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[upbeat retro music]

[upbeat retro music]

- [All] Sexy cops.

[siren wailing] [suspenseful music]

- Freeze, hands in the air.

- Freeze, hands in the air.

- Drop your towels.

- We had a little tip off

- We had a little tip off

that someone here was in possession of illegal firearms.

You got a license for these guns?

- Police.

- Police.

Remain calm.

- Are you guys extras? [bell rings]

- Are you guys extras? [bell rings]

- We're the police, ma'am.

The real police.

The real police.

- Oh no, we were just doing a sketch.

We were impersonating you.

Is that illegal, are we in trouble?

Is that illegal, are we in trouble?

- Yeah, these aren't real uniforms.

These are stripper uniforms, see?

These are stripper uniforms, see?

[Velcro rips]

- Okay, we're here for her.

- Okay, we're here for her.

Kim Crossman, I'm placing you under arrest

Kim Crossman, I'm placing you under arrest

for breaking and entering and theft.

- No, no this must be a mistake.

- No, no this must be a mistake.

Kim would never do anything like that.

No, I'm gonna ring Pauline.

No, I'm gonna ring Pauline.

Where is my phone?

Do you know if it's in your pants, no?

She's gonna hear about this.

She's gonna hear about this.

You'll be fine, Kim.

- Here you go.

- Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I just got that, she...

Mm-hm okay.

Mm-hm okay.

Take her away, boys.

- Come on. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- Come on. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- Come on. - No, ow.

Get your hand off me, pigs.

Get your hand off me, pigs.

Ow. - Come on.

- You could grab me tighter.

- Can I put my shirt back on now?

- Can I put my shirt back on now?

- [Both] No.

[bell rings] [upbeat music]

[bell rings] [upbeat music]

♪ Funny girls. ♪

Funny girls.

- He is such an asshole,

like, obviously something was wrong

like, obviously something was wrong

because I was doing those loud exhales,

you know, when you're in bed

you know, when you're in bed

and you're like pretending you are asleep?

Anyway.

Yeah, I'll call you back, okay.

Georgie, we are so super stoked to have you on board.

I just really wanted to go over some, like,

I just really wanted to go over some, like,

specific sales techniques that we have here.

specific sales techniques that we have here.

- Oh my God, like fire away because I'm such a fast learner.

- [chuckles] That's good.

Well, first of all,

Well, first of all,

tomorrow you'll need to dress better.

Yeah I mean, what you've got on is cute.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- What I was supposed to say is that it isn't cute.

Yeah, but we do have a staff rack actually out back

Yeah, but we do have a staff rack actually out back

and it's full of all these

and it's full of all these

expensive, beautiful, amazing clothes

that customers will really want to buy

that customers will really want to buy

but they're not actually available in stores.

That kind of messes with their head, which is,

That kind of messes with their head, which is,

you know, kind of the whole vibe that we're going with.

you know, kind of the whole vibe that we're going with.

I'm just not sure if we have anything in your size.

But anyway, another thing.

So here we really go out of our way

to make sure that our customers feel, like,

to make sure that our customers feel, like,

as insecure as possible.

So if someone has a question,

So if someone has a question,

the best thing to do

is just kind of zone out and really ignore them.

is just kind of zone out and really ignore them.

- Excuse me, do you have this in a size 10?

- Excuse me, do you have this in a size 10?

Sorry, do you have this in a size 10?

Sorry, do you have this in a size 10?

I'll just try and fit into this so,

thanks.

- See, and it works like every time.

- See, and it works like every time.

Another thing that you can do

is actually like approach the person and be like,

"Hey, hun how're you doing?"

"Hey, hun how're you doing?"

And you can kind of stand back

and just like look them up and down from like head to toe,

and just like look them up and down from like head to toe,

judging them and, like,

judging them and, like,

the decisions that they've made in life.

Yeah, it's taking me a while though,

because I guess for me though,

because I guess for me though,

I really try and focus in on problem areas

and it's just like, you have so many,

and it's just like, you have so many,

that's why it takes so long.

- It just makes me feel very sad.

- It just makes me feel very sad.

- Yeah, it makes me feel really good though.

Another thing that we have.

When you go in the changing rooms, the mirrors there,

When you go in the changing rooms, the mirrors there,

are actually fun house mirrors

that we got from an abandoned circus.

that we got from an abandoned circus.

Oh sweetie, it looks like you might need a bigger size.

Oh sweetie, it looks like you might need a bigger size.

Maybe two sizes bigger [laughs]

Maybe two sizes bigger [laughs]

Oh see, and what we've done there

is we've actually cut off the curtain

because public shaming is not only super popular,

because public shaming is not only super popular,

it also helps with an upsale.

I'll probably get at least a beach towel

I'll probably get at least a beach towel

out of her for this.

So one other thing that I really like to do,

So one other thing that I really like to do,

if somebody's card declines,

is actually turn all the music in the store right down.

is actually turn all the music in the store right down.

Just like that.

And then you go,

And then you go,

"I'm sorry but your card declined."

"I'm sorry but your card declined."

- No, that wasn't me.

I work here so.

- Well, it's just a trial.

- Well, it's just a trial.

[laughs]

Yeah.

Oh, look at that.

That's good timing.

That's good timing.

So I'm gonna leave you to your own devices now

with this customer.

Good luck and remember everything that I taught you.

Good luck! [laughs]

- Okay. [chuckles]

- Okay. [chuckles]

Hi. [laughs]

Hi. [laughs]

Do I have the job?

Do I have the job?

- Yeah, you totally got the job.

- Ow.

- Ow.

[vintage music]

[vintage music]

God, I cannot believe Kim is a criminal.

God, I cannot believe Kim is a criminal.

It's crazy, out of all of us,

It's crazy, out of all of us,

I would've thought it was gonna be Brynley.

No offense, Brynley.

No offense, Brynley.

- Aw, that's so nice of you to say.

- It is.

- What the flip?

- What the flip?

- Are you okay?

- No, no I can't find my brushes.

- No, no I can't find my brushes.

- Do not tell Pauline though, guys.

I don't want the curse.

- The curse?

- The curse?

- Yeah, you know?

No makeup artist has ever lasted more than a week here.

And then after that,

And then after that,

they don't want to do makeup, ever again.

- God.

- God.

Hope that's not 'cause of us, hey.

- I had them yesterday when I was doing Kim.

- I had them yesterday when I was doing Kim.

- Ah, that'll be why.

I'm so sorry, you will not be getting those brushes back.

I'm so sorry, you will not be getting those brushes back.

- Right team, code red, this is not good.

- Right team, code red, this is not good.

The blokes upstairs wanna talk to everyone.

So no more secrets, okay?

So no more secrets, okay?

Why did nobody tell me we had a thief in our midst?

- She didn't exactly tell us she was a thief.

- She didn't exactly tell us she was a thief.

Ah.

Ah.

- Yeah, of course.

She's good.

She's good.

[R&B music]

[R&B music]

- [Advert narrator] Ladies, are you sick of makeup products

- [Advert narrator] Ladies, are you sick of makeup products

that take up valuable time and space?

that take up valuable time and space?

Well, throw away those pesky individual makeup items

Well, throw away those pesky individual makeup items

and get the one slap makeup mask.

and get the one slap makeup mask.

Now with just one slap,

[slaps herself]

[slaps herself]

you get it all!

- And now I have time for what I really love.

- And now I have time for what I really love.

My children.

Mommy loves you [laughs]

- [Advert narrator] Don't waste another minute on makeup.

With the one slap makeup mask,

With the one slap makeup mask,

slapping on your new look is simple.

slapping on your new look is simple.

- It's so easy, even your friends can help apply it.

- It's so easy, even your friends can help apply it.

- What?

This is the girl that's been sleeping with my boyfriend?

This is the girl that's been sleeping with my boyfriend?

[slaps woman]

[slaps woman]

- Sure am.

- What the [Beep] is going on here?

- What the [Beep] is going on here?

- [Advert Narrator] With just one slap,

you get foundation, contouring, highlighter,

you get foundation, contouring, highlighter,

bronzer, blush, eyeshadow,

eyeliner, mascara and lipstick.

eyeliner, mascara and lipstick.

- Love yourself.

- Love yourself.

- Now my husband really does notice me.

- Now my husband really does notice me.

- Jesus [Beep] Christ!

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

What the hell is that, honey?

What the hell is that, honey?

You look like a beaten up clown.

Oh.

[slaps woman]

- [Advert Narrator] Slap on that beauty

- [Advert Narrator] Slap on that beauty

with that one slap makeup mask.

- Love yourself.

- Love yourself.

♪ Oh yeah, funny girls. ♪

♪ Oh yeah, funny girls. ♪

♪ Oh yeah, funny girls. ♪

♪ Oh yeah. ♪

♪ Oh yeah. ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh yeah funny girls ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh yeah funny girls ♪

[classical music]

[classical music]

- And so it's really important that

when you're putting the wet mixture into the dry mixture,

when you're putting the wet mixture into the dry mixture,

it's very steady and slow because otherwise--

- Rose, stop talking, okay?

- Rose, stop talking, okay?

A known criminal somehow got a job on your show

and then stole my favorite mug.

and then stole my favorite mug.

I'm down to my backup mug.

I'm down to my backup mug.

And it's just...

It's just not as good.

It's just not as good.

So, we're screening everyone for criminal convictions.

And I want you to be honest with us.

And I want you to be honest with us.

- Oh no, you are, [laughs]

you are safe with me.

you are safe with me.

I am conviction free.

I am conviction free.

Apart from when I...

Sometimes when I put cashews through in the self-checkout,

I do it under peanuts.

I do it under peanuts.

But, everyone does that.

But, everyone does that.

- I once bought a sausage from a sausage sizzle,

and I needed the money for parking.

and I needed the money for parking.

So I took back the gold coin donation

and I still ate the sausage.

and I still ate the sausage.

- I didn't mean to drop the brick on the Guinea pig.

- No, crimes!

- No, crimes!

- I was just holding it and fell on it and it died.

- I was just holding it and fell on it and it died.

- Sometimes avocados drop from the neighbor's tree

- Sometimes avocados drop from the neighbor's tree

on my side of the fence, and I just take them.

on my side of the fence, and I just take them.

- I don't live by any rules except for when I'm at a pool.

- I don't live by any rules except for when I'm at a pool.

'Cause those are important.

- I ate Rose's lunch and blamed it on Laura.

- I ate Rose's lunch and blamed it on Laura.

Woo-hoo, this feels good.

I feel, well I feel free.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[crowd cheering]

- It's "Is It Official?"

- It's "Is It Official?"

Yes folks, the show where we give you a little tissue

Yes folks, the show where we give you a little tissue

to wipe up those commitment issues.

Let's meet the contestants.

Let's meet the contestants.

He's 27-year-old bassist from local covers band,

He's 27-year-old bassist from local covers band,

it's Derrick.

- No songs from after 1960.

- No songs from after 1960.

- [laughs] Next up we have 22-year-old marketing student.

- [laughs] Next up we have 22-year-old marketing student.

- [laughs] Next up we have 22-year-old marketing student.

It's Karen.

- I have a very rare blood type,

- I have a very rare blood type,

and there are no known donors.

- Yay! [laughs]

- Yay! [laughs]

Now remember, contestants.

We are gonna show you a couple and you need to work out

We are gonna show you a couple and you need to work out

whether their relationship is official, or not.

whether their relationship is official, or not.

Let's meet the first couple.

Let's meet the first couple.

They have a rule,

she's only allowed to stay over one night a week.

But she's on his flat cleaning roster.

But she's on his flat cleaning roster.

[buzzer beeps]

- Oh, it is official,

- Oh, it is official,

but she's gonna break up with him on Christmas day?

[Audience] Aw.

- That is correct.

More like, "Hark the Herald angels" single for those two.

[audience laughs]

Next up.

Next up.

They like to hold hands at the movies,

but he lets go as soon as the lights come up.

but he lets go as soon as the lights come up.

[buzzer beeps]

- So I'd like to play my Ask card.

- So I'd like to play my Ask card.

- Of course, Derrick.

- What movie were they seeing?

- The new "Hunger Games."

- The new "Hunger Games."

- Oh, then it's not official.

He was just too embarrassed to go by himself.

He was just too embarrassed to go by himself.

- That is correct.

Sorry you two.

Sorry you two.

Looks like the odds were never in your favor.

[Audience] Aw.

[Audience] Aw.

All right, last couple.

He wrote and recorded a song for her for Valentine's Day.

He wrote and recorded a song for her for Valentine's Day.

Aw.

But she hasn't even bothered to listen to it yet.

But she hasn't even bothered to listen to it yet.

[Audience] Aw.

- Oh, this is a hard one.

- Oh, this is a hard one.

So, can we see the couple?

- Certainly.

- So Karen, is it official or not?

- So Karen, is it official or not?

- Yes, Karen.

Are you serious about my son or not?

Are you serious about my son or not?

That's right, I'm his mother.

That's right, I'm his mother.

- Love you, mom.

- Love you too, darling.

- Love you too, darling.

By the way, thanks for finally bothering to meet me.

- No I-- - Before you say anything,

Karen,

Karen,

this audience is made up entirely of his

this audience is made up entirely of his

aunts and uncles.

- Can we,

- Can we,

can we talk about this after the show?

[audience boos]

[audience boos]

- Oh no, I don't think so.

- Okay, this is it, it's official.

- Really? - It's official.

- Really? - It's official.

- Oh yes!

- Congratulations, you win.

Stay tuned folks,

Stay tuned folks,

because we've got another game show coming straight up.

because we've got another game show coming straight up.

"Set the Date." - What?

- Set the date.

Set the date. - No.

Set the date. - No.

- [Audience chanting] Set the date!

Set the date!

- Set the date!

- Set the date!

Come on, all my uncles are watching.

Come on.

Come on.

[upbeat electronic music]

- So there's the foot.

- So there's the foot.

And, there's the head.

Oh.

Do you want to know if it's a hottie or a nottie?

Do you want to know if it's a hottie or a nottie?

- Yes, please.

- Yes, please.

- It's a nottie.

- It's a nottie.

I'm sorry.

- It's okay.

We'll still love it anyway.

We'll still love it anyway.

[upbeat electronics music]

[upbeat electronics music]

[couple giggling]

[couple giggling]

- Wait.

- Whats wrong?

- Whats wrong?

- Nothing, it's just...

I've never done this before.

It's my first time.

It's my first time.

- Oh.

That's okay, we don't have to do--

- No.

- No.

I want to.

Show me.

[couple giggles]

[kissing noises]

[kissing noises]

- Are you okay?

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm okay.

More than okay.

More than okay.

- Tea?

- What's wrong?

- What's wrong?

- Nothing.

It's just,

I've never done this before.

I've never done this before.

- Done what, drink tea?

- Done what, drink tea?

- It's my first time.

- I can make you something else.

- No.

- No.

I want to.

Show me.

- Yeah, okay.

You just, um

just drink it, I guess.

just drink it, I guess.

- Ow my mouth!

- Are you okay?

- Are you okay?

- I'm okay.

More than okay.

So what do we do now?

- Well, I guess we just go to sleep.

- Well, I guess we just go to sleep.

- Okay.

- Goodnight.

[playful suspense music]

[playful suspense music]

- Now what?

Oh, nothing it's just,

Oh, nothing it's just,

I've never done this before.

I've never done this before.

It's my first time. - Your first time?

Really, it's your first time going to sleep?

Really, it's your first time going to sleep?

- It's so embarrassing.

- No, it's not embarrassing.

- No, it's not embarrassing.

It's just kind of, impossible.

- I should leave.

- I should leave.

- No, it's fine, it's fine.

Look, you just lay back.

Look, you just lay back.

Yeah, good.

Then you close your eyes, like this, see?

Then you close your eyes, like this, see?

And then you just go to sleep.

And then you just go to sleep.

- I'm so silly!

- No you're not silly.

I just can't fathom how you've never...

I just can't fathom how you've never...

It doesn't matter, I have to pee.

It doesn't matter, I have to pee.

- Oh, so do I, but...

- How?!

- How?!

How have you never peed?

- I trust you!

I want you to show me,

I want you to show me,

show me how to pee!

No get out of here!

No get out of here!

Out!

Oh Jesus.

- Sorry.

[phone rings]

[phone rings]

- Hi.

No, no I'm outside.

Yeah, I'm not staying the night.

Yeah, I'm not staying the night.

No he totally fell for it.

Completely.

Completely.

Bye.

Okay.

[laughs] Such a dumbass.

♪ Oh yeah, funny girls ♪

♪ Oh yeah, funny girls ♪

♪ Oh yeah, funny girls ♪

♪ Oh yeah, oh oh oh yeah, funny girls ♪

♪ Oh yeah, oh oh oh yeah, funny girls ♪

♪ Oh yeah, oh oh oh yeah, funny girls ♪

[vintage suspenseful music]

[vintage suspenseful music]

[sighs]

[sighs]

- Okay.

Well I think we can get this cleared up pretty quickly.

Check my record.

Check my record.

You'll see that I have six, tiny road rage incidents.

And yes,

And yes,

in 1994 I got drunk and I stole the Pauline avenue sign

for reasons, which I think are fairly obvious.

for reasons, which I think are fairly obvious.

- Pauline, I just wanted to say thank you for hiring Kim.

- Pauline, I just wanted to say thank you for hiring Kim.

- What?

- What?

- We've had thousands of hits on our Facebook page.

We are trending on Twitter.

We are trending on Twitter.

We're expecting huge ratings on the next episode.

We're expecting huge ratings on the next episode.

- Oh, well, I mean it wasn't just me.

I mean,

I've got my wonderful team that are working behind me.

I've got my wonderful team that are working behind me.

- They're not the ones who hired a wanted criminal Pauline.

That was all you.

That was all you.

And it was so brave.

Thank you.

Thank you.

- Well, you're welcome.

And it was all part of my grand plan.

And it was all part of my grand plan.

I'm just so happy that you guys are prepared to support me

on this.

- I mean, no, no.

Obviously we have to fire you.

Obviously we have to fire you.

- I'm sorry?

Pauline you know our rules.

Pauline you know our rules.

One, everyone gets a chance.

Two,

one strike, you're out.

one strike, you're out.

- We're really sorry, Pauline.

- Okay.

- Okay.

Well you promise me this, okay?

You take care of my girls,

[man whispers]

[man whispers]

because if you don't,

I'm going to be adding four more road rage incidents

I'm going to be adding four more road rage incidents

to my rap sheet.

Because I'll be running you over with my car.

- Yeah, we got it.

- Yeah, we got it.

- I didn't get it.

- I didn't get it.

- She was going to run us...

- She was going to run us...

- I've not been paying any attention, sorry.

- Oh, right.

- Oh, right.

- Earlier she said something about road rage,

and then it was kind of referencing...

and then it was kind of referencing...

[upbeat electronic music]

[crowd cheering]

- Those were some very sassy puppets.

- Those were some very sassy puppets.

Right, listen up troops.

Right, listen up troops.

The wars been tough.

If I'd have known it was going to be this tough

I probably wouldn't have come.

I probably wouldn't have come.

We all miss our wives and girlfriends.

We all miss our wives and girlfriends.

I think we deserve a bit of a feminine presence.

I think we deserve a bit of a feminine presence.

What do you say?

[crowd cheers]

[crowd cheers]

Okay, well,

please put your hands together and go crazy

please put your hands together and go crazy

for your next act,

The Wartime Gal!

[crowd cheers]

- All that clapping for little old us?

Well, my name is Judy.

Well, my name is Judy.

- I'm Betty.

- And I'm little Meg.

And we're here to do just one thing.

And we're here to do just one thing.

[All together] Sing!

- Hit it!

- Hit it!

[crowd cheering]

♪ Well, we're just three wholesome country girls ♪

♪ Well, we're just three wholesome country girls ♪

♪ And we've been shipped right across the world. ♪

♪ And we've been shipped right across the world. ♪

♪ We got on a plane, and you boys know just why we came. ♪

♪ We got on a plane, and you boys know just why we came. ♪

♪ We make your willy stick ♪

♪ We make your willy stick ♪

♪ when we do our thing. ♪

♪ We're gonna give you a boner then get out of here. ♪

♪ We're gonna give you a boner then get out of here. ♪

♪ Give you a boner then get out of here. ♪

♪ Give you a boner then get out of here. ♪

♪ We're not seeing here but you can have a glance. ♪

♪ We're not seeing here but you can have a glance. ♪

♪ And pitch a new tent right in your pants. ♪

♪ We are three cute dolls, ♪

♪ We are three cute dolls, ♪

♪ who give you boys all blue, blue balls. ♪

♪ who give you boys all blue, blue balls. ♪

♪ So we say hello, and then we go, go go. ♪

♪ So we say hello, and then we go, go go. ♪

♪ We're gonna give you a boner then get out of here. ♪

♪ We'll give you a boner then get out of here. ♪

♪ We'll give you a boner then get out of here. ♪

♪ We'll give you a boner then get out of here. ♪

[tap dancing clicks]

[tap dancing clicks]

[crowd cheering]

♪ We have come from a distant land ♪

♪ We have come from a distant land ♪

♪ to give you something you can tuck in your waistband. ♪

♪ to give you something you can tuck in your waistband. ♪

♪ You are gonna throb ♪

♪ While we're back home all taking your jobs. ♪

♪ While we're back home all taking your jobs. ♪

♪ We gotta leave quick quick ♪

♪ We'll say bye to our dicks ♪

♪ We'll say bye to our dicks ♪

♪ We're gonna give you a boner then get out of here ♪

♪ We're gonna give you a boner then get out of here ♪

♪ We just gave you a boner now we're out of here. ♪

♪ We just gave you a boner now we're out of here. ♪

♪ Bye-bye your boner. ♪

- See ya later boys!

- See ya later boys!

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

- Well that's the last one, everybody outside now!

- Well that's the last one, everybody outside now!

- Yeah, can we just have like five or so minutes

just to stay sitting?

just to stay sitting?

- What?

No, we're being destroyed out there.

Come on, let's go let's go!

Come on, let's go let's go!

Move soldiers.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Stand up straight!

What the hell is wrong with you?

What the hell is wrong with you?

[upbeat electronic music]

[upbeat electronic music]

[news opening music]

- Marge I have started a walking club.

- Marge I have started a walking club.

- Oh, that sounds wonderful.

- Oh, that sounds wonderful.

What do you do?

- We just go walking really.

- Oh, I'd love to join you two.

- Maybe.

- Maybe.

Oh there you are love.

Leading tonight's news,

Leading tonight's news,

Sarah Finkelstein.

You remember Sarah?

You remember Sarah?

You used to play with her daughter Marsha

when you were seven.

She has run off to Fiji with her yoga instructor.

She has run off to Fiji with her yoga instructor.

Her family is devastated.

Absolutely tragic.

Absolutely tragic.

I always said that she was trouble.

- And now some technology news.

- And now some technology news.

The computer's doing that thing again.

The computer's doing that thing again.

I can't get onto Facebook to upload the photos

of your brother's graduation.

of your brother's graduation.

- I never have any trouble with my computer.

Jessica set mine up over Christmas

Jessica set mine up over Christmas

and now it works like a dream.

- And now to Karen with the weather.

- And now to Karen with the weather.

- And now to Karen with the weather.

- And the forecast is for sunshine.

Although, best to take your brolly,

Although, best to take your brolly,

'cause you never know.

- So true.

You never know.

You never know.

- Sometimes it just rains, doesn't it?

[both laugh]

[both laugh]

- Oh, and there've been no reports of tornadoes,

floods or fires of any kind.

floods or fires of any kind.

So, I really don't understand why you haven't been able

So, I really don't understand why you haven't been able

to call your mother these last three weeks.

- Thanks Karen.

- Thanks Karen.

My daughter rings me every Sunday.

My daughter rings me every Sunday.

- Really?

She must not be as busy as my Jessica.

She must not be as busy as my Jessica.

And now with sport, here's your father.

And now with sport, here's your father.

[snorts]

[snorts]

- Is it dinner time?

[vintage music]

[vintage music]

[Pauline] Well girls,

[Pauline] Well girls,

I'm afraid you won't be seeing much more of me.

I'm afraid you won't be seeing much more of me.

I have been fired.

- What?

- Pauline!

- Pauline!

- Oh my God.

- I knew it, I am magical.

I've known it all along.

I've known it all along.

Yes, I did it.

I broke the curse.

Yes!

Yes!

Woo-hoo!

Super good news, bye!

Super good news, bye!

Woo-hoo!

- Well, I'm glad to see some of you look disappointed.

- I can't believe this, this is awful.

- I can't believe this, this is awful.

It's okay, come here.

Come on.

- No, no sorry.

- No, no sorry.

I don't hug people,

but I can't believe this.

but I can't believe this.

- Well, I'm going to miss each and every one of you.

Rose, Laura, Bronwyn.

Rose, Laura, Bronwyn.

- Brynley.

- White paper cup guy, beanie, beardie, gray hooded girl.

- White paper cup guy, beanie, beardie, gray hooded girl.

I'll never forget you guys.

- This sucks.

- This sucks.

This absolutely sucks.

- Yeah, it does suck.

- Fuck it.

- Fuck it.

You know what?

Let's check the props.

- Fuck yeah, let's check the props!

- Fuck yeah, let's check the props!

- Yes!

- Yeah!

- You guys seen the corkscrew?

- Oh, um...

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