,366
♪ Samoans [indistinct] ♪
788
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,230
♪ Samoans [indistinct] ♪
789
00:21:25,230 --> 00:21:27,190
♪ Samoans are lazy ♪
790
00:21:27,190 --> 00:21:28,078
♪ Samoans are never on time ♪
791
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,020
♪ Samoans are never on time ♪
792
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:31,790
♪ Yeah and the same goes
for Cook Islanders ♪
793
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:32,220
♪ Yeah and the same goes
for Cook Islanders ♪
794
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:34,110
♪ Samoans ♪
795
00:21:34,110 --> 00:21:35,502
We got tune hounded.
796
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:36,010
We got tune hounded.
797
00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:36,210
She's won.
798
00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:39,214
- Is that good or bad?
799
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,050
- Is that good or bad?
800
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,130
Will it be on Ellen?
801
00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:42,926
I know that song's already
stuck in your guys' heads
802
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:44,060
I know that song's already
stuck in your guys' heads
803
00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:45,190
but never sing it.
804
00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:50,350
♪ Samoans are lazy ♪
805
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,220
♪ Samoans are lazy ♪
806
00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:56,220
- It's catchy, yeah.
807
00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:57,774
- Pretty good octave there.
- Play it again.
808
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:58,070
- Pretty good octave there.
- Play it again.
809
00:21:58,070 --> 00:22:00,020
♪ Samoans are lazy ♪
810
00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:01,486
♪ Samoans are never on time ♪
811
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,040
♪ Samoans are never on time ♪
812
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,210
♪ Samoans are lazy ♪
813
00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:05,198
♪ Samoans ♪
814
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,010
♪ Samoans ♪
815
00:22:06,010 --> 00:22:07,180
♪ Samoans are lazy ♪
816
00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:08,910
♪ Samoans are never on time ♪
817
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:09,220
♪ Samoans are never on time ♪
818
00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:12,200
♪ Yeah and the same goes
for Cook Islanders ♪
819
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:12,622
♪ Samoan ♪
820
00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,230
♪ Samoan ♪
821
00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:16,090
- [Announcer] Thanks
New Zealand On Air.
822
00:22:16,090 --> 00:22:16,335
And remember, I know
you're naked under there.
823
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,130
And remember, I know
you're naked under there.
824
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:23,730
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