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[upbeat retro music]
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[upbeat retro music]
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- [All] Sexy cops.
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[siren wailing]
[suspenseful music]
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- Freeze, hands in the air.
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- Freeze, hands in the air.
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- Drop your towels.
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- We had a little tip off
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- We had a little tip off
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that someone here was in
possession of illegal firearms.
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You got a license
for these guns?
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- Police.
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- Police.
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Remain calm.
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- Are you guys extras?
[bell rings]
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- Are you guys extras?
[bell rings]
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- We're the police, ma'am.
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The real police.
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The real police.
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- Oh no, we were
just doing a sketch.
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We were impersonating you.
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Is that illegal,
are we in trouble?
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Is that illegal,
are we in trouble?
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- Yeah, these aren't
real uniforms.
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These are stripper
uniforms, see?
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These are stripper
uniforms, see?
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[Velcro rips]
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- Okay, we're here for her.
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- Okay, we're here for her.
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Kim Crossman, I'm
placing you under arrest
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Kim Crossman, I'm
placing you under arrest
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for breaking and
entering and theft.
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- No, no this must be a mistake.
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- No, no this must be a mistake.
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Kim would never do
anything like that.
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No, I'm gonna ring Pauline.
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No, I'm gonna ring Pauline.
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Where is my phone?
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Do you know if it's
in your pants, no?
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She's gonna hear about this.
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She's gonna hear about this.
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You'll be fine, Kim.
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- Here you go.
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- Thank you very much.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I just got that, she...
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Mm-hm okay.
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Mm-hm okay.
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Take her away, boys.
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- Come on.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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- Come on.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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- Come on.
- No, ow.
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Get your hand off me, pigs.
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Get your hand off me, pigs.
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Ow.
- Come on.
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- You could grab me tighter.
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- Can I put my
shirt back on now?
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- Can I put my
shirt back on now?
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- [Both] No.
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[bell rings]
[upbeat music]
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[bell rings]
[upbeat music]
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♪ Funny girls. ♪
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Funny girls.
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- He is such an asshole,
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like, obviously
something was wrong
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like, obviously
something was wrong
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because I was doing
those loud exhales,
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you know, when you're in bed
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you know, when you're in bed
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and you're like
pretending you are asleep?
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Anyway.
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Yeah, I'll call you back, okay.
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Georgie, we are so super
stoked to have you on board.
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I just really wanted
to go over some, like,
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I just really wanted
to go over some, like,
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specific sales techniques
that we have here.
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specific sales techniques
that we have here.
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- Oh my God, like fire away
because I'm such a fast learner.
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- [chuckles] That's good.
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Well, first of all,
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Well, first of all,
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tomorrow you'll need
to dress better.
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Yeah I mean, what
you've got on is cute.
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- Thank you.
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- Thank you.
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- What I was supposed to
say is that it isn't cute.
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Yeah, but we do have a
staff rack actually out back
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Yeah, but we do have a
staff rack actually out back
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and it's full of all these
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and it's full of all these
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expensive, beautiful,
amazing clothes
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that customers will
really want to buy
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that customers will
really want to buy
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but they're not actually
available in stores.
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That kind of messes with
their head, which is,
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That kind of messes with
their head, which is,
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you know, kind of the whole
vibe that we're going with.
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you know, kind of the whole
vibe that we're going with.
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I'm just not sure if we
have anything in your size.
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But anyway, another thing.
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So here we really
go out of our way
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to make sure that our
customers feel, like,
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to make sure that our
customers feel, like,
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as insecure as possible.
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So if someone has a question,
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So if someone has a question,
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the best thing to do
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is just kind of zone out
and really ignore them.
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is just kind of zone out
and really ignore them.
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- Excuse me, do you
have this in a size 10?
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- Excuse me, do you
have this in a size 10?
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Sorry, do you have
this in a size 10?
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Sorry, do you have
this in a size 10?
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I'll just try and
fit into this so,
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thanks.
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- See, and it works
like every time.
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- See, and it works
like every time.
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Another thing that you can do
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is actually like approach
the person and be like,
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"Hey, hun how're you doing?"
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"Hey, hun how're you doing?"
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And you can kind of stand back
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and just like look them up and
down from like head to toe,
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and just like look them up and
down from like head to toe,
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judging them and, like,
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judging them and, like,
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the decisions that
they've made in life.
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Yeah, it's taking
me a while though,
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because I guess for me though,
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because I guess for me though,
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I really try and focus
in on problem areas
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and it's just like,
you have so many,
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and it's just like,
you have so many,
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that's why it takes so long.
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- It just makes
me feel very sad.
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- It just makes
me feel very sad.
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- Yeah, it makes me
feel really good though.
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Another thing that we have.
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When you go in the changing
rooms, the mirrors there,
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When you go in the changing
rooms, the mirrors there,
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are actually fun house mirrors
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that we got from an
abandoned circus.
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that we got from an
abandoned circus.
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Oh sweetie, it looks like
you might need a bigger size.
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Oh sweetie, it looks like
you might need a bigger size.
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Maybe two sizes bigger [laughs]
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Maybe two sizes bigger [laughs]
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Oh see, and what
we've done there
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is we've actually
cut off the curtain
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because public shaming is
not only super popular,
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because public shaming is
not only super popular,
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it also helps with an upsale.
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I'll probably get at
least a beach towel
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I'll probably get at
least a beach towel
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out of her for this.
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So one other thing that
I really like to do,
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So one other thing that
I really like to do,
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if somebody's card declines,
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is actually turn all the
music in the store right down.
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is actually turn all the
music in the store right down.
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Just like that.
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And then you go,
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And then you go,
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"I'm sorry but your
card declined."
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"I'm sorry but your
card declined."
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- No, that wasn't me.
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I work here so.
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- Well, it's just a trial.
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- Well, it's just a trial.
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[laughs]
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Yeah.
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Oh, look at that.
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That's good timing.
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That's good timing.
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So I'm gonna leave you
to your own devices now
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with this customer.
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Good luck and remember
everything that I taught you.
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Good luck! [laughs]
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- Okay. [chuckles]
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- Okay. [chuckles]
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Hi. [laughs]
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Hi. [laughs]
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Do I have the job?
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Do I have the job?
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- Yeah, you totally got the job.
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- Ow.
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- Ow.
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[vintage music]
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[vintage music]
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God, I cannot believe
Kim is a criminal.
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God, I cannot believe
Kim is a criminal.
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It's crazy, out of all of us,
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It's crazy, out of all of us,
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I would've thought it
was gonna be Brynley.
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No offense, Brynley.
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No offense, Brynley.
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- Aw, that's so
nice of you to say.
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- It is.
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- What the flip?
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- What the flip?
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- Are you okay?
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- No, no I can't
find my brushes.
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- No, no I can't
find my brushes.
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- Do not tell
Pauline though, guys.
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I don't want the curse.
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- The curse?
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- The curse?
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- Yeah, you know?
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No makeup artist has ever
lasted more than a week here.
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And then after that,
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And then after that,
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they don't want to do
makeup, ever again.
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- God.
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- God.
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Hope that's not
'cause of us, hey.
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- I had them yesterday
when I was doing Kim.
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- I had them yesterday
when I was doing Kim.
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- Ah, that'll be why.
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I'm so sorry, you will not be
getting those brushes back.
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I'm so sorry, you will not be
getting those brushes back.
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- Right team, code
red, this is not good.
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- Right team, code
red, this is not good.
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The blokes upstairs
wanna talk to everyone.
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So no more secrets, okay?
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So no more secrets, okay?
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Why did nobody tell me we
had a thief in our midst?
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- She didn't exactly
tell us she was a thief.
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- She didn't exactly
tell us she was a thief.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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- Yeah, of course.
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She's good.
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She's good.
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[R&B music]
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[R&B music]
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- [Advert narrator] Ladies,
are you sick of makeup products
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- [Advert narrator] Ladies,
are you sick of makeup products
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that take up valuable
time and space?
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that take up valuable
time and space?
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Well, throw away those pesky
individual makeup items
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Well, throw away those pesky
individual makeup items
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and get the one
slap makeup mask.
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and get the one
slap makeup mask.
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Now with just one slap,
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[slaps herself]
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[slaps herself]
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you get it all!
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- And now I have time
for what I really love.
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- And now I have time
for what I really love.
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My children.
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Mommy loves you [laughs]
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- [Advert narrator] Don't
waste another minute on makeup.
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With the one slap makeup mask,
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With the one slap makeup mask,
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slapping on your
new look is simple.
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slapping on your
new look is simple.
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- It's so easy, even your
friends can help apply it.
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- It's so easy, even your
friends can help apply it.
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- What?
261
00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:22,340
This is the girl that's been
sleeping with my boyfriend?
262
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This is the girl that's been
sleeping with my boyfriend?
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[slaps woman]
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[slaps woman]
265
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- Sure am.
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- What the [Beep]
is going on here?
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- What the [Beep]
is going on here?
268
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- [Advert Narrator]
With just one slap,
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you get foundation,
contouring, highlighter,
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you get foundation,
contouring, highlighter,
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bronzer, blush, eyeshadow,
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eyeliner, mascara and lipstick.
273
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eyeliner, mascara and lipstick.
274
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- Love yourself.
275
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- Love yourself.
276
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- Now my husband
really does notice me.
277
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- Now my husband
really does notice me.
278
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- Jesus [Beep] Christ!
279
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Oh my God.
280
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Oh my God.
281
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What the hell is that, honey?
282
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What the hell is that, honey?
283
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You look like a beaten up clown.
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Oh.
285
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[slaps woman]
286
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- [Advert Narrator]
Slap on that beauty
287
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- [Advert Narrator]
Slap on that beauty
288
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with that one slap makeup mask.
289
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- Love yourself.
290
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- Love yourself.
291
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♪ Oh yeah, funny girls. ♪
292
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♪ Oh yeah, funny girls. ♪
293
00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:07,050
♪ Oh yeah, funny girls. ♪
294
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♪ Oh yeah. ♪
295
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♪ Oh yeah. ♪
296
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♪ Oh, oh, oh yeah funny girls ♪
297
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♪ Oh, oh, oh yeah funny girls ♪
298
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[classical music]
299
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[classical music]
300
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- And so it's really
important that
301
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when you're putting the wet
mixture into the dry mixture,
302
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when you're putting the wet
mixture into the dry mixture,
303
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it's very steady and
slow because otherwise--
304
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- Rose, stop talking, okay?
305
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- Rose, stop talking, okay?
306
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A known criminal somehow
got a job on your show
307
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and then stole my favorite mug.
308
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and then stole my favorite mug.
309
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I'm down to my backup mug.
310
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I'm down to my backup mug.
311
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And it's just...
312
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It's just not as good.
313
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It's just not as good.
314
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So, we're screening everyone
for criminal convictions.
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And I want you to
be honest with us.
316
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And I want you to
be honest with us.
317
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- Oh no, you are, [laughs]
318
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you are safe with me.
319
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you are safe with me.
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I am conviction free.
321
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I am conviction free.
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Apart from when I...
323
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Sometimes when I put cashews
through in the self-checkout,
324
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I do it under peanuts.
325
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I do it under peanuts.
326
00:07:53,170 --> 00:07:55,141
But, everyone does that.
327
00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,170
But, everyone does that.
328
00:07:56,170 --> 00:07:58,180
- I once bought a sausage
from a sausage sizzle,
329
00:07:58,180 --> 00:07:58,853
and I needed the
money for parking.
330
00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,090
and I needed the
money for parking.
331
00:08:00,090 --> 00:08:02,200
So I took back the
gold coin donation
332
00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:02,565
and I still ate the sausage.
333
00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,120
and I still ate the sausage.
334
00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,150
- I didn't mean to drop the
brick on the Guinea pig.
335
00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:06,277
- No, crimes!
336
00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:09,030
- No, crimes!
337
00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:09,989
- I was just holding it
and fell on it and it died.
338
00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,170
- I was just holding it
and fell on it and it died.
339
00:08:11,170 --> 00:08:13,701
- Sometimes avocados drop
from the neighbor's tree
340
00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:15,030
- Sometimes avocados drop
from the neighbor's tree
341
00:08:15,030 --> 00:08:17,413
on my side of the fence,
and I just take them.
342
00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:18,030
on my side of the fence,
and I just take them.
343
00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:21,125
- I don't live by any rules
except for when I'm at a pool.
344
00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:21,170
- I don't live by any rules
except for when I'm at a pool.
345
00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:23,000
'Cause those are important.
346
00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,837
- I ate Rose's lunch
and blamed it on Laura.
347
00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:25,050
- I ate Rose's lunch
and blamed it on Laura.
348
00:08:26,090 --> 00:08:28,220
Woo-hoo, this feels good.
349
00:08:33,010 --> 00:08:34,070
I feel, well I feel free.
350
00:08:35,050 --> 00:08:35,973
[upbeat music]
351
00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:37,170
[upbeat music]
352
00:08:37,170 --> 00:08:39,030
[crowd cheering]
353
00:08:39,030 --> 00:08:39,685
- It's "Is It Official?"
354
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- It's "Is It Official?"
355
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Yes folks, the show where
we give you a little tissue
356
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Yes folks, the show where
we give you a little tissue
357
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to wipe up those
commitment issues.
358
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Let's meet the contestants.
359
00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:48,030
Let's meet the contestants.
360
00:08:48,030 --> 00:08:50,821
He's 27-year-old bassist
from local covers band,
361
00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:51,100
He's 27-year-old bassist
from local covers band,
362
00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:53,150
it's Derrick.
363
00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:54,534
- No songs from after 1960.
364
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,010
- No songs from after 1960.
365
00:08:58,110 --> 00:08:58,246
- [laughs] Next up we have
22-year-old marketing student.
366
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- [laughs] Next up we have
22-year-old marketing student.
367
00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:02,120
- [laughs] Next up we have
22-year-old marketing student.
368
00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,090
It's Karen.
369
00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:05,670
- I have a very rare blood type,
370
00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:06,020
- I have a very rare blood type,
371
00:09:06,020 --> 00:09:07,130
and there are no known donors.
372
00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:09,382
- Yay! [laughs]
373
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,130
- Yay! [laughs]
374
00:09:11,130 --> 00:09:13,000
Now remember, contestants.
375
00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:13,094
We are gonna show you a couple
and you need to work out
376
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,010
We are gonna show you a couple
and you need to work out
377
00:09:15,010 --> 00:09:16,806
whether their relationship
is official, or not.
378
00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:19,020
whether their relationship
is official, or not.
379
00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:20,518
Let's meet the first couple.
380
00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:21,000
Let's meet the first couple.
381
00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,110
They have a rule,
382
00:09:22,110 --> 00:09:24,010
she's only allowed to stay
over one night a week.
383
00:09:24,010 --> 00:09:24,230
But she's on his
flat cleaning roster.
384
00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,210
But she's on his
flat cleaning roster.
385
00:09:26,210 --> 00:09:27,170
[buzzer beeps]
386
00:09:27,170 --> 00:09:27,942
- Oh, it is official,
387
00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,060
- Oh, it is official,
388
00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:31,190
but she's gonna break up
with him on Christmas day?
389
00:09:32,190 --> 00:09:33,150
[Audience] Aw.
390
00:09:33,150 --> 00:09:34,140
- That is correct.
391
00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:38,080
More like, "Hark the Herald
angels" single for those two.
392
00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,040
[audience laughs]
393
00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:39,078
Next up.
394
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,110
Next up.
395
00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:42,030
They like to hold
hands at the movies,
396
00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:42,790
but he lets go as soon
as the lights come up.
397
00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:43,040
but he lets go as soon
as the lights come up.
398
00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,050
[buzzer beeps]
399
00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:46,502
- So I'd like to
play my Ask card.
400
00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:47,140
- So I'd like to
play my Ask card.
401
00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:48,120
- Of course, Derrick.
402
00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,140
- What movie were they seeing?
403
00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:50,214
- The new "Hunger Games."
404
00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:51,080
- The new "Hunger Games."
405
00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,070
- Oh, then it's not official.
406
00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:53,926
He was just too embarrassed
to go by himself.
407
00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,130
He was just too embarrassed
to go by himself.
408
00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:57,070
- That is correct.
409
00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:57,638
Sorry you two.
410
00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:58,180
Sorry you two.
411
00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:01,000
Looks like the odds were
never in your favor.
412
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:01,350
[Audience] Aw.
413
00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:02,030
[Audience] Aw.
414
00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:04,080
All right, last couple.
415
00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:05,062
He wrote and recorded a song
for her for Valentine's Day.
416
00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:07,010
He wrote and recorded a song
for her for Valentine's Day.
417
00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:08,110
Aw.
418
00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:08,774
But she hasn't even bothered
to listen to it yet.
419
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,120
But she hasn't even bothered
to listen to it yet.
420
00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,020
[Audience] Aw.
421
00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:12,486
- Oh, this is a hard one.
422
00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:13,080
- Oh, this is a hard one.
423
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,210
So, can we see the couple?
424
00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:15,180
- Certainly.
425
00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:19,910
- So Karen, is it
official or not?
426
00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:22,070
- So Karen, is it
official or not?
427
00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:23,120
- Yes, Karen.
428
00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:23,623
Are you serious
about my son or not?
429
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,040
Are you serious
about my son or not?
430
00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,335
That's right, I'm his mother.
431
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,100
That's right, I'm his mother.
432
00:10:29,090 --> 00:10:30,050
- Love you, mom.
433
00:10:30,050 --> 00:10:31,047
- Love you too, darling.
434
00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:31,140
- Love you too, darling.
435
00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:33,010
By the way, thanks for
finally bothering to meet me.
436
00:10:33,010 --> 00:10:34,230
- No I--
- Before you say anything,
437
00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:34,759
Karen,
438
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,140
Karen,
439
00:10:36,140 --> 00:10:38,471
this audience is made
up entirely of his
440
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,050
this audience is made
up entirely of his
441
00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:40,160
aunts and uncles.
442
00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:42,183
- Can we,
443
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,150
- Can we,
444
00:10:43,150 --> 00:10:45,000
can we talk about
this after the show?
445
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:45,895
[audience boos]
446
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:46,220
[audience boos]
447
00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:49,010
- Oh no, I don't think so.
448
00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:52,020
- Okay, this is
it, it's official.
449
00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:53,319
- Really?
- It's official.
450
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,050
- Really?
- It's official.
451
00:10:54,050 --> 00:10:55,040
- Oh yes!
452
00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,210
- Congratulations, you win.
453
00:10:56,210 --> 00:10:57,031
Stay tuned folks,
454
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,100
Stay tuned folks,
455
00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:00,743
because we've got another
game show coming straight up.
456
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:01,170
because we've got another
game show coming straight up.
457
00:11:01,170 --> 00:11:03,080
"Set the Date."
- What?
458
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,120
- Set the date.
459
00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:04,455
Set the date.
- No.
460
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,070
Set the date.
- No.
461
00:11:06,070 --> 00:11:07,190
- [Audience chanting]
Set the date!
462
00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:08,150
Set the date!
463
00:11:08,150 --> 00:11:08,167
- Set the date!
464
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,100
- Set the date!
465
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,150
Come on, all my
uncles are watching.
466
00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:11,879
Come on.
467
00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:13,010
Come on.
468
00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:15,020
[upbeat electronic music]
469
00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:15,591
- So there's the foot.
470
00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:16,220
- So there's the foot.
471
00:11:16,220 --> 00:11:18,230
And, there's the head.
472
00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:22,120
Oh.
473
00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,015
Do you want to know if
it's a hottie or a nottie?
474
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:26,050
Do you want to know if
it's a hottie or a nottie?
475
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:30,439
- Yes, please.
476
00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:31,060
- Yes, please.
477
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:37,863
- It's a nottie.
478
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:38,080
- It's a nottie.
479
00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:41,180
I'm sorry.
480
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,060
- It's okay.
481
00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:48,999
We'll still love it anyway.
482
00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:49,130
We'll still love it anyway.
483
00:11:52,060 --> 00:11:52,712
[upbeat electronics music]
484
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,010
[upbeat electronics music]
485
00:11:55,010 --> 00:11:56,424
[couple giggling]
486
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,200
[couple giggling]
487
00:11:58,190 --> 00:12:00,090
- Wait.
488
00:12:00,090 --> 00:12:00,136
- Whats wrong?
489
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,040
- Whats wrong?
490
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,110
- Nothing, it's just...
491
00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:07,030
I've never done this before.
492
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:07,560
It's my first time.
493
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,020
It's my first time.
494
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,140
- Oh.
495
00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:11,170
That's okay, we
don't have to do--
496
00:12:11,170 --> 00:12:11,272
- No.
497
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,130
- No.
498
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,060
I want to.
499
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,000
Show me.
500
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,110
[couple giggles]
501
00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:22,408
[kissing noises]
502
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,080
[kissing noises]
503
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:33,544
- Are you okay?
504
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,170
- Are you okay?
505
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,090
- Yeah, I'm okay.
506
00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:37,256
More than okay.
507
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,000
More than okay.
508
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:38,200
- Tea?
509
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:44,680
- What's wrong?
510
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,000
- What's wrong?
511
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:45,230
- Nothing.
512
00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:46,200
It's just,
513
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:48,392
I've never done this before.
514
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:49,150
I've never done this before.
515
00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:52,104
- Done what, drink tea?
516
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:52,110
- Done what, drink tea?
517
00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:54,080
- It's my first time.
518
00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,110
- I can make you something else.
519
00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:55,816
- No.
520
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:56,150
- No.
521
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,130
I want to.
522
00:12:58,140 --> 00:12:59,080
Show me.
523
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,060
- Yeah, okay.
524
00:13:01,060 --> 00:13:02,120
You just, um
525
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,240
just drink it, I guess.
526
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,110
just drink it, I guess.
527
00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:06,130
- Ow my mouth!
528
00:13:06,130 --> 00:13:06,952
- Are you okay?
529
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:07,130
- Are you okay?
530
00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:09,010
- I'm okay.
531
00:13:09,010 --> 00:13:10,090
More than okay.
532
00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:13,130
So what do we do now?
533
00:13:13,130 --> 00:13:14,376
- Well, I guess we
just go to sleep.
534
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,170
- Well, I guess we
just go to sleep.
535
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,130
- Okay.
536
00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,050
- Goodnight.
537
00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:25,513
[playful suspense music]
538
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,190
[playful suspense music]
539
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,060
- Now what?
540
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:32,937
Oh, nothing it's just,
541
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,080
Oh, nothing it's just,
542
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,649
I've never done this before.
543
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,040
I've never done this before.
544
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,200
It's my first time.
- Your first time?
545
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,361
Really, it's your first
time going to sleep?
546
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,010
Really, it's your first
time going to sleep?
547
00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:43,040
- It's so embarrassing.
548
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,073
- No, it's not embarrassing.
549
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:44,200
- No, it's not embarrassing.
550
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,200
It's just kind of, impossible.
551
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:47,785
- I should leave.
552
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,070
- I should leave.
553
00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:50,230
- No, it's fine, it's fine.
554
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,497
Look, you just lay back.
555
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:52,100
Look, you just lay back.
556
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,140
Yeah, good.
557
00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:55,209
Then you close your
eyes, like this, see?
558
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,070
Then you close your
eyes, like this, see?
559
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,921
And then you just go to sleep.
560
00:13:58,921 --> 00:13:59,170
And then you just go to sleep.
561
00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:04,180
- I'm so silly!
562
00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:06,020
- No you're not silly.
563
00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:06,345
I just can't fathom
how you've never...
564
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,140
I just can't fathom
how you've never...
565
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,057
It doesn't matter,
I have to pee.
566
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,220
It doesn't matter,
I have to pee.
567
00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:13,170
- Oh, so do I, but...
568
00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:13,769
- How?!
569
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,050
- How?!
570
00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:16,200
How have you never peed?
571
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,220
- I trust you!
572
00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:17,481
I want you to show me,
573
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,090
I want you to show me,
574
00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:20,150
show me how to pee!
575
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,193
No get out of here!
576
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,160
No get out of here!
577
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,120
Out!
578
00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:31,100
Oh Jesus.
579
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,060
- Sorry.
580
00:14:37,130 --> 00:14:39,753
[phone rings]
581
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:40,070
[phone rings]
582
00:14:40,070 --> 00:14:41,110
- Hi.
583
00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:43,220
No, no I'm outside.
584
00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:43,465
Yeah, I'm not staying the night.
585
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:46,130
Yeah, I'm not staying the night.
586
00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:47,110
No he totally fell for it.
587
00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:47,177
Completely.
588
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,140
Completely.
589
00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:49,170
Bye.
590
00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:50,130
Okay.
591
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,150
[laughs] Such a dumbass.
592
00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:54,602
♪ Oh yeah, funny girls ♪
593
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:58,314
♪ Oh yeah, funny girls ♪
594
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,150
♪ Oh yeah, funny girls ♪
595
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,026
♪ Oh yeah, oh oh oh
yeah, funny girls ♪
596
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:05,738
♪ Oh yeah, oh oh oh
yeah, funny girls ♪
597
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,200
♪ Oh yeah, oh oh oh
yeah, funny girls ♪
598
00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:09,450
[vintage suspenseful music]
599
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,220
[vintage suspenseful music]
600
00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:16,874
[sighs]
601
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:17,010
[sighs]
602
00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:18,130
- Okay.
603
00:15:18,130 --> 00:15:19,130
Well I think we can get this
cleared up pretty quickly.
604
00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:20,586
Check my record.
605
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,000
Check my record.
606
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,200
You'll see that I have six,
tiny road rage incidents.
607
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,298
And yes,
608
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,070
And yes,
609
00:15:25,070 --> 00:15:27,150
in 1994 I got drunk and I
stole the Pauline avenue sign
610
00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:28,010
for reasons, which I
think are fairly obvious.
611
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,030
for reasons, which I
think are fairly obvious.
612
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,722
- Pauline, I just wanted to
say thank you for hiring Kim.
613
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:35,030
- Pauline, I just wanted to
say thank you for hiring Kim.
614
00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:35,434
- What?
615
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,020
- What?
616
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,110
- We've had thousands of
hits on our Facebook page.
617
00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:39,146
We are trending on Twitter.
618
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,030
We are trending on Twitter.
619
00:15:41,030 --> 00:15:42,858
We're expecting huge
ratings on the next episode.
620
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:43,200
We're expecting huge
ratings on the next episode.
621
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,010
- Oh, well, I mean
it wasn't just me.
622
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,130
I mean,
623
00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:46,570
I've got my wonderful team
that are working behind me.
624
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,230
I've got my wonderful team
that are working behind me.
625
00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:50,090
- They're not the ones who
hired a wanted criminal Pauline.
626
00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:50,282
That was all you.
627
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,070
That was all you.
628
00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:53,200
And it was so brave.
629
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:53,994
Thank you.
630
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:54,160
Thank you.
631
00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,190
- Well, you're welcome.
632
00:15:56,190 --> 00:15:57,706
And it was all part
of my grand plan.
633
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:58,190
And it was all part
of my grand plan.
634
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:01,000
I'm just so happy that you
guys are prepared to support me
635
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:01,200
on this.
636
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,050
- I mean, no, no.
637
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,130
Obviously we have to fire you.
638
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,050
Obviously we have to fire you.
639
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,210
- I'm sorry?
640
00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:08,842
Pauline you know our rules.
641
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,050
Pauline you know our rules.
642
00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:12,010
One, everyone gets a chance.
643
00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:12,210
Two,
644
00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:12,554
one strike, you're out.
645
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,150
one strike, you're out.
646
00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:16,090
- We're really sorry, Pauline.
647
00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:16,266
- Okay.
648
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:17,050
- Okay.
649
00:16:18,050 --> 00:16:19,200
Well you promise me this, okay?
650
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:23,170
You take care of my girls,
651
00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:23,691
[man whispers]
652
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:24,130
[man whispers]
653
00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:26,000
because if you don't,
654
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,403
I'm going to be adding four
more road rage incidents
655
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,030
I'm going to be adding four
more road rage incidents
656
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,020
to my rap sheet.
657
00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:34,090
Because I'll be running
you over with my car.
658
00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:34,827
- Yeah, we got it.
659
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,070
- Yeah, we got it.
660
00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:38,539
- I didn't get it.
661
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,110
- I didn't get it.
662
00:16:41,190 --> 00:16:42,251
- She was going to run us...
663
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,220
- She was going to run us...
664
00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:45,130
- I've not been paying
any attention, sorry.
665
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:45,963
- Oh, right.
666
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:46,220
- Oh, right.
667
00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:49,140
- Earlier she said
something about road rage,
668
00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:49,675
and then it was kind
of referencing...
669
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,130
and then it was kind
of referencing...
670
00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:53,230
[upbeat electronic music]
671
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:57,070
[crowd cheering]
672
00:16:57,070 --> 00:16:57,099
- Those were some
very sassy puppets.
673
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,030
- Those were some
very sassy puppets.
674
00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:00,811
Right, listen up troops.
675
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:01,070
Right, listen up troops.
676
00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:03,040
The wars been tough.
677
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,130
If I'd have known it was
going to be this tough
678
00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:04,523
I probably wouldn't have come.
679
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,010
I probably wouldn't have come.
680
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:08,235
We all miss our wives
and girlfriends.
681
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,200
We all miss our wives
and girlfriends.
682
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,947
I think we deserve a bit
of a feminine presence.
683
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,170
I think we deserve a bit
of a feminine presence.
684
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:15,050
What do you say?
685
00:17:15,050 --> 00:17:15,659
[crowd cheers]
686
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,130
[crowd cheers]
687
00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:17,190
Okay, well,
688
00:17:17,190 --> 00:17:19,371
please put your hands
together and go crazy
689
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,020
please put your hands
together and go crazy
690
00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:21,100
for your next act,
691
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,130
The Wartime Gal!
692
00:17:23,090 --> 00:17:25,230
[crowd cheers]
693
00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:30,150
- All that clapping
for little old us?
694
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:30,507
Well, my name is Judy.
695
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,020
Well, my name is Judy.
696
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:32,230
- I'm Betty.
697
00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:34,060
- And I'm little Meg.
698
00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:34,219
And we're here to
do just one thing.
699
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,190
And we're here to
do just one thing.
700
00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,180
[All together] Sing!
701
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:37,931
- Hit it!
702
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,030
- Hit it!
703
00:17:39,030 --> 00:17:41,210
[crowd cheering]
704
00:17:44,110 --> 00:17:45,355
♪ Well, we're just three
wholesome country girls ♪
705
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,000
♪ Well, we're just three
wholesome country girls ♪
706
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,068
♪ And we've been shipped
right across the world. ♪
707
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,050
♪ And we've been shipped
right across the world. ♪
708
00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:52,780
♪ We got on a plane, and you
boys know just why we came. ♪
709
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,060
♪ We got on a plane, and you
boys know just why we came. ♪
710
00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:56,492
♪ We make your willy stick ♪
711
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:57,020
♪ We make your willy stick ♪
712
00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:58,140
♪ when we do our thing. ♪
713
00:17:58,140 --> 00:18:00,204
♪ We're gonna give you a
boner then get out of here. ♪
714
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,030
♪ We're gonna give you a
boner then get out of here. ♪
715
00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:03,916
♪ Give you a boner
then get out of here. ♪
716
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:04,150
♪ Give you a boner
then get out of here. ♪
717
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:07,628
♪ We're not seeing here but
you can have a glance. ♪
718
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,010
♪ We're not seeing here but
you can have a glance. ♪
719
00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:11,000
♪ And pitch a new tent
right in your pants. ♪
720
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:11,340
♪ We are three cute dolls, ♪
721
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,140
♪ We are three cute dolls, ♪
722
00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:15,052
♪ who give you boys
all blue, blue balls. ♪
723
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,160
♪ who give you boys
all blue, blue balls. ♪
724
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,764
♪ So we say hello, and
then we go, go go. ♪
725
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:19,040
♪ So we say hello, and
then we go, go go. ♪
726
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,040
♪ We're gonna give you a
boner then get out of here. ♪
727
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:22,476
♪ We'll give you a boner
then get out of here. ♪
728
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:26,188
♪ We'll give you a boner
then get out of here. ♪
729
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,040
♪ We'll give you a boner
then get out of here. ♪
730
00:18:28,050 --> 00:18:29,900
[tap dancing clicks]
731
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,070
[tap dancing clicks]
732
00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:37,190
[crowd cheering]
733
00:18:39,190 --> 00:18:41,036
♪ We have come from
a distant land ♪
734
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,030
♪ We have come from
a distant land ♪
735
00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:44,748
♪ to give you something you
can tuck in your waistband. ♪
736
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:45,060
♪ to give you something you
can tuck in your waistband. ♪
737
00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:47,130
♪ You are gonna throb ♪
738
00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:48,460
♪ While we're back home
all taking your jobs. ♪
739
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,050
♪ While we're back home
all taking your jobs. ♪
740
00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:51,220
♪ We gotta leave quick quick ♪
741
00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:52,172
♪ We'll say bye to our dicks ♪
742
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,110
♪ We'll say bye to our dicks ♪
743
00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:55,884
♪ We're gonna give you a
boner then get out of here ♪
744
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:56,010
♪ We're gonna give you a
boner then get out of here ♪
745
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:59,596
♪ We just gave you a boner
now we're out of here. ♪
746
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:00,060
♪ We just gave you a boner
now we're out of here. ♪
747
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:03,230
♪ Bye-bye your boner. ♪
748
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:03,308
- See ya later boys!
749
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,170
- See ya later boys!
750
00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:07,020
[crowd cheering]
751
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,040
[crowd cheering]
752
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,732
- Well that's the last
one, everybody outside now!
753
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,140
- Well that's the last
one, everybody outside now!
754
00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:14,070
- Yeah, can we just have
like five or so minutes
755
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:14,444
just to stay sitting?
756
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,170
just to stay sitting?
757
00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:16,220
- What?
758
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:17,210
No, we're being
destroyed out there.
759
00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:18,157
Come on, let's go let's go!
760
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:18,190
Come on, let's go let's go!
761
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:19,200
Move soldiers.
762
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,869
Go, go, go, go, go!
763
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:22,040
Go, go, go, go, go!
764
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,030
Stand up straight!
765
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:25,581
What the hell is wrong with you?
766
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,070
What the hell is wrong with you?
767
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:29,293
[upbeat electronic music]
768
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,140
[upbeat electronic music]
769
00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:32,200
[news opening music]
770
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,005
- Marge I have started
a walking club.
771
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,080
- Marge I have started
a walking club.
772
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,717
- Oh, that sounds wonderful.
773
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:37,040
- Oh, that sounds wonderful.
774
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,170
What do you do?
775
00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:40,030
- We just go walking really.
776
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:42,150
- Oh, I'd love to join you two.
777
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,141
- Maybe.
778
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,060
- Maybe.
779
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,160
Oh there you are love.
780
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,853
Leading tonight's news,
781
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:48,040
Leading tonight's news,
782
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,050
Sarah Finkelstein.
783
00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:51,565
You remember Sarah?
784
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,010
You remember Sarah?
785
00:19:52,010 --> 00:19:53,100
You used to play with
her daughter Marsha
786
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:54,220
when you were seven.
787
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,277
She has run off to Fiji
with her yoga instructor.
788
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,160
She has run off to Fiji
with her yoga instructor.
789
00:19:59,170 --> 00:20:01,010
Her family is devastated.
790
00:20:01,010 --> 00:20:02,701
Absolutely tragic.
791
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:03,020
Absolutely tragic.
792
00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:04,230
I always said that
she was trouble.
793
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:06,413
- And now some technology news.
794
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,210
- And now some technology news.
795
00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:10,125
The computer's doing
that thing again.
796
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,000
The computer's doing
that thing again.
797
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,090
I can't get onto Facebook
to upload the photos
798
00:20:13,090 --> 00:20:13,837
of your brother's graduation.
799
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,140
of your brother's graduation.
800
00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:17,130
- I never have any
trouble with my computer.
801
00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:17,549
Jessica set mine
up over Christmas
802
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,180
Jessica set mine
up over Christmas
803
00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:21,220
and now it works like a dream.
804
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:21,261
- And now to Karen
with the weather.
805
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,973
- And now to Karen
with the weather.
806
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:25,110
- And now to Karen
with the weather.
807
00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:28,020
- And the forecast
is for sunshine.
808
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:28,685
Although, best to
take your brolly,
809
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,160
Although, best to
take your brolly,
810
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,180
'cause you never know.
811
00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:31,200
- So true.
812
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,397
You never know.
813
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,050
You never know.
814
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:35,040
- Sometimes it just
rains, doesn't it?
815
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,109
[both laugh]
816
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,030
[both laugh]
817
00:20:37,030 --> 00:20:39,080
- Oh, and there've been
no reports of tornadoes,
818
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:39,821
floods or fires of any kind.
819
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,050
floods or fires of any kind.
820
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,533
So, I really don't understand
why you haven't been able
821
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:44,230
So, I really don't understand
why you haven't been able
822
00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:47,140
to call your mother
these last three weeks.
823
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:47,246
- Thanks Karen.
824
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,100
- Thanks Karen.
825
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:50,958
My daughter rings
me every Sunday.
826
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:51,130
My daughter rings
me every Sunday.
827
00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:52,090
- Really?
828
00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:54,670
She must not be as
busy as my Jessica.
829
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,150
She must not be as
busy as my Jessica.
830
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,382
And now with sport,
here's your father.
831
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,010
And now with sport,
here's your father.
832
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,094
[snorts]
833
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:02,200
[snorts]
834
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,190
- Is it dinner time?
835
00:21:07,150 --> 00:21:09,518
[vintage music]
836
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,060
[vintage music]
837
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,230
[Pauline] Well girls,
838
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,190
[Pauline] Well girls,
839
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,942
I'm afraid you won't be
seeing much more of me.
840
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:17,190
I'm afraid you won't be
seeing much more of me.
841
00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:19,120
I have been fired.
842
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,110
- What?
843
00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:20,654
- Pauline!
844
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,070
- Pauline!
845
00:21:21,070 --> 00:21:22,060
- Oh my God.
846
00:21:22,060 --> 00:21:23,220
- I knew it, I am magical.
847
00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:24,366
I've known it all along.
848
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,120
I've known it all along.
849
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,180
Yes, I did it.
850
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:27,140
I broke the curse.
851
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:28,078
Yes!
852
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,050
Yes!
853
00:21:29,050 --> 00:21:30,140
Woo-hoo!
854
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:31,790
Super good news, bye!
855
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:32,090
Super good news, bye!
856
00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:34,130
Woo-hoo!
857
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:39,060
- Well, I'm glad to see some
of you look disappointed.
858
00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:39,214
- I can't believe
this, this is awful.
859
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,210
- I can't believe
this, this is awful.
860
00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:41,200
It's okay, come here.
861
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,160
Come on.
862
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:42,926
- No, no sorry.
863
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:43,150
- No, no sorry.
864
00:21:43,150 --> 00:21:45,130
I don't hug people,
865
00:21:45,130 --> 00:21:46,638
but I can't believe this.
866
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,090
but I can't believe this.
867
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:50,210
- Well, I'm going to miss
each and every one of you.
868
00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:50,350
Rose, Laura, Bronwyn.
869
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,140
Rose, Laura, Bronwyn.
870
00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:54,020
- Brynley.
871
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:54,062
- White paper cup guy, beanie,
beardie, gray hooded girl.
872
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:56,120
- White paper cup guy, beanie,
beardie, gray hooded girl.
873
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,180
I'll never forget you guys.
874
00:21:57,180 --> 00:21:57,774
- This sucks.
875
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:58,160
- This sucks.
876
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,210
This absolutely sucks.
877
00:21:59,210 --> 00:22:01,110
- Yeah, it does suck.
878
00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:01,486
- Fuck it.
879
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,070
- Fuck it.
880
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:03,070
You know what?
881
00:22:03,070 --> 00:22:04,130
Let's check the props.
882
00:22:04,130 --> 00:22:05,198
- Fuck yeah, let's
check the props!
883
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,080
- Fuck yeah, let's
check the props!
884
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,080
- Yes!
885
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,040
- Yeah!
886
00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:12,020
- You guys seen the corkscrew?
887
00:22:13,150 --> 00:22:14,130
- Oh, um...
888
00:22:15,130 --> 00:22:16,335
[ominous music]
889
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,050
[ominous music]
890
00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:34,895
[slow jazz music]
891
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:35,140
[slow jazz music]
892
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,010
[Advert Narrator]
Thanks to your funding
893
00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:49,070
New Zealand on air,
894
00:22:49,070 --> 00:22:49,743
we didn't have to
resort to stealing.
895
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:50,210
we didn't have to
resort to stealing.
896
00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:54,810
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