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- [Narrator] Here's what you missed last week

on "Funny Girls".

The men all became feminists.

Kim got an ankle bracelet.

Kim got an ankle bracelet.

Pauline got a perm.

Laura got a boyfriend and Rose got an accent.

Laura got a boyfriend and Rose got an accent.

- I've always talked like this.

- [Narrator] And that's what you missed.

- [Narrator] And that's what you missed.

- So what exactly was the problem again?

- Oh, well I was playing my morning game of solitaire

- Oh, well I was playing my morning game of solitaire

and then when I finished the cards just started flying

and then when I finished the cards just started flying

all over the screen.

I think it was probably some sort of virus.

I think it was probably some sort of virus.

- That's actually just what happens after the game finishes.

- That's actually just what happens after the game finishes.

- Oh mad [giggles].

- Oh mad [giggles].

So you're new here, aren't you?

So you're new here, aren't you?

- I've been here 12 weeks.

- Oh yeah, you probably don't recognize me either.

- Oh yeah, you probably don't recognize me either.

I had a perm but just didn't feel like me

I had a perm but just didn't feel like me

so I just went straight again but I like your hair.

It's cool, it's great.

It's cool, it's great.

Is it a natural wave?

- I was like as a baby yeah.

I've always had this.

It's just a bit thinner.

It's just a bit thinner.

- [laughs] Mad.

- [laughs] Mad.

- [coughs] Do we have to be here while you do this or can.

- [coughs] Do we have to be here while you do this or can.

[door knocking]

[door knocking]

- Where's my bitches at?

- Okay, you guys have to stop saying that.

- Okay, you guys have to stop saying that.

You cannot use that like we use it.

- Oh, like the N word.

- Oh, like the N word.

- Yeah this is exactly the same.

- Oh, we come bearing good news.

- Oh, we come bearing good news.

I just received word that our show got a shout out

I just received word that our show got a shout out

on the website YouTube.

- And not just any YouTube, Planet Becky.

- And not just any YouTube, Planet Becky.

- And she has used a huge platform

to absolutely gush about the show, I assume.

to absolutely gush about the show, I assume.

Gush, I haven't watched it.

Gush, I haven't watched it.

- Hey guys.

- Hey guys.

So I just wanted to say a big thank you

to everyone that commented

on my eat a whole piece of April paper challenge.

on my eat a whole piece of April paper challenge.

You guys were so supportive

of me eating that whole piece of paper.

of me eating that whole piece of paper.

Now this week I was watching the show, the "Funny Girls"

Now this week I was watching the show, the "Funny Girls"

and they did a sketch about white girls

and you know, as a white girl, I was pretty offended.

and you know, as a white girl, I was pretty offended.

and you know, as a white girl, I was pretty offended.

So I'd really appreciate. - Wait, is this is

about the white girls be like sketch.

about the white girls be like sketch.

- White girls be like wasn't racist.

That's just what white girls be like.

That's just what white girls be like.

- Okay this is so bad for my personal brand.

All the tweens that watched tween model

All the tweens that watched tween model

absolutely loved Planet Becky.

- Well, we doing that show is bad

- Well, we doing that show is bad

for your personal brand IMO.

- What?

- What?

- It means in my opinions.

Did you learn nothing from your child boyfriend?

Did you learn nothing from your child boyfriend?

- Yeah so I'd really appreciate it

if you guys joined me and the boycott of "Funny Girls".

if you guys joined me and the boycott of "Funny Girls".

Rose Matafeos and Laura Daniels, you are racists.

Rose Matafeos and Laura Daniels, you are racists.

- Fucking white girls.

- Fucking white girls.

♪ Funny Girls ♪

[bright music]

[bright music]

- [Girls] Funny Girls

- [Man] Coming this summer,

- [Man] Coming this summer,

the movie event of the year.

the movie event of the year.

He was a man looking for love.

He was a man looking for love.

She was a woman searching in all the wrong places.

She was a woman searching in all the wrong places.

He was a janitor with dreams to clean up his life.

He was a janitor with dreams to clean up his life.

He was a janitor with dreams to clean up his life.

She was a single mom with the odds stacked against her.

She was a single mom with the odds stacked against her.

He was a drifter with a dark past.

He was a drifter with a dark past.

She was the girl next door who wanted a family of her own.

She was the girl next door who wanted a family of her own.

He was an accountant with no time to spare.

He was an accountant with no time to spare.

She was a raven with a beautiful plume.

She was a raven with a beautiful plume.

He was a vampire with a thirst for justice.

He was a vampire with a thirst for justice.

She was a clove of garlic with a heart of gold.

She was a clove of garlic with a heart of gold.

He was a stalker who would stop at nothing.

He was a stalker who would stop at nothing.

She was a dreamer with her head in the clouds.

She was a dreamer with her head in the clouds.

He was vet with a pet cow.

He was vet with a pet cow.

She was a cow with a pet vet.

He was the Christmas tree.

He was the Christmas tree.

She was a Hanukkah candle.

He was a psychopath who killed her entire family.

He was a psychopath who killed her entire family.

He was a psychopath who killed her entire family.

She was a hopeless romantic who fell for him anyway.

She was a hopeless romantic who fell for him anyway.

He was a lawyer.

She was a lawyer.

She was a lawyer.

He was a lawyer.

She was a jury member.

She was a jury member.

He was a jury member.

She was a jury member.

She was a jury member.

He was a jury member.

She was a judge.

She was a judge.

He was the guy recording stuff on that typey thing.

She was a gavel and they were the people who found him

She was a gavel and they were the people who found him

She was a gavel and they were the people who found him

- Guilty.

- [Man] And she was the fool who fell in love

- [Man] And she was the fool who fell in love

with a convicted murderer.

He was a, she was a coming soon.

- Okay people, gather around.

- Okay people, gather around.

We're gonna cut into the reveal cake now.

We're gonna find out what the baby is gonna be.

We're gonna find out what the baby is gonna be.

We're gonna find out what the baby is gonna be.

Oh God, I'm so nervous, okay.

[everyone sighing]

[everyone sighing]

It's gonna be white.

It's gonna be a white baby - We're gonna have

It's gonna be a white baby - We're gonna have

a white baby.

It's got my privilege.

[everyone laughing]

[everyone laughing]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[bright music]

- Hello, it's me, Pauline McCartney.

- And it's me, Jo Lenin innit

- And it's me, Jo Lenin innit

- Sorry cut.

What was that accent?

What was that accent?

- I was doing the same voice as you, hello.

- No I have a very distinct EF exit and it was not it.

- No I have a very distinct EF exit and it was not it.

- Hello.

- Hello.

- Hello [indistinct]

- Hello, what am I doing that you're not hearing?

- Hello, what am I doing that you're not hearing?

Hello.

- Hello, God nailed it.

- Hello, God nailed it.

- Hang on where are Kim and Zara?

They're supposed to be in this go beetle sketch with us.

They're supposed to be in this go beetle sketch with us.

- We're boycotting.

- Ah, good.

- Ah, good.

I'm not the only one that thinks

this sketch is a terrible idea.

- Oh, I'm sorry, Laura that I tried to inject some culture

- Oh, I'm sorry, Laura that I tried to inject some culture

into our low brow comedy show.

We watched Becky's video

We watched Becky's video

and we don't wanna work with racists.

- Kim, you were a convicted felon.

- Kim, you were a convicted felon.

You're lucky to even be here.

- Oh, so because she's white,

- Oh, so because she's white,

you immediately assume that she's a felon.

- No, I assumed that

- No, I assumed that

because of her criminal record, jail time,

and the ankle bracelet that is currently on her ankle.

and the ankle bracelet that is currently on her ankle.

- I'm not just another statistic.

- I'm not just another statistic.

- Great news, turns out Gary

- Great news, turns out Gary

from the IT department is single.

I found that out after a bit of sleuthing

I found that out after a bit of sleuthing

on the old internet.

- That has nothing to do with any of us.

- That has nothing to do with any of us.

- It does actually Laura because the bad news

is I asked Gary if he could take down

is I asked Gary if he could take down

that bloody Becky video but apparently, and I quote,

that's impossible Pauline.

that's impossible Pauline.

- Well of course we can't take the video down ourselves.

- Well of course we can't take the video down ourselves.

We have to do something.

Our own cast are boycotting our show.

Our own cast are boycotting our show.

- Is this true girls?

- Crystal.

- I think she means, yes.

- I think she means, yes.

- Okay, well then you're gonna have to apologize.

- Okay, well then you're gonna have to apologize.

We can't afford to lose white girls.

We can't afford to lose white girls.

We are making millennial sketch comedy.

Coconut water drinking white girls

Coconut water drinking white girls

are our biggest demographic.

- Fine, I'll apologize.

- Fine, I'll apologize.

- Yeah, me too but I'm gonna cross my fingers during it

- Yeah, me too but I'm gonna cross my fingers during it

or say no really quietly under my breath afterwards.

- Okay I don't care how you do it.

- Okay I don't care how you do it.

What matters is that the audience think

you're apologizing.

Okay now, I've gotta go, I've gotta go down

Okay now, I've gotta go, I've gotta go down

and see Gary from the IT department

and see Gary from the IT department

because my laptop is on the fritz.

- What's wrong with it?

- What's wrong with it?

- Just keeps breaking.

- Believe me, girls, it takes a special kind of guy

- Believe me, girls, it takes a special kind of guy

and a special kind of thing to get me going.

and a special kind of thing to get me going.

- What are you talking about?

- Yeah Rose, what do you mean?

- Yeah Rose, what do you mean?

- Oh, you'll know when you see it.

♪ The temperature is rising ♪

♪ The temperature is rising ♪

♪ And so is your sweater ♪

♪ And so is your sweater ♪

♪ It's so appetizing ♪

♪ I need a scarlet letter ♪

♪ I need a scarlet letter ♪

♪ Have you gotten inn-y ♪

♪ Had you got an out-y ♪

♪ Had you got an out-y ♪

♪ I wonder if you wondering the same things about me ♪

♪ Why would I wanna see your pics or your nips ♪

♪ Why would I wanna see your pics or your nips ♪

♪ When your body makes an arrow that points on your dick ♪

♪ When your body makes an arrow that points on your dick ♪

- Stupid [Beep] sweater

♪ Boy I wanna see your body ♪

♪ Boy I wanna see your body ♪

♪ But just one part of your body ♪

♪ But just one part of your body ♪

♪ Don't get too close I'm sentimental ♪

♪ Wanna see your tummy ♪

♪ Wanna see your tummy ♪

♪ I know when it's gotten accidental ♪

♪ Boy I love it when you lift your sweater up ♪

♪ Boy I love it when you lift your sweater up ♪

♪ Better mix your T-shirt up at the same time ♪

♪ Better mix your T-shirt up at the same time ♪

♪ At the same time ♪

♪ Sweater up, sweater up ♪

♪ Sweater up, sweater up ♪

♪ Driving me crazy and my eyes are glued ♪

♪ To the bottom of your belly ♪

♪ To the bottom of your belly ♪

♪ And on top of your pubes at the same time ♪

♪ At the same time ♪

♪ At the same time ♪

♪ At the same time ♪

♪ And sometimes when I have a bit of luck ♪

♪ Your sweater gets stuck when it's halfway up ♪

♪ Your sweater gets stuck when it's halfway up ♪

♪ While you struggle on your flare ♪

♪ While you struggle on your flare ♪

♪ I wanna take a stroll on your snail ♪

♪ Boy I love it when you life your sweater up ♪

♪ Boy I love it when you life your sweater up ♪

♪ Better mix your T-shirt up at the same time ♪

♪ Better mix your T-shirt up at the same time ♪

♪ At the same time ♪

♪ At the same time ♪

♪ Hands in the air 'cause I'm thanking God ♪

♪ Hands in the air 'cause I'm thanking God ♪

♪ For the fraction of material ♪

♪ That you taking off at the same time ♪

♪ That you taking off at the same time ♪

♪ At the same time ♪

♪ At the same time ♪

- So girls, why don't you tell me what you're into.

- So girls, why don't you tell me what you're into.

- You'll see.

♪ Oh yeah, Funny Girls ♪

♪ Oh yeah, Funny Girls ♪

♪ Oh yeah, Funny Girls ♪

♪ Ah yeah ah ♪

♪ Ah yeah ah ♪

♪ yeah Funny Girls ♪

[bright music]

[bright music]

- Look, I'm not apologizing or removing any video.

- Look, I'm not apologizing or removing any video.

That'd be so fake of me

and I can't do that to my followers.

and I can't do that to my followers.

- Fake?

This isn't even a real bedroom.

[bell ringing]

[bell ringing]

- Look, is there anything else you guys wanted to say?

I have a busy day.

I have a busy day.

- Excuse me Ms. Becky, just a reminder.

We've got a tweet coming up in three hours time

We've got a tweet coming up in three hours time

for our hump day.

What were you thinking?

Like happy hump day or something observational

Like happy hump day or something observational

like it's hump day with an emoji?

like it's hump day with an emoji?

- Isn't that your job to figure that out?

- Isn't that your job to figure that out?

- Yeah, I'll get a brainstorm started.

- Great, thank you.

- Look Becky, we just wanted to come here

- Look Becky, we just wanted to come here

and explain things girl to girl.

I mean, we're roughly the same age.

I mean, we're roughly the same age.

- We're not, like at all.

- We're not, like at all.

- Oh hell no.

- Look, what Laura is trying to say

is that we get it, you think we're racists

is that we get it, you think we're racists

but the thing is that we're not racist

but the thing is that we're not racist

is the funny thing because I'm half Samoan,

you may not have known that

you may not have known that

and Laura here she's half Cook Islander.

So really we've actually experienced half racism

So really we've actually experienced half racism

our entire lives, right?

our entire lives, right?

You name it, I've heard it.

Samoans are lazy.

Samoans are lazy.

Samoans are never on time.

Samoans never confined into the vintage dress

Samoans never confined into the vintage dress

every now and after three months

because apparently they didn't make vintage dresses

because apparently they didn't make vintage dresses

for women of a bigger size and maybe a polynesian figure.

for women of a bigger size and maybe a polynesian figure.

- Yeah and the same goes for Cook Islanders.

I mean, I think so.

I mean, I think so.

Like my complexion is kind of white

so I don't really get it as much.

so I don't really get it as much.

- The point we're tryna make here, right,

is that we're not bad people.

is that we're not bad people.

I know you were offended

and you have every right to be, okay?

But sometimes it's just hard to know the rules, you know?

But sometimes it's just hard to know the rules, you know?

And what you forget is that we're also half white

And what you forget is that we're also half white

as well like you. - Yeah, so maybe

you could just look deep within yourself

you could just look deep within yourself

and cut us some slack.

and cut us some slack.

You just been taking selfies this whole time?

- Is that what you're doing?

- No but guys, I don't actually think you're racist.

- No but guys, I don't actually think you're racist.

I'm not stupid, but outrage gets clicks.

I'm not stupid, but outrage gets clicks.

No, but if it means that much to you,

I'll take the video down.

I'll take the video down.

- Seriously?

- Oh my God.

- That'd be amazing.

- That'd be amazing.

- The tweens are really a big fan.

- Oh my gosh that's great.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Bye, yeah. - Oh, can I

just check something?

Can we keep things hover boards

Can we keep things hover boards

or do we have to return them?

- Yeah, sure.

- Yeah, sure.

I've got like 30.

- Great, okay.

- Thanks.

- Thank you, this is harder than I thought.

- And I can't.

- And I can't.

- Oh God, how do we move, Laura?

- Oh God, how do we move, Laura?

- All right, ready to play with the boys?

- All right, ready to play with the boys?

- Of course.

- All right, let's do it then.

Lads on three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

- [Team] Lads!

Watch it!

Watch it!

[indistinct shouting]

[indistinct shouting]

- Hey, hello I'm open.

- Hey, hello I'm open.

I'm so open.

I'm open, O-P-E-N.

I'm open, O-P-E-N.

I'm open, I'm not closed.

I'm open, come on.

I'm open, come on.

I literally have a sign that says open.

I literally have a sign that says open.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

Are you [beep] kidding me?

What, I need a dick to get passed the ball?

What, I need a dick to get passed the ball?

Well fine, I can play by your fucking rules.

Well fine, I can play by your fucking rules.

Here, now I've got a giant, erect dick.

Now will you pass to me?

Now will you pass to me?

Yeah, look at my big, veiny dick.

Look at it.

Yeah I'm open now bitch.

Yeah I'm open now bitch.

You gonna pass it to me now?

You gonna pass it to me now?

Oh, I'm gonna get paid more during the same job.

Oh, I'm gonna get paid more during the same job.

I'm a stupid [beep] guy.

Pass to me now.

Oh girl.

Oh girl.

- [Beep] girls.

- Forgive me your highness.

We are surrounded.

We are surrounded.

The enemy have us on every side.

The enemy have us on every side.

What are your orders?

What are your orders?

- Protect the women and children.

- Protect the women and children.

Every man fit to fight must join the royal guard.

Every man fit to fight must join the royal guard.

Are my orders clear?

Are my orders clear?

- Yes queen.

- Speak up!

- Yass queen.

- Yass me.

- So come on, girl.

You haven't told me what you're into yet.

You haven't told me what you're into yet.

- Oh, there's a special kind of thing

- Oh, there's a special kind of thing

I like to see a boy do.

- Oh come on Laura, spill.

- Oh come on Laura, spill.

- Well, there is someone right over there.

- Well, there is someone right over there.

♪ I see you pick your spot ♪

♪ Your spot ♪

♪ You all alone ♪

♪ You all alone ♪

♪ I think you forgot ♪

♪ I think you forgot ♪

♪ To get changed at home ♪

♪ Damn can see your physique ♪

♪ Damn can see your physique ♪

♪ Towels up technique on fleek ♪

♪ Turn into a freak when I peek at your cheek yeah ♪

♪ Turn into a freak when I peek at your cheek yeah ♪

♪ Undies round your feet make my knees go weak ♪

♪ Undies round your feet make my knees go weak ♪

♪ Egyptian cotton covered in the tight little bottom ♪

♪ Egyptian cotton covered in the tight little bottom ♪

♪ Like the way you wiggle tryna hide that diddle ♪

♪ 'Cause there's kids here ♪

♪ 'Cause there's kids here ♪

♪ You're my kinda guy ♪

♪ You're my kinda guy ♪

♪ Covered in my kinda shy ♪

♪ Baby you tryna hide ♪

♪ Baby you tryna hide ♪

♪ You can't ignore one thing I know for sure ♪

♪ You can't ignore one thing I know for sure ♪

♪ I know you're naked under there ♪

♪ I know you're naked ♪

♪ I know you're naked ♪

♪ I know I know I know you're naked ♪

♪ I know you're naked under there ♪

♪ I know you're naked under there ♪

♪ I know you're naked ♪

♪ I know know I know I know you're naked ♪

♪ I know you're naked ♪

♪ Changing out your underwear ♪

♪ Changing out your underwear ♪

♪ You know its not for me to watch you change so stealthily ♪

♪ You know its not for me to watch you change so stealthily ♪

♪ We like ass and you can shake it ♪

♪ We like ass and you can shake it ♪

♪ We both know I know you're naked ♪

♪ We both know I know you're naked ♪

So now you know what we're into Meds.

What are you into?

What are you into?

- You'll see.

♪ Ah yeah Funny Girls ♪

♪ Ah yeah Funny Girls ♪

♪ Ah yeah Funny Girls ♪

♪ Ah, yeah ah ♪

♪ Ah, yeah ah ♪

♪ yeah Funny Girls ♪

♪ yeah Funny Girls ♪

[bright playful music]

[bright playful music]

- Knock, knock, knock damsel in digital distress.

- Come in.

- Come in.

What's the problem this time?

What the heck have you done to it?

- Oh nothing that an IT wiz like you can't fix.

- Oh nothing that an IT wiz like you can't fix.

And as it's lunchtime,

I thought we might be able to dine Al fresco

I thought we might be able to dine Al fresco

while you do it.

You like a cracker?

- Actually, we need to be outside

for that phrase to make sense.

for that phrase to make sense.

What are you doing your spare time Gaz, you know to

Get away from the brain drain of the IT world?

Get away from the brain drain of the IT world?

- Actually, it's a bit embarrassing.

- Actually, it's a bit embarrassing.

- You don't have to be embarrassed in front of me.

- You don't have to be embarrassed in front of me.

I once got thrown out of an [All-You-Can-Eat] pizza hut for

tryna stay the night [laughs].

tryna stay the night [laughs].

- Well, actually I'm just starting to learn magic.

- Well, actually I'm just starting to learn magic.

Do you like magic?

- Do I like magic?

- Do I like magic?

I love magic.

Who doesn't like magic?

Card trick [laughs]

Card trick [laughs]

- Pick a card.

- Oh my God, it's amazing.

- Oh my God, it's amazing.

That's exactly when I was thinking of.

- That's not actually the trick,

but I think there's something behind your ear.

but I think there's something behind your ear.

- [screams] That's amazing.

- [screams] That's amazing.

How do you do that?

- It's a magic trick.

- It's a magic trick.

- You're amazing.

- Thanks.

- Do you want a cracker?

- Do you want a cracker?

- Yes please.

- It's so great.

- It's so great.

- No, what's Mike's dick like?

- Oh, okay.

Mike's is like this, hey I'm a dick!

Mike's is like this, hey I'm a dick!

- Jesus.

- Hey! - You're so crazy.

- Hey! - You're so crazy.

- He is in the military.

- Oh my God, I'm seeing this guy at the moment

and his is like this.

and his is like this.

What, are we gonna fuck or what?

What, are we gonna fuck or what?

- That is nothing.

I was in this guys and he was like this.

I was in this guys and he was like this.

- What's this say?

What does the hand symbolize?

What does the hand symbolize?

- You don't wanna know.

- Oh my God.

- Oh my God.

Okay at least your partner's one isn't like this, okay?

It's like [cold sounds]

It's like [cold sounds]

Oh, I'm so cold.

- Oh my God, get it a blanket [laughs].

- Oh my God, get it a blanket [laughs].

- Hi ladies.

- Hi ladies.

- Hi darling.

- You ready to go babe?

- Yeah.

- What are you guys giggling about?

- What are you guys giggling about?

- We were just doing impersonations of

- We were just doing impersonations of

our boyfriends dicks.

our boyfriends dicks.

- [laughs] Okay, this is my impersonation

of Stephs vagina [laughs].

of Stephs vagina [laughs].

- That is so offensive.

I can't.

I'm sorry.

You don't get to do that.

You [Beep] spat on my lap. - Babe, I'm sorry.

You [Beep] spat on my lap. - Babe, I'm sorry.

- Oh no, don't touch me.

- It was a joke. - Steph it's all right.

- It was a joke. - Steph it's all right.

- Was tryna join in with your friends.

- Was tryna join in with your friends.

See you later.

- That's [Beep] disgusting.

- So rude.

- So rude.

- So sexist.

- So come on Madz, it's your turn.

- Yeah tell us what you're into.

- Yeah tell us what you're into.

- Well, it's a special kind of guy.

- Well, it's a special kind of guy.

♪ The one thing that I want in my bed ♪

♪ Is a man who's wife is dead ♪

♪ Is a man who's wife is dead ♪

♪ I want widower, widower, widower, widower ♪

♪ I want widower, widower, widower, widower ♪

♪ I want widower, widower, widower, widower ♪

- No Madeleine that's not right.

- Yeah, what the hell?

- Yeah, what the hell?

Why can't you be into something normal like cop arms?

- Oh, come on, Laura.

- Oh, come on, Laura.

Like that towel [Beep] was normal.

Could we just keep doing my song please?

- Absolutely not.

- No.

- No.

- Guys?

All right guys, can I get a lift to the wake?

All right guys, can I get a lift to the wake?

All right guys, can I get a lift to the wake?

[bright music]

[bright music]

[bright music]

- Fin.

Check your inboxes ladies.

Our first completed work as writers on this show.

Our first completed work as writers on this show.

- A lunch order doesn't count as a piece of writing.

- A lunch order doesn't count as a piece of writing.

- Did it not contain words?

- Did it not contain words?

- Rose, there's a new Planet Becky video.

- Rose, there's a new Planet Becky video.

- Hi everyone.

So to let you know this week is earth day

and to celebrate that I'll be uploading

and to celebrate that I'll be uploading

a ten hour video of a black screen.

Anyway, enough about the dying planet.

Anyway, enough about the dying planet.

Just to follow up about the "Funny Girl" sitch.

Rose and Laura came to visit me

Rose and Laura came to visit me

in my little bedroom and they were so racist.

in my little bedroom and they were so racist.

- What the!

- What the!

- I'm gonna choke out this cracker.

- And I know this is kind of uncool,

- And I know this is kind of uncool,

but I secretly filmed them being racist

and I think you guys need to see it.

and I think you guys need to see it.

- Samoans are lazy.

Samoans are never on time.

Samoans are never on time.

- And same goes for Cook Islanders.

She was filming us the whole time.

She was filming us the whole time.

- How was she so good at the internet?

- I was so hurt by the awful racist things they were saying.

- I was so hurt by the awful racist things they were saying.

- I was so hurt by the awful racist things they were saying.

I just had to get my friends the The Tune Hounds

to do an auto-Tune remix.

- Hey Becky?

- Hey Becky?

- Hey what's up? - Hey Becky?

- Yo, we're really excited

- Yo, we're really excited

to be releasing this new remix for you and your fans.

Becky love you long time girl.

Becky love you long time girl.

♪ Samoans are lazy ♪

♪ Samoans are never on time ♪

♪ Samoans are never on time ♪

♪ Samoans are lazy ♪

♪ Samoans [indistinct] ♪

♪ Samoans [indistinct] ♪

♪ Samoans are lazy ♪

♪ Samoans are never on time ♪

♪ Samoans are never on time ♪

♪ Yeah and the same goes for Cook Islanders ♪

♪ Yeah and the same goes for Cook Islanders ♪

♪ Samoans ♪

We got tune hounded.

We got tune hounded.

She's won.

- Is that good or bad?

- Is that good or bad?

Will it be on Ellen?

I know that song's already stuck in your guys' heads

I know that song's already stuck in your guys' heads

but never sing it.

♪ Samoans are lazy ♪

♪ Samoans are lazy ♪

- It's catchy, yeah.

- Pretty good octave there. - Play it again.

- Pretty good octave there. - Play it again.

♪ Samoans are lazy ♪

♪ Samoans are never on time ♪

♪ Samoans are never on time ♪

♪ Samoans are lazy ♪

♪ Samoans ♪

♪ Samoans ♪

♪ Samoans are lazy ♪

♪ Samoans are never on time ♪

♪ Samoans are never on time ♪

♪ Yeah and the same goes for Cook Islanders ♪

♪ Samoan ♪

♪ Samoan ♪

- [Announcer] Thanks New Zealand On Air.

And remember, I know you're naked under there.

And remember, I know you're naked under there.

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