Original subtitles

- What am I doing?

- What am I doing?

I'm never out this late at night.

- Um, it's only 7:30.

- Oh no, I'm gonna miss Hottest Tween Model!

- Oh no, I'm gonna miss Hottest Tween Model!

I should go home.

- No, no, you're not going home.

This is gonna be fun,

This is gonna be fun,

and I'm already taping it

on VHS just like you like.

- Well, the quality's better.

- Well, the quality's better.

- Um, it's definitely not.

- It is.

[upbeat electronic music]

[upbeat electronic music]

- Go on, mate.

Go on ya big wuss.

Go on ya big wuss.

- Care to dance, my lady?

- Care to dance, my lady?

- Uh, uh, no, no, no.

- Uh, uh, no, no, no.

- No, no?

- [Woman] No.

- We called it a no, we called it a no.

- Back up, back up, back up.

- Back up, back up, back up.

- Almost a yes.

- Yeah, I know, I know.

- Next time.

- This is a disaster,

- This is a disaster,

they're completely blocking the snacks.

- It's not even Hawaiian themed.

- It's not even Hawaiian themed.

They just all came dressed like that.

- Well, Pauline isn't here

- Well, Pauline isn't here

so I probably should give a speech, yeah?

I believe it was Anna Nicole Smith that once said that-

I believe it was Anna Nicole Smith that once said that-

- Aloha, aloha.

- Aloha, aloha.

Greetings cast and crew of Funniest Homegirls.

Greetings cast and crew of Funniest Homegirls.

I just want to say congratulations on

I just want to say congratulations on

a passable season.

[crowd claps and cheers]

[crowd claps and cheers]

Now my colleagues will tell you

that I'm not one for long speeches.

that I'm not one for long speeches.

[men laugh]

[men laugh]

Ah.

The show has been canceled.

The show has been canceled.

Goodbye.

[microphone feedback squeaks]

I did not mean to drop that microphone.

I did not mean to drop that microphone.

[woman claps]

[woman claps]

- Oh.

[electronic music]

[electronic music]

♪ Funny girls ♪

♪ Funny girls ♪

♪ Funny girls ♪

♪ Funny girls ♪

[phone rings]

[phone rings]

- Are you okay?

- No, I've been getting some really bad

- No, I've been getting some really bad

period pain recently.

- [Friend] Oh, that sucks.

- Yeah, it's been a lot heavier than normal,

- Yeah, it's been a lot heavier than normal,

and I just have no idea why.

and I just have no idea why.

- You gonna go to the doctor or?

- Nah,

I was considering it 'cause normally I'm quite light,

I was considering it 'cause normally I'm quite light,

but it's been quite intense,

and I'm just not used to it

and I'm just not used to it

'cause normally my period's quite regular.

- [Security Guard] Ladies!

- [Security Guard] Ladies!

Everything under control?

- Yeah, we didn't call the cops or anything.

- Yeah, we didn't call the cops or anything.

- Yeah, we know love.

We received reports that someone in the vicinity

We received reports that someone in the vicinity

was discussing their pe-, pe-, per-, per-, pe-, perio-

was discussing their pe-, pe-, per-, per-, pe-, perio-

p-period, p-period.

p-period, p-period.

- Their period?

- Bingo, yeah.

- You're coming with me. - What?

- You're coming with me. - What?

- Wait, I don't even have my period!

[cop mutters] - What?! You pig!

[cop mutters] - What?! You pig!

[electronic music]

Here's to ten years since high school

Here's to ten years since high school

and still being best friends.

- Aw, selfie!

- Aw, selfie!

- Hey bitch! Ha!! Ah!

- [Chelsea] Um, excuse me?

- I hate being photo bombed.

Do not upload that to Facebook.

Do not upload that to Facebook.

- Of course not,

I don't need some basic ruining my new profile picture.

I don't need some basic ruining my new profile picture.

- Yeah, totally.

Let's take another one, woo!

- Retake!

- Retake!

[sinister music]

[lock clicks]

[woman gasps]

- What's going on honey?

- What's going on honey?

- I need to call Chelsea.

[woman breathing heavily]

[woman breathing heavily]

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music]

[camera clicking]

[camera clicking]

[distorted music]

- [Photo bomber] Hey [Beep].

- [Photo bomber] Hey [Beep].

- She's not picking up.

What are you looking at?

What are you looking at?

- Some of my favorite memories of our love.

- What's that?

- What's that?

- That is the happiest day of my life.

[woman gasps]

Honey?

Honey?

Honey?

Honey?

Honey?

[suspenseful music]

[haunting lullaby]

[haunting lullaby]

- [Photo Bomber] Hey [Beep]. [voice reverberating]

- [Photo Bomber] Hey [Beep]. [voice reverberating]

Hey [Beep] [voice ]

- No!

- No!

No!

No, it can't be!

No!

[suspenseful music continues]

[suspenseful music continues]

[woman gasps]

[woman gasps]

- And I was like, "Hey [Beep]!"

And then I was like, "Hey [Beep]!"

And then I was like, "Hey [Beep]!"

"Aaaah, la, la, la, la."

"Aaaah, la, la, la, la."

And then I like pashed this guy,

and I was like, whatever,

and I was like, whatever,

and then I saw some other sluts

and I took some more photos, I was like, "Hey [Beep]!"

They're like, "Yeah!"

They're like, "Yeah!"

- O-M-G, I think you're my funniest friend.

Shall we go out and ruin more peoples nights?

Shall we go out and ruin more peoples nights?

- Um, yas [Beep].

- Yas!

[women giggle]

[women giggle]

[upbeat music]

[music slows]

- Hey [Beep].

[static buzzes]

[static buzzes]

Hey [Beep] [voice reverberating]

Hey [Beep] [voice reverberating]

[electronic music]

[electronic music]

[cheery music]

- You're welcome!

Cost me five dollars.

[electronic music]

[electronic music]

[playful guitar music]

[playful guitar music]

[stand crashes]

- Hi, I was just wondering if you had any of the

- Hi, I was just wondering if you had any of the

[woman whispers inaudibly]

[woman whispers inaudibly]

- Sorry, the what?

- [woman whispers inaudibly]

- [woman whispers inaudibly]

- You're not saying anything.

- You know the thing you take

after you've been out all night

after you've been out all night

and done some stuff with someone,

and in the morning you're like, "Ah, what do we do?

"I don't even know you."

"I don't even know you."

- The emergency contraceptive pill?

- The emergency contraceptive pill?

- Yes, yes that one.

- I'll just check with our pharmacist. Kevin!

- I'll just check with our pharmacist. Kevin!

- Yes.

- This young lady would like the ECP.

- The what?

- The what?

- The ECP!

- Speak up!

- The emergency contraceptive pill.

- The emergency contraceptive pill.

- Oh, yeah, the whoopsy-daisy tablet,

- Oh, yeah, the whoopsy-daisy tablet,

the baby blocker,

oop, the embryo eater.

oop, the embryo eater.

That's a good one.

- That's the one.

- Did she use protection last night?

- Did she use protection last night?

- Bareback.

- Bareback.

- Okay, bareback.

- What was that, Dad?

- What was that, Dad?

- I'm sorry, it's bring your kid to work day.

- I'm sorry, it's bring your kid to work day.

The emergency contraceptive pill is what adults take

The emergency contraceptive pill is what adults take

to prevent themselves from having a child like you.

to prevent themselves from having a child like you.

- Ms. Daniel, are you here to mark me

on my school project?

on my school project?

- No Kimberly, I'm not your teacher today.

- Oh.

- Oh.

- Look, I was just hoping I could just get this

and go, not be a big deal.

and go, not be a big deal.

[horn honks]

Oh, Principal Heather, Sister Evelyn,

Oh, Principal Heather, Sister Evelyn,

Mom,

Mom,

mean girls from my high school

that now all have really good jobs in marketing.

that now all have really good jobs in marketing.

- Gosh, I'm sorry Laura,

- Gosh, I'm sorry Laura,

we're actually all out of the emergency contraceptive pill.

Are you sure that you used zero protection last night?

Are you sure that you used zero protection last night?

[women giggle and whisper]

[women giggle and whisper]

- You know what, I'll just be going,.

I'll just be going, thank you.

- No one's going anywhere!

- No one's going anywhere!

Hands on your heads!

Get down on the ground!

You, give me everything in the cash register,

You, give me everything in the cash register,

and I'm also going to need the, um...

[robber whispers inaudibly]

- Sorry, the what?

[robber whispers inaudibly]

- Still not saying anything.

- The ECP.

- They're all out.

- What, how do you know?

- What, how do you know?

- Right, no, Laura was trying to buy one

'cause she didn't make her drunken lay bag up last night.

'cause she didn't make her drunken lay bag up last night.

- Dude, aren't you supposed to have

- Dude, aren't you supposed to have

some confidentiality or something?

- No.

Oh, you're thinking of doctors.

No, I do what I want.

No, I do what I want.

- Why is no one giving this girl the, uh-

[robber whispers inaudibly]

[robber whispers inaudibly]

- Do you mean the emergency contraceptive pill?

Look, you girls know that's not embarrassing, right?

Look, you girls know that's not embarrassing, right?

If anything, it's very responsible-

[gun clicks]

I'll stop talking.

I'll stop talking.

- Get comfy 'cause we're not going anywhere

until me and my best mate, is it Laura?

until me and my best mate, is it Laura?

- Yep.

- Yep.

- Laura, get what we came for, the ECP.

- Laura, get what we came for, the ECP.

[upbeat electronic music]

[holiday music]

[holiday music]

- Lookie-lookie what I stole from the bar!

- Lookie-lookie what I stole from the bar!

- You do know that drinks are free, right?

- Oh. Yeah, yeah, of course.

- Oh. Yeah, yeah, of course.

- This sucks, I'm gonna have to go back to nannying.

- This sucks, I'm gonna have to go back to nannying.

- I'm gonna have to go back to being unemployed.

- I'm gonna have to go back to being unemployed.

- I'm gonna have to keep being an undercover cop.

- I'm gonna have to keep being an undercover cop.

I mean, regular cop.

- The show's been canceled.

- Um thanks, we know.

- I know how you feel.

- I know how you feel.

My axolotls died because I tried to post them in the mail.

My axolotls died because I tried to post them in the mail.

- I'm sorry?

- No, you're not.

- No, you're not.

- Hey, where's Rose?

- Hey, where's Rose?

- Rosie, you have not made a mistake.

[Rose mumbles indistinctly]

- You have not made a mistake.

- You have not made a mistake.

- You'll never regret this.

- What did he want?

- Oh, I didn't know what he was saying.

- Oh, I didn't know what he was saying.

My mouth was full so I couldn't even hear him.

[Rose chuckles]

- That's not how that works.

- That's not how that works.

- Darling, I've asked them to put on some Smashmouth

if you wanna boogie.

if you wanna boogie.

Oh, I'm sorry about the show.

It's just numbers,

It's just numbers,

but I think you're all really gonna enjoy

New Zealand's Hottest Tween Model.

New Zealand's Hottest Tween Model.

And at least one of you gets to keep a job.

- Job?

- Are you hosting Hottest Tween Model?

- Are you hosting Hottest Tween Model?

- I can't hear you, I can't here you, [mutters].

- I can't hear you, I can't here you, [mutters].

Sorry.

[hip-hop beat]

♪ Funny Girls ♪

[hip-hop beat]

♪ Funny Girls ♪

[classical music]

[classical music]

[upbeat club music]

[upbeat club music]

♪ Listen up y'all ♪

♪ 'Cause this is it ♪

♪ 'Cause this is it ♪

♪ The beat that I'm banging is delicious ♪

♪ The beat that I'm banging is delicious ♪

♪ Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco ♪

♪ Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco ♪

♪ They want my treasure ♪

♪ So they get their pleasures from my photo ♪

♪ So they get their pleasures from my photo ♪

♪ You can see me ♪

♪ You can't squeeze me ♪

♪ I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy ♪

♪ I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy ♪

♪ I got reasons why I tease 'em ♪

♪ Boys just come and go like seasons ♪

♪ Boys just come and go like seasons ♪

♪ Fergalicious, so delicious ♪

♪ But I ain't promiscuous ♪

♪ But I ain't promiscuous ♪

♪ And if you were suspicious ♪

♪ All that shit is fictitious ♪

♪ All that shit is fictitious ♪

♪ I blow kisses ♪

♪ That puts them boys on rock rock ♪

♪ That puts them boys on rock rock ♪

♪ And they be lining down the block ♪

♪ Just to watch what I got ♪

♪ Just to watch what I got ♪

♪ It's so delicious ♪

♪ It's hot, hot ♪

♪ It's hot, hot ♪

♪ It's so delicious ♪

♪ I put them boys on rock rock ♪

♪ I put them boys on rock rock ♪

♪ It's so delicious ♪

♪ They want a taste of what I got ♪

♪ They want a taste of what I got ♪

♪ I'm Fergalicious ♪

♪ T-T-T-Tasty, tasty ♪

♪ T-T-T-Tasty, tasty ♪

♪ Fergalicious def ♪

♪ Fergalicious def ♪

♪ Fergalicous def [voice echoes] ♪

♪ Fergalicous def [voice echoes] ♪

♪ Fergalicious definition ♪

♪ Make them boys go crazy ♪

♪ Make them boys go crazy ♪

♪ They always claim they know me ♪

- Whoa, whoa! What?

- I thought that would fix it!

- I thought that would fix it!

- No! No, you cannot kiss your way our of this

- No! No, you cannot kiss your way our of this

with your brown sugar lips!

Come on you guys, let's go! This party sucks!

Come on you guys, let's go! This party sucks!

♪ I'm up in the gym just working on my fitness ♪

♪ I'm up in the gym just working on my fitness ♪

♪ He's my witness, woo wee! ♪

- You know, for the record,

- You know, for the record,

you are all terrible make-up artists!

you are all terrible make-up artists!

- Yup, that's fair!

- Brynley, hey.

- Brynley, hey.

Hey, look I know I'm really drunk

Hey, look I know I'm really drunk

and this is probably gonna be a really big mistake,

but I would just kill myself if I didn't say it.

but I would just kill myself if I didn't say it.

So you are breathtaking and I'm in love with you.

So you are breathtaking and I'm in love with you.

- Oh my God. I'm so sorry.

- Oh my God. I'm so sorry.

I don't know who you are. Sorry.

- I'm the camera guy.

[hip-hop beat]

[gavel thuds]

- You women stand accused of talking

- You women stand accused of talking

about your lady business freely and openly at work.

about your lady business freely and openly at work.

- What are we doing here?

- Your honor, these are nice girls. They're good girls.

- Your honor, these are nice girls. They're good girls.

They just got mixed up in the wrong stuff.

We've all made mistakes your honor.

Why don't we just give them a slap on the wrist?

Why don't we just give them a slap on the wrist?

- For what? We didn't do anything!

- For what? We didn't do anything!

- I don't even have my period.

- Ms. Williams! You will be quiet

or you will be held in contempt of the court.

or you will be held in contempt of the court.

- How is talking about your period against the law?

- How is talking about your period against the law?

- Aw, 'cause it's gross! So yuck!

- What's next, you're gonna fine us for even having periods?

- What's next, you're gonna fine us for even having periods?

- No, we'll see if that bill passes in May.

- No, we'll see if that bill passes in May.

In the meantime, I'm sentencing you both to jail time

In the meantime, I'm sentencing you both to jail time

of a period of no less than four years.

- What?!

- What?!

- That's bullsh*t!

And you just said period.

- Make that five years!

- Make that five years!

And I wasn't talking about women's periods,

And I wasn't talking about women's periods,

although I guess I was just then.

Nope, fair's fair, I will also send myself to jail.

Nope, fair's fair, I will also send myself to jail.

One year for me [gavel thuds].

Thanks Brad.

- Hey!

- Hey!

- I hope you get a period.

- I hate you! - I hope you get a period.

- I hate you! - I hope you get a period.

- Well it's gonna be an awkward car ride.

[metal clanks]

Ow.

Ow.

[electronic music]

- Hey ladies, can I interest you in any dessert?

- Hey ladies, can I interest you in any dessert?

Some cheesecake?

Some cheesecake?

- Oh I dunno, we just had a really big lunch, like...

- Yeah, I dunno if I could eat another bite.

- Yeah, I dunno if I could eat another bite.

I get full so quickly.

- Yeah me too. I get full so quickly.

- Yeah me too. I get full so quickly.

Sometimes I get full from just breathing in.

Aah, okay.

Aah, okay.

Well what about just like, what about half though?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Uh excuse me! Two halves please.

- They only come in one size.

- They only come in one size.

- Aw, okay.

Well just bring me cake.

Well just bring me cake.

[jazzy music]

[fork clanks]

[fork clanks]

Oh no, did we just eat a whole cheesecake each?

Oh no, did we just eat a whole cheesecake each?

- There's no one really in the restaurant.

No one can prove we ate anything.

No one can prove we ate anything.

- Oo, sorry ladies.

We're actually just about to close up shop.

We're actually just about to close up shop.

Oo, someone was hungry, eh?

Oo, someone was hungry, eh?

[trunk creaks]

[trunk creaks]

[door slams]

- This is the fourth waiter this month.

- This is the fourth waiter this month.

- Hey no. You made me eat half.

- I only had half because you said you were having half.

- I only had half because you said you were having half.

- Yeah and two halves make a whole cheesecake!

- Yeah and two halves make a whole cheesecake!

[woman sobs]

[woman sobs]

Keep it together. That's just the sugar crash talking.

[woman sobbing]

[woman sobbing]

- Okay.

Do you think before we bury the body we could go

Do you think before we bury the body we could go

halfsies on a cronut?

- Yeah. I'll cut. You pick.

- Yeah. I'll cut. You pick.

- That's fair.

[waiter yelling]

[hip-hop beat]

[hip-hop beat]

[girl whispering]

[girl whispering]

- Do you promise not to tell anyone?

- Yeah!

- But do you pinky promise?

- But do you pinky promise?

- [Narrator] It's the Pinky Promise Ring.

- [Narrator] It's the Pinky Promise Ring.

The ring to give your best friend

when you tell her a secret.

when you tell her a secret.

- Shh. - Shh.

♪ It's amazing, it's really cool ♪

♪ Pinky promise ♪

♪ Pinky promise ♪

♪ Pinky Promise Ring! ♪

- It's so pretty!

- It's so pretty!

- It's pink.

- I feel like a princess.

- I feel like a princess.

- It's really cool.

♪ Tell her a secret, get her the ring. ♪

♪ Tell her a secret, get her the ring. ♪

♪ Pinky promise, Pinky Promise Ring! ♪

♪ Pinky promise, Pinky Promise Ring! ♪

- [Narrator] It's the only accessory

that keeps your secrets safe.

that keeps your secrets safe.

Simply place the ring on your friend's finger,

tell her a secret, and if that bitch spills,

tell her a secret, and if that bitch spills,

she gets punished!

[ring beeping]

[ring beeping]

Now with three new levels of secrecy.

Tightening.

Tightening.

[ring beeping]

- Boy that's tight.

- [Narrator] Burning.

- She said she has a deviated septum,

but it is totally just cosmetic.

but it is totally just cosmetic.

[friend giggles]

[ring beeping]

Ow!

Ow!

- [Narrator] And for those really big secrets, amputation!

- I never should have told that secret.

- I never should have told that secret.

♪ Side effects include scarring and blood loss ♪

♪ Side effects include scarring and blood loss ♪

♪ Pinky promise, Pinky Promise Ring! ♪

♪ Pinky promise, Pinky Promise Ring! ♪

- [Narrator] The Pinky Promise Ring,

'cause if she doesn't respect your secrets,

'cause if she doesn't respect your secrets,

she doesn't deserve fingers.

[girl screaming]

[girl screaming]

[girls laughing]

[girls laughing]

- Shhh.

[hip-hop beat]

[hip-hop beat]

♪ Funny girls ♪

♪ Funny girls ♪

[hip-hop beat]

♪ Funny girls ♪

[classical music]

[classical music]

- Cheers Cassie.

- Hey, how's your mom?

- Hey, how's your mom?

- Oh she's good. She got a new job.

She misses you guys though.

She misses you guys though.

- Do you think we'll all be okay?

- I am so high.

- Oh god, me too. - Thank God you said that.

- Oh god, me too. - Thank God you said that.

[woman inhales deeply]

[woman inhales deeply]

- [Beep, Beep] it's the cops. Flush it!

Shh! Flush it.

- [Friend] What are you doing?

- [Friend] What are you doing?

[ladies whispering]

- [Rose] Yo, it's me. It's Rose.

- [Group] Rose.

- [Group] Rose.

- [Rose] Yes.

- Oh, thank God.

- I've just come by to make an announcement.

- I've just come by to make an announcement.

I will not be hosting New Zealand's Hottest Tween Model

I will not be hosting New Zealand's Hottest Tween Model

I will not be hosting New Zealand's Hottest Tween Model

after all, 'cause they are very young.

after all, 'cause they are very young.

Do you know how young they are?

- Yeah, they're tweens.

- Yeah, that's disgusting.

- Yeah, that's disgusting.

- No, Rose. You should do it.

- I, you know, I prefer if I just keep making stuff

- I, you know, I prefer if I just keep making stuff

with you guys actually, pretty fun.

- I think I know someone who could help you out.

- Uh, is it your mom?

[women laugh]

[women laugh]

[women continue laughing]

[women continue laughing]

- Your mom, 'cause she's-

[electronic music]

[women gasping and crying]

[women gasping and crying]

- We're hungry!

Please, take this off.

What is this place? Is this prison?

What is this place? Is this prison?

- No, child.

This is a place of safety,

a secret haven where women are free

a secret haven where women are free

to talk about their periods.

- [Woman] Such bad cramps.

- [Woman] Such bad cramps.

- [Woman 2] Does anybody have a wheat pack?

- [Woman 2] Does anybody have a wheat pack?

- Follow me.

Ladies, this room is full of relaxing lavender baths.

Ladies, this room is full of relaxing lavender baths.

And this room is full of cushions

and piles of food.

and piles of food.

[chips crunch]

- Wow.

- Wow.

And this is for if you're feeling mad

And this is for if you're feeling mad

and you don't know why.

- This place is heaven!

- Let's stay here forever!

- And this last room is the armory.

- And this last room is the armory.

[metal scraping]

- Well what's this for?

- Well what's this for?

- We have to be armed for the uprising.

- We have to be armed for the uprising.

- I'm sorry?

- To bring about a world where our children can talk freely

about Aunt Flo or ask for a Panadol

about Aunt Flo or ask for a Panadol

without feeling shame we must shed blood!

To be free to talk about shedding blood!

To be free to talk about shedding blood!

- [Warriors] Flow!

- Today's the day ladies.

- Today's the day ladies.

To the death!

[women shouting]

[women shouting]

- I think the door's this way.

- I think the door's this way.

- Thank you for the necklaces!

[electronic music]

[electronic music]

- What about Leroy?

- What about Leroy?

- Veto.

I knew a guy at high school called Leroy.

He hit his teacher with a car.

He hit his teacher with a car.

- Harley?

- Veto. Do you want our kid to have a rat's tail

- Veto. Do you want our kid to have a rat's tail

and piss his pants when he's angry?

- Well what do you like then?

- Mm, how 'bout Ronald?

- Mm, how 'bout Ronald?

- Veto. As in McDonald?

- As in Weasley.

- As in Weasley.

- Well what if he gets your, you know?

- Oh, yeah. Joffrey.

- Oh, yeah. Joffrey.

- Veto. What is wrong with you?

- Veto. What is wrong with you?

Channing?

- Veto. You like that film way too much.

- Jack?

- Veto.

- Veto.

Our last name is Offlots.

- Oh. Yeah.

- Oh. Yeah.

- Bundy?

- Veto. Fritzel?

- How about something really fun?

- How about something really fun?

Like the Joker?

- Veto. Password?

- Veto. Password?

- Veto. Too weak.

- Basil?

- Veto. What about [pants heavily] Hot Sand?

- Veto. What about [pants heavily] Hot Sand?

- Veto, what about creme caramel?

- Veto, what about creme caramel?

- Veto. Sha-wing!

- Veto. What about [snarls]?

- Veto. What about [snarls]?

- Veto. What about twoooo shooooes.

- Veto. What about twoooo shooooes.

- Veto. What about [imitates chicken] the third?

- Veto. What about [imitates chicken] the third?

- What about Baby?

- No, what if it grows up?

- No, what if it grows up?

- [Dad] Oh yeah.

- So it'd be good for a while, but...

- So it'd be good for a while, but...

- [Dad] True.

- What about-

My water's just broke.

My water's just broke.

- Mm, veto.

- No seriously, my water's just broke.

- Really?

- Really?

- What about Danny DeVito?

- What?

- What?

- No, yeah we should go

to the hospital. - Yeah yeah.

- Hi guys!

Oh look at this little man.

Oh look at this little man.

Have you had any ideas on a name?

- Veto. - Veto.

- Oo.

That's actually quite a popular one this year.

Hm.

[electronic music]

[electronic music]

[news theme music]

[news theme music]

- We return now to the hostage situation

developing in a local pharmacy.

developing in a local pharmacy.

- The perpetrator is believed to be this woman.

- The perpetrator is believed to be this woman.

- Amongst the list of demands made

was a fueled helicopter, two million dollars in cash,

was a fueled helicopter, two million dollars in cash,

was a fueled helicopter, two million dollars in cash,

a box set of the Gilmore Girls, and [host whispers]

a box set of the Gilmore Girls, and [host whispers]

- Sorry Marj. What was that?

- Sorry Marj. What was that?

- The ECP.

- Still can't understand you Marj.

- Still can't understand you Marj.

- Do you recall the office Christmas party

by any chance Mike?

by any chance Mike?

- Hey. We agreed we were never to speak of that.

- Uh, we now cross live to the scene.

[sirens blaring]

[sirens blaring]

[action music]

- [Police in Radio] Our [indistinct] drop has been made.

Hold your positions, Over?

Hold your positions, Over?

[sirens blaring]

[electronic music]

[electronic music]

[electronic music]

- Can I just say that I'm just really glad

- Can I just say that I'm just really glad

that we got to meet today,

that we got to meet today,

and I'm super excited about this.

I think I've got such a great team

I think I've got such a great team

and we've got some really great ideas.

Only thing I had a bit of a worry about was the title.

Only thing I had a bit of a worry about was the title.

Only thing I had a bit of a worry about was the title.

- No problem, Rose.

Our new production company have been looking

for a show exactly like yours,

for a show exactly like yours,

and we're really excited to hear all of your ideas.

[woman pounds table]

[woman pounds table]

- Is that from House of Cards?

- Is it?

Damn it, I thought I came up with it.

Damn it, I thought I came up with it.

- No.

- Right.

Maybe a great idea for a funny sketch.

Maybe a great idea for a funny sketch.

- The only thing is that there's nothing funny

about that idea.

about that idea.

- Well, not in your opinion,

but look we've got a lot of ideas,

but look we've got a lot of ideas,

and we're super excited about working with you,

and we're super excited about working with you,

and this is gonna be fun.

- It will be fun if we both do our own jobs.

- It will be fun if we both do our own jobs.

[cheery music]

[cheery music]

- Should we go out for a brioche?

I'm starving.

- Now that is a good idea.

- Now that is a good idea.

[cheery music]

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